Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Aussie Breakdancer, It Ends With Us Drama and Red Flag House Husbands

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

I’m back from my Texas shows and I now understand the Austin hype! My favorite parts of the 2024 Paris Olympics were the Aussie female breakdancer? Snoop Dogg and Coca-Cola as defense against swimm...ing in fecal matter. I explain the drama surrounding “It Ends With Us” movie premiere and why the director is not pleased with how it is being promoted. Has Nara Smith been trolling us all along? What do you do when your ex is suing you for your facelift? We are watching Shannon deal with just that on RHOC. RHONJ Teresa’s husband Luis’ red flag was flying high on a recent podcast. Vanderpump Rules Stassi returns to TV. Brittany calls out Jax on her social. Celibacy and virginity is on the rise. Don’t share a hotel room with your mother-in-law. Then we had a 4.7 Earthquake occur while recording so enjoy my live panic! See me in Las Vegas Sept. 21! Wash your OUAI to healthier hair with shampoos and conditioners made just for you. Go to https://TheOuai.com/JUICY for 15% off your entire purchase. Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at https://honeylove.com/JUICY. Elevate your comfort, elevate your style, with bras that empower your lifestyle of flexibility.  Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:31 to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Hannah McDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, I have so much to get into, but first, let me tell you how much fun I had in Texas. Oh my gosh, Chris Frangiola did all three shows with me. Drake, my son, was the tour manager and we had a lot of fun. There were some travel mistakes that we made, but it was great. It started out in
Starting point is 00:02:07 Houston, in which we made the mistake, or Peter rather, to stay at the Houston, a Houston airport. Not something I suggest, very depressing. And at that point, Chris had bailed and got his own rent a car, which was definitely the right thing to do. So we left, we did the great show in Houston, House of Blues, so fun. And I did some interesting outfits. I wore cowboy boots, I wore cowboy hat. I like to change it up. A lot of things people talk about, you know, is it hard to be a female comedian? Yeah, actually I think it's the outfits. I think planning my outfits and hating most of them has been the it hard to be a female comedian? Yeah, actually, I think it's the outfits. I think planning my outfits and hating most of them is been the hardest part of being a female standup
Starting point is 00:02:50 because guys don't have to worry about that stuff. And I've talked about it when I've interviewed other female comedians, and we all agree, it is really kind of hard to find that uniform. So I'm like, whatever, I love my hat and a cowboy hat, and I love my cowboy boots, and so I did it, and I wore these funky sparkly outfits and they seemed to be well received
Starting point is 00:03:08 or at least people lied to my face. But the thing that was universal is that they loved the standup and I've fallen back in love with doing standup and I'm super excited to do my shows come this fall, which you go to heathermcdowell.net to get those. But so the next day we were supposed to leave Houston and go to Dallas and stay at another hotel airport. That's when Chris just said
Starting point is 00:03:32 goodbye, I've gotten to rent a car. I'm on my own. And he went and got a very cute hotel right across from the venue with like cuteness along the way and cute walking around. Now it is very hot. So I did not understand that part of Texas that much, but at least it was cool and air conditioned in the House of Blues. So the House of Blues Dallas show was great. It was sold out.
Starting point is 00:03:59 And I found these other girls in the meet and greet and they were so cute and they were wearing pink so I was like, I need a photo for myself. And then we went to the foundation room, and they gifted me with a huge bottle of Dom Perignon. Turns out my 21 year old son does like champagne. He's like, turns out I like champagne. I'm like, oh, because it's Dom.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Anyway, so fun, had a great time. Then we, Chris is on his own. He gets in his car and he starts going down to Austin for the Saturday show. But Drake and I go 30 minutes back to the airport hotel and then we get our room and then we go. And it wasn't even convenient. By the way, it was not even convenient. It was like, I don't know why Peter thought this was a good idea.
Starting point is 00:04:44 It was not. From now on, I'm always going to stay right by the venue so that I can take your recommendations. I get my cute coffee and my cute whatever and stay at a nice hotel. These hotels were nice, but I'm not a flight attendant. Okay? I'm not on a layover. I don't know why. I did see one interesting thing on a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:05:01 There's a TWA and they said it was JFK and this looks so cool. I don't even know if this is real, but I saw a TikTok on it and it is the airport hotel. It's called TWA Airport Hotel inside JFK and it takes you back to like 1960. And I thought that looked fun. But still, only if you're going to like stay one night so that you can get on your flight to Europe. I just don't know why you'd do that. Anyway. So Chris wakes up at his cute hotel, gets in his running car, and starts going off to
Starting point is 00:05:34 Austin. Drake and I are waiting. We're about to get on the plane at 12. It gets delayed. It gets delayed. It gets delayed. Now, I have a meet and greet at 51515 and it's an approximate three and a half hour drive from the Dallas airport to Austin. So I've already checked my bag. So I'm wearing like a pair of Triniturk shorts and tennis shoes
Starting point is 00:05:56 and a t-shirt and I'm like, at least I packed my makeup with me. At least I kept my makeup with me because that would have been terrifying. Anyway, I'm like, Drake, we cannot risk this. We have a huge house at the Paramount Theater. It was a big number of people that were coming. So I was like, there's no way I can risk this. And the meet and greets at 515. So we get an Uber. And I'm like, hey, if the plane lands, we'll stop by the airport and get my bag. If not, I'm gonna wear this. And I have like a funny story, at least I have a makeup face, okay?
Starting point is 00:06:32 So on our way in the Uber, we had the joy of stopping at Buc-ee's. Am I saying it right? Yes. Okay, my editor is from Texas. I thought this was just like a gas station stop place. I had no idea what I've been missing out. When people would talk about, oh, you
Starting point is 00:06:56 got to get good barbecue, oh, Texas barbecue, oh. I'm like, why is everyone so weird about the barbecue? Like, who cares? Like, we've grown up with a barbecue in our backyard. We would sometimes have a burger or do a barbecue chicken or something. I don't know. I was like, why is it?
Starting point is 00:07:13 I go, oh, this is just like pre-made food. Why is everyone so crazy about it? I get this pulled pork sandwich wrapped up in the foil and I literally brought tears to my eyes. I was like now I get it now. I don't know what they do I don't know if it's like, you know being basted for 72 hours straight I don't know why it tastes so much better than anything I've ever had but and It's like a huge store and they have desserts and they have like groceries. I don't know. They have clothes. I wish I would have bought a Bucky shirt. I guess it's only in Texas. Then as we're
Starting point is 00:07:49 leaving, they have all these funny signs that are like Bucky's giving main character energy. Bucky's that food really slaps. Bucky's like really like clever cute things. Anyway, I just had to say that was just fabulous. So then we get to Austin and I have my last show and we did stay at a very cute Marriott called the proper proper hotel. I think it's Marriott and very cute and but the heat was I couldn't believe it. And then when we get out of my show, there is the Pride parade happening. I mean, could could Austin be any greater? Like, it was like I came out and it was just like people were cheering for me. They really were. But I just pretended like they were. So all my people got to
Starting point is 00:08:36 then go and enjoy the Pride parade after my show, because I got out like 8 45. So we go back to the hotel, have a beautiful dinner, and have so much fun. And then the next day, we get on these electric bikes from the proper hotel, and it's still kind of breezy. It's not like scorching hot yet. And we ride our bikes around this lake. And I am like, I get the host.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I get why everyone left here, LA, and went to Austin. I totally get it. Drake was like, everyone left here, LA, and went to Austin. I totally get it. Drake was like, everyone's a fitness model. I'm like, everybody looked so happy and so healthy and like jogging and running around. And then there's all these like brand new, like very chic, like apartment buildings everywhere.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I mean, I don't know, I was like, Drake, if you get a job or something and you have an opportunity to move to Austin, maybe you just wanna do this as like a young person. Like this is, it felt like a very young, hip, like delicious food town. So then we ride and all of a sudden, I'm like, hear this music and it's this like all inclusive,
Starting point is 00:09:42 I don't know what kind of a Christian church. And they're like right in front in front of where all the other bars and stuff are. But it's a Christian band singing about Jesus. I'm like, hold on, stop. And I stopped. I'm crying. I'm like, this has been the greatest weekend of my life.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I just can't get enough of how cute this is. So thank you, Texas. I'm glad you had a good time. I had a better time. The heat is something I couldn't understand, how it never cooled at night. That was a little strange. Other than that, though, I think you're killing it, everybody in Texas. Killing it is an understatement for the greatest thing that happened in the 24 Summer Olympics. And that is the Australian break dancer.
Starting point is 00:10:29 I mean, when I, first it was, I follow my friend, comedian, Ms. Pat, and she was the first person who posted this. And I'm like, what, this cannot be real. I'm like, wait, there's break dancing in the Olympics. And this woman, she's Australian, she's wearing a green suit. And it is so, it's so bad.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Like the moves are so weird. So I'm like, I have to investigate. Like how did she even get on the team? So she studied jazz and ballroom. She has been break dancing for years. Her husband got her into it. She's also a professor. But the dancing, the break dancing is awful. It's literally look like if I tried to be a break dancer. She's just kind of rolling around and then
Starting point is 00:11:15 she's doing this little move that they're calling the kangaroo move because she is Australian. And it went completely viral. And Chloe from Saturday Night Live, who I absolutely love, Chloe is crazy, is her Instagram, she was like the first person to get in the outfit and do the dance. And I'm laughing about it, just thinking about it. It is insane, but I also think like, how great. And she, I guess she's sort of now like defending it. And she said, look, like I knew I was not going to win
Starting point is 00:11:46 with these judges because there are such talented B girls, which is called the break dancing girls, the first year ever to have this in the summer Olympics. She's like, and part of it is creativity. So I just tried to be more creative with my moves. But just the fact that she's like Australian and older and it just, I just felt it was a Saturday live sketch sketch I couldn't even believe it and it made it was my favorite part of the 24 Olympics and I think it's great and I hope she embraces it and loves it she's our Hawk to a girl
Starting point is 00:12:14 enjoy your 15 minutes of fame I love you the Olympic swimmers were drinking Coca-Cola to protect themselves from the bacteria in the Seine River. So they did have to do the race. Two of the people got really sick, but of course they're like, well, we don't know if it's because you ate, you know, inhaled some fecal matter while you're swimming in this river. People said it's been, you know, disgusting for years. They can't believe that they ever even thought that someone could swim in it. And I'm like, well, it kind of freaks me out that we're drinking, that they're drinking Coca-Cola to protect themselves. But I guess there's something in Coca-Cola that can keep a virus from you getting a virus.
Starting point is 00:12:55 So I don't know if this is going to make people realize Coca-Cola isn't that bad for you. I don't know. I have gotten more into Diet Coke lately. I used to love it. I used to have one every day for lunch. Then I took a big break from it and now I'm kind of getting back into it. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Now I feel like this makes me feel less guilty about it in case I swim in the ocean or something. This is a bummer. This girl on our American team, Jordan Chiles, she, huh, she might lose her bronze medal. It's very confusing kind of what happened. She's very devastated. It's sad.
Starting point is 00:13:35 But basically what happened is they said, let me read this to you. So the US Gymnastics submitted a video evidence to the Court of Arbitration for the sport, and they claim proves that Jordan Chile's inquiry into her score at the Paris was submitted within the required time. So what happened is the inquiry had initially raised the score in the women's floor exercise final, earning her that bronze medal. But then the Romanian Olympic Committee protested, arguing that the inquiry was submitted four seconds too late.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And then they ruled in favor of the Romanian leading to her losing her medal. So hopefully now, this is the latest one, just this morning by People Magazine. Hopefully she will get it, but then I feel kind of bad for the Romanian girl who now thinks that she got it and I mean, it's not they can't just give everybody a medal But she went off of social media and she was just like devastated this Jordan
Starting point is 00:14:34 And so that was like that was a sad part Australian break dancer fun part. This is a sad part and the people getting sick Also, this Australian guy got arrested for trying to buy cocaine from a Paris teenager. So he got caught and he said, I'm sorry. But you know, I'm not a fan of cocaine or anything, but he probably was done with his competition and whatever, it wasn't a good look.
Starting point is 00:15:01 But he is good looking, okay. Travis Scott was also arrested. They had video of him being arrested. He got in a fight with his own bodyguard, a physical fight with his own bodyguard in this hotel. So the police were called and they arrested him, but they didn't keep him in prison. And he recently was arrested for something else in Miami.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Of course, the ongoing lawsuits of the horrible thing that happened in Astroworld is still around, but this doesn't seem like maybe it's that big of a deal. So I but that's another thing that happened. Then we get to the finale, the final ceremonies. And Tom Cruise, like went off where it was like he did one of his stunts and he high-fived a bunch of the Olympians and then he gets on a motorcycle with the flag and he delivers it to our mayor, Karen Bass, and Simone Biles is also standing there to say we're going to have the next Olympics. So that was cool. Also in touch is saying that he wants to, allegedly in touch as a scoop, that Tom Cruise wants to have another child and put his roots down in the UK. I don't know if this is true or not. He's 62 years old and but you know he could totally have a whole other family. I mean didn't like Al Pacino or Robert De Niro each, I think they both just had a baby at 80s so whatever. I don't recommend't like Al Pacino or Robert De Niro each. I think they both just had a baby
Starting point is 00:16:25 at 80s, so whatever. I don't recommend it. But interesting story. Now, I am very, very excited about the 28 Olympics in Los Angeles. I don't mean to brag, but I'm going to. I am a native Angelino, okay? I was born at St. Joseph's in Burbank and I lived here my whole life and I told you before I got to go to the 84 Olympics. So I think it's pretty cool for those people like me who went to the 84 Olympics and now we're gonna have the opportunity to go to the 28 Olympics. And I feel like these 28 Olympics is our reward as Los Angeles people that we did not leave LA. We did not abandon it when we were suffering these last years of just not being run well and seeing a lot
Starting point is 00:17:14 of disgusting stuff. But we stuck it out. We didn't move to Austin with everybody else from LA. We did not join the caravan of Teslas from LA to Austin. We stayed here and now we are going to benefit from it because now for the next four years, they have got to get our situation correct with the homeless and the mental health and the drug problems that we're having here in the streets. And hopefully those people will benefit
Starting point is 00:17:44 and everyone will benefit. And then you'll benefit, cause then you'll come here and it's just gonna be fabulous. I mean, when I got home and I landed in LAX yesterday, I was like the breeze, the weather, I was like, wow, these Olympics are gonna be a lot better than the Paris ones because it's
Starting point is 00:18:05 LA. And they're doing all these different venues. And I just think it's going to be fabulous. I am going to have a show. Okay, so get get. I don't know when, but I'm going to have a show in LA during those two weeks. I just that is what's going to happen. Hopefully it won't fall on like the gymnastics tickets or whatever. I'm going to attend it. I am going to be the face of the Olympics along with Snoop Dogg. So Snoop Dogg comes out and they perform right there
Starting point is 00:18:37 and he just chills. I mean, I love that he was the hype man for the Olympics, but especially for the gymnastics team. I thought that he was the hype man for the Olympics, but especially for the gymnastics team. I thought that was so cute. And then he comes up and joins his friend, Dr. Drew, and they basically just chills, you know, with their hit songs. It's just people my age and all ages. It's like when they did the Super Bowl. Just get excited, people. I think it's going to be, I think we are going to have a lot to prove and I think we're gonna succeed So if this is too much
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Starting point is 00:20:46 backing of American Express. Visit amex.ca slash ymx. Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. Okay, look how cute he is. All right, here we go. New movie out that I was not aware of this book. It's called, it ends with us. And there's a little controversy with it. It looks like it's very good. It was based on a hit, hit book. And I looked at the trailer, and I was like, what is this about? I was not aware of what the book was about.
Starting point is 00:21:19 And it looked like this character, Blake Lively, falls in love with this guy. And then maybe there's this other guy that she's sort of thinking about, And it looked like this character, Blake Lively, falls in love with this guy. And then maybe there's this other guy that she's sort of thinking about, but then she goes back to the original guy, and she has a baby, and you're like, okay, so this is just a beautiful love story.
Starting point is 00:21:36 That is what I thought. And I'm like, what's the secret behind this book? So I'm like, I'm gonna ruin it for myself. And I'm not really ruining it for you, though. So I look up Wikipedia, what is the plot of this book. So I'm like, I'm gonna ruin it for myself. And I'm not really ruining it for you, though. So I look up Wikipedia. What is the plot of this book? Well, it ends with us, okay, if you don't want to know, but I think you should, because based on a book, is about this woman. It's her life, about how her mom was a victim of domestic violence, and then she went and met this guy and got married
Starting point is 00:22:05 and had a daughter, and she went back and forth with him a few times, and finally was like, it ends with us, meaning it ends with myself and this daughter, goodbye, she left him, and the whole thing was ending the cycle of domestic violence. And so the director, Blake Lively is the star and the producer, and the producer and the director
Starting point is 00:22:26 and the co-star is Justin Baldoni, who says, I was so excited. I hadn't even finished the book before I went and wanted to be part of making this a movie. And so the controversy is, it's kind of like when Olivia Wilde was doing her movie where she directed it and had a part in it, which was, don't worry about it, darling.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Why the press wasn't, they weren't altogether with the press. So people are like, what is the deal with this? And they believe that it's because these commercials and everything are more rom-com or romantic because the goal is to sell the tickets and they're not really sharing in the trailer what the movie is really about which is the important lesson and so Justin who's the star opposite Blake but also the director was like you know we always talk about being you know oh we oh, we're just Hollywood artists and
Starting point is 00:23:25 we're not curing cancer. We're here just to entertain. And he goes, but I believe when I chose to jump on this project that this could actually having people see this movie, it could actually really make a difference all around for the future of people that suffer from this. And so he, I guess, is upset of the way the movie's been cut and portrayed and promoted. And like I said, I had no idea that when I heard it ends with us and I saw Blake Lively in her dress that was originally worn by Britney Spears and there's flowers in the on the red carpet. And I really did, I just thought it was like a really,
Starting point is 00:24:07 and I was like, this doesn't even look juicy from the trailer. I'm like, what's the juicy thing? How does it end with us? I just felt, I thought it ends with us meaning we end up together. But no, she means she and her daughter end up together and away from this pattern of violence through generations.
Starting point is 00:24:24 So I thought that was interesting, and I definitely want to see the movie now. Now, this is a sad but interesting story to tell. This influencer named Candace Miller is finally breaking her silence. This is very sad, but her real estate mogul husband, Brandon Miller, had ended his life, time on Earth, himself. So it's really a story.
Starting point is 00:24:59 And it's so interesting, because when this happens, and it happens with men, sometimes where it seems to have a real reason why they chose to do this, and this one was financial, and I just think that's so heartbreaking when anybody doesn't see that this can't be fixed or whatever, the devastation of like, if I can't continue to provide this life for myself
Starting point is 00:25:24 and my family, then I'm worth nothing. So basically they were this fabulous New York couple and with two cute kids, all attractive, he was in finance and real estate development. They had a $9 million house in New York. They had a Hamptons house they were renting. They went on lavish trips and she, her influencing her content, she has since removed her social media. But what it was, was a lot of luxury trips,
Starting point is 00:25:56 fabulous parties, beautiful clothes, makeup. I bought this bag, unboxing, you know, this designer thing. And when she gained a lot of followers. Because a lot of people just like to escape and see that kind of luxury and beauty aesthetic. So he, now the word is that she, that he did keep this, these financial troubles from her. One was they did sell the house for nine million, but then they went to a rental for $47,000 a month. That was 4,500 square feet. So they still had to come up with that payment. So it wasn't exactly a big step down. And then he borrowed money from a very good longtime friend, like a short-term loan of a million dollars, and to finish this real estate development deal. And the friend inquiring
Starting point is 00:26:47 about his money found out that the deal had already moved hands to somebody else. So there was no way in him finishing the project and this guy getting his $1 million back. So that long term friendship ended and this guy was out a million dollars and Brandon Miller still was like, I've lost a best friend and I still have to pay him. And it's just the catch up. The catch up. Now this isn't, you know, this happened with Bernie Maddox and with the Ponzi scheme and his son ending his time on earth. And it just is so awful. So then he said to his wife, according to friends, everything's gonna be fine. I'm fixing it. This loan is getting taken care of.
Starting point is 00:27:27 We're going to fix all this stuff. I can't go on the trip with you to the Amalfi Coast, but you go ahead. And so she went ahead and she's staying at the $2,000 a night hotel in the Amalfi Coast. And that's when he took, ended it in his garage in his car. And I believe like an alarm went off and that's how they found it. So I just was like, this is just, now I think this has happened throughout history. I mean, when we heard that people were jumping out of buildings when the stock market crashed in the 20s, in the 1920s, over 100 years ago. It's just
Starting point is 00:28:05 so sad when it's something that is like a financial fixable thing, and it always will be fixable. I mean, he wasn't looking at prison time. He was just looking at an embarrassing situation of maybe they wouldn't have, maybe they couldn't stay in the Hamptons, maybe they couldn't stay in New York. I'm sure she's absolutely devastated. I'm sure she's just like, I need to rethink everything. But maybe this can be a lesson to anybody that's hearing this story or you're aware of it, that the appearances don't matter,
Starting point is 00:28:36 and please make it very aware to everybody and all your loved ones that whatever they're in, not to hide things from people and not to think that this just can't be fixed. And, you know, it's just awful. So that, I wanted to share that thing. Now this, I don't believe that this girl is doing this for real.
Starting point is 00:28:58 This comes from The Sun. And this beauty influencer says she uses poop as a face mask to prevent aging. It got like 700,000 views where she's just like, get ready with me while I shit on my own face. I don't know what the fuck, but she does it. Now, who knows what the video was? I didn't wanna look at it.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I don't, I'm guessing this is fake. I'm guessing this is fake. And I think now people have to realize and I've been taken a number of times about thinking that somebody putting a video on it's real. And it's almost like they're trolling themselves like they're they're rage baiting or trying to get people upset or just trying to get the views. Even though people think you're disgusting. You did a poo poo and like mixed it with like mayonnaise and put it on your face. I don't, she doesn't care because she got the views and whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:50 That's what I think. Maybe it was real. But of course people and doctors waited and said, there's no way this is good for anybody to have this. I mean, look what happened to the people swimming in the Paris River. If in fact they ingest anything like that, it gets you completely sick. So you certainly don't want it on your face. So speaking of which, so I talked about the Nara Smith. That is a beautiful model that does the videos on Instagram, has 10 million followers. She has a beautiful husband named Lucky. They're stunning. They're real legit models. Very young, like 25. They have three kids together. And her videos, you can't stop watching them
Starting point is 00:30:32 because she's so stunning. And she gets in her beautiful outfit. She wears Chanel and this and that. And she says, today my toddlers stumbled into my room and said they were craving cinnamon toast crunch cereal. I didn't feel like going to the store, so I made it from scratch.
Starting point is 00:30:49 And then she shows you where it's lit and she has every ingredient and how to make it. And I said, I believe that she has a team behind her. And I think this is a whole way to build a brand or just to get people just to have a huge following on social media that can lead to other things because she is stunning and she does know her way around a kitchen whether people are helping her or not. People feel like she is trolling herself that this was never meant to be taken seriously, that she was doing the trad wife thing and did it in a way, whether they do it themselves or with the team,
Starting point is 00:31:26 but clearly she's not making Jolly Ranchers from scratch when there's no camera around, okay, like whatever. So now she has never responded to any comments or anything, really keeping her persona clean for a marketing team to just make her a Martha Stewart of our time or whatever this plan might be in a much quicker amount of time. Side note, like Meghan Markle, she supposedly had that jam, the American, I don't even remember, it was such a long, weird name, but it was something about the orchards, American Orchard Farm Time, whatever. And she had this jam that she sent to some influencers, and but it was something about the orchards, American orchard farm time, whatever. And she had this jam that she sent to some influencers. We haven't heard about
Starting point is 00:32:08 the jam since. And the word on the street is that she's going to really try to build her Martha Stewart type brand. But to remind people about Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart was this, you know, former model and she was very attractive too, but she was like a mom, like raising her kids. And she was like, she made her own recipes, her own cooking and all this stuff before she ever had a show. And she was thinking of all these unique things,
Starting point is 00:32:33 like why don't I stencil my own hardwood floors? Which at the time you're like, yeah, why don't I? And now you're like, why would you do that? But whatever, it was things, it was all these different crafts and things. And she built this whole empire. And so people are like, you can't expect to like skip all these steps forward, whether you're Meghan Markle or this girl, Norah Smith.
Starting point is 00:32:52 But you know, you can, you can skip a bunch of steps because you don't have to have a network give you your own TV show where you're on every day at 9am after the morning show. No, you can do this. So, finally she did speak up, but by not speaking up before and not really clapping back, she has this clean slate for anybody when they look to her to, hey, we want you to be our spokesperson
Starting point is 00:33:19 for this creamer or whatever. Though she does do a lot of products and a lot of brand partnerships on her Instagram and TikTok. But she just said, you know, I don't understand what people are hating on us, which that was about it. But she did finally kind of speak up
Starting point is 00:33:38 because she did an interview. But what I think is good is that she's not like clapping back and she's kind of laughing. And anyway, I'm seeing more of it. And I think it's kind of an interesting trend. And also, I fell for it. I really thought this chick was kind of real. And I saw all the parodies that people were doing.
Starting point is 00:33:57 And now I just realize she was in on the joke all along. OK, exciting weekend for me, because my son made me aware that White Chicks was the number six trending movie on Netflix. Unless you've been under a rock, and this is the first time you've listened to Juicy Scoop, I was part of the Juicy Scoop production. I was a contributing writer to the movie,
Starting point is 00:34:22 and also got to play the salesperson. That was a scene that I wrote the first draft of along with all the other Waynes brothers and other writers they had. And I love that that's such a hit movie. I love that it is still great today. And I love when Marlon Waynes is asked about it. He says, the women, the people who love the movie the most are the white women. So us parroting them is fine. And I'm like, well, you did have a white chick consultant, so I think we did it correct. But of course, it was hilarious. I love that it stands today.
Starting point is 00:34:57 I love that it has new people that just discovered it, you know, now like young kids and everything. And there's a lot of really funny lines in there that I remember exactly who came up with it and how we thought of it. So maybe I'll do like a little special Patreon or something about if you're like a white chicks fan, if that's something you want, maybe I'll do just like a little segment
Starting point is 00:35:22 of some of the scenes and how I remember how they came about because it is such a like a favorite movie. But also, I mean, what a weekend for Heather McDonald. They this was sent to me. Peacock, which you can watch all the Real Housewives back seasons. The Real Housewives of Orange County. I am, I can't, now I don't know how this happened. I don't know if someone that works at Peacock loves me and knows that maybe other people hate me and as I hope this person does not get fired because I'm sure now that I've brought it up, they probably will be like, how the hell did that happen? I don't know if it was a glitch in the matrix, but I am the face of this episode,
Starting point is 00:36:11 which is when Heather Dubrow had a groundbreaking party filmed to build her mansion, which then she sold with the Altman brothers for a million dollar listing or for 55 million or groundbreaking price. Then she sold with the Altman brothers from million dollar listing or, you know, for $55 million or groundbreaking price. But this was, we all wrote these notes in it. And like I was like, I hope this you have wonderful memories in this house.
Starting point is 00:36:35 And then we put it like in the ground and they had all this fun stuff. And Tamara went on the writing bull and she broke her wrist and whatever. So anyway, we're featured on it and Peter's featured on it and Brandon's featured on it like eating a donut and the kids are so little and people are like, is this a sign? And I go, I don't know. Maybe it is a sign, but I love Real Housewives of OC this season. One of the storyline was this new girl accusing Heather of calling the paparazzi to take photos of her at Disneyland. Now, because she denied it is why Tamara
Starting point is 00:37:17 and everybody was jumping on it. And then this girl goes, I know that you did. I texted this person who's in charge of the paparazzi and I'm like, did she call them herself? And that person said, yes. And it wasn't a lot of evidence to it, but I thought it was so great because on the last episode, she brings it up to Terry
Starting point is 00:37:36 and Terry goes, I actually love when paparazzis get photos of me. So I would like that number and I would like to call them more often so that I get to be in the news more often. And she laughs at him and I totally believe it. And I thought that was the perfect way for just to like squash it. Because whether she has the number directly or her publicist does, or I truly believe there were other photos that I looked up and they're not super smiling. They're like talking and like not looking great so I'm like look
Starting point is 00:38:07 paparazzi goes to I think it could be that she had them be called and I also think it could be a random thing because the paparazzi does go to Disneyland they they I follow a couple of counts that are like celebs at Disneyland and stuff like that. They probably have a year round pass and it's worth it for them for a paparazzi to go and walk around. And they probably have connections
Starting point is 00:38:33 with some of the people working there. They're like, hey, I'm a tour guide. I've got the Kardashians coming today. So we'll be at the Haunted Mansion around one. And then that guy probably takes a photo, gets some photos of them, makes some money, and gives a kickback to the person at Disneyland. Why would that be so unheard of
Starting point is 00:38:51 that a person who works at Disneyland doesn't also have a friend who has a decent camera? Just saying. The point is, I thought Terry handled it great, and I thought it was funny. Who's Beetlejuice? Don't ever say that name. Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I'm serious, if you say that name three times, really bad stuff is gonna happen. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Ah ha. The juice is loose. On September 6th.
Starting point is 00:39:16 We doing this? The wait. Let's go, honey. Is over. Thank you all for coming to this very special occasion. I felt a little tingle. Ew. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, September 6th. Hey, everybody.
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Starting point is 00:40:58 with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zomolechkova on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. is on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you're listening right now. Also in the show, the main storyline that's really juicy is that Shannon Bador, who is divorced who dated this guy named John Jansen for four years. And the last thing that happened, which was not on camera, is that she got intoxicated. She got behind the wheel after arguing with him at his house because she had left her phone
Starting point is 00:41:34 at this A's restaurant. And so she gets in her car and she is intoxicated and she loses control of the car and it hits a house and she parks it down the street and she gets out and she starts walking her dog she probably realized what the fuck I was you know drunk who knows the cops come she is cooperative she's worked with the attorney she's taken the responsibility she's done everything she's supposed to do and thank God nobody was hurt. So they start filming after this incident.
Starting point is 00:42:07 And she has to address it, she has to talk about it, she has to cry about it, she's embarrassed, right? She has since broken up with this guy, John Jansen. And then he starts dating Alexis Bellino, who was on several seasons of the show, but a few years ago. She was married to her husband at the time, they got divorced. She then I believe met somebody else who was engaged to that person,
Starting point is 00:42:29 that engagement didn't go through, I believe she was on a below deck. And she meets this John Jansen at the quiet woman and they hit it off and they fall in love. And so they want her back on the show, obviously. And she's like, sure, why not? I'm in love. I call him Johnny J now.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I don't call him John Jansen. I call him Johnny J. And I don't like that the narrative that was put out there among the other women in talking about Shannon's relationship is that Shannon told these other women off-camera, like on phone calls or whatever, the bad things that went on with their relationship. And when you're venting to your girlfriend, you say things, you know, maybe you're exaggerating, maybe you're telling truth, but she vented about the relationship. And because they had that
Starting point is 00:43:22 information, several of them did not have a good perception of Johnny Jay and was like, good, I'm glad you broke up with him. And she's like, you know, he never paid for anything. I had to pay for when I was going to watch What Happens Live, I would pick up his extra, I'd pick up the plane ticket, whatever. Who knows what all that is about.
Starting point is 00:43:44 And she complained, she said, I don't know if I could marry him because I don't know if he's wealthy enough. I need somebody that can like take care of me. And so that wasn't a great reflection on him. So then they get together and now she's on the show. And Alexis is like, I want people to like him. And I want people to know that he's not like that. He's barely drinking with me and he's so lovely and he's very generous. And it comes out that he had lent Shannon or given.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Shannon said he gave it to me. Shannon said I needed 40,000 for a facelift and then I needed another 35 for a loan. He for for just living okay. So then she I guess thought it was a gift or she's claiming he always assumed it was a loan. Once they broke up and Alexis is like oh well you're not you're not cheap and a dead beat you gave her all this money. This is what I'm assuming.
Starting point is 00:44:46 You need to get that money back. So he gets an attorney, and she gets set with this letter. And she's like, oh, my god. OK, I'll pay you the money. Like, I thought it was a gift because we were dating. I'll pay you the money, but let's not involve attorneys. And I'll give you the money, but you can never say a bad thing about me, and I can't say a bad thing about you."
Starting point is 00:45:05 And at that point, I guess he said, I don't want to have any restrictions on what I can do or can't do if we're going to settle. I'd rather just go this way, get my money, and no one's going to restrict what I say or do, because I believe he really, he's now, you know, now he's a public figure. He's with a public figure, his new girlfriend. She probably wants to stay on the show longer. The show is about all of their relationships together, including Shanna Bador and whatnot. So he doesn't wanna be silenced.
Starting point is 00:45:33 So then Shanna Bador goes to her dad and she's like, what should I do? And he's like, fight it, fight it till the end. So this is what we're watching. So then they go to dinner and then Tamara, who was her very good friend and Vicky, they were the Trace Amigas, were the Trace Amigas, da da,
Starting point is 00:45:50 and they did this routine and they had this show that was, you know, they would sell out the shows and they were gonna go do all this stuff. And Tamara says, Tamara says, I don't wanna do the show anymore because it's called the Trace Amigas and it's about tequila shots and stuff. And I can't believe we have a show like in the next few weeks
Starting point is 00:46:07 after this news of Shannon getting in this accident and everything and they say you're you're out Tamra we're just gonna be the dose of meat ghosts so now we see them filming and meanwhile Tamra has become close to Alexis and Johnny Jay. And they go to dinner, and it was not, we saw the scene. Now this is for the cameras, we know Tamara is a vet, she knows what the producers want, she knows what the people at home, whether they say they want it or not, she knows what they want. And she, it goes on the offensive,
Starting point is 00:46:43 because Shannon gets there and she orders a tequila, no sorry, a vodka and soda. And she just starts going off on her saying you're an alcoholic, like calling her out in front of all these people, in front of the cameras, in front of the world. You're an alcoholic. When you call me you're drunk. And Shannon's like, why are you doing this? You've been on this path of my alcoholism for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:47:05 And she's like, because you have, you've been in alcohol for 10 years. You call me at night, you never ask about me. And I'm just sick of it. And you say these things about how awful John Jansen was to you. And I don't believe it, cause Alexis says it's different. And then Alexis brings up the receipts
Starting point is 00:47:21 of the wire transfers and all this stuff. And that in her opinion, it was in fact alone. And they're at this dinner and everybody's like, so that's the show. And it turns out even though Shannon has struggled and all this stuff, the overwhelming response is very pro-Shannon, very anti the behavior that Tamara displayed. And they don't really care if Tamara had to stay up late nights and hear exaggerations
Starting point is 00:47:54 or untruths. They don't care that Tamara thought she was doing the right thing by trying to kill the trace of Begos. They are like, Shannon does not deserve to have another lawsuit coming out of this camp and she does not deserve to be suffering like this when she is a single mom, she isn't dating anyone, she's trying to do herself better. And it's just really interesting when, you know, kind of like with The Vanderpump, where I think you're in it and you're filming it and you
Starting point is 00:48:25 think you're displaying your side of it and you're like, I think when this airs, Lala and Sheena, people are going to see their side and they're going to be tired of Ariana and the same thing happened. It was like, no, we're team Ariana. It could be editing, but it also can just be you just you miss person you just don't perceive right how these shows Affect the audience that's listening that's predominantly women and we've all been through some shit And so I think that's really what it is and I think that's what is Very interesting about the show. Okay now Real Housewives of New Jersey They had this weird kind of reunion
Starting point is 00:49:01 They put the two girl two groups of women in two different rooms, and they watched the last episode, which we covered last week, which was they're at the same restaurant, they're eating, and it's all about how Teresa feels that her new husband, Louie, has been attacked, and people try to burst her love bubble. And it's like, why are you in a bubble, though? Why do you want to put your head in the sand being a bubble? Yeah, the book this is real life now. And he had several exes, exes came forward, exes reached out to other women,
Starting point is 00:49:36 and on the cast and people and was like, you're you should you should know what your girlfriend Teresa is getting involved with this guy is bad bad news, and I'm gonna tell you and I'm gonna give you the information. She always perceived it as my castmates that interacted with these exes of Louis are my enemies, and therefore I hate them, and therefore they tried to ruin my life by sharing stuff from his past.
Starting point is 00:50:02 You're going on a reality show, it's gonna come out. I just don't know why more people aren't taking it as, maybe I talk to them because I was like, what are you gonna say? How bad is it? Maybe after I talked to them, I realized it wasn't as bad. And that's why I never brought it up on camera or anybody else. I think that's why I never brought it up on camera or anybody else.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I think that's so the interesting thing about it. But Louis doesn't help himself because Louis and Teresa have a podcast. And on their last episode that just came out a few days ago, someone cut a clip from the show that was put online. I don't think they cut this clip. I don't think this would be the clip they cut. I think someone watched it, cut their own clip, and put it out.
Starting point is 00:50:47 And it's him talking to Teresa, and he's saying, I love that the girls, her daughters, it's like, do it, live free, wear that thong, dance on a table at the club, show a little leg. They all had thongs on and greased your daughters, and they looked hot, they looked great. I'm paraphrasing, paraphrasing, but that was it. And the fans of Bravo, whether they love or hate Teresa, all basically agreed this was really red flag behavior. Now, I don't know if he's going to try to say, I was saying, you know, I was agreeing with what Teresa had said in the
Starting point is 00:51:23 past. Maybe Teresa had told the girls, wear a thong, dance on tables. I wish I didn't live such a conservative life in my 20s. Go have fun. And he was just like co-signing on it. But it was coming out of his mouth and people perceived it as like, those were the examples you used. You didn't say, hey, I tell the girls, go travel Europe on your own. Go, you know, take that funky job. Choose the major that maybe isn't the guarantee. That's what he could have said to say, live your life and take the risk that I didn't take.
Starting point is 00:51:53 But they sense of taken down the video or cut out that part of this show. That's what I've heard. Page Six picked it up. They talked about it. Everyone talked about it. We come to the end of this show, that's what I've heard. Page Six picked it up, they talked about it, everyone talked about it. We come to the end of the show, and they're like, well, I guess this is it.
Starting point is 00:52:13 So on one side it was Margaret Melissa, Danielle and Jen Fessler, and this other girl, what is her name? Rachel Futa, okay? So there all, and at the very end, Rachel Futa goes, and you guys, I'm pregnant. And then People Magazine shared the photo, she's pregnant with her third child with her husband
Starting point is 00:52:41 and she has a stepson who she's adopted. And I have to say, the way the girls, those girls that was in that room, in the other room, it was Jennifer, Aiden, Jackie, Teresa, and Dolores. The girls that got that news, Melissa, Margaret, Danielle, Jen Fessler, and then Rachel gave the news, I really felt that was a really joyous, honest moment where you're truly happy for your friend,
Starting point is 00:53:06 you're truly surprised. And so after seeing that, kind of the thought is, why can't we have them, those girls, and then maybe two or three new housewives? I don't know, you know, because of all the weird darkness, but that the podcast and everything is not, was not good for Teresa and Louie and that she just wants to say, why would you say anything about him? Da da da da da da da. This is hurting my family.
Starting point is 00:53:37 And it's like, you know, I don't know what to say to all of it, but that's, that's the juice and that's why we're talking about it. And I don't know what's going to happen with New Jersey. But that is what I think would totally work. And maybe just give her something else or put on pause. She's doing villains. Teresa, I don't know. We'll see what happens with that. But it seems like there's been more and more coming out that made that would make any woman nervous about their friend who's with this guy that has so many disgruntled exes and stories and you know he did this he went on this camp that came out that was the warrior video where he's saying very nice things to an ex saying i'm gonna be better and
Starting point is 00:54:19 all this there is an alleged letter that he wrote about himself to get into the how to make you a better man camp that admits a lot of very negative things about himself to get himself in. We don't know if that's all true. We don't know if that was just to get him into the camp. The other person and someone else would say, well, at least he was trying to better himself and it just didn't work out with that woman, but he still benefited from this warrior camp. Those videos got out and people talk and it's just such a large audience now that's online and giving opinions, whether it's like me on a podcast or whatever. And yeah, they can't necessarily get off of social media either.
Starting point is 00:54:58 They make a business, they make their living being on it as well and putting their daughters on it and selling products and sharing their vacations it, and selling products, and sharing their vacations, and doing all that. So it's a mess. Meanwhile, Jax, of Vanderpump Rules, he posted this cameo, and saying, hey, you know, if you'd like a cameo for me, that's great. And the money I make from cameo goes to this cancer research
Starting point is 00:55:25 that his dad had passed from that kind of cancer. Brittany, they've been separated for over five months. They are now filming the Valley. She posted that video and said, wrote on it, just realized Jax had this on his cameo, and it's disgusting because he hasn't donated a dime for FYI at cameo. People grab that she took it down within an hour. It could be that he was giving the money back three
Starting point is 00:55:52 years ago and this was just part of his advertisement on his Cameo. She obviously realized it doesn't make her look really good. And it just, it just, it makes us realize that these two are not in a good place, that you would do that to your husband. Because if you're raising your kid together, why would you call him out like that? Don't you want him to bring in money as well? Maybe take him to the side and be like, I just noticed that. I don't remember you giving any money. Can you not? So somebody else is going to get it. It tells me that they're not communicating at all. Or maybe someone was, maybe she wasn't thinking. Maybe she, whatever, did it late at night.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I don't know. So there's a story there. Meanwhile, Vanderpump's Stassi, who has always been really well liked, except when she was canceled and kicked off the show, which that whole story you can look up. She is back. She, you know, she'd lost her book deal
Starting point is 00:56:51 during that 2020 time. She got another book. She had another baby. She, you know, got married. She and her husband have now two kids. She continues with her podcast and she's just very well liked. She's, you know, very pretty.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And she didn't let this that awful time in her life stop her. And she has a show on Hulu coming out. That's a comedy docu-series about her life being funny, I guess, and some funny friends. And so who knows who are these other people that are going to be in her life? I assume she's kind of making her own Vanderpump rules or her own valley with people in her life about her life,
Starting point is 00:57:31 which if Vanderpump rules doesn't come back, maybe Stacey and maybe Lala and Sheena can join her or bounce around or whatever, who knows? But people are very excited for that. And she's going to make a one-time appearance and visit the villa, which is continuing. Like I said, I had not heard a lot of buzz about the Hulu show villa, which is Lisa Vanderpump has a staff helping people in a vacation fancy villa hotel, like a boutique hotel situation or whatever. And she's gonna go and be on that.
Starting point is 00:58:06 It's like a below the deck for a hotel, which is what they said is gonna basically be Dorinda's show too. But on Hulu, which I feel like Hulu, you know, is grabbing a lot of shows that would normally had been, would be on Bravo. There is the new Hulu show about the Mormon TikTok girls. They got their own show and people
Starting point is 00:58:27 have seen those screeners and they said it is very juicy and good. They're young, they're beautiful and it's a unique lifestyle that we have not seen before. It's a new formula that we haven't seen before. So very interesting. Okay, Taylor Swift ends the Kanye West's number one streak on the bill billboard chart. So she's killing it. She's gone past him. And I love it when something like this happens. The comments are like, Oh, my God, Taylor, let it go. Let it go. I like she's not doing anything. She's merely just succeeding. And, you know, I we should never forget what he did to her when he jumped up on stage and grabbed her award from her.
Starting point is 00:59:06 And I don't think she'll ever forget it. And as women, that should be a moment that sticks in our mind from this generation. And as like, that was not okay, not cool, and how she has proceeded and as much as she wants, she can bring it up as much as she wants, she can write as many songs about it in code or whatever. Boy, talk about, you know, success being the greatest revenge.
Starting point is 00:59:32 And then also, Ed Kelsey, who is Travis Kelsey's dad, he said he doesn't like that Kanye, in fact, has included a lyric about Taylor Swift and his son. It's just like a throwaway line, but he obviously has mental illness. But he knows what he's doing too, because I wouldn't even know that he wrote a song about Taylor Swift unless he... By putting that in there, then people comment on it. So people always wonder if this stuff is like they're strategically mentioning each other to get press on it. And so people always wonder if this stuff is like, they're strategically mentioning each other to get press about it. Probably, but it's probably still both on their minds
Starting point is 01:00:11 and they're probably like, why not throw it in there? And I mean, he knows what gets people talking and she is the biggest performing artist right now with the biggest crowds and everything. So why not talk about it? with the biggest crowds and everything, so why not talk about it? This can't be good if Travis has a Tesla because Tesla is selling karaoke mics for its cars. So this also can't be good for my husband Peter because I definitely want the karaoke mics. We have two Teslas and I want to try it, if anything, just to
Starting point is 01:00:45 have you guys see me sing in the backseat. But we all know that Travis likes to do karaoke. I told you it's a fear of mine that he will take this singing career to the next level and that'll really kill it for him and Taylor. But you know, all of our biggest fears are coming true. People are going to be karaoke-ing in your car. Now, I was once in a Uber, and it wasn't a Tesla. It was just like a big SUV kind of thing. And the guy had all the bells and whistles. You know how sometimes you go on an Uber and they actually still have the mints and the waters and the stuff?
Starting point is 01:01:23 And he was like, I have karaoke if you guys want. And we were like, oh my god, it's kind of fun. And we did a song. And so they probably got the idea from that. But if you're going to, it's like, they don't need to have those videos when we used to watch, like, oh, your kids can watch a DVD, a log car ride. Now everybody has their own iPad. So why not do something together and truly do carpool karaoke? Yeah, just like, what's his name? James Corden. He's probably pissed about this. Probably like, Elon Musk stole my idea.
Starting point is 01:02:00 More on the astronauts that are stuck in space. So this couple, they're not a couple. She's a female, he's a male, and they're married to other people at home. And it was supposed to be eight days. Now they're saying they're not gonna get home till maybe like February of 2025. I've talked about how it's my biggest nightmare.
Starting point is 01:02:21 They say it's big, there is room to do other things. And the woman's husband said, she's fine. She's in her happy place. She loves it. She just loves looking down on the blue earth and they have plenty of food and water. They have plenty of things to do. They have the internet. We can FaceTime them. They are fine. And the husband, I mean, the male astronaut's family is the same. They're like, he's fine. He's just, and I'm like, I wonder, like, I don't know, I wonder if the people at home like aren't necessarily missing them. But I still think I don't care what the people would tell me.
Starting point is 01:03:01 And maybe they're smart enough to know that they shouldn't worry. But I would be worried. I would tell me. And maybe they're smart enough to know that they shouldn't worry, but I would be worried. I would be worried. Now, I mean, we've all been just stuck in an airport for a few hours with the delay. I panic so much being stuck in that airport that I got an Uber and drove to Austin. But so this is why I'm not an astronaut
Starting point is 01:03:17 and I never wanna be one, but I'm gonna be following this case. Like I, and then I definitely, I hope they definitely do a tell-all, at least a podcast. Tell me what went on. But I guess they're just like, no, it's not a problem. We're totally fine.
Starting point is 01:03:33 We're happy the trip lasted this long. I don't know. I don't know if they don't have kids or what, but they are not complaining or freaking out. There is a new thing in the dating world called hoodfishing. It's what my parents used to call geographically undesirable,
Starting point is 01:03:49 which means the person that you are thinking about dating just lives too freaking far away. And New York City, on the apps, people will say, just like a catfish, maybe they use a different photo or lie about their age or whatever, they say, oh, I live in the city. And then once they start talking to them and liking them, then they want to make a date.
Starting point is 01:04:11 And then the person reveals like, well, actually, I live in Long Island or whatever. And it's an hour train ride. And then they're like, why did you basically lied so that I would think that you lived near me. And so these kids trying to date just can't catch a break. But you can also, this is kind of fun, there is a life-sized Polly Pocket house, and it's coming to an Airbnb. But it's like a slumber party thing,
Starting point is 01:04:39 very cute for like a girls' weekend, a bachelorette party, whatever. I think this kind of stuff is really fun, like going to more experienced, nostalgic type of places. Like I mentioned earlier, the airport that takes the airport hotel that takes you to the 1960s, going on an airplane experience back in the day. I would love to go to more weekend resorts that have a back in time experience. Now, I kind of get that when I go to Palm Springs
Starting point is 01:05:12 or where I live, La Quinta, there's a lot of like that kind of mid-century 1960s vibe, but it might be really fun to like, more people to explore this or be like, you're in a Barbie dream house or a Polly pocket. I think that's like, I think that's gonna be a new thing. Also, I saw this on People Magazine. You can get this two story tiny home with six bedrooms
Starting point is 01:05:37 and a side deck for only $80,000. And it's one of those tiny homes, but it seriously looks like an $8 million home that you would see on Selling Sunset. I mean, it looks exactly the same, except it's $80,000. And I just think like this stuff's like amazing. And why aren't more people buying these? And just, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:02 It's just very, it's like, why wouldn't you get this for 80,000? Like, where do I get this for 80,000? Can it fit in my backyard? That's incredible. So there is an article in People Magazine about celebrities who have opened up about celibacy. Now they just said, you know, I've taken six months off.
Starting point is 01:06:22 I've taken a year off. I've been, oh my God, I'm basically a virgin now, it's been so long, and they're just really being honest about I'm just not in a relationship and I don't care how long it goes, Drew Barrymore has said it, she's like, I've been, I have been celibate since I became a single mom and I just, I don't know how to do it,
Starting point is 01:06:41 the dating is so scary, who should I date, what kind of cool-out should I wear? I don't know how you do it. The dating is so scary. Who should I date? What kind of cool-out should I wear? I don't know. I find it, I kind of find it interesting, but I also find it great that people are so honest about it because I would think, you know, everyone always wants to think there's something weird if you don't have sex.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Well, this girl said she's a 33-year-old virgin who is not religious, and this is why she didn't have sex. So she goes on to say, I'm 33, and I just haven't been in a relationship, but now I'm kind of ready to. So I read the article, and it turns out, sadly, her dad died when she was like 18, but she inherited a lot of money. And for the last like 12 years,
Starting point is 01:07:26 she's just been traveling the world, having the time of her life and staying at beautiful places. And so then there were the comments were like, well, maybe I'd like to date her. Yeah, I mean, she's very cute, but she said it wasn't a religious thing. It was just something that she just wasn't interested in and never really pursued.
Starting point is 01:07:45 And now she's also being honest about it. And I thought that that was, you know, based on my book, if you're not aware, I've written a book called You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again. And it is a New York Times bestseller, and it is about how I found myself still 27 and a virgin and it wasn't a religious thing. It was a little bit in that like my mom, you know, was we were Catholic and it was like you should be a good Catholic and you shouldn't have sex before you're married
Starting point is 01:08:16 because God forbid you get pregnant and then you're stuck and da da da. But after a certain point it wasn't that it was just like I couldn't find a boyfriend. And when I would kind of like a guy, then I'd be like, well, I want to make sure this is my boyfriend because I've waited this long. So I don't want to just have sex with this guy and never hear from him again. But then those people were so used to not waiting more than two or three dates
Starting point is 01:08:39 that then by the third date of me not having sex with them, they just figured I didn't like him. And then they dumped me. And I'd be like,, and then they dumped me. And I'd be like, what happened? And that was basically, the book is really funny stories of all of that and me trying to also make it as a comedian. And I was not out as a virgin as a comedian.
Starting point is 01:08:56 I'd have jokes about, like funny jokes that I'd come up with based on my friends and stuff. So it would sound like I was somewhat promiscuous on stage almost, because it was so embarrassing. So I love the honesty. I think people need to be more honest. And it is hard to meet and date. And it is hard to,
Starting point is 01:09:18 I see why if people can just get their own tiny home and not have to deal with these weirdos and not have to travel two hours to meet someone. How just all of a sudden you wake up and you're, you know, not having sex. This guy did get married to his wife and then a five-year-old daughter and then the wife is like, I'm dying to go on a European trip. And then he says, and then he's like, well, then my mother-in-law just like invited herself, which I wasn't really thrilled about.
Starting point is 01:09:48 And the wife booked the hotel and she was paying for and they had two queen beds. So I guess he and the wife would sleep in one bed, not very romantic, and the grandma, mother-in-law and the five year old sleep in another bed. And he said, I couldn't take it anymore. This was like a TikTok or Reddit or something. And he's like, I couldn't take it anymore because she was the mother-in-law was using all my wife's expensive products. And, and then the final straw was she used the tooth, our toothpaste and just the thought of her toothbrush getting that close to my
Starting point is 01:10:19 toothpaste. I finally just said, I'm out of here. This isn't a fun trip for me. And he booked his flight home and was like, goodbye. And then now the woman's screaming at him and furious and everything. And I thought, you know, the thing with that is I think that you just really have to be more vocal about your in-laws and situations like that and a trip and how much time it's one thing to visit it in law and it's another to be like not only staying at their house but in their their bedroom. I think what it really comes down to is you really have to be more vocal about your in-laws. I know people always like my mother-in-law
Starting point is 01:10:57 my mother my husband. You know a video recently came up and it was Bethany Frankel reliving a time when she was married. And she was, you know, being really raw about the time. And I think she was mourning that loss of the fact that she was a really busy mom, which I talked about when her daughter was young and she had a talk show and this and that. But also she realized like this marriage isn't working out with the husband. And she said that his parents who to this day, she says have a relationship with their daughter and they, you know, they seem like they're good people. But I just think they didn't realize that it wasn't working out how much time that they were in her space.
Starting point is 01:11:41 So she said, you know, not only would they come and visit like once a month, then two weekends out of them. So three weekends they'd spent with her. One weekend they would come to her house and stay like a week. And then there'd be two weekends a month that she would have to pack up everything with her husband at the time, Jason Hoppe,
Starting point is 01:12:00 and the baby and go visit them and stay at their house. And while she's doing this talk show and everything, and I think now she's just was unpacking, she did stop talking about it. I think maybe it was a legal reason, but this was kind of an interesting video that like went, that was sent to me. And she's just kind of crying about it.
Starting point is 01:12:17 And she was just like, and the comments were like, look, they probably were really well-meaning and this was maybe gonna be their own grandchild. They were so excited. And they think that they're being great hosts when you come. But as a grown woman, you just want your own space. And no matter how nice your in-laws are,
Starting point is 01:12:38 you need to know that your parents are not your partner's parents. They're not. And some people thought it was really weird that we bought a house next door to my parents. And it was like right out of Everyone Loves Raymond. But it really wasn't because they were like, really, you really want to live next to us?
Starting point is 01:12:55 They never stopped by unannounced my parents. My mom would be like, call me on a Monday. It'd be like, on Wednesday, would you like to come over for dinner? And I was always like, yeah, cause she's like a really good cook and stuff. They never, we're just like, we just want to see the baby or whatever.
Starting point is 01:13:12 It was more convenient for me. I'd be like, hey, can you watch Brandon or whatever for a couple hours? Oh, okay. Or in some way they'd be like, no, we're too tired. Like we're older and we're tired. We don't want, go get a sitter. Like, and sometimes that would happen. And I just feel like people need to like communicate
Starting point is 01:13:29 more with their in-laws early on. And I almost think that's why like, like when you have like this pre marriage classes that sometimes church is required, that should be a real real thing that you talk about. Like, you know, how off earthquake, earthquake. Okay. Huh? Looks like we got our clip, Rebecca. Do we want to keep going? Yes! We're keeping all this in. Oh, 100%. Let's wrap this up.
Starting point is 01:14:14 We're going to wrap it up, OK? Know your mother-in-law plan before you get married, and know your earthquake plan if you live in earthquake country. And that's get under the table and we're fine. We're fine. Brandon's fine. He's here.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Rebecca's fine. The editor. My heart's beating. And we love you. Take care. I hope that I hope California is still here for the 2028 Olympics. Thanks. Bye.

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