Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Hollywood Affairs, Kathy Hilton with Fortune Feimster

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop Kathy Hilton putting lip gloss on stage at the People’s choice awards. Britney Spears’s husband Sam is to come on Juicy Scoop (in th...e near future). Shania Twain recreated a look from 1998 that reminded me of Kirstie Alley’s bikini strut on Oprah. My Unorthodox Life was wild, and I do a full season recap. I need to stop watching Sisterwives before bed to stop having wet Cody dreams. Then Comedian Fortune Feimster is here! Fortune has been on tour, and she is about to go on another one. GMA TJ Holmes is an alleged serial cheater, confirmed by the press, and an anon Juicy Scooper. Art Basal got weird with live breast milking on stage. Updates on Todd and Julie Chrisley and who will gain custody of their grandaughter/daughter. Axel Rose is done throwing microphones at his fans after an accident. Jesse James is cheating on his pregnant Only Fans wife. Fortune and I made AI portraits… Some turned out better than others. I am still obsessing over the White Lotus, and we create fan fiction using Bravo celebs. https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Heather McDonald has got the juices scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go. Juicy scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales. Her real life, Mr. Sanctuaryal Data, and serial sister. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in in listen up Hannah McDonald
Starting point is 00:00:30 Juicy scoop Hello and welcome to juicy scoop Okay, guys, I have the hilarious fortune feemster here. We got into lots of fun hot topics But I just wanted to catch up a little bit on what happened at the people's choice awards. Because there was some fun. Our girls real house has Beverly Hills were there and they were sitting on a table and I saw Kyle's Instagram account and she was kind of like, mm-hmm, because Kathy was sitting right next to Lee Serrina. As we know, they have not started filming again though I don't think it's on a indefinite
Starting point is 00:01:03 hiatus. I heard they're starting again in January. Of course, I believe they're all going to come back with probably one or two new people to shake it up. The outfits were a little interesting. Lisa Rena looked a little like shit or hair really short and more sunglasses and she looked a little like James Charles. I don't know if you know who he is, but that's who she kind of looked a little bit like. I love her. She's beautiful, but this was not my favorite look. But then something really great happened, and the internet, the Bravo spear went abuzz.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Our girl, Marish Gahar, to say won the award. And I guess the real house of Beverly is were up there because they were the ones presenting and then when she was accepting kathy helton was in the shot right behind her so mariska was not aware of what was going on behind her but kathy helton took that time to open her purse and reapply her lip gloss which i doubt was rena beauty
Starting point is 00:02:02 anyway i i think it's funny. I think everything she does is super plan out and calculated. I think she is a funny person. And there's no way this was her being a cook. In my opinion, there was no way this was her being a cookie girl going, oh, I didn't realize the camera was on me and I wanted to add some more gloss.
Starting point is 00:02:21 That's my opinion. But either way, it was pretty entertaining. And it's not like Mariska's gonna care if the people's choice works. And I actually did it, why she accepted an Emmy, okay, so who cares? So, people are all talking about it. I wanna say, I think Kathy Hilton looked absolutely great.
Starting point is 00:02:39 And for someone with her body and her age, this was a perfect outfit. And I just wanted to tell you ladies why I think it's perfect. It was right above the knee, it was purple. This was a perfect outfit. I just wanted to tell you ladies why I think it's perfect. It was right above the knee. It was purple. It was a great color. It's then she had nice platform sparkly purple shoes.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And then I had like this matching cape situation going. So it's like your arms are covered. Your ass is covered. But then you hold your purse so that you can easily get your lipstick out and reapply it while someone else is talking on camera and you can pull focus from it, but also kind of slimming and cute. So I'm just giving her that. But meanwhile, Sam, Brittany's husband put on his Instagram stories, what's a good podcast to go on?
Starting point is 00:03:18 Sam, you're right up the street in West Lake. If you'd like to come on, juice, I'd love to have you. Of course, I'd love to have Brittany too, but I would love to have you and really kind of get in your brain, see your body in person, see what you're up to. I'd like to know your story, your life story, when you came over here as a child, what's going on with you in Brittany's future.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So let's see, but, you know, we gotta be able to talk about more than just protein shakes and a workout. So that's all it's gonna be. You can go on archetypes. Okay, um, Chenaya Twain wore this outfit and she sang and she sounded great and I saw post-below like rocking out to it, which looked really fun. He's such a happy guy and
Starting point is 00:04:04 post-below like rocking out to it which looked really fun he's such a happy guy and so the outfit that she was matching was this one that she wore that classic look which the she she wore a like uh... leopard skin bra and cape and little pants and she like is perfectly flat stomach great and like twenty five years later she did it again but instead she did like this this meshing of her stomach now her stomach is super flat and good, but I'm just saying as someone that's not super
Starting point is 00:04:29 young anymore, no matter how thin you get, your skin changes. And crop tops and stuff just doesn't work after a certain age, even if you have a flat ass stomach. And I think that's maybe why. And I don't think it's necessary, but it reminded me of Rest in Peace, Kristi Alley. She was the original brave. Kristi Alley, she just passed away of cancer very sad, but she was always so funny and did so many great shows, cheers, Veronica Clause, at Lucas Talking. But she, her weight after cheers would fluctuate a lot. And she was the spokesperson for a lot of different diets and one minute she would be on a diet thing and be thin and the next
Starting point is 00:05:10 should be like on the cover of people like I ain't cake for a year and I'm happy and she looked beautiful no matter what because she was really pretty. But when Oprah was on one of her up and down kicks of being thin, She said, Kirstie Ali says, I'm going to come back on your show Oprah and I'm going to wear a bikini. And she came out in a bikini, but what she did was she wore like sheer tan nylons and she pulled them all the way up to under her bra. And so there was the seam there. It was like before spanks was invented. Anyway, again, the original brave person that was like, I said I was gonna do it,
Starting point is 00:05:48 I'm gonna do it. This is also sad. When he william son, Kevin, he's 22. He's been evicted from his $2 million Miami apartment. So, when he williams pays the rent on this apartment and did for a year, which was $100,000. For her son to go to school and live in a $2 million Miami high-rise fancy apartment.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I guess he hasn't paid for months, so they evicted him, he owes $70,000 in rent. He said, I was a full-time student, but I stopped because I was helping to take care of my mother. But because Wells Fargo has frozen her accounts, which is so weird and I still don't understand why that's happening, she was not able to pay his rent and now he's been evicted.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I mean, I think that's a pretty extravagant rent, but at one time she was making $10 million a year if that's where she wanted her son to be and that was gonna make him happy and she could afford that rent, she's right to do that. I just don't understand the whole situation with the Wells Fargo and I think that's terrible. But I'm glad that he is there with his mom.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Okay, Julia Hart, as you know, she's been on the show. I've socialized with her. I wrote her to say I was excited to watch season two of my unorthodox life on Netflix. And hopefully she can come on the show soon, though I'd love to have her in person. This just came out yesterday according to page six. Julia Hart's former divorce attorney is suing her for almost $500,000. Her former divorce attorney, she now has a new attorney. This one said she never was paid for all her hours of work and everything that she did for Julia,
Starting point is 00:07:29 which is basically what we see in season two. I just finished it. It's like eight or nine episodes. And it's pretty juicy because it starts out if you watch the first season. Julia Hart was this woman who lived a very orthodox life, married at 19, had four kids, and just eight years ago, escaped as she likes to say it, but many people in the orthodox religion does not
Starting point is 00:07:53 do not like the cheesies these words, but she says, I escaped, I left my husband, I left the religion, and I became a shoe designer, and I sold my shoe company to LaPurla or something. And in that time of doing all this, she met this guy, Silvio. They fell in love, got married, and he made her the CEO of his elite global, can you look up what the company is? Elite Global Management Company, which not only represented a bunch of models, but different brands and things like that.
Starting point is 00:08:32 And she was the CEO and she's planning, she's telling me, as we go out to dinner, I know what I'm gonna wear when the company goes public and I own, she said she owed 51% of the company and so then after two years of marriage they break up and you see in the show that the main reason that they are getting divorced is that he thought marrying her elite world group he thought marrying her that even though she had four kids their life would really be about the two of them and she's a great mom and even though she had four kids, their life would really be about the two of them.
Starting point is 00:09:05 And she's a great mom, and even though three of her kids are over 18, they were around all the time. And their younger one lives half time between she and her husband, and he's in high school. And he, according to her, did not like the kids around all the time. He was like, I don't want them in the apartment when I'm there. Can they get them their own place? Like a different apartment where they would stay and come over when I'm not around.
Starting point is 00:09:31 She said we'd have to have, I'd have to have a meal with him and a meal with my kids. And came to a place where she thought it was a mutual agreement separation divorce. And she's like, nothing's in a change. I'm gonna stay here. He's moved out I'm going to remain the CEO of this big conglomerate, you know, and I'm going to continue to shop and live the way I live
Starting point is 00:09:54 So everyone still gets to keep their job not a problem and we're watching this happen on the show They're catching it as it happens and then as the cameras are running She gets a notice and email saying, Silvio, the ex-husband has removed her from being CEO. And she's like, what? She gets an attorney, she files deferred divorce papers. And then he's like, I'm coming to get all my stuff. She's like, no, trying to keep him away. One night they're sleeping and someone takes like some art and she's like, what is going on? So she's trying to figure out what's happening.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Meanwhile her gay best friend who's worked for her, who made right hand person, he eventually is out of a job. All of her kids are out of a job. And the show is not what they thought it was going to be, which it's still really juicy and interesting to watch this happen in real time. But, you know, they probably thought this second season, um, you know, I was talking to her and she was like, you're gonna walk in this fashion show that we're gonna do.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'm gonna have you on the show. And no, me coming on the show may no sense, but we thought that's what the second season would be. It would be like a lot of come to Fashion Week. We'd see more of that, but we didn't, because she doesn't have a place to go besides this penthouse. And she doesn't wanna leave the penthouse
Starting point is 00:11:16 because she leaves the penthouse. He could just come in and like move her shit out and you know how a divorce could be. So it's pretty juicy. And I'm gonna, I'll get more into it on Patreon this weekend. You guys, I have a great extra juicy scoop for you. And that's on Friday and my sister, criminal defense attorney, Shannon,
Starting point is 00:11:37 and I would go and do a full hour episode on Casey Anthony, what happened in the case, what happened in the peacock documentary, that comes out Friday. We also did a juicy crimes, which if you're part of Patreon, that's a triple scoop at the second tier. And we do that on the Idaho murders and everything that's going on with that and what Shannon thinks of as a criminal defense attorney. And then I've got my get behind Gates juicy episode that will come out also out this weekend when she'll talk about everything else. So great content coming for you that guys this Friday and the weekend.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And I'm going to talk about more about Julia Hart show, but if you want to watch it, watch it because I'd love to discuss it more with you. Get Julia on here. Anyway, she said that she's not paying for this attorney because she wasn't happy with the work that the attorney did. But there is a lot of hours that she did not pay anything for, so I don't know how that works. And then also the other case is she said, I own half the company.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I sign papers, everything that I own half the company. I sign papers, everything that I own half the company. He promised me that when he married me, Silvio. Silvio was like, no, you don't own half the company. They found out that the papers that he had her sign, he never filed. So the court says they're not valid. But she believed it. She told me, she told people we know, she acted as that for a couple of years, thinking
Starting point is 00:13:12 that this is her career forever, whether they get divorced or not. She's still in the $65 million penthouse right now and still has a chef in a butler. So I'd love to know how she's paying for all of that and what the plan is. Anyway, if you want to watch that show, that's on Netflix too. Here it is, an orthodox life with her kids. Oh, Christine is having the time of her life from sister wives, she's having a blast.
Starting point is 00:13:44 We also see on this episode that Janelle definitely is I think gonna leave Cody. Cody says you don't respect me. You aren't loyal and I thought I kind of got the feeling that they weren't boning ever. She and Janelle but Christine's like Janelle always said their relationship was fine. That and then even Janelle goes, Cody, you're my best friend, you're my lover, everything. And he said, I just don't like going to that trailer and with the dogs on the bed.
Starting point is 00:14:16 So I'm like, wow, he's still going over and sleeping with Janelle because it definitely feels like they haven't been. Anyway, that's gonna be really juicy next week. Meanwhile, I had another horrible nightmare that I was in the marriage with Cody Robin. And like Robin and I were like getting along really weird. So I again constantly having nightmares
Starting point is 00:14:38 that I am in this marriage with all of them. And I was in Cody and Robin's house and like being friendly with Robin. It's just it's pleased. Just don't watch the show late at night. If you don't have nightmares about a weird hairline and a bad blonde perm with a misogynistic polygamist asshole that regrets being a polygamist. If you don't, I suggest you don't watch the show. But if you do, it's fucking juicy as shit. Alright you guys, I'm so excited to have my girl here fortune femester. Let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:15:12 And for my juicy scoopers in the Spokane Washington area this weekend, at the Spokane Comedy Club, our girl Sarah Kelona will be there all weekend and long December 8th and 10th. Go see her and now for Fortune Feemster. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am with Fortune Feemster and we have these Juicy Scoop straws. I know you're like, Heather, we've heard about the Juicy Scoop straws. Nope. This straw actually spells out Juicy.
Starting point is 00:15:44 And my foot is not coming through. This straw actually spells out juicy. My foot is not coming through. Goop! That's because it's a long journey for the water to go through all the words. J.C. Scoop, Peter just ordered these. Not the most practical thing. It takes a while for the water to get through the word Scoop. Is it the full like J handwriting you?
Starting point is 00:16:03 It's cursing. Yeah, okay, so now I'm going gonna take it out i love that peter is now your mom a jurist and he's like i'm gonna make money off the show pony we're gonna we're gonna there's is this gonna be an entrepreneur all situations i don't know but it's really funny that you say that because peter will bring up many many years ago yeah i think Chelsea had a book party and she invited Chris Jenner as well as us
Starting point is 00:16:29 because I worked on the show. I think it was like maybe her second book. The show had just started. And so Peter picked up Chris Jenner. Okay. And they drove from our side of the valley to like Beverly Hills. Wow. He talks about how she talked about how she learned so much
Starting point is 00:16:46 for Robert Kardashian and marketing and all this other stuff and they went through the hills and she's like, oh, I used to live in this house over here in Beverly Hills with Robert. And so, yeah, maybe that's where he got the idea. He got it. He got the original momager. She would never ride with anyone with a security detail now
Starting point is 00:17:06 because she's turned this into a lot of success. I don't even think Peter and the sad part is, Peter didn't even go all the way to Calabasas to pick her up because she wasn't in Hidden Hills that I don't think. Maybe she just moved to Hidden Hills. He didn't even get behind the gates. He said meet me at the rouse at Winnockha in Ventura. No, imagine Kelly Chris Shatter, park your car,
Starting point is 00:17:27 and I'll pick, I don't wanna be at all convenience. I'm gonna pick you out right here the freeway at Wineca, and she's like, what is this store you speak of? She's like Ralph's. So that's when she was like full blown, like how's why I've went to Ralph's Costco, made her own food. Yeah, this is big, right?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Like I don't even know that Kardashians have started or they're just about to start. Wow. Yeah, I don't even know this world in which you speak of. It's just juicy scoop history for you. But you're gonna make history. Oh my gosh. You're the first adorable dimpled woman
Starting point is 00:18:00 with a perfect nose to be nominated for a Critics Choice Award. For your best comedy special, look how cute you are. That's very exciting. Very, very exciting, congrats. Like Chris Franchola gave it a like. Oh, god. And you wrote a comic.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I wrote a comic. You wrote a comic. I wrote a comic. Gorgeous and funny. Yeah. That was like, well, I don't think enough people think that, uh, that funny women can also be beautiful. I have pretty beautiful women can be funny. And it's hard when you're you and me. I only cared about the gorgeous comment to break to that barrier because I'm sure when you walk
Starting point is 00:18:32 out that they're like why is this gorgeous stunning person like is she gonna make me chuckle and you do. Oh thank god I was able to parlay my good looks into comedy. Fellow Debbie Chants, which I love. Okay, so you're special so funny. Oh, thank you. And I really like it. And I really like that. One of the funny themes that come up at the top is that like, I know I look like a more
Starting point is 00:18:57 butch lesbian. Right. But you didn't say, I mean, but you really are Debbie Chant at heart. I'm a dainty lady. We were devs and you're like not handy No, and you can't fix shit. Nope, and I kind of think What is the point of having a lesbian around so I get Jackson said that a couple of times? She's like your wife. Yeah, she's like I almost need a man right now because you're not pulling your weight
Starting point is 00:19:24 when you went on tour and Chris got to, Chris opened for you as well. Yeah. A lot. And at one point, I go, you know she's inviting you because she wants a dad. And I'm like, oh, he needs a dad to drive. Like the dad has been driving.
Starting point is 00:19:41 He's like, I think you're totally right. He, I would call him my husband on the road because he started like carrying our bag. Yeah, he's wonderful. And unpacking the car and I was like, oh my gosh, this is pretty great. Well, when he'd come with us, we brought Annie. And so it was, he was full dad mode with Annie. And like, he sits in the front with the Uber driver, starts a mundane conversation. Yeah, you don't have to, you don't have to talk to anybody
Starting point is 00:20:05 that he's doing it. But in like a really like, oh, what kind of car is this? Like, just so dad boring, like so, I'm like, oh my god, just, he just took the role on him for a weekend. He was driving, he was driving us too, and then a method ran into us. Luckily, nothing.
Starting point is 00:20:23 We got in the accident. Well, nothing was hurt. Like, nothing. Wait, you got into accident? Well, nothing was hurt. Like, we just got, we pulled into, I can't remember what the city was, and then we were stuck in some traffic, and all of a sudden it was like, gouge, and we both kind of like flung forward and back. And so, like, guy missing half his teeth,
Starting point is 00:20:42 but like, clearly from a substance situation, who I couldn't believe stop. He was too slow, but he was not homeless because he had a car. He had a car. He knew that charity, he knew what real hospital was. Oh, I did see that. Yes. That's right.
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Starting point is 00:22:12 Chris, don't get out. Like, and the guy stopped, but we let check the card and everything was fine. And then I was like, I think I got a job because he wasn't on the, you know. Oh, yeah, don't tell anything about that. OK, so wait, then did you just and you just return the car and damn actually we did put him on the the Car
Starting point is 00:22:34 I think I'm pretty sure we did because he went up to the counter with me. Yeah, we did We did of course, it's nothing to you, but I was it's over 25. That's right. But yeah, that was a weird way. Oh, that was the same weekend that somebody like was also on a different substance at my show came to the beginning of his set and came down and try to pull the speaker off the stage while he was performing. Oh, that's right. I remember hearing that That was a crazy woman, right? Yeah. And she started swinging at the lesbians that try to stop her.
Starting point is 00:23:08 It was wild. Wow. Did you find that you have any crazy fortune fumes for fans that are just out of control? Not, that is not the norm for my fans. Everyone that comes to my show. I would think I'm pretty respectable people. They're pretty respectable people.
Starting point is 00:23:24 They love snacks Just want to have a good time, you know, oh my god, so funny. Okay, let's talk now You know about do you know about the good morning America? I saw this. Yes, but here so are we asking any questions? I know every single thing. Okay, here's the thing the the story that came out is wild because clearly someone was following them for like weeks, right? I think, we're talking about Amy Robock and TJ Holmes affair on Good Morning America. I believe, and I don't know if it's been proven fact, but it makes the most sense that I think it was his wife,
Starting point is 00:24:01 I think hired a detective to follow them, and that's where the photo is. So she was like, put it fucking out there. Because, so the assumption is that they started the affair, split up with their people, and now are more open about it. Well, they have to be open about it. They didn't, right, but they didn't like, split up with their people, and then start dating.
Starting point is 00:24:24 We're assuming it might have started before. They it right might have started they tried to say that they tried to say no we both broke up with our marriages which were both 13 years long both were second marriages for both of them and and then we you know then we decided today which I made like a joke about like oh all of a sudden you're just walking out of the bathroom and you're like, oh, hey, TJ, how are you? Oh, not great. Broke up with my wife for 13 years this weekend. Oh, so did I. I want to go to a fuck bad this weekend. I'm like, I'm gonna get each other differently.
Starting point is 00:24:55 What a just. Right. So the timeline's not in their favor. But do you know what also has happened? No. So it also came out that TJ, the man, okay, was also having a three-year affair while he was married. With another person. With a female married producer of the Good Morning, a mirror-tower. It was also best, but really good friends with Amy
Starting point is 00:25:14 would go and have dinners and stuff. No! I didn't know that. And that's just got some juicy scoop. Then just got some more juicy scoop. From a juicy scooper that will remain but not a lot of what before you tell that the thing that you just revealed that has been confirmed that that's yet that's
Starting point is 00:25:31 happened over the week ago okay that you know and then that is why i think that is why the president of the news division of a bc said we're gonna take them off i don't think they're off the show yet definitely like a temporary suspension. Like, but we just, it's a distraction and we just need to. However, the ratings were like the highest it ever been on Friday.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Of course. And they were giddy. They were like giddy and happy. And I did not watch it. But the point was they were on. They were like, had a great show. Like, and some people were like, you know what? Let them be together.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Who cares? You know? But then when I found out that basically, he's a serial cheater, and I said, he sounds like a serial cheater, and then I got a, he's very handsome. I got an email from someone who is a legit person,
Starting point is 00:26:16 but said, keep my name out of it. I mean, why look them up, they are a legit person. It wasn't like a, you know, blind item, like they wrote me, and they said, you're absolutely right about him. is a serial cheater because I worked at a station in San Francisco a legend allegedly worked at a station San Francisco and he had an affair for several years with someone there while he was married to his first wife Amy Amy. So allegedly, he really likes the people he works with.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Yeah, absolutely. Wow. That is, I would be so curious to know how Amy reacted when she found out about the producer unless she knew. Maybe she knew. Yeah, she may not have known and she may have known. That may have.... She may have made her- There are two scenarios.
Starting point is 00:27:06 That may be sometimes that kind of turns people on, like if she would have, like if the, if the very producer, if the very producer would have said, like, talked about it all the time. Like how great it was and great if I could stick to my life or whatever. That could have got her being like, I'm unhappy with Andrew Shoe.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I need to see what this is about. Yeah, and I want some of this. Yeah, that producer could have got her being like, I'm unhappy with Andrew Schoo. I need to see what this is about. Yeah, and I want some of this. Yeah, that producer could have enticed. Yeah, we don't know. Wow, this is a real scandal. But I think it is a scandal because this isn't like, oh my god, the two stars of White Lotus, which we'll talk about later,
Starting point is 00:27:40 like a sexual R-rated HBO Max show. Right. Even though they were married, they got together. That's different. Like this is like a sexual R-rated HBO Max show. Right. Even though they're married, they got together. That's different. Like this is like coffee. Let's have coffee and be clean, family fun. And we're all of our jokes are so light and you know, and so walking, oh, and we're gonna do something crafty.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Have you guys ever mixed fear with cheese? Oh God, not before 12, haha. Like it's geeky stuff. Yeah. So it's not for cheaters is what I'm saying. Right. The original story was wild because I mean, they laid out so many pictures, so many sort of things that I was like, dang, so many was like. That's private that was private detector detected.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I think hired by one of their spouses, and I believe that it was her, that his spouse. Interesting. I mean, I'm really on the edge of my seat to see how this unfolds. I do know that Andrew Shoe erased all pictures of her from his Instagram. Well, he also removed his podcast
Starting point is 00:28:42 that he was co-hosting with her mother. What? Yes, another deep dive I did. He had a podcast with her mom? Yeah, and another comedian Chuck Knice. The three of them had a parenting podcast. Wow. And that's been a race from the internet.
Starting point is 00:29:00 He's so cute. Yeah. He's cute too. And then he also got to realize. and then he and she wrote a book about blended families and You know children's book about ship next ship ship monks and squirrels living together Okay, in a tree house with podcast equipment
Starting point is 00:29:20 Wow, and today and how to make a family work at a podcast and So that that also could have pushed you to the edge of being like, dude, go do something else. I'm gonna go fuck my co-host, TJ. Oh, man. That was just a year ago, less than a year ago, that children's book came out. That's usually the nail in the costume. It's, I think a podcast with your mother.
Starting point is 00:29:44 In law. Podcast with your mother in law. Podcast with your mother in law, not a great idea. And then a children's book. Those are two things that kind of kind of close up the vagina like a little dry down there. You need to know some excitement alive. So what do you see unfolding in this story? What's your prediction? I do think, okay, I'll tell you see unfolding in this story? What's your prediction?
Starting point is 00:30:05 I do think, okay, I'll tell you exactly what I think. I like that you come up with this, like this. This is what I hope, because I feel like women, it's always women have like the scarlet letter. But being that he's a serial cheater, one has been confirmed by, you know, page six with the Mary producer, one has been confirmed by Heather McDonald's UC scoop, a legend, okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 It's been confirmed allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly. And that was like back in like 2005 or something. Well, I was gonna take. I was gonna take, yeah, sorry, not to interrupt. You can't interrupt. You can't interrupt. You can interrupt. Usually when these stories come out, if
Starting point is 00:30:47 there's other skeletons in your closet, it then gives other people free reign to reveal like the person right now. You these people might be writing page six or whoever come to their might be more coming. We don't know. What's your prediction? My prediction is he gets the boot oh and she gets to stay i don't know how that could i don't know how that could happen no because he also had the other affair i feel like it's both they would either
Starting point is 00:31:18 be okay they would either have to both go or both stay i don't i think i think it's, I mean, yeah, but then they said, they said it in the very beginning, having this relationship is not grounds for firing. Right. But then there's that gray area of where contracts say we can fire you for a moral clause. But is a moral clause having an adult conceptual,
Starting point is 00:31:44 a adult consensual sexual relationship with someone who's already separated from their spouse and their spouse knows because that's the story they told. And I don't think their spouse is really want them to get divorced. Do you think Andrew Shoe, who doesn't have a podcast with his mother-in-law anymore and at children's book about chipmunks? Do you think he really wants her to lose her $2 million job a year? Why not? Probably not because he can collect alimony. So I think the spouses should probably sign off and say we were separated already.
Starting point is 00:32:15 So there was no cheating. Therefore, what they did together is not a moral mistake or whatever. I think for either of them to get fired over this, legally it makes it dicey for the company. Right. Because of what you're saying, how do you determine what, who determines the moral line?
Starting point is 00:32:38 You know what I mean? Or, and I got it already. They both resign. Okay, and get a huge fucking severance package. Uh-huh. She starts her own podcast with her mom with her mom Which is the same mom On to four on divorce, on divorce, third time in a char or whatever, because she'll, and TJ does the same. Okay. But he does it with other men that have cheated on their wives,
Starting point is 00:33:11 and like how to get over this. And he and Amy are a couple, but only for about nine months. And then that's it. They break up. Okay. Because she finds out he's been cheating. But maybe at this point, she's like, what if maybe it's that good that she's like, hey, what if everything that's that good, if it starts to become complicated. Yeah. Like, I think there's a difference between,
Starting point is 00:33:37 you finish a show, you're on the high of the show, maybe he's touching you under the table or whatever. Yeah. And next, we'll be right back with a great new ABC fun family lineup. And then it's like, no, you know, and then it's that quick kind of boning that just don't even take off your clothes. That's secretive. That's over this over the, you know, over the spanks. No, over the skirt.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I was going to say what you call the secretary skirt, like that, like tight skirt. Pull was gonna say what he called the secretary skirt, like that tight skirt. Pull that up in a small room. That's where they meet or their dressing rooms. They bone there. It's a quick bone. And then that's the fun. And then while she's with Andrew,
Starting point is 00:34:19 and he's like, you know, I thought of a great idea for a follow up to our children's books. She's like, mm-hmm. And then he's like, I fucking can still taste you. Like she gets a text like that. Oh, children's books. She's like, mm-hmm. And then he's like, I fucking can still taste you. Like she gets a text like that. Oh, I think so. He's been having fantasies.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Someone's having a... I've watched Good Morning American fantasy of the day. No, infidelity is my favorite genre of TV and television. It's my favorite genre. Anything about infidelity is like my favorite thing to see out on TV or in movies. So that's something that happens where it's like you're like the mom and you're like, yes, I'm going to get, do you have her soccer shoes? And then like, and then you get the tats. Yeah, and then you're, and then you have to go to the bathroom changer underwear. You're so wet.
Starting point is 00:35:00 I was making me better. I was just, yeah, but they're crust cut off, and now I'm just, now I'm just remembering my co-host inside me. Yeah. Wow, Heather! Sorry! Dang! God. Even in your pants over there, you juice scooper.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Anyway, there you go. We'll see what happens. That's a sexy scoop for you. Are you someone that ever wants to go to art basil? I mean, I never have. I mean, it's one of those things that definitely would have predicted that someone would have invited me to by now.
Starting point is 00:35:32 And I would have experienced that. That's some art, or just to the extent. Just to like being a vital party, or like, hey, you know what, I come to this thing, put you on the list, we're friends, we're gonna dinner before, has not happened. It's kind of like the Sundance of Miami, right?
Starting point is 00:35:48 I thought that would happen for me too. And then this year it was supposed to. Yeah. And then they canceled it because of COVID. They can't, they cancel which part, Sundance? Sundance, yeah. Yeah. But like people are going, they're like,
Starting point is 00:35:59 we're going there for movies. Really, there's going there for parties and gifting sweets. Right. The same with this. There's like, it's for the art But really they want a party anyway to like artists Started their art like in them. I don't know. This was part of the art where one girl squeezed the breast of the other
Starting point is 00:36:16 Oh to milk it now some people said we thought it we might have been a prosthetic boob where the milk was coming out. Others were like, no, that was her tit. And they were like, who wants to buy this milk? And they started an auction to have the milk of this woman that everyone's watching her squeeze the milk out. Anyway, got up to 200,000, but then they kicked them out of the thing because they, I guess, they thought it was inappropriate. They not have a permit to begin with?
Starting point is 00:36:44 I don't know. Two ladies just sit down. They bring their own stool and their own poster board. How do they get all the way to the Augustine? I don't even understand. But I just think I feel like we're definitely in an era coming in where the emperor has no clothes. We are starting to figure out all the fake people,
Starting point is 00:37:11 all the dumps, and this feels very fake and weird and not fake, but just like really this is art. Oh, come on. What's gonna be next? Me just taking a bucket and spying in the middle. Would that be art? That's all you do in art basil, and I sure, I'm gonna pull up. Just a jet-mine skirt, and I'm just gonna pee.
Starting point is 00:37:30 And I'm gonna be like, why can't a woman just pee in public? Why? Why? And then like it's a feminine anything. Why? Yeah. I'm just picturing some security guard, me like, um, there's a boob out right now.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the fact that someone was gonna pay $200,000 for it. And also, there's a lot of follow up questions. They got kicked out. Did the person who bid, like, give them their Venmo? Like, I don't know. Did they get the sell?
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah, anyway. Okay, do you know what's going on with Todd Crisley? I saw, I mean, I don't know the latest latest, but I saw the synod sing. Is there more from Sinsin? So, when you look up Annie, do we know when they're going? If there are any word on when they're going? So, of course, they both, this is Todd and Julie Chrisley of Chrisley knows best. He's looking, I think it was 12 years and she is 7.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Everything they did, it's not one misunderstanding of like, oh, I didn't file something. No, it's years and years and years of like, bank fraud, bankruptcy, renting houses you didn't pay for that you lied about your FICO score to get in. Oh, yeah, I haven't looked into what actually happened and it was like tax stuff. Didn't pay taxes for years, didn't't looked into what actually happened. It's so much stuff. And it was like tax stuff. Didn't pay taxes for years, didn't file,
Starting point is 00:38:47 or pay taxes for years, while you're on a TV show, like literally did not file taxes for years that you were on the TV. Like you're on the television. Yeah. And you got paid and enormous amount of money to be the star of the show. And you just didn't file, nor did you pay.
Starting point is 00:39:02 But they will report to presidents of June, you guys on January 15th January 15th they have to so they have they so they have this these kids so he has two kids from his first marriage that one kid is named Kyle and he had a child with this woman name and I think her name is let me see if they say her name Angela i think her name is uh... let me see if they say her name angel a johnson is her name and he uh... had some drug issues the son
Starting point is 00:39:34 i guess she had some issues she ended up going to jail uh... for doing some fraudulent stuff with medicaid okay so then they he and his wife the grandpa and the grandma got custody of the little girl who's now 10 She's featured on the show and everything. Yeah, and she's featured on the show and everything and This the mom is like the biological mom is like well now that the two grandparents who took custody of my biological child are going to prison Yeah, and I am here.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Can I have my child back? You know, you took my child because I did the terrific crime of like doing something a little bit fraudulent with Medicaid or whatever. And it turns out they were more fraudulent. And they're like, they have to give back like a million dollars or some ridiculous amount.
Starting point is 00:40:22 That's a lot of money. Yeah, so. So how old is this? Do we know how old she is now? She's like ten. And so the younger daughter who's twenty-five said, I will say before this woman spoke up last week, she goes, I'm going to have custody of my sixteen-year-old brother, who's this younger kid here. And now my sixteen, I'm going to have,
Starting point is 00:40:43 and by little sister slash niece really. And so this woman's trying to get the custody back. I just thought I just thought it was like pretty, I just go, it's just the, the, the fraud of like, you know, oh, we're going to have this, you know, we're going to get this child. And they may have thought that, that might have been best for the child. And I don't know if this woman is good, you know, like, yeah, that might be best that she stays with 25 year old Savannah, but I just thought that was pretty interesting. And they, and they,
Starting point is 00:41:11 I guess, laid it out in court that the wipe was all knowing about all this stuff, like they weren't. Yeah, I mean, there was, there was more that heated because there was more emails with him and this guy that turned it all in and that guy's getting three years. I heard him of that guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:30 And he said we had a gay relationship and everything and he's like, no, he was obsessed with me. The person I am obsessed with is my wife, Julie, who I love to make love to all the time while we read the Bible in between. And so, yes, there was enough evidence that she was aware of that. And then she did her own thing. Like one of the things that she did completely on her own was falsify a credit report to make her FICO look higher.
Starting point is 00:41:56 And literally she like would take it and like cut it with scissors. And then like make a copy of it. Like it wasn't even like good photoshopping. I don't know how people even come up with stuff I don't know. I mean Got rented this house in LA. Uh-huh. And then Never paid. Oh, and then you know how long it takes to get people out Yeah in California LA. Oh no like six months. Oh really? Yeah, so they you squat there and okay
Starting point is 00:42:24 And so I'm like you know, so this was while they were on TV? Yeah, because they sat on TV for like 10 years. It's always fascinating to me that people, very known people are doing this stuff because it feels like it always comes out. I think it's just the ultimate form of like narcissism that you just think like, my shit don't stink.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Right. I can do whatever I want, I can spend whatever I want, I can take whatever I want, and then act like, oh my God, you know, the what, and look as we listen to their podcast and I said they sounded like Jim and Tammy Febaker, like they're, and they're not, their show wasn't even like necessarily religious, but you know, now that they're, now they're truly they're not there. So wasn't even like necessarily religious, but you know now that they're now
Starting point is 00:43:06 They're truly having they come to Jesus moment and they're really and you know when they taught it is It is comfort. I don't if you've ever watched like evangelists on TV like growing up. I kind of like it I was like I liked it like it was calming to me. I was like yes, and they'd be like Child when you look up at that big Sky and you know that the Lord has wrapped his arms around you like a little child. I'd be like, oh yeah, like I mean, I like, even listening to this, I know that they're so full of shit
Starting point is 00:43:34 but I'm like, well, I kind of love that they have each other's back. Like they're like 100% like we love each other. Yeah. And they're gonna go away for so long and I'm just so curious to see, like will they really be that couple that writes each other for all those years
Starting point is 00:43:51 and then come out as like two old, little non-plastic surgery old faces. Cause I mean, he's like, I think he's like 52. I think they're like both like 50 something. So. He used to love Chelsea lately, did you know that? No, but I can see it. I was on a plane once and he was like, this is years and years.
Starting point is 00:44:11 The show was so long. And he said he was a huge fan of the show. Again, not a lot of straight men. Loves Chelsea lately. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I was telling you what he said.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Annie just told me there's somebody, she went to the grocery store and this guy's like, oh, how's your day going? You know, he's checking. She said he was checking around. I'm like, okay, stop rubragging. She's like, no, he was actually checking me out, like putting things in the back.
Starting point is 00:44:39 So then she went on to actually say what she does for a living and everything. And so he's a huge juicy scooper. And I go, we'll do you think he was gay. And she's like, he was, when she wasn't presenting gay, she was presenting gay.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, he was masculine presenting male. Yes, that's what you say now. I don't know if you know that. That's the proper way to say it. Get with the program. All right. Fortune. But I know there are some guys now that way to say it. Get with the program. All right. Fortune. But I know there are some guys that
Starting point is 00:45:08 have that listen to my show. But anyway, Todd Crisley, you know what? Make lemonade out of lemons when you're in prison. They might get out. People get out early. No, federal. You have to do like 85%. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:45:21 OK. I don't. It's a little bit nicer of a prison situation. Like that. Like a Martha Stewart situation. Yeah, because you are with like non, you're not with murder or something. Oh, I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:45:32 So it's like good. You can like do a little more with your day and like feel a little safer. Okay. But maybe it'll be ripped when it gets out. It's such a long time. Speaking of which, do you know who this guy is? That was the Stormy Daniels guy.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Michael Avavant of the naughty. He just got 14 years in prison. Oh, didn't he try to, um, didn't he try to, he basically was a Tom Girardi light. Oh. So he did a lot of things. He tried to extort somebody.
Starting point is 00:46:04 He tried to extort, but like, extort, it was a Nike for 25 million. It was also Nike, like, it was all, like, they would have the biggest lullars in the world. He basically went and was like, we're gonna like, go, we're gonna go to a press conference
Starting point is 00:46:20 and like expose the story of where you guys look awful with this player or you give me 25 million. That was that. You got in trouble for that. Stormy Daniels, he represented Stormy Daniels and screwed her over some half of the book. Like yeah, she never got her money from him. And then he basically, there were all these cases that he did for people at kind of like a Tom D'Arty where then he'd have a windfall.
Starting point is 00:46:48 And he'd be like, oh my gosh, fortune, you got 10 million dollars, that's so great. Here's a million, this nine million, I just don't want weird people to come after you. Oh my God. So I'm just like, I'm gonna do this with it, or I'm gonna finance it, or whatever, I'm gonna make it even more.
Starting point is 00:47:06 And then the little guy would try to come back like where's my money and it's like, oh, you poor loser, like, you know, and then that's what would happen. And then you're like, well, I guess I should just be happy with the one million I got even though I'm like, whatever in a wheelchair. Well, you feel like you can't fight. So, like, one of the guys, he was hurt in a prison.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Like he was in a prison and he like fell off a balcony or something. And so he sued and got all this money from the prison and then screwed over that guy. So he'd act like he was, I'm for the little guy. I'm for the little guy, but then you take all the money. I had. What's up with all this white color crime. I had a dinner with him.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Oh really? Yeah. He was on it, he was, this is years ago, and Kelly Dodd of OC is like, do you want to meet me out? I have a date with the sky and, was she on a date with him? Kind of, like he was meeting her there.
Starting point is 00:48:00 And she's like, he's kind of like this, how to turn, I don't know, he's like trying to suit Donald Trump or something. I'm like, he's kind of like this hot attorney. I don't know. He's like trying to suit Donald Trump or something. I'm like, yeah, I want to go. And I'm like, the sons of conjuicy dinner. And then to like, and then this this gay couple of meat is more of a meat, he than a date. Yeah. And then he, and then these two other gay guys. So we go to dinner and, you know, he was hot. Like, it's a little bit short for me. Oh, he was hot. Like, his little bit short for me. Oh, he's hot? I thought he was pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I thought he was pretty hot. Okay. And Barry Charming told really good juicy stories about his first wife. I love that. Yeah, his first wife was cheating on him. He told me how I found out. Then he got this other,
Starting point is 00:48:40 then he had another wife, I think, and then another girl with a baby. I don't know, he had all this, but he was single and he was like pursuing Kelly, but it didn't work out. She married somebody else. But then I saw him on another party, Leah Blacks party, and I was like, well, you come on Juice Scoop and I texted him and we were texting.
Starting point is 00:48:57 And he's like, sure, coming to my office Wednesday, he like got arrested on Monday. Whatever that was. He missed it being on Juice Scoop. I know. I know. I want to first you think he told them, yeah, guys, can we make this Thursday? I'm supposed to go to one of the deals. Apparently they validate the parking and it's going to be worth my time. Yeah, can we just post
Starting point is 00:49:20 film this three more days? I have to be on the juicy scoop Anyway again these people are getting a lot of time Elizabeth Holmes. Oh, yeah What you got 11 years? Oh, you also has to pay back 11 million dollars. So he got 14 years Todd and Julie Elizabeth Holmes And now Jen Shaw we're gonna find out what Jen Shaw's fate is. When's that coming? That's like June, and that's like January something. Well, I mean, you know, yeah, break.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Megan Markle's podcast producer, Quetz, days after the archival chief resigns. What's archival chief? I feel like I learned about all this. I learned all this good from you. I don't know why this girl quit. You never know. It doesn't mean that Megan was a nightmare or anything,
Starting point is 00:50:10 but this is kind of interesting. So they did the first season of the podcast. They're like, we don't know if the podcast is gonna come back. And I'm like, you don't know if the podcast is gonna come back. There's literally this girl, before she took the job,
Starting point is 00:50:23 is like standing in front of the biggest building with this entire like in the middle of l.a. like arch or really well or whatever it's called like and i'm like god it is that the name of the podcast yes oh i mean but anyway so she quit and so did this other person quit so then the documentary comes out okay i haven't seen that the documentary it. So then the documentary comes out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:45 And I haven't seen that. The documentary. It comes out like, no, it comes out like the ninth. They're so. Oh, it hasn't come out yet. The trailer comes out. I see. The trailer has four different photos, videos where they're
Starting point is 00:50:58 showing like paparazzi chasing them. Yeah. That has been proven to be stock footage from something else really yes so that according to yahu and many others one photo is harry being how did by the press and it's been crop to hide that it was actually taken in two thousand and seven when he was with his ex-girlfriend Chelsea doby but this is proven
Starting point is 00:51:22 or this is yeah this is uh... here say no these are been proven on the second one was uh... i'm just get to it the second one this guy wrote this is from uh... haisus and reiki rosa said those the popper that popper rotsie right after her and megan this distress shot uh... is from a Katie Price photo shoot, not what they're trying to present. Then, the other one was, there's another one that seems like the press is being intrusive
Starting point is 00:51:58 as Harry and Megan walk with their son Archie, and he was just a baby. And then this guy, who was the photographer, says this photograph was of Harry and Mary Megan to suggest intrusion by the press is complete travesty. It was taken from an accredited pool at the Archbishop of Tudu's residence in Cape Town. Only three people were in the accredited position. And Harry and Megan agreed to the position I was there. So there's like a photo of like,
Starting point is 00:52:28 it looks like the guy's taking a photo and they're walking with their baby. And the way the trailer is, it's just like the nightmare that they lived. Very similar to Diana. And like, oh my God, and he's like, I have to protect her and this and that. And then this is my favorite.
Starting point is 00:52:46 This photo, the image used in the trailer was actually taken at the London premiere of Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollowways. Well, that is shocking. That is shocking. Deadly Hollows. Deadly Hollows. Deadly Hollows.
Starting point is 00:53:00 The premiere was that huge. Well, it was 2011. Look at all those photographers. So the thing is, doesn't mean that Harry and Megan said, I have a great idea, get other photos that make it look more like we've been hounded. I think this is the mistake of the production company. Like they're just using stock photos.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Yeah, to make it look heightened, and the eagle eyes, like figured it out, to make it look heightened, and the eagle eyes figured it out, literally matched it with the same people and everything to say it. This is according to Yahoo Live's and we're N-Rater Online, also reported it, and I'd already seen other things on it. So I think it is true.
Starting point is 00:53:39 So I mean, and they are so picked apart, like everything they say and everything they do, that if someone else decided this for them, I would be pissed because you would know, like God, we are so picked apart with everything. Of course, people are going to pick apart this too. I would think it would fall on whatever production company did their documentary.
Starting point is 00:54:03 I mean, that's who it's not. Also, it's not even like Netflix. Netflix is gonna be like, now was this photo from, no, you show the film and they're like, looks great. Let's play it, let's watch it. And I mean, it's not like she would remember. Were they at that premiere though? No, because this was 2011, so they weren't even together
Starting point is 00:54:22 in 2011. Oh, right, right. That's true. It's interesting. I'll be watching. And then I'll be watching. And then here, I'm going to watch it too. Someone made this Heather and Peter, the documentary, coming spring.
Starting point is 00:54:35 And then they wrote, this is Jacob. He's a juicy scoop. Oh, Jacob have. Oh, have like that, right? And he said, when the stakes are this high, wouldn't she want to hear it from us? There you go. Look at Peter's, Peter's.
Starting point is 00:54:49 Peter looks so good in like a nice blazer. Have you worn a blazer? No. And even at the Christmas party that you missed. I know. Brandy, a Brandy and Julie, she's like, I'm like in a fucking gown, like a cocktail dress. Why'd you wear a gau, I wore a cocktail dress.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Okay. Because of my party and I'm taking photos and I was like, I wanted to look, I wanted to just like, you know how many times you can do it when you get dressed up. Right. So I knew I'd be overdressed. Okay. But I was like, and Peter didn't match your, you know what?
Starting point is 00:55:20 I was like, you know what, it's not even worth the effort. But like, you didn't ask him to wear a blazer? I asked him to, I, no, I was kind of like, more thinking about what I was wearing getting out the door. Right. And, and then like a short sleeve collar shirt, like that's it, like not even a long sleeve.
Starting point is 00:55:37 But I'm glad Brandy called him out. She was like, are you sick, like really? The annual Christmas party. Where's your blazer? What's your favorite? Where's your blazer? You have The show pony over here dressed up. Lady Gaga's, this is finally just this has happened. Remember the pugs?
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yeah. Well, the dog walkers, literally shot her dog walker. He did, he got convicted of uh... attempted murder i mean you should use i know the poor dog walker and it was it was proven that absolutely her dogs were not they didn't know the they were just targeting of a random person looking dogs
Starting point is 00:56:17 right pure breath i mean kid yeah i'm sure once they realize it was a very famous person no that's so that's when they dropped it off to try to get the money. Yeah, to try to get the ransom. Oh my God. But he got 21 years. I don't know if you ever do this fortune, but you should not. Because Guns and Roses, Axel Rose, he for the last 30 years, you do a tradition of tossing
Starting point is 00:56:41 his microphone into the crowd. Oh no. But he is not going to do any more after he hit an Australian woman who has now has two black eyes. How did one mic cause that? I don't know how you'd have two. And that microphone in particular looks like it has a soft thing on the top
Starting point is 00:56:57 but unless the bar part hit her. You know what? I kind of wonder about that. Now I'm kind of wondering, I could be that it hit her so hard on the nose. And maybe that, the blood and the blood. Yeah. And then the...
Starting point is 00:57:13 Yeah, because when I felt what I fainted, and then I hit the back of my head, then my eyes became black, and it wasn't... I never fell on my face. You're so lucky that you were okay from that. I was still... I know the other day. Featured. People like die from that stuff. I know. And I can't believe that I was like in the hospital
Starting point is 00:57:29 for two days. So I'm never in the hospital. Thank God I'm so lucky. I'm like the last time I was in the hospital, I came home with a baby. And as far as I can tell, no brain damage. No. The only thing I had, the only residual effect I have, which they said I could have this up to two years. So it'll be one year in February, is sometimes if I lay down or get up really quick or something, I have to peel a little light. A little lightheaded. Like a little, like I just stopped for a second.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I feel a little dizzy. You've banged your head so far. Yeah, but that's it. Otherwise. Crazy. Jesse James. Do you remember what a delight this is? I remember we were on Chelsea when he cheated.
Starting point is 00:58:10 The biggest scandal on St. Louis. Jesse James is this guy that was really at his height when he was married to Sandra Bullock. Everybody loved his TV show. He had a show on cable about like. Motorcycles. Yeah, and it was just like, it was like a sexy, like tattooed, but like every man- But like when he got-
Starting point is 00:58:31 When he got like, Sandra Bullock, I was like- Yeah. Because she was like, the girl. Yes, a girl's like- A girl's like, a car. A girl's like, a store, like every movie crushed it. I mean, still. But people were like, I thought it was like a good move
Starting point is 00:58:47 for her. I'm like, oh my god, you're with this hot tattooed guy that's like into like manly thing. I was not into it. I didn't have a problem with it. I was not into it. Do you remember how angry people got when Julia Roberts dated Lyle Loveitz?
Starting point is 00:59:03 Yeah, they didn't like that. Like people were like visceral horrible reaction. I Yeah, they did not like that. Not like that. Like visceral horrible reaction. I'm like, God, like people are just like, he's still ugly, how country? I'm like, God. I've heard that. I know.
Starting point is 00:59:14 This one I thought like people were like, it's kind of some supportive of like, they're like, it's like a mix, whatever. And then, so I looked, okay, so anyway, he got in trouble with his pregnant former porn star fifth wife Her last name is rotten. This is Says Bonnie rotten That's what this says. Yeah, I don't know if that thing. I don't know if that's her real name or her stage
Starting point is 00:59:37 Day, okay, she has a porn star. I see anyway. She is his fifth wife Fifth wow and Anyway, she is his fifth wife. Fifth, wow. And he has three kids and expecting. After three, you should just date. Don't you think? Yeah. Why do the government evolve? I think there's just guys and people that just are total serial love bombers.
Starting point is 00:59:59 And I think he's a serial love bomber and a serial cheater. And so he comes on hard. I think from everything I've read, he does have a huge dick. They used to call it the white elephant. All those girls that had to drive to Long Beach to bone him in his back room. Remember that?
Starting point is 01:00:17 All those back in the days when you just had to get the news from like in touch. And it was hot tattooed girl after hot tattooed girl that was like, oh, I met him and I boned him and like Poor Sandra Bullock is like what the fuck I had no clue. She's off film in miscongeniality, too No, she had just done blind side. That's a thing she won the Oscar for blind side and he was in the audience and she did not know That he was cheating on her and she like toasted him, yes. And then like days later the story broke.
Starting point is 01:00:51 That's the worst. So this girl gets pissed and she goes on her stories and she's like, I can't believe I've been betrayed. The sky cheated on me while I'm pregnant. He goes on and is like, what's everyone talking about? Anyway, she stopped the filing. She's back with them. And she's like, I just want to enjoy my pregnancy.
Starting point is 01:01:09 So shut up. But then I looked up that at one time, he was engaged to Kat Von D twice. They broke up, got back engaged. And she then said, no, he cheated on me with so many women. Yeah, but he's like, that's his, everyone knows that. Whoever he's with at this point, this girl. It's like, that's his every mouth. I know. Who ever he's with at this point. It's just where his body rotten.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Well, if she's six or all or not, he cannot be with someone who thinks he's gonna be monogamous. He's not ever. Yeah. So if you're with him, you have to know that you're signing up for him to do, I'm not saying it's right, but you have to know that he's going to be with many women. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:49 And for any woman to think he's going to be monogamous, but just based on his history, it just doesn't seem that that's going to add up. Well, she's a porn star. So I think they have a pretty cool understanding of probably like, hey, you've done some stuff and I've done some stuff but together, like our love has never been hotter and we're so insane. And we're, I mean, I want you to have my fucking baby. You know, so then she's all wrapped up in it and then she looks on his phone
Starting point is 01:02:16 and realizes he's cheating again. And then all of the cheating's been like, well documented. Like it's not like a hearsay. Like, no, I looked up the Wikipedia. I went like, saw, because I was like, is she Y4 or Y5? I don't know. But she decided, no, I hope hoping that,
Starting point is 01:02:33 I just wanna join my pregnancy and stay married to Jesu J. I mean, he probably is like, babe. I mean, you got a good life, right? You like your purse. You know you like, you like your purse? You know, I'm in. You like your purse. You're the best.
Starting point is 01:02:49 You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best.
Starting point is 01:02:57 You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best. He's gonna say, yeah, it's like I love bombing right. Yeah, but I think he but he is that a hundred percent
Starting point is 01:03:06 And then he was just like and then she was just like what am I gonna do like I I'm a porn star like I'm not that she's having sex what I don't know if she's still doing it But like she probably was like all right just don't lie to me. So I want to give you all the blood Let me pop let me pop behind Heather and put my arm around her and put my armor on there. Liza Las Vegas. Do you know the story about Aubrio Day when she had an affair with Donald Trump Jr.? I vaguely remember this.
Starting point is 01:03:38 So. And that was confirmed. I mean, she's confirmed it. Oh, but he never did. No, I think he just ign confirmed it. Oh, but he never did. No, I think he just ignores it. Okay. The story that she told, and that she refers to in page six, this writing, this is from page six, that she,
Starting point is 01:03:56 she referred to Donald Trump Jr. as her soulmate in her first public interview about their long-roommered affair. So, she had done like a live podcast or something years ago at the improv that basically she told the story. Maybe didn't say him that it was like people figured it out. She said when she was on the apprentice. Okay. At that time Donald was not running for president.
Starting point is 01:04:24 He was on the show he was married i don't make it at the time yeah i don't have a time that he was married at the time he sensed gotten divorced okay and is uh... engage to kimberley all that's right is the former wife uh... democrat okay i'm a new semester that's right yeah
Starting point is 01:04:42 just some juicy history that not everybody knows. It kind of makes it fun. Well, Jesus. Okay. Anyway. So she just said like, you know, they had this amazing attraction. And like though, like she gets into the details of it. Now like they had this full on a fair while she was doing the apprentice and and like she really thought it was gonna work, like that maybe they could go on further and like have real couple and everything. And everyone's like, okay, fine.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Like it's been years ago, like who cares? And now I don't know, I think she's kind of a lost soul. Now she's bringing it up again. Yeah. And he's like engaged. And like. And it was like 10 years ago. And you're like, girl.
Starting point is 01:05:24 And he got divorced. So like engaged and like. And it was like 10 years ago. And you're like, girl. And he got divorced. So like yeah, okay. Yeah, and so if he had felt the same way, once he got divorced, he could have rekindled that, but he didn't. Right, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Oh man. Oh wait, here was that. Okay, now this is this thing that everybody do on Instagram. Okay. Lensa is is this thing that everyone's seeing, everybody do on Instagram. Okay. Lensa is the app behind your friends, new profile picks. Here's what artists have to say about it.
Starting point is 01:05:51 So, we're seeing these crazy photos that's supposed to be what you look like if you're gonna be in the AI world. Okay. Or how they might see you in the future. And now there's some people being like, I don't know about this, how everyone's putting their faces on there,
Starting point is 01:06:08 it could be a little bit dangerous. And yeah, you're giving them access to your photos. Yeah, so it costs like 10 a. We involved in this in any way. I don't know, but I forgot Chris did it for me. Costs 10, no, you get 10, the app is ten dollars I guess. And then you have to give them a bunch of photos. Okay. Which give them at least ten photos I guess. I will say this, I've seen a lot of people's pictures. Yeah. And so far from what I've seen,
Starting point is 01:06:36 it's making people way better looking. Oh way better looking. They look like. So we, she did it for me, she just pulled them off the internet. Okay. And then she did it for you. Oh God. Here's mine. I freaking love it. Look how gorgeous that is.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Look at that. I mean, stunning. Like I definitely want to go in the AI world. Yeah, you get this. I'm like totally fine. Like that is fine. If I could like snap and actually look like that in the world. I think the new thing is that mirrors are going to have filters.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Oh yeah, we don't want to know the truth. You don't want to know the truth. And then you wake up and you're like, I love you. And you fucking right about yourself. Yeah, but that's good. Just like you do when you are doing a story and you put on a filter and you're talking and you're like, you can't figure out why I know. And the last girl on the street.
Starting point is 01:07:21 Yeah. I'm gorgeous. What's happening? I mean, stunning. Oh. And then like, look how big of those big knockers. And they're like, it's like, it's a kind of my neck and kind of my boobs, but their boobs are even better.
Starting point is 01:07:35 The boobs are even better. Better, but your face looks like a celebrity here. I'm trying to pinpoint these wrinkles around my mouth. Well, yeah, the mouth the mouth parts like a Surgeon did something wrong. Yeah over here. Or you had a scar. This is my favorite giant knuckers again and like extra long hair extensions Whoa your AI wants you to just I mean like I mean you have bit you have to go bitty's yes But they're like in a good way, but these boobs are a little different than mine And I like these boobs better anyway, no we have oh my god
Starting point is 01:08:09 Why am I worse? That's worse how many only person whose AI looks worse everyone else looks like a freaking Amazing like star of a movie. I look insane No, you don't. Oh my god. No. And there's no way you ever wore a sleeveless shirt. Now listen, I am a chunky gal, but that is, that's.
Starting point is 01:08:37 But what's wrong with your fingers? Look at them. I, something went awry. What pictures did they submit? Cause this is just wrong. Okay. I'm so so look gorgeous. I don't know if you're ready for this deck.
Starting point is 01:08:50 No, I can't, my heart can't take this. What? You have three arms. My AI got somehow, something went awry. You have three? Okay, so she has one arm and then she has, the other arm has two hands coming out of it.
Starting point is 01:09:07 Why do you look like a princess and I have three arms? But your tints are cute. Your body looks good. They make you your body more sexual. The bodies like got more curves to it. But I know this one. Is that means again? Yes, and now you don't have any four arms.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Why? I don't know why they're making you an amputee. Why? What? Some pictures are submitted. What's happening? This doesn't make any sense. This is, I am not paying for this app to look like this. Who submitted these pictures?
Starting point is 01:09:38 My friend, Chris, I said, just do it for fortune. Oh my, I feel like. There were more. I just, these are the best ones. You know, the best ones. Parallel. Literally everyone who's posted their pictures look like they are starring in a like a future like avatar but with prettier people with a new or narrow nose. Yeah. I have three arms weird nubs on one thing, and no hands!
Starting point is 01:10:07 Oh my gosh. I don't know why. This is disturbing. I'm sorry. Well, thank you for sharing that. Is this also my avatar? You want to talk about. Let's just talk about Brittany really quick.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Do you know that she took down her Instagram again? What? This is a third time she's taken it down in four months. I have her on Instagram. You like those new decodals? I just see them take away. He's like, she does show her body a lot. I mean, good for her.
Starting point is 01:10:37 So she's showing her body a lot and then she did another weird one when she's like, why do I look exactly like Jessica Simpson here? She does kinda look like Jessica. So that was weird. My she's like why do I look exactly like Jessica Simpson here. She does kind of look like she does. So that was weird. Her mind is smoking right now. I think she looks good.
Starting point is 01:10:50 If these pictures are from what nobody really knows. Oh, I think so. Anyway, yeah, no, they're her, but you wonder when are they from or what is going on. Then you know, she's said awful things about her sister, her little sister, Jamie Lynn. Then over the weekend, people are like, what is going on? Britney Spears, she writes, it's my birthday, but you're my heart, and it's a picture of Jamie playing guitar. Oh.
Starting point is 01:11:14 So I'm thinking about you. Congratulations on being so brave and inspiring and showing guts and glory in your show. You can't, but you ain't alone. If anybody knows what that feels like, get it my baby says I love you oh because yes she's like and then another and then there was another photo of Jamie like as if she was in her kitchen like like not looking like and then you know and so me and other people are like Jamie Lynn has taken over the Instagram there There's no way Brittany's writing this. There's so many conspiracy theories about Brittany.
Starting point is 01:11:47 So then Brittany writes this one. Okay. I'm dancing in time now, Victoria. Yes, we don't know. Who's Victoria? Okay. Yes, nerve damage on the right side of my body. There's no cure except God, I guess.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Nerve damage is caused sometimes when you don't get enough oxygen to your brain. Your brain literally shuts down. Blah, blah, blah, I guess. Nerve damage is caused sometimes when you don't get enough oxygen to your brain. Your brain literally shuts down. Blah, blah, blah, old story. In that place, I didn't breathe when I was there. Nerve damage causes parts of your body to go numb. I wake up like three times a week in bed. And my hands are completely numb.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Nerves are tiny and it feels like pins and needles from the right side of my body. It shoots up to my neck and the part that hurts the worst is my temple on my head. It stings and it's scary. The last three years since I got out of that place, I've been in mild unconscious state. I couldn't face it.
Starting point is 01:12:38 She goes on, my faith gave me strength, all the stuff. And then she goes, and then she just, it ends with, I feel smarter because, well, Jesus, I can breathe now. Either way, I'm breathing now and I can dance in time, Victoria. I send all my love to every single one of you. This is me this morning, I'm gonna vacuum now. Then she takes down the whole Instagram.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Oh wow, okay. Wow. So it was a bunch of weird things. Yeah. It was like again, a bunch of posts, the same posts. The husband then, they're back at their old house, which I thought they sold. Yeah. You gave her a big, like a big birthday celebration. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:20 I mean, now finally the fans are like, yeah, we don't think she's mentally well. We don't. Oh, they are saying that? Yes. Interesting. And the fact that she does write this long thing about needing medication, now I'm on medication, all this stuff, is this really her, is this Jamie?
Starting point is 01:13:37 Is it both? There's no way your sister's doing her in the surround. All right. I don't know. Right. I mean, I don't think there's... I really don't know. I've been trying to figure out this thing for like two years.
Starting point is 01:13:49 I don't think I like figure. And I like figure. Anyway, it's gone now. I hope she's okay. Fans react as Disney sets closing date for the controversial splash mountain ride. Did you know that? Oh, no, I did not.
Starting point is 01:14:00 You know splash mountain. Oh, it goes down, like it goes down. I'll be hill and you get wet. Yeah. Yeah. But you don't, like, how many times you've been dissing? Not that many. I'm going soon, but you better go.
Starting point is 01:14:13 But it's been like 10 years since I was in it. Well, this ride is gonna be gone soon. I don't wanna ride a ride where you get soaking wet. Oh, you do when it's really hot out, but not, I don't wanna like walk around with wet undies. Okay, well, then don't, you don't have to go on it. All right. Anyway, it's extremely racist.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Oh, it is? Yeah. I guess maybe I've never been on it. It's like, it's from some old, like, fable. Anyway, they're gonna change it to be, they're gonna change it to be the one with the frog. Yeah, they should update. So, it's time to update. It's this term. This couple, they should update. So it's time to update. It's this term.
Starting point is 01:14:45 This couple, they were gay. OK. So she was kind of a masculine presenting lesbian who always had girlfriends. Never was in a heterosexual relationship. Yeah. And he was very feminine man, where eyelashes, heels, a bag.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Yeah. And they met, and now they are full on heterosexual couple. It happens, baby. And here they are. Oh, so he sits. That's super cute. He sits on her lap. I love it.
Starting point is 01:15:17 And I'm like, you don't like the switching it up. No, I guess they're a heterosexual couple, but in some ways I'm like, well, is that just kind of like queer? like kind of like whatever you want? Probably like but people aren't really in the like I mean they are in the labels and aren't you know? Yeah, I'm just saying thing. I don't know and then she said like you know It was really shocking for him to bring home. I'm sure he's black then to bring home This this woman. I mean it was more about a woman like bring home a woman because I mean, it was more about a woman.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Like, bring home a woman, because they're like, yeah, of course. Like, you are really gay. And then she's like, I just like, I've always been attracted to feminine men, because I've attracted to feminine women. So now I'm with a feminine man. It's interesting.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Get for them. But it would be jarring for your family to suddenly be like, you were cool with the guy I want to get to the white lotus. Oh, the white Lotus. Oh the white Lotus. Everybody white Lotus. So don't tell me that I spoiled it for you. You've had time to watch it.
Starting point is 01:16:13 All right, really only one episode left. It was slow at first and now it's getting good. Now it's getting good. And I've seen two winners now. Yes. Right, did I miss?
Starting point is 01:16:27 No, or did I miss a winner? We saw the winner of the one guy that I call, looks like Nick Vial. We saw him when he was trying on the bathing suit. It was hanging down that winner. Which, did you like season one or two more? I like season one better at first, and now this one's getting good. Yes, that's exactly how I feel.
Starting point is 01:16:50 Okay. Yeah. twins. Always loved Jennifer Coolidge, but I felt like she got to be even more eccentric in the last season. Like they've been having her tame kind of. Right. And now she's now getting a little fun again.
Starting point is 01:17:08 I love it, I think it's so good. I mean, when I talked about this last time, I kind of were like, no, these gay guys are not good. I would say that too. I was like, there's something up with this. And then I read something of someone's theory. And now I feel like I know how it is. Not the full ending, but I know more than what I wish.
Starting point is 01:17:32 I didn't like, I don't want it. Can I just tell you what I think it is? Are you gonna really do that to all of us? I want to see the last episode. No, there's articles written like of what people think, but I don't have any confirmation of what it is I won't want to do you okay? Did you see when she looked at the photo of the two guys? I Saw I mean the last that one episode she saw them banging
Starting point is 01:17:55 No, yeah, I didn't know that meant the That's her husband and the gay guy no Yes, because remember when the gay guy said, there was a cowboy once, 30 years ago that I would do anything for even today. For God's sake. So I think her husband was the gamer for her money. Trying to have her killed.
Starting point is 01:18:19 Oh. Oh, because someone dies, that's right. Yes. Interesting. I didn't even, when's right. Yes, interesting. I didn't even, when I saw that picture, I kept trying to be like, who is that? When it first started, I have to say, when it first started in the gaze,
Starting point is 01:18:32 we're like so into her. And like come with us, come to dinner, you have to do it, everything. I was like, oh my God, like her trip just got so much fun. This is like my dream control. But I remember thinking, they don't know that she's super wealthy. And she's not famous in the show.
Starting point is 01:18:48 And she's not like dressed in a super wealthy way. So I'm like, these guys, that's not who gay guys get into. They get into women that are really wealthy and can pick up something, or they're famous, or again, or like, or they're so rich that they're gonna go to their store and buy all their clothes. Or they could like be their Their stylists or decorators. That's who they claw on to so I'm like, I just don't understand why like they would be in the Jennifer Coolidge the actress
Starting point is 01:19:15 Actual Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, but it's here. Yeah, like that's not flashing or money or anything right and so then I'm like, okay, and then when of course the quote unquote, nephew reveals my uncle isn't rich. He needs to come up with all this money to keep his houses. Yeah. And if if, because he's married to that guy and he gets all the money,
Starting point is 01:19:42 right, because he doesn't have any children or anything. Because he gets that phone call to come back to talking to someone that I'll be back. Right, do you think that was the gay guy? Yes. Oh, interesting. And then do you think that, so then they think he was quite fit for his age.
Starting point is 01:20:02 The little one? Her husband. Oh, that he was fit. Yes. Okay. Interesting. Right. Because the gay men take care of themselves. So then what about when she's doing cocaine? Uh-huh. With the other guy. And who's probably an escort? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. So my sister's like, oh, what do you think they're gonna do, like blackmail on me?
Starting point is 01:20:26 For what? There's don't blackmailing if she bones this guy and does cocaine in Italy. Like she has fortunes because she's like an ares. Right. Doesn't really matter. But then I'm like, but if I was gonna try to kill someone and like throw her over the boat, I don't know
Starting point is 01:20:40 that cocaine would be what I'd be giving her. I want to give her something that kind of makes her loopy and asleep so it could be like, oh, she fell over the boat. Well, yeah, because I kept trying to figure out why they didn't, they, he was tasked the, the British guy with keeping her assistant away. Yeah. Because clearly he was trying to keep her from going back to the party. Oh.
Starting point is 01:21:03 You know what I'm talking about? Oh. You don't tell me how. Oh, I didn't even catch that part. Yeah, like she kept saying, let's get back to the party and he kept. And his job was to think his job was to keep her away. Oh, yeah, well, see. There you go. And did you remember in the first episode they go, there were two bodies? There's the body that she finds in the water that I think came off of a boat and would
Starting point is 01:21:27 have floated towards shore. And then, at the very beginning, the two people say, that work at the hotel, no, there was another body. There's been two bodies. In this season? That was the first episode. That's how it starts. And then there are like seven days earlier.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Remember the two bodies. There's two bodies. Okay. I don't think that they're like seven days earlier. Remember the two bodies? The two bodies. Okay. I don't think that they're gonna kill Jennifer. I feel like they need her for another season. I don't want them to kill Jennifer. I love Jennifer, it's a friend of mine. But I wouldn't be surprised
Starting point is 01:22:01 and if Mike White, the writer-creator, does kill her. And then, of course, she'll work forever. It's a good word for something else. And then next season, they keep like... Aubrey Plaza. Yes, they keep Aubrey Plaza. She gets divorced or something. And then she goes to another white lotus and experience something.
Starting point is 01:22:24 And then, you know... How great would it be to film these shows? They go to like, they're actually filming at that four seasons, and Sicily. Yes. I hope that they know, I hope he doesn't kill her, but I'm just saying that she could see it that happening. Yeah. And also, I think people would be just so sad
Starting point is 01:22:44 because she's just like such a sweetheart and so great. Okay, so this juicy scooper sent this to be her name's Meredith. Your juicy scooper really gets the bottom of the face. She said this is the new thing that's happening. I saw it with other people, I saw it take talk with someone doing this with just different characters like the guy from you and this person from Shits Creek but she's doing with just bravo characters of who she wants to see go on the next season of white lotus and how she sees it can be written.
Starting point is 01:23:13 Denise and Aaron are the weird couple that's trying to literally any get you watched and you remember Denise from burial house as Beverly Hills. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Denise and her husband Richard are the weird couple that's trying to get literally anyone with a pulse to swing with them. Kathy Hilton, basically a sub for Jennifer Coolidge. I can see that. The psychic from Beverly Hills who tells Kyle that she's not emotionally fulfilled or whatever
Starting point is 01:23:34 the fuck. She gets it with the best cigarette. She gets it everyone's head and makes them second guess their marriage slash life. And they are turned on, and they turn on their spouse. Lala, can't my friend in ocean, I think we need a single parent and a child dynamic going. They're from Vanderpump. The Dubro family of OC, they had gay children
Starting point is 01:23:55 and I think that they are high class as fuck and better than everyone else, pissing off the guests. They're on a family trip. Yes, and they'd be pissing off the, they'd be pissing the other guests off. And then Rosie from New Jersey and her mom, they own the hotel. Okay.
Starting point is 01:24:09 That's been in the Fair Family for Generations. All right. Then she did one more season two of her, her, her Bravo beats white lotus. Sandy and Schwartz from Vanderpump. They're not gay, but in this, they're gay, they're gay couple who cause havex on the hotel popesably ruining marriages.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Okay. Mary Cosby, she's from Salt Lake City who ran a church where she was a cult leader. Is a free hotel guest who sold purposes to annoy the hotel manager with lavish requests. Asher, who is the young guy married to the Southern girl in real life, so it's Beverly Hills, who's a singer. He's the Southern girl in real house as Beverly Hills Who's a singer?
Starting point is 01:24:45 He's the hotel singer who winds up fucking the gay guys Coat Shaw Gen Shaw's husband hotel manager who gets swindled for being stupid as fuck Ramona singer as a hotel guest who just wants to fuck around love that Brittany and Jack's from Vanderpump Couple who hates each other and wants to kill each other. And PK and Doreet from Beverly Hills rich couple who cheats on each other but also doesn't have any real money but are happy. PK would end up dead by one of the gays.
Starting point is 01:25:13 I mean, what do you want, what would people call this? Fanfiction. This is like fanfiction, right? That's that people used to do like a bunch of years ago. I think that would be very, very fun. I'm still reeling over my AI pictures. It's not real. Literally, the only person that doesn't look better
Starting point is 01:25:41 and is missing limbs. I don't know why they made you. Missing limbs and then an extra arm and one. We'll be sharing all these. And we're in nubs. You guys can see this on the YouTube. But I also posted. Please post so soon.
Starting point is 01:25:54 You don't want me to post it on Instagram. OK, then you have to come to the YouTube to watch. Before we end the show, this is sad. This person said, I can't afford Christmas presents, so I'm telling my kids Santa isn't real. Oh, that's so sad. Now, I talked about this on the show a while ago, that there is a movement of people, parents,
Starting point is 01:26:15 that are coming forth and being like, I'm not telling my kids about Santa, because it's like the first lie that you tell your kids, and I think it's a weird way to that you tell your kids and I think like it's a weird way to it. There's a moment where kids find out and then they're like for all these years you lied to me like I believed everything you said and as a parent they don't actually think even though it's an old-fashioned thing people that they're like it's not a dynamic I want to have with my child so
Starting point is 01:26:42 I'm not. Well the other element to it that I had never thought about, obviously, until someone brought it up to me, is that it would be tough for kids at school when a kid comes to school and says, Santa brought me this fancy bike or whatever. You have other kids in the class that don't have money. Well, Santa and bring me that, so am I bad. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:27:05 It's also that element to it. Why is this, because the myth behind San, I write is that if you're good, you feel on the, you know, the not the nautilus, you get presents, well, so was I bad because I didn't get what this person got. You know what I mean? There's that dynamic too.
Starting point is 01:27:24 I never thought about someone brought that up. When did you realize that Santa wasn't real? I was always trying to prove him wrong for the he didn't exist. That he did or didn't. I was, I don't know what was wrong with me, but I, I, I, I, I, I don't remember, but I went through a phase, I made me 10,
Starting point is 01:27:42 where I was like snooping in my parents' bedroom to try and prove that Santa didn't exist. And I, and my, because sometimes my mom would leave price tags on and I would be like, this, this is from Sears. That's not from Santa's for, and she like, Santa forgot to take the tag off. I was like, why is Santa shopping at Sears? I don't know why, but I was always on a mission to prove that he didn't exist. But you really? Yeah. Yeah. I remember just like talking about it with
Starting point is 01:28:11 people like, I remember one time this guy goes, I mean, think about it. This kid says, he's been like, think about how can he go to every house? Like China, Japan. Yeah. I don't know. I see it both ways because then as like when you're little little, there is something so magical about looking outside for the deer, the reindeer. I think it's I think it's probably a personal choice for your every parent. Yeah. No, you think like you kind of decide. I've known I've heard of other parents saying I worked so hard for
Starting point is 01:28:44 the to buy these presents. I don't want some fictional person getting the credit forever. I remember getting a teddy bear and my sister's like, go think dad. And I'm like, why? You have to thank him for shit. Like, he didn't literally gave me nothing.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Yeah, and he's like, oh, the credit goes. So what I did, what we did, as a couple, what our kids were little, is we would have gifts from us, like two or three gifts from us, and then there were Santa gifts. Yeah, that we did that too. And so then that kind of was like, okay.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Yeah, it was like, here's a pile of unwrap presents from Santa. I still wrapped them on just cause I thought, our parents, well they were straight. Well you had a lot too. Yeah, right, I guess you could get away with unwraping. This is what I think anyone should do if you're in that position.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Just go online and say this story and then just put like my go fund me as this. What? Oh my God, if someone put online, I'm struggling. Oh, this. I'm just saying I'm struggling to the point where I'm gonna have to tell my like four and five year old. Oh, they would help. There's no Santa. People would be like no stop it
Starting point is 01:29:49 Where do you live we're dropping off a bag of gaffs? Yeah, yeah, I think some are saying I mean you can do that. Yeah I like it every year when that people Pay for like the stuff on lay away from people. That's always a nice way to pay it forward. Yeah. Not the like thing at Starbucks where you're paying for the person behind you. Because those aren't the people that need it. No, it's true.
Starting point is 01:30:13 It's like really what I think what people should think about. Like if you really want to do something like cool, I'm just saying if you're, I mean, I think I might go do this. Something I've wanted to do for a while is like go to a store, maybe just not in your neighborhood, maybe it's more of a working class neighborhood, and like a Walmart or something. And either do the layer way thing or literally to see somebody and be like, I just want to get what's in your cart. And then that's it.
Starting point is 01:30:45 And you don't film it, you don't plan a TikTok. And it's somebody that's like, in chances are, that's gonna be a huge relief to them. But maybe they're not in a shelter or something. But there's so many people that need that little treat, that little extra, that actually have a job, and whatever, but they're just stretched so thin, and they're just stretched so thin and they're not expecting it and they're not asking for it that's what I think would be kind of cool because I think about those people on
Starting point is 01:31:12 that beautiful note fortune have their theme stir yes avatar no what is the called a i gorgeous tell us what do you have next besides them being able to snuggle up in their own home and watch your comedy special and Netflix. That's right, good question. What other, I knew of a million dates, like what's happening with your life? So I'm doing a bunch of club dates working out my new act.
Starting point is 01:31:39 It's very interactive and fun. So that's coming up on Tariot, California, San Jose, California, Urban, California, and Oxnard. Those are all California dates. Okay. And then my big tour starts in January. And what are you doing? Those California dates, like in the next month. Yeah. Those are different. You don't want to get up. So you don't want to go on the plane right now. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm not really taking a break. Yeah. In the last tour. So I was like, I just can't get on a plane right now. So those are, those are more fun. Like it's all, it's a, build in the act. So people
Starting point is 01:32:11 want to get to be a part of it more. And then yeah, I'm going to tons of cities. Like I think I started Albuquerque in El Paso. And then go to like, I don't know Atlanta, Chattanooga. And then I'm going to add a bunch of more dates. Do you know when you're a show that you worked on in Canada's coming out, can you say, tell us that? I don't, I don't, they haven't told us when it's coming out. Sometime next year, that's why we haven't added more dates
Starting point is 01:32:36 to the tour yet because we're waiting to hear if we get to do it again another season. Oh, okay. And I don't wanna cancel a bunch of dates. Yeah. So we're being overly cautious right now. So people in a lot of cities, like even North Carolina, they're like, why aren't you coming here? I will be.
Starting point is 01:32:52 We're just waiting to hear about my schedule. Or you know what, people, why don't you get your house over to Vegas and make a fun weekend out of it. That's the win, I pull. And forch it, this is what I said, what I was doing, Vegas, if I'm not coming to your city go there for your anniversary girls trip your birthday or whatever you have yeah and if you're there in April that's like the perfect month best weather the win is such a nice hotel and you never
Starting point is 01:33:21 never fortune I've never done the win before I I'm not performed there, but I stayed there last year and I really liked it. And for all you, I know you have a lot of fans in Irvine. Of course. I'll be there the weekend after the new year. Love it. To win four shows. So come on out.
Starting point is 01:33:36 Knock it out. Knock it out girl. Love you. Love you. Bye!

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