Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Clipped, Denise Richard’s Reality Show, Armie Hammer and Kanye’s House
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so let's get into it.
Did you hear about the reality show
that Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards,
and their two daughters are doing on E?
Yes.
That is crazy.
Crazy or not crazy, I don't know.
This is what I think.
They already showed, he already got a facelift
and they said he's doing it for his reality show.
So the mom Denise was on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
and, but she also had a reality show on E
way back when she was recently divorced from Charlie.
And she had her dad there and they'd feed pigs or whatever.
They had all these animals.
But it was very produced and just kind of cornballed.
So then he went through his TigerBlood thing and lost his two and a half men.
And then she had to do her lifetime movies, whatever.
Then she got a real house house in Beverly Hills.
Then her daughter
Dropped out of school and did only fans and then Denise joined
Only fans they just have the one kid they have two. Okay, one does only fans one does not okay
And then she does only fans Denise. So what does she do on only fit like I mean?
Fans can be full-on
Penetration or it could be cooking. It's not penetration.
It's alone naked though.
She's absolutely, she's completely nude.
What I have heard and I don't sponsor.
But like yeah, she'll like, you know, take you in the shower with her, take a shower
and sexy photos and sexy photo shoots and all this kind of stuff.
And that she's made up to two million a month.
Yeah.
So why is she doing this show on E?
Now I also believe that when someone says
I've made two million a month on OnlyFans,
I do believe that the men that are paying for you
move on to somebody else in a couple months.
They're not the same audience as like a podcast audience.
You know what I mean?
That's just like, oh, I like hearing.
Eventually you've seen how many more showers can you watch?
Yeah, like I think they move on to the next hot thing.
Like whatever.
And so I don't know that like you can consistently
keep that audience like you can, you know,
if you have subscribers of something else.
This is gonna sound weird to me,
but I feel like porn or whatever is so, you could
watch it so easily online and it's, you know, it's hardcore, whatever you want to call it.
So to see like her in a shower seems so tame to me by today's standards.
Why would I spend money on that?
I feel like some of these numbers are fudged.
Yeah.
When I hear these two million a month or whatever.
I'd like to see the receipts on that.
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
Like, who's going...
What guy wants to see Denise Richards naked
for any length of time?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm such an attractive woman.
That's what I'm wondering,
if she doesn't have the OnlyFans,
and then this came up,
and maybe the girls are like,
we want to do it, or maybe she came up, and maybe the girls are like, we wanna do it,
or maybe she's looking around and is like,
how are you guys gonna get to the next level,
like the Kardashians or the Gigi and Bella Hadid,
so let's all do it together.
Maybe he is paying them a lot.
The other one is Dreya De Mateo from The Sopranos.
She says she made more on OnlyFans
than she has in anything she's ever done in show business.
Like paid for a home and everything with OnlyFans.
I totally believe that because there's guys
that are just like, first of all, they both look great.
They're still very attractive.
Yeah, they're good looking.
And it's like, it's their fantasy and they can talk to them.
And I'm sure there's, the big way you make the money
is like talking to them.
Well, now I think you could hire people to do that.
Just like you could hire bots or AI or whatever
to now engage with you.
And that's how you get more money.
Like I say, hey, you wanna see these new shoes
that I bought?
And you say, yes.
And it's a bot?
It's an AI?
It could be, I would think, in this day and age.
And then you say, yes, show me your feet, mistress,
or whatever.
And then I say, okay, well, that's $20.
And then you give me $20,
and then we send a already shot foot photo.
Oh, okay, yeah, photos.
And then the talking back and forth,
well, then that's more money.
But I mean, I don't know.
To think that they were both like the biggest stars in that,
well, you know, we'll see.
Maybe E is paying them so much money
because they are like, this will be the thing that will
make people watch E again.
Yeah.
It could be kind of juicy and great.
I don't know.
So I thought they were.
I thought they hated each other.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Riches, they can actually
work together on this
I guess now that they're like, yeah, let's come together and like
Get plastic surgery on e like I don't know
It is kind of and it's kind of crazy because he was with it, you know involved with all the porn stars
Yeah, and then now HIV positive and all that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I know that's a different thing these days.
HIV positive and sex positive now.
Like, it's the same thing.
It's fine if you are.
It's not a big deal.
Yeah.
But I think he's also on a real show.
Isn't he on a scripted show or something, too?
That is gone.
Oh, I thought that's what the neck lift was for.
No, they said he's doing it on a show,
and it must be this show.
I saw a clip from it of him getting a neck lift.
But don't you think that's from the E! show?
I don't know.
No, it was on like Instagram or something.
It could be.
It could be a clip from the E! show.
And then the Baldwin's are doing one too.
Remember when he went on tour?
The Baldwin's?
Oh, the Baldwin's.
Yeah, Hilaria and Alan.
That's on A&E.
But the, when he went on tour and like Jeff Wills, who was doing like our tours and stuff with
Chelsea, well Chelsea's tour, we'd open for her or whatever.
And yeah, and they were just like, hey, if people are willing to pay for it, I mean,
now reality stars and stuff go on the road.
And I'm like, go make your money.
I know you're not going to be going out every year like I'm going out.
It's good.
You're going to get your one shebang or whatever. And then shebang or whatever and then people are going to be like, I saw
it.
I saw it.
But he would just scream tiger blood.
It was so funny how quickly people turned on him because it was like three shows and
he was doing nothing.
He had no act at all.
And then I think it was Boston or whatever city it was where they just started turning
on it and then they canceled it after.
It didn't run very long.
But it was nice to see that you actually
have to have something in order for people to come.
Right, exactly.
Anyway, so Ben spent Father's Day with his ex-wife Jennifer
Gardner, who has the kids.
And then J.Lo just did like a nice
post about him being a good dad or whatever. Yeah.
And now TMZ is doing like a whole TMZ investigates about their marriage. Now they're selling
the house for the $65 million house because Ben said, or, you know, supposedly it's because
it's too far from his house in Brentwood where the kids
are.
Yeah.
And people are like, Beverly Hills and Brentwood are not that far away.
And then other people said, no, it is if it's traffic and you're trying to pick up your
kid from school, whatever.
Also that he never really liked the house or is it this the first step of dissolving
the marriage? Well, I mean, whether the marriage dissolves in two weeks or in two months, it's dissolving,
right?
I mean, it's not going the distance.
You're not even talking about that as a couple in 40 years.
Originally, I thought there could have been a little bit of an elaborate exaggeration
of the problem to cover up the canceling of the shows.
But now I'm going to go back and I'm going to say, no.
I think that this is, I think, but I think that it's possible
that they showed, they show Jen going and visiting him
and all these things that they're able to,
they show her walking with her child through the
grove and she's like, leave me alone.
And I'm like, why are you in the grove then?
Jennifer Garner?
No, J Lo.
Oh, J Lo.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, wait, what is the, like, what is this?
Like how much do they want to know?
I'm wondering if J Lo is starting to lay down a scenario that so that we go, oh, is he struggling
with addiction again.
Right.
Did you see, by the way, I know it's old now,
but did you see his performance at the Tom Brady roast?
Yeah, well, it was odd, right?
I mean, at that point, it was like, well,
I know everybody said he seems to be on something,
whether it's drinking or something,
but he was definitely off.
And it was a very weird, I know he just didn't prepare,
that's what all the other comedians said,
Nikki Glaser and stuff on podcasts,
he just wasn't prepared, he thought he could come out there
and just wing it, and you can't.
And he did a whole thing about just online trolls and stuff.
It seemed very much about him, not about Tom Brady.
And it was just really, you have to watch it.
You would say the guy's on something had you watched that.
Right.
Yeah, it's interesting.
Also, it was just like,
there's something weird about his shoulders.
He's always walking like,
I don't know, there's something,
yeah, there's something very strange. Also, I just think the recycling of like an old flame,
like, I don't know, I think we all thought
it was like really great, but you know,
the reason they broke up is because he like,
went to a strip club or something,
like, and there was a real reason why she like dumped him.
And then, there's a real reason why she like dumped him. Yeah.
And then there's a part in an interview
or in a movie, in one of her movies,
which by the way, like her whole thing with her movie,
it's like, you know, if nobody wants to fund your film,
maybe you shouldn't fund it yourself.
Is this the Netflix one that she's in?
Yeah, like, and I think she just thought,
doesn't everyone wanna to see me...
In space? Isn't she an astronaut or something?
No, there's three movies.
One is Atlas, which is scripted,
and that is like whatever, okay.
Oh, you're talking about the reality movie.
Then she did one which was like a visual album of our songs,
and then there was the making of This Is Me.
Right.
Again, which we already saw the other documentary
about how hard she worked to get to do the Super Bowl.
So I think people, I'm just done with seeing documentaries
about people like, well, this is me,
5 a.m. with a hood, going to box and workout,
so that I'm sitting on my couch and being like,
wow, that artist works really hard. We don't care. The celebrity on this pedestal and then also the celebrity
being like, watch my process. Nobody really cares about the process. Just show us the
entertainment and the art. I don't need to see how it was made. I don't care. And I think
he was like, probably not for it. Then it was a bomb and he's like, I told't care. And I just, yeah, I think that's, and I think he was like, probably not for it.
Then it was a bomb and he's like, I told you so,
which no one ever wants to hear.
Speaking of documentaries, have you watched Bratz,
Andrew McCarthy's documentary about the Brat Pack?
It is on my list.
It's on Hulu. What'd you think?
I watched it.
I mean, I love that whole era.
I'm a huge fan of those movies, you know,
Breakfast Club and Pretty and Pink and that era
And so I thought it would be interesting but it comes off a little
a little whiny like
It's like an hour and a half whatever it is and everything. He just keeps going man
It's Brad this, you know Brad's thing Brad pack thing really ruined my career
It's like yeah, but also, did it?
Like you made some, you weren't a great actor.
It's not like you were going to be.
They keep saying, if it weren't for Brat Pack,
that article, I'd be Tom Cruise,
is what he's basically trying to say.
Oh, so he, okay, because I saw clips of it.
And it was like, who was part of the Brat Pack?
And they're all, you you know these middle-aged
grey-haired people being like was so and so was Matt Dillon
part of it and I'm like okay all right so he goes and so
Andrew McCarthy goes and investigates
about the article that people and the name that caused right
and he said this came out and so he's a little boohooing his
career that is so interesting or less yes, he's he's a little boo-hooing his career. That is so interesting. More or less, yes.
He's saying, if we weren't labeled brats pack,
would our careers have been better?
Like would Emilio Estevez been critically acclaimed
more than he was?
And I'm like, well, mannequin is mannequin,
and what Tom Cruise did is what Tom Cruise did.
You know what I mean?
You made some choices that Tom Cruise is not in Weekend at Bernie's.
You can't blame the article.
So then he actually interviews the guy
who wrote the article.
And the guy kind of says, he's like,
I don't know if you can blame my article for this.
You know, for whatever.
I mean, Andrew, because he's doing-
But once again, once again,
what I'm telling you is like,
what's going on in the world right now
is like the victimization of yourself.
Like, just shut up.
I mean, I think there's a little bit,
it is interesting, and of course he had to choose it.
He wanted to make a documentary and it's a good topic.
So it is interesting to watch.
But also, ultimately what it comes down to
is the two people who are doing the best from it
are probably Demi Moore and Rob Lowe.
That's the people he introduced.
And I'm like, because they still look great.
Like both of them still look amazing.
Right, that's what I'm saying, they're very attractive.
First of all, he wasn't that hot.
He was the guy.
But he was back then.
No, but as a woman, okay, watching the show,
which was, what was the one where they
were all in college in Boston?
Saint almost fire.
Saint almost fire.
He was the one that, you one that couldn't get the girls.
They thought he could be gay because he just
smoked and had that little mouth.
He wasn't Rob Lowe.
He wasn't the alpha male of Judd Nelson's character.
So it was like, you know.
And then same with Pretty in Pink.
It was like, he was the rich kid,
but he wasn't James Spader.
So it was always kind of like that's what he was.
And sometimes it just doesn't.
Yeah, it's different.
It's different choices and it's what you do with it.
And yeah, I mean, I think that's totally.
I think what everyone's takeaway and he talks to one of the producers
at one point in the document and everyone's takeaway from it is,
well, wasn't it cool to be in the Brad Pack?
Like, why did you look at it as such a bad thing?
I think everyone like us thought it was like,
oh, who wouldn't want to be in the Brad Pack?
That seems like a cool thing.
And that's what one of the producers says.
She goes, I think you went at it,
went about it the wrong way.
Like, the moment he wrote it, you should have been like,
yes, we are the Brad Pack.
Isn't it great?
Kind of like the Rat Pack did. They it's it's in you should definitely watch
it it's interesting yeah yeah and Rob Lowe and Demi Moore both are like more
or less they're like we'll get over it like in a ten million dollar houses and
then they talked to Ali Shidi and she's like in a apartment with a dead plant
behind I'm like couldn't you move a dead plant behind her. I'm like, couldn't you have moved the dead plant?
Like, I mean, it would have taken two seconds to go,
let's get the dead plant out of the shot.
Just like a sad poinsettia, still in her apartment in June.
Anyway.
Yeah, it's...
You should check it out.
It's definitely worth watching.
And you would have a lot to say about it.
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Here's another juicy story.
This is a housewife story, but you will find it juicy.
Kenya Moore has been suspended indefinitely from being on The Real
Housewife. She's been on for like 10, 12 years. And she was doing, filming her show with everybody.
She had an event at her salon. She was at Kenya Moore Hair Care. And I guess this new
girl allegedly like threatened her, threatened her with a gun or something. So to retaliate allegedly, and this is from witnesses that were there and the story's
getting out, she on her screen, like my iPad situation, had photos of this girl giving
oral sex to a man.
Like they're in a live show or something?
Yeah, and she's like, oh, by the way, here this is. Yeah.
And people are saying, oh, but those images
were on the internet and accessible.
Well, I mean, it's pornographic, so I don't
know how accessible it was.
The girl is like, I've never been hazed or bullied
like this.
This is incredible.
First, when it came out, Kenya was like,
don't believe anything you hear.
It's not true.
Well, there are all these people, there was an event.
And now she's saying that she, like,
I'm not going anywhere, and allegedly she's gonna get
lawyers involved because they're firing her,
but the producers are like,
we didn't know what the show was gonna be,
we just come and film you, we don't know, like,
what's in your iPad and this and that.
And, but then she's like, wow, you know, come and film you. We don't know what's in your iPad and this and that.
But then she's like, wow, Tom Sandoval of the Scandival thing, he, but it wasn't on
camera, but he and his, had a seven year affair with a girl that he then filmed without her
consent during a sexy FaceTime.
They kept him on the show, yet me.
And then she's like, also all these people signed NDAs for the filming. When you film a reality show and you're just like a And then she's like, also, all these people signed NDAs
for the filming.
When you film a reality show and you're just like a guest,
she's like, they all signed an NDA.
So who broke the NDA that this story got out?
Anyway, the state of Housewives is in major trouble,
which you're probably happy to hear.
I don't.
Yeah, it's just not my world.
I know you don't really care, but it is like so dark and disturbing.
Yeah. And legally and everything, I just think they're like, we don't know. It's like, it's too hard to do these reality shows now
with the amount of people that are leaking everything and share. And then there's the element of everybody leaking everything.
So there's no surprises for us, the viewers.
And then it's the social media aspect of everybody.
Like every time they come back from a season,
it's like, well, you did a podcast about me
and you like to mean common about me.
And it's not living in the moment of just like,
hey, we went to this party and this conversation happened
and my husband is going filed for bankruptcy.
It's like, it's nothing like it used to be.
And, but this was pretty,
I'm pretty horrible that she did this,
but we'll see, she'll probably file a lawsuit.
That's it.
Okay, Armie Hammer went on a podcast.
By the way, I predict Scooter Braun
is gonna start a podcast.
Oh, why not?
And interview music greats.
Sure.
Okay.
Anyway, Armie Hammer went on a podcast
and he said, I'm grateful for this scandal
that he still says, you know,
which was the cannibal thing where he wrote people
and said like, I want to eat a rib and this and that.
Yeah.
Um, I think he said, I think he, I don't know if he ever said he didn't mean it or that it
was like, um, can't doctor it up or something, but he said, yeah, kinky or whatever.
But he said, I never did anything that was non-consensual.
So that he has always said.
Right.
And that was a weird thing because that I was very involved in like reporting on.
But then by the time that doc came,
it's like people didn't care.
I know, and I heard it wasn't, yeah,
they didn't have enough to keep people's interest, right?
And that, yeah.
Yeah, it was like, people just didn't care.
They didn't care about his weird dad and grandfather,
which they were
weird because I interviewed the aunt Casey Hammer and it was horrible. But I just don't think like
the audience that cared about him didn't care about the older stories about their weird rich
family. And then the women that dated him didn't get the sympathy from the audience because they're like, well,
you knew he was married and you continued to date him because he was a hot movie star.
So they just didn't, they weren't sympathetic characters and I think that's why I just lost
momentum.
So is it, I mean, what is he saying?
He's saying is happy, happy it happened because he would have continued on with this behavior or?
He basically was just like,
I'm glad that it happened, you know, whatever,
because I'm grateful that, like, I have this life change.
This is like, my life has changed.
Right.
I don't know. Is it over?
His career's over? I don't know.
I think right now his career, I mean, last I heard,
he was like actually selling Timeshare
in the Cayman Islands.
Yeah.
And his ex-wife did a show that's on Hulu.
Okay.
And then when I saw this article last night I finally went to go look at it.
It's called like Cayman Islands or whatever.
And you know it's just like another reality show I just couldn't get into.
It was just like everyone knows this is a small island and like it was just a bunch
of hot people that live in the Cayman Islands and whatever.
And her big thing is I had a public breakup
with my husband, who was accused of being a cannibalist
or whatever.
And then that was it.
Then she doesn't talk.
That's about her starting her bakery in the Cayman Islands.
And we're like, who cares about that?
Yeah, nobody.
And so I don't think that show's coming back.
And I don't know, I don't predict
that he'll have a comeback of any magnitude.
Maybe he'll act in something that's like, whatever, subpar.
But then again, I don't know, are people dying for more?
No.
He never had anything.
No.
Outside of that one, the one, call me by your name.
Otherwise, most of his movies were kind of bombs.
Like big bombs.
Yeah, there were a lot of bombs.
And it was like, there was articles written
about how they kept trying to make him happen.
And because he came from such privilege,
and because he was tall and good looking and stuff,
I think that they just kept giving him projects and stuff.
But all the projects were not like hits and then this happened. Yeah, so now he's been he's been taking Glenn
Powell's taking over his what he was
Glenn Powell
He's like this handsome guy who was he was in that one with Jen
Who's the girl with the big boobs who is in Euphoria?
They were in a movie together.
Oh yes, yes, they had like.
Romantic comedy.
They had a romantic comedy where they're like, you know.
During all the press.
Two gorgeous people have to hang out together.
Grrr.
Exactly, one of those.
We hate each other.
I watched On A Plane.
It hits every trope of bad romantic comedies you can.
I mean it's not the worst thing in the world
to watch on a plane,
because they're both good looking,
fun to look at.
But...
Remember, I would just get you across that one.
Remember the proposal with Sandra Bullock?
Oh yeah, Ryan Reynolds.
Reynolds, Reynolds.
And it's like he works for her,
and they, I don't know,
have to go on a trip together or something.
And then it's like they accidentally walk out,
and they're naked,
and it's like, so they out and they're like naked and it's like,
so they're so disgusted with each other
that they even got close to each other's bodies.
Right.
And they're like, both have like perfect bodies.
That was like every romantic comedy in the 90s.
Why?
Everybody was grossed out by Matthew McConaughey
or other gorgeous people.
Yeah, it's always like two gorgeous people,
but they hate each other.
Right.
It's so dumb.
I wonder if it all cracked open that every man
wrote every one of these shitty movies,
and then we would go to the movies as women
and be like, why isn't our love like that?
Because it's made up.
Well, of course.
It's made up by an ugly guy in a baseball hat.
That's not how it works out
We're like you walk into the room and like all these girls are hot and drinking and the guys gonna look at the one girl
in the corner who's like
That's not how the guy goes for even the hottest guy. He wasn't right with the one with the tits out
It's like let's do a shot. That's who gets the attention
They're out. Yeah, I want to work harder than they have to they don't yeah, okay
No, right about that. Am I right about that?
Yes, you are.
But in every movie, it was always like, no, I don't want you.
I want Molly Ringwald, this weird girl
with a weird red hairdo that's dressing like she's 85.
I want her.
I don't want the hot girl that I've
been boning for a year and a half,
because I already boned her for a year and a half.
I want that weird girl in the corner.
So then every weird girl seeing the movie would go,
I love that movie because it can happen.
No, it can't.
It's written by a guy who made it up.
Yeah, right, right, right, right, right.
True, all good points, all good points.
So hopefully by-
But what I wanted to say was,
I feel like because there was this era of
Cancelling that we all know about of course army have for all different reasons, right?
But now you're starting to see some of them saying alright is a time like Kevin Spacey's on this whole
Press run he did he just did Pierce Morgan and a couple of other things where he's like
He's just like when can I come back I've been you know
I went through two trials have been I've been found not guilty in both of them other trials were dropped other
Charges against me were dropped so when can I come back?
Did you happen to see his
Podcast I'm surprised he has it at this point, you know?
This is what Armie said, OK, because I knew
I had it written out somewhere.
He said, whatever it was that people said,
whatever it was that happened, I'm now at a place in my life
where I'm grateful for every single bit of it.
I was in a bad spot in my life before these claims came out,
with no self-esteem and a constant feeling
of dissatisfaction with my life. When the adoration turned to hate, I had to learn to love myself and ultimately
I'm better for it. I'm able to look at all my trials and tribulations at a distance and
find them hilarious. Thinking it was totally ridiculous, anyone thought I could eat another
person. I've been an asshole to women in the past, but always flatly denied sexually
assaulting anyone. So, um...
Yeah, well, I mean, that's kind of makes sense, right?
I mean, in the end, he didn't really eat people.
I mean, there were weird things, though.
He did, like, scar them with his initials.
He did do that?
Yeah, there were things like that.
And then also, like, the girls had to show up,
like, at his doorstep at a normal time
and, like, on all fours with, like, a leash around their neck.
Oh, what's wrong with that?
That's, uh...
I mean, some people are into this kind of shit.
It is kind of hilarious, like, three years out.
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
Like, it is kind of like...
Yeah.
And when it first came, people were like,
is this real?
And then there was this other girl that had all the evidence and she got Gloria Allred
and all that stuff.
But then she kind of fell to the wayside.
And again, some things just don't have the momentum.
It's like this one thing about the internet and all this, like, I don't know what to talk
about.
And then like a couple months later, Everyone's like, okay, I don't care. I know until you popped up on me
I had forgotten all about him. I mean, that's one of those ones
I just don't even yeah, the most interesting thing about him was those those cannibal texts that you read
I'm otherwise I don't think I've ever seen any of his movies or cared, you know, yeah
so
Okay, we're good with that Stephen Baldwin Alec Baldwin's brother. So. OK. We're good with Adam.
Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin's brother.
I came across this that he posts.
This is his page, StephenBaldwin7.
And he's crying in the car with glasses on.
And he puts on the top of his crying video
that has music to the background. just dropped wifey off at airport when she flies now miss her more
and more most beautiful best cook best friend hallelujah now he's become like a
super Christian yeah and his daughter is Haley right he's married yes now hey
that's the one daughter and the other daughter. There's another one. The other one threw a tampon.
She threw a tampon.
A used one, they say.
A used tampon at somebody in a bar.
Not just a tampon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there's, you know, you never know.
Uh-huh.
Threw it right at the Army Hammer's mouth and he loved it.
What?
Disgusting.
Anyway, I'm glad that he did this
because I want to talk about how cringey this is.
Like, I one time, like, did an experiment
because I was like, I wonder if I just film myself,
like, crying, will I get a lot of views?
And now I feel like, again, the audience is sophisticated
and is like, what?
So anyway, he's an actor and he
just missed his wife and he decided to stop the car film himself just be like crying about and then
so for people to be like i love how much you love your wife i love how committed you are that when
she goes on a trip but some of the comments were so funny they were like if this was my
husband I would not come back like what the fuck is wrong with you like it was
just oh god just the cry for attention I'm just like I can't take it I don't
know when it happened and it pains me to admit because they are Long Island guys
so I do have that you know in common with them Kingship and you also are one
of four boys, right?
It's French all is in the fact that they have gotten all so kooky because they're all yeah all of them
And even the the one Billy and his wife China Phillips. You ever see some of her tic-tacs
Yes, crazy Christian now too and wild. Yeah, so it like I never saw that coming
I thought they were going to
be remain like normal actors in Hollywood and just wow. I mean they are. I think he
was crying because I brought up that he was in the movie threesome last week and I think
he was triggered by it because that was definitely not a Christian based film. it was about freshmen in college,
they're all friends and one guy is gay
and he has a crush on Steven.
And then Steven has a crush on this girl.
Who is it, Josh Hartnett?
Is that the actor?
I think it is.
I don't remember.
No, not Josh Hartnett, Josh Ivernowhoor.
I looked it up after I talked about it
and so then they decide that they are gonna have a threesome.
And she's in the middle of the two of them.
Who's the girl, Lara Flynn Boyle?
Yes.
And so I go to look up the movie
and I'm like, wait a minute.
Cause in my memory, I just kind of remember
these like young people and whatever.
And I was like, wait, they're freshmen in college.
And it's like, it's so weird. weird, same thing with St. almost fire.
When you see, I saw that as a teenager
and they seemed so old,
but they were like a year out of college.
And I'm like, wait, what?
They're having this guy.
So anyway, maybe he's crying because of that.
I don't know.
But I just am like, dude, you're so lame.
I'm sorry.
That was just...
So he's been lame for a long time.
I mean, isn't he?
Yeah.
Poor guy, whatever.
But wasn't there another guy, a reality star,
who cried about his wife being gone too?
And everyone thought she was dead.
Oh, yes.
But she was like shooting a reality show or something?
The firefighter.
Trista from The Bachelorette.
Yeah, she was doing Special Forces. She was doing Special Forces, right. And he did like a post in black and something? The firefighter. Trista from The Bachelorette. Yeah, she was doing special forces.
She was special forces, right.
And he did like a post in black and white.
Several weird posts.
People thought he killed her.
Yeah, people were like, wait.
Then they thought she was in a mental health facility.
And he wasn't saying anything.
Yeah, and then I guess she, you know, has signed an NDA
and they're not supposed to say
that she's on special forces.
So then she had to be like,
I'm just taking a break from my family,
but I'm okay, thanks for the love. And so then people were like, wait, is she in rehab? And then finally she's like, fuck it, I'm just taking a break from my family, but I'm okay Thanks for the love and so then people like wait is she in rehab and then finally she's like fuck it
I'm on doing that like as if people were not gonna watch special well now. I'm not gonna watch if Tristan's
Now I know who's on it who cares
Everybody just get over yourselves. Oh, I do not want to do special forces
Is that the way we you gotta carry people?
That's like we have to be a Navy SEAL.
You gotta carry JoJo Siwa across the desert.
Definitely don't want to do that one at all.
I will do traitors.
Okay.
I will do villains.
I'll do, I'll just do ones where you just are like
sitting in a house.
I mean I can't believe at this point you still, you haven't clipped the point where I wrote
both of those five years ago on Juicy's Goop when I said they should do a cancel house
reality show.
I think I have, but I can find it.
Anyway, it's not important.
No, I'll find it.
It's not important.
I'll have Drake cut it together.
It's, no, but it's the, and essentially it is canceled house, but it's not important. No, fine, I'll have Drake cut it together. No, but it's the...
And essentially it is canceled house, but it's easier to save billions because then
you can pick in some people that were not really canceled, that are just not liked.
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Speaking of JoJo Siwa, I don't know if you've mentioned this.
Do you follow Kate Beckinsale on Instagram?
How come nobody talks about how kooky she is?
Have you seen the bow she wears in her hair?
Constantly got a giant bow.
Well that's a look that's come back recently
that I'm not into.
And also she has like.
For like adult women, same with big headbands.
I'm talking it's this big.
You know, have you seen it?
Remember when she dated Pete Davidson?
Yes.
But you, in order to be friendly with her,
because that's what I'm saying,
how come nobody's saying anything about this?
You show up at her house and she's got costumes
you gotta put on.
So that's her videos?
Maybe I don't follow her then.
You gotta follow her.
It's wild ride.
She's doing weird stuff.
Weird stuff.
They're running around like on a Tuesday afternoon
dressed up like, you know, dangerous liaisons.
JoJo just posted that she knows what her next thing
is gonna be and she's working on it
based on all the feedback that she got.
Oh good.
So. Yeah.
You know.
Yeah, okay.
We need it.
Oh, it's just so amazing that she was just like, I'll just put like this, I'll just copy like
the kiss look.
Yeah, Gene Simmons.
And do this song and people are just going to be like blown away by it.
Yeah.
Maybe she swigged vodka or something.
She swigged vodka.
She's putting her hands down her pants.
And at like a Pride show and there were kids.
So then people were like,
you shouldn't have done that with kids in the audience.
And I'm like, well, don't bring your kids
to a show that's an adult.
She doesn't say she was performing for six-year-olds.
Like, whatever.
But you know, I went by her house.
She didn't want to talk to me.
Okay, so this was crazy.
want to talk to me. Okay, so this was crazy. So this is a drag, they did a drag queen roast. Is this RuPaul's Drag Race? Yes, but there's like a special, they did a special roast.
Yeah. And this person, oh, her name is Got Milk. Got Milk is her drag name.
Got Mick?
Every single joke from Nikki Glaser.
And this is from Beatrice is the name of the person that posted this, or Acid Berries.
I don't know who posted this.
It's shocking.
She literally verbatim steals every joke.
So I watched this video and yes, it's verbatim.
She went and studied all of the Rose, Nikki Glaser's in several,
and really just grabbed all the jokes
that she could then do with timing and everything,
word for word, to the drag queens.
Now, I would love to know what Nikki's gonna do about this,
because she's probably thinking,
if I say anything, it's gonna look like I don't,
you know, have a problem with.
Nikki need to leave this one alone.
She doesn't need to get involved in this at all.
No, that's why I'm gonna do the crusade for her.
I just let people know.
Now, I think, you know, a lot of people go,
oh, will you do a roast?
Or, will you wanna do a roast for my birthday?
Or, can everyone at my office roast me now?
I will say this is great. All these roasts are accessible spend a few hours and just take jokes from other people
Yeah, if you're roasting your boss, you could steal it. Who cares? No one's gonna see it
But if you're going on a TV show, yeah, maybe don't was this actually on
RuPaul's Drag Race that was aired on TV? Or was a special thing?
And yeah, and I don't think the producers realized it or not
because you wouldn't know unless someone put it together.
I also think there are people out there who think that like,
it's a line from a movie.
Like, why can't I just say it?
Yes, I remember one time reading someone's
like autobiography about and they were stand up
and they the first time they ever did stand up they just like took someone's entire act
and then someone's like no you can't do that they're like I can't but it's my favorite like I kind
of feel like not everybody knows like maybe this wasn't even at that as maybe she wasn't
you just did it and like put it together but But they were all laughing and no one put it together
because she would too like the subtleties.
Like she'd be like, if Nikki said to Sean Hayes,
Will and Grace really was the best that you could do.
So then she would say to somebody, a drag queen,
hairspray really was the best
and the girl was in hairspray, that you could do.
So it was like, unless you were really that versed in like Nikki Glaser's stuff, you wouldn't
– I mean, it took this person on the internet to – but also know that if you do something
like this, somebody is going to find it.
Oh, absolutely.
Somebody's going to find it, but I don't think anybody watching it or producing it
or anything put it together that she had taken it.
I think you need the roast.
Keep it to the pro.
I know everyone thinks it's gonna be great.
But when it becomes like the regular people doing it,
it just gets to a point where you're like,
oh boy, just let the pros do the big one,
the Tom Brady ones, the Comedy Central ones.
And then like little parties and stuff, it's not.
Well Giselle is saying that she broke up with her karate boyfriend because of the aftermath
of the Tom Brady roast.
That it was so like I guess mentally draining, or maybe she didn't say it, some friend of
her said it, that you know caused problems.
But then they were seen together the next day.
And I mean you go from Tom Brady
to, like, your kid's karate coach.
Whatever. Who cares? Like, just be happy, girl.
She's fine.
It is what it is.
Like, you know, but I can imagine
why it was hard for the kids and stuff
when they're not used to something like that.
And I can see why he didn't think it through.
It was an interesting call on his part,
but, I mean, it certainly was a hit people say people have really talked about it
so I mean I'm not that he needed anymore press, but
It worked out for comedians, right?
But yeah the road the roasting is a specific comedic art form
I got asked to do Michael Yo's birthday party. Oh god. It could be ten years ago. Somehow. He must have went his wife
birthday party, fuck, it's gotta be 10 years ago. Somehow, he must have went, his wife asked me,
she must have went down a list of people
and got a bunch of nos and then I said yes.
And I forget who else was on it.
But it was at Ha Ha Cafe and it was like
a low rent comedy club.
And I went, I had a couple of drinks
and I did a roast, as I was told.
And there was this family in the audience,
Stephanie said, you know, I love Michael,
he's the sweetheart of a guy.
But I was going hardcore on his Asian mom,
and people were like, oh my God,
we wouldn't sign up for this.
Oh, I thought we were roasting, that's what they told me.
And I mean, I think he was shocked.
And I think the wife was just like,
oh my God, like why did I ask him?
It was bad, it was real bad.
Like I don't think I've spoken to him since.
It was bad news.
Well that's what I'm saying.
I don't know why people want it.
It's like the only way it can be funny
is that they go so hard and it's me.
Yeah, you gotta go hard, right.
And I've had people ask,
will you do a roast for me?
Or, we want you to roast me,
as if I'm gonna be excited about that.
I'm like, first of all, it's so much work.
It's so much work.
And it's so likely that I'm gonna bomb.
And then also, it's not fun.
It's not fun, and the only jokes that,
you look at any of the jokes that you talk about
after it's over are the meanest ones.
Otherwise, you're like, oh, you sucked.
They're like, yeah, because I didn't want to be mean.
Right.
So it doesn't work otherwise.
There was one roast where someone only did like,
they went the other route and it was like really bad,
nice jokes.
Yeah.
And then everyone was laughing because they got
where they were going and it was like
their only way out of it, which I thought was kind of clever because I'm like, that's
what I would do.
I'm like, well, if I'm not going to be at the level of like Nikki Glaser and all these
people that can really know the art form and really kill it, like, well, how can I do something
that I stand out with and I'll be comfortable with when I leave here, you know?
I think the smart thing to do is what like Will Ferrell and some of those guys do, they do it in a character.
And then you're like, oh, well, that wasn't me.
That was the guy from, you know, Anchorman.
That's a better way to go.
Okay, so if anyone ever asks me to do it,
I'll just do it as Ramona.
Yeah, do it exactly.
And then they can be bad jokes,
because they're in her perspective.
It works better that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
The only thing that really bothers me
about Chris Franchola,
I mean, I would never,
like the fact that Tom Brady even wanted that,
I was like, why would you want that?
I mean, to hear-
I know, and when people are always like,
well, the money went to charity.
No, you thought it would be fun.
Right.
Because you have enough to write a check to charity.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like, you wanted to do it.
You thought it would be cool.
Very interesting.
Anyway, so here's your neighbor.
You have a place in Malibu.
My neighbor in Malibu, yeah, it's right down the street.
So the New Yorker did a long article that I read over the weekend of what went down
with this Malibu home.
$53 million dollars is what Kanye paid for it.
And this very famous Japanese architect is the one who put it together and it was the
concrete walls and you know beautiful art and these walls of glass and then
What was weird is they're like and then Bianca
Contacts this handyman and I'm like a handyman. Why are you not using a real contractor? So the handyman is like yeah, I'll do it and then he keeps getting all these instructions to like pull out all the cabinetry
destroy the floors
to like pull out all the cabinetry, destroy the floors, break the glass.
Take all the electrical, break all, yeah.
We don't want glass, like, they didn't want,
like, did they not want the view?
Yeah.
Like, we don't want, instead of stairs,
you want slides?
Did you see that?
No.
I watched a little video of it
where they actually saw the guy smashing the glass
with a hammer and stuff.
And then, and then she's like, the artist would like to meet you, little video of it where they actually saw the guy smashing the glass with a hammer and stuff. Yeah.
And then she's like, the artist would like to meet you and this is Bianca, you know,
his girlfriend now who was like studying architecture.
And then he had to sleep there because they weren't paying him.
I don't know why he had to sleep there.
And he was having like Clif bars and Red Bulls.
Finally he left.
Now they've stopped construction and now he's selling
it again.
Yeah.
For like 36.
It's just like a broken down cement structure now. I mean it's still on the beach in Malibu
but.
But I mean you know like Kanye's style and stuff I mean it has he has been ahead of his
time and people did wear his ugly fashions and they did, you know,
like his weird way of doing his house or whatever.
But now it's just sitting there, it's just this concrete thing.
I wonder what it'll go for.
I bet it doesn't go for more than 25.
I mean, in that location, it's just that.
Because you're basically just like fine.
Yeah. I mean, the location is, it's just that.
Yeah, I mean, location is great, but other than that, like, but what a nightmare for
the people that are living next to it.
No one ever thinks about that.
I know.
And they're right there.
Look at how close they are to each other.
Yeah.
I mean, it's so funny.
I've never, you know, Kanye doesn't do it for me, so I'm not one of those people.
He's a genius.
He's just like, I don't know, looks like a fat guy in a raincoat to me.
But what do I know?
I definitely don't think he's a genius.
Yeah, at one time perhaps.
But just always thinking like some things,
like oh, wear nylons up to your nipples,
that'll be the new thing everybody's wearing.
I think like there was a couple times
where he was doing that because then Kim would do it
and he'd get Kim to be,
but nobody's wearing what Bianca's wearing.
Like when Kim was wearing a big ski jacket
and like a bralette and spandex
to get a salad at HealthNut,
people started to wear that look,
but they're not gonna wear Bianca holding a purple pillow
and nylons up to her nipples.
Like no one, it's not catching on.
Yeah, you can't really pull it off
unless you look like her.
I mean, she pulls it off.
But yeah.
At the Cheesecake Factory, where they go to like,
Danny's, they were at Danny's recently.
I mean, it's just so weird.
Yeah, here it is.
That was, oh, this was it before,
what it looked like before.
And then this is what it looks like
after just like
Then Kim did this interview with Chloe
Sevinne and It seemed everyone said it seemed very like weird pairing and everyone's like why is Chloe doing this?
Like she's like an award-winning actress, but she was also on like American Horror Story, whatever.
But I guess there was somebody else from Variety,
another actor that was supposed to do the interview
with Kim and then they got sick that day.
So then she came in.
But there were some painful moments that were highlighted
by like people where it was just kind of like,
Chloe's like, did you used to go to the movies as a kid?
And Kim was like, yes, I can totally remember
being so excited to go to the movies on a Saturday.
I'm like, what is this?
It was just lame as shit. I heard one of the comedians, Andrew Schulls,
talking about the back to the roast.
He was on it and she was there, of course.
And he was saying, like, just completely,
just like, not there.
You know, like, it makes no connection at all
with, like, regular people.
Oh, really? Yeah, like, he no connection at all with, like, regular people.
Oh, really? Yeah, like he was, you met her backstage,
something just like zero connection, just like a robot.
I thought that was an interesting angle.
That is kind of interesting,
because that's not the way she used to be.
But I mean, a lot's changed in the last 10 years
in their lives, you know?
And being married to Kanye probably did something to her.
It was Northwest's birthday this weekend.
Oh, good.
And they went to, like, Mall of America or something.
In Minneapolis?
Yeah, they were, like, driving.
And I came across her stories.
And you know, as a mom, she was really having fun.
Like, at least they did, like, a real kid thing,
like took a bunch of kids and did this, like, fun, like,
whatever the amusement park is in there.
And then they went to New York.
I don't know.
But she was like, in the video, she was laughing
and she sounded just like Chris, her mom.
But anyway, you know, try to speak to your mom.
Okay, now here's a love story.
So the former New England Patriots head coach,
Bill Belichick, now did he participate in the roast?
Yes he did. He's 72 and he's dating a 24 year old former cheerleader. I guess she had to give up
being on the squad if she was going to date the coach. Yeah he's no longer the coach of the
Patriots. He actually is no longer coach of anything. He's currently unemployed, been 72.
And what 24 year old wouldn't want an unemployed 72-year-old?
It doesn't make sense.
So they're dating.
And I don't know.
So many girls are just like proud sugar babies now.
Is this even like the worst thing in the world?
I mean, who knows?
I mean, I don't care.
Yeah, I just think it's kind of funny.
But it reminds us, of course, of the new show on Hulu,
which was about a scandal that we covered a lot.
Isn't it Hulu or FX?
It's on Hulu.
I think they're both the same.
Well, FX and Hulu.
So I want you on Hulu.
But it's once a week.
There's like three or four episodes out.
It's really good.
It's called Clipped.
And I forgot his name, but the older dad from Modern Family
was playing him.
Ed O'Neill.
Oh my god, he's so funny in it.
He's really funny, because it's like he's just
this guy is just out of touch, but he kind of
says some funny stuff the way it's written.
And then this was his girlfriend, and her name was Vee.
And the real story of the Clippers is
he was married to this woman, you know,
for like 40 years, and this was his assistant.
He brought her to the games and all this stuff.
And she would record their conversations.
And then when he was kind of ready to blow her off,
because the wife was like really sad about it,
and it's according to the scripted show.
Then is when she's like, okay, I'm going to release this tape of where you're
saying really racist stuff about his players and stuff.
Yeah.
And TMZ and that's where it's at right now.
Like that's where the up.
And so the girl that plays her is really great.
And so then I looked up, where is she now?
Where is the girl now?
Because she really just wanted to be famous and this was 2014. But no, she's
not anything. I don't know what she lives off of. Oh really? I don't know. She's not
like on social media. Were they advisors? Yeah and so yeah she did that thing just anything to be
like stand out and be famous. And then remember she did that interview and then he's like, well, what what are you to him?
And she's like I'm a silly wabbit. Yes, she doesn't say like weird stuff. But in this scripted show
She said they never had sex
Yeah, but she acted like his mistress and spent time with him and would like rub his feet and he would pay for stuff
acted like his mistress and spent time with him and would like rub his feet and he would pay for stuff.
So then her friend is like, wait, what? You're not sleeping with him? Well, then you've got nothing.
If you can't like win him over with your, you know, Venus trap of a golden vagina,
then you're just a friend and he doesn't want to be your friend anymore. So and then she's like, but he has to buy me this house and he can't just throw me away.
Like I'm gonna run the Clippers one day.
Like she was completely delusional.
Meanwhile he then sold it to that guy, the Clippers for like two billion dollars.
So even though he said like a racist awful thing in his, you know, at 80 his reputation
was ruined.
Right.
I'm like, but was it?
Like you would have never attempted to sell it otherwise.
And then you had $2 billion and he and his wife
are still alive.
He's still alive at the time.
They're still alive at like 90.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I gotta watch this one.
I hear it's great.
It's really good.
It's really, really good.
And of course, you know, it's scripted.
So like there's things that are embellished and stuff.
But then there's a lot that is based
on the facts of this case.
Because it was so in our zeitgeist and everything,
I remember totally being like, what?
And I wasn't a basketball person.
I'm like, who is this whole part?
What is this?
Like, who watches the Clippers?
I was kind of like, what?
Yeah. OK, so these two girls, I follow them What is this like watches the Clippers like I did I was kind of like what you know yeah
Okay, so these two girls I follow them an Instagram and
This is near near to my heart. I've been to this restaurant many times Mavericks and Montauk
Well, they ripped on it. I happen to have seen the video before this article came out. Mm- they do a lot, they have a big Instagram following.
And they show the food, they show the restaurant, and 90% of it is positive.
Like they'll go around and they'll be like,
if you haven't been to Joey's,
then you don't know what you're missing.
And they always say like, and this salmon fucks. If they like the meal, they say it fucks.
But they'll oftentimes be like, this was nothing special.
This mac and lobster mac was nothing special.
But what you really want to go for is this.
So sometimes they are honest, but it's pretty rare that you see like a completely
negative one because I follow them and I find them funny and everything. So I came across
this one, I'm like, Whoa, and they basically said, you know, it took so long to get their
food. It was absolutely unedible. It sucked. It was awful. They have video of it too. Showing
the video of the food. It doesn't look great in the videos. Yeah. And so now the restaurant is
being like, you know, are very upset about this video. And then they also said that they brought
the restaurant saying that these girls bribe them. They said, if you don't give us everything for
free, it was a $3,000 bill, I think, or $2,000. Right. 2000. They said the restaurant said that
the girls said if you don't give us it for free, we
will give you a bad review.
That's the restaurant's stance at this point.
Mavericks is saying that.
That's what I've heard.
Well, now this gets into a very, like, where you kind of wonder because, like, I follow
these people.
It's made me want to go to the restaurants when they mention it in New York.
I mean, I've been like, oh my God, and I think they're funny. But here's the thing now, that you,
there is a level of like suing for defamation or whatever if you say that your review like
really hurt our business. So it's kind of, I feel like it's a very gray area of like
food blogging and saying things and talking
about people.
There is a freedom of speech.
This was their experience.
And maybe they did say, hey, this sucks and we are going to give you a shitty review,
so you should make it good because it did suck.
And well, they should have.
I don't know, but they probably were like, who are these bitches?
They probably didn't know that they had like a million followers. Well, I'll be there next week
So if Mavericks you want me to give you a good review?
I will come in there. I've been there with Jen Kirkman and myself and my wife and many times
I've been there and what is your opinion? I had to wait a little bit for service
I remember that was our opinion and I think I wrote something on their Instagram and they deleted it. Oh
yeah, so
But it's a beautiful place. I'll say that got a great view. I
Honestly thought this is not a joke. I thought when I first looked at that picture, I thought it was white chicks
I really did. That's what people are saying. They're like they're basically like it's like this is the
Listen if we redo white chicks, we we gotta have the two girls be them,
be food bloggers, and then also,
but I also think it would be really,
I always say, because Sean and Marlon are older,
there has to be like a housewives element too.
Housewives, food bloggers, influencers,
that's what it would be.
But I think, listen, a lot of places,
you know, ever since COVID,
it's the service you're always waiting.
The service has been bad.
I mean, the service is not great
in Montauk and the Hampens anyway.
But, you know, I mean, I don't know
what this place's deal is.
And then we can never complain,
because God forbid we complain
and then a TikToker says that we're an asshole.
It's like you really can't,
the idea of the customer is always right,
like doesn't exist anymore if you have any kind of fame.
You cannot complain, you cannot, it's like,
but sometimes you're just like, God, this really sucked.
I spent a lot of money, the food wasn't good,
I got a sitter, I wanted to have a good time.
I have a right to let people know, don't come here.
Every restaurant needs to hire 52 year old men.
That's who needs to be your waiters and your bartenders.
And guys who just, you know, like hiring 22 year old girls,
I don't think that works in restaurants.
I just don't, does that make me a bad person? Well, because I feel like oftentimes
there's this whole thing of like,
if somebody is mad at you, have a bad day.
It's like, well, this isn't good for my mental health,
so I have to quit.
Yeah, right.
I see a young person come over to my table.
I'm like, oh, this one is not getting into the kitchen.
I see a 58-year-old guy come over to the table.
I'm like, oh, this is gonna be quality service.
I just do.
I don't know why.
And it's never really let me down. Right. When I've dealt with, like, you, this is gonna be quality service. I just do, I don't know why.
And it's never really let me down.
When I've dealt with, like you go to New York City,
you get like these old guys who come to your table
and like, oh, this guy's gonna handle it.
Right.
That's just my opinion.
No, it's true.
I don't know what they have over at Mavericks.
Yeah, I mean, I get it, you know, so.
But then I feel like at a place like this,
how many choices are there?
And they'll still always get people,
but like then improve it.
Like have a meeting and improve your staff situation.
I thought it was interesting that they just had
did a complete fight back against it.
I'm like, well, I mean, I've been there.
That you could use some help.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, you just fight back with everyone
because they got just their second year in Montauk and they got some fl. Yeah, yeah. You know, you just fight back with everyone, because they got, this is their second year in Montauk,
and they got some flack last year too.
But also, I wonder if these girls are getting a little,
you know, inflated, which they can.
I mean, all of a sudden, you know,
you've been doing a fun thing, you get to eat for,
I mean, I'm envious of their life.
I'm like, they're fucking geniuses.
They get to eat free everywhere.
And I guess this is happening a lot with other influencers
and stuff where they're like, I will do your food
and this and that.
And who's to say if the manager doesn't know who you are,
are we supposed to look them up?
All of that.
Yeah.
I mean, it wouldn't kill a restaurant to give them 50% off
and they give a great review.
I mean, yeah, there's been times where I'm just like, oh they forgot my whatever and
then someone comes over and they're like, oh and by the way we took off the thing that
we forgot to bring you.
Well they said they did.
They took off the seafood tower.
Oh gosh, that's what Peter got fired for, ordered a seafood tower.
Well interesting.
Angie Harmon, star of SVU, she always
was playing like a cop because she looked like a model,
but she had a raspy voice, which is all you need to do
is to play a New York cop.
You have to look like a model and be like, hey,
and kind of put your leg up on the.
Yeah.
Anyway, she's a beautiful daughter
that just graduated from high school but also committed
a crime.
Oh no.
She broke into a nightclub and stole liquor bottles in North Carolina and then like a
janitor saw them and they got caught.
So this is her mug shot.
She's very pretty.
She is very pretty.
And you know, what a dumb dumb.
Yeah. I wonder if that like what a dumb-dumb. Yeah.
I wonder if that affects the school taking her.
She's probably going to some fancy school.
But, yeah, these kids, you know.
She doesn't look too upset about it in her mug shot.
No.
You know what?
If this was 10 years ago and they needed the work, then she would get a reality show,
Angie Howard and her mom. And they have that story that some,
like a food service, like a DoorDash guy
shot and killed her dog.
Oh, that's right.
Wasn't that her?
Yeah, Angie Harmon, I guess,
Like a month ago.
Ordered Postmates, and then the dog attacked the guy,
and then the guy was strapped, and I guess shot the dog. And killed and killed it. Yeah, it was any harm, right? I think I was
Anyway, so maybe she's going through some tough times right now. Oh wow Ellen deGeneres said she's ready to come back
She can't just sit at home. This is what I'm saying
Everybody wants to come back all the cancel people are now kind of want to come to come back, are we going to let them back?
I feel like, let's just explore what the Ellen thing was.
Because basically, there was, was there any, what, she never like really hurt, okay, this
is my memory.
Right.
She was one of those people don't look me in the eye stories.
That's what I've heard.
Which I've always been like, anyone could say that now.
Someone could say that about me now.
Right.
Heather didn't want me to look her in the eye.
I mean, I don't know what to say.
Like, how am I supposed to prove that, you know?
Right.
And that, you know, she was difficult to work for.
And, but like, listen, TV shows are stressful places.
Your executives are stressed because they could be replaced
if the ratings are down.
So then they're stressed.
Even though it's a comedy show, it's a stressful situation.
Yeah.
You know, she was doing her thing in Montecito during 2020
and she said some inappropriate things.
I feel like I'm in prison.
And she's like in her $25 million home.
But then she did come back and finish out her contract and then she left. So what is
she really coming back from?
Nothing. You know, I mean, why wouldn't you give somebody give her a show again? I think
it.
Well, I mean, she'll do a Netflix special, but she did a net she did a special a few
years ago because she didn't rehearse.
No, I think she literally practiced in her living room
and had someone help write it.
And then she was just like, I can do this.
I mean, she's a great standup.
I mean, back in the old days, she was one of the best.
She was great. Right.
But I mean, I do think it's really hard for someone like,
how is she supposed to build an hour
and really know that it's like a solid hour
versus someone like you or me,
where you're going and doing different shows and stuff.
Like it is kind of hard,
because then people will say,
if she does reveal like a really juicy story,
like did Chris Rock leading up to his special
that was done live on Netflix,
he saved at the very end, he talks about the slap.
But did he do that at clubs,
50 clubs leading up to that?
I think he probably didn't.
No, probably not.
All the other stuff that he worked out,
dating and this and that, yeah.
But then some you gotta save.
So it's like, that's why I think it's kinda hard
if you're like a celebrity in this world.
Couple hundred people see your show
and then someone goes on Reddit
and says everything you said in it.
Right.
I don't know how you're supposed to do this really anymore
and make it like a hit.
Yeah, I don't know either.
But anyway, I think she could come back.
I think I'd see it.
I could see it.
I mean, you know, this afternoon TV is hot right now.
You think she'd come back after doing a show show?
Well, what else would she do?
Be an actress?
No, she's going to be in. I think she just will back after doing a show show? What else would she do? Be an actress?
No, she's going to be in...
I think she just will do stand up like Jerry Seinfeld.
That is what I think she wants to do.
Oh, okay.
Well, that she could definitely do.
I think she wants to do a special and then get to travel around and leave and do...
People will always have you back to stand up.
That's why I tell people not to shit on stand up because stand up all we will stand up will take you back No matter what you've done, right?
Anybody we've taken the screeches
Yeah, you know we fit we'll take anybody and stand up. Yeah, it's the last
Outside of like maybe mime. It's the lowest rung on the show business ladder stand-up. So we will take all
Bond Danny Bonadute remember when everyone comes to the bottom of the barrel,
I'm like, oh, just go to stand up.
And so yeah, we'll have you back, Ellen, no problem.
We definitely will.
Chris, besides doing Saratoga with me
in Saratoga, California in August,
what are your next dates?
You are just gonna live life, right?
I'm gonna live life up until September.
I have September 4th, Sacramento punchline, September 5th, Cobbs in San Francisco.
September 4th and 5th.
And then right before I go to you, I'm in the City Theater in Maine, Bitterford, Maine,
August 15th, August 16th, the musical in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Then I fly to you.
Right?
I love it.
And you're, because you're going to have some fun with the fam, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to go to that restaurant, Mavericks.
I'm going to be in Montauk, where Mavericks is.
So have me out and I'll give you guys a positive review.
Thank you so much, Chris.
Love you so much.
Bye.
Thank you.
Bye.
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