Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kardashians Win, Met Ball with Chris Franjola
Episode Date: May 3, 2022Chris Franjola is here! Kim wore Marilyn Monroe’s dress and we get into the history of Marilyn and her salacious affairs. Amanda Bynes over-shared on Instagram this weekend and then tried to take it... all back. What if you’re a Siamese twin but only one of you is gay? The Kardashians flew to the Met Ball while the jury deliberated whether Blac Chyna did more harm than breaking a gingerbread house and does she deserves compensation. Did Kim K reduce her butt? It appears so. Can pretty people return to TV pretty please? Madonna is single. Will it be a hard nipple summer? Olivia Wilde was served by her ex-husband while on stage. Did a correctional officer help a convict escape and an update on a missing mom and her accused of murder husband? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Heather McDonald has got the juices scoop.
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Woo, woo, hand of McDonald.
Jupe-sick scoop.
Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
I am here with the official favorite.
No one can take his crown.
You are a queen, a king.
You are everything.
Chris Frangelo, welcome back to Juicy. Thank you very much. It's nice to. Chris, Frank Jolla, welcome back to Tuesday.
Thank you very much.
It's nice to be here, but I mean, it's not even
what you're saying right now couldn't be more false.
Why do you feel it?
I know that people, I mad at me for starting
every podcast off this way, but.
Like a negative way, that's what I'm doing.
But like, it's, the people chomping at my heels
are now taking over.
They've taken over.
I've been outed by the Game of the Year.
The Game of the Year has taken over to the juicy scoop.
Who is that, Justin?
Justin, well, I mean Justin Martin Dale.
Well, speaking of it.
And Andy and Julie.
Speaking of which, Justin is joining me at a winery.
Yeah.
Only because you're not available,
you have your own show.
Who do not know that?
On the other. Three minutes ago when I told you you're not available. You have your own show. You do not know that I've told three minutes ago when I told you I'm not available right I
May or may not have ever looked up your dates before asking Justin I
Will be
At the Krug winery I
Believe it's in Napa or right next door to it. Maybe not Napa Proper, but it is at through the Charles
Krug summer sessions. We have two shows, 639 on Friday, June 17th. Get your tickets, invite
your friends, the whole thing. Why don't you say where you'll be that weekend? Oh, I'll
lead a winery in Massachusetts. Yeah, I don't know exactly the name of it, but I'll find out.
I'll find out. Everything is everything is that tell them your website and jola dot fun.
For Angela dot fun as all my dates. And I'd like to say I understand all of this.
And I know there are other people who people like more. And that's great.
Nobody likes. But I want to say thank you for having me on juicy scoop because I might
be coming to an end now with all these with the Scoop because it might be coming to an end. Now I've got all these with the game off here.
Now out to get me.
I don't never come to an end, Chris,
because I just enjoy you as a friend.
So, every city I play, I just got through with Michigan.
I was in Michigan.
I played a bowling alley in Michigan.
I played a hot dog restaurant.
This is all true.
Yes, but you were also opening for Fortune.
No.
Or featuring for Fortune.
Not this weekend. Oh, not this weekend. Oh, you're all by yourself. Okay. Well, I heard juicy scoopers came all juicy scoopers there
I mean there the every show is back. I mean this place seats 27 people, but it was packed with juicy scoops
Did you get to play did you get to bowl after because I'm actually kind of a good bowler? Well the funny thing was
Once the show was over the bowling alley closed. And it was an old school like 1950s bowling alley.
It was on one of the cute, fun light ones.
It was like a real bowling alley.
Well, because you were bowling slash doing comedy.
But so many juicy scooper, so thank you.
You missed my boat day.
Oh, I didn't miss it.
I watched it on Instagram.
Okay, well, you could have watched an amazing gas. My friend Liz boat day. Oh, I didn't miss it. I watched that I Instagram. Okay. Well, you could have watched an amazing dance my friend Liz was there
Uh-huh. I this is just a photo of me about to do my whole dance
Which I did an entire dance like splits rolling around
Exhausted at the end she realized she had never pressed video. Oh, no
Then I was too tired, but um oh, I got this beautiful necklace.
Look at my juicy scoop necklace.
I noticed that one.
I wore a whole thing.
I wanted everything.
Ashley myths.
This is through Ashley and their Instagram is The Malks, the, and then M-A-L-C-S.
It's by appointment only.
She and her husband are jewelry brokers designers the whole thing and she made me a diamond and gold
Juice scoop with like the exact font. Yeah, and everything amazing
So follow them on Instagram and see their amazing stuff. Okay, so she came and gave that gave that to me
Justin was there on the boat. You could have come. No.
The reason, yes, I would have invited you. I've already invited you twice.
You have invited me to, I know, I understand that.
You would have been invited if I knew you weren't out of town.
Can I tell you the, do you want the reality?
What's the reality?
You've invited me twice and I was, well, not able to make it.
And you did tell me you said you have one more reject in you.
And then you're never invited again.
You said that is Peter and I,
we give people three chances.
We do get very butt hurt about things.
I know.
And so the reason we had the boat,
that particular day,
because we have to reserve the boat and stuff,
it's not too hard to dispose of it every day,
was because Jeff Lewis, we first had offered
to throw Jeff Lewis and birthday party a while ago.
He then said, yes, we picked the date.
Then he said, I really, that date doesn't really work.
Can we do it on a Saturday?
We had to find a Saturday.
And he's like, I wanna host it for the people
that are on my radio show all the time.
And I was like, great, okay.
Then six days prior, he goes, you know what?
I'm so sorry. I can't do the boat party. I have to go to New York the next day and I have my
daughter and all this stuff. Okay, fine. Well, the juicy scoopers that enjoy both myself and Jeff
Lewis saw that he was in fashion island. A stone's throw away from the boat. Yeah. At his boyfriend's
book signing, which is a legit excuse, but still.
And then went on to have a long leisurely lunch with Shannon Bedore and Kelly Dodd.
Oh.
Well, we were floating around on the boat.
I mean, he missed out.
He missed out, but you know what?
Yeah.
Don't know if the third invite's coming his way either.
Okay.
Well.
So we'll see. Well, I didn't, I reject you on on certainly not i'm not partying at fashion island or bookstores no
never a bookstore never how dare you no i saw that you want to mention the other people were there
there were other people well that i asked brian and july were already planning as coming as because
they appear on jeth show um my friend friend Liz and her husband always delights.
I invited my friend, Krista, and who else came?
Oh, and then Justin and Evan.
Yeah, okay.
I'm just listening.
I had a-
You would have fit right in if you were in town.
Listen, because of who you are,
I'm gonna give you two more chances to reject me
out of town, does not count.
I know.
So if you're out of town, you have
a free pass. If it's just like can't swing it, can't get a sitter and I give you like three
to four days prior, then that tells me you really are not that into going. No, it's not about
that. Weeds with love. We love your company. You have a low-grandmother and you have a
nanny. Yeah, that's still you. So like this is not you're not some you know single father juggling it, you know, so stop
Well, I just want to say that I understand I believe that it's I'm you feel that I'm boring now
I used to be fun and now I'm a father and I have a young child
My children are grown to Brennan Julie. I believe don't I don't know if they have kids now that is just in
So I believe that I'm just a boring old man, father,
and you're like, he's out.
That is not at all the case.
And I struggle now coming here to do the podcast.
I struggle to come up with things to talk about
because I like, I don't have anything.
And I feel like you owe me like,
this guy brings no juice.
He's done in this bit.
He's done.
No, you're not dead because your opinion is what matters.
But I do enjoy my old kids.
Let me tell you, anyone struggling with little ones,
it gets better.
Yeah.
It gets better.
Oh my god, we went to Catalina with them
and I had so much fun.
And now they're like bonding again.
There was a time when I didn't even think they liked each other.
Now they're bonding.
They're like, yes, we could do this for a week.
And they're looking at me. We were so afraid that I'm going to be looking good yeah they're getting
strappy yeah like get strappy I mean like they're like can I ask you question I was there
women for any have you ever been like I got a because how I oh my god Drake's face lit up as
he started to type away right away on his phone and And I was like, thinking in my brain, and I go, can you just tell me who you're writing?
He goes, Grandma, she just snapped-chatting me.
What the fuck is Grandma doing on Snapchat?
What?
Really?
I go to Sheva post and goes, no, she just lurks and follows me.
I don't even know how to do Snapchat.
I didn't even think I was telling you.
Anyway.
Alright, so that's grandma of it.
You know, it sounds like he's having fun now.
He like, you know, is partaking in some fun and going on like he is like part of this
like not just waterboarding, but like waveboarding or something club.
And so like they went on a boat.
Oh.
And Grandma said the Snapchat looked pretty wild. Oh, club. And so like they went on a boat. And Grandma said the Snapchat looked pretty wild.
Oh, good.
She watched the entire day of like all the contests
and like the belly shots and whatever the hell they were doing.
Yeah.
So that made me feel good.
A little bit of debuts.
It's not even positive critiques from Grandma.
I mean, that's all you need to know about your college life.
Yeah, so we had fun.
I saw this in thought of you.
It was a TikTok.
Okay.
This is by, let me get this.
This is by, what is that?
Ryan Wheeling, okay, on TikTok.
Ryan Wheeling.
And he said, if you think your life is bad, there are Simon's brothers just one is gay.
And they just have one ass. Oh,
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you played one. No, I don't think we ever got together as a Symey's twin person. You and Sarah Kelowna. Yes, you did. I have video of it. You
and Sarah Kelowna played those connected Symey's twins and I hit on you. I
was some college kid hitting on you. Well, I was always obsessed with that because
there was one wanted to be a country singer. The other was a comedian.
Stand up comedian. Okay, then there was another pair where one wanted to do volunteer work, but the other one didn't.
You know, it's always so, I know. That's got to be a tough one.
Really tough. Yeah.
There were so many shows about Simon's twins back in the day.
I don't see them anywhere.
A little people took over. I think little people bumped Simon's twins.
Little people and now...
And now... And now, I think little people bumped sami's twin little and now and now and now i think little people being bumped out by
um...
just people dirty houses a lot of dirty
the dirty houses i think that's a hot
uh... that's a hot topic if you are if you are so i
a little sami's person with dirty house you're gonna kill it A little person in a dirty house with several little kids and then lose one because the house
is so dirty and person so small.
That would be, that's a reality show.
I'm watching.
I watched that.
Andy Cohen had a secret baby just that we didn't know that he was expecting. So he had a little baby girl,
and he's a single father of two,
and when I posted it, I wrote,
always a single father to congrats.
Now his little girl has a little boy.
And then somebody was like,
why are you focusing on that?
I'm like, I'm not.
Why, that's not being negative.
Like if you could afford it and you're of a certain age,
and you don't have a life partner, go and have your own baby by yourself. Yeah. Let me tell you, there's some
stories coming up about awful child custody issues that if you, if the baby's just yours,
you don't have to ask the ex, can they do soccer? No, they can't. Okay. So speaking of people
that are not having a great time now a man
Nebinds she's having some problems right she had a crazy weekend so she's engaged
I think every weekend's a crazy week. I mean I'm not saying that in a bad way well
She's I don't know for I think our conservatorship is done her mom was for ending it and she has a fiance and
She went on her Instagram or Tik Tok or whatever and said
I need to tell you about my fiance. I just found mother's son porn on his computer
like real mother and son having sex.
But that's not real. That's like the plot line of the porn.
Oh, I don't not then I'm real. That's like the plot line of the of the porn or is it real? I don't know. Okay, whatever weird. Okay. Um, and then she said, uh,
he's been using again and all this stuff and it's over and he
vanilizes his mother's house maybe because out watching the porn. I don't know.
I don't know about his mom for something. She's not putting out.
I don't know. So then, you you know everyone's very concerned about her.
She has the heart tattoo on the face which is just a huge mistake. That was it. It's in a,
it's in a, so I mean face tattoos are becoming more and more you know I don't know except that I think a
little bit. Dr. Drew says it's a sign that there's something off.
You could have every inch of your face tattooed,
like I mean the hairline, as people say, the edges,
you could have everything done,
okay, the head, the everything, like a Travis the neck.
But he says, when you start really doing like on the face,
that's a sign.
Something really.
Yeah, that's something's not great.
I could agree with that.
I mean, I've seen people with it on on the face and none of them seem to be
upstanding
citizens
i know amber rose i remember when she got her two kids on her forehead
what she did yes and i was rare because she's such a beautiful face
and i was also like
take it from someone whose kids are old
i mean they do not want their names on their mother's face
when she comes to pick them up in the eighth grade.
They do not.
It is not a compliment.
It's the same way that if your kid got mom
written across the chest, you're like, well, thanks,
but no, I don't want that.
I didn't want my mom calling to pick me up.
My mom one time went iron ons, we're hot.
Remember, everyone's gonna iron on shirt,
70s.
It was called chicken t-shirt place that you'd iron on shirt. Oh yeah it was called chicken
t-shirt place that you'd go. Whatever. I pick it out like I almost like a tattoo you pick it out.
Exactly. I want that on a pink cap sleeve t-shirt. That's it. Yeah. But in our case it was called
different strokes. That was the name of the story. You got it done at the mall. Okay. And my mom got
one glittery roses said touch of class. Touch of class. Do you know oh my god. I didn't want my mom.
I didn't want my mom to see. I don't want to be seen with my mom when she was wearing the touch of class. Touch of class? Do you know, oh my god. I didn't want my mom.
I didn't want my mom to see.
I don't want to be seen with my mom
when she was wearing the touch of class.
I bought the touch of class t-shirt.
Touch of class.
Touch of class t-shirt exactly for my friend
Liz's 10th birthday.
100% touch of class.
And I think there was like a rose.
Rose, it was a rose.
Oh my god.
So your mom shows up and he's in your life. I'll take us out from whatever in the touch of class and I think there was like a rose. Rose, it was a rose. Oh my God. So your mom shows up and he's in your life.
I picked us up from whatever in the touch of class.
And why did that bother you so much?
Because I knew even back then, there was nothing
about it that had to was class.
You know?
And not that we were a class family.
You know, things worked out fine.
We're all good.
But at the time,
I knew it was a bit of a, but then knowing, knowing now, what I knew, if I knew now, when
I knew then, I mean, the whole neighborhood I grew up in was a classless dump.
I just remember this one kid was like, oh, I saw your grandpa pick you up from school
yesterday. And I was like, oh, my god, he thinks my dad's my grandpa because both my grandpa died before his born. Yeah. Oh my dad had me at like 46 but he also had
fully white hair at like 35 on. Yeah. So then he caught up by the time I was in
college, she looked like I'm real sister, but there was a time where I was like
how there has a grandpa and I just was like oh yeah he's visiting. I was like how
do I figure out this lie now but But that was like a little embarrassing.
But I, what are the people supposed to do about that?
I feel like I'm going to do that currently with my daughter.
I feel like people look at me like, oh, grandpa,
I see you pick up the baby.
It could be a little curious.
It could be a little curious.
I was walking her down the street
and one of the neighbors said, how's that granddaughter?
And now I see the guy a lot.
I think he finally realizes.
It happened in my sister and her husband and
They're not that old, but they it was I mean they granted they were pulling into Red Rock in Vegas after a long trip from like Sun Valley
Mm-hmm and the kids were pretty little at the time
They pulled up and the guys like oh fun weekend with the grandkids. Like the valet, said it.
And my sister was like, holy shit,
who is your Botox person?
Like get me, I need a facelift.
Like, what?
How could this happen?
I think in this day and age,
that's one of those things with, are you pregnant?
Like you can't, I don't think you can say it.
You know what, in both of those occasions,
and please, I love my Latina and Latino juicy scoopers.
But in another occasion, it was a gardener
that set it to my friend.
I think because they look youthful
and they have kids, young, that a grandma is our age.
Oh, totally.
So, you know, I think it's like,
but in all those cases, it was a Mexican person, say.
Yeah, I know.
And with the greatest intentions,
really wanting them to have a wonderful weekend
with their grandkids.
And enough that it wasn't.
I mean, honestly, the Latino and whoever out,
that's when you're supposed to have kids.
That's doing it right.
You know, old whiteies are, where idiots.
Yeah, you're supposed to have your baby at 23.
At 23, you're supposed to have it at 52.
Weirdos
Anyway, then she goes on
Okay, so that she says her her you know Instagram live. I don't think out of the thing anyway
Then the last photo is her holding her
His hand with their with her engagement ring right and. And she says, hi, thanks. I misspoke. He
he really wasn't using. And the mother son porn was he told me that he was looking up
milfs. Yeah, what I'm saying. It's a it's a genre of porn. Okay. Well, so you on her
side. So no, no, I'm just saying. Or his side. He was looking up mill stuff and the algorithm then
sent him a bunch of disgusting mother son right right yeah because he looked
up mill okay and he actually didn't
analyze his mom's house that much and like one of you guys all to sleep with
a lot more happy
yeah this is another case of uh... this girl obviously has severe mental problems, right?
I mean, that's this is almost worse than a Britney Spears. I think she's got some real issues and
I think people are just so dependent on getting this immediate reaction from like
The fans like you get in a fight or you start recording her husband yelling at you. It's like take a breath
Right like like maybe okay fine record it and like save it, but like do not post it and everything
because you might want to stay with this person.
Yeah.
And it might have been the algorithm.
I don't know.
Like you might have been not full blown crack.
I don't know.
But like, do you not have a girlfriend, she probably doesn't have a girlfriend to call,
but like call a girlfriend before you go on Instagram and have us all worried.
And I mean, she should have called a girlfriend
before that tattoo.
I mean, she should have made some phone calls before that.
I guess Britney Spears is still not posting now
after her last fashion show, because I just checked.
She took a break.
She said she was taking an Instagram break.
So she said she's taking an Instagram break
that she did the fashion show.
Yeah, but then when she was holding an Instagram break. She said she's taking an Instagram break. She did the fashion show. Yeah, but one with the long and what she was holding a
Romana string.
With the dress. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
And now is she really pregnant or not? I mean, I
mean, I love I was I I have said I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't think so and I feel like and I
said it on the last show and I really thought like the free Britney people would come after me right and either they're not listening or they kind
of agree because I did not hear anything and I'm saying there's nothing wrong if that's
the case or she jumped the gun or she spoke too soon or she but it's not it's not a great
it's not a great sign that someone goes on a huge platform,
a 30 million people or however many follow or 100 million
and announce something that important
if it was a not 100% sure or like past three months.
Am I wrong in saying this or I don't know if she posted
something else of the one that I initially read,
but even in the one that I read,
it she never actually said she was pregnant.
She said I'm having a food baby or something.
And then it was a weird, I don't know.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
So she never actually 100% said, I'm pregnant.
I think all the news sources picked it up based on that thing.
And then she never really spoke of it again.
No, she did.
Or she did.
No, she did.
I love, I'm like a fish.
And it was like her enough swimming in a pool and think he was like filming underneath water whoever was. Yeah. And she was like the
baby, you know, uh, spoiler alert, babies love water or something. I'm like, that's not
spoiler alert. Whatever she was doing, she's twirling around. And then, but she's never officially
said I'm pregnant. Oh, no, she did. She said, she said the videos of me doing fashion shows,
exposing my stomach were taken before I was
pregnant. So she has said it. Okay, so I'm wrong. But anyway, so you know, so we'll see.
You know, we like to focus on weird clothing. Yeah. So Annie and I found this and
Annie thinks it's for breastfeeding. I don't. It's like a Bando bra top, so it'll give you support.
But then it has little slits at the nip.
So you can see that.
And I think you want to pop the nip out.
And then so you have a hard nip look, but with a little bit of a lift.
That can very well be the case.
But it's that Walmart.
I'm kind of like impressed.
Walmart's going this route.
It says meat, the must have have you'll be wearing all season so if you're pregnant if it's for breast
Oh, yeah, you're right. It's not so it's just hard nips out. Yeah, it's hard nips out. Yeah, I think it's like a gentle
Raniston hard nips like it's a hard nip summer. Yeah, it's a hard nip summer
Once again hot in the 70s that hard not that my mom had hard no no no
the hard nips
the hard nips is what made the fairer fossa
poster go crazy otherwise it was kind of just a conservative red
bathing suit
that was a movie sitting there
you remember jacklyn basette that act is jacklyn basette there was a movie called
the deep with jacklyn basette the only reason anyone went to the movies
because she was nip the entire shirt on but hard nip from the entire movie that's all anyone talked about
do you remember the actress of all got with paul riser hellin hunt yes
yes not a beautiful face in the rain okay
yes she had to rain movies that she she i believe she got a boob job halfway through her sitcom with Paul Reiser.
But there was one that was like a disaster weather movie about Hale.
No, it was tornadoes.
Okay, that one, it was white tea, hard nip, the entire time.
Did you seriously think the movie was about Hale?
I thought I was about Hale.
No, it was, they were tornado changes.
OK, anyway.
Twister, it was called Twister.
Then she had another one with Jack Nicholson, where she was a waitress, and he was an old rich
man, but he was like, like, just a weirdo, and he had like, um, OCD or whatever, and she
had a sick kid who lived with her mother, but she was a waitress.
And at one moment, she's like, maybe I am hot for him.
So she leaves the house in just a white t-shirt.
Yeah.
And it happens to be raining and goes running through
and takes the subway or whatever
and goes running up to an empty, full hard nip.
Yeah, I remember it well.
I definitely want to tell,
I want to speak to the kids right now.
Hard nip is an easy way to go.
Well, to get attention.
Okay, everyone right now, as we've talked,
is doing under boob.
Jessica Simpson just did one and it's squishing it
and it's weird and it's almost like a flap of skin
and it's like, and then sometimes feel like
combining with like a squirties fat of boob on the side.
It's not good.
You used to call like a, would you use a call?
Side cleavage, side cleavage.
No, vagina, you said it like a vagina.
Oh, in your arm, when your arm, your arm,
we have a little, just enough fat,
it looks like a freshly waxed vagina.
And once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Yeah, I know.
And it's like literally, sometimes if I,
if I really focus on it, I'll like make the vagina talk or whatever.
In my armpit.
But it is like, hold on, I totally have it.
Wait, see what I mean?
Just see how to look.
I see it.
I see it.
It really does.
Wow.
Just close.
Yeah.
Not hanging out, Lebia.
No, I see it all in there much like black chart is vagina when I'm put it on the internet for 10 minutes
Anyway
Closed lip close lip sure
But I think a hard nip is a fun way to go it is not too much and it's not like you're trying
Yeah, it's like this is nature. This is yeah, and menips are's not like a try. Yeah. It's like. This is nature.
This is nature.
Yeah.
And my nips are hard and perky.
Right.
I love it.
OK.
Good for you.
OK.
So let me tell you what's going on with the Black China
trial right now.
Yeah.
I know about the trial, but I don't know who's
suing who and why.
Really quickly, is Black China is suing the cardashans for over almost about
a hundred fifty million sixty for lost wages for when black china when robin china got canceled
like another forty million that she could have made it in endorsements that left her after
the show was canceled right and then some other fees that add up to like 50 million, okay?
Right.
So she says they badmouthed her to eexecutives and people,
and that is why e chose not to do season two.
E and everybody else is like,
the show is called Robin China in love.
You'd actually got, actually got in a restraining order
against him before we even like had the green light of saying yes or no for season two and
It was very problematic like you were problematic. It was like not a joy
And it's not like our fun. It wasn't what the show was supposed to be, you know
It was like what it was supposed to be fun. I mean speaking of which pretty wild
I remember the show that pretty wild show that was on e was by uh... but by
cell c-tom and brat
and that was
a mom with her three beautiful daughters who she homeschooled and secret
yeah and it was gonna be a little bit like least scripted and like quirky and
like the next card asians well as their filming
alexis
hains gets arrested for doing the bling ring.
She was in that bling ring.
And they find out they have drug and severe drug problems, the girls.
And it becomes like this weird, dark thing.
So even that didn't come back.
That did not come back a second season.
They're like, what can we do now?
She's doing time.
Right.
You know, they're doing heroin or whatever.
So this, so anyway, they go to trial.
China speaks for 11 hours testimony.
Oh, wow.
At the end of it, now the Kardashian's attorney,
from what I've heard, I've got a juicy scooper
on the ground in the courtroom right now, Stephen mango.
In the courtroom.
In the courtroom, he's texting me, I'm like,
they're right now deliberating, we're recording this.
And this is happening in most of the end 12?
Yes.
And what really worked out great for the Kardashians
who are obviously had to pay their attorneys
to defend them in this lawsuit.
Okay.
Was they were like, you need to wrap this up
because we need to fly and do the met.
They're going to the met all of them.
All of them are in New York going to the Met Ball.
Is that happening again?
I feel like it just happened.
No one has that for like two.
I don't, yeah, you you're right it did just happen
what she were in the black mask that was not a year ago i think the timing got
off because of covid and everything anyway it's happening tonight oh wow and
in the past cloy and um... kendall no
cloy and court Courtney were never invited.
Now they've been invited too.
So, Kravis is there, Courtney and Travis
and they're all there and it's really great
that they were able to wrap this up.
She asked, can I redo my whole testimony
because I was rattled when it came up
that Rob had done the revenge porn
and put out these texts and stuff for you know,
before they kicked down.
The judge was like, no,
you're not redoing your whole thing for 11 hours.
So the jury right now has been in deliberation
since late Thursday.
So they had all Friday that they were deliberating.
And during that, it came out where they said,
we do release Kim Kardashian from this. Based on her testimony and her texts and her emails, we feel that she hasn't
did no way influence the ending of the black China show.
But so now it's just really against Chloe, Chris and Kylie and what they said and what they
texted and part of it was Kylie said,
hey, I don't like filming, but I'll do my own show to replace the episodes
when this thing ends because this is so volatile. She tried to, you know, abuse
my brother and she broke a gingerbread house and she put a iPhone.
They said when they brought that up that Pete Davidson showed up,
to hear the final things to support Kim.
And he did chuckle during the gingerbread,
because they'd always do these big gingerbread.
Chris used to send it to like,
or really good friends too.
So it would say like, people's names and stuff.
It's like out of solving, you want to find a big gingerbread.
A gingerbread house.
People make them.
Yeah, they're not like little kids making them.
They're like extremely fancy with like second stories
and like you get a modern farm house
and like it's like amazing.
And they go for, you know, it's Los Angeles.
They have open doors, a slider door.
It's LA, they go for $900,000.
One bedroom.
Really, if you can't find property, baby we can just have that's how
we'll solve the whole this problem just to do it when it rains as a bitch it
gets soggy as fuck with anyway so she's out okay so she got to go watch
Pete Davidson perform with Dave Sheppell at the Hollywood Bowl and then they
hopped on a plane and then they went to the correspond and
correspond to their
i feel like it's a lot going on yes they were this
peaked davis and she's just this netflix uh... comedy
that was what was in that with davis you pal that's what i'm talking about now
and he did something last night
uh... it like it's called peaked davis and her friends and he brought out
machine gun kelly at the end
you know saying to the family so he's trying to do a quick five
did kind of a little time to
i know enough
i know so done with it
anyway so here they are uh...
and
the it is been proven when we see if i have the so i've been proven by hollywood
unlocked actually actually Louise wrote this and the
Hollywood law put did it a lot of people felt that that the big butts are going on a style yeah
I think the big boost and the hurt her butt was extremely small at the Hollywood at the correspondents didn't
and so this was a side by side photo that this girl did and clearly she let it
she's scaling it down that is definitely smaller definitely smaller and it
looks so much better and and and the rumor is she's going to be wearing the
actual dress that Merleman row saying happy birthday Mr. President in oh at
their home if she this is the rumor if she can fit in it, and my immediate thought was,
there's no way she can fit in it with that ass.
But now I'm like looking at her in this outfit, I'm like, she might be able to fit in it,
because they wouldn't be able to alter it or whatever.
She's getting to borrow it.
Which by the way, did you see here about that, Marilyn Monroe, on Netflix, the audio files?
No, it was just going to, the last time I was on,
you told me something about Marilyn Monroe
and I was a little shocked that she brushed her vagina.
Oh, that was during my live show.
That's right, yeah.
Yeah, that there was an article,
I remember reading one book where this girl interviewed her
and she's like, do you mind if I push my hair?
And she's like, no, not at all.
And then she just opened her legs
and just was like completely brushing her brush.
And so I always wondered was that,
first of all, I think she was super sexual.
And in the Netflix audio tapes,
they like collected for whatever,
so they have like interviewed people
from like 25 years ago that are like all dead.
They were talking about, no, like we knew exactly
the studio people knew exactly who you could get.
Which of these young starlets coming through
were down to fuck?
Yeah.
And you knew who they were and she was on the list.
Oh, okay.
And at that time, not everybody,
because I was asked by mom, I'm like, mom,
how did all these people seep around?
If the pill wasn't invented? Yeah. I don't know, maybe there was secret abortions or I don't know,
I don't know how people could be like that per misguise back then, but I guess they were and so
you know and then basically the it concludes what I've said because I've interviewed people too about Maryland. Right. That 100% the Kennedys were done.
It was weird.
She was sleeping with JFK.
Yeah.
And then she started sleeping with Bobby and she was really into Bobby.
And Bobby's and JFK's sister was married to the sky.
Peter Lofford, who basically was like their, their, their pimple.
Like he, they lived in LA.
And so they would come out to l.a.
the brothers and people didn't know who they were yet.
Yeah.
They were just like senators from east coast that he was the president yet.
So he was like seeing Maryland like in the fifties.
Be the lawford.
No, JFK.
Yeah.
But Peter and the sister of the brothers knew that.
Yeah.
And the sister like loved it that she was coming over to the malibu house
and like screwing her brothers and like these women were like oh yeah they were
like
the brothers would be like screwing other women while like their wives were
like
drinking martinis and smoking cigarette
outside of the homes in malibu and like everybody just
wild and so then what she knew about,
and then it was really a political thing
where they killed her.
It wasn't a cheating thing.
Yeah.
It was that they had a conversation
about like atomic bombs or something,
and she was there and she told a friend,
oh, you know, they're doing these atomic bomb testing.
Oh, really?
And then that got back to the government
or got back to the, see, and then they were like,
we gotta get rid of her. we gotta get rid of her.
We gotta get rid of her.
Loose lips.
Yeah, we gotta go.
She's brushing.
She's brushing her loose lips.
And she's talking with me.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's pretty okay.
Oh, that's interesting.
It's juicy.
So Courtney, one of my seeps, there's anything else.
Okay, also Ray J is saying this whole storyline
on keeping up with Kardashiansians where there's a secret tape
a second tape of their sex tape together he and Kim
and ray j i'm sorry
con you goes to ray j according to the hulu show
gets
this like suit case
and then presented to him as she's about to go on stage to do SNL and in front of all of her friends
and he's got a hoodie on and everything and she's like look what
Kanye brought to me and it's the hard drive and the original computer of where the second supposed second sex tape was
So now she's safe this tape will never get out there again. Oh
Very very weird that is is very weird. Anyway, Ragey say it's Ragey says it's not true. This whole story is not true
and that I
Don't know if there wasn't another but also I'm like so what if someone gives you the zip driver the hard drive or whatever
They're it's all over the internet. I mean if like Tommy and Pamela's
Yeah, video is everywhere forever,
like what are you telling me?
It's not there isn't a copy somewhere.
Does it have, yeah, there's no way you could just,
nothing, it's on the internet, it's on the internet now.
I think you could ever get it.
I mean, it's true.
Even if it's true, that still couldn't totally put
your mind at ease unless like Ray J like signed off on something.
So, yes, it was in my possession.
Now, I'm giving it to you and like, and they didn't share that part.
But anyway.
And just what Kim Kardashian needed before she heads out to Sun Eyelive.
Well, I think she did.
I think this is, this is what's so weird because remember the only thing that we could never talk about on Chelsea was the sex tape.
And that's all the season is better about on the new hulu show oh really i
think that's a bit she made a joke about the sex tape in the um s and l
yeah monologue she made a joke when we were writing whether in the writers room
we were all sitting there they were sitting
for those of you don't know with Chelsea lately they were they were hosting one day or something
in three of them okay Chloe, Kim, and Courtney.
There was a story about a tape, not a person.
Not even a sex tape, it was something.
We were making jokes about it and thinking about making
it, putting it in the show.
I think I'm the last person who shouldn't be making jokes
about sex tapes or something.
Oh, that's something else's sex tape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were like, oh, wow, she's got a sense of humor about it.
Totally.
Yeah, which I didn't know, I mean, that was a long time ago.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it was a good rule for them to make, though,
because otherwise, every time there was a topic,
the people would have gone there, and it would have been
reminded and repetitive.
Because I think there's a certain point where like,
there's probably 16 year olds
Walking the earth that loved the Kardashians that had no idea that this was even how she got anything honestly at this point Who cares?
I'm like even if she on all of a sudden goes you know what I did do this type. Yeah, I saw what it did for Paris
I was like let's put a little story behind it act like I'm'm horrified. Right. And just kind of catapult me, put some eyes on us,
and then once the eyes are on us,
we can show the world how funny, smart,
and interesting we are.
And it's already the legitimate.
Like, I would be like, good for you.
Like, literally, who cares?
When we were watching the Tommy and Pamela Leething,
Drake was like, who cares?
Why is she still crying about the sex tape?
Like, people are like,
I know. I mean, this generation doesn't give a shit.
No.
It's not a scandal.
Certainly not.
Remember how, what a scandal it was that they were some nude
photos that Madonna took in college?
But it was just like her naked boobs.
That were like, Madonna took some nude, I was like,
yeah.
Of course she did some nude shots.
Yeah, it's like, she had Harry R. Pitts.
Remember, they were in Penthouse, Harry R. Pitts.
Yeah. Those are back, Harry R. Pitts. I know like she had Harry armpits. Remember they were in penthouse, Harry armpits. Yeah.
Those are back, Harry armpits.
I know, I'm not for that.
Me neither.
I'm gonna, I gotta put my foot down on something.
What's up?
Harry armpit girls, come on.
Well now it's in a dove camera.
Have you seen the dove camera?
I know, listen to dove.
They're gonna, everybody, everybody.
I know, the dove commercials are just like,
on stretch marks, Harry armpits, and like, just a nude bra. Like at least get a cute bra going. I know the dev commercials are just like I stretch marks Harry armpits and like just a new
bra like at least get a cute bra going I know I listened to I like your products but come on now
enough enough enough put it out I was at target okay in the beauty department yeah where actually
ironically you can buy these little razors everyone's's in to them. It's called Dermemplation.
When we were told, when we were growing up,
you feel like a little mustache or something as a girl.
It was like, never shave it. It'll come back so much thicker.
Now, all of a sudden, they're like, no, that was a myth.
Fucking shave your hairy face, bitch.
And now I'm obsessed with like seeing old TV and old photos
of people's just peach fuzz just blowing in the wind.
She would, Malaman Ro had a very hairy face. I see what she did. I'm like, hitting. in old photos of people's just peach fuzz just blowing in the wind.
She would, Marilyn Monroe had a very hairy face.
That's what you did, am I kidding?
Does real pictures of it?
No, it's not, I'm not, yeah, it's true.
Anyways, you go buy this little razors.
You don't need to make it on Lecdark
and you just do like maybe one or two days
and throw them away.
And it's like super satisfying
and your face feels amazing.
You do it like once a week, okay?
You know, at the, at Target,
is this huge photo of this girl,
like with her hair and a towel,
like she just washed her face.
And it's so enormous.
It, she is the hairiest face.
Like it's not great skin.
And it's the hairiest face.
And I'm like, okay, I get that it's supposed to be.
You sure it's not that swimmer that
Trance swimmer no no it was a female with a hair
face yeah and it's like it's fine but like what are you trying to sell here yeah we don't need perfect looking people but
I know we say it all time I just podcast but you know we everybody pretty people cannot get a
But we all let's come on. Well, I think if we all voted on it
We all want pretty people back
Oh, I am coming from a six my eyes my eyes are burned. I watched TV
Oh, come on we were just talking about the Kennedies and Peter law for the Malmone row. We need them back
She really was so beautiful. I love to think people don't know about my Marilyn Row We were just talking about the Kennedys and Peter Law for the Malmone Row. We need them back.
She really was so beautiful.
A lot of the thing people don't know about Marilyn and Row is that she was one of the first
people to get a nose job.
Really?
It's like not a lot of people reading nose jobs.
Her nose was not bad, but it was a little bulbous.
You can see the difference.
She got a nose job.
It made a huge difference.
A Megan Fox nose job.
She was pretty before, but a little tweak,
like a Kim Kardashian, a little tweak,
and you're like perfection.
We had an aunt and the friend Jolo family.
I'm talking late 60s maybe first ever boob job.
I think like one of the-
She was in her like 60s.
Wait, she's still alive.
No, she was not in a-
Is she doing under boob or I don't know she lives out of
far nips out I think she I mean I'm not
kidding she had big book and it was the
first like a first boob job what
in the 1960s or 50s or 60s she got it
done my my mom knew a divorcee that had a
boob job but she didn't even know boob
jobs existed so she saw it Ralph's and she said, Elaine, look at how she goes, oh, Pam, I just do this exercise.
I must. I must. And my mom believed it. That was like a gilder radon or sketch on
set I alive. Remember, I must have improved my bust. They put, I mean, I don't know what
was in there, but I have this woman on that kidding, she's a, my name is Rosy.
She's 101 years old now.
And the same, I think it's all two old soup cans
and there's something, it's just like, do big dits.
I always think about like, if they ever get to a place
on earth where they're like, okay, we just,
we need, we need the property.
We need to just zoom all these bodies.
They're like 300 years old. No one's visiting
them. Who cares? And then they start and there's just like, there's just implants everywhere.
There's implants everywhere. I know. Yeah, you got to pick like Miami and stuff. It's like,
you just implant Vegas, Graveyard's are just implants. Okay, let me see what else we have. Okay,
let's get to the Johnny, Johnny Depth.
This is the latest stuff that's happened
since I recorded last.
Jennifer Gray, who was his girlfriend and fiance.
They got engaged after two weeks.
They were engaged for nine months, they broke up.
She said he was very possessive of her
and very jealous when she would come back.
Anyway, that didn't work out.
That was probably the only like negative girlfriend thing.
And it still was nothing physical abuse or anything just a little possessive.
The bodyguard said that he smoked weed a lot and did coke,
but it didn't change his personality.
And the bodyguard said he did witness when Amber punched him in the face.
Whoa.
And she did call him a deadbeat dad and a CUNT.
She called him.
Amber called Johnny.
But then I heard a video of him calling her one too.
Oh yeah, there's audio.
There's audio to it.
This is just new stuff.
Yeah, his audio and his text messages about her are bad.
And the fight in the kitchen is pretty bad.
Yes. Where he's slamming the cabinet doors and stuff. Oh, and bad. And the fight in the kitchen is pretty bad. Yes.
Where he's slamming the cabinet doors and stuff.
Oh, I'm poor.
I'm poor.
And then pouring the big bottle glass
and red, that was the mega pint.
Yeah, the mega pint.
Yeah.
A manager said that he did see him pass out on a beach
in front of his kids, and I'm, hey,
no, I know I was like, so that sounds amazing.
I mean, the beach was where he lives.
I know.
Yeah, that one doesn't bother me at all.
I mean, I passed out on a lounge turn, my own backyard.
My kids have definitely better out.
Yeah, everybody.
There might have been a megapite of Char day
right next to me on a sunny day.
Let's see.
In 2016, Amber said, give me the SUV I'm currently using some Range Rover and three
LA apartments and I won't file the restraining order and people won't need to know our messiness.
So why didn't you do that?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm just getting gathered.
I'm probably missing some stuff, but I'm saying the ACLU
who she said she was going to get the $7 million from the divorce, she was going to give
half to the ACLU and half to children's hospitals. Children's hospital has said no. We didn't get
anything and she blew off her Christian service hours or whatever she was supposed to show up.
And ACLU said we didn't get 3.5,
but we did get 350,000.
Oh, all right.
And then there was some other amount
that she gave to Elon for some charity.
That's weird, Elon Musk.
He's, they dated at one point, right?
Yes, and they think that her child
that she had through surrogate might be,
he might be the father, no one knows who the father is.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And she has since hired a new PR agency. I saw that. it might be he might be the father no one knows all right yeah okay and um...
she is sent tired a new PR agency so that because she's obviously no one's
loving her every tiktok is free johnny debt
every which is i it's i mean i know there's always there is a
school of thought that's believe all women
and you know just just seeing that kitchen freak out alone is like all right
this guy's a little
i don't think it was a delight twenty four seven i don't think it's easy and i don't think it's easy
to ever be with someone that abuses drugs and alcohol and whether you want to believe he's a full
act or just an abuser of it he abused it yeah you know he got out of hand and is you know i'm
kevra's bodyguard said his personality change
right now you everybody's one with partner that when they're
drinking or getting high in your not
it's not fun to be around now if you're both doing it okay because there's a
lot of things that say that she enjoyed it too and she did ecstasy and
offered it to pull in
yet so when she began to testify because she hasn't testified yet right
no
not yet and so that's going to be,
and then there was another story where they said,
didn't you, didn't he whip out his penis to pee in the foyer?
They asked somebody on the stand that guy was like,
no, I never have never seen his penis.
Yeah.
And that means Johnny Chucklett.
A lot of people love how much he's laughing.
Well, yeah, I mean, let's face it, the guy is,
that's why he's Johnny Depp.
He's got a charismatic guy. Like, it's fun to watch him laugh and joke. And yeah, I mean, let's face it, the guy is, that's why he's Johnny Depp, he's got a, he's charismatic guy, like it's fun to watch him laugh and joke and.
Yeah.
That doesn't surprise me that he's, that people like him.
Right.
He's Johnny Depp.
Um, but that doesn't mean that, I don't know, whatever.
This was a good point.
Depp said, finished up his testifying, he said he would never have caught off his own
finger because he loves playing guitar.
I do believe now that the finger, the top of the finger was severed in a fight with her
in which a vodka bottle, I guess, was thrown and cut off his finger.
That's what I heard, yeah.
But I still think like logistically, that's a little hard to have happened.
Well, yeah, I mean, because you got to...
It would have had to crack and then like, and then be coming down like a guillotine.
Right, I don't know.
I don't know. I think the fight was fight was messy whatever it was and i don't
really know if we know
uh...
we heard about the you know the uh...
let me say let me get to this
uh...
debt and heard racked up a hundred sixty thousand dollar bill with a wine
merchant
uh...
okay who cares i remember gen but brought that up gently Kirkman. Remember how much he spent on what?
Well, they went through this movies the eight the director wants his movies and it's like 20 million here
8 million there another 10 million there. They made or yeah like for each movie
So I mean he was worth a lot of money right and then no one's even, then you invest that and how much more it's worth after.
But it's gone now or?
Well, I think he still has money, but the opportunities are what are gone because of the article.
And now the ACLU is saying, no, we were like encouraging Amber and we had our hands in
that article as well.
Right.
Which, you know, people have issues with the ACLU.
There's not, it's not like a perfect organization.
So you kind of wonder like, gosh, did they kind of push,
you know, that, you know, it's gonna be a little bit like,
you know, did they get in her head and do this thing
and put this out and maybe she never intended it
to be so world renowned or maybe she didn't
intend for it to hurt his career. That's what I think the jury is going to go back and wonder.
Was her intent by doing this to put out false information to ruin his career?
And if there's doubt in that, then...
Now what's the hope here in the end? I mean that Johnny Depp is wins money and this is... information to ruin his career. And if there's doubt in that, then...
Now what's the hope here in the end?
I mean, that Johnny Depp is wins money and this is...
Well, Johnny's asking for 50 million.
She's counting for...
From who? Who is that going to count?
From her.
She doesn't have 50 million.
Right.
But even if he gets awarded it,
it'll be out there in the universe
that a jury decided what she said was a lie and it was unfair
to hurt his career and then hopefully he'll gain his career and his popularity back.
Yeah, I go back and forth. I think he's going to be working a lot after this. I think
he will get something for sure. It may not be a pirate level blockbuster, but I think
it could be like a Netflix series.
I don't know about that because they're a giant company, a Disney or Netflix.
I don't think they can just because of, I don't think they could get in bed with him,
so to speak, you know, because it's even if he's awarded this money and they, and they,
and they, and they, a jury.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
Um, so she, Amber admitted to, uh, sending text messages to Elon and that he was a filling
space in her heart. And then, um, oh, her initial ask for divorce settlement was formally
in she ended up getting seven. And then, um, a security guard did testify that her admitted
to pooping in the bed.
She shared with that and throwing his phone out the window after April 2016 fight.
What do you think is worse that your significant other throws your phone out the window that
you can't retrieve or that she shit in the bed?
Well I would definitely say phone out the window.
It's worse. That's 100. I don I would definitely say phone out the window. It's worse.
That's 100.
I think it's a lot worse.
For me, I don't even know my Apple ID.
Yeah, it's a lot worse.
I mean, I, I listen, I've cleaned up a lot of shit in my life.
Yeah, no.
So I can clean up a shit.
What I would do is just take the whole sheet.
That's it.
Toss, you don't have to get rid of the mattress.
No.
It's, it wasn't pee.
Yeah, there's, she probably got a mattress pad
underneath that several layers before he gained. And honestly, Well, it wasn't pee. Yeah, it is. You probably got a mattress pad underneath
that several layers before you get in.
And honestly,
Well, it wasn't a choice.
She did both,
but I was just thinking about the choice of it.
Even if it went to the mattress through the,
I don't know,
Johnny's stepstrike is the type of guy
who may sleep without a sheet.
You know,
just write on a mattress.
And then you get a little,
for Breeze, is something scrubbing out of it.
I feel like he wasn't that horrified by it.
Like he kinda says, like he thought it was kind of funny
and he called it like another name.
And I'm like, I almost thought he was just like
that fucking crazy bitch.
Like I don't even think he was like that mad about that.
I think he was like, wow, she really,
she really knows how to one up this fighting game
we have going. Well also he's a, he's a got children and I think once was like, wow, she really, she really knows how to one up this fighting game we have going.
Well, also he's a, he's a, got children.
And I think once you have kids,
I mean, poop just becomes part of your life.
Yeah.
It really does, you just like, fuck it.
You don't think it's gonna happen,
but it happens pretty quickly.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
You think the poop is the grossest thing
until you have a child.
Now, like, oh, it's just in my life now.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
I totally agree.
Apparently Amber heard has less than 10 minutes
of screen time in the Aqua2 report.
Well, that's good.
Yeah, I think they probably knew not to care.
I tried to watch Aqua Man.
I don't like any of those things about superheroes and stuff.
And I'll watch this one, because it's long.
And I couldn't tell them if he had to tell
to what's happening in it.
But is, I've never heard of any,
I'm not familiar with her, like as an actress.
I guess people were like, stop shitting on her.
She's been in like 30 things.
Oh, she has?
I didn't know.
Yeah, but I just, clearly not at his level,
but he was like a huge blockbuster,
because of the pirates.
But like, I never watched the pirate thing. I wasn't into pirates, but he did some other good Donnie Rascals, I was a big ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass Neil. She was on lawn order as an attorney. And this daily male article came out, like
I said a couple years ago, she was breaking up with someone who they lived, they lived
together. And he was a magician. And he, he had an audio of her braiding him, much like
Johnny and Amber. And I went back to listen to this and it's horrible.
She's like, you know what, maybe finally I'll get some emotion out of you.
What do I have to do?
Because I'll fucking kill you.
She says, I'll kill you.
And then she says, I'll kill your dog in front of you.
Oh shit.
And then she directs her attention to the little dog.
Hi Charlie. You hear it all.
Or what are they? She's like, hi Charlie. Mmm, what should I do? Should I blow your brains out in front of your daddy?
Oh, fuck. So that's it to the dog. Really? Yeah. And then she wrote to the daily mail like, this guy is
tortured me. I've lost everything like financially, the house I own, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I've lost everything like financially the house I own blah blah blah blah But in audio
Of talking to a dog and saying I
It is so creepy when she's like oh
Like acting like it's sweet. What if I struggled your little vacu
like I mean like
Wow, like I could never I mean that's why you'll this chick will never work again.
Isn't it nice that you don't have to
ear in a relationship, you know,
do it about people audio taping you?
Like I was like, when do you go,
what has to happen in your relationship
to go to the point where you're like
pressing record on your phone
to get to catch them in something, you know?
How many rabbits did this guy have to pull out a hat
for her to go
enough with this fucking guy? Well, he recorded her. Oh, yeah.
He recorded her. She wasn't recording him. But I think he probably was when
you're with someone who's saying crazy stuff. Yeah. Obviously that probably
was in the first time that she threatened the little dog. Yeah.
Anybody that threatens your pet as like the ultimate thing very federal attraction with the buddy
Yeah, like anything that's like oh, I'm gonna hurt you. That's right. Like that's like someone killing your kids like I'm
So anyway, I don't think she's gonna be hired by law and order soon. Oh, this is a good one
Tell me about the Bill Murray
Famous comedian. He's like 75 or 80 now. Well, he's not a lot happened
I mean, he's just like, not only a fam's comedian,
I mean, Bill Murray's Bill Murray,
it's bigger than...
I'm just letting the kids...
But you know what I mean?
I do have the biggest stars in the world then.
Yes, yes.
And I guess we all know, I mean,
if you've followed anything about,
you know, Hollywood or whatever,
he's notoriously a bit of a prick.
That's what I've heard.
Oh, okay.
Always on sets, he's been a bit of a prick that's what I've heard okay always on
sets he's been a bit of a prick I guess there's a movie called what about Bob
with him and Richard dry fist where it was just awful I mean he was very awful
the Richard dry fist and so much other had the higher body guards protect
Richard drivers on the set oh wow I mean Richard and now this stuff is coming up
Richard dry fist had issues with actors on sets too.
There's been a lot, you know, he's always, I don't know if he's sensitive, but whatever.
Then Lucy Liu, I guess, had some issue with him as well on Charlie's Angels.
And they never talked specifically about what happened, but apparently he said some things
to her.
That was an issue.
And so it, these have always been out there.
I mean, nothing.
And now this is the latest one, but I guess it's a new world we live in.
So if somebody complains on a set, these days you shut to film down.
You know, that's what happened.
It was being directed by Z's and Zari, and they shut the movie down.
I don't know if it shut down for good, or they're gonna they're gonna you know do some I mean Christian Shunner with
Had a huge light fall on her head and
She went to the hospital. Yeah, they continued filming that show and then
They I mean, I don't know how much I can share but from what she told me because I was like what you know
What do you seeing?
I was like, a good girl or something?
Wasn't it on like a TV show and CBS?
I don't know, but she had how she was gonna do it,
like she had a tour set where she would do like cartwheels
and sing and all that stuff she couldn't do.
And it was, but it was like, I don't wanna complain.
And I don't wanna file a lawsuit.
This is my opinion.
This is what I think happened.
Right.
And because I am a big television per se
and there might be all these opportunities possible.
Variety show.
Right.
Dengling this.
We want you to do this.
And then four years later, when none of that stuff
comes to fruition, then are you going to go back and say,
I mean, I'm sure whatever it was,
should assign a million papers,
but like, yeah, you're right.
And then this was just like,
someone said, that's my bagel,
or, no, I don't know what it was.
I'm sure it was worth that.
But I've heard it.
It must have been much worse.
So where's your reaction now?
You just talked to it.
I don't know.
Now it's gonna happen now.
I think they got to investigate it.
Internal investigation, what you always love,
but what does that mean?
Like, who's doing the investigating?
I know, like, who it like, and yeah, like like yeah, the produce they we're doing the internal investigation
So I mean a couple of producers would be like who said well, but now here's just the rumors
Apparently as an actress called Kiki Palmer, okay, I don't I'm not familiar, but I
Whatever I think she's that's what who they say might be the actors that they're talking about because she's the only one who's listed in the credits at this point. I think it
was very early in the filming of the movie.
Oh, okay. It's a big part.
Maybe. And so they've they've been because he just went on. He was at some thing and it
was on one of these financial shows that they spoke with him, but because he was at
some thing financial. Yeah. Convention or or whatever and he spoke about it at length
He and if you watch the did you watch the infu? Yeah, and he talked about it and he said listen
I'm you know, I basically said that I'm a prick and I grew up in an era where you could be a prick
And if I have to change I will like I didn't realize this was the new world we live in and I'll be happy to
Change you know Like just kind of what'll be happy to change, you know,
like just kind of what he said he took credit, you know, and he took, and he said I'm, I'm sorry,
and I'll change. Yeah, it won't be that guy anymore, but I'm 75 and I didn't know the rules.
So, I mean, it's not a bad way to go about it. You know, it would be such a funny sketch if we were to be doing sketches? Is a class like just of old the SNL steal my idea.
I don't care.
Yeah.
Everybody imitate, do an impression of older actors like a Robert De Niro or what and they have to go to a class
where it's like all these things like these are the words you can't say.
This is the place and these are the things You got to and literally like teach them like beyond sexual harassment like just an educational thing of like a scenario
You put them in a scenario and it's like okay, this this woman's ahead of you at the craft services
Yeah, and she's taking a little long to butter her bagel
You're annoyed because you'd like to get your food
what do you say to her now be the old man i would be the girl doing the move of butter
and then go out and say to her they say listen to it see movie or a movie a chicken ass out of the way
so i could get my bagel i mean this broad shouldn't be in the movies of the man's job
my bagel i mean this broad shouldn't be in the movies of the man's job i mean that's not correct and you know i mean
any agent right that is representing anyone over sixty
it should go let's go to lunch and there should be a consultant there yeah
that like spend a few hours with them to re-educate
that. Well, I don't know if you remember it. It was not that long ago. It was during the beginning
of the MeToo movement where everybody was, each week somebody else was going down. Yes.
That was kind of a, that was such an exciting time. We were waking up every morning.
Oh my God, I like tinged. It was so nice. They're all back now selling out of Venus, but anyway
They they asked it was some convention or whatever they asked Dustin Hoffman about it
Yeah, and doesn't have it at this point 78 years old or whatever I know
He said something along the lines of you know, even the guy who was interviewing my forget who it was
I'm out of a John Oliver. Yeah, we're trying to help him along.
Are you sure you wanna say that?
And he's like, yeah, he's broads don't know nothing.
I'm not kidding, you have not heard a word
from Dustin Hoffman since.
I think they said, listen, you had a good career,
it's time to go away, you know, like you're done.
Cause there was some things coming out about him
from way back.
There was like red carpet stuff where he'd say
the most weird and inappropriate things.
And you're like, does he have Alzheimer's?
Is he joking?
Like, what the hell is that?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Lisa Renapost is a naked photo for me.
What I believe was her playboy shoot probably about 20 years ago because Paulina Pova, what's
her name?
Bars Kova.
Proposed it at Bikini Shot and highlighted a next to it, a mean comment from a mean man that says like
why do you pose in bikinis you're old when you're old and ugly don't be doing
so that of course my body's like amazing so then all the other thirsty people
were like oh good this is my opportunity to post my really great naked photo
and act like it's like women empowerment and don't be an ageist. Right.
Anyway, I just remember that because I remember this.
And that's that's some picture.
And how does I can't believe that Instagram let that happen?
You could see like, I don't know.
I wonder if I'm going to move it because I thought you'd like this.
A this guy identifies as thick to sexual.
Uh huh.
He married a hologram bride.
But now he struggles to bond with her.
Yeah.
He's a 28 year old.
No, he married a 16 year old.
Maybe that was a problem because he was 28.
And she was only 16.
She was an anime character in the form of a hologram.
So, he sexually attracted to fictional characters rather than real people. And four years in their marriage, however, he's just hit a roadblock because her technology has been eliminated.
Oh, no, making it impossible for him to communicate with her. So, um, this is really hard. Uh, he just, he no longer talked to her and he spent over 17,000 on the ceremony.
Wow. Yes.
He always, he,
he says he always knew that he could never be
with a real human being because of his intense attraction
to anime characters.
I mean, they are kind of cute.
They are pretty hot.
I don't know if I have a photo of her.
No, they're like a phalanx.
Oh my God, she's like so cute.
She has blue hair and she has like a little tie
and she has a lot of style. And they always have like the best noses.
Very long noses.
And the big real big eyes.
Yeah, real big eyes and good noses.
I can get it.
She doesn't even have a nose.
It's like.
It's barely.
It's like a filtered nose.
It's like a nose that Michael Jackson had at the end
where I was just like coming all through.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I like, let me get to my other story.
Madonna, she's out partying
but her boyfriend and she broke up. Oh, no
I'm 22 year old. Yeah, well, they're 35 years age difference. I think she's like 63 or four
So she got out on stage with
Madeline is that meddeline? I don't even know who that is. Is that a big he's a yeah? Yeah, he's a big Latino star
Anyway, she was out. She's doing weird things.
She's grabbing her crotch and good for her.
I thought this was interesting.
This was an interesting one.
Dan Acquired, another old person.
You're like, God, oldies.
Okay, anyway, Dan Acquired and this girl, Donna Dixon.
Also in Ghostbusters with Bill Murray.
They have been married for over 40 years or almost 40 years.
I remember they were one of those couples because she was such a pretty blonde and he was
like so big like Ingosbusters like in 1983.
I'd always see them on like inside edition and entertainment tonight.
In my people magazine, they were like this beloved cute couple because she was like really
pretty.
Anyway, they had a couple kids and now they said listen we're we're living separate lives,
but we're not going to get divorced, we're not breaking up the business and of course we'll
still co-parent, but their kids are all adults, right, or close to being adults. And I kind of thought,
okay, I think this is so interesting and my opinion is they probably have been living pretty
separate existences for like a decade.
But the reason they're coming out with it now is one of them wants to go to the four seasons
in Maui with their lover and be open and holding hands and acting like a couple.
And so I think that they have to say look, we're living separate lives.
It's not going to be a, not that it's on a scandal, but we're not getting
divorced because it's just not worth it.
You also got to be careful in a situation like this and I'm not sure how Donna Dixon, I
know Dan Echroge is probably doing fine, but Paulina Parskova to go back to her had a
similar situation to the RICO case, it's the lead singer of the cars.
Oh yes.
They would same thing.
We got divorced after 40 years of marriage.
We're going to have, we're going to live it where we're living a life where good we are kids
are fine
they're divorced so they're just separated or they do whatever they were I
don't know legal whatever it was but they were separated okay no longer
together and
he died
it comes to will she got nothing and there was a lot of money there's a lot of
cars money
and i think i think they were legally separated
but not divorced and then she claimed in his illness
she came back into the fold and was really really there but prior to his
illness that caused him to die he was like through this bitch and adjusted
that's what i think the will without her knowledge so you got to be careful if
this ton of dixon wants to run around in the four seasons
Maui make sure Dan Acroid puts in the will I get that Ghostbusters money. Yes. I don't want to be out
Definitely, I would definitely think if this is your thing and you have been married for that long
Just make sure that there's a this is the time you also do a post-up. People don't talk about post-ups enough. I think they're a great thing to do.
What's a post-up?
So once you've been married a while,
maybe someone's cheated or something.
People do this with cheating a lot.
Yeah.
And they're like, please, please,
I wanna stay married to you.
So then you go to the lawyer
and you write up something that you're like,
if he cheats again, and then I get this amount of money.
Yeah.
And like, though, we promise this not to cheat, but if he does, and then you already kind
of work out what the divorce will be.
Wow.
So if we do get divorced because of your cheating ass, I'm staying with you because I know
that the hard part of breaking up is done.
I know I'm going to walk away with a house with this with that and this much of the 401k.
Yeah. So I will forgive you, but I just, you know, okay, I agree with that. So close now.
Oprah Winfrey says her friends made fun of her for being so careful during the pandemic.
I didn't leave my home for 322 days literally. Yeah, well, I mean, it was like a Ellen, you know, same thing at the home.
300 million dollars, I had to get a true ale.
Yeah, with a gym and people,
I'm sure people were there.
They're measuring everything.
Yeah, I'm sure she still had,
like I'm sure she had her live and staff
quarantining with her so that she wasn't left alone
to like mop her own floors.
Yeah.
All the finest foods, the chef, the work,
why would you have to leave?
It's not like you were missing anything.
And I remember, prior to the vaccine,
Gail, her best friend, made a big post about it,
how she was tested three times, went into quarantine,
almost like he would to like film something,
so that she could go over to Oprah's hugger
and hang out with her.
So she still saw the people she wanted to see.
I know.
I mean, I'd quarantine for 10 days too if I could hang out with Oprah at the state.
But the whole point of this is that she's doing like a special on like health care and
how it's failed.
A lot of people in America.
But I just thought that was kind of interesting because it's like, yeah, that's a luxury.
Do you think it was a luxury for the essential workers
that didn't, you know, or the people that had to work
at Trader Joe's?
So that makes you like a better person?
No, I mean, I know.
Maybe she's not saying that.
Listen, I'm a fan of Oprah.
Where do you stand on Oprah?
I'm a big fan.
I've always loved Oprah.
I don't have any hate for her.
I don't have any, you know, and exactly.
Like she, probably the next sentence of this was, of course,
I had the luxury of staying home.
And I feel like you always does.
What is she?
Yeah, like, yeah, to could you go to luckies that week?
No, she couldn't.
Yeah.
You know, for that year, she didn't go to luckies restaurant and she didn't get on plane.
But you're living in a super fabulous place.
And but I think she was probably really paranoid about getting sick yeah because she is an older woman and stuff but um...
she's holding it together anyway i i she looks beautiful and i still really want her show to come back
okay a livia wild was served papers on stage and it's um
so she was doing this comic con panel yeah and this guy walked up and was like this is for you Olivia and it was her papers from
ted lasso what's this day today gets Jason today her husband who she shares her two kids with
about some type of you know she's being served custody yeah being served because of course
she's with harry styles who she directed in this movie that the trailer just dropped for her
movie with harry styles. It looks so good.
It's coming out in September.
I think I have it here.
What is it called?
The victory?
Oh wait, it's called like Don't worry darling or something, but it's called, it is, it's
my favorite.
It's basically a movie where in the 60s they took all these guys and they're
doing a secret victory project so they're wives and they move into this beautiful community
just for these people to work on this special government something in Palm Springs.
So it's all Palm Springs and it's like an avocado oven, and all the women that have to do
is just have a dinner ready by six.
All day.
Some sort of casserole.
I mean, that is all, and I'm like,
I'm so jealous of that life.
And I never tell you about what I was up for that TV show.
You show me, yeah.
It never happens.
And that TV show sounds amazing, that should have.
Oh my God, it was, I guess they'd done it
like an Australia or something where they're
going to take like a cul-de-sac and make it all 60s.
And I, I was, would be one of the people with my family.
And you have to live like you're in the 60s.
Yeah, and the boys were down.
I'm like, you won't be able to like plan the commuters or stuff, but they'll have like 60s
toys like you can ride a bike.
Right.
I was so excited not to be on social media, not to do the phone, and then I wouldn't be able
to do my podcast or anything,
but this is like four years ago
and I was sick of the podcast and being care,
it wasn't that successful back then,
so I was like, who cares?
And I'm like, I get to wear like a cute outfit
and just like drink in the day
and play tennis with ladies.
And all I have to do is like do a roast.
Yeah.
That's it.
I'm like, I don't even care if I don't have my bro. You mean an actual roast, not a roast of people. No, like do a roast. Yeah. That's it. I'm like, I don't even care if I don't have a mic.
You mean an actual roast, not a roast of people?
No, like an actual roast.
Yeah, an actual roast.
Like the only thing is, they're worst, and I looked it up,
there were still dishwashers back then.
Oh yeah, thanks.
And there were stored fridges, obviously.
There weren't microwaves.
Other than that, you had a car and you had a telephone.
It really wasn't.
You had air conditioning. Yeah. You had a pool. Electric knife, maybe electric knife. You had a car and you had a telephone. It really wasn't, you had air conditioning.
Yeah.
You had a pool.
Electric knife, maybe the electric knife.
You had electric knife, you had an electric can opener.
Those are both gone.
And I don't know why the electric knife didn't stick around.
It was, members like two knives that were back before.
Anyway.
My father would cut the meat with the electric knife, okay?
He'd stay with me.
And then every time you pull it out, he would keep his finger on the thing,
so it would still be going.
And it would just be shooting meat pieces all over.
So, bro, how hard is it just to carve it with a knife?
Like, how tough is this fucking meat?
Anyway, you know, you didn't have microwaves, but you had a hot plate.
You had this thing that you put in the middle of the table and you'd plug it in so you'd
put your casserole dishes and stuff.
And it was so great because your food stayed warm.
Do you remember the first microwave?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what year it came out.
Can you look at the first microwave?
I remember watching a demonstration at a mall
at some major appliance store,
and the guy was demonstrating it to people,
we're all standing there watching,
and he cooked something in egg or something,
and then he touched the insides of the microwave
because it doesn't make any sense.
And I literally people gasped, they were,
oh, it was exciting.
Oh, because then he could put his hands on these.
Then he could put it and just touch the sides of the microwave.
Because it didn't make any way.
Yeah, but that was they didn't become.
Yeah, but I was maybe I could have had a mic.
That was like the first one.
Yeah, so you know, that in some
people being a house.
Nobody had it.
Until the 80s. Yeah.
Anyway, this movie looks really juicy.
Yeah. So of course, they're together. And you know, this movie looks really juicy. Yeah.
So of course they're together and you know,
it was all about being served on stage.
Was that, now he's saying that was not my intention
and people that know process servers are saying,
look, if you evade being served
and they gone to your house a bunch of times,
their job, they don't get paid until they serve you.
Right.
So their job is to find you.
So if they know that that is when your kids baseball game is
or that you're, you know,
I've seen comedians get served on stage,
Eddie Griffin, one time.
I was afraid I was gonna get served
when I was taping my special in Irvine.
Oh really?
Yeah, when I was being sued.
I was like, I hadn't been served yet,
but I knew it had been registered. Yeah. That I was being sued, but I hadn't been, I hadn't been served yet, but I knew it had been registered.
Yeah.
That I was being sued,
but I hadn't been, I hadn't received it yet.
So I've mentally prepared for that moment.
And try to legally have to say,
like you've been served.
Yeah, this is for you.
Yeah.
No, they just go this for you, Heather, whatever.
And then, and then, so I was like,
well, how did you even get,
how did this guy get in there?
A lot of them are off duty police officers.
Right. So they can have a
badge to yeah and they're like oh i'm a cop of course i can come in here you know whatever
but um... kind of interesting as and also christina hack
who was married this is the flip and flop girl who's married
to the terror guy
yeah they got married they got divorced then she married this guy named aunt and sted who's now dating Renee zellweiger
they got married and had a baby
then she divorced him and now she's engaged to another guy
yeah
so she got it you know
meant for her that she's pretty good looking
anyway he's he tried to sue for he tried to get
full custody from her of the two-year-old but he didn't get it.
But I'm kind of obsessed with these people because they're all like good-looking and then and then Terrick married this girl Heather Ray that looks they the one from selling something.
They look a lot alike and Heather Ray did a post this early this week in like Friday and it was her
with him and like the two kids that are like I don't know nine and eleven and they're all like
and like the two kids that are like, I don't know, nine and 11. Right.
And they're all like doing like silly faces.
And she's like, so, or off to stage coat this weekend.
But boy, am I going to miss these kiddos?
And I'm like, listen, we still think you're a good step mom.
Yeah.
Nobody who's going to stage coach is like, oh, only I could
bring my kids with me.
That are 10 and 11.
By the way, now just go to go back to that picture.
If you see in the corner here of this picture, you see Ashley Judd.
Yes.
See, it's tough.
Showbus is the son of a bitch.
We've talked about several stories during this episode of people who have just lost their minds
because they're in chill business, you know
and
This picture you see right here is Ashley Judd and I guess last night the mom died yesterday
They before yeah Naomi Judd and but you do commit suicide. That's what they're saying. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, which is and I don't know how yeah, I don't know. Hi. That's what I heard too
Yeah, but anyway, I guess last night she was inducted
into the country music hall of fame,
which I think it was just a coincidence
that it happened to some time.
Would she have known that though?
I guess she did, of course she did.
Yeah.
So I didn't realize it was suicide
until this morning, had right.
But anyway, Ashley Judd and her and Winona
went to accept the award and whatever.
And they're both crying rightfully so.
But then this picture, all anyone's talking about
is this picture of Ashley Gide.
I know, like God. And like if you read the comments on the N.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E weird. I know. It just think you can't win. Like if she would have been like,
you know, like one owner, her sister who really doesn't seem to get anything done,
she gets a saint, she gets shit. Well, when owner is beautiful too, they're all beautiful.
I know. And the mom was beautiful. The mom was no stranger to plastic surgery.
Yeah. And, you know, it did, I did make a wonder, just since we're talking about it,
and there's no disrespect at all. But when I heard that it was, you know, it did, I did make a wonder just since we're talking about it and there's no disrespect at all.
But when I heard that it was, you know, a mental illness type of suicide, it's like,
that is at least what the daughters are saying.
I was like, is she someone that just really struggled?
Do us her depression caused by the fact that she was 76 years old and aging?
It happened, yeah.
And she just was like,
yeah.
A little maybe two,
not accepting of the changes.
Yeah.
I don't know, I'm very, very sad.
It is sad.
And it's sad that this,
you know, Ashley Jett has to go through to this shit.
Because some people saying that it's not even,
it could very well be plastic surgery, I don't know,
but they're also saying,
because she remembers, she broke her leg really bad
in the middle of a jungle somewhere,
doing some charity work or something and
this thing it could be she was on steroids or something for that injury. Ashley Ashley and that's why her face seems swollen.
Well then Ashley also dealt with a Harvey Weinstein and stuff. So she's just kind of been out of the acting world and she was like a really promising.
Right. She was like a really promising, not promising. She was like in blockbuster movies and like opposite like
Matthew McConaughey and stuff like that.
She was like, she was a big star.
All right, let's get into this,
this was a 40-hour mystery which I watched
and this was pretty juicy.
This girl, Suzanne Morphe, unfortunately,
she had gone missing, we have never found her body.
It was last year or two years ago, she went on a bike ride or they think she went on a bike ride
the day before Mother's Day. The teenage girls were like at camp and the husband was like,
I don't know, the daughters were like, I can get a hold of mom. The dad was out of town. He's like,
oh my god, well, is there a bike there?
Have someone check the bike?
Maybe she went on a bike ride.
I don't know.
This is so strange.
So anyway, they eventually arrested the husband
because they had so much evidence.
They had evidence that one that she was unhappy
and wanted to get divorced and he didn't want to get divorced.
Two, she found her old high school sweetheart
who was a married father of six, who they were on WhatsApp,
what up app or whatever. What's app? What's app? Yeah. her old high school sweetheart who was a married father of six who they were on what's that what's up
app or whatever what's app what's app yeah and like you know sexting and having phone sex and
setting photos and also meeting in person oh and also talked about marrying each other and running
away then they found these darts um that he would like kill deer and stuff.
And so they think that maybe he was running after her around the house because his phone
was going around and like shot with the gun.
And then got disposed of her, disposed of the evidence because they showed his car like
going to all these different places to throw away trash.
And he goes, oh, I'm just cheap.
I just don't want to go to like a landfill and have to pay.
So I go to different trash cans all over the city
I'm I'm with them on that I did the same
I've a couple of good ones then they found the bike
We're gonna found the helmet. I don't know if they were from the bike they found the bike helmet and
So they rest him and he's spending three months in prison awaiting the trial
But then the defense found that the prosecution
had held back some very important evidence,
which is they found other male DNA
that doesn't match her boyfriend's or his in her car
and on some other things.
And that DNA is linked to a couple other female victims
of sexual assault.
Oh, so it's not the guy who wants help.
Well, we don't know.
But they don't know where the body is.
So anyway, they let the husband out of prison.
And the prosecution said, but without prejudice,
which just means we could come back for you.
They're coming back.
But we feel like we're very close to finding the body. and we need to find the body to see if the body matches
Like their theory like he
Tased her with a dart that he did for animals and probably shot her to and whatever and what they need to find the body in
Order to have the case. They need to say it was him
But I don't know how you'd explain the string she and i but i'm like that is
exactly like a scot Peterson thing like the marriage was not good
and then wallah your wife's missing
that would be the greatest luck in the world
or the worst right right
anyway so that they're gonna re-arrest a husband isn't always eventually just
the husband always i mean i was pretty cute
oh that staircase
what is the staircase we look at the staircase it's a scripted movie that was
that document about the matter yeah now there's a scripted movie about it i
don't know if it's h real max or apple okay that was your dad
says he wants um... a separate independent dna independent DNA people to go after whatever
evidence they still have trying to find John Renee's the script in movie the
stare yeah no no they did make it something it's like there might be a new one
because there's a new one and then it was a I think it was a new one. There was a new one. And then it was a, I think it was a script thing too. Just, yeah. But when does it start hearing?
May 5th, 2022.
Oh, I was going crazy looking for it yesterday.
May 5th, you guys, the staircase.
Oh, this one's good.
This, nothing gets me hotter than a woman who works at a prison.
It runs off with the convicts.
He runs off with the convicts.
Yeah.
It's a good one.
I wish.
There is a slight question if she was taken against will,
but it does not look like it.
No, I think they're right.
Because she was working at the prison and she'd been there for 25 years,
real delight.
Everyone liked her.
And she said, Oh, I'm taking convict Joe Schmo over to a doctor's appointee.
Kind of a handsome convict, have you seen him?
Not as far as convicts go?
Not terrible.
Not terrible.
I actually kind of a good nose, I know,
since his nose is kind of like refined.
He's got a good look.
And.
Hot convict look.
And so, and so then she said,
I'm gonna take him to this, you know,
doctor's appointment or whatever.
Yeah.
And then after that, I'm going to leave work early
because I have my own doctor's appointment.
Anyway, she never had a doctor's appointment for herself.
They took off in the car.
And they're still gone.
They're found in the car and the two of them are still gone.
Yeah.
And so the question is, did she take them on this thing?
And she's, you know, being trapped by this person, and he is, he is a violent criminal.
But the murders that he did were like in robberies.
Yeah.
I mean, like not like a serial killer rapist, but not a good person, obviously. Right, right.
And so, or what's the deal? But the fact that she said,
I have this other thing later in the day,
that's why I'm not gonna be coming back.
Yeah, so I definitely think she's in on it.
But what always happens in these cases is you want it
to end where they were, you know, on some romantic vacation
or gambling in Vegas winning, but it never, there were always like, they'll find them hold up in a trailer somewhere, you know, on some romantic vacation or gambling in Vegas winning.
But it never, there were always like,
they'll find them holed up in a trailer somewhere, you know,
never, right?
Cause the money like guys,
they can't get anywhere, you know, now there's, right.
Right.
People are gonna recognize them,
like they go to a bar and want to,
like you probably wants to get drunk at a bar.
Right.
Or the, you probably want to get a motorcycle
and run on the back.
Like that's probably the stuff they talk talk about you know right but then someone's
going to recognize them at the little like saloon bar yeah and tell on them
you always want to be like sharshank redemption where they because it's meet me
at a beach in Mexico and then that's where they show up and they live out
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It's not more than a minute. Tyler Perry plays that role and the other role is played by
Neil Patrick Harris. Perfect. Perfect. That's a hot couple. Let me see if there's anything.
Oh, real housewives of Atlanta was on and I just wanted to say, have you ever gone
likes to watch something like on your
audition network or whatever your TBR?
And the photo that they choose from the series
that's been on for like 12 years,
they literally choose a thumbnail from like season one.
Oh, no, I haven't noticed that.
I noticed that.
So, yeah, so this girl, this is Kim Zollsiac literally
from like 2008.
She hasn't been on the show in seven years
and this is like with her old face and old teeth and like cheap
synthetic wig that's the car and she's not even on the show the show is all
black women and the one photo that they show
is the white girl that's not even on it anymore yeah i thought it was weird
uh... so movie at this weekend that i really liked it i think you might like uh... very interesting kind of a funny I saw a movie this weekend that I really liked it. I think you might like
very interesting kind of a funny idea for a movie. Tell me. The unbearable weight of
talent or something. Nicholas Cage plays himself in it and he plays like what you believe Nicholas Cage to be this crazy actor and he can't get work anymore. Why for a day was kind of
funny? Where do you watch it?
I watch it.
I went to the movies in Michigan.
Oh, you went to a real movie theater.
What's a movie theater in Michigan?
What was it like?
What was it like sitting in a movie theater chair?
Well, first of all, it was one of these kick back leather chairs.
Oh, it was a fancy fancy button.
And it had heated seats, heated.
Press the button and we heat it up.
Oh, heats up your butt, hell crack.
Oh my god, it was so nice day. How many people in the movie theater quite a few there were twenty five after the film after the one o'clock
Yeah
No, did they have waitresses coming by and ordering?
Maybe they did I didn't I think they I think even when that that'll never come back
No, I don't need that even the fancy ones ones are like, that's just, we don't even have the stats.
Because let me tell you what happens.
If you go to, if you do the layback seat,
and which I did, I went full layback,
and I have my popcorn here.
Like, I don't, if I'm gonna be reaching for chicken wings,
it's a long length, you know what I mean?
Like, I'll, I remember that I did this show
with like Sam Rubin, like eight years ago,
and I'd be on it.
And the payment was he'd give us this gift card,
like for the four of us to go to a movie
at one of those fancy places.
And whatever you want, you could spend.
Yeah.
That's, you do not want to tell that to my family.
I mean cocktails, bottles of wine, apps, full-blown entre, dessert, kids having stuff, full-soda
and candy bars.
And you said, I want you to move me.
Oh my god.
The we were pressing the button for the waitress so fucking much.
And then the show ended, like he wasn't doing anymore, so I wasn't getting those
free, and then we were like,, God do we really want to spend
$300 to go see it right right?
And the way to just keep coming by like, hi, can I get you anything?
Oh, I loved it though.
Go check out this movie.
It's really kind of a funny idea.
He can't work and he gets an offer for some guy who's a fan to hire and become to his birthday party.
And he goes.
Let me see if there's any update on Black China hold on
before we end the show.
Oh, no.
Steve Bango says nothing yet.
Jury had more questions.
Oh, this is still added.
2.5 hours so far this morning.
I'm very curious what's going to happen
since it's such a long deliberation.
Three explanation marks.
Is this your, is this your lawyer's gun?
And this is your lawyer's gun?
And this is your lawyer's gun.
And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun.
And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is your lawyer's gun. And this is the Kardashians, then I guess the next trial will be she is suing Rob Kardashian alone
for the revenge porn.
Oh, well that's too much of a joke.
And which she posted in a fight, Instagram exchanges between Key and Black China.
But I mean, then they're going to wonder how much was she really hurt by that?
How long was it up?
What was the intention?
Yeah. I don't know who she is. She was she like what now?
She of the of the world. Never there was you mentioned her for Tokyo Tony is your mom
Of course don't get Tony's her mom. I would you know
She was tigers girl friend and baby mom and Tony no black China
baby mom and Tony no black China uh...
black china and amber rose
friends
and yes and they were like
the old existence and they they
hit it off
and then amber rose with conier west
okay
and they never had kids or anything
they break up
black china started stating tiger
tiger black china went to conyes and
kim's wedding okay
then
taiga
and gets with gets with kiley
still right no no when she turns eighteen and black china and their child
are out
all of the whole thing is like was jet black china pining pining to get back
got it and cuz she and kim were like friendly at a time.
Yeah.
Then they're dating and Kylie's being stepmom
to a little king is his name, Tyga's baby.
And then one day when Rob is living at Chloe's house,
Chloe's off doing some good American shooter, whatever.
Somehow she slid into his DMs
and then slid through the gates
and slid up through the window
and got in there with Rob.
And all of a sudden Chloe comes home and is like,
what?
Like you guys are dating.
She gets pregnant.
Wow.
They get a show, they fight, fight, fight, awful,
awful disaster.
Yeah.
He's like, okay, this is done.
And now China's like, because of your influence
telling Ena to keep my show going,
I lost my mac endorsements and this and that.
And I could have done club appearances and everything.
And the other thing that she said she's revealing so much
She's like I'm so broke. I haven't paid my taxes in years. Yeah, why are you saying that girl?
Yeah
And what's a doke o' Tony how's she doing?
She got kicked out she got kicked out of the court which can't be in there because she was threatening the Kardashians and stuff
on or champion there because she was threatening of the Kardashians and stuff uh... on uh...
on an instagram
and i mean she didn't this could try to be like they it was just a t-v show
that i can't so they get you can't so long time
well that's that's why i think that uh... i don't i mean i'm kind of wonder
like me so we shall see how long i listen i could have made more money if you
stuck around like that's
it yeah exactly and so i think that's why
in the end
i i predicted that
she won't win any money from them right but i'm
i don't think it's great that it's going on like day two and three
because being someone who knows about the law and stuff it's
but you never know there's not a guarantee but when it's really quick
it's well quick it's
well you know you don't know in a civil trial you just don't know
they might they're probably fighting with each other's probably half of
them are feeling
that in some way she was screwed over and the other half is like and it's
complicated like if you're not part of the industry
it's very hard to understand because it's not black and white it's not actually
worked at a
Factory that the Kardashians owned and then they they fired her from being an engineer at the factor Yeah, like it's a TV show and executives changed their minds and right and if there are this fall
Till couple could they not get the advertiser?
I mean there's a lot that I think to a normal jury
It might have been a little bit complicated to understand. So I think that's why they're asking so many questions.
Yeah.
But at the meantime, they all got to fly, they all get to where their outfits at the med gallery.
But what now is going back to the med gallery, med ball, whatever.
What is the theme?
What is the theme? What is this year's theme?
Can you look at the theme?
I heard it was gilded glamour.
Gilded glamour.
And the gilded age is like a show. It's HBO and it's supposed to be like almost
like the I think the night. What is the gilded age? It's supposed to be like 1920s. So it's
supposed to be 1920s, but gilded glamour I kind of think is just like you could sort of
just do American glamour, which so if Kim is wearing the all the malamon road
dress it's kind of like the 1880s so if she chooses to wear the malamon road dress it's kind of like
it's the top of American glamour yeah which I always thought that was so shitty because like my mom
told me that Kennedy was a cheater from a day I even was like this is best to be this was a cheater. From a day I even was like, this is best to be, this was a good president.
I was like, hmm, not really.
Cheater than this wife.
So, but I always thought that was so rude.
Lamar is an American history spinning from 1870 to 1890.
Okay.
1870, 1890.
I don't know that how she can justify her rail and outfit,
but we'll see.
But I think that, I always thought that was just so rude that like she's the one singing to,
to have you both there.
Yeah, when Jackie's sitting there
and they've been like screwing for a decade.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway.
Different times, just different times.
Different times, turn your head.
Yeah.
Chris, everyone go to friendjola.fond.
Friendjola, that's fun, yeah.
Listen to cover to cover and what?
I've been to stay earlier when I said, I'm gonna be playing a winery in Massachusetts. This, everyone go to friendjola.fun. Friendjola.fun, yeah. Listen to cover to cover and what?
I've been to stay earlier when I said,
I'm gonna be playing a winery in Massachusetts.
It's actually in Pennsylvania.
Okay.
It's in Pennsylvania.
It is the new hope winery in New Hope, Pennsylvania.
Then I go to the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, June 18th
for the city winery where you and I played.
Now I'm going back there.
Oh, and Philly.
So many Syracuse, Albany, Hartford, Connecticut.
This is all the summer or what?
Yeah, all this summer.
Okay.
Anchorage, Alaska this weekend, I'm in Alaska.
Anchorage, Alaska was still.
How long does it take to Alaska?
Five and a half hours.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I got a bunch of dates coming up
and I love having juicy scoopers come
because they're the only ones who come anymore.
They really do.
And droves, they come. I love it. I love it. It's so nice and that's good to see. Thank you all came to the bowling alley
Amazing, there were nice Chris you're still number one. Thank you. I hope I got one more invite to the
Yeah, you're still the one the water
I think you're singing the other one
I'm gonna try to ain't still the one I was singing another
You're making me one day, you're still the one.
Oh, I think we're singing the other song.
The one that I've been long.
You're singing a shy twain still the one.
I was singing another song.
Okay, let's end it.
Bye.