Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna on Halloween and Nipples

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

This episode is double the fun with two of your favorites: Chris Franjola and Sarah Colonna! We discuss our Halloween festivities and ponder what it's like to be Heidi Klum’s husband. Is it wrong to dress up as movie characters during the SAG strike? Ramona Singer is no longer attending BravoCon. RHONJ Joe Gorga thought Brad Garrett was opening for him in Vegas. Will Alec Baldwin sign up for a reality show with Hilaria? What did Matthew Perry’s Batman-related social media posts mean? And to wrap it up, we reminisce on a time I was pranked, Sarah was mistaken for a man, and Chris was a “model”. Enjoy! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com Get extra juice on Patreon: https://patreon.com/juicyscoop Follow Me: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Catch Chris on tour! https://www.franjola.fun Listen to Chris’ podcast “Cover to Cover”: https://link.chtbl.com/dHdQT0Uu Follow Chris on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisfranjola Catch Sarah on tour! https://www.sarahcolonna.com Grab one of Sarah’s handbags (20% off with discount code “JUICY SCOOP”: https://www.clutchwomen.com Follow Sarah on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sarahcolonna1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I don't even know if the Juicy scoopers deserve the treat that's happening right now. I don't think so. I have not only your favorite girl, Sarah Kelonop, but your favorite guy, Chris Frenanchola, together. I mean, America's been clamoring. Oh, yeah. I mean, welcome to

fall. Yes, thank you. November and I have the two best people on the juicy scoop. And I really people were loving Chris's weekend content on his stories. Halloween parties. And they were like, is there any way Chris could come and talk about his Halloween? And I'm like, well, I have Sarah. Let me see if she is a green. So I said, Sarah, I hope you don't mind. I'm having this guy, Chris Frenchola from Chelsea lately. Do you know who he is? She had to send me a photo of you in a second. Remember which one? On the panel? Yeah.

And she goes, wait, I kind of remember which one is that? I go, he had the blue eyes and the band data. And she's like, okay, I'm all right to share the stage. The very generous performer. No problem. He's been a very generous performer. Very generous. Okay, so Chris, your costume, we went to a Halloween party,

like a couples party on Friday night, and so genius, you are the guy from the original jaws. Quint, yeah. Robert Shaw, yeah. How, you look like him, the outfit is perfect. He was kind of a redhead, and in your, this is a black and white photo I have here, but you had like a red,

like did you go to like a good makeup supply store to get this facial hair? No, it's like a regular, you know, Halloween store, but I found the perfect color. I found the perfect color. I had grew it in my own, and then I just colored it, you know, so it worked out perfectly. Pretty good. I thought it was absolutely.

I thought it was absolutely. I thought it was absolutely. Well, because I went to a Broadway show a few weeks ago called The Shark is Broken about the making of jaws and while I was watching the show, I said, oh, my wife will be a shark and I'll be, my wife wanted a couple's costumes. Okay, but wait, I do want to talk about it because because okay, I know, you know, Liz is an executive and entertainment. She's not a performer. No. But like she was fine with not being something cute. No, it was a, it was, it was, it was, was she a lot of short slutty short. Almost.

And she is. There she is. Oh, she went, she went as a full, like costume shark, completely covered in an outfit. Like you just ordered that and then at my party. By the way, in the end, it was her dream as well. She says she goes, I was warm. I was comfy. No, make up no more. She knows everything about it.

It was perfect. I didn't think it would be, but by the end of the party, this was the greatest costume I could have worn. I kind of noticed more people are doing like the funny big things, and they do look like they're happier at the warm. Because you get, yeah, you forget that it chills off it, and I remember when I was bartending,

and I always used to dress up for Halloween, and I put on like big heels, and then, and then I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? By the end of my shift, I'm like, dying, and I'm cold, and I got like ripped tights. I looked like, what the fuck am I doing? By the end of my shift, I'm like dying and I'm cold and I got like ripped tights. I look like it really been through it. I think I could have just been like a banana.

Yeah, it took completely comfortable. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, that was it. We had a, you know, she was apprehensive about being in the shark, but then it let, like we had a day to go and I said, well, I'll do something else. I was just like, oh, just forget it.

Just sheep eating down by you. Yeah. But I remember when I'm going to like, you know, a big hennails Halloween party back when I was invited to things. And it was with the two kids, you know, and we're all gonna trick or treat. And I see a mom with her kids.

And she is like, Winnie the Pooh or something with a big cat stomach and ass. And, you know, I mean while sexy vampire corset, you know, tits out, wig with my kids thigh high boots and I go oh you know and then I was like would you guys rather me be that you know and then I don't think I listen to the answer I was fixing my tits but like I know yeah I didn't see, you know, come to think about it. I didn't see any sexy last night. We know. So this is amazing. In the photo. And you show this in your story.

So I was die and you go, the party has sold out because Joe Koy is here. And this guy, what is Joe Koy? Tell me about this guy. His name is Fertie. He's a nice guy, and his costume was Joe Koi, and I literally thought he was Joe Koi the first 50 minutes of the party. I saw him from afar, and I was like, oh, Joe Koi's here, like, and sure, and I, I mean, he's a Filipino guy,

and he was wearing the exact outfit. It's really good. And he walked around holding a microphone, and yeah, it was dead on. We did on Joe Koi. But I think, I don't think, nobody at the party knew who either one of us were. Nobody knew who Joe Koi was and nobody knew who Quint from Jaws was.

People like, are you guys shark week? I'm like, yeah, we're shark week. Three days before, I was a little. I mean, when we did come out in 1976. I know. And your wife is a tad younger than yourself. I know. And this was her friends.

Exactly. So it was a millennial type party. Well, had they known that I was in my yard dirtying up that hat for three days with dirt from the garden just trying to make it look that authentic. Oh my God. I would have been out at the sea in Amityville Beach town, right? Right. I loved every second of it.

Here you are at the party having fun. There's Liz, she had to, did she have to hunch over like that the whole time? It seems like she kind of did. I think she had, she was like four drinks in at that point and we're sick really playing the party. We have to get a massage after you were a lot of pasta. So Peter and I went as Taylor and Travis. And when I told you that's what we were going to be last time you were here, you were like,

you and everybody else. Well, that was, I saw it that thousand. I thought it was a completely unoriginal idea. However yours is a particularly good tailor. Well, I went to a win shop on Ventura in Terzana that I got that wig for $65 and it was an excellent wig. Like it looked great. Yeah, that felt really good. I was like shocked.

So then I just wore like an outfit that I'd seen her sort of wearing when she like went to a game like being kind of cute. So I didn't wear all the, and then of course Peter who has completely white hair, I got that L'Oreal spray that I use when my gray roots come out and I just sprayed the shit out of his hair.

I went through a can and a half. Okay. And then I bought him a mustache, but it like fell off. So I had to draw it with a peed root with like my eyebrow pencil. And anyway, so when I posted it, I really thought who isn't going to be this couple. But I think because it was Friday night, I got a lot of love. Oh, really? People were like, oh my god, this is amazing. So then we go to this party out in West like

some friends from that we know. And it was a very nice party. But it was like casual couples backyard chibag, you know, nothing outrageous. Right. And so I was like, okay, it's the St. Mel's carnival. And most people don't dress up at that. But I go, but I kind of feel like these outfits just need one more shabby. So we, we stopped by and it's kind of about closing. No, I'm not at the school anymore. The Halloween Carnival has completely improved since the millennial parents have taken over. Oh, really? That's good.

In my day, we used to have to cook the food. Now they have food trucks. Yeah. Why not? Why the fuck not? Then we used to have to cook the food. Now they have food trucks. Why not? Why the fuck not? Absolutely. Then we used to have to run these dumb games for the classrooms.

They got rid of that shit. They're like, no, no one has to do hours. They just have the rides, the food, and then a giant bar in which they created like a Miami lounge scene. They brought an extra furniture. You could reserve a cabana in front of the band. I'm like, who's watching the kids?

They're like, we don't care. I was like, this, why wasn't this around when I was there? So we walked around and we did get some love as them. Oh, good. It's good. I mean, I, well, John and I also went as a famous football player. And comedian. Yeah.

Oh, did you go as the famous John Ryan and Sarah Polona? Yeah. And it's, well, that was a little more unique because nobody else did that. And then also if they wrote about you, you know, like they always, as they write an article, then they keep putting like a, a credit that like no one remembers where they'll be like, you know, like if, you know, but not to remember, but they would also say, you know, and, um, handbag designer, Sarah Cologne. That's right.

And then, first they would say, comedian, but like, the fourth paragraph, they're like, and the handbag designer of clutch women also wore comfortable tennis shoes. Like she likes to wear it, like, you know, whatever. Yeah, yes. Yes. So, and-

Did you and John actually go and do anything? No, we stayed home and handedelkandy and then on the weekend Like on the weekend. No, it was my dad's memorial service. So I dressed up as a grieving daughter. Oh, well, yeah So thank you everybody. Hope you had fun at your fucking parties No, it's it was wonderful. So it was a beautiful service beautiful good Yes, well, you know, I just like to come in and bring it down and also the day I mean the day after Halloween special episode after Halloween in the Catholic religion is all saints day They have the dead. Oh, right? Well, that's like the Mexican thing like as Catholic Mexican

We would get it would be all saints day and we would like go to church for it. Right. So I don't know. But it all worked out. To go to church for what? To pray for the other people in our lives that have died. Oh, okay. And it happened to be after Halloween. The next 30 seconds I'm going to be quiet and praying for Saturday. Yes.

Yes. Nice guy. I met him many times. Yes. Talk to him one time and a pool for hours. You have a talk to a 70 year old man. I know. I don't know. I don't know. Sure. I'm sure time in a pool for hours. You ever talk to a 70 year old I know I don't know sure I

For four hours I just remember I remember you know Sarah had told me that you know he was kind of the ladies man after her parents got divorced Okay, and then we're going to do a show and that's the first time I met him and I talked to him And I said now I get it and she's like stop talking Well, I thought he was pretty charming. Yeah, and he got me in a few times. He is my stepmom who was married to for 27 years was the love of his, you know, they found each other later

but he went through a few, so many that when she was filling out his paperwork for the VA, you should call me. And she said, they only gave me two forms to fill out his ex-wise. I had a print off a couple extra Anyway, very much Okay, so then of course

My original idea was stolen by the most unoriginal couple Kelly Rippet at her husband Mark Consuelos and I Will give it to them because they're both actors and because they're so cute. They really do commit to Halloween and so do all the morning show people. Which I find funny because I mean, as far as like the today show, these guys are funny, I mean, because their show is a little bit more. But like the lose couldn't be worse right now.

And if there's one year they could have taken off from being, you know, I don't know, Taylor Swift or Pink or whatever dumb shit there we go. Like this is the year they could have been like, let's not this year, but they're like, screw it. This is the one here, there's no news. We're just gonna be wacky. Like when they have to deliver news in that outfit, it's like when you go do morning radio. Yeah.

When you're in a, you know, like in a, when we're doing clubs or something. And I remember one time I had to do morning radio and it was literally like a terrible bus crash the night before and they talked about it and then they go, next we have comedian Sarah Colona. I'm like, I don't have to come into that. I'm watching a video. I'm like, is that Willie Nelson talking about the gauze strip?

I'm like, no, that's a cold, a cot feet dress like Willie Nelson. No, one of the guys who's like the meteorologist guy, he went as pink. Pink, yeah. And like full of jeez drink. It was Dylan Dryer. Dancing around is as if to amazing. But there was a woman.

No, that isn't. It's Dylan Dryer. Yeah. Okay, I thought it was a man dress as a woman and I thought that man has the best ass, but it's a woman's ass. God, I think it was Dylan man dressed as a woman, and I thought that man has the best ass, but it's a woman's ass. God, I think it was Dylan Dryer's pink. I have no idea what either of you are talking about.

I saw the name Dylan, and I thought Dylan's a man's name. No, it's a woman. Yeah. Okay, hey, does it matter? Everyone's fluid. Okay. Anyway, okay, so then, again, then of course,

he talked about it Travis Kelsey said how he loved everyone. And then it's someone wrote, Kellyanne Mark ate this. I wanna talk about this new way the kids are talking. She ate. Is that good or bad? It means you killed it. Oh, it does?

Yeah, but it's like when somebody's all dressed up looking amazing in a costume where they're going out to an event, and they're like, oh, Lisa Rinna ate, it's like this way of saying she just, but I think it's such a weird thing in the world of like,

body dysmorphia, ozemic eating disorders, to use this as like, she ate. I think it's such a weird expression. I didn't know about it yet, because I'm, I guess I'm old, but if I saw, if I, if someone wrote on my Instagram, you would think they're all you fat. I'd be like, no, I didn't. I was just walking around.

Yeah. Like what? Like, yeah. Like, Heather ate before she put on this outfit. I'd be like, yeah, I fucking, what? You can see my pooch. Like, I do not get this expression. I will never pick up

Sorry, just one at all. I didn't even know about it Anyway, he didn't mention us dick. Okay, then of course Heidi Klum She was the one that oh that started this insane week long multiple costumes everybody going crazy for Halloween I mean, you know 10 years years ago, 15 years ago, she went as a peacock. So she had everybody else dress as the part behind her as the peacock. Did you watch the red carpet performance? No. Okay. Oh, now there is throwing her up in the air and stuff. Well, no, they all came out separately. So there's a bunch of paparazzi waiting for her grand entrance, you know, because every

year it's something new. And they got it, you know, last year was a worm and everyone thought they could, they had a pretend they're freaking out, the paparazzi's freaking out. Anyway, so they're all coming one at a time. They're all circus-alike performers. There's a lot of them.

And they're coming one at a time, like rolling in. Yeah. I don't know if the paparazzi don't want to waste their film, because they're like, wait, is that her? No, that's not her. And another one comes rolling and I, that's not her either. They do, they all play themselves to be behind and then she and the feathers.

Turns out and they lift her up and then it's the big reveal. So they lift her up and they're feathers. Yes. But I don't think people knew it was a big, because they've been waiting 15 minutes like, what's going to happen? And then all you hear in the video, I watch is some guy screaming, put your phone down, I can't see, put your phone down.

The mean paparazzi guy. Yeah, the mean paparazzi people. Over here, cause you look over. You just hear them screaming. Okay, first of all, unless she has a deal with peacock to say I have an overall deal with peacock for reality shows, a competition shows it. Like, her show is on EBC.

And also wasn't- No, her show is on Envis. Oh, then perfect that she is a peacock. Okay, okay with this then. But wasn't this thing, didn't she do a thing on Amazon? Like Amazon live or something for this? Oh, I don't know. I know that this is our Amazon.

America's got talents on it on NBC. But I don't know what, what, I don't know if there's a correlation on NBC, but I don't know what what I don't know. And then she like go around and just go up to the bar and talk to people with her peacock outfit. Like, and everyone has to follow around what she like has a drink. I think so like, do you really continue the party after the red car. So annoying every time you walk, you're like, no, guys, we don't have to do this all night. Okay. You can go beat the rest of the people. But what about her poor husband?

She's a poor husband. He was an egg. Look at this. Look at this. Look at me. I'm gonna have peacock egg. So she shit him out. This guy was a pro.

She dropped an egg. Are you sure this is the husband? This guy would probably, I swear to God, I'm not kidding you. That's the husband. Where's his legs? Is it always his sitting? I don't know. Is it on wheels?

What's happening? I don't know. All I know is this guy is probably like, did anyone like warrant him about it before marrying her like just so you know? His friends probably like, you get to have sex with Heidi Klum. He's like, it's great.

Being married to Heidi Klum is great. She's great. 360, two days. Four. Yeah, so 360. And this is three days where I gotta be an egg and his nine. I have to do a costume fit.

I have to do a costume fit. I have to do a costume fit. I have to do a costume fit. I I did you a costume fit. I did you a costume fit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this is a liquid in your life, by the way. Give me some light. Give me some light in your. If they ever break up, this guy is never going to celebrate Halloween again. He is going to always associate Halloween with his ex-wife. Now, I don't want them to break up.

I'm just saying, if something was to happen, I doubt this guy would continue enjoying only. You know who's the happiest guy in Halloween every year, seal. He's like, thank God. He used to have to do it too. I know, I'm saying now he doesn't. So he's probably like, thank God, I don't gotta be the egg.

I'm assuming this big party that she has has something to do with charity, yes. I don't know. So that there's like an array, it's not such an ostentatious thing because maybe money goes, maybe if you buy a ticket, half the money goes to... Probably.

I know she does it. I'm a big thing every year, but yeah, it probably goes to that. But yes, see I'll probably woke up, looked at that photo and just started texting it to all his friends. Look at that asshole. Thank God, totally. Yeah, right, right, right. Another year I was saved. Yeah.

Yeah. Sharon Osborne and Ozzy, which we, you know, who we've been knows us, that's Ozzy, but he went as Kanye and she went as the new wife, we're wearing Nile onsen, a big purple pillow. It's pretty good. It is pretty good. It is good. It's a good, I mean, you have to kind of keep on.

It's very clever, yeah. But that one is one that you definitely get cold in. You'd say, why couldn't we, why couldn't we have gone as, why couldn't I have gone as Kanye or something? Right, that is, yeah. Well, a lot of people do things to make it easy for the man. I think Travis Kelsey is easy. I think Kanye thing is easy.

What was the other, oh, Justin Bieber and Haley Bieber, a lot of people went as that. So if you were the cute girl, you were the red little dress because recently she had an event and he was in his sweats. So you make it easy for your boyfriend. That's the thing. Don't put him in a fucking egg. Yeah, yeah.

You let him wear Justin Bieber sweats or a Travis Calse teacher or Z. Yeah. You know, to go to the party. Then these girls went as store workers and Page six wrote, took someone's tweet about it and said, I wish I had enough money to cosplay as a retail worker, so fun being in the working class. Just relax, it's just Halloween people. Like people are so weird.

I feel like those girls ate that costume. They ate it, ate that costume. While they're standing for the candy, they ate the candy. What? Okay, then Kim, of course, is does a million outfits. And she and North were the two girls from Clueless, which I thought was super cute.

That is a good one, actually. And then she went with Chloe and those, these two Canadian girls, I forgot their names, they used to have a show. They won as Brat stalls. And she's in a little trouble, because they believe that she's dark into skin. To look like the Brat doll, that was. Yeah, and now she's been trouble for. Oh, because they're in a little trouble because they believe that she's dark into skin to look like the brat doll that was and now she's been trouble for

They showed the photo of them and they're they it is like an iconic photo of the four dolls that they were being and I do believe Kim's was Probably not white. Yeah, well, I know it's yeah, so she's you can't do that But I do think it's smart because everybody's Barbie. I'm sure brats dolls are coming. And I've always said the reason why everybody, like around 35, looks the same with the big lips and stuff is because they grew up with the brats dolls. Oh, yeah. With the big lips and yeah, now that makeup,

that makeup wasn't in at the time. Right. And now that's what everyone's face looks like. Are they still brats dolls. Are they still hot? Are they still hot, Bradstalls? No, because people don't like them because they do attract it for their kids to play with. Yeah, they're sluts.

They were sluts, right? They came with no underwear so they could get into the club for free. They really did. I remember that. They were Bradst, that's not what they're doing. Yeah. Megan Foxcott and Trouba trouble because she went as a character

from, you weren't allowed to go as characters because of the sag strike. Yes, they were not allowed to be but everybody did. And no one cared. But she tagged, she tagged Sag Afro. So she did it to say like F.U. Yeah, so technically you were in trouble now.

I know, I, yeah, I'm trouble. Well, Sag hasn't called me in 15 years. Who is she, who is that? I don I know. Yeah, I'm trouble. Well, say it hasn't called me in 15 years. Who is she to put who is that? I don't know that character. I'm dumb. She's in Kill Bill or something. Oh, okay. I don't remember.

And then my daughter, she tagged them to say I can't believe it. The Kinsey went as her character in Jennifer's body. Okay. And she made her dress and everything. Oh, that's cool. But Mackenzie's not a member of SAG So I guess it's okay. Well, I know that you weren't supposed to do that and obviously mostly they were asking

You know actors not too obviously. Yeah, but What happens is you're gonna get fined what happens? No, just some people gave her shit online Okay, she's gonna get a shit She tagged him because she's like fuck it was the first was her first impression. Dresher was gonna call me. And then I love it when people pick stuff that's so obscure. Like, so when McKinsey, she's a young girl, my daughter, she went to a party and she said a lot of people

didn't know who she was. A lot of people didn't know Jennifer's body. I'm like, well, it's kind of a cult classic. It didn't come out like 15 years ago. Absolutely. Yeah. So same with this, this is Kendall and Kylie went as I don't even know who these people are They it was drew very more and somebody else and it was just again from some movie that I don't know and I'm like

But they have to I mean they have God you imagine people You're right. It was a Batman movie right like one of. And these were the two girls drew and this other girl or the other one. I believe it was the George Clooney Batman movie that was a real one. Yeah. The holidays around the corner, and maybe you were like, I was gonna get it all done by July.

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that I can't. We got it, you've had none. No, I am next week. I am going to a Mrs. Roper's bar crawl, where everyone dresses up like they wear calf tans and they do a bar crawl. Where's this? In the valley.

But why do you do this? Right down my street. Wait, why can't you be? I'm gonna be in some way. I'm gonna be in some way. I'm gonna straighten my hair and wear a jump suit and do the pig tails. What is this fun thing?

It's called Mrs. Roper's Bar Crawl. What is this? It's Saturday the 11th. And so that's, I'm gonna go as Chrissy as a tribute to one time I did go as Chrissy when I was bartending and this was really well at Formosa years ago and the the bus boy that worked there he goes, oh, I like your costume. Rod Stewart and I said no, I'm Chrissy from three company and he goes, well, you look like Rod Stewart Wow You know what I did look a little bit like this. So I'm gonna be I'm gonna really try to look You look like Ronson. Oh my God. Wow.

You know what? I did look a little bit like Ronson. So I'm gonna be, I'm gonna really try to look like Ronson. You're gonna straighten the pigtails. I'm gonna straighten the hair I think. It's gonna be a lot of work, but I'm gonna try. Also, I mean, if you want,

I mean, you could wear the nylon, the, you gotta wear the socks. I mean, I was thinking just getting like a jean jump suit so that I can be comfortable. Oh, but I could do tennis shoes if I do the socks. I was thinking just getting like a jean jump suit so that I can be comfortable. Oh, but I could do tennis shoes if I do socks. You do tennis shoes socks and like those little shorts with a stripe down the side. So you get this so you could dress like any character

with a huge company. Yeah, John's gonna go, I think is Mr. Furley or Mr. Rope, I think he's just gonna put on a robe. Yeah. And yeah, you wanna come? You guys can come. I think Chris should be the guy that was always at the regal beagle with the dark hair

that was like the friend. Yeah, I was at Rosesney. At home. Like Larry. Larry, yeah. Yeah, he was like the little, the little, the little, like sexy. Always look at the women.

Yeah. At the regal change. Yeah, yeah, you'd be good. I remember reading one time in the TV guide years ago when three's company was a big hit. I was a kid. For the reason I'm in Los Angeles now, I read that he made $25,000 in episode that actor.

And I was like, The regal, big old guy. Yeah, I was just waiting a minute. That's how much money. Larry, Larry, you've been like, on the, and I said, That's how much money you make. And you're not even the lead.

Yeah, and like 25, that was like, what? And I was like, get, I'm going to Hollywood. Yeah. And look at you now. You're sitting next to Chrissy Stone. No, it's a maze. It all works out full circle. This is Chrissylle from Selling Sunset

with her girlfriend, G Flip. And she went as a man, a shirtless man. She got one of those chest plates. Oh. I did that for a live juicy scoop, because there was a character that everyone thought she was wearing a chest plate, Meredith Marx, because in her confessuals, it just looked like weird,

like a wax figure, and I'm like, is she? Is this her boobs or not? So I got a man's chest plate. It came out, but no, I mean this, I just wanna say, I question Kraschel's gayness when she first got with G Flip and looking at this Halloween picture.

No, she's 100%. Straight? That gay. That is like, that seems, I don't know how the chest plates work, but that is, oh really well. I mean, she obviously has to. That looks amazing. Solid connections, like makeup.

Oh, I mean, everybody had their professional makeup people. Yeah. This is my son, Brandon. Oh. And he went, oh wait, I forgot to say, he went as a character, as a, I mixed up the photos, but he went as a, somebody who's killing somebody in a video game.

Oh, I thought he was a good looking killer. I thought he was Tom Cruise, risky business. I don't know. I was like, this looks cute, but I thought, oh, this is good because he looks so cute. And then I saw that Lori Loughlin and her daughter Olivia Jade are now doing commercials together for Steve Madden. They're modeling together. Oh, good. She's for Steve Madden. They're modeling together. Okay, she's like Steve Madden.

Yes, and I just want to say that my son, Brandon and I, we have, I'm excited to announce, we have our first modeling gig together, and you can see that he's getting pretty cute. What is it? What do you guys modeling? Well, it's a big deal. It is the mother-son Christmas luncheon for the boys' school, Crespy.

And we are one of 62 couples who's son signed up for it. So it was a very, very hard... But how is it modeling? We model at the luncheon. Oh, like a live thing. Like you're walking on runway. We get to do our walk. We model together.

What we'd be wearing. You know, in my day, they, again, they made it much more difficult. These parents are so much smarter now. When I was in high school, we did it. We had to go, some boutique fit us. We all had to be fitted. It was a big fucking nightmare.

Girls didn't like their outfit. Now they're like, all the boys will be fitted by a tuck shop that's advertising, Friars' tux or something. And all the women either wear a black or white formal thing. That's it for your own dress. But what are you modeling it for? Like just people get to buy the floor.

My friends to come and take photos of me. Oh, so it's a part of the charity thing. But it's not like, it's not like, for my friends. It's not a real thing, I'm joking. It's of the charity thing. But is that okay? It's not like for my friends. It's not a real thing, I'm joking. It's not a real thing. But it'll be the first time that I've walked a runway since I was in at Louisville graduating from high school.

I have not walked a runway in any fashion show since I was 18. I'm very happy for you. So I only do Catholic fashion shows for seniors. Graduating. That is it. I can't believe no one has ever asked me in all my years to bottle in a fashion show, says.

Well, okay. Because I'm pretty good. All right. Well, we'll have to see the video from this and let you know. Yeah, yeah. So now I have to decide what kind of outfit I want to wear because I don't know. There's someone that's quite more famous than I am

who also has a senior. So I don't know if she's going to be there. What? Oh, but I don't she probably want to it. She probably want to it. Oh, that would be cool if she did. If she does it, then I'm the second most famous person that'll be modeling.

That's pretty good. I hope she does it. She's so stunning in person. One of my first jobs in Hollywood was... She's just a star basic instinct. I don't want to call her out. Going down to Malibu. I would go to Malibu, 22 in LA, and I would model for a guy.

He told me he had a catalog, a mail order catalog business, and he had me model the clothes just around his pool. I'd walk around his pool. But he didn't have the clothes. He just said he, no, I was wearing the clothes. But was he in charge of the clothes or the catalog? He had a catalog that he said, so you model the clothes and I'm going to videotape you modeling clothes.

How is should you get paid? $100 cash every time I did it. And I did it like five days a week for like what kind of clothes were you wearing I wore a Cheetah pattern kimono was one of them this something is nothing sounds right this guy now is he in prison will he sit back in the pool and take photos of you no video like a old-timey VHS slide it in and then that one. And then that would go to his spank bag or whatever. Or what, absolutely.

And, and, and did you think, did you ever catch on? Oh, I caught on immediately, but the hundred bucks at the end of the day was like, I'll, whatever, if you need me to work, I'm on a front of the bike. You're like, in tell, I get 25,000 a week. And you have to be a sidekick in a sitcom. I'm gonna take this hundred dollar modeling kit. You haven't modeled, like walking a runway is one thing.

Stepping over old dog shit while you do that, that's a whole other type of modeling, which is what I had. Do you still have that kimono you can come to Mrs. Roper's bar crawl? I wish it, I would love to come to. Oh my God. Yeah, the guy's got arrested. You were asking about this. You did get arrested? He got arrested.

The police came to my house with the videotapes and they were like, do you, because it was- Wait, stop. We need to continue with this story. It was, so how far, when was the last time you heard from him between your last modeling gig and the time that the police knocked on your door?

About a year later. A year later, you're at your apartment. I got my apartment in Burbank at the time. Okay. And a knock on the doors, two police officers on, you know, like a plane closed. And they said, do you know Bob Wellborne? I was his name, he's long dead.

And they, and I said, yes. And they said, can we talk to you about him? Anyway, he was committing mail fraud. He, because this is a day before internet. And he was committing mail fraud because he was saying, I, you wanna buy this kimono? This guy's wearing, send me to $100. People would say, a couple people sent it,

and they never got the kimono. So he got arrested for mail fraud, so they had the videotape. And they say, Are you modeling the kimono? Yes, as evidence. So they say, so here I am, this is not a joke.

Sitting down with two police officers, they pop in this videotape. A VHS tape. And here we are in my apartment watching and me walk around the pool with a kimono on. And the cops are like, what were you thinking? Oh, I don't know. I'm trying to get it to show this.

You're like, I work as Sizzler. I know this guy was a legitimate movie director. But I mean, it was so embarrassing. But do you ever have to do anything more like testify? It never went. Okay. No, no, no, that was it. That was it. And he was arrested a week later or something.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Yeah, anyone. So you asked about this fan any pair article. That's all about the bravo people. But basically in a nutshell, it's for people that follow it like me, it's literally there's no bombshells. Everybody, we knew everything about it. And one of the investigations that's about Ramona Singer is that when she was on a cast with this woman, Ebony,

Kay Williams, who was a black attorney who joined the cast, it was only on one season. After the season was done filming, there was Ebony said, I think there needs to be or whatever, she complained about Ramona's behavior saying it was racist and then they did an investigation and according to the investigation, they said it was a, you know, she said she said thing about stuff that she said and what she said to producers

and therefore, you know, she's fine, but we're not gonna have the reunion because of scheduling. But basically they didn't have the reunion because it was like a landmine of like shit that someone could step in and they're just like, let's not. So they write the article and then Ramona, so one of the thing is a black producer was talking to Ramona.

And Ramona said, you know, when I was a Catholic, I'm Catholic, and on my Jewish friends sometimes, or Jewish people, I used to use a Catholic slur called Shitsa. Shixa? Shixa. I've always heard that my sister's been called that, but we always thought it was like an enduring way because she's married to a Jew and she's not Jewish. I did not know.

I most people agree it's not that racist, but some people say it is, okay. So the producer goes, I've never heard of that expression, what does that mean? And she says, it's as if someone would call you the N word, okay? She's and she actually she didn't say N word. So this is the way the article's written and then page six wrote it as that she said the full word. Right. So then

yesterday Romona because it just came out yesterday you know two days ago then Romona writes the page six person who she has on tax. They're friendly because they all write about the fuel the time. And she says, please remove that. That's not correct. I only said the N word not. And then she wrote the word in the text. In the text. But with thoughts, but still, I never said and then did it with thoughts. Right. And with that, Bravo said, you're not coming to BravoCon. So she's out. She's out. Now I don't know if she also agreed, you know what? I don't need to come either.

Right. They don't pay them a lot. It's more to be in the good graces of Bravo and how fun. I think they only get paid like five grand for the three days, you know, to do all this stuff, but it's like a good time and good for all of their careers and whatever. So that's that. Wow.

So she, I mean, she, to double down, I mean, like, she's just so clueless, you know? I mean, it was just like, that was so clueless. Like, why wouldn't she just be like, an investigation was done, and I'm gonna stick with what I said, and, you know, just be quiet about it. But instead she's like that wasn't true or yeah it sounds like she yes stepped double stepped in it. Yeah double downed like of like why? She's 66 years old and I

don't think you know do I think she said all yeah know, do I think she said all? Yeah, I do. Because I think she's not with it, you know, as far as what's appropriate. That's what I think. Well, she said a text saying it after denying, saying it doesn't really, doesn't really boast for you. Well, she was saying I never said a word. I just said this.

But still, whatever. That's Ramona for you. And so we, but I will continue to do my Ramona impression. But still, whatever, that's Romona for you. And so we, but I will continue to do my Romona impression. And if she was here right now, she'd be like, you know what, I thought it was really upsetting, okay? Cause I never, I really liked Ebony. I've really, really got along.

I don't know, it's really kind of shocked that this happened. Oh, just stop talking girl. But I still love to do an impression. So I probably won't stop. Now this was a juicy story. Joe, Joe, Joe Gorgah has started to do stand-up. He is married to Melissa Gorgah, who is a housewife, and the guys in New Jersey, they are doing magic.

Mike, the husband, they did a calendar, the husbands are big part. Most of them franchises the husband, so participate. He is a brother to Theresa Judy, I think the most famous of all the housewise flip a table. Pursons. Joe. Joe Gorga and Theresa are brother and sister. Oh, I didn't know that.

But they hate each other. They've hated each other for years. They don't fill together whatever. But he started doing stand up. So he's gonna be there for Prabha Khan and he announces a day or two ago. Oh my God, biggest. I am coming Sunday night, come to the Brad Garrett comedy club.

I am performing there and this young girl, Jacqueline's gonna open for me and all this, okay? And then Brad Garrett, this was the poster, Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett's like puts an ex on it. It's like not true. And Brad Garrett writes. And also by the way, the poster said that it was gonna be hosted by Brad Garrett.

The Brad Garrett was gonna host it. Oh, I see. He was gonna do the worst job. Yeah. Was gonna go to Brad Garrett. And Joe Gorgher was gonna be the headliner. Right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's why it's important because then Brad writes, was going to go to Brad Garrett and Joe Gorgher was going to be the headliner. Right. Yeah.

That's why it's important because then Brad writes, update, just to be clear, the performers in this ad, etc. This girl Jacqueline and Joey Gorgher were unaware of the scam as well. It was not their fault. It was booked through a comedy club in New Jersey who didn't go through the proper channels and talked to some jerk off and post or on Facebook, note to all, when someone asked for money upfront to work at your club, it's most likely a scam. Stay safe, everybody. So his person, he said, he is person who works for him, who is not a professional comedian manager from what I've learned. Joe Gorgus got pretty

clearly not. If he said somebody contacted him and said, oh, since you're here, would you like to perform at the Brad Garrett comedy club? And they're like, yeah. So they put up a link. People started buying tickets. So those people are probably out of their money forever. And then someone at Brad Garrett's comedy club or Brad Garrett is like, we don't have this guy booked for Sunday. Right. And so that's what they call it. So this is nice or say, yesterday he wrote a meaner one, Brad, where he was like this guy's, you know, and pointing out some of the people. Because he probably didn't know yet that he was also scared.

Yes. Joe Gorg was definitely also scared. Joe Gorgon, and I don't think believe got money from him. And anyone who has to do that. And it's kind of sad. Anyone who has to sit through Joe Gorgon stand up or tease. It's got to be pretty scam. Yeah.

I think I've seen a little bit of it. Well, you know what you're getting. You're going to get, you're going because he's someone you watch on TV and you just want to see that. You're not, it's not like you're going to see a game. No mistake. Yeah. It's, this is not, you're has a stand up.

Yes. This is not real stand up. No. I don't believe so. No. As a stand up who's worked hard in this business, this is bullshit. So yeah, it's probably just stories about the show and not very specific. And he tours with a guy who's a real stand up, Mike Moreno.

Yes. They tour together. He's a funny guy. Yeah, yeah, shorts. It's a turning evening. And Joe, Joe Gorga, I mean, poor asshole. He was like, oh my God, Brad Garrett's gonna host it for me. Yeah, yeah, this is so cool.

It's honestly kind of sad. It's honestly kind of sad because it's like, wow, this is so cool. I'm gonna be at the Brad Garrett, like, you know, and they're excited to have me because Brawbacon's here, and I'm a big deal when it comes to Brawbacon. And so anyway.

I know who will be the Brad Garrett Comedy Club in January, me. Oh my God. Thank you everybody. Thank you. I'll be in January. I forget the dates, but January. Fritual.fun has all your information.

That is very nice. There's a nice way to putt. Did you book this yourself? So I'm going to hand face book, ask me. Yes. So anyway, watch out for that. Alex Baldwin was on some podcast and he said that he and Halaria and their seven kids might be up for a reality show.

No, why not? You know, I think it's, I could totally see it happening because she loves the limelight. And then my question is, does she just stop with the accidental together when the reality show starts? Or does she put it in the shower? Or does she put it in the shower? Or does she put it in the shower? Yeah, that's gonna get worse.

Yeah. I think she's one of those people when she gets a camera on her, she's not gonna be able to help herself. She'll probably have 10 different accents by the end. There's gonna be one episode where they have to go shopping for cute comers, you know, I don't know how to pronounce. What are these?

Yeah, oh my God. And can you see there, you know, they're gonna do the confessionals kind of like a Harry Met Sally, where they're next to each other, where they're just being so funny, where they're like, you know, because, well, she's got to answer for me, her, her, her, her, you know, and then a kid crawls on their head.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, those are the both. I think they got to do it because he's got bills to pay. He's got bills to pay. And he's probably like, I'd rather just make the money at home. Right. And have the cameras come inside the home and like go on tour,

like go on a set again. And there's probably a lot of movies that are like, we could want to all the ball to play the part that's a problem. Yeah. Just go get Dennis Quaid or somebody of similar, like who can do the same thing. Knock it out. Do you see the most recent movie that Dennis Quaid was in

when he played the dad? Shit. What was it? I was just getting out. He now just brought up something for no reason. Sorry. But he acted real weird. I just want to say he had a ponytail and he was acting.

And I don't think his character was really supposed to be weird, but it made me so uncomfortable. Like I did it in a couple of times. It's Randy quay still around. He's in Canada. I was hiding out. For the rest I heard he was hiding out in Canada. No, I saw my friend Randy.

You know, Randy. He's so Randy. You know me. Randy, hi, Randy. He sent me a link to something where it was like, you can, Randy, you know, Randy, hi, Randy, he sent me a link to something where it was like you can go to an event with Cousin Eddie, it's like a Christmas thing and it's a fundraiser and go with Randy Quaidy-Been. Yeah, with Randy because he was Cousin Eddie and the Christmas.

And they were all together, Beverly D'Angelo, Chevy Chase and him, they were at some one of those convention things. No, this is like an auction. It was like an auction, and he would just be with him. Oh. It's some party, and he would be there, and you would have a drink with him. Something like that.

I'm not getting it completely right. And it said it was like a $3,000 value, and there was one bid on it for $500 so far. I have noticed that more and more people are selling out their bodies as, you know, not just sexual, but just like, you know what, yeah, have lunch with me. Like after the sex strikes, but going on for a while, like, you don't have lunch with me.

You want me at your party. If you were a famous character and something, you could like, for the rest of your life, you can go out to those conventions and stuff with the other cash members if they're involved. You can get a ton of money if you get the people from the national national ampune's Christmas vacate, whatever, altogether, they'll give them $50,000 each to come. Yeah, and they do all those conventions. And then you, yeah, they charge for each signature

and meet and greet. So you can do a bunch. I went, there was a couple of them went, you know, like when you stay in hotels on the road as a comedian, there's other things going on sometimes in the hotel, and there was one of those. But it wasn't like A-listers, it was 70s TV shows, and there was the guy from Adam 12

was just standing behind a table. This is a show from like the 60s. And he's just standing there waiting. Nobody's coming out. That I can't take. If I saw that, my heart would not be able to take that no one was going up to him. And then if somebody does come up,

you got to get like 20 bucks for a picture. And then sometimes they turn it down. Sometimes they go, oh it's okay. Or like you're looking, or it's like going to the farmer's market, where you don't know, like, let me, I don't mind my first organic tornadoes because let me walk around and see if there's better organic to me. Right.

So I'm always like, ooh, okay, I'm going to come back. Imagine doing that to a human, like, oh, and we'll just see who else is here. Well, that's not happened. Yeah. Like, I would also imagine if you like Adam 12 guy, you don't want to, you got to figure out who am I going to be next to? I don't want to be next to Captain Kirk because because his line's going to be a mile long, right, you know, I dream a genius, I'm like that.

Like put me next to, I don't know, the fifth lead from Beverly Hillbillies is something that nobody cares about. Yeah. I don't want to be next to William Schattner on that day. That's amazing. Yeah. That's amazing.

Okay, so Matthew Perry, now I'm just saying they're investigating it more. Okay. They people are very suspicious, because of all the social media that he posted leading up to it. Right. About Batman and Batman and the last chapter of his book was titled Batman. Right. And, you know, it's, it's,

I haven't seen the such a many times. What is the Batman controversy? Why, so what is Batman ever do anything? Well, I guess the last chapter is book is titled Batman. And this being the last chapter of his life. For the entire week before, every post dealt with Batman.

Right. It was a pumpkin with a Batman. It was Batman, pickleball, Batman. It was a pumpkin with a Batman. It was Batman, pickleball, Batman. It was constant Batman stuff. And then, so I think, I guess people are thinking, it's maybe not so accidental. Because it seemed like he was sort of planning for the end with all these clues.

And he'd be like Batman, do you know what I mean? Batman. And then he also did this weird video with three, which looks to be like cranberries, but they're not. They're called Daneberries, which were also in the Batman movie. Like it's very strange, all the things that he dropped, but he was still also like having dinner with someone that week. And then like, and so now they're in, you know, said, they're, we won't know for six to eight weeks

what is in his system. Wait a minute. So are you saying suicide a murder? I mean, I don't think murder. Yeah. I think for me personally, I think maybe there was something happening with him emotionally. And it might have been a little planned out.

Well, that's not a stretch. I mean, I'm sure. A guy was obviously struggling. Because he sent out the assistant, you know, and that would have been, yeah, like the time I don't know. It's very weird when you look at all the stuff. And then also, like, I kind of want to go back and read his book, because I guess in his book he said, a week or two before the friends audition, he said to God, like, just make me famous.

Make me famous, and then you can do whatever you want to me for the rest of my life, making a deal with God, or the devil, or whatever. And then, and then he was the one that suffered with an addiction. And there was an interview, he's like, why didn't the five others suffer for anything? It was only me. It always seemed like he was very kind of bitter in jealous a little bit of the, I know

he loved his cast members, but it seemed like. But weirdly enough, he was kind of at one point, not towards the end, but he was the biggest star movie. He was a movie star. Right off the bat. Right off the bat. I mean, he biggest star movie. He was a movie star. Right off the bat. Right off the bat. I mean, he had the old nine yards was a big hit. Yeah.

He had one that sell my high. So, I mean, swimmer and LeBlanc didn't have that type of movie star career. But it was his addiction. His addiction is what ruined the career. Because you're right, he had the most success of the time. I think when you have an addiction issue because obviously, you know, that's a chemical thing. So you can't see past, like, oh, I do have this wonderful, you feel like,

why can't I be clean and sober? Like, that not that they're all clean and sober. But you know, I mean, why can't I not have a problem? It's like, well, it's because it's not your fault. You have an addiction. Right. But you don't see past that, so that could make cloud it to where you feel like you got the shit under the stick on some ways, even though you obviously didn't. But I thought they were all still really close. Oh, it was, yeah. No, I think you were close.

And then the other thing that was so interesting, I saw an interview with him, is he said, when he was 30 days old, he was very colloquy. And back then, in 1970, they took him, parents took him to a doctor and the doctor said, oh, he's colloquy. And back then, in 1970, they took him, parents took him to a doctor and the doctor said, oh, he's colloquy, give him this. And he's like, and there's literally pictures where I look like a comatose like baby.

So he had his first like addictive medication at 30 days old. And I thought that was interesting because it's kind of like why now people are saying like, you know, watch that stuff with your kids at a young age because then as they get older, the Adderall leads to something else and blah, blah, blah. So hopefully in his passing, people will look at this and I don't know, save somebody else because it's like very much all related to the addiction and the depression.

I didn't know about the social media post because because I had a social media post as well. All that stuff is very weird. And a week before he did, had someone take a photo of him in the jacuzzi. I saw that. With headphones, which is weird. Who wears big headphones in the jacuzzi? Yeah.

And it was like, wrote, very cryptic things for like the whole week leading up to it. So, Reston Pee is very, very sad. Okay. Robert De Niro, this is a juicy lawsuit. Have you heard about this? A little bit. So Robert De Niro is on the stand right now and he's giving grumpy testimony.

So in a nutshell, he had this woman named Chase Robinson be his personal assistant. And she, I guess she sued for 6 million first, because she said after he fired her, she couldn't get another job because he didn't give her a recommendation. No, no, sorry, sorry. He sued her for 6 million.

And then I don't know who to, and then she counter-sued him for 12, and that's what this is about. So she worked for him for years, and then she countertuned him for 12. And that's what this is about. So she worked for him for years. And now she says, you know, you, you know, you used, crashed language with me. You made me scratch your back. Instead of a back scratcher,

she'd just scratch his back a little bit with nails. And she said, you called me, can you get me right? You called me like in the middle, you called me in the middle of the night. And so each thing that she says, he has like a, he has a response to. So when she goes, you called me in the middle of the night. And so each thing that she says he has like a, he has a response to. So when she goes, you call me in the middle of the night, he's annoyed. He's on the stand and he's like, I like slipped and fell and hurt my back at 2 a.m.

And I waited till five to call you because you're my personal assistant. I needed to take me to the hospital. That was the one time I called you like off hours. Right. And then you know, I had to go to your me to the hospital. That was the one time I called you, like, off hours. And it shows, and then, you know, I had to go to your house all the time. He's like, it was a $5 million penthouse. I did not ask you to scrub the floors.

I asked you to, like, kind of watch the renovation. And then he also said, you didn't do anything. You watched Netflix all day long. And that's why I fired you, because you're watching Netflix. And then she said, no, the reason I felt I was fired is because you're new girlfriend who he just had the baby with at 80. She was jealous of their relationship. But in the meantime, he did promote her to like vice president of whatever, but she still had her same duties of basically being a personal

assistant. So she's like, well, why, why was I getting female things to do? And he's like, because you're a personal assistant. And she's like, well, why was I getting female things to do? And he's like, because you were a personal assistant, and she's like, well, I, you paid this guy Harvey Moring. He's like, well, Harvey worked for me for 40 years and left his family and was my personal trainer and came on the road with me. And he's like, she ran you. This is ridiculous. And I just thought it was just really kind of juicy because that he's like fighting back with this whole thing. And I'll be honest, this strike has been going on for a while. Yeah. And if he wants to pay me to sit in his $5 million pen house

and scratch his back and watch Netflix, I'll fucking do it. And I will sign something right now that says, I'll never sue you. Well, I'm available. I kind of feel a little bit on his side in that like, what the fuck, you know, you have this assistant for years, you've got 300,000 here, you have this assistant for years, you got 300,000 a year. 300,000 a year.

And, um, but he and along with, um, along with watching Netflix all day, which I guess they figured out, maybe she was using his Netflix account as well. She also stole, according to him, allegedly $5 million in airline points. Oh, that's a lot. And, you know, but now she says, I can't leave my home. So. Yeah. Wow. Like because people, because people give her shit.

No, just because she's whatever. That's, you know, you know, you know, that's like, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's not necessarily wrong. Is it because he predicted that flex, his Netflix blocked her out, probably of his, I mean, I think anytime you mentioned Robert De Niro, certainly at, at this time as his life, you

don't have to say grumpy. He's always grumpy. I've never seen him not grumpy in the last 50 ever. Like even when he wins Oscars or whatever, he's never grumpy. You know, I ain't having to go to court. You know why he's so grumpy? Itchy back. And then he said he called me a bitch once and he said, I don't think I called you Why are you so grumpy? Itchy back. I'm so grumpy. I'm so grumpy. Itchy back.

And then he said he called me a bitch once and he said, I don't think I called you a bitch. I think I called you a brat. And I might use the word Brit bitch and describe another people. But then they wanted to get the text messages from he and the wife of the now girlfriend or whatever the mother of the child to prove that, you know, they were talking shit about her. And I'm like, I just can't believe, and that now they're gonna have all the other people

that have worked for him to say, no, he's a delight, you know. Nobody ever says that about him. Well, people are currently in Toidwell. Right. Oh, yeah, I guess. Wow. Like, because they want to keep their job and they don't want to lose their job

out to Sarah Kelowna. She's growing out her nails. I can't wait. I'll even get one of those little back scratchers. She doesn't want to even. That's what she said. She didn't want the back scratchers. I see.

Oh, right. Originally, I think she did get the back scratcher. And then one time, he was like, can you just get in there with your own nails? And that I just think, I just think more and more people are gonna, maybe that's why I had so many kids because he's like, I just need my kids to work for me. I'm just making me itchie,

just talking about. I predict, and I'm only read, you know, a couple of articles on it, I predict that he is going to prevail. I think so. I was just the same way, Johnny Depp did. Yeah, yeah. I think it sure is gonna be like $300,000, you could call me a bitch and I'll scratch your back for the exact same thing. They're not, whenever these things come out, people are just, a normal jury is just not sympathetic to a Hollywood job.

Well, they have 300 grand a year, they're like, you scratch your back for that surprise. And you pick up your bus at one morning, that five AM, rolling around the ground, like a turtle talking to help about. Well, but especially if I haven't read it, but if there's nothing inappropriate, you know what I mean? If there's nothing, you know what I mean? If there's anything like that.

No, I wasn't trying to score her. No. So, but she is saying that the girlfriend that you just have the baby with was, she believes she was suspicious saying you're too intimate, you're too close to her and pushed her to get fired. And then when she got fired, then she was like, you soon, you know, you fired me wrongfully. But he's like, no, I fired you because you watched Netflix all day. Well, this is why you took my airline mile. Date someone is on age, you know, because these younger ladies, they just cause drama.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like can anyone just get fired? Anyone? I feel like you just can't get fired. You just got to sue. Yeah. You have to do it the way a guy does it to get a girl to break up with him. Yeah.

I guess you just have to make it like so that they have to quit. You know, I mean, we were a fired from a job. Yes, at Robinson's May. I was working at Robinson's May. And that Friday, I saw the woman going down, we worked upstairs above it. There's an old mall, probably not there anymore off of Laurel. Yeah. And I would go down out through the mall, like I said, the odd cubicles. And then I would go where there's like, you know, the people jumping on the sticks and stuff what was that called?

Eliminate. Oh yeah. The Eliminate people. Hot dog on a stick. Hot dog on a stick. There was that kind of stuff. They feel it was so dated they filmed wonder years there when I was there because it was so dated of a ball and I would go and I'd take my people magazine and be like one day I

just want a job where I just read this people magazine. Oh that's why you got fired. But also it happened. But I shouldn't have been reading the people magazine. Yeah, but yeah, but you're right. I mean, what do they say when they find you reading? So I going down the escalator and I see the girl and she had already called me to say, let's have a meeting, the HR person, when I'm like, oh, sure, you want me to come by now? She's like, why don't we do it tomorrow around five? I'm like five o'clock on Friday. That's it.

And so then when I was going down the escalator, she was going up, she like, we caught eye contact and then she turned away. And I knew I was going to fight. So then I went there and she goes, she had like a little southern accent. She goes, well, today is a kind of day that I hate because it's going to be your last. Oh. So that I started to cry and she just said, this just isn't for you.

You should be doing something else. And then I said, well, I actually just started doing stand-up and I mean, you know, eight people to come to a show. Would you like to come and she came? Oh my God. She came like two weeks later. She's like, I'm so happy for you.

Good. You should not be wearing nylons at this mall doing a job that you were completely bad at. She's fine, she's such a free. She did, that's a nice, fine story. Yeah, it is, it's a nice story. Yeah, just like free, free bird, and you said. That's what I got fired from Sizzler.

How did you get fired from Sizzler? What did they say? Oh, I got to have a fist fight in the kitchen. What, you fighting in the kitchen? One of the other waiters, we had the staffing issue. We had a, we didn't fight, not like grappling. We grappled so much on the enogra, my name ticked. Wait, hold on, he was another waiter.

And he took the good shift or what? We both needed Wednesday night off or something and we went into the back. Why did you need Wednesday night off? Do you remember? You know who knows? Yeah, okay. Probably open mic or something.

Or maybe modeling to you that hundred dollars. Yeah, you'd walk around a pool. And like, I have a kimono, a kimono modeling gig. I cannot miss after that. All the way from Burbank to Malibu. But anyway, yeah, and we got into a scrap, you know, just like, where'd you other? I'd be afraid that someone would like land

on the hot griddle, no. No, it was, it was like right in the griddle area. Oh, that's just, that's what this guy said, oh, fireman, any fireman. And I always think that's- Did the other guy get fired to you? No, because they, a lot of people sided with him. But it, weren't you working-

I was trouble at the time. But weren't you working at the similar with your best friend who's now a restaurant tour and successful actor. He had moved on to another syslam at that time. Oh, so you don't even know. At that time, no calling it the flag shit. It didn't pan out.

Anyway, I stay with the original one. Okay. Yeah. And I was I was fired up to eight years. I think basically the guy was like, I think if you were there for eight years. I think basically the guy was like, I think if you're in a... You were there for eight years? Yes. And I knew people always say to me,

they're like, you know what? It's a great job as a first job. That's like a fun job. I'm like, yeah, it would have been if I wasn't 40. Yeah. Like, I wasn't there at 22. I was there at like 38. Chris, I need to ask like a hard question.

Okay. So you're 40 and you've been out here for how many years then? Oh God, 20 years. And you're doing stand up and stuff. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But you haven't had any like that. No success.

You were with anyone in your life. So Cologne and I were friendly at that time. And she was having some success. I didn't know you at the syslar though. That was a mirror bell. Yeah, right at the end of sysl, I think I'd met you. Yeah, no mirror bell. I think you should-

Did you ever set a date or ever think, you know what, maybe I need to go back to being an electrician or go back to doing something else that's just a better pig? Actually, I did. I remember I was bringing another restaurant in Mirabelle and we were making no money toward the end to Sunset Boulevard, Sunset to Die, and at that point, I was just like,

oh, my buddy was gonna open restaurants. And I was like, I'll just work, that's it, this'll be it. I'll work there. And that's when I got Chelsea lately. But I was daunt. I was like out of the business. You're out of entertainment business in your mind. But no, because when you got that job, you were working on some country channel.

You were doing, yes, you were doing little funny videos. Yes, you were a Chris. It wasn't me. You didn't have a little job. Like, you didn't have a little comedy job where it was like a two week stint and you were working on a sketch thing. That was Chelsea Handler show.

I was wearing on Chelsea Handler show before Chelsea Lady, but that was only, and I went back to waiting tables after that. Okay, I thought maybe you had something else where you're starting to do stuff. No, nothing. Well, thank God for that. Well, here's my prediction, not a genius prediction.

We all predicted it, but they are Amy Rombach and TJ Homes are starting a podcast. And it's a completely unique podcast the way they described it. They said, no boundaries, no filter, just honest conversations with friends and other celebrities about pop culture, headlines, and everything in between. Have you ever seen heard of anything more groundbreaking in the podcasting world? Yeah, I'm like, yeah, nobody could think of something to write to sound a little bit different, to set you apart a little bit different.

Because that's like, I every podcast sounds like as the same thing that everybody says on the Bachelor, like this journey, and you know, the biggest season ever. Yeah, thank you from, you know, being so vulnerable, and I really need you to step outside your comfort zone.

It's the exact same wording that everybody then, but then there's the podcast wording. Right. You know what's funny? Like we all get mad as comedians. We get mad at a guy like Joe Gorgo, whatever, so you don't get mad. You know what I mean?

They started a third base kind of thing. Yes, of course. Like DJs, guys who have committed their whole life to like radio and being like working on their voice and being actual radio performers. Yeah. Hello. And right those guys. Yeah. Yeah. They must be like, you got to be kidding me. He like, what? I'm, this is my job. I'm a veteran radio performer. Right. And everybody now is basically a radio performer. If you want to. Totally. Yeah.

So they, I wonder how they feel. I mean, it's over for them, kind of, unless you're Howard Stern or somebody like that. They probably have a little, yeah, they probably got a little photo of you that's throwing dark saddest. Yeah, right, exactly. You are of an Amy Roebach and TJ Holmes. Well, you know, I don't know what took them so long.

They should have done it like that week. Well, they should have done it. They should have probably thought TV offers were coming in. Or they they were trying to get or they're negotiating the best offer for the podcast. But. They still get they can't possibly be giving out big offers anymore after like the Megan Markles of the world. No. There's no way.

No, that's that's why like they should. Well, first of all, the first episode, let me tell you what they should well first of all the first episode Let me tell you what they should do first episode is Do not just talk about Britney's book, okay? Or whatever the first episode should be we're gonna give you the scoop on how we started fucking That's how you get people to Yeah, okay, yeah, tell it I'm tuning in and I was married in this guy. I was married to this girl. Now, the first year, we flirted,

but nothing happened then for three years. Right. And it was that one trip and your leg touched mine. And then I mean, my list is obviously no, I want to hear juicy stuff. Because I've been talking about how I want Rachel from the Scannival to talk about, to write a book about the details of it.

But I'm saying, if you want to get people to subscribe to your thing and get you hooked, even if it's in flattering, you need to tell that story right on the first day, not six months in when I heart's about to counsel you. It's too late. You're welcome, don't call me not a Christian because I'm giving you big tips

Amy and teach me how to make this show work Yeah, I know welcome I heart the next episode of my podcast is gonna be how I met Chris Franjola when he was still working at the Sizzler. Yeah, and I was gonna make it all about that Did you meet him or having people by the throat and kitchens?, but wait, you didn't meet him like at the sizzler. You met him doing a show or a party or stand up thing? No, actually because my, we met. We met. Yeah, I met the, yeah, she was. You met the friend first.

Yeah. And we're roommates. Yeah, a couple of gals from Arkansas, trying to make it happen on Beachwood Drive. I'm sure, if I don't ask this question, then I'm not the journalist that I am, was there ever a moment in a drunken stupor? Nope. A brush along your nipple. No. Try to get a dream. No, it's weird. Iron eye? Yeah, just something. Nobody believe, the people always think we can't know each other that way. Yeah, you can. Look at us. Yeah.

We've known each other, but we've known you, I've known you a long time. Two people always asked that about you and I. But I had that one moment. Yeah, but that was a thing. But it was just on my side. Yeah. And you were always married. But I think because we were both single, people always assume at some point, but no, nothing.

Yeah, we used to party a lot together, but it was never, no. I remember from your book, Sarah has two. I mean, I love like Sarah has. Wish that it would be so. Not that I remember. Sarah has Sarah has to I mean I love like Sarah you wish that it would have been nothing Sarah has to very good books, but there's one story that I just spoke to me and it was just like a sweaty July 4th pool Bob and day drinking I at his his

Part that like ended with you in a like getting with some dude in a bikini like I don't even know you like two days ago. I don't know. I'm so funny at his 4th of July party and then got in an Uber or well taxi because there was an Uber's then went to Ralph's and bought flowers and brought them over to my ex-boyfriend's apartment while I was still

wearing my bikini and like try to make out to make out with that. Yeah, we didn't get back together. But wait, didn't you also hook with someone earlier in the day? I think, well, no, and then I put he didn't answer, you know, and I had to leave my flowers outside and then I texted someone else and whatever it is place. First of all, it was a, yeah, it's a sod for the July. It's a sod for the July.

The Santa Clara's had a good life. You know, she told me a story one time. She, she, she, she, she built it out till she met. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July.

The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July.

The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. The July. He went out to his car and opened his bowling bag with his bowling bowl in it. While he was waiting, there wasn't enough time. He had come from his league, bowling league, hook up a clone and he had condoms in his bowling.

At least I was being responsible. But wait a minute. God gave me that moment for him to get away. And you didn't think that was a sign from God that this is a pill up your pants. No, I thought it was God saying you've got a condom girl. Go for it. Yeah.

So, you know, she was, she knew how to pick them back then. He was a good bowl of though. I know the guy we're talking about. He's a good bowl. When I would take the boys bowl in a lot, because there's a time when that's like basically all you can do with your boys is like, go to amusement parks and bowl, like there's nothing else you can like bond over. And I was approached and I was so flattered because, you know, I'm not an athletic person,

but I got kind of good at the bowling. Really? Yeah, between all the years of going. And I was approached by some ladies. To be an elite? At the Corbin Bowl. Oh my God. I would love to see you in like a satin jacket being

in a bowl like. What are you free on Saturdays, like a tan or whatever? And I was like, for what? You know, I thought they're approaching me to say, oh, we're big, you know, fans of your comedy or whatever. I'm a, no, they were, they, and then they're like, we, you know. And you didn't do it. Oh, I think that would have been great.

I, listen, I'm not saying I'm not going to do it one day. There's still an opportunity. You know, yeah. There's one, I live by Corbin Bol. I just, this is Corbin Bol. Yeah, yeah, well, they have. This was the Corbin Bol. They have a Friday afternoon senior league there.

That's 50 and above. And I'm like, this sound, like they started like noon on a Friday bowling. That sounds, I'm so ready to join. That sounds fun. Why are you joining? I think you and I need to join the Quarer bowl. Like they did recently remodel it. I know, they paid the gift.

All cute, yeah. I'm there a lot, my daughter loves. Does she do the bowling too? I just hope that's not her future. She loves the bowling out. I went to Winnetka bowl. I told you I was going Yeah, how was your evening? It was so much fun and now I want to go there everywhere Because you said they have karaoke that carry okay, which I never do but then you know

It's one of those I don't do that and then you have a few to me What's long did you do my friend Jeremy and I say knuckleback? What song? How you remind me? Oh, that's a good song. Yeah. I hear a little of it. I sent a I sent a video of it to Sarah Tilly, our friend that you were just talking about. And she wrote me back and she said, honestly, I can't tell what song this is from your singing. Let me just hear a little of it go. This is how you remind me of what I really am. It's not too late to say sorry. And then the next story. That's a good one.

That's a good one when you're reading the lines. Yeah. That's why I never understood the Nickelback hate. I'm like, oh, I think there's good. There's some. I think another good one is that one that's like, in your head, in your head, I'm fun, I hate. What's that song?

That's the zombie. Yeah, that's the zombie. That's the That's the zombie, yeah. That's zombie. That's the cream bear, the cream bear. Zombie, zombie. Okay, that's the one I'm gonna, that's the mighty, the newest one that's on a work country. That's the Loris O'Rea,

I'm gonna work on that one. That's the way people hear us go. People hate it when we sing. Let's talk about Kim's nipples. I can't believe that no one has thought of this. I thought the same thing when I- So smart. So Kim Kardashian, billion dollar company, The Skims,

she created a bra that has the nipples on the outside of the bra. So the fact that in my day, one hard nipple, two hard nipples, it was a big no-no. That's why you had a padded bra so that your nips never showed. Right. Now, I believe it was Jennifer Anisei.

I was just about to say that's who brought it out. She was the first that started wearing like just thin bras right and had perfect align nipples in like a nice white and a t-shirt and I told her that on after lately. Really? You said you're the nipple, baby. I don't think I said nipples. I said, you, I go, you're the one that crew,

you're the one that made this t-shirt famous. I'm wearing this t-shirt for you. What a weirdo. And you don't want to have a lawsuit against you next week. You're gonna think she's gonna run the Heather McDonald. I did what are you talking about? And because I told everybody that she had the perfect nipples and done, but I didn't say that to her,

but it was just the way her boobs looked. Yeah, and she would she wouldn't go brawls But she'd go like that sheer thing, but it was not and on friends. They would yes The nips were out and then also big on nips was the mat about you lady. What's the mat about you Helen hunt? hunt Got a boob job between seasons. Yes. And then the one with Jack Nicholson, they had her running in the rain with her boobs because she had the good nips.

And then they also put her in a hail movie where it was hailing so hard that her nips were hard. Yeah, it's that's twister. Yeah, twister. They put her in twister. I'm going to, I'm going to call bullshit on this because the nip, the nip pioneer was Farah Fawcett on a poster. A hundred percent.

Nobody knew. She was in the pine. Everyone was like, why is this poster so great with Farah Fawcett? It's just a red baiting suit. It's not high cut. It's a normal, but it was two perfect nips. Two perfect nips. She was the nip way before Jennifer Aniston.

And as a man, there's something that the nipples that turn you on more than like traditional cleavage. You're asking me? I am. Yes. Are you not a man? Oh, no, I thought you were saying. I was just doing it over here.

Rod, as one of the best singers of our time. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a good look. It's a good look. But I remember that posters, after that Farah Falson one, there was like a Heather Thomas, Heather Locklear, all-knip posters,

not necessarily TV shows. Well, I remember like in showgirls, they were like, get your ice cubes out, you know, or whatever, get ready, and like, and put, you know, squeeze your nipples and everything. I read a grande when it's her for Halloween, when it's showgirls, when it's a little bit birthday.

Oh yeah, I saw that again. Did I get on them? Because that was a classic movie. Anyway, fucking genius, except that now everybody's going to know that those really aren't your nips and you're wearing the nipple. Well, I think it is your nipples though, right? No, it's not. Oh, no, the bride. I thought it was just like, you get left behind for your nips and you're wearing the nipple. What I think it is your nipples though, right? No, it's not. No, it's not.

Oh, no, the bride. I thought it was just like, you can't get left behind. I remember you had your nipples. Sex in the city in one of the episodes, Kim Kutrao had fake silicone nipples. OK. That she goes, look, look, see how I get attention. And she put them under her top.

And then she went through it. All these guys went, you know, and then she's like, mm, and then at a certain point, she like took them in the room and a drink or whatever, you know, she's like, mm, there's nothing in man likes, better than hard nipples, just watch girls. And they're like, oh, and then Miranda, who I never understood why she got any guys,

no offense, but whatever. She then put them on and then she got guys hitting on her too. So I don't know if Kim saw the poster, saw Jennifer Aniston from 15 years ago, or watched that sexist city got the idea, but well, honestly, can't believe no one thought of it before her. I have very nice nipples

and I walk around without a bra on all the time and nobody seems to give a shit. So I am a little pissed off, but I even put on a bra on a day thinking I didn't want anyone to go to cold in there. Well, we used to get the nipple covers, the sticky nipple covers that look like little daisies. And then mine ran out of the stickiness. And it's real.

And bearer's like, I want something without one fell through my dress. I was like, what's that. Is that a little bug? I was like, no, that's a flesh-cutting. So then I was like, you know what? I started to notice a couple of years ago that free nipples were okay. You didn't even have the stickies. So I have been out with hard nipples, but it's just weird when one is hard and one is hard.

I know. Well, it's just weak. That's when you just got a rub on one and get it up there. But I will say I can do worse than when falling out of your shirt. You ever gone when I hooked up and then forgot that you had one on. And then the guy took me and they're waiting for him to come back from his bowling bag. And you looked at. You got a nipple cover on it's not a good.

I can. I can top that about the nipple cover, but it's not a good one because I'm married since nipple cover to be invented. But because it's like a sticky, sometimes it's like one of my long brown hairs would be like wrapped in it. Like just, so it looks like a nipple hair,

but it's not. It was one long hair. Like got stuck on the adhesive, and then I was like, well, what am I supposed to do? I still need this nipple cover, because it's, you know, so the point is, you know what should be sad is the people that make those nipple covers.

Yeah. Because they're like, I guess this look is out, because everyone wants a hard nipple. But isn't, am I wrong in saying that, isn't skims just a ripoff of spanks? Yes, but then she's done a lot more with it. And it's all about this material that's like this really soft,

but like, what have you to notice Sarah, like in our day, along with having your nipples covered, it was you want an under a wire bra that will hold your tips, tips up. Now everybody's like, no, just wear this smooth material and the elastic underneath will hold your tips up and it's so much more comfortable. And she kind of started that.

And again, skin. Yeah, skin kind of started it with like, it's just this buttery soft material that sucks you in, but it's like this soft material that she elevated spank. Yeah, like I think she sort of like, and now she's got it with the guys. She's now there that official NBA. Yeah, and it was great. She did all these ads with hot NBA players guys, she's now there that official NBA. Yeah.

And it was great. She did all these ads with hot NBA players with her big dicks in her stuff. Yeah. Well, like, is it like fake dicks, like it is nipples? Or you can just walk around with the dicks. Not with these guys. Oh my god. What if that is the way that's the new thing?

That's going to be the new thing. You know how like, like the John Ains. Yeah, where you see a guy's dick in his jeans. Now they're gonna start making jeans that had the shape of the dick, going down the one side of the leg. Yeah, like when they used to catch John Hammond and his sweatpants,

it'll be like that, but it'll just be. Yeah. There's a guy, okay, I have another question for you. Okay, sure, go ahead. How do you know what side to put your dick on if it's going to show in the jeans? Well, I mean, does it like it does some people just lean to the right or lean to the left? Like I think so. People going to know that I always take a photo with my right leg out.

Yeah, that's because it's my better side. I've been I taught that I was taught that at about three or four years old. To be honest, I can't do the other way. I'll be 100% honest with you right now. I'm what they call a grower. You just let your go right down the middle. It's not floppin' all over the place. Don't only do it with huge dicks, you add to the side and then you can see it like in sweatpants, you can see it in a jeans.

Yeah. I had a buddy who was, yeah, guy. I'm guaranteed. Because'm a guaranteed big dick. And it would always be like, Jesus. I mean, a big dick hour, the jeans. That's just like a padded bra and that is coming next. I'm telling you guys, I don't think in the gay community

it's already gone. Yeah, and some guys, I guess you know, well, you put a sock in there or whatever. You pad your bra. But I bet they'll make underwear, not jeans. They'll make underwear she will, that will enhance your dick so people think they're seeing your real dick through jeans.

I mean, what we've learned, I think we talked about this on the last episode of Juicy Scoop from that show, where you see the dick, that one on Netflix currently, where you see the people's dicks. Oh, naked and attractive. Naked and attractive. That's the lawsuit that's's dicks. Oh, naked in the traction. Naked in traction. That's the lawsuit that's coming.

Yeah, she's gonna use this to her. Yeah, I'm gonna have to hire Robert and yours. You guys were on it. Defensive turning back. Because I asked her to watch it. And it was just the worst. But that's what I'm saying. Even I saw the one picture of the six dicks

or whatever in a row. And I'm like, well, no, everybody's flaccid dick. It's just kind of, I don't think anyone's gone, oh, that's a good one. I just thought, I thought they looked dry. What do you mean by dry? I just thought some of them just like needed like, all of them, the people needed like,

to an exfoliation moisturizer. Like they went too far with like, we're just gonna find average people. Like it was like, oh, we need to see more moisture. Yeah, just people just like, yeah, like go get, you know, don't go straight, don't just shave at home and then go up there and then they see the razor bumps and stuff like that. I that seeing the razor bumps and seeing that the different ways people, you know, take

care of themselves down there was just beyond shocking. Great. Great story ever. Great. Great story. I know I told the book. I have to tell it again while we're talking Monday. Heather's first bucket come out. You know, this is when people first on sending like they could send pictures on want, you know, unsolicited,

phone, Instagram or Twitter, whatever. And Heather was like, oh, look at this guys. Reading my book. You don't see his head you see So excited and anyone bought it. I was like oh my god, and it's a guy reading you know I figured just a girl and it literally was like and it took a minute like for the photo to come up Cuz it's so long ago like on the computer He was old he was old Jerkin off sitting like a bark around you jerk

Reading after the best review the books ever gone like you could jerk off. I mean that's a pretty good Review I got it. I got it. I got it. I mean, that's a pretty good review. I got to take it. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got. Like I've been watching it. Anyway, this one girl, this one woman, her daughter was having wedding and she goes after pickleball. They go have a date and he goes,

Sandra, I just, I wanted to tell you, I feel so badly that you missed your daughter's wedding so that you could be here and she's like, I did. And of course, the audience is like, wait a minute. You missed your daughter's wedding to be on the bachelor and she goes, so I thought we could call your daughter. So the girl just got married and she and her husband are like, it's okay mom, like we already found,

I found my person, you go find hers and he's like, isn't that great, but then he didn't give her a rose. Oh, oh. And he's like, I'm sorry. There is a guy on Reelser TikTok that doesn't impression of him. That is so funny how he's like, he's like, oh, I had to drive with no lights on it

with a window like a- Right. I know, they do kind of, they are, I mean, I think they're like encouraging, like, you got to be an old guy. Well, they're ramping it up. Because even we talked about this before, the opening shots, usually like the guy in the shower, you know? This time it was like him putting his hair in. Yeah, yeah.

I would love to know how this is doing because it's an older audience. I'm not seeing it pop like on social media because older people are not on social media. But it'd be interesting to see if like, oh my God, no, like the ratings have never been better because older people watch traditional TV and like I'm just kind of curious because they're not really seeing.

I wonder too because I haven't heard like numbers about it but I hear people talking about it just but yeah, and joke. Well, I love that they had the same issues where there was one woman who went and she had a really great first date when they almost got in the car accident and then they ended up in a diner or whatever.

And so she's always like telling everybody, like, oh, I had the best date. And then there was this other woman she got the boot but her name was Kathy or something and she was like, she was a little cranky. Yeah, she was like, nobody wants to hear that you're having a great connection. It's rude, and I'm telling you, nobody likes it.

And so then he was like, Kathy, it's very disturbing to hear that you haven't been nice to Teresa. And she's like, it's not that I wasn't nice. And so then anyway, she got the boot, but like it was the typical thing of like, I heard there's a problem in the house. And I don't like that you ladies aren't getting along. And it felt like without Kathy,

the rest of the ladies are totally, like I said, just getting along, probably gonna be lifelong friends, probably planning a trip to the Amalfi Coast of summer, like doing some fun shit. And they don't really care. They found the one person that they could poke a little, the Malfi Coast of summer like doing some fun shit and they don't really They found the one person that they could poke a little the producers found that one that they could poke to just like yeah Crotchety, yeah, cause and some issues. Yeah, she's kind of crotchety. How far along are they like?

This week tonight is the hometowns. Oh, so then they go and they meet the you know the kids the grandkids and everything. I'm gonna eat the family Here's my parents. They're 112. They go, they go, they go, I want you to be my parents and they open up and it's just a cemetery. It's not right. Right.

It seemed like it moved a little quicker. Like I think they maybe shortened up the episodes or something. And I'm like, how we already at the hometowns. And yeah, so then after that, it'll be three people in the, yeah. Yeah. Feel like everything needs to be shorter. Like it's good unless you shorten it up five, you know, five episodes, five, yeah, six episodes. Yeah. Zoe, Kravitz and Chan and Tane

are engaged. Who knew I didn't even know about that one. I didn't know that one. They were dating for two years. And he has an eight year old with that, or 10 year old with that Jenna. Yeah, Jenna. And she went as Rosemary from Rosemary's Baby, and he went as a baby. Oh.

It's kind of good, kind of like yours. Yeah. If someone just is like, that's good. Again, SAG movie. Yeah, I don't know. Everybody's kind of good. Kind of like yours. Yeah. Someone just is like that. That's good. Again, SAG movie. Yeah, I don't know. Everybody's just like everyone just had fucked that rule like us. What about have you talked about the fact that Tony Hawk's son married Francis

being Kurt Cobain's. I think that's so cute. Why are people so like up in arms? Why is that such a big deal? I don't think people are up in arms. I think it's just like oh, I who knew that they were both like a 90s icons, you know, Tony talk and Kurt Cobain. I do. I do want us to talk about before we go. So Vera Wang made the news.

She is the fashion designer famous for mostly bridal dresses and evening gowns. She's 74. she looks amazing. And it's like, what's your secret? It's like, oh, McDonald's and vodka. I don't know, just something to make you like a noise that you like is like still a size two. And it reminded me of a Chelsea lately story that involves Vera Wang.

And so this was, I'll start it and you could like finish it because I do even remember what happened. You're gonna have to remind me. Okay, okay, so I. I think they remember it. Okay, so I, it was a trick played on me. And Deb, who was one of the producers, came up to me and she goes, hey, no,

we, you and I and Brad, we're doing an after show about the Oscars for E, right. And I'm like, what am I gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? And I was like, I wish someone would just give me a dress or something. I like joked about it. And Deb came up to me during a fire drill

and said, I talked to Vera Wang, who had just been on the show, so it kind of made sense. And she's going to get you a dress you for the event. And I'm like, I have been waiting for a moment like this, but a whole life that I don't have to find a dress, I don't have to pay for a dress, I don't know where something that everyone else has, like this is amazing. So all of a sudden she comes and she goes,

Heather, Heather, Vera is on the phone. She's on the phone right now, come to my office. And I go, oh my God. So I come over and she goes, hi Vera, Heather's here now. And I'm like, oh hi, how are you? And unbeknownst to me, I'm talking to this person who sounds kind of like a New Yorkie,

but slightly English accent. I don't know. How do I don't know what she sounds like. And she's asking me like, you know, what is your spirit animal? And I'm like, I don't understand what you mean. I'm trying to dress you like what kind of spirit animal? She's like, what kind of spirit animal? Do you see yourself as it? I'm like, well, I mean, I have like a like I'm tall, so like maybe a giraffe, but I don't I don't want like a giraffe print. I was like, I just want like and then. No, are they filming while you're filming?

Yeah, we don't know this. They've hidden cameras in the thing. And what I don't know is that Sarah has been approached by the producers to play the role on the other line as Vera Wang. Yeah. I mean, I was pretty good too, because I got you. And so were you dying? Because I was, I thought you were going to notice me right away. I was like, there's no way she's not going to. We were all like sitting in corners often, like watching, we were like dying laughing when she was doing that. I remember. And I was just like, so get on. And you know, I said my size and everything. And I was just like, so it went on and I said my size and everything.

And I'm like, you know, I would love long, but I could do short and, you know, whatever you give me, Vera is just going to be whatever great. And then she goes, um, okay. So I'm just going to work. Let me just see. I'm going to give you a discount and I'm immediately thinking like, I thought this was free. And then she's like, so it's $13,842. And I'm gonna give you to my assistant to get your credit card information.

And then I don't remember what I said. I think I kinda said, oh my gosh, well then I'm so sorry, but I cannot afford it. I can't remember how it ended. I was just like, there's no way I'm gonna play along with this. There's not like forget it. And I was just like, and then it was just so, but in that moment, I was so sad, you know,

because I was like, Are you gonna cry? No, I was like, oh my God, I can't, this, of course I can't afford $13,000. And like now I've wasted this woman's time and like, how do I can't, of course I can't afford $13,000. Now I've wasted this woman's time and how do I explain that I'm a cheap picture, can't afford $13,000. And then you guys burst in and it's a joke,

but then it was still that like, oh fuck, I still don't have a dress. I still have a dress. I still have a dress. You're like, what am I gonna wear? Right. And then we, didn't we do that two years in a row? Like, what am I gonna wear, right? And then we did we do that two years in a row? Because I remember-

No, the other trick that you guys played on me was the Gamiatory Birch dress that I was very excited about. I just put that as pants or something. And then yeah, Gamiatory Birch dress, I couldn't leave it and I got it like tailored and it was like my first kind of designer dress for free because everything we wore in the the show we had to buy ourselves And you didn't want to wear the same thing twice and sometimes you were on like twice a month, you know to three times

But and so this was a cute Navy dress and then they're like and then Chelsea was like Heather, where'd you get that dress from and I'm like no Chelsea I didn't steal it for me because I thought she was insinuating like I like got it from her And she's like do you know where it was before you put it on? I go, it was being altered, you know? And then they're like, no. And then they played the video of Josh taking the dress going down through his underwear and pulling it out his asshole and Brad doing it too.

And they're both sitting next to me. Which one went first? I know people would think that was really, really gross, but I still was like, but I still get to keep this dress, right? Because it's been altered. Like I thought, am I gonna have to give this dress back, but I had to act overly disgusted,

but I honestly didn't really care. I was just so excited to get a free dress. Yeah, you went from Vera Wang to Josh's wing. Hello! I was just so excited to get a free dress, you know. Yeah, you went from Vera Wang to Josh's wing. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying that we did the Oscar thing. Remember we did that where we did like a post Oscar show on E. Yeah.

Yes. And I think you guys did it the first year. Yeah. You and Brad and Sarah. And then the next year it was me, you Brad and you. I think four of us. I don't know. I didn't pre-want to act or something.

And he took a viket and drank. And remember, he was just like, it was the whole thing was so imbarra. I think Jason Kennedy was with us. I remember the year that we and I did it. It was the worst year. It was the girl from the Devil or his Prada. What's her name? Oh, a hand-hat away. And half away. And what's the thing? James Pranko. And he was like the worst

received host to host ever. That's all they hold for that. They're sitting back there like get air hair makeup down and we're like, what are we even supposed to fucking say about this thing? It's like a disaster. He's coming out as Marilyn Monroe and like it was just so bad. Yeah, God, that was a long time ago. Yeah, it was. It was awful. Let me see if there's anything else I would say. This girl, I just thought this was so weird. This New York Post article, they go fitness influencer. Sophie Gideon comes out as a stutter. Yeah, I know. She was like, per... She's these incredible abs. And she was like, per, she's these incredible abs. And she's like, by the way, I have social anxiety and I'm this pronounced words, what

I do ads. I'm like, I droid the club, bitch. They're all the time. Let's see. Which is the thing I also want to talk about here. It really isn't. I want to tell everybody, where's your purse, Sarah? Oh, right here.

Okay. It happened to be having it in my chair with me You guys look at Sarah's adorable. This is just one of the many styles you can do the brand new style And this is the side that you can wear to every concert Taylor Swift stadiums football games hockey games whatever So cute clutch where do they get it clutch women calm at juicy scoopers

I always get 20% off with code juicy scoop. They are 4x5 by 6x5 They fit the all clear policy read it for yourself. That is great and Chris Where are you going to and oh wait? Where are your shows? Well, I'm booking for for after December now So just I'll plug those later. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Knights comedy club in Raleigh, Carolina, good nights November 15th Charlotte comedy zone

November 16th comedy vault in Batavia December 1st and 2nd. I'm going there in April. Are you coming to open it? Wait, the Wally of the Charlotte do you run a car and drive? I do, I run car and drive. Yeah. Cleveland, hilarities, how about that? Come back to Cleveland.

I would love that place. Cleveland, that's December 6th. Heal you in, December 7th. Oh, governors in love of town, December. And I always get to let me keep going. Sure. And you get family gets to go to that one, right? You don't like that we just we discourage that we discourage. We just we just yourself. Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We we always talk about that. You like we're done with family.

And we do it a long time now. The family's seen it. Well, and also recently, like it's going to my attention that somebody would share it. Like, she never brings up how we used to go to all her shows, you know, 20 years ago. And I'm like, again, like a Robert De Niro. Oh, I'm sorry, you know, sorry

that you had to go to the comedy store at a Friday night. You brought up the lady from Robinson's May Yes, you came. Yeah, so yeah, you didn't I didn't make people come. I'm theater. No one has to come over I'm theater wrote island almost sold out don't even bother don't even bother to my soul down don't even bother And then comedy at the Carlson to finish up my year in Rochester comedy at the Carlson's to finish it up my year in Rochester comedy at the Carlson in Rochester. I know what your last day, do you have a New Year's Eve plan? I have an offer for New Year's Eve,

and I don't know if I'm gonna take it. Oh, you can tell me about later. I'll tell you about it later. Do you have any offers New Year's Eve? Used to be such a fun night to do stand up, but I don't feel it's that way anymore. I still am traumatized because I was doing a bit and the audience was freaking out. And because I'm supposed to do the countdown, but I wanted to finish my big closer.

I was like, who cares? We'll do it after. And then the club got really mad at me for that. Oh, like I knew, like I knew my job was to be like, okay, guys, get out of things. And so yeah, it is up. Yeah, but I would I would do it. I would do it. Well, wait, I want to say that someone was telling me they had New Year's Eve.

A fortune has a New Year's Eve and she has like, it's an earlier show. Yeah, no, it's kind of perfect. It's kind of perfect. Like go do that. And then yeah, I did come a comedy club a couple two years ago And that's what we did. It was over right before People could hang out at the bar there if they wanted to to at midnight, but yes Maybe they learned from what if that was what if that because of that time it went around the comedy world of like how the

Rinton all fucked it up. That's why it's done. That's why it's over. Yeah, that's why it's over. Yeah. I believe that's happening with morning TV. Remember, you know, as a comedian, there's something they have to go do these morning local wedding shows. And I feel like so many comedians now are like,

they're doing like real, I mean, some guys are really funny, but they're saying horrible things on there. Like, to edgy me. Yeah, it does a comedian called Samarral. He does every when he goes on. He just says horrible things to get that to like that video. And he's always do like, yeah, TJ and a bird. Yeah, and I think now they're like, you know what, we're out. If we're just going to be the butt of the joke. Because it's live TV. And

then you have this like great clip. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's, that's okay. Anyway, friend Joel.fun has all my dates. Go to friendjola.fun. That's my website, friendjola.fun. And I have it, Heatherrickdoll.net, and Sarah. SarahColona.com. Are you done with live dates? Yeah, this weekend is my Bravo Condate, and then I have them, I think,

by agents working on stuff for the New Year. How? And now- But if someone wants to offer me something amazing for New Year's Eve, hit me How? But if someone asked to offer me something amazing for New Year's Eve, hit me. Yeah. I would tell everyone to go watch what can happen at live comedy

on my Instagram. I pinned the post at last weekend when I was into coma and the guy got kicked out because I said the word vibrator and he freaked out. It was, I watch that clip, like all of a sudden the guy just, like when he flips you off, I'm like, wow, that went out and came out of nowhere. Oh, because even the manager was confused.

The manager was like, did I miss something like, were you? And I was like, I was never fucking with this guy. I wasn't even, and then he just, because he just started shouting, because I was telling a story about how one of my girlfriends thought of TSA stole her vibrator. And the guy was like, oh, because she couldn't get a real man. And all of a sudden he made it about vibrators.

And then he stood up and was, I said, I made it, I said, anyway, you could see the clips on my Instagram. I just had a clip of a lady being like, please be aware to make sure that you're tazer and your vibrator are different colors. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, I love you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye.