Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie Tell All! Kanye’s Wife, Kyle’s Marriage and Scooter Braun

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Comedians Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are here to set the record straight about their recent firing from Sirius Radio. I attended a Jax Taylor formerly of Vanderpump Rules’ event which was being... filmed. Is it wrong to film your random generosity for TikTok? We have a Britney Spears divorce update.  What is up with Kanye and his wife’s clothing attire? Scooter Braun has lost Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Demi Lovato as clients. Would you go to Frye Festival 2.0? A Billionaire calls out his cheating fiancé at their engagement party. Morgan Wade states she is not dating Kyle, but what are these rumors all about? Would you let your dying spouse screw their ex?  Help Brandy and Julie www.julieandbrandy.com Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Heather McDonald has got the juices scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go. Juice is scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales. Her real life, Mr. St.Van Cereal Data and Cereal System You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tab or real life hot cat. Listen in, listen up.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I am back with two of my girls, the dynamic duo, Ben through Hell and Back. But they're back on Juicy scoop. Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman. Thank you for being here. What a week and a half it's been. Thank you for having us. You know, we never knew anyone would ever have us anywhere
Starting point is 00:00:55 again. Of course, I'm one of those people throughout my professional career and friendship life, I am not the one that ever follows the El Run Hubbard of it all and gets rid of people. And I always think that's not necessarily what the El Run Hubbard even wants. So I'm just saying, I don't do that. You know, like I have had situations like that where all the people leave the the the people of the king or whatever and i or the queen and that is not the case and it's not necessary were well we're not suppressive people we're not where we really do try not to be suppressive you know what i mean yes regardless of what has been
Starting point is 00:01:43 said yes we we We just aren't. No. You know, wearing pink. And we were doing two likes. You're delights. You're like two before. Right. Of course.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Of course, you're going to continue. And we had a great show. We, I guess, apparently have a path of self-destruction and never taking accountability. That didn't happen here on GCCSKU, but didn't happen on our two TV shows on Bravo. It didn't happen when on GCCSQ but didn't happen on our two TV shows on Bravo. It didn't happen when we were writers on Fashion Police and it didn't happen on our show on Oxygen. So it didn't even happen at my butt mitzvah.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Oh that's great. I'm glad you got it. I did the whole thing. That is what we did all of it. I think yes. We did the point. Good point. Yeah. So we're just trying to, you know, we were, you know, if you don't know, then you don't know. But if you know, you know, we were fired from Sirius XM from posting the Jeff Lewis Live after show. And so we want everyone to join our Patreon. Hopefully. Yeah, we have already since you've been promoting it for many years. But talented fun girls that are entertaining and juicy and interesting. And so please, if you haven't already, check it out at whatisitbreddyandjouli.com. Julie and Brandy.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Julie and Brandy.com. Okay. Yes. That's where you can find the information of the Patreon or we have a free podcast too. And that's just where we're at. We're just trying to get through this. It's not really easy to hear things about you
Starting point is 00:03:18 like in a super public way. It's, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's hard. I will say though that we are allowed in the serious building. Okay, good. There have been some talk that we would have to be smuggled in or we're not allowed to know. We are allowed in and we have been invited on other shows. Good. At serious. So we are, we're not being serious. I think, good. That's serious. So we are not banned from serious. I think, yeah. You know, I just came from Jeff's and I just want to make it really clear to people that listen to these things that are not part of the industry. It's probably 98% of the people that listen.
Starting point is 00:03:59 You know, things happen. People have creative differences. Shows, people, you know, get removed from being an executive producer or the head writer because they don't get along with Roseanne Barr or whatever, things happened. And normally in the world before podcasting and where I've literally joke like, you know, it used to be like, I heard what you said about me. It's like, no, I heard what you said about me on your on your podcast like literally we literally hear each other talking behind each other's
Starting point is 00:04:28 Back except that it's not behind each other's backs. It's literally out here So I know that's really hard and I know it's kind of fun to follow for people but normally the intricacies of how a deal or a business Takes a break or does it work out? You wouldn't necessarily know. And so everyone gets their two cents in and my opinion is you know all the parties involved the talent parties involved are extremely talented and it's just a really unfortunate thing
Starting point is 00:04:58 that it wasn't a good fit and it didn't work out and you can still enjoy branding and Julie of course here but also in all their own things that you've been doing for a while that are only going to get stronger. Yeah, we've been doing them for years. And I do want to say, there was a group of people, we're not on Facebook, there was a group of people that got together, they made a Facebook page called All Things, Julie and Brandy, which was really, really, really touching and nice. And we just, that was, you know, in the midst of hearing like a lot of like...
Starting point is 00:05:30 Negative stuff. Yeah. It was nice that people got together and made that page and were supportive because, you know, we don't feel like we're unprofessional, a true, just people but uh... you know so yeah well great
Starting point is 00:05:47 well i'll areas i have some fun anyway one show i'll be the last night the haters will hate that i went out and had a fun night last night that's right as i did i went to my own old stomping ground the sky bar at at the Mondrian Hotel, because Jack's Taylor, that deliciousness, invited me to an event. He is paired up with a hair growth serum company and wellness for men and women.
Starting point is 00:06:19 And so they, I did not know, and I swear to God, I did not know when I went that they were in fact filming for the new show, The Valley. Oh, that's what it's called. It's called the Valley, which gets me wet. Okay. Wait, it's called the Valley. The Valley, the new Jack's spin off, the spin off of Vannarpump is the Valley featuring Jack's Britney, Kristen Dodie, and then like these two or three other couples.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Some you, this one girl Janet you may have seen if you follow the show or follow their Instagram. She's married and pregnant, she lives there. And then, then there's two other new couples. And then I think there's this other girl that was formerly like on the bachelor that's a friend of all there. Well, Jacks could have invited us. He probably could have. And you know, I thought about it, but I was like, you know, let me just go,
Starting point is 00:07:13 let me be sober, let me drive. But by the way, I love you, Skyebar, but got it took a long time to get my car after. That I was literally, you know, this is why I do Uber when I go to LA because it's 25 to park, another five or 10 to tip, and then you wait 35 minutes. So I'm like, and me, and you can't drink. So I'm like, I hate about ballet, is the waiting, it's like, buy everyone, and then you usually walk together to ballet, or so awkward.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Where you have to wait so long. Yeah, it's so true, and you're like, oh hi. Hey, yeah. Like you just said bye, but let's just talk for 30 more minutes. Too bad I don't still have my cocktail out here. Yeah, because we're still hanging out. Yeah. But it was fun to watch.
Starting point is 00:07:54 There were a lot of cameras there. So is Stasi not on it? No, she is not part of that cast. I don't know if she posed to a party or anything, but definitely, I don't think she's a regular cast person. And so they're all like young millennial couples with either kids are about to have a kid. And then I talked to Jack's about his restaurant which is very exciting because people reminded me that at one time I said like two or three
Starting point is 00:08:23 years ago when he was no longer going to be on Vanderpump and was and he was talking about getting the holiday California and moving or whatever. And I said if he moves he and Brittany should open a bar and they should make it like planet Hollywood but with reality show memorabilia mostly Vanderpump but you could get a little bit from everybody and make it like planet Hollywood but reality world and wouldn't that be fun for like Orlando or something. Well anyway he's staying here and he is opening bar on Venterable of Art and it's gonna have the
Starting point is 00:08:52 beer maw cheese or whatever mom what is it? Yeah. Mima beer cheese and she was there the grab. Oh. And like fun like stuff they are gonna have some memorabilia good I then gave another suggestion of mine, which was to no one else steals it before he does you know not I love Jackson, Brune's family. No, it was I Said I love that this is the Valley and I think she embraced what the that old 1970s Valley was which was, or all the kind of below-the-line people, like the working people of the industry and the character actors and people that
Starting point is 00:09:36 might not be famous who would have their headshot when you would go to the dry cleaner. My dry cleaner. Yes. And I said, I really want you to have uh... just varieties it could be unfamous people could be whatever mind from like nineteen ninety three hours in my my mom gave the dry cleaner my first headshot i was the right later and i think it was there for a long time and i just think that could be really really fun i gave my own i think i think he's gonna be a fun place to go when you go on you when you when you do the
Starting point is 00:10:03 the elitur of getting the health nut salad, the production, shake your salad. Yep. Yep. Go past the juicy scoop studios and then go to Target. Maybe you'll run into Tori Spelling and paparazzi following her. Nice.
Starting point is 00:10:17 And then you go down and you go to his restaurant because where routes is that? Like Studio City, Sherman Oaks. Okay, perfect. Venturin Whitsitters, like, then you're gonna go over the hill over Laurel or whatever, go to West Hollywood, do the Tom Tom. Yeah, and that's good. Yeah, and then I like it to see it all.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I'll definitely go to Jackson's and he will clean up if he goes. If he physically goes, like, the tom's go to tom tom and Lisa Vanderpump would go to pump like yeah there isn't one person who would what who he he needs to go there because he will the people will go to see him I do want to say that we had we had our photo up with our dogs from people's couch at the dog rumor and then they sold it and moved to Colorado and I was so bummed because it was like we were like celebs at the dog rumor. Oh you had all your faces were up there. It was our face with our all of our dogs
Starting point is 00:11:11 It was like our promo picture from people's couch Oh, all the dogs were on people's couch So it was huge at the dog rumor and we were like we were like the celebrities of the dog rumor was so fun Amazing and so then here I am with uh... britney and christian great you can see the cameras behind us and then i'm here with logon and leo they're like their lila's best friends these guys you sometimes i'd see them on the show but they were just there to support
Starting point is 00:11:37 was la lita there uh... no she was a no i called her and she said i'm sick and i can't talk what i don't know she's do you think they can't go on oh no they can go they can go no no they can do crossover oh yeah yeah the vandal bomb no i mean yeah it's all supposed to be authentic like she's not going to not go to like cruises birthday because it's okay yeah yeah um so anyway it was it was a fun night i'm glad i got out
Starting point is 00:12:02 oh there was a juicy scooper that That was a bartender shout out to Morgan. Okay, shout out Morgan. And this is where I love a free drink. It wasn't free. It was free because it was an event. So I got free drinks because the event the drinks that the Mondrian are like 35 dollars. Yes. I mean, seriously. And when I the way I used to get in there back in the day $5. So, yes, I mean seriously. And the way I used to get in there back in the day, because that was the spot, the Sky Bar, that's where I met Vince Vaughn. Yeah. Everything is, I would call this number.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I did this too. I 100% did this. And I would say, tingling, ting. Okay, you'd be the Sky Bar person. Oh, what I did was a message. So, was yours was live? Maybe not, maybe. It was like a voice. Hi, you've reached the the the Mondrian sky bar. Please leave a message of who you would like in your
Starting point is 00:12:52 Reservation and your party. Thank you Hello, this is Elaine. I'm calling from the Ford modeling agency. I have three girls flying in from New York today And it's Heather McDonald Cheryl Hines and Liz Roman or something. And then that would be it. And then we would go and they'd say what's the name? And I'd say with the Ford modeling agency Heather McDonald, these are my friends and then we would go and worked every time. I was not going to risk that I was so hot that I didn't have to be on a list.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Never going to risk that. I needed to be on the list. Before I started calling doing the voicemail trick, I would show up there before the list. That's how lurky. And I didn't have any money. The drinks were so expensive. So I'd be there early while the sun's still out playing it off like I'm at the pool, because the sky bar is around the pool and then I'd be like one drink and like the tiniest drink making
Starting point is 00:13:49 it last three hours then when the sun would go down and the list would be out I would just be like hiding in the shadows until I could just be there. Like literally I had to I mean the sky bar was it's I want to still say it's a great spot especially in the summer because you're walking around that pool, and it just feels very Hollywood and fun. But there's something I was just when you were talking about that about the Sarah Lines. Oh, fuck, I forgot. You have the used to it. You could see people having sex in the windows too. We went up to a place with, we went up to a place, and this guy was trying to
Starting point is 00:14:22 like, like, Cheryl's toes. Really? I shouldn't be talking about this guy was trying to like Cheryl's toes. I shouldn't be talking about this because she might be first lady soon. Oh, that's right. She's been to JFK. No, Robert Kennedy, Jr. Which would be so interesting if this girl that I did like inappropriate sketches with becomes the first lady.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Why are you actually so shocked i don't know that uh... share lines from curving through the same is very good and it's a proper and it's you know the one running for president dog gay politics you are fricking dumb i do not know that i don't know that i don't know that i would focus it i was focused on his on his politics i didn't know he was very to and his you know that i was a book is that i was focused on his on his politics i didn't know he was married to his
Starting point is 00:15:06 you know but i wow oh what i do remember that i do remember this uh... so because the comedy store was right across the way oh here's a red flag comic stores right across the street and so one night
Starting point is 00:15:22 when i was dating peter early on he was, I'll come see your show, and I invited a bunch of girlfriends with me to see me do stand up. And then we walked across the street to the sky bar, and it was probably a weeknight, and so it was not a problem, whatever we're gonna go. That part, that was not a big deal. And he did the classy thing and bought all the friend's drinks. I go home with him to his Sherman oaks
Starting point is 00:15:45 condo and in the next day everything's fine but he like with that the receipt and he was that was a good right that's a red flag that's a major that he was wow these drinks are expensive of the next day that's a great uh... very much like well
Starting point is 00:16:04 classic leader back then back then it was $12 a drink and that was shocking because a normal drink would be like Six-fifth or something and so I and then you just kept bringing it up and I was like okay like Whatever you know, and he's trying to like still be cool about it, but but he's hard-working. I oftentimes look back at I'm just saying girls See what you can deal with. The last time Julian and I were there, I'm going to knock them. Women put up with a lot of stuff. OK, don't think.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Right, ladies? Women have to put up with a lot of things. People don't realize. Well, that was pretty classic Peter. Looking back, right? Yeah. These years, you're like, I should have known. Last time we were there, was in Julian and I
Starting point is 00:16:43 were there, was in like 2017. And we went up. We didn't even get for that many people. It was like four people we bought drinks for, and I turned white as a sheet. I was like, I didn't even understand. I was like, I don't understand what just happened to us, and we were like, I was like shaking as we walked away. I was like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I feel like they were $30 a piece. Probably more. Well, that's why this was nice, because they were free. Oh, yeah. For a minute. When it was free, like free everything, but then it switched to beer and wine was free, but not a cocktail.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Was Morgan a, was she there as like a catered bar? No, she like works there. Yeah. And then, so so you know I did have I did have one of the wines and I without knowing she was a juicy scooper I did tip her nicely oh good so I just want to say you know don't sorry Mori and you can't make a tick talk about what a bitch I am what do you think she was testing you like let me see what she does before
Starting point is 00:17:44 I tell her. Maybe because it was only after that I came back that for the next thing is I say, can I have like a water sparkly water? She was like, can I sparkly water? I go, yes, because little I know I was going to take 45 minutes to get my car and drive home. And then, and then she said, by the way, I'm a huge juicy scooper. And I was like, oh, interesting that you didn't say it when you first had to meet my wife. Do you tip more at events like this because you know people are lurking and judging?
Starting point is 00:18:09 Honestly, I have just become a better tip over the years because I can afford to. And that's that. I don't really overly think it. I just know that like, it just means so much to people when you give them a little extra and it's a little fun and it's kind of nice. And especially like housekeepers in hotels, and I never really thought about it until my friend who worked for the hotel said,
Starting point is 00:18:28 you know, nobody sees it. So a lot of these housekeepers don't get anything. Because they can just really not leave anything. No one's, you see it on a table, you see it out of LA. And so, I, you know, I think that's important. I'm a huge tipper, but I am so selfish, like about it. Like it's 100% about me. So like, I would never like tip a housekeeper,
Starting point is 00:18:51 I just like leave the money. You run a lot. I have to see them take it and be like, like I have to like, I have to enjoy. Are you doing the TikToks about it? Have you seen all this TikTok show? They're like, hey, excuse me. This is what they'll do.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Like, hey, excuse me, ma'am. Just play along. OK. Yeah. Yeah? I'm starting to bother you. I was just wondering if I could have a dollar to buy this crayonset for my daughter.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I'm just a little bit short. It's been a hard month. Do you think you could spare a dollar? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. You could have this dollar back. Expose. Why? I just was seeing if someone was nice and you look like you have a sad horrible life.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Wait. You look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like you look like I just Here a thousand dollars. Oh my god. Let me hear a thousand dollars. Oh my god. I'm sure you could find something to do with that $1,000 maybe get a new outfit or Make your Magic mountain Really that's what they're doing. Oh my god, yes. But are they mean about their outfits? No, but I'm just saying like, do, yeah. I mean, they test it out. And what's nice is if these people, they found, they find kind of down-tried people
Starting point is 00:20:15 that are not rolling in it. So it is extra nice that they'd be willing to have a dollar or five or whatever. Oh, that's cool. Then they reward them. With the $1,000. But in doing it, they'll be like, hey, and there's a little kid there. Do you like the nicks or whatever. Oh, that's cool. Then they reward them. But in doing it, they'll be like, hey, and there's a little kid there.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Do you like the nicks or whatever? And little kids like, yeah, but I've never got you a kid before. No, I bet you haven't. Because it looks like your dad's kind of broke. Well, because your dad gave me a dollar. So you guys have seen me. You've been following me.
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Starting point is 00:21:54 That's Thowe.com THEOUAI.com code juicy. Come on! We're at the next day yeah i still think it's nice and i still end up crying and getting chills even though it could honestly be fake a lot of people are now in the comments like i wonder if this is just fake for views like you know like almost like hey like or going up to someone and being like hey
Starting point is 00:22:21 i i or maybe you've asked ten people no one says yes and you're like i'd like to get the shoot done. Hey, I'm going to ask for a dollar for this cranset. You're going to give it and trust me. I'm going to give you some money after and just like whatever. And then maybe do that with three people and pick the one that's the best actress. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:37 You've got to get to lunch. I don't know who got to get to lunch. It could be true too as well. It's still nice. But it's like, you know, it's just kind of like, oh, and then people are like, oh, I can't you just do this and not have a BC. You know, like just know that like it's paying it forward
Starting point is 00:22:50 and being like a sweet person, whatever, but. It's totally the thing of I have to see, give the tip and look at them and feel, I feel about myself and I feel great about it every time. It's like, even when we go out, she'll be like, make sure to hand them the money. I'm like, I just wanna leave it on the table. I don't know. No, you have to, I want to to hand them the money. I'm like, I just wanna leave it on the table. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:06 No, you have to, I want to see them get the money. I'm like, oh, there. Even, I mean, she's, it's real. But it does feel good when they like it. It does. Well, there was this one that you're running me over. Cause I would. Cause I did leave it for the housekeeper.
Starting point is 00:23:16 And they like, they put it like under a blanket or whatever and they spread it all out. I was like, $500. But they like, kid care. Of course. Cause you have to get the payoff. And the girls like, you know, the cameras are there. And this is what I might have thought was real. And it was just like, oh my god, this is so great.
Starting point is 00:23:35 It's like, OK, you know. But I also think it's really smart when a celebrity does it, because I do remember one time someone I know had a talk show. And a famous person came on, and I may like to say it was Jennifer Aniston. And Jennifer Aniston sits down, and she's like, can I just say what a great woman this is? I have a hairdresser that literally met her once,
Starting point is 00:24:02 and she ran into the, happened to be at the same restaurant as him and before his evening ended, she picked up the whole bill for him and his friends and everyone's like, and I watched it and I was like, this is so smart. For maybe a grand look at the authentic PR you got for a thousand dot like you could not yeah plant these stories in New York post That would cost ten thousand dot like yeah, so I'm just like Yeah, it's really cool when it just happened. I'm not saying that this person wasn't a generous tip or everywhere But it seemed and if this was even intentional because it may not have been but it seemed to really work out nicely
Starting point is 00:24:50 When you have the person oh my god to be on the show the next day and you happen to see someone that's going to communicate with her of how nice you are. I think it's good. Seeing all of it does lift the bar up because sometimes I'm such an asshole that I want I want so badly for the Oprah level. Here's $100,000. Here we're paying for your kids. Yeah. This is education. Your mother's never going to, we're getting her a house, whatever, or the personal street. That sometimes I'll be like annoyed when something happens on a TV show. And they're like, are you ready? We heard that you're having trouble with your student loans. Oh, well, that didn't. And then they were like, oh my god, they're
Starting point is 00:25:23 going to pay others through loans. And then like, here's $5,000. And you're like, what the fuck? OK, so one of the things that my kids and I love doing is improving the helpful Honda dealer. I don't know if the help of the Honda dealer is nationwide. But we would play all the time at Dutty, likelingling. Hello. Hi, is this Casey? Yes. Hi, this is your helpful Honda dealer. We heard that you're having some trouble with your neighbor and he retired like 40 years ago. I'm like, wait, he hasn't worked, he says he's 45.
Starting point is 00:26:09 And he has his, he's having trouble trimming his trees. Well, we're going to take care of your neighbor's trees. And we're going to trim them today. And I'm like, partial, this is literally one of the commercials. And I'm like, okay, that can't be that expensive. No. And why can't this guy, what is he been doing for 20 years? What kind of pension, what kind of like city worker, you could you retire at 45 and you still get to live in your home, like I was just like so like wow, what is this job that you
Starting point is 00:26:39 could retire at 45? The helpful Honda people are so fucking annoying. They are so annoying like we heard that you're at the counter like does your fridge still phone battery doesn't work huh? Now here's a new one. Yeah. Great. I can get that anywhere.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Today we helped Julie charge her phone. Yeah exactly. Without having to go to Walmart herself. I mean, if I was a lady on the phone Cheryl I would have would have been like, okay, cool. Can you come trim my trees? Right. Instead of just my- Why is it about him? Yeah, why is it about my life?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Why is it always about him? It's like, hi, I heard you're a school teacher. Uh-huh. And we heard you have about a thousand items on your wish list where your story is. I do. Guess what? We're going to take care about 60 of those. Out. right? I do. Guess what? We're going to take care about 60 of those. It's all so
Starting point is 00:27:30 good. Let's talk about some other stuff. Do you know about Scooter Braun? Scooter Braun, the infamous Scooter Braun, Taylor Swift hates him. There was stories about, you know, that he, well, there was that he took her catalog. That's why she got to redo the music. There's, I got to redo the music. There's, I don't know all the details, Swifties, but it seems like it worked out pretty nice for her that she could record all these, rerecord these songs.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Maybe it wasn't the worst thing in the world. Well, she turned to like lemons and telemetaries. She did that. It didn't work out for her. She worked it the fungal. I love that. Well, now, just like we're gonna do uh... just in beaver and are you on a gronday have left him
Starting point is 00:28:09 prior to that dami more have left him for management he's a skanky fucking loser excuse me allegedly why is he such a skanky why is he allegedly such a skanky or scam artisty's a conner is a scammer's he is a least leads people allegedly and he stole to he took her catalog right from underneath or she wanted to buy it and then he like scarly class right carly class told scooter broad and scooter broad scooted in no pun intended and bought it before Taylor Swift could buy it and that's just gross that's his
Starting point is 00:28:42 gross recordings her music. Like, what are you doing here, but just lurking? He bought the Masters of her first six albums, Taylor Swift. Also, multiple sources are telling us that Bieber and Braun allegedly haven't spoken for months. But the other thing I said was, yes, he's no longer managing them, but it's because he's pursuing some other
Starting point is 00:29:07 management company. But it's spent a lot of people like why did this all happen so suddenly, because throughout the years, our own a Grande Reportly was parting ways with Scooter following the footsteps of Demi Lovato, like I said. And then back in 2013, she said the reason I signed with him is because we had a meeting at my house and he was equally as passionate about my project as I was, if not more. That's what she said in 2013.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Then in 2008, Scooter Braun said to Variety, with Ariana, I could have said a lot of stuff. In fact, my team wanted me to, because they were pissed. I don't know what that's about. That's probably about, was this in 2018? That was about, for sure, Pete Davidson and their drug use. Oh, oh. Because they all have that. Oh, this is where he said, sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Sorry, that I'm not reading this right. Yeah. He added, and when shitty boyfriends leave, she starts to see the light on some, this kind of like a game show that you caught yeah like wait that she starts to see the light on some stuff and one day I got a phone call she said can I see you tomorrow and I said no I'm busy I actually couldn't so I said I could see you Thursday or whatever and I went over there and we
Starting point is 00:30:19 had a very honest conversation he was also vital in putting on a benefit in 2017 for when that horrible thing happened on Arion and Concert the terrorist attack. So whatever, they could be leaving him because they don't want to be under his management anymore. They're older, they're more mature, they've gotten together, it could all be coincidental, or it could be what he said, I'm just moving out of personal management. Yeah, I mean, he's richer than God. He doesn't need to manage these people.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He doesn't need to be like, are the jelly beans in the green room? Yeah, he's stolen enough money from people. He's scammed and conned, and now he can take his money that he took in nefarious, manned ways and go live his life allegedly. Okay, well there you go. Let's talk about Britney Spears, you guys. took in the various man ways and go live his life allegedly. Okay, well there you go. Let's talk about Britney Spears, you guys. Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Mm-hmm. So, Britney Spears is getting divorced. There's lots of things going on. She lost, according to TMZ, her manager and lawyer are now left in charge. That's the Kate Hudson and this lawyer because they believe that she is not totally equipped to be by herself.
Starting point is 00:31:34 While she goes to St.Vorice with Sam, according to TMZ, her lawyer Matthew Rosengart and the manager Cade are more than likely to be the last people standing in our life. The lawyer pretty early doesn't think that our current mental state is great because and is caused for alarm. But there is no plan to increase the medical care therapy, this is according to this. So there's that.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I don't know. TMZ Thursday is having divorced and dire, I don't know what the second word is, but it's a divorce special, it's on at 8 p.m. PST, I am watching it because. Who's it about? Everybody just thinks about Brittany. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And the divorce and what's going on after the divorce, divorce and despair maybe, and about what's gone on since, and I don't know if you saw, because this is pretty new. I guess TMZ, when reporting this thing about this lawyer, and the other guy, like I said, they have to take care of making sure she's fed. That was like the part of it,
Starting point is 00:32:39 like she gets to her appointments and that she has food to eat, or so that she's fed. So she got pissed and went on and she set up her iPhone. Okay, it's so good. And she put a cutting board down. And she's like, furious. I saw the cut. I was like, why is she suddenly, you know, becoming Martha Stewart. Yeah. Cutting the vegetables. And this is how you and I was going to press that she crack a egg with one hand. Yeah. I've never even attempted to do. And I wanted to show Julie just because,
Starting point is 00:33:06 and she's like chopping the, the chopping the peppers with a steak knife. Not a knife you used to do. Tomatoes and eggs. Yes. Then a bunch of eggs, and she did the eggs. Oh, interesting. That's what that was about. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And then she's like, I'm feeding myself. Yeah, like that. Yeah, but she didn't say it. She didn't speak at all. She's just mad. And then she, and the eggs, you know, I mean I wasn't pressed as well. I wasn't quite sure if I felt the eggs were done All the way cooked at the end or when she put them half in but she just like halfway through when the thing through the thing down And it was like a little revenge cooking video, which I was kind of here for I'm like she always knows when to pivot
Starting point is 00:33:42 By the way when we did our show at the live Irvine Brandon did come down to help and then he puked. So I sent him home and Peter was like it's because he made these pancakes and he didn't cook them all the way through. I left my baby 17 year old alone with his father. I look what happened. but baby seventeen year old alone with his father it happened and you know as i'm gal eventing doing five
Starting point is 00:34:09 yeah shows in urvine with no voice we were drinking champagne and like getting with like hookers but i think i hope she can cook her that's how she could cook her eggs all the way through okay a couple things now i have talked about all the conspiracy theories that are interesting. Is it really her? Was she replaced by an alien? Is she replaced by a male
Starting point is 00:34:32 trans or whatever, you know, person that does impressions of her? Who is this? There was this one weird video. Is she's like dancing and it goes like this? And literally she goes like this and it looks like Jackie Shimmel. Like it looks like a completely different person. Okay, but this is what now what I think. Because we just saw photos of her going to get fried chicken with her new 10 gay best friends. That's that then exploited her and took a bunch of photos of her and called their friends, get up here!
Starting point is 00:35:00 B is going off! But before that, and they get her like walking into a restaurant and Definitely her body looks very different from the body that we're seeing currently spinning around So I think it's always been Brittany however she is using a filter for video To look a little slimmer and trimmer. Oh, it makes her her face a story. And so if you don't do the whole thing or something, I don't know how this works. OK, I don't even know how to do face two naps. I swear to God, that's why there's
Starting point is 00:35:33 fruckles on my legs. And I don't know. But it's like, I guess if you don't do all the steps, that can happen. Where then you go like this. So it wasn't someone like being someone else. Because if it's slipping her down and she moves her hands in front of her face,
Starting point is 00:35:50 it's gonna distort her face. Yeah, it's something like that. Yeah, so I think that's interesting. Jackie Shimmel should absolutely screenshot that and be like living my best life, honey. Like add her baby in the back. Yeah, so good. So, the other story is, I don't know how you animal parents are going to feel like.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Oh, no. Britney Spears and Sam reach dog custody agreement. I'm just saying, I'm mid there ongoing to force. Britney and Sam have settled their dog custody. Sam retains custody of their doberman, Portia, while Brittany will have the other four dogs. Previously Brittany had been unwilling to give up any of the dogs, but after he filed for divorce after a year of marriage, accusing Brittany of infidelity post-force Spirits Expressor shock and pain, and then Sam moved to the 10,000
Starting point is 00:36:44 building in Los Angeles of a very fancy building. He's there now, I guess, with the Doberman. Was the Doberman his originally? Let me see. Because that would be the only reason I can see her. It doesn't really say, just that they have all these, Sam gave Porsche, which is the Doberman to Brittany as a present.
Starting point is 00:37:06 And she was the one who wanted to adopt this other dog while they were in sorry while they were in Maui. And then they both have, you know, the actor accused her of cheating with a staff in his home. If you miss that news, we miss that. There's also reports that he's had a wandering eye and been flirting and cheating with people throughout the relationship with this girl that he may have met at the gym allegedly
Starting point is 00:37:36 okay gym that he hung out with with other people that are quite the players I always thought he seemed like he would be hooking up with men. Well, Jason Alexander, not from Seinfeld, but her first husband, he said that in a podcast. But everything that I think, no, I think he is straight. Oh, by the way, Kate Hudson, who is her manager, that guy, his high school, someone let me know. So I done a percent sure on his high school graduation photo like someone was sending the yearbook around posting it and I we don't know where it came from but it said
Starting point is 00:38:10 michael is to be best friends with paris britney and lindsey this guy sam you know katehatson who's now his current manager i believe is gay he could be by well no one would write that that's katehats's Kate has paid Hudson and the lawyer are the ones that now So I mean dreams do come true look at Paris's husband he wrote he did that too Literally Paris's current husband in college was like someday I'm gonna find Paris and I'm gonna marry her because I'm a yeah
Starting point is 00:38:41 Like it was words of Kim Sol's yuck say it believe it achieve it and they did like rates like hey this is the secret to the ones degree uh... i mean i don't make it up you know rash generalizations but i think of uh... uh... uh... you know basically grown man at the end of high school whose goal is to hang out with linsey britney and paris you know might be at the end of high school whose goal is to hang out with Lindsey, Brittany, and Paris, you know, might be of the homosexual case.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Well, he was accused this person when he was an agent with an agency of, you know, soliciting men or actors. What's some type of thing? Why in 2023 are we hiding being a gay man? No, I don't think he's hiding it. But I'm thinking some people thought, and even adjacent to that, thought that the videos of Cade with her
Starting point is 00:39:35 looked more sexual than you would have with a gay best friend. Okay, so they were like, well, maybe it's fine. I mean, people are by, whatever. But, you know, we'll see there you go also okay, so what was this? You found new digs and then Madonna I She's Madonna's the Bethany Franklin in this scenario Madonna wants Britney Spears to join her on stage and the sub-laboration to her Donna you and your hip is not ready and neither is she.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Okay? This isn't be a hot mess tour, but she knows that one. Yeah. She's going to help her. She's going to help her just like Beth and he helped Ruckow. I mean, I do want to see Madonna. I do want to go to the concert. I do want to go to the concert. Is that crazy? Is that crazy? Yeah. I do want to go to the concert. I do want to go to the concert. Is that crazy?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Let's go to the concert. I think we should go to the concert. I think we should be pushing that Britney Jeter. I don't think Britney Jeter, but I got it. No, okay, right. You're right. Let's just change it. I think anyone, Madonna. I think Britney should go. We should go.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I want to see whatever's happening there. I want to see it. Like, I mean, we got to see Madonna concert We gotta go do it's when is the thing though it got all just I don't know yeah Um speaking of which of the of the Bethany and Ruck healthy now I've talked a lot about it people are sick of me talking about it I just want to say Um just to clear a couple things up with the reality recording and
Starting point is 00:41:03 They're again We have yet to hear from one person that is part of this 60 person supposed lawsuit of trying to get out of their NDA so that then they can build a good case and sue NBC. I know who these people are. Certainly not Jack Taylor jumping out of his jacuzzi in the valley. Shut down the cameras. I'm joining B on the front lines of her sag harbor home. I don't think that's the case. I do have her think, you know, like sure, you know, there should be some type of thing
Starting point is 00:41:36 like any company to be like, hey, how do we make it that you guys can get affordable healthcare when you're on our show or something all that stuff. But what I just wanted because I forgot that what what Bethany was saying was like, you know, they're plowed with alcohol to this and that and everything. And I agree with all that. But if we take all that away, boring. And they're not going on trips and nobody is sleep deprived and nobody is drinking and no one's on a trip.
Starting point is 00:42:04 And you're expected to take two weeks off if there's like a death in your family and you're not to film like you would if you were like you know a secretary or a nurse or something then these shows will not be good and I do think that's part of her plan so then a couple years from now she'll be like well duck when I was on it it was the golden air nobody's show was ever as high as rated as mine. I was the, you know, Bravo Darling. My housewife was never as popular. Yeah, because like if we water this doubt,
Starting point is 00:42:33 not that these people shouldn't have this, but I'm just saying that would be the result that the stuff would not be real. Their real life is watching you have a heartbreak. All of it. Teal was something. You have a heartbreak. All of it. Deal with something. Yeah, you just want to get compensated for it. They should just be paid. They should be. They should be paid. Drunken ruin their life. Are you going? They should be fighting it.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I think they definitely need more money and I think they definitely need more. So I'm not saying I'm. Yeah. Some people think I'm not for it. I totally am, but I'm being realistic too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Will it. Will a union be formed? I think that's a whole other thing will a lawsuit be successful? No, I don't know that either one is gonna happen anytime soon and my opinion just my opinion not saying I don't want it Just my opinion they need to be compensated. It's like go into the show going like I'm gonna get drunk I might have sex on camera. I might do some worship I'm gonna do anal and the bushes whatever we're gonna do
Starting point is 00:43:22 But you need to get compensated for it and I think that if they do have a new contract, the one thing that needs to be removed is that whatever the network is doesn't get a piece of what you do live. They need to go ahead and suck a bag of dicks for that. What do you mean what live? Because they get money for Luans. I think that the networks shouldn't get money for people. Are you sure about that? No, I'm not sure about that.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I've not heard one person. One thing that Carol said to me about the Bethany Clause is she's like, that would mean that they would have made money from my book sales. Nobody ever came after her and said, there was nothing in her contract that said the Bethany Clause that she signed. And there was nothing that anywhere they said, oh,
Starting point is 00:44:04 hi, we need to see your tax returns and see how much money any any anywhere they said oh hi we need to see your tax returns and see how much money you made off the book because we're gonna take fifteen percent i've never heard anything of that and and they also they if that was the case and they would be making money off of common shorts restaurant that's what would that would be and i don't they are i don't think she's right yeah well she could she could not be we Well, then good.
Starting point is 00:44:25 We had heard on a separate occasion that let Leigh- But I don't know. I don't know for her. That Leigh- Was originally like to mote it down to a friend so that she could have more time to do her cabaret show because they made money on the cabaret show. I don't think that's true.
Starting point is 00:44:38 I think she was mote it down to the friend just because that's what they offered her. Yeah, and then her life. And then her life. Her life and her character and herself was so compelling that then the next year she was back to being a thing. But then they did make crappy lake, which is a crappy show, and it is about a crappy cabaret show.
Starting point is 00:44:56 So it does seem to me that they have a vested interest in that cabaret show, but I don't know. I mean, it rang true to me, but just with BravoCon and the... I mean, even if it's in there, I just don't know that they follow up on it. Yeah. Because it might be such a small amount. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:12 That it was only, we're really only thinking, if somebody, you know, maybe they have something to do with Love or Boy on Summer House, that seems to be, you know, heavily part of the show. I don't know. I think it could be different for everybody. Yeah. I think maybe they go after think it could be different for everybody. Yeah. I think maybe they go after the ones
Starting point is 00:45:26 that are really big bucks. And if you're selling, you know, earrings on your Etsy line, I don't know that they're coming after you for $0.12. Yeah. Because you had an Etsy earring party, you know, on the final episode of Orange County. I think if you launch and bring something very big on there, they're going to take the money for it.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I mean, do you think that Gina from the real House of Oz? Oh, see, she had some skin care line that I think she forgot she had? I doubt they came from Whitney Rose's wild Rose cause, and whatever. Yeah. But what about, oh no. So I, yeah, they're coming after everything
Starting point is 00:46:03 Meredith sells in her store. That's what I'm saying. I think about it on a big, like, you would meet an entire team of forensic accountants. I think try to gather like money. It's only if you invent and brand a product on the season. So like, I still, but still was invented and branded on Bravo.
Starting point is 00:46:23 OK, but I still don't know if this is like an urban myth that has been perpetuated by by the she yeah like I really don't know and they right now Bravo doesn't want to comment on any of it. Yeah, because they want this story to die and they don't want to give it any life. So there you go moving on I've talked to just about it. Morgan Wade shuts down Cal Rich
Starting point is 00:46:48 relationship rumors. But internet is a dumb place. Just because we take pictures with our tongues out on each other doesn't mean we're doing nothing. Why would anyone think that? Why would anyone think that we're doing anything okay I don't know what you're looking at here or why there's something this is friendship these just friends she said um I never even watched hardly any reality TV I sometimes watch 90 days if I don't say and so Kyle and I were like all the internet thinks this is going on.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Let's give them what they're asking for. I'm like, oh, you don't think when you fucking Kyle Richards was having her sit on your lap and her being like, and you know, and you being like these weird like cryptic poses like working out like with your girlfriend. Like you were not dropping the crumbs for the bravo fans to be like what the two of them do whether they were doing anything together or not you set the stage and you're provocative you were
Starting point is 00:47:57 provocative at the end of the day they were provocative they were so whether it's real or not you it's like the i don't want to be great anyone from doing whatever is a gay baiting yes it is gay gay baiting of course it is and for the of course it is it's like trying to gain attention and allies and everything else pretending that you're more maybe right exactly like where who knows what's going on? Whatever it's it's I mean
Starting point is 00:48:29 You know it's not against the law right. Well, you're not a criminal Yeah, you know what I mean like go do you and be provocative But then don't pretend that you're not doing what you're doing right like that's where I'm irritated I'm like you're doing it. So Is Kyle mad at you for watching happens live? No, I don't think she cares Jeff got all the it got all the attention from that comment Jeff is the one who said it that's the one I was like a mirror green memory sitting there like
Starting point is 00:49:04 No, but I think she is more angry about the ozempic comment than the lesbian comment because I do I you know I do think for the one I do have one friend that has actually lost weight this year significant and she her weight has gone up and down since college between babies whatever always kind of struggled with it She did londora. She did other things that were like proper with time my mom did londora and she's like oh my god Like everyone thinks I did ozampic and I literally really didn't you know say with like Ross Matthews not ozampic but like You know, it's just kind of a shitty time if you've actually lost
Starting point is 00:49:41 She don't lose right now actually like accomplish something in your life and change your mindset and because she couldn't go on my friend like that health wise and I'm like well so I do kind of think she may have not and that's the thing that she's most angry about your honor I object now with Ross I would say this with Ross this is how I look at it well he's been losing weight for like four years and Ross was on the path. And Ross had lost weight before when he had that whole thing with Gwyneth Paltrow. When Gwyneth Paltrow heard his feelings, they were like very close and Gwyneth Paltrow
Starting point is 00:50:15 told him he's like getting like heavy again or something. And he was like, okay, I hear your guts now. I'm just paraphrasing that, but he did get offended and he and he lost weight He he I we have already seen Ross lose a significant amount of weight and get very healthy Pre-o-Zempick, so it's I would 100% believe if he says he's not on a Zempick isn't because we've seen him do that for we have never in our lives I've been watching Kyle since she's five years old and watch her in the woods with Betty Davis I know what her body looks like okay, so good.. I know what her body looks like. So good. So good. I know exactly what her body looks like all through her teenage years, all through her early 20s, all through her 30s, her 40s, and now into her 50s, I know exactly what her body
Starting point is 00:50:53 looks like and know that is not something that she's ever been able to achieve. She's, you know, and I'm super happy for her. She's like so happy. She's so, so, so thin than she's ever been and she's like living and it's like great. I love them wearing up Betty Davis because I remember where I was when I realized something.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I remember the bedroom I was in. Me too. I remember what it was. It was when I realized early seasons of real half as a Beverly Hills that the dynamic between Kim Richards and Kyle Richards was whatever happened to Baby Jay.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Ooh. Yes. Ooh. Yes. The blonde who was the star was Betty Davis, Kim Richards. She was the bigger star and everything. But then later in life, she got a little boozy.
Starting point is 00:51:41 And her sister, Kyle Richards became the big star and then she got jealous and put her in a wheelchair. But if you've ever seen that movie, it's so, you know, and I'm writing, I know only like gay men over 55, but they even appreciate this. And that is exactly what came back. And they were like, oh my god, yes. Let me tell you something. Fara allegedly has called off her engagement. This is coming from Face Reality 16.
Starting point is 00:52:16 They're on this and said they've been told that it's been over since April. She's not wearing her ring. I had heard this, Fara is her daughter with first husband but she's you know featured in Mauricio's buying Beverly Hills show and she had an engagement on the first season, second season's coming back and I had heard that you know rumblings about him being a cheater. Her fiance. Oh that's too bad. But anyway it's probably not engaged. They're all ony-ot together.
Starting point is 00:52:46 And the other thing that's going on from the same, you know, dimwaw or whoever's coming in with it, allegedly, Mauricio is prancing around Italy and saying, I'm very much single. Ooh. Oh. And I have also heard from two other sources that know the marriage between Kyle and Mauricio
Starting point is 00:53:10 is definitely over. Now, will they really get divorced? Or do they, I mean, Kat, if you're on vacation together, then you have businesses together. And you're not fingering more in good way. I don't know why you'd bother getting divorced. Like, why don't you just roll it out if you're OK,ering more in good way i don't know why you'd bother getting divorced like watches roll it out if you can well i think it's less in less than italy
Starting point is 00:53:29 no they're all in italy together oh kiles there too yeah they're all together having a family vacation on yacht but he's saying he's single when he goes off the off allegedly would you want to stay if he was getting with italian women off the out or you wouldn't care no i don't mean i i't know, but what from what I recently heard that no, they will go through with it, but I still think they might not get divorced. I still think they might not, because I think they'll just be like, until one of them really
Starting point is 00:54:02 falls in love and wants to be with somebody else. But in the meantime I think they can kind of just like live their separate lives and kind of have fun. But I but I also heard a lot for a long time. I also feel there's been rumors about him forever. Well, maybe not that she's gay, she's just a kid. Yeah, I mean, I'm just kidding. I know you're not gay, Kyle. We've heard so many so many rumors about him forever forever
Starting point is 00:54:25 Never just and kind of a bummer that they're breaking up sides both teams. That's too bad. Oh, you have Marisa. Just rumors Oh, that's hot. Well if we're all doing everything then they're both being gay then Yeah, then it cares then we can be friends, but I do feel sad who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that?
Starting point is 00:54:50 Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that?
Starting point is 00:54:58 Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? Who knows that? with cheating allegations during the engagement party. If they had an engagement party, the girl thinks she's bearing a billionaire.
Starting point is 00:55:07 And he was like, hi, thank you everybody for coming. We're so excited to go on our trip. And you can go with your whammer! Like literally everyone's like, what? So yeah, that's what happened. A millionaire banker has been caught on camera, accusing his ex-fiance, accusing his his fiance of being a cheater at their glitzy engagement party in northern Italy.
Starting point is 00:55:30 That's pretty iconic. I mean, I love the, I mean, why can't I get invited to an engagement party in Italy where that guy came to know? Everybody was just dumbfounded and was like, what the hell? And then it was like, I think it's amazing because if you're this billionaire and here you thought this girl was really few. And by the way, no Lauren Sanchez, okay? This girl, no offense, she's a fine looking person, but she's not.
Starting point is 00:55:58 So he's probably like, oh my God, here I am marrying someone who's on my level of cuteness, even though I'm have a billion dollars. Yeah. And this frickin' bitch is screwing someone, but I think she's being like, oh my God, I didn't, you know? But she looks cute in that back. She looks like a little kidder there.
Starting point is 00:56:17 But anyway, she's saying, I don't know what she's saying, but that's the story. I've never been to a wedding that, you know, had been canceled the night before or maybe some big dramatic moment or like that song. What's that song that's about walking in on, you know that wedding song that's like, like, I can't tell, to hurt you. They're on a way, Brad. Yeah, like, and it's like I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't tell, I can't hurt you. God, they're on a way, Brad. Yeah, and it's like, couldn't you at least have the courtesy to shut the door? It's about a groom who walks in on his girlfriend or wife, fucking the best man.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I mean, I've never been able to, I've never been to any event where anything exciting happens. Oh, I just remembered one. What? I was friends with a girl who was an actress, actually Rosa Blossie. She's an actress. She's happily remarried. She wrote a book about it. And her husband, she found out, I don't think she knew at the time.
Starting point is 00:57:20 She found out later on that her best, her bride's maid, slept with the husband the night of the wedding. The night of the wedding. The Boucherl party. No, not of the wedding. Oh, wow. Full blown night of the wedding. And some of my parents, the book is called Jock Itch. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:38 And it was, it definitely was true. And he was like a professional football or baseball player. And everyone's wasted and he scrouted on the best bridesmaid made of honor. Awful. Yeah. Awful. I just thought this was kind of great.
Starting point is 00:57:59 This came from this website or Instagram called Facts. I couldn't leave it on crews all of us all of his x-wise he divorced when they turn thirty three meami rogers was older than he so he divorced her when she was thirty three then he divorced no cold kidman when she was thirty three Katie homes he divorced she when they were thirty three and each is eleven years younger than last so right now that his current ex-wife's are sixty six fifty five and Katie is forty four
Starting point is 00:58:30 oh wow and that's Jesus at the time that's a three so at this rate his next wife will have to be will have to be thirty three it'll be a short wedding yeah claptop divorce or that same year or she can be 30 and he can say with Everything. No, he has 11 years younger. Oh, he just 11 years. It's got to get it and get out It's a weird a weird Scientology mouth problem. Yeah, so he so the current wife If he wants to keep the street going get us do a quickie marriage
Starting point is 00:59:00 Vegas 33 year old and divorce. I was watching Real Housewives of New York, the new one, and there's this new, well, they're all new, but this woman named Jussle, and she's talking to her husband and how she wants him to pay all this money. They have twins, 65,000 each, to go to preschool or whatever at some school. And they're trying to fill out their form about how great they are.
Starting point is 00:59:21 And by the way, I don't think she's that smart because she was like, my children are socially inept. And he's like, I don't think that's that smart because she was like, my children are socially inept and he's like, I don't think that's a good thing. She's like, no, that's a good, and they had to look it up. But anyway, one other thing she said was, we have to go to this school. I mean, this is where Tom Cruise sends his kids to school. I mean, don't you want to associate with those people? I'm like, Tom Cruise hasn't seen Surrey in like 12 years. You're not gonna run into Tom Cruise, and that's not the reason you should ever go to a school.
Starting point is 00:59:51 And don't you think, doesn't she know where she been living that Tom Cruise's kids go to Scientology School? Do you think that's- No, not anymore. No, but that's just people who are older. No, but Surrey, I think went there once they left Tom Cruise,
Starting point is 01:00:05 but then Tom Cruise never has seen her in years and years. And now she's like 16 and like driving. Which is so crazy. You know how people have bumper stickers on their cars? Like mom of honor child or whatever. Do you think that she would have like mom of a nept children and think that like she's doing something amazing? Mom of a socially a nept children? Yeah, mom of a nept children and think that like she's doing something amazing. Mom of a socially
Starting point is 01:00:25 nept children? Yeah mom of a neps. Just then think that she's like yeah mm-hmm yeah we have a watch that show so I don't know. Okay that was just for fun. Princess Charlene of Monaco is reportedly living in Switzerland and only seeing her husband Prince Alvet by appointment. Albert the pedophile? Is he a pedophile too? Or is he Prince Albert? Is that Albert of England or Albert? Oh Andrew, Andrew, excuse me. I love Heather. Is he a pedophile? I don't even know, I don't even know why I put this in here. I just think. I wish we could have a Switzerland. Really, I mean, look at him. Are you really bomb that you to just meet him by appointment. There was like, I can't spend more time with you. There was like, I'm a princess.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Let me just go shop around. I don't need to like tickle your bald head if like, you don't want to see me. Who cares? I thought there was one of these stories where she kind of went, I don't know if it's this couple though, where she kind of went missing and left there like four kids with him.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Well, that's right. There is something juicy about that. Yeah. And so she's in Switzerland, but the kids, and it's like she's gone. And no one's sure if she, I'm not sure if it's this charlene. I feel like it is though. And Albert is the son of Princess Grace. Yes.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Oh. Yeah. Oh, OK. And she just kind of like disappeared and left the children. So you're kind of like, oh, there was a time when he was kind of like the hot, I remember in like people magazine all the time, like he was like the Leonardo DiCaprio of his time, like, who, who is he dating? Who's he going to marry? Like, he always had a hot young thing because it was like Prince of Monaco and he was kind of fun and like, yeah. Let's talk about Kanye's wife.
Starting point is 01:02:10 So apparently, Italy wants to like arrest her for indecent exposure. Yeah, I'm like, she is forced to wear, now right now her hair is black. It's slicked down with like, like, oil from the car on her head. Meanwhile, Kanye is all dressed up in 12 layers of clothes where there's another story about that. According to radar, it's a serious.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Serious stench, Kanye West's wife Bianca turned off by ex-billionaires hygiene sources claim. Kanye West's choice of fashion, which involves heavy layers, even in summer, is reportedly affecting his hygiene and becoming significant concern to his new wife Bianca. Sources claim that the smell becomes particularly pronounced when he takes off these layers. His previous wife, Kim Kardashian, also allegedly had issues with this hygiene. Additionally, Kanye is currently facing issues related to his, okay, this is the things, but I just want to say, he's walking around barefoot. That was like last week.
Starting point is 01:03:17 He made her go barefoot. Then he put her in the see-through nylon things and she's forced to do that. He puts her in that Yes, totally and then she's like these weird. This look what she's wearing the Butterbutt and it's like nude Nailons and then she has these weird white pumps on that look like the heels about to break She has a full nip out and so Italy is a more conservative country as it is and then he's dressed like he has no shoes on but he has socks he's and they're at a vending machine they're at a vending machine what is what is what is he have a bit of I don't know what is the deal and people were like looking into
Starting point is 01:03:58 her and they're like oh my god look what she used to look like she was pretty she had friends she went to school. What does she have? What does she have? What is it she's talking about? She was choosing her own outfits with this story. I didn't know. No, like here's another one.
Starting point is 01:04:13 She's wearing white tights in a G string with the same weird white pumps. Those pumps are not. She just happened to walk around like that. Like I just imagine like, what are we doing today, master? Why? Okay, we're gonna walk around Italy. So put on your nylons.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Can I just, can I put anything over? No. You know what's weird about it too? Is that he's dressed like, let's for example, like you know, a woman who wears like a full burka. Yes, that's what he's wearing. He's doing that. But he's making her be completely. And it's so bizarre.
Starting point is 01:04:49 It's so bizarre. He's going through his original super Christian stage. There's a classic scene between he and Kim when they were still marrying and she was going to the met. And she was wearing that gold like and she wore her wet. It looked like it was supposed to look like she just walked out of water. And she had the tiny waist. She looked like, it was supposed to look like she just walked out of water. And she had the tiny waist.
Starting point is 01:05:07 She wasn't as thin as she was when she went with Pete Davidson, but she was, you know, always thin. Tiny waist, dripping wet. And he's like, I don't think you should be wearing that. Like, you're a mother of four. And she's like, hey, I appreciate you're going through like Christian journey or whatever, but like, don't tell me the night before
Starting point is 01:05:23 you knew I was wearing this, we discussed it, and now you're putting me in a bad mood. It's not like I didn't knew outfit at Nordstrom. I'm going to the Met Ball tomorrow. And I always remember just being like, that was a very real scene of a couple that is not gonna make it. Like they were complete learned.
Starting point is 01:05:39 And I could understand her frustration of being like, you dressed me, you were into this stuff, and now you're acting like, and then meanwhile now he's super conservative and making the new wife walk around Italy with her butthole hanging out. And her nips, she'll be. The pepperoni nipples rocking out.
Starting point is 01:05:57 It's so weird. Like look at this. What the hell? Wait, hold on, sorry. And then they're walking all around and the people and like you got to just wear a nylon's on her head. So she looks like a walking condom.
Starting point is 01:06:12 What is he, what? I just don't even get that. Yeah, why is she tying old nylon's on her head? That is blood. I mean, they're new silons. And then like really and then you have to and then it's like,
Starting point is 01:06:27 hey, uh, hey little saint at your at your uh soccer game today at henchills, your dad and your step mom Bianca are going to show up with the orn slices. I mean, you're conspiring these weird heels walking through the grass and I mean, I mean, I mean through the grass and I mean uh...
Starting point is 01:06:45 i mean these and i'm here just when you get married just also imagine what they'll be like as a next husband that's very important especially if you have kids you don't have kids it's a clean getaway but that's right or cleaner getaway how do you feel about lizzo and what do you think it happened with her future to remind people
Starting point is 01:07:03 lizzo's uh's dancers were not happy because she fat-chamed them, and she made them work too hard, and she humiliated them. And then she took them to a sex show in Amsterdam, and where the girls would put bananas in themselves. And then she would say, take the banana out, or eat the banana with the this spaghetti like the lady of the tramp. Yeah you mean like they would put one in one mouth and one mouth in
Starting point is 01:07:28 another and then they would come together. Yeah so they put it in your vagina and then be like that and then the person would have to come up with banana. Oh he did. Uh huh. Yeah. I just want to have you worked a long right. So I'm out I'm drinking. I don't really want to banana. It's like that. Right now. No. You know what I mean? Like, that's the snack I have to have out of your vagina.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Banana. She's like, oh, can we just put it? Well, what do we think is going on with her in her future? Because, you know, Beyonce gave her a shout out. Oh, she needs to take accountability. She needs to take accountability. I mean, listen to me. We are involved in a, in a, in a, in a work drama.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Right. Where, where allegations, not all parties agree on the truth. And have been accused of, I don't... I think if the Michael Jackson musical is a hit and people go, I think she's going to be able to come back just fine. I just think she's got to go away for a's gonna be able to come back just fine I just think she's got to go away for like a little bit and then just come back with new music And I think that's what's gonna happen. I think she needs to stop treating people like shit No, she did yeah, I think it was I was clear that she was like she's trying to like keep this like lay it like
Starting point is 01:08:40 Yeah, even though she got them already singer Have people forget this happened Come come out with a song hopefully she comes back and learns how to treat people differently definitely if she doesn't and she should pay them yeah yeah like don't be a fucking bitch there you go um... have firefly quick fryer
Starting point is 01:09:00 fast fire firefest he is back he's out of jail this is billy mcfarlan as you remember this is where all the models got paid to say come to the festival even though they had no intention of coming all these young people went they were promised for she and gourmet food they got
Starting point is 01:09:19 this sandwich with the cheese people wrote about it it was it's too documentaries about it so people wrote about it. It was two documentaries about it. So many documentaries about it. Also, I'm also looking forward to a documentary about something I'm not already aware of. I don't need to see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard covered that. No. Don't need to see the Kim and Kanye divorce covered that. Don't need to see when Tindley Mornon amor was an it girl in the two thousand why is there nothing to watch right now i don't know how to dox man he's a good doc yeah like snuffing good yeah nothing good also i hope they all
Starting point is 01:09:59 i'm sorry would you would you spend money on the fire fest which we did just talk to documentaries that he literally did that? I mean, yes, I think it's going to be I Listen, I think people will go what's it gonna be? I think we will go just for the story Yeah, if it's great. It's go if it's bad They're either content creators will go buy a ticket and be like I just want to document it and make my own documentary or or gain a bunch of TikTok followers when I say okay you guys are going to fire festival and it probably won't be a flop it'll probably be
Starting point is 01:10:32 okay this time and he lost a bunch of weight in prison and he is really feeling himself again he's like it wasn't a cent bit yeah I was in that's right I was sucking jail yeah god down I come out now everybody's right. I was sucking jail. Yeah. God down. I come out now. Everybody's skinny. I thought I was going to look frickin hot. Um, height speaking of being skinny, Heidi Klum. So what's that? How do you stay so thin, Heidi Klum? And she said 900 calories a day in which freaked out people. Wow. But that's tracks. Yeah. You got to be, you got to really start yourself when you're as when you start getting older, I mean, listen, you get to have a reason a day.
Starting point is 01:11:07 If you especially if you want a glass of wine, that's it, that's just the truth. People always ask me, I'm like, it's not healthy, but that's what's up. Like, you can't eat. You don't reason a day. Yeah, and then a lot of vodka. But you, you know, if you don't have vodka or wine,
Starting point is 01:11:20 if you don't drink, you can eat a little more. But you, you know, and it was, I learned it from Elizabeth Hurley. She's the one who said, she drinks her calories and she eats very little. I'm like, okay, well, I mean, it becomes harder and harder to, I don't know, and Heidi Clems pretty tall, but yeah, I mean, I, 100% believe she does not have
Starting point is 01:11:40 any kind of stuff. I mean, she's so funny. I mean, she's so funny. I mean, she's so funny. I mean, she's so funny. I mean, I mean, I, I mean, I, 100% believe she does not have any kind of stuff. I mean, she's so funny. I mean, she sees tomatoes and this is also a plate of fruit. I love it. Pack your nice and go. I love to eat tomatoes. Whole is, we have this in Germany.
Starting point is 01:11:51 We have a whole plate of tomatoes. We, and then we eat, what is that? Then we eat blue, a blueberry, and kiwi salad. But that's it. I don't eat that anymore, isn't that? And besides her being a story about you going, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I think that you are so funny, I the set and she's like, I think that you are so funny, the story about you going to walk your dog, I have dogs, it's so relatable. You're like, it's not a good impression, but whatever.
Starting point is 01:12:38 No, it was good. Who cares? Okay, I want to ask you this question. This dying wife asked her husband if this is just like on, you know, some side or something. This can't be real. No, I think it's not a real story, but it is a good story. But it's a good story. The guy who asked her husband her last wish, her make a wish, okay, is to bone an X. Oh,
Starting point is 01:13:04 she asked the current husband. Yeah, would you mind? I'm going to die. Can I bone this X? Here's my answer. Yeah. Kill yourself. Kill yourself now. Goodbye. Goodbye, kill yourself. You imagine. You're like, no, well, is it before after I clean out your bedpair? Do I Do I have to keep, what do you imagine if you're like, and can you also blow out my hair? Yeah. Because I'm meeting my ex and I need you to give me a sponge bath. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:32 I need you to shave my pubes. I need you to light some candles, I blow out my hair and then open the door for my ex boyfriend because his deck was better than yours and... I've been thinking about him every night since we've been together I mean I think that's about the biggest thing you could tell a care guy. I can't even deal with it I can't even do with it. I can't even do with it. I can't imagine though like being terminally ill and being like, you know what I want my ex-boyfriend
Starting point is 01:14:00 One last time with him. Well, I don't, you know, I always thought it was like, I remember when Melissa ethridge had cancer. And right after she recovered, she broke up with her wife at the time. Tammy Lynn, we smoked that cancer pot and we got violently too high at Melissa ethridge's home. Oh, that's right. Yeah. You went to her home.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Yes. And she'd cancer pot. I said, if your pot was legal, or right around the time, no, it was illegal her home. Yes. And she'd cancer, probably says if your four-part was legal, or right around the time that, no, it was illegal. Tealegal. And she had, but it was a medicinal marijuana was legal and she had plenty of it. And it was very strong.
Starting point is 01:14:33 And it was four cancer patients. And so she was still with her wife at the time. Who invited us over? But I do think it's always interesting, because I always think it's like, it's always like, oh my god, it's such a beautiful story. This person recovered from cancer and their spouse. But I feel like just as many times as it brings a couple closer, it will also break them
Starting point is 01:14:56 apart for two reasons. One, either the cancer victim feels that, wow, like you really didn't step up. Or thanks for stepping up, but life is short and I wanna live it without you. Like, I think it's like such a weird thing. And so, there was a podcast that I interviewed, the host of it, it was called Dying for Sex, it's gonna be a TV show.
Starting point is 01:15:22 And it was about this girl who was married, but maybe didn't really honestly have that grade of a marriage, but was married, and was terminal. And she did be like, sorry, husband, just go away. And because I haven't had a lot of great sex in my life, and I want to have all the sex. I want to have the gay sex, the three-some-sets that hot me to hot guy, random fantasy. I want to have like every
Starting point is 01:15:50 single thing that I have not done. I think that just shows that person's just non-love with the person that they're with. Well I think if you're in love with the person you're with you just think that we're gonna spend that we're gonna spend all my time with you and all my time with you and all my time with you. I wouldn't even be that you haven't had right you wouldn't be thinking about anything else. Yeah So now I really want to sex swing where someone then beats me with a whip. I never had that I mean I believe in heaven you know so at that point I'd be like I'm not gonna go I'm not gonna screw up
Starting point is 01:16:21 My scorecard at this point to go be a big hoe. Yeah, no, because then I could spend the rest of my life in purgatory or in hell. I'd rather just leave an exemplatory life like I've been doing and care and and if we all are dust in the wind that's the gamble I'm worth taking. But I guess if you don't believe that there's any kind of morality and it doesn't matter and it doesn't matter that you're hurting your spouse or maybe your spouse is like hey, I was never in love with you either like go Yeah, what if you on go go what if you were you were be able to be honest and you'd be like I'm terminal I'm not loving you and
Starting point is 01:16:58 Let's break up and then you wouldn't even have to tell that person what you're doing you just break up And then you go and live your best, I guess, three some life. I don't remember. You can look it up. It's a... And then do something like that. Okay. What is that? I was just curious if she, at that point too, like if you're point to like heaven or, you know, like the car mix cycle or whatever,
Starting point is 01:17:20 it's like, I don't know where she's this woman or, you know, what she looks like or what her deal is, but I don't know where she's going woman or what she looks like or what her deal is, but I don't know where she's going to find all these different willing dictates. You're going to end up with married men is what you're going to end up with. So you aren't going to, your carmer cycle is going to hurt because those are the ones who are going to be ready to do this crap unless you're off with sex workers, which okay, but like there aren't that many. No, I mean, when was the last time we saw an episode of that Emmy award with award would show uh... chicola it was during people's couch and that was the uh... show my god
Starting point is 01:17:50 what a goal yeah well always that blonde haired guy god we used to do clips from that for chussy lately too yeah and i would watch it i mean showtime was essentially my porn because there was a-
Starting point is 01:18:05 A Cat House one. Queer, Queer's folk on Showtime. There was the L word. Right. There was Cat House HBO. With Airplane Annie. I thought that was a Showtime, but what made it our HBO? And then there was the Jigalow Show,
Starting point is 01:18:18 which was about male hookers living in Las Vegas. And we, somebody I know knew one of the showrunners and it was, I was like, wait a minute. Like these girls are just willing to, they're basically doing a porn. Yeah. Except for showtime. And you know what? I know someone who's this, I got you bees. We know.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Listen. Listen, listen, uh, uh, Garagos. Yeah. As Bethany, go find the women that screwed the Jigalos for 2010 on the classic. Like how far back are they going to find these people for like this class action lawsuit it's good point that's a great one though rock a love ooo flavor of love i think i think that with those those aren't going to be as uh... as effective because what she's really upset about is that
Starting point is 01:19:18 then taking it into streaming now for a couple of love has a resurgence of all those old episodes they will then that's when they they jump on the thing. Yeah. Jump on the class action. Because now they're not going to get any compensation. I just get it, got a check of how many times white chicks was played in Germany in Spain.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Ooh. And it was so many times. And it was $10.38. Yes. So what I'm saying is union or not, even if someone enjoying a show that you did 10 years ago, it's not going to be enough to live on today unless you were friends and you were making a million. But even then they negotiated that for themselves because they knew it
Starting point is 01:20:06 might be their one and only time to hit a top and a syndicated shows different than and i don't even know there's exist anymore uh... i wanted to let you know that this awful person that i thought this would make you happy he is going to present because not only did he kill
Starting point is 01:20:24 wild animals but he also killed his wife. Whoa! And he made it look like she accidentally shot herself while she was packing her gun after her adaprican safari. By Larry. So she was like... Hold on a minute, pack my dad. I got it. and and already and it was like he made it look like as she was putting it in the carry on suitcase or whatever you do with the rifle i don't know that then it shot her and so it was yes she was shot
Starting point is 01:20:57 but it was accidental and it took years this is 2016 but he is going to prison for how did they ever prove it any idea i've watched this documentary to see how they I know i mean i guess some type of like you know the line of the gun power you know all that kind of stuff And i think probably would have been hard because it wasn't i think in Africa where it oh Is that well apparently there are both there were Zambia why they're on a hunting trip in Zambia It was sent to slyph in prison on Monday with multiple news outlets well she was on the trip to so by bitch yeah sorry twelve gauge yeah by uh...
Starting point is 01:21:31 oh god update on this i really don't even know what's going on with this jona hell the jona hell he had the girlfriend who is a surfer who said can you please stop wearing baiting suits when you serve and talking to people in the ocean unless they are a shark. Stop talking to people in the ocean.
Starting point is 01:21:51 I am, you know, we always flirt with people in the ocean. And then now he, so now, but now her name is Serb Rady and she now claims that she was hospitalized on an involuntary mental hold and treated like a street dog just weeks after accusing the act of emotional abuse. So what, someone came through a picture up and involuntary mental hold? So it's not making her case look very normal. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:22:17 But we did have the, we did have the, the three, the receipts of the housewives would say of their conversation. But the defenders of Jonah Hill were like, hey, he's saying these are my boundaries. I don't like, you know, I don't like it if you're posting photos or wearing this or when I'm not around and I don't like hanging out with other guys. And if you don't like it, you can go. Other people are saying nobody should ever be able to say that to you. I do believe, I mean, whatever. So now people are saying, well, now you really, now we really are pro,
Starting point is 01:22:52 Jonah Hill, because she's a crazy bitch. She's a gold digging thirst bucket that came in and was parading around and driving him crazy and listen, I'm not some Jonah Hill fan, but I definitely thought it was very classless that she put those receipts out. And now she's being treated like a street dog and some involuntary mental hold. I mean, she's constantly the victim of something.
Starting point is 01:23:16 Yes, and also, I want to just get this out. Wippie Goldberg addresses her sexuality after Raven Simone says she gives lesbian vibes. I agree. I think we all agree. I think the world agrees. She along with pink. Yep. And I know some people are very controversial, but another one of mine is Kelly Clarkson. For just future women that I think would be happy to be with women. But Alicia Keys is top of my list. Okay. Yep. just future women that I think would be happy to be with women but Alicia Keys is top of my list okay yeah I don't know I mean I'm very bad at it but
Starting point is 01:23:57 also it's so annoying but would be Goldberg by the way yes I mean I don't she came on on a lesbian cruise that I worked on okay, and she performed and How was a stand-up as good as Shady as it? You mean Julie's The thing is with whoopie Goldberg Is that she pretends as though she doesn't understand why lesbians think she's a lesbian. And this was at the show even.
Starting point is 01:24:33 So she's acting like, I can't believe, like I'm doing these cruises and just all these lesbians. I mean, I don't know what, you know, thank you for having me here, but I don't know why y'all think that, and it's like, you don't know why, you know, thank you for having me here, but I don't know why y'all think that, um, and it's like, you don't know why. You think we all think, listen, we love whoopee, whoopee's a national treasure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:54 But bitch, come on. Again. I definitely don't think she's actively a lesbian, because I honestly think she's too lazy to hire. I really do. She talks about how tired and lazy she is all the time. She has said, the only reason I'm doing this show is because it's a check. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:11 I mean, I think she's good on the show. I enjoy her. But anyway, she clarified that while she isn't a lesbian, she has many lesbian friends, like Julie Goldman. And as portrayed, lesbian characters on TV uh... she said raywood some own shared her own feelings of attraction towards goal bird
Starting point is 01:25:33 uh... they worked together on the view and the conversation was like hearted uh... anyway uh... yeah i mean she will be goldberg has historically gone with them. She's got a famous man, Ted Danson, Frank Langella. And Ted Danson, that was another thing that wasn't a great career move along with Rical going on,
Starting point is 01:25:55 Beth and his fight cast was how fun the two of them thought it would be since they were an interracial couple for him to go in blackface to the Friars Club. Yeah, yeah. And. And I don't know. Sometimes you just, and it's always, there's certain people throughout history were, you know, whether it's Kathy Griffin when she thought this will really be a big hit. Oh, yeah. The Trump has. To take to the Trump bloody head and she went to bed that night and she just couldn't wake. And just so excited to wake up the next morning, like, oh, this is cool.
Starting point is 01:26:26 The world's going to be on my side and this is going to be the greatest and it was a big flop. And the only time I had that big of a flop of really misjudging how something's going to land was in my sparey house. We in a sparey house back in the 90s, people would have thought everybody was anorexicropolymic and there were these rumors. Oh, the DGs every year have to, urban myths every year they have to redo their pipes or whatever. Because of all the vomiting, all the vomiting. So I was like, clearly not everybody is a
Starting point is 01:27:01 bulimic. I really didn't take everybody was bulimic. Yeah, some of us are an Mexico. Or not, or whatever. So anyway, we went to Mexico on spring break and we're at a restaurant or whatever. And just like how they have the bodies walking across the street or running like two people trying to cross the border, you know how those things like watch for like a mom and a kid running across the street or crossing street with an ex don't watch you
Starting point is 01:27:26 Yeah, we go to this bar and there's all these things I've a figure like that of a girl puke Oh, don't puke in this toilet. Well, I thought that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and I took a photo of it And the next all shaking shaking now not a comedian comedian, but this is my senior year of college. And I literally was like every Friday I'd wake up and we'd recap the Thursday night. And I was like, how do I make this a career? And it took a long time to get there. But I was like, how do I make this career of just being
Starting point is 01:27:59 recapping and making fun of things? So I went to the one-hour photo, and I printed out the photo, and then I went to the kinkos, and I made all these flyers. And then I woke up very early, or at night, and I put them in all the bathroom so that when you would go to the bathroom, if you were to puke, you would see it facing the puke. Not if you were going to go sit only if you
Starting point is 01:28:25 and i went to bed like Rachel and uh... like Rachel and Bethany or that or uh... gold will be all bird or ten dancing or you know catholic and her you know after her photoshoots just tingling with
Starting point is 01:28:43 excitement all i woke up the next morning i come down to breakfast I've been in her after her photo shoot. Just tingling with excitement. I woke up the next morning, but I come down to breakfast. And these girls are so horrified. And they're like, it's fucking disgusting. Who the fuck is making fun of an eating disorder? Who would do this? This is awful. Now, I had only shared with three girls.
Starting point is 01:29:04 And I go, I know it's absolutely terrible. And I go running up the stairs and I like shut the door to like, we take it to the grave! Don't tell anybody! This is not funny! People actually have eating disorders and this is not fucking funny. So... Did they take it to the grave? Well, they took it to the grave.
Starting point is 01:29:25 I eventually shared it like in my book, I think, or I've said it on the show before. Like, no, but you never told when you stole it. No, we were there. While we were there, nobody knew. Nobody knew. And so I'm just saying, as anyone ever brought it up, like Heather, I can't believe that was you that did that. Like later.
Starting point is 01:29:42 We've like talked about jokingly talk about things that I, yeah. But like, no, I mean, yes, you know, well, you yourself, you yourself, but not evergreen. You yourself, but not evergreen. And not, or something that might have been funny, or something that you might have thought is funny. Truly when people say, I did not intend to hurt someone's feelings
Starting point is 01:29:58 with a joke. Truly 99% of the time that is true. But you were not Belie Mcs, so you didn't think anyone else was Belimic. You thought it was just stupid and religious. I thought it might have been people, but I thought it was like, you know, like everybody, like, come on, you know, like,
Starting point is 01:30:15 stopping so dramatically. Like, yeah, like the room, this room, or something, and then the room, like, people, you know, throw up in bags and they go behind this building. And like, there was all these like, urban, like, how bad it had gotten. Maybe it was. I don't know. I see those good, same girls now. They had kids. They're at the games. They look okay. They're doing a Zempek. But maybe they, maybe they're reputed. I don't know. You know, I'm sure it existed. By the way, it was really just a warning sign that the I mean, I don't know, even if you had believe me, it could still be funny. I mean, am I crazy? I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to throw up and I see a signing up.
Starting point is 01:30:57 And I throw it anyway. I don't know. Girls, maybe it's me. When you have your one reason tonight. Yes. Yeah. And when somebody else might be having an actual meal, and they want to lick, and they want to enjoy a little more brand in Julie for themselves. How can they get in on the fun that everyone's talking about? They can go to Julie and Brandy.com, Brandy with a Y. And all of our podcasts are listed there. We are encouraging people to go to our Patreon podcasts, where we can be free to be ourselves.
Starting point is 01:31:34 And we just do fun things. We don't do like, we're not like a specific thing, right? We like to do weird shit, and our trips and our adventures, and nothing, you know what I mean? Yeah, I love it. Yeah. And I have my Patreon, which is going to drop Friday, in which I'll tell you what I really think of Brandy and Julie. And if you want to get the real scoop, get it.
Starting point is 01:31:59 Right when the door shuts, I'm going to turn on the recorder. Yeah. Of course, I always talk about things that are more personal on there, and as well as just extra content. And so that's it, Heather McDowell.net. And just everybody, of course you'll be back soon. And love you.
Starting point is 01:32:18 And we'll go on. Have fun. And everything will be fabulous. Let's just go out, have a cocktail and shake it off and get back to. Shake it off, shake it off. Just like Taylor Swift. That's right.
Starting point is 01:32:33 We're gonna make lemonade. You're gonna make some lemonade. We're gonna shake it off. Speaking of lemonade, I do have one last scoop I forgot to tell you. I heard from a very good source that just recently at a grammar party Beyonce insisted at the last minute there will be no female bartenders
Starting point is 01:32:52 because the husband was going to be there Jay-Z. Oh. So, wow. She's still upset about that elevator situation. But she knows how to make the lemonade and so do you. Thank you.

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