Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Johnny Depp, Chrisley Knows Best with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

Chris Franjola is here, and we get his impression of Johnny Depp on the stand. Is this court case just one big life lesson for all of us? A cyclist, a love triangle, has a potential murderess on the r...un. Todd Chrisley’s former employee said he and Todd had an intimate relationship. Ice Tea and his wife Coco defend pushing their six-year-old daughter in a stroller to her acrylic nail appointment before breastfeeding. A woman confronts her Pastor, who abused her in front of their congregation. Lisa Rinna of RHOBH might regret calling Kathy Hilton out based on her own past behavior. Angelyne wants free groceries, and Ricky Gervais still doesn’t care. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:26 whoo whoo and a McDonald jiu hello and welcome to juicy scoop we have the original favorite the number one Chris friend jola thank you i do want to say
Starting point is 00:00:39 uh... Spencer Pratt said wonderful things about you before we started our taping that's very nice to hear he said god that guy is hilarious and you got to work with him every day He's not nice if you're getting to work with me. It is nice. I just thought that was really I find him to be delightful as well I don't know the I don't know him and have met him before until we did a live show Yeah, well that was the only time you've met him well
Starting point is 00:01:04 So you know, I thought it was great, super nice. And we had gone through a very traumatic experience together was the Will Smith slap had happened that while we were together backstage. So we went through that together. So we forever bonded. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:01:24 So nice guy. I have not had the opportunity to really talk to you yet about the Johnny Depp and her trial. Yeah. They are set to be done by Friday. They might be, I were recording this, you know, they're on their lunch break right now on Wednesday. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:41 So Thursday and Friday left. But they're definitely set to be done by Memorial Day Weekend. Yeah, I don't know. I think. Not, don't mean to brag because they had a horrible marriage, but that is my 22 year wedding anniversary, my 27th. Memorial Day Weekend?
Starting point is 00:01:55 Yeah. What day? What actual day? The 27th. Oh, 27th. But it always falls on Memorial Day Weekend or in and around, because, okay. Well, congratulations on lasting as many years as you have. How many years has it been now?
Starting point is 00:02:09 22. It makes it very easy because we were born, I'm born, we were married in 2000. So I always know how many years it's been. Wow, 22 years. Yeah. It hasn't feel, still got some life left in it or? I do, I do have some life left in it. I had
Starting point is 00:02:27 something interesting happen with Shannon. We were out in Palm desert and we're gonna, you know, whenever I make a reservation for these kids and everything, I go, let's go to the nice dinner, you know, and then they're like, so I said, listen, I'm not even making a reservation for Sunday night. We're looking to we'll just We'll just have a barbecue at the place for staying. Well, then my brother-in-law didn't want to come. I said, Shannon, why don't you and I just hit the nest, which is so great, and they have the live music, and it's like old people, and it gets a little bit younger.
Starting point is 00:02:58 So Shannon, I went there. Take a restaurant? Yes. And there was this young guy about 35 that kept turning around and really flirting and looking at me. Whoa. And I said, you know what I think? I think there's a new movement of guys are at about 35 that maybe don't want to have
Starting point is 00:03:16 kids, but maybe don't own a home. And they're looking for a shelter. For a shelter. Yeah, like a reverse golden. And they're kind of like, like I know that girl's not 35, but she looks pretty good. And what's she doing out with this other girl
Starting point is 00:03:33 who doesn't also look 35? They're probably single girls are divorced, and I need a home. And I was like, Shannon, I swear to God, that's what's happening. Well, let me also, I can relate this. I believe, I can relate this to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Because I believe that what that is. Also, I agree with what you're saying, they need shelter. Yes. But also, it's like, do I want to be the guy who's going out of the 20-year-old? Because this is what happens when you date a 20-year-old. It's Pupu in the bed, it's a ure-on-ex-you-know-witness stand. It doesn't end well.
Starting point is 00:04:03 It's a free-loading friend. It's a few who also don't have shelter. Yeah, It doesn't end well. It's a free-loading friend. It's a free-loader. It's a free-loader, friends or yeah. You also don't have the wrong shelter. Yeah, right, right. And I also want to just add to that because I think that's what we have. If anything comes out of this,
Starting point is 00:04:13 well, there's going to be some things that come out of the positive, but a lot of negative have. Right. But if some positive for the world comes out of it, it's to tell 55-year-old men, you marry a girl and you get with a bisexual girl. You know what you were gonna get.
Starting point is 00:04:31 It's 30 years old, right. And you're 55, guess what? She is probably there for your money and your power and she might get manipulative. She's not there for the right reasons. And then for that 30 year old bisexual girl who decides to get with that 55 year old guy because he is powerful and successful,
Starting point is 00:04:51 you're gonna get tired of his old 40 friends. You're not gonna wanna hear him sneeze. Literally 40 friends probably. 40 friends. See, I don't care how hot you are. I don't care how many scarves and rings you have 25 years is a big age difference and it does it's not as fun as when it began right but this guy at the nest start to flirt with me and look at me and and I said I really think this guy is gonna hit on me
Starting point is 00:05:24 and I said I really think this guy is gonna hit on me. But by the time he came over to ask me to dance, I was pretty buzzed, I already called Drake to pick me up and I just screamed, I married, no, find your own home. Nothing will kill a flirtation quite like your six foot three son coming. To pick you. You know, that's really good. That's not good. That's what I really also says. God, she wanted to kill her for lack of a better term.
Starting point is 00:05:52 And she might have been older than I thought. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. Who wants to do? Oh, yeah. If you're going to deal with a lady, a single mom, the last thing you want is a giant son that comes along with it.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yeah. Now he becomes the angry stepson. Like, you're not my dad. No, all right. We got it. Now he becomes the angry stepson like, you're not my dad. All right, we got it. You don't need that. All right, getting to this, let me just fill people in what happened.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I do want to say on the last episode I did, I was wrong, I talked about this hand doctor that talked about the big incident. How did he kind of finger? Because it's the one injury that he has supposed proof of, if you believe him, that was caused by Amber. Through a bottle or something. He said the bottle was thrown. Yeah. I thought this hand doctor worked on the hand. He was an expert witness that just looked at the hand and said, it's more likely to have been caught in a door jam than a bottle being thrown and cut it like a guillotine.
Starting point is 00:06:46 The doctor that did, there was a doctor, I guess, that they referred to today. Again, that is what he's saying, what happened with the finger. And that doctor said, later on, she said, he hit her or whatever. And they refuted that by saying the doctor said, well, he would have had his little finger cast on on and that would have been difficult to do that.
Starting point is 00:07:09 So basically you know the whole thing has been um who do you believe in one of these stories? He says infatically and we see it at the end. Did you see the very very edge of his testimony? Just did I watch and I was surprised that her people didn't object because he kept going on and on and on. And I'm like, oh my God. And it was pretty compelling. And I've said from the start, he came here to gain in what he believes
Starting point is 00:07:40 his reputation has been tarnished, get people to hear his truth. He doesn't care about the money because he's super rich. He just wants the world to know, she's a liar. I'm not a wife abuser in any way. Right. And I think it worked. No matter what happens, the public opinion is completely justice for Johnny Depp.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Right. And I've gone and kind of shared more of my opinion because I'm thinking about the jury and the case is really defamation. And I get a lot of criticism for that because they're like, she lied about this, she lied about, yes, she may have lied. But we're going off of this one line in her article that says I was a victim of domestic abuse, which could be verbal abuse. And then, it definitely was verbal abuse. They verbally abused each other. And so it really is going to come down to the jury being like, by her writing this article,
Starting point is 00:08:34 did he lose all these jobs? And she's saying, well, I lost all these jobs, which is why I'm counter-suing for a hundred million because of all this awful press for the last six years. By you dragging me into this and suing me, I lost all these opportunities and she had a some entertainment people on the stand for her saying she should have been like Zendaya and all these other people and it really flat-lined or went down with this bad press. Right. Then her entertainment lawyer said
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, sometimes the star is not born she didn't wasn't getting these 200 you know these big endorsement deals you had one series for eight episodes 200,000 an episode and She went from a million for Aquaman run one and two for Aquaman 2 Which was already in her preset contract and they weren't offering her any more and she wasn't going to get any more right but jason mimoa went from three million to fifty million yet because it's called aqua man aqua man and and super here is our always going to be more gender towards the guys right and they said they had no chemistry and that's why I well I tried to watch it Aquaman Yeah, have you ever tried to watch it? I hate any superhero stuff Well if you hate superhero stuff, I don't recommend often. I don't know
Starting point is 00:09:53 I couldn't tell what the hell is going on. I mean they're under water all the time And then they just going to like a closet underwater. That's not underwater It's but you know, I guess they get a new closet and then there's a water there. Yeah, they can go into areas where they're not the hairs not floating around like that. Because that gets a little you can't see that for three hours. Yeah. So they go into it. Are there mermaids in it? Whatever she is. She plays some sort of I have been wanting to actual Peter to order me one of those mermaid things. You can't the you can't move your leg, the kids are singing to the bottom of the pool in them. Well, I'm not a kid though.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, okay, even the adults. Okay, because I think that that would be a good workout for me. Oh. And I would like to pretend to be a mermaid. Okay. And now I think Peter ordered me one, but it was really cheap and it was just like spandex. I mean, I want like a little bit of scales, a little bit of scales and a little bit of weight in order for me to flutter.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Mm-hmm. If that happens, can you videotape that? Of course. How do you think I'm doing it for? I mean, I would definitely like to do that. Yeah, please. Drake, will you write down to order me a and a good one, top of the line with scales?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Don't get some cheap one. Don't like the kind where they can hire mermaids for their kids' parties. Yeah, I've seen it. So it's like a good thing, not a little four year old girl kind. Like, yeah. I went to a party recently.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I think I invited you. I never have invited me to any parties. I told you about it and you were like, hmm, it was cameo or something. It was a cameo party for cameo. You mean the Christmas thing? It was a Christmas, my friend. No, I feel like there was a more recent one.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Oh. Anyway, yeah. There were mermaids there. And it was sad to watch them take a break. Oh, it's on their break. Oh, because they can't walk. Yeah, they're like slithering into a break room. That's it, they're eating their break. Oh because they can't walk. Yeah, they like slithering into a like a break room. That's it. They're eating Yeah, you know, it's I don't want to work a party. I want to be in my own pool. Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:53 Or go to like an Olympic sized pool where I can actually do some Okay, anyway more about the Johnny Depp trial more about show so you know People are saying was she rehearsed, she was looking at the jury, he also brought up, Johnny brought up her sister, he said she always got the short end of the stick and they said what did that mean? And he's like, like basically Amber was awful to her.
Starting point is 00:12:17 She, they got in physical fights all the time. And he's like, I really like the kid. Again, the kid, that's because you're 58 or whatever. Why are you calling a 30 year old a kid? But anyway, and they once got a really bad fight and then she had to move out of Penthouse four or five. Yeah, there's a lot of Penthouse. I mean, so many, like, and then she went to
Starting point is 00:12:36 a lib with some other friends. So she definitely got in physical fights with her friends, her lovers, her sisters. She definitely has hit people. The question is, was she doing it in a hitting back situation? Right. She's what we call hothead. Remember those terms.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Now can I, I have a couple of questions. Yes, I'm not all that up on it. This James Franco. Yes. Now I saw him in the elevator going up to penthouse for whatever. Now how, with a sleeping together, how does James Franco get involved? I mean, I think they were just kind of bringing that up and that she wasn't a loyal companion that she obviously, right. And she's like, no, I just wanted like a nice person, you know, but with a,
Starting point is 00:13:22 with Johnny Depp and her married at the time when jim's franko's going up i think they were married but separated which i was like i don't really if even if i either side i'd be like i don't think we need to bring up this this thing also you know i'm not using the elevator to they got they were having three sums and everything but they didn't bring him to the stand we always thought he would do a depot but he didn't yeah i think people realize i mean maybe they just i think as a lawyer because I see myself
Starting point is 00:13:48 when I identify one of some time I don't think I need we don't need those people I don't think it does his people justice it's like one of those things of like in California like no fault whatever you know like if someone cheated doesn't matter however this not being filed in California is a big deal for a defamation case. They did it in Virginia because that's where the publication was. Right. And those laws are much better equipped when you're suing someone for defamation than California because in California, it's all about being a public figure and you're able to speak about someone in a public figure. And I mean, I really think that the jury is going to say, you may be ill side with him,
Starting point is 00:14:29 but no money either way, because I just think it's such a dangerous thing to say that a woman or anybody can't speak up against someone more powerful because then they're going to say, you hurt my reputation and therefore I lost money. That's getting silence a lot of people. And that's why in California, there's the anti-slap law for specific defamation cases. They're very, very hard to prevail in California, which is why it really worked out that they did it in Virginia. I'll say this, and maybe this is an unpopular opinion.
Starting point is 00:15:01 But I know many people are like, debt is so charismatic and so likable and so funny. I find him, I think he comes off like a bit of a douchebag. I really do. I feel like he's playing some character on the stand. And, you know, I don't buy any of it. And I feel like he is kind of, nothing's anything wrong with screaming around, fucking slam and kitchen cabinets or whatever but nothing wrong with that
Starting point is 00:15:29 You know what I mean, but could be seen as that could be seen as domestic abuse I told it when I watch that video of him slam in the cabin The only thing that yelling is could is a verbal abuse that's domestic So that's the other thing that they have to really examine even if they believe that a lot of things she said were not true or exaggerated or she wrote history. It's like in writing that article was she defaming him to the point where he lost jobs, you know and but with We Kate Moss came on this on and did her for taped up position and
Starting point is 00:16:03 We Kate Moss came on this on and did her for Cape deposition and Because she ever had brought up. Oh, I I hit Johnny because my sister was near the stairs And I remembered the rumor about Kate Moss being supposedly thrown down the stairs by Johnny Okay, team did a high five and they brought Kate Moss and they're still friendly and Kate Moss Gone on the stage that was the only time she's ever participated in a court hearing which was you know kind of interesting And she basically said we're in Jamaica It was raining a lot and I slipped down the stairs on my back Which could totally happen. I did it once myself sure and he was very sweet picked me up got medical attention That's it. He never threw me down the stairs, hit me, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Starting point is 00:16:45 So that was a good moment for his team today. Yeah, I mean, it's all, I agree with you. I think the judge will go, listen, you two, you both seem like you're little nuts, go your separate ways, but. Well, it's not the judge's jury. Whoever, jury, yeah, okay. But I think that that's something we could have done
Starting point is 00:17:03 after like day one of this. Why did this have to go on for a month and a half? I know it joking, yeah, okay. But I think that that's something we could have done after like day one of this. Why did this have to go on for a month and a half? I know it's been entertaining, but I feel like it's gonna weigh a little too long. Yeah, I mean, it just goes to show you like, yeah, get ready. Like, he who throws the stone or glass up, like, get ready, if you're gonna bring this up,
Starting point is 00:17:23 and that is what happens when you sue for anything, whether it's sexual harassment or whatever, right? Attorneys will be like, listen, get ready for every single thing in your life. Every time you set a bad word, a tweet, got a conversation with someone, with anger at a customer service situation, whatever. It's all going to be brought up. So every relationship that you've previously had, everything. And so we got to see all the flaws in both of them. Right, right. And, you know, so let me. The other thing I thought was for you is,
Starting point is 00:17:55 I sure heard somebody say he never looks at her during the test point. Right, right. Because he said at one point, you'll never see my eyes again. Yeah. And so that's why he doesn't look at it. I'm like, well, he did say that.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Yeah, but I'm like, what? But she said with that, they would have asked about it. She's like, because I'm still here. Yeah. Because I'm an act like this is a jury right here. Because I survived. That's why he won't look at me. Yes, you should.
Starting point is 00:18:24 You're doing your thing and just pull it out and it's like, you know, and she's doing her thing and she's pulling it like, you know, she's like, the way she's always crying. I'm going to do a little amber. You're going to do a little Johnny. Okay. I do my best. Okay. I'm going to do a little bit of amber. I'm going to say some things that you did and then you're going to then refute it. Okay. Okay. Yes, I'll do it. Okay. And I was trying. and I was saying, please, I've had a really hard time. My dogs have done a B, and then I was on the couch, and then I was on the floor, and the floor was so dirty,
Starting point is 00:18:59 and I was thinking why is the floor so dirty? Because I have a vacuum cleaner that was broken, I object, my vacuum cleaner was broken, so that's what the flow is dirty and the B I don't know I didn't know the B the B is not a friend of mine. I don't know the B Now we need to ask you some questions as the attorney. Yes, he's isn't happy over any time everyone's like oh that was so funny I'm like what's it that funny? I know people just lose in their mind of a shirt. It's an happier anytime that was so funny i'm like what's it that funny i don't go by the word the name Johnny and not John? Some people find strange, but I have always been Johnny. I've always been Johnny ever since I was I'm from Kentucky You wouldn't know it by my weird English accent
Starting point is 00:19:54 But so I've always been Johnny Now go on for another four hours. Yeah, objection your honor. Yeah boredom in the court boredom in the court Okay four hours. Yeah. Objection, your honor. Yeah. Board them in the court. Board them in the court. Um, okay. Uh, Johnny, can you, um, clarify if in fact, at any time in your life, you have ever been known, uh, in your experience to have thrown any kind of bottle of any sort? Uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't throw a bottle. Why would I throw a bottle? I would, I would, I would, I would. I wouldn't throw a bottle. Why would I throw? I would enjoy drinking the bottle. I wouldn't throw a bottle.
Starting point is 00:20:31 The only one I thought about is James Franco. What is he doing in my bottle? Why is he there? It's going to be... So he finished with... Do you want to do his final thing that he said? I was kinda watching a little bit of as I was driving here, his final thing.
Starting point is 00:20:49 When I was the, what was he, the final, he was facing that eye? The final thing was, I said I would come here and I would. Yes, clear my name. Clear my name. And how did you feel, what, how do you feel about her testimony? And he said, it's insane, it's brutal, it's cruel,
Starting point is 00:21:04 it's unimaginable, at unimaginable, said it's insane it's brutal it's cruel it's unimaginable at unimaginable and it's all false as he was and he they brought up also photos of them on the orin express uh... which i like how long is in that movie how long is this train ride on that they were on the order because they had several pictures with the staff and and at one point he said you know she would uh... get into a rant and one might be hit by her and I had a shiner to the eye and they showed photos and then they said,
Starting point is 00:21:31 was there any photoshopping that was done to this and he's like, no, I don't think there'd be photoshopping of, you know, with the three other people in the photo. I'm like, well, then you don't know my friends because they photoshopped themselves all the time and leave me with a double chin and a wonky eye. So I'm like, well, then you don't know my friends because they photoshop themselves all the time and leave me with a double chin and a wonky eye. Right, right. So I'm like, you definitely can just photoshop yourself. However, I don't believe he did. You know, it just, I guess, show to slight
Starting point is 00:21:53 bruise. I couldn't see close enough. But like what's the new, the new filter speaking of photoshopping, whatever. It says the new filter where everyone seems to have like a shiny tip on the end of their nose. I love it. Like a little there's several different kinds. It just gives you... It drives me insane. Smooth out the face. I got that. That's all good.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It's just like root off the Red Nose Rainer, except it's a white dot. It's a white dot. It handles your nose. Yeah, Nero's your nose gives you a nice glow. Okay. There's also the amber herde crying face. Have you seen that filter? I've seen people crying.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Yeah, it looks so real. Yeah. Yeah, it looks so real. Yeah. It's pretty great. Yeah. It makes it fun. It makes it fun. I mean, I love a filter.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, so. People call me out right away though on a filter. I mean, as soon as I put a filter on it, I'm like, nice filter. I'm like, all right, give me a break. But old man, let me have a little filter. Yeah, sometimes I just. Speaking of that, Tom Cruise. Let's talk about Tom. Wait, let me see if there's. Yeah, sometimes I speak into that Tom Cruise
Starting point is 00:22:47 Let's talk about Tom wait. Let me see if there's anything more on this I think I pretty much covered it all now. I've talked a lot about it. So we're gonna see What what happens as far as so you think it'll be over by this week? It's supposed to be how no I think they'll rest that the jury might take one day five days Yeah, I mean, you know, but but again we're dealing with a jury in virginia they're not familiar with hollywood much just like the black china Kardashian things are very hard for them to because it doesn't entertainment is so subjective whether jason mommel makes fifteen million and
Starting point is 00:23:18 a girl he makes to it's based on the movie she wasn't wonder woman and it's how hard you uh... put your foot down and negotiating. It's so, so subjective. It's not like they both worked at an engineering plant and he got her fired after she wrote this article about it. And it was very clear.
Starting point is 00:23:39 So I think to the jury, they're just going to be like, who's to say who would have gotten work or not. I mean, isn't that Hollywood one minute your hot and one minute your not? What caused it? There's just no way to know what the trajectory of her career would have been had she not met Johnny. It may have been worse. It may have been better.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Well, there isn't there isn't didn't the lawyers say that Johnny Depp got her the other job. Excuse me. Yeah. I audition. That's how it works. Isn't didn't she didn't the lawyer say that Johnny Depp got hurt the other day? Excuse me. Yeah, I audition that's how it works. I auditioned several times That's the way it works. That's how I got the job. Yeah I'm very excited to do that I've always but a swimmer and a strong swimmer at that. And when I got the call, Johnny said, oh really? Soon to be ugly fish.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Just cruel, cruel. Obviously I'm making up these lines, but there were things that he said that were mean. He did, I heard fat ass. He called her a fat ass? Yeah, that was one of them. I know she called him a fat old man. I mean, they're both just awful.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Well, I heard him yell, it's on video. Oh, well, audio tape. Oh, well, that's okay. She's taping him. First of all, if you're in any relationship and you get to the point where you start audio taping each other, it's already over. Like, I don't think you're fixing it.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Yeah. When you're like, you're pressing record when he, you know, he starts pouring his wine or whatever. You know, you're already on bed. Because the thing is if you start doing that Asking record when he, you know, he starts pouring his wine or whatever. You know, you're already on bad terms. Because the thing is, if you start doing that in the hopes of like, well, when he's not drunk, I'll play it for him.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Right. Then he's going to be like, what the hell you're taping me? It's got, if you're going to do that, just do it and keep it for yourself. Maybe your husband will improve. Maybe he won't, but then you'll have it. Or send it to like one trusted friend, in case like your phone gets lost. I don't think it's a terrible thing
Starting point is 00:25:32 if you are in an awful situation, but you gotta be careful about it, and I would not reveal to the person that you're constantly taping them because they really then might freak out and put you in arms like that. I love that they do do it because you get to hear all the fun stuff, but I honestly have no idea how to record on my phone.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I don't know where the button is. Well, you could just record video. Oh, yeah, okay. You don't have to be filmed, you know, it would just be like the bottom of your shoe. Okay. And you act like your phone's doing nothing. Yeah. Well, I hope I never get to that point when I'm doing that. I do too so what were you saying about Tom Cruise oh he's out you know
Starting point is 00:26:12 he was he was invited the he was with the what we call willing cake to this thing yeah nice little chunky heels on it so the can film first you see his dress shoes that the the heel was very high i did i did notice it's still not seeing sir at all i don't know all i know is that it not unlike johnny depp sixty eventually become sixty no matter who you are no matter what you do sixty becomes sixty and everyone's like tom cruise looks great you know
Starting point is 00:26:41 johnny depp looks great but eventually you become what ever hurtsts had fat old man. Not the Tom Cruise fat old man, but there was a couple of red carpets that they were doing for Top Gun where it was like on an aircraft carrier or something. It was like bright sunlight overhead. And now the hair is like long and wispy again. Here's the thing. Well, another one of my predictions has come true. Okay. Started to say this about four to five years ago. I said, time to ring back old fashioned facelifts.
Starting point is 00:27:14 And it's happening in abundance. You let the filler go away. That's what a lot of people have to fill it up. The filler can save you in your 40s. Yeah. In your 50s, it can't. In the 50s, you look like one of those pumpkins that was left out too long, okay?
Starting point is 00:27:30 In your 50s, you gotta let that go away, and then you gotta do a nice lower snatch, lower face snatch, you have the whole thing. And I mean, Teddy Mellon Camp got one at 40, a lot of people are doing it. Obviously it's expensive, but it is the way to go and by doing that at fifty it's like you buy yourself
Starting point is 00:27:50 cuteness until you're like sixty five okay there are fifty year olds that are looking like there's thirty two because they got they let the filler go out and they got a full blown face left now that can't be for everybody obviously it's expensive but i'm just saying there's a house uh... we have this place in malibu and I walk down the beach and there's a house
Starting point is 00:28:09 right on the water, huge glass windows, there's very rarely people in there but now three different times I've seen someone in there you can see it from the beach and they've been completely gone. I know that place, it's the place you go after your first country. I think it must be. Everybody says you gotta do that. Everyone says, don't go home and expect your husband and your kids to help you. You gotta spend three to four days.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I think it's a special house in Malibu where you go. Three to four days, where the nurse is clean out all your stuff, make sure you don't get infections, give you inflammate, like not whatever, to keep the inflammatory going on. Yeah. So anyway, I'll be there soon. Shall we just do a thing together? Yeah, let's do it together. Give you inflammate like not whatever to keep the inflammatory going on. Yeah. Well anyway I'm witness soon. I wish we just do a thing together. Yeah, let's do it together. Yeah, I mean I'm already
Starting point is 00:28:51 Yeah, a lot of people are doing now this thing young girls Are getting like this Fox eye surgery all the models like Bella Hadid. Yeah, but also you can remember when we did the Chris and Heather forever. Yeah the tape old-fashioned old-fashioned like fade down-away face tape Yeah, here and here and you put it around your head and then you like put all your extra fake care around it And you're right snatched for a night. It's nice. Yeah, that tape was great. Yeah nice that tape worked Oh my god Okay, it was a let's see. Okay, now this is a crazy crime. Have you heard about this? Yes. Let me explain. Okay, this very sad. This woman, let me switch one,
Starting point is 00:29:39 is the one that, okay, so Armstrong is the one that they're looking for they're looking for katlin marine armstrong because she has um... killed this woman they believe she has shot this woman moriah i guess that's how you say moriah wilson so cyclist or something yes are all in the cycling community so this girl katlin and her boyfriend have been dating on and off for three years and live together. At one point in October of 2021, October of November, he saw this other cyclist, Mariah, and they had an affair, or they got together. They broke up and then Caitlin and this guy got back together, okay? So then, Caitlin, according to this anonymous source,
Starting point is 00:30:28 said, I think he's seeing her again, and I am going to buy a gun and kill her. Okay, this first just saying this. Yeah. The girl Mariah comes into town, she lives in California, comes in town, a staying with a friend, and he and Mariah go and they go and
Starting point is 00:30:46 swim in some lake and hang out. Right. She goes back to the place that she's staying and he goes home. Caitlin Armstrong's car is seen in front of the home that the girl is staying at and her then the girl she's staying with like the surveillance shows her car there or so it says they see it. Her roommate or whoever she's staying with like the surveillance shows her car there or so it says they see it her roommate or whoever she's staying with finds her shot and she dies and and so it's complete like revenge because and the guy is like we were just friends I feel terrible that I went like skinny dipping with her or whatever but we were just friends we were just talking to you and seeing conversations between he and this girl,
Starting point is 00:31:26 the phone, and now they do not know where they are. She, they brought her into questioning, and they said, we saw your car there. And she's like, oh, that's weird. I don't know why that would be. But I have nothing more to say. And they said, okay, so they let her leave. So she's gone?
Starting point is 00:31:40 So now she's on the run. But I'm like, you saw her car there. You had maybe at the time that they questioned her They didn't have the information about this love triangle, right, but I would assume they did and I guess because they just didn't have enough to hold her Yeah But now they don't know where she is and he had two guns, but I guess it's it it It doesn't match the guns he had in the house
Starting point is 00:32:04 It matches some other gun that maybe she had purchased I guess it doesn't match the guns he had in the house. It matches some other gun that maybe she had purchased. It's amazing to me that these people can go on the run for any length of time, like those two that escaped that prison. Because the moment you do anything, you're putting a credit card in a machine, they know where you are.
Starting point is 00:32:19 It's horrible. They're all in the cycling community. But is this a coincidence that her last name is Armstrong and she's a cyclist because lancel think about that is that you they not does no relation there no there's no strong person have to be a cyclist no but that is kind of weird yeah yeah yeah I mean it was weird about the the two people on the run from the prison both had the same last last name. That was a weird one too. Yeah, that was a weird one.
Starting point is 00:32:46 No, this is really, really sad and I hope they find her. Okay, yeah, this was the alleged love triangle. This is both really attractive girls. The one that was murdered was about 25. One girl's got great hair. And the murderer. The murderer with great hair is about 33. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:04 So it was like that she was younger. And who knows if she was a faster cyclist too? Like on top of the fact that you're younger and you're boyfriend, you're living boyfriend's sinker. Like I don't know if they, where her ranking was, recycling. Anyway, I like to do a Peloton at home where nobody's chasing after you.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Do you have a Peloton, you have an actual Peloton? A real Peloton? Yeah. You have an actual palatine? A real palatine? Yeah. You know, when you get a colton. No, I'm really want a colton. It's. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:31 You're doing the garage? No, I'm in a bedroom. How come, you know, I thought if you had a palatine, you had to put it on Instagram. Otherwise it wasn't a- Oh, it's not real? Oh, okay, I will. I will. You have to put yourself sweaty going, you know, not to say you want to work out.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Just a little bit. Yeah, killing it. I love this person, going, you know, not just even working out. Yeah, killing it. I love this person, whatever, you know, instructors, your favorite. Oh yeah, yeah. You have to do those things. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I will. I'll make sure I have an outfit and I'm like, sure, I'm extra sweaty when I do it. Yeah, you gotta do that. Todd Crisley, I've talked about this case. It's all, you know, Todd Crisley is. Absolutely. Now, he has always appeared to be someone that you would think was
Starting point is 00:34:12 living an out fabulous gay life with a male. Yeah, but he wasn't. He constantly in his show, Chrisley knows best, constantly talked about how much sex he had with his wife of 20 something years. Often they had it, how much they wanted, how the kids were rooting his thing and oh gosh, leave me alone, you know, just horny,
Starting point is 00:34:35 horny horny horny, first wife. Shocking, it's shocking. I mean, it's like Joe Simpson. Remember the Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson's dad, he was the same vibe I get from this guy. But eventually Joe Simpson was like, he came out. I think he probably came out. But he came out strong.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I went to a Joe Simpson fashion show in Malibu at his house. After we was out? Well, honestly, if he's having a fashion show at his house, he's out. But it was all young, very looking, very good looking guys. Right. I definitely would enjoy, probably went to the abbey after. And yeah, but there was always that thing with what's
Starting point is 00:35:17 going on there. Anyway, so I had said when I broke down this story of like all the fraud that they did this guy they hired this guy He was flipping houses You know Todd Crisley football houses he got with this guy they build their business together You know from zero to 60 employees right and then sold it and and this guy helped them You know supposedly get all these loans which they then he said that Todd spent all the money on Bentley's and clothes and this and that and the loans were based on fraudulent material
Starting point is 00:35:51 saying that they were wealthier than they were and then they declared bankruptcy and so we got to keep all that money. Yeah. So that's what's happening. And then he said, Todd said, no, I found out this guy was stealing from us or being, you know, not truthful. So we fired him. And then he at a revenge went to the IRS and set all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:11 He, that guy just said that he committed fraud. He says it's on the stand on Todd, Chris Lee's behalf because they had an intimate relationship. Wath, see, I knew it was coming. But that could mean anything. Yeah. That could mean... No, what can it... what else could it mean? Well, it's not sexual could intimate be
Starting point is 00:36:34 that we just shared such close secrets as two buddies. Like what? I'd like to tickle your balls, but like what? What's the secret? I'm being doubled out. Yeah. Because I had said, when I talked about this before, people also like what what's the secret i'm being double that because i had said when i talked about this before there has not been a guy that's like has a picture of the sky is better whatever or you know you're even that many like blind item type of thing right
Starting point is 00:36:59 but then when i talked about i did get some people saying no there's people that have said they had relations with the really Oh, really? Yeah, but I, again, there's all these blind items and things about other housewives' husbands cheating and stuff. And I'm like, show me a picture of this woman's husband in your bed, your hand next to him that's not the wives took it. And I slept with this guy at a Canadian after a Canadian nightclub.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Look, let me really see it because anyone can sell this stuff that it doesn't but obviously i mean he has more to worry about then someone accusing him of being gay right i mean he could do serious time and he's got three shows that are happening right now christley knows best love and limo what's your doing for e where he takes couples in a limo and gets them to know each other within 20 minutes because he has such provocative way he's driving that he's driving a limo i think he's in the back of the limo
Starting point is 00:37:52 and you get in the limo and he's back there and he's like let me talk to you too and find out what you know why you're compatible or not or whatever and then the other one is something growing up crissly with the older kids okay wow crissly knows best has been off for a long time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So not good. Coco Austin.
Starting point is 00:38:13 That's iced tea. Sure. wife came under some heat because she was at Atlantis Bahamas, which we've been there before. It's so fun. Yeah. And she had her daughter and a stamas, which we've been there before. It's so fun. Yeah. And she had her daughter and a stroller, which is not a problem
Starting point is 00:38:30 except the daughter of six. Right. And the feet completely, you know. Wow. I mean, something. I worked on this cartoon with them, Wayne's years ago. And we did a whole character. That was a kid that was too big for the stroller.
Starting point is 00:38:50 That literally their feet, like they could walk their own stroller, but like there's still the parents who are like, I don't want to hear you complain, so we're pushing you on the stroller. Right. And she's also come under heat for breastfeeding her five year old. At the same time when she was still breastfeeding her five year old, the five year old was also enjoying acrylic French tip nails. Wow, you know, you got to keep on.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And then iced tea during the controversy a year ago over like, I can't believe you still breastfeed your baby, iced tea went to Coco's defense and was like, what's wrong with nothing wrong with sucking on a pretty titty? And then someone's like, ew, gross. We're talking about your daughter and things like, oh, just shut up. It's my kid, leave me alone. Boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Right. Yeah. Um, I mean. So wait, the mad kids, the kids too big for the stroller? Pe so she posts everything and I also think if you're gonna post stuff about your kids about your family Whether you're feeding them junk food or pushing them in a stroller or breastfeeding them too old If you're gonna put it out there people are gonna give their opinion you can get as angry as you want Then don't put that stuff You know don't put it if you don't put any of it like put any of it. If you want to say, I sleep with my kid every night
Starting point is 00:40:06 and they're 12, and people are going to go, my God, get your kid out of your bed, then why don't you just don't tell that? Like, no one has to know what your kid eats, where they sleep, you know, providing you're not like last year. But like, whatever your weird thing is, your kid is scared and losing a room with you
Starting point is 00:40:21 and your parent, you and your husband, whatever, it's like, you do have that right, but then also, you're gonna put it out there. People are gonna talk about your kid having nails or wearing a corset or, you know, being an astrologer at six. Yeah. And then other people can say,
Starting point is 00:40:36 hey, I don't wanna hear my kid complain either. I always put my old kid in the straw. Other people were like, may I suggest a wagon? Like, I mean, but the wagon's a lot to travel with. I just want to say, as a person who has an issue like this, the wagon's heavy.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah. I mean, I am with Coco on this one, you know, my kids not quite that old, but. I remember when the kids were little, and yeah, at any amusement park, they do get tired. Yeah. And it's like, they do start to whine,
Starting point is 00:41:03 and then you're like, I can't believe I spent so much on Disneyland to hear you bitching complain You know so I mean the little kid looks exactly like I mean it's crazy, which is I mean it looks like a little iced tea I know which is hilarious. I think in the end this girl is gonna be fine of course She loving parents, but I mean I just think you put it out there get ready for the criticism this is from Pobiti latest which is this Instagram account that always has really good stuff
Starting point is 00:41:35 This is pretty juicy as guy Tony Garrett 29 has just left his partner his girlfriend of a decade Her name's Lorma just 10 days after a Ukraine refugee named Sophia, who's 22, who fled Ukraine, and she accepted Tony's offer on social media to host a Ukrainian refugee. Oh, okay. And I mean, she's pretty good looking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And now this couple is done. He's got this hot Ukrainian living with him. And I was like, that is pretty juicy. Yeah, that is a good one. They're just regular people, they're not famous. Nobody's famous, they just thought like, you know what, you know, everyone was in Europe, like, you know, I'll take a Ukrainian refugee,
Starting point is 00:42:20 whatever. They're just gonna be 27 year old model. No, it's supposed to be a lady from the field who works in the fields like an old 60 year old thick thick ankles, you know, out there cleaning off turnips. It's not supposed to be a model. Yeah, that's the rule. If you got to take one in. I remember I wrote this sketch in my Leroy's The Slown Show.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Yeah. That was about a couple and the guy is like, I know you want to be a mom, so I got, I got a siddotter. And it's kind of like adopting an adult. Exactly that show. So the girl, so then we wrote this sketch for this beautiful Asian girl for another country comes,
Starting point is 00:42:59 but she's like clearly over 18 and super flirty and everything. And then in the end of the sketch, I adopt this like hot African guy. Yeah. It'll be like, yeah, I don't like time for your bath. And now those like real TV shows. Yeah, and now that's a real thing that's happening. The sketch I wrote 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Anyway, I just thought that's one of the things you don't hear about. Yeah. One of the casualties you don't always hear about. This was super juicy. Oh, I watched it. It was really good. Oh my God. Okay. This is serious, but also just unbelievable. I'm so excited that this happened. And that this girl got her voice. So this is a, this is a pastor at a church in Indiana. And this was filmed. And he's
Starting point is 00:43:43 doing a Sunday service. And he gets up there. And he says, and he's doing a Sunday service and he gets up there and he says, I have something to confess to you, my congregation. I've been married to my wife for 20 years, but at one time I did commit adultery. There's only been one person. It only happened with one person, but because of that, the board has asked me to step down which I will and ask for your forgiveness And I don't know if he knew that she was going to be there Or they had planned for her to speak her speech But all of a sudden the girl that he had the affair and the husband and her husband get on stage and say
Starting point is 00:44:21 You're not really telling a story just right. I was 16. You took my virginity on your office floor. It went on for seven years. Yeah. And then the husband is like, I met her, you know, after she had been abused by you for seven years. She struggled with it. She's like, I was suicidal. He's like, she wore a purity ring this whole time, which means you're not, you promised not to have sex to your marriage. And she had so much guilt about the fact that she was in this awful abuse of situation
Starting point is 00:44:53 because she was a child when he started to pursue her. And she's wearing this ring as if she's walking around the parish as a virgin while the head pastor, a father who is like a man. and like, and she said, and and the only reason I'm here today is because my brother who witnessed the abuse, like walked into a room and saw us together, me and a bed with you with a t-shirt on were on, he said, it's, he struggled with it all these years. And so he just came out with it and told and was like, I feel terrible that I saw this, that I didn't speak up,
Starting point is 00:45:27 and other people knew in the past, and the parishion didn't speak up. And the video TMZ has it, it is so empowering. Did you see that the husband giving back, like all the jewelry that he said? He said that purity, right? And a necklace and a few things. Oh, I didn't see that. I just thought the purity, yeah, I was kind of like fast falling. It's like 12 minutes long.
Starting point is 00:45:48 The husband was amazing. Yeah, the husband's like, and this is a necklace you gave her and he puts it down and then the ring and all the congregation is there. And then and then he's like, we're done. Yeah. And then he starts to leave and then the pair some people are like getting her a hug and then they're like what's the truth what's the truth it's it's not you can't say it was an affair a one-time affair when she was 16 well no one woman yells out it's she won when he yells out you didn't say she was 14 and he goes it was 16 oh. Oh, that was it. And actually in Indiana, legal age of consent is 16.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Really? He was probably grooming her for two years and probably waited until she was 16 to actually have the sex. But of course, it was extremely abusive. Yeah. But I just can't believe it was, like when does someone have that opportunity and take it to absolutely confront
Starting point is 00:46:48 The person that abused them. Yeah in the church in front of people on video Not in a court of law like it was amazing Can we just make out a overall blanket statement that Just if your pastors're skinny jeans, we got a problem. You know, but I'm saying he's one of those slick ones. Well that was the other guy from the one that...
Starting point is 00:47:16 Ryan's church. He'll song. Yeah, he'll song. But not just him, all the he'll song guys. He had to step down because he's having affairs right in life. Right. He was meeting girls in parks and stuff. just him all the Hillsong guys that he had to step down because he's having a fair is right and right yeah meeting girls in parks and stuff and but he was another guy with a big v neck under sure i think all the girls he was cheating with though fortunately
Starting point is 00:47:32 none were under a no i don't know i don't know but yeah so but anyway it's so it's yeah you gotta be careful of these past and also it's is indiana people have like a southern why does every pastor have a southern accent? I think it sells more. You could, you could, Because I'm like, is Indiana like,
Starting point is 00:47:51 would you have a southern accent in Indiana? It depends if you're, Because I was hearing them speaking, I'm like, why does every pastor sound like that? Right, yeah, I think it just helps. I ask for your forgiveness, Right. For blessings.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Mm-hmm. You know, it's just like, Okay, I saw just like, okay. I saw the story, I saved it for you. Thank you. Channing Canem, he's at this fan's cool spot in London. Okay. Having dinner and these other people cross the way, are taking photos of themselves and who doesn't do that?
Starting point is 00:48:22 It's your out in London or out of touristy spot. You're taking the food, and it's furious and has them thrown out. Because he thought they were big pictures of him. Yeah, and they were like, we weren't. Like, on the day they looked at the camera, and there was no pictures of him. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:48:36 And they threw him out. Wow. What, how do you feel about that dick move? That's a dick move. I feel like he's losing it a little bit, just chanting to him uh... supposedly on that big fight with uh... his co star and she had to leave the show of magic mic to that's right uh... some i think or now some i took over the
Starting point is 00:48:54 world can he newton yeah that's right we don't really know the story behind that or what he said it's not gonna be magic mic to be by which was an hammer heard in the first one magic might be three would be now what she was in one of them yet but it's not going to be about all that it's going to be of like a for like reverse pretty woman so again the public eye like i just talked about that happened okay about a call back all i think
Starting point is 00:49:19 that's probably a young i think it's with like a rich woman and who's he gonna believe he the guy i don't know he might i don't know but i will probably be all the woman's a rich woman or maybe a senator or something that's a strong female woman who's being with the sky and they just like uh... richard galeite about uh... to leave robberts probably it's gonna be like oh he's actually a construction worker but he's really just a dancing guy acting like a christian I don't know right they better have enough seams of him dancing of them of hot guys
Starting point is 00:49:53 Dancing yes, yeah, we need the one who's married to Sophia Vagara. Yeah, but he's a little long in a tooth now I think but the second one was that he was long in the tooth, but like still wanting to do it Oh, it was go on tour they go in a bus and they go on tour. Was it Matthew McConaughey in them? He was in them. He was like the head and he was like a god. He was the MC or something. Yeah, I'm sure I don't know who's in this one.
Starting point is 00:50:15 But anyway, yeah, just like listen, again, people. Just like I said about Coco Austin, like if you're going to go out to restaurants and stuff, yeah, people are going to take photos of you and they have every right to. You're in a public place. If you don't want that, you know what? Have something catered at your home. Right. Get a penthouse and sit on the terrace and have it. You don't have to go to the restaurant. Yeah. Or request the private room. And even then, while you're walking out, someone might take a photo of you. That is life.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Yeah, door dash. I hate that too, when someone's like, you know, like, if you are trying to take a photo, and it's like, you still have a right to take a photo of someone's public. You really do. Who have you gotten busted taking a photo of somebody in public? I did, I'll tell you about it later. So, it's scary, I don't want to bring it up.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Okay, let's a little bit about Kardashian, just a little of what's happened for you. Oh, I, I, do you have some thoughts? Tell me your thoughts. The wedding? Yeah, everything. I haven't heard your opinion of it. I mean, my opinion of it is God bless the Kardashian.
Starting point is 00:51:21 I mean, they got to do what they got to do. You know, they got, everything's got to be a spectacle. spectacle. That was a wild. I just don't understand why nobody was smiling in any of the wedding photos. It was very strange to me that every wedding photo was very somber, but I think that was the look. Yes, but I also was very Adam's family, but I also want to say when you talked about Johnny Depp being a douche or whatever, a little douche, I saw an old video of him and he looked absolutely gorgeous. And he was charming as ever and he was on Oprah. But while he was on Oprah, he's like, you know, 30 or something with his cheekbones.
Starting point is 00:51:53 He's telling his story. He's smoking. On Oprah? On Oprah. Maybe it wasn't Oprah, but it was a televised talk show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had a cigarette and I'm like, okay, these interviews are 7-12 minutes. You can't not have a cigarette for a 7-12 minute. That tells me an entitlement that is, you know, that's a lot of power and money and everybody,
Starting point is 00:52:20 you know, cow-towing to you, whatever that expression. Anyway, Dolce and Gabana found it. yeah you know cow-towing to whatever that expression anyway that don't you know bona fawned founders they brought up the fact they were kind of surprise that they sponsored the whole thing because at one time they tweeted that the card asians were cheap they also at one time got a lot of trouble because they said that i v f shouldn't happen and you get pregnant the normal way to do this don't you go bonnet and then that they um... you know so they weren't for gay uh...
Starting point is 00:52:50 gay parents and this and that uh... then they said we're sorry now we understand but so at that time people are angry that Kim was still promoting dole chain gabana after they wrote this am i wrong are they a couple dole chain gama i don't know i never understood that either yeah drake can you just look that up? Or Dullchengamana, a couple? Because I kind of was like, oh my god, it's just like a gay couple, but they're super conservative. Or are they a gay couple? And they don't want their friends to all become boring dads. Yeah, that could be. Yeah, I, you know, I never even thought
Starting point is 00:53:20 about that until now that they are. Maybe they're not. Or they just work together. Maybe they're just designers. Maybe they're just designers. Do you remember shields in your nail? No, who's that? You're old enough. They were like mimes. And they had like real TV shows, like an ABC. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:35 She okay. It says that they were a couple, but then they ended their relationship in 2003. But they showed up. Oh, they were a couple. Not unlike shields in your nail. They were a couple. No, I don't like shields in your nail. They were a mime cut, but we were always like, I think a real couple are they just two good mimes who have to be together.
Starting point is 00:53:51 They don't remember shields? No, no, I don't. You know, much younger than you. Okay, I'm just kidding. People thought they were mocking the Catholic stuff. That's what I heard too, yeah. I think anything that can make Catholicism hip-hop again is okay by me.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Right, Madonna did it. Madonna did it, and I remember my nun at Louisville, because at the time people were wearing like crucifixes like, and the sister told us that that is absolutely against the Catholic Church. You're not to wear the actual, you could wear a cross, but with Jesus and his exposed ribs and little, like, so wrong, that should never be worn as jewelry. And this girl, I remember this punker girl was like really going up against the Irish not about it. And you know, the Irish not was like, you know, I mean, you know, it's
Starting point is 00:54:47 where a crucifix like, like you're going to a party. Yeah. It's where the roles are real. You know, and I, and I've always thought about that. So when I would see other people do it, I was like, I won't do that because it's not supposed to be jewelry. But I just saw the girls wearing jeweled crosses. I need not see Jesus on their cross. And the altar was Mary. It wasn't Jesus. And Like I said, I think and I also saw that it was part of his it was a lot of his tattoos. Yeah, so he has all this Catholic stuff on him and you know and like hey Do each is on there's no rule to it like What if you like it?
Starting point is 00:55:26 I mean, it looked pretty. And, you know, this, hey, someone wrote this is all because Kim said to Courtney one time on a fight on the show, you're the least interesting to look at. Well, she sure showed them. Wow. She did this different thing for her wedding.
Starting point is 00:55:41 And there you go. Now, but Caitlin not invited. Caitlin not invited. Out there promoting happy dad. You see this? Yeah, the beer is called happy dad. Happy dad. I'm a happy dad.
Starting point is 00:55:57 We've been in this happy dad. Caitlin, I'm gonna ask Caitlin, you're Caitlin. I'm gonna ask Caitlin. Caitlin, your stepdaughter Courtney Caitlin. You're Caitlin. I'm gonna ask Caitlin. Caitlin, your stepdaughter Courtney married for the first time. Yes. Travis Barker. Did you why weren't you in Italy? I tell you it's funny. Come on. My throat is shot. No, it's perfect. Go commit. Well, didn't invite me because I
Starting point is 00:56:24 Because I don't believe happy that i can't i think katlyn is very understanding that i think though that she would have loved to have gone and she would have gone with bells on but i totally see white kate white courtney didn't it's her day and there were several family members missing. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Rob was missing as well, not several, but Rob was missing. Now we know that doesn't surprise us. Rob doesn't want to be in the public eye. Rob went to Kim and Kanye's wedding and got off the plane and the onslaught of criticizing his physique at the time was so disheartening that he literally turned back around got on playing them on back to LA So I think he's like my hearts with you. I don't need to be there And I think you know they're older and they they're whole thing and she didn't but like you know Clothing bring her daughter true, but stormy came okay
Starting point is 00:57:20 Mason was there people wondered if Mason was there Mason Mason was there, all of her kids were there. Scott Disick wasn't there. I wouldn't invite my ex-boyfriend, baby daddy either to my wedding. And it really wasn't not many people. It was not a lot of people. Do you also think there's a little bit of this and I could be really wrong on this,
Starting point is 00:57:37 but in the end, Caitlin was the step dad. Right. And now that that's over, I mean, they're probably like, you know, I don't need to hang out my step like who hangs out with that step dad anymore. So they're like, I don't need Katelyn. So that was not a real bad 100% 100% the other girls is different. And it was and Chris was very hurt
Starting point is 00:58:01 by the whole transitioning thing in the way that the public reacted and the way Caitlin wrote about Chris in the book. And I think they've smoothed it over since because Chris does have a tie to him to Katelyn forever, to Katelyn forever because they share the daughters. But that's not Courtney. That's what I'm saying. Courtney met, met her stepfather when she was already a teenager and had a dad until
Starting point is 00:58:31 she was early 20s until he passed Kardashian. And so yeah, I agree. And then it just adds to everything. And it's also another elderly person that walking down. She goes stab lot of stabs in Italy. In heels which can be dangerous. Size 14 heels. and it's also in elderly another elderly person that walking down the stairs and getting in here in here is a different and like size 14 and it also like I don't think
Starting point is 00:58:51 Chris wants her ex-husband now at this wedding i think there's a lot more to it and i so that's why i don't think katelyn is making a big deal out of it right and i think katelyn said chosen invited but you know just wasn't on the guest list and is happy happy for her to be happy uh... they were the the barker jackets which i think is funny because they already
Starting point is 00:59:11 had a show meet the barkers it could be the barkers to i don't know uh... i don't know what you want for a barker now she's barker she she's not she changed our instagram we don't know for sure and you know in in his book that you wrote about, to remind people, he said that he dated Paris Hilton, but he wasn't interested in Paris Hilton. This is a long time ago, he wrote this book. He was interested in the closet girl, Kim. And at one point, Shanna Mochler threw a drink at Kim because she believed they were seeing
Starting point is 00:59:42 each other while he and Shanna were still somewhat together. So then he moves to Calabases and was platonic friends supposedly with then Kim and Courtney and then you know, Courtney all this whole time. And then now we know from watching the show is actually Courtney who made the first move finally as their friendship grew. But it's like people are kind of saying like, oh, has he been dying? Has he been obsessed with a Kardashian clan this whole time?
Starting point is 01:00:11 Right. He also sent his book that he did see Kim sex tape. Oh wow. Who has it? I have it and I won't see it. Anyway, but I think, you know, I hope they're happy. I think it's gonna be a challenge once they actually
Starting point is 01:00:25 live in the same house. With all those blank 180, with A there, like the guys from blank 180 too. I don't know about that. Yeah, with it. But I'm just saying going forward, when all the fun and all the engagements and all the three different Dalchickabana dresses
Starting point is 01:00:38 and everything, you still are going to be living in a house with a, he has three kids including his stepdaughter from Oscar de la Hoya, how to daughter with Shana. Oh yeah, that's right. And he was always a really good dad to that child and she is gorgeous. She was at the wedding and then Alabama and the boy,
Starting point is 01:00:58 they had, he had with Shana and they're like teenagers. And then she got Mason who's like 12 or something, Penelope, who's like nine, and then Rain. So it's like, that's five kids, you know, with, with teenage issues and all that stuff. So it's like, it's gonna be a lot. Yeah, I wish them the best, but it's gonna be way more of a challenge than just making out and taking photos. Did you also see that Caitlin commented on Kim and Pete Davids? Yes, I did. Caitlin said that. Said, Caitlin said, yeah, that supposedly.
Starting point is 01:01:34 They'd come over. She said, finally, a comedian in the family, not another rapper. And Kim seems happy and she deserves to be happy. And though I liked Kanye and Kanye supported my transition, Kanye is a complicated man. And it's nice to see Kim light and happy. Yeah, and he said that they were over the house, Pete and Kim, which I felt like it was bullshit.
Starting point is 01:01:57 I don't think that really happened. I feel like. I kind of can't see though, Caitlin lying about that too though. but it was also a little bizarre. Could they have stopped by? It's a it's a long way to go to stop by. I was there. It's not on the way to know move per se.
Starting point is 01:02:14 That's it. Yeah. But it could have been on the way to know, boo, and it could have just been a quickie. It could have been that Pete wanted to meet Caitlin. Like just I want to meet Caitlin. I'm been that peat wanted to meet katlin like just i want to be a katlin i'm just curious and i want to meet katlin yeah he finally left s and l all the people left us and i'll have a lot of people left find a cell you
Starting point is 01:02:34 slightly said they go by jane where do you think uh... pete's career goes from here and his romance with can what's your prediction i mean i think he has a good career you, I feel like he's a funny guy. I don't know the guy, you know, do you know him, and only have a meet him? No, but I totally get the appeal. Yeah, like I get it.
Starting point is 01:02:50 I like the big smile, I like the humble goofiness. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they're going on this for a while. Right. And I would not be surprised if she, I would not be surprised if she got married. I really wouldn't read to him yeah or or procreate one baby together eventually though you got to stop the
Starting point is 01:03:10 all shock routine which is still doing you know like you've already slept with like the hottest women in Hollywood you're making millions you can't be like that I live in my mom's basement like all right yeah yeah like they got to be a superstar now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i agree yeah yeah and i definitely think he loves the fame and what it's doing for him and it doesn't mean that he is not in it for i mean who doesn't love Kim Kardashian she's sweet gorgeous and smart and fun yeah so i definitely think they enjoy spending time together but you can't uh negate the fact that peat not everyone knew his name a lot of people do his name but not everybody knew his name. A lot of people knew his name, but not everybody knew his name, the way they know it now,
Starting point is 01:03:47 him being with Kim. And people I think will be curious to see his shows. And I think his goal is to be like Dave Chappelle and do big arenas and stuff like that. And this is one way he can get there. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't mind that. I think they're cute together. I like the two of them together.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Sure, why not? What's the age difference in them? I think that it's also something people... She's older, right? I also think it makes... It's like your thing, with it. She's 41, he's like 28. And she's four kids, and I think also people at home,
Starting point is 01:04:16 especially a single mom at home with four kids, they like this. Yes. I think people like that. I think people like to see couples go outside of their type, whether it's racially outside their type or an age difference or even a tattooed with a princess. I think they just are like, I like that. I like to know that your soulmate might not look just like you or go to the same school
Starting point is 01:04:43 you went or whatever. And that I think people give, I think it gives people at home following this even more of like a hope for you. Don't know where you might find love. Yeah. You know, it could be your neighbor like Travis Barker all these years that's tattooed and skinny. You know, you didn't think or it could be.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Maybe the original weird couple. Remember the original? Paulina, Paras, Gova and and rico case it from the college in workout well i have to forty years in work out they were breaking up and then he screwed around the will no but they still a matter of thirty i was like the first one like there really that guy from the do you remember how people were so upset that julie robberts got with the country got my love it
Starting point is 01:05:22 remember that one why are they so angry because they just thought he was so ugly that like how could I'm like, well, if he's a talented musician, like, what's wrong with a girl being with a guy that's ugly than her, but they didn't. They people. People. That was one that they didn't like. No, I know. That one did not.
Starting point is 01:05:37 They were angry at poor lia. I love it. Have you ever day about his weird hair? Um, oh, meanwhile Scott was out with this girl that, I mean, you know how everyone looks like her Kardashian. I thought this was a photo from page six. I thought that this was Kylie. Because everybody can have a Kylie face.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yeah. Everyone can do the Fox Eye, a nose job, Philip the lips. Even Kylie has a Kylie face. Yeah. I mean, like, that wasn't the original one anyway supposedly uh... tmc has video of him he was at a strip club that weekend uh... well why not
Starting point is 01:06:14 i mean your kids are gone yeah why is your wife mirroring the love of her life in italy or your you know baby mama why can't you go to a strip club and have some fun and this girl I guess he she tagged him because she was wearing his talentless shirt or whatever but she looks just like Kylie it's weird this is not real but I thought it was so freaking funny I had to look up if it was real I thought it was real yeah it is a photo of Kanye that someone did it's not real and they put the most giant But his food's not far off. No, I for like hours. I thought it was real
Starting point is 01:06:49 And then I went go to back to look I started to read the comments and that's when I realized it was a joke. Yeah, it's pretty good Speaking of word fashion, there's this whole thing happened guys with backless business suits where they show their butt cleavage Yeah, I hope no, I don't have a good my lower back is not good I'm not gonna that's not I will be you don't have a nice No, I did that I like this guy looks fantastic, but I don't I don't have that arch But cleavage is in so it's it's Vag cleavage. It's Fupa and Show your Fupa show your Vag cleav which which is so high up that there's that little Vagicle cleavage between your Fupa and your leg.
Starting point is 01:07:32 And then there's also Under-Tit, Fupa cleavage. Under-Tit cleavage, and now. That's still a thing, Under-Tit. Oh, it's still, yeah. It's still a thing. And now it's Butcleavage. On man or everybody? On everybody, but it's like the men are really killing it
Starting point is 01:07:48 yeah now have you talked about the sports else is from soon issue because there was a woman in there showing her c-section scar for my haven't yeah there was a lot of you know come correct it was a cover person right and then there are a cierra he learned must have mom's mom was in it. Elon Musk's mom is in there.
Starting point is 01:08:08 She's got a bikini on her. Not maybe a one piece. Hopefully, she's like 78. Do everything like people like Kristi Brinkley are looking at this and be like, the fact that I had to starve and work out. It's to get these jobs. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:24 I mean, the models now have it so good. You can eat whatever you want and just kill it. Don't even, yeah. One of the girls see sections cars, so that was a big deal. They couldn't barely even see it in the picture, but, you know. I'm so sad.
Starting point is 01:08:39 I don't have a see section scar. Yeah. I just straight, vaginal birth. And, um, so that's a bunch of the things I can't show. So that's a bunch of the things I can't have a C-section scar. Yeah. I just straight vaginal birth. And so that's a one of the sitting right next to you right here, one of the vaginal births right here. Let me tell you, he looks so much like me. Okay, so he dropped off my car at the car place to get fixed and he did a couple hours earlier
Starting point is 01:08:57 and then they texted and was like, okay, come get it and it's close enough for me to walk. Yeah. So I walked over there and the girl working at the desk goes, oh my God, I know which car is yours because your son looks just like you. Wow. Yeah, it's like, yeah. I mean, it's the perfect mix of you and Peter. When I've done a, I've put a photo of myself from high school being a cheerleader and my friends said it looked like Drake and drag. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of weird when it's a different sex. Just like
Starting point is 01:09:23 the iced tea child. Yeah, it's weird. And as the parent it's a different sex just like the iced tea child Yeah, it's right right right. It's weird and as the parent you don't see it the only time I remember is that like When Drake started to grow his little mustache I would see it and I'd be like triggered because I would almost See like fuck I need to shave my own stash because it was my face right but with a stash Wow kind of terrifying. Yeah, but when he came out of me, that was the first thing Peter said. He said, Oh my God, he looks just like you when you cry. Really? Yeah. So there's an amber crop cry face. And then there's a Heather Drete cry face. That's perfect. Except you never cries anymore. But speaking of love, okay. Another former bachelor at with a podcast, Beckett Tilley, she's gay now.
Starting point is 01:10:04 with a podcast, Beckett Tilley, she's gay now. It is all the rage, go and gay. Get, get, gay, everybody, enough bullshit. It's time for getting gay. Who's the girl from selling sunset? Gay, we're going gay. Yeah? I just saw something on, I think it was Bill Mar or something. Oh, we listened to the Bill Mar rant.
Starting point is 01:10:26 And he was talking about how now it's, you know, the percentage. Yeah, the percentage. Yeah, like 40% of this generation. Up to very young kids are saying yes. And so Bill Mar is bringing up, is this actually just trendy or is this really how someone sexually identifies or not. And so there's a lot of conversation about that. Wait, I wanna skip to this one thing
Starting point is 01:10:51 and I'm gonna go back because we're talking about it. Richard Jervais has a special out. And I'm not watching the whole thing, it's on Netflix. Yeah. Ricky Jervais, I've always thought was hilarious, but he is controversial. So like if, you know. His stand up, you know, but his show is a great. I love when he would host a, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:11 I don't care. I don't care. You know, pedophiles. How do you, how do I, I don't like English people say pedophile, pedophiles? Pedophile. Yeah, you're all pedophiles. Um, anyway, he, the clip that I saw on TikTok from the special was him saying, talking about Kevin Hart and saying, Kevin Hart, these tweets 10 years ago, that were about
Starting point is 01:11:32 what he would do if his kid was gay and they were dumb and they were not right. Right. And he apologized when that happened 10 years ago or whatever. Now, I might be getting some of the details wrong. I'm telling, not the details of his standup but I'm saying the details of the Kevin Hart thing. This is how he's relaying it in his special. He's like, so then he gets the Oscars
Starting point is 01:11:54 and they bring it up, but you said these tweets 10 years ago, you need to apologize and Kevin Hart was like, but I already apologized. And if I already apologize, why do I have to apologize again? And so, you know, and he's like, well, if people apologize, isn't that growth and don't we want to believe that people can change? Yeah. And mature.
Starting point is 01:12:16 And by making them apologize again and getting them canceled again, what kind of joy are you getting out of it? And he's like, I mean, think about the tweets that you, you know, that might be controversial 10 years from now. I don't think anyone would have guessed that if you wrote a tweet 10 years ago that said women don't have penises, that that would be a problem today. But it is a problem today if you tweeted that.
Starting point is 01:12:38 Yeah. That's a joke. Oh, okay, I didn't know the joke, but yeah. I didn't think it sounded very funny. But, you know, it's that. We don't have penises and people differ. What is a woman in all that kind of stuff? It's another trans joke.
Starting point is 01:12:51 It's a trans thing. On a Netflix special because Dave Sheepells had its issues with trans community on Netflix specials now. This is another trans joke. So I think that's the issue, right? And I think as someone at Ricky Gervais, or even Bill Maher, whatever, it's coming from something that is,
Starting point is 01:13:09 yes, it's a sensitive subject to the people that are trans, but it's also, it's in the zeitgeist. This is a huge part of our lives these last five years. This is what everybody's talking about. And from their perspective of being straight men in this time, like, right. It's funny to hear their perspective, that's all.
Starting point is 01:13:30 Yeah. Doesn't mean you have to agree with it. You could completely disagree with it. But that's what it's coming from. You know, it's like, but yeah, so that was your story. I get the jokes, you know, I also get the other side of it. Yeah. Because like, when I think it emboldens the wrong people, you know, like we could listen to that joke, I'm get the other side of it. Because I think it emboldens the wrong people.
Starting point is 01:13:46 We could listen to that joke, I'm sure it's just a joke. But there's other weirdos who take it away and blah, blah. Yeah, exactly. So I want to go over some housewife stuff just to give you the scoop of what's happening. Okay. So, Erica J, she's married to Tom Drony. He's in a home. And this didn't end well, right? That nasty divorce.
Starting point is 01:14:10 They, it's not nasty. I don't, I think she's still legally married. I don't know the, his competence. Is this the one you got the coat rack from? Yes, yes. The thing is still going on. But anyway, the thing is still going on. But anyway, Bethany Franco of Real House of New York had said that her boyfriend at the time named Dennis had told her a couple of years ago, everyone knows that Tom Gerardi bars money and doesn't pay it back or there's some shady stuff. So on Watch What Happens Live, Andy asked Erica about that. And she goes, well, in the business that Tom did, people would, people would, in what he
Starting point is 01:14:50 does, borrow money to work these cases and then pay those loans back. And you know, her guy is dead and mine's in a home, so there. And people thought that was really awful because Bethany, Frankl's boyfriend, the one that she's talking about, dot, oh, dude. He oh, dude, because Bethany, Frankl's boyfriend, the one that she's talking about, .odd. He OD'd. He had Narcon in his house, and couldn't been made or whatever, couldn't get to it sooner.
Starting point is 01:15:13 So he clearly had a very serious drug problem. So everyone's like, oh my God, Erica Jane is the worst person on ever, to say that it's so insensitive. And Bethany spoke up about it. I had a different perspective. I was saying I think that Erica Jane was saying like, my guy is in a home and he's got dementia and he's going through all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Your guy is not here anymore to clarify what he said. Right. I don't think she meant, it was just a fact. So she was just like, and your guide was a drug addict. So like, who's to say what he was saying was true anyway? And why are we, so that, I thought that was kind of juicy. Also, her hair extensions looked really bad and people were freaking out about it.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I saw that picture. Because she sells hair extensions. That's terrible. And it looks really cheap. And along with going back to the old facelifts. Yeah. I wanna say really awful hair extensions, I think, have to go.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Got to go. Got to go. Anytime you see someone pull them out, it's so much better. Like even recently somebody did it, Chrissy Teague, or somebody was like, I took them out. Yeah, and a lot of people have these,
Starting point is 01:16:26 the really long hair like to hear. Anybody that's like over 50 that have hair down to their waist, it's 90% not their own hair. It's probably like a halo clip or whatever. And that's fine, you want a fun look. I don't know how these girls do these big, high, heavy ponytails, like nothing sounds more uncomfortable to me than having that. But look, I have decent hair.
Starting point is 01:16:49 So I understand if you don't have it, but this looked really bad and will not help your face. That looks like, you know, they have the ones that, on the kiosks, at the mall, you know, they're just hanging there. Good, Diva. Yeah. You know, it's just in the center of the mall and there's some, you know, Armenian ladies and gentlemen. I bought fake bangs.
Starting point is 01:17:05 They looked so weird when you get them home. They're always one of those things that you think you can pull off. And then you're out and people are like, what the fuck are you wearing fake bangs? I bought those little clip things once. And recently, no, years ago, because I wore them at once.
Starting point is 01:17:21 And I was like, this is- What your hair's always been long in the front. How do you put the bangs on? There's like a way to a style it that you like, clip it and cover it. Okay. And it was like, that is weird. But I get to have like all of a sudden,
Starting point is 01:17:35 you're like, I wanna try something new, whatever. But you gotta watch it with the super cheap things. Okay, now, this is from Barbie Bravo Snark side. I wanna tell you what's going on, because it kind of goes along with what we're talking about, Rick and your vase. Okay. This was going on with Real House, this Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Big controversy between Lisa Rennah and Kathy Hilton. Okay. Supposedly, they went to Aspen. And once the cameras were down, the rumors were that Kathy Hilton got mad that some DJ didn't play a Michael Jackson song that she wanted. And the other girls, especially Lisa Rennah and Erica, heard her use the F.A. G word in referring to the DJ. Oh. That's the rumor.
Starting point is 01:18:19 They got back to the house where the cameras weren't there and more argument ensued. Yeah. Okay. Then, people are hearing rumors while this was filming. Then, we don't, then Kathy was like not featured that much in the show, so people are like, wait, what is going on and we're going to see this all. At one point, Lisa Renna posted, oh, I guess they're sending out cease and desist now, meaning that hinting that maybe Kathy sent out a cease and desist don't talk about this night Okay, we supposedly acting horribly. Yeah
Starting point is 01:18:53 So now Lisa Rennah, this is coming from Bravo Snarkside. This is supposedly she wrote to I don't know if this was a like a DM or what but someone had it where she wrote I can't even look at her. It's so hideous and here's the thing if you're gonna be on a reality show honey You're I'll do it does least for them. I can't even look at her. It's so ridiculous and here's the thing if you're gonna be on a reality show honey You bet and you're a homophobic racist, you better stay home. And so, wow, okay. And then she says, we usually run the liars and narcissists off.
Starting point is 01:19:35 So we have some work to do. So then they're like, wait, is she really planning on getting Kathy off the show? And then she wrote, one thing I can tell you is they got it from their mama. So when it all starts coming out do some googling and see where those words have been thrown around before. It's all in the family honey and they're going to try to cover it up big time. I mean it's already been out in the press but years ago. So when I first saw this people thought is she referring to Kyle and Kathy Hilton's mom, big Kathy, who's since passed? No. She's referring to Paris and one of the boys. Oh, one of the boys have had some issues. There
Starting point is 01:20:13 was some story where the boy got in trouble. I think the boy is doing fine now and is like married with a baby. But I think 10 years ago or so, there were stories where the kids were caught using these words that are not okay okay anyway then people reminded again you do this ten years ago there's video of
Starting point is 01:20:38 leesa rina the stop at tm z guy in two thousand ten and she said all i thought you were a gang member who came from south centrally about to cap me one with that tattoo oh boy and tmz made like a joke about it because the tattoo was just like some island in guam and he's and they're like oh I guess I think that a guam guy you know that guam has tattoo you know has gang members
Starting point is 01:21:01 and she's like and she's, and then in her defense, people talked like that in 2010. People talked about, oh, you must be a gang member in this. I mean, yeah. But it's like, again, you should not throw the stones. That's the other thing. If you have something in your past, and who the hell doesn't,
Starting point is 01:21:23 when you're 58 years old, like Lisa Renna, and you've been in the public and times of times change and you got to do your best to keep up it's not easy and she went to a custom he goes Halloween party she and Harry Hamlin maybe eight years ago and they want to sit and Nancy yeah And he had a very almond acid had the Nazi shirt on, which is what Sid wore. Right. But still should have thought that one through. That's one. I don't understand how you still make that mistake.
Starting point is 01:21:56 You know, Prince Harry made that mistake too, and years ago. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's an interesting one. That's one you're like, I don't know. You know, Sid Vius is one other outfit It is hard. We were at my light How could it be 20 oh
Starting point is 01:22:13 I got it I got it drink But we were at my nephews graduation, which is a Catholic school, okay, and And at the end they do this thing when they're like, everybody raise your hand because the graduates are up there and bless the graduates. Yeah. And we say, you know, we wish you had done it up and we're doing this. And Brandon was like, I'm not doing that. He felt it was a little, and then my sister,
Starting point is 01:22:44 whose husband is Jewish, she's like, yeah, Michael'm not doing that. He felt it was a little, and then my sister, whose husband is to us, she's like, yeah, Michael will never do it. And I was like, you know, maybe they need to rethink this. Yeah. Because the intention is put up your hand and bless the people.
Starting point is 01:22:55 But you have to be, you know, think about it. And so it's like, from now on, we don't have, let's just not do the hand. Let's just go, everybody puts their hands out or something or our own hold hands. This. Or, and then say, let's bless do the hand. Let's just go, everybody puts their hands out or something or hold hands. This. Or, and then say, let's bless the graduates. But maybe not this.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Yeah. Yeah, the one hand up has got to be done. Yeah, I think people are going to think about that. Also, Real House, Los Indus, Jersey, I just want to say, we found out that both Dolores and Caroline wrote a letter, you don't know what I'm talking about but it's pretty juicy. This one girl, Dina, was married to the sky who her sister, the brothers, they were both
Starting point is 01:23:33 married to brothers, okay? Dina divorces the brother. The brother is under arrest for having someone go attack Dina and her new husband. Whoa. Dina's sister, who's a double brother-in-law, because the brothers are... Okay. She, Caroline, man, wrote a letter on behalf of what an upstanding citizen the brother-in-law is, and hurt offense is like
Starting point is 01:24:05 in and if he's found guilty he's found guilty but in the meantime i wrote a character letter will so did delores who's also a real house was of de jurecy and that is why teresa who's getting married did not invite delores to her engagement party because dina's her best friend and dina it was a full victim like nose broken, new husband beat up. Oh. Like it was a horrible, horrible thing. Really?
Starting point is 01:24:32 And here her own blood sister wrote a letter in defense of the guy who's being accused of it who is her former husband. So that was pretty juicy. I need to get that out. Seeking sister wife is coming back. It's my favorite. Cannot wait. I don't know it. That's where you is coming back. It's my favorite. Cannot wait. I don't know it.
Starting point is 01:24:47 That's where you wear... I mean, I get it. That's where this ugly guy, Garek, has two wives. And then I just want to end on this note. Madonna, this is from... Yeah, she's... This is from a woman world's, world days, woman's world, I think it is.
Starting point is 01:25:04 Daily, yeah. Daily, a fashion show. Oh, is that what that is? It's a fashion show that she walked in and got the front row of to look at young designers. This is WWD on TikTok. Yeah. And it just is kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Like, literally, look at these kids she's with. She's dressed like a 20-year-old. Like, she has the big shoes. She literally walked in with a, I guess that's a purse, but it looks like an old-fashioned, get a boom box. She's got the braids.
Starting point is 01:25:33 She has a real snatch facelift, which I'm saying. Like sometimes it looks good, sometimes it doesn't. All of these stories, this one, housewives when you just told, I just as, it makes me feel like I'm very boring. Doesn't anyone just stay home anymore? Just, especially at Madonna's age,
Starting point is 01:25:52 don't just go, not today. I'm gonna just do wordle and, you know, say on the couch, I'm not gonna go to the fashion show with the children or, or I'm not gonna hire someone to beat up your husband. I mean, all of it's just like, now I know or I'm not gonna hire someone to beat up your husband I mean all of it's just like now I know why I'm not on TV to I'm too boring You're have you watched Angeline? I know I have no desire I saw her I Feel like it's not getting much fun show I just think not that many people remember it
Starting point is 01:26:22 I know a young people really don't know what the fuck they're talking well angeline ice on it in a ninety nine cents store yes i pollens is that it says i don't know angeline is the girl that had bill board all over the night is that a lot of it close to eighty yet she still drives a pink or that and there's a show of five part show scripted show on peacock about her which i'm'm kind of curious, I need to watch it, but I haven't. Okay, go on, we're at the 99th cent store.
Starting point is 01:26:48 And of course you point the 99th cent store parking lot, and there's the pink, she drops a pink Corvette. Right. If you live in Los Angeles running late to time. With Angelina on the license. You see it all of the time. She's her. And there's the pink Corvette in the 99th cent store parking lot.
Starting point is 01:27:02 And she's in the 99th cent store. And I see her in an aisle, and she's very old woman now, but she's in the 99th-Send Store and I see her in an aisle and she's very old woman now But she's got the whole look the big boobs and hair. Yeah, and she's got a jar of pickles 99th-Send Store pickles See I'm talking flasks. Okay You know what I'm saying. It's like America's best or some weird off Yeah, yeah, and she's got him open and she's taking them out. So then you don't think she purchased that at that? No, I purchased them.
Starting point is 01:27:28 Okay, well, I have some just to get from you. She was just eating them before she purchased them. I have several accounts of this happening. Okay. So what she will do is if you go up and you want to get a photo, she's like, for she'll charge you $25 or she'll make you buy some merch in her car. Oh, yeah. Okay, she'll charge you $25 or she'll make you buy some merch in her car. Oh, yeah. Okay. I think I have to say that as well. But then she also says to people,
Starting point is 01:27:51 um, give me your, your name and you're going to, you might win a date with me. Okay. One person wrote me, I already know two people. So she picks everybody. Right. And she goes, you've won a date with me. And they're like, okay. So then she goes, meet me at like, Ralph's. And they go grocery shopping with her. And then they get to the aisle. And she makes you buy all her groceries. So I was kind of on that date.
Starting point is 01:28:19 We were both separately in the 99th sense store. But in a way, I won a date with Angelina. And then everybody's like, I guess I'll just pay for this. I would've bought her the pickles. I really would've. But would you have paid like $250 worth of groceries? Sure. I think so.
Starting point is 01:28:33 I mean, if you were, if you agreed to go on the date, yeah, I would go for it. I would go for it. I think that you had to be a big enough fan to have done to do it. Yeah, I just, but anyway, so if you meet her
Starting point is 01:28:42 and you're willing to take her grocery shopping, maybe don't go to earwon or Whole Foods, maybe keep a to a trader Joe's Ralph's. Yeah. Um, when she asked, just think, can we make it Ralph's or can we make it 99 cents? Do you go to ear one? Do you know, ero, I have been to one, but there isn't one that close to us. There's one in thousand of us actually. We just open a brand new up to the city. Yeah, it's almost laughable how expensive it is. It's almost laughable. I feel like now it's become the new Louis Vuitton. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Where all these influencers are just like. Valenciaga. Yes, I am coming to LA just to go to an earworn. Like it's on my list along with Disneyland and going to Malibu. Yeah, this new one they opened is, it looks like Studio 54 and the Seven. It is a scene. I think you and I need to go there.
Starting point is 01:29:30 Like this valley parking. I think we need to go for lunch and like just film, I'm gonna do it. I'm going there. We're gonna go there. You gotta go to the new one. I need to take Drake there because he will freak the fuck out. He has a cheap gene.
Starting point is 01:29:42 He's gonna lose his mind. Oh, you'll die. No, I'm gonna take him. And because he knows, he'll, like when we're shopping, I'll be like, I'm gonna get, and you'll be like, no mom, because he'll do the math really quick and instead it's like, it's better to get two of these at this price than to get the large box.
Starting point is 01:29:58 Like he knows how to do the ounces and stuff. You'll die. They have a, like a honey, you know, a honey, because that's normally found at a six bucks. It's like $30 at Erewan. Erewan, how are you pronouncing that? Are there only beautiful people there? It's beautiful. It's everything you want in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 01:30:14 It's like I have a movie. Like it's what you want L.A. to be, you know? I'll tell you the great grocery store to go to. That French, beautiful grocery store inside the century city mall. That's a good one? Yes, yes, yes. Go off on that and pretend that you're in Paris. Yeah. And that you're like in a different world of just expensive cuteness and food. Right. Well, you could do that in your want to. You could pretend you're in. I don't even know where to begin when I see something like that. Yeah. Because I'm like, do I buy
Starting point is 01:30:42 this pasta? Like, I don't, well, I don't, I don't, I'm almost overwhelmed. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of real housewives, can I just say that I'm going this Memorial Day weekend. Yeah. I'm going to the Berkshires. Isn't that a real housewives place?
Starting point is 01:30:55 Don't they go to Berkshires? Yes, that's where D'Arendel is. That's where I'm going. To for fun or to perform? Well, I have to perform at the Off Cab at Comedy club in Massachusetts. Okay, and then I have two days off Before I go to the Syracuse funny bone on a 31st So you can come see me in between your second to have my Sunday and Monday and I'm going to the Berkshires Just yourself for the film myself the red lion in at the Berkshires. I
Starting point is 01:31:21 Is that the one? I don't think they stay at the Berkshire, but they listen. I never really know what it is. Real housewives of Ultimate Girls Trip coming out in June, Jill Zaren, or Girls' Day. They stay at Durinda's house in the Berkshire's. Welcome to the Berkshire's! I made it nice.
Starting point is 01:31:39 Yes, so absolutely, like go to some cute restaurants, take some videos. I, somebody gave me some good tips. Okay. Okay, so I'm excited about it. Everybody follow Chris Frenjola, listen to Cover to Cover. Cover to Cover. All your shows can be found where?
Starting point is 01:31:53 Frenjola.fun. Yes. I have Albany Funnybone, Syracuse Funnybone, Hartford Funnybone, City Winery, Philadelphia, City Winery, Philadelphia, Fren friendjola dot fun this is all this week so it's more of a weekend go have some fun and uh... thank you for for listening
Starting point is 01:32:13 love you oh well actually save my show to i guess i'm gonna be at uh... without christ i will but will be with justin martin dale i did ask you you are you today june 17th i was gonna have both you guys, I want you to know, I wasn't gonna pick one, I was gonna pick both.
Starting point is 01:32:29 But Justin and I will be June 17th, two shows in Napa at the Krueger winery, the Blue Note, like series of concerts and stuff. So Heather, we're told that yeah. We're both playing winery as an opposite coast that weekend, city winery. Yes. You're a winery. Very nice.s that weekend. City winery. Yes. You're a winery.
Starting point is 01:32:46 Very nice. I got lots of cops and sheriffs coming to protect you. Yeah. I'm so excited. People took me up on it. Good. All right. Love you.

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