Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Britney Spears’ Movie, RHONJ Finale

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Chris Franjola is here but first I had to unpack the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale. Dorinda has a new show. Ariana Madix has more lawsuits. Then Chris and I discuss who should play Britney Spears’ in the movie based on her autobiography. Is it wrong Simone Biles’ husband wore her gold medal? An actress claims she was fired from Fuller House because she participated in a Funny or Die sketch. Tiffany Haddish lied about being Halle Berry’s maid in-order to make some cash. Is Tom Cruise dating? Lice on plane calls for an emergency landing. Taylor Swift might be quite calculating but is that a bad thing? Kanye’s wife’s naked boobs were invited to dinner. Come see us in Texas this weekend!  Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiajuicyscoop and use code JUICYSCOOP! Go to https://Hungryroot.com/JUICYSCOOP, to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/JUICY Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and get your free veggies. That's hungryroot.com. the show to know she talks Hollywood tales. Her real life Mr. Safe and Serial Data and Serial System. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite here, Chris Frangiola, but first, before he comes, I just need to talk about Sunday night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

So as you guys know, they are not having a reunion. Next Saturday, they have like a watch party where they watch this final episode that we saw, which really is this final scene called Dolores' Last Supper. And whether you watch the show or not, what is so incredibly juicy about it is the fact that Teresa, the star of the show,

who went to prison because her husband went, then she went for a mortgage fraud situation, she lost a year going to prison. Came back, got divorced, and fell in love with this guy named Louis. Now, he had an ex-wife, but he also had a couple ex-fiancés and whatnot. And one of the women, they said, seemed

to cause a lot of problems. And Teresa believed that Margaret, this is Margaret right here, that Margaret, whom at one time she was very close to a couple seasons ago, not so much anymore, that Margaret was talking to the ex-girlfriend, which then, you know, exchanging information all to hurt Teresa, Louis, and her four daughters. So Margaret's like, no I didn't. At one point, yeah, I talked to the woman, but not at the time she's saying, but I've got something better. So then we have the last dinner, which just

gets so ugly. There's so many fights that happened in this dinner. This girl Danielle and Jennifer Aiden right here, they don't get along. And Jennifer Aiden makes a very mean comment about Danielle's husband and saying, you wear the bra, but your husband has the boobs. Because allegedly, at one time, I guess he had some man boobs and had to get plastic surgery to repair that which is embarrassing and that made Danielle freak out because she is thinking oh my god the whole world is going to see this the whole world is going to talk about it and the husband is very attractive and has come off nothing but a total delight supportive husband so it was just a real cruel thing but they have had issues of throwing drinks at each other the whole

season. So now there's this woman named Jackie and she's been on it and she's never really taken off. She was on it for a couple years now she's a friend. People don't invite the fighter to her event. She's not like hilarious or anything. She struggled with an eating disorder and she was always mad at Teresa because she thought Teresa, again, started a rumor that her husband was cheating with people at a gym. So she didn't like her. Anyway, once Jackie realized she's probably not going to be asked to be back on the show. She kind of dumped Margaret because she knew Margaret was now Teresa's enemy and kissed up to Teresa's ass, in which Margaret was like, what? What's going on?

So then when Margaret gets accused of talking to Louis, Teresa's husband's ex-girlfriend, she's like, no, I have the real receipts here. And at the dinner, she said, Jackie invited both the ex-girlfriends, not just one, but two, both the ex-girlfriends to her home a couple years ago. And she has all the receipts and everything. And Teresa's just like, because her whole plan was to attack Margaret, remind the world that Margaret is what's causing her and the love of her life, Louie problems, when in fact, it was really Jackie. And everyone is like, Oh, my God. And even Jennifer Aiden's like, Teresa, you need to really like take note of this.'"

And she's just like, "'I don't care, I don't care.'" And then Melissa goes, "'Yeah, it's still not okay that I brought sprinkle cookies, "'but this is fine.'" And I think people just that are fans of Teresa's stuff realize that when she has a mission, when she has what she thinks is correct, whether it's this person's

my enemy or this is the love of my life, it's going to take a long time in hell, if any, for her to say, you know what, I guess I was on the wrong side of history. I guess I didn't have my eyes open. Like she's so Italian, ride or die to the end. And she's not someone to ever go, I was wrong. I made a mistake. I was wrong. I don't know if we've ever seen that on the show. So she's just sitting there and that's where the season ends. And they say the show's on pause or it's not coming back or Andy said we're going to do a whole new cast. Maybe we're going to save some every, you know, person that that has any kind of say on the internet that's a fan is giving their prediction of what will happen.

They did stop filming in November. So, I mean, it's coming up on almost a year that they've actually been filming the show. They normally would have already, they'd be ready to start filming. They would have done a reunion and then started the reunion right after for the momentum of whatever happened at the reunion,

whether that's resolving or anger or what, that is not set at all. I think there's so much involved with so much shady stuff and so much like with the bow deedle and finding out what this person did and going after this person's kid. And, you know, I think that's why they're just like, this is not what we signed up for as producers. This is not what the audience really wanted to see, though it is sort of juicy, but it's almost too much. There's like too much ugliness. And even Jackie said, yeah, you came after my husband. So I got a bunch of juice on your husband that I was going to save if I ever needed to do it. That's the game we play, screwing over each other you came after my husband, so I got a bunch of juice on your husband that I was gonna save if I ever needed to do it.

That's the game we play, screwing over each other and trying to ruin their marriages. She basically says that. And it's like, you're a lawyer. She was a lawyer. I don't know how long she ever practiced, but she obviously would much rather be Teresa's friend on a Real Housewives show and go to BravoCon and kiss her ass,

then actually be the lawyer that she is. And also all this like behind the scenes deceptive stuff is not gonna really help her law career if and when she ever goes back to being a lawyer. Cause I don't think they would ever keep her on the show after this. I really think she is done. And she just came off. Everybody

was like, this was so cringy. I've never seen a more cringy moment for a housewife. She wasn't well liked enough that she could like talk herself out of this. She's not like particularly funny, whatever. She was fine. I met her. She was nice enough. But this was this was just such a gotcha moment. If you watch anything, you should watch the last 20 minutes of last night's episode and just see the moment when Margaret said, you subpoenaed the wrong bitch. Like you were after the wrong bitch. It wasn't me, it was Jackie and that was very interesting. In other Housewife, another Bravo News, Ariana, her husband was defending, or her boyfriend, sorry, her boyfriend, Ariana Maddox's boyfriend, defending her on whatever work she's had done.

She absolutely looks gorgeous, so she did great with Love Island. Unfortunately, she is still paying for lawyers to fight Raquel on, Raquel is suing her saying that she, when she looked at Tom's phone and saw that he had filmed a FaceTime conversation that was somewhat pornographic onto his camera roll and she looked at that, that somehow her looking at his phone has caused a reason for Raquel to sue her. So she is still, she's trying to get that dismissed. Last I read it wasn't dismissed. She has to prove something more. Big nightmare. Meanwhile, the sandwich shop is finally open, something about her. And the woman that we saw on the show named Penny that was helping them come up with the sandwich recipes and whatnot

She is suing them saying I They are not upholding their agreement. I am part owner of this. I Trademarked something about her. They meanwhile have tried to to get their own trademark saying I don't we never allowed her to trademark it without us. What is this? And they also revealed that the something about her merch sold close to 2 million. I believe that's gross. So that's, they didn't make 2 million off of it, but they sold 2 million dollars worth of something about merch before, well before the restaurant ever opened. Now the sandwich shop is open. The penny is out of it, but Penny is suing them. And

so I hope they prevail in that. But it's just amazing that with Ariana's success and like really trying to move forward, she has these like clinger on awful people that she has to continually deal with to continue to strive with her businesses. So I really hope that she prevails in the Rachel Raquel lawsuit. I can't, you know, I really think that's dying down. I don't know who is still listening to her podcast or who finds it interesting anymore. In that show has been put on pause. Even if they came back, I don't think, I think they'd want to just start fresh. I think that's why they're taking a break. They almost want this, this whole story to be completely over with, and they don't want the storylines to involve lawsuits

that we don't see. The Bravo cameras are never going into the courtroom. They aren't court TV. So when all these shows, like Real House, as opposed to the mentioned lawsuits, it is kind of interesting, but it's not like we're seeing them stand in court, and I think Bravo doesn't like that.

I will go back to saying about this. The only person I think is happy on the New Jersey team right now is that one producer on Real House Does in New Jersey that said, let's just keep Jackie as a friend one more season. And they're like, no, let's get rid of Jackie. No, let's keep Jackie one more season and see what happens. That person is showing up at the office like, thank you. I told you so. I didn't know that was the case or maybe they did. But that really added

the element that really added the cherry to this season reunion or not. One last thing is Deadline is announcing that Dorinda Medley with her Blue Stone Manor is going to have a reality show, much like the Hulu show, Lisa Vanderpump's Villa, which I don't know, that didn't really get a lot of buzz. I watched two episodes and that was it. I couldn't name you one person from the show. I don't know if it's coming back.

She is gonna have something similar, doesn't mean it won't be successful, on Blue Stone Manor where she has a staff there and people come and rent it out. And they are supposed to have their Blue Stone Manor experience. I don't know how much you could do on that property. We've seen it on the shows.

But as long as she's actively involved and can and still drinking, I think it could be a pretty good show where she's like, I told you guys when I've got a beautiful guest coming here, they're playing, paying a lot of money to stay at Blue Stone Manor. I beautifully decorated. I've cooked, I've cleaned, I've made it nice. And if my staff can't make it nice, then I'm sorry, you're out of here. I don't care if you're the hostess with the mostess. You're not working up Bluestone Manor. Even Richard wouldn't want you here. So that I'm excited for. Not as excited as I am to announce your favorite guest.

Now for Chris Vangiola. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We are so lucky today being blessed with our original favorite, everyone's blue-eyed favorite, funny, straight, kind of straight, white male. Straight, I'm straight. Okay, well whatever. I don't want to put you in a box. Thank you. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.

Thank you very much. I mean, at this point, I'm straight just because I believe in the gay community, my age, you just might as well be you're done You know so I kind of have to be straight because nobody wants a 58 year old They can't start what you had to pass you earlier than the women can't be yeah now. It's very it's Logan's run You know we talked about Logan's run before you you're done at 35 for the kids I don't know Logan's run was a movie that would play every summer. Yeah. And it was with Farrah Foss that she had a small role,

but it was like before she made it. Michael York. And it was a futuristic movie about how they would kill people, kind of like the gladiators, but they'd be flying once they turned 30. They had to die. And then they thought they would renew,

but nobody ever renewed. Remember they'd go, renew, renew. Oh, let them live longer? Yeah, and then you'd get another 30 years. But then they realized nobody ever renewed. That's why they went on Logan's Run. And that's where they ran and found that swimming pool. People are like, what are you talking about? I know.

Well, what we are going to talk about, what we're not going to talk about is Logan's Run when we were on stage in Texas. No, absolutely not. We have much more funny, more juicy things to talk about. Chris will be joining me. And he is, as everyone says, everyone's favorite. when we were on stage in Texas. No, absolutely not. We have much more funny, more juicy things to talk about. Chris will be joining me and he is, as everyone says, everyone's favorite.

We are gonna be at Houston House of Blues on this Thursday, August 8th, then House of Blues Dallas, August 9th, and then the Paramount Theater in Austin on Saturday, August 10th. Oh my God, a fun Texas run. A fun Texas run and as always, this is fabulous comedy. You can bring whoever you want.

If they've never heard of a podcast in general, never listen to one, they will still find Chris and I hilarious and relatable and fun, so do not worry about it. Air-conditioned, you know, Texas of August. Come inside, enjoy yourself, relax, have a good time. It was fun. Escape the hell. This is a non-political, fun, just pee in your pants show.

That's it. And we are very exciting. My tour manager, Drakey Poo, will be in full effect. Oh, he'll be there. He'll be there. Just dealing with me in general. Yeah. So today, he drove me here so I could work on the topics.

I went to get gas, and I have my cute drink that someone made me that I always put water in. Today, I decided, you know, I want to get that extra energy. And I had a beet juice from Frater Joe's. So it's in the middle of my car. He's driving. He gets the gas. And then I go like this. Oh, no.

And knock it over, and now it looks like it's that time of the month. I'm wearing white shorts, there's red beet juice all over me. Oh, my God. Oh, I see it. Oh, shit. That's real bad. So then we're walking up the stairs to the studio, and Drake goes, what of you? Just deal with it.

Of course, of course, the one day I do the beet juice is the day I wear white shorts and spill it all. It is what it is. I have to just throw them away after this. I knew somebody had driven you today because I noticed in the parking lot your car was backed in. And I saw it. I was like, there's no way Heather backed in.

There's no way. You're not a back in person. I've never backed in a spot in the, you know, whatever years I've been driving, 35 years I've been driving. I've never tried it, thought about it, attempted it, ever. Nothing against Drake, I love Drake. But looking at Drake, I could just tell he's a back-in person.

He's a back-in, he's gonna be a back-in person the rest of his life. What makes a back-in, are you a back-in person. He's a back-end. It's gonna be a back-end person the rest of his life What makes a back? I don't know person. Are you crazy? Never? And I don't even know why people do it. I feel like is it for a quicker out? I don't I some people think it's a flex Yeah, like let me see what I could do, but I think it's just a quicker out. I don't know why I don't think anybody likes back-end people nobody even Also a very exciting thing scary and exciting has happened to me I think it's just a quicker, I don't know why it is. I don't think anybody likes back end people, nobody. Even if. Also a very exciting thing, scary and exciting has happened to me.

Okay. I have now come to the point in my career where I, not only myself, but my dog Raven, have been officially stalked. Stalked by a person? By a? Well. Oh. Whoa. Coyote. Coyote. In the daytime. Stalked by a person by a well, oh

Whoa Coyote coyote in the daytime Yeah Wow, and look at it. How big it is. I see it how close it was I mean, they are kind of looking animals Well, they're flourishing they look I mean there was a time where you felt sorry for them little skinny Yeah, when we like we're in a drought now, they're flourishing. They look amazing. There was a time where you felt sorry for them. They're getting a little skinny. Yeah, when we were in a drought. Now they are just glowing, shining, funny, amazing. They're happy, they're smiling.

And it did lick its lips. Oh, really? Yeah. Like LL Cool J? Yes, yes. Wow. So beware, they're out. Okay. They usually only come out at night.

I know, I see them in the afternoon in my neighborhood as well. I mean that's. Coyotes love me and mosquitoes. Juicy scoop mosquitoes, no matter what city I go to, they love me. Mosquitoes love me wherever I go. Yeah.

No matter what I spray on myself, no matter how many times you spray on my backyard, if I go outside, I come back with at least seven bites. Isn't it amazing that we never had them in Los Angeles for the longest time, and now we seem to have them here in Los Angeles over the last couple of years, right? You haven't.

I don't know, yeah, you're right. I just, I was always susceptible to them, but you're right, I never had it like this, where like every time I'd go in the backyard, just to do a call and a cup of coffee. Which is crazy. And I guess you could never see them when they bite you. Well, because I think they go on the ankle and stuff. That's part of that.

That's how they survive. They're very stealth. I don't get them on my ankles because there's no meat there. Oh, they don't want that. They know, they know. They go down there and it's like chewing on a chicken bone.

They'll go on the back of the arm where there's some like, you know, yeah a little menopausal fat arm They're like, yeah, that's what I want right there. And you got yeah. Well, I read it to you right here They came in a shipping container. This is true years ago Like a shipping container from China something that's where that that's how they got to Los Angeles Yeah, and now you are spreading a rumor about China right now? Well, yes, kind of. Yeah, I mean, they did. You mean they were in like fruit or something?

Yes. Oh, not like they just took a container of mosquitoes to fuck us. No, they didn't hop on a container and go, yo, we're a bunch of us going to America. They didn't stow away. Oh my God. I keep wondering like, what's gonna be this thing?

But to take it to something what's gonna be this thing. They came and showed me. But to take it to something that's more juicy scoopish. Yes. Now because I have mosquitoes in my backyard and you do too, in Los Angeles I feel that all those homes that you see on like Selling Sunset were like, here's a gorgeous indoor outdoor with the, what do they call those doors that open? We have those. What do they call that kind of door? We have those in Lakinto.

They're the pocket doors that go all the way. And it is true in that that's the whole point and you love it, but if you do have flies and stuff, it does. I know. And then I'm like, well, my God, I don't care though. Next time we have a party, I'm just gonna be like, I will just have a shit ton of flies in the house

because the whole point of having those doors is to have it open. That's what I thought, but now you're selling something. As soon as I see those doors, I'm like, well, the mosquitoes are gonna be in the house, so you gotta keep those doors shut. Yeah, or flies, yeah. I mean, yeah, flies, mosquitoes, whatever.

Right. What a pain in the ass, but. But it's still, it looks great for the moment. It looks great for the moment, I know, but yeah, it's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough for Christine Quinn the moment. It looks great for the moment, I know, but yeah, it's going to be tough. It's going to be tough for Christine Quinn to sell. I think she's coming back. Is she? Oh, of course she is.

Coming back. She's got a story to tell now. Yeah, she does. Shifting my wardrobe from summer to fall is always a challenge. But luckily, Quinn's offers timeless and high quality items I adore. Ensuring my wardrobe stays fresh and I don't blow my budget. Like cashmere sweaters from $50, pants for every occasion, washable silk tops, and so much more. And the best part, all Quince items are priced 50% to 80%

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veggies. That's hungryroot.com.slash.juicy.scoop. Don't forget to use our link so they know we sent you. Well, speaking of a story to tell, the Britney Spears book that she wrote will now be a movie done by the director who did Crazy Rich Asians and Wicked and everything. So I think it'll have a musical element. It is a movie, a real movie. Like in a theaters movie or a Netflix movie? And then like in theaters movie or Netflix movie.

I don't know. But I mean, not a series. Yeah. I mean, like a two hour thing. And so I think a real movie for sure. Now, I saw the real movie in the theater about Whitney. Whitney, Whitney Cummings. No. Yeah. Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston. And I still loved it, because I was at a movie theater

where they served the drinks and I was with some other ladies. But it was very lifetime movie. It didn't have, the girl was great, the story was good, there were things that, but it was a little bit like that formulaic, here she is and you're watching it and you're like, oh, this is the part where, she was a lesbian for a second, but it and you're like this is the part where

you know she was a lesbian for a second but that oh and this is the part where she's going to the about to sing the national anthem whatever oh and there was a little bit of that and they focused more on Clyde David but this one I'm excited for and then so who's going to play her now are they going to do it like three different people like they do with Princess Diana and the Crown where like we see a Britney when you know Mickey Mouse years to like 25. I think you probably get somebody who could do it all. I think you gotta do it all. The people they're talking about are. But I heard she gets final casting.

She can, that's what I read yesterday. Oh that's good. You know so I mean with the way is, who knows who could be? She's gonna make the final call on casting. Um... And then I bet she'll have, like, a little cameo. Oh, my God, you know what? She should play, like, the bitchy therapist

that she'd always do. Remember when she was doing sketches on her Instagram and she would be, like be acting like a therapist? No. She used to do characters where she'd act like her own therapist, this woman. Right. And she'd be like, well, or she should have an English accent.

So I think she'll want to play a little part, but then they'll talk her out of it or whatever. You've read the book, right? Oh, I've read the book. Will it make a good movie? Yeah, because it's all like how she got into being, getting, even getting going at the Mickey Mouse Club and all that. Yeah.

And like the mom taking her and then the shows, she gets into Zoe 101, she gets into the Justin Timberlake stuff, she gets into Vegas, the conservative ship, why, what was going on with K-Fed, why she, into the Justin Timberlake stuff. She gets into Vegas, the conservative ship. What was going on with K-Fed? Why that happened? Why were the cameras inside the ambulance?

Why were they there? And kind of wondering who was working with whom as far as TMZ and whatever. So I think it could be really good. So it's like, who is it gonna be? They talk about Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, she's a singer too, right? She's a singer. I don't know if she's that has the acting chops. Could it just be a great? I think it could be an unknown. Yeah, that kind of comes out of nowhere.

That just nails it to the point. Like if I was the casting director, I would want to really cast a large net and pick someone that is just like you think you're seeing Britney. I would want to pick someone that looked like her, sounded like her. That's what I would go for, so that you're really sucked into this world and you're not seeing the Sweeney girl, Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter or Addison Rae. What about the haw To A Girl?

She kind of looks like her, has the accent already. Now if the Hawk To A Girl gets it, I will eat everything I said about her being over with. That would be amazing. I definitely think it's worth... Oh, and then you know what they should do? They should totally do a documentary about the casting. They should have a little companion piece, especially if they do do like a massive casting for it. I would do a massive casting for it.

I would try to find an unknown that really looks like her and acts like her that has a similar figure, takes us out of it and where we think we're seeing Brittany's life story. That's what I would go for. Not Addison Rae. they brought up Addison Rae in this Harper's Bazaar article. It's kind of better when it's somebody you don't know because then you can kind of get lost. If it's an actress you know, you're like,

I mean I see that Sidney Sweeney in it. Rather just see Britney. I went to see Twisters, I saw Twisters in the theater. In the theater. By yourself? I went with my wife. Oh nice. I saw Twisters in the theater. In the theater. By yourself? I went with my wife. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's about tornadoes.

You're familiar with it, right? What state were the tornadoes in? One of those, Oklahoma, I think. Anyway, and then you mentioned the theaters where they bring the drinks and stuff to you. We did that. Which one did you go to? Right here in Woodland Hills or Topanga. The AMC now brings drinks to you?

Topanga 14. They bring drinks to you. Well, they bring the drinks. They bring the food. You can get a drink. Yeah, you can get a drink. Oh, but they do bring the food. You can order it?

They bring the food. Oh, yeah. Which is strange because then you're like, and they have the lie down seats. Yeah. And you just do it because you can. Like it's, who eats chicken wings lying down unless you're on my 600 pound life or something?

There I am, of course, laying back, eating chicken wings lying down. I'm like, this is not the way you're supposed to eat. Well, when I went to the Pompeii in Italy, they have real art, you know, real paintings on the wall that lasted all these years before they dug up the the city that had been crushed by volcano ash. So the art is still up there. So when you go to the brothel they have photos there of what kind of sex do you want? Do you want it from behind on top? Do you want it with a man with a woman? It's all still there. Really? It's incredible. Oh that's wild. And so and one of the things was the woman was taking us through and she said, you can

see how they're eating and the rich people would eat at home and because that was the flex that you had, you had a stove, you had cooking and you had servants or slaves or whatever to serve you and they would eat on beds. Oh. They would not eat. So we are going back to Roman times where the rich are eating on beds. I do it every weekend at Hilton Garden Inn. I'm very similar to the people of Pompeii. And then the other people would, the people that would go to the restaurants and they had like a fast food and everything, those were the people that would go to the restaurants and they had like a fast food and everything, those were the people that were like

the hardworking people because they couldn't afford to have their own stove and everything in their home. So the Flex was living at home, eating at home, on a bed where your private chef or whatever would bring the food to you. I guess you do, and like those rem- Which I kind of feel like is sort of the Flex today. You see that in all the paintings,

is that like Rembrandt's just out there lying in bed, eating drinks. I feel like the private chef stuff, like I never heard about until like 10 years ago. Where like, we're, we also see a lot because of Instagram and people sharing their inside their homes. Right. But like, even when I knew wealthy people, I knew they had vacation homes and things like that,

like when I was in college, whatever. But I never knew someone to be like, well, our chef and da da da. And now I feel like that's the next flex. Like, in our day it was, oh, you had a housekeeper come once a week or whatever. And now it's like, so I literally saw, walking around this Pompeii, I'm like,

we are headed towards the more haves than the haves. It was just weird. Yeah, that's interesting. See you laying down, seeing Twister. Was the movie good? I enjoyed it. It's pretty good. You know, there's that guy Glenn Powell

that they're really trying to sell hard. Yes. Hollywood's trying to make him happen. He's like the new Ryan Gosling or whatever. He's more like Matthew McConaughey to me. Like he's very McConaughey. He's like a younger, you know, country guy, got that twang in his voice and blah blah. So yeah, but I mean, I get it.

He's a good looking guy. Remember the movie that was like flying cow? What was that? That was Twister, the first one. Oh, this is just, do they have cows flying? They did, but PETA made them take it out. And that's not a joke. Oh. PETA was protesting the movie because they

did have flying cows in it. Now, like, cows are supposed to be on the ground, not flying through the air. And they're like, well, it was a special effect. And they weren't. Anyway. Yeah. Well, so it was a hit.

We're happy to go. It was a hit. People were back in the movie theaters, which was exciting to see. And so you pulled yourself away from the Olympics to go to the movies. I did. So I have a little Olympic news. Yeah.

Now, Simone Biles, who literally is on like 25 commercials, which is good for her. Yeah, she's- Who doesn't love her? She's gorgeous, she's fun. Who doesn't love her? But she's doing like, she's doing Wigovia commercials for diabetes. That's like the, you know, Ozempic light or whatever it is. She is doing headache commercials. She's doing so many commercials. I feel like, talk about a flex. This is the new flex

because I see Lady Gaga's doing one too. She gets migraine to something and she's doing one of those commercials where she's... But in the commercial, it's strange. I don't know if you ever saw it. Lady Gaga's for whatever. She's engaged, by the way. I saw that. But in the commercial, it's strange. I don't know if you ever saw it, Lady Gaga's for whatever. She's engaged, by the way. I saw that.

But in the commercial, Lady Gaga, who we all know is a singer and an actress, but in this commercial, for some reason, she's a photographer. Have you seen it? She goes, I get migraines, and she's taking pictures and telling people to move, move in, move in, give me a little more shoulder, click.

And I'm like, wait, when does Lady Gaga become a photographer? Weird. I know, it was so weird. You guys will see this commercial now and go, I never even noticed that Gaga become a photographer? Weird. I know, it's so weird. You guys will see this commercial now and go, I never even noticed that she's a photographer in the commercial. It makes no sense. I think I talked about this on my last show,

but I came across a Instagram account that on occasion Jennifer Aniston was tagging, and it's got 45,000 followers, and it's her dog now as a cartoon and a book and like so it's like her soft launch of like making him Clifford. Jennifer Aniston's dog? Yeah. Oh really? And I was just kind of like what? Yeah. It's a chef. Her dog's a chef. Oh her dog cooks? In the cartoon version. Talk about a flex.

I'm gonna go eat on my bed and my dog's gonna cook it. Anyway, so you know, she's got this cute husband that's gotten some heat over the years. Very cute husband. Because he said, I don't know what he said. Why he said a couple things that they didn't think was as supportive as it should be and she's like, whatever, I love him. Look at him. He's a babe. Yeah. So there's also a photo. I don't have it of she was Shaq, which was just amazing.

It's so the size was like ridiculous. But anyway, he in one of this photo is wearing her first medal from this Olympics. He has it on and he's holding it. And so of course, everybody, why are you wearing her medal? Why? It's her day. Leave her alone. And I'm like, I just want to say, if a woman was wearing her husband's medal at the Olympics, everyone would be like, what a great guy. He gave her his wife the medal. We know that he wouldn't be there if it wasn't her keeping the homestead down and da-da-da-da and her support. Like, why would this... So what? I know. I wouldn't even have noticed. I don't know how people even have the time in their day to be angry about some of these things.

But yeah, that one is... I mean, why wouldn't you put it on? Everyone... I mean, it's just amazing. It's just because everyone has a voice on Instagram, but still. Okay, so you hear about the pole vaulter there. Did I? He thought his big dick, they thought this French guy, Anthony, that his, well, as he was pole vaulting, it looked like his dick did hit the pole. Got stuck on it. And therefore he was disqualified because your body's not supposed to touch it. But the story has now come out. No, that's not why he lost out on Olympic medal. It wasn't

his protruding package. It was that actually his knees and shin had hit the bar first. They said this failure was due to hitting the bar with his shins and knees before his crotch made contact Thus disqualifying the jump. So it wasn't this French guy's big dick. There's been a lot of big dick at the Olympics That was the swimmer with a big dick and right and yeah a lot of a lot of Yeah, it's a lot of exploitation of like pointing out people's packages. I mean good I mean what listen, you know what? They're all gonna have to do something after this ends. So that's why I think it's great

that they're all on TikTok and building up their numbers and you see that they're attractive and maybe they can do something else. I'm enjoying it. I like the Olympics. It's fun to watch. It is. Now this girl, she's a Paraguay,

did I say Paraguay? Swimmer. Paraguay, do I say Paraguay? Swimmer. Paraguay, yeah. And they said she's too hot for the games. They said she was too distracting, they kicked her out of the village. Well, she didn't qualify for the Olympics. She finally didn't.

Oh, she came in like seven or something. Yeah, so she wasn't gonna compete and she was still in the village. So they're like, well, you're not competing, you gotta leave the village. But I know like, well, you're not competing, you gotta leave the village. But I know. I mean, she is pretty hot. And she.

You know, like, give her the Sports Illustrated. Yeah. Why can't she get a contract? Martha Stewart's doing it. Or somebody, right? Isn't it? Now that's a new thing. Just get some 80 year old woman to do the cover.

Just get everybody else that, you know, was never thrilled to go bikini shopping. Let's have them be in the magazines. I'm just saying, like, this is... Next year, Diane Keaton's doing the cover shoot. I'm just saying, this green bikini makes me want to buy it. Now, will this bikini look the same on me? No, but that's why she's fabulous.

She's fabulous. She also has. She's kind of famous because she got a tattoo of the Olympic rings on her crotch. Oh. Where we can see it? A little bit further down, if you pan down. Like the little bone before the? No, down here.

Down here. Oh, a groin. You mean like a groin. Yeah. Well, I guess everyone gets that. Yeah. Groin tattoo? Yeah.

Well, speaking of tattoos, someone we know got a tattoo, and it's a big one. And within six months, he's now getting it removed. It cost 600 to get it, and it's gonna cost 4,500 to remove it. Who? Just a friend of the family.

And I'm just saying. Oh, I thought you were like somebody famous. I think that's a good lesson. Why six months later, you get it removed? Was it like a girlfriend's name or something? He kind of got the tattoo because he was liking the girl that he was dating was into tattoos. Yeah.

And then he doesn't like it anymore. But I'm just saying, it's very expensive. But I do think the lasers are getting better because they used to be you have to go 10 times. Now I hear you only have to go like two or three. And it actually gets it all. It used to be it just kind of faded a little. No, now it gets it off, but it's still very expensive. Anyway, she's hot. Meanwhile, this guy had to sleep. This Italian swimmer was seen taking a nap. His friend took it, who

was also in the... Because he said, the Olympic Village has no air conditioning, it's so hot. We've heard that, you know, there's no mattress topper on these crunchy beds. You know, the girls complained, half the tennis team left and went to a normal hotel. And I am just like, that I just think is terrible. And when we have it here in 2028, I know we're going to have beautiful

accommodations with air conditioning. I am not concerned that they will not have the most fabulous conditions. Let's hope. Yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, it's really, you're really under the microscope when your city is doing the Olympics. Yeah. And then like this, you know, someone's like, what's that? How sad that person's sleeping on the ground. But he was actually a player. What the hell is that? That person's sleeping on the ground, but he was actually a player. Okay, this is sort of interesting. This girl, Christine Lackin, she went on a podcast

about Fuller House, or one of those recap shows, whatever. And she said, I was set to be on the new reboot. I was gonna do a four-episode arc of someone's girlfriend. I was all set, I got the job, I'm doing the table read in two days. So the Full House is the new version of Full House on Netflix. Yeah, and then the manager called and said,

actually they're pushing back the table read, they're gonna rewrite something. And she's like, okay. And then he called her again and goes, I don't know how to tell you this, but you don't have the job anymore. And so I guess she either figured this out or she's assuming it's because back in 2013, yeah, a very long time ago, she did a Funny or Die sketch for the internet that mocked

Kirk Cameron, who is the brother to Candace Cameron Burr, who is the star of Filler House, and probably NAP at this point, and in which she mocked the fact that he was, you know, taking a stance on LGBTQ and gay stuff. And so, because she was part of that sketch, in 2013, it got back to, she believes that it got back to Candice, who then was like, oh, I remember her,

and no, she's not gonna be on my set. Really? Oh, wow. Yeah. That's a good one. It is really interesting because I'm like, I can only imagine the things that have been said about me, if I've ever been brought up to possibly read for a part or have a part or whatever,

based on what I've said on this show, what I've done in Chelsea Lately, what I've said and done online. And that's just the gamble you play. If you're going to be on any of these shows, and even people that do SNL, they know, that's why they do apologies years later. But you're doing a pop culture thing, and if you start to be so protective of, what

if I do a movie with this person in the future? You're not, like, it's just the game. You might lose a part here or there. But she's not known as like a sketch actor or something. She didn't take a stand on Jimmy Kimmel and get some others. I mean, who knows if she even got paid for this funny or die thing. But it's just interesting how, again, how things linger and whether it's a comment that you said on a podcast now

about somebody. They remember. They remember they find it, and they're like, you're out. Yeah. People go way deep into everything. And now, you know, we're going on like 20 years of people putting stuff on the internet, whether it be on MySpace, Facebook, sketches, that funny or die thing. It's crazy. I mean, I remember when we used to go back to our Chelsea Lately days, we used to do

the guest hosts, you know. Yeah. We had a lot of guest hosts come in when Chelsea wasn't there. And of course, we would pitch the same jokes we'd pitch to Chelsea who would do anything. I mean, I always very often say, we used to just go on the round table and the topic would be Mariah Carey's fat and go. And people would do their jokes about it.

And we'd be arrested for that today. But when we'd have these guest hosts who would just like, and they're like, there's no way, I'm not saying that. We're like, oh, it I'm not saying that. Right. Oh you know oh it's kind of what we do here. I remember the guy who was married to. Dax Shepard. Dax Shepard he was just like no way I'm not doing any of this.

He was smart. I know he was smart yeah. He was really smart he was he didn't even know what a podcast was back then but it's good that he didn't say these things. Yeah and I don't think we ever thought about that, but then even with she, she started to say, no longer talk about this person, this person, this person, because then she was truly becoming an A-lister,

and they shared the same agents, and she was social with them and everything. And also, she probably also saw that these little funny jabs and things are hurtful to people. It's their real life, you know? So the show did kind of change because of that, but I thought that was interesting. Tiffany Haddish, who was also on Chelsea Lilley

back in the day, she went on Nick Cannon's podcast and she said, back when she was struggling, before she really was like a household name or whatever, I think she could have still been acting at this point, but not super famous. She had a fake person, a fake persona online name Rosalind, who was a maid at one time to Halle Berry, a total made up thing. And then she would sell her own underwear online for $300 and say it was Halle Berry's. Oh, really?

I kind of can't believe it. I mean, she is such an open-faced sandwich. This is one of those things where I'm like, but listen, I, first of all, I love that she told the story, and I also think it's kind of genius. If you're such an idiot to believe it or want to sniff Halle Berry's underwear, then you deserve to be

taken for $300. I mean, it's not like she took, you know, like, it's not like she screwed over an orphanage for charity event. I mean, she just was like... It's a bunch of pervs with a couple extra bucks. Yeah, it's like, well, how is this any worse than selling your own farts and someone buying it? How do we know that you're farts? How do we know that you're not like going

to your 13 year old gassy brother and collecting his? I don't know. And if you're such a loser that you would buy this, then good. Well, I mean, Halle Berry's, I don't know. Should Halle Berry be mad? I think Halle Berry should laugh her ass off and be like, Tiffany, let's do a movie together.

Like if I was Halle, I'd be like, I'm so flattered. And I understand you're struggling and you're just a genius. And I love that you're like spilling the juice now. Good for her. That's a good way to make a buck. So she said she was Halle Berry's housekeeper and she had access.

She said she was like her housekeeper at one time named Rosalind. Maybe she was currently happy. She said said I acted like I was her housekeeper and then I had her underwear But then she would sell her own so I guess you know they weren't like washed Right right. Or whatever, that's the whole fun of it I guess. So you get them and go, oh. I mean, thank God I don't have any of those kinks, you know. I mean I guess they just pop up on you one day You know you don't ask me these things to happen. One day, he's like, God, I'd love to sniff some panties.

And then you gotta buy them. I think that's what it is. I think you're online and all of a sudden something slips in and then it's a dark way to hell. Yeah. And then for certain people. Right, right. For other people, you're like, I want to erase that from my memory.

But for other people, then they're just like, yeah, I've got 300 burning in my pocket. Let me send it to this Rosalind woman, this P.O. Box. Yeah. Okay. Tom Cruise, this article came out that Tom Cruise has found a new flame. The Mission Impossible Star 62 has sparked romance rumors with Spanish singer Victoria Canal 25, whom he met at a Gastonbury Festival in England earlier this year. So I'm like, oh, let me look into the story a little bit more. Huge age difference.

He hasn't been with someone a long time, hasn't seen Surrey since she was like 10. What's his deal? So then right at the top, she writes writes Victoria Canal with a blue check. Guys I am NOT dating Tom Cruise. This is really insane. LOL. Oh so she's like I'm not. I am NOT. I guess you just take a picture of them because I remember a couple of months ago they said he was Shakira. They just shaking hands or something.'m like, Shakira and Tom Cruise are dating. I just remember when they were so between Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes, when they

were just, like, when all that stuff came out, that they were, like, certain people were auditioning for the part, whether it was, like, Selma Hayek, or they wanted Selma Hayek, she didn't want it. Then there was this other Persian actress that, like, didn't really know what she was getting involved in. The role of what? His girlfriend? Like yeah, would you want to be his girlfriend and meet him and maybe you really will fall in love but in the meantime you're going to like it's going to skyrocket your career.

And then somehow somebody, this is what I kind of remember, remember reading an article and Katie Holmes was like oh my biggest crush growing up with Tom Cruise. I had a poster on my... And then they're like, let's check out this girl for him. Yeah. And then she was like, I'm still totally into it. So they're like sold. Yeah.

And the rest is history. I remember vividly watching the Oprah when he jumped on the couch. With excitement. I remember it. Going home like three o'clock in the afternoon, 8 Channel 7, here in LA. And I remember calling my buddy going, are you watching Oprah?

Tom Cruise is like losing his mind. Or how excited he was. The next day it was just like everywhere. Him just going berserk. Yeah. Katie Holmes and jumping on the couch. I totally remember that. He did one of those jumps, you know,

that now are like exercise jumps, where you're supposed to just like jump with like both feet. And he was able to do it. I mean, he's always been very physical, obviously, doing his own thing. Well, did you see this thing he's doing next week? What's he doing?

He's going to parachute onto the Hollywood sign and hand, I guess you hand off the Olympics to the next city. it's a thing. Oh. So where the next city in 2028. And so I guess Tom Cruise is going to parachute onto the Hollywood sign and hand off the Olympics to Los Angeles next week here.

I feel like. I feel like this can only go wrong for Tom Cruise. Me too, I'm like feeling like, go wrong for Tom Cruise. Me too. I'm like feeling like, I hope he's listening to Juicy Scoop and he just goes. Yeah. Like, why not let a real paratrooper person that, you know, does this all the time, like former Marine or current Marine, whatever these people are, why not?

What would be really cool if he was like, I'm so, gosh, I would love to do this, but you know what, it's such a cool honor. I wanna give it to this really decorated guy, but I'm gonna be there at the bottom to be like, hey, that would be like a mature, cool thing. Then look at me at 62, doing it, like we got it. We got it, weirdo. And if something tragic does happen, that's also gonna suck for everybody, not just him.

We don't want to see that in real time. I think he'll be all right. I mean, but it is gonna happen. I thought it was a joke when I read it. I really thought it was like an onion article, but it's real. It's just such a thirst thing. I still got it! Like I was watching like JLo and she's on a,

you know, on a beautiful dress, walking her bike. Yeah. To like the Hamptons Ralphs or whatever. And she's like, oh, basically doing what like we do. Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. Yeah. Look, here's my Delano cocktail. Here at the local Bevmo or whatever it was.

Yeah. Let's go in. And she's got her assistant filming her. Oh, I can't find it, I can't find it, I can't find it. And then she's like, oh, I love this Delano. I'm gonna take it all, I'm gonna take the margarita, the skinny margarita mix, which I'm like, that's a cheater brand of Bethany Frakel Sees You.

And they're both in the Hamptons talking. Anyway, she's going, she's taking all her things. She checks it out, the girl acts like she doesn't know who she is as part of it. And I'm like, I've said this before, like I'm just like you are JLo. Yeah. Why not have a little mystery? It's I get this too late. Now again, like it's the toothpaste out of the tube. Right. Now you're just this influencer. Now you're peddling your competitive. so you wanna make sure that this brand is not a flop, so you're doing everything you can,

and I've never tried it, maybe it is delicious, she says it's lower in alcohol and lower in calories, but I'm like, well then why have any alcohol at all? Like if I'm not gonna get the buzz, why don't I just have a La Croix? You know what I mean? Like, and put a fresh orange in it. Like, why even?

But anyway. This is why I believe, like, Daniel Day-Lewis, like, when you go see his movies, like, oh my god, he's amazing. You know, as Lincoln or whatever. It's because you don't know what he's like in real life. You don't see him on playing ping pong on Jimmy Fallon. You know what I mean?

So like, J.Lo, like, she'll always be in her movies. They'll never be great because, like, well well I know what she's like in real life. Like Dana Deleuze, you don't see him looking for his margarita mix at the, so I like a guy who you just never see them do anything else other than their roles. I think Tom Cruise is a little like that. You don't only see him do a ton outside of his acting.

Well in our day, like before all everyone had, you know, Instagram and a podcast and everything, I remember only once ever five, six years, Madonna would come on Oprah. And it would be her new thing, or she just had a baby. And I was just so intrigued to know how she thought about things and everything, because I was such a fan of her music.

But I didn't really know that much. I didn't know her every thought. I didn't know where she stood on everything. And it was like, I do think that's kind of a shame. I don't know how you can do it without being all over the internet. But maybe the interview part you keep a little more private, you know, like where you maybe you just post pretty photos and like, I'm out, but maybe you don't do the eating food while you're talking or putting on your makeup or get ready with me or like acting like you're shopping at the grocery store for your product. Like, like maybe you don't do that. Yeah. Everyone's got to sell.

We all are desperate, desperate, desperate losers. Okay. This amazing, a plane was grounded an emergency landing. They were going from New York to LA. They had to stop in Phoenix because a passenger saw lice, like a little piece, like a lice going in a woman's head and told the flight attendant and they were like, we gotta get this plane on the ground, get everybody off before everyone gets lice.

Well, is that the worst thing in the world? I mean, I feel, you land a plane for that? Your daughter is five. She is five, yes. She has not had a lice incident yet. No, thank the Lord. Let me tell you something. It's coming?

I hope not. Yeah. And I also hope they have better things to control lice. But when we were at Chelsea lately, I got the call from the school, we're in the writers meeting, that all three kids have been checked. Coincidentally, my daughter McKenzie

had long, thick, gorgeous hair, she didn't have the lice. Both the boys had the lice, which Peter picked them up and just got them buzz cuts, not killed the lice. picked him up and just got them buzz cuts. Not killed the lice. Yeah. But I was like, I better go home and I better get checked. So I left and I went and got checked at the school. Right. And there's like lice ladies, you know? Yeah. And they see I have it. You did? I did. So now I go ahead and you don't even know where to begin because there's shampoos and there's combs and everything. But now there's these women that have made full businesses out of. Call me, call me and I come and get rid of your lice.

Okay. So I go and I'm texting and telling you guys, okay, I'm going, you know, the boys, their heads have been shaved. So they're clear. McKinsey never had it. And I'm like, and now I'm getting it taken shaved, so they're clear. McKinsey never had it, and I'm like, and now I'm getting it taken out, but I can be back by like 1.30.

And they're like, don't come, just don't come. Oh my God, I don't even remember that. And so then, that night I watched the show, and they do a whole cold open about my lice, and they had me smiling, and then they zoom in my head, and they had Jiffy on roller skates looking like a bug. I remember that.

And they said, lice, lice, baby. And he was roller skating through my head. I thought it was so funny. But then, like my sister had a lice thing and I remember she had to get rid of all, like clean the pillows, the couches, and everything. And then about two weeks later, one of the kids came back with it. And I just remember, like, this is a person who's a lawyer.

She's been in murder trials. She has had to pass the bar. And she just was ready to end her life. She just was like, I don't know how this nightmare will ever end. I don't know how I'm ever gonna keep the lice out. I never had. I never had it. And it wasn't, like, I don't think we this nightmare will ever end. I don't know how I'm ever gonna keep the lice out. I never had, I never had it.

And it wasn't, I don't think we ever had it growing up, my brothers or anything. I remember growing up, it was the worst thing you could possibly get in school. Oh my God. That and scoliosis. It was the worst rumor too. Like I remember a girl was supposed to come over

to spend the night and they said, oh no, this wasn't, this wasn't. I was supposed to go to this girl's house and so my parents could go out to dinner, my sister was gone, so no one could watch me, I was too young to stay by myself. And it was like a big event. And I remember the woman called and said,

I just want you to know, Mary Beth has lice. We went, we cleaned it, whatever, but I'm sure you don't want to have your daughter spending the night on our pillows and stuff. My mom's like, no, I'm sure you got it. She didn't want to miss that fun party. And then I was like, and then my friend was like, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. I'm like, why is it so embarrassing? And I was like, all right, I won't tell anyone at school, But it was really like you're a leper. I think these days it's a little better.

Of course it is. But back then it was like you were a leper. That and mononucleosis. Remember that one? Yeah. She's got mono. What? Yeah, because the lice.

Kissing disease. When they do the lice checks, they bring you out. And then if that kid didn't come back that's right you just do lice check and you with the same kid my school same kid got taken out lice and scoliosis richie parola out of poor back in the Snoopy there was like that stinky yeah like like pig pen pig pen like so mean. Yeah, I know. He was a dirty kid. Oh, God. Well, anyway, meanwhile, also on a plane,

this New Jersey man went berserk on a plane. He tried to have sex with the attendant. He was groping her. He's like, I'm not insane. Apparently, he then, well, they finally arrested him, landed the plane, all this stuff. He had had 10 marijuana gummies before taking the flight. I know, I think, I feel like there's more crazy people

on the planes than ever, but I just think that, yeah, I don't know what these people are doing. It must be that, it must be like marijuana gummies or something at their, because the drinking you can kind of see before you get on the flight. Yeah. But the marijuana gummies, they'll hit you later. I have 10 of them, my God.

Zac Efron. Now, he was in Ibiza, and all they said is it was a swimming incident, and he was, like, taken to a hospital, but now he's fine and having fun shirtless again. Good. This guy, something's up with this guy. I swear, there's always weird stories around. Remember years ago, downtown L.A.,

he got in some sort of... It was, like, 3 o'clock in the morning or something. There was a weird incident in downtown L.A. weird stories around. Remember years ago, downtown LA, he got in some sort of, it was like three o'clock in the morning or something, there was a weird incident in downtown LA where he was in a fight or arrested or something. The face is always, I can't tell if it's, I mean, he said he fell. And then they're like plastic surgery.

And that's why he needed to get a restructure of his face. Yeah. And well, okay, but he just had a movie that everyone loved where he's like a professional wrestler or something. Yeah, that's the most depressing movie. It's a true story about like all these brothers who committed suicide, wrestling brothers. It's a good movie. He's excellent in it.

Oh, OK. Oh, my God, it's depressing. Well, then of course, I somehow went down a dark hole on the internet. And, you know, there's people saying that he, along with all these other people, were yacht boys and girls that go on billionaire's yachts and they make more money being a sexual companion

than they do on their movies, and at one time, supposedly. He was a yacht boy? I don't believe it. No, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. And I also believe that you get invited to things just because, yeah, they meet you and you're a little bit of a star. It doesn't mean that just because you're hanging out with billionaires and you're a little

bit famous and attractive that you are having to do gross stuff. Yeah. So I don't believe that story. Tori Spelling, speaking of gross stuff, she said jokingly, if all my kids decide to go to college, I'll have to do OnlyFans to pay for it. She's someone else. Yeah, several actresses have just said that.

I might have to do OnlyFans to pay the bills. That one girl from Sopranos, she says she paid her mortgage on OnlyFans. Yes. Drea de Mateo. Yeah. I mean, you know what? You can't blame them. But of course she still has a mother.

Oh. And also I'm just like... Candy spelling. Yeah. But I don't know. Then Denise Richards did it, and it doesn't seem to, like... It doesn't seem like her career has been stunted or grown because of it. The only thing that's grown is her account.

Yeah. So what are you gonna do? And you know, you're not, you know, sure, maybe you'll do it till you're 65. Why not? As long as people are paying, you know? I mean, if someone's gonna pay for a maid who said, Joel's Halle Berry's underwear, why not get the real thing?

Like, it can't be that hard to like trick these people to send you money. Mm-hmm. Oh, and I did hear from someone that said, a gay guy that said he was the assistant to a big OnlyFans person who does all the correspondence for them. Oh, okay. Because that's where you get the big bucks.

Oh, you do. Where then you do write back, or you send a photo, or you do send a pair of underwear or something for, you know, a few hundred dollars, and you have someone working doing all that. Because you're never physically really ever talking to them. So you have assistants do that correspondence.

Yeah. I feel like the underwear to me is one of those things that you get it, you buy it. These are Halle Berry. And then you sniff it and then you're done with it, but it's something you don't want to throw away. You know, it's like the Apple phone box. You know, you get it. Like, it's such a nice box.

I don't want to throw this away. So you keep it. You're never gonna use it. And I feel like, and then you move six years later, and you're like, one of these. Ah, the Halle Berry panties. I just throw them in the... I feel like it's just gonna, like I feel like that way about all like sex toys,

like you know, the flesh light. Well now if you have Halle Berry's panties, you could say they're Tiffy Haddish's panties. You could resell them. I know, might be better now. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I got this sent to me.

They sent in my Juicy Scoop Obsessed. It is a fake account. It's the Heather McDonald fan page. Hello, my beloved fan. They wrote this person. I appreciate your likes and comments on my post. And I noticed it's been going on for a while, which is why I decided to reach out to you through my OnlyFans page.

Kylie sent me a direct message on here to continue. Oh, does someone have an OnlyFans page? I think what it is is they took my likeness and made a fan page. They had 2,000 followers, because it looks just like, you know, it has my face with the red thing. And then if someone thought this was me,

then they would click, and then they would get on this fake person's OnlyFans page and then maybe want to stay. But what's on the OnlyFans? Is it you? No, I don't know if it's me, like, in a compromised position, or if it's just a person trying to get any traffic to their OnlyFans people by using celebrity, pretending

to be a celebrity fan page. But I do not have an OnlyFans. No, not yet, at least. I definitely don't. Yeah, you're not gonna, you know, that's not your thing. Come on. That's not your thing. You're not going down that road.

Yeah, you want, maybe I'll sell these shorts. Yeah, sell the beet juice. These are the beet, my beet stained shorts is what I'm gonna sell next. Get it, you pervs. Yes. Costco, this person was able to return a five-year-old mattress, got the refund, everything. Yeah, Costco used to take back anything. They still do.

Yeah, they do. They really take back anything. It's insane. Okay, now, I came across this article a while ago. They said both Jimmy Kimmel and John Mulaney, how do you say his name? Mulaney, John Mulaney. John Mulaney, very funny comedian. They both said, I don't want to do the Oscars.

That's unfortunate because I thought. I actually think he'd be good. Oh, John Mulaney would be great. Yeah. I know. And I was, because he had a really funny speech this year. And there was talk that he was gonna do it. And that would've been fun. It's, yeah, I'm sorry that he's not.

I think Jimmy Kimmel is just like, I don't wanna do it. Did it. And also just like, he's probably like, oh my god, this year with the Olympics and everything, not the Olympics, with the election, I'm sure he's getting really vocal, and he's probably getting a lot of, you know, discourse,

and he's probably just like, I just, I think he's kind of retiring anyway. I think he's done with the probably just like I think he's kind of retiring anyway I think he's done with the show too I thought you're saying the summer off right now where people are doing guest hosting his guest hosting yeah I mean yeah I get why people don't want to like stop that routine but like it's not like he needs it and he has young kids so it's like I don't know who should do it, who, what will happen. I posted that I would do it.

I said, you're welcome America, I'll do it. Yeah, why not? Of course it'd be a disaster. Of course everyone would say I sucked. Of course everyone would say that they, not everyone. Some people would say I made them chuckle. Two people would say like they liked my second gown. But like what do you got to lose, I think anyone that has something

to lose is not gonna do it. You gotta get somebody that is just either so big that they don't get a fuck, like Ricky Gervais, or they're so up and coming that they're like, even if it sucks, which it will, it'll get my name out there. Tiffany Haddish would be good. Give it to her. Have her bring out those underwear? Have her make fun of it all and just be like, which it will, it'll get my name out there. Diffie Haddish would be good. Yeah.

Give it to her. She can handle it. Have her bring out those underwear? Yeah. Have her make fun of it all and just be like, actually it would be like a fresh take. Yeah. Gosh, she should thank us for this episode.

Okay, so our boy Travis, went, we're beer for you, was the shirt he had on, when he went to Morgan Wallen's concert. Now Morgan Wallen is a country singer and a Christian and he came out in his chief shirt with number seven. Number seven is the controversial player who did the commencement speech about at the more conservative Catholic college

saying that women's real location in life should be mothers and whatever, wives. So people are like, what's that about? And then they look deeper into it. And when Morgan Wallen played sports, he was always number seven too. So was he cheering that guy on or is he just wearing his letter and like, oh, who cares? I know., who cares? I know. Like who cares?

And so then Travis was there and, you know, of course, you know, she's doing great. Taylor Swift, there's rumors that they're getting engaged any day. My momentum is lost on this relationship. I don't care anymore. I officially don't care. Well, because I think when football season starts again, you see it in the crowd maybe. Yeah, I think everyone. But that's what you, if you were them,

you'd want the momentum to be lost. You should be like, yeah, let's just, now we're doing it for a while. So let's just live day to day. There's also a theory that she really is like the genius in all of this. And all these relationships are fun and she's never very serious about all of them,

including him. Are you familiar with someone named Chapel Rhone? Do you know who Chapel Rhone is? No. I don't know why more people aren't talking about Chapel Rhone. Who's Chapel Rhone? She's like this singer.

H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Oh, okay. I know the song. Yeah, it's a great song. But she does, she just did Lollapalooza this weekend in Chicago. And every, she's like, she's doing all, yeah. Yeah, it's a great song. But she does, she just did Lollapalooza this weekend in Chicago. And every, she's like, she's doing all these festivals. And millions of people show up. It's crazy.

She doesn't even have the headliner of these things. You have to see the crowds. Awesome. Good for her. Like, and I think almost like to the point where she's almost bigger than Taylor Swift, but nobody knows who she is. I mean, people do, but not as much as Taylor Swift. We could have a new person.

Chappellrone, that's the new one. But you know, they also say that she will drop these remixes of songs and stuff right at the strategic time. So a Billie Eilish or a Charlie X who would be number one then don't. Yeah. And so, again, then don't. Yeah. And so, again, I don't think that's terrible.

I think, so what? You wanna be number one all the time. That doesn't mean that you're not a girl's girl. It just means I'm my number one person, and if I wanna drop this thing that's waiting over here so that it gets to be number one. That's fun. That's kind of the way I feel about watching the Olympics

we were talking about earlier. You know, there's some people who came, you know, from different countries, who just had the unfortunate of coming up with, like, Simone Biles at the same time, at the same age, so every Olympics they were with her, and I'm like, I'm always gonna be bronze. Yeah, yeah. I'll never beat her.

And so, yeah, that's the same thing. Just like, if you're in her time, you're just gonna be second always to Taylor Swift. And so Dave Grohl, he got asked about his comment about her and he's like, I'm never speaking about that again. And basically he was asked somewhere and he was like, oh, we have an heiress tour too. We've made lots of he eras like actually playing live.

I'm paraphrasing. So it was like a little bit of a diss. Yeah, so it was a little bit of a diss. And you know, when any guy of his age, especially being white and straight, is gonna at all diss her in any way, or like, I don't get it. I don't think the songs are that great.

It's not for you It's like if all of a sudden I was just like I don't get the whole football thing running around with him But you like and I was like serious and my opinion actually mattered It's like not everything is for you, dude Not everything is for you to enjoy it if you don't like it don't like it whatever and of course, you know Then then they have to shake in their boots. The Swifties wrote me something mean online. I'm so scared. He said a little funny thing.

You realize it was a dangerous thing to say. And now he's smart enough. He was performing live and he was just, yeah. And now he knows, just like, don't even fucking ask me about her. But that's the other thing. Sometimes when somebody does something or says something and then they get this backlash,

then the next thing that happens is they never mention you. And they never wanna fuck with you, good or bad, because they're like, literally, he's probably literally afraid to even like meet her or even if she was like, I wanna collab with you, he'd probably be like, no, that's okay. Like I don't even wanna like touch this because- No, it's too wild.

It's too wild what he might get. I mean, just think what's gonna happen to, if they ever break up, her and Travis Kelsey, on it, like touch this because. No, it's too wild. It's too wild what he might get. I mean, just think what's going to happen to, if they ever break up, her and Travis Kelsey, I mean, god, that guy's going to get killed, Travis Kelsey. Right. They'll just, I mean, the amount of backlash. Not that they're breaking up, I'm just saying.

I wonder if she's going to be, you know how like sometimes guys will just act kind of dickish and awful because they want the narrative be that the girl broke up with them because they know that the backlash will be worse if the girl broke up with them. Yeah. I wonder if she's almost the opposite. If this is true, does she play that so that she gets broken up with,

so that she has the great narrative and the great album coming. Like she kind of makes it appear that she was the one that was heartbroken. Wow, you might be onto something. I know, I might be. I've kind of just thought of it. Yeah. Watch them come after me.

I'm just speculating. This person from a microphone that doesn't know anything. Fun times. Kanye and his wife, she's full boob out. Full boob. Full boob out. Full boob out. This one is completely sheer, but I also saw another one where I thought the boobs were just out, not even covered.

Not even covered in like a sheer nylon. I did see that when he was giving his manager a Tesla or something, a Cybertruck. Did you see that? At this restaurant in Santa Monica. Yeah. What bothers me more is not that she wears nothing. It's that he is wearing a hoodie and a black leather jacket

in one of our worst heat waves ever here in Los Angeles. Yeah. Why is no one talking about how that's more disturbing than her being naked? Like, I am like, how is he... How are we not worried that he's gonna drop dead? Just walking her, walking his naked wife into a restaurant while he has four layers of clothes on

is more dangerous than her being groped. There was like a table for 10 people, the video I saw, and she's got her tits out. Just tits out, just tits. And poor other people, like, I don't know, I'm not supposed to look, I guess, but all I wanna do is look. And then you know somebody went to their partner,

whoever was the one that was invited, whoever the plus one or whatever, has to at one point gotten in the car and said, I could have paid for my own penne. Yeah, absolutely. I could have paid for my own penne, this was not fucking worth it. I was so terrified. God forbid your eye wanders at her nip and then Kanye wants to kill you.

Like it was such a weird test. And you're just supposed to be talking about her tits. Oh, did you have fun going to Target with a Saint and Penelope? And what other Kardashian kids did you go to Target with when you got to finally wear a cloak? Good for them. Weirdos. What other Kardashian kids did you go to Target with when you got to finally wear a cloak? Like, what? Good for them. Weirdos.

Cardi B, pregnant with a third baby, Offset. Is that right? Still getting divorced, but it's Offset's baby. Oh, yeah, I thought they were done. Well, they are done. Oh, but she's pregnant again? Yeah, why not? Oh, good.

Are you familiar with the Hallmark Channel at all? Do you watch anything on the Hallmark Channel? No, but of course I'm familiar with it, that it's just very calming, because the shows are just dork city but fun. Yeah, well, in July, it's called Christmas in July. I don't know if you know this, but so the entire month of July,

they do Christmas movies all month long. So they just replay new ones. No, new ones. Okay, now August is hot summer August, and I'm going to give you a couple of synopsises. You better be paid by the Hallmark show for this. This is tonight on the Hallmark channel. Romance with a Twist.

Okay, you want to hear about it? Yeah. Ex-dancer Luna pairs up with Bennett, a world-class aerialist, when he finds himself without a partner for his upcoming silks performance for the local arts festival. See?

Wait, so now it's like an Olympic theme? Ex-dancer Luna, she's an ex-dancer. See, stay with the plot, okay? She's an ex-dancer. She pairs up with Bennett. He's a world-class aerialist. He finds out he doesn't have a partner for his silks performance.

And then they have to learn a new thing. That's all I was good Ah, you know how to finish this plot, right? Well, it reminds me of the show ice capades. Okay, where the hockey player Robbie Benson has to has to help this ice skater. That was the cutting edge. Oh You know, she was my girlfriend in high school. Moira Kelly the star of the cutting edge Oh. You know, she was my girlfriend in high school, Moira Kelly, the star of The Cutting Edge. Oh, that's right. I remember the story. Anyway.

Was she a real ice skater? No. Oh, that was like a double. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well. I don't want to ruin the movie. But it's one person taking on a different sport, so they're going to have some fights,

they're going to have some arguments. But then in the end, of course, they're gonna get tangled up in the silt. And then they're gonna, two perfect bodies are gonna be like, you're disgusting, don't touch me. Why do I have to get so close to this gross perfect body? And then they're gonna end up in love. But all these Hallmark genders, are they so wholesome that they don't have a drunken, mistaken bone ever?

It's always like a proper courtship, right? I'm glad you brought that up because here comes 9 p.m., autumn dreams. You ready for autumn dreams? A young couple spurred at the moment marriage is immediately annulled by the bride's parents. Years later, they discover that a glitch in the paperwork means they are still husband and wife. And they obviously have to move in together

in order to get a proper divorce in what weird state? I mean, how great is that? I mean, this is already, it's a good movie. Just from those five lines I've read. So I was fascinated by- Autumn Dreams, 9pm. Okay, I asked somebody, this girl that was a star on a lot of them,

and then she would write them. And I kinda said, I totally appreciate your success, but I was curious why this is a hit. And I asked my one friend would write them. And I kind of said, I totally appreciate your success, but I was curious why this is a hit. And I asked my one friend that liked them, and she said, because unlike a Lifetime movie where the nanny is actually a murderer or whatever, those movies are good. To me, I like those movies,

but they do bring anxiety in your body. And the reason people watch these, whether it's the reason people watch these, whether it's the July, the Christmas, whatever, nobody's getting hurt. Nobody is getting fucked over. The environment's not going bad. They're just moving to a small town.

Just ribbon dancing. It's just a way to get your mind to like not give you anxiety. And also they find good looking people that aren't big, they're not stars, you know, it's not like Tom Cruise. How soon before J.Lo does one though? Well, they, I don't think they'd let her. I think it's gotta be like these people

that you know, nobody knows who they are. If she finds out how much money these movies make, watch, she'll start doing them. At 5 p.m. today, I'll be watching Dash of Love when an aspiring chef lands an assistant job at her idol's restaurant. She's convinced. The pants are going! The pants are going! And then he comes around and he goes, and he comes behind her and he goes, this is how you do the filet. And she's like, oh, and he's behind her. I didn't even finish the, you ready for this? Hold on, she's convinced her big break is just around the corner. After a rocky start, which is what you just did,

she befriends the handsome executive chef and they begin bonding in the kitchen. Dash of love, 5 p.m. today. I love it. Anyway, fine. Chris, besides being with me in Texas, tell me where else they can enjoy you besides Texas this weekend in Houston, tell me where else they can enjoy you besides Texas this weekend

in Houston, Dallas, Boston. Oh my God, the next time you can see me out there live is Sacramento Punchline. I will be at Sacramento Punchline September 4th, Wednesday, and at Sacramento, California, and then San Francisco, California, at Cobbs the 5th, and then of course I head to the Funny Bone in Cincinnati on September 25th, and the funny bone in Columbus September

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Of course, you're always welcome. Thank you. Father of one. Father of one that I gotta go pick up right now. Husband of one. Husband of one. But a star to many. Oh, oh, all right.

I'll take that. That sounds like a Lifetime movie or a Hallmark movie. All right, love you, Chris. Bye. Bye. And of course, you guys, for any ticket that you want to see me live, please come. But please go to heatherbickdahl.net. Also, that's where you join the Patreon. Do you know that there are over 721 episodes of Patreon? So if you join, you have access to all of those going spanning back almost seven years.

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