Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Grammy’s, Will Smith’s Future and Louis CK
Episode Date: April 5, 2022Comedian Chris Franjola is here to discuss Will Smith entering a wellness facility and what his future might look like. Kanye and Will could make great roommates. Justin Bieber at the Grammy’s will ...have you raiding your grandpa’s closet. Is cancel culture a thing of the past? How do you do it right? Louie CK won a Grammy and Stassi Schroeder has new book coming. Addison Rae went home. Who is responsible for getting Bruce Willis to sign onto all these movies when he was stuffing from brain disease? Queen of Versailles is back. A Shah of Sunset is arrested. Will Julia Fox and Anna Delvey become Real Housewives of NY? Chris shares about his big night out. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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The number one return favorite,
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It is Chris Franjola, my comedy life partner,
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Thank you.
Welcome back.
You are forever loved.
I, you don't have to tell me that. Yes, I 100% do.
Well, why don't you tell me? I was like shaking the boots when you were going to find out that that Josh
Wolf was coming. I'm like I don't I Josh is a friend of mine. We've been friends for a long time. I listened to the podcast
It was a good one. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
They get to talk about other topics that I'm not allowed to discuss you know what there has never been anything that i've told you that
we cannot discuss
listen it was a hot week of discussion everyone was talking about will and
jayda and i want to get
your latest on were just gonna just
fill you guys up to the update but we have lots of other things to do so i'd
also like to say that the only reason those people were on is because I was held back
because you wanted more excitement about the live
that we did.
Right, and a lot of people were asking,
where is Chris and I said,
I wanna just save topics and stuff for the live.
Which was a big hit.
Everyone really thought you were funny.
Thank you for doing it.
Thank you for having me.
I was.
People got to watch it after, not anymore,
but I told you guys about 10 billion times,
so I hope you saw it.
But let's get into this.
The latest is several of his projects for Will Smith, Netflix, there was a couple of
things, a series of movie.
They have been put on hold, which I'm not surprised.
And the latest, according to this body and soul soul magazine is that the actor will lie low
at the luxurious luxurious facility after assaulting Chris rock on stage at the Oscars
which is another thing I predicted that he'd go away ins and I think that's a really smart
thing to do when you're canceled there should just they're your cancel house God, if you're looking for work will not how are we not making cancel house?
I mean like those people wouldn't do it the big people would be here
We'd get a bunch of like sea listers. We need like we mean honestly the cancel house
It's gonna be some micro mommy influencer that got caught for pretending to feed it for kid organic food
And then they were like seeing going through McDonald's
drive through.
We're not gonna get anything that big.
But what I kinda think is cool about this is,
I noticed that there's more of these places
and I predict that if you're looking for a business
to get involved in, the problem is with these,
unlike drug rehab places in which insurance pays and you know government medical and stuff pays
I do think there might be more places that are not I'm not an addict
I'm not I don't have an eating disorder. I'm not cutting
But I am a little fucked up. Yeah, and maybe I'm having a midlife crisis baby
I'm going through a horrible divorce, but I have a few fucked up. Yeah. And maybe I'm having a midlife crisis, baby.
I'm going through a horrible divorce, but I have a few bucks.
And I need massive therapy, like the bootcamp of therapy.
We used to put it under one heading.
It used to be exhaustion.
Remember, people would go in for exhaustion.
Right.
And that meant many things.
Exactly.
It could mean drugs, it could mean drinking, it could mean that.
Just crazy.
Like I'm having a psychotic break
I'm going away a little while because of exhaustion. Yes, so so I think this is perfect
I think he'll do intense
therapy like you know over a month or so right and then
And then again, I think my prediction will be that they end up officially breaking up.
Right.
And then what though?
They'll still be friends.
They'll still, we have the greatest relationship, but we try this open marriage thing.
It did weigh heavy on my heart as a man.
It did affect me.
It's not for me.
I want her to do what she wants.
And I'm going to do what I want.
And then either, you know, he comes out and surprises us with his
exchange of sexuality identity
he really just lives a single life and gets some twenty five year old or thirty
year old girlfriend because he'll be like fifty yeah
who is absolutely fabulous
starts having a bunch of babies with him and then he has to do these horrible
movies which he gets paid a million dollars for it to do two days before
to take care of his new young family.
Either those will happen or both.
Yes.
Well, when I listened to Josh on the podcast, he was interesting what he said, which I think, like, what happens to the career now?
Because the cutesy will Smith, which we all knew, he was a fun guy.
Like, he's the guy from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Everyone loved him. Yeah.
On Letterman he was always funny. So that guy's gone. He can't go back to you.
He was the epitome of a total delight. Yeah, total delight.
And then we saw him scream in front of the world and we're like, you know what?
You know who might not be such a delight at home for the last 20 years?
Will Smith. And then now you're hearing other stories.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. So I had i had that about oh this was kind of funny this this and of course
people are fighting these amazing clips of him a lot of hypocritical ones the
more you know don't get in a fight he's got that it is fresh print you know
don't you know uh... there was one way in making fun of a bald man's head on
our cennial
and then this one it was literally a clip from one of his sitcoms where he's
laughing so hard at something and then he looks over to his girlfriend who doesn't think it's
funny and then he changes his mood that was really good. Okay, yes. So the son is reporting
and exclusive by the son. That Pulverad we guess who also was a very successful comedian
as well as actor, he was hired to play the character of Muhammad
Adley, which he was nominated for an Oscar for Will Smith.
He is like either Dr. or boxer or something.
Yeah.
And he said he was that will treat him, treated him absolutely
horribly, total bully, used racial like stuff
that others know Mexicans here in South Africa to save you.
And was just awful to the point that Paul,
who was a comedian, who probably could take a lot of awful things,
like kept a diary of it.
And then in the end, his part was cut way down. Yeah. I mean, it's all interesting
stuff. Yeah. It just goes, it's like you always say, you know, greatest guy, greatest guy,
you know, OJ Simpson was the best guy. To every best boy. Everybody. Everybody.
You just never know what's going on when behind closed doors well okay i heard from another person that worked on set at certain things and um...
he said that they were at his house with jayda
uh... filming something i don't know if it's just an interview show or whatever
and there was
you know his someone's brother there but it was wills brother
to according to this source he he said, you know,
Jada was just like, Oh, and this is, this is Joe or whatever, you know, right. And he
yelled at Jada and, and he accused her of not being respectful enough in introducing
his brother. Oh. And so there's now like, we kind of see that like, you know,
he has a temper that she's had to deal with it.
And maybe the way she deal dealt with it was,
I'm gonna get some fresh dick up in here.
And I'm gonna feel happy again,
because you like you've been a nightmare
and it's affected me.
You know, so I don't know.
But we definitely explored,
been exploring their marriage and relationship but
he's doing the right thing by
so he you know um...
has resigned himself from the academy which is what now
i don't know i don't really need to vote
yeah i know you don't get the screeners you don't get the screeners you don't
get to vote
no i think you don't get the screeners that way you get the screeners but like you don't get to vote but you still got to keep
your Oscar and so I guess if you are not nominated then you might not get an invite right
so well yeah and all it in order for the if they really wanted to take it seriously and say
we're going to clean this up this is crazy yeah they got to take the Oscar away. I mean, it's it's so stupid because it's not even a real thing
You know something like this bar. It's a stupid
You're right
It's like being disbarred and taking a medical license, right? But that's something you work for and you can't practice anymore
Like the Oscar like you know you're not the best actor, you can still be in dumb movies in it. Right.
But I think by pre-empty.
It would make it look like they're taking it seriously.
But I think he is doing everything.
He is doing it all right.
Like he's doing, he's like I'm going to beat you to it.
I'm a piece of shit.
I agree.
I'm going to step away from the Oscar thing so you guys don't have to have a meeting
about it.
I'm going to put these projects on hold so you guys don't have to worry that they won't be successful. I'm the ones that's
going to go to the fancy rehab place and talk about my dad and my yelling and whatever
else is wrong with me. And so I'm going to go away.
Can I tell you what we need? Yes. And I don't know why we're not getting this and we need
them back. We need to bring them back. I know them back. I don't know if you remember many, many years ago,
it was basically, it wasn't prime time, it was like afternoon,
but every network broke into it live.
Well, now I'm gonna cut away from our schedule programming
to bring you Michael Jackson talking about his accusations.
And remember, he was talking about his penis.
Like, there's a mole on my penis
remember and it they cut away from like Oprah and to watch every network. Okay, this is what I remember
about the thing. You know what I'm talking about right? Yeah. When the two or there was only one
cut at the time right that was accusing him of it. They the Santa Barbara police department said we have to look at his penis
On TV said and what I always thought of was was you know how he had the
Disease that if you're a person of color. It makes it really white a white person can have it to what is it?
Alopecia no, I don't care say that no, we're gonna get to Alopecia in a minute
But I forgot the name of it but he had that and patai go and instead of just
rocking it like that famous model he then bleach the rest of his skin to match
it what's a little i go yeah
fit fit fit it little ego okay or something
yeah something close and so i think that there was a bit of that
different coloring on his penis. Yeah. And but I can't remember if he was said, no, my penis doesn't,
or I think he went to say how humiliated he was. Yeah, humiliated they had to show his penis. How
dear anyone questioned me when I love children. Children and I are our best friends forever right is nothing more beautiful
that giving them some warm milk at night watching a little movie
and on the twinkling lights it never gets more bizarre than that guys life it was
just you know I can open the tree yeah oh I mean when he's climbing the tree and
the guys got to pretend that that's normal behavior a 40-year-old man's
climbing tree remember the guy was gonna go up with him That was that crazy interview we all watched with that English.
Right.
Well, yeah, because he was shopping for like,
he was just for a good do vagus, some store with like horrible statues.
I'll take it.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
And then we found a later who never paid for anything.
Yeah, never paid for anything.
Well, I think the reason we don't have that anymore
is because of the internet and so on.
I know, I know.
You needed to have a press conference
to get the word out and get it from your point of view.
That's what he needs to do right now, though.
This is, ladies and gentlemen,
we're breaking into Judge Judy or whatever,
three o'clock.
Will Smith will now speak about the Oscars.
And I want you to say, you...
Well, I mean, he should say what he
should have said in his acceptance speech he should definitely make some sort
of apology to Chris rock and oh he has on Instagram and stuff but it needs to
be verbal yes just the writing you know who knows who did that maybe he did
or maybe assistant did you know I maybe really really is too fricking broken and
I'm sure he had a team of people deciding and if he was to do a video even with a team of people analyzing it
the world of public opinion
the comments that come after date sometimes they're like look i just don't
even think i can can predict how something that's going to be received right
so i think
we write this up we don't have you say it
you go off to this place and do some yoga and whatever right and and let's just
put what is this place
what like where is it i don't think we're gonna find out what it is yeah it just
said that he was doing that okay so he's gonna go lie on a beach somewhere
it's absolutely yeah and you know and and i think just have therapy around
the clock like
uh... and then and yeah
so that's why i don't think we're gonna get that michael jackson
those days are over i know i don't know if they are over it is sad yeah
speaking of alopecia i think
a jesus krupper made this for me and said let's not forget the true spokesperson
of alopecia and that was jiggie
lease of an op-ed star rest in peace
i met the dog yes and the reason jiggie war clothes
is because
jiggie had alopecia and will smith got us on getting jiggie with it so i mean it's
all making
wait maybe the sunset of conspiracy
oh my god baby
because you know what the other conspiracy theory is,
there's people saying, does she really have alopecia?
Yeah, I'm, I,
because when they look close to her scalp,
you know, all the follicles.
She's got all the follicles.
Yeah, and yeah, maybe her hair wasn't as thick
and luxurious, but she kind of chose to just go,
you know what, I'm a perfect head of a perfect face.
I'm gonna rock this out.
Right.
But yeah, I mean, you're right.
The whole jiggy thing is just layers.
I mean, I don't know if you remember.
There was a time I shaved my head a couple of years ago during COVID.
You laughed in my face.
I could have gotten up and punched people, but I didn't.
You could have hit me.
I sat and took it.
You're right.
You laughed. Just laughed at all.
Just like when there's that TikTok of Chris Rocks like face afterwards.
Yeah.
And they do it like to sad music and then they show him talking to Howard Stern about his
horrible childhood and how he was so such, you know, bullied so horribly by, you know,
as a kid.
Right.
Um, anyway, Amy Schumer did kind of an interesting post yeah
where she said
want to thank michael sarah for the don't look up joke
so we look all for the leo joke
uh... weighing picks for the william sister dad jokes
and that shit that happened was upsetting and i'm not gonna
okay
i thought this was a little bit weird that she gave people credit because also on Twitter were people saying
that she stole the Leo joke yeah there was a Twitter joke in there and I'm like
so what but then you're making up very clear that this other comedian no no
that's so silly Makala is the one who wrote the Leo joke.
And it's like, and first of all, like, this is just weird.
Why are you doing that?
There was a group of writers.
You all just take it.
You all just take it, but she could say, hey, look,
if there's some jokes that were similar to people
saying on Twitter, it was a group back
for it.
We all approved it.
People think of the same thing.
But I thought this was a little bit rude,
but she's like pointing out to be like.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I know it's one of those jokes that though, you know, could be, I mean everyone's
made that Leo's got young girlfriends jokes.
They were on last year's.
Right, but I mean, it was in that Twitter one that I talked about.
It was exactly that.
It was about leaving the earth a better, safer place
for his future girlfriends.
Yeah, right.
And but then somebody else found it even earlier
than the one that got retweeted so many times
that someone else said it.
And you know, we talked a little bit.
People, it's a similar thing.
And I'm, that's why I talked mostly about my family.
Because I'm like, you can't tell me that your son said the exact same thing my son did but there's still sometimes
I hear people say things and I'm like oh I have a similar joke about my kids I mean it just
happens yeah anyway let me see what else we have okay so let's get to the Grammys are
we done with Will and Jada we know it's okay so now I mean yeah it's about the brand. I mean, yeah, we gotta be done with it
because I feel like there's nothing more to say about it.
Other than it was, it ruined the Oscars, you know?
And it was like, it could have been a good year
for the Oscars.
I feel like they were back a little bit.
I feel like they had some good people there.
Yeah.
And it just, nobody, there's nothing.
I'll just say this and I hope this is not mean in any way.
Yeah.
But I know a lot of people are trying to get award shows
to be shorter.
Yes.
You know, they took eight categories out of the Oscars
in order to make it a shorter thing.
Yes.
And I don't know if that's gonna work or not.
People are gonna watch, they're not gonna watch,
regardless if it's three hours or an hour and a half.
Yeah.
But here's what we need to stop doing.
And I love Liza Manelli and all the people that they every year
We get one who they bring out and you we know it's gonna be a bit of a process right from the get go
Yeah, the moment we see them Kirk Douglas come walking out like oh boy, you know, right?
Yeah, and I think we just need to like we all love lies
Are we all love Kirk Douglas? We all love these people warren baiting fade on away we love them but you eventually got to go all right let's
stay home tonight because there's a cue card it seems to be far away I mean I
think if when I'm at that and that's what I would rather stay home that of you
don't think you don't think you guys are mainly wants to go out I want people to
read no but they must though kind of still want to like be out of the out but I
would think like hey I'm
not at my prime. Yeah. And I don't want something to then compare what I look like you know
15 years. Not even that. It's just like yeah it's it's a lot of you know I feel like that
that cue card is very far away and even like people who are in their 50s seem to have
trouble reading it. Yeah. So they forget about it. And it rolls fast.
We all know we've done few cards itself.
And Dysliza and the Joni Mitchell last night
on the Grammys to get back the Grammys.
Joni Mitchell's a lover, but, you know,
another one, Pigg Tails eventually.
I want to talk about 60-year-old people
wearing Pigg Tails, right?
You got to stop.
Got to stop.
Joni Mitchell would do.
I don't care if braids and pigtails are in at a certain age
and high ponies for that matter.
I'm going to go younger than 60.
I'm going to go 45.
You got to lose the pigtails.
It starts to look like a weird fetish thing
that your husband, you know, or grandma got into the rubber bands.
You know?
I just, you got to, the big tales on a certain age
just look a little odd.
Right, I agree.
Yeah, okay, good, I'm glad.
Okay, so Trevor Noah was, I did not watch,
but was there anything funny that he said it sounds like
it was very safe.
It was, and probably the way it should be, you know?
It was very safe.
It was very kind of corny jokes,
but it was just like, it's not about him. It's not about comedy. Yeah, and it was, it should be. You know, it was very safe, it was very kind of corny jokes, but it was just like, it's not about him.
It's not about comedy.
Yeah, and it was good, it was fine.
He doesn't, nobody's, I'll say this about the Will Smith thing,
not to let him off the hook,
but it is odd that, I don't know when it happened,
and like Billy Crystal didn't do it,
I'm not forward or against it.
But it is odd that like, I feel like the Oscars
have become
the out the monologue has to be a roast now which it never did before never used to be a roast really crystal did it he put himself into all the movie yeah and he can yeah right and what i
and i think the reason i talked about this on jesus christ before
that is so much work that is so many hours for the host to do in preparation.
Right.
That having, sitting around and having people write jokes and you kind of say,
I like that, I don't like that. And practicing your monologue as a stand-up comic
is a lot less time involved than what Billy Crystal used to do.
Right, right.
And also, I wouldn't even recommend that necessarily because the nobody knows the movies yeah like what was so fun is like all of a sudden
you'd see him like they turn and it would be Billy Crystal on a horse and
that would be Titanic yeah yeah yeah and you'd be like and the whole audience would
like you know I actually just watched Regent Kelly I was they read us that's
all that Kelly and Ryan they their morning after uh... oscar thing last week
and she likes to do impressions and stuff so she was in gootie and then he
he played a coach in king richard
they've done this whole thing you know and then
no one gives a shit because it was about the slap
and they're like wow well that happened we don't even want to get into that but
let's you our amazing sketch.
So they were doing the Billy Crystal thing
and there's like 10 people in the audience
with a mask on and they're like,
whoa, and I'm just like, oh my God, this is so long.
And all I can think about is how many hours it took
Kelly and Ryan to film it.
Like he had to go to the tennis courts
and get a wig on.
She had to do the Gucci things.
I mean, there's so much effort.
And no, but I know.
But still, it has become rusty.
And for that reason, you gotta be able to take the hit,
in case of Jada Pinkett.
And he didn't do that last night.
He didn't do roasting stuff.
It was just kind of straightforward, Jillison.
You know, fine. He's fine.
Cardi B did not go and then got really mad at her Twitter fan base because they were
like somehow attacking her kids or something. She's like, and then so then she talked
this morning and she was like, yeah, I did lead in my Twitter and I'm not doing a great
impression, but I did lead in my Twitter because because you know what I was only nominated for one
Fuckin' award and I wasn't eating and I didn't win anyway, so why should I go?
So people were giving her shit for not attending because to her to only be nominated for one is not worth it for her to put on her
Course it and yeah, you know go get dressed right sure. I see that so you know, yeah
Well, which is shocking because I remember right when when COVID started she did like a funny video go get dressed. Right. Sure. I see that. So, you know, well.
Which is shocking because I remember right when when COVID started she did like a funny
video where she's like, I'm sick of this shit.
I want to go on the red carpet.
I want to wear a dress.
And now here the opportunity comes and she's like, everybody else just wants me in her
sweat and stay home.
She's like, not for only one nom.
Yeah.
Like, no way.
It was good.
I'll tell you, I thought the Grammys were pretty good.
I thought the performances were good. I thought tell you I thought the Grammys were pretty good. I thought the performances were good
I thought everybody did a good job. Yeah, it was a good mix of different types of music all the genres were kind of
What kind of out there and it was great. I was I was a fan. It was quick. I felt like it wasn't too long
Okay, well, let's get to the fashions
So this girl Taylor Parks. She's big
fashion's. So this girl Taylor Parks, she's big growing star, great songwriter.
And she wore like a weird costume, like a dinosaur or something costume. Yeah.
But all right, I don't know what it was about.
Sure, people are going to yell at me, how do you not know that Taylor Parks was wearing that?
Because I don't know everything people.
I literally, I don't know everything.
Her father was a, yeah, he was he was the other work with lizards. God Heather and he died of weird. Yeah
But yeah, so people got so mad that I did not know
About quest love. Oh what what about her? I didn't really know what the documentary was
Oh, okay, I didn't really know the group. I don't
watch late night of... Yeah, well don't go into the Grammys because he... The Stephen Colbert's guy
won out in the year. Jean Batees. Okay great. Okay not really my genre of thing. Justin Bieber is...
You know what this sort of reminds me, it's like, remember
that weird things slender man?
Yes.
It's like, so he's wearing this enormous suit.
Like he went into like Shaquille O'Neal's closet from 1992 and borrowed the suit.
And that's what I want to say.
This big blazer look for young girls, this is such an easy look if you like it you go to
your grandpa's house yeah chances are your grandpa hasn't put a suit on in 20
years but he's got one from 1995 and if you're petite it'll be just the right
size and he hasn't gotten rid of it because one thing grandpa's don't do or
they go they don't like clean out their closet and like call the home edit
people to come over and like,
you know, so.
And there's a pretty good chance in the inside pocket
there'll be some lozenges.
Yes.
Yes.
So I mean, I've seen girls do this look.
I mean, literally, why?
And then you were like a hot pink beanie
that you would like a girl would go skiing in.
Yeah, it's like the gas station beanie.
It's the one you get at looking at.
Yeah.
It's just an awful look.
Well, also, he's looking here.
Oh, sorry.
You notice the big shoes.
There was a lot of big shoes.
Giant shoes.
That giant shoe on the red carpet or throwing the performance.
I notice a lot of big shoes.
Big shoes, suits from 1992 that are 12 sizes too long.
Yeah.
Now, who is that?
I'm sure that's a fashion designer.
It's probably $9,000 suit.
Who knows?
And that's going to be a thing, right?
Yeah, extra material.
Yeah.
Who's still in Francis?
I don't know, but what is he wearing on the red carpet?
Oh, this guy was on the red carpet oh
anyway the red carpet was weird is that him well it is the Grammys you know
that I mean there's some different things like okay I'm gonna say the
disc girl who I love swati swati so we T I just called her so we T yeah so
we T I love her music
and i think that she
were the perfect out for the grammy's first of all she has a great body
yeah but she were like this bright pink skirt shoulder midriff had like a
cute bikini type top but formal right and then hot pink gloves and it was just
funky enough for the grammy's
but she still a classy and hot
okay that was my best out for the night whatys, but she still look classy and hot. Okay. That was my best outfit of the night. What about
Doa Lepa? She look good. She's always always looks good. She would like a Versace type of look.
Actually Versace came out and Donna Teller. Donna Teller. Versace was with them. Yeah, and she pulled off their like bottoms and showed off their outfits.
Her and Megan. They pulled off their bottoms. They were Megan Vee. When you pulled off their bottoms.
They were both her and Megan Vee Stallion.
Megan Vee Stallion.
Yes.
We're standing there.
And Donna Telvussace was in between them.
And she said and now,
it's like here's their outfits.
And yeah, it did like a reveal.
Well, she was just photographed
with our girl Brittany Spears.
So people think, is she gonna try to help her?
Is she gonna get rid of the brown central pumps?
Yeah.
Is she gonna say, look, you only need four crop off the shoulder
yellow tops.
You don't need 25.
I don't know what Donna tells you.
Well, I saw the thing the other day,
Brittany Spears, a video of her dancing in a living room
or something.
You know, what we always talk about.
And I saw the thing that I've always suspected.
And finally, I was confirmed. Okay. There was a dog poop behind her on the floor on you
know on an untended and intended dog poop little you know not a giant one but
still listen it's still in in the house dog poop but I I'm under the impression
that there's a lot of dog poops around the house I well what I think is you
know I am a dog owner.
And when your dog's got to go, they start to kind of like get all excited.
Like, come on, like, let me out of the house, take me for a short walk.
And I, for some, something tells me that she doesn't always miss cute, like, made me
miss some cues.
And then we're all distracted, spinning around to know that it's time to take the dog out.
You know, also, oh my God, am I, I mean, I, listen, I used to watch talk shows and say no one wants to hear a dog story,
but I do have to tell you something my dog did.
Okay.
I tried on this beating suit that I just got and I was pretty excited about it.
And we were going to pump desert this weekend.
So literally 6.40 in the morning, I put it on like this one is the one I'm going to wear.
She saw me in that suit. Okay. I laid all my clothes down on the ground
like before I packed them up. And then, um, and then we noticed that she did take a
shit like on this little carpet, like this little piece of carpet in our bathroom. Uh-huh.
And I was like, Oh my gosh, then Peter's like, All right, let me take her out. Then I
go to pack up my suit.
She peed on my suit.
There were many other suits to choose from.
So it's her way of saying.
And she chose, she said, you think you're gonna wear
that bitch and leave me here?
I don't think so.
Right.
Wow.
Yeah.
So then I had to pack a different suit.
I was gonna bring the piss stain.
I was like, how is this wet?
Like, I didn't get this wet. Maybe that's what Brittany's dog was trying to do. I was like, I was gonna bring the piss stain with it. I was like, how is this wet? Like, I didn't get this wet.
Maybe that's what Brittany's dog was trying to do.
It's like, stop spinning.
I'm gonna shit right here.
Or your feet are spinning around.
From if you'll finally stop.
And that brown pump is gonna step in this brown shit.
And you're gonna learn that you have other responsibilities
besides posting on Instagram.
First thing, if you're dog shits in your house
and they all do, it's gonna happen. The first thing you gotta move right to the top of this duelist Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, love the badminton and uh... and you know uh...
lady god god did not get
bring to me then it thankfully
she heard the heard what i said let's let's not direct for to be then it
i will have to say though
in watching it almost feel like she was the most senior person there at this point
and she dressed kind of like an old
what she was doing she was doing that type of performance.
She was doing the classics from her album,
with Tony Bennett.
Okay, all right.
It did play, I loved Lady Gaga.
She's got a great voice and she could do any type
of genre of music, which is great.
However, it did come off a little in the beginning.
Her performance came off a little,
sat in our live sketchy.
She was doing like a real face thing.
And it was very distracting.
It was very like Julius Wheat.
Like you know, like the old side.
Like welcome to the lounge.
Exactly.
And it was very noradon of those old son-of-life girls
who used to do that, those characters.
Like when we did our-
The Swedish sisters.
Yeah, we used to do Christmas together.
Have together forever.
Yeah, yeah, we used to do characters that were like that.
Kristen, I know we talked about it.
At the end of our run of Chelsea lately,
we did a sketch of where we would be in like 30 years from now.
And, you know, and we were being like an old couple
that you would come to, like a bar,
cruise, and we did a variety show.
And then as we remember, we were doing a bingo game.
And I was like, bingo, bingo, who's got the bingo.
Bingo, bingo.
What did you do?
Ah, that was when we nobody cared anymore.
We were just making.
Yeah.
The funny thing was they both dressed us up.
Remember they had that tape?
Oh, I love it.
It was like the 19, I guess.
They got the old fashioned facelift tape
that people used to wear in the movies in the 50s.
And we were all like, it's the greatest thing ever.
I just saw a tick talk about that.
I can't remember where the girl puts the tape.
And I don't know, people said it wasn't real,
but I was like, this needs to come back.
Yeah, it was great.
Okay.
Speaking of old people, I just noticed this,
it was John Collins posted her, John Collins,
who is, you know, from Dynasty.
Sure.
And Liza Manelli and some guy playing piano.
I just screamed around it because I'm like, where is Josh Wolf going to just, not Josh
Wolf, sorry, is Josh flagged for a million dollar listing?
This would be like his right evening.
Where is he like
sick he did to join these old ladies um
um so that girls doja cat you know they're they all they won they look sexy okay this was not this
was disturbing it was very disturbing i watched the cliktona did a tiktok and pretty sure she
she did not go to the Grammys right now I'm not going to release this
during the Grammys right and it was just you know she has got a real real tight facelift
yes a lot of other things going on but she did say this was a filter of some sort she was doing
the filter that was her that's what I read this morning that it was a filter. Everyone stopped your concern.
Anyway, she got real close to it and like kissed it
and it was just really kind of frightening.
And she has got braids and breads,
like a second crater.
Yeah.
A lot of braids and breads.
I'm going to say this now and give us both credit.
And this is gonna bring Will Smith and Madonna and all of it. Show business, as you can see, is a tough game. And it,
no matter who you are and how strong you are, like a Will Smith or Madonna, and you eventually
are going to crack. It this shit is going to make you crack. Whatever it is, reading, you
know, comments, something's going to make you crack. Case in is, reading comments, whatever. Something's going to make you crack.
Case in point, Mill Will Smith at the Oscars, Madonna, you and I have been in this business
a long time. We have yet to crack. Well, I kind of feel like because even though we're
not the youngest, we were there and we were on the Twitter and Instagram and TikTok and
everything pretty quick
into when it was popular, right?
So we kind of rose with it,
even though we weren't, you know, 20 years old.
Yeah.
And I think part of the cracking is when
more established stars and stuff finally go,
okay, I guess I have to join.
Right.
And then they get addicted and they go crazy
just like a 15 year old
might. Yeah. They're like, I'm Madonna. They get just as thirsty. They needed the
love. They read the comments. They like, they need to be like, they need to feed
that same ego that they got when they went on tour at 30 years old. Right. But
now they're 60. Yeah. And it's a deadly combination deadly combination. And it's like, yeah.
And like, you know, in the past, big stars, you know,
would be in their room and everyone around them would go,
oh my god, it's beautiful.
You know, can I say the reviews?
Can I say the reviews on my play?
And then they'd be like, just show her this one, you know.
Right.
And they'd know that there's bad ones and everything.
And like you read that, or if they gained weight, the stylist would say it was still a
size six dress, and they'd expand it and put us, and so then be like, you know, then
she would still think that she was size six, that they'd put a skinny mirror and, you
know, and like all this kind of stuff to just keep the ego of the star to the point
that they don't start doing weird TikToks like this on Grammy night.
Yeah, I agree.
But now no one can keep someone from their phone.
No, it's like they're gonna be able to be out there.
She was saying it was a filter, but also it's not far off.
Like I know the filter she's doing,
you've seen everybody do that.
This is not the pillow face filter.
I know, but it's not.
There might be another filter, because I did see the...
I wasn't a great filter, because she got in real close
and no fans, but even the show that I'm lying her face,
I saw pores, I saw, it wasn't perfect,
it wasn't a filter to make you look prettier.
Right.
So I don't know.
I want to talk about a friend, Jen Kirkman.
Oh.
Love her so much.
Yeah.
So she showed a clip from this like comedy album special she did with video.
And she talks about Louis CK.
I listened to the album, it's great.
And she tells the Louis CK story and I'm so glad she shared it and her special.K. I listened to the album. It's great. And she tells the Louis C.K. story and I'm so glad she shared it and her special. Yeah. And it was I
went a paraphrase her joke so forgive me. Yeah. Let me just say this before you
Louis C.K. last night won the Grammy for Best Comedy Album. He won it and was
not there to accept it. Which was again a great move. Great. Oh, he was no way
he would go. No. There were several people that they were saying that you know
is there cancel culture? The people like cancel culture, you know, Caitlin loves to cancel
culture sort of thing now. They're actually everyone. So, um, but last night, Marilyn Manson
was nominated for Grammys. And as was Louis CK, right. Didn't still Maryland didn't win
anything. I know that I know. And Maryland didn't go. Maryland was not there.
I know.
So yeah, anyway, go on.
What are you saying?
Well, I agree with you in that, you know, the whole cancel culture that really probably
started maybe four years ago is when we first started to talk about it.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I think we can honestly say whatever purgatory cancel people were put in was short is getting shorter and shorter
right.
And I think there's more of a way to do it.
The first thing is go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Say you're sorry, go away.
And then when you creep back, you might get some resistance, but the thing is, you know,
hey, you don't have to listen to Louis CK, you
don't have to go to a show.
Right.
And if the comedy club wants to have them and if people, enough people find what he did,
mostly men probably don't think it's that bad.
And they still like them and they don't want to see a purve that jacks off in front of
people without asking a be fired from life because they've done it too.
Right.
So they're like, well, this is a crime I don't think is so bad.
So like that's who's enjoying them.
And but in order for him to have won, people I assume that voted, I understand sometimes
the nominations, I believe, are a couple calls, okay?
And really this person got nominated, who's their manager, okay? Right. And okay, really this person got nominated. Who's their manager? Who? Okay. Yeah. But
I assume the people that voted actually bothered to listen. So maybe if they thought that was the
funniest one. Right. But no, there's no
Do you know like what are you gonna do? But I love that she talked about this because
Jen had a situation with Louis CK. And I feel
like she told me this story, but then when it first came out, she was like, I don't want
to talk about it. She would tell reporters like, leave me alone. And I'm thinking.
Well, it's exactly what the issue is with something like this. And was what Jen was going
through. It's, he was a very, at that time, a very powerful guy. She wanted to tell the
story, but also she wanted to tell the story,
but also she wanted to have a career too, you know what I mean? So that's what, I mean,
whether you think it's right or wrong what he did or it's not that bad or whatever, here's
where it becomes a problem. It becomes a problem for the person who it's done to.
Exactly. And we see Kegik is going to go on and do fine. He can play theaters as a
resident's life. However, now Jen is put in a weird position where I'd love to talk about this and warn other people
over the case may be, but I can't because I will be screwed in this business.
Right. So that's what the issue is. Right. And then, you know, online she would
get so much even hate from you. Right. Still does. She's posting it all now. Yeah.
That know that she went through this. And I always say the thing that I thought was so shitty
about the Louis C. K. thing is that the two girls
that met him at the comedy festival
who thought they were hanging out with them,
thought, maybe me, my god, maybe they'll put a thought
on a show, introduce us, whatever.
And he just started to jerk off in front of them.
Where are their careers today?
I don't even know their names.
But they were at a festival as a comic female duo
that at that time there weren't that many female writers.
People were looking for female writers.
What happened is then he was like, oh shit.
And he made the calls to make sure those girls never got jobs.
Weren't in writers rooms to tell the story.
And you didn't just squash the story,
he like squashed them.
Right, I know.
And that's where I'm like, I'll repeat that point of view
until I die.
Yeah.
Because I don't think people understand how shitty it was.
It wasn't the actual witnessing him jerking off.
Right.
It was like, fuck, you did the crime
and now you're gonna make me feel bad that you did it to me like yeah
You're gonna so in her story it was really funny and it's on her Instagram and she was just saying like
I
Literally thought he was doing a bit about a gross guy
That starts to jerk off in front of someone without asking when he started to like oh he wants to hear my opinion as he starts talking
Yeah, she's. Yeah, it is fascinating.
So is your answer story that he jerked off in front of her without asking?
He asked.
Oh, he asked.
Okay.
From what I gathered, I listened to the album the other night.
And from what I gathered, it was at a comedy club.
He had done a show and they went upstairs to like a green room type situation.
And he asked, like, can I trick him? And over and she thought oh this is a bit he's
thinking about doing so she was like oh I like it I like what's going with it but like so she's
if she didn't know and I guess I don't know I don't I don't think the dick ever came out as a
matter of fact I think she says it in the album that the dick never did actually come out right but
he was fishing he was fishing. He was fishing.
Yeah, I guess that's what you do.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all very interesting.
I'm glad though that's, it's in her special.
I mean, if, if there's one thing to take away from this and all these guys who get,
like, the thing that I think is gonna, is gone for Louis is the fact that he's gonna
be back in making movie,
those weird movies that we,
I think you and I were the only two ever,
watch that movie.
Well, they took it off the show,
because we got a happy episode now.
And it was a movie very Woody Allen,
and the story was that the 17 year old girl
could not get enough of this seven year old man
that she wanted to fuck all the time.
And it was absolutely a movie to groom
the audience into rethinking
how oh maybe this isn't so bad maybe this girl is mature enough if she's
that horny for him what's he supposed to do yeah and there was several
storylines of layers in that
and when i saw that i was like
yeah and people need to know
who wrote this,
just like Woody Allen wrote that movie Manhattan
where a 17 year old girl could not get enough
of his like 43 year old body.
She wanted to bone him all the time.
And I'm like Woody Allen wrote that movie, guys.
And that's where media and stuff will get in your head
and you will start to rethink what's okay
and what's not okay, right?
I mean, it's why when we watch movies that were just written 20 years ago
We're like I cannot believe this movie got out. Yeah a lot of all of the movie about remember that movie
We're the Johnny Knoxville pretends to have
Down syndrome to get to earn to win money in the special
Yeah, I mean these things on pens got one where he they can't even watch that one now for Sean Penn
I am Sam. I am Sam. He played a special like you know, yeah, I want to Starbucks and you know special needs
But he still was able to like get custody of his daughter and then didn't know it custody of his daughter
I know, but it was also a love interest. You ever watch slow g G.O.P. G. Avani Rebisi and Juliet Lewis?
Oh, yeah, they were both.
They were both special.
They were special lead lovers.
Yes.
Tough to watch.
What was he, oh, Donald did one too.
Yes.
My sister's keeper or something, and she was the sister
that needed to be.
And then, where was the O'Donnell played a plate of dominatrix and it's sex they will
i think it was just mentioned to gary marcia movies
which is the sad
uh...
anyway
uh... con gay
has also uh...
he dropped out of the cichella just today just as hot news
first you know of course they said you can't perform at the grammys
and then you know page six wrote like he was a no show
Do you like expected to show up when you don't let him but he did win two awards?
You did win two Grammys. Yeah
A lot of maybe that's why the award show was so short
So many people who do what showed up and they're like I'm gonna accept this award
Anyway, he dressed up at a Kachela, Travis Scott, of course, is on a Kachela.
So maybe that'll be a short show too.
Kachela.
Get that over with quick.
Kim and Pete met Kim.
Kim met Pete's grandparents.
Oh good.
This is real.
This is 100% real.
Is it?
And I was watching SNL and he did this like funny video.
I guess I don't know if he's on the show anymore or what.
I, he gets some sort of past.
I got used to here in the old days of SNL.
If you read anyone's books who's on the cast of a SNL,
they'll say like, you couldn't take off
and no matter if your family died,
you could, you had to be that Saturday night.
But for whatever reason,
he's able to come and go as he pleases.
Lauren Michael seems to just love this guy. I mean, just give them past. Not that I like him too. I reason he's able to come and go as he pleases lawn Michael seems to just love this guy I mean just give them pass not that I like him to I think he's funny
I think what he's doing
By dating Kim has gotten people I'm sure the ratings are great right on up
So he did this video so what he was not there, but he had a big music video
Where he's like singing this wrapping this song with I think Gunna who is the guest as well
the article guest and it was cute it was like about when you want to watch a movie look now at the
time like a Netflix or whatever and you're like oh my god two hours and 47 minutes now right so it
was like I want to watch a short ass movie but I'm telling you him wrapping and everything
ask movie but I'm telling you him wrapping and everything.
He's see it. I mean, I've seen it already.
I said it too.
It's growing on.
It's growing.
And now it's like his game and everything.
It's just like, yes.
And the fact that he, you know, and guys get hotter based
on who they date, just like sometimes women, you know,
they they date up.
They keep dating up.
And it raises your first wall last night. Again, they're on the red And Travis Barker. First of all, last night, again,
they're on the red carpet.
I think I have a photo of it.
I think I have a photo of it.
And Travis.
I have a photo of them.
And they're doing the ton.
There it is.
Yes.
Which, it's so weird, as you and I both know,
being big stars, we've walked red carpets.
And you have to stop and do a pose in front of people.
Right.
And their pose seems to be the tongue touch.
Well, I mean, listen, they both have had
a much more experienced and I'm ready to carpet than us.
Yeah.
And it seems to be working.
A lot of people were questioning if she was pregnant
when she was at the Oscars.
She wore a black dress and like from this side,
it was like a slight pooch.
I said, I don't think so.
I think this is a 42 year old girl who's in love.
And it's just not being as strict with her diet as she was.
She still looks great and she's still like a size whatever, two or four.
Yeah.
Last night, I think she took a little bloating pill or something,
because the stomach was flat again.
Oh, okay.
And so, you know, you listen, girls,
you need to get skinny in a week
and you're a Kardashian,
you take the, you know, you do the juice cleanse,
you do the thing where you'd sweat,
people to go in those sweating things,
you dehydrate yourself a little,
and like you can get in that dress,
and then today you're at it in and out.
It works.
Anyway, I don't think she's pregnant.
And then Addison Ray was doing the same tongue thing
with her boyfriend.
As you know, Addison Ray and Courtney
hit it off before she got with her.
Who's that guy?
Who's her boyfriend?
He's some guy Omar Fettie.
Is he a singer too?
He's an Israeli guitarist.
He's an Israeli guitarist, he's a king of care.
But Addison Ray has her own show, Big Bill Board. uh... really good to see his and his really good to see care but
at us and rai has a whole show big billboard at us raise a huge tiktok star
i know that the tiktok
it's not for you i'm telling people
i'm familiar with at us and
it
i have to stop that i tell people over time so
and she was really one of the people that took off
and then, you know, even became more famous
because she, because Mason, Disick,
was a fan of hers.
So, Courtney was like, come over and meet my little
horny son and like do a tick-tock dance in our backyard.
So then they were like best friends
and it was like the last season of Kardashians
and everybody's like, is Courtney having a midlife crisis?
Why is she hanging out with a 19 year old then just like all 19 year olds Courtney got a
boyfriend and we know you're about Addison Ray. So Addison Ray has a show that
you are to watch on Snapchat. Oh the whoa that's the lowest snap original
called Addison Ray goes home and I just started to laugh so much about it.
I'm like, goes home.
Like, wow, life has changed so much
since I left my hometown two and a half years ago.
I'm like, do you imagine that?
I'm like, this is like what I went to USC
and then came back to the valley.
Like, wow, like if I was like, wow, it's still the same
old target.
It looks like she's in some sort of farm
from a farm situation.
Well, she is.
She's a Louisiana or whatever.
So that's a fun goal.
So it's like, you know, but are we watching a little bit of it?
And it's just like, so I'm going to talk to my good friends
and wow, nothing's changed.
Nothing like getting on a ATV and going through the woods
or whatever.
And even the way it's filmed filmed like they put her in little buns
You know little pig tail buns and then put her to take top and she does she's pretty and she's kind of wholesome
And I mean that is every pervs like dream so they like whoever's filming it is like yeah
We know who's watching who's not chatting to this because then she's like
I love being I love going on my
I'm just like oh He's like, I love being, I love going on my entire day.
I'm just like, oh, no. Yeah, and I'm just but seriously, what is the content?
Like how has life changed in the three years?
And also COVID was two of that.
Like, oh, yeah, I'm saying like, oh, the Walmart,
it's they moved the bikinis from,
I used to where we used to shop for clothes and now they moved the clothes section you want to do one of these you do with me when I go back home to Ron
Concoma long Island and go to a bar and listen to every method tell me that thinking about starting a comedy career
I'm thinking about doing comedy comedy
Yeah, anyway, so she's doing just fun in life.
Let me see if there's anything else.
Oh, and then Kanye just to finish this,
Kanye said that he too is gonna go away to get help.
Right.
If he shows up at the same place with Will Smith.
Oh, no.
I just don't think anything could be more fun.
Bed boys, for. Yes.
Perfect plot line. Start that. Bad boys for life. Yeah. Anyway. Okay. And then I just very
sad about Taylor. So sad. Hawkins. They did a nice tribute to him at that. Right. That
was a big shock for the food fighters and for everybody.
I mean, I think it is for, yeah, just because they were so excited.
And what do you know of how what he died of?
I mean, I know just what everyone else read that they found drugs in his system, but from
what I read, there were drugs that, you know, prescription pills that he was on, as far
as I know, I didn't see anything about like heroin or whatever else, but I mean,
I think the combination of everything, uh, and this could all change, you know, uh, who
is what did it.
I heard he had an enlarged heart.
I don't know if that's something he had already or the drugs.
Right.
The combination.
Yeah.
Right.
Anyway, it's a whole, it's a sad story.
He was, you know, one of those guys just seemed to be having a good life.
Speaking of sad stories.
Uh-huh.
Okay. guys just seem to be having a good life. Speaking of sad stories. Another one.
So this came out last week and the update is Bruce Willis,
who now they said he has this brain disease that kind of
works into dementia, but it affects it.
And he's had it for almost three years, signs of it.
Can you look at Bruce Willis' age and the age of his wife?
He too is married. Well, it's pretty true. Yeah, something. Yeah, aphasia, I think it's what it called. look at Bruce willis's age and the age of his wife he to his marriage
yeah phasia think it's what called and
he also they just pay six is reporting
that Bruce willis sold nearly sixty five million of his property
as his health declined
so he sixty seven
and his wife is forty three
and they have how many kids
what if they have how many kids want to say that don't maybe just to yeah
um...
anyway uh... so that came out last week that he
and then you know the articles coming out about
he has a
so he has five kids all together
or with that was
no
oh five kids told us to with the new wife that are like young right and
so you know all these articles have come out that he's done all these movies and the formula is
get him for two or three days put an earpiece in him keep him a million dollars and
literally they're using like the same photo of him as a cop in every movie for the poster.
And then you watch the movie and he's like barely in it.
And it's just, but everyone, you know, oh, but he's had it signs of it for three years.
Well, can we just talk about who the fuck did these contracts?
Right.
He didn't do this on his own.
He just picked up the phone and they say, hey, Bruce, come down to Puerto Rico and do this movie.
No. In Agent, in Agency, down to Puerto Rico and do this movie. No.
An agent, an agency did it, a lawyer looked at it.
Right.
So, like, these people knew what was up.
They're talking to him on a daily basis,
and they're saying, just take the cat,
just take the cat, who cares what your legacy is.
So, I'm like, I think some people should expose those people.
And, you know, and if it was all an agreement, like, look, I'm losing my brain, get me as
much work as possible.
I have these two little kids.
I have this 43-year-old wife.
Right.
I mean, I don't know.
But I feel like there was a reason why, and it's sad, because these movies, he made a lot
of money on it, and he didn't, you know, but it's not a great legacy to his career.
I mean, anybody that truly cared about him would have said but it's not a great legacy to his career. I mean anybody that truly cared
about him would have said let's not do these movies. Let's try to get you the best medical care ever
or let's end on a great note like these were your this was your prime time. I don't know
but obviously he was trying to make as much money as he could whether he was aware he was making it
or not but you know Lala Kent was almost shot by him in a movie.
Yeah, he was shooting it.
I guess he, yeah, he was shooting it.
Yeah, she's talked about it and she said, you know, it was like one of those things where
it was the blocking.
He'd come in and they're like, okay, you say the, you know, this after the line, then
you turn around and do this.
And it went over and over and he could not figure out how to do it.
And at one point, the gun is going in the direction where she's not prepared to be.
And she was like shaking up and was like, and then there were still like, well no, we
just got it.
Let's just do it one more time.
It was like, oh my God.
I was many years ago.
When I first came to Hollywood, I was in a movie with Jan Michael Vincent
Okay, I know that name was from a star in the 70s gorgeous guy air wolf and but he became a drug addict and
Toward the end he was doing anything. Yeah, so some real terrible
Sealess movie out of the episode of light a day and, I think, I don't know if it was a brain
thing from drugs, he was gone. And I
had a scene with him and the director
was telling the people on the set to
open the window. And he thought they
were, they were, that was his line. So
he kept, he had to go, open the window,
he go, open the window. He's like, no, not you, Jan, that's not for you.
That's for the direct, the other production assistant.
Okay, open the window.
Open the window.
They're like, no, Jan, just not, once again, that's for producers.
Okay, got it, got it.
Open the window.
Just, just, let's cut this.
So it's tough. It's tough.
Once again, I'm going to go back to this is a tough business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really, I'm really sad for his kids and you know, rumor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody likes Bruce Willis.
I think he's like one of those.
I don't know that this was the plan for them to come out with it at this time.
I think there's more that's going to come out
and they got word.
And like maybe there's some big article or something
about to come out that's gonna expose a bigger story here.
And so they were like, look, can you comment on this?
And they're finally like, you know what?
It's time we just like, come let him be in peace and let's like get our finances or what?
Well, it's interesting that I remember during the pandemic there was pictures of him with Demi in their kitchen or whatever
Yes, I'd a whole whatever they look and I was always like why is he doesn't he have a wife and kids like
Why is he always with Demi more like I feel odd that he's like spending like
lengths of time with and I think it was that.
I think their family kind of took him in because
they knew that he had issues.
I'm not saying.
I think that they really, and I read her book.
And you know, they always said that they had this
great relationship and he loved Ashton Kutcher
and all of this stuff. But in the book
she reveals her struggles with alcoholism that she had before, then she got sober, then
she relapsed with Ashton or this whole thing. And there was times where she was not happy
with the fact that he was very firm with the kids not being around
her when she was struggling with drugs and alcohol.
And like there was like there's one chapter in there where she said, you know, like, he
was completely alone on Mother's Day and things like that.
I mean, I still think that they have a good close tie, but like, I think he, you know,
I think that's why the girls is the older
girls. I mean, I think he always really maintained what sounds to me a really good relationship
with all of his kids. So like, you know, but I mean, hey, they had to have known it's their
dad. They had to have known that he was still going off and doing these movies and taking
the tracks, which thank God, nothing tragic happened. He didn't accidentally kill Lala or anyone else, right?
But that could have happened. Yeah, I know. And then that would have meant his legacy. Yeah, and that would have been
It's the same reason why when someone that you know in your life an older parent insists on continuing to drive
Yeah, and when my parents were at that place. I remember my mom said oh well my friends said my friends said, if you go to this DMV, it's
an easier text or whatever. And I said, mom, you don't need to drive. We can drive you.
What if in your final years of having a perfect exemplatory life as a mom, as a business
woman, everything, you hit you hit and kill someone. Yeah.
Like why, that's where, that's what you have to tell your loved ones.
Right.
If they're insisting on driving, like enough with that.
Enough with that.
Especially with EG with Uber and access and everything like, don't, don't let somebody
that's not there, huh?
I've tried to show my parents Uber and Lyft and that's a tough one.
That one's tough too. It's a tough one to get them
I don't know the tough to but maybe try okay. Yeah
We talked about the new look of phupa and and and sharing the phupa looks that are happening on our just scoop live
so this
The fashions are just so
horrifically I just I don't even know what's going on.
Is this for real though?
Is this like something people are actually wearing out there?
Is it?
I don't know if people, yes, this is a sole, an item that is skin-tight jeans with then
holes cut around.
Where then if you sat down, you could probably see, there's a hole cut around your hip.
And then it's a high-waisted je there's a hole cut around your hip. Right. And then it's a high waste of gene with a hole.
So then when you sit, you could probably peek in
and see the full fupa from the side.
Yeah.
So it's happening.
Okay.
Also happening, this comes from inside Nova.
The Johnny Depp Amberherd trial is coming
to Fairfax County in Virginia.
It's happening.
The Y-Strecht trial, now you know what this is,
this is the defamation trial with Johnny Depp
is suing Amber.
But I thought this happened in England already.
It's so confusing, but it's happening here
and it's gonna be a full on trial.
And the people that are gonna be called to testify,
either in person or virtually are Elon Musk.
Actors James Franco and Paul Bettany and actress Ellen Barkin
who is on her defense.
Listed, oh, okay.
Yeah, so.
What now, but what is this one?
Is it different than the one that was in London?
Maybe the London one was just like suing a publication.
Yeah. And now this is just
suing her for her telling the publication that she was a victim at his hands and why is
it Virginia that they that would they maybe that's where the maybe that's where the incident
happened and she he's claiming she's not telling the truth about. I mean, this thing,
I mean, the amount of money and the amount of time that they lost worth him trying to fight.
Like, I mean, if he would have just been like,
I denied all, we had a tumultuous relationship,
but I never did any of this.
I really don't think people would have picked it up.
Yeah.
But he went this, no, I'm gonna sue her for defaming her.
Like, and now he's missed out on having an acting career
these last five years.
Yeah.
And.
I think he's kind of dawn in this business, you know?
I mean,
well, I heard he's doing a Randall Emmett film next.
No, just.
I mean, that's what's gonna happen.
He's gonna be doing the, what roles Bruce Willis can't do.
That's what he's gonna take.
Possibly.
We'll see.
the rules, rules, rules, rules, rules, rules, can't do. That's what he's gonna take.
Possibly.
We'll see.
Shaws the sunset, star, Mike, show, show,
you know, how to pronounce that.
Show it.
Anyway, he's been on Shaws and Sunset forever.
The show has been on for like 12 years.
I don't know if it's coming back.
Yeah.
They're all supposed to be, you know,
these Beverly Hills Persian people.
Sure.
However, many of them live in the valley, including him, because the West Hills police came to his
house.
Oh.
And unfortunately, he's denying it, but it was, he was arrested for domestic violence.
But the girl that he was engaged to, that we saw on the show, they had lots of cheating
things where he would, she'd get him catch him
DMing a bunch of people, sexting a bunch of people, but he said look, it was just DMing
and sexting. Yeah. I just, you know, can't get enough of my phone. I don't know. That
girl, he still follows, but she has deactivated her Instagram. So they don't know if she is
the victim. But anyway, that just came out today.
All right.
Also in Housewives News, a former Real Housewife New York Kelly Bessamone said that she thinks
that Annie Delvey would be making amazing new Housewives because they're going to do
like two versions of Real Housewives in New York.
They're going to do like younger and new and then have one with just the old geez.
Yeah, oh good.
I don't know, what do you think about her being a housewife?
No, I mean, of course it would be watchable,
you'd wanna watch it, but.
Oh, I mean, come on, but just imagine it's like her,
just hanging out, saying her lines.
I mean, it might be fun if she made an appearance
like as one of the friends yeah i guess she's friendly
no she's not for it's julia fox julia foxes friendly with this girl lia
um what's lia's last name yeah what's lia's yeah what's lia's names i don't know
lia from real house in new york but i think it'd be awful with her being right
i have to go to a red cock park party for these pay but like she just be the worst also
Liam McSweeney. I don't know what's gonna happen. Anyway real after some Jersey star
Jennifer Aiden her husband's Ferrari was stolen from the garage and they had it on camera
Whoa and the kids were home. They were in Florida having fun. Okay, and
Yeah, I mean these ring lights are just catching so much crime.
Oh, and a lot of coyotes.
I feel like the ring lights are really ruined raccoons career.
So, I use to be able to get out of the garbage, no problem.
Now, every five minutes is ring light.
I can't even enjoy any garbage.
I love a raccoon thief.
Oh. On a ring camera. On my favorite case. of my favorite things. Yeah. They have like human hands. Yeah,
they're like yeah. And they always go in very trepidatiously. Yes. And yeah, it's
great. They all look like Julia Fox. Yeah, it's my favorite. Um, is that over as Julia Fox
over? Here's Julia Fox here is julie fox through this
this was a really funny uh...
joke that someone's who said it
oh your mom's are watching
this real housewife had a dubrot o c they're claiming that she can't
a crew member she said i did not and so they took the photo of julia fox
do you see that her necklace actually i mean mean her dress that she wore, she went
to the Oscars, right? Where was that to she wore this? It's a hand. So like the halter
is actually a hand around her neck, which goes with her whole side. It goes around both
sides because of her backhand too. And she very bloodshot eyes, which then she enhanced
with more red, red around her eyes and then of course the black stuff. And I mean, I I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not Fox and Anna Delvey joined the new version of the real housewives of New York and make
it kind of like a different, not even make it about like rich married women.
I'm shouldn't even call it housewives, because they're not housewives, but I don't know.
Why don't we have them reenact a final scene of Thelma and Louise and both try to
both clift together?
That would be so good.
Yeah, and then you don't have to see them, but I don't want to remember again.
And throwing that girl from vegan, bed vegan,
to your own sales.
Oh, sounds like, yeah.
Yeah, that was a lot there.
I watched that one, I've been thinking.
She's got a movie, I mean, she's got a book coming out,
Julia Fox.
Oh, book.
What's that going to be?
I know, she's on the red carpet and she's like,
yes, actually, it's some masterpiece. It's going to be, it's, I mean, I can't know, she's on the red carpet and she's like, yes, actually it's some masterpiece.
It's going to be, I mean, I can't even believe how good this book is.
Right.
You're real honest.
Do you know that the Queen of Versailles back?
I saw a commercial for it.
Yes.
I went to the Queen of Versailles party.
You told me that you told me the story.
Yeah, it sounds amazing. So I watched a little of it.
It's 90,000 square feet.
That's the ugliest house I've ever seen.
That looks like something from Dollywood.
It looks like the gift shop at Dollywood.
Yeah.
I mean, it's definitely not my style.
And it's almost like when they started doing it 10 years ago, when they did the documentary.
It wasn't in then, but it was a little more in the now.
Like this is like all, but that's what it is.
It's like Versailles.
I mean, it's all this fancy kind of stuff.
And she had, so watching it with her, because I went to her party at her pet house.
And there's some people at this little party there
and I'm talking to her and she's standing,
she's wearing jeans, wearing jaggings.
And then she has this huge necklace on with like emeralds
like she's, you know, wealthy.
Sure.
And we're like watching it and I see this dog,
they go to like her storage space and I see this dog in a glass case
That's just sitting there and but it looks like a real dog and I go
My people might keeping like a live dog in a glass and then she's like that's she now we had her stuffed
And she's but they put the rest of her body in a fox body. They kept the top of her, but then I guess.
Oh, so wait, our head.
So her dog's got a fox body.
Her dog died.
So she went to go to a stuff place.
Yeah.
And stuck.
And she's a dermis, I believe.
And yeah.
And put the dog in a pit on its favorite pillow.
And it looks just like, I mean, like if I did this with Raven,
I mean, it looks just like,
like just as fresh and real as it did,
like the face and everything.
But I guess maybe the body couldn't be saved.
Anyway, they just found it like another fox.
And so like body is Chanel's butt.
The head is Chanel's head.
Sure, I'm understanding.
I mean, I'm not understanding, but I'm understanding.
Just like, it looked kind of almost not even, I don't even think it was a pure bread.
I mean, it was just kind of like a cute medium-sized, like golden retriever mix, something.
I don't know. It was cute. So, those are the kind of things, you know, that you can expect to see.
Yes. Fun like that. That should be, if that's not an episode, that should be an episode where they go to the taxidermist
and put together an old debt. I mean, I would like to see how
you know, like I didn't know that a taxidermist doesn't just go, hey look
we can't use the whole body because of the young mass, but we have these
half-hocks bodies. I got a stock room full of foxes back here.
If you want me to put a fox's ass on your dog,
I can make it happy.
I'm not a miracle worker, but I'm making it happen.
Oh my God.
This is Shana Mopler, who's 46.
I don't know if she's,
I think she's had like a lot of work done
her facelift. She looks very young here. She's got the braids. Yeah. She is Travis Barker's
ex. Yeah, I remember the show. Yeah, and she was with this off, this guy named Matthew
Rondo. He right after she won, or did she win or she got close to winning the big brother.
Oh, yes, he took her phone and won her Instagram and said she's a cheater.
She's so disrespectful. I saw the video. Yeah, went to the neighbor's house and
it's like, this is who she's cheating with, all the stuff. She called the police.
She got a restraining order
in the police report.
It said that he spit on her, that he peed on her,
that he, you know, all the stuff.
Then she comes out and says, I'm pregnant.
And this guy?
Well, that's who she was with.
And people are like, wow, 46 and pregnant,
that's unusual.
And how sad for her that she's, you know, the baby daddy
is this awful guy that's, you know, and a lot has come out about this guy too.
But anyway, he then he goes, I'm taking a break on Instagram.
People are saying lies about me.
This is the worst.
This is that they show her holding her stomach walking across the street at like a right
aid as if, you
know, she didn't call the paparazzi to come.
And then she comes out and goes, I'm actually not pregnant.
I was taking some hormone that then showed up in the pregnancy.
And then a lot of people came out and said, I don't believe you because a false positive,
you can get a false negative.
Like, I mean, I remember a roast pregnant with Drake and I
Was taking all these pregnancy tests and I was so cheap that I went to the dollar store and got the 99 cent
Test yeah, and I was like where is my period and I kept peeing on it peeing on it negative negative negative
And then I finally I was like Peter
I think we need to break down and spend the $17 on the E.P.T. you know?
And Tiranado's pregnant, went to the doctor,
10 and a half weeks pregnant.
Oh, so the one at the 99th sense,
so it doesn't work, is what you're saying.
Do not.
Do good, do not kid those ones.
We're gonna keep drinking,
keep thinking that you're partying.
And then you're gonna go to the bathroom
and shit out a baby, and it'll still have said negative.
Like, right?
So anyway, the point is,
it really doesn't work the other way,
where it says you're positive and you really aren't.
I mean, you still should get checked out.
Now I'm gonna get the letter.
I didn't say to, I'm just saying it's unusual.
Right.
So anyway, they are at Disneyland.
Oh, that's the thing.
And he posted the cutest mouse I've ever seen.
I mean, I assume that they're back together.
That's it.
Maybe they're not.
You're actually just wearing those ears out.
I guess those aren't Disney ears.
Yeah.
They're just wearing ears out.
I think that's like a some sort of thing.
Yeah.
Because that doesn't look like Disney ears.
They're together.
What a weirdo.
Then the heavy news reporting that maybe
Vanderpump is coming back and that's Dossie and Bo. Dossie Schroder and Bo. Now she was her husband. There might be making an appearance or reoccurring. She did it right when she was cancelled.
She went away and she went away. Did she write a book about it? She had her baby. She has now another book coming out
Which we're gonna hear about what she went through during that time. Yeah
And now it's now people are dying her book is doing really well on pre-orders people are dying to hear from her
She still has a huge following right and she had the baby that redeemed her. She's still with her husband
Good That she didn't write She had the baby that redeemed her. She's still with her husband. Good.
That she didn't write. Yeah.
Like, you just...
But there are different, I mean, I believe, just varying degrees,
canceling. Yes, there's a different...
So, well, I can't... Okay.
Going to prison for rape, Harvey Weinstein. Yeah.
No. Like, Kevin Space is gonna have a tough go of it, I think.
Done. Also, if you're of a certain age too, we were done with you anyway.
Not Lauer.
Yeah, that's over.
Yeah, I don't think he's coming back anytime soon.
Does he even have a podcast?
That's terrible.
I like you to leave.
A shocking.
Yeah, there's nothing.
I think he's tried, and every time he tries
to make some sort of small comeback,
there'll be another problem.
Do you know how many times people around him
have said, why don't you start a podcast and he's keep seeing no no don't
you fucking tell me I need to start a podcast I'm mad fucking loud okay
yeah podcast come out let's come that's a good call I but I think it's been on
and he's gonna say you know the the first episode will be like I thought about
doing this people have come to me right and I have, but I finally am like, you know what?
I really enjoy reporting on the news that I'm just trust me.
So I'm gonna say it's coming out.
The Matt Lauer podcast.
September 1st, 2022 is the Matt Lauer lot.
Oh, that's coming up.
So he's gonna have to summer to think about it.
Yeah, he's gonna work it on the deal right now,
but he still wants to have a fun summer in the Hamptons. He'd have a bogged down. They're gonna make
the little studio. He definitely needs summer producer because he can't do shit himself.
Right. And might involve an interview with a daughter. Yeah.
Yeah, right. Everyone know that, you know, that, yes, we did anal, but not with the daughter,
but with that girl. Remember, he said that. Yeah. We did anal, but it was consensual.
That was where I was like, maybe don't say that right after.
A lot of times, there's some things you just don't want to hear.
Like, you don't need to get into the details of the accent,
but he thought so compelled.
No!
That was not what happened, though.
Okay, when do you think?
I said September 1st, 2022.
I mean, I'm gonna say, can I say,
I'm gonna say like one month before after me, okay?
I'm gonna be like the person on prices right
who guess is a dollar and just everyone hates.
Yeah.
I think everyone says or don't want that.
One dollar, I think everyone's over paid here.
And I'm gonna go one dollar.
You cannot do it.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna say, can I say this?
I don't think he's gonna do a podcast.
All right, no, that's happy with being just rich
in the hampers.
Yeah, just gone.
I think he's older like you said,
I had heard he's like landscaping,
he had like a landscaping passion before,
and that's what he's doing.
I'm not getting, like I heard he's doing landscaping
in the hampers.
Okay, well, you might, hey, I'm not always right. Oh my gosh, we were about to end the
show and then Chris mentioned something and I'm like, we know, we have to include this.
I was telling you, as a friend, as a private friend. Yes, we finished the show and I'm like,
no, we're plopping this in and there's still more, we still more stuff that we talked about
later, but I'm plopping this in so it doesn't get lost
Chris as we were about to say goodbye. Yeah, and take our cute photo. Mm-hmm. You said
That I went to I went to the other night last two two nights ago. I went to the go-go's alone by myself
I went to see the go-go's and I was just saying I was it up because Belinda Carlisle who's got to be Madonna's age looks amazing.
Yeah and I okay so a couple questions at first I said were there any gay guys that had
Nuxima on their face and wearing the towels around their head which was a cover of one of their
because I went to the Go-Gos as a kid. Oh you did?
Yes and I remember that there were people dressed up
like the cover, you know?
Well, now it's a lot of older lesbians,
a lot older.
So you fit in, you identified?
I did, I could have, I mean, no, my people.
I was with my people.
A lot of old lesbians, and, you know,
but you're a married man.
Yeah, my wife was not.
You have a lot of friends.
I know. You chose not even to ask.
You didn't ask me.
No.
I literally chose.
And then Sarah Klon actually called me and said,
because I did have a story.
A story.
And she's like, why didn't you invite me?
I'm like, because it becomes an issue then.
Now it's a problem.
What's a problem?
You know, like I don't know what songs
you're gonna stand up to, what songs you're gonna stand up to. What songs
you're gonna sit down to. I, you know what I mean? Now I get that's an added pressure because I know
you probably don't know all the songs except for the hits. So you're gonna want to sit down. And
you're saying you know more songs than I do. Of the go-go? Yes, probably. And so you see that
they're in town. And you're like, let me just see if I can get a great ticket.
Yeah, I happen to day of, go to StubHub,
and that was, you know, it had great tickets.
Well, especially with $400 ticket, 75 bucks.
And because you're only buying one,
you got a better deal?
What, exactly.
And so you ride up front, one guy.
And then you said, you know, it was so great
because you said no traffic.
No traffic. Easy parking. Oh, right was so great because you said no traffic. No traffic.
Easy parking.
Oh, right.
Got a nice $20 to park.
And is that the Sophie Center?
No, it's at the, now it's called crypto or anything.
Oh, the crypto arena.
Listen, let me just tell you something people, I'm not using the word meta and I'm not
saying the crypto.
Crypto.
It will be stable center and Facebook forever.
Well, I tell you, it's so funny because I saw crypto that come
Arena. I'm like I don't even know what that is that which one is that which crypto arena?
So I had to look it up and says it's staples. I was like, okay, so now I know where I'm going very nice
Did you get a drink or anything a snack or no? I did I got it no lines. Yes for drink everything about it was just great
Got there early.
Did they start on time?
Well, that's the great thing about going to old people concerts.
They start on time and it's none of this.
Well, I'm gonna play for three hours.
We'll be here for 90 minutes, you'll be home by 10.
I will thank God.
Was there a starter band?
No, just to go, and they just come out
and blend the car loud just
dancin her eighties dance you know the whole time
just fantastic you know see her doing crazy faces on no and she said she was
always so pretty
oh god still
gorgeous still married to the same man i looked up at a lot of research on her
after the show is over married to the same man forty years and her son is a
gay gay son who ran from mayor of West Hollywood.
I just want to say that I often say I think knowing me,
I deserve to have been blessed with a gay son.
Right.
As of now, not happening, you know,
and if either one of them became gay it's not the gay that i want
like it's not it's just be like you don't mean you want to like i want that
type i want that that you know like to be in trouble party with liza manali
yes and like like Josh flashback and sing like hello dolly with me and like
go shopping with me go to the go shopping with me. Go to the go-go's with you. But I feel like she deserved that.
Oh, totally.
I mean, if there was somebody that,
who's overy needed to turn into a gay man.
Yeah.
She, it was, it was, it was.
She's got like, not only her son, like, her biggest fan.
To know what I like about it's perfect.
I know.
Yeah.
Well, good for her.
And good for you.
Yeah, I got it
Get out of the house all the time. You're a idiot. No, not it not at eight o'clock
Not at eight o'clock out amongst people. It was nice. I got another one two weeks rod Stewart by myself
By yourself keep trick Hollywood both tonight tonight tonight gonna be all right now
that song is not appropriate that song is about de-burgenizing a 17 year old
spread your legs spread your wings and like come inside yeah that's before we
yeah and I think he like wrote it when he was like 39 yeah he's got a lot of
cute kids he's got a very handsome he's on his six wife isn't he
and each wife looked the same they'll they'll they'll all with a tall blonde model type
remember the rumor that he had a jacket called an Islamic
yes my brothers told me that yeah that that i mean i was probably eight when i heard that
rumor and understood it that's how that's what happens when you're raised with like older siblings
i remembered vividly that so the story was that he
was right that he's such so many dicks uh... and swallowing so much semen
that is stomach had to be part yet the goal of that doesn't make sense
none of it may he talks about it in his book
and it was a piece that it was a publicist who started it
like who's angry for getting fired and started it
the story behind who started the journal in Richard Gears-ass rumor was apparently it
was this gay couple was at a restaurant and like asked, this is the rumor I heard, asked
him to like take a photo or whatever, he was with Cindy Crawford and they were very bitchy
or cold to him.
This couple and that couple started.
They went home and said,
I should have put a jar of it in a while.
Yeah, they just started it and it just went like wildfire.
Huh.
Yeah, that's the same thing with rods to it.
Anyway, I went to the go-go so long.
Yeah.
There you go.
Well, I'll call you next time and it'll be a whole thing. I can't
and there's no way. I don't know about just two of us going to a concert. It was like a group
and like we got a big car that picked us up and I got to like have a roadie in the back. Yeah.
And then we all went. But you just think about a concert. It's best to go alone
It's a more out totally out. I'm already out. That sounds like see that's the problem that I don't want to deal with I go by myself. I get I get it. Okay. All right. We got the beat everybody
Get off your feet. I show people
Somebody did come up round and round and woo I would have liked this ratio
I know I know all the songs what are you talking about?
I was like, I just hope nobody notices me
because I'm by myself and then somebody,
a juicy scooper came up and I'm like,
oh, I do, so good to see you here.
And I was like, I think they know I'm alone.
Cause I had a lot of seats around me.
I think this guy had like nine tickets
and he just sold one.
And for a minute it was more to me.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Wow, okay good. Yeah. Honey be. Hahaha. Yeah. Wow, okay, good.
Yeah.
Honey, tell me.
Yeah.
As you know, Chris's podcast cover to cover.
Cover to cover's my podcast.
Get out your phone because of God forbid you remember dates.
In the meantime, I am coming back to the Tempe improv.
This Saturday night, April night?
Yes, I will be there. Justin will be there. Oh, that's come. That's just week. Yes.
I will be there.
Justin will be there.
I know many of you bought tickets and you know, had to have your whole night ruined because
I fell on my head.
But I know the first show is sold out.
I don't know if there's like, there might be a handful of tickets for the second.
But that is at the Tempe improv this weekend.
Fantastic.
And I'm going
a day early. So I just want to be one night. So you just want to be one night.
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So you just want to be one night. So you just want to be one night.
So you just want to be one night. So you just want to be one night. So you just want to be one's happening, you just have to get off crawl off stage. I know.
I will literally if I feel dizzy, I'm gonna sit on the ground and do it for you. Yeah. Yeah.
But no, it won't happen. I just did the Braille shows and I was fine. Okay. But guess where are
you going to be Chris? Milwaukee was constant back to Milwaukee, April 27th. Wednesday night,
one show. Okay. Milwaukee was constant improv, 27th. and then I go to Michigan listening room
in Michigan to 30th and Grand Rapids Michigan and bowling alley in Michigan
and some other places that's not a joke. Okay.
Like three different Michigan shows. All right.
Small little theater. Okay.
All throughout Michigan. It's all on frangola.fun is my new website.
Why did you change it? Because I accidentally hit a button
trying to upgrade frangelo.com
and I deleted the entire thing.
Said massive error or like,
you know, so I had to go and get another lady
to make frangelo.fun.
And that's where the day started.
He's not fun like a new dot.
I didn't know that either,
but I put in domain names. You know, I put in domain names and I said, here's, I said but I put in domain names.
You know, I put in domain names and I said,
here's, I said, I put in a friendjol,
and I said, somebody's already taken friendjol.
I know.
You know what the thing is, is what I,
a first shot, you know, I'm not tech savvy.
Yes, I can run Instagram and stuff
when someone shows me.
But what I understood is people of my generation, I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder
of losing like a college paper. Right. We experience that. And like what you just told me is so
terrifying, which is why I don't do any of that stuff. And even when something pops up or even
like a fake thing comes through, like you're about to lose your Instagram account unless you trust this number. I'm like, like I won't even look
at anything because I'm like, oh my god, that is a horrible story. And that's why kids
don't have any fear. I know. They're always like, no, it's right here, mom.
And I'm sure they could have, I'm sure somebody could have come in and gotten it back
right away. I think so. But it was time to get rid of it anyway. It was looking dated.
I feel like Frendola.fun is gonna be take off.
Take off.
Yeah, I made it real simple.
It's just dates.
Nope, no funny business.
Just.
No, just dates.
No, just dates.
I know, just dates and my Instagram and TikTok.
That's it.
I don't need anything else on there.
You don't need to know about my backstory.
People are like, what's your bio?
Nobody cares about my bio.
We always, we change our bio sometimes too,
and to just try to, you know,
because sometimes, well, the thing about the bio
is sometimes then when someone writes an article about you
or whatever, then they kind of like,
it kind of helps them come up with something.
So I just feel like you're at a level of laziness.
Yeah, you're not going to write the bio.
No, I took an old bio and just jazzed it up a little bit.
So you did, Joe, you just said you're not going to have the bio on there.
No, I said I didn't write a new bio.
Oh, I could have written a new bio, taken off some things.
Nobody needs to start from scratch.
You know, funniest fails on Fox, which was some terrible show I did with, you know, it's
just a worse thing ever. It was like, when back when we were like mean, you know, from
Chicago Chelsea lately, you know, we were all in that world for many years and we were
all kind of mean on that show. That's just what it was. And the world was changing, but I had not caught up.
And I was on the show with like Lonnie Love
and I think Gary Valentine or something.
More Chelsea Lady people.
And the whole time I was like, look at Lonnie, big,
you know, and people like just shocked.
And I got up.
Did this make it to air?
Yeah.
And I got off station.
They were like, what were you doing?
I'm like, I don't know, I thought that's what we did.
You know, we goofed on each other. Oh, yes. And they were like, not here. That's, this is not Chelsea Lady. I was like, what were you doing? I'm like, I don't know, I thought that's what we did. You know, we goofed on each other. Oh, yes.
And they were like, not here. That's just not Chelsea Layland. I was like, oh, so they didn't have me back.
And they were like, you're done.
Oh my god.
What I mean is true, it's like when you live in when you're in that environment, it's like a kind of
almost like a language and a vibe. And it's hard to like, deprogram you.
Right, right.
Like, yeah, it you. Right, right.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now everyone's positive, there's a lot of positive.
That's why they think we're like,
even going back to the Chris Rock thing.
You know, we can't make fun of people anymore,
and that's, you just, we gotta stop that.
We gotta be Trevor Noah, just eat.
I'm not saying I like it, I like when people make fun of people,
but all the world doesn't.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, it's what I said before that everybody,
everyone has a right to have,
everyone can have their opinion heard.
So you think about that, but the thing is,
people still wanna go to a comedy club and hear
some edgy shit.
Right.
And if you're easily offended, if you feel that what happened that you really, really
felt for Jada in this situation, I say do not buy tickets to any comedy shows.
Right.
In the next few years until you change your attitude
because it's like,
is there a defense in for Jada or Will?
Is there a defense that like, okay, that's true, comedy club.
But, now if this is just, I'm just playing devil's advocate here.
They weren't in a comedy club.
Like they're like, yeah, I understand that
if I'm in a comedy club, but this wasn't a comedy club.
I was at the Oscars and you shouldn't make fun
of my alipotent.
Well, everybody can.
I'm not saying that I totally agree with the joke.
I definitely think that you could not find it funny,
be really pissed, be really hurt by it,
have it affect you, all that.
But obviously, definitely never getting up
and just getting up, even if you got up
and took the mic and was like, oh, whoa, whoa, and did like a cute thing.
I think that's shitty.
That's not your place.
That's not what you're gonna be called up.
Definitely not hitting and obviously
and not yelling like that.
So, but you definitely have a right to say that hurt me.
Like, even when people say they don't like something
I said on the show or whatever.
I'm like, okay, I appreciate that you have a different opinion of mine and i
appreciate that you you put it here
and that you come to the club and try to kill me
i like that you just put it under this comment i appreciate that you don't
agree with me that you do think it was sexy that will was uh... defend
defending that one i don't understand
i don't know what i got a nasty. I mean, that is a good.
I got a nasty comment about it.
I did, I saw a lot of people.
And she said, even though obviously, even though,
I mean, what type of bowling alley waitress mentality is that?
My man stuck up for me like,
that's, your man made a fool of himself.
And he will, a key, yeah.
Someone said, just because Peter's never stood up for you.
Yeah, that's a strange angle.
Okay. Thank God. And then I.
You know what I mean? Like that guy doesn't make a fool of
them. Right. Just like. Yeah.
Yeah. And then and thank God. Yeah.
So I got you know, you know, and then she's and then she said,
but you know, I just don't agree with you. And not everybody is so, you know,
lily white or whatever, and woodland hills is you.
And I'm like, okay, I hardly think whatever
where I live is that homogeneous,
but whatever you wanna believe,
the near woodland hills, if you don't live here,
sounds pretty nice.
I remember when my brother was in prison one time.
He told everybody he lived here.
He was from Kanaka Park.
Oh, really? Yeah.
And my dad thought that was so funny. He was like, I, I, he's like, when I first got there, I said,
the truth. Oh, to make them seem tougher. Yeah, he said, I said the truth. Woodland Hales and
people were like, woo Woodland Hales. And he's like, so I just said, yeah. So now I just, I said,
Kanoga Park. That would do it. That does toughen you. In my final thing on this, I said, kind of. No, go on. You've gotten my, that would do it.
That does tough in you.
In my final thing on this, and then I'll leave after this.
Now, this is, it might be the wrong angle to take,
but in the end, all I was triggered by the violence
aside, and it was a, it was, this was a,
you know, and a man was accosted.
This is not funny.
In the end, can we just look at it like these
were two grown men, everybody survived
as something that at least we had some fun
for a couple of weeks talking about it.
Like it has been a tough time to come up with
if you do podcast like you and I do.
Well, what was interesting is when I was a gold guy.
When I was doing the live juicy scoop and Annie and I were coming up with topics right to share with the four of
you guys it was top yeah like I was like what are we going to talk about that we haven't
already talked about that with I'm like this is so hard so I will forever Yes, and my grateful To Will Smith because it gave me two really good shows two and a half if you count today and
Some great clips that went viral my one with Josh Wolf won viral and
Yeah, no, yeah, and also as a comedian. Oh, I got to be a nightline because of Will Smith
Even though even though Will Smith stole my chef from our country club.
Oh, maybe that's what did it.
Wow.
We got someone a great replacement, but I was pretty upset that he,
he's a member where we remember.
And I said, what happened to my, what happened to the shop that we love?
What was the dish that you were upset
as no longer there?
He just would do these amazing like pairings.
And it was like, really, I don't golf that much.
Like the only thing I would go to is like the pairing
with like whatever wine company was there.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh my god, like, and I bragged about it.
I said, I can't, I, because some people that belong
to clubs are like, I'm so sick of the food there.
They don't change enough.
I'm like, no, my chef is so great.
Well, all of a sudden he left and they said
he went to go work for Will Smith.
So I don't know.
So you have been affected by this.
I've been affected negatively by Will Smith
and positively by Will Smith.
So now that we've got so many else,
I don't need the other guy to come back. Okay.
But yeah. Also, but I believe that it also single-handedly saved award shows again. And
award shows were done. It was over. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
I'm sure last night that it was probably because people want to see people will watch next
and we forget I mean that this one was a bit I mean it was really bizarre
and violent whenever but you forget the only thing that makes a word
chose fun is the what the craziness of fade out away and Warren Bady or when
that's the one the guy streak. DeStrieker back in the 70s. Yeah.
Or you know Jack Palin's doing pushups.
All those things were like, that's why they're fun.
And Kanye taking Taylor's award.
Right.
Otherwise, nobody cares.
So you kind of need those things.
Now next year, everyone's gonna watch the Oscars.
But you're not gonna get anything like that.
No, no.
Because people really will be like,
it's not worth losing two movies in a series.
And possibly a chef too.
I don't know what that chef's going to do.
I don't know.
I can't imagine this last week was fun making food
for the pink it's miss.
Yeah, it had to be.
Yeah.
He might be like, I know there was a lot more work
to do the pairings, but at least it had to be like.
And how come they didn't sit down at the red table
and chop it up?
I don't know.
I think they got, I think they're there.
The great arrangement through the room.
I think they're scrambling it.
I think they saw how much hate was for her too.
I don't know what they're gonna do with the red table.
What's going on with that?
Grandma Pinkett Smith's gonna sit there
and she don't take no guff.
You don't like it.
She's always like, hmm, please.
There's a lot of just on the right table,
just a lot of, just a lot of slow moments, a lot of breaks.
They're probably putting it together.
I assume it'll come out in like two or three weeks
will be the next episode.
Really let this die. Let the
details be less heated. Yeah. He's away. And then it'll be like, I, it'll be like the first seven
minutes will be talking about the growth and the change and everything. Yeah. And then they'll bring out
Addison Ray. What's it like to go home Addison? What a big change
you've had. What a big change you've had. You've got your living in the big city for what 19, 20
months. Yeah. And then you go back home. Where's your memoir? It's going a lot to write about.
I can't wait to watch this. Addison Ray going home. Love you. Addison, come on the show.
Have you on the show to talk about it?
home. Love you. Addison come on the show. Have you on the show to talk about it.