Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Love is Blind, Naked Britney & Kanye’s Fashions with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

Comedian Justin Martindale joins Heather in the Juicy Scoop studio today to gossip about hot topics. Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules revealed some new information about Randall in an Instagram comment.... Kim Kardashian is officially and legally single and Jen Shah wants her to be on her legal team. Kanye’s new fashion involves a straight jacket, but that is not even the worst of the current fashion trends. Lindsay Lohan is entering yet another era as she breaks into the Netflix Christmas realm. They take a deep dive into Love is Blind and imagine what it would be like trying to find love in the pods. Britney Spears is rolling around naked in the sand to celebrate Sam’s birthday. And Justin spills some exciting news. Listen! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com             Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Heather McDonald has got the juices scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go. Juicy scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales. Her real life, Mr. Sigma Cereal Data and Cereal System. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Woo-hoo, and a McDonald.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. So I have been following Pamela Anderson and she left, as you know, Pamela Anderson, playboy model, Baywatch, Babe, married to Tommy Lee. I've been talking about her because Hulu has done a series about she and Tommy and how their sex take was stolen in the 90s. And it's, I really like it. I'll be honest, I just was watching last night, the latest episode. I was having my son watch it, Drake, and like I showed him the real Pamela Anderson. He's like, yeah, the real, the girl is really pretty, but like I was like my son watch it Drake and like I showed him the real Pamela Anderson
Starting point is 00:01:05 He's like yeah the real the girl is really pretty plays or but like I was like saying how Really stunning Pamela Anderson was and you know anyway He liked the show and he started watching it like fifth episode in but I have been saying wow This is kind of getting no buzz. There's no one care about Pamela and Tommy Wow, this is kind of getting no buzz. There's no one care about Pamela and Tommy. Maybe only people like me that like really remembered it and were kind of obsessed with it. And there was a chance you might see them out. Like maybe that's what makes me so intrigued.
Starting point is 00:01:36 But in watching it, I was like last night's episode or the latest one was how she flashed back to how she was discovered on like a big game-tron thing to model. She just was out of game with her boyfriend and Vancouver and how she first got into Playboy and all of that. And so I was like, I would like to know more about her whole life. I'm really intrigued what happened after she broke up with Tommy, how she chose to raise the kids and all that. Well, she just posted this today and she wrote on a Netflix notepad, which, you know, it's not like a real estate notepad where, you know, you have a bunch of those laying around your house because the realtor knocked on your drink gave it to you. I feel like obviously this was a chosen notepad.
Starting point is 00:02:28 My life she writes, a thousand imperfections, a million misperceptions. Wicked while lost, what does that word say? Lost nothing? What does that word say? Nothing. To live up to, I can only surprise you, not a victim, but a survivor, alive to tell you the whole story
Starting point is 00:02:48 Tell you what does that say to tell to tell you? To tell I don't know my story my story maybe The real story and then like her lips. It's funny. I think what happened was exactly what I was thinking I think somebody was watching the family a lot at Tommy's show, which I don't think she had anything to do with. And was like, God, I really want to know the whole Pamela Anderson story. So I don't know if it's going to be a documentary,
Starting point is 00:03:14 a scripted show that she is part of, her telling her story. I would like to see it a full scripted story like this. I even think, heck, get the girl that's playing her now to play this. I'm excited about it because I am intrigued about her life. And she recently broke up with like her fourth husband or fifth husband. I mean she's had a lot of romance and marriages and I want to hear about it. So that's pretty juicy. And she has one of those Instagrams where it's only one post. She's only following two people.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I assume her two sons. And I mean, that'd be sad if it was just one son. But anyway, I think it's two. And she has 1.3 million followers and nothing else. She's cleared out her social media except for this one post. So there you go. Cheryl Burke, as you know, is to answer with the stars. Every day, for the last week and a half, I thought she was getting divorced. And every day I was
Starting point is 00:04:10 going through every time I was doing the show going through topics, I was like, I didn't even know she was married. And I don't know who Matthew Lawrence is. I don't know why they're getting divorced. So I haven't talked about it. I really don't care. Then there was another article I read that was like, was the reason they were getting divorced was about kids. And then I click on it, you have to click through it. I read the article and they're like, source to say it has nothing to do with kids that they didn't have. Like, what is that? And so then page six, desperate for news, because let me just tell you, it is hard to come up with some fun stuff when
Starting point is 00:04:46 the world is in crisis, okay? But they're desperate too. They're like dancing with the Stowe's Stowe's Pro, Cheryl Burke, visitor to California wedding venue to reflect on her divorce from hashtag Matthew Lawrence. And it's just a picture of her like, I'm like, there is just no story here. And I feel like she's not even trying for the story herself. She's like, I'm like, there is just no story here. And I feel like she's not even trying for the story herself. She's like, I'm getting divorced, whatever. Maybe she posts about it. So what? Literally, we're trying to make a story out of this divorce. I didn't even know she was married. They were married for three years. I don't know who's math through Lawrence. It's like the most non-story story I've ever seen about a celebrity
Starting point is 00:05:21 divorce. This is juicy though. So this just popped up. And a juicy scoop were sent it to me. And at first I thought it was a post that Lala Kent did. Then I realized, you know, Lala Kent, from Vanderpump Rules, who's been on the show, she commented under another woman's Instagram. The Instagram was One mom's battle. That woman had posted a photo of Lala Ken's former fiance Randall Emmett and
Starting point is 00:05:53 basically wrote a whole thing about the kind of person that this woman believes he is, okay? Well then Lala responded. So it's out there now. And she wrote, let's talk about it. This is Lala writing. I was alone during most of my pregnancy and for the first seven months of her life until the mask fell.
Starting point is 00:06:15 And I saw who he really was. He started a relationship with a 23-year-old in March of 2021, a year ago, is what Lala is writing. The month I gave birth, they traveled together when I was home with ocean, her daughter, and working on my brand. I thought he was working because that's what he said he was doing. After the picture's surface, she's talking about the pictures of him walking around with a couple girls in New Orleans in October.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Oh, sorry, in Nashville in October. After the picture's surfaced, I tried to leave the home to gain clarity and avoid a toxic environment for my daughter. But any time I did, he threatened to call the police if I didn't return ocean to the home. But if he felt we were good, and he was in control again, I was able to leave the house. I did what I had to do to leave the relationship with my baby. His new 23-year-old girlfriend was basically living in the home two days after I left. Sadly, this isn't the most shocking thing I learned. Women in cheating are just the tip of the iceberg. I was able to get out, but now my daughter is in the hands of a broken court system. Narks, short
Starting point is 00:07:30 for narcissists thrive when they are under a microscope. I am not blind to what is going on though. It makes me sick that my sweet daughter's face, a picture I took and sent a hint, by the way, is what pops up when he does his dirty work. Because I guess he uses Ocean's face, their daughter for his Instagram face for Instagram. Well, you know, law and our friends, so this information I have been aware of for a while. And so I, you know, want to make sure like, you put this out there, It's okay that I discuss.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I think the craziest part of all of it is just that he had this other girl from the whole time and she was not aware. But I guess if the story is true of how he's with these two other girls in Nashville, I guess he was cheating on this girl too. It's just really shocking, as you know, as friendly with both of them. And I was really shocked as well in seeing them act together. You just don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I mean, that's a whole thing. There's just certain things you just don't know about people. This is what she's saying. Of course, we don't know for sure. I'm just reading what's out there on Instagram. But, I mean, yeah, you know, that's the thing. And I think I said this to Lala, like, here you are the girl. Not only are you 20 years younger, not only do you make your own money and your famous
Starting point is 00:09:03 and you're elevating like his cred. Yes, when you met him, he was successful and does movies, something that you were not part of your part of TV. So it was a nice batch, but here you are, this young, sexy thing, and then you make your own money. You have all this going on. Yet, he now, if this is true, is with someone even younger than you, several years younger than you.
Starting point is 00:09:30 And it's interesting how that works, a guy that is always going for a girl of a certain age in their early 20s, because Lala, I think when she met him, she was close to that age as well and it reminds me going back to Pamela Anderson watch, you know Not saying with these it's a similar thing like the Hugh Hapner always having really young girlfriends from the time You know when he was 40 he was with a 20 something when he was 60 he was with the 20 something when he was 80 He was with the 20 something It's like that
Starting point is 00:10:05 is the age that they a guy like this is like comfortable with. It's kind of really insane. Oh, also if you're a A&E, the Playboy documentary, by the way, that is amazing and you really need to watch it and it's getting juicier and that one keeps going on. I think there's only a few and you really need to watch it and it's getting juicier and that one keeps going on. I think there's only a few episodes left, but really interesting. And you see, coincidentally, you see the panel in Anderson character from the Hulu show going to Playboy and then that later that night I watched the Playboy. But getting back to this, it just reminds me of that. And like, what is how that works sometimes with guys that are always pursuing girls that
Starting point is 00:10:48 are much, much younger? And why do they feel so comfortable with a girl that's, you know, not really matured or not really lived on her own? It's like the power of what they can offer that person. Anyway, there's a lot of deception here that she's having to deal with, and it's really unfortunate. I hope that it can all just get better, but I think more is going to probably be sharing more. As soon as she shares it in any way, then I will comment on it much more freely. Okay Okay, now more with Justin Martin Dale. Hello and welcome to
Starting point is 00:11:29 Juicy Scoop. I'm here with Justin Martin Dale. We have lots of discuss. I'm back. I'm Bruce free. We are ready to have some fun. I will say right at the top that you are joining me for my upcoming shows, the first being at break out for me. I had mentioned that your nemesis, Chris Franjola, was going to. Damn him. Be with me on the 25th of the 26th. Something happened. And he will still be there the 27th with you and Sarah and Spencer Pratt for the live juicy scoop. But on Friday the 25th of the 26th of the break improv, you and I are doing two shows a night of just stand up, juicies, you're telling whatever you want, how we want to say.
Starting point is 00:12:15 So come to that. And then on April 9th, we will return to the scene of the fall for two shows on Saturday, April 9th at the 10th, be in promise. We're going to be hydrated. Oh my God. I'm going to go the night before I'm going to a spa. I'm hydrating and I'm now going to have one cocktail the night before anything. I'm going to eat my face off. I'm going to find a sensible brown round browned pump like Brittany. So I'll be waiting in the wings. Yes. He will not go back to the green room. We're going to find he's going to stand there. No, it'll all be Brittany. So I'll be waiting in the wings. Yes, he will not go back to the green room and go on his phone.
Starting point is 00:12:46 He's going to stand there. No, it'll all be good. So thank you so much. It's going to be so fun. Great news. Really? Kim Kardashian is also free like Brittany. She is legally single after the judge granted her request amid divorce from Kanye West.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Have you seen the new girl that Kanye West is weird? It's so weird. I don't understand it. I feel like someone fed Kim Kardashian after midnight and all these little like- It is a little like- Gremlins. It's her, it's Kim, but it's like a little off.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Like the legs are like a little less defined. It's us, it's's like a little off. Like the legs are like a little less defined. It's us. It's her tethered. Yeah. It's a Jordan Peele movie come to life. This is the underline that has come to the surface. Like something's always a little wonky. Like they had the Julia Fox girl for a while,
Starting point is 00:13:38 that black swan area that happened. Now I'm seeing the new girl. Who is this girl that he's taking to Nobu? Do we care? She's slid into his DMs. She's 24 years old, she's like 44. She did, I do have a photo. I think she went to this dinner.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Where's this dinner? Oh, yeah, it's right. So Kanye and Tristan had dinner, and this looks to be, that looks to be her with them. So I would love to know what they talked about. Kanye and Tristan. Well, probably about cheating. I don't know. I don't know. So yes, so there you go with that. He also said there's this is what a
Starting point is 00:14:20 Kanye quote that I love. There's a thousand use and there's only one of me and then some put this together because there are thousands of of of kins now because people whether they're dating conier not have followed her style you know because she doesn't have she does have an iconic look like they follow their surgeries they follow and the make up the heavier brow the full fuller lip, like people like her style.
Starting point is 00:14:47 So there are a lot of people that look like also will agree. I think this quote is like the new live laugh love. Yes. This is like something that I want in a barnyard calligraphy in like a woman in Nebraska's kitchen. I just really want someone to say that like in a fight with someone tonight.
Starting point is 00:15:04 You know what, there's a thousands of yous! But there's only one of me. Yeah, you take that to Craig's Heather and the next time somebody has you to leave, you stand up thousands of yous and only one of me. It's kind of great. It's a good quote. It's a good quote. I like it.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Should we put that on a t-shirt? Yeah. It's a good quote. It's a good quote. I like it. But the, the, the, Should we put that on a t-shirt? Yeah. For sure. But would you, would you have to like pay him? No, we're treated like that. Just juicy scoop and kind of ye. And kind of ye.
Starting point is 00:15:38 And kind of ye. Speaking of Kim and her law career, I, I, I, I, I, I, I guess she did finally pass the baby bar or the infant bar. I don't know. Yeah anyway, but just a smart girl And this girl Jen Shaw is facing up to 30 years in prison for being stealing people's info kind of one of those Funding the elderly. Yeah, I don't know if it's part of that thing when you get those calls where you've already Returned your car like two years ago and they keep calling you about your warranty being up
Starting point is 00:16:09 Oh, yeah, I always ignore calls from Utah. Yeah, so anyway, it's part of that It's part of other things where people thought they were gonna get an online business than it was scam Anyway, she says she's innocent and she says she wants Kim Kardashian to says she's innocent and she says she wants Kim Kardashian to be on her legal team. I think she just loves being famous. And he's gonna ride this wave until it happens. Said Jen Shaw wants to hire Kim Kardashian to be part of her legal team.
Starting point is 00:16:36 So good luck with that. I really don't think that's good. But also these looks, can we just talk about the looks of this review that the dress is? Like what in the Joanne's fabric hell is happening? Like she, Jen Shaw and the dark purple, right? That, I mean, it's giving me like, Isma from the, from the Emperor's New Girl, by, yes.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Yeah. And then it's just weird, like, it was just, and then like even Whitney Rose, she has a one glove, like a one arm. The Emerald. Yeah. And a lot of feathers. I feel like a lot of glue gun. A lot of glue gun drag race season one.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah, we're used in this. Mini challenge. Yes. And then and then the way they did the set was very much. Remember that kids cartoon when we cartoon during when we were younger and Chris and I, Mr. Heat, my, her, her. The, like, the Rudolph, the Red Nose Rain deer. Yeah, they made it look like a snow-like.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Like ice castles, but it just looks like, and then in the middle they had like pretend ice fishing. It just, yeah. It was, but, you know, it's good. But one thing that's juicy about this is this girl Lisa Barlow is that odd just that's other woman Heather Gay. And Heather Gay said and we went to this other girl's trip to Cabo and we went on her yacht and it wasn't fake yachting like you've done where you just pose like you're on yachts. So then the Heather Barlow posted all these photos of all the times that she has been
Starting point is 00:18:07 a guest on a rich person's yacht. Good for her. Get those yacht receipts girl. I'll show you how many yachts I've been on. Yes, I'll show you which rich friend invited me. Okay, so then Kanye has some new fashions coming out. Great. Can't wait to not wear them.
Starting point is 00:18:27 He calls it stem wear coming soon. I don't know why he calls it stem wear. That's glasses. That's like, yeah, that's like wine glasses. But this looks like a girl that is in a psych ward. She hasn't had a chance to wash her hair in a really long time. Girl interrupted realness. And then it looks like a straight jacket But then in the middle is like
Starting point is 00:18:49 Something where I think you can like almost like you could press it and play music or so I don't know what that is. I think a little purple or you can put like a little iPod or something I don't know it looks like one of those life alerts You know where you're like help a fallen and I can't get up.. What if you do fall in your nursery jacket, you can't get up. Yeah. So actually, that's actually really smart. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Fashion, if you're going to fall, do it in style. Well, I mean, 570, 574,000 people liked it. Yeah. What I mean, I'm buying this. Um, ye fans. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I don't get it. It's literally like he can just have like a brown paper bag and people are like, this is it. Here's a style. Here's a style. Now here's where I can get on board. Here are some other amazing fashions. This juicy scooper Melissa sent this. And was why these horrendous, these are horrendous
Starting point is 00:19:48 and they just came up on my Facebook feed. So it's like little biker shorts, but then the top of it is cut out. So it's like a bikini and then you now, I'm obsessed with the fact that now tops just feature under tits. Under boob. This is like upper thigh, just at very top of your upper thigh is peaking through and like winking at you. And then the other one is like peach pants, which with a G string coming out the top,
Starting point is 00:20:15 which would happen to people, except it's all attached. It's all right. So it's also top of your ass cheek. It used to be bottom of your ass cheek. Now it's top of your ass cheek. It used to be bottom of your ass cheek. Now it's top of your ass cheek. What is gonna be the new part of a body that's gonna be like slightly knit. I got it. What is it? I was very excited. What Heather? Just the Fupa. Oh yeah. So the new thing will be like pants or whatever and then they'll just gonna cut out a little slit
Starting point is 00:20:47 right at the fupa. And it's gonna be like find your fupa, find your fun, be proud of your fupa. And whether it's a fat fupa or not that, it's just like, you know, it's just like the top of the vagina that people have just ignored, and now that's gonna be at your welcome. The Fanny Pack Slit or whatever, the Fupa Slit.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Fupa Pride. Yes. I'm here for it, but also I'm not mad at these. Like I feel like, I don't see the point of having cutouts on your upper thigh in a biker short. Don't get that. The one on the left is giving me like Venice Beach, put on some roller skates and like, you know, some headphones and I could, you know, get down with that.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I don't know if I saw this out. Is that a little part of your thigh? Because this girl, her thighs are touching. Uh-huh. So just the very top of your thigh is touching. So, you know, especially if you're rollerblading, you might get like a back, yeah, a little chafing. The one on the right, I mean,
Starting point is 00:21:49 girl, own that Applebee's fantasy, go for it. But it's like that used to always be like the embarrassing thing because like there was a time when like low rider jeans were really in. And then you saw the back track. And then you always saw the G string coming out, but it was always like, and it was sad because it was like your mom
Starting point is 00:22:05 And you're eating over like get your kids. It was like I you horror like why right now again? It's like bring it back. Let's bring it back to them. I I It's only $10 it's only $10. You know, that's the bottom line if you want to do it Release your inner hoe. I have body positivity. Do it. The world's on fire. I'm telling you, I'm going to tell you right now, GC scupers. Someone, I'm going to give you a task and I know it exists. Okay. And if it doesn't, Fashion Nova designers or GC scupers, show me the Fouca Slit naked naked Fupa cut out design, whether it's an address or a pant,
Starting point is 00:22:48 I know it exists and if it doesn't, fashion no, but should make it. And it has, did you say a nude look, like a nude top? No, it just has to be like a cut out. You know how like dresses have like cut outs on the side or so this is gonna be just a cut out, just featuring the Fupa. Fupa fashion. Fupa fashion.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Fupa fashion. Do you remember Fubu, like the Forus Bias? Now we have Fupu. Yeah. Fupa, Fupa. Yeah. And what does that stand for again? Forus Bias?
Starting point is 00:23:15 Oh, it's Fat Upper. Fat Upper Pussy area. Yeah. Can I say pussy? I don't know. We're gonna have to buzz it out. Just for YouTube, who cares? Okay. Have you heard that lindsey low-hand
Starting point is 00:23:27 is really got your shit together i do this day would come first you crane now this uh... first of all press health and said this uh... this is from deadline now she strikes a two-pitcher deal with netflix she is uh... engaged and she's thriving professionally according to press.
Starting point is 00:23:48 And so there you go. Did you see your Super Bowl commercial? No, what did you do in it? It was like everyone being like, Lindsay, what's Lindsay up to? And she's like working out. She's doing all this stuff. She's coming back.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I'm excited for Lindsay Lohan. Well, Lindsay Lohan, you just said you were about to tell. You have a Lindsay Lohan story and I have a couple So why don't you tell yours first? Well, I Was fat shamed by Lindsay Lohan This was I mean who wasn't this was when she was living at the Chateau Marmont like on a Dolphi and She living there for who no one she there for like years It was like right after like Heath ledger passed away
Starting point is 00:24:26 and she like moved into his old room and like wouldn't leave and they had like forced her out. They were like get out of here and that like she was racking up a bill and was like never paying it. And then it was right when she booked Liz and Dick. Remember when she was playing Elizabeth Taylor? So it was right around that same time.
Starting point is 00:24:44 So my friend, I know. With that on lifetime, oh my god, go ahead. I think it was actually. And so my friend was like, hey, it's my birthday. We're gonna have martinis at Chateau. And I'm like, yes, this is gonna be great. And we sat at this table and I'm looking over and I'm like, let's see, low in,
Starting point is 00:24:57 or sorry, low hand at the time. And she got up and was like walking behind us to go to the bathroom to pee. Yes. And she got up and was like walking behind us to go to the bathroom to pee. Yes. And she got stuck behind me and was like, can you just scoot up and I was like, I'm up all the way, I can. And she was like, but just like can just scoot up
Starting point is 00:25:20 a little more and I'm like, and I got up and like was pulled the chair back and she's like, thank you so much. And I was like, and I got up and like was pulled the chair back and she's like, thank you so much. And I was like, god damn. So then she's done, comes back, does the same thing and I'm like, can you just walk around, why are you putting me through this hell in front of my face?
Starting point is 00:25:35 So you interpreted that as being fat-shamed. By Lindsay Lohan. Before fat-shaming was the thing. Okay. I invented fat-shaming. I was like, cancel Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I felt like a victim. I sat Tom Armont.
Starting point is 00:25:53 My Lizzie Lohan's stories are... She came to... She guest hosted Chelsea lately, total delight. Oh, yes, she did, I first. And I was always worried because I did an impression of her sister. We made fun of their their their like weird show they had where there was like a grandma living low in. Yeah, there was a little red head Cody. Allie. I was Allie and and then I saw Allie at I was at a Cum Cardations went into Chris Humphreys and I was pretty buzzed
Starting point is 00:26:26 and I was like, Ali, oh my God, you know, I didn't impress you if you were interested and what you did was so cruel and she was the first and only person sent that's ever like right to my face said, like I hate the fact that you do an impression of me. Girl, you'd be lucky, you should be lucky someone does an impression of you.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I know and I was like, well, you're a public figure and should be lucky. Someone does an impression of you. I know. And I was like, well, you're a public figure, and you did a reality show, and that's what our job is. But I'm sorry I hurt you. And I go, but you're tall and thin and gorgeous. So I'm a model. Was it a model? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:53 So then she was modeling. Where did she do now? Works at Staples or something, right? No, I don't know. She was always visiting Lindsay and going on fancy dinners with rich people and do buy and grease. And everything when Lindsay had her like, low hand beach club play. Hard.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Welcome to Mika knows that. So then I stayed with Jill Zarin in the Hamptons one weekend and Lindsey and Ali were staying there too. And I had a conversation with Lindsey like in the kitchen. And that's when she was like doing a play and engaged to some father of two. Then they broke up. I mean, she's lived like so many different lives. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Then she developed her accent where she was rescuing the children who had parents and then and now she's back. Yeah. She's cheated death 400 times. Like this one, she has lived the longest life. How old is she? Can you just look her up? Like her soul? Let's guess how old she is.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Wait, let's guess how old she is. She's up. I'm gonna guess she's 34. I'm gonna say she's 36. Are you guys locking it in? I'm locking it in. You said 34? I said 36.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Oh no! We got it. We just put the reprise. But her soul is timeless I mean my god the life I think her mom is in prison right now. Is she? I don't know share the new Y. Maybe she got out. Oh I'm tired of room is starting. I'm sick of being followed and then Michael was... Michael was crazy and then they were fighting about her. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I am ready for a Lindsay Lowe in new era. I think this is the new era of like Hallmark, like movie movies, but cooler, because you could say it's on Netflix. Yeah, I wonder if she's grown up. She doesn't give a shit about the spotlight anymore and like paparazzi and all that. I mean, I really hope she doesn't,
Starting point is 00:28:44 because she was addicted to like the paparazzi and like going out every night to the clubs and stumbling out for a month. Like that night that she and Paris. Paris and Brittany all went out without underwear. Yeah. And they were all like like they could have fired across. Right. And they would all get out of it.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Like I took a class. Did she go on? Called Robert Powers, John Robert Powers, modeling school, which was just of course they took anyone and then acted like your daughter could be a model. Some of my mom's like, right, I signed up. Allie Lohan. And nobody wanted me. But anyway, they did teach me how to get out of a car.
Starting point is 00:29:20 So the way you get out of a car is you're sitting in the front seat. Was this before after the Lindsay and Brady? Way before this is why I know they never went to John our powers, okay? So you take your legs out, then you get up. What a lot of people do and will guys do or whatever, people that are not wearing underwear, and it's the early 2000ss is they'd go like this.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Oh yeah. Those girls are just getting out of a cracker barrel rocking chair just like, yeah, come on now. Let's go and get it. You like, oh, and that's what everybody got to see their vagina is. Yeah. That was a whole thing. That was a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:30:00 All right. Um, inventing Anna everyone is still talking about it. I'm so obsessed with it, you don't even know. No, so poor. Oh, I love it. Like, why would... Like, I'm so exhausted by this whole experience. Why is your shirt not...
Starting point is 00:30:16 Fendi? Oh, why are the money? God, just give me a minute to breathe. I'm suffocating here. I don't have time for this! That... You boys. Heather, you have no idea. Once ADF is happening, it's going to be the most exclusive club and all of Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Nobody's ever going to talk about Selma House anymore. We don't care about Nobu or Fire Festival with your little Y. No. Anyway, this is her Instagram. She has 763,000 followers. That's it? How embarrassing for her. But I think she's still waiting on ice.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Sure. I think she's still in custody. But yeah, I reported on how she was revealing recently, you know, was revealing recently that the girl who she took to Morocco and stuck with the $70,000 bill. Rachel. Yes, she's still like, you know, she's, she wanted to write a book with me and I turned her down so she'd to write her own book.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Like, I don't, you know, she still wants to be my friend. She's still obsessed with me. I love it though. I love, I did not know that like, I mean, Shondaland just gets it. At first, the first episode was like, this is too weird. No, the first episode I was bored out of my mind, but I kept better.
Starting point is 00:31:33 And then I was just like, oh my god, this is everything. Like, I'm upset. Like, there's just so good. In awful person, so I think. Is she? Yes. We love to hate Anatelvi. She's definitely like, she was never that cute and she's not
Starting point is 00:31:56 getting any cuter. Like I'm just saying. I know, but I just, I think that's the world I want. I want the Shondaland version. I think I want to live in a Shondaland world. We got Bridgerton. God, which is coming out this month. And then, you know anodil V like an anodil V world trips to Morocco are Where did I read this there is like this like It's almost like she went to finishing school, but she taught herself like there used to be an actual thing called finishing school Yeah, where you wouldn't on your head. Yeah, where you wouldn't sell, they touch out and get out of a car. Not properly. Mine was just a summer course I took with my sister
Starting point is 00:32:30 in Warner Center in Woodland Hills, but there were like real finishing schools that if your daughter wasn't going to go to college, it was like the shortcut. Like as you go to, basically, back then, you'd send your daughter to college to like go find a rich man. So they would actually send me the, and it would like teach you kind of how to marry
Starting point is 00:32:50 up, how to behave, how to know how to be around rich people. They would literally teach you like labels and teacups and what's, because it's like, if you're not around it, like, I never talked about about Air May or like we weren't labeling people. So it's like I knew what a nice piece of fish was and like I knew I'd get out of a car, but I didn't know like, oh, the latest line of Gucci or whatever. Yeah. I hosted a fashion show and like called it Hermes. She's got a Hermes bag. And like, this is what I did with the fashion and Morgan Stewart was like, who are you?
Starting point is 00:33:30 Oh, that was really recent. No, it was not. It was like three or four years ago. I know, but you weren't like 14. I don't know women's bags. I don't know, but you know how I'm learning etiquette? Yes. Watching the Gilded age on HBO Max.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Oh, talk about that. What's that show about? Oh my God. Is it good? It's so good. Okay. It's American the crown. No, no, no, wait, I take it back.
Starting point is 00:33:56 It's American. Oh, I have heard about this. So what, down to Naby. Okay, so in the 1890s, right. Christine Baranskis and it, it's two houses, it's old money versus new money.
Starting point is 00:34:07 In New York City. In New York City, it's gorgeous. It's so fun, it's sassy, like Nathan Lanes and it's all about the asters and the Rockefellers and the, and it's just so good. And the costumes and the setting and like, the poor people live down, not the poor people, but the servants kind of in that down to Abby Stowler. That's calling what they are, they're poor.
Starting point is 00:34:29 They are poor trash. They need to take care of me. If you're going to work at ADF, you need the good resume. I do need to clean. But like they talk about like the American way of play settings, the British way of play settings, money statue calling on people. And who does Miranda play? British way of play settings, money statue, calling on people. And who does Miranda play?
Starting point is 00:34:46 Miranda plays A-A-D-A, who is Christine Baransky's spinster sister. Yeah, which is Miranda's great, great, great, great, grandmother. I don't know, just made that up, that would be funny. Because you said they're sort of similar. They're very well Yeah, I actually like Cynthia Nixon in this role
Starting point is 00:35:08 Do you think we're gonna get you see I didn't get fingered in an old-style kitchen? I know but why not let her have a lesbian love because she was a lesbian She just wouldn't get married. I was such things as lesbians the 1890s. It was salacious and scandalous Yes, I it's so good there are people in it that was very hard to be uh... but it's so good watch it gilded age hb o max your welcome pay let's get into uh... love is blind second season
Starting point is 00:35:37 i have completed it good their uh... i think on friday or the whatever the four years there's going to be like a re re a ketchup. Okay, so For if you have not watched they Pick these people and the guys and the girls are each on one side and they kind of date through these pods where they don't see each other But they get to like each other. I'll be honest. I kind of Skimmed that part a little bit until they became couples and got engaged I kind of skimmed that part a little bit until they became couples and got engaged. But if you and I were to do it.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah. Okay, but you're straight. Can you be straight in this? How dare you. Okay. I could totally come across this straight. All right. Okay, let's go.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Ready? Is this Justin? Yeah, what's up? Hi, it's Heather. Cool, so what are you into? You know what it is, I'm into just people telling me that I'm always so funny. And people I just like to be funny and I also got to interrupt for one second. Since you don't know what I look like, I'm gonna try to get out that I might be hot.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Okay. So I like to, you know, I've always just been such a beach girl. I love to just run on the beach. Love the beach. Love the sun. Can I pick you up on my shoulders? Yeah, I love that about you. That you could spin me around.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I'm a little bit, I don't know, Not about you, that you could spin me around. I'm a little bit, I don't know because we're not supposed to feel what we look like. I'm a little bit, not a short person. Yeah. That's great, I love like long legs and... Okay, I have boobs. Well, I feel it's like such a connection because I have really long legs.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Yeah, that's great. I mean, you're definitely like the most real person I've talked to in this pod. I feel like such a connection with you too. Yeah. And I mean, yeah, and it's like I'm all about family. Yeah, we have a good time together and we work out together, we really healthy,
Starting point is 00:37:47 we like to drink and do crunches. Good, good, yeah, yeah. I feel that, I mean, I'm into like avocado toast. Oh my God, that is, this is crazy. Yeah, stop it. Yeah, no, I'm serious. How do you make your avocado toast? I mean, like, how do you, I mean,
Starting point is 00:38:05 how do you not make avocado toast? I make it like, you know, you spread it on toast and you add chili flakes for like kick. It's it, wait, oh my God. Yeah. Wow. And I like dude stuff, you know, like what other dudes do. That like, you know, with girls.
Starting point is 00:38:21 I'm sorry that I'm like getting emotional right now. Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. I just feel like it's all vulnerable with me. And it's like, I have, I'm like getting emotional right now. Yeah it's fine it's fine. I just feel like it's all vulnerable with me and it's like I have, I'm just gonna be really honest. I just want to hug the wall. I just want to tell you that I have, I was in a really abusive relationship before this one. Oh you can talk to me. And I was not allowed to put chili flakes on my avocado. It was like a real controlling narcissist. And he would like gaslight me and be like, you don't like chili flakes. And for so long, I just convinced myself that I didn't.
Starting point is 00:38:55 And I just feel like it's the universe putting us together. I think you like chili flakes on your avocado and I like chili flakes on my avocado. Heather, you can't see me right now, but I'm getting down on one knee. Oh, we got Justin. I know we've just met, but we have a connection, avocado toast and beach stuff.
Starting point is 00:39:22 And I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This is my dead grandmother's ring. I brought it. I don't know your ring size, but hopefully it'll fit on your thumb. Will you make me the happiest man alive in this pod right now? Will you marry me? Justin, this is such an hard decision because I have felt such connection with you. But there is someone else in the pod and we connected over making morning shakes. And it just feels like a little bit of a stronger connection because I do have a shake every morning and avocado toast is like a weekend thing. I just want to make the right decision
Starting point is 00:40:06 because I really think this experiment can work and I just want a partner and to be married. And now we play the shitty music. Okay. When your heart is broken on the floor in a thousand pieces. That was a scene. Scene. Because now I get to go back. And think about your second-check-and-toy. And your second choice.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Yeah. Which was- The worst music on Love Is Blind. I think they need a, they need a Love Is Blind soundtrack. Because none of this music was clear. They have no real music. It's just the worst music of all, I don't know what it is. It's, if you listen to the music and love is blind, when your heart gets rooked in a thousand directions,
Starting point is 00:40:52 it's like, what? Natalie and Shane. Okay, this is what I need to talk about Natalie and Shane. Go in, I've watched the whole thing. Natalie and Shane, Natalie is this pretty girl. She, her, she's her parents are from China. She's got long-buck black hair and seems like she has her shit together.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Yeah. Then there's Guy Shane. He has this real estate license. Gary Bucy's tethered. Like the weirdest guy. And here's the thing. So they, so they connect and they see each other and she's like, he's hot.
Starting point is 00:41:25 And he's like, I love you. And as I'm watching this, I'm like, oh my God, this is the thing. This guy was a dork and didn't have a lot of friends and was really kind of weird and off up until about like four years ago. About four years ago, he started working out, got some confidence,
Starting point is 00:41:45 could go to a bar and like get laid, but the real dorky weirdo is still inside of him. Yeah, it's a straight meal comic. That's exactly what it is. And so he's like excited to have her, but he's insecure and what happened with her. And of course, this is all editing editing so when there is surprises of who makes it to the island who actually ties the knot they edit it to to surprise the audience probably cut out a lot of things that you know would have made us go so people were like what I'm shocked so I don't want to read it for people if the case is to watch it but with them I just could feel like even the little bit they showed us that she was starting to like see that this isn't this hot cute California
Starting point is 00:42:31 blonde babe that she like can't believe he was into her type of a thing. Yeah. She's realizing no this was a dork that bought some skinny jeans. Yep. And and just like his face, just like. Yeah. He has no of her lip. It's like, it's like this.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And he's jittery and he's sweaty. And I'm like, is he on Adderall? Or does he need Adderall? There's a lot like, when they get married, he's like, I'm like, is he on? Yeah, I guess. Like, what is going on? what is going and he's like oh no and he's just getting drunk at his own wedding I got Danielle or Danielle Natalie get out of here I think Natalie's the best her mother was just like what am I crazy girl I just stick
Starting point is 00:43:19 to your job I mean this is a thing then this was a huge hint for season. So I think the people that went in, unfortunately, second season of a reality show, 99% of the reason they're there is to have a career in an entertainment. And the rest is, and hey, if I meet someone or even make a friend, fine, but I mean, their intention was not, they kept saying I want to find someone I'm ready to find someone. It was not. It was like, I mean their intention was not they kept saying I wanna find someone I'm ready to find someone, it was not, it was like, I mean, and is that? Well, that was what it sounded like, especially with, I don't wanna jump ahead,
Starting point is 00:43:52 but especially with like, shake and deep tea where it was like, instead of like, oh, I wanna find love, it was just like, I've gotta find someone. Like, that was the thing, it was like, you don't know what marriage is, like, it was just like, it was like a contest to them. They're like, I've gotta find someone, I have to find somebody, if I don't know what marriage is. It was just like, it was like a contest to them. They're like, I've got to find someone. I have to find somebody.
Starting point is 00:44:07 If I don't, I'm not going to be on the show. They're going to kick me to the curb. Like those six people that we never heard from again. Right. And the else is, I think there was, I read an article that there was a whole other couple that they just did not feature the guy with the silver hair. Who I thought was kind of hot. The one that was like 27, but gray hair. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he made it with something. I think so. I kind of was like God none of these people matched up. None of them. But a couple of them did. But they just didn't show up. They were nice. Interesting. Yeah. The producer kept saying we just didn't have the band with.
Starting point is 00:44:38 We didn't have the band with the fall their story or whatever. Okay, this guy, Sal, with his ukulele, that guy absolutely is... Okay. Oh. ...wants to be... No, just, I think, really wants to be a singer. Yeah, he was definitely... I thought he was so sweet. I think he's from El Paso, Texas, so I'm like, yeah, you're repping Texas. I love that. But yeah, he's giving me Benjamin Brat, like, Encanto vibes like and I love the ukulele I thought he was so sweet his family was adorable and I love that he but then there was always something little off yeah something off
Starting point is 00:45:14 there's something a little off he would look off and just kind of stare and be like I love Mallory right she's the me. Listen, I am going to jump ahead. Oh. So I'm just letting you guys know I am going to do some spoilers because I want to tell you where these people are today. Okay. Because you did the research. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Iana and Jarrett. Sure. She was a cute little black girl. Yeah. This one. He was his black guy. He was the second pick. She was his second pick. He picked Mallory first, but he seemed super inter the whole time and they got married, but they haven't liked any of each other's
Starting point is 00:45:52 recent insta posts. Not a good sign. Not a good sign. Okay, Mallory and Sal, Sal was the one trying to get a ukulele record deal and Mallory was a kind of looked sort of like a J-Lo without money, but you're pretty cute. Anyway, they did not get married But instead agreed to go on a date. They follow each other on insta but don't like each other Don't like each other's recent picks. Okay. Can I just say I was very mad. I loved Mallory. I thought Mallory was cool. She was going through her own stuff. She was figuring stuff out.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I loved her hair and I was more mad that they straightened her hair from her wedding. I was enraged. I was like, who is straightening her hair? Like give her like a nice curly updo and like. And also that is a tip for all brides. It's like do your hair. The best to suffer looked but don't you've never worn it.
Starting point is 00:46:50 If you've never done a tight bun, don't wear a tight bun for your wedding day. It looks so great. So it's always curly. Don't let them blow it out. She knew it wasn't going to be her wedding day. She did. Okay. Natalie and Shane, we talked about they didn't get married and he was furious with her because Natalie said they weren't ready. Also because apparently like he was addicted to her the night before. Yeah he said I hate you the night before they're wedding. And he goes do not follow eat they don't follow each other in insta but
Starting point is 00:47:18 Shane does follow Shayna and Shayna was a girl that he connected with in the pods but didn't pick her and shana i think shana real i she didn't like her match and then i think the producers were like go say something but then as time moves on shana's now famous and she's like i don't want weird shane but i like to think about his shane is the realtor on Adderall and he or supposedly or appears to be like who the hell I mean He's gonna get so many Wasted calls of people acting like they want to look for a place just to like seek him in action Mm-hmm, and then they're not gonna be serious buyers. Oh, no. I bet he's I bet he's a head-on cameo. Yeah, I'm sure he's just like Okay, so then deep re and shake shake yeah shake and deep and shake and deeps had such an ego because he's pretty decent looking
Starting point is 00:48:16 and he was a vet and they've only dated white people before yes it's the first he's always got laid and he said I just want a girl that can put on my shoulders, meaning like I need you to be tiny. But then when he sees her, he's like, oh my God, he was grabbing her ass and everything. But then right away, he's like, I'm not attracted. So they never bones, right? They never bone.
Starting point is 00:48:36 And yeah. But they slept in the same bed and they kissed and all that stuff. But he kept calling her like, oh, she reminds me of my aunt. This is what I want to know, is, do they get paid? Yes. They do. I have to get paid.
Starting point is 00:48:51 I don't know that they get paid. What are they spending money on? Everything's given to them. I know, that's what I'm saying. You don't get, like, the people, I don't believe like the castmates of the bachelor, they don't get the bachelor girls and the bachelor guys do not get paid. I think if you make it to like the castmates of the bachelor they don't get the bachelor girls the natural guys do not get paid i think if you make it to
Starting point is 00:49:07 like the top couples a little if anything so they were putting like affordable housing they get to the they get to the affordable house so some of them yeah they some of them lived actually in chicago it no i guess they all are in chicago but I guess they still kind of had to go to work or they still could do a little bit of work, but they definitely had to take like,
Starting point is 00:49:29 the first two weeks they had to be off because one week was in the pod, one week was in Kent Coon, then they have three weeks of living in home in Chicago but also during the pandemic. But also during the pandemic. During the pandemic. So then it probably worked out perfectly
Starting point is 00:49:41 because they probably couldn't go to their jobs anyway. Yeah, but I mean, shake and deep tea, I have to say I'm team deep tea the whole way. Of course, yeah. She looks stunning in her outfit. Her family was wonderful. And how embarrassing, we constantly hear that he was like not attracted to you.
Starting point is 00:49:56 And he's just a good, yeah, I know. She also was like, I lost 70 pounds or something like that. So she had this like huge weight loss. Wait, did she lose 70, too? She said something in like, in like the pods where she was like, I recently lost like, I thought that was Nick and Danielle lost 70. She did as well.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Danielle, yeah, but we'll get it. Let's get into, but I thought deep to you when she was like, you know what? I'm marrying myself today. I was like, get it girl. And when she left, and that's when he showed his true self where he was like, well, let's all just get drunk and party i'm like that yep yep yep that's who you are that's who you are i think it was really good the way the producers
Starting point is 00:50:33 would do it because i think what they did was each time the people got up to the um i was teaching before yeah oh she did lose a lot of weight. Okay. So I think when they got up to the to the altar, then the preacher whatever would say, you chose to get engaged, sight unseen, and you know, how do you, and then the whoever was going to be the dumper, who was could say, then they would let them go first. Because some of the couples, the girl spoke first, and some of the couples, the guy spoke first. So I noticed that.
Starting point is 00:51:09 So like the producers obviously knew, okay, 100% I'm not getting married. And then they would tell the preacher, okay, make sure you ask the guy first how he feels because he's gonna say a bunch of stuff and at the end he's gonna be like, I'm out. Mm. Yeah. Mm. Yeah. And I I I loved this show. I mean, Kyle and Shayna, I knew they were doomed from the get go. But also Kyle. Yeah. Kyle was such an idiot for not knowing. Like, you could
Starting point is 00:51:40 could you not read her body language? Like, he was just like, all right, well, she left you in Mexico. You don't go back and be like, I think so. We still on for lunch. Again, I think he knew it was over with, but the producers were like, go back. You want to, you know, this way you have more airtime. People are going to see you. Like, it wasn't humiliating for him because basically,
Starting point is 00:52:02 she said, like, I believe in Christ and you don't. So it wasn't anything like, oh, I'm not attracted to your face, your body or what you do for a living. It was like solely something that he was kind of proud of and it was his belief. So it's like, he had the most like, like least embarrassing dumb. Yeah, we didn't see Kyle's family at all.
Starting point is 00:52:21 We didn't meet Kyle's family. I was here for Shayna's mom, like just judging the whole time, but also rumor has it that Kyle and Deepty are dating now. I heard that. I don't know if that's true or not. Oh yes. Oh yeah, well there's Steve, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:36 And then, but also how crazy was Natalie. Oh, and then Natalie revealed that someone asked her in the pods before that said she got an engagement too and passed on it because she liked Shane better. Oh, I didn't mean that. I'm at Danielle and who's the other guy Nick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Oh, those two. But Danielle's mom Wendy. Oh, Danielle and Nick are still together and married. They are? Yes. I guess crazy, it's crazy. And no one sweats from their pants like that. I think he peed on the altar.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Just saying. Yeah, I was, it's very bizarre. But you know what, I'm like, hey, people wanna get married, you know, that's it. And I think when they, I think they were. The happiest of waiting for me. And then obviously they never told their parents what they were doing.
Starting point is 00:53:29 That's part of their deals to surprise them. Huh? You know, just like when Colton coming out, Colton, I think when he got his Netflix show, they were like, tell your parents, you're just on another show about like dating. And then you're gonna talk about it and then you're gonna, then they're gonna realize what the show's really about.
Starting point is 00:53:46 So the bum of me. Yeah. Colton. Yeah. All right. Speaking of single people, Melinda Gates is telling Gail King that billionaire husband Bill Gates broke her trust as she opens it about their huge divorce.
Starting point is 00:54:01 So she's doing this big, sit down, so it hasn't happened yet, right? No. She's doing this big sit down. So it hasn't happened yet, right? No. She's doing a big sit down interview with Gail King. I'm pretty excited to see. They have three kids. You know, they've been married forever. You know, she shocked the world when she and Bill announced that they were ending their 27 year marriage. And they finalized their $130 billion divorce settlement. God, I hope she's okay. I know.
Starting point is 00:54:28 So what happened? Why did they separate? Do we know? Oh, he acted inappropriately toward female employees. Okay. Wait, was that why? This is in the wake of the separation. Several accusations were made
Starting point is 00:54:40 that Bill had acted inappropriately toward female employees. It also claimed that Microsoft founder persuaded repeated extramarital affairs and he confessed to engaging in a fair with the female staff member in 2000. Oh, in 2000, and then this was the story that also had the weird thing where one, like same time next year, he used to go to his old girlfriend's house near the lake or something. Yeah. The first few years of their marriage. Yeah, you know who else do this, Prince Charles, you know?
Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah. It's like you're, you're, I mean, and also your Bill Gates, you're not like Jason Momoa, you're not, it's like you're, you're just some nerd. Some rich nerd, you know, let him, who cares? You get $130 billion, let, you know, let him. Who cares? You get $130 billion, you know, I'm not saying like your husband cheat, but. Like a lot of people, whether you've got
Starting point is 00:55:31 billions or not, the kids got older. Yeah. And they just like came to an agreement and like let us just like do our thing who really cares. I don't know, but. When the kids are out of the house, I love when they make a big deal about like how much they give to charity of me Okay, you know who else does that the women and the golden age. Oh, I love charity go for it. You have to watch it
Starting point is 00:55:54 Okay, let's talk about Britney Spears and this just be like my phone background She is in the French Polynesian which is in the French Polynesian on vacation. For her friends birthday. Going full, full nudes, and then she posts them with little diamonds on her nipples and vagina and butt crack. And one of the things that she was doing, she was holding her and she was like squeezing them,
Starting point is 00:56:19 like beeping them, like little horns. Mala gram. Yeah, yeah. Going around and people are like comments like come on girl why are you giving it all away why are you showing it all and then her next post was like all right folks showing my body French Polynesia as a rebel and a free woman I will do big letters because I think that means it's important and I don't want to be left out showing things of importance.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Let's talk makeup. Okay, I've always been a frugal buyer. If it's absolutely amazing, I will spend money on it. But the way I was raised, I've always been very conscious, and have what I spend, and I just realized today, Tuesday, March 1st, the only makeup I used to wear was Chanel. I really like this big letter thing. Oh my God! Anyway last night I bought my makeup and I'm excited because the pick above me is I'm wearing only
Starting point is 00:57:16 Chanel makeup. Anyways I'm sure there are a lot of other brands that can do the trick but I remember this one made me feel absolutely beautiful to the makeup artist who gave it to me thank you well this photo is like fifteen years ago so i know it's longer it's more than that that's that's like that that's like at the vma's that's that that's like two thousand one to maybe like two thousand four this is definitely s yet this is like like Billboard Music Awards or something like that. But like, she's there for her fiance's birthday's March 4th this week. So I'm like, what do I mean?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Shit. Well, the makeup brand, the makeup has not been great for a long time. So I don't know. Oh my God. She looks like a wet raccoon. Yeah. Yeah. Like if you're looking for a smoky eye,
Starting point is 00:58:06 it's like, it's like she got her makeup done by Julia Fox. I'm sorry, Kanye West. And then he just wet his hands and just smeared it. I don't mean, I've talked a lot about it. So I guess just rolling around naked. Do it. Just go do it. And she did it to wicked game by Chris Isaac, which is like one of the music videos that like a
Starting point is 00:58:26 Woke my sexual peak as a kid right? Oh We're rolling around the sand. Yeah, and I hear wicked game. Yeah, I got married Yeah, Helen and Chris is sitting Chris Isaac. No, I don't think so but like Oh, and but I'm saying get naked do it, but also I think is she she just got a $15 million book deal Does she need to tag Chanel or is she asking makeup brands to like send her stuff? Well, then she posted this. Oh God, what's the, I thought this was a fourth grader.
Starting point is 00:58:53 And it was, it's, it looks to be an assignment that she had, maybe in the fourth grade. Maybe now. Maybe younger or maybe now. And it's like, who is your hero? And she writes, dad, why do you consider this person to be your hero? He is brave. Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
Starting point is 00:59:12 And then she wrote, Mom. So she takes this piece of school work that she kept with her all these years, brings it to the French Polynesian, takes a photo of it, I assume. And posts it and then writes, oops, let's see. This is the day I realized my mom should have scared. What? I realized my mom should have scared my dad in life, or possibly just attempted to care. PSS, I've learned to be like her.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I don't know. That way your sweet daddy's never scared, right Ma? Pssss. When moms play their daughters LOL, five red roses. Geez, my whole life. If you look up, you can see a child wrote this. Only a child knows. Pssss. And what the child said is the way it should be. This is my favorite horror film. Like this is, it's scary. It's very like whatever happened to baby Jane. I don't even, I'm like, I don't even get it. I don't get it. This, her book should just be a book of riddles.
Starting point is 01:00:21 That's all that is going to be. It's going to be a book of riddles. It should be is going to be a book of riddles it should be like a little game uh-huh because literally I I feel like I'm figuring this out so she's trying to say that her dad was scared of her mom and that's a good thing and the child but that also she was scared of the mom or she's saying um dad should be scared of you I don't know is that a good thing I don't know but again I'm thinking of whatever lyrics to one of her songs. You say, I'm crazy, I've got your crazy. That's what it is. So I'm just, I don't know, maybe the book entails like some,
Starting point is 01:00:56 maybe she gets like some emoji stickers and you can put them on her bits. Maybe there's like a paint by number. Maybe there's like, put the brown shoes on the feet. I don't know what kind of book we're gonna get, but if it's gonna be cryptic and like Easter eggs and all that kind of stuff, we're gonna be like decoding it for a while. This is some juicy scoop and I've heard about for a long time that I've been quiet about. But now it has been written, It's all alleged, but it is coming from who wrote this.
Starting point is 01:01:28 I think the... I mean, the real housewives of Beverly. No, but who wrote the article? It's like Laura Sophia. Laura Sophia wrote it. Okay. Anyway, this has been the rumor that after a night of going out in Aspen while the girls were filming The real house is a Beverly Hills They went back to where they were staying and Kathy Hilton was pissed at the girls because I don't know They bailed on her and they did something at Pisteroth the cameras weren't around and she
Starting point is 01:02:03 allegedly Here say who knows referred to Sutton's cameras weren't around and she allegedly here say who knows referred to sentence assistant as the f-h-g word oh that's the f-word yes okay i was like rives is maggot okay
Starting point is 01:02:19 oh that i was that was upsetting to a lot of people, because it's very wrong to worry about it. And then, and then, we would, then after this Aspen trip, like Lisa Rinner would post these cryptic things, you know, like, oh, I guess, cease and assists are back and everything. And again, people were putting this together like a puzzle. So
Starting point is 01:02:45 now, apparently it was a cease and assist was sent to Lisa Renna saying, don't next time you all get together for lunch and the cameras are there, don't go, oh my god, you guys, you have no idea what happened when we got back from the nightclub that night, you know, Kathy was so pissed and she said this, and now it's out there for them to all ruminate and talk about on camera. So she sent a legal letter saying, don't bring that up. And then she stopped filming with them.
Starting point is 01:03:18 She didn't do any more episodes. Like she didn't do the final like episode with a final, Kathy didn't do the final like, goodbye a final like Kathy didn't do the final like goodbye party because of this. Well this is what they're putting all together. So other people I was reading it and and some gay men in there was like I don't care if she did she's still great for the show I don't want to see her get canceled. I don't really care. It would make my day of Kathy Hilton called me me the f-word i think it's just like i'd be like this bitch
Starting point is 01:03:48 i think you may have referred to him i don't if she said it to him well i mean so we've heard from about it listen if it's true or not yeah it's just gonna be because there weren't cameras there it's gonna be her word against the ladies these women are just jealous that kathy hilton's getting all this love i I think. And especially that Kathy Hilton has now become a gay icon. And then how it gets out there like the same way the whole Lucy Goosey apple juicy the dog.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Yeah. And you know, who put out that story and how the story made to read look bad. But then again, if this really did happen, why are we mad at the how the. So anyway, it will never be a Kathy Hilton. Yes. Sorry. So I. So anyway, so anyway, so anyway, so anyway, so anyway,
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Starting point is 01:05:28 this drunk drunk dron and uh... new man and he uh... you know he he was on in the hot seat and made his face very red also there are bites of the jersey sure and i think sometimes people don't use as much sunscreen as they should he was very nervous about having to defend the fact that he went on this like, like ultra male retreat a few years ago. Alpha male retreat.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Yes. And then did like a video to his fiance at the time say, I want to marry you and everything. And then sent it to her. They broke up. He becomes famous being Teresa's boyfriend and she released it out into the internet while that everybody saw it. So they're all seeing it while they're filming it
Starting point is 01:06:12 and then they bring it up and he's like, I'll explain, I'll explain. Now Teresa was very defensive of him and we see this one moment where he's basically, like a lot of men have said to their women or a lot of people have said to the partner like, you know, hey, I don't need you to defend me. Let me finish. Okay. Two years, one mouth. Okay. Let me talk. Like just and she's like, okay, okay. But she was being kind of annoying. But it's like we start to see the cracks of this perfect love. Like, okay.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Now you're just like every other 50 year old couple shut up. Anyway, he says, what happened was I went on this retreat, this boot camp, that's my friend told me about, and I realized there I was with the wrong woman and I was breaking up with her, and now she's very thirsty and so she put it out there. But we also saw the video and he was saying, I want to marry you, I want to put our lives back together and now he just like is saying I was actually breaking up with you. Anyway, so it was it's getting it's getting juicy. Also two years one mouth is my favorite porn. I'm just gonna just gonna say it was really there for me during the pandemic. Two years one mouth. Two years one mouth. And the other one was there's lots of the pandemic. Two years one now. Two years one now.
Starting point is 01:07:25 And the other one was there's lots of views. There's only one. Which would also work for a new jersey, because they always say, hey, use. Use, yeah, there's lots of use. They only want to be. Yeah. God.
Starting point is 01:07:37 What else you want to talk about? Well, we're going to be together. Yeah, we're going to be together. How are you going to have some exciting news? Oh, yeah, I do. Why don't you tell me how exciting news? My exciting news is I have my own podcast, my solo project. It's going to be called Just Say In, with Justin Martendale.
Starting point is 01:07:54 It comes out on Friday, this Friday, wherever your platforms are. So I'm starting that up with Comedy Store records. And I'm very excited about that. So it's gonna be just me, maybe some guests. I'd love to have you on. We'll see, you don't wanna go into the base when the Comedy Store. Well, that's a no, of course I'll do it.
Starting point is 01:08:14 It'll be fun. You're not excited for you and I think that's great. So everybody check that out on Friday, follow Justin if you aren't already. And also, remember the little outfit I had last time I was here, the cozy earth like jumper jogger set. They sent you another one for free. Oh girl I got the sheets. I've got the bamboo sheets. They've been on Oprah's favorite things four years in a row. And they're Justin's favorite thing. And I'm obsessed
Starting point is 01:08:37 with them and if you use code Justin 40 you'll get 40% off your purchase. Oh my god. So I mean though the most comfortable things I've ever put on and I highly recommend them. I got Evan a pair of pants like he got the duvet like we're cozy earth for life. Oh my God. Justin 40. Yes get 40% off. You're welcome. You'll you'll love them. Great. And are you do you think here's one more question for you? Yeah. Do you think we're gonna see Colton as coming out Colton? Season two. You do think so. Yes.
Starting point is 01:09:11 That is your prediction. I think I'm already predicting it. We're gonna get season two. It's really hard not only being gay, but now getting gay married. So we're gonna have him. Lots of grooms, Zilla jokes. grooms, Zilla jokes. We're gonna get retreats.
Starting point is 01:09:22 We're gonna get bachelor parties. We're gonna get bachelor parties, we're gonna get all these instigates that he's now best friends with being like, Colton you're so funny. You know, we're gonna get like a guy's trip, it's gonna be him planning the wedding and the chaos that ensues. Mark my words, it's not gonna, it's gonna be called, here comes the groom or some shit like that. Coming out, Qualtin, which by the way, I didn't realize that he's 30 and his fiance's 39. I didn't know there was still. It's not that big of a deal.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Also, you're just came, who marries the first boy, who marries their first boyfriend? Do you think it is that a lot of Netflix deals include two-year guarantee or might have been with this stipulation. We want to do two seasons if there's enough there. There's enough there. And would there been enough there though? No. If they do not get engaged. No. And I think this is a thing where they if they did not get engaged. No, and I think this is a thing where they will play in everything and at the end, Colton's gonna be like, I'm not ready yet.
Starting point is 01:10:29 It's gonna be his love is blind. Oh. And then we get a season three of them going to couples therapy and then working it out or maybe they break up and he's like single again. Yeah, we're not, we're not getting rid of them for any time. No, they will get married. They will get married. Mm-hmm. They will get married and then
Starting point is 01:10:47 You know, I was just doing Jeff Lewis's show and Megan Weaver knows the guy who She knows a guy who was in a very long like 10 15 year relationship With the guy Jordan. Is it Jordan? Yes, who then left his boyfriend of 15 years after meaning Colton. Yeah, where could this go? So I think they get married. Red flags. This is what I think they get married, hoping that they get a third season to go down the baby route, of freezing eggs, finding a surrogate, finding an egg donor or the whole thing. Because it worked for Michael and Lance, so I guess that's what we do now. But if Lance and Michael didn't get a show about that, I don't think that Netflix will sign up for the third year. And then they're going to be like, well, if no one's going to watch
Starting point is 01:11:38 this journey, we'll just going to hang out and have a fun couple. We're not going to be as in a rush to go down the baby road unless people are filming it. Well, that's the thing. Lance and Michael actually want to be parents. That's the thing. I feel like if they did do a Netflix thing with them and they're like, oh, we're gonna bring Michael to Lance in, they'd be like, yeah, this is how you take care of a baby.
Starting point is 01:11:56 And this is how- Oh, you mean we've been for an episode just to be like- They'll be the dad friends, yeah. I hope not, I love them so much. I'm like, oh, come on guys, don't do that. But I definitely think we're going to get a coming up call. You think you're going to get mad if Lance and Michael know get the check. Oh, for but I'm just like doing episode. They will. Yeah. You probably will. Well, I'll be in the back. I'll be in the background.
Starting point is 01:12:20 This is this is a new section called gay predictions. Gay predictions with Justin Martin Dale. Yes. Here's what's coming out, no pun intended, on Netflix in the near future. Oh my gosh, love you. I love you too sweetheart.

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