Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Love is Blind, Naked Britney & Kanye’s Fashions with Justin Martindale
Episode Date: March 3, 2022Comedian Justin Martindale joins Heather in the Juicy Scoop studio today to gossip about hot topics. Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules revealed some new information about Randall in an Instagram comment.... Kim Kardashian is officially and legally single and Jen Shah wants her to be on her legal team. Kanye’s new fashion involves a straight jacket, but that is not even the worst of the current fashion trends. Lindsay Lohan is entering yet another era as she breaks into the Netflix Christmas realm. They take a deep dive into Love is Blind and imagine what it would be like trying to find love in the pods. Britney Spears is rolling around naked in the sand to celebrate Sam’s birthday. And Justin spills some exciting news. Listen! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Juicy scoop.
Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop.
So I have been following Pamela Anderson and she left, as you know, Pamela Anderson,
playboy model, Baywatch, Babe, married to Tommy Lee. I've been talking about her because Hulu has done a series about she and Tommy and how
their sex take was stolen in the 90s.
And it's, I really like it.
I'll be honest, I just was watching last night, the latest episode.
I was having my son watch it, Drake, and like I showed him the real Pamela Anderson. He's like, yeah, the real, the girl is really pretty, but like I was like my son watch it Drake and like I showed him the real Pamela Anderson
He's like yeah the real the girl is really pretty plays or but like I was like saying how
Really stunning Pamela Anderson was and you know anyway
He liked the show and he started watching it like fifth episode in but I have been saying wow
This is kind of getting no buzz. There's no one care about Pamela and Tommy
Wow, this is kind of getting no buzz. There's no one care about Pamela and Tommy.
Maybe only people like me that like really remembered it and were kind of obsessed with it.
And there was a chance you might see them out.
Like maybe that's what makes me so intrigued.
But in watching it, I was like last night's episode or the latest one was how she flashed
back to how she was discovered on like a big game-tron
thing to model. She just was out of game with her boyfriend and Vancouver and how she first
got into Playboy and all of that. And so I was like, I would like to know more about her whole
life. I'm really intrigued what happened after she broke up with Tommy, how she chose to raise
the kids and all that. Well, she just posted this today and she wrote on a Netflix notepad, which,
you know, it's not like a real estate notepad where, you know, you have a bunch of those laying
around your house because the realtor knocked on your drink gave it to you. I feel like obviously this was a chosen notepad.
My life she writes,
a thousand imperfections, a million misperceptions.
Wicked while lost, what does that word say?
Lost nothing?
What does that word say?
Nothing.
To live up to, I can only surprise you, not a victim,
but a survivor, alive to tell you the whole story
Tell you what does that say to tell to tell you?
To tell I don't know my story my story maybe
The real story and then like her lips. It's funny. I think what happened was exactly what I was thinking
I think somebody was watching the family a lot at Tommy's show, which I don't think
she had anything to do with.
And was like, God, I really want to know
the whole Pamela Anderson story.
So I don't know if it's going to be a documentary,
a scripted show that she is part of,
her telling her story.
I would like to see it a full scripted story like this.
I even think, heck, get the girl that's playing her now to play this.
I'm excited about it because I am intrigued about her life. And she recently broke up with
like her fourth husband or fifth husband. I mean she's had a lot of romance and marriages and
I want to hear about it. So that's pretty juicy. And she has one of those Instagrams where it's only one post.
She's only following two people.
I assume her two sons.
And I mean, that'd be sad if it was just one son.
But anyway, I think it's two.
And she has 1.3 million followers and nothing else.
She's cleared out her social media except for this one post.
So there you go.
Cheryl Burke, as you know, is to answer with the stars. Every
day, for the last week and a half, I thought she was getting divorced. And every day I was
going through every time I was doing the show going through topics, I was like, I didn't
even know she was married. And I don't know who Matthew Lawrence is. I don't know why
they're getting divorced. So I haven't talked about it. I really don't care. Then there
was another article I read that was like, was
the reason they were getting divorced was about kids. And then I click on it, you have
to click through it. I read the article and they're like, source to say it has nothing to do
with kids that they didn't have. Like, what is that? And so then page six, desperate for
news, because let me just tell you, it is hard to come up with some fun stuff when
the world is in crisis, okay? But they're desperate too. They're like dancing with the Stowe's
Stowe's Pro, Cheryl Burke, visitor to California wedding venue to reflect on her divorce from
hashtag Matthew Lawrence. And it's just a picture of her like, I'm like, there is just no story here.
And I feel like she's not even trying for the story herself. She's like, I'm like, there is just no story here. And I feel like she's not even
trying for the story herself. She's like, I'm getting divorced, whatever. Maybe she
posts about it. So what? Literally, we're trying to make a story out of this divorce. I
didn't even know she was married. They were married for three years. I don't know who's
math through Lawrence. It's like the most non-story story I've ever seen about a celebrity
divorce. This is juicy though. So this just popped up.
And a juicy scoop were sent it to me.
And at first I thought it was a post that Lala Kent did.
Then I realized, you know, Lala Kent, from Vanderpump Rules,
who's been on the show, she commented under another woman's
Instagram.
The Instagram was One mom's battle. That woman had posted a photo of
Lala Ken's former fiance Randall Emmett and
basically wrote a whole thing about
the kind of person that this woman believes he is, okay? Well then
Lala responded. So it's out there now.
And she wrote, let's talk about it.
This is Lala writing.
I was alone during most of my pregnancy
and for the first seven months of her life
until the mask fell.
And I saw who he really was.
He started a relationship with a 23-year-old
in March of 2021, a year ago, is what Lala is writing.
The month I gave birth, they traveled together when I was home with ocean, her daughter,
and working on my brand.
I thought he was working because that's what he said he was doing.
After the picture's surface, she's talking about the pictures of him walking around with
a couple girls in New Orleans in October.
Oh, sorry, in Nashville in October.
After the picture's surfaced, I tried to leave the home to gain clarity and avoid a toxic environment for my daughter.
But any time I did, he threatened to call the police if I didn't return ocean to the home.
But if he felt we were good, and he was in control again, I was able to leave the house.
I did what I had to do to leave the relationship with my baby. His new 23-year-old girlfriend
was basically living in the home two days after I left.
Sadly, this isn't the most shocking thing I learned. Women in cheating are just the tip of the iceberg. I was able
to get out, but now my daughter is in the hands of a broken court system. Narks, short
for narcissists thrive when they are under a microscope. I am not blind to what is going
on though. It makes me sick that my sweet daughter's face, a picture I took and sent
a hint, by the way, is what pops up when he does his dirty work. Because I guess he uses Ocean's face,
their daughter for his Instagram face for Instagram.
Well, you know, law and our friends,
so this information I have been aware of for a while.
And so I, you know, want to make sure like,
you put this out there, It's okay that I discuss.
I think the craziest part of all of it is just that he had this other girl from the whole
time and she was not aware.
But I guess if the story is true of how he's with these two other girls in Nashville, I guess
he was cheating on this girl too.
It's just really shocking, as you know,
as friendly with both of them.
And I was really shocked as well in seeing them act together.
You just don't know.
I mean, that's a whole thing.
There's just certain things you just don't know about people.
This is what she's saying.
Of course, we don't know for sure.
I'm just reading what's out there on Instagram.
But, I mean, yeah, you know, that's the thing.
And I think I said this to Lala, like, here you are the girl.
Not only are you 20 years younger, not only do you make your own money and your famous
and you're elevating like his cred.
Yes, when you met him, he was successful and does movies, something that you were not
part of your part of TV.
So it was a nice batch, but here you are, this young, sexy thing, and then you make your
own money.
You have all this going on.
Yet, he now, if this is true, is with someone even younger than you, several
years younger than you.
And it's interesting how that works, a guy that is always going for a girl of a certain
age in their early 20s, because Lala, I think when she met him, she was close to that age
as well and it reminds me going back to
Pamela Anderson watch, you know
Not saying with these it's a similar thing like the Hugh Hapner always having really young girlfriends from the time
You know when he was 40 he was with a 20 something when he was 60 he was with the 20 something when he was 80
He was with the 20 something
It's like that
is the age that they a guy like this is like comfortable with. It's kind of really insane.
Oh, also if you're a A&E, the Playboy documentary, by the way, that is amazing and you really
need to watch it and it's getting juicier and that one keeps going on. I think there's only a few
and you really need to watch it and it's getting juicier and that one keeps going on. I think there's only a few episodes left, but really interesting.
And you see, coincidentally, you see the panel in Anderson character from the Hulu show going
to Playboy and then that later that night I watched the Playboy.
But getting back to this, it just reminds me of that.
And like, what is how that works sometimes with guys that are always pursuing girls that
are much, much younger?
And why do they feel so comfortable with a girl that's, you know, not really matured or
not really lived on her own?
It's like the power of what they can offer that person.
Anyway, there's a lot of deception here that she's having to deal with,
and it's really unfortunate. I hope that it can all just get better, but I think more
is going to probably be sharing more. As soon as she shares it in any way, then I will
comment on it much more freely. Okay Okay, now more with Justin Martin Dale. Hello and welcome to
Juicy Scoop. I'm here with Justin Martin Dale. We have lots of discuss. I'm back. I'm Bruce
free. We are ready to have some fun. I will say right at the top that you are joining me for my upcoming
shows, the first being at break out for me. I had mentioned that your nemesis, Chris
Franjola, was going to.
Damn him. Be with me on the 25th of the 26th. Something happened. And he will still be
there the 27th with you and Sarah and Spencer Pratt for the live juicy scoop. But on Friday the 25th of the 26th of the
break improv, you and I are doing two shows a night of just stand up,
juicies, you're telling whatever you want, how we want to say.
So come to that. And then on April 9th, we will return to the scene of the
fall for two shows on Saturday, April 9th at the 10th, be in
promise. We're going to be hydrated. Oh my God. I'm going to go the
night before I'm going to a spa. I'm hydrating and I'm now
going to have one cocktail the night before anything. I'm
going to eat my face off. I'm going to find a sensible brown
round browned pump like Brittany. So I'll be waiting in the
wings. Yes. He will not go back to the green room. We're going to find he's going to stand there. No, it'll all be Brittany. So I'll be waiting in the wings. Yes, he will not go back to the green room and go on his phone.
He's going to stand there.
No, it'll all be good.
So thank you so much.
It's going to be so fun.
Great news.
Really?
Kim Kardashian is also free like Brittany.
She is legally single after the judge granted her request amid divorce from Kanye West.
Have you seen the new girl that Kanye West is weird?
It's so weird.
I don't understand it.
I feel like someone fed Kim Kardashian after midnight
and all these little like-
It is a little like-
Gremlins.
It's her, it's Kim, but it's like a little off.
Like the legs are like a little less defined.
It's us, it's's like a little off. Like the legs are like a little less defined. It's us.
It's her tethered.
Yeah.
It's a Jordan Peele movie come to life.
This is the underline that has come to the surface.
Like something's always a little wonky.
Like they had the Julia Fox girl for a while,
that black swan area that happened.
Now I'm seeing the new girl.
Who is this girl that he's taking to Nobu?
Do we care?
She's slid into his DMs.
She's 24 years old, she's like 44.
She did, I do have a photo.
I think she went to this dinner.
Where's this dinner?
Oh, yeah, it's right.
So Kanye and Tristan had dinner,
and this looks to be, that looks to be her with them.
So I would love to know what they talked about. Kanye
and Tristan.
Well, probably about cheating. I don't know.
I don't know. So yes, so there you go with that. He also said there's this is what a
Kanye quote that I love. There's a thousand use and there's only one of me
and then some put this together
because
there are thousands of of of kins now because people
whether they're dating conier not have followed her style you know because she
doesn't have she does have an iconic look like
they follow their surgeries they follow
and the make up the heavier brow the full fuller lip, like people like her style.
So there are a lot of people that look like
also will agree.
I think this quote is like the new live laugh love.
Yes.
This is like something that I want in a barnyard calligraphy
in like a woman in Nebraska's kitchen.
I just really want someone to say that
like in a fight with someone tonight.
You know what, there's a thousands of yous!
But there's only one of me.
Yeah, you take that to Craig's Heather and the next time somebody has you to leave, you
stand up thousands of yous and only one of me.
It's kind of great.
It's a good quote.
It's a good quote.
I like it.
Should we put that on a t-shirt? Yeah. It's a good quote. It's a good quote. I like it. But the, the, the,
Should we put that on a t-shirt?
Yeah.
For sure.
But would you, would you have to like pay him?
No, we're treated like that.
Just juicy scoop and kind of ye.
And kind of ye.
And kind of ye.
Speaking of Kim and her law career,
I, I, I, I, I, I,
I guess she did finally pass the baby bar or the infant bar. I don't know. Yeah anyway, but just a smart girl
And this girl Jen Shaw is facing up to
30 years in prison for being stealing people's info kind of one of those
Funding the elderly. Yeah, I don't know if it's part of that thing when you get those calls where you've already
Returned your car like two years ago and they keep calling you about your warranty being up
Oh, yeah, I always ignore calls from Utah. Yeah, so anyway, it's part of that
It's part of other things where people thought they were gonna get an online business than it was scam
Anyway, she says she's innocent and she says she wants Kim Kardashian to
says she's innocent and she says she wants Kim Kardashian to be on her legal team.
I think she just loves being famous.
And he's gonna ride this wave until it happens.
Said Jen Shaw wants to hire Kim Kardashian
to be part of her legal team.
So good luck with that.
I really don't think that's good.
But also these looks, can we just talk about the looks
of this review that the dress is?
Like what in the Joanne's fabric hell is happening?
Like she, Jen Shaw and the dark purple, right?
That, I mean, it's giving me like, Isma from the, from the Emperor's New Girl, by,
yes.
Yeah.
And then it's just weird, like, it was just, and then like even Whitney Rose, she has a one glove,
like a one arm.
The Emerald.
Yeah.
And a lot of feathers.
I feel like a lot of glue gun.
A lot of glue gun drag race season one.
Yeah, we're used in this.
Mini challenge.
Yes.
And then and then the way they did the set was very much.
Remember that kids cartoon when we cartoon during when we were younger
and Chris and I, Mr. Heat, my, her, her.
The, like, the Rudolph, the Red Nose Rain deer.
Yeah, they made it look like a snow-like.
Like ice castles, but it just looks like,
and then in the middle they had like pretend ice fishing.
It just, yeah.
It was, but, you know, it's good. But one thing that's
juicy about this is this girl Lisa Barlow is that odd just that's other woman Heather
Gay. And Heather Gay said and we went to this other girl's trip to Cabo and we went on
her yacht and it wasn't fake yachting like you've done where you just pose like you're
on yachts. So then the Heather Barlow posted all these photos of all the times that she has been
a guest on a rich person's yacht.
Good for her.
Get those yacht receipts girl.
I'll show you how many yachts I've been on.
Yes, I'll show you which rich friend invited me.
Okay, so then Kanye has some new fashions coming out.
Great.
Can't wait to not wear them.
He calls it stem wear coming soon.
I don't know why he calls it stem wear.
That's glasses.
That's like, yeah, that's like wine glasses.
But this looks like a girl that is in a psych ward.
She hasn't had a chance to wash her hair in a really long time.
Girl interrupted realness. And then it looks like a straight jacket
But then in the middle is like
Something where I think you can like almost like you could press it and play music or so
I don't know what that is. I think a little purple or you can put like a little iPod or something
I don't know it looks like one of those life alerts
You know where you're like help a fallen and I can't get up.. What if you do fall in your nursery jacket, you can't get up.
Yeah.
So actually, that's actually really smart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fashion, if you're going to fall, do it in style.
Well, I mean, 570, 574,000 people liked it.
Yeah.
What I mean,
I'm buying this.
Um,
ye fans.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
It's literally like he can just have like a brown paper bag
and people are like, this is it.
Here's a style.
Here's a style.
Now here's where I can get on board.
Here are some other amazing fashions.
This juicy scooper Melissa sent this. And was why these horrendous, these are horrendous
and they just came up on my Facebook feed.
So it's like little biker shorts, but then the top of it is cut out.
So it's like a bikini and then you now, I'm obsessed with the fact that now tops just
feature under tits.
Under boob.
This is like upper thigh, just at very top of your upper thigh is peaking through and
like winking at you.
And then the other one is like peach pants, which with a G string coming out the top,
which would happen to people, except it's all attached.
It's all right.
So it's also top of your ass cheek.
It used to be bottom of your ass cheek.
Now it's top of your ass cheek. It used to be bottom of your ass cheek. Now it's top of your ass cheek. What is gonna be the new
part of a body that's gonna be like slightly knit. I got it. What is it? I was very excited. What Heather?
Just the Fupa. Oh yeah. So the new thing will be like
pants or whatever and then they'll just gonna cut out a little slit
right at the fupa.
And it's gonna be like find your fupa, find your fun,
be proud of your fupa.
And whether it's a fat fupa or not that,
it's just like, you know, it's just like the top of the vagina
that people have just ignored,
and now that's gonna be at your welcome.
The Fanny Pack Slit or whatever, the Fupa Slit.
Fupa Pride.
Yes.
I'm here for it, but also I'm not mad at these.
Like I feel like, I don't see the point
of having cutouts on your upper thigh in a biker short.
Don't get that.
The one on the left is giving me like Venice Beach, put on some roller skates and like,
you know, some headphones and I could, you know, get down with that.
I don't know if I saw this out.
Is that a little part of your thigh?
Because this girl, her thighs are touching.
Uh-huh.
So just the very top of your thigh is touching.
So, you know, especially if you're rollerblading, you might get like a back,
yeah, a little chafing.
The one on the right, I mean,
girl, own that Applebee's fantasy, go for it.
But it's like that used to always be like the embarrassing thing
because like there was a time when like
low rider jeans were really in.
And then you saw the back track.
And then you always saw the G string coming out,
but it was always like, and it was sad
because it was like your mom
And you're eating over like get your kids. It was like I you horror like why right now again?
It's like bring it back. Let's bring it back to them. I I
It's only $10 it's only $10. You know, that's the bottom line if you want to do it
Release your inner hoe. I have body positivity. Do it. The world's on fire.
I'm telling you, I'm going to tell you right now, GC scupers. Someone, I'm going to give you a
task and I know it exists. Okay. And if it doesn't, Fashion Nova designers or GC scupers, show me
the Fouca Slit naked naked Fupa cut out design,
whether it's an address or a pant,
I know it exists and if it doesn't,
fashion no, but should make it.
And it has, did you say a nude look, like a nude top?
No, it just has to be like a cut out.
You know how like dresses have like cut outs on the side
or so this is gonna be just a cut out,
just featuring the Fupa.
Fupa fashion. Fupa fashion.
Fupa fashion.
Do you remember Fubu, like the Forus Bias?
Now we have Fupu.
Yeah.
Fupa, Fupa.
Yeah.
And what does that stand for again?
Forus Bias?
Oh, it's Fat Upper.
Fat Upper Pussy area.
Yeah.
Can I say pussy?
I don't know.
We're gonna have to buzz it out.
Just for YouTube, who cares?
Okay. Have you heard that lindsey low-hand
is really got your shit together
i do this day would come first you crane now this
uh...
first of all
press health and said this uh... this is from deadline now
she strikes a two-pitcher deal with netflix
she is uh... engaged and she's thriving professionally
according to press.
And so there you go.
Did you see your Super Bowl commercial?
No, what did you do in it?
It was like everyone being like,
Lindsay, what's Lindsay up to?
And she's like working out.
She's doing all this stuff.
She's coming back.
I'm excited for Lindsay Lohan.
Well, Lindsay Lohan, you just said you were about to tell.
You have a Lindsay Lohan story and I have a couple
So why don't you tell yours first? Well, I
Was fat shamed by Lindsay Lohan
This was I mean who wasn't this was when she was living at the Chateau Marmont like on a Dolphi and
She living there for who no one she there for like years
It was like right after like Heath ledger passed away
and she like moved into his old room
and like wouldn't leave and they had like forced her out.
They were like get out of here
and that like she was racking up a bill
and was like never paying it.
And then it was right when she booked Liz and Dick.
Remember when she was playing Elizabeth Taylor?
So it was right around that same time.
So my friend, I know.
With that on lifetime, oh my god, go ahead.
I think it was actually.
And so my friend was like, hey, it's my birthday.
We're gonna have martinis at Chateau.
And I'm like, yes, this is gonna be great.
And we sat at this table and I'm looking over
and I'm like, let's see, low in,
or sorry, low hand at the time.
And she got up and was like walking behind us
to go to the bathroom to pee. Yes. And she got up and was like walking behind us
to go to the bathroom to pee.
Yes. And she got stuck behind me and was like,
can you just scoot up and I was like,
I'm up all the way, I can.
And she was like, but just like can just scoot up
a little more and I'm like, and I got up
and like was pulled the chair back and she's like, thank you so much. And I was like, and I got up and like was pulled the chair back
and she's like, thank you so much.
And I was like, god damn.
So then she's done, comes back, does the same thing
and I'm like, can you just walk around,
why are you putting me through this hell
in front of my face?
So you interpreted that as being fat-shamed.
By Lindsay Lohan.
Before fat-shaming was the thing.
Okay.
I invented fat-shaming.
I was like, cancel Lindsay Lohan.
Yes, I felt like a victim.
I sat Tom Armont.
My Lizzie Lohan's stories are...
She came to...
She guest hosted Chelsea lately, total delight.
Oh, yes, she did, I first.
And I was always worried because I did an impression of her sister.
We made fun of their their their like weird show they had where there was like a grandma living low in.
Yeah, there was a little red head Cody. Allie.
I was Allie and and then I saw Allie at I was at a Cum Cardations went into Chris Humphreys and I was pretty buzzed
and I was like, Ali, oh my God, you know,
I didn't impress you if you were interested
and what you did was so cruel
and she was the first and only person sent
that's ever like right to my face said,
like I hate the fact that you do an impression of me.
Girl, you'd be lucky,
you should be lucky someone does an impression of you.
I know and I was like, well, you're a public figure and should be lucky. Someone does an impression of you. I know.
And I was like, well, you're a public figure,
and you did a reality show, and that's what our job is.
But I'm sorry I hurt you.
And I go, but you're tall and thin and gorgeous.
So I'm a model.
Was it a model?
Yeah.
So then she was modeling.
Where did she do now?
Works at Staples or something, right?
No, I don't know.
She was always visiting Lindsay and going on fancy dinners
with rich people and do buy and grease.
And everything when Lindsay had her like, low hand beach club play.
Hard.
Welcome to Mika knows that.
So then I stayed with Jill Zarin in the Hamptons one weekend and Lindsey and Ali were
staying there too.
And I had a conversation with Lindsey like in the kitchen.
And that's when she was like doing a play and engaged to some father of two.
Then they broke up.
I mean, she's lived like so many different lives.
Oh yeah.
Then she developed her accent where she was rescuing the children who had parents and then
and now she's back.
Yeah.
She's cheated death 400 times.
Like this one, she has lived the longest life.
How old is she? Can you just look her up?
Like her soul?
Let's guess how old she is.
Wait, let's guess how old she is.
She's up.
I'm gonna guess she's 34.
I'm gonna say she's 36.
Are you guys locking it in?
I'm locking it in.
You said 34?
I said 36.
Oh no!
We got it.
We just put the reprise.
But her soul is timeless
I mean my god the life
I think her mom is in prison right now. Is she? I don't know share the new Y. Maybe she got out. Oh
I'm tired of room is starting. I'm sick of being followed and then Michael was... Michael was crazy and then they were fighting about her.
I'm ready.
I am ready for a Lindsay Lowe in new era.
I think this is the new era of like Hallmark,
like movie movies, but cooler,
because you could say it's on Netflix.
Yeah, I wonder if she's grown up.
She doesn't give a shit about the spotlight anymore
and like paparazzi and all that.
I mean, I really hope she doesn't,
because she was addicted to like the paparazzi and like going out every night to the clubs and stumbling out
for a month.
Like that night that she and Paris.
Paris and Brittany all went out without underwear.
Yeah.
And they were all like like they could have fired across.
Right.
And they would all get out of it.
Like I took a class.
Did she go on?
Called Robert Powers, John Robert Powers, modeling school, which was just
of course they took anyone and then acted like your daughter could be a model.
Some of my mom's like, right, I signed up.
Allie Lohan.
And nobody wanted me.
But anyway, they did teach me how to get out of a car.
So the way you get out of a car is you're sitting in the front seat.
Was this before after the Lindsay and Brady?
Way before this is why I know they never went to
John our powers, okay?
So you take your legs out, then you get up.
What a lot of people do and will guys do or whatever,
people that are not wearing underwear,
and it's the early 2000ss is they'd go like this.
Oh yeah.
Those girls are just getting out of a cracker barrel rocking chair just like,
yeah, come on now.
Let's go and get it.
You like, oh, and that's what everybody got to see their vagina is.
Yeah.
That was a whole thing.
That was a whole thing.
All right.
Um,
inventing Anna everyone is still talking about it.
I'm so obsessed with it, you don't even know.
No, so poor.
Oh, I love it. Like, why would...
Like, I'm so exhausted by this whole experience.
Why is your shirt not...
Fendi?
Oh, why are the money?
God, just give me a minute to breathe.
I'm suffocating here.
I don't have time for this!
That... You boys. Heather, you have no idea.
Once ADF is happening, it's going to be the most exclusive club
and all of Manhattan.
Nobody's ever going to talk about Selma House anymore.
We don't care about Nobu or Fire Festival with your little Y.
No.
Anyway, this is her Instagram.
She has 763,000 followers.
That's it?
How embarrassing for her.
But I think she's still waiting on ice.
Sure.
I think she's still in custody.
But yeah, I reported on how she was revealing recently, you know, was revealing recently that the girl who
she took to Morocco and stuck with the $70,000 bill.
Rachel.
Yes, she's still like, you know, she's,
she wanted to write a book with me
and I turned her down so she'd to write her own book.
Like, I don't, you know, she still wants to be my friend.
She's still obsessed with me.
I love it though.
I love, I did not know that like, I mean,
Shondaland just gets it.
At first, the first episode was like, this is too weird.
No, the first episode I was bored out of my mind,
but I kept better.
And then I was just like, oh my god, this is everything.
Like, I'm upset.
Like, there's just so good.
In awful person, so I think.
Is she?
Yes.
We love to hate Anatelvi.
She's definitely like, she was never that cute and she's not
getting any cuter. Like I'm just saying. I know, but I just, I think that's the world I want. I want the Shondaland version. I think I want to live in a Shondaland world. We got Bridgerton.
God, which is coming out this month. And then, you know anodil V like an anodil V world trips to Morocco are
Where did I read this there is like this like
It's almost like she went to finishing school, but she taught herself like there used to be an actual thing called finishing school
Yeah, where you wouldn't on your head. Yeah, where you wouldn't sell,
they touch out and get out of a car.
Not properly.
Mine was just a summer course I took with my sister
in Warner Center in Woodland Hills,
but there were like real finishing schools
that if your daughter wasn't going to go to college,
it was like the shortcut.
Like as you go to, basically, back then,
you'd send your daughter to college
to like go find a rich man.
So they would actually send me the, and it would like teach you kind of how to marry
up, how to behave, how to know how to be around rich people.
They would literally teach you like labels and teacups and what's, because it's like, if
you're not around it, like, I never talked about about Air May or like we weren't labeling people. So
it's like I knew what a nice piece of fish was and like I knew I'd get out of a car, but
I didn't know like, oh, the latest line of Gucci or whatever. Yeah. I hosted a fashion show
and like called it Hermes. She's got a Hermes bag.
And like, this is what I did with the fashion
and Morgan Stewart was like, who are you?
Oh, that was really recent.
No, it was not.
It was like three or four years ago.
I know, but you weren't like 14.
I don't know women's bags.
I don't know, but you know how I'm learning etiquette?
Yes.
Watching the Gilded age on HBO Max.
Oh, talk about that.
What's that show about?
Oh my God.
Is it good?
It's so good.
Okay.
It's American the crown.
No, no, no, wait, I take it back.
It's American.
Oh, I have heard about this.
So what, down to Naby.
Okay, so in the 1890s,
right.
Christine Baranskis and it,
it's two houses,
it's old money versus new money.
In New York City.
In New York City, it's gorgeous.
It's so fun, it's sassy, like Nathan Lanes
and it's all about the asters and the Rockefellers
and the, and it's just so good.
And the costumes and the setting and like,
the poor people live down, not the poor people, but the servants kind of in that down to Abby Stowler.
That's calling what they are, they're poor.
They are poor trash.
They need to take care of me.
If you're going to work at ADF, you need the good resume.
I do need to clean.
But like they talk about like the American way of play settings, the British way of play
settings, money statue calling on people.
And who does Miranda play? British way of play settings, money statue, calling on people.
And who does Miranda play?
Miranda plays A-A-D-A, who is Christine Baransky's
spinster sister.
Yeah, which is Miranda's great, great, great, great,
grandmother.
I don't know, just made that up, that would be funny.
Because you said they're sort of similar.
They're very well
Yeah, I actually like Cynthia Nixon in this role
Do you think we're gonna get you see I didn't get fingered in an old-style kitchen?
I know but why not let her have a lesbian love because she was a lesbian
She just wouldn't get married. I was such things as lesbians the 1890s. It was salacious and scandalous
Yes, I it's so good there are people in it that was very hard to be
uh... but it's so good watch it gilded age hb o max your welcome
pay let's get into uh...
love is blind
second season
i have completed it good
their uh... i think on friday or the whatever the four years there's going to be
like a re re a ketchup. Okay, so
For if you have not watched they
Pick these people and the guys and the girls are each on one side and they kind of date through these pods where they don't see each other
But they get to like each other. I'll be honest. I kind of
Skimmed that part a little bit until they became couples and got engaged
I kind of skimmed that part a little bit until they became couples and got engaged. But if you and I were to do it.
Yeah.
Okay, but you're straight.
Can you be straight in this?
How dare you.
Okay.
I could totally come across this straight.
All right.
Okay, let's go.
Ready?
Is this Justin?
Yeah, what's up?
Hi, it's Heather.
Cool, so what are you into?
You know what it is, I'm into just people telling me that I'm always so funny.
And people I just like to be funny and I also got to interrupt for one second.
Since you don't know what I look like, I'm gonna try to get out that I might be hot.
Okay.
So I like to, you know, I've always just been such a beach girl.
I love to just run on the beach.
Love the beach.
Love the sun.
Can I pick you up on my shoulders?
Yeah, I love that about you.
That you could spin me around.
I'm a little bit, I don't know, Not about you, that you could spin me around.
I'm a little bit, I don't know because we're not supposed to feel what we look like.
I'm a little bit, not a short person.
Yeah.
That's great, I love like long legs and...
Okay, I have boobs.
Well, I feel it's like such a connection
because I have really long legs.
Yeah, that's great.
I mean, you're definitely like the most real person
I've talked to in this pod.
I feel like such a connection with you too.
Yeah.
And I mean, yeah, and it's like I'm all about family.
Yeah, we have a good time together
and we work out together, we really healthy,
we like to drink and do crunches.
Good, good, yeah, yeah.
I feel that, I mean, I'm into like avocado toast.
Oh my God, that is, this is crazy.
Yeah, stop it.
Yeah, no, I'm serious.
How do you make your avocado toast?
I mean, like, how do you, I mean,
how do you not make avocado toast?
I make it like, you know, you spread it on toast
and you add chili flakes for like kick.
It's it, wait, oh my God.
Yeah.
Wow.
And I like dude stuff, you know, like what other dudes do.
That like, you know, with girls.
I'm sorry that I'm like getting emotional right now.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine. I just feel like it's all vulnerable with me. And it's like, I have, I'm like getting emotional right now. Yeah it's fine it's fine.
I just feel like it's all vulnerable with me and it's like I have, I'm just gonna be really honest. I just want to hug the wall. I just want to tell you that I have, I was in a really abusive
relationship before this one. Oh you can talk to me. And I was not allowed to put chili flakes on my
avocado. It was like a real controlling narcissist.
And he would like gaslight me and be like,
you don't like chili flakes.
And for so long, I just convinced myself that I didn't.
And I just feel like it's the universe putting us together.
I think you like chili flakes on your avocado
and I like chili flakes on my avocado.
Heather, you can't see me right now,
but I'm getting down on one knee.
Oh, we got Justin.
I know we've just met,
but we have a connection, avocado toast and beach stuff.
And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
This is my dead grandmother's ring. I brought it. I don't know your ring size, but hopefully it'll fit on your thumb.
Will you make me the happiest man alive in this pod right now? Will you marry me?
Justin, this is such an hard decision because I have felt such connection with you.
But there is someone else in the pod and we connected over making morning shakes.
And it just feels like a little bit of a stronger connection because I do have a shake every
morning and avocado toast is like a weekend thing.
I just want to make the right decision
because I really think this experiment can work and I just want a partner and to be married.
And now we play the shitty music. Okay.
When your heart is broken on the floor in a thousand pieces.
That was a scene.
Scene.
Because now I get to go back.
And think about your second-check-and-toy.
And your second choice.
Yeah.
Which was-
The worst music on Love Is Blind.
I think they need a, they need a Love Is Blind soundtrack.
Because none of this music was clear.
They have no real music.
It's just the worst music of all, I don't know what it is. It's, if you listen to the music and love is blind,
when your heart gets rooked in a thousand directions,
it's like, what?
Natalie and Shane.
Okay, this is what I need to talk about Natalie and Shane.
Go in, I've watched the whole thing.
Natalie and Shane, Natalie is this pretty girl.
She, her, she's her parents are from China.
She's got long-buck black hair
and seems like she has her shit together.
Yeah.
Then there's Guy Shane.
He has this real estate license.
Gary Bucy's tethered.
Like the weirdest guy.
And here's the thing.
So they, so they connect and they see each other
and she's like, he's hot.
And he's like, I love you.
And as I'm watching this, I'm like, oh my God,
this is the thing.
This guy was a dork and didn't have a lot of friends
and was really kind of weird and off
up until about like four years ago.
About four years ago, he started working out,
got some confidence,
could go to a bar and like get laid, but the real dorky weirdo is still inside of him.
Yeah, it's a straight meal comic. That's exactly what it is.
And so he's like excited to have her, but he's insecure and what happened with her.
And of course, this is all editing editing so when there is surprises of who
makes it to the island who actually ties the knot they edit it to to surprise the audience
probably cut out a lot of things that you know would have made us go so people were like what I'm shocked
so I don't want to read it for people if the case is to watch it but with them I just could feel like even the little bit they showed us
that she was starting to like see that this isn't this hot cute California
blonde babe that she like can't believe he was into her type of a thing.
Yeah.
She's realizing no this was a dork that bought some skinny jeans.
Yep.
And and just like his face, just like.
Yeah.
He has no of her lip.
It's like, it's like this.
And he's jittery and he's sweaty.
And I'm like, is he on Adderall?
Or does he need Adderall?
There's a lot like, when they get married, he's like,
I'm like, is he on?
Yeah, I guess. Like, what is going on? what is going and he's like oh no and he's
just getting drunk at his own wedding I got Danielle or Danielle Natalie get out of here
I think Natalie's the best her mother was just like what am I crazy girl I just stick
to your job I mean this is a thing then this was a huge hint for season. So I think the
people that went in, unfortunately, second season of a reality show, 99% of the reason
they're there is to have a career in an entertainment. And the rest is, and hey, if I meet someone
or even make a friend, fine, but I mean, their intention was not, they kept saying I want
to find someone I'm ready to find someone. It was not. It was like, I mean their intention was not they kept saying I wanna find someone I'm ready to find someone,
it was not, it was like, I mean, and is that?
Well, that was what it sounded like,
especially with, I don't wanna jump ahead,
but especially with like, shake and deep tea
where it was like, instead of like,
oh, I wanna find love, it was just like,
I've gotta find someone.
Like, that was the thing, it was like,
you don't know what marriage is,
like, it was just like, it was like a contest to them.
They're like, I've gotta find someone, I have to find somebody, if I don't know what marriage is. It was just like, it was like a contest to them. They're like, I've got to find someone. I have to find somebody.
If I don't, I'm not going to be on the show. They're going to kick me to the curb.
Like those six people that we never heard from again.
Right. And the else is, I think there was, I read an article that there was a whole
other couple that they just did not feature the guy with the silver hair. Who I thought
was kind of hot. The one that was like 27, but gray hair. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he made it with
something. I think so. I kind of was like God none of these people matched up. None
of them. But a couple of them did. But they just didn't show up. They were
nice. Interesting. Yeah. The producer kept saying we just didn't have the band with.
We didn't have the band with the fall their story or whatever. Okay, this guy, Sal, with his ukulele, that guy absolutely is...
Okay. Oh.
...wants to be... No, just, I think, really wants to be a singer.
Yeah, he was definitely... I thought he was so sweet. I think he's from El Paso, Texas,
so I'm like, yeah, you're repping Texas. I love that. But yeah, he's giving me Benjamin
Brat, like, Encanto vibes like and I love
the ukulele I thought he was so sweet his family was adorable and I love
that he but then there was always something little off yeah something off
there's something a little off he would look off and just kind of stare and
be like I love Mallory right she's the me. Listen, I am going to jump ahead.
Oh.
So I'm just letting you guys know I am going to do some spoilers because I want to tell you
where these people are today.
Okay.
Because you did the research.
Okay.
Iana and Jarrett.
Sure.
She was a cute little black girl.
Yeah.
This one. He was his black guy.
He was the second pick.
She was his second pick. He picked Mallory first, but he seemed super
inter the whole time and they got married, but they haven't liked any of each other's
recent insta posts. Not a good sign. Not a good sign.
Okay, Mallory and Sal, Sal was the one trying to get a ukulele record deal and Mallory was a kind of looked sort of like a
J-Lo without money, but you're pretty cute. Anyway, they did not get married
But instead agreed to go on a date. They follow each other on insta but don't like each other
Don't like each other's recent picks. Okay. Can I just say I was very mad. I loved Mallory.
I thought Mallory was cool.
She was going through her own stuff.
She was figuring stuff out.
I loved her hair and I was more mad
that they straightened her hair from her wedding.
I was enraged.
I was like, who is straightening her hair?
Like give her like a nice curly updo and like.
And also that is a tip for all brides.
It's like do your hair.
The best to suffer looked but don't you've never worn it.
If you've never done a tight bun, don't wear a tight bun for your wedding day.
It looks so great.
So it's always curly. Don't let them blow it out.
She knew it wasn't going to be her wedding day. She did. Okay.
Natalie and Shane, we talked about they didn't get married and
he was furious with her because Natalie said they weren't ready. Also because apparently
like he was addicted to her the night before. Yeah he said I hate you the night before
they're wedding. And he goes do not follow eat they don't follow each other in insta but
Shane does follow Shayna and Shayna was a girl that he connected with in the pods but didn't pick her and shana
i think shana real i she didn't like her match and then i think the producers were like
go say something but then as time moves on shana's now famous and she's like i don't want weird
shane but i like to think about his shane is the realtor on Adderall and he or supposedly or appears to be like who the hell I mean
He's gonna get so many
Wasted calls of people acting like they want to look for a place just to like seek him in action
Mm-hmm, and then they're not gonna be serious buyers. Oh, no. I bet he's I bet he's a head-on cameo. Yeah, I'm sure he's just like
Okay, so then deep re and shake shake yeah shake and deep and shake and deeps had such an ego because he's pretty decent looking
and he was a vet and they've only dated white people before yes it's the first
he's always got laid and he said I just want a girl that can put on my shoulders, meaning like I need you to be tiny.
But then when he sees her, he's like, oh my God,
he was grabbing her ass and everything.
But then right away, he's like,
I'm not attracted.
So they never bones, right?
They never bone.
And yeah.
But they slept in the same bed and they kissed
and all that stuff.
But he kept calling her like, oh, she reminds me of my aunt.
This is what I want to know, is, do they get paid?
Yes.
They do.
I have to get paid.
I don't know that they get paid.
What are they spending money on?
Everything's given to them.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
You don't get, like, the people, I don't believe
like the castmates of the bachelor,
they don't get the bachelor girls
and the bachelor guys do not get paid. I think if you make it to like the castmates of the bachelor they don't get the bachelor girls the natural guys do not get paid i think if you make it to
like the top
couples
a little if anything so they were putting like affordable housing
they get to the they get to the affordable house
so some of them yeah they some of them lived actually in chicago
it no i guess they all are in chicago but I guess they still kind of had to go to work
or they still could do a little bit of work,
but they definitely had to take like,
the first two weeks they had to be off
because one week was in the pod,
one week was in Kent Coon,
then they have three weeks of living in home in Chicago
but also during the pandemic.
But also during the pandemic.
During the pandemic.
So then it probably worked out perfectly
because they probably couldn't go to their jobs anyway.
Yeah, but I mean, shake and deep tea,
I have to say I'm team deep tea the whole way.
Of course, yeah.
She looks stunning in her outfit.
Her family was wonderful.
And how embarrassing,
we constantly hear that he was like not attracted to you.
And he's just a good, yeah, I know.
She also was like, I lost 70 pounds or something like that.
So she had this like huge weight loss.
Wait, did she lose 70, too?
She said something in like, in like the pods
where she was like, I recently lost like,
I thought that was Nick and Danielle lost 70.
She did as well.
Danielle, yeah, but we'll get it.
Let's get into, but I thought deep to you
when she was like, you know what?
I'm marrying myself today.
I was like, get it girl.
And when she left, and that's when he showed his true self
where he was like, well, let's all just get drunk and party i'm like that yep yep yep that's
who you are that's who you are i think it was really good the way the producers
would do it because i think what they did was each time the people got up to
the um
i was teaching before yeah oh she did lose a lot of weight. Okay. So I think when they got up to the
to the altar, then the preacher whatever would say, you chose to get engaged, sight unseen,
and you know, how do you, and then the whoever was going to be the dumper, who was could say,
then they would let them go first. Because some of the couples, the girl spoke first,
and some of the couples, the guy spoke first.
So I noticed that.
So like the producers obviously knew,
okay, 100% I'm not getting married.
And then they would tell the preacher, okay,
make sure you ask the guy first how he feels
because he's gonna say a bunch of stuff
and at the end he's gonna be like, I'm out.
Mm. Yeah. Mm. Yeah. And I I I loved this show. I mean, Kyle and Shayna, I knew they were doomed
from the get go. But also Kyle. Yeah. Kyle was such an idiot for not knowing. Like, you could
could you not read her body language? Like, he was just like, all right, well, she left you in Mexico.
You don't go back and be like, I think so.
We still on for lunch.
Again, I think he knew it was over with,
but the producers were like, go back.
You want to, you know, this way you have more airtime.
People are going to see you.
Like, it wasn't humiliating for him because basically,
she said, like, I believe in Christ and you don't.
So it wasn't anything like, oh, I'm not attracted to your face,
your body or what you do for a living.
It was like solely something that he was kind of proud of
and it was his belief.
So it's like, he had the most like,
like least embarrassing dumb.
Yeah, we didn't see Kyle's family at all.
We didn't meet Kyle's family.
I was here for Shayna's mom,
like just judging the whole time,
but also rumor has it that Kyle and Deepty are dating now.
I heard that.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Oh yes.
Oh yeah, well there's Steve, yeah.
And then,
but also how crazy was Natalie.
Oh, and then Natalie revealed that someone asked her
in the pods before that said she got an engagement too
and passed on it because she liked Shane better.
Oh, I didn't mean that.
I'm at Danielle and who's the other guy Nick?
Yeah.
Oh, those two.
But Danielle's mom Wendy.
Oh, Danielle and Nick are still together and married.
They are?
Yes.
I guess crazy, it's crazy.
And no one sweats from their pants like that.
I think he peed on the altar.
Just saying.
Yeah, I was, it's very bizarre.
But you know what, I'm like, hey,
people wanna get married, you know, that's it.
And I think when they, I think they were.
The happiest of waiting for me.
And then obviously they never told their parents
what they were doing.
That's part of their deals to surprise them.
Huh?
You know, just like when Colton coming out,
Colton, I think when he got his Netflix show,
they were like, tell your parents,
you're just on another show about like dating.
And then you're gonna talk about it
and then you're gonna, then they're gonna realize what the show's really about.
So the bum of me.
Yeah.
Colton.
Yeah.
All right.
Speaking of single people, Melinda Gates is telling Gail King
that billionaire husband Bill Gates broke her trust
as she opens it about their huge divorce.
So she's doing this big, sit down,
so it hasn't happened yet, right? No. She's doing this big sit down. So it hasn't happened yet, right?
No. She's doing a big sit down interview with Gail King. I'm pretty excited to see. They
have three kids. You know, they've been married forever. You know, she shocked the world when
she and Bill announced that they were ending their 27 year marriage. And they finalized
their $130 billion divorce settlement.
God, I hope she's okay.
I know.
So what happened?
Why did they separate?
Do we know?
Oh, he acted inappropriately toward female employees.
Okay.
Wait, was that why?
This is in the wake of the separation.
Several accusations were made
that Bill had acted inappropriately toward female employees.
It also claimed that Microsoft founder persuaded repeated extramarital affairs and he confessed to engaging
in a fair with the female staff member in 2000.
Oh, in 2000, and then this was the story that also had the weird thing where one, like
same time next year, he used to go to his old girlfriend's house near the lake or something.
Yeah.
The first few years of their marriage.
Yeah, you know who else do this, Prince Charles, you know?
Yeah.
It's like you're, you're, I mean, and also your Bill Gates,
you're not like Jason Momoa, you're not, it's like you're,
you're just some nerd.
Some rich nerd, you know, let him, who cares?
You get $130 billion, let, you know, let him. Who cares? You get $130 billion, you know, I'm not saying
like your husband cheat, but.
Like a lot of people, whether you've got
billions or not, the kids got older.
Yeah.
And they just like came to an agreement
and like let us just like do our thing who really cares.
I don't know, but.
When the kids are out of the house,
I love when they make a big deal about like how much they give to charity of me
Okay, you know who else does that the women and the golden age. Oh, I love charity go for it. You have to watch it
Okay, let's talk about Britney Spears and this just be like my phone background
She is in the French Polynesian
which is in the French Polynesian on vacation. For her friends birthday.
Going full, full nudes,
and then she posts them with little diamonds
on her nipples and vagina and butt crack.
And one of the things that she was doing,
she was holding her and she was like squeezing them,
like beeping them, like little horns.
Mala gram.
Yeah, yeah.
Going around and people are like comments like
come on girl why are you giving it all away why are you showing it all and then
her next post was like all right folks showing my body French Polynesia as a
rebel and a free woman I will do big letters because I think that means it's
important and I don't want to be left out showing things of importance.
Let's talk makeup.
Okay, I've always been a frugal buyer.
If it's absolutely amazing, I will spend money on it.
But the way I was raised, I've always been very conscious,
and have what I spend, and I just realized today,
Tuesday, March 1st, the only makeup I used to wear was Chanel.
I really like this big letter thing. Oh my God!
Anyway last night I bought my makeup and I'm excited because the pick above me is I'm wearing only
Chanel makeup. Anyways I'm sure there are a lot of other brands that can do the trick but I
remember this one made me feel absolutely beautiful to the makeup artist who gave it to me thank you
well this photo is like fifteen years ago so i know it's longer it's more than that
that's that's like that that's like at the vma's that's that that's like two thousand
one to maybe like two thousand four
this is definitely s yet this is like like Billboard Music Awards or something like that.
But like, she's there for her fiance's birthday's March 4th this week.
So I'm like, what do I mean?
Shit.
Well, the makeup brand, the makeup has not been great for a long time.
So I don't know.
Oh my God.
She looks like a wet raccoon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like if you're looking for a smoky eye,
it's like, it's like she got her makeup done by Julia Fox.
I'm sorry, Kanye West.
And then he just wet his hands and just smeared it.
I don't mean, I've talked a lot about it.
So I guess just rolling around naked.
Do it. Just go do it.
And she did it to wicked game by Chris Isaac,
which is like one of the music videos that like a
Woke my sexual peak as a kid right? Oh
We're rolling around the sand. Yeah, and I hear wicked game. Yeah, I got married
Yeah, Helen and Chris is sitting Chris Isaac. No, I don't think so but like
Oh, and but I'm saying get naked do it, but also I think is she she just got a $15 million book deal
Does she need to tag Chanel or is she asking makeup brands
to like send her stuff?
Well, then she posted this.
Oh God, what's the, I thought this was a fourth grader.
And it was, it's, it looks to be an assignment
that she had, maybe in the fourth grade.
Maybe now.
Maybe younger or maybe now.
And it's like, who is your hero?
And she writes, dad, why do you consider this person to be your hero?
He is brave.
Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
And then she wrote, Mom.
So she takes this piece of school work that she kept with her all these years, brings
it to the French Polynesian, takes a photo of it, I assume. And posts it and then writes, oops, let's see.
This is the day I realized my mom should have scared.
What?
I realized my mom should have scared my dad in life,
or possibly just attempted to care.
PSS, I've learned to be like her.
I don't know. That way your sweet daddy's
never scared, right Ma? Pssss. When moms play their daughters LOL, five red roses.
Geez, my whole life. If you look up, you can see a child wrote this. Only a child
knows. Pssss. And what the child said is the way it should be.
This is my favorite horror film. Like this is, it's scary. It's very like whatever happened
to baby Jane. I don't even, I'm like, I don't even get it.
I don't get it.
This, her book should just be a book of riddles.
That's all that is going to be.
It's going to be a book of riddles. It should be is going to be a book of riddles it should be like a little game uh-huh because literally I I feel like I'm figuring this out so she's trying to say
that her dad was scared of her mom and that's a good thing and the child but that also she was
scared of the mom or she's saying um dad should be scared of you I don't know is that a good thing
I don't know but again I'm thinking of whatever lyrics to one of her songs.
You say, I'm crazy, I've got your crazy.
That's what it is.
So I'm just, I don't know, maybe the book entails like some,
maybe she gets like some emoji stickers
and you can put them on her bits.
Maybe there's like a paint by number.
Maybe there's like, put the brown shoes on the feet.
I don't know what kind of book
we're gonna get, but if it's gonna be cryptic and like Easter eggs and all that kind of stuff,
we're gonna be like decoding it for a while. This is some juicy scoop and I've heard about for a
long time that I've been quiet about. But now it has been written, It's all alleged, but it is coming from who wrote this.
I think the...
I mean, the real housewives of Beverly.
No, but who wrote the article?
It's like Laura Sophia.
Laura Sophia wrote it. Okay. Anyway, this has been the rumor that after a night of going out in Aspen while the girls were filming
The real house is a Beverly Hills
They went back to where they were staying and Kathy Hilton was pissed at the girls because I don't know
They bailed on her and they did something at Pisteroth the cameras weren't around and she
allegedly
Here say who knows referred to Sutton's cameras weren't around and she allegedly
here say who knows
referred to sentence
assistant
as the f-h-g word
oh that's the f-word
yes okay i was like rives is maggot okay
oh
that i was that was upsetting to a lot of people,
because it's very wrong to worry about it.
And then, and then, we would,
then after this Aspen trip, like Lisa Rinner would post
these cryptic things, you know, like, oh,
I guess, cease and assists are back and everything.
And again, people were putting this together like a puzzle. So
now, apparently it was a cease and assist was sent to Lisa Renna saying, don't next time
you all get together for lunch and the cameras are there, don't go, oh my god, you guys,
you have no idea what happened when we got back from the nightclub that night, you know,
Kathy was so pissed and she said this,
and now it's out there for them to all ruminate
and talk about on camera.
So she sent a legal letter saying, don't bring that up.
And then she stopped filming with them.
She didn't do any more episodes.
Like she didn't do the final like episode with a final,
Kathy didn't do the final like, goodbye a final like Kathy didn't do the final like
goodbye party because of this. Well this is what they're putting all together. So other
people I was reading it and and some gay men in there was like I don't care if she did
she's still great for the show I don't want to see her get canceled. I don't really care.
It would make my day of Kathy Hilton called me me the f-word i think it's just like i'd be like
this bitch
i think you may have referred to him i don't if she said it to him
well i mean so we've heard from about it listen if it's true or not yeah it's
just gonna be because there weren't cameras there it's gonna be her word
against the ladies these women are just jealous that kathy hilton's getting all
this love i I think.
And especially that Kathy Hilton has now become a gay icon.
And then how it gets out there like the same way the whole Lucy Goosey apple juicy the
dog.
Yeah.
And you know, who put out that story and how the story made to read look bad.
But then again, if this really did happen, why are we mad at the how the.
So anyway, it will never be a Kathy Hilton.
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Yeah, that's the other effort. I photo shoot did a photo shoot for interview magazine, but these outfits are just
Very interesting he's wearing is that Fendi? Yeah, those are like Fendi pants and he's wearing like a monk robe with a black cowboy hat and then he's out in the garden
in a white coat and a white, but with these enormous black shoes, they look like they're like three sizes too big, but anyway, kind of bizarre.
I love it. Yeah. I love this. I love a good like Harry Hamlin like photo shoot.
Real house size of New Jersey. This was kind of crazy we got to see chorisa's new man
and is this drunk dron
this drunk drunk dron
and uh... new man and he uh...
you know he he was on in the hot seat and made his face very red also there
are bites of the jersey sure and i think sometimes people don't use as much
sunscreen as they should
he was very nervous about having to defend the fact that he went on this like, like
ultra male retreat a few years ago.
Alpha male retreat.
Yes.
And then did like a video to his fiance at the time say, I want to marry you and everything.
And then sent it to her.
They broke up.
He becomes famous being Teresa's boyfriend
and she released it out into the internet
while that everybody saw it.
So they're all seeing it while they're filming it
and then they bring it up and he's like,
I'll explain, I'll explain.
Now Teresa was very defensive of him
and we see this one moment where he's basically,
like a lot of men have said to their women
or a lot of people have said to the partner like,
you know, hey, I don't need you to defend me. Let me finish. Okay. Two years, one mouth. Okay. Let me talk.
Like just and she's like, okay, okay. But she was being kind of annoying. But it's like we start to see the cracks of this perfect love. Like, okay.
Now you're just like every other 50 year old couple shut up. Anyway, he says, what happened was I went on this retreat, this boot camp, that's my
friend told me about, and I realized there I was with the wrong woman and I was breaking
up with her, and now she's very thirsty and so she put it out there.
But we also saw the video and he was saying, I want to marry you, I want to put our lives back together and now he just like is saying I was actually breaking up with you.
Anyway, so it was it's getting it's getting juicy.
Also two years one mouth is my favorite porn. I'm just gonna just gonna say it was really
there for me during the pandemic. Two years one mouth.
Two years one mouth. And the other one was there's lots of the pandemic. Two years one now. Two years one now.
And the other one was there's lots of views.
There's only one.
Which would also work for a new jersey,
because they always say, hey, use.
Use, yeah, there's lots of use.
They only want to be.
Yeah.
God.
What else you want to talk about?
Well, we're going to be together.
Yeah, we're going to be together.
How are you going to have some exciting news?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Why don't you tell me how exciting news?
My exciting news is I have my own podcast, my solo project.
It's going to be called Just Say In, with Justin Martendale.
It comes out on Friday, this Friday, wherever your platforms are.
So I'm starting that up with Comedy Store records.
And I'm very excited about that.
So it's gonna be just me, maybe some guests.
I'd love to have you on.
We'll see, you don't wanna go into the base
when the Comedy Store.
Well, that's a no, of course I'll do it.
It'll be fun.
You're not excited for you and I think that's great.
So everybody check that out on Friday,
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Great. And are you do you think here's one more question for you? Yeah. Do you think we're gonna see Colton as coming out Colton?
Season two.
You do think so.
Yes.
That is your prediction.
I think I'm already predicting it.
We're gonna get season two.
It's really hard not only being gay, but now getting gay married.
So we're gonna have him.
Lots of grooms, Zilla jokes.
grooms, Zilla jokes.
We're gonna get retreats.
We're gonna get bachelor parties. We're gonna get bachelor parties, we're gonna
get all these instigates that he's now best friends with being like, Colton you're so funny.
You know, we're gonna get like a guy's trip, it's gonna be him planning the wedding and
the chaos that ensues.
Mark my words, it's not gonna, it's gonna be called, here comes the groom or some shit like that.
Coming out, Qualtin, which by the way, I didn't realize that he's 30 and his fiance's 39.
I didn't know there was still.
It's not that big of a deal.
Also, you're just came, who marries the first boy, who marries their first boyfriend?
Do you think it is that a lot of Netflix deals
include two-year guarantee or might have been with this stipulation. We want to do two seasons
if there's enough there. There's enough there. And would there been enough there though? No.
If they do not get engaged. No. And I think this is a thing where they
if they did not get engaged. No, and I think this is a thing where they will play
in everything and at the end, Colton's gonna be like,
I'm not ready yet.
It's gonna be his love is blind.
Oh.
And then we get a season three of them going
to couples therapy and then working it out
or maybe they break up and he's like single again.
Yeah, we're not, we're not getting rid of them
for any time.
No, they will get married. They will get married. Mm-hmm. They will get married and then
You know, I was just doing Jeff Lewis's show and Megan Weaver knows the guy who
She knows a guy who was in a very long like 10 15 year relationship
With the guy Jordan. Is it Jordan? Yes, who then left his boyfriend of 15 years after
meaning Colton. Yeah, where could this go? So I think they get married. Red flags. This is what I
think they get married, hoping that they get a third season to go down the baby route, of freezing
eggs, finding a surrogate, finding an egg donor or the whole thing. Because it worked for Michael and Lance, so I guess that's what we do now.
But if Lance and Michael didn't get a show about that, I don't think that Netflix will
sign up for the third year. And then they're going to be like, well, if no one's going to watch
this journey, we'll just going to hang out and have a fun couple. We're not going to be as
in a rush to go down the baby road unless people are filming it.
Well, that's the thing.
Lance and Michael actually want to be parents.
That's the thing.
I feel like if they did do a Netflix thing with them
and they're like, oh, we're gonna bring Michael to Lance in,
they'd be like, yeah, this is how you take care of a baby.
And this is how-
Oh, you mean we've been for an episode just to be like-
They'll be the dad friends, yeah.
I hope not, I love them so much.
I'm like, oh, come on guys, don't do that.
But I definitely think we're going to get a coming up call. You think you're going to
get mad if Lance and Michael know get the check. Oh, for but I'm just like doing episode.
They will. Yeah. You probably will. Well, I'll be in the back. I'll be in the background.
This is this is a new section called gay predictions. Gay predictions with Justin Martin Dale.
Yes.
Here's what's coming out, no pun intended, on Netflix in the near future.
Oh my gosh, love you.
I love you too sweetheart.