Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Countess Luann on Dieting Secrets, Threesomes and Bravo

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

Real Housewives of New York star turned cabaret sensation is back on Juicy Scoop! Her new show “Marry, F**k, Kill” has us thinking of some celebrities and who we would choose for each. Princess Kate was filmed shopping. But does this sighting put the conspiracy theories to rest or heighten them? Many housewives use Ozempic. Luann weighs in and shares her dieting secrets to proper digestion and staying full and thin. I ask about who she is dating including Mary Kate Olsen’s ex husband and the guy from Southern Hospitality. I ask if she’d date a woman and her history with threesomes. Listen to the very juicy answers! Enjoy!!!  Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/JUICY! #honeylovepod Frizz-free up your schedule with OUAI. Go to https://theouai.com and enter promo code JUICY for 15% off any product. Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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the one, the only, Countess Luanne, here for your big show Friday night at the Will-Turn. Welcome, welcome. Yes, yes. There I have it. I know. Mary, fuck you. How much do you love that poster?

And I posted saying I'll be there. So I'm pretty excited. Thank you. Great. We're going to have a big Friday night. Oh, yeah. I'll be having my Uber driver who I birthed. My son will be dropping me off at dinner before and then will be dropping us off at the big

show. So we're ready to do it. Yeah. Awesome. It's going to be great. So, you know, Mary F. Kill, it's a game that girls play all the time. I didn't even know what Mary F. Kill was until I started doing Cabaret. And you know, I do Q&A with the audience and every single show I would get asked Mary F. Kill. So, and you know what happened is I thought the name was Mary F. Kill, but it's actually F. Mary Kill.

Oh! So I named it wrongly, but guess what? It works for me because lyrically, because I have a new song, Mary F. Kill, that's dropping this Friday. I thought it was always that too, maybe because of you. Right? Exactly. But it's F. Mary Kill. It can go either way, but now I have the.com, so that's good.

Oh good! Look at you! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So really, you know, but now I have the dot com, so that's good. Oh good, look at you. Oh yeah, oh yeah. So really, you know, the inspiration comes from the fans. And then, you know, I get every show, I'm like, well duh, that should be my next tour. Because it's all about the ones we've married, the ones we want to eff, and the ones we want to get rid of. We're not killing anybody. And you know, and so the show is really built around the music I love, right?

It's a love story with the music. And then I go, OK, well, if I'm going to sing this song, like, what's the story that backs into it? Because that's what cabaret is all about. It's really a personal story of the of the entertainer. Right. So people don't understand really cabaret. But so my show is it's really pop culture meets comedy meets Cabaret meets fashion and how many first of all your body's banging. No, you're gorgeous I was just saying your hair is longer and

What's so interesting because first I have gorgeous hair. You don't have hair extensions This is your natural hair and you've let it grow longer in a little bit. And do you ever kind of look back at all the years of you in your 40s with your shorter, more conservative hairdo and kind of go, I mean, granted you look gorgeous then, but weren't you, do you look back now and go why? Yes, exactly. I'm like, why did I have short hair when- Like such a hair know, like because I exactly cuz

Because listen I have like a big face and yeah big head, right? So when you have a big face, you need longer hair because it just makes it look better hair Yeah, so yeah, I you know, I like that period of having short hair, but I look back and go I should have grown out a long time ago. Yeah. Because I think I look better with longer hair. I remember being with my mother at her hairdressers and she, you know, had this fabulous gay hairdresser, except that he said this, and I remember being like 10 and hearing this, and he said, no, now this was a long time ago. This was a bend like the 80s. Right.

No woman over 40 should have hair past her shoulders. Right. And I'm like, who started that rule and why? Right. the 80s, no woman over 40 should have hair past her shoulders. And I'm like, who started that rule and why? But I think a lot of women heard that or thought it or was like, well, I'm a mom now. There was even a period in my early mid-30s when my kids were little that I was dressing way more conservative. Yet I was only in my 30s.

But there was something that was like, it's mom mode. Yeah. Soccer mom, you know, kind of, yeah, you know, yeah. And then you always saw those kinds of, let's call them the little skanky ladies that would show up, you know, with like, you know, their boobs hanging out and their shirt, their skirts were too short. And, you know, you know what I mean? So I think it's mom mode, you know? And now I gotta say, my 50s, I'm living my best life. You really are. I do what I want, I don't have to answer to anybody.

The kids are grown and they're good. I have the career I've always wanted, you know, which is, you know, listen, I have Ultimate Girls Trip that's streaming on Peacock, I have Crappy Lake, and I've got some other projects coming up, which I can't talk about yet, listen, I have Ultimate Girls trip that's streaming on Peacock. I have Crappy Lake. And I've got some other projects coming up, which I can't talk about yet. And then, you know, Cabaret, which is really my love affair. You know, I love the Cabaret. I love performing.

You've seen my show before. I've come a bunch. Yeah, exactly. So this is totally different. And, you know, some people think they've seen Countess Cabaret. This is Mary F. Kille. This is all about, you know, dating apps, love stories gone wrong, you know, and love stories gone right.

Well, I think the being now this is we is this like your seventh year of doing this? How many years have you done it since 2018? And I mean, I know at least with myself performing, you always want to get new people. Yeah. But how many times have you had someone come to a meet and greet that's like, Luanne, this is my fifth time seeing you. And it's because it is always fun and it is always different. And it's a great vibe.

And when people love you, you can go back to those cities over and over again because you delivered. So I think that's a great testament to you. You know, a lot of a lot of reality stars and people are now, you know, doing a version of a live show, whether it's a Q&A or a talk. Yeah, but it's more of a Q&A moderated kind of experience. This is so much more than that. I mean, I work really hard at Cabaret. I put on a great show. My director is Richard J. Alexander, who works, you know, he's worked with Bette Midler and Kristin Chenoweth and Barbara Streisand, you know. So I get to work with people like that.

Although, you know, as a director, he's amazing, but I pick all the music and I write the show myself. So speaking of that, have you had an opportunity to watch Erika Jayne's two-part documentary on Bravo called Bette on Blonde? I have not. You really should. I should, yes. It's very good. Oh, good. It's Bravo called That I'm Blonde. I have not. You really should.

I should, yes. It's very good. Oh good. It's very good. I'm happy for her. And I think you should pitch yourself to do the same. I am, well, there's been talk about following the cabaret area.

Okay, because I really, I was kind of like, oh, you know, I'm always curious, you know, and I know a lot of documentaries show, everyone seemed to have had one, including J.Lo. But knowing the person and seeing what it is and going through, Erika's was really interesting because she was very raw about her situation. But it would be really fun to see yours. And showing a side that's not curated by housewives.

Like if you're frustrated, like, see the frustration. See the thing that doesn't work. Right. See the Giovanni showroom. Yeah, yeah. That's just Dane itself. I mean... You know, I think that there's a lot of behind-the-scenes that people would love to see, absolutely. And, you know, a lot of work goes into it.

And, you know, I have a team of people. I have tour managers and, you know, a lot of work goes into it. And, you know, I have a team of people, I have tour managers and, you know, musical directors and, you know, and with this new song, you know, I Bruce Roberts, who, you know, writes for, you know, he's written for the biggest singers in the world, you know, so, you know, I've a very interesting team of people around me. And, you know, that's what makes it work, right? Yeah, that could be really fun, too. Yeah, lighting and all all that stuff so I do have a couple random Mary F kills that I put together I love it let's let's play let's play okay Jay-Z okay think about each Travis Kelsey Taylor's football player or Blake Shelton Gwen Stefani is now husband country singer

Mary F. Kell. Mary F. Kell let's see I am going to F Travis Case Kelsey okay good good big and burly and looks like he'd be a good you know man manhandling. He can pick you up. Yeah, pick me up and throw me down. I love that stuff. Okay. Jay-Z, I'm going to marry him. Jay-Z, I'm marrying for sure because, you know, he's, I'm sure he's a hit maker. Yeah, he's a hit maker and he's got a lot of money. Let's do that.

And, you know, I'm going to have to kill Blake because he's the only one left. I totally agree with that exact scenario. Also, Travis doesn't mind going to your show a few times over and over. So you can get more than one bang out of him. Exactly. Exactly. I love those choices. Those are good. Okay.

Here's one more or two. I have two more. Kanye West. Okay. Mauricio, Kyle's soon to be ex or maybe just a strange husband. Or Pique, Duret's husband. Well, what was the second one? Who was the second one? Kanye, Mauricio or Pique? I'm going to marry Pique because he looks like a lovely man who just has loads of money and seems

very nice right right and I like his accent you could do like his accent and you could ask for another scenario like he did with the read with doing the pretty woman you would like another scenario where you could act out something else I mean we have to think of another movie like that where he acted out the whole thing, presented you with a meal, you get to wear the outfit. That would be fun. You get into that kind of role play that involves jewelry. Yes, I love that role play.

Jewels, we love that. I'm going to have to kill Kanye. Yes, I think I'm okay with that one. And I'm effing. Mauricio. Mauricio. Excellent choices. Okay, are those your choices too?

Yeah, I totally agree. You and I are on the same page. Yes, totally agree. We're on the same page. Also, I think Mauricio after a few bones, I would be done with him because I cannot believe he's doing some really embarrassing TikToks right now. Is he? Some real cringing TikToks. Oh, fill me in. What do you mean? He's in Aspen and he was doing the trending song of Beyoncé

and he's dancing around doing the... Now he was on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, that's true. He could be fun for a minute, but he might get a little competitive with you. You might want to pop up on stage. So I think you're right to just bone and then exactly exactly. Okay. Okay. Here is our gay friends. Okay. We have Andy Cohen. Ricky Martin. Okay. Or Anderson Cooper. I'm going to F Ricky Martin. Right. I agree. I'm going to marry Anderson. Okay. Now I have to kill Andy. I can't kill Andy. Oh my god. I just want to say Anderson Cooper though has a lot, I think he has a lot of like old money. But yeah, I like that he has a lot of old money. He's more of a socialite. But are you ready to be a mommy all over again? No, that's why I'm going to marry Anderson. Yeah. I'm going to have to kill Andy because I'm sorry. And yeah, but Anderson's got kids too.

Oh yeah. You're right. He's got two. So does Ricky. Well, he has like three little kids. Yeah, but I'm just effing him. I have nothing to do with the kids. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. You're right. Okay. Hopefully the kids won't be there. Turns out the gay guys were the hardest to choose from. Right. Right. Um, okay.

I want to get into a couple things. Oh, Jill just posted this. Speaking of killing Andy. Yeah. Jill just posted this. She did? Yes, coincidentally. Oh, that's random.

And I was talking to her, and it's one of your original photos, which I don't think any of you guys had professional makeup. No. You had the short hair. You had kind of a conservative dress on. Totally. Look how long it is. Not showing off your great legs. I know. You had the short hair, you had a kind of a conservative dress on. Totally. Look how long it is. Not showing off your great legs. Right. But Jill's like, you know, back then not everyone had iPhones.

Right. And I remember this too, like I guest starred on so many shows. Yeah. And it never occurred to me to bring a camera and go, hey before I leave, can I get a photo? It never occurred to me. Yeah, I know. We never did that. So she's like, I'm the only one that had a camera. Right. So she has a lot of these. She's got a lot of these old photos. I have to hit her up for some of those.

Ramona looks amazing there. Yeah. Bethany looks totally different. Right. She still has her jaw the way it used to be. Yeah. She still has her old face. Yeah.

Yeah. You look better now. I think so. Jill looks basically the same. She does. She totally does. Alex McCord. She looks really cute there. Yeah, and I was so excited to see that, you know, show, but we don't know that we ever

will. She makes her return to the other girls, ultimate girls, Trev. To the clunker. Yeah, so we'll, we don't know. But, yes, so there was some talk of combining possibly rumored talk. Would we take some of the OGs, you being one of them, and some of the favorites from the new cast,

and maybe make that the second season of Real Housewives of New York. But that does not appear to be happening. They said they're filming with all the girls. Yeah, no, I think it's just a rumor. I think it's wishful thinking on the part of the fans. You know what I mean? But I do think that there should be,

the OGs of New York need to go everywhere. I mean, I was saying to you earlier, we need to go on below deck. I mean, that's a no brainer for me. Right. Or an oil tanker. Did you see my thing, my spoof, with Dorinda? Okay, you guys, this was really, really funny. And I think that I think I'm going to work on something and then give you some other

pranks to do on them. Okay. Oh, let's do that. This was a trend, a TikTok trend, which thank God they were not made aware of. But I think I can think of some fresh ones. So it was so funny. So there's a trend where people are like calling their dad or whatever saying, I finally got a job, dad. I'm going to be working on an oil taker.

They're going to teach me how to go underwater and like fix it. And then dad is like, what? So you are so convincing. Tell them how you did it. Well, you know, I cold called Dorinda because I know Dorinda would pick up the phone. I mean, so, and of course she picks up. And I said, you know, I have this thing,

I'm not sure if I should do it. You know, I need your advice. It starts with the, I need your advice. You know, ExxonMobil, you know, I need your advice. It starts with the I need your advice. You know, ExxonMobil, you know, reached out and they would like to have have me go on their oil tanker and in Texas and and Dorinda's like, really? And that's a new one. And I'm like, well, yeah, and they're looking it pays a lot of money. So the first hook is it pays a lot of money. So the first hook is it pays a lot of money. And everyone's like, how long, for how much money do I have to do this? Exactly, exactly. And then she's like, and I said, yeah, it pays a lot of money and it's in Texas.

And she goes, is it safe? I'm like, well, remember what happened to the last one. And then I have to bleep her out because she's like, well, we're going to all these men Are you sure it's gonna be okay? I mean we get pillaged, you know You know and and and I bleep that out because I didn't want her to get in trouble with exxon-mobile Anyways, so um, and then you know, and then she says, you know, I'll go Because the point of that whole thing is that people are like, no, I wouldn't go on an oil rig. But every single housewife, and that's what I love about housewives, they're like, sure, I'll go.

Oh, are we going to do it together? We will go together. I mean, this is a far cry from three women at the Huygen Sun. That's right. All in outfits answering some questions. But you also did it to Kelly. I did it to Kelly too. Kelly Bensimon. Kelly Bensimon. So questions like but you went you also did it to Kelly. I did it to Kelly to

Kelly been Simone and you know, it's like sure if I get to go with you and we were on the oil tanker We're together. I mean it pays a lot of money. I mean, let's go Yeah, and I just love that cuz housewives are down to do really just about anything and I love that attitude because it's like why not? Let's go together. We'll go together And I've never been on an oil tanker. So let's go. So then wait. In the clips, when did you tell them that it wasn't real? Because I don't think we saw that part in the video. No.

So Dorinda, which is perfect timing, she goes, oh, oh, oh, I've got to call. I've got to take this. I think her daughter called. And I was like, I'll call you back. And I hang up, and I'm dying because she's already accepted to go on this oil tanker. And then I call her back. And she's like, oh, it's not real.

She was disappointed, you know, and Kelly, Kelly, same thing. I called her and I said, you know, that was just a, she goes, oh, okay. She, anyway, she, they all accepted to go, which was the hysterical part, which is like they're ready to do anything. Yeah. I think that is very, very funny. It was very clever. Support for today's Juicy Scoop comes from Honey Love. Whether you are a bride, a wedding guest, or simply seeking everyday smoothing, Honey Love is the go-to for all

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That's thewei, T-H-E-O-U-A-I dot com, promo code JUICY. Speaking of other shows, like would you ever consider going on Traders? Did you watch any of Traders? I did, I did. And I think the Housewives are really key for that show. They really are. Because Housewives are just quick on their feet.

You know what I mean? They're very conniving. So it's kind of the perfect show for Housewives, I think. And I think they do well with Housewives. Maybe next season. Let's see. Yeah. I would love to do it, actually. And then what about other, like, Big Brother, but internationally? Would you do something like that? Is that a survival thing?

No. The only thing that I... I don't like competition shows too much. The reason why I think Traders is the perfect show because the physical competitions are not hard and you're kind of doing it together. Right. So you can kind of be... And it's all for a good cause, right? Isn't it a charitable part? No, it's for you to raise more money for the winner and you hoping to be the winner. Right, got you. But the activities, they're not like that tremendous. They're not grueling, yeah. And, but, and also it's like, I feel like it's in a shorter

period of time. The big brothers, which has always kind of made me nervous that they, I was asked to ask is you're like in a place for like 30 days, no phone, no off time. Yeah, no, that's not, that's

not for me. And I feel like that would be hard. And that's why I think the traders is a pretty attractive thing to do. Yeah, no, I think it's fun. You know, I did think the Traders is a pretty attractive thing to do. I think they can get really good stars. You know, I did the Masked Singer.

That was fun. Well, let's talk about the Masked Singer. Yeah, that was hard. Because when I, so when I hung out with you at your friend's fabulous house overlooking all of LA. Yes, oh yeah, pan. You were there to do the Masked Singer and I had to be secretive.

Exactly. Couldn't say. Tell us about that. I haven't really heard your whole, like they call you up, they ask you to do it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, of course I was, you know, I was, you know, it's a big show and, you know, I was honored that they asked me

and then, you know, but let me tell you, it's not easy to sing with a mask on, you know, to carry this big costume. You can't really see, you know, but let me tell you, it's not easy to sing with a mask on, you know, to carry this big costume. You can't really see, you know, down, you can't see to the right or left. Yeah, peripherally. You can only see, you know, forward. I almost tripped and, you know, killed one of the dancers. But anyway, you know, it was a lot of fun.

Do you have a choice? Do you have a choice in what kind of weird costume you get to choose from? Well, we talked about it, you know, and it came as, you know, basically they said you could be this, that, and the other thing I can't remember, you could be a flower. And I was like, I like the idea of being a flower. And hibiscus came up kind of because, I don't know, and they asked me, what does a flower mean to you? I said, well, that's how my mother described purity, basically. She said, you know, you're a beautiful flower that one day will bloom and that was my story my mother told me

so I kind of put you know I don't know I could put that out there and it turned into hibiscus don't ask me but that costume was amazing it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and they sent out seamstresses from Los Angeles to New York to measure every single part of my body. Like body parts didn't even know that like you needed to measure. Mattered. Or mattered, you know. And so so professionally done.

I mean, you wear a mask around the set because, and you're like Darth Vader. You're covered from head to toe in black clothing. You wear a Darth Vader kind of mask. So nobody knows. Nobody knows who's anybody. You know, so it's all very secretive. And, you know, and little did I know that, you know, there was there were so many people that I knew that were on the show, you know, competing. I had no idea. I think one of the Vanderpump, what's his name? The big scandal

guy. Oh, yeah, Tom Sandoval. Yeah, he was on that season too. So you have no idea, right, who's under the mask like as you're filming this show. And you know, it's a challenge. It's a challenge to be able to sing well, you know, under a mask and kind of navigate the stage. I did, it's raining man. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I was manifesting basically.

Yeah. I'm manifesting love for myself. So when they gave me some song choices, I'm like, I'm doing It's Raining. And that was a challenge for me vocally because, but you'll see in my new show, Mary F. Kille, that my range is really has grown and I'm doing some, you know, I'm covering flowers in the show, which is great. Miley. Yeah, I'm doing Miley and she, they actually reached out and said, you know, we'd love for you to come and surprise Miley

We're not sure she's gonna win the Grammy But would you come out and I was like and you know, I couldn't because I was in rehearsals in New York But I should have gotten on that plane because she won So that must have been some party I tell you that I missed but you know now we're in contact So hopefully she'll come to see me at the Wiltern on Friday. She might pop in. Oh my gosh, there's, it's, we are studded and I'm not just talking about myself.

Um, what so- And I'm so happy for her. She won the Grammy. I love Miley Cyrus. I'm a huge fan cause you know what? She's abroad. She's abroad like you and me. You know what I mean?

And she, I love her voice. I love all her songs. Exactly. like you and me, you know what I mean? She's our kind of girl. I love her voice, I love all her songs. Exactly. What were the clues that you gave? I didn't get-

Or what were the clues they said? You know, I thought they gave too many, because Jenny McCarthy and I know each other. Yeah. You know, our kids went to school together in New York, so I know Jenny well, yeah. So, you know, the kind of nursing thing with the hospital sign, and then there was the Statue

of Liberty and she knows my figure, right? So I'm like, you know, tall and, you know, Yeah, but you can't see it in the weird flower outfit. No, but still, you know, I'm tall and, you know, and the nurse thing was a giveaway for her, you know, the Statue of Liberty because, you know, the Dull De La Sete's family gave the Statue of Liberty to America for the French. Some of your listeners might not know. Oh. Did you know that?

Yeah, Ferdinand de la Sete's. I mean, no, I knew that it was a gift, but I did not know that was your family. It was the De la Sete's gave it to America. Oh, my God. He was the one that presented it to America. Because he was so important in France, because he literally was responsible

for the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal. Oh, wow. He was the engineer behind all of it. So anyway, yeah, so I felt she had too many clues that would make her, no, it was me. And then my voice is pretty particular. I mean, even with reigning men, my family was like, I knew it was you. Because they know my voice. But then when you answer questions, it has to be that way and then I'm like, yeah. Exactly was you. Because they know my voice. But then when you answer questions,

it has to be that way. And I'm like, yeah. Exactly. It's like the Mickey Mouse thing. Yeah, because I think if we heard you're talking. Yeah, for sure. That's fun. That was a fun one.

That was really fun. That was a great experience. I didn't make it all the way to the end. But listen, they had amazing singers on the show. I forgot who won. Who won the Masked Singer that season? I don't know. I didn't totally watch it.

OK, but let's talk about, since you are an international person who is a countess and everything, we talked about this briefly. You're like, I don't really know what's going on. Let me just, because I've talked about it here, so I want to do an update on Kate Middleton. Right. So these-

Update me. What's the latest? So a conspiracy started a few weeks ago on the internet where people are like, where is Kate Middleton? We haven't seen her in a couple months. Things were, she was supposed to have this scheduled surgery, but then there was like, you know, ambulance is coming, and then something was canceled.

And people were sort of laughing about it. Like, oh, you know, that's, maybe she's recovering from a BBL or a facelift and like, you know, funny things like that. Then she did this Photoshop. She put out a photo from her camp of her with the kids. And it was a really, really bad Photoshop. Right. Yeah, that I know. And then, you know, people started to wonder, well,

is this somebody at the palace who wants to kind of screw them by saying, like, there's something more going on that we did a really bad Photoshop. Then she comes out and is like, oh, I'm just a mom who wasn't good at Photoshop, which nobody believed that either. Right.

So more and more, like, what's going on? She doesn't put out her own social media stuff? Come on. And she's fussing around with her Mac and a mouse So then other rumors were you know was he having an affair with their mutual friend this woman Rose Was did she finally like getting ready to divorce him? What is going on? I was like, you know what, maybe after she got this routine surgery, she just enjoyed the time off and was finally allowed to watch the crown and was like, I want to fucking see what happened on the crown with nobody around. I don't know. But then

just on Monday, just on Monday, the son comes out with these videos of her, of she and William walking around a farmer's market and only one video was taken from way far away, like what is this 1975 with the cameras, not one person there said oh my god did a TikTok oh my god I just saw Kate and William, oh my I here's my video, not one person saw it. And then TMZ's like, it's true, it's her. And the Sun is like, it's her. And people are like, oh, I think the firm is paying them to convince us that it's really her.

People think it's a lookalike. But then this woman who is the most popular lookalike who gets paid to make appearances She came forward and said I have receipts to show that I have an alibi I did this was not me walking by this is not However, there could be others more like Lisa Vanderpump This this doesn't this looks like Kate, maybe she had a lower facelift or something. Yeah, it looks like she just doesn't have any makeup on and she's just casual.

But if she was recovering from any kind of surgery, she's carrying a bag, she's walking, great. And then people don't think that, maybe they think that both of them are not him, there's a different height. It's all of this. And, and then other people are like, leave the woman alone. She's probably enjoying her time off. Right. From recuperating from whatever it is. I don't know that we're going to really know, but I just think if you were she, okay. And you, but you were not incapacitated. You just were watching the crown.

You were a little annoyed. You liked your time off. Maybe you got some surgery done that taking longer to recover. Maybe it was elective. What would you do? Would you just go to a farmer's market and let the more talk happen?

Or would you do like a video and be like, I'm fine guys? Exactly, I would do a video. Yeah. We would. Yeah. We would say, look, I took a little time off, but I'm fine, everything's good and et cetera. And just squash people's gossip about it.

You know what I mean? I mean, for anything, if I was perfectly fine, I would wanna do it just for the sake of my kids. Right. That I'd be like, we're fine. Stop all the speculation. We're fine. I would want to do it just for the sake of my kids. Right. And to be like, we're fine. Stop all the speculation. We're fine. I'm, you know, I gotta be fine.

I'm just taking more time off. But, you know, thank you for your concern. I don't understand why they just don't do that. Or even a photo. That's why I don't think this is true. Right. I don't believe this was them. Right.

Right. So even a photo, you know. Yeah. A real photo that can't be... That doesn't look like it's been touched, you know? Yeah. Because people, you know... I mean, you think this is IG? I think it's IG. I think maybe they found another lookalike.

I mean, people can so easily look like each other. I mean, especially with plastic surgery. So many times I'm like, is this Khloe Kardashian or is this Larsa Pippen or is this da da da? You know, when people getting stuff done and then you find like a younger version. It's funny because she does look a bit like Kim Kardashian. Yeah, like Larsa. Larsa, yeah.

Yeah, Larsa doesn't look anything from Miami, anything like she did when the show first started. Right, right, right. She had a beautiful, unique nose. I think she is Lebanese. And then she got a nose job. And I think that's what really changed her look. Then she got all the fillers and the, and the butt and the curviness. And even like her voice changed.

If you watch like the first episode, it's kind of crazy. Really? Oh my God. I don't follow Miami that closely. Although I do love Mary Soul and Alexia. Yeah, but I think you can, you know, Miami is good. That's one that's come back and really been pretty entertaining. I know and I love that for them, you know, because they were gone for years. Like six years. Yeah, for a long time. I was with the Miami girls when they

just found out they were doing the show again. Which who were you with? I was with the Miami girls when they just found out they were doing the show again. Who were you with? I was with Mary Soul and Alexia. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And Alexia's like, you know, I don't know, you know, with her accent. Yeah. I don't know if you're going to be on full time with Mary Soul. Mary Soul's like, well, I don't know either.

You know, why not? And I think, you know, Mary Soul just loves being a friend because the pressure is off of storyline for her. Right. She just shows up when she feels like it. She's got that lovely new husband. Yeah. Who is divine and she's happy, you know. She's funny. She's funny.

Yeah. I love Mary Suell. She's a riot. And you... Do you ever hang with her? Yeah, I've met her a couple of times. I want to say at some of the parties, they're like Jill Zarin's friendly with her. Yeah, exactly. And I think Patty's friends with her. Did you go to Jill's party before that? No. Oh, the 60th birthday?

For her birthday, yes, you were. No, because my son had, you would die, this was the funnest day of my life. He's a senior in high school, so they have, and he goes to an all-boy Catholic high school. So it was the mother-son fashion show. Oh, fun. So all the boys wore tuxes, and we like like, I invited my friends, we had a table.

And there was just no way I was gonna miss that. But I did miss a good one. Did you go? No, I didn't go. We missed a good one. I would have loved to be there. Yeah, yeah. But you know, I'm gonna be in Palm Beach

doing shows on April 5th and 6th. Okay, cool. Yeah. Cool, and I'm gonna be in April, I'll be in Modesto. Okay, cool. Yeah. Cool. And I'm going to be in April, I'll be in Modesto and Sacramento as well as San Francisco. San Francisco I think is sold out. No, it's sold out. But Sacramento and Modesto.

Yeah, I was checking that out. Yeah, I've never been to those two venues. It's going to be great. I'm looking forward to it. There's going to be lots of Luann fans. So okay, now let's get into your love life. Cheese. Okay, now let's get into your love life. Oh, geez. Luanne, did you not date Oliver, who is Mary Kate Olsen's... Olivier.

Olivier. Oh, thank you. Olivier. How do you say his sarkozy? He's sarkozy. He is Mary Kate Olsen's, of the Olsen twins, ex-husband. Right, but he's also the brother of the ex-president of France. Oh, have you known him for a long time?

Yes, I've known him for a long time. We're friends. So it was just friends. Yeah, we went to have lunch, you know. You know, we'll see. Like I said, I'm dating. I just noticed you have a tattoo. I do.

When did you get that? When we went to, where did the witches are from? Salem. Salem. I was in Salem. We were filming Housewives. And remember, Leah got a tattoo. Oh, yeah. And he got a tattoo. I didn't get one till the next day because I couldn't figure out what I wanted. And then guess what? I opened up an app. I have this like astrology app and it was the day of the lotus. And I was like, that is it. Cause you know, I love yoga. I love, I'm very spiritual.

And so yeah, I just love it. Isn't it beautiful? Is that your first and only? First and only. You know what? I was told my whole life that I could not have a tattoo. Right. And now I'm living the best life in my fifties.

And I said, you know what? I'm gonna get an ethan tattoo if I want to, and I did. And I love it. And do you feel like you wanna have more in it, Al? No. What do you think about- One and done. What do you think about how Kyle of Beverly Hills, once she kinda had her, I like to say,

I don't wanna say midlife crisis, I say awakening, sobriety, workout, best friends with a country singer, maybe more than best friends, Morgan Wade. Separation from Mauricio of 28 years. She is enjoying getting the little tattoos, which is very popular among younger people. Like the tattoo style has changed. Like 10 years ago, it would be like the really

intricate artwork all over an arm. Now it's the little things. And so she's gotten a bunch of those. Right. Right. Well, you know, why not? Yeah. It's her body. Yeah, exactly. That's what she said. Yeah, it's her body. She can, you know, do whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned. Listen, you know, I think there's sleeve tattoos and then there's, you know, little, you know, do whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned. Listen, you know, um, I think there's a sleeve tattoos and then there's, you know, little, you know, let's call them, um, keepsakes. Yeah. Right. Yeah. This is like a keepsake. And you know, it's so funny because my daughter goes, it's a cool place to put it just on the inside of her wrist. Yeah. Because it's for me. Yeah. It's for me. It's not for other people, you know. So, and my daughter goes, mom, one, two, three, four, five,

six, seven. A lotus has seven points. Yeah. And that's my lucky number. Now, I didn't realize that when I got the tattoo. Oh, so it turned out to have more meaning than you thought. That's cool. I really like that.

Last night on the Valley, which is a spinoff of Vanderpump rules, they have a pool party. It's about a bunch of the people from Vanderpump and a few new people with their kids. And they used to have tarot card readers or whatever. They had a tattoo person. And anyone could wait in line and get their free tattoo. Right.

That's kind of a cool gift. Kind of cool, but I mean, I'm still like, OK, it's still on you forever. You might want to. I still I'm still like, okay it's still on you forever. Right. You might want to. I still have this. Remember Jill's Air... were you at Jill's Air Party in the summer? Where they were putting these gold bracelets on? I got this a few months ago and it's the permanent jewelry and you don't really ever take it off because there's no clasp. No, you don't take it off. And I love it. I love it too. I think it's great. Yeah. It's a great... so speaking of gifts, you know, when you go to a party, I

don't know what that company was called, but I love them. Yeah, I think it's great. Yeah. It's a great. So speaking of gifts, you know, when you go to a party, I don't know what that company was called, but I love them. Yeah, I think that's a great gift because you're right. You don't take it off and then you constantly remember where you got it. Exactly. You have a beautiful ring on this finger and I was going to ask you about this. And then you, I saw it. I was going to say, what do you do as a woman who was married twice? What do you do with your old engagement rings, your wedding rings?

So this one I have on now is like, I don't know, it's I guess five carats or so. And it was my first wedding ring to marry to the count and I made it into a pinky ring. Why should it sit in the safe? So for all those years since you've been divorced, it was just in a safe? Well for a number of years until I finally decided I'm gonna wear it make it you know design and make it a pinky ring and the second marriage from Tom I sold okay I didn't want to keep it. Alright good. I didn't want to have it in my face. Now but so now that was a yellow canary that one was like eight carrots that one and

this ring you would never consider. Would you ever consider giving that to your son or anything or your daughter? Yeah. But only when you know, because it's a pinky ring. This is not, you know, like you're not going to get my son could give it as an engagement ring, you know, but I have to be dead by then. You know, that's what yeah, that's what I'm saying. And also I think like I'm keeping it. He can get his own ring but I have to be dead by then, you know. That's what, yeah, that's what I'm saying. And also I think like, I'm keeping it. He can get his own ring. I said to my boys, because they can be, you know, a little fiscally responsible, aka could be a little cheap. And I just want, I said to them, I go, listen,

if you, either of you find a girl and then you see how much diamonds are, and it's going to keep you from asking them to marry that I want you to know Yes, I will give you the diamonds. I'm currently wearing each of you can have a ring I have my mother's ring in my ring and they're both Beautiful cost or whatever both a little over a carrot good rings. Yeah add to it design it make it your own thing Yeah, but I don't ever not ask the girl to marry you because you don't have a right because you don't have the money or something. Go be in love. Right. You know, well, darling, they have plenty of rings where this came from. Yes. Yes. Yes. I love it.

Okay. What about this other cat? Oh, Joe Bradley. Joe Bradley. Who is he? He's on Southern Hospitality. So talk about Vanderpump. It's kind of a spin off of Southern Charm. I honestly have heard of the show. It's one that I have not watched. It's new. It's a new show. Right. And you were on the show with him.

I was on Watch What Happens with the EMT. Live. And it was fun and flirty. And then this girl Danielle, who is a regular on Summer House, was in the small audience and they had dated or they were dating. They were dating. They were dating. And then there was all this stuff that said

that after you guys finished the taping of Watch Homes Live, the two of you went, what is the story? So it wasn't the true story. He was with some of his Southern Charms, Southern Hospitality cast, and Danielle was there asm, Southern hospitality people. Yeah. And Danielle was there as well. The Dream Hotel. And I was with a couple of friends who had come.

Pam was there, who I'm staying with here in LA. Yes. Pam was there and my friend Lucas. So we were went out as a group. Right. And we were having, you know, we were having a good time. I like him. You know, he's charming, right?

Charming, and it's interesting. Boys that are, I would never grow up with a 28-year-old. In my life, my son is 26. But somehow he's much more mature and has good manners. I think mothers in the South give those boys the you know, the rules of, you know, being with women and how to treat women. You know, he's the kind of guy who opens the door and who asks me first if I want something to drink.

And, you know, I love that kind of, I love that kind of thing. I love good manners. Anyway, so I thought him very charming and we had a good chemistry, the two of us on the show. You can see it. Have you seen when they had their little reunion on with Andy and this came up?

Yes, yes, I did. I saw a clip of it. It definitely seemed like his friends do not believe him when he says, I did not hook up with Luanne. Well. Should they believe him or should they not believe him? They should believe him because he came, he did come over to my house with my friends exactly. And we, you know, we had kind of a nightcap and everybody kind of went home. So they think because he

came over to my house that he slept with me. Okay. But he did not. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Good. But you know, I would love to. Now you say night. You would love to. Yeah, sure. He's hot. Right? Well, then why? Why? Why don't you? Well, because, you know, he lives in South Carolina.

Well, don't you have a show in the South? Not yet. You know that I have never been. My friend's begging me to go to Charlotte. I've never been. I've never been. Have you? I've done shows in Charlotte.

Right. But that's North Carolina, no? Yeah. Right. But he's in south well Yeah, but you could do yeah, you could do where Southern charm is yeah exactly wait Charleston Charleston Atlanta you've done Atlanta Atlanta yeah, yeah, and Alright, so maybe I'll have to get over Charleston. I think so I heard first of all that Charleston is like a great place to meet guys because

it's teaming with, you know, boys with good manners. And I love that. Well, my friend got divorced in Charlotte and she's in love now with someone. You see? Quick turnaround. But I'm telling you between her divorce and who she's with now, never have any of my LA friends dated so many eligible people as my friend did. There you go.

It is like, it's like a utopia. Yeah, I know. We need to go. You're not single. I'm married. I know. You're not single. I'm going to go.

No, but I'm telling you. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take my niece there. She needs me to go. It's very, you should. It's good divorced there. She needs me to go. I'm gonna take my niece. You should. It's good divorced men. It's good men of a certain ages. It's like, it is just a plethora.

And it's kind of, I kind of like the weather too. I'm gonna go. It's similar to California weather. I'm gonna go in April or May for my birthday. Why not? You can go on the boat too. They have lakes and stuff and you know how to run your own. Oh my God, I love my birthday. Why not? You know, you can go on the boat too. They have lakes and stuff and you know how to run your own boat. Oh my God, I love my Boston Whaler.

I love that thing. I miss it so much. Oh my God, I have to text my guy and make sure he gets my boat in the water on time. You know, because the Hamptons, it's a big rush for Memorial Day, like to get the boats out. Okay. And they're overwhelmed. So it's like I have to hit them up early because otherwise my boat's late. What are they supposed to do? Like just clean the boat?

What are they supposed to do? Get the boat up? No, they have to scrape the bottom. They have to repaint it. It's like a whole thing. Oh, it is. Okay, I don't know. It is, it's a whole thing. I got to go on the boat. Yes, you did.

I got to go on the boat. On the new one? Or the, I think the old one you went on. It was last, it was this summer. Oh, so you went on the new one. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And you were able to do the whole thing. I love that thing, yeah.

You turned on your yacht rock music. Yeah, we go. I love it. I even hate to come home at night because it's so gorgeous out there. So fun. You know, it's so fun. You'll come back.

Yes, absolutely. Okay, now, Oprah has come out and she said, I have been using the semi-glutide. Yeah, and Weight Watchers now can offer it. It's much more accessible to a lot of people and there's a big special on it, on Hulu. And obviously I've talked a lot about it. I have a lot of friends.

I understand all the controversy. I also understand when people, I've joked about it, when people are angry that their friends that maybe were never as thin as them and they had skinny privilege, meaning they didn't ever suffer from any kind of eating issues and they could pretty much stay thin their whole life.

And I didn't like when those women were mad that their friends were getting thin. And I talked to my one friend who was naturally thin her whole life. And I talked to my one friend who was naturally thin her whole life. Yeah. And I go, that's not like being a Christian. Like you should be happy. That's right. You should be happy that America can finally get a hold of this because of obesity is a problem in this country. Because of our food and like all this and the portion sizes and all these things that we eat. And she goes, well, it's the one thing

that came into me. She's like, it's not like I can just take a shot and sing as well as Adele. And I was like, oh my God, that is so funny to me because I think people think, oh, and you have a great figure and you've never struggled with weight, but you're also athletic and everything.

Right, right. I just wanna get your opinion on the whole thing and how many women and probably women you know are taking it and enjoying it. Honest. Yes. Well, you know, I think it's great for people that really struggle with their weight. Why not? You know, I just wonder, you know, what happens when you go off of those?

Do you have to live with it the rest of your life? Well. What is the story there? What are the side effects? Do we know a lot about that? You know, that's that's the only concern for me. It's like when you go to have liposuction, right? You know, are you going to get the fat back and is it going to come back in a

different place? You know what I mean? So like in your bra strap, it does. And I do think I actually talked to a plastic surgeon recently, like at a party and he was like, yeah, business is like really slow. And I think it's because they don't need to get the liposuction. They don't need to get, you know, the cool sculpting and stuff because they could do this and lose that stubborn. Exactly. Exactly. But I just wonder, you know, the long term, you know, how do you...

I know some people, first of all, I didn't, it's been around, people have been on it on the DL in New York and stuff for like seven to eight years. Is that right? Or I didn't even know that. And they actually, it's been even around even longer. And with some people that can afford it and want it, they're like, I'm gonna be on a low dose for the rest of my life.

And I don't care. Other people will go maybe, if they feel like they're gaining a little bit of weight every six months, go on it for a little. And then other people, you know, managed to get off that post-menopausal weight, that COVID weight, get back to their vibe, and just relearn to like, I don't have to finish,

even if it's a healthy salad, I don't have to finish that salad. Once you start to feel the pangs of fullness, pretend that you're still on a Zempik and just stop. I like going to a restaurant with a bunch of girls who I know they're on a Zempik, but they're not admitting it. I like going to a restaurant with a bunch of girls who, I know they're on Ozempic, but they're not admitting it. And then I order everything I want,

and then we split it six ways, and I get to eat my face often. It is weird when you're with girls and nobody's eating. And I'm like, wait, can we do splitskis? Like, I'm so excited to eat. And everyone's just like. I know, they're picking. Yeah, because I guess it makes you actually nauseous. I mean, I wouldn't want to feel nauseous, right?

You know, I think smaller meals are so much better than because we overeat, we eat too much food. You know, I just came back, I was in Europe at a cure with my daughter. And, you know, the thing with digestion is the whole thing, right? It's what we put in our mouths. But, you know, the thing with digestion is the whole thing, right? It's what we put in our mouths. But, you know, we drink a lot of fluids when we eat and digestion starts in your mouth. That's where you break down the first part of, etc. And I feel like we don't give ourselves enough time to even realize that we're full because we're eating too fast. So the whole premise in Austria is that you have to chew really well. You cannot have liquids 30 minutes before meal or 30 minutes after because

it ruins the digest. So when you salivate, right, when you think about something and you're hungry, that saliva has enzymes to break down the food. And so their whole system is that you have to chew 30 times every bite, right, before you swallow it. Because that's where digestion starts. Oh my God. And if you drink fluids, it washes away those digestive enzymes. So already you're screwing up your digestion. Oh. That's the key.

And the Europeans are thinner because they drink but they'll sip wine Mmm small sips, you know, they're not having cold drinks while they're eating. Oh That's a good trick. I swatter at a table when you're having lunch. Don't touch it Don't touch it. Oh My god, this is this is juicy. It's key. Okay, this is me No, listen, it cost me thousands of dollars to go and learn this in Austria And a gut health it's called the Meyer clinic. It's very well known in Europe people from all over Europe What's um, you grants girlfriend was there the ex-girlfriend?

Yeah, I know who you mean. Yeah the gorgeous Weird science like yeah, right with Hurley. Yes, it was there with the week before. Oh wow So I'm gonna give you all tips. Yes, please 30 minutes before after a meal chew your food. Well because gives yours gives your Your mind Has to be told by the stomach I'm full okay, but if you eat too fast and It doesn't have time to register. So you've already overeaten before you feel full. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes, totally. So and sometimes I am so hungry that I'm literally inhaling the food.

Exactly, which is not good for... You don't have weight problems, but people that do... But if I just do this... People that do these things are very key. The other thing is not to eat between meals because you should leave three to four hours between each meal. Because what happens is then you spike insulin for your body to make insulin to break down, you know, sugars and enzymes, of course. So the body's working, you know.

So eating in between meals is not good either. And eating after seven o'clock at night is not good. Yeah, that I always knew. And also no salad after four p.m. No salad at night. Cooked vegetables, cooked. You can have like arugula. I cooked arugula the other day. It was delicious. So raw, you should need after four because there's a lot of water in salad. It's 99% water. So there you are again breaking down all those digestive enzymes to digest the food.

That is so crazy. all those digestive enzymes to digest the food. That is so crazy. I should write a book on it. It's like when you, yeah, like it's a complete mess. So now what about, so that is kind of against the thought. And I know some people love the intermittent fasting where they would only eat from like 11 a.m. to like 5 p.m. That's great. Which I hated.

That did not work for me. Oh, okay. I like to go to dinner and I like to and I was like too hungry. You live in LA. I mean people eat early here. Yeah, but that would wouldn't that break up the four-hour breaking thing that you said? Like, no. Well, listen, if you eat it, let's say you eat breakfast at 10 a.m. Yeah. Right. And then you have lunch at what, one, 1.30? Three hours, three to four hours in between meals. Anyway, I don't like it. That just doesn't work for me because it doesn't work socially for me.

Right. So my routine is I get up, I have a coffee. Me too. I go to the gym, right, because if I don't go then I get hungry too early. Right. Right, so I go to the gym, right? Because if I don't go, then I get hungry too early. Right. Right, so I go to the gym, work out, drink a lot of water, wait half an hour,

and then I have breakfast. Oh. Right? Then I work and do my thing and whatever, and then lunch is at 1, 1.30. And then I try to have dinner before 7 o'clock. I really do. And if I do eat later, I'll eat really light, you know.

Vegetables, you know, shrimp cocktail, you know, very light fish, you know, light, light, light. And you get a handful like this, a handful that's for rice and potatoes, because there's nothing wrong with having rice and potatoes with your food, but stay away from packaged things You know obviously and then you don't eat more than the size of your hand in terms of fish meat and whatever So those are two good rules

Very good make a cup with your hand now. Are you enjoying a glass of wine here or there now? Yeah, you know, like I said an ultimate girls sure I said, you know I drink on special occasions and that trip was a special occasion. And you know, I'm just in a totally different place with that. Yeah. I mean, you watched you watch me for how many seasons on the Housewives. Would you ever say that I had a drinking problem? I never thought you did.

That's why I didn't really understand. Well, I mean, there were so many housewives that were way, worse having trouble drinking I mean I'm doing I did fall into a bush but that's okay you know I had a good time doing it I mean here I mean here's Leah yeah on your ultimate girls trip you were there right yeah this was I wasn't stripping naked in the pool no And Ramona was so upset. She's like, this is my house. I hate what's happening. And so we saw that.

That was where she threw the tiki torches. And now she is suing Bravo. And all this stuff, though, everyone has, a lot of housewives have come out in defense of these accusations for Andy. And, you know, of like, oh, you know, he parties with housewives and they're the ones that get deals and things, which doesn't make any sense

because someone brought up candy on Atlanta has the most deals of anybody and I didn't even know, but she doesn't drink or do anything. No, no. So I'm like, I don't think it's who's a party friend. The Atlanta girls are not big drinkers. Some of the franchises are you know bigger drinkers than others but yeah listen I've been I was sober on the show you know I did the first Ultimate Girls trip with Kyle and etc and Kyle said to me you don't drink I said no I don't. Oh that was before she was sober. Exactly. Interesting. I think I inspired her because she was like, wow,

you're so much fun without drinking. And I could do the show without drinking. And I could do the show without drinking. I can definitely understand. And Bravo supported that. That's when I had my Fosé, you know, at that point. And we shipped Fosé down there for the show, for me to drink while I was there. And in fact, Bravo is very supportive of my sobriety, you know, at the time. So listen, you know, we know what the Housewives is.

It's parties, it's drinking, it's part of the show. You know, if you can't handle it, then you should put yourself in that position, first of all. Right. Now, I feel for her because it's not easy, right, to be sober and she needs a job, et cetera. I get that. But you can't blame Bravo because they're not forcing anybody to drink. It's just not true. It's not true. I mean, I've been doing it a long time

and I've been sober on the show. I've been drinking on the show. Crappy Lake. I didn't drink on Crappy Lake. I was sober then as well. Thank God, because I do real insomnia all the time. Snatch card. Yeah, but and you know, Lala, who's on Vanderpump, I think she celebrated four or five years of sobriety.

Yeah, good for her. And is, you know, always bringing it. I mean, I understand why there are certain people that the alcohol is a crutch. They're not performers. They feel conscious when the camera's around. They feel nervous. They feel that's the only way. Because I mean, watching the Housewives shows, whether it's New Jersey or whatever,

where they'd be like, shots, shots. I'm like, I have not done a shot since I was in college. And I'm a drinker. Like, I love drinking. Yeah, you like your wine though. Yeah, but who the hell does shots? But I'm like, oh, I think they're doing shots because they want to get drunk,

get a buzz right away because they are nervous. But that's on them, you know what I mean? That's not the way, like, so, but I understand it. And the whole thing is interesting. Yeah, I know, I get it. But it hasn't been, I've never had a problem. I've never seen Andy party with any housewives Really aside from his baby shower

Right, which was in the afternoon and finish it and fun is that people were drinking but they were also You're you know, it kind of inciting each other to perform and have fun It was doing her dancing and yeah Yeah, I actually missed that baby shower. You missed it. I did. That was a mistake. Well, I had to be in New York. So Brandy Glanville recently posted, the last time I was on Bravo, Watch What Happens Live with Jenny McCarthy, Andy stopped the show in the middle so that Jenny McCarthy could take a 10 minute bathroom break, which was the only time that's ever happened on All My Times.

Now I don't know what she's getting at. Obviously she's hinting that there's something true. It doesn't take 10 minutes to do a line. In fact, she would be going so much faster if she did a line. I know. I'm like, I think if I was Jenny, I'd be like, yeah, guess what? Had to take a giant dump. I had diarrhea.

Maybe she had, you know, a malfunction of the wardrobe. Who knows? It could be that. It could be an emergency with her kid. Who knows? Right. I think grasping is grasping. And I also just don't think the general audience, this is not the thing that's going to get the Housewives

fans up in arms about the person Andy who's brought them so much entertainment for the last 15 years. This isn't it. Yeah, I agree. So I think that's the problem. Now, this is kind of juicy. You know, Mauricio has a second season of his show on Beverly Hills, buying Beverly Hills on Netflix. And we're going to see the play out, more of the play out of why Kyle and Mauricio broke up. And part of it was he left his original real estate firm, which was Hilton and Hyland, which is Paris's dad and Kathy Hilton. So Paris put this out, my father is a consummate gentleman and has always taken the higher

road. He would never speak negatively about his family, especially in the press. Frankly, we're all sick of him using the Hilton name every chance he gets to plug his lame show. It is enough already. So now that I think this is all helping people want to watch Buying Beverly Hills. Right, right. Because the nieces are friends I mean the nieces are close they're cousins. Right, of course. And this is her I mean she's essentially her cousins so that she's close to the show but she's sticking with her. She's sticking up for

daddy. Yeah because he had said oh he should have made me a partner or whatever, and he didn't. So I think it's going to get people watching, but I think it's kind of... I wouldn't have said anything. Because if you don't want people to talk, why make a statement? Because the show is already shot in any case. So that's not going to change whatever is going to happen. Right. True.

Good point. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? By putting this statement out, it doesn't change what's already been filmed and what he's already said. Yeah. It just gives it more attention.

So she should know better than that. Do you think Kyle and Morgan are more than just friends? Morgan Wade? I don't know. I really don't know the answer to that. Would you ever date a woman? Never say never, but you know, it's not my thing. You know I love men.

Have you been hit on ever, hardcore hit on and tempted by a woman? I've had an experience with a woman once, absolutely. Let's talk about that. Well she didn't even know what hit her, I can tell you that. When was that? How long ago? Oh god, I would say probably like five summers ago. And it was just you and her, it wasn't like a threesome situation?

Yeah, it was like it just happened so naturally, you know, it was just like, you know, I don't know how it happened, it just happens. I think that- And you had never, you knew what I don't know how it happened. It just happens. I think that- And you had never, you knew what to do? Well, yeah, darling. I don't know that I would really know what to do. Well, what do you do to yourself to get off?

Okay, but I mean, how do you go down on yourself? What? No, well, we do have hands, darling. We do have hands. Okay, all right. And then after that, you never saw the girl again? No, and we remained friends. Oh, you're friendly?

Yeah. So you're friends before, you had a wild night. Yeah. Were you both? Listen, listen, listen. This is juicy. No, I had just met her. I just met her at a party

and then we remained friends after that because why not? It was just an experience that I never had because she came on to me. I was like I've never had an experience Okay, she came on to you. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to try it out Just to have the experience. All right, right and then you're like you try everything once. Okay Good, and then you're like and you have you done a threesome too. No, no that that I that I don't I find I don't think that would sex intimate. Yeah, I don't think that think that would work for you. I don't think you'd want to share. No, no I don't think so. But you know,

you know, unless there are like two amazingly hot guys. Would you ever do two guys? Absolutely. I agree! Why not? I agree. I would never, I totally agree with you. First of all, I've never had a threesome with another girl. I would never want to do that. I joke about it in my act because honestly, I just, that would just make me so, we went to a strip club once right after we got married in combo, my husband and I.

And I thought I would, you know, never judge mental about stripping or anything like that. So I thought I would, you know, never judge mental about stripping or anything like that. So I thought I would love it. And then went to the little room and the little girl was so cute. She looked like a little bikini, little tits. And she starts doing it and she starts clawing him. And I did not like it. You did not like it. And then she was like, oh, let me give you attention.

And I'm like, oh, my husband just threw some money at her. He's like, she doesn't know what she wants. Like, he's like, we got to get give you attention. And I'm like, oh. And my husband just threw some money at her. He's like, she doesn't know what she wants. He's like, we got to get out of here. She doesn't get it. Right. And I was like, and I just don't think that's for me. Well, because guess what? With three, there's always somebody who's going to get hurt.

Yeah. Somebody's going to get hurt. I mean, if it continues, if it's just a one off, that's one thing. But I'm talking about, because there's throuples now. Right. Oh, I know. There's throuples, right? I watched the show on Peacock. Couples to throuples. throuples now, right? Oh, I know I watch the show on peacock couples to throuples couples. Oh, I haven't seen

You know what? You're flying back is it on is it on the air? Well, no like Might be on the air like yeah, I don't like it's pretty sexual They show the three of them in bed. Right. And there's, you know, most of it is a heterosexual couple, a guy, girl looking for a girl. But there's a couple queer and gay ones. Right.

And at first I was like, what the fuck is this? And then I couldn't stop watching it. Right. Because I was like, what if this was the norm? Like what if we were growing up and everybody had like three parents or a throuple thing? Right. Then you wouldn't think it was so norm. Like what if we were growing up and everybody had like three parents or a throuple thing, then you wouldn't think it was so weird. It's only because we only our whole life. We condition that way. Yeah, we condition that way. Two parents. But yeah, it's always,

and it was exactly what you said, even the girl in all of the scenarios, the girl or the third is almost like a little plaything for the two that already have the history and the bond. Right. Which I would never want my child to be a third. Right. I would never, I would be like absolutely not if this is something you want. No, no, no.

Exactly. No, for me, you know, sex is an intimate thing. But I did have, I got hit on by two guys, I'm talking years ago in New York, and I always regret that moment, which is that I had these two really hot Italian guys that wanted to sleep both of them with me. At the same time. At the same time.

And I was so, like, nervous and Catholic, and, you know, I was like, oh, no, I can't do that. But I think about it now and I go, shit, I should have slept with the two Italian guys. But you know. What do you regret most? Not going to the Miley Grammy party. Oh, that.

Not screwing the two Italians at the same time. I regret not going to Miley's Grammy party. Or not going to Andy's baby shower. Of the three. Miley, come on. Miley, I mean, I love her. Okay, good, I think that's the appropriate answer. Oh yeah, appropriate.

We're not being appropriate here today. Nothing appropriate about this conversation, but I love it. I love it. I talked to one time, I've only talked to one person, she was a makeup artist, who told me that she had a threesome with two guys. And I got every detail.

Did she love it? Did she love it? Yeah, it's kind of fucking hot. And then, but then she said she was in a relationship with a guy, a boyfriend, and you know, they're having their intimate talks about, you know, what they've done. And when she told him, he shortly broke up with her. No. Yeah, he was really, so I would say... He was turned off. I think he was insecure or turned off. I don't know what it was. Right. And he had said I'd had two girls and this and that. But when she said it, I think it is such a unique thing. And I think my advice to women is if you do have that experience that Luanne passed up.

Don't pass it up. And then also, I don't think you need to share. No. I don't think you need to share it. No, you don't need to tell people. I don't think you need to share it with your friend. And I think those are one of the things that I would say, maybe don't tell the guy, don't tell a guy

who might not be cool with it. It's your thing, it's your life. Why do you have to share it? You don't, you know. Why do you have to tell your body count or count or whatever you don't yeah, but we tend to tell people way too much I mean, it's you know, I was somewhere the other night for dinner and and somebody commented, you know, who's that? And I said well, okay They just told me their whole life story in two minutes. I was like, oh, sorry about that, you know, it's like No, you know like around my friends like no, we don't need to hear your life story. You know, spread

it out. So, you know, don't share too much. I say save it for the pod. Yeah, save it to pod and save it to be a little mysterious. You know, there's, there's something to be said for mystery. Yes. Let people wonder more. You know, I want to tell you about this. This is a kind of interesting thing. So NNe is supposed to do a lot of show. NeNe's the blonde. I don't even recognize her. Well, what do you think? What do you think?

Look, look at this one. I was not going to bring this up. Look at Kathy Hilton in this photo. Now, this is just Photoshopped. Kathy Hilton looks beautiful in person. Of course, she's had some work done. Who the hell has it? But this is extreme Photoshop. Cami Hilton looks beautiful in person. Of course, she's had some work done. Who the hell hasn't? But this is extreme Photoshop.

She looks about 12. 12. I was going to say. She looks like a wax museum. She literally looks like 12. She looks like if she was a wax museum of herself. You know how those wax museum figures are like a little off? Yeah.

And have you ever had friends either overly Photoshop you or overly Photoshop themselves and leave you or like what is your opinion of the face tuning apps and stuff? Well listen I think a little here and there is you know because who wants to see you know bags or you know you know because oftentimes we'll smile really big and then we have all these lines when we smile right so you know we just can clean those up a little bit like the other I'll give you a great example I posted the other day for the Meyer clinic that I went to in Austria and I was going into the cold thing what's that called the cold plunge or no no the ice room yeah the ice room. Whatever they call it.

Anyway, and you put on gloves and stuff because you know, you're freezing. Anyway, so I was holding myself like this and it made all kinds of wrinkles on my belly that I don't have. Right. But it was the way I put my hands. Yeah. Made my stomach look really wrinkly. Right. So I fixed it because that's not how I really look. Right. You know what I'm. So Photoshopping I think comes in handy for those odd angles. Right. Bad lighting. You know the smile. Like we're just. Or you smile and there's some cord. Yeah. Exactly. Or you know you're looking down and your chin looks like. Yeah. I mean I think it's good for that. But to make yourself look like you're 12, I think that's just stupid.

Because nobody believes you're 12. I have to say our good friend Jill's there and Patty Stanger, I love them both. Patty Stanger posted a photo of she and Jill. Yeah. And I sent it to Ali and I go, who dis? And she goes, oh my God. I'm like, Jill didn't even look like Jill. It wasn't a younger version of Jill. It looked like somebody else Completely different smile completely different. No, it would look so hilarious But Patty kind of knows it and she's like, I don't care. I kind of love that people Doesn't even care right and Patty looks beautiful in person too. Yeah Her photos are like 25 year old model that you was in Sports Illustrated?

I don't know who this is. Exactly, well, we're not 25. I mean, and that's okay. I mean, I'm living my best life at 50, so I'm embracing it. I love when I do a show and people are so sweet and they're like, you're so pretty in person. And I think, but I think it's also

because I don't Photoshop right my my Instagram much so when they see me they're like you and you have nice skin in person exactly you know and I think so many people don't really look like that or the teeth are bigger or whatever yeah I'm like yeah you know but you know you look well you look as you know you know not to overdo it yeah you know that's the key is really not to overdo it. You know, you can get Botox and fillers and things with them, you know, it can go south, you know, not everybody can have, you know, the right doctor who, you know, who who does the

right job. Right? There's a lot of there's a lot of charlatans out there. Right. So I thought this was kind of an interesting story. So they were both supposed to be on this Netflix series, Portia and NeNe, called The Upshaws. But NeNe claimed she thought she was gonna be collaborating with Portia Williams, but Portia failed to show up on set. And according to NeNe, Portia cited that past issues was the reason why she didn't wanna work with NeNe, Portia cited that past issues was the reason why she didn't want to work with NeNe. But in the midst of this divorce,

so Portia married this guy, who turned out to have all these legal issues. A little shady. But she was also the boyfriend of, or the husband of a girl that was like a friend of in one season. They got married right away, but he was very wealthy, but now they're getting divorced. And NeNe took a photo with him,

and NeNe's man, right after the announcement that they were getting divorced, and posted it. And the non-named woman. So NeNe was with her man and her man. NeNe and her man, and her and her and Porsche's X and Porsche's X had another girl there and they all took a photo Smiling yeah and posted it right and then they were supposed to do an episode or a show together on Netflix and She was like I'm out. I don't want to be around me and I Totally understand that. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't miss up a part. I would miss a TV opportunity. It seems a little insecure to me.

Yeah, no. And also I'm thinking maybe the guys were friendly. Yeah, and maybe this is just a girlfriend of Nene's and not a girlfriend of her ex. Here's the other thing. Right. I mean, I don't know. If the photo showed up, that's one thing. But NeNe didn't have to post it. So I'm reading this that NeNe posted it and some things, you know, not all facts are correct.

If NeNe chose to post it, after knowing that they're getting divorced. Yeah, that was a little bit of rub your face in it. I think that's're getting divorced. Yeah, that was a little bit. I think I think that's kind of me. That's rubbing her face in it. Yeah. But I don't know if I would lose money and work right to now. She's just, you know, hurting herself. But maybe she's got other options, darling.

She was like, you know what? I don't need to work with me. I can do something else. Yeah. Who knows? Okay. The last thing I'm going gonna show you is this is Kanye and his new wife. Have you seen the outfits that he makes the new wife wear?

What is this? So these are green tights and she actually this is on two different occasions or things because she has two different shoes. Yeah. So she's wearing all this. What is he doing up to the top on the right? What is he doing? I don't know like fixing her and then this is the back. The back is she rolled down the tights to show her ass crack. Oh my God. And have you seen some of the things that are going on in fashion right now? Like full, like sheer sheer going out with sheer nips and sheer vagina. Wow, yeah. Well, you know, this is, I mean, that's quite the look. Does she have a brand or something? Is this her brand of shapewear or something?

No, I think, I've been saying this for a long time. A lot of people think she's like, you know, where they're worried about her and everything. I think she's getting paid by him a huge amount to be with him every month. And she's becoming famous and eventually she'll leave and then be able to like tell her story or whatever. I don't know.

I don't think, I think she's got a great body. They're not married, are they? They are like fake married. Like he says his wife and they said their wife. She does have a great body, I gotta say. She's a great body and like. How old does she do you think? I don't think she's a great body and like... How old does she, do you think? I don't think she's older than 30.

30, yeah. Maybe younger. Yeah. But the other day, Kim was with her and they hugged each other and so... Oh, okay. I don't know, like, but then he's wearing all sweats. It wasn't a warm day when this happened.

It looks like he could be sweeping the streets. I mean, yeah, he wears nothing. It's very bizarre. But anyway, here's the naked look, see? But then I feel like he has influenced fashion because everybody's wearing this naked stuff. Just full nips out. Wow.

Would you ever wear a sheer top, just nips out? No. You know what I did? I went to a clothing store recently, and you know those little rubber nip covers that we would always wear? Yes, yes, they're good those. I said, but now nips are so in, like Skims even has a bra with the hard nips on the outside

of the bra. Right, yeah. And I asked the girl, I go, is anyone buying these anymore? She goes, no. No, right. Remember how we'd always have to wear those and then you'd lose one? Yeah, yeah. While we'd be falling out of your toe? I mean, it's a crazy sheer world we live in.

Free the nip. Free the nip. Okay, so for the people that are going to be extremely jealous that cannot come on Friday. Oh, yes. Which we will all be there. So the door's open at 7, show is at 8. It's at the Wiltern Yeah, LA peeps if you get your friends together go get the last few tickets that are left

But where are you going after that if they can't join us on Friday? Well, I'm gonna be in Modesto and Sacramento and San Francisco now San Francisco is sold out but But I hope they can get to the other dates in California. And then I have a little bit of a break because I had a little bit been scheduling in terms of filming something, another TV gig. So I have some time off. So I'm gonna go to Europe or I'm gonna go to Charleston, South Carolina. Yes, by the God. I'm gonna go to Charleston, South Carolina.

Yes, by the God. I'm gonna go to Charleston. And you gotta get your golfing outfit together. Yeah, and then I'm gonna be in London. I'm doing the Mighty Hoopla Festival, June 1st and 2nd. And then I'm in Manchester, England. And so I have dates in England, so, but people can check out, you know, my countesslouanne.com for dates

because I've got it all there. And this show I am so proud of because it's so good and it's so much fun for me. And I love the photo shoot of this poster. So it's like, it's three hot guys that are- Yeah, that's Mike Ruiz. You know Mike Ruiz? He's a great photographer in New York.

He's shot Kim Kardashian, Kyle Richards. It's super clever. It's you in like a cute little bride outfit for Mary. Then there's you in like a classy lingerie. And then there's you as the murderess. Yeah. Very, what a fun shoot that must have been. It was amazing.

And Thomas, Thomas, his name is Thomas. Same guy in all three photos. Exactly, exactly. So handsome. I mean, look at the way he's looking at me, right? Anything happen with him? So I'm looking in the mirror, right? I see him, because now he doesn't

have anything to do, right? Yeah. With makeup or whatever. So he's waiting in between takes and whatever. And I know it. And I think for sure, you know, he's gay. So I'm getting my makeup done and I can see him looking at me in the mirror. I'm like, Oh my God, he's straight. And he's from Paris. Super handsome.

And yeah, we, we kind of hung out for a little bit after that. So good. So good. Thank you. Obviously everything you go to, hopefully you're following Luanne, but for the tickets I always tell people this over and over again for me. Yeah. You've got to go to CountessLuanne.com. That is where you'll get the real tickets, the best tickets, not the ones that were bought and being resold. That's right. Isn't it heartbreaking when someone's like, oh, I can't go and I paid this much for the tickets. You're like, why are you paying that much?

Right. I'm not getting that. Yes, exactly. The minute you hear that Luanne or myself is coming to your city, go right to our websites, imheathermcdonald.net and get the tickets there then. Exactly. Don't wait. Exactly.

Because, you know, they do go fast. I mean, California is interesting though, because people tend to wait longer, right? It's slower. Like Boston, I sell out, Chicago, etc. New York and wherever I go. London's already sold out. But it's so funny because LA is like slower. It's like a slower vibe. The bigger better thing, well there is none, go to the show Friday, we are going to have a blast. And there's like a slower vibe. The bigger better thing, well there is none. Go to the show Friday, we are gonna have a blast. And there's only a few tickets left. So I'm looking forward to seeing you all at Mary F. Kille. And I can't, oh, can't wait.

Let me give you a snippet of the song. Oh yeah, let's hear it. You have to hear a snippet of the song, hold on. All right, I'm seeing Lance Bass tonight. He just said dinner at 5.30, I love that. ["Mary As Kill"] You like it? I do like it. You're a V.

["Mary As Kill"] I wrote it, but produced by Bruce Roberts, I should say. And guess what? I think Tracy Young is going to do the remix for me. She won a Grammy with Madonna. I've got a huge remixer, super famous, Tracy Young. Do you remember her? So we had dinner about 10 years ago. She used to date Kim Zolciak. Do you remember when she had that love affair? And they did that song playing piano behind her? She's a massive DJ and she's remixing my song right now. And she's won a Grammy, girl. I'm going all the way with this Mary F kill what a great does she ever talk to Kim Zolciak I have no idea

what do you think about that divorce I like that we're still talking over the music Mary F kill amazing I love it thank you so much for coming back I'm excited to see your show thank you for my the best time with you. Thank you for my tickets. We will be there with bells on and this is great. Yeah, we're gonna have a great time. Love you. I love you too.