Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Caught Cheating and Sugar Baby Tips with Fortune Feimster

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

Don't forget;) I am on tour! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net AND get tickets to the Live Stream at moment.co/juicyscoop RHOC David Beador is getting divorced from his second wife, and I have a lot of thoughts about it. Lisa Rinna confronts Kathy Hilton. Hailey Bieber likes basic sex. Then the hilarious Fortune Feimster is here! How much do Uber drivers hear, and what if you cheat in their car? Hilaria and her 7th baby Ilaria are doubling down on being Spanish. Shakira has had a bad year. Armie Hammer’s ex-wife is caught. Sisterwives are back, and Fortune identifies as Kody. Such a fun show, enjoy it!  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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With real life hot cat Listen in, Loser-Rogue, woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I've got your girl Fortune Feemster coming on a little bit. We recorded yesterday, but there's even fresh hot topics today that I want you guys to enjoy.

Hotdest news ever is that I am sporting a new hair too right now. So you've got to go over to my YouTube to see it and make sure you subscribe. Now, because I'm going to the bros premiere, that's the new romantic comedy, I am going to be on the right carpet, looking pretty cute with a pretty shocking new do. Okay, so we're going gonna hope that it works out. I've got a middle part, I'm wearing it up, trying to be funky, I don't know.

I do my own hair and makeup, so it's what I have to do, what? It's slag. And he's like slag girl. So anyway, most exciting news though, you guys, is you've been begging, you've been asking for it, you've been saying, please, Heather, please. Yes, your wish has been granted. My sold out show in New York City, Saturday, October 15th.

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two Fridays ago I think it was um David Bedore former husband of real house has mostly Shannon Bedore they got divorced and he and his girlfriend Leslie at the time she became pregnant. I think they got married either before after she had the baby. The baby's like one and a half and it was that Friday like two Fridays ago I guess that he filed for divorce from her. Everyone's like quite you know it was quite shocking. I talked about it on my live show. I don't think I talked about it on here because a few days later, she posted, Leslie Bador posted.

He has retracted his divorce filing and go back to your regular television viewing, churned off comments. So we're like, okay, I guess he filed and then took it back. That's kind of crazy that you would actually go through a legal proceeding like that unless you're 100% sure but maybe whatever maybe they really are in love and they're gonna make it work. That was it. I saw I didn't really even

talk about it. Well this morning Leslie Bedore who I follow posted, I am filing. And she wrote, I am filing for divorce. Well, this is not what I would have ever expected. It is what is best. I value myself and my children. Thank you for the family and friends that are supporting me. More, I'll share more later. So it's really interesting that so many people

in Juicy Scoop obsessed, sent this to me, are very obsessed with the fact that they're getting divorced. And the reason I love talking about housewives and interviewing them is because I can relate to so many stages of these women's lives, whether it's marriage, divorce, kids, all of it. So that's always been my interest. And this being won, we saw Shannon and David's long-term marriage fall apart. And from the moment I met Shannon,

it was at a USC game, Tamron invited me. She wasn't announced to be on the show. I met David and they seemed perfectly nice together. And I was like, what made you decide to do the show? And she's like I don't know I think I have more going on in my future and I'm excited to do it. And she said and I kind of want to see my marriage played back. And I was like wow that's interesting. So I think they had their issues for a while. And then of course she was so open we saw it all. And I think anyone that was you you know, a fan of hers or even watching the show agreed this couple should no longer

be together. He had cheated. They'd gotten back together. They went to therapy and she had to go to a rat us and in and lay on a dirty floor and at pretend like she was dead and what he would say at her eulogy, we got to see all of that. We got to see them renew their vows. And we got to see her of that. We got to see them renew their vows, and we got to see her tell everybody on the reunion for the first time that they went to Hawaii together and during the trip, he's like, I'm leaving you and left and filed, and that was the end. They're horrible going back and forth of divorce all of it. He then meets Leslie along the way of after being separated, officially getting divorced after this time,

and they fall in love. And she's a much younger woman. He's 57, I think, Leslie's like 36. She had two little kids, and then of course the little girl they share together, and they got married, and we really haven't heard much from them, as far as a couple,

and Shannon's gone on to have her boyfriend and now they're three kids. I think the twins are 18 and the oldest outers 20. So when I first saw that he filed for divorce, I thought, wow, you know, well, you know, these sometimes these things don't work out. And maybe he also realized like God, this marriage isn't working since he was the one that filed it This marriage isn't working and I don't want to be paying Spousal support for a number of years at least this way

I'll probably only really have to pay for my daughter and and I thought I wonder how much child support She's gonna get because he isn't older guy and I always wonder and maybe my divorce attorneys can tell me this My understanding is when you ask for child, the people that really get what they are supposed to get, where the guy can't hide it or anything, is when the guy doesn't have his own business, when he's like a police officer or a teacher, and they take 25% of your income gross, and that is what the child support usually is. If there's two kids, it's 50. And it can never be more than 50

because the guy couldn't really survive unless than that. So, but when people have their own businesses and stuff, they can manipulate maybe that 25%. So he has his own business, and I'm not saying that has his intention to do that. But being 57 years old and having his own business, my question is, what happens if he stops working? He's an older man.

He retires at 60. Does she still get that set amount every month? So look, that's why girls, it's just a very risky thing to you think you're marrying this guy. And I'm sure he presented himself in such a great way. I'm sure he acted like he was super into her younger kids. Probably put them on the shoulders and everything. Acted like he loved going to Disneyland.

And then once the baby was born, he was like, you know what, I'm sweating in 100 degrees at Disneyland with a knee brace on. I'm 57 years old. This isn't as fun as I thought it would be second time around. It probably became pretty crotchety to her, probably started to treat her, maybe the way Shannon was treated. And she was like, forget this. And being that she's a mother of young kids, maybe something happened where she felt he wasn't being the stepfather she thought he was going to be. We know not only sheet and he know the real story

but i think people are overly interested in this because i think the majority of housewife viewers our women that are probably identified as first wives myself being one of them and so we really felt sympathy whether we're still married to our first husband or not with the Shannon Bedore situation and her husband doing the ultimate cliche of marrying a woman

20 years younger than he and having another baby that and then for it not to work out heavily up happily ever after for the woman at home that's enough as a senior like well isn't karma bitch David Bedore and to you young cute thing I hope you realized it and now she is a single mother of three twice divorce her journey is not going to be an easy one and whether you like her or not or we really don't know much about her except for the few things that she's posted but you... that's the thing listened girls if you are that girl in your thirties and some rich older guy who all god does he have the bitch wife that he was with for twenty years he's so sweet to you he acts so into your kids

really look at what the relationship was like with his wife and you know know what? So few people, you're like, God, I wish I just could see a camera in your home from your marriage before I met you. Oh, wait, you can. It's called Real Housewife of OC. You could have literally watched his reaction with his wife for several seasons. And then like, really really it's really just the two of that I just know that that guy with his second and third wife will still be the same house when he was with his first wife as he was with you so I found out something very interesting I have a friend I'm gonna find out more about it she is a single mom and she's

very discerning about who she dates. She told me the other night at dinner that she pays for some service, that when she is going to date a guy and he says he's divorced, all were great. My ex wife, she's a delight. Whatever he tells you, there is a service that will look up his divorce proceedings and let you know what the real issue was. Because before you go out with that guy, maybe you want to know, was there a domestic violence call ever?

Was there restraining order ever? Is there something in the proceedings that said he turned off our heat and water? He changed the locks one day when I was on a girls trip. He had my car repossessed without me knowing. Is there some weird shit like that? Some real down-dirty, awful, ugly, divorce stuff? Because if that happened, chances are, girl, you know, this might happen to you too. So that is just a general warning as someone who's walked on this earth for a number of years and seen a lot of different things.

And you know, I wish Shannon and her daughter's happiness, hope this doesn't affect their life too much, hope that Leslie and her girls get along. And to the next girl that dates, David Bedore, good luck to you too. Have fun. Okay, Haley Bieber went on a podcast, not juicy scoop, and you know, talked about everything. Turns out she likes doggie style with Justin. She likes night sex over morning sex. And what was the last one? That was like a third one. with Justin. She likes night sex over morning sex. And what was the last one? That was like a third one.

Too likes to sleep. She didn't date Justin while he was with Selena Gomez. And pretty much that's it. So me too. I like doggie style and I like a night sex over morning sex. So girl, we are just the same. Other than that, no, I didn't find anything else very juicy, but good for them, they seem happy. Sex in the city, yes. I think we already confirmed this, but I'm excited. Aiden is coming back to and just like that. I have said my prediction of what would happen.

We're going to see, um, Carrie, you know, having really good hot sex with her little bit younger podcast producer. She is somehow going to run into Aiden or oh, I just got a vision, just got a vision. Stealing from a guy's we fucked, which a lot of people stole from. The producer or so many other podcasts goes you should interview ex-boyfriends that you dated.

Aiden comes along, does it, to be nice. She's like, you know what, I'm not doing that great, you know, with the Ché Diaz leaving the show. I need like a little boost. What is there anyway, Aiden? He comes by. She's talking to him and she's like, but now, Aiden, you are married. You're the fabulous father of three boys and he's married, you're the fabulous father of three boys,

and he's like, I'll take fabulous father of three boys, but married. So that's when she realizes he's not married, and she's like, I would have never done this, I would have never brought him here. So there's gonna be a moment where they have several episodes of, do they don't they what is this dance I

want to say she might even like screw both of them a day apart and how does this work and talk about doshing in between and the bachelor at does it and finding funny little reference and psych there the charlotte says anyway neeless to say super excited I found him always to be really hot and cute, and maybe he's still making his furniture. Maroon five, after all the stuff that Adam with happened with Adam Levine, not being able to stop DMing girls who are 20,

they announced Tuesday that they are kicking off their Las Vegas residency in March. So girls, make sure you start DMing them and letting them know what hotel room you're going to be in. Gross. Also this girl, who is, what's her name? Her name was Allison Rose. She's going to give it a big chunk of money.

She's one of the Instagram models that he was DMing for a strip club event. You know, it's nice. You don't hear about strippers that much anymore. You know, it's nice to know that COVID is really pretty much over and that girls are back just stripping in the club. You know, they had to do so much work on only fans and web camming it because of the pandemic. But now you can get DMed by Adam Levine and turn it into a nice fun live event for yourself. So good for you. This is just a

picture of a stroller. And Annie's like why do you have a photo of a stroller out in the streets? Well this morning when I was on TikTok I came across it's got 1.2 million views on TikTok. I found it very interesting. And it said in Denmark, everyone has their babies sleep outside in their strollers with like a certain kind of blanket that keeps their body temperature just perfect, whether you're at your house, you just push the stroller outside and like open the window. But also, all the people walking around the city of Denmark just leave their babies in the strollers. Like, you know when you go to Disneyland and there's like all the strollers and then you're

waiting in line to go on the ride, there would be like 10 babies if this was to end Denmark just sleeping there. And they said, and nobody's worried about anybody stealing the baby because nobody in Denmark wants the responsibility of having to take care of another baby and they make it so nice for when you have a baby like you don't want for anything. Cornie, this tick-tock, every, you know, you can always feed it, you always have a home for it. So everyone's like, have a baby.

Great. Leave it outside. Great. No one's going to take your baby girl. And so I'm just saying if you're looking for a baby and you're on vacation, they're out there for the taking. Does anywhere, any restaurant, people go, we just leave them outside, we go shopping,

we go having to eat. Now, I don't know if this is true, but I'd like to hear from a Denmark juicy scooper and where is your baby while you listen to me? Oh, Chloe got some shit because she's, you know, gotten so thin and she said, two gummies, lemme gummies by from Courtney and Chloe said, I'm such a fatty, I already ate two lemme gummies.

So, you know, they're all taking their shots and getting skinny. Real housewives of Salt Lake City, saw a preview, this is coming out. This is why I'm so excited for the live juicy scoop in New York City, which you can get now and stream it and be ready to watch with your friends whatever or at home by yourself. And they do a really great preview of them doing when the show first started

in 2019 and where all the relationships are with with each other and it looks like Heather and Whitney are fighting bad weather distant cousins that they were called they always had each other's back this year they don't and my prediction is I think Heather gay has changed a lot and I think the audience is going to possibly turn on her this season I'm not wishing for it. I have gone out and had some fun times with Heather Gay, but that's my prediction is that, you know, she has really enjoyed the last two years of this stardom, the fandom, all of it. And that's what happens. Sometimes people start feeling themselves and and then the

way it's edited may not be we'll see we'll see uh... marieth is it really standing up for gentrita who then we know is facing all these years in prison she gets sentenced around uh... november i think

for her whole crimes and leesa barlow Barlow and Meredith are not getting along. It's gonna be juicy and I'm excited to watch it. Also real house lives of Beverly Hills. You'll have seen the episode by now. I only saw the little preview that they've given us and this is the moment where Lisa Renna and Kyle sit down with Kathy. And Lisa Rennie is playing a family therapist. And she's sitting there with Kathy and she's like,

Kathy, the things that you said when you were really had your outburst in Kathy's like, I don't have a temper, but maybe that day I did get a little angry. Woof! You're so angry. Yeah, you were saying a lot of awful things about everybody, and I just want you to realize, you know, what was going on? What would make you have those outbursts? What were you feeling inside? And then Kathy's like, well, let's talk about you for a minute. You've been quite unkind. I think that you were cruel, Kathy.

Well, I find you to have been unkind in your past, too, Lisa. Woof! So now you're gonna turn it around on me. Anyway, very excited. I talked about this on Tuesday, and I'm getting all the different points of view of people that really believe that since there is no audio evidence of these things that Lisa said that she said, it can't be true or it's exaggerated or they're trying to divert the viewers from the bad behavior of Erica and what happened when Kyle

said to Erica, I can't protect you, stop talking about, you don't care about the victims, I can't protect you. People are like, this is the fab force five, really kind of playing their chess game like, ooh, Erica, stop talking like that. I can't defend you if you act like a bigger asshole than I already thought you were. So we'll see, but I think this, her confronting Kathy to her face

about the things that she said, about everybody, I think she said them. She's confronting her on the show she said them so very juicy can't wait to continue to watch everybody for the live stream for all the shows coming to your cities for joining patreon and join patreon now you'll get a discount code for the live stream in new york

everything is that heather mcdonald dot net a discount code for the live stream in New York. Everything is at HeatherMcDonald.net. Okay? All right. Now for Fortune. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. You guys, you have a real treat for you. You got something sweet. You got something salty. How about some good fortune with Fortune Feemsterk? Come here! I'm back to the juice-ly scoop! Wow fortune, you have had the most exhausting last three years.

Yeah, three! For anyone's life. It has been very crazy. I've been gone for the last five months filming in Toronto. And how did you enjoy Toronto? Did you get to have much time off and do anything cute or fun? Oh yeah, a little bit.

In the beginning it was kind of not as crazy. So we would, you know, explore Toronto. It was cool. Everyone was really nice. And then the last three months, I worked like 15 hour days. Wow. It was insane.

But honestly, super cool. It was all action stuff. I've never done that before. So you're like rolling under a car. Yeah, I like that. Climbing across the floor, guys. Really, explosions. And when you helicopter,

when you hold a gun, do you do it straight or to the side? I did it right either way, straight. Oh, and did you get to work with real guns? Yeah. I mean, the blanks. No, I know what it is. Like go to the firing range and really learn. No. Did you grow up with guns?

No, no. No, I had been to a range before, so I knew a little bit, but no, it's not something I was very familiar with. No, that's right, you were a Debbie Todd. I was a lady, not a key. But I loved it. It was like so different. You know, it was fun to do something

I hadn't done before. Well, now you're gonna do something that you used to do and that's talking about juicy scoop. That's right. You have a lot of topics. I want to just say I've got my shows. The Iax Show, I'll be in New York City,

October 15th. And it's almost sold out. Almost. And then also in Vegas, October 22nd. And it's almost sold out. Almost. And then also in Vegas, October 22nd. Yeah. And then you have your special coming out, October 25th. Yep. It's called Good Fortune. Love the name. It'll be on Netflix. You can watch Sweet and Salty in the meantime.

That's right. But yeah, I'm finishing up this tour. I'm going out on some more dates. And then it comes out like two days after my last date. I love it. Yeah, I'm going to Birmingham, Alabama and Memphis Tennessee, the sweet hymn. Oh, are there tickets around? Yeah, there's some tickets.

Okay, you guys get those tickets at FortuneFans here.com. Love it. Oh, we already plugged it. I'm going all over the Northeast too. I do need Newark, New Jersey to come out. I'm going to I do need new work new Jersey to come out They're gonna need to step it up. I need the juicy scoopers in Huntington, New York and Newark, New Jersey Okay, source Connecticut you got it. I feel like there's gotta be Not gonna unleash the juicy scoopers. Yeah, please get for sure. We're going to Delaware

Rhode Island for Montenoo Hampshire all the area There's, I know juicy scoopers are chilling, just waiting to be entertained. And they are going to get it. And it's fall. There's, get your pumpkin spice latte. And head over to the show, girl. Ah, just throwing a scarf. That area is actually very beautiful.

Right, you get to go to a good time of year. You're not gonna hit like horrible. No, I'll see you kind of weather. Pretty trees. Well, when you're on the plan, I. No, I'll see you kind of weather. Pretty trees. Well, when you're on the plane, I hope this doesn't happen to you. Oh, no, what happened? A girl who was chilling on a plane

with her husband, kids, and a wedding ring, when someone else noticed that she had 22 Tinder notifications. Someone noticed. So someone's sitting next to her and her, and she's got her family, and she's clearly married. Right. And then on the phone, it her and she's got her family and she's clearly married. Right.

And then on the phone, it says that she's 22 Tinder notifications. And what people have noticed is that all the apps on her phone are Arabic writing. Okay. So they're like, well, there's not a lot of open marriages for women to explore their sexuality in the, you know, in an Arabic world. So chances are like this is not an open situation. Right. I would. You see that. No. And so then the girl posted about it. People are very, you know, she wrote, you know, the girl, no, this the girl, this girl posted it, who's dying about it.

And this is a New York Post wrote about it. But that's the other thing. You gotta be real careful on the plane. Yeah. I know, because people look over your shoulder. Yes. I've watched movies on the plane where suddenly there's movies. And I'm like sweating.

I'm panicking. I didn't know that movies were coming up on the screen, but I feel like I've I'm panicking. I didn't know that boobies were coming up on the screen, but I feel like I've known something really wrong. And I'm like, y'all put the movie available to watch. I don't know. I'm the most people watch from their own device. And I've noticed some really risk-a-stuff like coming back from the bathroom.

Like all the good people's cabinets. And I'm like, and then I recently got real horny watching Tell Me Lies from Hulu. Tell me lies, what's that? That's just about this girl she's in college and she's getting her fuck on. And it made you feel awful. Yeah.

And it's really well done. I'm like, why didn't I have more sex? I know. Like she's sleeping with two guys. You'm like, why didn't they have more sex? I know. Like, she's sleeping with two guys. We were from sleeping with two girls. You were a good girl. And it didn't pay off anyway. It said here, it said on this story that a couple's

or a lot of couples are looking for a third. Yeah. I mean, I know you said she, this probably isn't an open situation, but is that the trend right now? A third. A lot of people are into, um, thruples. Thruples.

Truples. Truples. A lot of people are also into truffles. That's what I'm looking for. I think there's a, there's a thruple situation. There's a sister wife situation. Uh-huh. And then there's just a good old three some situation and I think they're all

Different I've been I've been hearing about LA people. Yeah, that I know celebrities who have are in a threpple now Well, I'm gonna tell you about That are in a threpple now that are in a thrupple like they're married and they have shared a Harding heterosexual or gay well this particular couples gay And which is uncommon because lesbians get very jealous and right Territorial you don't normally see that and they were like this is our girlfriend and I was like coming in our Listen no judgment. They now have a nanny too. I knew at about eight that thruples did not work.

Okay, how do you know that? Because my parents were realtors to a throttle. A gay, throw them in the back of the day. Yeah, they were ahead of their time by parents too. And, no, I'm not, by the way, they're all gay together. And I I'm not, my mom's like they're all, they're all gay together. And I was just like, all right, well then the two wanted to get rid of the third. And they had the original, one of the originals got booted out.

But they didn't know he was getting booted out. They were buying house, I've been wanting to be a realtor without him. And then when they sprung it on him, it got real ugly and he was very angry with my parents and he, I think, had some alcohol issues. And that's what I knew. That's what I knew at eight years old. I said, you know what? That I care how much someone will convince me

that a three-some will work, it won't. I can just make sure you are writing in your dear diary. Today's when I learned having a thruffle is not worth it, right? To sell for when I am an adult. Right, exactly. I think it's also harder. I don't know, I'm sure you can, but it's probably a little more difficult

to put three people on a title of a house. It's, I know people are now able to start putting three people on a birth certificate because I read about a thruple that had a kid and all three are on it, which I think would be, oh, what a fucking nightmare if they don't stay together. And chances are that the three of them are going to be together, like, and of course, living 50 years from now, I don't know. According to you, troubles don't work. They don't work. And now there's three.

This is Jim Edmonds, who's married to Megan King Edmonds. She was his third wife. And one day she said, yeah, I'm down for a three son. Really? And she invited this girl that she knew named Courtney. This one that's currently, they got kissed by him. Yeah. And then they got divorced and he married Courtney

this weekend. Wow, Thrupples, this is a cautionary tale. It is. Okay. It did not work out. Because I don't know if they had their rendezvous and then like they were good for another year, but somehow they re-selected. I mean it's a lot to say and I know Megan and I talked to her,

but now I'll even talk to her more about it. Like how do you feel like you're the one that was like bringing the the check in? Yeah, I mean you just never know. Well, I mean, we don't know the details of it. We don't know if, like you said, they maybe reconnected later. We're not sure. Right, but you know, that's why you don't do. But, there's another juicy story I thought you'd enjoy. Okay.

This woman is a uber driver. Okay. She did a real good TikTok. And she's fantastic. Every one of us is a TikTok. I like it She did a real good TikTok. And she's from Dallas. Every good, most of my news from TikTok. She was in Dallas and she tells a story of how she picked up her ride. He came out of the house. He kissed his wife and two kids goodbye.

Yeah. And he got in the car and he goes, oh, I'm adding a second stop to this. Okay. She's like, okay, they go to this other place and this other woman comes in, comes to the car with a bag. Oh. And she's like, I'm so glad that you, what are you going to get rid of your, you know, your shitty wife? Oh, no.

So sick of this shit. Oh. And then they cast and now they're going off to a hotel or something. And she goes on to say now listen i have an independent contractor this is my car i say kind of a member when like julie robberts go i say when i say who from pretty woman right right not comparing prostitutes to right uber drivers but essentially it's same thing they say when they say who get the fuck out of my car?

They don't have to do anything. So she drove him and the girl back to his house. It's like get the fuck out of my car. Wow. Do we know if the wife saw? I mean, I'm assuming she did unless the woman just got out of the car. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you're saying. Maybe if it's like, maybe they wouldn't have seen it, but I think like it's Dallas and this TikTok would viral.

The wife has got to know by now. I don't think he tipped her though. Probably not. He did not give her a good star rating either. Yeah. The moral of this story is that all these other people are watching the Tinder chick. Yeah. The person on the airplane was watching her, other people are watching. The Tinder chick. Yeah.

The person on the airplane was watching her. This lady, they got their own you. Yeah. Don't be a cheater. Yeah. Don't be a cheater because yeah. You know, you're right. Exactly right.

Some people are watching. They're not looking over your shoulder. They're not in the same room. The same thing and just sharing your info. You know, sometimes when I get into an Uber or a lift, I know I'm sharing a little too much juicy scoop, but I feel like it's also like my Christian service. Like I'm like this has got to have been the best ride this guy had.

That is what you have to offer the world. Yeah, it's so much juicy scoop. Why just save it for this podcast? It should be a 101 situation and I'm glad that you gave them the rod of their life and now actually after this I think I am gonna stop that oh really I don't know if it's they've got to go to your patreon if you want more of this check out my patreon hey thanks so much for the ride and as you enjoyed hearing me talk to my friend on the phone all the way down. You're gonna love my Patreon. patreon.com slash juicy scoop.

There's three different tiers. Yeah, I totally agree with you. But I also there, I think it's my Uber. One of them, they'd be like, what's juicy scoop? Like somehow my profile was the face from my podcast. Okay. Which I think I was a canward. I think.

It's like you're Uber. Not all of us are getting the picture and it says, Jesus, get up the side. Not all of us are doing big series in Canada. Listen, your eyes, it's wildly successful. This is what I gotta do. It's wildly successful. But I do think I should be a little more discreet

with my uber and lift guys, girls. But anyway, there you go. That was a good one. I just found this in page six and I just thought, you know what? Well, it's never too old to fall in love. This guy Larry Leads, he's the chairman of Buckingham Capital Management.

That sounds fancy. Until 2019. He just, I mean, he would working up until I guess 91. So at 93, he got engaged to this woman named Ginger who's 75. He's beautiful. And she has red hair. Yeah. You read it if your name was, your mom is ginger.

My mom's name is Ginger. But she's not a red head. No, she's like blonde. Blondish. She ever want to go red head just to be like just to fit the mold But she I feel like she should but she but she has fair skin so I could see it would be an easy transition All right, we'll tell her to consider it my mom is around this stage. She would have loved to have met this guy Oh my god. She loves older men and you know

Oh my God, she loves older men and you know, especially the rich. Yeah, for sure. Well, at least I like that he's 93, even though she's 18 years younger. At least it's not like a 28 year old, you know. He said he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. So that's good solid six weeks. I don't know, but yeah. He looks bright for his age. They call them bright. Good for them. Yeah, saying don't give up. I like it. I say you go girl. You go ginger.

Hilaria Baldwin. Yes. Game birth to her seventh. I think it is the seventh or is it the sixth? It's the that she gave birth to. Oh, but what but one came from a surrogate. Oh I'm in the middle. It's a seventh child not counting Ireland so Ireland would be his eighth child Alec Baldwin anyway, she named the baby Ilaria Ilaria so she's Hillary. Yeah, I think it's confusing when people have the similar or same name as the parent I always thought you know so many people do, you know, a junior or, you know, Robert Jones, a third or whatever.

A little so and so and big so and so. Yeah, like, but then the few times I would meet somebody like that was, that the mom named the child her. Yeah. Like, Kim Richards has a daughter named Kimberly from Real House's Beverly Hills. Right, right. My one friend of her mom, they seared the same name.

Yeah. And I was like, I would feel like if I did that, I don't know. Like, I think it doesn't happen because I think women are just more like, it feels a little like conceited and narcissistic. Like for men, it's such like a traditional thing. Like you're carrying on the family name.

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Elaria? Elaria. So it does have a... Elaria. Elaria. Okay. I see that getting confusing. I don't think she's done.

Really? She loves it. Well listen to you sharing all of it. It's good for them. I mean she, you know, she calls them little bald weenos. Oh, really? And that's fantasy. That's just that whole thing with her, you know,

like being that she acted like she was from Spain when she wasn't. She just was like, oh well, like she went off the social media for like a month and then she was like, I'm still gonna speak with the accent. This is like part of her now, you know? Yeah, who cares? Like, I don't really care what you guys think.

She likes to speak Spanish, you know. Speaking of babies, you know, I have a dream about finding an abandoned baby. I don't understand this. You've told me this before. Well, it's just a couple found one. Yeah. And it was, is that good?

That's good. Well, good that the baby was found. Yes, for sure. But this woman says she does want it. She does. OK, so can you just keep a baby? No, I don't know. No, you can put your name in a hat for it.

Yeah, I can. Yeah. Well, this story, this story, someone was trying to like steal, someone stole their neighbor's truck. Okay. And it was the dad of the daughter and he went and stole the truck and left the daughter the baby in this like little shed of this other couple. Yeah.

And so they went outside because they heard the commotion of the truck being stolen. Oh. And then they heard like a cry and they're like, wait, what? And so they opened it and the baby was there. So the mom took the baby right away. So it wasn't like a newborn. It wasn't like drop it off at a fire station. It was like a couple months old or whatever.

And obviously they got the dad and he's not a great dad. But where's the mom? We don't know where the mom is. But this lady, who's like probably 50 or so, said, I totally will take the baby. Yeah. Well that would be a good happy ending if that baby's in a terrible well obviously the baby's in a terrible situation. Yeah. It's being left in a shed. Like a very famous story of finding a baby is there was this this guy and he was gay and he had only been dating his boy

from for just a little while and they weren't rich And he found a baby on the subway and so he turned the baby in yeah, and then the social worker was like Any chance that you would want to adopt this baby and he's like gosh I'm not even that serious with this boy for anything He says the boyfriend is like would that be crazy the boyfriend's like no, I'd like to have the baby anyway The baby's like 20 now, I'd like to have the baby. Anyway, the baby's like 20 now. Whoa. And they're still together.

I love that. And they're still together. And some people send me that story all the time because I'm like, no, that is like the best story ever. You would keep, you found the baby now, would you? I would kind of like to keep on. Really? Because you're about to go into your best years, yeah.

I'd know it. All right. If you have one, I definitely would want. Brandon, six feet. I definitely want to like, you'd know it. All right, if you have one, I definitely would want. Brandon's six feet. Yes, I definitely want to like, you shouldn't start over. You should, what I would do,

this is what I do. If I find the baby, I just take it home for like the afternoon. Okay. Before I call authorities. Okay. And then I like give it a bath, like by,

I guess I'd have to go buy some balls and stuff, but I just want to have like, time alone. I guess I'd have to go buy some balls and stuff, but I just want to have like time a little baby head. Yeah, yeah. And then when it starts to like cry too much then I'm like, I found a baby, but I had a really good afternoon. Because you were like, oh, I could be going to the new port right now to get on the boat. Yeah, I am going.

I mean, today would not be a great day to find the baby because tomorrow I'm going to the bros premiere with Guy Brado See if you're already scheduling. I get to work. Right Um, I saw this movie last night. You didn't see it. I saw the don't worry darling It did really well this first week in I was dying to see it. Um, I'm not gonna Now you if you see the preview It is like everything I dreamed of aesthetically. Okay. It's the 19th, right?

Palm Springs, cul-de-sac, 1960s. Each house has a different, like, color door, like one door is yellow, one door is, you know, and the husbands leave to go to work and the women like you husband do. All the women have to do is do, like, make one pot roast all day and like dream martinis with their neighbor. I love that. That's it husband. All the women have to do is do like make one pot roast all day and like dream martinis with their neighbor.

That's it. That's all you have to do. But in the preview you see there's some secret thing. And you don't know what it is. That you would be good at that. Like the martinis with the wives, but you would be telling them all the gossip in the neighborhood.

Because this would be pretty podcast day. Well, they, they're, okay, when my podcast first started, a couple of years in, it wasn't doing that great. And this one people were still approaching me to be on TV. And Bravo was gonna do this show that came from Australia, that was about, for three months, we're gonna put, I swear to God, we're gonna put four families

like in a cul-de-sac. What? And we're gonna move you into this in a cul-de-sac. What? And we're gonna move you into this house from the 1960s. Oh my God. And we're gonna film it. So no Wi-Fi, nothing. What? And I'm like, but wait, okay, maybe I don't have a microphone,

but I have an oven and I looked up would I have a dishwasher? I think the dishwasher's were made. And you're like, what a plants is what I'm gonna do. And then I'm like, okay, I guess I can't do juicy scoop, but like, who cares? I'm so ready to be like a 1960s housewife. Anyway, we didn't interview and everything.

The boys said fine. I'm like, you'd give up your phones and everything. It's like, yeah. Wow, really? And then it never happened. I thank God. You would, three months, how long was it? I don't, yeah, it would have been three months,

but I would have been on a Bravo show and I would have been wearing 1960s outfits. I know what, oh my God, you would be so bored after a while. So, anyway, it's very curious about this movie and I don't, and of course, kind of like an M-night Shyamalot. Shyamalot, whatever you're like. There is a secret. And you kind of can't, what's the secret?

What is the society? So, I don't want to ruin the secret for anybody. Yeah, don't do that. So watch it and then maybe I'll talk about it on my Patreon this weekend or next week and I'll give a fair warning because I do wanna talk about it. But Harry was really hot.

And there's some good sex scenes. Well, that's what they've been talking about and all this controversy. Didn't he go down on or something? Oh yeah, that's what they've been talking about and all this controversy. Didn't he, like, go down on her or something? Oh, yeah. That's why. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And then you wonder, like, Olivia Wilde, who is, who Harry is going down on. Yeah. You know, she's the one that directed the movie. So she's the one that was like, this is what I want the sex scene to look like. And she's right, because the women, women are gonna go see this movie.

And we want to see you want to see Harry go down on a girl from the 1960s Harry. Was he a good actor? Yeah for the party yeah but he totally believable. Everyone was good. Everyone was good. This girl had this Kiki lane yeah she. Yeah, she's upset. She said all her parts were cut out But without knowing that she was cut out. She was a big part of it Wow, but it was like she's this this character where they're like what happened there like they don't there's something strange that happened to her Oh, so I don't know how much they would have cut out But she was I haven't had out of two movies so I get the feel yeah I feel I feel I don't know how much they would have cut out, but she was good at it. I haven't cut out of two movies, so I get the feel.

Yeah. I do feel it. You don't have any control over that. It is honestly, and most of the time it has nothing to do with you. It's like they've screened the movie. It's too long, or like they gotta get to stuff. It's usually that.

It's usually time for me. Well, Nick Crowley's in this too. He plays like one of the families in the cul-de-sac yeah and i'm thinking about it i'm like there's nothing that he did in the movie that was like that intricate to the moon there will be a lot of yeah he didn't you know and something exciting happened to me didn't say anything that was like super juicy so it's like well a lot of times if you aren't part of the plot, you're an easy cut.

I have been in things before. Same as real housewives. Yeah. If you realize that your scene is like kind of an off like a random scene and has nothing to the plot, you can, you know, depending on if they, what your rapport is, you can be like, can we add some stuff and you can kind of save your scene. Oh, that's a good acting tip. Yeah, I mean, my office Christmas party scene,

if I had to reveal... You played an Uber driver, right? I did, yeah, but I had to reveal, my only purpose was to tell her that there was a party. Yeah. If I hadn't had that, the scene would have been no point. Right, except it was the only funny thing, no point. Right, except it was the only funny thing. No, it's kidding.

It was a very funny thing. But they let me rewrite it. I re-wrote that whole scene. You were very funny. It was my friend, Gilliam Bell, I sat down and re-wrote the whole scene. Yeah. So sometimes that happens.

But then I got cut out of another movie, and I didn't realize, so afterwards, that I knew I was gonna get cut because it had nothing to do with the plot and when you get cut completely do they let you know like to some call you and go hey fortune uh... lady lady

i did get told i did not get told in the one movie but it was like a dumb kind of independent movie that they weren't very organized i found out from my co-star and then the other one the director did let me know Which was nice and then I've been in another thing where my stuff was Crazy whittled down and no one told me and I was at the premiere. Oh you went to the premiere No idea. I'm doing interviews and long in the red carpet taking pictures and then I watch it and I'm like

Oh, well that's embarrassing. And so you knew when your team came and went that that was it. Yeah, yeah. Did you still go to the after party for the free sliders? Yeah, I went for the sliders and I had to eat my feelings. So it happens, yeah, that's part of the deal. Look at you. Look at you.

It's a humbling business. Halloween is around the corner. Look at you. Look at you. It's a humbling business. Halloween is around the corner. Yes it is. And this guy is a model and reality star from Winterhouse. Summer house. Summer house. Anyway, it's a party pooper. Winter house is where they're all wearing sweaters.

That's no fun. This is a party pooper thing. So you wear it. There's no way I wear it. And then there's little fake legs and stuff. What is your Halloween costume gonna be? Do I want to reveal it? Oh.

Oh, that's gonna be a Jesus. Good. Secret. I mean, I would like to put it out there that Halloween this year is on a Monday, which is absolutely perfect when it works out this way. Really? That means you have good adult parties to go to

on Friday and Saturday, and even Sunday if you want. Or maybe it's Halloween Sunday or Monday. Anyway, so then by the time it comes, you just are burnt out and you, it's a Monday. So you have all weekend to be invited to parties. And then by the time money rolls around, you give out candy anywhere, sweats, and you don't give a shit as an adult,

or you're with your kids or whatever. So I'd like to put it out there that I would like to be invited to some very good parties. Okay, so invite them. I think that what happened, you get invited to parties. And I don't think I'm doing a trashy lingerie, sliddy corset outfit this year. You do like to prop those boobies. I think I'm done with that. Really? Yeah. But you've got good boobs. I know, but I just took a corset. I know. It's so hard and like- It doesn't have to be a corset. That's

the only way to make it work. Just a nice bra. You know I know bras. Just get you a bra girl. I mean, it is not, don't eat it. What's your best costume? Oh, what is my best costume? I mean, I, you know, my character, darling, whether someone who wears wachers,

that was always a hit. Yeah. We're that at Halloween parties. This is me in a tiny outfit. It's always a hit. True true. But I truth be told, don't love dressing up for Halloween. Do you know why I think we don't love it?

It's because I think. We do it all the time. Yeah, and I think because all those years that the ground links. Yeah. And those would have been the years to like hit the Halloween parties when we were like young. When we had all those wigs.

And I just did not even want to do it. I was just like, ew. Because we spent our all day every day for years by costumes and wigs, and dressing up, and crazy outfits that when Halloween rolls around, you're like, it feels like a chore. Yeah, yeah. So I do kind of like that, like now people do like,

iconic, uh, movie scenes, or take a star from an iconic timer, career like I kind of like that. Do you like the ones where they're like doing puns like they're a mix of something? I don't that's why I don't like watching foreign films I don't want to read. Okay you want the work to be done. Yeah I don't want to read. You want the work to be done for you. Yeah, and I don't want to have the couple come around and be like, oh, it's a night for the four of them. Whatever, we're played it.

I don't know. I just, yeah. I don't know. Like, yeah, somebody I knew did like a Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, but somehow combined it with Bill and Melinda Gates. And I was like, I can't just sit still. I don't need a rental, like just go fucking just looking cute. That's why I'm telling you, put on a bra.

Yeah, I imagine it feels like you've been venturing down South to Newport and Laguna a bit more. Yes, I'm hoping to get invited. I just got to say, those are the parties you'd want to go through. Yeah, I'm putting it out there, I'm secre to say those are the parties you'd want to go to. Yeah, I'm putting it out there. I'm secreting it. Okay. Can you put the vision board together?

Yeah, I feel good about it. Good Halloween, rich people parties. Okay. This is one of the costumes. That's a costume? Yeah. They said that this is actually, you could just, you could be Florence Pugh

from the movie that I just saw. But just that cac Coachella in a purple outfit like it was that memorable. I feel like not enough people know that outfit, right? No, but if I was walking down the West Hollywood Boulevard I would just think this person was dressed comfortably. Yeah, that's not gonna be good. Oh, but they're not gonna have the West Hollywood.

They're not, it's done. Where have you been? I've been in Toronto for a while. Did you go? I know, did you used you go back in the day? Sometimes, not every year. But what? They say maybe it's coming, maybe it's not.

You could be Blake Lively at the Metcalf you want. That would be a hard one. Oh, and then there was all these ones that you don't want to do. A little wordle-caw. Oh, you can't do a wordle-caw. It was? Scared? Wait, it's a be a wordle box? uh... you can't do a world you know it was scared it's a little bit of work

i don't even know how to play world that's like figuring it out let's talk about how you heard what's up with chicira i feel that she's getting divorced and he's already with another lady right and she's like going on trial for not paying her taxes which she did pay like twenty five million taxes what's going on the Spanish government said that that she didn't pay them correctly or something

it's for two years of taxes i know and then they're like they're trying to prove that she spent more time in one country than another like she claimed to be in the mojamas i don don't know. But her defense team says that the Spanish government loses half of their cases with taxes. So I feel really bad for her. I'm going through it. Yeah, and then on top of that, she had the husband that was some famous soccer player, some hottie.

And when she met him, he was like 23 and she was 33. I mean, and then they had two kids. 23 year old guy, that's hard. They had the two kids and now he cheated on her and now he's with some 25 year old. That's hard. And she had, yeah, he's with a 25 year old and she had to pay 25 million taxes and she's still facing track. Oh gosh, she's cute.

She's so pretty. I know. That's on a great picture. Well that isn't a great picture. Yeah, why did you get this just kidding? She's so pretty. This is style cast. That's not a good photo. I love her. She knew her. That's on a great picture. Well, that isn't a great picture. Yeah, why did you get this picture just kidding? It's so pretty. This is Stylecast.

That's not a good photo. I love her. She is really pretty though. She's been famous forever. When I was in college, she was like huge. And not in the US yet. You know, she eventually got very famous in the US, but she was like huge in Mexico. And did you do the voice?

I don't know, but I get. She looks ton on that show, don't they? Yeah, and when she looks really young, not in this picture, Godstalk, I want to be like to i don't know but i get she looks on that show don't they yeah and when she looks really on not in this picture godstalk i want to say stylecaster what style cast whoever wrote this article i cannot believe that this was your photo um i thought this was funny that prince George according to page six allegedly warned his classmates who were on his bad side that they better watch out because his father hashtag prince will you will one day be king according to royal author Katie nickel

will not just can't wait to be king i love that he's like already waving around his power but i'm like who is the insider like a third great uh... he's like already waving around his power. But I'm like, who is the insider, like a third grader? But also he's in line to be king too. Right, so he could, he didn't even need to use his dance name. I know you're right, I'm gonna be king one day, he'd be nice to me.

I have no, there's no way this story's true. There's no way, I would think that if you're raising more L kids, you would have already had this conversation that you never say, you better do what I tell you to do, because I'm gonna be king. That would be the first thing that you teach your kid along with, please, and thank you. All the protocols.

Is like, you never throw your crown or your dick around. Yeah, I don't care, Prince George. I can see the youngest one doing that your dick around right yeah, I don't care Prince George I can see the youngest one doing that though the one that's the one that's tongue out. Yeah, yeah He's thinking to talk about his mom. Maybe do you think he knows that he's never going to be king like chess I'll never be cares. I think when you're the second boy in my family. Yeah, you're like you don't like Harry He's he probably never thought he's like, yeah, I know and it doesn't even seem like it's fun anymore yeah cares but the but George is George is hot right

cutie I'm I didn't mean to say it's hot I'm saying he's a good looking kid okay I was like what he's a good looking kid and so so is she they're like a cute family family all right this this is kind of weird and juicy. This Utah woman did a Budwa photography. What does that mean? Budwa photography. Like, don't you remember? Budwa photography would be like a lady fuz'd over

with like a bloa, like laying on her bed. Oh really? Like old school. Yeah. But then of course people do the new version. OK. And she did sexy photos on her bed. Oh really? Like old school. Yeah. But then of course people do the new version. OK. And she did sexy photos with her husband. It looks like they're both pretty fit people.

And they did a bunch of sexy photos together. Well anyway, they were going to get divorced. And she wanted to split up the album. Like we can each keep some of them. And he's like, no. And he goes to she's like, well then I'm going to take him someplace. And they need to like Photoshop me out. And then the guys like, I, and he goes, she's like, well then I'm going to take him some place and they need to like Photoshop me out.

And then the guys like, I can't Photoshop you out. This is art. So in the end, they, a court said, okay, he's going to get, be able to keep the boot wall photography even photos, even though you're getting divorced. I wonder why that, how, how they decide that he has more ownership of that. I guess because it's Utah. Right, true. I think I was a gift to him. It was, oh, maybe it was a gift to him from her.

First of all, I would have first read it, I thought. She gave him a sexy book of herself. Yeah. And therefore wanted it back because it's sexy photos of her. Right. And technically it was a gift. But I think it's weird that they were in it together, first of all. That's weird.

And it's weird that if they're getting together for shvall, that's weird. And it's weird that they're getting divorced and he still wants them. Yeah. I would say let's burn them, let's bow to his burn them. I have a friend and she's married to, you know, they do well, they're wealthy. And she's really been the stay at home all the time, so the husband makes, you know, the money and stuff. And it was her anniversary. And they're pretty sexy couple with each other. Oh, a sexy couple.

And tell me more. And she's like, let me show you what I'm going to give my husband for her anniversary. She showed who you were. Me. And it was this, all these photos put into a book. And they're like fabulous photos. And she looks great.

And they're photoshopped and everything like everyone's but they look great and I like it think of is Like there's nothing I think Peter would want less For me to spend my money on How much was this photographer like here? Like I just like how there what did you pay for Photoshop? I could have, I could have airbrushed these. But I'm also like, do we think like the husbands of 25 years are going to be like, thank you. I'm going to jack off to this now.

Like, I mean, I'm pretty sure Peter's not jacking off to my last special. Like I'm pretty sure that isn't happening. It's a love letter to Peter. Yeah. Like he's like, oh, I see you every day for the last 25 years, looking like Cal every morning. And he knows your body up and down. Wearing the most on sexy, like, close to bad. And then here you go. I mean, to me, it feels like I would be doing that

to myself. Let me get my good photos before I age out of this laundry. I think it's laundry, right? Yeah, of course it is. Yeah, but in your mind, you hope that your husband's like super into it. Yeah, like, I don't know. That would be a good question for a dude.

Yeah. Who's not marrying? You should ask. I also thought like growing up, like I always wanted to be, like everyone always wanted to be a model, like whether, you know, to be a model, like if such a, and then when I finally got to the age where they'd be like, hey, we need, you know, you're gonna do this photo shoot.

It is so much for work. Don't you agree? Aren't you like, when you're doing it, you're supposed to be the one. No, when you know, when you have to do like, I hate fun. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I always thought I would like love it.

And it's like, oh my God, someone doing my hair and makeup and outfits and fans going, and when you're doing it, you're like, when is this over? Yeah, it's not great. It's not as fun as people think. I think the photo thing is if you're in a relationship is better in the beginning part. Because that's when you really want it

and you will get excited about it because it's still new and everything. But yeah, like who are you to yours then? And like who are you feeling fooling? Like that you're able to balance on this thing, like your machine, your face. Yeah, and like, I see that you're up as the kids in the next morning

and they get down for breakfast. And then like, what is it? Every night you go to bed, you're like, did you read your book yet? Like, don't forget to take your book on your work trip. I packed it in the fucking book. Then you leave it somewhere. Then you're like, you left my newty photos at the Marriott. Why would it be a pamphlet? So I'm guessing you're not going to do this for Peter. Definitely not. Definitely not the effort I went to put a speaker. No, definitely not. We'd rather just go on a vacation.

All right. Um, this was such a funny thing that I saw. Um, someone filmed someone else going into Disneyland like this. Right. So it's a stroller. But in the stroller, it looks like there's a little baby in the stroller. Even though it looked like it's almost, it looks like there's a little baby in the stroller. But it's almost, they have a security somewhere, but it's almost like how magicians would like put a girl in the box, but like her body would be curled up. So basically the baby's in there,

but they have adjusted the stroller so it's like the rest of the body is hiding. So just the face is in the baby part. So then when they take her out, there she is. That's her. Yeah, they show her coming out. So she was like standing in the bottom part with just her head. So because they don't have to pay. Yeah.

Wow. So the head was in there and then just pops right out. Oh my gosh. What is the cutoff, like two and unders free? Yeah, I think it's like, and I think, yeah, I think it's gotta be like, I mean, Disney's expensive. I can't play them.

I can't play them. I can't play them. I mean, I remember like, everything's crazy expensive there now. We, I mean, I know a lot of people do that for movies too. They put their child in, we like, act like you're asleep, suck your thumb. Oh really?

I'm not happy with that. Oh yeah, and then you just like walk in. I just heard people bringing like, their own snacks and stuff to the movies. We always would bring our own snacks to this day. And then, except yesterday, I didn't do that. Well, now you're fancy. Yeah, and we went to the fancy movie theater with the wine.

And then, but yeah, like when we go to the movie, they drive in, we used to like, it was like a quarter of a kid. A bunch of people in the corner. And then we put the blankets over us. Yeah, so when they posted this, were they upset about it or just saying, look at what happened, do we know?

I don't know that Disneyland knew. I don't think. No, but I mean, whoever posted it, were they like, get a load of this? Yes, they were kind of laughing about it. Oh, wow. Disneyland's gotten really expensive, check this out. You know, these two girls hid this little girl in there,

you know, and put her all to done. Do you know what's going on with Erica Jane? I don't. I'm even behind on the housewives. Well, you know, she's in a lot of trouble, because Tom's your already. She's been in a lot of trouble, right? Yes, you know, she's in a lot of trouble because Tom's your already. She's been in a lot of trouble, right? Yeah, she knew all about that.

But people were like, who is paying her legal bills? Well, there's some other attorney that used to be friends with both of them, another older guy, and he's paying all of her attorney bills. And so people think like, hmm, what's that about as something going on? But I'll tell you, baby, he was a good friend. He was a good friend of Mr. Gerardi and I.

And if he wants to help me, it's done to your fucking business. So there you go. Oh, that was a good impression. Thank you. Oh, can I ask you a lesbian question? Sure, I'm here for all your lesbian questions. Okay.

So this girl, Bronwyn, she's. Oh, she's from the house. Oh, see? Yeah, oh, see. She has seven kids. She was married to this guy, Seanwyn, she's... Oh, she's from the house. Oh, see. Oh, see. She has seven kids. She was married to this guy, Sean. I knew that. Then she, on the second season of her show, she's only had two seasons.

They took a break, but not real. They're like kind of married. First, she said she was by. Yep. Then she said, I'm an alcoholic. Okay. Then she said, I'm full-blown lesbian. Uh-huh.

Then she said, we're going to split up, but we're not gonna get divorced. Okay. And we're gonna do this thing called nesting, where you live in the house, and I go off by myself before we get a time. Yeah. Okay. And she's on her fourth serious girlfriend. Wow.

She did better than when I was a single lesbian. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was always like, can please someone date me? And she loves to post a lot. She loves to post a lot about herself. You mean when she's in these relationships, she's always like, she makes me happy.

This one makes me smile. This is the one. So then she wrote with her latest girlfriend, travel often, say yes, live your life and find the beauty in everything. Thank you for an amazing week And then whoever the girl was okay, and so anyway, um girls cute. I just wrote her It's hard to travel often when your mom raising kids who are school age, but somehow you do it and have a new girlfriend Don't be jealous. Oh, I am

100% bitter Betty in my fucking comment. Would you go have a last minute? Oh, would you go that trist? What's the word? Well, it's like, I feel like it kind of works out because it's like, you know, any time, anyone says it's like, you know what? It's time for take some time out for me.

Yeah. It's time to take some time out for me. And it's like, she did, and then she's always in the in the press You know talking about how the last girlfriend. She's like I have 10 or was it 10 orgasms a day and each one last 15 minutes. Wow. That's a good That's and I'm like good thing that girl that's good PR for lesbianism. Oh, yeah, they're pushing Yeah, we'll take it. And then I was like, wow, and I wrote God.

And we're like, oh, thank you. Yes. But I was like, wow, that's a lot of minutes out of the day, 10 times 15. That is a lot of orgasms. Yeah, and a lot of time. And I was like, good thing that you aren't with your children in LA and you have all day to lay it up in New York. But maybe it's whether it's school.

Let's me a zircraftee with their time management. Anyway, she's got a new one good for her. Yeah, I think there might come a day where, you know, you're like screw everything. I want to try this chick thing for a minute, Peter, you don't care. I want to have tin or casms. I, yeah, I don't know. I definitely enjoy like female company.

I don't know if anybody needs to like go down on each other, but I'm down. I definitely like love hanging out with my girlfriends. He's so cool. You're like, can I do the gaming without all this back? That's literally just friendship You were like can I would love to hang out with my girlfriends and no one kiss or touch I think I could have a female life partner that we don't't. So many women go. That we don't do that.

Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm a woman of a certain age where you can just tell the men, pools, dry up, they're not trying anymore. I'm like, find a lady. It doesn't have to be sexual. But right, exactly. And just live out your golden years with that woman.

I guarantee it will be the happiest years of their life. I know, not have to deal with companionship. No, I not have to deal with like it's the crotchety-ness of like some. Yeah. And you get two ladies that are taking care of things and you know there's less nagging. That's the best. I know. I am jealous. That's really nice. Ladies if you're single and of a certain age you're tired of looking for men. Just consider it. I'm telling you. Stop pushing your sick agenda on our shelter.

You're a part of our PR for lesbianism. Okay, you know about Army Hammer. I know a little bit, a lot of this has happened since I've been gone. I know what happened to him, had all this stories come out. So basically, there's a documentary that came out. I haven't seen it. And it's my understanding that it's actually was pretty tame and I think they had to leave

a lot out for the reasons. So legally, yeah. Yeah, legally have to leave a lot out. But it's about the Hammer family and I interviewed Army Hammer's aunt and she has told her story and written a book and book and she's in it about how it you know her grandfather was weird her dad was weird uh...

her brother whose armys dad was weird and according to her according to her yes allegedly out and so then when all this came out with army being into s&m and it's's crazy DMs to these girls saying, I wanna take one of your ribs in barbecue and eat it. She's like, wow, well, I wonder if anything can happen to him because who knows, is weird stuff. So then they do the documentary

and it's my prediction now that he will work again. I just think you're watching this and it's like, these girls dated him and, you know, and yeah, they wrote nasty stuff and he was into like the 50 shades of gray stuff. He was like a centric kind of more like that. I mean, I think they were traumatized. I truly believe they were traumatized, put into the shrill, shim.

Oh, okay. But I'm saying as someone watching it, you're kind of like, okay, you know, you're the one that like, you know, agreed to step into this relationship. And it was really hard because as we're trying to do the documentary, they're like, but we also want to respect people that are into S&m and kinks and fetish and that's not this this is someone using that

to actually abuse women is what they were trying to say meanwhile he had this beautiful wife what's he married when he was doing all this yes okay but I think you know when he was with these girls I think they were separated oh they're separated I see so the girls were you know I mean I think he was with these girls, I think they were separated. Oh, okay. They were separated. So the girls were, you know, I mean, I think he was pursuing girls when he was married, but at the time that the two girls that were featured in the documentary were, so this girl is with chambers.

She has a bakery in Texas called Bird Bakery. That's his ex-wife. Yes, okay. And she's very pretty and there were always on the right carpe together and have two perfect little kids. Okay. Now, since this, there's this other girl way yes okay and she's very pretty and there was on the red carpet together have two perfect little kids okay now since this there's this other girl that was that wasn't featured in the

doc but she actually got gloria all red to represent her to pursue a lawsuit with army over alleged abuse during the relationship that girls her instagram is called house of fe she in the last week or so released texts and messages from Elizabeth saying like, oh my gosh, share more, share more, I'm trying to get custody, you know, anything you can say that'll like make him look bad,

please put out there. And she put it out there because Elizabeth just went out on a press thing and said, he's doing great. We're not we're no longer together, but he's healing. And it's making me think that she's like, I think what happened. Okay, then the latest is this Elizabeth Chambers former friend has come forward and said she used my email like making it come from me to send stories to the press about him flirting with other women and all this stuff to set her case for divorcing him and getting custody and making him look bad. Now she's trying to say he's healing, he's been a rehab. She's walking it back.

I don't think she wants him back. I think she wants him to say he's healing, he's been a rehab. She's walking it back. I don't think she wants him back. I think she wants him to work. No, I don't want him back walking her actions back. No, I don't think she thought anyone would find this out. So I think she thought this stuff would never come out. And now that the documentary came out, it's been a little while. Who's the Iron Man guy, Robert Downing Jr.

has put him through recap and is like standing by him. Oh, I didn't know that. And I think now she's like, I don't want to stay married to him, but I think she's thinking, um, he's got to keep working for me to like get this child's port and live this life. And I don't want him to, I don't want the father of my kids to go down like, like I think she was so angry in the beginning of his cheating that she was like, let it all out. And then when the dust settled, she was like, yeah, but she's been found out. Whoa, that's a lot. She still has a bakery.

That is a lot. I went to the bird bakery in Texas. You did. She lives there. How does she live there? Why is it in Texas? It's good. It's good bakery. It's like real cute. Oh yeah. Cute bakery. Anyway my prediction, if anything comes out of this whole story you just told, is it I'm gonna go check out that bakery. I know a lot of people did jokes about when he was talking about eating ribs. They're like, you know, is there like a meat muffin, right?

Whatever. So dumb. I, I don't think he was ever serious about wanting to barbecue a rib. Like he was just in the heat of the moment trying to say. I think it was just some weird gross stuff. But when I was reporting on it, I was, as it was happening, I was reporting. I was like, is this fucking like what is this? Because there was so much going on. And then, but now I feel like, yes, he was, you know, he had just some sick stuff that I'm not into and that he was so good looking and Hollywood guy that girls wouldn't say no to have and he did

take advantage of that. I totally, I totally believe that. And I definitely thought like two years ago, this guy's done, he'll never work again. Now you think he's a chance. Now I predict some type of streaming series with two years from now, he'll be starring in some streaming series. Well, you love to make predictions, so you heard it here first.

I, that's what I think. Sister Wives. Nice. This show's still on. Heather. I that's what I think Sister wives nice that this show still on Heather fortune you know I do what's happening Well, it finally got juicy. Do you see I kind of Without the go to If you grow your hair out a little longer, longer, you could absolutely be Cody. I'd chop a couple pounds.

Um, Cody has four wives. Oh, that seems exhausted. Wife number three, Christine. As you can see in this photo, she's looking off. Oh, that means there's trouble in paradise, right? She has. Is that what that means? That's what it means.

She wants to be out on her own if this was a Halloween costume you would have been able to figure it out no pun in this but she is that the storyline that she's venturing out on right and they're not legally married so it's not that hard yeah and the kids are kind of old. They can't be married, right? Well, he was legally married to wife number one, Mary. And then he got Janelle and Christine. And then he met Robin. And Robin had two or three kids from a previous marriage. And the dad wasn't involved.

So then he told Mary, wife number one, we need to get divorced. And since we don't really like each other that much anyway, I didn't think you'd mind, so that I could legally marry Robin and adopt her kids. Whoa, and he did. He did. And so now with COVID,

that he was a real COVID freak, like not freak, but like very strict about it, very, very strict about it. And he was like, I can't go to all the different houses because there's so many of us i think we all have a i would that that like that is what juneal was saying yeah like if we all just all of us just each that's what they were there this is our pod

they all said that and i think that he didn't want that yeah, because he liked just staying at robbins But Robin was like having Cody around 24 seven was too much. Yes She's like, please go to these other So she was like you need to work on your other marriages and get the fuck out Come and did that to a lot of relationships And they didn't even have three other options. They were like, he had options and was still refusing to go in the house.

And so then in it, I guess he hadn't had sex with Christine for many, many years. Really? And she's like, are we ever good? Which one's that? The one that's venturing off. Oh, wait, this one. This one's going away. Robin is the red in the red. And then So he's married is number one. And they're

not close. Which one's mayor, which one's the green? Okay, she knows. And Mary's number one, and they haven't been close for a really long time. Okay. And she got catfished. She was flirting with a guy for many for like a year online that was like you should leave Cody for me or so in love and then that person went to the tabloids and said I've been catfishing Mary. I'm actually a woman. So then Cody felt betrayed and the sister-wise felt betrayed. Yeah, like that's just embarrassing Mary.

I could see her doing the woman thing though totally and her daughter she has one daughter and her daughter is engaged but also transitioning oh okay and so the one that's leaving is Christine and the blue she doesn't like she's number three and she said she didn't really enjoy in that much but but she was still willing to try. Okay, and so she said are we ever gonna sleep together Again ever of sex again. Oh, cuz they're the ones that hadn't slept together and forever right and he's like Look no, there's a lot of marriages that aren't romantic and she goes well, you're basically telling me That I am never going to have a romantic you're basically telling me that I am never going to have a romantic relationship again. That's crazy.

But you can go down the street and have, yeah, I get it. That's the thing. Look, I get it. You're 50. Yeah. The idea of sleeping with multiple women during the week is probably just really exhausted. Yeah. And you just like to stick with what you know now, the one that you've been going throughout COVID.

Yeah. And you're like, but she needs to be able to get some. She'd like to get bold. And she, so she's like, once you told me that, I'm out. Yeah. And I didn't think that we were out. Like I did. Like girl.

So she's, so we're watching her go. OK. And then Janelle, as you see, I don't think he sleeps with Janelle either but I this one in the orange yeah I'm not having it she just doesn't care enough to she wants to just stay in the family because she doesn't want to move over and she doesn't want I don't think she wants to find romance with anybody else.

And she doesn't care that he only sleeps with Robin. And she doesn't care. And now that her kids are grown, she's like, look, I wish the kids would get along with Cody better, but at the same time, I'm fine with just keeping its status quo. I get that. Some people are just complacent.

She's like, I like my house. And everyone hates Cody. Okay. So there you go. There you go. This guy I happened to have found on my 40 page. I don't know how it comes about. I don't know how you found this. It doesn't even have that many followers. I made you watch it. watch it very obscure. It's a sky with red hair a Davis Scott Nathan photo and I can't work across this video and I was just like I just I have to basically he's like So story time

There's this girl that uh, you know, I date, occasionally, she comes over. She has to stay with me for a couple nights. Yeah, so she did, you know, she slept over, he makes it very clear to the audience. Friday night, Saturday night, yeah, Sunday. We know what a weekend is.

Dude. So, you know, she's getting ready to do her hair and makeup and I hear her phone buzz. There's a lot of vibration in the bed. Yeah, like you're like, you're a phone ring. I think it's my phone and it's her phone. And right there, I see that she gets a message from a guy named Mohammed from seeking arrangements.

So I go, hey babe. And she goes, yeah babe. Yeah babe. Um, uh, there's no way she said, yeah babe. He's lying. I know. Like really? He's like, what? She's in the shower going, what? Yeah. I, I, I, I'll be having you be here. Um, babe, looks like you have a message from some guy named Mohammed on seeking arrangements. Why are you spying on me? I'm not you can come over and screw me any time you want. I'm just curious how this works. What are you gonna do with this guy? Well You really want to know yeah, I do

All right fine. I guess I'll confide in you So I want to say to these guys He's gonna pay me like a thousand dollars. Just go to lunch and basically I have a nice meal and then I get into I don't know I'm like hey can you take me shopping afterwards and he's like sure and I'm I'm not gonna have sex with him though. Wow that's amazing. So then she comes back from shopping. She has two one big e-save long bag and one little one and then a Gucci bag. And I'm like, wow. And she goes, here you go. And she gives me these Gucci shoes that are very like flamboyant with like some feathers on them and stuff

in their size 11. And I go, first of all, how did you get him to buy you men's shoes? And how did you know my size? Well, babe, I was at lunch and we went shopping and I felt bad for leaving you for a couple hours. So I just lied, I told him it was my dad's birthday and so he bought me these shoes and I had gone through your closet to find your size. Wink. Wow, you're pretty cool.

Thanks. So anyway, but you know the worst part about it. What? Is that I have all these goods, these luxury items, but like no money. So I'm not actually making that much money doing this. You know what you should do, babe? What, babe?

It is only have these guys take you shopping at Barney's. What was that, Barney's in Neiman Marcus, because when you return the goods, they're the only two stores in LA that can give you cash, not credit. Oh my God, that's genius. I have never thought about that. You know what, I'm actually going to start doing that.

So then, cut two. Couple months later. Two months later. She called me up and she said, baby, no, she calls your daddy, bro. Hey daddy. Cut two. Couple months later. Two months later. She called me up and she said, baby, no, she calls you daddy, bro. Hey daddy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for a weekend. I would include a Friday Saturday and Sunday. I actually don't, but I didn't want to tell you something. What are so freaking smart? I do what you said. What? And I took all these items back, got cash from those stores,

and now I have $37,000 in my bank account. Wow. And then she said to me, I should be called myself the whore whisperer. I mean offensive. So gross. So I read the comments and everybody's like, that's amazing. Like everyone thought he's great. Great to hear it. I mean, it is true. Like how many luxury items can you have.

And if you try to resell them, you're losing a lot of value. No, you should, that's why when you go to the real real, that's when you, you know, that's why if you're in your house and somebody comes and steals all your stuff, you know, it saves you a trip to the real real. You get the full amount from the insurance. Yeah. So, not that you a trip to the real real. You get the full amount from the insurance. So, not that you want that to happen. I don't know what this is.

What was certain people, it has conveniently happened to them. When they owe a lot of money, and then they get that big million dollar check. I don't know about that. I don't know about that either, but I'm just saying some people think that maybe all the robberies that are reported are not necessarily the way they are but I don't know I didn't

get into that I don't even know that seems like a complicated there it is the Horowitz Pearl get that face no well so hot this is Annie watching him in disgust I made her watch it Teresa got the boot from real how from real house. Shazam New Jersey second week. I didn't see your dance Well, she how does she I mean she's fine what I kind of realized. Oh, you don't got the boot last week was Samantha Jones ex-boyfriend from sex in the city. Oh my gosh What's Jared? Oh, he was on the Jared was on sex was on sex in city and then he was on dancing with the stars. And they threw the camera's perfect dick right off the show. Why is no one voting for them? Anyway, it kind of made me realize that like, I mean, I think Teresa's

like the biggest real housewife. But I don't know if it's that the real housewife fans are too lazy to dial in and savor. Or if maybe the Real House audience is just smaller than I think it is. Or it's just like so specific to that Bravo world that maybe they don't watch Dance of the Stars. It could be an older audience? I don't know. I think it's pretty... I think it's a lot of people, but I don't think it's as broad as like a sports person. Or...

I mean, the dance of the stars audience. Oh, the dance of the stars. Maybe, I don't know what it is. I think it probably is. I feel like everybody that goes on the show is like, and I'm doing this for my dead grandma. Like every single one. So maybe her...

And also if they all, a lot of them have died. Maybe her fans, yeah, just in a watch. But I would have that. She seems completely fine to get the boot. What's a lot of work? It is so much work. Would you do it? I don't think so.

I don't think I would either. You would have to. You would have to, Heather, you can't turn that down. You would totally do it. I'm totally fine though, getting the boot like the first week. But whatever you've done. I just want to do the one photo shoot and then be done with it.

You're going to want to prance around in that little shimmery dress. High heels, you can work high heels, your bras push the girls up. You should do that show if they ask you. I thought I would have been asked so long ago. I'm actually surprised. I feel like it's, I feel like here turns next season. That's what I predict. Next season. Or it'll happen when I'm like the oldest person, like on the geriatric person,

like 20 years from now. And they're all clapping for you. Yeah. Oh, she tried. Right. Yeah. Yeah. They're like helping you to the judges table. But I saw it a lot. Wait, who's the guy that's the host from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Oh, I'll find Zoe Rivera. Yeah, I saw him interview Gabby. She was the bachelor at. Yeah.

And he's asking her a question and she's, has a scratchy voice and she didn't even know how to answer it. I said, well, I just did more of a performer than a dancer. Did I answer your question, right? And he goes, no, you didn't. But anyway, he was kind of funny. Like I thought he was like a pretty good host. Because I guess they got rid of Tyra, huh? They got rid of Tyra.

I watched in years. I remember we always said, remember we did a dancing... I don't know if I was in that one. I don't think I was in that one. Yes. I don't think I was in that one I would remember I Wasn't in that sketch Okay, I know we did one where Chris and Ross danced together. Yeah, I was with I Know I mean I was right before me

But there you go. There you go. Well, tell everybody about your stuff. One more time. I'm on tour Birmingham, Alabama, Memphis, Tennessee, Newark New Jersey, Huntington, New York, Wilmington, Delaware, Vermont, Rhode Island. I'm gonna have a Netflix special out October 25th. Yes. How good fortune. So I would love you, juicy scoopers, to watch it, because yeah, I worked really hard on it. I'm excited for it. I'm excited to see it too. Thanks.

My dear. And they can watch us sweet and salty in the meantime. Yeah. And follow fortune. It's just your name, right, at fortune. Uh, at fortune, fame, sir. At fortune, fame, sir, yeah. All right, thanks, girl.

Thank you, girl. You know, I love you, juicy scoopers, that listen. So so it's a real treat to be back. Thanks for having me. I'm so sincere. I'm everywhere. you you