Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Kim K Reacts to P Diddy and Celebrity Impressionists Taylor Owen and James Neal

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

A new lawsuit against Diddy is being represented by Gloria Allred. Diddy’s four kids make a statement regarding the suspicion around their mom’s death? Was Diddy abused as a child? Kim Kardashian���s lawyer sends a cease and desist to a creator claiming she is involved. Then I welcome the hilarious and engaged comedy team, Taylor Owen and James Neal. Taylor and James share how they met, fell in love and began doing viral videos impersonating TV and reality stars. We get into some funny Vanderpump Rules’ improvisations, Anna Delvey and your typical romantic comedy leads. So funny! Enjoy!  You gotta check out the new softside Luggage from Away. Head on over to https://awaytravel.com and use code juicyscoop to save 15% on any Away suitcase. Offer ends 12/31/24 at 11:59PM ET. Head to https://JLOBeauty.com/JUICYSCOOP for 4 free masks and free shipping today Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/JUICY #honeylovepod Go to https://TheOuai.com and use promo code JUICY for 15% off any product. Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I have a great show for you, some updates, some new info, and then a great interview with two hilarious comedians. So let's get into it. First of all, of course, I want to remind you about my live shows. I'm getting real excited. I'm getting some cute fall outfits together going to the East Coast.

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as well as those February dates, February 14th, 15th, and 16th, which is New York City, D.C., and Red Bank, New Jersey. So get on it. You will not regret it. You will have a blast. I am loving the show. Okay, couple corrections from the previous show that I did. You know, I'm just like inundated with this P. Diddy stuff. And we talked about Justin Bieber. And I said there was, I said Bridget Nielsen, who is an actress from the 80s and 90s,

attacked him on stage. It was Jenny McCarthy. Here's the photo. He came up to get his award. She announced it and then she grabbed him to be funny, grabbed his ass, kissed him. And he's like, whoa, see, like I'm like violated. Again, like I said in the previous episode, it was low hanging fruit. It was trying to

be funny for some reason. A lot of people thought because he was a young, you know, teenage heartthrob that it was okay for adults to touch and grab him even at awards show. And I'm sure she regrets it and didn't mean anything by it but it was Jenny McCarthy not Bridget Nielsen and not pink many of you remembered it in your head as pink but it was her okay also the seven kids that he has I didn't realize he has two young twins with someone else but his kids have spoken P Diddy's children have spoken about all the discussion about their mother, the four that are the kids of Kim Porter. They put out a statement about their mother and the conversation about her dying of pneumonia

that people think it's suspicious and thinks maybe P. Diddy had something to do with it. Also the book that I talked about, I was correct. I'm glad I predicted that it wasn't real. They are saying it's not real. So somebody put that book out as Kim Porter's book, but there's no proof that she actually, those are actually her words. And they wrote, the kids wrote, Those are actually her words. And they wrote, the kids wrote, we have seen so many hurtful kids of P Diddy, the four. And this is coming from Quincy Christian, the two boys and Jesse and Dalila. They are Kim Porter's and Sean Combs kids. And it says, we have seen so many hurtful and false rumors circulating about our parents, Kim Porter and Sean Com Combs relationship as well as about our mom's tragic passing that we feel the need to speak out claims that our mom wrote a book are simply untrue. She did not and anyone claiming to have a manuscript anyone claiming to have a manuscript is misrepresenting

themselves additionally please understand that any so-called friend speaking on behalf of our mom or her family is not a friend, nor do they have her best interests at heart. Our lives were shattered when we lost our mother. She was our whole world and nothing has been the same since she passed. While it has been increasingly difficult to reconcile how she could have been taken from us. They cope every day and we are deeply saddened that the world has made a spectacle of what has been the most tragic event of our lives.

Our mother should be remembered for the beautiful, strong, kind and loving woman she was. Also the daughters who I think are 17, I just saw a report that they are looking for a place to rent in LA since the homes of P. Diddy have been taken over and raided. Also, he paid off those homes. And I was like, what is the point of paying off your $50 million house in Miami, knowing

that you might be arrested? What would be the point of that? And what I was told is that in Florida and Texas, there's a homestead law, which means that the home now is paid off. And so regardless of whether he goes to prison or in all these lawsuits, he can declare bankruptcy or they can take the money that he has, but they cannot take his house. The house is most likely in a trust and those kids will get to live there

or own it or whatever. But that was the reasoning behind paying off those large mortgages of those luxury homes before he was put behind bars. Now our girl Jaguar Wright, I mean, she is all over TikTok. I don't know how many interviews she did, but they just keep popping up in different people's feeds. Then they post it and then I see it.

And I mean, she's amazing. And there's even been some people that are like, kind of like, okay, I've seen how many more things is she going to drop on us? So she recently gave an opinion about the book of Kim Porter. And she said, wouldn't it be interesting if maybe Diddy had something with putting out that book? Because then it would be this, then whatever comes out after would be like, this is the truth. So she thinks the book that went out that does not make P Diddy look good, there's abuse allegations, physical abuse allegations and stories in there. He had someone

put that out. Now it's been debunked. It's not her words. And now a real book will come out, which will be told to us that those are her real words. And it might be a put P Diddy in a much better light and change the narrative of what we've been told in the last few weeks. So, kind of an interesting theory. She goes off on so many different people and tell so many things. And I was seeing her years prior. A lot of people are like, wow, Kanye, Cat Williams and Jaguar need to go on tour and just like have their own Bravo Khan, except to call it P Diddy Khan, I don't know, and tell their stories. Also, there was the lawsuit, to remind you, of the steward on the yacht who was suing Christian Combs,

and I think P. Diddy, both of them. To remind you of that story, this is coming from Bravo Boo. She reposted this lawyer who put it out originally. And, oh, she's not a lawyer. She reposted this lawyer who put it out originally. And oh, she's not a lawyer. Actually her TikTok game is I'm not a lawyer, but anyway, she explained it very well. And that lawsuit is the one that happened based on an incident that happened in 21 where this woman was working much like you'd see on a below deck, and P. Diddy was there,

and she claims in her lawsuit that different women and sex workers that she thought were sex workers were coming on and off the boat. They'd have some drinks that were provided by these guys and seemed like they were instantly intoxicated. So maybe there was something in the alcohol that was laced with something. Then Christian comes on P Diddy's son and he's very aggressive with her.

He's trying to get her to do shots and things. Finally, she like does a shot just to like appease him why he's supposedly going to do some music. She gets trapped in a makeshift studio room. I mean, she's groped at and humiliated and touched and everything. And according to her lawsuit, the captain got a huge tip, like we see on below deck, a huge tip to, in her opinion, stay silent about the antics that went on on this yacht. And so that's one of many. Also, Dawn Richards, she was one of

the girls in Danity Kane. That was P. Diddy's MTV show making of the band. He made a boy band, and then the next season he made a girl band, and that was the one with Aubrey O'Day. Once that fell apart and she was gone, Dawn Richards says in her lawsuit that she continued to work on like Dirty money. I don't know if that was a group or an album with P. Diddy and her lawsuit came out I think on September 12th this year and then Diddy was arrested on the 17th. Her the the stuff I've read on this and seen people explore it a little bit more, it's really awful.

It's, you know, again, horrible language, abuse, abuse of just working conditions, like she'd have to go so long without eating or sleeping. At one point, she was thrown in like a car with no doors to get out. And thank God she had her phone and it was cold. She didn't have her coat. There was no heat in this car. And then God, she had her phone. She called her father who drove from Baltimore to come to Manhattan and basically rescue her and have a conversation with P. Diddy of like, you're not going to mess with my daughter anymore. Absolutely. There's so many claims in this thing.

It's awful that she witnessed Cassie being abused several times, you know, saw the parties, saw people being taken advantage of. And even when, according to her, her dad came to rescue her, P. Diddy was like, you're ruining your daughter's career, like by you coming down here and all this stuff. And you know, this is very

similar to the whole stuff with R. Kelly and Harvey Weinstein. Again, you're getting in this situation, it's your career, and you feel like if I speak up, if I do anything, then all that I worked for, and all the horrible shit that I put up with, all the abuse, verbal abuse, and everything else, and all the horrible shit that I put up with, all the abuse, verbal abuse and everything else, is all for nothing. Because not only will I not be part of the P. Diddy record label and all that, I'll most likely be banned from doing it anywhere else.

So that is why wondering why are people coming forward now? Because they can, because he's behind bars and they can come forward with their story. And once Cassie came forward, then everybody else came forward. The same thing happened with me too, with Harvey Weinstein. It takes one person and then there is validity there because then all these people come forward. So people saying, oh, why did it take 23 years? Because maybe you did think about doing it and the people around you were like, oh my God, shut up. do not say a thing, you will be ruined, I don't wanna even talk to you again

if you say that. We've heard that before where people would cry to their agents and the agents would be like, no, like I'm not even gonna stand behind you on this because this is the biggest mogul in the business. And that's how these things go on and on and on. Latest lawsuit just came out today. Gloria Allred has a new client.

This girl, and I don't know a lot about it because it literally just dropped before I recorded. I think her name is pronounced Thalia Graves, and she is saying that she was violently raped by him in 2001. So again, this was a long time ago, but now she has the backing and you know, if she would have come forward, if she would have knocked on Gloria Allred's door, I'm just saying no offense to Gloria Allred or any attorney, if she would have knocked on that door in 2020 or I don't know that they would have taken on her case. They would have knocked on that door in 2020, or I don't know that they would have taken

on her case. They would have said, oh, it's 23 years. Oh, you were there. You knew them before. You were friendly with them. Now attorneys are like, okay, yeah, look at who we're dealing with. Clearly, your story goes with everybody else's. And if you have receipts that you were there on a timeline, people are going to most likely believe you. They're asking for jury trials and everything else. Nancy Grace has gotten into it. And a lot of people are, and she shared about Eminem's song.

Now, a lot of people are talking about this song that came out and what Eminem raps is, I'm like a, and then he spells R-A-P-E-R, okay? So that does not spell rapper. Got so many essays, meaning, you know, assaults. Wait, he didn't just spell the word rapper, and then he says it. He left out P did he P did he get it RIP rest in peace Biggie and Pac both of you all should be living now there's a lot of you know a lot of talk that Sean combs P diddy had a beef with Biggie and to pock RIP rest in peace Biggie and Pac both of you all should be living cuz he might put a hit on me like Keefe D get him. I don't know who Keefe D

is. Anyway again he was spilling it he was telling it and this is one of his newest songs since his latest album which was like a bit of a comeback. There was a big lull between him doing music. And he's spilling the beans too. So now everybody's talking. Also Daily Mail just put out this, a disturbing video of Diddy kissing his mother on the lips, just as resurfaced.

He's there with his mother, and he's talking about how great his mom is, how much fun they have together, and he's like, and she can get on all fours with her palms flat. People thought that was a weird sexual thing to say about your mom. It could be just that she is older but very fit because it is a challenge to touch your toes with your arms hands flat. I don't know.

Suge Knight, who is in prison, just did a prison interview with Chris Cuomo. And in that, he says that P. Diddy was abused as a child. And therefore, he became an abuser, along with a lot of other claims that I only am hearing bits and pieces so a lot more of the stuff that I know that's a little more inside will be on Friday's patreon I just want to get through the latest things then there's a photo of them in this video they did

together that was a kiss on the lips that did look a little strange for most mothers and sons at that age, in my opinion. Then Kim Kardashian's lawyer has issued a cease and desist to a user over claims tied to ditty tapes. X that they have information that Kim, they're not even saying allegedly. So I'm saying allegedly there is a person out there posting on social media saying that Kim would drug men and take information from them and all this other stuff that she was involved somehow. And so the cease and desist is to say, do not make any kind of claims that I'm involved

in anything nefarious with P. Diddy. And the person that got the cease and desist is like, no, you don't scare me, I'm coming out with more. So very interestingly, also lots of videos of P. Diddy on Ellen. He was on, oh my God, probably over a hundred times, certainly 20 times throughout the years. They're good friends. They say, I love you. All of this. And then in all of this, Ellen's big comeback stand-up came out yesterday on Netflix. Her stand-up special calling, it's called, instead of for your consideration, it's called For Your Approval.

And Kris Jenner was like, everybody watch this. And people in the comments were like, wow, what timing, what timing, but maybe that'll get people to watch it. I don't know. But clearly she would have all these people on her show, but they were all huge stars. And they all kept their mouth shut. All of them, whether they knew about it, didn't know about it, were like, la la la, I don't want to hear about it. I just go to the fun parties and have you on my show. I've never been to any back rooms. I've never seen your 785 dildos. I'm allergic to baby oil. Who knows? But these are the things that are like just being, it's

just absolutely overwhelming. And some people on the internet are like, I can't believe I'm watching the downfall of Hollywood. I don't know if that's true. Most people are not speaking about it at all, just because they were in a photo or friendly or, you know, good friends for many years. If they're not mentioned in the indictment or they don't know if they are, we are not hearing from anybody else. Nobody is like saying, hey, let's let justice see its course or I don't know anything about this, but I stand with the victims. I mean, everyone is just being silent like they never even heard a P. Diddy song before.

And then let's just remember the Queen. This popped up when Rose McGowan let us know how she really felt. This was an interview on Nightline during the Me Too. And she was being asked about her co-star, Alyssa Milano. And she's like, I don't like her. And the interviewer was like, why? And she's like, because she's a lie.

Do you think I don't know these people? Do you think I don't know who she's married to? A big agent, CAA, who created the Me Too movement? Why, for good PR? Hmm. And it is just, like, chilling the way she delivered that. You got to look up that interview. And I kind of want to see where she is today.

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And comedians. Hello and welcome Taylor Owen and her now fiance, James Mitchell Neal. Welcome to Juicy Scoop. Wow, thank you. What a welcome. Great introduction. Great introduction.

We're very happy to be here. I think the first thing I saw in my feed that came about was maybe like a year or two ago, and it was you guys doing Succession. Yes. But you had a couple other. So what you guys do is you would play all the parts, you would do the music behind, you would do the music behind,

you would shoot it really well, really good impressions and the tone of the show. But now in that one you had a couple other players. You had someone playing the dad. Yes, yes we did. So who were those other people? How did you find all those people? It was just one. His name's Michael Nearing. And funny enough, he is the person who introduced us back at Chapman University. He was our theater professor.

So you're Southern California people? Yeah, that's where we met. Well, I'm from Connecticut. I went to school at Chapman. That's where we met. And this theater professor, Michael, was like, I think you two maybe are more than just friends. And this theater professor, Michael, was like, I think you two, you know, maybe are more than just friends. And we're like, oh, that's interesting.

And so wait, you at first, you were just friends? Yeah. Oh yeah, we were just good friends. And then- You didn't think he was cute? Oh yeah, I saw him and I was like, oh, that's my husband. Like I'm gonna- Did you really? Yeah, I swear to God, I called my best friend.

She called her best friend, yeah. And then he walked out of the room, didn't recognize, like didn't notice me. I was shy, you know? I transferred in. I went to a school up in North Cal. Which one? Community college, it was Foothill.

And I transferred into Chapman, didn't know anybody. And she was just so great, so forward, and introduced herself to me. So forward, that's like the nice way of being. Well, I saw him in the morning, and then in the afternoon, I was like, I'm never gonna see him again, this is it, like it's over. Then we were both in play practice for Michael Nearing's play.

That's he like- I love that you call it play practice. Yeah, that's cute. It's such a theater thing. I don't know how you say that. Because that's what I always used to say too. And then people like would make fun of me like later on that we wouldn't call it rehearsal.

I mean, my sister and I always called it play practice. It was play practice. That's what we did. And he walked in and I was like, oh my god, there he is again. So I went up, and I was like, hey, you're new here. Why don't I take you for a drink? And he was like, I have a girlfriend. And I was like, oh, OK.

Which I did. It wasn't a cop out. You did have a girlfriend. I was seeing someone at the time. So I was doing the right thing. He was so respectful. It was disgusting. But yeah, she definitely caught my eye.

And we were just good friends for like a good year, year and a half until we started dating. Wait, and then how do you go from being good friends for a year, because a lot of people will say, oh, I'm in the friend zone. And you guys make fun of romantic comedies, which I want to get interested in. But it always seems that's a very common thing

for romantic comedy that you're just friends and then something happens or the girl starts dating somebody and then the guy suddenly realizes that's the girl for me. So what happened to make you go, or you go, I'm gonna finally lean over and shove my tongue down this person's throat. I think I was playing the long game, you know? So that was always my, you know, objective.

I was always like, we're gonna end up together. But I just had to let him wait to come to that realization. And then I got a little impatient, and I was like, buddy, you're passing this up. Mom is gonna move on. You said that? Yeah, for sure. Just one day.

Well, she went out to London for this theater tour. Same professor, Michael, he took her and a bunch of other students, and I heard that she was having her fun out there, and we weren't dating yet. We weren't exclusive. And, you know, I got a little jealous. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, yeah.

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That is kind of like a rom-com. True. Yeah, friends to fiancees. Yeah, friends to fiancees. How old are you guys now? 30. Now, when you hear people being like, oh my gosh, you didn't sew your wild oats enough, you met in college,

now you're engaged. I saw that engagement on your trip. Yes. And your ring is absolutely stunning. Thank you. It's a very unique ring. It's a good both real good sized diamond. One is a pair and one is a rectangle together.

And it's stunning. Just in case she didn't like one, she got two. Wow. What a line. And a lot of people who follow you guys, the comments were very funny because I think I might have even said anything about it, being incestual because you played the succession characters and did funny parodies.

You came off like brothers and sisters. I did not know you were romantic until I saw the engagement photo. Really? I almost didn't know if it was like real. Wow. You thought it was another bit. You never know online

Yeah, we still keep it going But even when people would start to recognize us someone went up to him They were like I love you and your sister and your dad you guys are so funny We're like that is that is so wrong, but thank you so much. Yeah, we love it and No, but you know, I remember seeing something like on whatever, like on a Today show or something, where this woman, it was a few years ago, and she's like, you know, there was this movement away from like finding your husband in college.

Like I remember when I first started at USC, this guy like jokingly said, are you here for your MRS degree? And I'm like, what is that? I was like, what is that? I'm like, no, I don't plan on finding my husband at 22. That's so funny. And in my day, yeah, people got pinned in the sororities.

And there were a couple weddings right out of school. Then I feel like the people that are like 40, it was really pushed to like, you were watching Sex and the City and you definitely want to show your wild oats and everything. So anyway, this woman came forward and she's like, let me tell you something girls Nail the ones down in college

That's the best pool of men that you'll ever find it's all in one place So if you do find one, that's good nail them down nail it down. Nail it down. I hear about dating now And I'm like, I thank God. I don't have to do it. Everyone just talks about how awful it down. Nail it down. Nail it down. I hear about dating now and I'm like, thank God I don't have to do it. Everyone just talks about how awful it is. Yeah. No thanks. That's what I'm saying. You're at this great place of just kids, everyone's are like fall in love, have your fun.

But you know, if you find one that's good, even if you go to London and have a little fun, you can always go back. And lock it down. So anyway, congratulations on all of that. Thank you. So now I wanna talk about how, so you guys finished school, you're both actors. How did you start to do these really, really clever,

impersonated sketches that you do? Thank you for saying that. Well, it was right after the pandemic, everything had shut down, and I felt like I was trying to crack the code for a while because I kept seeing these influencers get acting roles, and I was like, I'll just fucking burn my BFA, like what is happening?

So I was like, I have to kind of crack this TikTok code. You mean your Bachelor of Fine Arts? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, yeah. Coming off like a major theater kid this morning. Really? Really, yes. Okay, yeah. Coming off like a major theater kid this morning. Really what? Really off. So then I was trying like comedy things, some hit, you know,

but I was not being really fulfilled by it, not to sound like a theater kid. And then we were just binging Succession for the new season, right? Well, before we started that, she went, it was during the pandemic, she goes back home to Connecticut to be with her family. And she starts making like the TikToks with her mom

and like her little niece and some of them popped off, but she was really trying to crack the algorithm. And I loved it. She was like really putting in the work, getting some recognition. And then when she came back to LA, we started, that's when the idea came up to do a succession parody. Well yeah, we'd been binging it

because season two was coming out. We're like, let's rewatch season one, we love this show. And it was just in our brains, and I was like, oh, this would be so funny if it was the same stakes, because everything's so intense, but we're talking about like coffee or something like that. And he's so good at impressions,

so it was just kind of a no-brainer in that sense. Were you always like a kid who did impressions? When did you realize you could do them? I, when I was little, I would imitate teachers at school to my parents or my cousins, and then it became a party trick for them. They'd have their friends over, they'd be like, James, come in here, come in here, come in here.

Impersonate the- Your family still does this. Oh, they still do it. like I'm a, you know, a court jester, and I'll do it because I love the attention. And that's when I started doing it, and so throughout my life, I've just always been able to like, impersonate people, it's just some people have a quality about them,

and I can just pick it up. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And I'll annoy the shit out of her, because I'll just be in the apartment, you know? Talking like Jeremy fucking strong, you know, while I'm making my fucking breakfast. And she's like, would you shut the fuck up? And then it clicked for her, like, okay,

if you're going to do this, let's put it on the internet. Which is what we did. So the first one was the succession stuff. The first was the succession. We made it, it was the night of the premiere. Can you do a little of one of your your like a little scene. Oh sure of course Rome this is this is good exposure. Okay. Yeah, we talked about this. We need to get more online I'm fucking always online. I'll need to fucking be more online

Okay, yeah, you're being rude, right? In front of Heather. She doesn't fucking care. She doesn't even fucking know us. Great, great. I love it. Okay, and then I love I love this one. Okay, so this is when I was recently talking to someone actually the episode hasn't come out yet but I was talking to this guy about Producer Patrick. He's great if you wanna follow him about industry stuff. Anyway, we were talking about movies and things, and I'm like, I swear, I think the fact

that there's these comedians like you guys, I mean, I've always made fun of things on stage like a scene from like, I mean, I've always made fun of things on stage, like a scene from, you know, SVU or whatever, or, you know, where it's like, you're walking, I was always like, it's so weird when you're just like, somebody's roommate was just murdered, but they're like still making the coffee.

And you're like, so, I don't know, she had a lot of boyfriends. And I'm like, you walked in on a bloody body. Like you wouldn't be like, but because I'm like, because the director's like, we can't have everything just in the, in the detainment room. So like, let's have her be the barista and like that kind of thing.

And then I feel like we started to, then I used to joke about what I would call dry bar sham, dry bar movies, which are basically the romantic comedies from 2000s. Because if you're going to get your hair blown out, that's all they were playing. And it would literally drive me crazy of how cornball it is. And then I think when we also crack the code that like,

hey, wait, all these movies were written by men. Yeah. All about these women that are falling over themselves. And they're always working in advertising in New York. And they're just so in advertising in New York and they're just so straight-laced. And they're just like, you gotta have fun. Yes, all of that.

So I love that people like you and Delaney Rowe, who is amazing, and because she looks like a Demi Moore and she'll kind of make fun of these things. But I also feel like it's kind of making it that we cannot do these movies anymore. Like nobody can seriously put out these movies anymore. They suck, they're unrealistic, they're corny, they're so formulaic.

Yeah, very deconstructed. So I do think there's like gonna be a new era of people to create things that don't look like what they look like 30 years ago, more like 20 years ago. You know, I do think because this is like, we've like now said it, and now we've said it. Right, right.

It's funny with some of our tropes that we created like a whole storyline based off of the Southern couple who don't belong together. Right, this is this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we do like Jesse Lee Brown and Bailey Jones, and the first one we were just like, we just did the fight, and people were like, we actually want to watch this though.

We want to see more. So it's funny. It's really, it's actually really good. So it's like, here, you walk up, okay, I'm gonna have you guys do it. So this is basically, you would describe this as, what you wrote on the top of the video is, the scene where the couple who don't belong together meet for the first time. So this is like the notebook meets any other kind of like corny, sweet, romantic thing, period piece or just Southern.

You don't know if it's either or both. Yeah, exactly. One time we had a car in it, they're like, how is this a car? I thought this was in the, exactly. One time we had a car in it, they were like, how is this a car? I thought this was in the 20s. Yeah, people started getting confused and upset about like the continuity.

Why does he have a cell phone? This doesn't make sense. Like, it's TikTok, just go with it. Just go with it. Okay, so let's just go with any kind of improv with the couple that is not meant to be together, but you're meeting for the first time. Okay.

In the romantic comedy. Okay. Excuse me, Miss. Me? Yeah, I saw you from across the train tracks over there and I noticed you were holding a Bible. Well yeah, God is everything. Yeah, yeah, I like to read,

but I just had to stop and tell you, you have beautiful eyes. Well, I've never met a man who likes to read before. Maybe we're meant to be together. Potentially, you got yourself a boyfriend. I do, I have a preppy rich boyfriend, so actually we don't belong together. Well why don't you ditch him, come along with me, maybe we can run away together

and start a little romance story of our own. Well my daddy who's mayor wouldn't like that very much. It's so good. And the chemistry is just on the hook. Getting hot in here. And then it was like in this one where you were like, when you're like, I think I'm gonna marry you. I will marry you. I will marry you, Bailey Jones.

You're gonna marry me. You're gonna be my wife. It was meta too, because I was thinking about proposing to her. I was just like, oh, this is good. Yeah. This is real stuff. Jesse Lee made him propose.

Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. She's naughty. She'll be like, I kind of miss Jesse Lee. Okay. Who's Jesse? Wait, wait, this is a character. Jesse Lee's my character.

Oh, Jesse Lee Jones is your character. Jesse Lee Brown and then Bailey Jones. And I'll compare. Like if he's like, I'm not. Oh, he's Jesse Lee Jones. Yes, he's Jesse Lee Brown. She's like, man, I really, Jesse Lee Brown and then Bailey Jones. And I'll compare. Like if he's like, I'm not. Oh, he's Jesse Lee Jones. Yes, he's Jesse Lee Brown. She's like, man, I really miss Jesse Lee. Well, I'm like, if he doesn't do something,

I'm like, wow, Jesse Lee would do that. And he's like, are you really comparing me to this fictional character you wrote? I'm like, yeah. Okay, well being that you guys, I'm guessing that you're not waiting for your wedding night. So I'm guessing you're sexual, not gonna put it on you. Do you ever? I knew this was gonna come up. I mean, you're sexual. Not gonna put it on you. Do you ever?

I knew this was gonna come up. I mean, you're the one who brought it up. I knew it. I teased up for that. Yeah. Could you imagine? I mean, ask them if you're gonna ask. I mean, go on.

I mean, I do characters and stuff like that, but I always feel like that's like the one time you don't wanna be funny. Yeah, totally. You cannot be funny. Totally. And it's really hard sometimes to turn it off funny. Yeah, totally you cannot be funny. Totally. I mean, I it's really hard sometimes to like turn it off completely Right, right. I couldn't imagine James bringing like Kendall strong in the bedroom. Like I just well no

Yeah, you would turn me down. But who's Kendall strong Kendall Roy? Sorry If you brought like a succession character, like I could okay. Yeah, like that would be the type of That might be kind of hot. Well, you know, sometimes when we're, like, if I've given her, like, massaging her neck, I'll pretend like I'm the masseuse, you know? Mom, dad, cover your ears. You don't need to hear that. Okay, all right.

And then I'll just be like, this is, he's too much of a character. And then we start cracking up. It's just too funny. Right. We can't take it seriously. And then you can't do it. Everybody has a hair type,

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when they run into the perfect act. So once you guys started to do more than Succession, then did you just start watching what I call the dry bar movies and start thinking of funny things? Because this one reminded me of, oh what was the one with Owen Wilson? Meet the Parents.

Yeah, this is the scene. Yeah, and I recently just watched that with, oh that was one of the funny, it was so funny because like another thing, I have boys who are 21 and 18 and they love like step brothers and all that stuff and they're like, there's no, which is also really sad, there's no new funny movies for anybody their age to watch. That's so true.

We were just having a conversation at a party recently and some guy said that. He's like, I feel like you guys need to write a movie that's funny for teenage boys. Yes. You know, all those Judd Apatow movies were like perfect growing up for me and all my buddies. And it's so true.

And I really, I really think we got to get back to that. You know, and it's because they only want to do movies that are like a robot that turns into a car in Japan or something. They're like, well, this couldn't work. This thing won't work internationally and it's always international. I think, again, I think we're gonna move,

hopefully, away from that. We have all these different ways to watch. We have all these different creators. Sure, there could be the big studio movies, but I think more and more there's going to be these more, these movies that we want to see, you know? And so one of the movies that I did watch with the boys was Meet the Parents. And it was like the one time they like laughed all the way through, the phone was down. Yep.

And, and so there was a scene where, yeah, the old boyfriend is Owen Wilson and that was just Hilarious, but you guys did your own like you chronicrate your own movies which were and hilarious dialogue So in this scene you're with your current boyfriend, but you run into the ex boyfriend That's quite intimidating to the current boy. Yeah, and this one was actually Mike Feeney we worked with who's a great comedian. Shout out to Mike. And he was in LA and he actually pitched this idea to us in a very meet the parents way. So we collaborated, wrote this together and we all just wrote it together and it was so fun to-

And you did a few scenes, a few reels of this, didn't you? Not this one. Oh, okay. This is a newer one. This is hard hitting journalism, cause this one just came out. Okay, I think that you could do a lot more with this. Yeah, yeah.

And it was so great working with him, just having like a third person. You know, even going back to the succession thing, it's nice having like multiple people. A different energy, cause it's just us all the time. Otherwise you gotta put on different hats and be a different character. You know what you have to do,

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Why is your? Why am I looking at this disgusting body in front of me? You're the asshole from debate class. I love the debate class and the proposal like naked run in. That's great. And then finally, like the final scene that is you're debating about something, but then weirdly you're on the same side. Yes.

And then you're like, what? I love this produced by Heather McDonald. Like, yeah. I think of movie ideas all the time here. And I'm like, go run away. I'd like to see it. Go steal my idea. I just want to go see it.

I don't have time. You'd have to be in it. Oh, please. Let me be the mother then. Let me be the mother. I could totally be your mom. Amazing. I mean, I'd be honored. That's good casting, please. Let me be the mother then. I could totally be your mom. Amazing. I mean, I'd be honored.

That's good casting right there. OK, how about we do a let's just do it. Are we going to improv as mom and daughter? I have a really bad one. I have a really bad one. Let's do it. I don't know if this is going to be OK. Let's do it.

I'm. Are you pitching or going into it? I'm pitching and getting into something weird. Okay, good. Because this is a really weird one. It's getting weird on the Juicy Scoop. Let's do it. Okay, you're bringing home your boyfriend. You're bringing home your boyfriend.

And I'm kind of the fucked up mother. And I realize that I may have fucked your dad and you guys are brothers and sisters. Oh, that's great. I thought you were gonna say you fucked him. I was gonna say that, but then I said no to that. No, too much. To my head.

Yeah, okay. And. Okay. All right, I like it. And so I'm really hoping that this is just a platonic friend. Because I've kept this secret. I cheated on your dad with his dad. Oh, you guys are still together.

I'm still with your dad. Okay, got it. And then there was his dad was, you know, it was a bad time for us or whatever. Okay. Okay. I don't know how this- This is good. Well, let's see. Let's find out. I don't know how this is gonna work out. I'm compelled right now. We're gonna live in the dark here, baby. So then you go, I'm home. Okay, okay

So then I'm home, okay, I just think you're coming by yourself, okay, okay Okay, the dorm food is good well Well, glad, I'm paying a lot of money. I'm paying a lot of money. Do I not look okay? No, you look fine. Oh, thank you. Hi. Oh, this is Johnny. He's really special to me. I wanted to introduce him to you. Hi, Mrs. Jones.

Yeah, John, I've heard so much about you. So many great things. I can definitely see where Heather gets her good looks. Where are you? Mom, what's wrong? He's six four. That's what you told me to get. Oh yeah, I like that he's tall for you.

Oh good. Wait, tell me your last name again? Peterson. Peterson. But you're from Chicago, right? You're not from Sacramento, right? He's from Sacramento? Yeah, my dad's from Sacramento. Yeah.

Mom, why are you acting so weird? You're fucking blonde. And you're gay, right? I'm gay? No, no. We were together. Yeah. As chemistry partners. We have chemistry, mom.

Why are you acting so weird? No, I didn't. No reason at all. OK. We go on to the next scene, what? What happened? He doesn't know what to, in the end. I think you end up with his dad. My dad's gotta come over.

And we end up together. Pick us up or something. Oh yeah, the dad has to come over. In the end, your dad is an identical twin. Oh, I love it. And since the beginning of time, they used to trick and share women, and the women didn't know.

So it turns into a weird thing, but the good news is she only fucked the uncle twin. Oh, good. And therefore, we could end up together. You could end up together. Do you think that's weird? Do you think stepbrothers and then the parents marrying? Like, what if we met first

and then you met the dad? Like would you, you know what I mean? Right, well you know what? I just saw like an old movie, like this guy that I follow puts like old movies on and it was called like Innocence Lost. And it was about a mom and dad, second marriage get married and then their kids,

knowing they're stepkids, but they do fall in love. And the mom is like, what's the problem? They're not related. And the dad was like, this can't happen. And they're like living in the same house, like every day with like teenage hormones. And I'm like, that was like a movie in the 90s. Didn't that happen in the Brady's? Like, didn't, like they fell,

or was that the spoof movie of the Brady's? Oh yeah, the Brady Bunch. No, but I will tell you how weird of a kid I was. Please. So I was the youngest of five, could watch whatever TV I wanted. That's why I'm a comedian and complete inappropriate stuff.

Same, yeah. And I had older brothers and sisters and I remember my brother being like, okay, let me put you to sleep, whatever. And I was like, oh, tell me a story, tell me a story. And I basically asked him to do fan fiction of Brady Budd. Love it. And he goes, what do you want?

I go, I wanted that Marcia and Greg, our boyfriend girlfriend. And he starts and he's like, he's like 15, I swear to God. And I remember him that I'm staying there in my bed and he goes, so Jan sees Greg come out of Marcia's room and then I remember him going, no this is too much and he left. Wait, I think that's relatable.

I think that, I don't think that's weird. They were only staff. They had a vibe. I think at one point in their interviews and stuff they did say that they either dated or made out or something. In real life. As actors. Do you remember the Disney show My Life with Derek? interviews and stuff they did say that lay like they either dated or made out or something Show my life with Derek they were step siblings and that was like they were gonna fuck the whole time really No, you don't know I never saw. Oh my god. It was basically a Disney insa show

Amazing well do your parents like imagine your parents like each other's? Partners oh yes. Yes. Yeah, we've been together eight years Yeah, yeah, it's been it's been a long time. Yeah, a lot of quality time together Do you think if anything ever happened and you did break up? Do you think that your mom would continue to like him more than you I think? No, Kiki loves no one more than then Taylor here She's the best That's good But I think yeah, I think your mom and her his mom and his granny have always said like they always neg James

So when I'm home like before we were engaged his granny would be like you better I propose to her she's gonna like learn that she's too good for you and leave you and then now that we're engaged She's like you better hope someone better looking doesn't come along and sweep Taylor off her feet. I'm like, what do you guys think this is? My family would keep Taylor around if anything were to happen to us. They would rather have Taylor than me. No, that's not true.

Well, they just love you. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely true. Yeah. Yeah, no, for sure. No, we love each other's families. I have a great mother-in-law too. Oh, do you? Yeah, I'm really lucky. Yeah, you love her?

Yeah, I love really lucky, yeah. I love that. And then there were times where I'd be like, I just have to tell you, this is what happened with Peter, and she'd be like, what is he like that? You know what? And then one day I woke up and I was like, okay, wait a minute.

She raised him until he was 18. I've now had him for 23 years. Anything I don't like, that's my responsibility. And I'm also like, I don't think I want Drake or Brandon's spouse calling me and complaining. Like 30 years down the road. I don't wanna be 80. And being like, I don't know why he leaves his shoes like that.

I swear to God, I told him for 18 years, like I can't know why he leaves his shoes like that. I swear to God, I told him for 18 years. Like I can't. So I'm like, now I don't complain anymore. That's good, that's good. I probably do a little bit. Let's talk about Anna Delvey on what did you think when you found out that she was gonna get Dancing with the Stars?

Were you doing her, have you been doing her for a while? She's a fun one to do. I do her a little bit, but you been doing her for a while? She's a fun one to do. I do her a little bit, but you do her better than I do. She's so fun. She, we did her and Tinder Swindler together years ago. Years ago. And that was one of our like really viral videos. So you were the Tinder Swindler guy.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause both those shows were like popping off at the same time. And they're both scammers. Okay, remind us of the Tinder Swindind us of the tinder swindler guy Swindling women I know I remember that you swindle the women and he was foreign Yeah, but I don't remember like how he acted I don't even know how he acted remember this get like the I just I just know that he had like

What's he wants? I said baby I need I need I didn't know that he had like in the scatter. I was like, what's he wants? I said, baby, I need, I need, uh. 30,000. 30,000 dollars. I need 30,000 dollars for my trust. No, no, no, I need it. No, I need it.

Just take out the loan. You know what? Stop picking out with poor people. Maybe you wouldn't be so broke. I need it. Yeah, so that's it. It was something like that. It was like, absolutely.

I mean, Anna Delvey is such a bitch And I don't know if you saw my video But I predicted that they would be dazzle her you go break You call that you forecast that I go and I said that it would start the dance would start it would be like Delvey dancing to the cha-cha-. And then I said the camera would go on the brown character show, which I still don't understand why they always have to be brown.

Brown character show, then show the ankle, bracelet bedazzle, and go up the leg. And sure enough, all of a sudden, DMs are coming through. But I don't even watch Dancing with the Stars. Like how did you know? I just haven't watched it long enough.

I just know how unoriginal people are. And I knew that's why they hired her. So good. Did you see her last night? This? Did you see this? I saw this clip where they're like, what will you get out of this competition?

And she said? Nothing. Nothing. When she says nothing, is she being a bitch or does she mean, even if I win, I have to give them money in restitution? Because she said she paid all the restitution. She just meant. Oh, you said it was like factual.

No, but then I realized, no, it just means nothing, meaning like, she's just a bitch. Yeah, I think so. I think she didn't realize the time commitment that it was gonna be. And I think she was like, I'm tired. I don't want to do this. And like, she was like, I'm happy to go home.

Like, leave me alone, you know? Okay, I totally agree. And I've interviewed and talked to many former celebrities that do Dancing with the Stars. It seems. And they are like, some of them are super into it. It kind of is who you are. Yeah.

That's why the athletes do so well. Right. Because they're so competitive. And when people say like, I'm super competitive, I'm like not, I'm not. Like I always- You tap out. Yeah, like you can win. I would just be like, okay, like whatever. I'm like not I'm not like I

Okay, like whatever and Especially because I've heard that there's some there was a time and maybe I don't know if this is the same for Dancing with Stars The way it should work and I'm not sure if it does is that you you get a set amount But then each which you each week that you maintain your staying you would get more which more money Yeah, so there's a motivation to stay and then I don't put cash prize at the end but then each week that you maintain your staying, you would get more, which I think is what happens. So there's a motivation to stay. And then a cash prize at the end. But do you remember when Lisa Vanderpump fainted?

No. Okay, so, of course. Yeah, it's so much work. It's nine hours a day, your body's dying, you're not that great, and you're just like, holy shit, I do not, you know what it is? I feel like you have to go into training for it,

and they just throw these people in. I'll come out on stage and I'll do a little dance, and then for the first seven minutes, I'm out of breath. So I'm like, what is happening? And then I just did a karaoke thing when we were in Vegas, and we're all singing, and I'm like, I will never bag on Tom Sandoval or Luanne or anybody because singing three minute long songs

is fucking exhausting. Yeah, you gotta have cardio, man. So I mean, I think the dancing and all that stuff, like your body's banging afterwards. Yeah, I know, everyone's like so sick after that show. I'm like, what the fuck? Wait, what was the karaoke song that you did? Oh, well, okay, so my go-to for years, it's very easy one to do.

Okay, should we guess it? Guess. That'd be amazing if you got it right. Shania Twain? Close. That's a good one. Well, don't go chasing waterfalls. No, it's, let's give me something to talk about.

Cause it's real easy to do. That's great. But I came up with a new one over the weekend, which I was not good at. What was it? But Adele is leaving Vegas and I was in Vegas. Love that. So it was one of her songs that I love.

It's popular, but not as like the top top, but it's the Turning Tables. Do you know that song? Yeah, I used to. Turning Tables. Ooh, okay. I know, I don't even know the words. I had to read it. Keep going. I had to read it. But the other song, I don't have Turnin' table. Ooh, okay. Yes. I don't even know the words. Keep going.

I had to read it. But the other song, I don't have to read the words. Right. So you act like you just found it. You're like, oh! Oh, how about. Bonnie Raitt, something to talk about. And then you know every word.

Right. That's great. But yeah, so, but it's exhausting. And I also think all karaoke songs should be cut down to just be two minutes. Oh, that's a good call. I don't like going to karaoke. Because I just, people sing.

I mean, he's a singer. I love watching him sing. Watching people sing is kind of my nightmare. So this place in Vegas, it's private rooms. OK, I think that's kind of with your group. So there was four of us. However, if there's two of you, it's not fun. But at least if you're four.

So if there's four of you, you go in and you can order food, drinks, whatever. And it's a certain amount, like a hundred bucks for an hour. An hour, you're good. Everybody gets two songs in, let's go. Don't you feel more trapped though? Like then it's like more pressure to be like, you're doing so good.

Well we were like drunk and it was sucks. It's a party with four. I'm just a hater. Yeah just like then you're trying to yeah But but the girl working there says a lot of people are really disappointed why because they want the audience They think they're going to a karaoke bar with the audience everybody like listening also Vegas. They're like I'm gonna do it big Yeah, I'm gonna like oh and of course there's probably so many people that are pretty decent right right right Okay, so get back to Anna Delphi. Yes, yes.

OK, so you guys, you did a little funny one of just, you're the dance guy trying to motivate her for the next routine this week. Yes. OK, let's see it. OK. All right. Now what do you want, Ezra?

Anna, we are on the ropes? Twitter is not loving us. Well. Yeah, that's because of you nuts me. Oh, it's because of me that okay all right Well, I do think that maybe we should put in more rehearsal time this week I think maybe you should put in more efforts to your outfits because you look poor And I think that's why we're not getting to vote okay Well, this is my workout outfit because I'm ready to sweat, I'm ready to work. Okay, I do not have time for this. I do not have time for you.

We're gonna lose. Amazing. We're gonna lose. Amazing. Yeah, she is, yeah, I was like, I was like, oh God, whatever, but you know what? She's the only thing anyone's talking about. So I think it was a great choice.

I know, everyone's like why she cast. I don't care that it's dancing with the grifters. Bring them all on. Bring them all on. She was a good sport too. The first video we did. Oh yeah, yeah. She, what do they call it?

She duetted the video. And reacted to it. With her partner and they're like laughing. Oh that's great. She showed the ankle monitor. It was great. Yeah, she really is a good sport. So she has a good sense of humor about it.

Which she got a lot. Have you ever not heard from someone that wasn't pleased with an impression? Ooh, good question. I've seen Tom Sandoval out in the wild. Let me see, oh my God, that's what I wanna see. Okay, which version of Tom are we doing? I do a little of Joe too, but no, no, no. You can't, no, no, no.

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filming Vanderpump. They're on that like indefinite break. We know what's going on. And I'm meeting you. Okay. Even like how she always does it. Yeah, they're like crazy. I'm meeting you for a cup of tea and to,

I want you both to come back and I'm gonna propose something interesting. Okay, great. What would bring us back? Great, so Sandoval Joseph, okay. Can we get them a cup of tea? Yeah, I'll take tea. Can I get a Diet Coke, please?

Thank you. I'll take one of those too. Hi, Lisa. Hi. How's it going with the singing and the shirtless off at the Canyon Club? It's going great. You're so hot.

Thanks, Joe. Yeah, dude, it's just like, we still get people like booing and it's really frustrating, but I'm still gonna keep trying and I just kinda miss being on the show. You know, I don't know if this thing, anything's gonna work, but I have an idea to bring back the cast,

and obviously Joe, you know. You want me? You've got your weird little twerks and ticks, and I don't know what it is that you have, but clearly Tom Schwartz has moved on. He doesn't want you talking about him. He's got a new girlfriend who I like. So I'm thinking, you're,

you don't care who you boink, do you? Me, Lisa? I, yeah, I mean, fuck, dude. If it means getting back on the fucking show, then. Wait. I mean, she's not bad. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, would you fuck me? I don't know what to say.

She's like. I'd fuck anything, honestly, if it meant ratings. Okay. I mean, I see a chemistry. You like dogs, you like dogs. Yeah, yeah. I have dogs to give. Yeah.

And then you kind of do hair. I wasn't thrilled with short blonde hair. I would rather you not do it for Tom Sandoval. Oh, that's what he asked for, so. Yeah, you're not touching my fucking hair, dude. Yeah, no, I would never, I would rather you not do it for Tom Sandoval. That's what he asked for. Yeah, you're not touching my fucking hair, dude. Yeah, no, I would never, I would never. We could be robots together. The fucking robot bit, yeah, I guess I'm down.

Wait, your lease is so good. Yeah, that's a good one. Your lease is so good. That's amazing. Okay, that honestly could save the show. That's not a bad idea that honestly could save the show And we could continue doing that I love it, um if Sandoval got together with Joe Grifter I think Joe that she could be on dancing

Sheena oh Sheena's already I'm shocked. They didn't put her on this I think I think at a certain point she is gonna be like, you know what, I don't even wanna do it. Yeah, I think she's probably at that. Like she should be at that point. She should be like, something better is gonna pop along like in the reality world. Yeah, I totally agree. Do you think she pivots to the valley?

I mean, I think that right now, I think that she and Lala are probably doing scenes with them because they're close to Brittany and the other girls. It's like a soft launch. And they're probably just like, you know, getting paid like per scene or whatever, which is kind of a good thing.

Now listen, they'll want Vanderpump to come back because they have a quote and everything and they'll be able to make more money. But if it doesn't, obviously that would make a lot of sense. Yeah, not a bad pivot at all. Yeah, I totally agree. We love Vander you're fine. And there was an argument that happened with Lala.

I mean, she's since talked about it, but when she first told me it was not, it was for Lala's daughter's birthday, Ocean, and it was when Jax and Brittany were still together. Oh, fuck. And she's like, basically she was like, oh my God, like I don't even know what is going on. What fucking happened with Britney?

I'm like, what are you talking about? Cause they've always loved her, no one's ever said one thing about Britney. Yeah. Super sweet. And it seemed like maybe Jacks, they were just, but they accused, I mean, this is so, they accused Lala of stealing their babysitter. Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes. But when it happened, it was like, Lala was like, she's not even a full-time babysitter. And I'm like, and then of course I go, yeah, but you gotta see where they're coming from. They're like, you have another baby on the way. You're full-time work. You probably would like her to live it.

She's like, of course I'd want her to live it. I go, well, they, now they don't, she's like, of course I'd want her to live it. I go, well, they now they don't. She's got the person's going to go with a steady gig. Right. And she's like, first of all, she babysat for me first. And I'm like, why is this not on the show? Yeah, this is not really real. That's juicy. People have done that. People have always been like, oh, is that a thing?

People are territorial over there. I remember I was a babysitter. OK, I went to my the babysitter lady down the street. I worked all the time. I was like 12, babysitting all these kids. And so she's like, oh, when you come to Shadia's birthday party, OK, yeah. I go to the birthday party.

And she had bragged about me to everybody, because I would do Barbies and act out things, entertain her daughter. And so then she goes, yeah she's like, she goes, yeah, all these, she goes, I brag about you so much, all these other moms want you, and I go, great. And she goes, absolutely not. Yeah, yeah, territorial.

And I was like, oh my God. Did you feel amazing? Oh, kind of, but I was also like, I wanted the business, I was feeling a business. And I was like, yeah. So I'm like, from the beginning of time, it's like, you introduce someone to your person, but you're like, I want you to have like a more,

not if it's gonna take away from me. And the kids and all this other stuff, I just thought was so funny. So now with Brittany being single, I think that is great. And then it seems like, you know, Jax is in a better place and he's like, it's better that we're divorced

I think I think also watching the co-parenting stuff. Yeah. Oh, I saw this and I want to get your opinion on this So I like this girl very much. I've met her. She's the realtor one from the valley. She and the did you watch the valley? Yeah, okay, so the pretty brunette. She was a realtor with her husband and got divorced. Oh, and they have one little girl. Yes was a realtor with her husband and they got divorced. Oh. And they have one little girl. Yes. So she posted this and then other bloggers and stuff kind of picked it up as like, what the fuck is this?

And it's her in her car and it's a question that she put like, something like, or a question that someone asked or how is co-parenting going? So then she layered that on her video and and she's bawling. She's crying Oh shit, but also Okay, so you're having a hard moment you dropped off your kid you're missing her or whatever and you're like Take the fuck I have a problem with I don't Crying hold on I do not get it.

She's like, makeup looks good. Wait a second. Lighting's right. This is exactly what it is. It's an action. Exactly. Okay, now I'm done crying. Okay, and then like record the video. Wait a second. I gotta pick the music. I've got to put the thing on the thing. I'm hashtagged. Doris parenting hashtag the valley, hashtag trials and tribulations. That doesn't go, okay, four is enough, hashtag.

So good. Yeah. Like what is that? Back on the road. Back on the road. So I was just like, I totally, I don't, I believe that you were probably crying about that But I have actually said yeah this for a long time and I was like I'm gonna just see if

Crying gets me more views and it does know what did you cry? It was a fake it was I did a fake cry But I just was like because I think people are like especially if they follow you and they don't see you, like upset, so they're kind of like, oh my God, like did her dog die? Like what the fuck happened? You know, like, and, but then it's when, it's okay for crying and talking about it.

Like you're just like, you guys, I don't know, I'm like weird with my kid, my kid's not with me this weekend. And it's like, this is the stuff, like I've seen women do that. And I'm like, okay, that's, but it's just that, it was just the, like, have you seen that one? Influencers make fun of how they put the thing.

Yes. And they're like, one more day. Yes. Just keep going. And they do like the inspirational music. And then they go out and grab it. And you see that it's like, yeah, I think again, just like these crappy movies that you guys,

not crappy, but the formulaic movies. Formulay, yeah. That we movies that you guys, not crappy, but the formulaic movies that we cracked the code and pointed it out to how funny it is, I think that type of stuff is gonna go away too, because it's just too obvious. I'll say a positive about it is that, you know, Instagram, social media, it's a highlight real world showing the best things.

So I'll say the cool thing about it is like, oh, other people have Breakdowns like yeah, you know stuff like that. I just I don't I have many break. I cry I've never once been like, you know what I should do is like pull out I go to him Let's get the ring light. Yeah, let's get the ring lights You know, and it's lit, but I'm having a really great crying moment I mean just like you shouldn't show the video you shouldn't show your kid crying and writing a bit about it And then someone was like you know

I just don't think sometimes people think about it because this does live on the internet forever forever And you don't know how big of a star you'll be so like in ten years now the girls 13 right and She thinks everything's fine. It could affect her in a weird way, like, oh, my God, I remember going back and forth. You know? Like, I have a stepdaughter, and only recently did we talk about when she would come to our house.

And I never knew what she was going through before arriving there. Right. Like, emotionally and with... Right. And... No, that is so interesting. And. Like emotionally and like with. And it went on for like a year and I was like, oh my gosh, so like I wouldn't want her now to see, like if right now my stepdaughter looked up something on internet and I was

like, you know, and I was like, I just have to tell you how hard it is to be a stepmother. And it's like, you know, 2003. Totally. I don't know if you'll appreciate it. And it's like, you know, 2003. Totally. And she's seeing that. And like, Mackenzie's four, and she's coming over now. And it's just like, what? It was supposed to be our date night.

Like, I just don't know. It's so true. I could screw them up. It's like, could you have her coming to you? I just don't think anyone really, we're so wrapped up in this world of sharing everything. And we just don't think about it. I've certainly, like, you know, whatever, made a mistake.

You know? We did a video of making fun of gender reveals. You know how they set up the camera in the park or whatever. Well, it was more so making fun of the toxic men when they have a girl. Yes, that was it. It was how excited they get about the boy.

And then if it's like a third girl, they're like, he's gonna kill himself. They're like, what? Yeah, so we're making fun of those type of dudes that have that reaction. And people took it so literal. They did not understand that it was a joke. A lot of people saw it.

They didn't realize you were a comedian. They just came in their feed. It has like a million likes and people. The comments, the messages, like, I hope your daughter never sees this. Like, you're a terrible human being. And then I got a poem, like, well shit, what if we have a daughter?

I hope she doesn't see this video. I'll be like, mommy and daddy are funny and you should be proud. They'll get it. They'll get it. My kids have always gotten it. Were they out? Yeah, that's great.

But I did say, when I, by first standup special, I was like, I don't want you guys watching this till you're 16. Oh yeah. Because I'm talking about hot wheels cars and things like that. Right. And explaining stories and I'm like,

at 16 you'll get why it's funny. Right. But if you're seven, you might be like, why did you make fun of my hot wheels car? You know what I mean? They just don't, because their mind is not there. Which is why you shouldn't involve them in your, you know what your dad did?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Might need that child support payment. Like, you know, that's why you don't share that shit. Totally, yeah. It's a fine line, it's a fine line. Yeah. Okay, so I loved this. Let's talk about The Perfect Couple, which I saw.

Now, in general, what did you think of the movie, of this series, Perfect Couple, on Netflix with Nicole Kidman? I was kind of bored by it. Yes. Gotta be honest, we didn't finish it. Yeah. We didn't finish it. That's okay.

You can spoil the ending, we don't care. I was so excited to see it, because I was like, Nicole Kidman, the ocean, the vibes, like we are so in. And let's say all that, okay? Cause so, so it was, played a cool kid mid yeah I said before seeing this I said I felt like these movies now to get these big stars you know they they get the IP of the book the book was a hit yeah and you know they just

go okay I'm gonna we're gonna make this thing and they make it so convenient for these big stars like I don't know if know how many scenes they filmed alone with a stunt double with a wig on to get it, to knock it out, but I literally was like, I think probably Nicole Kidman filmed this in less than a week. Right. Interesting. And just like, here's five million dollars,

less than a week, go. Yep. Because every woman is gonna be like, oh my God, rich people by the beach? Yeah. You know? And so like, I'll watch it. Like, I end your head. I love it.

I'm cheating on a murder, like I'm all about it. Come on, it's like the White Lotus. But it wasn't like that. I know. It was like, it was like high camp almost. What was, like why, why? I think it was high, what I got is, I was hearing how awful it was, you know?

And it was like disappointing, and it was so corny and so unbelievable. And then I said, oh, you know what? It's not supposed to be believable. For whatever reason, they chose to do this corny tone. And almost like the movie Clue, or like you're not really thinking about the fact that this girl's life is gone.

Yeah, it was in basic reality. It wasn't really like a true crime. Like this girl had, well, she says I don't have a family, but she's a dead 30 year old, possibly pregnant woman, like this is awful. Like, you know, and everyone's just like, oh okay, I should have had the book launch. You know, so I think, I said once you just accept

that this is like a weird corny tone and it's not, it is not Big Little Lies, then you might have fun with like the outfits and the weirdness. Totally. It just didn't have enough weight to keep us really engaged, I think. Okay, so let's see when the agent present,

you played the agent, right? Yeah. Right. And when the agent presents to Nicole Kidman this possible movie opportunity. Okay. Hello. Hey, Nicole. It's your agent here. I know. Yeah.

Good to talk to you. I have a great opportunity for you, a film that I think you'd be perfect for. Am I rich in it? Yes, yes you are. Is it shot in a coastal town where I could wrap myself in a sweater and drink a glass of wine? Yeah, Nantucket. Wig?

Of course. I'm in. wine? Yeah, Nantucket. Wig? Of course. I'm in. Okay, yeah, no, all that stuff is true, but do you want to hear any more about the plot at all or? No. No character? Okay. Absolutely not.

All right, great, well, I'll get the paperwork sent over. Good to go. Ooh. And then the dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why does she, I figured also with the wig, I think the wig is a big.

What's with the wig? I think a wig is another thing to get them to do the show. Yeah. You're gonna wear a wig, your hair won't be damaged, and you're gonna save all that time. Well, she's gotten to the point now where she's like, she can make those to me. I want a wig, you know?

I don't wanna dye my hair. The wigs save a lot of time. Totally. Because they don't have to match the hair. The wigs save a lot of time. Totally. Because they don't have to match the hair to the other scene. It's matched. It's there. You don't have to blow dry it, do it all. That's saving you an hour and a half a day. Right. That's what it is.

Yeah. Yeah. And then you're also not putting heat on your hair or product in your hair. So you're saving the hair that you do have. It's also now I'll be disappointed if she doesn't wear wigs. I'm like, I need her in a wig. Yeah. And I mean, she wore a wig in the Big Little Lies too. That was a good one. Yeah.

I didn't even clock that one. I think wigs with bangs are better. Yeah, I agree. Because it always is just, but it was like so curly, and I'm like, it's the day of the wedding, and you're like wearing like a silk pantsuit at the beach. Right, right. Like wouldn't you be like in a robe or at least sweats

with like maybe make that wig be like this. Like you're about to get your makeup in. Like something. And that's when I realized I'm like, oh, they're not trying to make this realistic at all. That's a good point. Running around the kitchen with a cake. That's a good point.

The only thing to eat. Yeah. It was just, it was like, now let me ask you, have you guys ever, one of you had an idea wanting to do something and the other one has been like, I don't think it's funny, or you do it and you're like, I don't think it's up to par, let's not post. For sure.

For sure. What do you think of any? But have you ever argued about, like have you ever not been on the same page? Yeah. Yeah, but we tend, like, if we're kind of on two different sides of a video or an idea, if the other person is like super, like,

I believe in this. Passionate about it, yeah. Okay, then we'll resort to that. Whoever's more passionate, right? I don't think we've ever gotten to a part or a point where I or you are super passionate about not doing something. Right, right. But it definitely helps when we're both into it. Like when we, I got him to start watching Vanderpump

and he saw the scene with Tom and Ariana when he's like, you don't buy batteries and paper towels and- That was the first episode I ever saw of Vanderpump Rules. Wait, let's, for your dramatic monologue, close up the show. Yeah.

Well, I still might not talk to you more, but anyway. I need to see your Tom dramatic monologue talking about the last few years of his life, what matters to him, where he's going, who he is today. Love. Yeah. Thank you, Heather. You know, the last few years have been very rough for me,

and obviously Ariana, but for me, and I think I've grown a lot. I've gotten sober, which is great, and I recommend that for anyone who's struggling. That's not a joke. But I also recommend just like looking yourself in the mirror every day when you wake up and just and just being being like fuck yeah dude you fucking rock. You are the main character in this fucked up movie and it's okay to fuck up. It's okay to movie, and it's okay to fuck up. It's okay to fuck up,

and it's okay to be a fucking rock star, and that's what you are. You're a rock star. So the future looks bright, and catch me on Traders, season three. I really love that. That was amazing. Rolling.

I just have one question for you as Tom. Yeah, sorry, of course. Back in character. What was the hardest part about the backlash of everything that you've been through with the fans? The hardest thing was, you know, not being able to go to shorts and sandys and just have a fucking great time. Like we built this fucking place to just rock out and have fun and just people giving me

dirty looks at my own restaurant. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Yeah, it is. And like, what about your future? I mean, do you ever think you see yourself getting married or having any kids? I'd love to be a dad. I think I'd be a cool dad. But marriage, I don't know. I don't think I could, I don't think I could be married. I can marry, I can maybe marry Tom,

if he's into that, because he's, I think he's my soulmate, but that's kind of where I'm at. I love it. Thank you, Heather. I think that you are like really making it. That was amazing, that was really fun. That is a good one, because you kind of really like become and look like him. I love that you did Selling Sunset going to Trader Joe's.

Oh yes. Classic. Obviously the outfits are ridiculous. Ridiculous. But I love that you put, like, the music over it. And I'm most bothered by the use of gloves on any housewife. Totally. Especially in warm climate places.

What are we doing? I don't know when gloves in afternoon outfits... Right. ...had to make our way in reality shows. It's an evening thing. It makes no sense. I totally agree. Like to be at the, you know, be a manzo with like leather gloves up to black

leather gloves and it's literally like 80 or 100 degrees outside. And it's like, so what if you guys, oh, so tiny twins. I have a very exciting listing that I am going to have an open house for. I hope you guys all come. It's only 14 million. Oh, really? In the hills? That's great.

It's a really good value. It's a really good value. It's crazy. It's really good. Also, the fact that when they walk in, everyone's's like you look so good and not like what the fuck Are you wearing today? Like how is that? Not the response? I think the real like we just need to accept like because in the beginning they like Christine actually did have listings and like she was working right Christine Quinn was working with the tiny twins for like years prior to this happening

I'm dying. I know I can't honey. They must. I'm sure they love it. They were working on this for a really long time. They did like a pilot thing for like a year and a half before it got picked up. So like in the beginning, I think there was like real real estate happening. Now I think it's we just know it's about fashion. They find houses that want the film. They want the filming there. Who knows who has the listing, if it's even a real buyer. One of the things that killed me is that, I watched Million Dollar Listing 2, LA,

and there's this like English lady that's a female developer, and she was on the Netflix selling Sunset, dangling her listing to Krishel. And then at the same time airing on Bravo selling Sunset, dangling her listing to Krishel. And then at the same time airing on Bravo on Million Dollar Listing is the same woman and now Tracy Tudor has her listing. Insane.

Interesting. Do you think it's casting or do you think it's? No, I think she's an ultimate thirst bucket. Wow. She's like fuck building houses, how do I just get on TV? That's awesome. She's like never going to sell her house either. She's just like, what's the next show? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Buying Beverly. No, that's canceled. But yeah, yeah, that's hilarious. Yes, amazing. Oh, I thought this was great. That's us. There was one last thing. We look so good there.

You guys, this is Blake Lively, which by the way, what is this? She needs a stylist. OK, so good there. This is, you guys, this is Blake Lively, which by the way, what is this? She needs a stylist. Okay, so she just was out with, is Ryan Reynolds, that's his name, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I talked a lot about the Blake Lively backlash of the movie. Yeah, that was hot. And she was the director and all that stuff. Hot topic. And I saw really funny, I like that you guys do the PR company, Yes.

what they're gonna do for Blake Lively. Yeah. And that was a, that's a really funny, I like that you guys do the PR company, what they're gonna do for Blake Lively. And that's a really funny, like, original character type of thing too, of like, and what was your advice for Blake during all that turmoil of what she should do when she was being criticized as the director? Well, I think those characters give less advice and more just like, try to lessen the blow of like,

you know, everyone's talking about you, like you're the name on everybody's lips. And then like they kind of are like, well, the bad news is everybody hates you. And you know, like, but it's great. Everyone loves it because it's so Hollywood. It's like, I actually think PR wise, she kind of handled it right. Just one. I think the new thing to do is shut your face.

Well it's great, she's like, shut your face, don't type. But when you're in it, it's like, you gotta make a statement, you gotta make a statement. And I'm like, but do you? Yeah, you're gonna piss someone off somewhere. Yeah, like, but I don't know. No matter what you say.

Now it's like, I think you could get away with it at that level, but then there's people online where they'll fuck up and then on the social space, they'll not let it go unless they make a statement. So then it'll be like, I remember Alex Earle had something and everyone was pissed that she just ignored it. And then all of her comments weekly were like, you need to make a statement. And then she made a statement and then everyone got over it. Yeah. I think that was, that was kind of, I think, you know, in the end that worked out,

but that's also just because she's really popular and you know what, you're gonna lose people. I mean, with all these people involved in the P Diddy thing, everybody was, a lot of people were involved. Unless they're seriously in the videos, they're gonna be fine. They're gonna be fine that they were his friend

and they're gonna be fine by not saying a statement. Right, yeah. Because there's so many of them. Also, it's like the best case scenario. She's like, oh, I could just go away in my like million dollar houses and not talk to anybody. That sounds like a dream.

Yeah, and then just come back. She's a mom at the end of the day. I think so many times I just think people just go away. Go away. For like six months. Yeah. And nobody will remember. No, because everyone's on to the next thing.

They're on to the next thing with them like a week and a half It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah Okay, so oh, this was the indie couple. Yeah, who don't belong together when he stands up To her dirtbag. We shot this one in Vegas actually Okay, so you're You're not the dirt bag. He played both. Someone said, what is this, one of those Eddie Murphy movies?

And that was hilarious. Who do you want to be, the dirt bag or the nice boyfriend? I like the dirt bag. OK. OK, and you're the heroine of the movie, the relatable girl. Yeah, I'm just like the indie girl. Here, come a little closer to the mic.

Is it more for you to play with if I'm the indie wallflower? Yeah, yeah, that's nice. So it's two indie people. Okay, go. Yeah, what's the scene? The scene is, I'm gonna make up the scene. So it'll be pure improv for you guys, just really show off your chops. Queen. This is the indie story, and you guys are stuck

at a bus stop because of his fuck up. And you might miss this big opportunity where you're supposed to play acoustic guitar in Nashville. Great, great. Okay. And you're not even a country singer, but that's like the only, like, music industry is dead everywhere else but.

It's just hot now. Okay, go. Okay, that's it. I'm just gonna hitchhike. I'm just gonna do it. Wait, no, you can't, Dixie, please. You can't just leave. Glenn, I'm going to leave.

There's tons of opportunities out there. What do you want to stay here and be a wallflower all your life? Or do you want to get out there and experience people with missing teeth and just understand the world? I don't feel like I need to meet meth heads to experience the world. I feel like maybe if we just hung around here, there's open mics everywhere. You don't even play country music.

You're so wrong, Glenn. You're so wrong, Glenn. You're so wrong about everything. And I do play country music. It just comes from my heart. Okay. I'll go to Nashville with you. I don't want you to come to Nashville. What?

I need to go experience this on my own and not be tied down to a wallflower like you. Don't leave. That was beautiful. I almost got teary-eyed. Yeah, I got a little more emotional. I got a little teary-eyed. Yeah.

We got range. Yeah, yeah. There's range behind some of this. Yeah, there's so many things. I think you could also do, another thing I'd like you to work on, not today, is- Like the homework. I think you need, you another thing I'd like you to work on not today. I like the homework. I think you need to be the rich kid.

The Kennedy-esque rich kid of today. Hell yeah. And it's not your fault. Just life has come really easy. You're not a bad person. You're just used to private jets and stuff. I can't help my last name. I can't help that I'm a Kennedy.

Yeah, you cannot help it. And you are ripples. Just used to private jets and stuff. I can't help my last name. I can't help that I'm a Kennedy. Yeah, you cannot help it. And you are repulsed. Absolutely repulsed. And you work together. It's his family's company. Love. You're the hardworking girl.

Your dad worked in a steel mine. Of course. Is that even a thing? Steel mill? My dad worked there, so yeah. OK. Your dad worked in a steel mine. Of course. Is that even a thing? Steel mill? My dad worked there, so yeah. Okay, your dad worked in a steel mine. Your mom died when you were 12. Yes, it was sad.

And you had to work three jobs in college, and you knew his type at Columbia. You knew that fucking guy, and he never even looked at you. I love it. And now you are working, and it's like, you have this great idea to help people. People, yeah. And you're like, you know, and of course he doesn't get it, but then in the end.

We come together. We come together and like, you know, you're saving like entire communities. I love it. You're in the writer's room now. Okay, so I think I'd like you to work on that. I need you to see it pop up. It doesn't have to be that simple. It has to be something rich but have you something rich really rich

Rich and you really look poor You don't look poor but you could be Just that scruffy girl that's sure to pass as rich. Yeah,, sure, sure. You knew how to pass as rich for so long. I love it. Like an Anatolian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pass as rich, like, you know, oh, I knew what to say. I used to drop the lake house talking to people.

Of course. The only lake house I knew was the one that I had to clean after my mom died for $50 a day. It's so good, so good. Boy, my dad worked at the steel mill. Steel mill? You don't know what it's like so good. Boy, my dad worked at the steel mill. Steel mill? You don't know what it's like.

My poor dad, he still works at the steel mill. You don't know what it's like. You guys are awesome. We love you Heather, thank you. Let's talk about, is this coming up? This is coming up. This is. Tell everybody.

This is the New York Comedy Festival. We have a live sketch show, our first one. Just the two of you. The regular sketch show. Just the two of us. The regular sketch show, just the two of us. Yeah, it's kind of like a variety show. November 15th at the Caviot in New York City. It is sold out. It is sold out.

That is so awesome. Yeah, the regs sold it out in 24 hours, our people, so that was really cool. What do you, oh, you call them the regs? The regs, yeah, shout out regs. Oh, love it. They're like the regulars at a bar. Yeah, oh, I like it.

Yeah, the regs, thanks. Oh, that out regs. Oh, love it. They're like the regulars at a bar. Yeah, oh I like it. Yeah, it's cute. Thanks. Yeah. Oh, that's so great. Well, hopefully you'll do more after that. Absolutely. Yeah. But you live in LA.

We live in West Hollywood, yeah. Oh, okay, okay, cool. Yeah, so we need you to be our Lisa at some point. Absolutely. I mean, we'd be honored. Yeah, James was probably getting a little hot. That's his celebrity hall pass. Lisa Vanderpump. Okay, I love it.

Tell everybody again where to follow you guys. You each have your own. I only shared your Instagram, but what's your TikTok too? Same thing, Taylor Grayson, T-A-Y-L-O-R-G-R-A-Y-S-E-N and... Yeah, you can find me at James Mitchell Neal, N-E-A-L. Are you going to become the Neals or no? To be determined. Oh, okay. Oh, I don't know. We got a TBD now. James Mitchell Neal, N-E-A-L. Are you going to become the Neals or no? To be determined.

Oh, okay. Oh, I don't know, I don't know. We got a TBD now. Did you always keep your name? No. Oh really, you changed it? No, I just, I was already on like a TV show when I married my husband so I stayed.

Chelsea, right? Right. No, it was called Erisus Lounge and I just kept Heather McDonnelly, never carried a wrath. But then when I was pregnant with my first son, Drake, I did add Tobias to everything. Because I was just like, oh, what if I'm in a hospital or an ER or something and they're like, who's this kid?

It's not yours or whatever. I don't think that would matter today, but whatever. I did that. And so my fans know Tobias, because I'll talk about my kids, Tob'll buy us, and da da da. But I don't know, like, I mean, my dad was like, come on, McDonald is such a good name, you know? That's like your dad.

Yeah, so I was- Don't you want to be in Owen? What the fuck? Yeah, I know. So I don't think it really matters anymore. Yeah, anymore it doesn't matter. Yeah. Anyway, you guys, you're the best.

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