Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Britney, JLo, Real Housewives, Sisterwives with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

The hilarious Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are here! Britney Spears commented on Sabrina Carpenter. Hacks won Emmy’s! Was Courtney Love always right about Dave Grohl after all? JLo and Ben had brunch with their kids. Lady Gaga exposes jealous bitches from her college and I can relate. Ozempic for pets could be a thing soon. RHOM Dr. Nicole quits. Real Housewives are charging for photos. RHSLC Meredith has an unusual health issue. So funny! Enjoy!  Go to https://TheOuai.com and use promo code JUICY for 15% off any product. Go to https://Hungryroot.com/JUICYSCOOP, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Go to https://Ro.Co/JUICYSCOOP. Memberships start at just $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate. Go to https://Ro.Co/safety for black box warning and full safety information. Compounded medication is not required to and does not receive FDA review or approval. Rx only. Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo. Hannah McDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. While you're in for a treat, I have your favorite girls Brandi Howard, Julie Goldman, stars of Dumb Gay Podcast, stars of This Saturday Night at the Venetian in Las Vegas you are joining the juicy scoop live experience with myself girls how excited are we we're pretty excited we are going Friday we We have big plans. Yellow Flower is coming. Drakey Poo is coming.

The five of us are going to go to a real nice dinner. And then we are going to do something real exciting. I can't wait. It's like girls trip. Girls trip. Am I right? Yes. And then you'll be able to hear about it

if you're lucky enough to be in the live show because the live show, we're really gonna let it rip. And then all my dates are at heatherringdahl.net. And well, you know, some people did ask, I thought Julie was going to be in Boston, though they're thrilled because blue eyed Chris Frangiola will be there. Ooh.

But I just didn't want things swirling around that we're no longer friends. Right. That we have a career. I do have a career. A career opportunity that made sense for you not to be able to come to Boston. And any chance obviously to be in the Juicy Scoop experience obviously and certain Boston my hometown which I really wanted really wanted to go but we got We got this show that we couldn't turn down and Brandi and I are going to Portland, Oregon for a full month And we're working on a show called killer burlesque I will be hosting it and it's gonna be six shows a week and it's already true. It's it's it's pretty It's something it is something that people should be look it up killer burlesque calm

It is it's like 80s horror movies. It's gonna be writing You know the hosting section the dances are done. They're very sexy fun Dangerous, you know look at 80s horror movie can't be I love it We're doing all the hosting stuff, and it's we've already it, it's gonna be really, really fun. But you know what they say, it's like if you wanna book something, plan a vacation. Right, right. Every time, like I'll be like, you know what,

I'm gonna throw this box away because when I do, I'm gonna need it immediately. Yeah. And like, and of course, we were so excited to. Oh, I mean, the level that we will plan to try and get on every show that you do. And then of course, who would have ever thought this would come around?

Not in a million years, just out of the blue. Well, you know, when you're that talented, girls, it all works out, though. It all works out. So last night was the Emmys. None of us were there. Not yet. Hey, not yet.

Not yet, but Hacks won, which I love. And I love that I did not realize the guy that plays the agent was one of the creators. Yeah. And he said, you know, it was hard to when we were pitching this show about a woman over 60 who's a comedian and her being the lead. And so I loved what he said because he's like, yeah, I hope to be an older male lead one day. And I do think TV is moving in that way

and realizing that there's this whole huge audience that are TV watchers and are excited to see themselves portrayed and their lives portrayed. And so I think this is great. Of course, we love the show. It's so good. And Guy Branum was one of the writers that I saw him holding an Emmy.

So, yeah, really, really fun. But I was invited to a little something last night. And I just, I said, Heather, what are you doing? You've got Brandon Julie coming in. You need to record on Monday morning for a killer Tuesday juicy scoop. Sorry. So I had to, I could not go to the one Emmy party

I was invited to. So there you go. That seems very out of character for you. It is a little, but it's not. It's just like Peter wasn't dead. I just kind of didn't have anyone to go with. Like I was just, and I'm like, what am I doing? I'm not on a TV show.

I've done all this. The lack of FOMO was surprising. You've really grown. I was just like so happy to be like In my bed. Yeah, I'll tell you what I watched as we get into the rest of stuff Well, we'll be there next year But look, so we talked about this last time you guys were here and you're very horny for Meryl Streep and Martin Short to be Boning and you know what Julie's horniness has only gotten more whoppy. The level that she looks them up, pays attention.

I am so into them. I mean, they're really- Well, they are denying it, denying the romance rumors, but then the people wrote, but they did sit next to each other. Well, yeah, they're on the same show and it's the Emmys. So the cast usually sit next to each other, but obviously they're on the same show and it's the Emmys. So the cast usually sit next to each other. But obviously they're very good friends. And I still think there's a chance

that there's more of a romance happening. I think so too. I think they're trolling. First of all, I just have to point out, shout out Kirkland Water, which is not too low-brow for Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep is holding a Kirkland water at the Emmys that is so funny and he's going with a Fiji water maybe that's why they're not

together. Yeah they one's Kirkland one's Fiji those don't really go well together. Yeah that's true they can't get along that way oh my god all right. And look at look at Reba just in the back and Jane Lynch. Oh that's Jane Lynch. A little star-studded moment there. She looks, how much do we love this pink bow? I think it's a great way to go for the Emmys. You're in your 70s, worn everything. You do not need, she wore a suit, you guys.

She wore a light pink suit with a beautiful blouse and her hair back. And it's like, yeah, I don't think you have to wear the dresses anymore. When you've literally gone to 100, probably at least 100 formal awards ceremonies since you've been acting, like you're burnt out. I mean her, she's won all of more than 100 awards.

So she's been probably to a thousand. Yeah, not to mention it's just like, she is the awards. What if the suit was her sort of coming out as bisexual? I would what it just had like all of a sudden your grandma's like wearing a suit You're like why you wearing a suit grandma to church and she's like I'm by It's actually called pansexual dear get with it. Yeah, I love it. Why the hell not? That would be so good.

I'm eating my girlfriend down at the motorcycle bar. Okay, this comes from Juicy Scoop, obsessed with my Facebook group. Reachie wrote, remember when Courtney Love accused Dave Grohl of hitting on her 19 year old daughter? Both Dave and the daughter denied it. We all thought it was weird. Now, Julie is a little confused about what's going on.

Yeah. I don't know where she was living in Iraq. Dave Grohl, as I've talked before, has announced that he fathered a child outside of his 23-year marriage with another woman. Then, right after that, in my Instagram feed was a regular Instagram post of like a little baby hand and like a woman's hand. And it was like, Oh, welcome to the world, Rox, being your mother, Roxy something girl. And I was like, there is no way this is real.

And I looked in the girl had two posts and like someone wrote as a grandma like I'm so in love with this grandchild and she was like you look just like your dad and da da da. And I was like so everybody was going crazy. I immediately did a TikTok thank God and I'm like I predict this isn't real. I predict this is not real and it is not. And the girl wrote, God, I'm sorry, I just wanted some views and likes. I'm 16. Leave me alone. I was just like kind of brilliant just to like fuck her. Like kind of brilliant because everyone's like, who is this person? And then she popped up and did like a fake account. But there was rumors that this girl is as young as 20. So now, of course, there's lots of stories of him, you know, cheating in the

past, cheating on the first wife, but the thing that's annoying about him is, yes, we shouldn't be surprised that a rock star had a baby outside of marriage, but it's that there were all these stories and he presented himself and someone told me that he wrote a book and they read it and it was all about what a great father he was and how he flew home with no sleep to see his daughter's soccer game. And when he did the week at Chelsea Lane, it was a lot of, like, I'm just a dad. Like, I'm just a cool dad at the, you know, Studio City Elementary School,

and, like, I'm making hot dogs at the Halloween carnival. And, like, so there you go. Hey, I'm just a dad. I'm a regular guy. I don't fuck 16-year-olds or 20-year-olds. I don't hang out. I don't, like like text them and DM. I don't do that stuff That is not cool Okay, I didn't hit on my ex bandmates daughter Francis being his Kurt Cobain's daughter. Yes, Dave Well, I definitely sorry. I'm just I don't even care that he cheated on I mean, obviously I mean, I mean I would say

Pretty much everybody assumed he was cheating. He just sucks. He's annoying. He was always annoying about Kurt Cobain. He's always annoying about Courtney Love. Obviously, Courtney Love is slightly draining and I'm sure is a lot. But like I 100 percent believe he did this with Francis, like a million percent. And he's been a thirst bucket the entire time. He was dying to be the lead singer of Nirvana.

And now he has his wish, and here he is like, I'm just gonna throw this out and announce it to the world, and I'm not gonna really act that sorry about it. I thought he said sorry to his family. He said, I'm gonna work really hard to win their love and respect back or whatever, but then also, I read that he has a divorce attorney on staff or whatever or talking to somebody.

She's walking around town without her ring. I predicted last week that they will get divorced because it's like, like I always say, people have these arrangements and then once you're dumb enough to fuck up the arrangement and everyone knows that you're cheating on me, now I have to divorce your ass, you stupid idiot. So I think she will divorce him

and join Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, and they have four daughters? They have three, well, four now. Oh, you're correct. Yeah, you might only have girl only sperm. I don't know what his deal is. But I wanna say props to Courtney Love. And this is why I think this is very good.

Remember before the Me Too came about, before Weinstein was exposed as being a disgusting rapist, she's on the red carpet and someone's like, oh, is there any advice you'd want to give, you know, anyone here tonight or something since you've been here? Like, it was like after she was nominated for playing the wife of, what's his name? The hustler guy? Oh yeah, Larry. Larry Flint. Yeah.

And she goes, yeah, don't go in a hotel room with Harvey Weinstein. And she did it like 20 years ago. So I'm like, maybe when she saw something going on, she knows a lot more than the average person, being that this person was, you know, an intimate part of their life early on. And she was like, ah, stay the fuck away from my daughter, creepo. So anyway, there's rumors of this baby mama and we don't know who it is, is, is very young. Then I heard, oh no, she's not now hearing, oh no, she is. So I don't, we don't know who the baby mama is. I consider 20 to be, well, I consider it to be young in general and very young

and too young for him. He's 55 yeah or older yeah so there's the update on that um also ben affleck he now though there was an event and jen um jaylo was seen in an intimate conversation with um Damon. Like talking to her. Talking to her being like, girl, you know, just I know he's hard to deal with, just give him his Dunkin' Donuts, I don't know what to say. Like I'm in a normal marriage,

sorry that he's such a weirdo. Then there was a photo of Ben Affleck kissing Matt Damon's wife on the head. So they're obviously good friends. This is not like they're swinging. This is like a good friend kind of a thing because Matt Damon is like super normal until he does a post about,

I fathered a child outside of America. So I hope that's not the case. So then this weekend, look who goes to the Beverly Hills Hotel for brunch. Ben and J.Lo and the kids. I could not believe one how thin Ben Affleck looks. Well, he's working on some movies, so he's trying to get all in his best shape.

And I just need to put it out there to the Juicy Scoopers because God knows the internet sleuths are on, they are the scoopers, okay? They're the sleuths beyond sleuths. They invented internet detective work. I need those jeans she has on. And when I tell you I got into a hole. Here they are.

Yes. Of trying to find them. Oh, I love them because they're high, really high-waisted. Extra high-waisted with a belt. Yeah, so let's all get them, including Julie, when we're in Vegas. Yes. And Cheyenne.

You're right. I don't have a good butt, but I feel like my butt could look better. And they go so far up, we could wear crop tops and not even show anything but like one inch. Oh, she's got a ring on her ring finger. Oh, look when we're looking at the jeans, what we figure out here. Yes.

And so this is them walking up. He has a full, he has a Coca-Cola. He looks to be barking at her, but we don't know. He just looks to be like, I told you not to call the paparazzi. You said all you wanted was a McCarthy salad and now look at this fucking rigmaroo. He always seems to be talking to her like that.

Just comfortably. But again, if you guys, if there is any kind of like, should we see if we can reconcile or let's get the kids together, you could have a chef come to your $60 million house, right? You don't have to go out. And if you're gonna go out, you go to the most famous hotel on Emmy weekend.

Yeah. It's Emmy weekend. Everybody that's anybody is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. And are they doing this? Cause that movie that's out right now, they did together, right? Or that's coming out, that wrestling movie?

Yes, like she plays the mother of some wrestler, and it is a Matt Damon Ben Affleck production. I mean, they're savvy. The most important thing, guys, is the jeans. And do you think? The jeans, and if the kids can maintain their friendship, I would like that too. Her kids and their kids.

Yeah. No, I think he's wearing lucky jeans. I'm pretty sure. I like the color button down. No, you're getting the girl jeans. You know that he was also rumored to be dating RFK's daughter. Yes, oh yeah.

And that seems to have withered away. He like denied that, but I believe that. And they were also seen at the Polo Lounge. Yeah, I believed that. My thought is that those might be good American jeans, but I couldn't find them. Maybe that's what he's saying to her. Everybody wants to know.

Oh, my god. This is a pet story for... He's too fat. Okay, listen. This is a cat. He's trying to escape the diet. It's a Russian cat, okay? Oh, we have Russians. It's a Russian cat. Goes by Crumbs. are Russians. It's a Russian cat. Big bones.

Goes by Crumbs. It's a 38 pound Russian cat who was put on a strict diet and exercise routine at a pet diet camp in Perm. He found himself in a tight spot when he attempted to escape and got stuck in a shoe rack. Previously living in a hospital and fed cookies and soup. I don't know why they're feeding him cookies and soup. You're a cat.

This is what we do in Russia. We feed cats, we cook his own soup. They don't know why they're feeding him cookies and soup. You're a cat. We do in Russia. We feed cats cookies and soup. They're not person. They're cat. They eat cookies. What are you doing in this hospital? This fat cat eats cookies. Get some soup for this fat cat. Come on. Well, Krom was taken to the center to lose weight. And although he initially struggled with his new lifestyle, including getting trapped with his face in a pair of blue Crocs, one time somehow his face got into a blue Croc and they couldn't get it off, Crump has shown some progress. He was unable to walk when he first was brought in, but now he's more active. And the center expects him to lose weight quickly under his new regime.

He lives in a hospital, give the cat some damn ozempic and call it a day. The cat has a full cat-ish... Why wouldn't you? Listen, there must be a way to do an ozempic for pets. Or a castric bypass. All of a sudden the cat, castric bypass. And just make the stomach smaller. It will only want to eat one bite of soup and then it'll be like, I'm so full now.

But if you just give it a shot, and then it's just like, you know, just laying around all day. It's like, it won't even feel the need to go. Like not waking you up in the morning at like 5 a.m. to be fed. Ooh, walk all over your face. I'm so full from that one piece of kibble

I had at two in the afternoon yesterday. It's like, I'm done. from that one piece of kibble. I had it too in the afternoon yesterday There's like I'm done. I couldn't possibly get doesn't walk on your face Doesn't last my my taste for alcohol. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I just can't drink anymore Oh, yeah, that's that'll chestnut when someone you go out with someone and they're like, I don't know. I just can't drink anymore I've just lost a taste for alcohol. I don't know what happened. We're like, we know I don't know, I just can't drink anymore. I've just lost a taste for alcohol, I don't know what happened. And we're like, we know what happened.

I don't know what we're talking about here. Oh, there was this model. Kate Moss has like a half sister model or something. I want to say that's her name. Anyway, she's very pretty and she just came out and said that she had a horrible experience with it. But I think it was just because she started off too thin. Yeah, was she a plus size model? No, she was really thin and then she got so thin and she was like because she started off too thin. Like she was already really thin.

No, she was really thin and then she got so thin. And she was like, why am I so thin? And it's like, well, you started at 100 pounds and you, you know, so, but you guys know I'm all about my hair, but it needs help just like everybody else's. And that's what I love about Wei. My hair needs extra moisture. It needs extra volume and their needs extra volume, and their shampoos and conditioners are made to deliver exactly what is right for me, but

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It only had, like, 12 Bitter Bitches members, and they just had, like, would rip on her. And I guess, I don't know if she knew about it and like saved it or showed up in her like Facebook memories. I don't know, but she fired back at these ex-NYU classmates claiming that, you know, about how she'd never be famous. So it was during her NYU's Tisch School of Arts

and it went viral on TikTok when she was like, see, this is why you should never give up. And of course, all of her things. And she said, it stays with you her whole life. I remember things that bullies said in front of other people and nobody said anything. Nobody said, are you okay? Are you fine?

In fact, if I was to speak up about a bully being mean to me, it would be making it worse for me at school. So she was bullied a lot, probably because she was talented. A thirst bucket. I mean she was from what I we read like Lady Gaga was a thirst bucket? Yeah like she was playing the piece she would always like play. But you're out of music school. You're supposed to act like you don't want to be on stage. That's the thing that is I 100 million percent agree. Well that's what we're all doing here we're not here because we're not all thirst SliderSpotKats.

I mean, that's what we're here for. Yeah, I'm not here cause I don't want you to listen to this podcast. I want you to listen to the podcast. So they said like she would play the piano in the cafeteria, she was constantly, see, she was just constantly trying

and she just wouldn't stop, is according to them. Listen, we're huge Lady Gaga fans, I don't care what she did. I do think that bullying, or that those haters, I mean, I don't know if I've classified bullying but certainly that Facebook page is disgusting it informed her vibe with her fans and She does have an empathy and is very kind to like her young fans a little monsters or whatever Probably because of that

You know what I mean and and people who desperately want to be famous should have that because then they get A lot less annoying. Yeah, once they start getting the anything they need yeah, right I mean it's like when you're on the like when you're like riding the cheerleading bus or you're going on a class trip And there's always that person who's like won't shut the fuck up who's singing. It's like okay Stephanie when I did you singing on my very first acting job on the Sopranos? Yes, um, I Will never forget that it was a everyone is pretty much normal except the the girl who played meadow Was coming out with an album and she kept singing Everywhere around and I would just hear her singing and I just thought, like that is just, even when you're sitting,

nobody's talking, you're just singing. Like, I feel like I've been in situations too, where someone, like, you know, you're not, you're not in a acting situation, and you're like, I feel like I've been on a job where someone is just like, the hills are right, with a sound of music. Oh, what?

Stop it. You're like, your voice, it's amazing. No. Hand roll. Like, yeah. Even if it's somebody jogging, and they're singing, and you're like, you know we all hear you.

Yeah. You know we all hear you when you're jogging and just singing really loud. I like to sing and dance at the grocery store, and. And you're a thirst bucket. And I'm a thirst bucket. And you don't apologize for that. OK, I had a job, you know, and I had a job, obviously.

It was Chelsea Lately. But when I was there, if I wasn't on the show, I did like a cold open or something, like a sketch. We would all sit in this room together and watch the show and like have snacks when we'd see them taping downstairs at like 3.30. And people would kind of be like, oh, my joke made it, whatever. And so I'd watch the opening and that'd be the first time I saw what I did three hours ago is like Celine Dion or whatever. And I enjoyed it. I enjoy that girl. And I guess I was like laughing. I'd

laugh at myself. And I found out later that they were like ripping on me. Like who laughs at themselves like that? And then one time Brandon said, what kind of monster listens to their own podcast? And I said, I do. Shout out Brandon. A monster. I will say that Julie. I do because I don't remember everything I said. Yeah. And I'll tell you I listened to it and I'm like smiling. I didn't really love watching myself on TV but I remember the first time I listened back at the Juicy Scoop but I I'm wearing a shirt, just coincidentally, someone made it for me, established in 2015. I didn't know if it would cringe me out. And for some reason, hearing me doesn't bother me as much as sometimes the, I would always put off watching myself on TV. If I did an appearance anywhere, I'd be like, all right,

now I'm ready to watch it. Like I wouldn't rush to watch it for whatever reason. Because you can be critical of like your physical. I don't, I just, I, for whatever reason, sometimes I was pleasantly surprised. Sometimes I'd laugh or whatever. I always laughed at the Chelsea Lately Show. I always felt it was collaborative and I was happy with how it turned out.

But I mean, listen, you know, that is why I also have hate groups is because I am that person that actually is like, kind of likes, I kind of like myself. I kind of think she's a hoot. I think she's a pretty good time. And like, what is wrong with that? Nothing.

Nothing is wrong with that. That's why Lady Gaga is an icon. And so are you, a thirsty icon. The thirsty icon, that's the shirt. I'll say that Julie won't watch herself, but if I repeat back to her Something she said she'll laugh. Yeah, and sometimes if if she when she has to edit I'll hear her laughing like I think Yeah, I mean yeah, there are times because I'll stay away from watching myself, too

But then if I'm forced to do it, I'm like Not all the time not every time but if there's a time yeah good for me yeah I'm gonna do that for you nobody no one on the planet right and in order to get better you have to look at your old stuff to add to it whether it's stand-up or whatever so that you're like oh I could like you know put a tag on this joke or whatever. But yeah, I think we're finally in this place

that everybody is a thirst bucket. But she was still in that place where, I've said this before, the worst thing that someone could say about you in high school, when I was a girl in high school in the late 80s, was she's so conceited. She thinks she could be a model. She's doing the John Robert Powers thing. She could never be a model.

You know, and it's like, oh, well whatever. My mom paid for the John Robert Powers thing. The only thing I learned was how to properly get out of a car. Do you know how to get out of a car? Do you know? So I don't show my underwear? Yeah.

Okay. You just swirl both legs. Okay. You know, and then you get up. And also- So both legs go out. Both legs go out. What else did I learn from John? Well, I knew about the forks and all that, you know the outside did they do like the nude shoes

Yeah, there was always like oh, you can't mix gold and silver together Yeah, of course now you can and like oh, you know count how many accessories it was like weird I don't know. Whatever there was it was a racket. It was a complete MLM weird Brooklyn. Nobody. Yes. Nobody. But that was like, oh my god, so and so got professional modeling pictures, photos done. I just remember that like that was always just a negative thing. Yeah. And then I felt like Paris Hilton was the first person to make loving yourself, being conceited, good. I got voted most conceited in my high school and then I didn't take it.

I was like, I refuse to do that. And then I, but I got biggest flirt, which is basically you're a bitchy slut, I think. And I was like, no, I'll take biggest flirt. But it's completely, Paris Hilton in her first book, like said, go everywhere like you have a crown on. And you could, if you look at Paris Hilton, that is what she did. She would go into a club and it was like, she never didn you have a crown on. And you could, if you look at Paris Hilton, that is what she did.

She would go into a club and it was like, she never didn't have a crown on. Yes. That's like in her book, How to Be an Heiress. And also I noticed with Paris Hilton during that like MySpace time and stuff like that, it was the first time where I saw other girls like give each other props, like you look gorgeous.

And it's bad as social media is. There is a lot, there's so much love, like, when you do post a photo of yourself and people are like, oh my God, I love this dress, you look so great, blah, blah, blah. But of course we all focus on the weird, you know, why does your eyebrow look like that?

You know, like, that's what you're gonna focus on when you got 700 nice ones. You're gonna be like, my eyebrows fine. I got a scar when I was seven. Like, you know, you're just like, yeah. Plus, there's all hater. I mean, that group is by 12 jealous, threatened haters. That are nowhere in the music industry.

Who are not famous. Who are certainly not in the music industry today. Probably one is a music teacher. Probably one is a bitter music teacher. Yeah, they wanted to add. Whatever, you went to Tisch School for the Arts, and look who rose to the top and became famous. The only reason you go to Tisch School for the Arts

is because you want to be famous. And the 12 of you in that group now are like, you know. But I saw this and it did, you know, make me feel better about my haters. Like, they embrace it. You got under their skin and they, so yeah. Love it, love it, love her. Sister Wives premiered season 19.

I will never stop watching this show. Nope. You guys watched last night's episode. Yes. And I don't know what kind of mood you were in, but. A desperate one to watch it. I shed a tear. Oh.

Oh, well, you know, what part? The beginning part? I just thought it was very romantic and beautiful, and that life- Romantic? Romance between whom? Did you, did I watch the wrong episode? Did you watch the season, episode one?

Oh, maybe I watched the wrong episode. What did you watch? I watched the one where they got married. Oh. Who got married? Christine. episode. What did you watch? I watched the one where they got married. Oh. Who got married? Christine. Oh. I feel like...

That's from the end of the last season. So I don't know why last night's episode went back to 2022. Yeah, it did. I don't understand. It went like, people were confused by it. Mine said new episode, and I clicked on it, And then I saw their wedding and I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. Well, we know that she got married.

I had her on the show last year. Christina's gotten married to like a very nice looking normal dude that she's thrilled with. And Janelle is done with him. And Mary is done with him. And Robin is like, I'm the idiot that got left here on Coyote Pass. I just want to say, I will never get tired of hearing about the Coyote Pass construction

that has never happened. Never happened, they always talk about they're gonna build these homes, it has never happened. They go back another time, just him and Robin, ah, that's your house by the tree. No, it's not. No. And finally, finally Cody goes, I'm not feeling it anymore. Like obviously sell this thing. It was a horrible deal. You can't even build to you pay it off. You're never going to pay it off. Christine was like, let me have the equity in my home. Take the

county pass. I don't care. And now the other thing I, oh, the thing is, because you watched the wrong episode. At one point, Cody's like, and now Christine and Janelle are just buddy buddy when they used to hate each other. I'm like, yeah, they hated each other because they were both married to you. You probably, even purposely or inadvertently or whatever, made them have tension as they were raising little kids and having to split the time between you as wife two and three. So no, they probably, we're not saying what wasn't true.

You can watch the show, but now they're in their 50s, they equally hate you and they are bonded. They are free. You, who wouldn't be, who,, woman, let's just say, alive, if you are both at whatever point in love with the same person and that person is with both of you, you are going to hate each other. Yeah. I don't care what they all thought about sister-wise and being-

Selflessness, I'll be so selfless. It's all bullshit, it's all lies, it's all pretense, it's all not, it's an illusion, maybe they wanted it, but they never truly, truly did want it. So, in my opinion, and now Christine has proven it, because what she wanted the whole time was a partner, and to have true love and romance, and to feel special into all the things everyone wants in life. Not to be treated like a fucking housekeeper.

And a babysitter. For those that are thinking about divorce. Yeah, do it. I love it. Do it. What does the nanny do? Remember when she was always, what does the nanny do? The rumors I've heard about Robin is that she is kind of like

a compulsive shopper hoarder. That's why they always have to sit on the park benches in jackets and they nobody ever goes in the house. That's just a rumor heard. And you did you we didn't we hear she's might be she's not happy. Oh she's definitely not happy. She said they're having the worst year of their life because she said I imagine sitting on the porch with my sister Why is it not what I signed up for and it's not what you signed up for and there's a there's some way you can't sign Up for it though. I think this is the most Fascinating yeah most fascinating

Documentary thing I've ever seen I like because There he's like yeah, the experiment didn't work. This did not work. It does not work. It did not work. And I think it's kind of fabulous that, you know, that they, that's all got exposed, because for 10 years, it appeared like it was working on the show, as far as them all, like, sticking with it.

And so Mary was always like, he was always like, Mary, everyone was always like, Mary's here, Mary. And she's always like, hey guys, I'm gonna stick with it. And finally he's like, look, I never loved you, I married the wrong person. And in last night's episode, she's with a girlfriend that's not part of the show, and she's like, he chose me to date, asked me to marry him first,

at like, you know, in our community. How was he forced to marry me? Like if anything, he could maybe say that, honestly about Christine and the other women being like, I was on this journey and I ended up picking women just because I wanted to have this big, but for her, it's so awful for him to say, I married the wrong woman in Mary.

Like I think it is the rudest thing that he could say because she's right. You chose me first. And then I was like, okay. And she was like, sure. Okay, I can only have one baby. So I guess you got to marry other people. And then she was like, okay, I guess here's my ring.

Do you know that the ring that Robin wears is from Mary's original ring? Oh my God. That's what I saw. I don't know if it's true, but I think it's true. I mean, I saw somebody post that, but I don't totally remember. But yeah, and then she divorced,

she legally divorced him so that he could legally marry Robin and adopt Robin's two or three kids from her first marriage. Yep. I mean, there's a part of me that feels that he you know you come from an extreme fundamentals religious background He had obviously he was very young a lot of pressure. He probably felt like he had to do that though part of me does Maybe consider that he is a latent homosexual

He is that would be amazing. He is never more happy than when he's around his guys. I just, and you know, I don't know, Christine obviously is not, but there's something, there's just something there. If you are willing to shut down an entire part of yourself in order to do this, I do think that there is something, there's just something there. I don't know what but when he's with his guy friends he's very happy. He's just real, he comes alive, he's dancing at the wedding, he's

feeling sexual, he's feeling you know I don't know I'm not saying he is, I'm not saying he isn't, but I do have to say that watching shows like this, particularly this one, I do have to ask and question. There was that one time where I thought he and Janelle got the freaky deek on. I felt like there was a really sexual thing between them. I agree. And then now I'm like, maybe there wasn't

past the baby making stages. Maybe there wasn't. Because she was always like, Cody and I were like good friends. We had fun. And nobody wanted him around for their kids. But then once the kids got older, they were like, oh, he's coming over tonight. I don't think they missed it that much. And then, of course, COVID really

screwed it up because he was a COVID freak and yeah Christine seems to be the one Mary Mary and Christine seems to be the two that were truly in love with him at least for a while Yeah, Robin was like in love with this whole thing with a family. Yes, he's one and I want the women around It's like, okay. Well, you know go find yourself a girlfriend and then Janelle just was is an enigma to me. To me she's an enigma, I can't figure it out.

But then she lost the love and she's has the love self-worth. Well the backgrounds are so fascinating. I wanna say Janelle was married before. She and her mom was like married to his dad or something? Like there's some connection to her. That's right, that's right. Yeah. That's right.

I mean, you grow in a situation where you are basically taught that your individuality and your wants and needs aren't important, then you go through your life feeling that your wants and needs aren't important. The only person who's truly, I think, come out a stronger, more together person is Christine. And then I'm like, you're for Janelle. I want Janelle. Again, I always say they are the least wealthy reality stars I've ever seen. 19 years.

What are they paying these people TLC? Anyway, they always, they're very simple people as far as like their parties and stuff. And I'm like, you guys have had cameras following you longer than the Kardashians yet. It's like, we're gonna have a really great, it's not a baby shower, it's a sprinkle for McKelty and her twins. And it's just really fun.

And it's just like, you know, like they buy, go to party favor and they like put the strings up and like nothing has changed as they've gotten more and more famous and more wealthy. Nothing has changed, the level of home, the level of like how they do a party, of paper plates, and like, these are my favorite cheese balls.

And there's like the dorkiness of it I also love. Like I love just like, I'll watch like 20 minutes of like the boringest scene, has nothing to do with Cody. And I'm like, I can't stop watching this boring thing. I just can't stop watching it. They invented and have stuck with like making a meal out of nothing for something.

They replay, they'll replay practically the last episode, the next episode. Yeah. When I watched the wrong one, when I watched the wedding, when I tell you half the episode is just them taking their pictures, like, McKelsey, your kids are happy, you come over here now.

No, Asman, Asman, now you come. And it's like each section of the huge family taking photos with interviews in between of them going, you know what, plural marriage isn't for me. And I'm like, this has been going on for 30 minutes now, and I am riveted to just watching these people take photos or like whatever they talk about or when they had the niceties of like putting the meal together everyone loves Mary's Rice Krispie Tweet and I make them out of little turkeys and I'm like

so I'm watching the geekiest family and I can't, I'm like, the geekiest family go fuck one guy. I'm like, how is it? How is this? Like, what is this? And I was afraid as they all got divorced, that TLC would be like, sorry, we have to shut it down because we can't afford to have, you know, different crews in different cities,

but thank God they didn't. Please don't ever stop. And please have enough connection where Cody has to come around and be like Hey guys Mmm. I don't understand. He doesn't understand why the kids though. He doesn't have a relationship with the other kids It's like do you understand that you can pick up the phone sir? Do you know that you can send a text that no one you're not living on top of a monastery that you can't be found Like you can't be connected to he's he is so

Annoying and immature when he talks about those his his own kids. I just want I know kids Listen Cody, I'm sorry Robin. She was like I don't say that he goes. I think we need to sell Coyote pass and she's like Don't say that. No, I can't even go Pass. And she's like, don't say that. I can't even go there. Yes, you can. I don't know if it's still around. I need you to know that they have to sell Coyote Pass. Somebody else has to build there or don't.

I don't think it looks that great. No. When Mary was like, don't leave, Christine. Look at that mountain. Look at that mountain. I'm like, it's not that great of a mountain. Like, who cares? After decades of shaky hands caused by debilitating tremors,

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and there's this girl, Jen Affleck, she's married to maybe like the second cousin of Ben Affleck named Zach Affleck and he is in medical school and he is what people are calling a Cody light. And now they only have each other. This is no, nothing is, they had the soft swinging stuff, but they never had multiple wives, nothing like that. Well, tell us what that show is about. So there were these girls

and they were blowing up during COVID, just doing like TikTok stuff where they do like the voiceovers and the dances and just cute things like that. And they were Mormon and they're all pretty and they all have like long like caramel locks. And one day this girl, Taylor just kind of freaks out because she went on like Reddit or something and saw that people were exposing the fact that she and a couple,

and a couple of the other couples were doing something called soft swinging. So, she. And what is that? What is soft swinging? She has since explained that it started off with first day they were like, you girls should kiss each other. Then it was like you girls should do a photo shoot and lingerie. Then it was both boning their own partner, but on a bed together. Then there was a little bit of like touching whatever. Then it was getting with each other's partners doing everything but penetration. Then they were

like this is getting to be too much. So then and then there were feelings being caught. Then the husband was calling Taylor and she didn't know what she was going to do. And then there was another husband that was like calling her. And so she had basically had three guys, one being her husband going after her. And she then was like, Oh my gosh, you know, now it's out there. But it really wasn't. It was like, you know, and so then she just went off on TikTok one day and was like, yeah, we're soft swingers and whatever. And everyone's like, what? These Mormons are soft swingers. So then a few of the TikTok people that were in this mom talk where she just found these other Mormon women and was like, Hey, on Wednesdays, come over and we do a bunch of things and

we all tag each other and our numbers grow and whatever we sell baking goods. And so then it became this huge explosive thing. And then they got their own TV show. And in it, the original Swinger girls have all gotten divorced and are not part of this cast. This was some original people from Mom Talk and then it was girls who were kind of in the world that were then cast. So that's where it got confusing. Cause when I first tried to watch it, I was like, who,

so who was participating in this mom talk swing sock or whatever? And so that's the case. So now that girl then met another, got divorced. Everybody is like getting married at 19 and divorced by 24. And then the other girl gets married, I mean, gets pregnant. She's pregnant with this guy named with Dakota, this guy named Dakota, who was also like a like an influencer, whatever, addict turned like LDS. So he so their drama is going on. And then this guy is going to medical school and she came on my show and she's real cute.

She's probably more Mormon than the others. And they go to Las Vegas and they go to the Chippendales and then the others, and they go to Las Vegas, and they go to the Chippendales thing. And he, it was one of the last episodes, so you gotta catch up, but he is not happy about it. And he's like, you know, how dare you? And she's like, it's not that he's controlling, it's just that he loves me so much, he's just thinking about me all the time.

Yeah, so it's like, but he wants me to like kiss my friend, my neighbor, who's a girl, and that's fine. No, no, they're not part of the swinging. Oh, okay. Is anyone on the current show part of swinging? No. Okay. Oh.

So what do we care? Oh, yeah, why are we interested? What is it about? What are we doing? It's basically, you know, just, it's just kind of like a younger version of Housewives. Like they're younger, they're like a little bit nicer to each other. They're still a little stark, they're a little jealous. And then this one girl named Whitney, she's kind of on the out with people.

And her child almost died of like, he's fine now, but when he was in infamy, he almost died of like RSV or something. And he was like in the little glass like NICU thing and she took that moment to put up her phone and like do a dance that he stopped breathing but now he's doing better. And it went like viral for not the right reasons. And then she felt badly but I think that also added to them getting a show.

And the kid is okay. But she was like, I was just really in the mood to dance. And but then she also then told people no, she was doing it for views. I'm like, of course. So does them being Mormon have anything to do with the show? Yeah, a lot. Okay. About, you know, like they talk like all this stuff, the garments, you know, if you're pregnant

before you're married, don't have sex before you're married. Soaking is a real thing. Soaking, sure. And that's where you just like park it but don't move it in the, the jet. Yeah. And they're all like pretty and cute and they're kind of fun.

It's just like a very young, it's like a younger, it's like how, I mean, Kate, Casey said this too. She's like, I feel like I'm watching a little bit of Teen Mom. It does feel very young. I mean, because they a very young, it's like a younger, it's like how, I mean, Casey said this too. She's like, I feel like I'm watching a little bit of Teen Mom. It does feel very young. I mean, because they're very young. But it, I mean, it's a legit hit, people are watching it. Yeah, everyone's talking about it.

I mean, at this point, it's like, people have created so many things to do, like, around intercourse. Do you know what I mean? Like, it doesn't count, like, if I do it in the butt, or if I do Like it doesn't count like if I do it in the butt or if I do it in the mouth or if I do it in whatever. Now we're at the point where you can literally stick the peen in, just not move it.

Well that's only in the Mormon, but that is true though. But that's like a thing that it's just like, when are we, well Mormon or whatever, it's like you're beating around the bush, so to speak, you know what I mean? Like, why are we doing it? What are we doing here? The thing is in the thing.

Oh, and then also, small world, do you remember from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie Harrington? Yes. So she came on my show too. Her ex-husband is now married to one of the girls. Oh, on the show. Yes, and she, Demi, came on my show and she told me that, but I don't think she said it on the show.

And they're all friends. Because this is in Salt Lake City, the Mormon Mecca. Yeah, and all these Mormons are all wanting to be on TV and are all pretty friendly. And just going to soda shops and soaking. Just soaking. Soaking in soda shops. Praying to John Smith or whatever his name is.

But this girl, she wore my dress, but in a short version. Oh. You guys can see that from what I wore at the wedding and at my party. Whatever. Brittany, after the VMAs, went to her Instagram, and she talked. And she's like, I was watching the VMAs went to her Instagram. And she talked. And she's like, I was watching the VMAs.

And there's this girl, her name is Sabrina. And she was on stage kissing an alien. I don't really thought that was weird. I don't know why she was kissing an alien. I don't know why she didn't just kiss a girl. But this Sabrina girl, she mentioned my name on the red carpet. And I thought that

was pretty cool because I mean, sometimes I forget I'm famous because I'm just like a mom. And I thought this whole thing was like, so like weird and disturbing. First of all, you're a mom who unfortunately has not been raising her kids for the last how many years. They live in Hawaii. The latest thing is that she is going to continue to pay K-Fed child support until the one boy – he's graduating in November, which is weird. I don't know if he goes to like an alternative school.

I don't know who graduates in November, but he's 18. He's graduating in November. But of course if he goes to college, I'm sure she'll somehow support him, but if she's supporting them, at least she'll give it directly to them, whatever. But you know, Kayfed, he has other kids, he's raised the kids, whatever. And then a lot of people are disturbed by her teeth and stuff, and I don't know why they're so spread out.

I don't know if she lost a retainer. My sister used to take off her retainer and then wrap it in a napkin and then we'd be like walking, leaving the restaurant or something. And I remember we were like in a trash can in Hawaii, like an outside trash can. She was so scared that my parents would, my parents would make us feel that I wonder now like how much it really was, but they made us feel like those retainers were 12 million dollars and if we lost one we were gonna lose the house we're gonna lose that you lost you wrapped it up in a napkin I don't know I just feel like she might have one of those kind of teeth that move along and she needs to like get that Invisalign going I don't know what it why it's a truly a travesty because she had the prettiest smile. I loved her smile.

You know, people do speculate that it's the type of drugs or speed that, there's only very specific type of drugs that will decay your teeth. Which is meth, it's what I've heard. Yeah, and it could be a mix of with maybe pharmaceutical speed. I don't think they look decayed.

They look white. They just they're spread. She just has splits in them. And I don't know. She really has a gap in her. I remember reading that when she was under the conservatorship, she wanted to go to the dentist and get them fixed again, because they were moving.

And they were like, no, because it would have taken money out of the conserv of shit. So she, it just was sad because I'm like, okay, you know, she's like, why didn't she just kiss a girl? So I'm like, okay, you do remember that you kissed Madonna and that was a moment, a major moment. I believe that she was referencing that. Sometimes I'm like, is she totally clueless or is she not? Like, she brought this up and I don't know. It was just like, you're just spinning around by yourself

and it's maybe, yeah, maybe you don't wanna be at the MTV Awards, but still it was just, I don't know. And then she did a dance and she, you know, put on a green and yellow bikini with a red felt fedora hat and some brown suede sensible boots, as one dances in that outfit. And then I like zoomed in.

Don't forget that the hat's red. Did you say that? I don't even know. Oh, you're looking at the background. I don't trust me. I went to the background and I was like, here are some Easter bunnies. And some outfit options.

And some outfit options. And some outfit options. That she just went, you know what? I'm just gonna go in the bikini. I'm not even gonna put the shirt on. I don't know. I don't know, you know. What's in the back to the right? Is that a suitcase?

Yeah, it looks like a kid's suitcase. Remember how people that I would talk a lot about this conspiracy theories are like, it isn't her and it's a green screen and all this other stuff. I do believe now it's been her this whole time. It is her. This is her Instagram. And I think the people around her don't really care what she posts.

They're not expecting her to really make a big comeback or ever like perform on a regular basis. The book is done, the book is gonna become a movie. And you know, she's not hurting anybody and she wants to stay home and she wants to spin around in her foyer, that's it, that's it people. It's too bad she doesn't make these subscription only. I know, I mean that's what Spencer Pratt said that too.

Like OnlyFans, if you just did all this on only fan that did like answer questions, whatever people would never stop You're right because I don't know why she does she just has her boobs like that Which is perfect for only I don't even think you have to show anything I think if she just made this all great subscription on Instagram or on only fans. She would make a killing It's hat week you guys I'm gonna wear bikinis and weird hats. I don't know why her people don't say that. Meredith of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, this is kind of weird and sad and strange. She's undergoing her third breast reduction. reduction. She did an interview and she said that she has something that makes her breast grow.

She says due to some weird condition that causes her breast tissue to keep growing, her chest has continued to grow and she believes there might be a hormonal cause behind the unusual issue. But in the meantime, she keeps undergoing surgery. I'm like, this is weird and awful. Like someone needs to. An undiagnosed made up thing though that she said her mom also had, which yeah, I don't think your boobs are getting bigger. I think they're getting longer as all of ours do as you age. And I'm like, do I feel my boobs sitting next to my belly button? Like when I'm driving, I'm like, is that my boob all the way down there? What's going on? But I mean, I don't

you, your breast tissue grows when you gain weight. And I mean, it is hormonal if she's I think, um, I remember when she had some confessional look. Breastplate. Wrath of Khan. What was that breastplate? Wrath of Khan. I did a live Juicy Scoop in Brea, and I think it was the night that Will Smith hit Chris Rock.

And I got a man's chestplate, and I dressed up like Meredith Marks, and I wore that. Now I feel kind of bad, and I don up like Meredith Marx and I wore that. Now I feel kind of bad and I don't really understand. I still don't know if that was a breastplate, what she was doing. If this has something to do with this weird disease. But also it's just like, I mean of all the things to have, it's like my boobs just can't stop growing at 50. Like it's just weird.

I don't know, it's like, it's very strange. And I'm not saying she's not telling the truth, but like how can some expert needs to weigh in? Because it's not healthy to go under surgery like every year. And breast reductions are like, major surgery. Not like taking out an implant, putting a smaller implant in.

Like they have to cut down from your nipple to do a breast reduction. Like Saucy Schroeder got one and I mean, it's like, it's intense. It's not something you to do a breast reduction. Like, Stassi Schroeder got one, and I mean, it's like, it's intense. It's not something you wanna do more than once, and I'm surprised they even would do it more than once. Speaking of Stassi, she has her third book out, and it's doing very well.

It's called You Can't Have It All, and I always thought if I was gonna write a third book, it was gonna be called Having It Most. But what I'm saying, it's great. I get why she says it, because she's got two little kids, it's trying to do it all. And anyway, everyone's really liking the book,

and she's doing great. And she's going on Vanderpump Chalet or whatever, right? Oh yeah, she's going on the Vanderpump Villa. Okay. I don't know, she was one of the, she was the first person I ever had from Vanderpump on Juicy Scoop. And I wasn't even really watching the show.

And she was great. Yeah. She was great. I'd love to have her back on here talking about her third book, because she's very like honest in her book and people are really liking it. And she really did have quite the comeback.

Yeah, and her books are huge bestsellers. Yeah. They're huge. They. Yeah. Huge. They're fun. So I don't know, Meredith, what do you think about your boobs? Stop brutalizing my breastplate. My boobs are growing. And I need to have another surgery.

When does this new show air? I wish it was coming out before our show. No, Wednesday. Oh, this Wednesday? Oh, then Wednesday? Yeah. Oh, then we can talk about it. Yeah. We will be covering this in that portion

of the exciting live show in Vegas, people. And you said you watched the trailer and you were excited about the trailer. I mean, I watched a sneak preview of Meredith and Whitney fighting in that classic, whatever ski lodge thing they go to, you know, where they all get in the fights where they confront Jenshaw.

They're all in furs. It's like, How's Wives on 10. Everybody's showing up hot. And she basically, Meredith, confronts Whitney for coming out with a bath bomb. When Whitney has while... Oh, like a product. So Whitney came out with a product called, with a bath bomb and she was like, how are

you doing? That's my thing. Yeah, under Wild Rose Cosmetics and Skincare. She already has a thing for skincare. You know Seth and I, that's our thing. That we take baths and I clean as taint with my bath ball toe. I don't know what you're talking about, Whitney. Why you had to go in there and do about my thing

Yeah, that's what she's and then she goes Justin And I have always enjoyed having baths and yes our relationship came at a time when we were with other people But it was a bathtub that brought us together originally and for her to think that she can own bath balls It's kind of ridiculous. I also have a jewelry line. That's jewelry with a purpose Does she Purpose jewelry with intention. They're like also tools. Oh Like it's like oh, it's like a hammer or is this? Cuz that's the purpose no, I don't know what's about Jesus. I don't know.

Well basically, she's like, I said that at the reunion. I told you guys that I'm like a bath ball. And then they cut, no, it's like literally, they cut to the... I was gonna do a bath ball. They cut to the freaking thing. I think it's bomb. A bomb. A bomb.

A bomb. But it's still a bomb. It's a ball that you throw in the tub and then it's like a bomb. So she basically says there's a joke about how they're discussing how Whitney said she's just weird why she's out my show is taking baths It's just weird right so it comes up whatever in the reunion and then Meredith makes a joke like somebody goes Oh, you should do a bath Thing about bomb and she's like oh, yeah, ha ha ha me. Well. It's like you have a clothing store, right? You don't have a Oh yeah, ha ha ha. Meanwhile, it's like you have a clothing store.

Right. You don't have a, okay she has a jewelry line. Toiletry line. Meredith has a jewelry line too. Oh that's right, she does have a jewelry line. But she has all that jewelry. Yeah she does. So she's like, I sold your skincare in my store

and there was no bath bomb in it. And Whitney's like, yeah because you didn't want it, but I've had it for six years or whatever. Here's the thing that I love, is I love that they do it on Selling Sunset. I've been begging for it to be more part of the Real Housewives They're doing a little bit on I see glimpses of it But it's like talking about we are on a show you pissed me off when you went on watch for homes live And you said this we're all trying to get our products, you know

You see like just like just be on, right, we're not pretending anymore. Just like say all that stuff. And I think they're starting to now, but like, yeah, I do want to hear that. Cause the whole point is we're on this show so that we kind of can, so one of us can, so we can all have one thing that like keeps it going. And besides Lisa Vanderpump with send me to the rules and I'll come leading the pack wolf, the sexiest Russian all of Nevada. Lisa Vanderpump with, send me to the rules and I'll come leading the pack. Wolf, the sexiest restaurant in all of Nevada.

Yeah, Lisa Vanderpump, and I've always had restaurants. Oh, these bitches couldn't stop me from serving a goat cheese bowl in all different states and casinos across Nevada. The sexiest. Wolf. Yeah, but it's really hard to make a candle take off. And in Potomac, the girls fought about the candle,

how many wicks. Yep. And. But Karen's never done anything. She always acted like she was gonna do the candle, and she never did. The products are hard, people. They're hard.

I remember Heather DeBros did a champagne. She just featured another champagne, but she told me champagne's hard because it's like a lot to pack and send. People have to think of things that are like, or the company has to do it for you, or I don't know. I can't help these people. You can't help them.

And by the way, we are sick of like the friend group. It's like, at this point, you might as well just say the cast. Yeah, I got, you know, you were my friend. I brought you into this group. Just say, listen, you wanted to come on this show, you might as well just say the cast. Yeah, I got, you know, you were my friend. I brought you into this group. Just say, listen, you wanted to come on this show, right? I was like, sure. The producers asked me to help you, and I did.

And I did, and now you're a fucking bitch. Yeah, yeah. It's the cast, it's the show. Let's all stop pretending. You guys don't even speak when you're not filming. Every time it's like, I haven't seen her since we were in New York, and it's like, for the reunion. Yeah, ever since New York.

Like they went to go see like cats on Broadway. Remember when we went to see cats on Broadway and then we were also filming a reunion for the show? Yeah, it's like so dope. Speaking of which, Dr. Nicole Martin, who is the really cute girl, she is an anesthesiologist, a real one, and she is, had her second baby.

She's married to a very wealthy, personal injury, I believe, attorney, and she is not returning to Miami. She said she suffered postpartum with this baby, and she just doesn't want to do the show anymore. Postpartum anxiety. So she's feeling like a lot of anxiety, which I guess is different than depression. doesn't want to do the show anymore. Postpartum anxiety. Yeah. So she's feeling like a lot of anxiety,

which I guess is different than depression. Did you have any postpartum? I did not, but there is this weird thing that I didn't, like people say sometimes they're like, I have visions of like going out on a balcony and like throwing the kid off the balcony. That's like Brooke Shields said. And she had it very bad.

I never wanted to do that, but it was like I would- But we do now, sorry, Brenda. No, but I do remember thinking about it, that it would freak me out to the point where like, I wouldn't even want to go near a balcony. Because the thought was in my head, but I never associated with like a postpartum. I never like wasn't happy to wake up in the morning or anything like that. But I think

it's an important thing to talk about. And I also just think he's really rich. She has her own career. Her kids are little. And if you were suffering with any kind of anxiety, I don't think anything can give you more anxiety than I had a few drinks, I talked shit about my castmate, now this is going to haunt me for the next seven months until I see what makes the cutting room floor and what makes it. Like I think there's so much that goes in of just like waking up at three in the morning and being worried and then reading all the comments and I think she just is like, she doesn't need it. Here's another reason to have anxiety. This is just my opinion Okay, this is what I thought from the very beginning has been saying okay from the beginning

I sure theory leave and I can't ever remember her husband's name. I Do know I should say I do not believe he is that rich from just doing law, okay? I believe much like some of the other husbands who have been exposed and found out to be doing illegal things. And housewives. And housewives. And housewives.

I think that there might be some anxiety because there might be someone sniffing around him. I know, well we know for a fact, she said this in I think in a reunion, they accused another housewife on there, I'm not sure which one, Alexia or someone, of having him followed when he was in New York. He's a personal injury attorney,

and he's very, very, very, very wealthy. I don't know what, unless they had some huge, huge, huge, like, class action, that where he got a billion dollars in his own pocket. Which is possible. It's possible, though I don't know if that and if that's what the case then fine, then I'm wrong. But how is he that rich?

How is he that rich to be for such a lawyer? But I think anything, I think of course, anything that you put, you're on this show in 2024 and people that are bored or whatever, they will find every little thing about you and expose it, and then now you and your husband are fighting, and it might not even turn into something big, but now you're fighting, and you're just like, it's not worth it.

I don't think, I think she's a pretty girl, and I think she had fun doing it, but I don't, being that she actually is a medical doctor, I don't think she was at the level of thirst as the other women. And so she left and got wonderful response from leaving. And I say leave, I say leave. We don't need people sniffing around your business

and you don't need stress and you don't need to be leaving your little kids. I mean, her kids are very little. And also we know that Lenny of Lisa and Lenny, he had his 28 year old girlfriend, fiance, Katharina, and she has all they have ended their engagement. And she was then posted a photo of her on a boat with some dude like you're everything or whatever big shocker so that's nice but when I think about everything that all the tears that Lisa went through only to have them break up yep like before the next season even

yeah like I just I should be like you know like I feel so badly for her that she wasted all that energy if only there was a crystal ball, if only Tyler Henry could have been like, oh, I see your husband and he's with a very tall, skinny girl and yeah, I see a ring but then it's gone. Then it's gone around, I see two, four, 2024 and the ring is gone so you shouldn't worry about it. Yeah, other than that I think everything's fine. Like it was too bad because thinking that woman

was gonna be like walking in your house and taking care of your kids for all these years. I think that really added to her being upset. But he'll find another, very soon probably that she'll be upset about. I mean, she's gonna be upset because he acts, erratic and rude to her. Yeah. You know, and when she's in his space, when he's with somebody. So hopefully, hopefully he doesn't find someone for a bit and they can sort of like get to

a place where it's not so much animosity. Yes. You're gonna love this one. This comes from the Real Housewives zone. There is someone going around saying they were in a parking lot and they saw Shiba Shire. And said, oh, Shiba Shire, can I get a photo? And then she's like, sure. Very nice of her. So they took a photo with his own phone. And she goes, that'll be $5. No.

This is what he's saying. No way. So you would think, that's not true, right? Well she responded being like, you're ungrateful. I should have charged you. Most people charge 10. So I do believe this story happened because of her response. This is why sometimes people from the Heather McDonald consulting business just don't respond. Just don't respond.

But yeah. Did she think she was at like a BravoCon? Like at a thing where I paid $50 to get- I think she's desperate and I think that she is like, why am I continually stopping to take photos with people and get nothing for it? That's what I think. Is she on the new season? I what I think. I think she's that-

Is she on the new season? I don't know. I don't either. But we know Phaedra's back. But yeah, I mean, she should have charged us as to- If she is on the new season, I hope this gets brought up. I mean, she should have said-

And I hope they mention that she's famous from the show and not from she by charade joggers. Joggers, spring, spring fall yeah joggers are gonna be in September yeah I thought that was hilarious there was an event this Elizabeth Vargas who used to be on OC she promote she posted this and Kyle and Morgan both spoke I'm gonna make you love Mike. And according to the rumors, the rumors. The, what was it?

The rumors. The rumors. They were allegedly coming out, like there was gonna be a bigger announcement that they were going to be a couple. And then the rumors, the rumors were that right before Kyle found something that made her not trust Morgan. As being the one and only.

Morgan, what are you doing girl? Now these are all rumors. And of course, we still don't know what we'll see in the show if they will ever truly act like a couple or what. But I also just think like, you know, like, are you supposed to just be filming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and you're getting on the private jet and everyone's there and everyone's you know about 50 and then and then okay this non-cast member who's not a friend of, just a really good friend of Kyle's, who's 28 and tattooed and a country star,

we're just supposed to just act like this is an odd? Like, well, can I bring my 30-year-old niece then? Like, what is going on? Like, unless it's a romantic thing, I hope that they bring it up. And I hope they're just like, hey, like I enjoy her. I think she's cool.

But like either say we're more than friends or she shouldn't be coming on the group trips. Now I don't know if she's coming on the group trips. That's why I'm dying to see that. I just said. Well, and Dorit, I love that Jennifer Aiden is in this though. Just shout out. She was at the event as well, I guess.

It's like for a charity or something. Dorit and her got, Kyle got into the fight and Dorit even said on last season that she's up Morgan's ass and they never hang out like they used to and now they're completely, I thought, in a fight. So I think Dorit will bring it up. PK's been sober nine months.

Wow, that's good. And he looks thin and... And is he on the, are they gonna, cause I thought producers forced her. You're gonna have to be a friend of, if you don't show this divorce. Well, she had a birthday celebration recently and she showed her kids Phoenix and Jacka, mind you,

and they're growing up. You won't believe how tall they are. And I did not see in that little birthday celebration for herself where she took the kids to like a resort or something. I did not see PK. So yeah, I think they were gonna see them. Talk about the fact that they're struggling. The producers told her she had to.

But you know, she said, we're doing better than ever. PK is not drinking and we've never been more in love. And then after the reunion is when, yeah. I think sometimes I remember that from when a man loves a woman. Do you remember this movie with Meg Ryan? Yes. And she, what was the guy's name?

Andy Garcia. Andy Garcia. And he's a pilot, and she is a teacher, but she's an alcoholic, and you know, he's such a great guy. And he's a pilot and she is a teacher, but she's an alcoholic and you know, he's such a great guy. He married her with her two kids and then she goes to the rehab place and then she gets better and he's still the greatest dad in the world. And then she's just kind of like, yeah, I think we need to break up. And I was always like, Oh my God. But then like in the rehab, I don't know, sometimes when people get sober, there's a clarity that comes with like,

maybe you were too enabling. I don't know what it is, but I just thought that was such an interesting part of the movie, because I was like, this guy has been nothing but fabulous and supportive to. People are obsessed with that movie too. Me, I did her last monologue at the rehab place. That's how I got my first major. Okay, well then you don't. It doesn't she. Of course, I did her last monologue at the rehab place. It's like how I got my first major.

Okay, well then you don't. It doesn't, she, of course, I cried the whole way home after I saw it. I thought it was the saddest movie. Oh, when she talks about how she said when she leaves. She forgot to pick her kid up from school. Yeah, and, but it's, isn't it, remember after that, they like, they break up with them.

Yeah, they break up. And it freaking sucks, and it shows them in the infinity pool. It was the first time anyone ever saw an infinity pool. And they're like holding each other. Do you remember in the infinity pool? That was one of those times that that was in the trailer, but not in the movie.

Whenever there's something in the trailer and then we don't see it, that was the first time we ever saw an infinity pool. Yeah, it was like, and then infinity pools became like all the thing and you didn't want to go to the hotel unless it had an infinity pool. And it's like, and then Infinity Pools became like all the thing and you didn't wanna go to the hotel unless it had an Infinity Pool. And it's like, and that movie was filmed

like right outside of, what is that city called? It's weird, Zee Want Teneo or something. Like right outside of Cabo. Oh, we've been there. Yeah, cause it's really beautiful. But yeah, that's a sad, sad, sad movie. Well, Eric J, according to sources, doesn't give a damn about Tom Girardi, amid his dementia.

He has been convicted of embezzling more than 15 million from clients. I don't know how they're going to get the money, who's going to get the money, but that's done. So, shout out Burbank, as we're all three Burbank queens. He is at his luxury facility here in Burbank. Is it really luxurious? Well, I mean, it's whatever it is, it's in Burbank. The capital of those facilities.

Well, and then Jennifer Aniston congratulated her ex, Justin Thoreau, on his engagement. He's engaged to a girl who's like 30. But is that a congratulations or is that like a you know I mean if you're if you're I don't know like isn't that like well congratulations good for you yeah yeah awesome hope you hope you're oh my god I hope you're so happy right period I hope that you guys just have the love that you never had with me. Even though I gave you everything

and I was in love with you, but it's fine. Have a great life. And she's already pregnant or no? No, well, probably soon. And. Heather, why don't you do a Tyler Henry on what's gonna happen with this woman. Tyler Henry has a new show, by the way, on Netflix.

I don't know if it's come out, but his hair is longer, and I just wonder if he's going to be the same. But anyway, OK. Was there a, I see it. I see that. I don't know why they're showing me this. I see a guy from your past with brunette hair, and he's with, oh, looks like she was born on

the premiere date of Friends. That is so interesting. But will they stay together? And then that outer circle will be like, oh, I am good, I am great. You know, Justin, he always wanted to be a dad, and I just was a dad to the dogs, and I thought that was enough, and then I realized, you know what, we are going in different directions, and I don't need to catch you on that highway.

She's exactly like her. The level that your face transforms. Yeah, of course she doesn't care. I always wondered if this was even a legal, real marriage, because it seemed like such a clean easy break. Or maybe they just had massive pre-naps. I don't know. Maybe they just had real easy pre-naps.

Is he gonna stay with this girl, Tyler? Or what's our prediction? Oh, Tyler. Interesting. Okay, so I see that they're going to be, I see them like on a studio set where it's like a, looks like a house, but it's only the front of the house. So, and so they're going to be, yeah, they're, they're doing a movie together, but it's, oh, okay. It's not going to be a success. Great. Oh, okay, great. Good to know. God, that is good. It's not going to be a success. Great. Oh, okay, great. Good to know.

God, that is good. That's great. You know what? Not everything I do is a success either. Yes, so there you go. But yeah, I think when you find out your ex and you're a public person, of course you're right. Of course you should be like, and I don't know if she congratulated them via under a

thing or if she was a red carpet and was like, oh, I'm thrilled for them. Yes, of course, that's what you should say, I'm thrilled for them. He Bugs, Jennifer Aniston is fucking thriving, okay? She's doing the morning show season 12 or whatever the hell with Jon Hamm and the whole, I really wish that stayed better.

I love the first season and second. That's what people are saying. I loved the first two seasons so hard but maybe I'll just like binge the last two. But she's doing great. She does awesome in that show. The work or whatever has settled. Yes.

Because like at the Friends reunion, I thought I was a little bit bummed. Just her face. Yeah. It wasn't that it was that bad. I just thought I was just disappointed. She wasn't like as like, like sort of like she used to be, I guess.

And now she is. Like she looks really, really, really good. Yes, she looks great. She's good. Speaking of other shows, I talked a little bit about how I was gonna finish watching The Perfect Couple with Nicole Kidman on Netflix. And it got mixed reviews, however,

a lot of people liked it. But I think anybody that really didn't like it, I think they went in expecting to see A Big Little Lies because you see the photo, you see the little thing of it and it's like, Oh my God, it's Nicole Kidman. It's Liv, how do you say his name? The husband of Shriver? Yeah. It's and they're rich. And it's Nantucket. So it's rich, how do you say his name? The husband of Shriver? Yeah. And they're rich. And it's Nantucket. So it's rich people. It's infidelity.

It's a murder. This is going to be everything that gets me wet. This is everything that everybody wants. And then you start watching. And it's basically you're watching like a version of the movie Clue. It's like corny. It's like kind of corny.

And things don't make sense sense and it feels outdated. And like at one point, you know, they bring up an Apple Watch and the cops are like, Apple Watch? Do you know that this can tell you when people sleep and when they don't? I'm like, what are you saying? Like it was just like, so each episode is kind of like, you're kind of wondering who did what, but there's new information that goes and goes and goes. But from what my experience was,

it was a little hard to get through. Are all the episodes there? But then it's so ridiculous that I kind of want people to watch it so that we can like rip on it more. Sounds like Knives Out. I don't know what they said. They said it's like Knives Out.

They said it's like the Tenenbaums, where it's kind of like you're watching it and you're like, why is this so cheesy and bad? But you have to accept that was the point of it. It wasn't just like a lazy, because at first you're like, is this a lifetime movie but produced by Netflix? Like, what the fuck is this?

And like the cops are like, like keystone capers. And like, there's this one, like the casting's horrible, like, this is one guy who's, like, a junior detective, but he's, like, 70, and I'm like, he wouldn't still be a cop, but whatever. And then the girl is, like, the girl cop is, you know, with her accent, and...

She's a dyke. Yeah, and, uh... Well, I could get an audition for that. Yeah, you could do a get-together audition for that. No! Good. What's going on in here? Did she have an accent? Yeah.

And then, oh, yeah. She's like, yeah. And then there's just ridiculous things going on that make no sense, and lots of cheating, and all of that. And I did a TikTok on it, if you want to go to my TikTok, where I reveal a little bit more about it. But are all the episodes there? Did you completely finish it? I did.

It's six or seven episodes, and I watched the whole thing. So you know who did it or so? Yes, I know who did it. And based on a book, and people like the books, but I think when you're reading the book, it's like you're imagining things, and it maybe doesn't feel as hokey and unrealistic that all these rich people are going and talking

to the cops without attorneys. I mean, off the bat, you have to say this isn't meant to be taken seriously. End of story. You know what it reminds me of from your description? This is not a real murder. Like Big Little Lies was meant to be like you felt like you lived in Monterey and you were living this life with these women and every week the music like would just get you so excited. And you see Nicole Kidman by the beach in a sweater and you're like all excited.

And then this just isn't that. It reminds me of that show where they wrote the mean letters from the neighbor. Wicked little letters? Yes! Is it like that? It was, yes. Okay, the mean letters from neighbors

was based on the article from The Cut about these people who said that someone was haunting. They bought their dream house and they were getting letters, right? Said to them about the watcher. Yeah, the watcher. I'm the watcher. Remember the guy, Rose Brunt?

Yes, and I started to watch it too and I dropped out for that reason. I was like so excited. I'd read the article, but I also knew having read the article that there really isn't a real conclusion to it. And so I was like, ah, I don't think this will be as fun for me, so I bowed out.

But yeah. It got so dumb and ridiculous, like where he hires a private investigator and a psychic, and we were just like, this is the dumbest shit in the world. So you stopped. I did stop. But anyway, I also felt they might have each just gotten like $2 million until they all had to film this in six days.

But it felt very, like, very thrown together. And the one part that really bothers me is, like, she's an author and she has a book launch. And she keeps the book launch date, even though someone was found dead on her property the day of her son's wedding. But the show must go on. So everybody's enjoying times day of her son's wedding, but the show must go on. So everybody's enjoying times and her son's getting really drunk and then her husband shows

up really drunk and he takes the mic and he kind of reveals that they're not the perfect couple and then she's trying to ha ha and then he's drunk singing and she's joining in and then all of a sudden you know he like falls off the stage because he's so drunk. But then a band, a marching band comes in and there's red, white, and blue balloons that come. And because I guess that was set to have happened. And I'm like, so are you telling me that like, if this was set to happen, there wasn't somebody

like the gay, you know, party planner that would have been like, hold off band. And why do you need a band at your book lodge when the book is called Death in Dubai? It wasn't called like Americana does me right. It just, I was like, that's where I was just like, what? And so then, and that's when I realized, oh, this is not meant to be good or set in reality.

Everybody's an awful person. Every time there's like a new thing that you're like, you can't see it coming because the things are so ridiculous that they reveal each episode. And that bugs. Or it bugs, but it doesn't bug because you're not predicting it. But don't you kind of want to figure out the mystery

if it's like clue? And then when it comes out of nowhere and you're like, well, no one would have could have figured that out because you have that information that's right but that's what it is you won't be able to figure it out also if you watching that Annette Benning show Apples Falls why do we get to watch that with you like it's bad like that it's as bad as Apples Falls yeah that was which was also a book this you know what I want I want to interview some of these authors who are rich enough to come on Juicy Scoop and say,

yeah, I hated what they did to my book. I got millions of dollars, but it was fucking ridiculous. I'm totally embarrassed. Read my book and imagine a much better movie in your head because they slaughtered it. Because you're the director of the movie in your own mind. You don't make it cheesy unless that's your jam. You know what it made me want to go back to reading?

I really haven't been reading much at all. It's been a long time, because I'm on my phone all the time working on Juicy Scoop. You're welcome. And I feel like I just want to get back into a really good book where I can escape and imagine what the person looks like and all that. And it hasn't been made into a movie yet.

And I just can do my own thing. That is why people are taught to read. That's right. That is why, so you can escape and do your own thing with it mentally. Yeah, absolutely. Girls, tell everybody what's going on in your exciting life. You do it, my man.

We know Heather likes it when you do it better. Oh, God. I know, I felt mean the last time. I felt like I scolded you, sorry. No, that's okay. Well, as you know, you're going to come see Killer Burlesque in Portland, Oregon. But you can hear us every week on our podcast, Dumb Gay

Podcast. Right now, we're heavily, heavily into the election. So like if you're not. Because I don't talk about it. So go get your comedy and your rawness from the girls. Yeah, like if you're not into that at all, then don't bother, but if you just want to like, you know, dip in and see what's doing, then yeah. The live show's in like six weeks.

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