Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Danny Masterson, Todd Chrisley, Thanksgiving with Chris Franjola
Episode Date: November 24, 2022Chris and I discuss our Thanksgiving Day plans, favorite dishes, and why I have hidden the best wine. Danny Masterson is facing three counts of rape and possibly 40 years in prison. How does Scientolo...gy play a role in the trial? Todd Chrisley (just announced He got 12 years and his wife got seven years) for defrauding the IRS. Pete Davidson loves the paparazzi. Julia Fox may not be as annoying as we think. John Stamos defends Lori Laughlin’s crime. Adele is back singing and crying. Jo Jo Siwa will never speak to Candace Cameron Bure again. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I am here with Chris who stayed
because we wanted to talk more
and give you guys a fresh, someone fresh.
Thanksgiving delight.
Right.
I know I'm cooking for Thanksgiving.
I'm going, well, I'm not hosting it.
It was supposed to be at my house.
Right.
Every other year, it's either my house or Peter's cousin.
And I never mind having at my house except,
I don't know, I get a little stressed,
just like getting the tables and chairs and all that
and cooking all the stuff.
But they're like, they said,
can you mind if we do it again?
And I'm like, no, I guess, please let me go to your house.
I love not hosting it.
See, just bring stuff on.
I bring a ton of stuff.
I bring like five, six items,
because there's like so many of them.
You make them or you just,
no, I make them. and then while I do my famous
garlic mashed potatoes,
which is this main street potatoes
already made from Costco.
Oh, like a box, like a.
It's in a little carton.
You get two of them at Costco.
Oh, wait a minute, they're already whipped.
They're already made, but they're like a powder.
So you take them out, it's like a hard brick,
a match. Oh, gotcha.
And then I put them in a crock pot to slowly like warm them up
versus just putting them in the micro.
Gotcha.
And then I add all this garlic, extra seasonings.
You can add extra whatever.
And you can do this with any already pre-made mashed potatoes.
You'd be ready.
And then you show up and you look like you made them
from scratch because they're in a crock pot.
And they're all seasoned.
You could add some rosemary sprigs just to give it some flavor.
Don't lack rosemary.
I don't.
Then you don't have to do that part.
That was a very good food.
You'd be really getting one of those food things on a today's show
with showing how to make whatever.
Right.
Don't forget to dance.
I did a little version of it because I've been noticing when I watch TikTok, which you say I watch too much of,
when I watch TikTok, I get a lot of cooking ones.
And it's always a pan, like a glass pan.
And they're like, okay, oh my god, this is so easy.
And they literally take like a chunk of cheddar cheese and then dry pasta and then pour like something over it.
And it's always like all these things, I'm like, how could this be? and then dry pasta and then pour like something over it.
And it's always like all these things
I'm like, how could this be?
But that's like the mac and cheese.
Yeah, no, ran them, we did it take it out
and they've r, like mixed it around
then they put more foil on it and put back in them.
So when I was gonna do it,
I did like a funny version of it
and I took my crock pot
and I took the mashed potatoes
still in the plastic in the cardboard.
And I go, you put it right in there.
You guys don't need to take the plastic off.
A lot of people don't know that.
Because you know whatever people do that with pasta,
they're like, oh my God, I can't believe
like you don't need to cook the pasta before.
Like if you do this weird thing.
So I do that and then I'm like,
and here's the jar of garlic and you put that right in there.
And you put, and people on TikTok were like,
how can you do that?
How can yeah, there were some people
I didn't get that it was a joke.
Yeah, and they're like, well, that was disappointing.
I mean, that is not how you do it.
No, like why is she doing this?
Wow, it's really scary sometimes.
I had read that they, for the first time ever,
whoever decides how many, you know,
the recommended daily allowance, you know, you'll see that a lot of times. What calories?
The recommended daily allowance of turkey this year has been dropped for the first time.
Recommended daily allowance of turkey has always been one and a half pounds per person.
That's a lot. That's what I thought. I thought the same thing.
I mean, we think about a pound, like a little pound way.
But I guess it's not.
I saw, they cut off like a pound and a half.
And I was like, oh, that looks like a mountain you would eat
pound and a half of turkey.
So this year it's a pound.
They're lowering it, I don't know why,
but for the first time in a lower year,
from one and a half pounds to a pound,
recommend it.
You could have more if you choose.
What is your favorite thing to eat with the Thanksgiving? Like what do you put on your plate?
You know, just I do the, I like the hodgepodge of it all.
Right. Just put it all on.
Do you like everything or is there a Thanksgiving item that has just never turned you on?
And you skip that dish.
Yeah, like a yam or a sweet potato. I've never turned me on.
So my mom used to make this like Yam thing.
Yeah.
Again, we talked about a crocodile and an alligator.
Yeah.
I don't know the difference between a sweet potato and a Yam.
I don't either.
And I'm going to venture to say, I don't think there is a difference,
but I know I'm going to get attacked for that.
Yeah.
Oh, Annie boldly said it's not.
Oh, come in Annie.
She's from Texas, so to talk with her.
She knows.
But yeah, I think it just might be a different name
for the same thing.
But yeah, I could be right.
Anyway, it was like Yams in a casserole dish
with like apricots and like brown sugar and marshmallows.
And no, no marshmallows, but like walnuts or whatever.
Out pecans, pecans.
And I fucking loved it.
So when I first started getting with going to the Peter,
I made that.
And I just remember one of the women on his side was like,
nobody liked that.
To tell me.
Really?
Yes.
And I think I made two huge things of it.
Yeah.
Because I was like, oh, there's gonna be 30 people,
well, there's 15 to each thing,
which you don't ever need to do that for the side.
Yeah.
You know, like the portion is not gonna be a proper portion.
It's gonna be like a fourth of a portion
because you're gonna have so many different sides.
Yeah.
So, anyway, I stopped making it.
Yeah, sometimes you just have your own family thing.
But I did make, I might want to make this this time.
Okay.
I did make the sweet potato casserole from Ruth Chris.
You can look that up.
Okay.
And it's like a souffle.
That's what it is.
It's a souffle with like a crumble top.
And of course, what's the crumble top?
Sweet.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's like chopped up nuts and like,
you know, crumbs or whatever.
And I remember I made it once.
I might want to make it again.
I might want to make it.
Because you don't need a lot of it again,
because they don't like it.
So I don't know if you bring that much of it.
But I do like roasted heirloom carrots.
Okay.
I wish those carrots taste just like orange carrots.
But now you can get them in like purple and white
and yellow, so I was like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's fun.
Yeah, and I'll do like, yeah, I'll do like a brussel sprouts
or something like some extra vegetables.
So you're bringing like classy dishes.
Yeah, it's bringing like tons of, yes.
And I'll do a mac and cheese because my kids
won't want that.
Right, yeah.
That sounds nice.
You bring a lot, yeah. And then some other family of sex will just bring like rolls. And I'm like, okay. because my kids won't want that. Right. Yeah. That sounds nice.
You bring a lot.
Yeah.
And then some other family of sex will just bring like rolls.
I'm like, okay.
Now what do you do?
Do you want to know who harasses them to get your dishes back?
No, that's why I do the crock butt because that's very easy because you plug it in.
You don't need to heat it up.
No, but how do you get the stuff there to the house?
Oh, I like, it's in the dishes and and we put in the back seat of the car.
Okay, but then I have to get you dish back.
We take them all back.
Oh, whatever stuff in them.
Yeah, if there's stuff left, we just take it.
They don't want it.
Yeah.
They're always doing something fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I do remember one year, though, we had the party,
and we had all this turkey, and I love leftovers,
which by the way, this younger generation of kids
think it's so weird that like I take food home
from restaurants and stuff.
And my sister does too.
Really?
I always take home.
Why do I think it's weird?
Because they're not paying for it
and they're fucking spoiled brats.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know.
They're like, oh mom, with your weird leftover.
And my sister and I are like, how can you,
I totally will eat it the next day,
left leftover pasta, like definitely steak, always.
I'm with you, I'm not, yeah, I like it.
I didn't know people were against it.
So anyway, we had a Thanksgiving
and tons of turkey leftover, all the stuff,
unbeknownst to me, I bring up every year as I am now.
His brother was going back to Vegas and Peter just took all the food and just gave it
to him and never told me.
And then the next day I had like Shannon and her failing hair and I'm like, all right let's
do that fucking yummy Friday lunch like so excited to like like the leftover lunch.
To have the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, the turkey that is all gone.
Oh no.
He's like, he was a single guy at the time.
I'm like, what the fuck did you do that?
Wow.
I'm never gonna bring it up every year.
Yeah.
So mad.
Yeah, that's not cool at all.
Wow.
But they'll provide the turkey.
So I don't have to make it.
And then what, what's the day?
Like is it like?
What's the day for me?
You sit around, you hang out.
Oh, so we, I wait. Football, like what like what goes on oh so once we get there like to
mm-hmm we you know drink a lot yeah we drink a lot during the day does that
become a problem well last year anybody in the family a problem no but last
year we last couple years we've had Drake be able to drive.
But now I think he's gonna wanna have a beer or something.
Really?
And he's pretty fun when he's had a couple drinks.
I don't think you should say that about your kid.
You look at this kid off, he's a great duck.
So, no, Brandon has a permit.
So we could have brand and drive us home
in the dark
is he we tried to the dark
he's the i don't know what's the test yet but that doesn't mean he's practicing in
the day time night driving is a lot different day drive uh...
alright i'm just at the time i want to ruin the fun
well i'll tell you who's not driving home
me no no because but... Well, I'll tell you who's not driving home. Me. No.
No.
Because there have been times in the past.
When you...
Where I've like hid the good chardonnay for my sister and I.
Like I, though, and I provide when it's been my Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I have like, you know, I have good stuff like a lacrimal whatever,
but then I would have my rumbower.
So you mean you wouldn't bring it in the house?
Or you find it like when you get to the house?
Well, not when I go to someone's,
I have to know that everyone's gonna,
I'm gonna open my good wine
and now everyone's gonna have some.
But when it's, but in the past,
now I would be more generous,
because I'm doing okay.
But in the past, you know, I'd be like Shannon,
the rumbower is in the little fridge in the outside
bar
Yeah, yeah, and like just crunch down and like pour it in your cup and then just like walk around
Yeah in the dish for everyone else to get is like maybe like a $12 dollar
$10 jacks. Yeah
Okay, got it. Yeah
Yeah, so all right, let's talk about.
That's fun, though.
That's something fun.
We said you had some Thanksgiving topics.
Did you want to say anything else before we get into
just regular topics?
I mean, I have, I have, you know, you want to talk about the
Thanksgiving day parade, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
It's still happening.
You better, as it's still happening.
Well, did it not happen during COVID?
They had no people on the sides watching.
Okay.
It's just the floats going down down sad marching bands and floats but this year they're
back. You know people are starting to say we got to bring back the masks in L.A.
You've heard this? I have not you told me that it I don't know I saw I
think they're just seeing how people will freak out. I'm freaking out I don't
want to do that again but anyway anyway, you know, I love the Thanksgiving day parade
You do I'm excited about it and they got you know the floats and did you ever dream of one day being a host of it?
Well, you know my favorite Ross Matthews has got to be asked to do that soon. Is he on is on its NBC
It's very exclusively NBC is is drew on NBC. I don't know, but I remember. I'm surprised he's not.
Oh, but I'm also thinking of locally,
it's the Rose Prains.
Oh, that's different.
Oh, different.
Okay.
Rose Prains New Year's Day.
Right, right, okay.
It's giving Macy's Day Parade.
Who is it?
Who's the host?
Well, I'll tell you who the host was for many years.
Matt Lauer, he was your guy on Thanksgiving.
Out there was Lil Fodora doing his thing.
He was in now it's Savannah and Hoda.
And is the parade just big floats walking by?
Or is it actual people like,
you'll be like blow up out things,
aren't it like blow up things?
Big balloons with people got 25 people got to hold them.
Yeah. Here comes Snoopy and he comes around watching like a football game
and being like wait a minute what are these people gonna have for Thanksgiving
yeah like I know he's imagined like they're all at the game wrapped up in
wherever cold town they live yeah and then they come barreling through like
drunk and hungry and the poor woman had to make it all herself yeah is that what's like for people like go to the game exactly what it's like. Yeah. Yeah, there's the Detroit lion fans come storming into the house
So yeah
Who's the hostess here? It's a Savannah and and it's always today's show people. Oh, okay. It's today's show people. It's usually
Carson daily will be and now the two of them in the main host and it's a vanna and
and hoda
you know what's it saying now potential
little little bit of uh...
spat between those two
oh with the ranna and hoda
this talk of it is this what does rumors that run by that
uh... they don't necessarily but they they've tried to squash those rumors
yeah but the reason why those rumors are are are bound is because savanna
she's the head girl you know someone goes down nine eleven let's say they
call savanna when they was a hard news
you think some vannais considered hard news?
Absolutely.
For the today's show world, yes.
All right, all right, God.
A passion about it.
I am passionate about it.
So something goes down they call Savannah
and hold us like, so I got to be out here with,
you know, Jenna Bush Hager drinking wine at 10 o'clock.
What, why don't I do all these?
Yeah.
I think there's a little of that.
Mm, juicy.
Okay.
But they both do. And then, of course, Al Roker's out there who just had some issues Why don't I do all these? Yeah. I think there's a little of that. Mm, juicy. Okay.
But they both do, and then, of course,
Al Roker's out there, who just had some issues
with his legs.
Oh, yeah.
It's leg.
Why are you laughing about it?
No, what was it?
I want to say,
No, it's just like leg thrombosis or something.
I can't even have health issues.
Remember, he's very, very heavy.
Yeah.
He got gastric.
He got thin. Yeah. And now, Blood clots in very heavy. We got gastric, got thin.
Yeah.
And now,
One class, that sort of thrombosis, yeah.
I mean,
That's the thrombosis, yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's an old guy, but anyway, he runs around
and talks to all the people on the street and stuff.
So there will be people on the street this time.
Yeah, it's another one of the things
that they also have NBC, the people who are on shows coming up.
They'll have them like sitting in the stands,
like, and this is the person is going to be on
whatever stupid shows
well to answer your question no
throughout my years of growing up
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when we were like while my mom cooked my sister and I would watch a
toilet zone marathon and now i mean i'll just probably like listen to a podcast or something So that was on like a channel. When we were like younger while my mom cooked, my sister and I would watch a Twilight Zone marathon.
And now I mean, I'll just probably like listen to a podcast or something.
I'll just probably listen to this.
So that's what I love listening to juicy scoop.
I do too.
Yeah, I like it.
Um, as a matter of fact, I don't know what brand it's.
It's not kind of monsterluses to their own podcast.
Yeah.
Because I'd be like driving them to school listening to it every Tuesday and Thursday.
Oh, that's a lot. Now he just accepts it that I listened to I learned I think I mean I've
listened to a lot of your juicy scoops but I think the one that that hit me the
hardest is you had some girl who's like a porn star something recently oh
maintenance ward yeah that was on boy meets world yes and she talked about
what they use as fake come was CC to fill, set a film, whatever lotion.
Which I use all the time for my face washing.
And you can buy it in travel sizes
so I take it in travel.
Motion or the face wash.
Oh, okay, yeah, cause that looks just like come.
It looks just like, and I, never say,
I can't stop.
No, now every time I wash my face in hotel,
I feel like a buccacchi.
You know, people know that term.
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Oh, you don't know what that is?
Oh, I shouldn't even say this.
I think it's giving episode.
You don't know what buccacchi is?
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Yeah, buccacchi.'s all yeah okay well let's let's get into some other
top yeah sorry everybody okay now this so my sister Shannon and I we did at
juicy uh crimes on this you guys may have missed it it's on patreon if you
want to listen to it Shannon went really deep it's um
triple level patreon because this is Danny Masterson.
Yeah.
And it really didn't get a lot of press, I don't think, because unlike Johnny Depp, it wasn't
being filmed.
Right.
And, but it's so juicy because he was a Scientologist.
Right.
And he was like second generation Scientologist to kind of grew up in it.
Yeah.
His friends were it.
And there's three different Jane Does
that have accused him of rape.
Right.
All of whom knew him socially.
One of them was his girlfriend
and in that relationship, we did rape her.
But the other two were just friends with him
and they said he gave them something to drink and they
were like completely, couldn't out of it.
We'll go with him raping them and then they went to the Scientology people because they
always say if anything happens, come to us first and we'll investigate it and do disciplinary
actions.
Also because of the Scientologists too.
Yes.
And they went and of course Scientology tried to wash it over, didn't go to the police.
And so many years later, because this happened in like 2003, then these women came forward
a couple years ago while he was on the ranch on the Netflix show with his former co-star, Ashton Kutcher from the 70s show,
Ashton immediately fired him and disin himself,
the show then went off the air.
He's married to China Phillips sister.
And China Phillips is married to Billy Baldwin.
So she's there every day.
They have an eight year old daughter
in the during the trial. Okay. And
so as of Friday they were they were in
in trial, I mean in jury the jury went off and
then Shannon let me know that and that it is
it's deadlocked on the three charges and
It's deadlocked on the three charges, and he sends the panel home for Thanksgiving. The jury.
The jury has gone home for Thanksgiving, but it's deadlocked.
But according to Shannon, who is a defense attorney, she said that is a good sign for the
defense.
So what does that mean?
Well, it wasn't a mistrial.
So they still have to go back and deliberate more.
Yeah.
And one of the things they asked was to read the transcript
between he and one of the girls that he did date for a while.
Right.
So I think they're, you know, so that's always a tricky thing
when someone had a relationship with someone.
Yeah.
But the all, the series of the three victims
Their stories all line up to it's exactly a pattern of it and
And then this one
So someone wrote me that said oh my god. I
Was at a party or I knew I was at a party where Danny Masterson was and my friend was there
And this is many years ago and the friends said, whatever you do, don't go off alone with Danny.
Really?
And she got creepy vibes so she's like, okay.
But now like, you know, 20 years later, you're like, oh my god.
So there might have been other people that, you know, wake up just like a, you know,
all the victims of the Cosby were you wake up and
you're, oh my god, I was there.
Maybe I kissed him.
Uh-huh.
I didn't mean to have sex, but it was, a lot of it was that they felt drugged and were not
in control of their body and then were taken on Vantage of.
And then that the Scientologists didn't follow up and you know there could have been corruption on that and then also called
on the on the witness list but she didn't go was Lisa Marie Pressley. She was supposed to take she was going to take the stand because one of the girls
the one of the victims went to her and told her everything. So that that would have been, you know, could corroborate her story.
Right.
But she was on the list, but she didn't take the stand.
And she is no longer a Scientologist,
allegedly, no longer.
I had heard one time, and I never
had this being discussed much, but I'll just throw it out there.
I had heard one time that Scientology's,
well, if you try and get out, because it is interesting
that in both cases, let's say Tom Hanks and George Volta.
Yeah.
But Tom Hanks is that one.
I'm sorry, Tom Cruise.
Yes.
Tom Hanks.
Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise and George Volta.
Right.
You always hear these rumors that they're gay.
Right.
You hear that about both of them.
That's whether they're true or not.
You hear the rumor.
Yeah. And they're both of them. That's whether true or not, you hear the rumor. Yeah. Uh, and they're both Scientologists.
Right.
And then this one, whatever, you know,
I, I had heard rumors sometimes that if you say
you're getting out of Scientology, they say,
oh yeah, you think so?
And then they make, they create these rumors.
Rumors, if you try and get out will ruin your life
maybe so like tom cruises like all of the leaves of the technology really well
now we'll spread your gay all over the place and say what revolta and so that's
just kind of also i'm not saying any of the sort this probably happen to
stand you mess and stuff but i'm saying it's
i need to talk about a science person that you hear them being
uh... terrible things about the like and be like, oh, they probably
tried to get out.
That's how I've started.
We still don't know where Shelly Miskavidges.
That one is shocking.
And you know, with Leah Remini doing all her work, you wonder how many people, how many
detectives, how many LAPD officers, or how many people in this particular case right are kind of in bed with the
Scientologist to make these cases go away or not go forward with them or I don't know
so that I find really easy would be really easy for someone to just go knock on the door
like knock on what door wherever that where he lives the man the husband what are you talking
about mischievous oh no oh yes he always says she's fine and she only and then she says
i don't know that she's ever been filmed she has said like no i'm fine i just
don't want to be in the limelight anymore because of all started also she has
it all started with where shelly which was at
the wedding of tom cruise and Katie home right And that is what Leah Remny said.
That's when they started to get annoyed with her.
Yeah.
And also, they were like, bring JLo, bring JLo,
and she brought JLo to the wedding,
and then they didn't seat JLo and her together.
JLo and Leah Remny.
Yeah, they just said together,
because they're trying to recruit her.
And then she's like, where's Shelley?
And everyone's just like, how dare you like ask?
But I've noticed, I was watching Bachelor in Paradise
and a couple other things.
There's Scientology commercials now all the time
on regular TV.
I saw that too, yeah.
But they do like an interesting spin.
Now like, I know you've heard some things about us.
Yeah, but why don't you find out for yourself?
Yeah, it's like during the football games
that you're showing up.
And it's him, it's David.
Yeah.
And he's kind of charming. Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Like, it's a good Yeah. It's David. Yeah.
And he's kind of charming.
Yeah, I know.
So I'm saying, like, it's a good angle.
Like, I'm not into any of this shit.
Yeah.
But I could, it's not a bad angle.
Because you saw all this weird stuff.
Yeah.
And for the first time that facing the weird stuff, like, yeah, we know what you've heard.
But why don't you?
I always remember seeing that Jenna Alphman, who who was on a budget sitcoms and Leah Remini, and
in Leah Remini's book, she said, I booked 30 pilots before King of Queens.
That means every year she was up for a bunch of them and at least filmed one of them.
I mean, this, or maybe it was in 30, it was like 13.
It was a lot from like when she was a teenager
until King of Queens.
Right.
And I remember seeing all this and knowing she was,
and I was like, I'm such a bad auditioner.
Like I would always get so nervous,
I'd get so in my head that I was pretty unsuccessful
in booking jobs.
Hence why I'm sitting here across from you
doing a podcast.
Right, right.
Yeah.
And there's some people that are just great in ad auditioning.
They don't get nervous.
Yeah.
They're so relaxed.
They, you know, and they work constantly.
And I always, and I thought, maybe there's something in the Scientology mindset that gets
people, I never thought that they were getting jobs because Scientology gets people. I never thought that they were getting jobs
because Scientology ran Hollywood.
I never thought that, but I did think,
maybe there's just some kind of mindset
that you study that makes,
and so there was like a moment in time
where I'm like, do I check this out?
Because I'm not successful.
And I'm like, I need something that's gonna get me
to not be so nervous and so shitty in an audition, real.
And especially if you live in Hollywood,
they were out there.
You know, you know, everybody had a friend who,
like, they come by the celebrity center
and me, you know, we have a night where we have wine night
or whatever, you're like, I don't know, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna do this.
But Leah said in her book that it did,
the kind of teaching, she said,
learning she didn't have a formula,
she was done with school by the time she was four kids.
But all the kind of reading and everything that you do,
it's all about your mindset and this unbelievable confidence
that does help you.
And then they did what they would play into actors and stuff.
And they'd put people in little like films and things.
So you felt like you're pursuing your career
while being sucked in this world.
But the very first thing I ever did in Hollywood was a thing
called Vietnam War Story and HBO.
It was like the first HBO original series.
Okay.
And I was pretty much a glorified extra.
I had a one line.
Yes.
And Leah Remedy played my girlfriend.
Really?
How do I'm just hearing this now?
Did you guys kiss already?
No, we danced together.
And we filmed it at Michele's in Hollywood.
That was the place and I was going off
to war the next day.
Okay.
And to Vietnam.
And we achieved my girlfriend in it.
We both like glorified extras.
Oh, really?
And then we kind of became friendly to where at the time, this is all true.
I was working at a sizzler.
Okay.
Yeah, that's right.
And.
Do you eat Texas toast?
We call the cheese toast, but you call what you want.
Yeah, that's what we, she'll work there.
And she would come in a lot,
her and a boyfriend at the time.
Yeah.
So many area.
And she invited me to a pilot
that she'd like taping up a pilot.
Yes.
And it was called Living Dolls.
I remember that.
It was about models.
Garsel was on it.
So it was Hallie Berry.
No, no, maybe it wasn't Garsel.
Maybe it was Hallie Berry. Hallie Berry was one of the models. And so was was on it. So was Halle Berry. No, no. Maybe it wasn't Garsel, maybe it was Halle Berry.
Halle Berry was one of the models and so was she.
And we went.
But I remember watching it because I was like the one thing I had going for me because I
always wanted to be a model.
But you know, I didn't have the face for it.
But yeah.
But I didn't know that because my moment tell me that I did.
Right.
But I did have the height.
Yeah.
And I remember watching this about Living Dolls, New York top models.
And I'm like, how is
this little Leah Rebony like playing a model?
But she was the tough Brooklyn kid.
That was.
She was the place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you went to it.
You went to the taping.
I was taping on it.
Yeah.
That was like the first time I'd ever been like a taping.
I was like, I mean, I was like, this is Hollywood.
Yeah.
We are in Hollywood.
This is amazing.
Really.
Wow. It's going to be that nine hours and, you know, eat.
Well, you remember when we were at Chelsea lately
that Chelsea was really good friends with Leah
because they did some like web episode thing
right before Chelsea lately started about being mothers.
That's right.
And so that's where they met and they became friends.
And, but we would make fun of Scientology.
And I remember one time we did this bit,
we talked about Scientology,
and we, we like Photoshopped like an alien body
next to someone making a copy at the top of your machine
or whatever, and we did a bit.
And, and she contacted Chelsea and she's like,
hey, could you lay off on the Scientology?
Come on, Chelsea, could you lay up the Scientology bit?
I remember Chelsea being like, we can't do Scientology stuff anymore. And then later on, you know,
she thought Leah's watching it, you know, so we were going to do something and then it
happened like again, hey, Charles, like I told you not to make fun of Scientology. And
then there was something where she realized that then Leah called her
the next day or that night, hey, maybe the next day. And she was like, wait a minute.
Leah didn't watch the episode because she was with me or something. So then Chelsea
realized that they must have assigned Leah to Chelsea.
So every time we would do something,
then Leah would have to then be the friend
to try to keep Chelsea lately
from not saying anything negative about Scientology.
Oh, that's interesting.
And then Chelsea was like, fuck that.
Yeah.
And then they became friends, and I know then once Leah left,
they've had conversations about how like, you know.
But I always am like, I like what Leah Romney has done,
but like, when is she ever gonna take responsibility
for like being a bully?
Like she was a bully.
She was a Scientologist bully.
Right, right, yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Yeah.
But I mean, she probably has, I'm sure,
we'll hear a letter that she has, I know she has, but.
To go back to my theory again,
when I was saying about, all of a sudden they'll find a letter that she has. I know she has, but. To go back to my theory again, what I was saying about,
all of a sudden they'll find a way to get you.
That guy who wrote the movie Crash,
the guy who direct the movie Crash.
Remember, he wrote that whole thing?
Wasn't Halliburian Crash?
I was seeing Crash.
Maybe, I don't know.
Okay, yeah.
But there was a central Bullock's in it.
It's a little bit picture.
Oh, yes, okay, yeah, I think so.
He wrote this whole thing.
He got out of Scientology, remember? What's whole thing? And then he died, right? No, he wrote this whole thing. He got out of Scientology remember what's whole thing?
Yeah, and then he died right no, he got accused of he just got accused of rape he did yeah
Oh my god, so okay, so
Todd chrisley of chrisley knows best. This has been a show that's been on USA for like eight years. I've talked about it
he It's been a show that's been on USA for like eight years. I've talked about it. He went on trial for tax evasion.
He they had a guy that worked for them right that like did their books or whatever.
And he said they had a romantic relationship.
Todd has denied it since he's a married man, but he has always acted very
effeminate.
Other people said that's just a southern guy who likes to dress well and enjoys his Botox because every scene
was him acting like he couldn't wait to fuck his wife Julie constantly
yeah yeah that was the and it was a reality show but it was like scripted
reality was like very put upon fake now this failed anyway he got convicted
he his so the guy that said they were so what they would do they would
inflate in simplest terms
they inflated how much they made they lied about how much they made with fake
documents
in order to get loans for up to thirty million dollars right
and then they would default on those loans and keep that money
so that is the deception that they did
in simplest terms to the IRS.
He said, Chris, wait, says he taught Chris Lee said,
I never did any of this.
He did it.
This accountant guy because he was obsessed
with my celebrity and now he's trying to ruin my life.
But I, you know, we never did any of this, he did.
The guy is like, I did it because I was told to do it by my boss who paid me to do it.
Right.
He just got 36 months.
He's, they're letting him turn himself in in May because he's getting a hip surgery.
But as we record this on Monday, they're waiting to get their sentencing.
He and his wife.
And they're looking at 30 years, but the prosecutor is asking for 17.
Ooh, that's a lot.
So I just poor guy in prison with that sweater on.
So we'll see what they get.
Yeah. You know, but and then their son just got in a car accident.
But I think he's going to be okay, but it's for a younger son.
Yeah.
But yeah, I've gone deep on this whole thing, but now we're waiting to see what they
get.
Okay.
A lot of people getting time.
So this is juicy kind of interesting
so this woman had
uh... embryos frozen
and
what you can do with your frozen embryos you can donate them to somebody that
can afford
to go through the process of getting your own embryos they can just
put those embryos in them so they don't have to get an aid from someone.
They don't have to, yeah, they don't have to,
it's already ready to go.
Like the mashed potatoes, you can get a Tosco,
just big frozen block of embryo.
Yeah, because that will save you a lot of money
and a lot of time going through all the process
of stimulating your eggs and getting this firm.
So if you're fine with it, not be biologically yours,
but you wanna carry a a baby You can get so this couple said give us
The most unwanted embryos you have oh and they said we have ones that have been in the freezer since
1992 oh like old freezer burned in the back
and so
They just gave birth to them
wow
so i mean talk about an old soul
this is the epitome of an old soul they really are an old soul they were
conceived thirty years ago
wow and being born today
and i'm just like wow that'll be i mean i'm sure they'll be the one kid
the one looks thirty five
if you look at his face but the yeah, they look cute, but like for them
But yeah, I always think that's
Intra like you on real house. I suppose see how they do bro
She went through fertility and has frozen embryos and
She said on some show or whatever if you want to set it to me, I thought it was so interesting.
She's like, well, you know,
because a lot of people have don't want to freeze them.
I mean, don't want to destroy them.
But then they also might have a problem donating them
because then you don't know where your child's
gonna be running around.
But then they, like, you know,
but sometimes it's expensive to keep them frozen
but then they don't want to destroy them.
So it's like a weird position to be and when you have these extra embryos. But Heather DeBro has said, like, well, I don't know, but sometimes it's expensive to keep them frozen, but then they don't want to destroy them. So it's like a weird position to be in when you have
these extra embryos.
But Heather DeBrow has said, like, well, I don't know,
maybe my, maybe my daughter would want them.
Yeah.
Which then, if that ever happened,
then you would be raising, you're sibling.
Right, right, right.
As your child.
Yeah.
So it's crazy. Yeah, so look at those kids.
Good.
Like, what if they really are like 90s kids?
Like, I mean somebody's got to make this is like a movie in the making right here, a cartoon
of an old baby.
Yeah.
You know, it's 32, he's angry, cigarette, like, I was sitting behind a half-gallon of
Brian's ice cream for the last 28 years. He doesn't want to work an iPad. He's like, what is I was sitting behind her half-gallon of Brian's ice cream for the last 28 years.
He doesn't want to work an iPad.
He's like, what is this?
Exactly.
I mean, I'm all these other friends have iPads.
Yeah, we're writing it already.
This is so...
Olivia Wilde has broken up with Harry Styles.
Harry Styles, they broke up?
Harry Styles, they broke up?
Yeah.
And she made her first appearance since they took their amical decision to take a break.
Where did she come out at? Where she where was her public appearance just to
get a f okay just look up where the public a function or I didn't see this one
going the distance I mean I'm gonna say right now people can be mad at
out of care I think he's by why now based on what I know we talked about this
a little bit in the live.
Yeah, that's what it should be.
I just realized, Paul did, I feel like there are,
okay, in my day, I really didn't believe
that guys could be by.
I just thought if they're by, they prefer dick.
Yeah.
They might be with, now I feel that younger people, younger guys,
just go, can be actually by,
like can really kind of enjoy both,
and they don't, they don't try to hide it,
they don't have a,
a job on their shoulder about it, whatever.
So I'm just saying,
like I think that they had a real relationship
and a real sexual relationship, I totally do,
but I just wouldn't be surprised.
I'm not saying it's true.
I wouldn't be surprised if maybe the next person he dates
is not a woman.
I'm gonna say-
Or more a couple of people down the line.
Governor's Awards in LA.
She was another award show that-
Another award show that-
She was at another award show.
Yeah, the Governor's Awards.
Yeah.
I don't know about that,
I don't know anything about Harry Styles outside of the fact that if Cedaman
Done worth, you know, right?
And there's a conspiracy theory that he that he wears a two-pay or a wig
Not really. Yes, there's just there's this video of it kind of like the way how beyond say
Her first child was you I mean like the the stomach was folding
There's like video of like that too.
So I don't know if it's not real, but it's like flipping up and all this other stuff.
Oh, okay.
You might have some extension in there or something.
No, it looks like, I mean, unless this is not, yeah.
Unless this was manipulated to look like that.
Okay.
I don't know.
Wow.
So much to know.
Leonhard DiCaprio went to balsas are
Yeah, the famous restaurant and
This is the one where James cordon is not allowed in anymore, but now he's back
No, no, he's back. Yeah, you can come anytime
Uh-huh, and he had a baseball hat on and a mask
But then they page six thought it was funny because they had a big sign at where the
uh... most is saying a a i guess maybe that means that you're a double a
list of yeah uh... leonard caprio table sixty one so like anybody that was
walking by the hostess would see that
that he was actually there yeah like like a dynamic a difference but uh... i
guess he's still dating Gigi Hadid.
As we, as you know, know everybody, Pete Davidson is dating Emily, writer Jetsky.
Rite Jetsky, yeah. Yeah. Rite to Jetsky. And, uh, they're, I think that they're both really
thirsty. And I think that they are calling paparazzi to come film them because they got together this weekend or Friday.
Right.
And the paparazzi was there and according to what Street The R in New York, it's not like a place any Wednesdays.
So clearly they knew where they were going to this party.
Yeah.
And then they get together and then they went right into this hallway and they hugged in the window so that someone could take the photos from Page Six.
I'm also seeing photos now of him with her ex-husband, that bear, whatever's name was,
bear something, the woman, the man she was married to.
Her and Pete Davidson were good friends.
He, oh.
And Pete Davidson.
So now they're like, now they're still being friendly or back in the day, they're friendly.
No, back in the day.
They were in a next game together and a couple of things.
So people like, to see breaking the broke
code
well i remember seeing when he was dating him car dash and remember an old uh...
interview came up with him on a talk show
saying how what a great night he had
having running into conier and
kim
at no but and they all had to get their t-shirt all when you would like years
before he got with him
be careful this i just think there's like years before he got with Kim. Be careful.
I just think there's like, yeah,
he's just, we'll go for anybody.
Like just, but I don't, I mean,
are they boning?
Probably, she seems pretty sexual,
but I just think they're also super thirsty for the press.
Absolutely.
Yes.
I mean, I feel this whole peak Davidson thing,
like I feel like Hollywood gets behind,
like they get behind certain people and just so we got to make this happen. Why is the health in calling it?
I don't it's like I keep getting
Folk from the Hilton it's power's held hold on. Yep. Where you do Jane tonight?
Yeah, anyway. Yeah, so it's just like I felt like that it was that way
I remember Matthew McConaughey before Matthew McConaughey
became a big star.
The Hollywood was like, we are gonna make this happen
if it kills us.
I remember going to this thing called Hot Cup of Talk
at the Groundlings,
where's the beginning of like alternative comedy
and Kathy Griffin, who wasn't really a standup at the time,
but she was starting to do this thing
when you were just tell stories
instead of telling like more, of telling more traditional jokes.
And I remember going to watch her, and she was just acting.
And it was before I'd even heard of Matthew McConaughey, but she was almost like imitating
like an agent like, get me McConaughey, I'm going to make McConaughey, I start like this
whole thing and like how this all happens, where it's like, my God enough.
Yeah, they have like, these people get these teams of people behind them
to just, you know, we gotta make this guy happen.
I don't know why they pick certain people.
I feel like Pete Davids is one of those people.
We have to make this, and I feel like sometimes
it just doesn't happen.
Like, in the case of Pete Davids,
I think it's gonna be that.
A few years ago, people felt that about Army Hammer.
They felt like they're like, there was even an article about it
before he got all the stuff of him DMing people
saying, I wanna eat your rib.
Before that, they were like, my God,
he kept getting movies and he kept getting big.
And none of that, and it was flop after flop after flop.
And they're like, what's going on?
This was any other guy, he wouldn't keep
getting these opportunities.
But I think it was because he was so good looking.
Yeah, but you could find, you throw a rock
and hit a guy good looking in Hollywood.
But when that movie that he got of the one
where the kid wanted to try to fuck a peach,
what was that?
Say my name.
Say my name.
Call me by your name.
Call me by your name.
That movie had was every 50-year-old gay man's fantasy.
Because it took place in the eighties.
I'm straight. It was my fantasy.
It loved me.
I thought he looked like my old boyfriend
because he was preppy close.
Took place in like some nice restaurant.
It took place in like a beautiful house in the middle of the year.
It took place in the middle of the year.
In the mid-80s.
So some big girl gay guy in Hollywood was like,
of course I love this because,
and it was a summer thing,
and here he's this like straight acting guy
who swoops in and takes advantage of this 17 year old kid.
Yeah.
So I'm like, I think,
I do think there was an element of Hollywood
that was just extremely attracted to our rehabmer.
And I don't think it had anything really to do
with this pedigree.
I think it was just like his looks and stuff.
But you mentioned that the other day,
you're like that story kind of like,
what's going on with that with the documentary?
Oh yeah, we were taking our car ride to Phillip
from Philly, DC.
And I was saying that I just, I feel like that went away
that because they had a documentary come out about. Yeah. I've never seen the trailer before. uh... to fill from philly to see and i was saying that i just i feel like that went away that
because they had a documentary come out about yeah
i think i think that
the real
depth of that documentary is
from the great grandfather to the grandfather to his dad to art there's all
this weird stuff that went on
uh... sexually with all of them and the money and everything
but i think a lot of it, they couldn't share
on the documentary because ARMY's,
because of about ARMY's dad, Michael,
and he's still around.
But, and then also, and what the girl said,
I just don't think people were very sympathetic to it
because it's like at one moment they would say,
we don't want to shame anybody that's into kinky sex.
That's shame, yeah. But then anybody that's into kinky sex.
Shame, yeah.
But then really that's what the girls were saying was that they were dating Cam, they immediately
got to SNM and they thought they were in like, they were like, hey, I liked 50 shades of
gray, this shouldn't be so hard.
And then he would push the, he would use that to actually hurt them.
And then, you know, and then you'd be like, meet, you have to,
you know, I'm gonna put a leash on you and you have to be outside waiting for me like a dog.
And then they would do it. That was a real one, right? That was a real one, and then they would do it,
and then, and then, and then, and then a lot of them would find out that he was seeing somebody else.
Yeah, yeah. And then they, and then they, so what are they more upset about seeing someone else or waiting outside in the cold with a leash on?
I think they, they realized that yes,
it wasn't abusive relationship.
It was obviously not a good relationship.
Yeah.
You know, he lied to them about being exclusive,
but also he pushed the envelope physically with them.
I mean, he never did eat anyone's rib.
No, no, no, that was a kink, right?
Just talking about that.
So I think other people are like just DMing and saying, I want to eat your ribs.
Doesn't really mean like that could have just been his dirty talk.
No, there's people who, yeah, exactly.
There's these people who do all that, you know, they dress up like furries.
I mean, that's a whole world where some people have weird kink.
Thank God, I'm not one of them. I think I feel like everybody comes back. Louis C. K. everybody comes back and
I
I don't know that he'll ever be at the movie star status, but I predict that he will work again in something
Yeah, um
But then you know because he
If he but it's got to happen soon
why he still is like young and good looking.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
It goes too long and it's going to be like, who cares?
Like he's got to try to make, but who knows?
Yeah.
I don't think people had sympathy for the girls.
That's also it.
I, I didn't see the documentary, but yeah.
Shepp Rose, who's on Southern Charm.
Okay.
He posted, I feel like if I walk into a room, these two guys, Harry Styles and Pete Davidson,
are there looking like this that I would have zero excited about trying to get the girl,
meaning like he thinks he's cuter than the two of them.
But he looks not cute here.
No, that's not a cute picture of him.
And he's getting old or, anyway, I just thought that was interesting. Julia Fox weighed in.
Julia Fox is killing it on social media.
People are really enjoying her videos where she talks to the camera and she comes up with
all different kinds of philosophies and stuff.
And she doesn't like lying in the bed and she's always like looking up like this.
Her blonde eyebrows are starting to grow out.
So in this video she was looking at his frightening.
And she's talking and she's like, I'm going to tell you guys about Kanye.
You know, I used to have a clothing line and I always liked Kim and Kim would sell my
clothes at her store and I always really enjoyed her.
So when I was talking to Kanye, I just enjoyed him as an artist and I thought he was being so
awful to Kim before he got with me for that month, I was, I thought, oh good, I'm being a distraction
from Kanye bugging Kim. And at that time, he wasn't on Twitter and I thought I was like good for him
So when people are like why didn't she stop him like I couldn't
Stop him and then she's like and I stand with my Jewish brothers and sisters. Oh good
Yeah, well, I'm sure the Jewish people are happy to hear that she's on board that all so people are like
I don't know if she's saying that she was distracting, that she was distracting him from harassing Kim,
or that she was trying to save him.
Now she said I was trying to save him,
but he would be harassing her.
She'd be like, oh my God,
he's yelling at me via text, whatever.
I personally don't think they ever fucked.
I 100% agree with you.
I think of the whole thing as weird.
I didn't even know she was there half the time
Like even the pictures like paparazzi pictures. I'm like does he know she's behind him? Yeah, like
I don't think they ever fucked because she also said it in interview
She's like I'm not I'm not that sexual like I'm not really
And I thought I always think that's interesting when somebody starts having sex
that sexual like i'm not really exact i thought i always think that's interesting when somebody starts having sex
young or it she's like i was a sex worker she was a dominant tricks
and i'm not saying that with everybody but like i believe her i believe that
she's the psych
doesn't really is not super horny
you know i'm waiting for con you to get his big rubber boots off this
zip it is parking that all that shitty shitty wedge, like oh my God,
you know, waiting in the bed, like, you know what?
The mood's gone.
The mood's gone.
Yeah, I'm gonna do Kanye and talk about uncut,
James, I'm like her weird voice.
But she's kind of bright.
I have to say, like, and I've been watching,
I follow her and like, she does say,
she does make some good points in her little TikToks.
Yeah, that's what I had I joke about her a lot
And you know somebody wrote me like she's actually pretty accomplished and she's basically saying what you're saying and
So I looked her up. I was like maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I don't know that she's a
Compton but she's not let me tell you she talks okay in her tiktoks
She brings up some good points. Yeah, haven't been brought up by other people. Okay, in her TikToks, she brings up some good points
that haven't been brought up by other people.
Okay, that's good.
So I'll give her that.
Yeah.
I think it might have to make a like a refer random
in 2023, but I'm kind of a don with like people
who just don't do anything.
Like I feel like she's one of those,
I like, it's all good, like in this kind of
just a school board, it's fun to talk about. But I don't know what she does. Like she's not an actress, she's one of those I like you're told good like in this kind of Justice Scoob world. It's fun to talk about but I don't know what she does
Like she's not an actress. She's not anything. I saw really anything like Jojo Gabor
Like I felt like we all knew we all know these people, but like what do they do?
You know there was a lot oh speaking of which I saw that Angelina movie that's movie
That's exactly what that's what I mean.
And it was so boring.
I watched two episodes on the plane on the way to Boston.
Angeline is a girl that had the hot pink corvette
and all the billboards.
And it's basically how did she get the billboards?
And growing up, I always thought she had some ritual man
or whatever that'd pay it.
She did find some ritual, but he actually ran the billboards and he would just like put her up there, I guess if it was a spare one or whatever that pay it she did find some rich old but he actually ran the billboards and you would just like
put her up there i guess if it was a spare one or whatever
and then he put the number down to the billboard place
so in the end he would sell advertising because people would call and be like
oh so it was like a win-win
and
but there's no juice to the story now
like she just wanted to be famous
and she always wanted a billboard
and it's pretty boring.
If you want juice, I'll give you juice.
I saw it in a 99 cents store once
and that's not a joke.
Going down the aisle, 99 cents store,
you know, shopping cart full of 99 cents items
and she had a jar of pickles from the store open
and she was eating the pickles.
Before she didn't have to pay for it.
Well, I think she was gonna pay for it.
She thought she was gonna pay for it,
but she was enjoying the pickles while she was shopping.
Well, in the 90s and cent store.
I have a better store than that that I remembered.
Okay.
So when my brother was a musician,
and he always had a rock bands,
and in the Angelene show, she tried to be in a band and she was hanging out with
Skia Go-Go in like the 70s before.
And then I think it was the late 80s or mid 80s when the billboards first started.
So my brother got in some accident who's at the hospital.
And there was this like you stuffed unicorn there. got in some accident who's at the hospital and my
and there was this like you stuff to unicorn there
okay and
angeline visited him and brought him the stuff to unicorn
wow
that's yeah and my sister's like angeline
and you can sort of another and july was just here yeah
angeline was just here visiting
gym and i've been lately here yeah, Angelina was just here visiting Jim.
I mean, I believed it then.
I do. There are no reason to lie about it, but it completely makes sense that knowing
what my brother, who my brother was, what he was like, and that she, and who she was,
that she would absolutely be friends with him and.
They like hung out at the whiskey gogo or something.
They were friendly.
Didn't you get hit by a car like leaving the whiskey a go go?
Um, yeah, but that's this was a different car.
This was a different situation.
This was longer.
This was like maybe early 90s that she brought in the the stuffed unicorn.
Wow.
And then I took the unicorn.
I took the unicorn.
He's like, I don't want the unicorn.
I had the unicorn like in my high school college
or whatever room at my parents house. I mean you have a lot of fancy. I can see it in
my head. You have a lot of fancy friends and stuff but I think your brother has the most
thing. I just remembered that. It's a whole time that I've talked about Angelene. I never
remembered that story until I started watching this thing that she was like interrockers and tried to be in rock band and hang out at the whiskey a
go-go all the time and I was like oh my god wow it's pretty wild yeah so
anyway Kanye West treat treat tweeted a Hebrew greeting over the weekend
oh good see everybody's kids are gonna work out Jeffrey Epstein, they are going to release some more names that are part of the girl suing.
Are they going to be names?
This is all part of...
Prince Andrew, Bill Richardson.
No, the name...
Nobody that we...
Like, let's hear a bombshell one.
So, it's a sky...
Prince...
Prince Kerr.
He is this billionaire that doesn't want his name.
He doesn't want this stuff opened up and revealing whatever these elements are to the case
of the woman who has her lawsuit still going.
Okay.
And it's against Prince Andrew and this guy, Pritzker.
Yeah.
He's a billionaire hedge fund manager.
Oh, and so former, the Mexican governor, Bill Richardson,
and billionaire hedge fund manager, Glen Dubin,
all of the men have denied that they were involved
with her gun for guffery.
And they don't want these materials be- because he had a house in New Mexico right
that's where a lot of this is right out we kept all this women and Bill Richardson is the
governor of Mexico he actually ran for president at one point in the last about a minute
but he did we'll see I'm like I don't know that we're ever going to know anything more
Jeff Garland from the Goldbergs and a. You can put it in a cancellation, but then he.
No, he got fired from the show.
Yeah, because they said he was mean backstage.
And there's some sexual, or maybe not.
I don't think it was sexual.
I think it's verbally abusive.
Abusive, on set.
Anyway, he says he is bipolar.
Oh, there you go.
He's back on the show.
He's just got...
No, he's not going to come back on the show because they killed him off.
Oh, okay. His character died.
That's 70 show. What's the call?
No, no, Goldberg. Goldberg's okay.
But, you know, of course, people are like, oh, now, you know, it's always your bipolar
if you're an asshole.
Yeah. You could just be an entitled asshole.
Doesn't mean necessarily a bipolar, but apparently someone said he has been polar been aflick
and mat david
are teasing
a new adventure together
oh good starting something together
you think they're really friends or sissick it doesn't once again that kolly
would kind of made out they're totally friend yeah
they wrote the movie that they thought to why they said why
that's what they want it called the good while hunting.
Yes.
Yeah.
Great movie.
Great movie.
But I can't believe you're not going to guess what this is.
Oh, what they're doing.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Podcast.
Oh, just kidding.
No, it's a film.
It's a production company.
Yeah.
But I bet part of the production company will be a podcast element. Yeah, podcast element. Yeah, sure.
Drew bearmore, she has a podcast and she says that she is boring and she doesn't have the energy
for a wild sex life, the actress opened up on her to a point. Well, who wants that wild sex
of Drew bearmore? You know what I mean? again, she was somebody I think that was very sexual.
She was married three times.
She was at Studio 54 at nine.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
I'm just saying like, sometimes I think when you've
so-dru-wild oats or what,
and then you're just like, no, I'm not desiring it.
Like, it doesn't mean she never will,
but I think she's just being honest.
And she's like, no, I'm good.
I'm happy, I doesn't mean she never will, but I think she's just being honest. And she's like, no, I'm good. I'm happy.
I've got my daughters.
I like to cook.
I like to make soup.
I think that's it.
Yeah.
I mean, I think this, I'll just say this.
I think this is more of a normal way to be drew
more than like a, like those guys we just mentioned,
the Bill Richardson and and the and the
like Harvey Weinstein's like if you're really sexual at 65
I think that's more fucked up than well of course. Yeah, I think that eventually you gotta just be like
who take a bite. I yeah, but I mean, you know
I think she's just being really honest. Yeah, no, I prefer the honesty. Not everybody's sexual. I like it.
But who is sexual share?
Yes.
76 still getting it with Amber Rose's ex.
They're still dating.
They just, it's a new one.
They just were seeing a hung out at her place in Malibu.
She's selling her house in Malibu for 85 million.
I know, it's, but they,
she's been like the queen of Malibu for a long time.
But they're, hey, but hanging out there there what about what is what is he what is he
do like is he just amber osu x what is he is like in music and players and no
is a music okay
this kid was lost his he was one of the best high school football players in
the country and it is for florida scholarship
offer pulled for football this
weekend. Why? Yes. Because you don't know. I don't know. Wait, he was, he's trans. No, they
would, then now would be fine if he was trans. Oh, okay. No, No, he was singing a rap song, filming himself.
Oh, he did.
And the Edward.
And he posted it.
Okay.
That's it.
So I was telling Annie when we were writing white chicks,
that there's a famous part in white chicks,
when it's Sean and Marlon as the white girls
Yeah, and busy Philips and the two other girls
They're all in the car going shopping to come see me
It was on the girl that works at the shop. Yeah, and they're listening to a song and
With the N word in it and so Sean and Marlon know the song they forget that they're supposed to be white girls
Yeah, the word and the three other girls are like oh my god girls you can't say that you can't
say and then Sean and Marlon are like well not if it's okay if no one's around yeah and they're
like it is and then they all get excited and they sing it but that's in the movie yeah saying it
different times but I will say if this kid is doing this in 2022,
he is too dumb to go to college.
So forget about being in a good football play.
Yeah.
Like how, doesn't every white kid know at this point?
Not to tick-tock that.
Not to film yourself.
Yeah.
Not to do it at all, even if you're alone in your room.
And not to tick-tock it or Twitter it or whatever opposed it.
Yeah.
How does somebody-
I think you're right.
He's-
So he got it taken away.
Wow.
All right, well again.
And then speaking of college, John Stamos said, I'm going to say this and she said, I could.
She wasn't really the architect of any of it.
She was in the way background about his good
friend Lori Loflin. Oh well good. I mean of the USC thing. Of the USC thing. Yeah.
Paying the guy 500,000 to get their kid their two daughters. She was in the way background
of what? Meaning she just fake growing pictures. I mean they were right. She took the they
were actual pictures right? Yes. So there you go. I know some people then we're like shut up, Sean
Yeah, just why you bring it up exactly like he was a guest on Dak Shepard show and it's like
He also said on that show that he said he had met Bob Sagitt
Like like a couple of months before for dinner. Yeah, and he said that Bob Sagitt was acting strange
He said that he for the the first time, had seen,
he didn't say strange, he said that he seemed happy
and like comfortable with himself the first time.
Like he, he made it, it seemed to lead on
that he knew he was not gonna see him again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like he knew that it was coming.
But Sagitt's death, which I thought was interesting.
I think you can think that what she did,
the crime was not that bad.
Because he's like, you know, some of that money did,
you know, she thought that money was going towards
a charity for the school.
Right.
You know, so whatever.
Yeah.
But she still knew she was paying
to get her kid into school.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Because the kid had like a three two.
So there was no way the kid,
so it's like,
you, someone can think she's not a bad person
and that she used her money to make her daughter happy.
Right.
And that she wasn't thinking it through,
I'm actually taking this spot away from someone.
I don't think anybody thought that.
Yeah.
Everyone was thinking,
yeah, this is what people do. This is what everybody's doing.
My kids in India, I got a couple of bucks.
Yeah.
Can't we, we're gonna circumvent some shit. I mean, that's yeah.
Yeah.
And we're making a sacrifice. We're paying so that maybe somebody else can go.
Right.
But the people that really, I always said this was the worst white, unwhite crime ever.
Because the people that got screwed wasn't like a child of color
who's a scholarship kid because that was not it was like someone that had like a four
one right that could have made it if there was a few more spots and they were already a
good student and they were probably going to have to pay full price anyway but they didn't
get it because this person had 500,000 that's's... That whole, when that went down,
I was just like, yes, this is what people do.
I mean, I was not shocked by it.
I was shocked, but now that my kids are older
and I've been through the process,
I have a little more sympathy for people
that want to write a check
because it is a fucking nightmare.
And it's impossible to get your kid in as a freshman.
Yeah.
So, anyway, Princess Diana,
she, this woman is six three playing her and I'm freaked out how tall she is on the crown
It was very exciting for me to go home and tell my wife my wife loves the crown
And I learned that on your life juicy scoops at that woman is six for three
And I told my wife my wife is shocked
She's like some stream immediately began googling and
We did a and she works for Netflix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew more.
We did a few times.
But then of course, the guy playing Prince Charles
at the time is Dominic West.
And you, well, for my favorite show, The Affair,
I tell you guys, watch The Affair just season one and two
after that it sucks.
But it's so fucking juicy.
It is good.
And he's so hot in it.
And they do give him that dorky hairdo
of Prince Charles where it's like parted way on one side.
And he does really get his mannerisms down,
but he's still so much better.
Well, I think he's in real life, Dominic West,
so it's probably not much of a stretch for him.
But he's still so cute.
Yeah.
He was in the movie with Santa Bull like 28 days. Yes, he was a drunk boyfriend. That's another one of those
movies that I love the beginning love it. And then the minute she gets to
rehab, I like turn it off or switch over. Yeah, there's certain movies that I like movie. Yeah.
We talked about her stupid podcast. Okay, Adele crying and crying throughout her performance. Yeah.
And she's back in Vegas.
She made it.
She made it.
She did it.
She did stop there for a while
and was supposed to remember everyone.
That was the first ticket thing.
If you ever had tickets to her show or a residency
and she just quit and everyone was pissed off
and now she's back.
Did she say,
I love her.
I saw her once in concert long time ago. Like I didn't
even, I only knew one of her songs. Yeah. But I loved every single song. I started to be
computer and work. Yeah. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get, I mean, are these tickets
like another like 30,000? Well, I don't know. She's doing a residency, which is the
kind of the way to go now. Like why wouldn't you, like, Elton John just did his final show
last night at Dodger Stadium. And they're like, that's it like Elton John just did his final show last night at Dodger Stadium and they're like that's it Elton John's done
touring he made this whole speech about it and then last night he's like I said I
was done touring I didn't say I wouldn't do a residency in the same place so
so where's the residency? He didn't say yeah he had one at Caesar's
Y-Backout we saw that Caesar's yeah I've seen at Caesar's Y-Back. We saw them at Caesar's. Yeah, Caesar's. At Caesar's residency, I've seen Mariah Carey.
I've seen Celine Dion and I've seen Elton John.
Yeah, I mean, that's the way to go now, you know?
I'm gonna come to me.
I'm gonna try to see Adele there.
Yeah, what is it like?
This is a skirt with a G-string, like a G-string on the back.
So it's a skirt to the knee and then just full-ass cheeks out, full-ass cheek.
Okay.
Just wanted you to know that's a popular wearing.
Okay, good for you.
I want to people know for the holidays
that shark-cudery shell-aes are here.
They're gingerbread houses,
but made with,
I think this is honestly the cutest thing.
Yeah.
So you, like, it has little broccoli trees,
has like little wasabi nuts,
walking up to the thing.
And so like you can, I guess you could take giant crackers.
Oh, they always soabi nuts.
They're little rocks or wasabi nuts.
Yeah, I guess you do.
Yeah, so you get the gingerbread, whatever the house part,
but you do it with crackers.
And then you can cover all that, spread it in white cheese.
The roof is salami, it's so good.
Yeah, like a hard salami.
I think this is like, and then you have a little nuts
and stuff, like a walkway of nuts.
Look, you said you, there was a little snowman.
I like it, snowman's wearing a bachudo scarf.
It's got a salami scarf on.
That's very clever.
And that must be like a little chunks of goat cheese,
probably as a snowman.
Anyway, it looks cute for the holidays.
It does.
Oh, Heidi and Spencer had their second baby,
juicy scoop family.
So now the boy is named Riker and the older brother is Gunner.
So congrats.
I sent him a congratulations and he wrote me right back.
Good.
He loves you.
He's going to come to the Christmas dinner.
You old dads.
Yeah, he's going to come to the Christmas dinner not hide you won't leave okay the baby
but he's coming to the christmas christmas dinner jojo seawaw doesn't think
she'll ever speak to canis camera bird again
oh with a
because she is doing the there's so one thing I will say about this whole thing
to let people up to date canis is doing something like the hallmark channel
But it's just what is it called can you look up?
It's a new channel. Yeah, that is
Really what she says there it she calls it traditional
shows that highlight and only will feature
Traditional marriage which really is heterosexual marriage,
is what you say.
Yes.
Okay.
And so, it's all shows, it just Christmas movies.
No, it's not Christmas movies.
It's like a whole network.
American family Christmas.
Oh, Christmas?
It's called Great American Family Christmas.
Yeah.
But I thought it was a whole network of stuff.
Great American family. Oh, it's called Great American Family, which has been the greatest
press for him, because whoever knew it existed.
Yeah, no kidding.
And, you know, there was, remember when there used to be a network called PAX?
Yes.
PAX.
Still around, I think.
That was religiously leaning. That was like religious Christian stuff. And so anyway, she just said, hey, this is what I'm doing.
And people got very angry with her,
I thought that she was a hypocrite
because in the past they have accused her
of not supporting Gays and she said, no, I do.
And they're like, well, no, you don't,
because you're doing a show that won't show any gay couples.
Yeah.
And so JoJo just is like,
some people feel the outrage is not fair.
Just like, if you want to have her channel
and her channel.
Yeah, if she wants to work on that
and if people want to watch that network,
then why can't they watch it?
I mean, I'm almost in that camp a little bit.
I am two, like, there's a million channels.
I kind of feel the same way.
I'm like, you know, B-T's, but around forever.
And that was because people felt they were not
being able to see enough of themselves on regular TV.
So they created a channel that would highlight
black Americans and their stories.
And that's always been fine.
Yeah.
People felt there weren't enough sports on TV,
they created ESPN.
I don't watch that.
I don't care about ESPN.
Yes.
Yeah, I, I,
So I'm kind of like,
And she's also like,
I mean, she's,
She never,
She never,
She always was that.
That's a good thing, yeah.
It's not like she,
Yeah.
It wasn't,
We always knew this was an issue.
This was always something she had to defend.
Yeah, she's,
of the camera, she's her camera and sister and but i i do like wacky
religious people right right but i'm saying like okay so now let's say this
okay now you're an actress uh-huh you're just trying to pay the bills
and you get offered to be in a movie it It's gonna get you your sag insurance
for your family of five,
but it's on this network.
And it's just some dorky movie
about a family that goes on a vacation.
But it's a man and a woman.
And there's maybe some traditional religious themes.
Yeah.
Now, as an actress that takes that role, are you going to be persecuted by people
because you're actually on a network that is excluding any gay storylines? They won't
feature any TV movies or whatever on this channel. That features gay couples.
Yeah, well it's interesting that she even had to say it because I mean up until 10 years ago every network was
Was not do it, you know that
That's all the way every network was listen. It's a little more open now. Thankfully, but what this was a glad
That's what it stands for. Yeah gay and lesbian and that information right. Yeah, but but but it was there would be the
glad awards and the glad awards was we're gonna the glad fought to have gay
and lesbian and and now queer and every you know people featured on regular TV
and in commercials yeah and they have done their job yeah they have done
awards they have done their but I'm saying hey, you're not gonna tell me. I hosted the glad awards.
They have done their, but I'm saying there's a lot of that.
But then somebody would say yes,
but by now having some place where you don't have to see it,
that's not good that that even exists.
Right, yeah, I know.
It's a tough one because you don't want to be like the asshole.
It's like, I just think like, I agree with.
And I also just think like that whatever this network is
Is gonna employ a lot of people we have a friend that you said was writing a script for like a Christian network
Yeah, he writes a lot of them actually, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't have gay friends or
No, it's not, yeah
He's they just have yeah, just the checks are coming the checks are coming in they're simple to write in this is the parameter and like
i mean if we can if you can see the movie bros
i didn't see it but well if you can have pros then why can't you have i got
nothing against it i'll see it but anyway jojo's gonna probably hate me
too just that i said
i'm not gonna watch this dorky thing because i'm not into dorky stuff and i
like gay themed stuff more than i like straight
i don't have a
i just really
can have it
don't that i could say i could boldly say that will never be a time when i
turn on the american
family channel
i won't either because i watched
falling for christmas i made you watch it it's lindsey low-end show and it was
some of the worst acting i've ever seen
it yes all of that and these are like, punniporly.
We all know the kind of cadence of these.
And you were like saying, say anything like that.
To say yes.
It was full like, hallmarky kind of acting.
It was full, hallmarked.
But what I will say that was funny about the movie, Bros, is that they made fun of the
fact that there was a network like hallmark in the movie that was funny about the movie Bros. is that they made fun of the fact that there was a network
like Hallmark in the movie.
That was now having gay themed movies,
which now Hallmark, I do believe,
features some gay romance.
There is some, yeah.
So I'm watching this and I'm like,
I can't believe that this was full-harm Hallmark.
Like it was so dorky, it was so not funny,
but it's on Netflix, it was so not funny.
And then so in a nutshell, I'm gonna go through it quick.
But like she is an ares of, you know, unannarious,
but she hasn't been fancy hotel with her dad.
She heads her head when she's out with her fiance,
he just asked her to marry him.
She's skiing, yeah.
They both are missing for a while.
She ends up going to the smaller lodge,
doesn't know who she has, has amnesia,
and gets to meet him, and then of course,
they fall in love.
Right.
So watch the whole thing,
and you did say something funny in the lives
about amnesia.
It is, I mean, I said in the lives,
that amnesia has been a crutch
that Hollywood has used now for 100 years
and it's supported the entire soapop industry.
And yet, I've never met any of them, Amnesia.
Nobody knows anybody who's ever had Amnesia.
I think it's kind of a lock-nest monster.
We all heard about it, but nobody's actually seen it.
I know, and you always kind of want to,
but yeah, I always wanted to.
And even when I fell fell I didn't get em
Yeah, but this couple
Um, I we talked about I think they were just extras and then they had a big part
But it was like this couple that just kept showing up and then Annie just brought up how young the guy looks
Yeah, it's like he's like
Yeah, so anyway, yeah, I
Want to close this out because we've with the show's been long
But and then she'd like tried to make a bed and they tried to make it funny
That was all the funny dumb stuff. They fall in love and
And then at the end I'm just ruining it you guys were ruining it if you want to skip ahead
I'm sure you were dying to watch this week, but he's like I
Inherited this lodge. Do you realize they inherited the lodge?
Yeah.
Like someone gave it to him and his wife
and then the wife died.
But not enough people were going there.
And so then the whole town comes together
and breeze their checkbooks to the Christmas Eve party.
So they've got the lodge open.
Then they all write him checks.
So stupid.
And then, but then, she realizes, all of a sudden,
her memory comes back when she sees her fiancee
or dad, but she does also realize I don't want to be with this fiance.
So she gives him back his ring and then he looks at the guy who runs the hotel and they
do end up together.
Yeah, turns out the whole movie was could have been a Candace.
Up until the very end until the very end
when he like leans in and you realize
they're going off into the sunset together him
and the sky where he didn't
they had no chemistry throughout the whole thing
there was no foreshadowing
there was foreshadowing that this guy might be gay
there was no foreshadowing that they would get together
I almost feel like that was something they decided
at the last minute of writing this script.
I feel like when you get like,
these movies have to be shot so quickly,
they got to like, and I feel like
they were like so excited to get Lindsey Lohan in this.
Yeah.
I'll give you two weeks.
Yes.
You gotta get it and they're like, okay, no problem.
You get one to everybody gets one take.
You gotta go, go, go, go, go,
Lindsey Lohan, blah, blah, blah.
We gotta get her out of here.
And that's why it looks like this.
And does know they couldn't develop
through this relationship beforehand.
Because there's no time.
Oh, and you know what they did at the very end of the movie?
What?
They did the Blu-Pu-Real.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, like they had so much fun filming it.
Oh, my God.
And even the Blu-Pu-Real was not funny. Yeah, like it had this... It was like, what? Oh, da did? Yeah, like they had so much fun filming it. Oh my god. And even the blooper reel was not funny.
Yeah, like it, yeah, it was, it was like,
what?
Oh, drip, drip.
Ah, and then the crap, and then the,
yeah, and a couple of grips who just
are trying to keep their job, like if I could laugh
at Lindsey Lohan.
Oh, Chris.
Thank you for joining me.
Thank you, Chris.
For my shows this past weekend.
How did great time.
The two shows this week.
Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you. Tell everybody where past weekend. How do great the two shows this week?
Yes, happy Thanksgiving. Thank you. Tell everybody where they can see you again
Charlotte Charlotte. What's the day comedy zone?
December hold on can I get my calendar? Well, I can tell you where you can find his calendar. It's
friend Jola friend Jola that fun Charlotte's Wednesday the 30th of November Atlanta punchline is Tuesday
The 1st of December Atlanta punchline Fun fun then New Orleans. I'm playing a play. It's on friendjolo. I fun the place I'm playing in New Orleans
And then I'm playing the Alabama black box in mobile Alabama on
The Saturday night and are you going all in one,
you're going from Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday?
Yeah.
And how are you getting to all the places?
I don't want to tell you the,
I'm not telling you how I'm getting from New Orleans
to New Orleans.
Can you please tell me, please, I beg of you.
I'm taking a Greyhound bus.
First time I've ever taken a Greyhound bus.
I've never taken a Greyhound bus.
Because otherwise it doesn't make sense.
There's no flight.
From getting from New Orleans to Mobile,
it's a weird, it's like 12 hour flight.
How long is the bus for?
Two and a half hours.
I bought my ticket already, $35 on the bus.
And you'd rather do that than rent a car.
Well, the rent a car was like crazy.
It was crazy.
And I'd have to go.
Crazy expensive.
Crazy expensive.
And I don't do a door deal. So so it just goes out of my pocket, everything.
Right.
So I know, yeah, I'm doing Greyhound.
Have you ever done Greyhound?
No.
I've never done a Greyhound thing.
I've been on a bus, like in college, like going to, I think I took a bus from LA for
the Greek ski week at heavenly in Lake Tahoe and it
broke down in Gordon.
This is what everybody, yeah.
It broke down all night and so we were all just drinking.
So wait, how long?
That's a long bus ride.
It was long and then we were broken down for like six hours.
We're only like two hours into the drive and then we broke down all night long.
And then we put like the Greek ski trip, yeah.
Oh my God.
I remember just drinking so much
because we had nothing else to do on that bus.
Yeah.
And then having to pee and we already like lost a whole day.
That was the last time I was on a bus.
Well, if anybody comes to see me
at the Howling Wolf in New Orleans,
this is probably the Howling Wolf New Orleans
and then I'm going to the...
Now, what if many comes forward?
That's what I'm saying and says I'll drive you versus the Greyhound would you still rather do the Greyhound?
I have to get like like the person who drove us in I'd have to get like the video that they're normal and I would
Absolutely, I can't believe somebody hasn't yet
It's so funny when people like oh, I guess they weren't a psycho or whatever
I'm like first of all there's three of us in one of them
But in your case, it would just be one person in you.
One in one, that's definitely murder.
But chances are that a woman, what if it was like,
I mean, what if it was like a Kathy Bates?
And then she, and then she drugs you, and then you wake up.
I mean, just the greatest movie, first of all,
Mystery is the greatest movie.
It's so, I remember how scary that movie was just
because it's not like shocking scary, but terrifying.
Yeah, but I mean, we came up with the scenario.
Was it you?
With me, we talked about like, where
if a juicy scupper got me and they were just like
kept putting like a microphone in front of me.
Did you do it? Yeah, and make me do like kept putting like a microphone in front of me. Like you do it?
Yeah, and make you do like impressions.
And it would be hard for them.
And what would I brought you Heather
and it's like a bunch of like,
tabloid magazines, just look through it
and start talking about it.
And a misery day, a sledgehammer to break his ankles.
They could break your little ankles with a,
you know, with just a,
a little tap hammer.
Yeah. That scene where they broke his cons ankles.
Oh my god, I can't even watch it now.
Yeah, I know, I can't even watch it.
Oh my god.
Alright, Chris, I love you.
Thanks.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Thank you.