Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Bama Rush, Britney’s Sons and Ariana Grande Favoritism

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

Big announcement! I am coming to see you! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net  How can Pete Davidson alter his tattoos, and what to do with his career? Britney goes after her teenage boys, calling them rude and hateful. Comedian, Dane Cook, had parties at his home where teenage girls were in constant attendance. Did Melissa of RHONJ cheat? Jennette McCurdy’s book is out, and she tells of her jealousy toward Ariana Grande. Anne Heche’s and other recent deadly car crash in LA. Gabby Petito’s parents are suing for $50 Million. Alabama Rush is here, and I share my sorority secrets. I predict Nene Leaks will never work at Bravo again. The Armie Hammer documentary is here. Did he and Erika Jayne date? Victoria Beckham’s beef with her daughter-in-law will never happen with me.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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As you know, Pete and Kim broke up. Then that was a great day for Kanye West, and he posted this like old-fashioned newspaper that says, Skeet, which is the name he gave him to make fun of him, is dead at 28. Well Kim supposedly got really upset with Kanye, like don't make fun of him is dead at 28. Well Kim supposedly got really upset with Kanye, like don't make fun of that, how you know this is horrible because he has had mental illness and I guess because it's like you know a dead thing like not to even joke about that and that right now Pete is in trauma therapy. So I was like reading all the comments and everything. And my thought is, first of all, they both went at each other this entire time. There was a time when they

were friendly before he was dating Kim and he went on a talk show, Pete, and he said, oh, I ended up having dinner with Kanye and Kim and Nobu and Malibu and they were great and all this other stuff. And he's, you know And there was a friendship there, then there wasn't. But in doing all of this, of course, Kanye didn't like it, which is also Kanye's hypocritical. He's supposed to be all about gospel and Jesus and this and that, yet he really is like a troll sometimes on the internet going after certain people

into this case, Pete. But on the other hand, Pete's a comedian, so he should be able to take this kind of stuff. And also Pete taunted, was kind of taunting with all the tats. Now, the people say, well, his body is his like his journal and all the tats and do do do. But still right away, you know, he put, you know, Kim branded Kim's name or her initials on him. He had the Kim tattoo right here, Kim's lawyer, my girl's a lawyer. And then also he had the initials of, I think it was all the kids. It was K and S C P like for, you know, shy and sane and so on.

And he put it right here. He didn't put it like under his armpit or whatever, just to like show her. No, he put it right here so everyone could see it. It would be featured in every photo that he takes, even if he didn't have to announce it. He knows that he takes a photo like this. People are going to see it, figure it out, I mean, doesn't take a genius. And that was obviously really disturbing to Kanye, who also suffers from mental illness. So look, it's not going to be great. So then this very funny thing was going around. I'm not exactly sure if this sweet Adeline reposted this or if the sweet Adeline's one who came up with this funny stuff, but it was what to do with my girl's a lawyer tattoo.

And it was my squirrel as a lawyer. And like, you could put a little squirrel there. My giraffe as a lawyer could do a little giraffe with a tie and a little, like briefcase. Very funny of how you can make these tattoos work for Pete. But also, I noticed like that, you know, he, I was thinking about when they were in love and people thought that did she Photoshop his face or just maybe he just looked sexier when he was with Kim. And then you see a photo that's like, that is the Pete Davidson with the churri and the kind of goofy face. Still, you know one can take anyone's

thick size away from him, and we all know that it's a good one. So, you know, it's like my mother said, no one can take your education away from you and no one can take your giant dick voice size away from you. So, he'll be just fine. However, I was thinking about what is gonna to happen to be david's in now

i mean you know he got she loved every moment of this he loved the press he obviously loves having famous girlfriends it's helped him with his career and that he's just like you know he's a comedian but i don't think he's a great stand-up i'm going to say it i think he's likeable i think he's sexy i think you could probably be a good actor and I think he could be really appealing. I never saw the stat in nylon movie, but I think he could be appealing in a lot of roles.

However, he left SNL. I don't know what was going on. Once he dated Kim, it's like we never even saw him on SNL and then I guess he officially left. Well, they're all going back now, getting ready for the fall season. I think he should call Lauren Michaels and say, you know what, is there any way I could have my contract back? I need that discipline of being on the show, coming in on Monday, performing Saturday night or whatever it is,

coming in on Tuesday, having that daily thing. Listen, he'll probably flake out later on again when he falls in love with some other girl or gets a better opportunity. But I would say to the producers of SNL, just to have him come around that desk, with Colin, I don't know if Colin's still on it,

I don't know so many people left, but the weekend update, have't come and be like, so I had a crazy summer and just talk about it and talk about the Kardashians. People will watch just for that. And then even if he never is in another sketch again, even if he never shows up, it will be worth it to get people like hooked into the new season and the new people. And that is what I suggest as a Hollywood genius. Also, you know, I know it doesn't have Instagram but people still read articles and things just

because he doesn't have Instagram doesn't mean he doesn't look at other people's Instagram. He needs to have his phone put away. He needs to just focus on some other things. Definitely he should delete his Hulu app. I don't think he needs to watch himself in all the goofy thirst trap bits that he did with Kim that we're now going to see on the show. Like that one where she's like,

hi babe, wanna get in the shower? It'd be really quick and he's like, ooh, he throws his phone, it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing. He did some really dorky comedy and some real thirst trap things when he was with Kim. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do on don't date anyone for a while, let this settle down. That's my advice to you. Stay healthy. Some updates on Britney. As you know, as a Catholic, I spoke about the fact that she posted the inside of St. Monica's Church in Santa Monica and was like, this is the church I wanted to get married in, but they never let me because they said I had to be Catholic or one of us had to be Catholic and I thought the church was open to everybody with a heck of sith. Myself and many

people explained to her and explained to the world and on her Instagram, that's not the way the Catholic church works. I don't know how other churches work, but it's a big deal. Like you can't, you can't be divorced and get married in the church unless it's been an old uh... mostly they really want you both to be Catholic but at least one has to be Catholic you have to prove that you have a that being Catholic that you are baptized in the church and like have your baptism certificate then of course it really helps you to actually remember of that particular parish and then of course it has to be on a day that they're available that they don't have any other activities. I get married at 2.30 in the afternoon. Not the ideal time. I would wouldn't I would like to rather get married at

like 5 o'clock and then everybody go to dinner. No, it had to be 2.30 because they're like we have mass at 5.30. We don't really care about you, Heather McDonald. Yeah, and we know that you've been part of this church since before you were born with your parents and all five kids went to the school. We don't care. Two-thirty is the latest you can get married on a Saturday. And we're like, okay, because we're Catholic. That's what we do. We don't complain and put it on Instagram. No, it shows us no much time now. So anyway, yeah, it wasn't, you know, my whole wedding was over by nine. It started at 230. It's not the ideal time, but still whatever it worked. It's also a really long-ass ceremony.

Okay, so I don't think she has the attention span. She wouldn't have been able to spin around and I don't think her guess would have liked to sit. My guest didn't like sitting there for an hour and a half. Certainly she would. So I think they did her a favor. But now she is saying she said there was a lot of backlash. I'm going to read what she then wrote about it. There was a lot of backlash saying I never asked to get married at the church I pictured. I'm writing this because the church said I never asked. I hired a wedding planner who has done Madonna's wedding and plenty more now remember Madonna when she got married to Guy Richie she did get married in the Catholic Church but he was I don't know if he was Catholic but she was Catholic it was her first wedding Madonna she was very Catholic she

was definitely baptized and received holy communion and probably confirmation all of it so you know that's not that weird. Who'd done Madonna's wedding and plenty more. He was extremely expensive, and yes, my first request was to get married in the church, in the church, Pitchard, St. Monica's. So, and it was the only picture I had

that I sent him through. Okay. So, she's saying he called when it was also during COVID, and again, I've explained it. So, she has, then then other things that have happened is kevin federal i'm it gave some interview where he said the boys

don't really uh... are not comfortable with how much nudity and sexy photos that their mom's ship that that their mom britney shows on instagram this is a thing that i have been saying like that this has to be a problem. You know, at least with my sons, they're like, mom, if you're gonna do it,

charge $1,000. They're little businessmen and they said, I put a real up and a TikTok. You better be following me, you guys, at Heather McDonald on TikTok and Instagram. Okay, I'm gaining followers at a freaking snail's rate. I think about four people a week joint. So could you make that happen?

I'd like to get to 300,000 Instagram. Anyway, they were like, mom, if you want to like get a beach house, you can't just be doing these cameos for what you're doing. You're just gonna do, it's called cameo premium, $1,000 and they're like, you can just do your, like happy called cameo premium, a thousand dollars and they're like, you can just do your, like happy birthdays,

but with your tits out. And I was like, wouldn't that embarrass you the way that Kevin says that his boys are embarrassed by Brittany and they said, no, no, we would be fine with it. So every kid is different, but apparently these two aren't into it. And so she goes on to say, Brittany, on a story. It saddens me to hear that my ex-husband has decided

to discuss the relationship between me and my children, as well as, as well, as we all know, raising teenage boys is never easy for anyone. I hear you, girl. It concerns me the fact that this is reason is based on my Instagram. It was long before Instagram I gave them everything only one word hurtful. I'll say it my mother told me you should give them to their dad

And I'm sharing this because I can't have a good day folks. Well now that's sad because you all know what she went through We all but thank God Kevin was there and then people are like what is Kevin never done? He hasn't had a job Well, I think a job is raising five kids and if he was a woman he has five kids. He's two with his first wife or girlfriend charge accent and they might even have two with the wife that he has now. But raising all those kids and they seem like they're pretty great kids and they're in like a difficult private school has a lot of homework and activities. I think that's pretty rude to actually criticize him for it because if he was a woman, no one would say anything. So thank God they have one stable

parent, whether it's K-fed or not. And he's, you know, he got asked and he was explaining it. It probably is embarrassing and hurtful. Every kid is on Instagram. She has 45 million followers. Every kid is probably following Britney Spears and you're literally like at a lunch table and it's like haven't pay your mom posted again and it's you know it's her like on a bed being sexy rolling around spinning around pumps

she has every right to do that that's her way of expression that's what she's doing i understand she's in the concertorship for 13 years. But you don't just, you know, you are affecting other people. And if your kids are not comfortable with it, that's just a fact. So her husband goes into defender and he says, to clarify, my wife has never posted a nude selfie, except of her butt, which is quite modest these days. Well, I guess holding, you can't show a nip anyway. They would take it down. So she likes to like just squeeze her boobs together

and cover her nips. And no, we've not seen vagina, but I swear to God, the other day she was at the gym, and it was like really low. Like it was the pelvic bone. I mean, I could see the top of the vagina, like the little top of the line. It's a lot.

And they're sexy and all of it. I don't know why she gives it away for free. I guess she's so rich, but honestly, she really should start an only fan. I know there's a lot of teenage kids whose moms are, at one time, a big star or not, or they're just pretty women women they're doing only fans. It's private you have to pay for why you put it on Instagram for free.

Stop rolling around girl, get in the studio and sing anyway. So that's it all came out and she you know bringing up the fact that her mom said that yes she's still very upset with her mom. And it's just unfortunate. Hopefully, as everyone matures, she will have a great relationship with her sons as they get older and they'll never, you know, but right now it appears they're not close and she's just looking for someone to blame, which is always the conservatorship.

So I'm adding a little bit because this came in later in the day after I already recorded the show. Brittany posted a long post, a long writing of how she's feeling about her boys. She basically says the boys were coming and she had to ask Kevin throughout the years what days are they coming and they would always come about two days a week. She wanted three. They actually it went down to one. She accepted that. She accepted that when they would come,

they really wouldn't spend time with her, they'd go up to their rooms, and now they don't wanna come at all. And she's like, you know, everybody took everything away from me, my dad, and I supported all these people, and everything I've done for the last 20 years are for those boys, and if they don't wanna see me, fine, fine.

They're so hurtful, why don't they care about my feelings? And you know what? I actually like it. I like waking up in the morning and not having every week to write you, Kevin, and say, are the boys coming or not and wait three days for a reply? You don't want to see me fine. I have a beautiful home. I have a pool. I have five dogs that a husband. That's basically, I'm giving you the little summarized version. I just want to say as someone who is a mother, who also has a lot of friends and have dealt with seeing people get divorced and with teenagers. You know what?

They're not going to always be thinking about your feelings and how you are feeling hurt. Kids of divorce have a right to be, you know, not the greatest behaved, a little insensitive, and also the teenage boys. So if they're being, it's not about you, Brittany. I know you've been through a lot, but like you're putting this on your boys to be constantly thinking about your feelings as the mom.

It's not your child's responsibility to feel, to wonder how you're feeling. Now I know she's been through a lot. I know she has mental issues. Again, it's not the boy's fault. And now you're putting it out there on your Instagram. And I just don't agree with it. I'm sorry, I don't agree with it.

There's 9,000 comments saying that you deserve it, Brittany. We'll get the truth. You're, as a mom, it's not cool. It reminds me of when Alec Baldwin left that horrible voicemail for Ireland Baldwin at 13 calling her a little pig and a little brat because she blew him off on his day to see her. Kids that have to live in two separate houses, especially when it's traumatic, especially when it's Hollywood. It's, yeah, you know what? Some of them say, don't want to see you.

And like, you just have to be that parent that sits back and lets them know that you love them, and that you'd love to see them, but you cannot take it personally, because you take it personally, your relationship's going to suffer even more. Be the one that's like, I'm the parent, it's about you,

what makes you happy. Okay, when we won't see each other for the two days that is court specified at their teenagers, but you know what, could we have lunch? Could you come over for breakfast on Saturday? Can we make that happen? And then you know what, it may not happen, and that'll suck, but like you got to be the parent

that's not making your kid feel guilty about this stuff. That is my opinion. Moving on. Okay. Oh, so Demi Lovato, who we talked about, she has a new song coming out, which makes me think maybe this whole thing of saying I'm going back to my original pronouns. I'm leaving they then all kind of helps to get her music out Which we we all give her she's a very talented singer artist and I assume songwriter because this song is seemingly she slams in the stew song the 12 year age gap between she and her ex Wilmer Valderamo in the new song that discusses being 17 and 29. So now she's 29 and she's reflecting back on the fact that when she was

17 she dated the actor Wilmer who was on that 70s show. He dated a lot of young girls that's probably another deep dive that we need to do Annie because I remember he was with Lindsay Lohan too. Anyway, he appears to be a good guy today with a little baby and a beautiful fiancancell, but so it is interesting when you're what I've talked about it before, when you're that young, when you're that girl dating that guy that's significantly older than you and you're when you're that young, when you're that girl dating that guy that's significantly older than you, and you're anywhere between, well, 17 is, you know,

under legal age, but even if you were like 19 dating like a 35 year old and stuff, you, when you're 19, you're like, of course, like we're hitting it off, I'm so mature, I'm so great, I'm smarter than all my dumb friends, I, of course, I love talking about this stuff and blah, blah blah blah. And then when you get to be 35 or even a little bit, you look back and you're like, well, that was like fucking weird. Like, I knew none of his references. What the hell? Like, what was this? Why is he seeking out

girls where he has such a, you know, so much more life experience, just intelligence, logic, why is there such a big difference? Why does someone pursue that? And it's because they can, and it's because they can manipulate the situation to their favor. So obviously he's probably not going to buy the song and listen to it, but that's out there. Speaking of other actor slash comedians

that date much younger women, Tracy Egan Morrissey, who is a writer, and she has an Instagram. She did a massive deep dive on Dane Cook's Instagram because she was probably equally as intrigued as I was when I reported on the fact that he is marrying his girlfriend of five years who at the time of their engagement, she's 23 and I was like, whoa, they were dating when she was only 18.

Well, going all the way back now, I'm guessing if you were to go to his Instagram now, this stuff has got to be gone. I mean, if I was his friend, if I was his associate or manager, I'd be like, dude, remove everything except for like the last six months of post. Just get rid of it. It all comes down to this game night. He'd have these game nights. It appeared to you.

He'd have him like once a week where he'd host them and he's varying to Instagram and he'd post a lot and he'd be like, these posts would be like all of them gathered around, usually like look to be about 25 people or so at guys and girls and it's like, you know, it's these big poses and then the long thing from game would be like epic game night. We laugh, we cried, we ate ate pizza some people got killed some people I don't know what these game nights are ice-summents like you go to the house people are drinking and eating and you have groups of people and you fight

against your teams and some people are ruthless and and obviously everyone there's a lot of young attractive girls in these photos and a lot of guys that look well over 35. And some of them are photographers, some of them are other actors, some of them are like no names. And then Dane, of course, is in everyone. And some of them Dane would take a photo with like, this is my home girl, she killed it last night, game night. And the research that was done was this girl would be literally fourteen or fifteen

years old at these game nights and he'd be like my homegirl or my homegirl killed it at in the movie that she's in and like you're forty five at the time very very weird his own fiance it appeared to have attended the game night where they met when at the time she was invited as someone who was not 18 to be with all these men in their late 30s and 40s on this Hollywood game night of the four or five girls that

They discovered were in these Instagram photos from 2016 and 17 that attended these game nights who were well under 18 None of those girls who are all like aspiring actresses and stuff none of them followed in cook and anymore so that's weird these were such fun great game nights that you had oh my god like really yeah because they've had realized like demilivado it was fucking weird

it was weird yeah. It was weird. Yeah, was I flattered to be invited? You know, because I met somebody on a set or I was at a coffee shop or someone was like, what are you doing tonight? Or I met Dane Cook after his show and told, and he's like, what are you up to? And I was like, oh, you were really funny.

And then I got invited to this thing and then some shit was creepy and weird. I'm not saying anything was wrong. There's been no reports. I'm not saying anything like that. He's not like looking at charges or anything. But I do think it's weird social practices to be a 45-year-old single man with no kids and inviting people or allowing your friends to bring girls that let alone that they're not 21. They weren't even 18.

I would definitely think alcohol is that everyone's got to be 21 that comes to my house. I mean, maybe he was naive. I don't know, but obviously he had a type. He also dated another girl prior to the one that he's engaged to who was 20 and there was a photo of them that he provided a Then like in Hawaii. I think or maybe it was pop arts photo of He at the time. He was like 43 and she was 20 and she was a playboy model huge age difference, you know, but hey Hugh have to have a huge age difference too, right?

So some guys are just very comfortable in dating women that are like fresh out of high school. That's that's their type. That's who they really mesh with. It's a soul thing. It's not an age thing. But as women, as we age a little bit, even if you're a part of one of those weird age gap relationships, you really realize how really fucked up it is and you wouldn't want it for your daughter. So I'm wondering, I know a lot of people have been talking about this, probably not enough, which is why I'm talking about it. Dane Cook, I met him once.

I'll tell you the story. And met him once, it was at Tom Green's, Tom Green, who used to be married to drew very more yes oh my god he was a sweetheart he was funny he was silly we were silly i'd or him and she does a dorm because she had tom green on her show at one point on her talk show anyway he has had talk shows in this and that and he had something and i had a publicist or maybe show time had me go to it when my

special which came out in 2014 was coming out. And Dane Cook was also there promoting something. And we're in the green room and I remember from doing my show time specials, the show time people my special came out August something 2014. It was supposed to come out in October and they said you know what we're moving yours up to August whatever because Dane Cook's special is not ready for the August date. So we're going to switch you guys since you're as done. You're just going to come out August. I'm like fine great sooner the better whatever. So I see him in the green room and I go hi we've never met. I'm Heather fine, great, sooner the better, whatever. So I see him in the green room, and I go,

hi, we've never met. I'm Heather McDonald, and I think he was kind of like, yeah, like acting like you knew me. Maybe he didn't, I don't know. And I said, and he goes, what are you here for? I'm like, oh, interesting. I'm like, my stand-up special on Showtime is coming out early.

I think because you were still editing yours, I took your August spot, right? Because yours is coming out in October. And he goes, you have a stand up special? Geez, they're just giving them to everyone now. I am not kidding. That is what he said to me. Total dick move.

Maybe he was like, oh, hey, I was joking. I didn't mean it. I don't know. I thought it was rude. It was my first special. I was pretty fucking excited mean it. I don't know. I thought it was rude. It was my first special. I was pretty fucking excited about it. And, you know, about to like do this little... I actually did a drewberry more impression for Tom Green.

They loved it. Tom Green was lovely. Everyone on this, you know. But I just remember being like, you're dick. You know, and I actually like admired Dane Cook for like how he was like the first community. I remember reading an article in the LA Times about how he used my space like the first community to really use social media to get people to come to your shows, get fans, not rely on you know a sitcom or a TV show to get people to come to your shows or a publicist to like really utilize your own fans.

So I was always like he's great. A lot of people would like kind of rip on his style of stand-up like and everybody does this and everybody does this. You do this thing and I was like oh don't shit on it. The guy has like worked fucking hard. Then I found out that his brother like stole millions and millions of dollars from him that he entrusted to manage him. I've heard those interviews which are totally heartbreaking, awful, but he was addicted to me and I think it's weird that he had underage girls at a stupid game night parties. So that's my thought. Have a great wedding. Okay. Harry, oh, this is funny. Okay. Remember when Prince Harry, it's a little juice

scoop history for you. When he was this kind of supposedly wild, he wasn't wild, he was single, he went to Vegas, and there were photos of him like butt naked, like playing pool, like in a hotel room, someone saw it, he like met some girl at a party, she spilled the beans that they boned and everything. Anyway, her life is pretty uneventful and she is now decided to share about her infamous Las Vegas romp and it's

up for auction. Okay she's a former stripper and she claimed that Harry handed her his underwear after stripping down in a Sin City hotel suite 10 years ago and she's selling these after stripping down in a Sin City hotel suite 10 years ago and she's selling these Prince Harry underwear at the auction, like, cool carers. You know, can I just talk to you? You know, I really was like defending Megan many years ago. Even when my friends were like, I don't like her. I'm like, you're a bitch.

Like, let her just be, you know, an actress who went to Catholic school and married a red-headed, pretty cute prince. Why is everyone such a bitch? She's a weird sister who's awful to her. The thing about me, you guys, is that my opinion changes sometimes. It does. That's what intelligent people do.

That's why I hate when people want to cancel people because they did a tweet 10 years ago. They may have felt that way 10 years ago. They may have not thought about why it was a bad tweet. But the whole point is you evolve and you change your mind. You might have believed in one political policy five years ago. And now you don't because you didn't have research or you saw something like people could change their mind. So I'm changing my mind. I'm not a fan of him anymore. And you know what I'm gonna say something, you're not gonna like it or maybe you are.

He's not looking that cute anymore. He really isn't, and neither is William. And he's, you know, losing his hair, which is not a big deal. I like a bald-headed guy. But I feel like you could just end up looking like a big pink penis in about five years. You know what I mean? Just like, just like, just like, just pinky and like, because it's just not, he's not doing

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you could tell the caterer, it's not 212 people. Now it's 195 and they're like, okay, we'll set it, whatever. She knew a few days before, I think that she didn't have to pay for them. Who knows what she really paid for, what Bravo paid for, what was free, or whatever. I still think it was probably some of it came out of her pocket. Anyway, Louis, the new husband, who's, he made a comedy, said we would never charge them for the bill, they were missed.

Louis really is kind of like a great PR person for Teresa. So I think that story was fake. I can't, I don't believe it would be true either. Maybe she said to someone like, oh my god, you know, it was 320 ahead. Like that cost me $640, I'm just not showing up. She may have said that people do brides do. Now the story, everyone, more and more details about it. All comes down.

Now the latest thing I saw, and this is all alleged rumors of people that apparently Margaret and Melissa were in New York doing something. I don't know if it was Watch Run, Slive or just like having a good time. And apparently, I'm going to say allegedly. Allegedly, Melissa was talking to some dude who I saw a photo of, oh, me looks very cute, went to, was like in a car talking to him and Margaret went out and Margaret allegedly saw a kissing thing happen. She shared it with her friend, but was like, don't tell anyone. But I was dying, can't believe Melissa did this. Somehow that friend is either on the show or tells another girl who was on the ship

that a new, like two new cast people. And they know about it and they tell Teresa early on like this happened. Allegedly Teresa and Louis went and told Melissa and Joe, like there's this room we're going around. It's been told to me I don't want, we don't want to talk about on camera, but if it comes on camera, we're just letting you guys know. That's the Teresa camp saying that like she actually tried to protect Melissa. So, season goes on and this rumor is like, I guess, being discussed somewhat behind their backs.

I don't know if it's on camera or not. At the finale, it comes up. It comes up because Margaret and Jennifer, Aiden, who was a treason's good friend in the wedding, they were fighting and Margaret said something like, you know what, you're a drug addict or you drink too much something because Margaret doesn't drink at all. And Jennifer, so the big fight happened. And in that fight, this cheating rumor comes out and Melissa felt betrayed because I guess in Melissa's

mind, this was something that, you know, she squashed, it wasn't true, we'll never bring it up, we're good. And she blames Teresa somehow for getting it out. And in Teresa's mind, she's like, I never started it. I never did it. I don't know. But I don't think Teresa blames anybody for it because the all of the cast was at her wedding except for Melissa. So that is the riff. And you know, who knows, but who knows who this guy is? He's some married guy. He's pretty cute. Who knows if they were just talking? Who knows if was just a kiss who knows if it was nothing like who knows if like they're kind of okay with like stepping out once in a while i doubt it but maybe so and they have their own

understanding and it's like not to be guilty there's no proof to it except one person saying they saw it and then she told a person then she told a person then she told but that is the she told a person and she told her but that is the scoop. So also her hair cost $10,000. The hairdresser has been going around doing interviews and it had 1,500 bobby pins in it. It took two hours to take off of her head and it was go Jersey is go Jersey, go big or go home, whatever.

So they did the big hairdo and it just sounded like awful and like to probably need like a massive like chiropractor like crack or neck massage after cuz i think that would be like a very and how that hair didn't catch on fire when she was like hitting these drums and like sparklers were going and all this other shit um... anyway now another also talk

that she is going to have a podcast of course, Teresa. Can you imagine? Now, I don't do a great Teresa impression. I'm not going to act like I do, but it's with like a girlfriend of hers, and I'm just going to tell you what I think an episode might be like. So you know, last night I went to Louis, and you know how Louis is after he comes back from like a two day trip, and it's like, oh yes, Teresa, you two can't keep your hands off of each other. Okay, so, you know, we're doing my thing, you know, because I'm like a good wife with it.

And my, one of my daughters is like, mom, where's the meatballs? And I'm like, I already got my hands on two meatballs. Oh my god, did I just say that? Oh my god, you are hysterical. Teresa, you are hysterical. I you are hysterical i can't i cry so hard those are gonna be like the bits that didn't they post and they're like oh my god you know page six gonna write about it to reset got caught holding louis balls when you know whatever what are their kids name jia wanted to meet balls i don't know that's gonna be the podcast a good luck it's gonna be unfiltered it's gonna be. That's going to be the podcast. Good luck. It's going to be unfiltered. It's going to be candid. It's going to be all the things that nobody

wants to hear. So I can't imagine now Melissa who's only had a podcast for I don't know six months. She's probably going to feel a little like fuck. You're copying me. Everybody's copying everybody. I've been doing it for seven years, but I wasn't the first one either. So get over it people. Everyone's got an Instagram. Everyone's got a podcast. Not everybody is good at it. So do your thing and good luck to you.

And if you wanna hear the voice about ingredients, you can. So I don't know if you guys remember this show. It was on Nickelodeon. Maybe you watched it. Maybe you remember your kids watching it. I don't know if you guys remember this show. It was on Nickelodeon. Maybe you watched it. Maybe you remember your kids watching it. I don't know. It was on Nickelodeon. Now, this was a Dan Schneider show.

I've talked about Dan Schneider because they had all these Nickelodeon shows. There's a compilation video of how much foot fetish kind of story lines. He was a child star who then became a producer director and had all these shows on the air. He was just churning them out. And there is a YouTube compilation of how many storylines involved feet and sexy feet. I personally thought the storylines for these shows were way too mature. There was this girl on it, Jeanette McCurdy. She was

on the eye-carly show. And I remember being like, why is this girl got like so much hair and the hair is so mature, and she had like fake lashes, and she was 12, and she was like a storyline, was like, my boyfriend, she did, and I always thought it was so weird, but they're very popular. She then gets, they say, we want you to have your own show. At the time, Candace Cameron,

Kurt of like, Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains, he and Candice were like these child stars that both had their shows and their mom was actually a child's agent. That mom also represented her, probably along with a bunch of other kids. And she gets her, she's supposed to have her own spin-off show. Instead they put her with another star and it's called Cat and Sam and she's the lead and now they're like maybe out of high school.

And she starts to talk about this in her book and then the book is called I'm Glad My Mom died and she had a very tough childhood and not a lot of, you know, it was a great that she got made it in Hollywood because her home life wasn't good. Her mom was mentally unstable. I think she was a hoarder and had some mental, some physical things like cancer, and she did pass away. So this was a great escape for her, but she worked her ass off. She's very candid about how jealous she was of Ariana Grande. What that time, you know, wasn't the musical superstar that she is today. She was a working little teen actress on all these shows, but she was working on her music.

And she was like a secondary character. Anyway, Jeanette got a couple movie roles and went to the producers and said, hey, could you write me out of an episode or something or work around the schedule so I can go do this part in a movie? And they're like, absolutely not. You're the lead of the show.

You're, you know, we can't rewrite stuff that you could do some partner movie. No. Then she finds out, gets to set one day, that the script has been changed to accommodate Ariana Grande to perform at the Billboard Music Awards. And she's furious and she's jealous. And she's very candid in the book about it. She's like, I'm jealous about this because I come from nothing.

She comes from Boca Raton, her mother buys her Gucci bag. She's had all these opportunities. And then yet again, she gets to leave and pursue these other elements of her career as well. I'm stuck here now. Now, I just want to say this happens. Life's not fair and jobs are not fair. You will notice whether you're working on a yogurt shop or you're on a TV set, you're

manager or the producers or whatever. They will favor people. You will get the short end of the stick or you might be the one that's getting favored or you might know how to work it or you might know how to ask better and present yourself in a more confident way than your coworker who won't get as many breaks as you. That is life, especially in Hollywood, because quite simply, Ariana, who's not the lead and they wrote it to me, stuck in a box for the episode or something, her going to the

Billboard Awards and performing is going to bring so many more eyes and publicity to the TV show on Nickelodeon that she's on. This girl, Jeanette, going off to Atlanta for a week to film something might really be great for her acting career, but it's going to do nothing for the Nickelodeon show when it comes out a year from now. It's not going to do anything for the show. They're only thinking about their show, getting what they, how much they can get out of it. These kids didn't get paid much.

Producers didn't get paid much. So there you go. So she's pissed about that. So it's pretty juicy. I'm waiting for hopefully something will come out more stuff about the day in Schneider because what happened when all that stuff came out about his foot fetish and the weirdness, he was never again accused of like anything where there were criminal charges. They just like gave him a big chunk of money and was like goodbye. You don't work here anymore

And I wish Heather and tolerance you stupid sock topic talking about it So I don't know what else so far. I was like that Kind of interesting and I saw an excerpt from it and she does write pretty humor like pretty funny about her jealousy And she said the final straw was when um was when she Ariana came to set and was like oh last night I had game night I am not kidding game night she played some type of charades or something with Tom Hanks and that is when Jeanette's jealousy just could not take it anymore she's like two time Oscar winner oh my god you, he was woody. How is she getting to hang out with Tom Hanks?

And I'm not. This is so unfair. And I think that probably led to her taking like a bigger break from acting or whatever. But love to have her on the show. Come and tell me everything, Jeanette. We reached out. OK, this is very sad, very disturbing. Okay. And Hays is 53. She's an actress and she kind of really got known because she was like this up and coming actress but she

fell in love with Ellen. They saw each other at a party and they dated and so she she was like the first actress to be like, yeah, I thought I was straight before. I fell in love with the woman. She and Ellen, you know, kind of looked similar with their blonde hair. Ellen had just come out and she got a lot of publicity. She had a couple major movies. They break up and then in like 2001 or something, she has a weird experience where she's like found on

someone's lawn and she said aliens tried to take her and she revealed about childhood, sexual abuse and all this stuff. But then she gets better. And then she gets married and she has a child who's now like 20 and she's consecutively worked throughout all these years and she of course has a podcast and she went the other day and she went to this store and she bought a red wig and the guy working there posts about it and was like so random and Hesh walked in here and bought a red wig. I thought that was interesting wording,

so random makes it sound like it was random, like she was maybe acting strange. She then gets in her little mini-cooper and starts speeding and crashes into like a garage, like the concrete part of a garage of an apartment. And some people come out and they're like, oh my God, what's going on? And she doesn't let them help her,

backs out and goes speeding down a suburban street in Marvista, which is a part of West LA area. And actually a ring footage caught her speeding by. And it is so weird to see someone going at like a freeway speed down a small, narrow residential street. But they caught it. It was like, boom.

And the witnesses said that all of a sudden they heard this boom. And she just drove right into this innocent woman's house. And it went right into the house. And the neighbors tried to help the girl um that was there and she was okay uh traumatized but she's okay or two pets are okay they try to get in out but then it starts to catch on fire like 50 firemen came

she is very sad she's in the hospital she's in a coma she's been incubated um they are tested they did test her alcohol level, her blood. Obviously they're not gonna arrest her while she's in a coma. But there was alcohol, a cap in her car in some photo or something that looked like she was drinking. The podcast episode that she did with her co-host, who coincidentally is named Heather, it had just been uploaded the day of the accident.

And I think she came from recording it, but we know how these things work. So this might not have, she might not have been recording this one that then they put up an hour later. It could have been, she recorded that one, but the one that was put up the day of the accident, she was slurring and she was talking about how she was drinking vodka and

wine while they were recording so she clearly has an alcohol problem and i think we will soon find out that she did um... that she might have been driving drunk so you know terrible and weird uh... then there's this other girl who was a traveling nurse who in LA was supposedly mad at her boyfriend. I don't believe that she was drunk. She has been arrested. She goes barreling down the street over 100 miles an hour in like a 30 mile zone, crashes into

these people, crashes into all these cars, cars caught on fire, and six people have died. A couple more were injured, six have died. One girl was pregnant and had her toddler in the car and her boyfriend. They're all gone. Like absolutely horrific. They find out this girl has had prosecutors are saying they're looking into all the different crashes she had she had 13 prior crashes this girl is 33 years old she's only been driving for I don't know what 17 years I mean what the hell are we talking about right here and in 2020 that involved bodily inters and two total vehicles. How did she still have her license?

Who did she know? How did this not get found? There's some, you know, some people are theorizing like, did she, a lot of nurses know cops, did there was or something like that. I know that this would be a very hard thing to shovel. You know, if there was any kind of accident report or whatever, so maybe her license wasn't valid and we'll find that out.

Anyway, she's obviously looking at second-degree murder and manslaughter and all these things and she's put away. Very sad. Okay, lighter note. Bravo news. There's a new show on peacock called Real Girlfriends in Paris. I saw the preview. I think it's a great idea for a show. It's all these girls that appear to be in and around 30, maybe younger, and they're all like in fashion and they're living in Paris. So I

think aesthetically we have never had a show in Paris. I have never been to Paris. I think it might be fun to watch. So it's kind of like a reality version of Emily in Paris, which I know is a big hit, but I don't really watch it. I mean, I just saw a small trailer. So like, you know, I don't know how much I will like get into the girls, but they're all like attractive, but they're not like the fake, like, you know, blown up faces. They all look like most of them are just brunette working fashion girls and somehow they have like a relationship with each other and I think it's I think definitely people will be into watching it and if it goes I think there's

going to be more a lot more new shows like this because of course we're waiting on the real housewives of New York we've heard for sure there's going to be the new version with a bunch of young 30-somethings and then there's still going to be the legends and we don't know who those legends or whatever they're going to call it, the OGs going to be. You know, the ones we know it's going to be probably Sonia and Luanne Ramona, who knows what's going on with her, who knows if if who will come back at they'll bring back some of the original cast, but it'll be like that age group and then another younger group.

But I think seeing the younger girls where they could we could maybe follow them for like 10 years is the way to go. I think it's a smart move. This is weird. So sadly you probably remember hopefully Gabby Papito, I talked a lot about her, actually she went missing and then they found out that her boyfriend, Brian, actually killed her and then killed himself and it happened all around about a year ago. So now I had mentioned that they were suing Gabby's parents were suing Brian's parents for like withholding information

that they may have had about their daughter missing. And it was not a lot of money. And I was like, that is really weird. Why are they only suing for whatever it was? $60,000 or something like that, strange. Well, maybe because they were getting ready to do this one. They are now suing the police, the parents of Gabby, for $50 million in a wrongful death lawsuit against the police. If you guys remember this case,

one thing that was really sad and disturbing is the police came after somebody saw a couple fighting and the couple was Gabby and Brian. and the police came and we saw footage when she was missing of the policemen's Camera on his body where she was crying upset and he's talking to him the Brian he was talking to Gabby and You know she never I don't remember the details of it I don't know if she said that he hit her or he said she hit me. So he goes, she hit me. The police officer goes, can you guys have places to go where you're not going to be together

tonight? Go your separate ways. This is what I'm remembering. Go your separate ways. And he doesn't arrest either one of them. And I guess there's no marks on anybody, but they're obviously she's upset. So their case is had he arrested Gabby, since Brian said Gabby's the one who hit him,

she should have been arrested. And had they arrested Gabby, we would have known about it. We could have taken her home. She would have never been with this guy again, and she'd be alive today. I think this is going to be a real hard one for them to win. And because I really, when we all thought, some people thought he didn't handle it right, I kind of thought he probably did.

People don't, you know, sometimes when there's a fight and wasn't like, you know, a black eye or something, maybe they're just like, hey, are you guys good to just go separately? She did have that time separately. If I was defending the police department, I would say she had that time to call her parents and say, got in a wicked fight with Brian, like, I'm worried for my safety. I don't want to be it. No, she was still whatever reason wanting to take the, you know, continue to travel with him. And it's really terrible. It's really, really sad.

It's why, thank God, there's like domestic violence, places and stuff for people to know that when you're in a situation and you're at all scared or you think that your partner is not treating you right or maybe you not mentally stable, do not think, oh, it'll be okay. Like do not think about this because it could be, it could be very devastating, right? And it could be very scary. So you have to be very careful with that.

But interesting lawsuit right there. All this is going on right now is rush, okay? People are doing that whole TikTok trend where it's like you show your outfit, you put your phone down and you're like, I'm doing Alabama rush, they call it Bama rush, sorority rush, and they're like, skirt by so and so, dress by this, and you know, a lot of little fun parodies and stuff about it. And someone said, Heather, I really want to hear your sorority stories because some people are just fascinated. This sometimes what they're seeing on TikTok and people sharing these rush videos, they maybe never were in the sorority for to any world and they really don't understand what it's like and what my experience was, obviously going to be somewhat different than someone

today because it was 30 years ago. So another element of all this Bama Rush, Hashtag Bama Rush, TikTok viral videos on TikTok and Instagram, is there is a person named Grant Sykes. I don't know what pronoun Grant uses, but the name is Grant Sykes, and Grant is transgender. So Grant has short hair, where stresses the name is Grant Sykes and Grant is transgender. So Grant has short hair, wears dresses, makeup, pink skirt, you know, all of that. And apparently Grant is a University of Alabama student and is going through rush.

That's all I know because unlike I don it is grant came being being picked up by any sororities do the sororities want to be oh my gosh for the first one to have a transgender girl in the sorority or is Grant just doing this to get all these views and have people discuss it and wonder about it. I do think it's a really interesting discussion it's something that I've wondered about for the last like five years of when like an all-girl high school would be, would start accepting trans girls. There might be some right now, maybe you know of one.

I'm very curious. Honestly, like I could see someone who has a trans daughter wanting them to go to an all-girl high school because it's probably a very safe environment. I think the girls should probably be quite nice, but I think a school is different than a sorority where you live and date and share rooms and bathrooms and all that stuff. And so I'm just gonna talk about, this is just like, I'm gonna talk about a little bit about sororities. For those of you don't know because that's actually explaining it to my sons. So sororities began because back in the day only men could go to college and only a handful of women would be allowed to go to college and they were very discriminated against.

The men were mean. It was hard to be taken seriously. So that's when sororities started. Just fraternities were already happening. They were like, we need to do this just so we have a little strength behind us and we have a built-in sisterhood. That's when they all started and then, you know, that some became nationals and took, you know,

and that national means that like, I'm a Gamma Phi Beta, there's Gamma Phi's in all the major universities, most of them at USC, my mom was one at University of Wisconsin, therefore I'm a USC, my mom was one at University of Wisconsin. Therefore, I'm a legacy. My mom was one. So that's kind of fun, like I have her pin. And the whole point in my day that people join it is,

it's a really fun party. It's a great place to live. If you're at a big university, the houses are beautiful. There's food provided. Either there's a living room. Like it makes financial sense to like live there if you're paying your dues for the house, and you really make some great friends,

you have a built in social life, you have people that you all are gonna go to the football game together, you're not like sitting in your dorm room, like I have the student ticket, but like I don't have any friends, it's all, that's why people do it. I understand why people think it's bad and you know it's basically a country club it's not a public

thing it's a private thing so they can choose who they want to be in their house and the whole point is they choose people that they think would we get along uh... so people want to hear my stories i'll tell you some stories. One of the things, so I was, so there was the girl who planned all of it, who was the head of our rush, rush chairman. I was social chairman. So I would go out and like flirt with guys of good houses and find who their social chairman was and it was like, you guys

should have an exchange with us. Then they would provide all the beer, all the drinks, all the parties, and then they'd all come over to our house and sing some frat song after they've already had five drinks, and then we'd walk over to their house and party. Make out, have sex, whatever you want, leave, go to another party, dry hump,

it was a glorious time. Okay, best time of my life. So, and then you'd have your friends and then I'd recap it. So then we'd always party on Thursday and Friday morning we'd have breakfast and I would recap the whole night. And I remember one time this girl came down, a couple girls came down and they're like, do we miss the Heather recap? Fuck, we overslept. And I was like, that's what I was, I thought to myself because I was a senior, I was graduating. How can I make this a career? Recapping a crazy night out.

Thank you. That's called secreting without knowing that you're secreting it. But basically, yes, I was basically doing like a stand up routine where I'd imitate people, talk about who was dancing with whom and this and that and who got together and how I escaped this person and what song was playing and all of it. So I loved it and then during rush,

people would come through and when I was going through it, I remember I went to all these houses and the DGs from, now this is a long time ago. So at that time, SC was very Southern California. A lot of kids from Southern California went there. A lot of people's parents went there. It was a big thing. So all the theta, the majority of the theta

were from Pasadena, which was the kind of old money of LA. Pi Phi was just a mix of just like hot, beautiful girls. DG was all new pork beach. And it was interesting because their theme was anchors. So it kind of went with like a thing. And Gamma-Fi was like a mix of people. Alpha-Thee was the valley girls, okay? So they liked me.

They're like, you're one of us, eight, one eight, till I die. And I'm like, well, my mom is a Gamma-Fi. So this might be hard. So I go over and I'm like, well, my mom is a gamified, so this might be hard. So I go over and I'm talking to this girl, this DG. And I remember her being like, so what does your dad do? And I say, well, my parents are realtors together. And they sell houses.

And she was just like, he's not a doctor. I'm like, no, it's like real estate. Haven't you ever seen those people like a couple and they're like on bus benches? That's what my parents do. And I thought it was like great. And she's like, I'm hold on a minute. And she left me alone in the room for the next 30 minutes.

And then the next day they dropped me. So I was like, okay, so they're not into me. So, but then the other house is that like you, really like you. So that is what it's like. And for some girls, they have an image in their head. I need to be a DG, but if the DG's don't want you, you don't want to be there. So that is that's the way it was for me. Now, part of it in learning these girls to hopefully

be that you, the house, get to pick all the people you want and they want you is to put on a great show, look as cute as possible, have the best personalities, put your best girls up front. So, and then you would open the doors and we would do a song to greet them. And it was like, I just remember it was like so hot because it's, you know, August in LA, and I don't think our house had air conditioning. And we had to like open up these windows and scream

and just be like jay jay jay jay baby gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa gaa veins coming out of your horrible. So I go in and I'm like I don't know who I'm going to get, the gamify is okay, I told my mom I'm like not picking your house just because like it's your house like whoever I might be a DJ. So I go into Gamify and now, like, third day in, now it's whittling down, whittling down. Now you're only going to like three houses and it's called like, house tour day.

And in my day, every house did a Broadway theme. So Kappa was like, they did cats, Kappa cats. And like, maybe a girl, thing like, they did cats, Kappa cats. And like maybe a girl's thing like memories or something. Ars was somewhere over the rainbow. And Dorothy is looking for her home. And so, the girls, everyone were these spandex, because everyone had like a pretty good body. Would we, the spandex outfits, so there was a bunch of like silver tinmin'

that would dance, and then there was a bunch of like lions that would dance, and they're like, ah, I'd like to do this. And then, ah, daddy's done. And also there was a day where we were rapping to Vanilla Ice, and did like a full rap to Vanilla Ice, okay, and it was like, gamified baby, baby, baby, baby. You know, like, oh, so.

Anyway, so you know I'm a thirst trap. You know I like to be on stage and you know I like to sing. So I see the girl playing Dorothy and she sings, you know, somewhere over the rainbow. And it was like, I can't remember if it was like somewhere over the rainbow and it was like it was like somewhere over the rainbow way up high all my sisters and me because she's trying to find her home. Dorothy's trying to

find her home and she finds her home and it's Gamify Band at USC. So I'm sitting there in the girl goes oh my god that was so good that was such a good sketch. I loved it. So cute. Love Wizard of Oz and, you know, some other rainbow. And she goes, oh, it's sad because Jenny, or whatever it moves, who plays Dorothy. She's been doing it for four years, but she's a fifth year senior this year. So she won't be here next year. And I got wet. I was like, holy fuck. There's a spot for Dorothy. Like for the, if I get in this house, for the next three years, I could be Dorothy. So I'm like, done.

This is the house. I get in the house. I do the audition. I remember the audition night. I kill it, okay? Cause I've been seeing somewhere of the rainbow since I was like four. And I'm Dorothy.

I wear the outfit, the whole thing. And then one day towards my senior year, I'm out drinking and this, you know, out of bar and this girl comes up to me, she's just like wasted. And she's like, how you do and Dorothy? Isn't that your name? Dorothy! Anyway, she was like triggered seeing me because she had a horrible rush experience, which people do.

You go through it, it's multiple rejection. If you don't get in the house you like, it can be really traumatic, you can feel like a bit loser and you can really hate sorority girls. So I totally get it. And that's why I was like, oh my god. And people would say for years, I'd be walking on campus, hey Dorothy, I thought it was great But this girl wanted to fucking kill me and my little dog too And he's a sorority girl too. It's another requirement to work for me, but we do have that in common And so a lot so that's the deal and I think based on the house and how big the house is and how traditional the campus is, I think it's changed with the times or it hasn't.

So there you go. People wanted to know. Olivia Wilde dating Harry Styles. She was married to Jason Sudakis. They share two kids. She was doing a TED talk. You may remember this. And she was served a,

like, a Manila envelope with stuff in it. People in the audience at the time thought it was an unsolicited movie script. She knew it was Jason serving her about custody. She still managed to like get herself together. I'd be like shaking like a leaf. It was awful. Now she's come forward and shared with the judge like that was so shitty that he did that, that's so wrong. He has said, look, that was not my intention for her to be served on stage during like a TED Talker or an interview or whatever she was doing at this conference.

I didn't want it being served at her current partners house, Harry Styles, because the kids might be there. I didn't want it happening at some other place. So the process server just did her job, but it was not my intention. I feel bad that that was awkward. Meanwhile, the judge has sided with Wild granting her emotion to dismiss the custody petitions filed by Sudakis in October, since, the court finds that the New York does not have jurisdiction to hear the custody petitions as New York is not the home state of the subject children.

So, the case will stay in California. So, what he was giving her was something like about a custody agreement that would happen in New York and the judge is like, no, all custody agreement between this couple will stay in California because that's the home state of the kids so this whole thing that happened with him serving her was a waste of his time and money anyway but not you know pretty embarrassing needy leaks woof last night she's tweeting away tweet and away and as you know she's suing bravo and she names andy and she named Kim Zolziak and she believes that

they she had unfair treatment compared to other women in the franchise and on lana and that they have kept her from getting work it was gonna go to trial they are now trying to settle they've been trying to sell since June. I think that she put out these posts last night, these tweets to, I don't know if it was smart or not, but to get Bravo to give them what they want because she wrote a tweet saying, oh, I have these recordings of Andy. I can't wait to share them.

I really should. And Andy might be like, and there could be no recordings no none but it might be like fuck let's just give her what she wants i've said before i think it was a huge mistake that she ever went down this path and she's probably even more pissed now seeing that the rumor is fadera is going back to Atlanta and of course with these uh these ultimate girl trips and everything and she keeps saying he kept me from getting work and he kept me from getting work.

Well again in Bravo's defense there was COVID shows and maybe Ryan Murphy doesn't want to hire you anymore because he hired her for a couple shows But does she really have real evidence of like, Andy or some from Bravo picking up the phone when she had a deal in place and saying, no, we can't let her do that because she's still under contract with us. Even if that happened, that might be true. Here's another Hollywood story for you about myself.

So I did a pilot called Leresis Lounge with Trace L's Ross and before the pilot got picked up was for MTV. I got my VHS tape and I had my friend, her sister was an editor and I had to put all my sketches together and my agent sent it to SNL. SNL looked at all my characters and they said yes we want hether to come to new york and auditioned for satan life great i'm dating peter i call my anteliz and the hamptons i'm like peter and i are coming

to the hamptons after auditioned for satan life i go to my uh... t my director from the groundlings jennifer and she helps me put all my characters together, half original characters, half impressions. I'm packing. I bought some white jeans specifically for the Hamptons.

And I'm about to leave for my Tuesday audition. I was going to leave on Monday morning at Sunday night and my manager calls me and he's like, I have good news and bad. The MTV show has been picked up, but the bad news is you cannot audition for sound in live because Saturday night live would then be in, is, is never going to be in second position. Meaning, if you, if you go there, they want to know that if we want you, you're 100% contractually available to work for us. Not, we have to negotiate with some other job or some other contract. And he said, now listen, and I'm like, what?

He's like, I've called MTV. I've talked to all the people. I beg them to agree for them to be in second position, meaning if you want to, if SNL wants Heather, we'll let you have her because we're Christians and we just want her to have a much better, bigger career and be a Christian wig. But Christian wig probably took my part that year. christian wigg wasn't even on it and so he's like but they mtb is like absolutely not like she's a star of the show season like all

the sketches now we're not giving you the lead of our show so called my aunt and i said we're not coming because of the situation and my answer oh my god i just brought all this food. I thought Peter was coming. I was very excited to meet him. We're going to go to some places in the hip-dins.

Anyone like, well, now we're not coming. And that was it. Okay, never auditioned again because after that I was married and I had my stepdaughter and I never pursued it again. And because of that, I am just an average person working my ass off, doing choozy scoop for you every day. But the point is, that's how that stuff works. So it's kind of hard to prove that someone keeps you from getting a job or did they have the legal right to say no. I remember when I interviewed Danielle Stobb,

original New Jersey housewife, at a long interview with her, it was super juicy. Afterwards, I think she realized that she gave me too much juice and she was gonna start a podcast and she gave me 17 cuts to make. And I literally just said, I appreciate you, but like, we are not cutting this down to like, hearing about that you can make pasta.

Like literally you wanna cut every fucking juicy thing out So we never aired it However, one of the things I remember that she said now and this is just coming from memory So I'm not saying was 100% I don't I'm not sharing the audio was something to affect of between her leaving New Jersey housewives and That you know right after after she was going to leave, she's like, I'm gonna leave, it was too awful for my kids, and I told them I'm not coming back.

I think she only did two seasons. During that time, she either got the apprentice or some type of celebrity type show like that. And she, it was done according to her contract. She was going to go. She was going to, you know, do this and she needed this money because at this time she's a single mom and, you know, huge platform NBC. I don't know if Bravo and NBC were combined at that time, but it's her opinion that she remembers them saying calling her agent or something, call and said, we're so sorry, you are no longer going to be doing the apprentice. And she's like, why?

And he said, well, because they're not allowing you out of your contract, they have the right to keep you and they have the right to say, you can't do another show in case they do want you. So she missed out on that and she was real better because you remember who went to do the apprentice Teresa. Now I don't know if that was the same year. I don't know if they were just talking to her or if she really had it in the bag. But so I think there might be some stuff where it might have gotten lost in translation.

It might have been exaggerated. It might have been they want you this, but do they really want you or are they just asking your agent like, you know who might be good for this part is Neenie, we're talking to some other people. I mean, the amount of times people have written means and we're like, we very much would love to have Heather do this thing, or my agent's like,

hey, I think I have this deal for like a skincare company for you and then I'm like, what happened? They're like, oh, they ghosted us. We never heard from them again. It happens just because they at one time were interested in you, doesn't mean it until you like sign the contract to test for it. And even then, they don't have to give it to you.

So that is it. And I think she's never going to be asked to be on any bravo show ever again. So at this point she should just try to get them to settle for the most amount of money possible. Real House is Beverly Hills. Crystal is on there and she is sharing about her eating disorder. This is her second season.

I think Crystal's a very nice, pretty beautiful girl. I don't think the audience is into eating disorder storylines. I'm just, I don't mean to be harsh about eating disorders. I'm talking as a real housewife consultant who's watched it and knows how this stuff works. So I'm giving you my opinion. It didn't work with Jackie. I can't remember if we've heard it with anybody else, Jackie from New Jersey. She has been demoted as a friend, and it's not really working for Crystal. I believe both of them have suffered with this, and I believe that they're supposed to

share their truth. I just don't think this is a storyline that people at home sympathize with, can relate to, or want to hear about on a show. think this is a storyline that people at home sympathize with can relate to or want to hear about on a show. They also don't want to hear about how your kid is slightly behind in potty training or talking because there's people at home whose kids really are diagnosed with something serious. So if your storyline is well my kid has a little speech impenetinent in peniment or like I remember I used to be like, boom,

like I couldn't say spoon, and my mom like sent me to a speech person, and then I was fine. If my mom was a housewife, and you guys had to watch that, you'd be like, who gives a fuck? I don't care that this girl can't say spoon. Like, this isn't juicy.

And also, like, when there's kids that really, you know, are struggling, like when there's kids that really you know are struggling like thank God that's all you have and thank God you can pay for a private person to help. So I'm just saying those things don't work. I don't think we've ever had a cutter but I'm saying if you are if that's in your path I wouldn't bring that up. I know the things that work as a storyline consistently The things that work as a storyline consistently to keep someone on the show crowds, the people engaged and possibly bringing you back is alcoholism, lesbianism, and divorcism, which is not a word. Now, if you do all three, like Bronwyn at OC, it's just too much and you weren't that

interesting to start. You have to kind of be selective with it. But I'm telling you, and my prediction is Taylor's got one or two of these going on, and that is why she's coming back. And I think people want to see it, and I think that the producers know about it, and I think if you just give a little, you know, inside of like hey i'm struggling this whatever i think that makes for interesting tv and i think they probably know that so that being said i like crystal lot she's saying she in this article like that she didn't really get

the reaction she thought she should get from the girls they were prying too much the fact that um... you know error could you know as a chicken when. The fact that, you know, Erica Jane was like, as a chicken wing, you can't have it, you know, to crystal like joking about it is really hurtful. And then that she admitted that she is as laxatives, Erica Jane. My prediction is, crystal doesn't come back next year.

I'm not saying I want it. I'm not saying, I'm just saying, that is my prediction. OK. The new girl Cherie, who is Garsell's friend, but also was the first wife to Will Smith, they share a adult son together. She's pop and pop and in and out, she is gorgeous, she's pretty entertaining. No storyline ever owned yet. However, she has a uh... a clothing like i don't know if it's just a virtual store or store

according to this uh... article uh... which is the real housewives of Beverly Hills article all about the tea the f.b.i. was called uh... on her sherry zampino for selling counterfeit purses online i looked at the purses and there are those kind of purses that, at a quick glance, like if you were driving by, you would think it was a Louis Vuitton, but they're not trying to be a truly fake Louis Vuitton,

the kind of fake stuff that you go to a rich lady's house and there's like a person in the back or someone is out of the trunk and you're like touch house and there's like a person in the back or someone is out of the trunk and you're like touch it and it's really made of leather and it's really actually great quality and it's like instead of being a Chanel purse for you know $6,000 it's like $250 but it looks great. It's not those kind of fakes where you really could walk in a room and everybody thinks you spent $6 grand on this purse. It's like this kind of fun fakes. Like the

Fendi sunglasses are like $35 but they're not Fendi. It's like the arrows and stuff are a little bit off. So I don't really understand if she's truly in trouble for this or not because she's not trying to pass it off as the real stuff. But anyway, I thought that was kind of a street and also that that's her job. Erica Jane is talking on the show about how she's like, yeah, I've got some good de and that good de told me he likes me being a dominatrix and well then she also posted she goes, I would have I'd be a dominatrix, I'd call it pretty mass dungeon. And, you know, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna whip them, I'm gonna flip out a tit. I know how to walk all over rich man, it's expensive to be me.

E-e-e-e-e. And her two people working there are like, oh my god, they're so great. So she posted on Instagram a video of pretty mass dungeon and all the house wives utter her friends, like at least a runner like fire fire you go girl you go you go with your whip and shade who I don't know if she's really serious like someone's really gonna I mean maybe maybe I don't know why she would do that in person before she could just do only fans

because she is gorgeous and listen carbon electros not only fans I just noticed I went on carbon electress only fans and She's not as good as other people's only fans, okay, so this is how they do it. Okay, so it's like you're like carbon Electra you're like 50 and still fit and gorgeous and no one's giving you parts and you're like What the fuck some guy that's been whacking off to me since he was 12 will pay for it So it goes like exclusive content soon you go and then they write like these little things

to get you to click on it to see their video or whatever. And this one girl that is studying, her stuff that she writes is like, oh, good morning, it's a little nippy out. Ooh, I just did some jumping jacks in the, in my sprinklers and in a white taitop that might have fallen off, you know, click here for exclusive content. And it's so I'm like, wow, this is like written pretty well and stuff and getting people like, oh,

my pants may have fallen off, you know, anyway. So Carmen does that too. I'm just saying Erica, like, just get on it before it's too late because the thing is, you don't have to do videos. You could just do photos. And with your makeup and hair people and all of your photoshopping, like, who cares? Like, you could make yourself look so good with the lighting and everything.

All right, but remember when people realize that Army Hammer was like living next to Erica or he had a Finsta, which is a fake Instagram, Insta account, and people thought, did they date? So now when you're watching it, you're like, is that who is she was doing dominatrix stuff with? However, though, we know that Army is the dominant and all of that stuff.

He was like Christian Grey, 10 times worse. He did not want anybody dominating him. So I don't really think they ever got together. I don't believe it, but they could have been neighbors that just like had street sex. And then she was like and you're not telling me Yeah, but show me your tricks baby and then went on her own. I'm not really sure speaking of which the documentary that Casey Hammer who was on my show is out. It's coming out on Discovery It looks really good two of the girls that really came forward with the most disturbing

stories about their relationships with Army where they were flattered. They were dating such a gorgeous guy. He's so great. Everything's normal. Then they start getting to some kinky stuff to the point where even in this trailer it's shocking what they share of how scared it was and the things that he wanted to do to them and tie up them up and say, my fantasy is to tie and they have like the phone, you know, they have the text and everything to prove that

he sent it to them. The thing I want to do to you is tie you up on a tree in a public place, naked, and let see how many strangers you'll just, you know, that will violate you or I mean, really awful, awful. and then his aunt Casey Hammer shares all about the history of their family and the abuse that she suffered. Anyway I talked a lot about it when it was all being discovered with the Zen Blonde is how I first discovered it. I think she's part of it too and and I'm really happy that we're actually gonna hear from two of the girls that he dated and hear really from them what happened

because there was a lot of speculation of what was true and real and they're going on the record to share. Meanwhile, I don't know, is he still selling condos in the Caymans? I don't know. Victoria Beckham is allegedly from the mirror jealous and annoyed that her daughter-in-law is basically using the Beckham name now the daughter-in-law comes from one point eight one billion one point eight billion dollars it's the pelt's family but

nobody knows the pelt's family I didn't know it anyway they're really rich but she has a backup now she. She married the boy. And so Victoria Beckham has a lot of line of fashion and clothing and beautiful dresses and all that. And this story is supposedly she doesn't want her daughter-in-law using the Beckham name in the fashion industry because it'll maybe be a conflict for the empire of clothing that Victoria Beckham has shared.

I find this all so interesting because Dream Kardashian, Rob and China's daughter, her name has been trademarked like 12 times in all the different categories for entertainment, clothing, hair, and makeup, this and that. So, by Kris Jenner. So that means that if when Dream Kardashian is 21 and she has a clothing line, Kris Jenner will, if she wants to use, it's Dream Kardashian leggings, if she wants to use that, Kris Jenner

has to be a part of it some way. Now they may have done that to ensure that black china couldn't be a part of it. And being that rob is, you know, the father, but the Kardashian name. I mean, I think they were shaking their boots when they thought that rob was going to marry black china. And then it could have been, you know, China Kardashian eyelashes, China Kardashian skims or whatever, China's chart, Kardashian's spanks, China Kardashian, I make up lipstick, but eventually it could be Dream Kardashian, but Chris got that covered.

So kind of interesting, glad that I kept my maiden name, okay? No one's gonna be Heather McDonald, you know, like if my son married a Heather, there's not gonna be another Heather McDonald, they're going to be Heather DeBias. And I'm okay with that. If you have a Heather who wants to marry Drake or Brandon, I'm fine with having another Heather DeBias out there. As long as I'm the only Heather McDonald comedian podcaster, because there is another Heather McDonald,

but it's a Heather McDonald, who is very different from I am, and from who I am and what I do and what I look like. But right now, I think I'm the only Heather McDonald, comedian, podcaster, extraordinaire. And at least I just couldn't rest assured I'm not going to be better Betty like Victoria. Last thing I was going to say, I heard some, I saw some stories and stuff that Ben and Jen, like someone let the honeymoon early. Oh, it's also really interesting because they did show Jen's son of the twins and he looks just like Mark Anthony, okay? And it's

funny because I talk about how Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's daughter, the oldest daughter, looks just like Jennifer Garner. It's just kind of funny. So anyway, there's been some rumblings like they haven't been together. He always looks annoyed. Well, Jen and Ben, according to page six, it says exclusive this morning. Newlyweds, Ben Affle and jennifer lopeas were seen packing on the p d a

after making a pit stop at the duncan and san amonica i mean first of all they don't like their packing on the p d a and we know that he likes to come down as cuz he's from boston and you like that kind of coffee but you are trying to tell me that this wasn't planned because these stories were out

that there wasn't like 11 paradise and they were like someone left early or fighting, she so called and was like, definitely call the paparazzi. I don't know if he knows when she does or not, but I think she called the paparazzi and was like, let's do a couple of errands. Let's go for a walk on the beach.

And then was like, I really need coffee. Can we stop at Duncan? Come on baby, look, look, it's chocolate, Duncan. Oh, better than I be, Papa Rochi there. I'll let you smoke the whole way there. All right. So that's what I think.

Nothing like a cigarette and a Duncan donuts in the morning on a foggy day in Santa Monica where the Papa Rochi just happen to be there and catch it. Like you can't get that shit delivered. You can't have an assistant drop it off, come on. Last thing, our girl, what did I tell you that what the hell is her name? I forgot her name.

Laurel Loughlin is back on Hallmark. I don't have the time to go back in my predictions, but I'm pretty sure that she would, I didn't know that she would be doing Hallmark again, but I knew that she'd be working again in TV. And I think I predicted it would be about this soon, like within a couple years of her going to prison and having it be resolved. So she's back on hallmark. Listen, nobody gets canceled anymore. You know what they get? They get put on pause.

That's right. I got put on pause. I had a beautiful house at Stone Manor. I was lovely to all the women. And you know what, you said I'm coming back. They said I'm coming back. And I'm going to research wedding, taking beautiful photos. I had a beautiful sequence jumpsuit on and I had the best time

ever so don't worry but I I also predict that Durinda does not get us back okay not this year. All right you guys thank you everyone listen to my Patreon coming out Friday and I appreciate it. You had a Heather Mitchell all done net. You get your tickets for the show and that's it. Have a great weekend. Thanks you guys.