Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Miss USA Exposed When The Rich Silence Creators with Justin Martindale
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It's just Justin Martin Dale and I.
How are you, honey?
I'm wonderful.
I'm cozy.
Am I cozy earth?
It's fall. I'm here with you. It's a gloomy day. Well wonderful, I'm cozy, am I cozy earth, it's fall,
I'm here with you.
It's a gloomy day, well I think the sun might have come out,
but it would have been a gloomy this morning,
with chili.
We just had some oatmeal and berries.
Yes we did and very nice.
It's perfect time for oatmeal and berries.
I found a new crazy inexpensive grocery store.
Where?
Well we are looking for tile, Peter and I,
because we're doing this house situation.
And over in West Hills on like Fall Burke and Victory,
or Shupin Victory, is this sort called Aldi?
Have you heard of it?
ALDI.
Yes, I've heard of that.
So we get it in there, and I'm like, well, let's just try it out,
you know, and
But you have to have a quarter for the shopping cart. What?
Well, do they know there's a coin shortage any like I know so then I go well, I have a dollar
Oh, I asked the guy and he goes no, we don't exchange change
I mean, I really think if your whole thing is the only way you can get a cart is to have an actual quarter,
I think you should have some type of machine
or a token machine, like you'd use it check a cheese.
Exactly.
And I get the point of let's not have these shopping carts
roaming around or attract a certain kind of person
that enjoys a shopping cart besides being in a store.
But anyway, what into the store could not believe some of the prices?
Good or bad?
Good!
Okay.
Blueberries, enormous blueberries, 149.
Wow.
I know.
Avocado, 59 cents.
I used fuck to keep it.
Stop it!
I pay $10 for my avocados.
I think at Irwan, they're 1994. They, I mean, I, so.
Yeah.
They juicy, like, big, hunky, juicy avocados.
Yeah.
Hunky avocados, okay.
Well, I mean, yeah, they look to be good.
Mm-hmm.
And so, anyway, there's, you know, what,
what, grocery outlet, bargain market.
And there's earwax, which, by the way,
I went to Irwan earwax whatever yeah
across from my hairdressers
and
i have to say though
you know what's great about it is that is i was in Beverly Hills and i was
going to and i thought i'm going to have to go get a salad
and order it and eat it while he dies my hair and stuff
and does my highlights
you go in there and you can get in like a piece of salmon and two sides for
one flat price which is expensive but still less than if you got like a salmon
salad
from a fancy restaurant
and that it's ready to go yeah i think for like lunch and and stuff like that
still superly super expensive
it was
absolutely delicious.
Well, that's good.
I will say extremely expensive, but extremely tasty
and like very healthy.
Everyone scares me.
I just get scared every time I drive by it or something.
I just, because I feel like I'm gonna go in there
and they're gonna be like, get out immediately.
I'm like, I'm here for uncurtled duck milk.
Like, where else can I get it? I think today you fit in okay what you're wearing and thank you and i think that um
what the one the girl did say do you want to get this deal for eight dollars a month
where then you get a discount on this luncheon thing which i was like you know if i worked across
the street from one i would totally do that because you could have like a lunch every day.
That was, you're like, shut up, Heather, get to the juicy scoop.
Anyway.
No, this is what I love hearing about your savings out here.
I'm just saying, it's, here was a little treat of like, hey, I'm giving this, I'm giving
my opinion about certain places, okay?
And we're, to this day, we're still allowed to do that, but we might not be any more of
a certain housewife has anything to do with it.
We don't get it with a minute but first let's talk about this comedian her name
are you all uh... will her instagram is aerial comedy
uh... and the poor thing was doing stand up at uncle vines i don't know what city
this is
and this woman started yelling out
didn't like
she did you vote for
and she goes and you know she has to go to go for and she goes well who do you think i
vote for
well i think you voted for biden based on
uh... what your jokes are saying she's like okay she's like i'm not gonna say
who i vote for
and then uh... she keeps cream at her and then she says well i think you
voted up for trump based on the fact that you keep talking and no one wants to
hear you speak very funny trump based on the fact that you keep talking and no one wants to hear you speak
very funny clever
the one and
throws a full bottle of full can of beer at chuckter right past her face
it hit the brick wall
and the people that were in the audience what i think was with the woman i heard
the guy go being like what the hell is wrong with you
that i don't even why i'm always a new Jersey. I don't even want to be with you.
Like I'm embarrassing to be with that person. She picked it up, she drank the beer.
She's Heather McToll is talking about her with Justin Martin Taylor and Juicy Scoop. Her life
is made at this point. She has a deal in the works. Oh, Netflix special happening. Happening, she is like being scouted.
She will be the next biggest thing.
Yes.
But you know what, I have to say,
she handled herself very well.
So well, I loved how she handled it.
And she did a great job.
I mean, I want to know what happened to that woman,
but also it's like, you're making an ass clown over yourself and you look foolish and I hope she was arrested for assault.
She probably wasn't. Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, probably not.
They probably were like, you need to leave and she left.
She probably finished her stand-up, didn't think at the moment what an impact this would have on people watching it.
Because literally 10 people sent this to me this morning.
Oh, of course.
And so, yeah, so the girls probably fine.
You know, she may not even be aware that we're talking about what an idiot she was.
And I doubt anybody was arrested or anything because the comedy clubs, like I've said before,
have, you know, a small amount of people working there.
They don't necessarily have regular security.
Yeah.
So they did probably ask her to leave
and they probably wanted to leave.
And whoever that guy that she was with
was probably like, let's go asshole and probably,
they probably remove themselves.
This is what, this is one of the biggest pet peeves
I have about stand-up clubs is the security
because there is a rule at the very beginning of shows.
It's like turn off your phones.
You know, don't talk.
Don't ruin the show.
Right.
And the minute this woman said, hey, I got about for this
security should have come over and been like, no, strike one.
Right.
No more talking.
And if she did it again, you're done.
You're leaving.
But the fact that they waited until this woman picked up a beer
and made the decision to throw it,
had it hit this girl and busted her face open?
I mean, shows over.
Like, and I just think it's so awful.
And I've had encounters where I've done a show
and someone's, you you know said something or whatever
and then finally they get up and leave and the security's been over and they're
like I'm sorry I should have been here and I'm like yeah I just should have
it's your job right stand inside don't stand outside by the box of the club
you need to be inside where the shit happens
well people are unhinged well listen a lot of security guards
I've seen in places lately are either looking at
their phone the whole time or they have air buds in and they're listening to hopefully
juicy scoop, which I'll be fine with.
Or in this case, we don't know that, you know, it looks like a small club, they might
not have a regular security guard.
That person might be running around getting drinks, helping out staff, whatever, across the other room,
delivering chicken fingers.
It happens.
Anyway, the new point is she got a viral video and someone that has gotten a viral video
of just me saying a dumb joke about my period and then fainting.
It can be a little bit life-changing, career-wise, and I hope her career just skyrocks from here.
I think she's going to be fine.
However, I will say there is a mandatory staff meeting today at Uncle Vinnie.
Mark my words.
They're like, oh, shit.
All right, guys, gather round.
Amazing.
All right, this was news that started to happen like on Thursday.
People were sending this to me.
Miss USA, Gabrielle, this girl, her name's Robani, Gabrielle, Denise, people that were sending this to me miss USA
Gabrielle this girl her name's Robani Gabrielle
Denise allegations that the pageant was rigged in her favor. So this girl was from Texas. She won Miss Texas
And then she won miss USA. Now miss USA is different than Miss America the biggest difference do you know
Swim suit. No.
No, damn it.
I would be almost like,
I'd almost be more disturbed if you did know
because it's a subscript.
The difference is,
Miss America has a talent competition.
Oh, that's it.
I knew there was a category.
Were you like seeing,
and Miss USA is just about being cute
and shredding your stuff and answering the questions.
So.
Miss America's older too, right?
Aren't they allowed to be in their 30s and have dreams?
No.
No, I thought Miss America was a little older.
I think they run anywhere from 18 to 26.
Okay.
Some are already in law school, some have graduated,
some are sophomore in high college, whatever.
But anyway, this girl, Heather.
17 and 25.
17 and 25 you have to be. This girl starts going off on tick-tock and Instagram. That's always a Heather
I love a Heather and
she
Basically, this is what she says so as the girl gets her crown
She says you notice some of the other girls are walking away like they didn't
some of the other girls are walking away. Like they didn't think around and be happy for her.
Like they immediately.
And the next day within 24 hours of her getting the crown,
she is featured on this beautiful resort,
in which is a sponsor of the Miss USA contest,
doing getting spa treatments.
So her first gripe was, if this wasn't rigged,
if they weren't in Kahoot's's where the owner of the Miss USA contest wasn't in Cahood's with her
brands to be like, choose, ask this Miss Texas to come and do your ad. So when she
wins, it can immediately, you can immediately put it out. That's what they're
saying. Because all the girls got to go and experience the spa, but nobody had like a special commercial
filmed for them.
Yeah, a partnership, a paid partnership.
Yes.
Sponsored by.
Now, the, the, the, the, the Miss Texas has come out and said, my Miss Texas thing was like
a little bit later than many of the other states of me winning. And after that is when sponsorships started
come as Miss Texas and one of them being this resort.
So I did do it before, but I know a, like,
I still believe I won.
And then the Heather girl was saying,
and nobody go after Miss Texas.
Like whatever happened, it's not her fault, you know?
But she believes that the owner of it
Okay, so here that here the girl is at the
How do you pronounce that?
Nizu
Nizu or something resorts someplace in Mexico and so right after she won they said congratulations to the newly crown Miss USA
We are so proud to have you as one of our
Niz crown miss us a we are so proud to have you as one of our miss you could
i don't know meds bomb acid or is okay so this whole thing
so um...
so
also interesting is executive director is shana mohler
so that you know that was miss us a herself and was married to travis barker
right yes yes so um... don't say her name two more times because she'll show up
so they were trying to say they try to say look we have an open door policy for
all of our hometown delegates and their families should anyone be
concerned at any time about the pageant topic whatever this whole thing so
they're saying um
okay so this girl saying you're a bully sh Mokler, you shouldn't be in a position
of leadership for a young woman because she thinks it's all fake.
This other, this girl also went on to say to Heather girl that they have to pay for a
lot of things themselves.
If they have extra luggage, they would have to pay for that, which you assume they would
have to wear all these outfits.
If they want extra food, anything they do.
And she was saying, in her opinion,
that this girl got a lot of extra perks
from the beginning by the people that ran it.
Here is the girl who owns the company, owns Miss USA,
named Crystal Stewart, actually doing Miss Texas' hair backstage.
Okay, that's some good evidence.
Also she said the brand of that resort, that guy was in the audience watching Miss USA.
And on his reals, I mean on his i mean on his stories on his stories on instagram
the only person person the only person that he
featured throughout the whole
time was miss texas
uh... as he sitting in the audience he could have filmed anybody
and he was calling the winner without calling the winner he was just like
you know all whatever that was his favorite.
So then there was a, then she also shared this Miss USA, Miss Teen USA thing, saying that this one person
has been removed and she believes it's because
there might have been some sexual,
sexual assault allegations.
She's just spreading it all.
Okay, so
I want to tell you about my experience
Under the Miss USA pageant, okay
Or maybe it was Miss America. I don't know. You can't remember. They they're so similar Is there a talent portion? I wish it was rigged. I we thought it was rigged
It was it. I got the boot before the final 10.
God. It was summer after my graduation year from USC.
And the woman who owned the pageant for Miss Tarzana.
She was in charge of Miss Tarzana.
Her husband was a big realtor and she was my mother's friend.
And she called my mother saying I would love Heather to be in it.
So I would think I was gonna have a
little bit extra attention. Yeah. And I did. Okay. I did. She helped me. She'd
like adored me. Now maybe it was me as USA because there wasn't a talent portion
but she I did like a share impression for her and she goes that's talent. She
was I'm gonna I'm gonna have the question be when you have to answer the question, be in a way that you can work in your
share impression because I think you're so talented and funny, okay. So now I have
to get my outfit together. I'm just going. It's at the Warner Center Marriott,
okay, at the Warner Center Marriott. My dad buys a table.
My friend lives is there.
And I'm gonna do this thing.
And I'm thinking, I don't know if I'm gonna win,
but I'm certainly gonna get to like the top 10.
But if I do win, then I go to Miss California,
in which we go to Disneyland, and we wear the sash,
and we go to the front of the line on the rides,
which is the main thing that I was looking forward to.
And so because it has its perks.
Yeah.
So I do the inner reason.
I think I'm doing great.
I didn't know.
So another thing about this thing is that this USA also owns a coaching service.
So you're so that you have to pay for these coaches to help you prepare for the
questions, what to wear like style is all that kind of stuff. She claims that this Miss Texas got
all that for free. Oh, I don't know if they're scholarships for certain people or what, but this
girl paid at this Miss Montana Heather girl paid for everything out of her own pocket. So like
she's a little annoyed by that. So anyway, I did get, I think swimsuits we got to choose from everything at the final
moment, like two weeks before, we would have these rehearsals with the other girls about
how we were going to do this. And like everyone had a sponsor, so mine was the real estate sponsor of my current business.
And this girl walks in and she's very put together in good looking.
And she's actually from Wisconsin.
But she realized that Miss Tarzanah was like a little shocky, like a little stupid operation
that she could probably come in and win it.
And she did.
Big fish of the strong point. that she could probably come in and win it right and She did big fish the small car and this is lady goes the woman who's like oh at the last minute
And so I see this girl. I'm like okay. She had tapes of like to get her in the mood
You know like she's she had coaching tapes like she knew exactly what to say and do and I kind of was like my only
Preparation was just being a kid that watched it on TV. Like I didn't look up one thing.
I didn't try to like figure out a better walk
or better outfit or anything or what to do with my hair.
I just was like, all right, I'm gonna be like as cute
as I can be that day.
And she was training like listening to Ia the Tiger
having a full 80s montage like boxing.
She was, there's actual tapes that will give you like
questions that most likely will be asked and the best way to answer them
so you can really kind of study it
but more importantly did you answer the question with a share impression was
it like
heather well how would you like to solve world peace i'm sure rich like was that
the i was it would have been
if i can turn back time
i would tell the world.
No, seriously.
I would tell the city of Tarzanah
that in order to create a stronger community,
we need to have more concerts in the Wander Center Park.
I'd like to bring that back
and not just stop it after Labor Day.
We, as you know, we have beautiful weather here.
We could have that continuing going out all the way up until Christmas providing
it does it rain which doesn't rain much here and really encourage local
talent um... theater programs in the San Fernando Valley to be part of that
stage performance and that is the way I would solve world peace in
ternsana california Thank you. Contestant number
nine, Heather McDonald. Thank you. Well, I got up there and stood there in my bathing suit
in which they picked the 10 finalists and I was not one. And that is one of my friend Liz said
that my dad threw down his napkin. I want to say you might have been wearing a tuxedo and said this is fucking bullshit.
Let's get out of here.
I had such a bad attitude that I told the woman,
I just want to leave.
And she's like, that's a horrible attitude to have.
I'm like, you're totally right, that's awful.
Anyway, sat back there for the next two hours,
tells someone that wasn't even boarding California
and literally got
an apartment there three days before one.
Yeah, we really need to secure our pageant borders.
You know, it's just, it's a problem that needs to be addressed.
Also, I know you, Valley girls, did you all like key her car or like blow out her tires?
No, but she sabotaged her in any way. Part of her winning was to get a gym membership
with a personal trainer at like 24-hour fitness or something.
And my sister Shannon said she saw her there.
God, she used the actual membership.
Yes, and saw her walking around with her sash.
Ew, in the gym.
It hurt with her unitarred on.
With the trainer and Shannon was like,
and you know what, I go, what,
she has, her body is really good.
God, Shannon.
Did she own the trainer?
No, I'm sure the girl, like, probably moved on,
didn't get Miss California and then, like, whatever.
But, like, of course, you want to be like an anchor
or something, everybody always does.
She's a pageant locust onto the next big city of Tarzana.
I mean, I think this is pretty juicy because it is at this big level and it deals with brands
and social media and social influencers and all of that.
So I think this might be kind of interesting.
Like, make people go back and go, God, was this something?
I mean, I can't, I doubt this is the first year
that it got a little muddy.
Sure.
And I honestly will say, like, we don't really hear
from pageant contestants,
but when they like, use their platform
on an actual platform, like it's like,
oh, shit, like usually they're just like,
I lost. Right. You know, and now they're like,
here's what's happening.
And I think that's a big, I think that's a Balsey statement.
And I think, yeah, they're like, all the money,
all the sponsorships that go into this and like,
for actual contestants to be like, the sucks.
Like, yeah, basically they're saying like,
we never had a chance.
We were cheated.
They believe they never had a chance.
They believe this was done you know from the start to have the owner of the
uh... pageant
satisfy commitments of
ambassadors and a brands and stuff so
that kind of makes sense and it's it's pretty bad so we'll see but i i did think
though having that woman own the page of that was my mom's good friend. I thought it was going to be fixed.
And unfortunately, it was not.
I would have never joined.
I'm going to win.
I would have never joined if I didn't 100.
We 100% believed I was going to win.
I think we 100% believed it was going to be slightly rigged.
And I had no problem with that because she asked me to do it.
Mm-hmm.
You were like, oh, I've got this in the bag.
Anyway, Bethany Franco is sewing TikTok over ad featuring
her image.
Well.
OK, so basically, you know, she's suing, really, she should
just be suing the person that used her image.
But that's small bananas and
she's big bananas and so of course you're gonna sue tiktok and get the press that she needs which you know
page six writes better twice a week and i talk about her about once a week so she's doing okay for
herself she's all right
um yeah where do you want to go with this? Well, the basically the way I understand it is that she did do an ad for like a Jenny
Kane sweater and then a company that makes kind of knock off sweaters of that took her video.
You took her video.
Her likeness.
Yeah, but it's her.
First, first one they were doing, I'm like, did they choke off her head and like,
impose it on a different sweater? I was like, I don't understand where she's going with it, right? So I get that but how the
TikTok can't like
Moderate every single thing that goes on there. I mean, so if someone did that they should get in trouble for it
They should get their wrist slapped, you know
should get in trouble for it, they should get their wrist slapped, you know, maybe get banned or whatever from TikTok for a while. And of course, she could go after them for
that. But like, my God, you know, it's TikTok going to do that about everything. Well,
she's taking a step further, I think, with all of it. But yeah.
Well, I just think that's kind of stupid. It's like, I'm going to sue TikTok. And if you're going to sue TikTok, can TikTok also be like, well,'s like I'm going to sue TikTok.
If you're going to sue TikTok, can TikTok also be like, well, then if you're going to sue
us, you're not allowed on our platform anymore.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Right.
They're just like, get out of here.
Well, I think there's so much TikTok drama in which I love, you know, I get a lot of
juicy scoop from TikTok.
I follow a lot of smaller creators on TikTok
That's really making it and sharing stuff and going on deep dives that I don't and I have a
You know, I always come up with movie ideas
So this is just a hypothetical movie idea kind of but maybe based on real life
You know how they do that like before a law and order like anything
So if this comes
sound similar to anybody don't come sue me because I just me walking around this earth and coming
up with a movie idea. Just let the girl live as a former Miss Tarzanah. Let the girl dream.
But I wasn't Miss Tarzanah, God damn it. We're all Miss Tarzanah.
People are like I just wanted people to know. Woodland Hills is an extort of Miss Tarzanah. People are like I just wanted people to know
Woodland Hills is an extort to Miss Tarzanah. That's why I could technically
qualify. Okay and there was no Miss Woodland Hills so it wasn't like I had to
choose between two huge counties. Okay. Still keeps you up at night.
One of the biggest worst moments of my life. Okay so here's my idea for a movie.
Okay. Based you know on like what's going on where you're watching it.
And so, okay, so there's a former real housewife,
who leaves the franchise because she's so successful
with her own brand,
she doesn't have to do this bullshit anymore.
And she wants to get into the TikTok world.
And she wants to appear really authentic and world. And she wants to appear like really
authentic and like really just give her heart and soul to the things. So she starts, this
all hypothetical. She starts going to different grocery stores, like I said, and testing out
different condiments, everything from William Sonoma mustard to one that you'd get at the
99 cent store. And then she does these videos where she's like,
put this in a hot dog, fucking bananas.
Ship ball, are you killing me right now?
Is this even a hot dog?
Where am I, am I, daughter, state here?
Am I on the moon?
Get this now.
And then she'd go to another mustard and she'd be like,
not worth the 1995 or one, go fuck yourself.
And people are like, gosh you um... Elizabeth will call her
thank you Elizabeth for telling the truth about different condiments and why
you can go and like we love you you're the greatest
and then she keeps saying things like it's a scam this mustard is a scam this
is a scam
and then a like
like a tiktok her that's just like a smart girl
that just is really being herself is like oh my god so I did
a deep dive and I found out that a lot of celebrities like to trademark a lot of things
that are even out yet but they think it's going to be so they trademark a saying or something
and then they start using that saying like seven months after it's already been trademark
in what they are trying to appear to be an authentic way and then they're like this mustered to scam and then maybe because there'll
be a TV show that's called it to scam or whatever. So, so then, there are people who watch that
girl and they're like, oh, that's interesting. You know, she's got whatever, 10,000 who are
followers or 10,000 likes or, but you know know maybe she's making a tiny bit of money a month as a tiktok
well then Elizabeth the sauce girl
it's like
fuck that
you're not gonna make me look bad you fucking liar
so then she gets a cease and assist letter and sends it to that little
tiktok her
along with other tiktokers and other influencers that have also shared their opinion
just like she's sharing her opinion about the sauces they get to share their opinion about
maybe brands that she's had or maybe they saying I do like that mustard from William Sonoma
and I do think this is interesting and trade seeing people's trademarks people showed it about
the Kardashians but the Kardashians don't care
when people do that, because they're like so above it.
But this Elizabeth girl, I guess, isn't.
So then, in walks the hero of the story,
which would be someone that's like a mom,
she's a comedian, and she's had a podcast
for seven and a half years.
But who's counting?
No, and she's like, this is fucking bullshit, half years but who's counting no and she's like this is fucking bullshit because i've already won this is a
character stalking not me
i've already won a
a case that's changed the law for podcasting
in which someone tried to shut me up and tell me i couldn't use my freedom of speech
and i feel that Elizabeth the soft lady is trying to go after
uh... younger less rich less powerful influencers who have a right to give their opinion
and rise up the ranks just the way she gained so much in her career of giving her opinion.
So they go to court eventually and all of the people that are,
that I have a whole group of people show up
at the courthouse to support this young tiktokker
i'm the old
podcaster not me the girl
the hero is the old podcaster lady
and then all of her followers wear a shirt that says Elizabeth
is a hypocrite and they wear that and everybody it's all gets exposed
and it's um gets exposed and it's lifetime wanted it,
but Netflix wants to be lifetime now, apparently.
And so lifetime buys it and it becomes a movie.
And as people watch it, they go, oh wow.
I think I know what this scandal was about,
but we never say the name of who it is
and we call it like the skinny sauce scandal.
Ooh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Or bat tick crazy.
Cute.
So short.
Or something.
I love a good mustard scam.
That just sounds fun.
The mustard scam.
The mustard scam.
Because you're like, what is this mustard scam?
Do you need real mustard season in or not?
I mean, what the fuck?
I can't even taste it.
Is it Pupon?
Is it?
Yeah. What is this? Like, everyone knows I love a good mustard. I mean, what the fuck? I can't even taste it. Is it Pupon? Is it? Yeah.
Daly, what is this?
Yes. Like, everyone knows I love a good mustard.
I love a good, sometimes I just put mustard
and chose to eat it alone.
You're right Elizabeth, she loves mustard.
Yeah.
Just leave us alone. We need to say our families.
I need more mustard.
Right.
But soap is fine.
Don't fucking tell me that my mustard stories
are not authentic, bitch.
Here's a season to say, and you better not talk about it.
So now that tick-tuck person, you know know would have to take it all down and never mention or talk about that person who is a public figure ever again
Which when your public figure you can talk about people?
I just missed the old days where we could just review condiments freely
Speaking of which we just watched an amazing trailer who it's on Netflix trying to be lifetime however
amazing trailer, it's on Netflix trying to be lifetime however. Falling for Christmas with Lindsey Lohan.
Yes.
And we're not giving anything away because the trailer gives the whole thing away.
It really does.
We don't need to watch it.
You don't have to watch it guys.
Just watch the trailer just came out today.
Can I tell you what it's about?
Yes.
It's overboard on the slopes.
With she is parasilton.
She starts out being parasiltonilton doesn't have to work
and is the air to the biggest hotel chain in the world yes and sure enough her boyfriend
asks her to marry him on the slopes with the deal with diamond ring that parasilton i think
her fourth fiance she's married to like the fifth one now i don't have a time she's been engaged
but in real life parasilton was engaged to a guy that gave her
ring
on a slope and i want to say that that she didn't marry that guy i don't think she
did she didn't marry that one she married the next one yeah
and he she falls and she has her head nobody and people find her later on
and now she's in the small working class part of town
gross not the aspen part, like an hour away part.
Which looks like a Santa's village.
Which still gorgeous.
It's like every house is probably still $2 million for the ship.
Oh for sure.
Everything smells like gingerbread and everything's clean.
Yeah, so she doesn't know how to make a bed.
I mean.
And now you see Goldie Han and Kurt Russell's situation going on.
Except, I don't think there's going to be that scene where Kirk
Russell commits this or that they're really married and so then he basically has
sex with her and then to cut that scene out. They probably did. That was like,
is this sexual assault with a someone who is amnesia? I'm like, what is this? But of
course he has a child in overboard. He had four boys. He has a cute daughter and i'm i'm gonna go on a limb
and say that in the end what in the end the rich guy the guy who wants to be rich
she really has the money he comes back and tries to woo her and she thinks she's
going to and then of course changes her mind and stays with him and the little girl
and she does have creative ideas that come out through the time that she's cleaning the house
and so she's able to build up a career with him and her new daughter that has nothing to do
with the Hilton quote-unquote last name. I'm gonna up I'm gonna up the Annie. Please do.
She's gonna learn how to make several beds.
In fact, she's gonna have so much fun,
like taking apart beds and putting them together
in this lodge, she's going to create a successful Airbnb chain.
Within the village.
That brings a bunch, because the village doesn't get
the tourism that the expensive Aspen part does.
The village is about to shut down.
It's going to go bankrupt tomorrow.
Yes.
Yeah.
And so she's there and she's like, wait, oh God,
and the fiance who allowed her to fall down the slope.
Yes.
There's going to be a scene where he looks over
and he's going to be like, oh, and leaves her.
So then she's going to be like, oh wow,
you knew where I was the entire time.
You left me in the snow. And we all know Lindsey Lohan loves a white powder.
Now, I think...
I think she's going...
Like, I think the mom or the dad, because she's an ares, is gonna be like,
why is my daughter?
And then she's gonna realize at the end, like, hey, I'm happy here being...
Basic, you know?
Um, the only thing I'm gonna here being basic, you know?
The only thing I'm gonna disagree with you on.
What?
Oh, wait a minute.
We do see her dad make an appearance,
which is actually my friend is dating that actor.
Oh, right.
He was from General Hospital.
So I guess the dad does come in,
but I think the parents are gonna be very loving.
They're only gonna expose that the fiancee
was not there for the right reasons.
The fiance was not there at all.
Yes.
Also she looks pretty in it.
And I mean, it's definitely a little more edgy
and fun than a lifetime,
but it's extremely lifetime homerky.
But, but yes.
Oh my God, this, I mean, the sleeves alone
just scream hallmark.
Like, are you kidding me?
Does Dean a low hand make a cameo as Elfana Shelf?
That's what I want to know.
We have to put her in somewhere.
That's me, Dean a low hand.
Like, oh God, the Christmas Goblins back, yeah.
Yes, I don't know if Allie low hand.
Hopefully they all went to the premiere.
I hope so.
I have to say I am glad and I will say,
I'm making a prediction.
Okay.
In the trailer, she's singing Jingle Bell Rock,
which was the song from Mean Girls.
Yes, you're right.
Her and Regina George and all that.
So that's totally deliberate.
But I think she's going to release
her own version of the 20th anniversary,
whatever, how long ago Mean Girls came out.
Her new single Jingle Bell Rock, four falling for Christmas.
She's coming after Mariah Carey.
I mean, that's not gonna happen, but let her go beg, you know.
We know who might sewer.
Back to the Frankel.
Countess Luanne, she's got a...
All I, all I, what was her song that she did for Christmas?
All I want for Christmas is you.
She say, Lovie, Christmas, say bon.
Say bon.
That's the do what I want.
Countess Lovie and Anlanzi Lohan.
Do it.
Ah, just a...
Countess is doing Christmas shows.
She should totally ask the Lins
to come and sing her version of that.
That Christmas song.
I'm excited for an Linsi Lohan come back.
But you also said, you know,
who did not make an appearance in this
was from Mean Girls, what's his name?
I don't know.
What's his name?
Ooh, who's that?
Jonathan Bennett?
Jonathan Bennett, who I follow on the Graham.
I did, he is got a new sponsorship.
Uh-huh. And it is him getting, it's breast cancer wearin' it. I did, he is got a new sponsorship.
And it is him getting, it's breast cancer awareness month.
So he is going around.
Just to one, I think the person that did the ad who paid
for the ad is a scanning place.
So maybe they thought, you know what?
A lot of girls know to get their yearly mammogram.
But let's tap into a market of guys who might get breast cancer too, or that might just
have some bitch tits.
I don't know.
I'm just sick.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And what's great about it is-
What's great about it is-
What's great about it is you're getting the word out that definitely if you are a man
and you have any kind of cancer or family and you I don't know if you're insurance will
pay for it.
It's a good question to ask about a quality.
You know, can you get the mammoth?
Because even people have good insurance for women.
They try to say, you know what you're good.
They try to ask you all these questions.
And so if you say no, no no no mother and sister has ever had cancer
then they're like
uh...
uh... okay well then i don't think you need it and then you're like great but
that you shouldn't you should insist on no i want to have it anyway because
whatever
or not because
so then
they get people to sign up that maybe they just a cash for it
but also being a man he can whip out his tit on the Instagram.
Full nip.
And show us the full exam where a woman can't.
So it's just another job that a guy got.
That a girl couldn't get.
Isn't that weird?
I think that's so bizarre.
I mean, I would have been happy if tattooed
of Dutta a mammogram at a guy.
I get my mammogram every year.
Like how do women say,
and this is what drives me crazy about like the reels
because you do they monetize your content.
Right.
So it's like how do women been like,
hey, I, you know, cancer runs in my family.
It's cancer awareness month for women.
Like I'm gonna go in and get my mammogram
and like, that would have been blocked.
Yeah.
It would have been like, nope, this is not monetizing. There's nipple, da da da da, that would have been blocked. Yeah.
It would have been like, nope, this is not monetizing,
there's nipple in it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
but like this man can go in and get it and press his tipped
up against a thing and it's okay.
So what happened with the Britney Spears thing?
I did it real and I literally just took Britney Spears
with her holding her nips and her little heart,
hard to reach and I did a reaction off of it, like as a real.
Yeah.
Blocked.
But then I posted the TikTok version of it totally fine.
So I'm like, you're going against your own platform?
I'm exhausted.
I don't know.
We've posted things that I've talked about this where it
does find on Reels.
And the exact same thing gets nothing on TikTok
and vice versa.
But I'm like, she can post her full beachcooch
and it's totally fine,
but I'm like doing a reaction off of the picture
that she posted and it's like, that's too much.
It's just one person,
it's whoever I guess working at the desk that day.
Yeah, yeah.
At the Instagram or TikTok headquarters,
but you know, but good for Jonathan Bennett for getting
and add that, you know, that a woman
take a job from a woman, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
We can't even have one thing.
We can't even have first kids are aware of this one.
I mean, that's the new movie coming out,
Mame Graham Girls.
That's, that'll be it.
All right, our girl, Anna Delvey,
was released from prison,
providing or jail, providing she has a place to live
and stays off social media.
And I had posted, like I had a commented under it,
I'm sure there's a podcaster with the spare room
because she could have gone on a lot of podcasts
that I never thought were very compelling.
No offense to people like got the podcast
could be the interview good for them,
but I was just like seeing her in the back room
with the glasses and she just kept denying
that she did anything wrong was annoying.
We need her in the room.
And also this is a Halloween miracle.
I'm so excited.
This is, look at her just opening a window
looking outside.
Knowing that they're saying
a paparazzi outside.
Yeah.
So we don't know who's house she's living in, right?
Yeah, but it's a new art department.
But since I said, come on, podcasters, come together,
get her in your house. I know you love do, Anna, and I love to do myself.
Uh-huh.
So I'm going to imagine a scenario where I wanted to get an in-person interview, not a sad
zoom with her in a jumpsuit.
I want her looking cute.
And so I invited her to stay in my spare bedroom at my house with my husband and
two sons. And this is just a day in the life of maybe this is the first morning. I'm trying
to get the interview done, but Anna might have other things.
Good morning Anna. Can I get you some coffee? I have got a cure and cure.
You have a cure egg? Yes. You don't have Colombian arabica coffee beans?
No, I just have the little cups,
but I have two different kinds.
I have the Starbucks kind and I have the pizza coffee.
That is fine.
I guess I'll take them.
So, okay, Anna, I can't wait to like,
to start interviewing you.
Like, what is the plan?
We could just do it right here,
but do you want to go out by my pool to do it?
Well, when you told me that you had an island in your kitchen, I thought you were going
to have a real island, not this marble slab debauchery.
Oh, you thought I lived on an island like Richard Branson?
I mean, one with the sum, you know, your important podcaster, you know, you should have a real
island. It's really embarrassing.
Are you poor?
A little bit.
I'm embarrassed as well.
But I would just like to know, like, what is the plan?
Do you want to try to, you know, you can't have social media, but that doesn't mean we
can't go to Craig's tonight and see if maybe some hot guy would want to hit on you.
Do you have your eye on anyone? I mean, there's so many options now.
It's really hard being me right now.
I mean, I am one of the most eligible bachelor's ats
right now in Hollywood.
I mean, I could get anyone.
Anyone you just name people and I'll tell them yes or no.
Just tell them name someone.
A Brad Pitt.
Absolutely. I'm pulling him right now.
A Ben, good af,, even though he's married.
Uh, uh, don't come for me, J-Lo.
May they've already had Ben Aflux.
Just so cocky, I love it.
You know, I'm just a girl.
A modern girl in a modern world.
Imagine if she did do the Bachelorette, though.
I would, definitely, I would do Bachelorette. And I would win it because then I would definitely, I would do Bachelorette.
And I would win it because then I would be on Dancing With Stars and that's what I am.
You are a dancer or you are a star.
I'm a star, you're definitely a star.
Oh yeah, very much so.
And I do a really good Argentinian somba.
But the only thing with the Bachelorette is-
Margin Prison taught me how to do it.
Oh, Margin. And the only thing about the Bachelorette is, how to do it. Oh March and the only thing about the bachelor's in is
It would be I actually would love to see that because I want to take the last three guys or whatever it is and go to Germany and meet your family
Because you've heard so many different things about them. My family
You can call my dad, but he won't pick up
He's very busy. He's doing files and paperwork. You know, no, I don't have to involve my family at all
This is me. I'm an important person in the world now
maybe
Catherine Zeta Jones can play me and in a lifetime movie. I don't know but
It's I don't have time for you.
There, I said it.
Get me on your podcast and I have to go to Shatom or Monk.
We, let's definitely do the, oh my God,
that would be amazing, we'll take over there after.
I love that, great job.
Thank you so much.
And whoever is interviewing her,
better have a podcast.
Yeah, and that's gonna be my comment.
I mean, who's ever staying, who's ever how she's staying at, better have a podcast. Yeah, and that's gonna be my comment. I mean, who's ever staying, who's ever how she's staying at?
Better have a podcast and if you don't,
that's okay, you can start one in an hour.
Yeah, it's really easy.
There's no skill involved.
At all, but that's also my audition for Mr. Tarzanah,
2002.
Wow, that's so interesting.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Patch of the number one.
Okay, so Kanye West is now suspended from Twitter.
Good.
I mean, I just want to say, in general, I don't think, I don't think, I think there's very few
people and now people don't know.
I disagree.
All I want to say is, all the money in the world,
the cashmere, the jet, all the skips in the world,
all the access to the beauty,
all the access to the balloons.
The garbage bags account.
I would not want to ever have to deal
with co-parenting, with Kanye West
for the next 16 years.
Just think about it. Oh, I bet. Anybody like no one or how much you dislike the Kardashians or whatever,
that is going to be something that is just going to be never ending because just when she thinks
they're in a good place or they've negotiated something or they're on the same page
They're not and then there's four of them so each child can have their own
Thing in which he doesn't agree with what Kim's doing or what the grandma's doing Chris or what the child is doing or
Someone wrote me and they said I think he's being such a nightmare
So that other people,
other parents at the kid's school will say, they've got to leave.
Like we're all going to get together and we're all going to leave this private school unless
you get rid of those kids.
Oh, wow.
And I hope that doesn't happen and I don't think parents would want to do that because you're
punishing the child for doing nothing, but it could be that could be his strategy
to make it that they have to leave the school and the nareful.
So he has the school to themselves.
So then he no-no, so then they have to go to the dawn to school.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know. It just sounds like a nightmare.
It is a nightmare, and I feel like Twitter did the right thing You know he's clearly mentally unstable
um and these
Anti-Semitic rant
That he did I so scary it's so scary, but it's also like I'm trying I saw somebody on
Instagram today say like yes, he's unwell, but this is not a character of
people say like yes, he's unwell, but this is not a character of people, you know,
with mental illness. They don't just go out and have anti-Semitic
rants. Like, I think it's really sad, and it's also just really sad that he just
can't, I don't want to sound like insensitive, but I just feel like he just
can't grow up. It's like, how old are you? Why are you posting all your bullshit on social media?
It's the same thing with like a Britney Spears,
so it's just like,
it's like, why are you having to like, do this?
Why are you having to say all this stuff?
To the point where like Chloe had to get on there
and be like, hey, this is a cool stop it.
Like, pick up the phone, have a conversation,
have a dinner party, like go to counseling.
We don't need to like stop having fights with your loved ones on social media. It's so
weird.
Well, I mean, I think it's just, it is weird. It's someone that, you know, sees himself
above everybody else and needs attention on it all the time. And in one minute, he's saying like a nice thing about Kim
and we're doing fine and then the next, he's like,
why'd you have to show her ass on a cover of a magazine?
And it's like, you were with her this whole time.
Like you made it about the fashion
and you had her wearing your skin tight clothes,
you know, as well as the baggy clothes.
And now you act like that's not proper. Well, you know, you're not the baggy clothes. And now you act like that's not proper.
Well, you know, you're not the beacon of fatherhood either.
It's just, it's just like on fort, it's just sad.
But it's just, it's sad because it's like,
also he opened like the Balenciaga show in Paris Fashion Week
where they were like walking through the mud trenches.
And I'm like, okay, so technically,
if Kim was like a shitty person,
she could say something about that.
And be like, oh, what, you think that's a model lock?
And you know, like, like go after that,
but she's not gonna do that because she's busy.
Like this is just,
oh my God, speaking of the bull.
This is just weak bitch behavior.
It's become the Balanciaga thing.
Do you see the Lay's Potato Chip bag purses?
So there are these purses that look like a lays potato chip bag crunched up like a clutch
that you hold, but it's just and that's actually a bag that you can purchase.
And it looks like a potato chip bag crumpled up.
I still can't get over Sir Jessica Parker's pigeon purse.
Oh, that's coming up in the in in the, we're just making things like,
so there was, I think that's the new show.
Is it a purse?
We had, is it a cake?
Is it a purse?
Well, that's probably a Judith Leaver bag
because Judith Leaver would make these bags
that were like,
like they're a little shape.
Remember the little girl in the first movie?
She had put her phone in that cupcake purse.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's an expensive,
crystally purse for like, I don't know, few grand or something.
But anyway, what we're talking about is there is a photo
of them filming on New York of, so just.
And just like that?
And just like that of Sarah Jessica Parker and Charlotte.
And again, wearing the weird stuff and everything.
And I saw someone talking about like,
why, you know what's unreal about this,
is, you know, if this was real housewives of Beverly Hills,
and someone came with a pigeon purse or whatever,
Kyle would be like, Doree, what is this pigeon purse?
And Doree would be like, do you like it?
Peek-a-kotter for me, it's absolutely stunning. It's my little pet, you know, and they would talk about it, and read would be like do you like it p-k-caught it for me is absolutely
stunning it's my little pet you know and they would talk about that would be part but that's a
reality show and I think the reason they don't talk about it on sexist cities because we've only
got the 22 minutes and I'd like that they don't talk about their outfits I like that they just come
together and they do their business and then we as the viewers get to talk about it. You don't have to see them talk. Like one thing I
hate about reality shows is how long they spend ordering the food. Oh yes for
sure. Like that just filler already. You know what I think I'll have an Arnold
Palmer. You know what I'm gonna have that too. I'm also gonna have that Arugula
salad with some chicken. No. Can I have a little extra lemons? Carcass out, please.
Carcass out.
Now that's a solid two minutes of material.
Like, but maybe there's nothing else to show,
but still, I don't need to see the ordering of food.
But that's the thing, we love the fashion.
And this, and like, I'm gonna say something,
I am over this like plastic,
militia, weird, extraterrestrial,
like sunglasses and neutrals.
It's just like, it's so bland and stagnant.
I think it's all, like Justin Bieber stopped following Kanye.
Like they're friendships over.
And I think a lot of people are kind of being like,
dude, you need to stop, you need to get help.
And I hope he gets help,
because it's like, it's really destructive.
And again, it's when the parents of other kids in a school are like concerned.
Yeah, it's a way to be. I know I'd be like this is just.
I'm guessing it's not a fun pickup situation. No, um, I talked about this a little bit, but then I saw even a better video. Okay. So they thought they added a tear to Kim.
When Kim's crying about Chloe
Mm-hmm, and an inter-confessional interview on the new Hulu show. Yeah, so I watched this other one where this girl explained it
explained it and
The reason I definitely think it was is I don't think she I think she was genuinely upset
I think in post and so did this girl which is named what's her name?
Prima donas Prima.'s her name? Prima Donna's
Prima, but what is it? Prima Donna's of the gutter. Okay, the gutter. Let's give her credit and
Is she's go she's wiping her eye like this and then all of a sudden this very
Perfectly round drop appears and then she goes like this
But she doesn't cover the tear. So if this was real life, you would,
if you were going to cover it,
if you're gonna be like Erica Jaina,
let the tears go, then you never wipe your face.
But if you're actually like doing this,
you would go to where you feel the wetness on your face.
So they think it was added in post CGI.
Oh yeah, the other eye is too.
So a scene.
It's that dewy like, oh, it's about to fall. What is it? What I would say. Keep it the other eye is too. So a seed. It's that do we like oh, it's about to fall. Yeah, is it?
I would say keep it together came your so brave as Kim
It defense which they want addresses is I don't think that was like a discussion. They had at a tear
I think someone's like we can do this and we want to make this show like the best it could be and she is upset
But there are no tears.
So let's show it.
Yeah, they want a motion in this show because they're all just like, I'm really excited
to be here.
But I kind of like that.
Like for actors, everyone should be kind of thrilled that you could add CGI tears if
you need to because some actors can cry on cue and it's amazing and others, it's really
hard and it takes like hours and they have to think of like the saddest most disgusting thing that ever happened
in their life to get the tears to come and if we just do some CGI okay I know
she'll get better with time also Kim went to the Cowboys versus Rams game and
they showed her on the big tron and it sounded like the crowd was booing they
were I watched it several times do you think that even bothers her she did
something i don't think they care i think it's like when you're there
all because i think that every day
why are they there i forgot that l.a. had a team
okay i think he means yeah
the clippers right just kidding well the chargers and the rams and in the
clippers and the lakers and the. Well, the chargers and the Rams. And then the clippers and the Lakers.
And the clippers and the Lakers.
And the Dodgers and the Angels.
Good for you.
We have 15.
We have two teams for everything.
Yeah.
And they showed her on the jumbo tron.
And she, like, blew a kiss and everyone booed.
And I had it on replay.
Do you remember the scene in Death Becomes Her,
where Goldie Hahn is in the fat
suit eating the cake frosting? Yeah. She's watching Madeline Ashton getting choked over
and over again. That was me this morning just eating cake frosting, rewinding Kim getting
booed at the game. I was like, oh nature's healing. Why are you happy? She's going through
hell with Kanye. Whatever. I just let's me go like, like some people are just like,
over it, you know?
Yeah, it's fine.
It's every, every, every, every day.
It's like, so.
So.
Okay, so real housewives of Beverly Hills.
God, I can't wait.
What a great season.
It was really juicy.
It was a good season.
Of course, I'm going to New York this weekend.
I will be at Broadway.
Oh, wow.
That's a sweet gift.
So, Rina is going to appear, be appearing
at the Real House as a Beverly Hills panel.
And I want to put something out because I think
it's going to be one of those things
because this is the first time they've had it
in this big center.
They only had it once before three years ago
and it was very much smaller.
It was just at like a theater
and then you'd walk three blocks
to go to some other thing. But it made it really fun, but this is a much bigger deal.
I think they even still have tickets left because it is so big.
So what's going on is they're having like different things like a Comic Connagass where
there's three or four different stages and all at the same time there's like three different
things to choose from.
And now I think the biggest panel is going to be
the real house for this Beverly Hills panel.
And but whatever is up against it at that time,
no one, like I feel badly for it,
because wherever those Bravo stars are,
if they're doing like the family feud,
like Vanderpump rules goes up against Southern charm
or whatever, if I'd be like, are you serious?
Like, come on, like who's gonna watch ours?
But what I'm saying is, juicy scupers,
we need to make sure that you save me a seat.
Because I'm thinking, do you think,
I've never gone to a Comic Con,
but do you think like for the Beverly Hills panel,
which will be by far the most
attended of all the panels?
Because Lisa Rennie now is coming, but Kathy's not.
Like are people going to have to sit in that seat or like wait for when that seats full?
So you have to sit in that you got to like, so you might lose two hours of doing nothing.
You thought the Queen's Q was long? You're gonna have every gay and woman in New York just waiting in line to go see that.
The question I have is when does the reunion premiere?
We know the date.
It starts on Wednesday.
This Wednesday.
Yes.
Okay.
So and and and Bravo Con is this weekend?
Yes.
Okay.
So the first episode will come out. So they can technically talk about stuff.
Oh yeah.
And they can be like, well, you're gonna have to watch
the rest of the reunion,
because isn't there like nine parts?
No, there'll be like three.
Okay, so they can talk about stuff,
but they can't talk about certain stuff.
Okay.
But I just thought this was interesting,
because this article came out February 16th.
Mm-hmm, of this year? Yes, and it said, Kathy Hilton just got called out for 16th. Uh-huh. Of this year?
Yes.
And it said, Kathy Hilton just got called out for her close
relationship with Donald Trump.
Okay.
And it's February 16th when all the shit was going down, Aspen
was in January.
After Aspen?
This came out.
Okay.
And I don't know about it, but I'm just like, now that they know
that they believe that the story is about
what happened came from Erica and Lisa Renner possibly. And then Lisa Renner is like,
where was a printed? Where was a printed? I'm sorry, it's a 1942. She doesn't printed.
It's digitally put out there. And then-
I'm gonna send a Raven.
Yeah. I'm gonna send a Raven in the room.
Yeah. But anyway, so I thought, oh, I wonder if all the stuff was coming out and being
that, you know, like, yeah, so.
This is just fodder.
This is them trying, they're clearly, if you've watched the last episode of the finale,
this was them, it was clearly a take down, trying to take down Kathy.
And I love the trailer when she was like you were
the you were the biggest bully in Hollywood and everyone knows that I was just like
I took I took Kathy Hilton's tequila I took a tap a Kathy Hilton tequila shot if I
always least to run I'd be like well isn't it I'm sorry I think there might have been a
bigger bully and his name was Harvey Weinstein. Oh my God. Well, it's so fascinating to watching this evolution
of Lisa Rena, like, and how she had the 818 tequila
in Aspen and she's like, and they're saying like,
oh, we're not jealous.
The Hilton's are not jealous of the Kardashians.
Look at Lisa Rena's reunion look.
She looks like Chloe Kardashian.
I will say there was a time when they were jealous
for sure for sure there was a time when the two girls were in Kim was I mean I remember
I remember like going lunch with Chris Jenner and Chris goes oh my god I'm so excited
now this how long ago was because my son is 16 and he was like in a
In like a baby seat and you had your mr. Zana sash still on at lunch and she goes
Chris she goes Kim is so excited. She was with
Paris Hilton today and they were filming for the simple life and
Paris said Kim I want you to be my new best friend on the show.
And I remember going oh I didn't even know that Kim had like TV aspirations because what
I met her she was just all about like fashion and styling people's closets.
I didn't know she wanted me in front of the camera.
And so then when the Kardashians took off there was a rift in, I think, the Matrix in the
Kathy Hilton not loving. Right. That they got so big. But then they
did all come together as years past. But there were times where
people in their camps had to choose like to hang out with a lot
like other Beverly Hills women chose Kathy Hilton over Chris and it was like, and Chris,
and they never did not give Paris credit.
Like they were always like, if it wasn't for Paris,
we wouldn't know how to do this.
Like she never said, I came up with this on my own
of like how to be famous, you know, but now they're all friends
and they've both had sex tapes.
And they're definitely going to stay friends.
Yeah.
So there's nothing that's going to tell this part.
And I also don't think that Chris watches Beverly Hills.
I don't think she watches anything but her own show.
No, she doesn't know.
So whatever.
Who cares?
But who are you team Kathy or team Rina?
I'm kind of both.
Really?
I can see Rina's frustration in that she
didn't film the first part of the season because she was negotiating her contract. And they
said, oh, it's because I was busy with Paris's wedding. Come on. Oh, right. You know, so she
didn't attend anything in the beginning. Then she went her few things. And then after
this bomb shell dropped, she, after they asked for an explosion,
Kathy then did go to Crystal's 1920s birthday party.
Which was so funny.
Thinking that by writing Lisa Rana like Silences Gold
and thinking that we're good,
Rina won't bring it up.
I'm asking you not to bring it up
and like good girlfriends do.
We're gonna take it to the gray
if don't make a part of the show.
Now, Rina didn't wanna do that. She wanted to get it up and like good girl friends do. We're gonna take it to the grave, don't make a part of the show. Now, Rina didn't wanna do that.
She wanted to get it out there.
So after that party, and once it got out there,
they had the confrontation with Kyle at Kyle's house with Lisa,
who's like, you could have your tears,
but it's not gonna work with me, Kathy.
Kathy's like, have some compassion.
After that, Kathy doesn't go to the Erica Jane Hare Extension Party,
which didn't get much footage at all.
Not at all.
This was a bug about that.
But they did have a big party and she didn't attend.
She didn't attend Garsell's Burkin Resale Party
to buy the $20,000 used Burkin.
Oh, the yellow one that she got?
Yeah, she didn't go to that.
And then she didn't go to the final party at Kyle's.
So with the Grace Kelly Foundation,
which is that a thing?
So I'm just saying, like, imagine if you,
you know, work at Subway Sandwich.
Okay, I'm there.
And the person working next to you
just didn't show up for the last three shifts, but you
got the same check.
And I think a lot of it is with when they don't show up, then it puts us in a position of
having to carry conversation to make a storyline.
We sometimes can look bad because people watching at home are like, why are you talking about
them when they're not here?
Well, they're part of the cast of the TV show that we do and they then they should have been there and they should have been there
And then they could have stood up for themselves
But if they didn't we still have to talk about what the fuck is going on right no one wants to hear about the fact that the garbage band didn't come today
We got to talk about Kathy Hilton and her freakouts. So I I get why
Erica and Lisa rented and want to drop the bone right and why they were annoyed that
then she didn't come to play with play with the bone you know i mean
but uh... you don't mean like it's yet a bone they could have both taken a
bone and play with it together playing with the phone is different
yeah
anyway so that's kind of my opinion
a really fun game to play to the season Yes, if you take Kathy Hilton's tequila and you do a shot of it every time Lisa Rena says the word shook
Yeah, it's really fun. I was you could you could do any pretence you could do shook it
You could do shocked or you could do shook or you could do I was shooking instead of I was shaking
Yeah, or Lisa
Rina could open her own oyster bar right right called aw shooks
Lisa Rina's was for sure anyway I'm excited I'm ready I can't wait of course I'll
be talking about it at my show in New York City and also people can stream it
and watch it for seven days after everything that Heather
McDowell dot net then Justin will be there along with Brandy Julie and Chris the following
weekend in Las Vegas.
And I believe there are still some tickets left for that and that is at the Venetian
on Saturday the 22nd.
Everything is at Heather McDowell dot net.
We go to Texas.
I go to the East Coast with Chris speaking of when
apparently according to Lisa Rennah
Kathy said
I'm gonna take Kyle down and her whole family if it's the last thing I do
well to the thunder
Well I could see there's something to be jealous of netflix
I could see there's something to be jealous of Netflix
Announced their show it's coming and Mauricio. It's called buying Beverly Hills Mm-hmm, and it focuses on Mauricio is the agency with his I think it's two older daughters obviously porches
Not gonna be a realtor yet. It's done 18 and the third daughter. I don't know if she's part of it
And then a bunch of other
Attractive filters. Yeahir's traps, yeah.
Yeah.
They.
What is this horny date in the front?
Why is this girl wearing a Halloween costume?
Yeah, she straight up is like the spirit Halloween mascot.
It's shoot day and you wore that?
I want to say.
Would you buy a house for the school?
Annie sent me this trailer.
Okay.
What?
It's good.
No. Of course it's not. I just feel like I
think we might be a little burnt on the formula of rich real estate. Yes. Like I
just like you've got to make this work and like and then a girl not knowing
what kind of marble is on the couch. And then she took my commission. She took my
commission. It's not even that juicy it's
more like do you want this listening
or not they're all sleeping together
did you see the story about Mary from
selling sunset how like did you see
that how she's like I'm having a
hard time selling homes because I was
on selling sunset no I did not see
that yes yes it's on Twitter so
it's like yeah you're gonna get fame and stuff but it's like I didn't see that. Yes, yes, it was on Twitter. So it's like, yeah, you're gonna get fame and stuff, but it's like, I don't, first of
all, this picture is terrible.
Mauricio, put on a pant, you're wearing jeans.
This green screen number is terrible.
This Tricia Paytus look alike is, I mean, it's just, it's just this horny made with
chandelier fringe. it's just no.
And it's like, what, we're doing,
we're doing selling sunset,
but this is selling Beverly Hills.
It's called buying Beverly Hills.
Sure.
So instead of selling, it's buying.
Got it.
But it's not like you're focusing on buyers
more than sellers or whatever,
they just had to change the name a little.
I think it's brilliant that they did it.
I would have 100% said yes if I was Kyle and Marisa
to go forward with this as a family, as a career.
But I don't think this is what Kathy should be jealous of,
but I do think back in January,
before she saw the trailer, she might have been.
Mm-hmm.
Because even though Kathy,
as the most famous daughter in the world,
Paris Hilton, next to Kim Kardashian,
I think Paris Hilton is the next famous,
the most famous, and most famous first.
And her daughter, Nikki, is married very well
and has her own thing going.
I, Kathy herself, and it has been,
I had a, had a lot of attempts at reality show start
of herself in between her sisters going on the first season
of Beverly Hills and today.
Yeah.
There were like, she was a friend of like Latoya Jackson.
She was in this one about Paris.
I'm gonna go and research them for the next show,
but like, there was a lot that didn't really make it.
So, and she wasn't as big of an actress as Kim and Kyle either because she got married
to a young and eighteen
yeah and it was more and there's a ten year-age difference of more that big
Kathy really was like the stage bomb to the little girls and Kim was really
the biggest star
yeah and Kyle is just like good get parts here in their throat or life so I
think
i believe a hundred percent i believe
Lisa rena that
Kathy said those things absolutely
I think I think I mean she's part of that generation my god. You're she said it. Yeah, she said it
She said it. She said it and it's like she said it and the question is
Should should Lisa Rena have respected the the the text and
Like try to call her off line
But if Lisa Rena did that, then Lisa Rena
would not have been a friend to the people squatting
on the couches watching this show.
For sure.
So you could hate Lisa Rena,
but how much do you like a juicy season?
It's the heart, it's heart decision.
It's a heart decision.
It's a heart decision.
You know what, I just thought about something.
What?
This could be bad news.
What?
This show.
What?
Think about it.
The end of real estate to all together.
Remember all the like rumor?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remember in like they were trying to go like, oh, to read and, and, um, Maricio were like,
gonna do a show in England or something about real estate.
Yeah, or they were like, they were like, oh, they're like getting really cozy or whatever.
Look at what, look at these girls.
Yeah.
There has to be an episode where receive a ratio
taking off his shirt and one of the girls
is gonna go to her like confession
and she'll be like, um, daddy.
You know, something like that.
And we're gonna have, hello, we saw it with selling OC.
But the only reason it won't is because I'm sure Kyle
and Rizio are our executive producers.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't think that one of these girls is going to flirt with him?
If Kyle was as good of a executive producer as Lisa Renna pretended to be, she should have
that pattern in it.
She should allow that to happen just to keep people talking.
I'm calling the horny French maid, spirit Halloween girl in the front row.
Yeah.
She's up to no good.
Look at her.
Oh, la la.
I said really stay back.
Yes.
We'll see.
We'll see.
But yeah, I can't wait for more.
So sometimes TikTok challenges can be confusing
to hard hitting journalists like TMZ.
Because Madonna was doing this TikTok trend.
You're aware of where someone tries to throw a ball in a basket
and they say, if I miss this I'm gay.
So then TMZ ran with that and said, Madonna appears to have declared herself gay.
I think, see, like we're talking about in the bio, so you have to click the bio.
Then, now we show her Madonna comes and she has now a short pink hair.
She looks like Jeffrey star.
No, if Jeffrey star had sex with an alien and then their baby came out, that's what she
looks like right now.
Jeffrey star had sex with a chupacabra.
That's what it is.
What's a chupacabra?
What is that?
The Mexican goat sucker.
Hello.
Do not know folklore.
No, I don't.
But then she came and then was like, it was just the trend and you know anyway.
Also, nice job Madonna because you know what tomorrow is?
Alien with a baby day because today is, yesterday was lesbian day.
Tomorrow's national coming out day.
Oh it is?
Heather have you not marked it down in your ally calendar?
No, I mean, there was, there was daughter day and son day
and I didn't do any Instagram posts on that either.
So I'm warning you she's like, I'm gay.
Got it.
I don't.
I definitely don't think she is gay.
I think she loves.
No, she's, she's dabbled.
I mean, for sure.
Sure, I don't even think she dabbled that much.
I think she was so ahead of her time that she acted like she was gay with
Sandra Bernhardt, because it's like got her attention.
Yeah. I think she's all about the hard, young dick.
The H-Y-D. Yeah.
Well, I just love how Diplocan just write high queen and it has 619 likes.
God.
Um, the, uh, has 619 likes. God.
The, uh.
This is from the New York Post and Mississippi Daycare Worker was fired
after screaming at children in a Halloween mask.
It's a very scary white mask like,
ah!
And she was, I mean, can you imagine what are you thinking?
I love this video.
There's nothing I love more than scary children.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. I saw it. Yes, it's traumatizing,
but I just think if you're going to have a mental, like meltdown in school, put on a mask and start screaming.
We, Peter and I, like early on in the marriage, went as I went as like sexy little red riding hood.
And then Peter had this like very realistic wolf mask.
Sure.
And anyway, we move into our house
that we've been in now for 16 years, whatever.
And the first Halloween,
which our neighborhood is pretty happening
as far as like a lot of kids come by.
So we're excited to do the trick of treating.
And we had found the mask
whatever and Peter opened the door and was like, you know, oh my god, these kids were terrified
screaming. And we've even when we with with that mask with our cat, when we had our cat,
one time we had it on and the cat was like like a cartoon, like hair on the ends, like
so scary. we had it on and the cat was like like a cartoon like hair on the ends like so scared on the ceiling. Yes because she because
um symbol he thought that like a real wolf was in the house like
realistic. So I mean I think it's here's the thing I think this is funny.
Should we give her another chance though we can get her another chance.
There's one thing like when you scare a you, and you get the reaction of them, you know,
losing it and being like, I'm actually terrified.
That's when you go, it's me, it's me, I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, she just kept going till she got all of the kids,
which I think it's too much.
But in this, obviously these aren't my kids,
so I don't care, but I think it is a,
it's a nice Halloween, like, oh my God,
this is awful, but at the same time really funny.
But also I think she should have known better
than to like get each kid terrified.
No, I definitely don't think she would work with kids
because even if, like even if you're on social media,
there's lots of times when like the dad shapes his his face and the baby ever seen that and the baby
doesn't know that they're like so confused they don't understand that that's
their dad it's like
i would think you know maybe i need to have a doctorate in child
uh... development but like you should know at least enough as a day care provider
or the one have you seen the one where the parents like set up the phone with
the kids in the bathroom they shut the bathroom door and they have
that like ghost goblin filter and the kids are like oh my god that's shitty I
know I mean that's the thing it's like God people God just get a job stop using
your kids for viral videos especially when you're scaring them and exploiting
them like what pieces of shit is that? I take no advice from TikTok.
Other than it's gray sweat pants, season.
It's cute.
Apparently.
But yes, I thought it was awful, but at the same time,
I like dark, weird humor, and I just thought
it was kind of funny, but it's also very traumatic
for the kids, for sure.
It really is.
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