Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Miss USA Exposed When The Rich Silence Creators with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

Don't forget;) I am on tour! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Was the Miss USA pageant rigged so that Texas won? TikTok creators are being sent cease and desist letters from a much older, richer, a...nd more powerful influencer. Was Ramona right when she said Bethenny didn’t support women? I come up with a movie script to dramatize it. Lindsay Lohan’s new movie is Overboard meets Paris’ Hilton’s real life. Anna Delvey got released. Twitter suspended Kanye. Kim’s fake tear is genius. Kyle’s new Netflix show’s trailer should not have caused Kathy’s Aspen meltdown. Lisa Rinna did her job but did Kathy fail to do hers? A daycare has to fire employees for wearing Scream mask around toddlers. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Head of McDonald Has got the juices scoop When you're on the road, when you're on the go Juice is scoop is the show to know She talks Hollywood tales Her real life, Mr. Sanctuaryal Data And serial system You'll be addicted and addicted fast
Starting point is 00:00:21 To the number one tabloid real life hard cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Return favorite sink and get comfortable. Mm. It's just Justin Martin Dale and I.
Starting point is 00:00:41 How are you, honey? I'm wonderful. I'm cozy. Am I cozy earth? It's fall. I'm here with you. It's a gloomy day. Well wonderful, I'm cozy, am I cozy earth, it's fall, I'm here with you. It's a gloomy day, well I think the sun might have come out, but it would have been a gloomy this morning,
Starting point is 00:00:50 with chili. We just had some oatmeal and berries. Yes we did and very nice. It's perfect time for oatmeal and berries. I found a new crazy inexpensive grocery store. Where? Well we are looking for tile, Peter and I, because we're doing this house situation.
Starting point is 00:01:09 And over in West Hills on like Fall Burke and Victory, or Shupin Victory, is this sort called Aldi? Have you heard of it? ALDI. Yes, I've heard of that. So we get it in there, and I'm like, well, let's just try it out, you know, and But you have to have a quarter for the shopping cart. What?
Starting point is 00:01:29 Well, do they know there's a coin shortage any like I know so then I go well, I have a dollar Oh, I asked the guy and he goes no, we don't exchange change I mean, I really think if your whole thing is the only way you can get a cart is to have an actual quarter, I think you should have some type of machine or a token machine, like you'd use it check a cheese. Exactly. And I get the point of let's not have these shopping carts roaming around or attract a certain kind of person
Starting point is 00:01:56 that enjoys a shopping cart besides being in a store. But anyway, what into the store could not believe some of the prices? Good or bad? Good! Okay. Blueberries, enormous blueberries, 149. Wow. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Avocado, 59 cents. I used fuck to keep it. Stop it! I pay $10 for my avocados. I think at Irwan, they're 1994. They, I mean, I, so. Yeah. They juicy, like, big, hunky, juicy avocados. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Hunky avocados, okay. Well, I mean, yeah, they look to be good. Mm-hmm. And so, anyway, there's, you know, what, what, grocery outlet, bargain market. And there's earwax, which, by the way, I went to Irwan earwax whatever yeah across from my hairdressers
Starting point is 00:02:49 and i have to say though you know what's great about it is that is i was in Beverly Hills and i was going to and i thought i'm going to have to go get a salad and order it and eat it while he dies my hair and stuff and does my highlights you go in there and you can get in like a piece of salmon and two sides for one flat price which is expensive but still less than if you got like a salmon
Starting point is 00:03:14 salad from a fancy restaurant and that it's ready to go yeah i think for like lunch and and stuff like that still superly super expensive it was absolutely delicious. Well, that's good. I will say extremely expensive, but extremely tasty
Starting point is 00:03:31 and like very healthy. Everyone scares me. I just get scared every time I drive by it or something. I just, because I feel like I'm gonna go in there and they're gonna be like, get out immediately. I'm like, I'm here for uncurtled duck milk. Like, where else can I get it? I think today you fit in okay what you're wearing and thank you and i think that um what the one the girl did say do you want to get this deal for eight dollars a month
Starting point is 00:03:55 where then you get a discount on this luncheon thing which i was like you know if i worked across the street from one i would totally do that because you could have like a lunch every day. That was, you're like, shut up, Heather, get to the juicy scoop. Anyway. No, this is what I love hearing about your savings out here. I'm just saying, it's, here was a little treat of like, hey, I'm giving this, I'm giving my opinion about certain places, okay? And we're, to this day, we're still allowed to do that, but we might not be any more of
Starting point is 00:04:22 a certain housewife has anything to do with it. We don't get it with a minute but first let's talk about this comedian her name are you all uh... will her instagram is aerial comedy uh... and the poor thing was doing stand up at uncle vines i don't know what city this is and this woman started yelling out didn't like she did you vote for
Starting point is 00:04:45 and she goes and you know she has to go to go for and she goes well who do you think i vote for well i think you voted for biden based on uh... what your jokes are saying she's like okay she's like i'm not gonna say who i vote for and then uh... she keeps cream at her and then she says well i think you voted up for trump based on the fact that you keep talking and no one wants to hear you speak very funny trump based on the fact that you keep talking and no one wants to hear you speak
Starting point is 00:05:05 very funny clever the one and throws a full bottle of full can of beer at chuckter right past her face it hit the brick wall and the people that were in the audience what i think was with the woman i heard the guy go being like what the hell is wrong with you that i don't even why i'm always a new Jersey. I don't even want to be with you. Like I'm embarrassing to be with that person. She picked it up, she drank the beer.
Starting point is 00:05:34 She's Heather McToll is talking about her with Justin Martin Taylor and Juicy Scoop. Her life is made at this point. She has a deal in the works. Oh, Netflix special happening. Happening, she is like being scouted. She will be the next biggest thing. Yes. But you know what, I have to say, she handled herself very well. So well, I loved how she handled it. And she did a great job.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I mean, I want to know what happened to that woman, but also it's like, you're making an ass clown over yourself and you look foolish and I hope she was arrested for assault. She probably wasn't. Yeah, probably not. Yeah, probably not. They probably were like, you need to leave and she left. She probably finished her stand-up, didn't think at the moment what an impact this would have on people watching it. Because literally 10 people sent this to me this morning. Oh, of course.
Starting point is 00:06:25 And so, yeah, so the girls probably fine. You know, she may not even be aware that we're talking about what an idiot she was. And I doubt anybody was arrested or anything because the comedy clubs, like I've said before, have, you know, a small amount of people working there. They don't necessarily have regular security. Yeah. So they did probably ask her to leave and they probably wanted to leave.
Starting point is 00:06:47 And whoever that guy that she was with was probably like, let's go asshole and probably, they probably remove themselves. This is what, this is one of the biggest pet peeves I have about stand-up clubs is the security because there is a rule at the very beginning of shows. It's like turn off your phones. You know, don't talk.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Don't ruin the show. Right. And the minute this woman said, hey, I got about for this security should have come over and been like, no, strike one. Right. No more talking. And if she did it again, you're done. You're leaving.
Starting point is 00:07:23 But the fact that they waited until this woman picked up a beer and made the decision to throw it, had it hit this girl and busted her face open? I mean, shows over. Like, and I just think it's so awful. And I've had encounters where I've done a show and someone's, you you know said something or whatever and then finally they get up and leave and the security's been over and they're
Starting point is 00:07:49 like I'm sorry I should have been here and I'm like yeah I just should have it's your job right stand inside don't stand outside by the box of the club you need to be inside where the shit happens well people are unhinged well listen a lot of security guards I've seen in places lately are either looking at their phone the whole time or they have air buds in and they're listening to hopefully juicy scoop, which I'll be fine with. Or in this case, we don't know that, you know, it looks like a small club, they might
Starting point is 00:08:17 not have a regular security guard. That person might be running around getting drinks, helping out staff, whatever, across the other room, delivering chicken fingers. It happens. Anyway, the new point is she got a viral video and someone that has gotten a viral video of just me saying a dumb joke about my period and then fainting. It can be a little bit life-changing, career-wise, and I hope her career just skyrocks from here. I think she's going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:08:46 However, I will say there is a mandatory staff meeting today at Uncle Vinnie. Mark my words. They're like, oh, shit. All right, guys, gather round. Amazing. All right, this was news that started to happen like on Thursday. People were sending this to me. Miss USA, Gabrielle, this girl, her name's Robani, Gabrielle, Denise, people that were sending this to me miss USA
Starting point is 00:09:08 Gabrielle this girl her name's Robani Gabrielle Denise allegations that the pageant was rigged in her favor. So this girl was from Texas. She won Miss Texas And then she won miss USA. Now miss USA is different than Miss America the biggest difference do you know Swim suit. No. No, damn it. I would be almost like, I'd almost be more disturbed if you did know because it's a subscript.
Starting point is 00:09:31 The difference is, Miss America has a talent competition. Oh, that's it. I knew there was a category. Were you like seeing, and Miss USA is just about being cute and shredding your stuff and answering the questions. So.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Miss America's older too, right? Aren't they allowed to be in their 30s and have dreams? No. No, I thought Miss America was a little older. I think they run anywhere from 18 to 26. Okay. Some are already in law school, some have graduated, some are sophomore in high college, whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:58 But anyway, this girl, Heather. 17 and 25. 17 and 25 you have to be. This girl starts going off on tick-tock and Instagram. That's always a Heather I love a Heather and she Basically, this is what she says so as the girl gets her crown She says you notice some of the other girls are walking away like they didn't some of the other girls are walking away. Like they didn't think around and be happy for her.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Like they immediately. And the next day within 24 hours of her getting the crown, she is featured on this beautiful resort, in which is a sponsor of the Miss USA contest, doing getting spa treatments. So her first gripe was, if this wasn't rigged, if they weren't in Kahoot's's where the owner of the Miss USA contest wasn't in Cahood's with her brands to be like, choose, ask this Miss Texas to come and do your ad. So when she
Starting point is 00:10:57 wins, it can immediately, you can immediately put it out. That's what they're saying. Because all the girls got to go and experience the spa, but nobody had like a special commercial filmed for them. Yeah, a partnership, a paid partnership. Yes. Sponsored by. Now, the, the, the, the, the Miss Texas has come out and said, my Miss Texas thing was like a little bit later than many of the other states of me winning. And after that is when sponsorships started
Starting point is 00:11:28 come as Miss Texas and one of them being this resort. So I did do it before, but I know a, like, I still believe I won. And then the Heather girl was saying, and nobody go after Miss Texas. Like whatever happened, it's not her fault, you know? But she believes that the owner of it Okay, so here that here the girl is at the
Starting point is 00:11:51 How do you pronounce that? Nizu Nizu or something resorts someplace in Mexico and so right after she won they said congratulations to the newly crown Miss USA We are so proud to have you as one of our Niz crown miss us a we are so proud to have you as one of our miss you could i don't know meds bomb acid or is okay so this whole thing so um... so
Starting point is 00:12:12 also interesting is executive director is shana mohler so that you know that was miss us a herself and was married to travis barker right yes yes so um... don't say her name two more times because she'll show up so they were trying to say they try to say look we have an open door policy for all of our hometown delegates and their families should anyone be concerned at any time about the pageant topic whatever this whole thing so they're saying um okay so this girl saying you're a bully sh Mokler, you shouldn't be in a position
Starting point is 00:12:46 of leadership for a young woman because she thinks it's all fake. This other, this girl also went on to say to Heather girl that they have to pay for a lot of things themselves. If they have extra luggage, they would have to pay for that, which you assume they would have to wear all these outfits. If they want extra food, anything they do. And she was saying, in her opinion, that this girl got a lot of extra perks
Starting point is 00:13:10 from the beginning by the people that ran it. Here is the girl who owns the company, owns Miss USA, named Crystal Stewart, actually doing Miss Texas' hair backstage. Okay, that's some good evidence. Also she said the brand of that resort, that guy was in the audience watching Miss USA. And on his reals, I mean on his i mean on his stories on his stories on instagram the only person person the only person that he featured throughout the whole
Starting point is 00:13:53 time was miss texas uh... as he sitting in the audience he could have filmed anybody and he was calling the winner without calling the winner he was just like you know all whatever that was his favorite. So then there was a, then she also shared this Miss USA, Miss Teen USA thing, saying that this one person has been removed and she believes it's because there might have been some sexual, sexual assault allegations.
Starting point is 00:14:22 She's just spreading it all. Okay, so I want to tell you about my experience Under the Miss USA pageant, okay Or maybe it was Miss America. I don't know. You can't remember. They they're so similar Is there a talent portion? I wish it was rigged. I we thought it was rigged It was it. I got the boot before the final 10. God. It was summer after my graduation year from USC. And the woman who owned the pageant for Miss Tarzana.
Starting point is 00:14:53 She was in charge of Miss Tarzana. Her husband was a big realtor and she was my mother's friend. And she called my mother saying I would love Heather to be in it. So I would think I was gonna have a little bit extra attention. Yeah. And I did. Okay. I did. She helped me. She'd like adored me. Now maybe it was me as USA because there wasn't a talent portion but she I did like a share impression for her and she goes that's talent. She was I'm gonna I'm gonna have the question be when you have to answer the question, be in a way that you can work in your
Starting point is 00:15:29 share impression because I think you're so talented and funny, okay. So now I have to get my outfit together. I'm just going. It's at the Warner Center Marriott, okay, at the Warner Center Marriott. My dad buys a table. My friend lives is there. And I'm gonna do this thing. And I'm thinking, I don't know if I'm gonna win, but I'm certainly gonna get to like the top 10. But if I do win, then I go to Miss California,
Starting point is 00:15:59 in which we go to Disneyland, and we wear the sash, and we go to the front of the line on the rides, which is the main thing that I was looking forward to. And so because it has its perks. Yeah. So I do the inner reason. I think I'm doing great. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:16:14 So another thing about this thing is that this USA also owns a coaching service. So you're so that you have to pay for these coaches to help you prepare for the questions, what to wear like style is all that kind of stuff. She claims that this Miss Texas got all that for free. Oh, I don't know if they're scholarships for certain people or what, but this girl paid at this Miss Montana Heather girl paid for everything out of her own pocket. So like she's a little annoyed by that. So anyway, I did get, I think swimsuits we got to choose from everything at the final moment, like two weeks before, we would have these rehearsals with the other girls about how we were going to do this. And like everyone had a sponsor, so mine was the real estate sponsor of my current business.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And this girl walks in and she's very put together in good looking. And she's actually from Wisconsin. But she realized that Miss Tarzanah was like a little shocky, like a little stupid operation that she could probably come in and win it. And she did. Big fish of the strong point. that she could probably come in and win it right and She did big fish the small car and this is lady goes the woman who's like oh at the last minute And so I see this girl. I'm like okay. She had tapes of like to get her in the mood You know like she's she had coaching tapes like she knew exactly what to say and do and I kind of was like my only
Starting point is 00:17:42 Preparation was just being a kid that watched it on TV. Like I didn't look up one thing. I didn't try to like figure out a better walk or better outfit or anything or what to do with my hair. I just was like, all right, I'm gonna be like as cute as I can be that day. And she was training like listening to Ia the Tiger having a full 80s montage like boxing. She was, there's actual tapes that will give you like
Starting point is 00:18:04 questions that most likely will be asked and the best way to answer them so you can really kind of study it but more importantly did you answer the question with a share impression was it like heather well how would you like to solve world peace i'm sure rich like was that the i was it would have been if i can turn back time i would tell the world.
Starting point is 00:18:27 No, seriously. I would tell the city of Tarzanah that in order to create a stronger community, we need to have more concerts in the Wander Center Park. I'd like to bring that back and not just stop it after Labor Day. We, as you know, we have beautiful weather here. We could have that continuing going out all the way up until Christmas providing
Starting point is 00:18:47 it does it rain which doesn't rain much here and really encourage local talent um... theater programs in the San Fernando Valley to be part of that stage performance and that is the way I would solve world peace in ternsana california Thank you. Contestant number nine, Heather McDonald. Thank you. Well, I got up there and stood there in my bathing suit in which they picked the 10 finalists and I was not one. And that is one of my friend Liz said that my dad threw down his napkin. I want to say you might have been wearing a tuxedo and said this is fucking bullshit. Let's get out of here.
Starting point is 00:19:28 I had such a bad attitude that I told the woman, I just want to leave. And she's like, that's a horrible attitude to have. I'm like, you're totally right, that's awful. Anyway, sat back there for the next two hours, tells someone that wasn't even boarding California and literally got an apartment there three days before one.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Yeah, we really need to secure our pageant borders. You know, it's just, it's a problem that needs to be addressed. Also, I know you, Valley girls, did you all like key her car or like blow out her tires? No, but she sabotaged her in any way. Part of her winning was to get a gym membership with a personal trainer at like 24-hour fitness or something. And my sister Shannon said she saw her there. God, she used the actual membership. Yes, and saw her walking around with her sash.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Ew, in the gym. It hurt with her unitarred on. With the trainer and Shannon was like, and you know what, I go, what, she has, her body is really good. God, Shannon. Did she own the trainer? No, I'm sure the girl, like, probably moved on,
Starting point is 00:20:38 didn't get Miss California and then, like, whatever. But, like, of course, you want to be like an anchor or something, everybody always does. She's a pageant locust onto the next big city of Tarzana. I mean, I think this is pretty juicy because it is at this big level and it deals with brands and social media and social influencers and all of that. So I think this might be kind of interesting. Like, make people go back and go, God, was this something?
Starting point is 00:21:06 I mean, I can't, I doubt this is the first year that it got a little muddy. Sure. And I honestly will say, like, we don't really hear from pageant contestants, but when they like, use their platform on an actual platform, like it's like, oh, shit, like usually they're just like,
Starting point is 00:21:23 I lost. Right. You know, and now they're like, here's what's happening. And I think that's a big, I think that's a Balsey statement. And I think, yeah, they're like, all the money, all the sponsorships that go into this and like, for actual contestants to be like, the sucks. Like, yeah, basically they're saying like, we never had a chance.
Starting point is 00:21:41 We were cheated. They believe they never had a chance. They believe this was done you know from the start to have the owner of the uh... pageant satisfy commitments of ambassadors and a brands and stuff so that kind of makes sense and it's it's pretty bad so we'll see but i i did think though having that woman own the page of that was my mom's good friend. I thought it was going to be fixed.
Starting point is 00:22:07 And unfortunately, it was not. I would have never joined. I'm going to win. I would have never joined if I didn't 100. We 100% believed I was going to win. I think we 100% believed it was going to be slightly rigged. And I had no problem with that because she asked me to do it. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:22:26 You were like, oh, I've got this in the bag. Anyway, Bethany Franco is sewing TikTok over ad featuring her image. Well. OK, so basically, you know, she's suing, really, she should just be suing the person that used her image. But that's small bananas and she's big bananas and so of course you're gonna sue tiktok and get the press that she needs which you know
Starting point is 00:22:53 page six writes better twice a week and i talk about her about once a week so she's doing okay for herself she's all right um yeah where do you want to go with this? Well, the basically the way I understand it is that she did do an ad for like a Jenny Kane sweater and then a company that makes kind of knock off sweaters of that took her video. You took her video. Her likeness. Yeah, but it's her. First, first one they were doing, I'm like, did they choke off her head and like,
Starting point is 00:23:24 impose it on a different sweater? I was like, I don't understand where she's going with it, right? So I get that but how the TikTok can't like Moderate every single thing that goes on there. I mean, so if someone did that they should get in trouble for it They should get their wrist slapped, you know should get in trouble for it, they should get their wrist slapped, you know, maybe get banned or whatever from TikTok for a while. And of course, she could go after them for that. But like, my God, you know, it's TikTok going to do that about everything. Well, she's taking a step further, I think, with all of it. But yeah. Well, I just think that's kind of stupid. It's like, I'm going to sue TikTok. And if you're going to sue TikTok, can TikTok also be like, well,'s like I'm going to sue TikTok.
Starting point is 00:24:05 If you're going to sue TikTok, can TikTok also be like, well, then if you're going to sue us, you're not allowed on our platform anymore. Yeah, that's a good point. Right. They're just like, get out of here. Well, I think there's so much TikTok drama in which I love, you know, I get a lot of juicy scoop from TikTok. I follow a lot of smaller creators on TikTok
Starting point is 00:24:26 That's really making it and sharing stuff and going on deep dives that I don't and I have a You know, I always come up with movie ideas So this is just a hypothetical movie idea kind of but maybe based on real life You know how they do that like before a law and order like anything So if this comes sound similar to anybody don't come sue me because I just me walking around this earth and coming up with a movie idea. Just let the girl live as a former Miss Tarzanah. Let the girl dream. But I wasn't Miss Tarzanah, God damn it. We're all Miss Tarzanah.
Starting point is 00:25:04 People are like I just wanted people to know. Woodland Hills is an extort of Miss Tarzanah. People are like I just wanted people to know Woodland Hills is an extort to Miss Tarzanah. That's why I could technically qualify. Okay and there was no Miss Woodland Hills so it wasn't like I had to choose between two huge counties. Okay. Still keeps you up at night. One of the biggest worst moments of my life. Okay so here's my idea for a movie. Okay. Based you know on like what's going on where you're watching it. And so, okay, so there's a former real housewife, who leaves the franchise because she's so successful
Starting point is 00:25:38 with her own brand, she doesn't have to do this bullshit anymore. And she wants to get into the TikTok world. And she wants to appear really authentic and world. And she wants to appear like really authentic and like really just give her heart and soul to the things. So she starts, this all hypothetical. She starts going to different grocery stores, like I said, and testing out different condiments, everything from William Sonoma mustard to one that you'd get at the 99 cent store. And then she does these videos where she's like,
Starting point is 00:26:05 put this in a hot dog, fucking bananas. Ship ball, are you killing me right now? Is this even a hot dog? Where am I, am I, daughter, state here? Am I on the moon? Get this now. And then she'd go to another mustard and she'd be like, not worth the 1995 or one, go fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:26:20 And people are like, gosh you um... Elizabeth will call her thank you Elizabeth for telling the truth about different condiments and why you can go and like we love you you're the greatest and then she keeps saying things like it's a scam this mustard is a scam this is a scam and then a like like a tiktok her that's just like a smart girl that just is really being herself is like oh my god so I did
Starting point is 00:26:46 a deep dive and I found out that a lot of celebrities like to trademark a lot of things that are even out yet but they think it's going to be so they trademark a saying or something and then they start using that saying like seven months after it's already been trademark in what they are trying to appear to be an authentic way and then they're like this mustered to scam and then maybe because there'll be a TV show that's called it to scam or whatever. So, so then, there are people who watch that girl and they're like, oh, that's interesting. You know, she's got whatever, 10,000 who are followers or 10,000 likes or, but you know know maybe she's making a tiny bit of money a month as a tiktok well then Elizabeth the sauce girl
Starting point is 00:27:32 it's like fuck that you're not gonna make me look bad you fucking liar so then she gets a cease and assist letter and sends it to that little tiktok her along with other tiktokers and other influencers that have also shared their opinion just like she's sharing her opinion about the sauces they get to share their opinion about maybe brands that she's had or maybe they saying I do like that mustard from William Sonoma
Starting point is 00:27:58 and I do think this is interesting and trade seeing people's trademarks people showed it about the Kardashians but the Kardashians don't care when people do that, because they're like so above it. But this Elizabeth girl, I guess, isn't. So then, in walks the hero of the story, which would be someone that's like a mom, she's a comedian, and she's had a podcast for seven and a half years.
Starting point is 00:28:23 But who's counting? No, and she's like, this is fucking bullshit, half years but who's counting no and she's like this is fucking bullshit because i've already won this is a character stalking not me i've already won a a case that's changed the law for podcasting in which someone tried to shut me up and tell me i couldn't use my freedom of speech and i feel that Elizabeth the soft lady is trying to go after uh... younger less rich less powerful influencers who have a right to give their opinion
Starting point is 00:28:49 and rise up the ranks just the way she gained so much in her career of giving her opinion. So they go to court eventually and all of the people that are, that I have a whole group of people show up at the courthouse to support this young tiktokker i'm the old podcaster not me the girl the hero is the old podcaster lady and then all of her followers wear a shirt that says Elizabeth
Starting point is 00:29:18 is a hypocrite and they wear that and everybody it's all gets exposed and it's um gets exposed and it's lifetime wanted it, but Netflix wants to be lifetime now, apparently. And so lifetime buys it and it becomes a movie. And as people watch it, they go, oh wow. I think I know what this scandal was about, but we never say the name of who it is and we call it like the skinny sauce scandal.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah. Or bat tick crazy. Cute. So short. Or something. I love a good mustard scam. That just sounds fun.
Starting point is 00:29:55 The mustard scam. The mustard scam. Because you're like, what is this mustard scam? Do you need real mustard season in or not? I mean, what the fuck? I can't even taste it. Is it Pupon? Is it?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Yeah. What is this? Like, everyone knows I love a good mustard. I mean, what the fuck? I can't even taste it. Is it Pupon? Is it? Yeah. Daly, what is this? Yes. Like, everyone knows I love a good mustard. I love a good, sometimes I just put mustard and chose to eat it alone. You're right Elizabeth, she loves mustard. Yeah. Just leave us alone. We need to say our families.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I need more mustard. Right. But soap is fine. Don't fucking tell me that my mustard stories are not authentic, bitch. Here's a season to say, and you better not talk about it. So now that tick-tuck person, you know know would have to take it all down and never mention or talk about that person who is a public figure ever again Which when your public figure you can talk about people?
Starting point is 00:30:34 I just missed the old days where we could just review condiments freely Speaking of which we just watched an amazing trailer who it's on Netflix trying to be lifetime however amazing trailer, it's on Netflix trying to be lifetime however. Falling for Christmas with Lindsey Lohan. Yes. And we're not giving anything away because the trailer gives the whole thing away. It really does. We don't need to watch it. You don't have to watch it guys.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Just watch the trailer just came out today. Can I tell you what it's about? Yes. It's overboard on the slopes. With she is parasilton. She starts out being parasiltonilton doesn't have to work and is the air to the biggest hotel chain in the world yes and sure enough her boyfriend asks her to marry him on the slopes with the deal with diamond ring that parasilton i think
Starting point is 00:31:20 her fourth fiance she's married to like the fifth one now i don't have a time she's been engaged but in real life parasilton was engaged to a guy that gave her ring on a slope and i want to say that that she didn't marry that guy i don't think she did she didn't marry that one she married the next one yeah and he she falls and she has her head nobody and people find her later on and now she's in the small working class part of town gross not the aspen part, like an hour away part.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Which looks like a Santa's village. Which still gorgeous. It's like every house is probably still $2 million for the ship. Oh for sure. Everything smells like gingerbread and everything's clean. Yeah, so she doesn't know how to make a bed. I mean. And now you see Goldie Han and Kurt Russell's situation going on.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Except, I don't think there's going to be that scene where Kirk Russell commits this or that they're really married and so then he basically has sex with her and then to cut that scene out. They probably did. That was like, is this sexual assault with a someone who is amnesia? I'm like, what is this? But of course he has a child in overboard. He had four boys. He has a cute daughter and i'm i'm gonna go on a limb and say that in the end what in the end the rich guy the guy who wants to be rich she really has the money he comes back and tries to woo her and she thinks she's going to and then of course changes her mind and stays with him and the little girl
Starting point is 00:32:47 and she does have creative ideas that come out through the time that she's cleaning the house and so she's able to build up a career with him and her new daughter that has nothing to do with the Hilton quote-unquote last name. I'm gonna up I'm gonna up the Annie. Please do. She's gonna learn how to make several beds. In fact, she's gonna have so much fun, like taking apart beds and putting them together in this lodge, she's going to create a successful Airbnb chain. Within the village.
Starting point is 00:33:16 That brings a bunch, because the village doesn't get the tourism that the expensive Aspen part does. The village is about to shut down. It's going to go bankrupt tomorrow. Yes. Yeah. And so she's there and she's like, wait, oh God, and the fiance who allowed her to fall down the slope.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Yes. There's going to be a scene where he looks over and he's going to be like, oh, and leaves her. So then she's going to be like, oh wow, you knew where I was the entire time. You left me in the snow. And we all know Lindsey Lohan loves a white powder. Now, I think... I think she's going...
Starting point is 00:33:51 Like, I think the mom or the dad, because she's an ares, is gonna be like, why is my daughter? And then she's gonna realize at the end, like, hey, I'm happy here being... Basic, you know? Um, the only thing I'm gonna here being basic, you know? The only thing I'm gonna disagree with you on. What? Oh, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:34:09 We do see her dad make an appearance, which is actually my friend is dating that actor. Oh, right. He was from General Hospital. So I guess the dad does come in, but I think the parents are gonna be very loving. They're only gonna expose that the fiancee was not there for the right reasons.
Starting point is 00:34:26 The fiance was not there at all. Yes. Also she looks pretty in it. And I mean, it's definitely a little more edgy and fun than a lifetime, but it's extremely lifetime homerky. But, but yes. Oh my God, this, I mean, the sleeves alone
Starting point is 00:34:38 just scream hallmark. Like, are you kidding me? Does Dean a low hand make a cameo as Elfana Shelf? That's what I want to know. We have to put her in somewhere. That's me, Dean a low hand. Like, oh God, the Christmas Goblins back, yeah. Yes, I don't know if Allie low hand.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Hopefully they all went to the premiere. I hope so. I have to say I am glad and I will say, I'm making a prediction. Okay. In the trailer, she's singing Jingle Bell Rock, which was the song from Mean Girls. Yes, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Her and Regina George and all that. So that's totally deliberate. But I think she's going to release her own version of the 20th anniversary, whatever, how long ago Mean Girls came out. Her new single Jingle Bell Rock, four falling for Christmas. She's coming after Mariah Carey. I mean, that's not gonna happen, but let her go beg, you know.
Starting point is 00:35:34 We know who might sewer. Back to the Frankel. Countess Luanne, she's got a... All I, all I, what was her song that she did for Christmas? All I want for Christmas is you. She say, Lovie, Christmas, say bon. Say bon. That's the do what I want.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Countess Lovie and Anlanzi Lohan. Do it. Ah, just a... Countess is doing Christmas shows. She should totally ask the Lins to come and sing her version of that. That Christmas song. I'm excited for an Linsi Lohan come back.
Starting point is 00:36:04 But you also said, you know, who did not make an appearance in this was from Mean Girls, what's his name? I don't know. What's his name? Ooh, who's that? Jonathan Bennett? Jonathan Bennett, who I follow on the Graham.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I did, he is got a new sponsorship. Uh-huh. And it is him getting, it's breast cancer wearin' it. I did, he is got a new sponsorship. And it is him getting, it's breast cancer awareness month. So he is going around. Just to one, I think the person that did the ad who paid for the ad is a scanning place. So maybe they thought, you know what? A lot of girls know to get their yearly mammogram.
Starting point is 00:36:48 But let's tap into a market of guys who might get breast cancer too, or that might just have some bitch tits. I don't know. I'm just sick. I don't know. I don't know. And what's great about it is- What's great about it is-
Starting point is 00:37:01 What's great about it is you're getting the word out that definitely if you are a man and you have any kind of cancer or family and you I don't know if you're insurance will pay for it. It's a good question to ask about a quality. You know, can you get the mammoth? Because even people have good insurance for women. They try to say, you know what you're good. They try to ask you all these questions.
Starting point is 00:37:22 And so if you say no, no no no mother and sister has ever had cancer then they're like uh... uh... okay well then i don't think you need it and then you're like great but that you shouldn't you should insist on no i want to have it anyway because whatever or not because so then
Starting point is 00:37:40 they get people to sign up that maybe they just a cash for it but also being a man he can whip out his tit on the Instagram. Full nip. And show us the full exam where a woman can't. So it's just another job that a guy got. That a girl couldn't get. Isn't that weird? I think that's so bizarre.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I mean, I would have been happy if tattooed of Dutta a mammogram at a guy. I get my mammogram every year. Like how do women say, and this is what drives me crazy about like the reels because you do they monetize your content. Right. So it's like how do women been like,
Starting point is 00:38:13 hey, I, you know, cancer runs in my family. It's cancer awareness month for women. Like I'm gonna go in and get my mammogram and like, that would have been blocked. Yeah. It would have been like, nope, this is not monetizing. There's nipple, da da da da, that would have been blocked. Yeah. It would have been like, nope, this is not monetizing, there's nipple in it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 00:38:29 but like this man can go in and get it and press his tipped up against a thing and it's okay. So what happened with the Britney Spears thing? I did it real and I literally just took Britney Spears with her holding her nips and her little heart, hard to reach and I did a reaction off of it, like as a real. Yeah. Blocked.
Starting point is 00:38:51 But then I posted the TikTok version of it totally fine. So I'm like, you're going against your own platform? I'm exhausted. I don't know. We've posted things that I've talked about this where it does find on Reels. And the exact same thing gets nothing on TikTok and vice versa.
Starting point is 00:39:06 But I'm like, she can post her full beachcooch and it's totally fine, but I'm like doing a reaction off of the picture that she posted and it's like, that's too much. It's just one person, it's whoever I guess working at the desk that day. Yeah, yeah. At the Instagram or TikTok headquarters,
Starting point is 00:39:24 but you know, but good for Jonathan Bennett for getting and add that, you know, that a woman take a job from a woman, it's okay. It's okay, it's okay. We can't even have one thing. We can't even have first kids are aware of this one. I mean, that's the new movie coming out, Mame Graham Girls.
Starting point is 00:39:41 That's, that'll be it. All right, our girl, Anna Delvey, was released from prison, providing or jail, providing she has a place to live and stays off social media. And I had posted, like I had a commented under it, I'm sure there's a podcaster with the spare room because she could have gone on a lot of podcasts
Starting point is 00:40:09 that I never thought were very compelling. No offense to people like got the podcast could be the interview good for them, but I was just like seeing her in the back room with the glasses and she just kept denying that she did anything wrong was annoying. We need her in the room. And also this is a Halloween miracle.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I'm so excited. This is, look at her just opening a window looking outside. Knowing that they're saying a paparazzi outside. Yeah. So we don't know who's house she's living in, right? Yeah, but it's a new art department.
Starting point is 00:40:40 But since I said, come on, podcasters, come together, get her in your house. I know you love do, Anna, and I love to do myself. Uh-huh. So I'm going to imagine a scenario where I wanted to get an in-person interview, not a sad zoom with her in a jumpsuit. I want her looking cute. And so I invited her to stay in my spare bedroom at my house with my husband and two sons. And this is just a day in the life of maybe this is the first morning. I'm trying
Starting point is 00:41:12 to get the interview done, but Anna might have other things. Good morning Anna. Can I get you some coffee? I have got a cure and cure. You have a cure egg? Yes. You don't have Colombian arabica coffee beans? No, I just have the little cups, but I have two different kinds. I have the Starbucks kind and I have the pizza coffee. That is fine. I guess I'll take them.
Starting point is 00:41:35 So, okay, Anna, I can't wait to like, to start interviewing you. Like, what is the plan? We could just do it right here, but do you want to go out by my pool to do it? Well, when you told me that you had an island in your kitchen, I thought you were going to have a real island, not this marble slab debauchery. Oh, you thought I lived on an island like Richard Branson?
Starting point is 00:41:58 I mean, one with the sum, you know, your important podcaster, you know, you should have a real island. It's really embarrassing. Are you poor? A little bit. I'm embarrassed as well. But I would just like to know, like, what is the plan? Do you want to try to, you know, you can't have social media, but that doesn't mean we can't go to Craig's tonight and see if maybe some hot guy would want to hit on you.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Do you have your eye on anyone? I mean, there's so many options now. It's really hard being me right now. I mean, I am one of the most eligible bachelor's ats right now in Hollywood. I mean, I could get anyone. Anyone you just name people and I'll tell them yes or no. Just tell them name someone. A Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Absolutely. I'm pulling him right now. A Ben, good af,, even though he's married. Uh, uh, don't come for me, J-Lo. May they've already had Ben Aflux. Just so cocky, I love it. You know, I'm just a girl. A modern girl in a modern world. Imagine if she did do the Bachelorette, though.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I would, definitely, I would do Bachelorette. And I would win it because then I would definitely, I would do Bachelorette. And I would win it because then I would be on Dancing With Stars and that's what I am. You are a dancer or you are a star. I'm a star, you're definitely a star. Oh yeah, very much so. And I do a really good Argentinian somba. But the only thing with the Bachelorette is- Margin Prison taught me how to do it.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Oh, Margin. And the only thing about the Bachelorette is, how to do it. Oh March and the only thing about the bachelor's in is It would be I actually would love to see that because I want to take the last three guys or whatever it is and go to Germany and meet your family Because you've heard so many different things about them. My family You can call my dad, but he won't pick up He's very busy. He's doing files and paperwork. You know, no, I don't have to involve my family at all This is me. I'm an important person in the world now maybe Catherine Zeta Jones can play me and in a lifetime movie. I don't know but
Starting point is 00:44:02 It's I don't have time for you. There, I said it. Get me on your podcast and I have to go to Shatom or Monk. We, let's definitely do the, oh my God, that would be amazing, we'll take over there after. I love that, great job. Thank you so much. And whoever is interviewing her,
Starting point is 00:44:21 better have a podcast. Yeah, and that's gonna be my comment. I mean, who's ever staying, who's ever how she's staying at, better have a podcast. Yeah, and that's gonna be my comment. I mean, who's ever staying, who's ever how she's staying at? Better have a podcast and if you don't, that's okay, you can start one in an hour. Yeah, it's really easy. There's no skill involved. At all, but that's also my audition for Mr. Tarzanah,
Starting point is 00:44:37 2002. Wow, that's so interesting. Thank you. Thank you. Patch of the number one. Okay, so Kanye West is now suspended from Twitter. Good. I mean, I just want to say, in general, I don't think, I don't think, I think there's very few
Starting point is 00:44:59 people and now people don't know. I disagree. All I want to say is, all the money in the world, the cashmere, the jet, all the skips in the world, all the access to the beauty, all the access to the balloons. The garbage bags account. I would not want to ever have to deal
Starting point is 00:45:21 with co-parenting, with Kanye West for the next 16 years. Just think about it. Oh, I bet. Anybody like no one or how much you dislike the Kardashians or whatever, that is going to be something that is just going to be never ending because just when she thinks they're in a good place or they've negotiated something or they're on the same page They're not and then there's four of them so each child can have their own Thing in which he doesn't agree with what Kim's doing or what the grandma's doing Chris or what the child is doing or Someone wrote me and they said I think he's being such a nightmare
Starting point is 00:46:04 So that other people, other parents at the kid's school will say, they've got to leave. Like we're all going to get together and we're all going to leave this private school unless you get rid of those kids. Oh, wow. And I hope that doesn't happen and I don't think parents would want to do that because you're punishing the child for doing nothing, but it could be that could be his strategy to make it that they have to leave the school and the nareful.
Starting point is 00:46:33 So he has the school to themselves. So then he no-no, so then they have to go to the dawn to school. Oh. I don't know. I don't know. It just sounds like a nightmare. It is a nightmare, and I feel like Twitter did the right thing You know he's clearly mentally unstable um and these Anti-Semitic rant
Starting point is 00:46:52 That he did I so scary it's so scary, but it's also like I'm trying I saw somebody on Instagram today say like yes, he's unwell, but this is not a character of people say like yes, he's unwell, but this is not a character of people, you know, with mental illness. They don't just go out and have anti-Semitic rants. Like, I think it's really sad, and it's also just really sad that he just can't, I don't want to sound like insensitive, but I just feel like he just can't grow up. It's like, how old are you? Why are you posting all your bullshit on social media? It's the same thing with like a Britney Spears,
Starting point is 00:47:30 so it's just like, it's like, why are you having to like, do this? Why are you having to say all this stuff? To the point where like Chloe had to get on there and be like, hey, this is a cool stop it. Like, pick up the phone, have a conversation, have a dinner party, like go to counseling. We don't need to like stop having fights with your loved ones on social media. It's so
Starting point is 00:47:52 weird. Well, I mean, I think it's just, it is weird. It's someone that, you know, sees himself above everybody else and needs attention on it all the time. And in one minute, he's saying like a nice thing about Kim and we're doing fine and then the next, he's like, why'd you have to show her ass on a cover of a magazine? And it's like, you were with her this whole time. Like you made it about the fashion and you had her wearing your skin tight clothes,
Starting point is 00:48:20 you know, as well as the baggy clothes. And now you act like that's not proper. Well, you know, you're not the baggy clothes. And now you act like that's not proper. Well, you know, you're not the beacon of fatherhood either. It's just, it's just like on fort, it's just sad. But it's just, it's sad because it's like, also he opened like the Balenciaga show in Paris Fashion Week where they were like walking through the mud trenches. And I'm like, okay, so technically,
Starting point is 00:48:42 if Kim was like a shitty person, she could say something about that. And be like, oh, what, you think that's a model lock? And you know, like, like go after that, but she's not gonna do that because she's busy. Like this is just, oh my God, speaking of the bull. This is just weak bitch behavior.
Starting point is 00:48:57 It's become the Balanciaga thing. Do you see the Lay's Potato Chip bag purses? So there are these purses that look like a lays potato chip bag crunched up like a clutch that you hold, but it's just and that's actually a bag that you can purchase. And it looks like a potato chip bag crumpled up. I still can't get over Sir Jessica Parker's pigeon purse. Oh, that's coming up in the in in the, we're just making things like, so there was, I think that's the new show.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Is it a purse? We had, is it a cake? Is it a purse? Well, that's probably a Judith Leaver bag because Judith Leaver would make these bags that were like, like they're a little shape. Remember the little girl in the first movie?
Starting point is 00:49:42 She had put her phone in that cupcake purse. Yeah. So it's like, it's an expensive, crystally purse for like, I don't know, few grand or something. But anyway, what we're talking about is there is a photo of them filming on New York of, so just. And just like that? And just like that of Sarah Jessica Parker and Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:50:04 And again, wearing the weird stuff and everything. And I saw someone talking about like, why, you know what's unreal about this, is, you know, if this was real housewives of Beverly Hills, and someone came with a pigeon purse or whatever, Kyle would be like, Doree, what is this pigeon purse? And Doree would be like, do you like it? Peek-a-kotter for me, it's absolutely stunning. It's my little pet, you know, and they would talk about it, and read would be like do you like it p-k-caught it for me is absolutely
Starting point is 00:50:25 stunning it's my little pet you know and they would talk about that would be part but that's a reality show and I think the reason they don't talk about it on sexist cities because we've only got the 22 minutes and I'd like that they don't talk about their outfits I like that they just come together and they do their business and then we as the viewers get to talk about it. You don't have to see them talk. Like one thing I hate about reality shows is how long they spend ordering the food. Oh yes for sure. Like that just filler already. You know what I think I'll have an Arnold Palmer. You know what I'm gonna have that too. I'm also gonna have that Arugula salad with some chicken. No. Can I have a little extra lemons? Carcass out, please.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Carcass out. Now that's a solid two minutes of material. Like, but maybe there's nothing else to show, but still, I don't need to see the ordering of food. But that's the thing, we love the fashion. And this, and like, I'm gonna say something, I am over this like plastic, militia, weird, extraterrestrial,
Starting point is 00:51:24 like sunglasses and neutrals. It's just like, it's so bland and stagnant. I think it's all, like Justin Bieber stopped following Kanye. Like they're friendships over. And I think a lot of people are kind of being like, dude, you need to stop, you need to get help. And I hope he gets help, because it's like, it's really destructive.
Starting point is 00:51:43 And again, it's when the parents of other kids in a school are like concerned. Yeah, it's a way to be. I know I'd be like this is just. I'm guessing it's not a fun pickup situation. No, um, I talked about this a little bit, but then I saw even a better video. Okay. So they thought they added a tear to Kim. When Kim's crying about Chloe Mm-hmm, and an inter-confessional interview on the new Hulu show. Yeah, so I watched this other one where this girl explained it explained it and The reason I definitely think it was is I don't think she I think she was genuinely upset I think in post and so did this girl which is named what's her name?
Starting point is 00:52:24 Prima donas Prima.'s her name? Prima Donna's Prima, but what is it? Prima Donna's of the gutter. Okay, the gutter. Let's give her credit and Is she's go she's wiping her eye like this and then all of a sudden this very Perfectly round drop appears and then she goes like this But she doesn't cover the tear. So if this was real life, you would, if you were going to cover it, if you're gonna be like Erica Jaina, let the tears go, then you never wipe your face.
Starting point is 00:52:52 But if you're actually like doing this, you would go to where you feel the wetness on your face. So they think it was added in post CGI. Oh yeah, the other eye is too. So a scene. It's that dewy like, oh, it's about to fall. What is it? What I would say. Keep it the other eye is too. So a seed. It's that do we like oh, it's about to fall. Yeah, is it? I would say keep it together came your so brave as Kim It defense which they want addresses is I don't think that was like a discussion. They had at a tear
Starting point is 00:53:18 I think someone's like we can do this and we want to make this show like the best it could be and she is upset But there are no tears. So let's show it. Yeah, they want a motion in this show because they're all just like, I'm really excited to be here. But I kind of like that. Like for actors, everyone should be kind of thrilled that you could add CGI tears if you need to because some actors can cry on cue and it's amazing and others, it's really
Starting point is 00:53:42 hard and it takes like hours and they have to think of like the saddest most disgusting thing that ever happened in their life to get the tears to come and if we just do some CGI okay I know she'll get better with time also Kim went to the Cowboys versus Rams game and they showed her on the big tron and it sounded like the crowd was booing they were I watched it several times do you think that even bothers her she did something i don't think they care i think it's like when you're there all because i think that every day why are they there i forgot that l.a. had a team
Starting point is 00:54:18 okay i think he means yeah the clippers right just kidding well the chargers and the rams and in the clippers and the lakers and the. Well, the chargers and the Rams. And then the clippers and the Lakers. And the clippers and the Lakers. And the Dodgers and the Angels. Good for you. We have 15. We have two teams for everything.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Yeah. And they showed her on the jumbo tron. And she, like, blew a kiss and everyone booed. And I had it on replay. Do you remember the scene in Death Becomes Her, where Goldie Hahn is in the fat suit eating the cake frosting? Yeah. She's watching Madeline Ashton getting choked over and over again. That was me this morning just eating cake frosting, rewinding Kim getting
Starting point is 00:54:55 booed at the game. I was like, oh nature's healing. Why are you happy? She's going through hell with Kanye. Whatever. I just let's me go like, like some people are just like, over it, you know? Yeah, it's fine. It's every, every, every, every day. It's like, so. So. Okay, so real housewives of Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:55:14 God, I can't wait. What a great season. It was really juicy. It was a good season. Of course, I'm going to New York this weekend. I will be at Broadway. Oh, wow. That's a sweet gift.
Starting point is 00:55:24 So, Rina is going to appear, be appearing at the Real House as a Beverly Hills panel. And I want to put something out because I think it's going to be one of those things because this is the first time they've had it in this big center. They only had it once before three years ago and it was very much smaller.
Starting point is 00:55:40 It was just at like a theater and then you'd walk three blocks to go to some other thing. But it made it really fun, but this is a much bigger deal. I think they even still have tickets left because it is so big. So what's going on is they're having like different things like a Comic Connagass where there's three or four different stages and all at the same time there's like three different things to choose from. And now I think the biggest panel is going to be
Starting point is 00:56:07 the real house for this Beverly Hills panel. And but whatever is up against it at that time, no one, like I feel badly for it, because wherever those Bravo stars are, if they're doing like the family feud, like Vanderpump rules goes up against Southern charm or whatever, if I'd be like, are you serious? Like, come on, like who's gonna watch ours?
Starting point is 00:56:29 But what I'm saying is, juicy scupers, we need to make sure that you save me a seat. Because I'm thinking, do you think, I've never gone to a Comic Con, but do you think like for the Beverly Hills panel, which will be by far the most attended of all the panels? Because Lisa Rennie now is coming, but Kathy's not.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Like are people going to have to sit in that seat or like wait for when that seats full? So you have to sit in that you got to like, so you might lose two hours of doing nothing. You thought the Queen's Q was long? You're gonna have every gay and woman in New York just waiting in line to go see that. The question I have is when does the reunion premiere? We know the date. It starts on Wednesday. This Wednesday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Okay. So and and and Bravo Con is this weekend? Yes. Okay. So the first episode will come out. So they can technically talk about stuff. Oh yeah. And they can be like, well, you're gonna have to watch the rest of the reunion,
Starting point is 00:57:30 because isn't there like nine parts? No, there'll be like three. Okay, so they can talk about stuff, but they can't talk about certain stuff. Okay. But I just thought this was interesting, because this article came out February 16th. Mm-hmm, of this year? Yes, and it said, Kathy Hilton just got called out for 16th. Uh-huh. Of this year?
Starting point is 00:57:45 Yes. And it said, Kathy Hilton just got called out for her close relationship with Donald Trump. Okay. And it's February 16th when all the shit was going down, Aspen was in January. After Aspen? This came out.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Okay. And I don't know about it, but I'm just like, now that they know that they believe that the story is about what happened came from Erica and Lisa Renner possibly. And then Lisa Renner is like, where was a printed? Where was a printed? I'm sorry, it's a 1942. She doesn't printed. It's digitally put out there. And then- I'm gonna send a Raven. Yeah. I'm gonna send a Raven in the room.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Yeah. But anyway, so I thought, oh, I wonder if all the stuff was coming out and being that, you know, like, yeah, so. This is just fodder. This is them trying, they're clearly, if you've watched the last episode of the finale, this was them, it was clearly a take down, trying to take down Kathy. And I love the trailer when she was like you were the you were the biggest bully in Hollywood and everyone knows that I was just like I took I took Kathy Hilton's tequila I took a tap a Kathy Hilton tequila shot if I
Starting point is 00:58:54 always least to run I'd be like well isn't it I'm sorry I think there might have been a bigger bully and his name was Harvey Weinstein. Oh my God. Well, it's so fascinating to watching this evolution of Lisa Rena, like, and how she had the 818 tequila in Aspen and she's like, and they're saying like, oh, we're not jealous. The Hilton's are not jealous of the Kardashians. Look at Lisa Rena's reunion look. She looks like Chloe Kardashian.
Starting point is 00:59:23 I will say there was a time when they were jealous for sure for sure there was a time when the two girls were in Kim was I mean I remember I remember like going lunch with Chris Jenner and Chris goes oh my god I'm so excited now this how long ago was because my son is 16 and he was like in a In like a baby seat and you had your mr. Zana sash still on at lunch and she goes Chris she goes Kim is so excited. She was with Paris Hilton today and they were filming for the simple life and Paris said Kim I want you to be my new best friend on the show.
Starting point is 01:00:05 And I remember going oh I didn't even know that Kim had like TV aspirations because what I met her she was just all about like fashion and styling people's closets. I didn't know she wanted me in front of the camera. And so then when the Kardashians took off there was a rift in, I think, the Matrix in the Kathy Hilton not loving. Right. That they got so big. But then they did all come together as years past. But there were times where people in their camps had to choose like to hang out with a lot like other Beverly Hills women chose Kathy Hilton over Chris and it was like, and Chris,
Starting point is 01:00:47 and they never did not give Paris credit. Like they were always like, if it wasn't for Paris, we wouldn't know how to do this. Like she never said, I came up with this on my own of like how to be famous, you know, but now they're all friends and they've both had sex tapes. And they're definitely going to stay friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:07 So there's nothing that's going to tell this part. And I also don't think that Chris watches Beverly Hills. I don't think she watches anything but her own show. No, she doesn't know. So whatever. Who cares? But who are you team Kathy or team Rina? I'm kind of both.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Really? I can see Rina's frustration in that she didn't film the first part of the season because she was negotiating her contract. And they said, oh, it's because I was busy with Paris's wedding. Come on. Oh, right. You know, so she didn't attend anything in the beginning. Then she went her few things. And then after this bomb shell dropped, she, after they asked for an explosion, Kathy then did go to Crystal's 1920s birthday party. Which was so funny.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Thinking that by writing Lisa Rana like Silences Gold and thinking that we're good, Rina won't bring it up. I'm asking you not to bring it up and like good girlfriends do. We're gonna take it to the gray if don't make a part of the show. Now, Rina didn't wanna do that. She wanted to get it up and like good girl friends do. We're gonna take it to the grave, don't make a part of the show. Now, Rina didn't wanna do that.
Starting point is 01:02:06 She wanted to get it out there. So after that party, and once it got out there, they had the confrontation with Kyle at Kyle's house with Lisa, who's like, you could have your tears, but it's not gonna work with me, Kathy. Kathy's like, have some compassion. After that, Kathy doesn't go to the Erica Jane Hare Extension Party, which didn't get much footage at all.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Not at all. This was a bug about that. But they did have a big party and she didn't attend. She didn't attend Garsell's Burkin Resale Party to buy the $20,000 used Burkin. Oh, the yellow one that she got? Yeah, she didn't go to that. And then she didn't go to the final party at Kyle's.
Starting point is 01:02:49 So with the Grace Kelly Foundation, which is that a thing? So I'm just saying, like, imagine if you, you know, work at Subway Sandwich. Okay, I'm there. And the person working next to you just didn't show up for the last three shifts, but you got the same check.
Starting point is 01:03:07 And I think a lot of it is with when they don't show up, then it puts us in a position of having to carry conversation to make a storyline. We sometimes can look bad because people watching at home are like, why are you talking about them when they're not here? Well, they're part of the cast of the TV show that we do and they then they should have been there and they should have been there And then they could have stood up for themselves But if they didn't we still have to talk about what the fuck is going on right no one wants to hear about the fact that the garbage band didn't come today We got to talk about Kathy Hilton and her freakouts. So I I get why
Starting point is 01:03:41 Erica and Lisa rented and want to drop the bone right and why they were annoyed that then she didn't come to play with play with the bone you know i mean but uh... you don't mean like it's yet a bone they could have both taken a bone and play with it together playing with the phone is different yeah anyway so that's kind of my opinion a really fun game to play to the season Yes, if you take Kathy Hilton's tequila and you do a shot of it every time Lisa Rena says the word shook Yeah, it's really fun. I was you could you could do any pretence you could do shook it
Starting point is 01:04:17 You could do shocked or you could do shook or you could do I was shooking instead of I was shaking Yeah, or Lisa Rina could open her own oyster bar right right called aw shooks Lisa Rina's was for sure anyway I'm excited I'm ready I can't wait of course I'll be talking about it at my show in New York City and also people can stream it and watch it for seven days after everything that Heather McDowell dot net then Justin will be there along with Brandy Julie and Chris the following weekend in Las Vegas.
Starting point is 01:04:53 And I believe there are still some tickets left for that and that is at the Venetian on Saturday the 22nd. Everything is at Heather McDowell dot net. We go to Texas. I go to the East Coast with Chris speaking of when apparently according to Lisa Rennah Kathy said I'm gonna take Kyle down and her whole family if it's the last thing I do
Starting point is 01:05:17 well to the thunder Well I could see there's something to be jealous of netflix I could see there's something to be jealous of Netflix Announced their show it's coming and Mauricio. It's called buying Beverly Hills Mm-hmm, and it focuses on Mauricio is the agency with his I think it's two older daughters obviously porches Not gonna be a realtor yet. It's done 18 and the third daughter. I don't know if she's part of it And then a bunch of other Attractive filters. Yeahir's traps, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:46 They. What is this horny date in the front? Why is this girl wearing a Halloween costume? Yeah, she straight up is like the spirit Halloween mascot. It's shoot day and you wore that? I want to say. Would you buy a house for the school? Annie sent me this trailer.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Okay. What? It's good. No. Of course it's not. I just feel like I think we might be a little burnt on the formula of rich real estate. Yes. Like I just like you've got to make this work and like and then a girl not knowing what kind of marble is on the couch. And then she took my commission. She took my commission. It's not even that juicy it's
Starting point is 01:06:26 more like do you want this listening or not they're all sleeping together did you see the story about Mary from selling sunset how like did you see that how she's like I'm having a hard time selling homes because I was on selling sunset no I did not see that yes yes it's on Twitter so
Starting point is 01:06:43 it's like yeah you're gonna get fame and stuff but it's like I didn't see that. Yes, yes, it was on Twitter. So it's like, yeah, you're gonna get fame and stuff, but it's like, I don't, first of all, this picture is terrible. Mauricio, put on a pant, you're wearing jeans. This green screen number is terrible. This Tricia Paytus look alike is, I mean, it's just, it's just this horny made with chandelier fringe. it's just no. And it's like, what, we're doing, we're doing selling sunset,
Starting point is 01:07:09 but this is selling Beverly Hills. It's called buying Beverly Hills. Sure. So instead of selling, it's buying. Got it. But it's not like you're focusing on buyers more than sellers or whatever, they just had to change the name a little.
Starting point is 01:07:19 I think it's brilliant that they did it. I would have 100% said yes if I was Kyle and Marisa to go forward with this as a family, as a career. But I don't think this is what Kathy should be jealous of, but I do think back in January, before she saw the trailer, she might have been. Mm-hmm. Because even though Kathy,
Starting point is 01:07:41 as the most famous daughter in the world, Paris Hilton, next to Kim Kardashian, I think Paris Hilton is the next famous, the most famous, and most famous first. And her daughter, Nikki, is married very well and has her own thing going. I, Kathy herself, and it has been, I had a, had a lot of attempts at reality show start
Starting point is 01:08:02 of herself in between her sisters going on the first season of Beverly Hills and today. Yeah. There were like, she was a friend of like Latoya Jackson. She was in this one about Paris. I'm gonna go and research them for the next show, but like, there was a lot that didn't really make it. So, and she wasn't as big of an actress as Kim and Kyle either because she got married
Starting point is 01:08:26 to a young and eighteen yeah and it was more and there's a ten year-age difference of more that big Kathy really was like the stage bomb to the little girls and Kim was really the biggest star yeah and Kyle is just like good get parts here in their throat or life so I think i believe a hundred percent i believe Lisa rena that
Starting point is 01:08:44 Kathy said those things absolutely I think I think I mean she's part of that generation my god. You're she said it. Yeah, she said it She said it. She said it and it's like she said it and the question is Should should Lisa Rena have respected the the the text and Like try to call her off line But if Lisa Rena did that, then Lisa Rena would not have been a friend to the people squatting on the couches watching this show.
Starting point is 01:09:11 For sure. So you could hate Lisa Rena, but how much do you like a juicy season? It's the heart, it's heart decision. It's a heart decision. It's a heart decision. You know what, I just thought about something. What?
Starting point is 01:09:23 This could be bad news. What? This show. What? Think about it. The end of real estate to all together. Remember all the like rumor? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Yeah. Remember in like they were trying to go like, oh, to read and, and, um, Maricio were like, gonna do a show in England or something about real estate. Yeah, or they were like, they were like, oh, they're like getting really cozy or whatever. Look at what, look at these girls. Yeah. There has to be an episode where receive a ratio taking off his shirt and one of the girls
Starting point is 01:09:51 is gonna go to her like confession and she'll be like, um, daddy. You know, something like that. And we're gonna have, hello, we saw it with selling OC. But the only reason it won't is because I'm sure Kyle and Rizio are our executive producers. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:07 You don't think that one of these girls is going to flirt with him? If Kyle was as good of a executive producer as Lisa Renna pretended to be, she should have that pattern in it. She should allow that to happen just to keep people talking. I'm calling the horny French maid, spirit Halloween girl in the front row. Yeah. She's up to no good. Look at her.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Oh, la la. I said really stay back. Yes. We'll see. We'll see. But yeah, I can't wait for more. So sometimes TikTok challenges can be confusing to hard hitting journalists like TMZ.
Starting point is 01:10:42 Because Madonna was doing this TikTok trend. You're aware of where someone tries to throw a ball in a basket and they say, if I miss this I'm gay. So then TMZ ran with that and said, Madonna appears to have declared herself gay. I think, see, like we're talking about in the bio, so you have to click the bio. Then, now we show her Madonna comes and she has now a short pink hair. She looks like Jeffrey star. No, if Jeffrey star had sex with an alien and then their baby came out, that's what she
Starting point is 01:11:11 looks like right now. Jeffrey star had sex with a chupacabra. That's what it is. What's a chupacabra? What is that? The Mexican goat sucker. Hello. Do not know folklore.
Starting point is 01:11:19 No, I don't. But then she came and then was like, it was just the trend and you know anyway. Also, nice job Madonna because you know what tomorrow is? Alien with a baby day because today is, yesterday was lesbian day. Tomorrow's national coming out day. Oh it is? Heather have you not marked it down in your ally calendar? No, I mean, there was, there was daughter day and son day
Starting point is 01:11:49 and I didn't do any Instagram posts on that either. So I'm warning you she's like, I'm gay. Got it. I don't. I definitely don't think she is gay. I think she loves. No, she's, she's dabbled. I mean, for sure.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Sure, I don't even think she dabbled that much. I think she was so ahead of her time that she acted like she was gay with Sandra Bernhardt, because it's like got her attention. Yeah. I think she's all about the hard, young dick. The H-Y-D. Yeah. Well, I just love how Diplocan just write high queen and it has 619 likes. God. Um, the, uh, has 619 likes. God.
Starting point is 01:12:26 The, uh. This is from the New York Post and Mississippi Daycare Worker was fired after screaming at children in a Halloween mask. It's a very scary white mask like, ah! And she was, I mean, can you imagine what are you thinking? I love this video. There's nothing I love more than scary children.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Ha, ha, ha, ha. I saw it. Yes, it's traumatizing, but I just think if you're going to have a mental, like meltdown in school, put on a mask and start screaming. We, Peter and I, like early on in the marriage, went as I went as like sexy little red riding hood. And then Peter had this like very realistic wolf mask. Sure. And anyway, we move into our house that we've been in now for 16 years, whatever. And the first Halloween,
Starting point is 01:13:17 which our neighborhood is pretty happening as far as like a lot of kids come by. So we're excited to do the trick of treating. And we had found the mask whatever and Peter opened the door and was like, you know, oh my god, these kids were terrified screaming. And we've even when we with with that mask with our cat, when we had our cat, one time we had it on and the cat was like like a cartoon, like hair on the ends, like so scary. we had it on and the cat was like like a cartoon like hair on the ends like so scared on the ceiling. Yes because she because
Starting point is 01:13:47 um symbol he thought that like a real wolf was in the house like realistic. So I mean I think it's here's the thing I think this is funny. Should we give her another chance though we can get her another chance. There's one thing like when you scare a you, and you get the reaction of them, you know, losing it and being like, I'm actually terrified. That's when you go, it's me, it's me, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, she just kept going till she got all of the kids, which I think it's too much.
Starting point is 01:14:18 But in this, obviously these aren't my kids, so I don't care, but I think it is a, it's a nice Halloween, like, oh my God, this is awful, but at the same time really funny. But also I think she should have known better than to like get each kid terrified. No, I definitely don't think she would work with kids because even if, like even if you're on social media,
Starting point is 01:14:41 there's lots of times when like the dad shapes his his face and the baby ever seen that and the baby doesn't know that they're like so confused they don't understand that that's their dad it's like i would think you know maybe i need to have a doctorate in child uh... development but like you should know at least enough as a day care provider or the one have you seen the one where the parents like set up the phone with the kids in the bathroom they shut the bathroom door and they have that like ghost goblin filter and the kids are like oh my god that's shitty I
Starting point is 01:15:10 know I mean that's the thing it's like God people God just get a job stop using your kids for viral videos especially when you're scaring them and exploiting them like what pieces of shit is that? I take no advice from TikTok. Other than it's gray sweat pants, season. It's cute. Apparently. But yes, I thought it was awful, but at the same time, I like dark, weird humor, and I just thought
Starting point is 01:15:36 it was kind of funny, but it's also very traumatic for the kids, for sure. It really is. Justin, tell everybody what's going on in your life and where they can get more Justin Martin Dale. You guys have their fingertips. Seriously?
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