Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Oscar Parties, Kate Middleton, and Real Housewives’ Lovers with Guy Branum

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

Comedian Guy Branum is here! I went to an Oscar viewing party at Spago for Direct TV. I share about my dress and all the real housewives I talked to including Erika Jayne, Alexis Bellino, Vicki, Ashley Darby, Guerdy, Meredith Marks, Sutton and Phaedra. Then we get into the Oscar show itself. From the monologue to naked John Cena we give our honest opinions. Plagiarism in Hollywood happens as often as sexual acts in exchange for roles. Of course we also talk some good and bad fashion choices. Enjoy the juice!  Get 15% off OneSkin with the code JUICY at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod  Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I have returning guest, my one-time office mate husband, mustached, gorgeous, guy-brown-em, actor, writer, showrunner, creator, stand-up comedian. And are you, are you still a lawyer? I'm not still officially a lawyer. But you did pass the bar. I passed the bar, but went to law school. My bar membership is gone. Right, you didn't keep up with this. No, I'm still a lawyer. I'm not still officially a lawyer. But you did pass the bar. I passed the bar, but went to law school. My bar membership is gone.

Right, you didn't keep up with it. No, I'm like, if you want a DUI taken care of, you have to go to your sister. Okay, great. I was just thinking about driving over here, all the things I was gonna say about you. So there's no better person to cover the Oscars with than you, but we're not gonna do the whole show

of the Oscars, because I know some people don't care. But let's talk about me. I went to a fabulous party. I feel like in my years of going on the red carpet, I've always been like, well, I'm not going to the, I'm not in the movie. And I never like go full out. And then I go through all this effort

and my photo gets nowhere. I could already say this from the night is gone on okay. Okay, so I'm very excited about okay magazine. But I was like, I'm gonna get like another long dress, kind of fun. So I go to my new mall, it's not new, it's been around forever, but they have a lot of new stores. At Topanga Social, it's in the West Valley.

And Neemans wasn't open till 12. So I went and I found such a great store, way less expensive with some kind of inifesive cheesy dresses, but kind of perfect for the red carpet. I mean, the thing is, it's not about the detailing and everything that a person notices up close. It's like, is it splash on a red carpet? It was 300 bucks. If I would say anything, if you had something that contrasted better with your backdrop,

but you never know what your step and repeat is gonna look like. I didn't know it could have been, you know, white with blue writing, which would have been a lot better. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not thrilled that I matched the backdrop so much, but then if someone took some taste of flash, if someone took some flash,

I don't know what this sheet material is, it like, it lightened up. That's wonderful. But also Heather, the thing is, is that I'm with the pretty best. I'll tell you all about that. No, but yes, but the thing is, is like neither of us are getting nominated for best actress. So like being in good taste is not the answer.

And if anybody represents that better, it's Erica Jane. Like she has been in, in somewhat trashy taste for like three years and now she gets to like. Now she's classy lady. Yes. So um Erica Jane and I go way back. Yes. She came on my show like five years ago. Yes. And of course I've covered everything with Real House, this Beverly Hills and the Tom Gerrardy scandal and blah blah. But over the weekend I watched watched her two-part doc on Bravo about her getting her residency on.

Always been on Blonde, is that what it's called? Yes, and I really, really liked it. And so I DM'd her and I said, I really like this. I'm really happy for you. She saves a lot of juice about Tom and her life and everything for this special, which I thought was really smart. She didn't give it to an interview She didn't necessarily say it on the Beverly Hills show. She has a lot more control over it She comes off really great and she really is like a fun cool. She's not this ice queen that you saw

The last couple seasons because her lawyers were telling her to be that way. You know, like it was, it's very interesting. Well, also getting through something that big and that public, I think she is one of the best housewives in terms of using that as a platform to turn herself into the thing that she wanted to become, you know? Yeah. Like, I mean, I want to go to Vegas and see her.

So when you watch this special, the show looks really good. And I heard from people, I was like, how is the show? You know? And just because I'm curious. And they were like, I'm like, how long was it? Because a lot, sometimes when these brava celebrities go and do stage shows, I hear they're short, or the whole time it's Q&A.

In Vegas, I want an hour, 10 of fun. I don't want anything more than that. No, but sometimes these shows are like, oh, there's a big chunk in the middle. No, everyone said it was 10 of fun. I don't want anything more than that. No, but sometimes these shows are like, oh, there's a big chunk in the middle. No, everyone said it was like solid fun. Lots of hits, dancing, hot guys, hot girls, like full on, and you know, she won't, so we were talking, she's like,

well, you know I've been doing this since I was like five. I've been a singer and dancer, whatever. And anyway, we had a great conversation, lots of juice, lots just for that booth, maybe for you later. Anyway, hopefully she'll come back on Juicy Scoop and people can see that there is like a fun side to her that you don't really see on the Beverly Hills housewife. I think it was there for a good girlfriend side.

I think it was like there a little bit in her first couple of seasons and then had to go away when she was like dealing with all the Tom stuff. Yeah. It has been weird. I mean, one of the great shifts of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills of the last season is going from Kyle treating to read like her best girl to treating Erica like her. Eric has been such a good friend to me. Erica really has.

Yes. I know. But also I will always stand to read. But I think also, I said this to Erica too, I know there's a scene where, you know, she comes over when the news is broke that they're separated, Kyle and Reese Yeo. And I said, you were so great in that moment

and so relatable and you gave such good advice and you could really see that you were a good friend but also a woman who was married for 20 years who's been through some shit. And that's the thing is that Doree can't be there therefore her in the same way because like Kyle's life is falling apart and she's having to figure out how to rebuild herself under new and queerer terms. Who better than Erica Jane to help her out with that? But just to circle back to Real Housewives Doing Stages, are you actively pissed off at all of the stand-ups

who are now just doing an hour of Q&A? Wait, stand-ups are doing this? Yes. Wait, tell me about it, who's doing that? You know who Matt Reif is, don't you? Yes, yes. Oh, I have a Matt Reif story. Yes, well, apparently now he does a little bit of stand-up

and then he does an hour of Q&A and then an hour of opening gifts from the audience, like a bunch of people, or like you'll see clips from like, you know, Mateo Lane and it's just him just like taking questions from the audience and it is. Well, I can honestly say I have a bunch of new shows coming up and that is not going to be my show. I actually don't like doing questions.

Even when I do live Juicy Scoops, I stopped that a couple years ago. I think it's kind of- Do people ask you the same thing over and over again? No, I just think it's kind of lazy and I only think it's fun for the person asking the question. Yeah.

And I just am like, I only have an hour and a half and I have so much more juice and fun to give you that I would rather do it in a real show. And I don't think Q&As are really part of a show. I think that should be like a meet and greet. I think all people from Los Angeles hate Q&As because we've all been to a respectable movie at the Arclight and have a person stand up

and their question is just about, have you know this how smart I am? Yeah. Yeah, I do think sometimes that goes on too long or it's a part of it. It's okay if it's a part of it, but like again, people. It's fun when you're on a panel. It's fun when you're on a panel and you're like, oh yeah, when you're on a panel.

Yeah. But I'm just saying as a standup, like, no, give, give the fun. But I do feel like because those are what made so many people viral is their crowd work. Something I've never really done much of for the same reason is that I'm so excited to get on stage and do the stuff that's new and the stuff that's like polished and perfect, that I'm like, I want them to see it all. I want their husband to see it, I want that.

So I don't go and spend 20 minutes on some weird cup on the front that no one can see in the back. So that's my first opinion of how I do my shows. HeatherMcDollan.net is where you wanna buy your tickets, only go to HeatherMcDollan. Yes. So that's my first opinion of how I do my shows. HeatherMcDonald.net is where you want to buy your tickets. Only go to HeatherMcDonald.net. Otherwise, you're going to get screwed and you're going to pay triple the price.

Yes. I love crowd work. Some people are really great at it. And I think it's really fun. And I'm not saying don't do it. I'm just saying I don't do that much. But I might start. Who cares?

Also, I got to tell you some juicy scoop, I don't know if you watch OC. You don't really watch OC, but I have to tell you about this. Okay, because the juicy scoops are one now. There's this woman, Shannon Badore. She got divorced and started dating this guy, John Jansen, who we got to see on the show. Age-appropriate businessman, new port,

they both went to SCQ, okay? I think that's everything you're looking for on a couple. Shannon is this girl, very much for my generation, that calls her girlfriends on the phone and trauma dumps, okay? And some of the cast, women, some of the housewives, started to say, well, Shannon, like, you know, we don't think this relationship is good

because you've told us this, this, and this. And then she's furious that they said it on camera. It doesn't make John look good. She's like, oh my God, we're gonna, now my relationship's over that you said this and they're like, but you told us. Like you told on yourself. So they break up.

And he starts dating Alexis Bellinoino who used to be on the show Uh-huh and so Shannon's like I can't and now they've brought Alexis Bellino back this season and they're filming Good for you Alexis. So and so anyway, they they're on the red carpet now I've hung out with John Jansen and Shannon Bono and so his Peter So he comes in John Jansen is the brunette Is that no is this man right here? The man is the publicist and I don't know why he was all over the red carpet I mean I would like to have sex with them Anyway, so John and Peter like they know each other we put on his boat whatever so they come over and we're chatting and

I they told me some scoop over and we're chatting and I they told me some scoop so they are in love. Uh-huh. They love each other and anybody who thinks that they're doing this so that she could get back on the show and I said yeah of course nobody's gonna pretend a relationship for four months sleep with someone just so you can be back on Bravo. A woman started a website so she could get on SC like the kill of what? Salt Lake City didn't that woman like oh, no it was a it was no she Well, she tried she started to work for that if Salt Lake City was she worked for Jenshaw yes, but then had a secret Instagram blog count that talked shit about her Yes, I mean it was all to get on the show.

I think if people are doing that kind of secret work, I mean- Maybe they think that. But Alexis told me they were already talking to her about coming back. She's like, my kids aren't gonna be featured, John's not gonna be featured. Maybe we'll do one or two scenes,

but it's not, because everyone was saying, he's super hungry for the camera, blah, blah, blah. He's like, no, the reason. And then he goes, nobody knows this. And he did not tell me Heather, this is not for juicy scoops. So he said, according to the conversation that I recall, he said, you know, I didn't want to be featured on the show, but part of Shannon going back on the show, part of her contract was that I would film with her. And so he's like, I felt this pressure of

like, this woman has to have this job or I'm, you know, and then in the end, his friend, his, his, uh, his character was trashed because he looks like he wasn't a good boyfriend and then jumped to a younger woman. And he's like, we tried to avoid each other. And we tried to be friends, but the chemistry is off the hook and we are really in love. I mean, this is exciting. OC having its own young, hot Harry Dubin makes me very excited.

Yes, yes. Okay, so, Phaedra was there. I mean, very exciting. Phaedra from Traders, just, wow, what a photopop moment. And so was Peter the pilot. Oh, really? Peter the pilot. And I walked right up to her and she said,

and I said, you were so great at the Traders, especially when you said, and I don't have to kiss your ass for a rose. But they were very chubby, they took a photo together too. I mean, watching them in the reunion be adorable at each other. The people who, like MJ being bitter in the reunion, it's like, it's a game. And I don't understand people not understanding that.

Phaedra played that game so well, I kind of have to question the game that someone as good as her has to come to the point where she's just like, I'm tired, I can't play anymore. Well, Peter the pilot, who then was talking to Peter about becoming a pilot, which was my biggest fear once you became a captain. You cannot let your husband fly little planes. Like, um, I said, as long as you don't take my children with you, go fly away.

Okay. I'm not going on the plane and the people that I've spent my entire life growing in my tummy and then into men outside of my tummy are not going in the plane. But Brandon already like took a lesson. I can't. I know. Anyway, it's horrible.

So we're sitting there and he said, you know what? Tell Peter to get a mortuary. Like that's a business business that's a skill. Fedra, I'm like, Fedra loved learning about doing that stuff. Right, for people that don't know, Fedra from Real House of Atlanta is a lawyer and a mortician. Yes.

And now, you know, killing it on these shows. Yes. I think that she could also be great in like a fun. I know this is such an easy concept. We used to do it with Chelsea lately, but have her be a judge. She is a lawyer, but it could be just, you know, funny things. Like my roommate stole my this like we used to do.

Revivalism. Because she's just like so sharp. Judge shows are so fun and I feel like they are now only playing to really old audiences with Judge Judy. And to see it be, it would be amazing. Do you remember how we would find the people in the audience waiting to go in and we're like, do you have an issue? And then we'd have Chelsea come out and Shuey was the bailiff. And we'd have all these funny things that it would really be like two roommates,

little things, a car stuff. And then it was really, I mean, it was really funny, but her sass would be great. And then, but he said, Peter said, Peter the pilot said, after talking to the people that have done the challenge and everything, that this is by far like everyone's favorite type of show to do like, I'm like, I know I would choose this if I was asked over big brothers over maybe even dancing with the stars. Like I just think talking to people and like lying and making friends and that kind of shit, to me sounds so much more fun than like, wearing character shoes and sweating.

But getting in, dancing with the stars shape, you would get to be so proud of yourself. Yes, I mean, listen, if it happens, it happens, but I do this point, I don't think it's going to. Traitors would be like a beautiful use of all of your sorority skills as well. I would really like to see you because I feel like what nobody has been able to do

is be a trader and successfully feel like they are still trying to find somebody. And I feel like you, like, has there been an improviser? Because do you remember during the golden age of televised poker, like all of these dude dudes would get there and be like, yeah, I'm great at poker. And then like lady improvisers fucking took them down every time because they were so good at just like,

Nicole Sullivan from Mad TV won one of the seasons. Oh really, oh my God, how fun. Because they were just so good at like, clocking what other people are doing, masking their own intentions. Right, observing, yeah, observing that they did this and they caught, yeah, you're right,

that could be really fun trying to figure it out. And then of course, if I ever was, got the tap and was the trader, that would be hard. I much prefer to be a faithful and try to figure out who's the traders. But coming to the end of the traders, so it was the two people from the challenge, Trichelle and Citi, and MJ and MJ's like,

okay, let's end the show. They got rid of Kate, who was the Trader, and then they're like, but do you think, I definitely think, and I said this to MJ last night, I'm like, they found each other without cameras and was like, we know she's not one, you and I know she's not one. Let's get her out and share a little more money.

Anyway, very juicy, very fun, but that's why MJ was sad. No, 100%, I think they just aced her out because they were a team. It will be interesting in future seasons seeing the way that people naturally form up into like Team Bravo, Team MTV, that kind of thing. Okay, so I agree. Meredith Marks from Real House of Salt Lake City.

Gorgeous. And do you know that she has a caviar line? I did not know that she has a caviar line. And that was part of the food at the Spago. Oh, that's exciting. Started with a little caviar cart. Yes. And delicious on a little potato.

Yes. A little crumb fresh. Yes. There was like five courses. It was so good at this party. Drinks flowing. I mean, is she growing her own caviar in the Great Salt Lake or?

I thought it was a weird match, but it's been at some parties and it's delicious. I mean, we all love caviar. I mean, I wouldn't know the difference between, you know, one from a caviar broker and a Meredith. So to me, I think you put the little egg and all the stuff in the potato and tastes good. I'm doing something fancy, I love champagne.

Yeah, I would think that would be the kind of thing. I also feel like champagne is something that providing it's extremely cold, it's very hard to tell if it's $100, to me, $100 bottle or a $20 bottle. No, I refuse to hear this from you because you once, a good decade ago, referred to a situation and you said,

at the end of the day, I'm just in it for the Vogue. Yeah, well, that I do agree, I love it, but I also feel like if I was to do a taste test, it'd probably be hard to do the tasting. No, there's some real crap out there. You're just not having to experience it. I guess I've not. But I did like that.

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to grow up better living. Available to buy now, everywhere books are sold. Okay, Ashley Darby, very cute from Real House as a Potomac. This cute boy, I don't know, he's some cutie on TikTok. I saw Vicki. Wow. Vicki. Icon. And she was like, how the hell, she looked thin,

she looked great. Yes. She talked about how now they were doing the Trace Amigos, again, a live show with Tamara, Shannon, Vicki, but Tamara didn't want to do it anymore or they were mad that Tamara was friends with Alexis because Tamara's still on the show or whatever. So now it's just Shannon and Vicki going on the road, doing a comedy tour, they're going to all the improvs. That's wonderful. Knowing that my green rooms have been blessed by Real Housewives is very exciting. But it is fun to go to industry parties every six months

and be just like, oh, so there on is Epic now too. Like it really is. Watching it spread very exciting. Very exciting. Oh, I talked to a plastic surgeon and on the other party I went to on Saturday. Wonderful. I had a pre-sign.

This is why you follow, this is why you listen to Heather McDonald cause she goes to the places and she asks the questions that we all want. He said that business is very slow right now and he doesn't know why. I think it's because no one's getting lipo. Yeah.

And then he said, yes, maybe they're on Osepik and they're enjoying their body so much that they're not thinking about their face. Yeah. But if then if it's true about ozepic face, then they will need the right work there. So who knows. So who think ozepic face can be dealt with through fillers? Yes, but then they'll have to come to him. But if they'll just go to like a dentist. He shouldn't they should go to a real Kendra playmate turn realtor. Oh, yes. Icon. Is she still in like Pittsburgh or whatever? No, she doesn't count basses.

Oh, okay. She does real estate. Gurney from Miami. She's a real delight, real fun delight, gorgeous fun. Sutton. Oh, icon. We're, yeah, she's inviting me to her store. She's got a party this week. Ugh, like watching the reunion.

No, there's Peter and, yes. Nobody's better at like throwing bar, like she's just so good at being like, everything that comes at her is the most hurtful thing ever. And anything she says to anyone is, it's just sarcasm. And I-

How do you think she's doing the reunion? I watched the last two episodes. I've watched the last two episodes. I mean, I- That's Beverly Hills for talking. I'm always frustrated with her. I feel like it's just such a rough game because she, Crystal, and Garcelle are so powerful.

The other three cannot like form up in any way. Like they are, are so powerful, the other three cannot form up in any way. Like they are, Beverly Hills isn't a good show when Kyle is out on a limb. You know? Kyle is such a central character. She's like the foundation. Yes, and I would say if we're going to shift

the dynamics of the show, Garcelle has to get a better backyard. And I realize that Garcelle is a fundamentally different game. She is not getting $300,000 a month. Right. So, I must say, learning about... Garcelle gets $300,000 a month tax-free of... Christian.

Is that just child support or... It's an alimony. But the thing is, is it... Alimony, not even counting child support, so that won't stop because the child support will stop eventually when the kids get older. No, but Alamony does stop. Alamony is only for a period of time. I thought if you're married for at least 20 years,

it never stops unless you get remarried. I don't think so because the thing I was actively worried about was that she lives the way she does, because I would have assumed with the way that her husband's wealth exists that she would have gotten just a huge property settlement, and I'm sure with her owning a couple of baseball teams that she doesn't know about,

that is a huge property settlement. I just worry about her hitting a point in time if it does have a cut off at 10 years or 20 years, where she's like, I don't know how to live like this. I think that was crazy that it got exposed on Watch What Happens Live. I mean, that's where I believe it was got exposed. I don't watch what happens live. I mean, that's where I believe it was exposed. Maybe someone else found out.

Did she say it herself or did he ask her? What I saw, and this, I don't know what came first, but he brought it up. And then she said yes, and that's tax-free or something. She added to it or she kind of was like, well, it's more than that, whatever. I appreciate her honesty. We begged for wealthy women.

No, people got angry if someone didn't have good countertops. And they're like, how are this person a housewife? It does make me. We deliver a really wealthy woman. And then and then you're like, well, it's boring that she just bought a horse. Too bad. That's what you wanted. That was that was really kind. It was Kyle's best moment from the reunion.

Yes. It was like all you have it was so. She said from the reunion. It was like, all you have, it was so- She said, she said, I've given my whole life on this show. My daughter was at a crib when we started. She's now driving, you know, family members, separations, all the stuff. She goes, what did you do? You bought a horse and you met with a dating coach. It was great.

And also, I'm sorry that I came for Garcelle about her backyard. Like, knowing, watching these situations and then knowing that every fucking came for Garcelle about her backyard. Like knowing, watching these situations and then knowing that every fucking penny that Garcelle has she fucking TV moved into her life. Yes. I have so much respect for her. And now she's producing and everything. Yeah.

I think Garcelle is great on the show. I think Crystal is really starting to feel herself. Oh, it's exciting. I'm so tired of that fucking brother. I don't care about your brother. It's not the most interesting thing about you. Give me something. Like, Crystal feeling herself, I'm sorry for interrupting.

You know, good. But like, the fact that like, Doreet and Anne Marie didn't understand, that's what you're supposed to do. You should come for one of the little ones. Like, go after, like if Derit started a fucking tear down fight with Crystal, that would give us a reason to have Derit on the show.

Like, you know, I really feel like, you know. Do you think Chris Derit could be on the chopping block? It makes me so sad because she is truly my favorite. Even with her ET outfit, I was like, what is this red thing? I'm like, put her in a basket, fly over the moon, and her little squiggly thing. I had not seen High Glamour from Derrit a lot this season,

and I love High Glamour from Derrit. It made me so happy. Good. But truly, Skyping with PK, I'm worried about my marriage. I have PTSD. I don't care about any of that. I want to see her, if she stood up for herself

in any reasonable way against Garcelle, that could have been interesting and juicy and had some. Well, I mean, I do think it's really scary. 100%. To say anything, but I apologize, I didn't mean it. 100%. But I think something as simple as, my parents are immigrants, the racial dynamics of this country don't make the same sense to me that they do to other people

Could have been an interesting conversation to have right but Like she she's floundering without having a call to cling to and it's making me sad. Oh, yeah, I truly think that her Deciding that something crystal did was offensive to her about an outfit, like something sort of like a safe territory of like- You want to see that, you mean? I think that that-

Cause I don't even remember, wait, what were they fighting about? Oh, because she made a crack at Crystal saying child bride. Yes. Which, you know, was a bad comment to say because I interviewed Crystal, Crystal graduated from UC Irvine. She does have a company that she started with like her college or high school friend,

which is the coconut water. I know, but don't tell me a story about how you made a million dollars by the time you were 22 because that just means your parents are rich. Her parents, no, this wasn't her thing. Oh, really? But it might have happened after she was married. So I do think who knows if the investment- You don't think her parents funded? No, she grew up in the valley. She was a shamanite. She's like, no, they're not, no. But could the husband have? Maybe, but I don't know. But the point is, she does have a business that's hers

that is successful that Bravo is choosing for us not to see because they don't find it interesting, which is fine. Okay, so it's still an ongoing business. Yes. Oh, that makes me- It's like at Costco. That makes me mad. That makes me mad at Bravo. Yes. Oh, that makes me. It's like at Costco. That makes me mad. That makes me mad at Bravo.

Yeah. But I do feel like when she's kind of feeling yourself and there's this one moment where she goes, yeah, and I love it or something. And it reminded me of the greatest movie ever, which was the movie that Julianne Moore played Sarah Palin. Oh, amazing. And there was this moment where she's backstage or something at one of the things played Sarah Palin. Oh, amazing. And there was this moment where she's backstage

or something at one of the things as Sarah Palin and she goes, this is, we've gotta win. I'm not going back to Alaska. And I just was like, oh my God, sometimes I think people get on these shows and they're like, I could take it or leave it. Who cares? And they're down to earth and everything.

But by the third season, they're like, oh no, no, I've tasted it, I've been to BravoCon, I'm not going back to being nobody. It's one of my favorite things about Carol Raddwell is because however much she wants to pretend that she's better than this and is a respectable novelist, she loves it and she would like some back. Well, I know her as well.

Of course, I had to write her and say, are you watching The feud with Truman? Of course. Truman versus the swan. And her mother-in-law. And she's like, and I go, don't you think Calissa Flockhart is like, I think she looks so beautiful, I love her style.

And she was like, she kind of was very protective of her mother-in-law. And she's like, no, they're not, people are comparing it to Housewives, they weren't like that at all. I go, no, I know what they mean. They just mean we want to relate it to something today, which I think it's very relatable, but from that era.

So anyway, it's, but yeah, she was great on the show. I don't think she knows she'll probably never come back or wants to come back. But I did thoroughly enjoy her on the show. I have so much respect for how much she stood up to Andy. I have so much respect for how much she stood up to Andy and I have so much respect for how much she stood up. Greatest moment when she goes, oh, Andy, are you afraid of her too now?

Oh, that's when she, that's when he was like. You're so full of shit, Andy. Just it makes me so happy. At the end of the day, she is an Italian girl from up the Hudson. And like, she is always my favorite housewife. Do you have, wait, do you have any, do you feel, wait, finish your thought

because then I have an Annie question for you. Well, I wanted to roll this back to Sarah Palin. Okay, yes. Okay, I just wanted to ask on the subject of Sarah Palin, when I watched the Republican response to the State of Union, I saw a deeply affected brunette with a diamond crucifix. And my first thought was, Heather has to watch this. Will she fall in love with it?

Will she, as a Republican woman, be like, hey, I understand where she's coming from, or will she be, I need to do this impression, or both? I love the dramaticness of it. I love the shaky voice. I love that she was chosen. I love that people are like, why is she in a kitchen? And then, of course, Scarlett Johansson just killed it.

Yes. So there's no need for me to practice because it's done and it was timely and she did a great job. All right, now ask me about Auntie. Do you know, you know what the latest trouble that he's in? The lawsuits. Oh, I knew that, no, I knew that Mimi sued him

but that was settled. That was old. So then Leah McSweeney, who was on, she's suing him. And in her complaint, doing cocaine with the housewives he likes, brings up the cocaine thing. Meanwhile, every housewife did post about how great he is. Many people said, Hey, I've been on it. I've never been offered. I've been on twice, never been offered.

Yes. Um, how, but now the latest that came over the weekend is that he Hey, I've been on it, I've never been offered, I've been on twice, never been offered. Yes. How, but now the latest that came over the weekend is that he could sue her for defamation if she doesn't take it back and her lawyer's like, good luck buddy. And so I don't know because he's, so now he's standing up to for himself,

defending himself through his lawyers. Do you know how Oscar Wilde died? No. All right. So Oscar Wilde, famous writer of the late 19th century in England, and he was very famously gay. And his boyfriend's dad called him a somdomite. He miswrote somdomite, which means called him a gay guy. And he took his boyfriend's father to court saying,

you've defamed me. And everybody was like Oscar Wilde, why are you doing this? We all know that he said the truth. And he- Because they all knew that he was gay. Yes. Even though it was so long ago. And so because of the things that were said in court, he ended up having to go to jail because being gay was criminal back then. And he basically suffered so much in jail that he got out, but he was so in such physical decline that he died.

And like, there's just the hubris. What I'm saying is Andy Cohen 100% has done cocaine with Housewives. Andy Cohen should... That's your opinion. My opinion. That's opinion. It is my opinion.

Your opinion. Yes, that Andy Cohen has 100% done that. And if Andy Cohen has in any way ever done cocaine near a housewife and sues Leah McSweeney for defamation, like that would be not hard to prove. And then he would be like, you know, in trouble. I don't think he, from what I gathered from the article,

I'm not saying a lawsuit is there, but I think he wants them to retract it. Lawyers are threatening, and that's lawyers' jobs to threaten, but also like, as everyone's been saying, we would like things less if we thought that Andy Cohen wasn't doing Coke with the Housewives that he liked. And that's what I said, it's a late night talk show. Personally, I don't think it's happening now. Yes.

If it happened 10 years ago. Yes. On occasion. Yes. But why would she have knowledge of it? Unless someone told her. Because she was supposed to be sober. She was only on the show. Brandi Glanville said, look, I've known Annie for 13 years.

I've never hung out with him besides being on a reunion or watch what happens. We've never had dinner. We've never hung out. Why would it trouble you if two of your colleagues were doing a social drug? I realized that it's illegal. I realized that he is to some extent their boss,

but it's like, you guys drink together. Are you trying to tell me? I just don't. I know people take gummies together. Like, I don't know, look, I don't really care, but I was like, this is not gonna be the thing that takes Andy Cohen down. No. No, and I thought it was better

than he just never even addresses it. Exactly. But I don't know, there was a little bit of him addressing it last week. Here they are together. Okay, did you hear about this holdovers thing? No. This just came out last night.

There is this guy who is saying, I have a script that I submitted with the Writers Guild and there was a lot of interest in this script in 2013 and it is line by line, the holdover stole my script. Okay, this is fascinating because about once every 10 years, we get sort of like a big plagiarism accusation from someone, one of the last big ones was the TV show New Girl, do you remember New Girl?

And- Oh, New Girl with where should the three guys all live together? Oh. And so like the season that that came out, these two girls were like, they plagiarized this from us. We sent this to WME. And what's funny about it is to somebody

who's outside of Hollywood, it would have looked like such a clear case of plagiarism. It was like girl who shows up to her boyfriend wearing a trench coat, nothing underneath and finds him having sex with another man. And all of these one of the- And was that actually in New Girl? Yes.

That's very specific. But except for the fact that that was something that was in like five different pilots that year. Like it was just sort of like there are like these trends and the thing is, I can very much understand if there were somebody who had a screenplay that was about, you know, a boarding school or even a boarding school where people were staying there

over Christmas break where you would be like, this is my movie and it is something, it's like there were a lot of those movies. A lot of these. And there's probably a lot of writers that maybe have lived that when they had to stay over the holiday. I mean, especially considering the number of like writers

in our industry who are sort of like fancy prep school boys. Yes. Interesting. The thing is, is like if there are individual jokes or individual moments or something that like reflect that somebody probably read this, that's a different situation, but so much of the time, like I 100% on NBC, there was a sitcom called Outsourcing

and I three years, four years before that, wrote a sitcom with the same premise, like white guy has to go to India to run a call center and it was called Outsourcing and all of that, but then when it came out, I wasn't going to sue anybody because it was just multiple people having the same idea. It happens with jokes all the time. Well exactly and then you look at the big picture and you would just say, it happens

with stand-ups all the time. And I do want to say what I've realized when someone is accused or you're proving that your joke was stolen by somebody. Yeah. Do you know who cares the least? The rest of the world. Yes. Only comedians care. No non-comedian is ever outraged, ever wants to cancel that person. Yeah. They're like who cares? Joke wasn't that great anyway. Yes. So it's like if it does happen to you it is frustrating, it is like heartbreaking and annoying And you want to scream it from the rooftops, but like you're not going to have legal recourse.

And it's also just not going to make you look good. I mean, when it happened to me, it just taught me, in which someone accused me of stealing a star 69 joke. And I told the whole story a million times. But what it taught me was sometimes those general jokes that can be stolen, whether they're a swipe to the left type of dating, but that they,

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Just because you registered this with us, though it is a smart thing if you've registered this. 100%. I could register something tomorrow there. They're not reading it. It's in the thing as a receipt. So then he will have to get an attorney. He has to get an attorney. And it's so funny because people get attorneys who aren't from LA who do sue about

these things. Well the people who are here understand that like it's not going to go anywhere because like those girls with new girl they were like well we sent it to WME and they were like well WME was her agency and it's like, WME does not read these things, you know? Just because they are sitting there. It's a really hard thing. That's why when I come up with show and movie ideas, I just say it on here. Yes. I go, this is my idea, but go for it.

If you're gonna sit down and write it, go for it. I would like to watch it in three years. And I don't care that was my idea because I could go back to the show and go, oh, I'm so glad you took my idea and executed it. I don't fucking care. I don't have time to write a movie.

To be clear, Alexander Payne, the director of this, was supposed to direct a screenplay that I had written, but instead he went and he made the holdovers. And so I believe everything that this person's accused. That's amazing. No, it's a great movie. Did you see it? I told you, I'm sorry, I've not seen anything.

It's really funny. But I think I would like it. I could watch it with Brandon. Yes. This just popped up. This is from the Morning Juice, I don't like that they call their thing juice. No, just kidding.

Morning Juice, Box TV, this girl did a TikTok or whatever. Her name is Tiffany Red, and she was saying, I just was listening to a Beyonce song in the car and calling her out on how she doesn't pay and doesn't give the right amount of percentage to the people that write her songs. But I don't know if that's true or not. This seems ridiculous to me because like my friend,

T.S. Madison, she has a quote that was used, sampled in one of Beyonce's song, and also some language that was, and she's a credited writer. And she, you know, that's, you know, this is like. And so she gets money from the Beyonce. She gets money from Beyonce. Okay, well, I'm glad you can give Beyonce,

I'm sure Beyonce will invite you to her concert now, because you stuck up for her. I'm glad you have some real info, because I don't know if this is true or not. But I think that is one of the things that Beyonce does is she's sort of like in a very Madonna kind of way like reaps from the culture and sort of like reprocesses it and but like she does such a great job of shining a light on the people who she is learning from and like you know one of the great things about the current album coming out is like, all of the talk and attention that's being paid

to black women who have been in country music for the last 50 years, and like learning about ladies from the 60s and stuff like that. And, you know. That is cool. Yes. Well, do you also know that people think that she took the song from the cartoon Franklin?

No, I did not know that. Oh yeah. Which one? Texas Hold'em? Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, because the beginning of Franklin. Oh it does-

Hey there Franklin. And I don't know what's going on with that case. I mean, let's hope it's a candy situation of whoever wrote the Franklin theme song just gets added as a songwriter and makes a bunch of money. Hopefully. Candy Burris just sang, why yes, I did write that Ed Sheeran song.

Like it just, like being like. Wait, that just happened? Wait, what is this? No, no, this was years ago. Oh. The song that they took to court and proved like had basically was too close to no scrubs. Oh, okay.

And then she is now accredited writer on it. And so she was just like to no scrubs. Oh, okay. And then she is now accredited to write her on it. And so she was just like, more power to it. Let it get more number ones. Like it's more money for me. Yeah. Okay, and getting to the Oscars, what did you think of the John Cena naked bit? Look up.

Where you walked out naked for to present best customer. I'm the audience for this. I love to see a meaty boy. But also I thought it was really fun. I'm tired of hearing the same, oh, the language of film is international. You know, like a lot of the intros for the categories are really boring.

And I thought that this was very fun and memorable. And I think, you know, costume design is one of those fun places. Like a couple of years they did like a runway show, I don't know if it like worked. I thought it was really cute and really funny and I enjoyed the photos from members of the audience who had better views of his butt. So we were able to watch it, of course it was chatter and trying to get photos and people's numbers so they come on JC scoop. But I was basically watching it with Peter and I thought the show went really, really well.

I thought Jimmy Kimmel did great. One joke that he's being criticized for is making fun of Robert Downey Jr.'s drug past. Why? Well, I'm just saying some people don't like that. They think you've worked so hard to brush this off, you know, not be there, but I feel like Robert was okay with it.

So if Robert's okay with it, who cares? Robert's making jokes the whole time. And there is also a reality of women don't have the option of coming back from the brink like that. True. Like women who, any woman who woke up in a child's bed in somebody else's home would be crazy and have a conservatorship and never get to be in this kind of space again.

The fact that we let men go off the deep end and then they're in a couple of good roles and we're like, we respect you. I think that's great. I think also making jokes about it and acknowledging it is real because his actions had the impact on people and one of the things I really liked about was it his Sagaward speech where he talked about the degree to which his wife had to be there to sort of like pick him up and put him back together again. I really appreciated it. I thought he was really funny and gracious and you know Kimmel has nothing to apologize

for. He was really great. And yeah, so I thought, and I loved that, you know, for best supporting actress, five women that have won that were also friends with the person, introduced them, I love that introduction. I thought that was really special and cool. Mary Seam Virgin were the same outfit that she wore back in 1981.

Oh, I didn't know that she looked great. I love her. Yes. So I thought all of that really played well. Yes. Then of course Emma Stone got up and her zipper had broken and I appreciate that more than Jennifer Lawrence's fake fall. I mean, I think Emma Stone is so great and so adorable and I respect her so much. Stone is so great and so adorable, and I respect her so much.

It's, this was the one category that was still up in the air. It was, and there were more surprises last night than I think, you know, American fiction winning, best adapted screenplay was exciting and no one thought that was gonna happen. But like, this killed me because Emma Stone was so good in poor things.

If you should only watch one of these movies, you should watch poor things, you will enjoy it. You'll think it's weird, but you'll enjoy it. But Lily Gladstone was so good in Killers of the Flower Moon and just sort of realizing like, Emma Stone gets to be in a role that gets Academy Award nominated once every three years. And there's been one role in the last 100 years

for a Native American woman that positioned her as, you know, a realistic best actress nominee, and it kills me and I really, really hope that more comes for Lily Gladstone, because she came so fucking close. So fucking close. Yeah, that's a really great point.

Also, but that dress was great. Yeah, she looked great. And then, there's nothing I love more than siblings who work together. So Billie Eilish and Phineas. And you know that their mom is like a soap star? And a groundling. I thought you would mention that she was a groundling.

She was a groundling? She was a groundling. Oh, I thought she was also in soaps. I mean, many people are both. But Melissa McCarthy told a joke at like one of the recent award shows about the first time I met you, you were in your mom's uterus because she was my improv teacher.

I love it. So they're the youngest, so that's great. And then she went to the Vanity Fair after party and Flavor Flay presented her with one of his bejeweled clocks. I'm a little just really weird. Like how is he there? The whole thing is strange. I love it.

I think Flavor Flay is a good celebrity and I'm glad we keep him around. It's what we need VH one for. Right. Um, Billy Eilish, I'm a little tired of her being like befuddled when she is accepting a war. They're like, oh, shucks. I don't know. It's like, calm down. you know what you're doing now. But she's a great celebrity as well.

I mean, her sense of fun, like having her, like watching Ariana Grande present it to her and have it just be like pop star buddies saying hello. When do you think she's gonna get rid of this like male prep school outfit look? Okay, I think the fact that she dresses in outfits that are heightened but not in the way that we expect women to be heightened, I really respect it. There have been a couple of times that she has va-va-va-voomed and she pulled it off

and it was great but I think letting people know I'm not gonna play by your rules every time is really great and opens the world up for other people who show up to award shows who don't have bodies that fit into that world in the same way. You know what I mean? Yeah Okay, so speaking of which this was something that people were asking about. What the fuck was it? Okay, so this is Emily Blunt and Florence Pugh They had both beautiful dresses. But instead of their straps, sometimes your straps as a woman might slip off

or be too tight, these were all up. First, when she was sitting in her chair, I thought, how is it that this is not laying down, right? Didn't she sit down? Well, it's kind of a situation. But it's an on-purpose, they call them floating strap dresses. On purpose?

Yeah, it's on purpose. Because look at that. It's like that when they're standing. But I assumed it was so fitted that it was a fitting mistake that it didn't sort of go down. It looks a little bit like they went to Six Flags and they put the thing over them. Yes.

Oh my god. It's weird. I like it. Also, we need to acknowledge that Emily, I don't like the Emily Blunt's dress. Looks like she's wearing men's tidy whiteies. It's okay. It's okay. Florence Pugh. Someone, her coloring should have been non in a cream. That's what I think.

Florence Pugh can do no wrong. She'll pretty besides that thing. Then Barbie Margot Robbie went to the Vanity Fair Party and she wore no pants and like a gold corset that she would wear if she was Erica Jane. I don't know, I don't know why. And then they also said she wore black too. The Oscars instead of her signature pink that she'd done for the whole thing.

But then a lot of people feel that that was something that she had planned out with America, where she says, America, you wear the Barbie pink since you're nominated and I hope you win. And I'm not gonna wear pink. But then they're like, well, were you wearing black to be like, fuck you, I wasn't nominated. But she was still nominated as a producer, so whatever.

Okay, she gave an amazing performance and I think like it really was, we had a couple of movies this year that were sort of like wrestling with women's sovereignty over their own bodies, you know, like Poor Things and Barbie and Even Killers of the Flower Moon and May December. And it really only was because Emma Stone was essentially doing the same thing, but kind of more in a different movie. I really thought her performance was amazing. I thought she advocated for herself really well along the entire sort of like award show route.

And we do have the situation where Margot Robbie could have been categorized as one of the hot girls. And instead she has made a business for herself as a really respected actress while at the same time looking like that. So where what like I think she looks amazing. I mean I definitely think if you're going to be ostracized and then going to an after party also why not have a costume change I don't know where they do it but why not. Also when you're going to a party you want to be able to move around and you want to be able to dance so where's something where you can. This was, who was this?

Oh, Florence Pugh then had a costume change. And this time she had full boob, sheared top, full nipple. And then if you zoom in, she just had kind of like underwear on too. This whole look of, I've talked about it, this whole look of wearing like a bathing suit underneath a sheer long dress. I'm not a fan. I don't think it's that great. I don't think it's that

sexy. I don't think it's that unique. I don't think it's timeless. It's just like who cares. Florence Pugh is our woman, Chalamet. She is the girl. She looks really pretty there though. She is the girl who gets to like she is in every respected movie. She needs to constantly be challenging us a little bit. I love that she showed Nipple. Like when somebody does something like that, I wanna know that it's for them and not for me. You know what I mean? Like, and maybe that's never possible.

I think that's a great dress. So then, Shirley Sarone did what I was saying, just wearing like the bathing suit underneath. Fine, who cares? This one was Jennifer Lawrence changed from her polka dots. And I liked it, except that I just didn't like her cream underwear underneath, which of course we see.

But it was kind of 70s and cute. And then Emily, whatever you call her. Radikowski. Yes. She had this thing, this white dress that was basically, the comments were so funny. Someone said, looks like she wore her science report. Like, you know how you always have those boards?

So it was like, so it was full side tip, very low. She has a wicked body. She oozes sexuality, which has been her thing. I mean, when you take something that's really structural and really geometric and then put it up against like a pair of good boobs and stuff like that. It is exciting. I don't love it mostly because she's giving you like blank model face and I don't like blank model face.

Okay. Now do you know what's going on with this Kate Middleton princess? We're moving on from the Oscars. I'm following in every moment of every day. Where do you think she is? What do you think is going on? I think that whatever surgery she had

100% was just more serious. I don't think it's a plastic surgery thing. Oh really? I think it's a more serious thing that took longer and might have some complications with it. Like, colostomy back, I don't know. Something that would prevent her from going out in public but that we could see her in a car.

People are saying Cro Crohn's, and that it possibly involved a temporary colostomy bag. And the thing is, is when you're Kate Middleton, you have to understand that if you ever said you had a colostomy bag, you have to deal with shit jokes for the rest of your life. Like it is just- Wow, that's so true.

I mean, it really is. And also that can be a temporary thing too. So hopefully if that's the case, it's temporary, and she wants to get the best care she can. And also she can be a temporary thing too. So hopefully if that's the case, it's temporary and she wants to get the best care she can. And also she's probably like hopefully enjoying this downtime, like let her have a break, cares. Absolutely, like I do think it's really funny that we've come to this point,

like less than two years into King Charles's reign when they kind of need Prince Harry. Like, you know, he's out of commission. Camilla is taking a long vacation. William is trying to be there for Kate in some way, whether it's, okay, I mean, let's explore all of them. Okay, there's always the rumors that he was having an affair with their, like, couple friends.

Yes. The woman on the list. Yes. The Mar-Chinus of Chum Lake. Who, like, was clearly, she was like a model, but not nearly as cute as Kate. Yes. That was always rumors. The Mar-Chinus of Chum Lake. Who like was clearly, she was like a model but not nearly as cute as Kate. Yes. But whatever.

No, I mean in a very British way, no chin. And a husband who is like, I believe 20 years older than she is. I really like, I think what you're saying is the most likely. I like she went in for the kind of routine plastic surgery that the royal family knows how to get in Switzerland and then something went wrong. And so they're dealing with that. But then there are the speculations that like when the Photoshop involved no wedding right.

Okay, so the Photoshop for people is that she posted a photo of herself with the palace put it out as like official communication. And it was her sitting in a chair with her oldest son behind her and the boy and the girl on either side and her hand coming around. So first people were like, oh my God, she has that ever wedding ring on. Maybe that's it, maybe they're getting divorced.

But then they got rid of the photo, they took it down and then she did a comment and said, because they noticed that Charlotte's hands were weird or something. And then she wrote, like many people, I was messing, like as if she's doing herself. I was messing around with a little editing of a photo. No reason to be concerned.

Okay, I, last night on Twitter, somebody speculated that the bad Photoshop was the work of the graphic designers who had been told to put together a Photoshop as an FU to their bosses. They purposely did a bad job. They purposely, because it was basically like, no one whose job this is would do that. Right.

I personally don't, I guess I'm dumb. I did not see it. Did you see it? I mean, it did look kind of weird, but also, I didn't see it. I would never have known. Well, and also sort of understanding that the higher ups at the palace would never notice that,

but that person was saying that they thought the no wedding ring Was a nod to what's going on because one of the other speculations is that because of William possibly cheating that basically Kate is saying like I'm leaving that this is this is a hard press This is a hard press, like, I want to divorce, I want to settlement, and that the palace is freaked out about that because with Charles in sort of like, uncertain health conditions,

you can't have somebody take the throne newly single. That it would be like weird and hard to do that, and so they're trying to sort that out. I don't think, and the reason I am inclined to believe those things is because I think of it were a sympathetic health story. They, the palace would give us more because it is potentially sympathetic.

Oh, good point. And I think that the way that they are acting and reacting. Unless it's her saying, I don't want this out there because it's an embarrassing health situation. Then I don't want this out there because it's an embarrassing health situation, then I don't want people to have shit jokes for the rest of my life. And I feel I'm scared and I just don't want the truth out. The thing that stuns me is I have watched celebrities that I know post photos over the course of six months to hide the fact that they were pregnant.

And I'm just like, if this were something that they were in any way planning for, couldn't they have banked material in some way to prepare for this? It does feel like people work hot on their heels here. Mm, juicy. Well, we hope she's okay. The Matt Reif talked about Matt Reif, the cute comedian. This guy did a video, he said he was also a comedian,

that Matt Reif had to give BJs to people to be, they were both invited into a room and two men there said, if you blow both of us, we will make you famous. And this guy walked out of the room. But before he was even out of the room, he alleges that Matt Reif was down taking care of those people. I would like to refute this from a number of angles. Hey, well Well he has refuted it now. But I want to hear why you'd refute it. Go. That dude is not getting the offer. Like that dude is not like there's

there's no exact here who's like oh I have to trade on the power that I have to get that guy to blow me. The second thing is that like the shit isn't taking place in office. Like, the people who really can make you famous off of you taking care of them, there are enough applicants that they don't need to go hunting after people. I mean, you know, I definitely could see a situation where, like, yeah, I mean, like, we know who the big dudes are who do some of this stuff.

One of them, Matt Reif is 100% his type. But the thing is, is it doesn't need, it would not have been an explicit thing like that. It would have just been, do you wanna meet in my office or for drinks? And if Matt Reif says for drinks, this dude knows that things are open. And if Matt Reif says in the office, then he understands that he is not into trading sex for greater success. Okay. Now, what about if someone says would have said that to me, do you want to meet,

like I might want to manage you, do you want to meet, like I might want to manage you? Do you want to meet in my office or we could meet for drinks at whatever this hotel. And now this is 20 years ago, whatever. I would have maybe chosen the drinks because I would think I could also order some food and be fed. Yes.

And I know I don't want to sleep with anybody and I wouldn't have thought, I just wouldn't have thought that. But I would say this is not, and look, 20 years ago I think more managers and more agents were behaving as though that were something they had a right to, which is very inappropriate. But I would say the people who are still doing that, most people have been taken down by me too. And the people who haven't been taken down by me too are big enough and fancy enough that I'm always wondering when the articles

are gonna come out about them, but they're probably not because they have enough power. And the thing is, is like, if you're, I mean, I've been to, like, I went to a party like seven or eight years ago, and there was a tall, hot straight guy there, and I was like, why are you here? And he was just like, and it was a gay party. And he was like, my manager told me it would be good for me to be here. And the thing is, is somebody, do you think you participated in some gay fun? A hundred, like, I think, I think that the option or go because there's so many

gay guys that actually will be there and we'll get to meet you and their, their writers and their powerful people in the industry. No, I think what it was was if you want to, it will be there. You get to make that choice. Okay. And I would think that if somebody was sending their client into that situation, they would send them

with some preparation and some understanding of what the situation was. Like Lube. Like Lube. Yes. I think it's like a little kid. Yeah. A little safety kid.

No, oh my God. Well, anyway, this guy, Matt got very upset. And he was like, this is bullshit. I'm sick of this because so many people think I'm only here because I'm attractive and that of the night. I certainly didn't do this. And now the guy said, it was satire. It was joking.

And the thing about all these people doing these TikToks and stuff and telling things Unless you put it right in it like comedy parody satire in the thing because sometimes people will tell a story like there's this woman I'm seeing she's really cute woman. She has a little baby and she's talking about how like she's like my mom You know doesn't doesn't make us meals and this And she's joking saying her mom's a bad grandma. Clearly it's funny, clearly. But of course there's some dumb people that are like, you're ungrateful, it's not your mom's job to take care of her kids.

So some people just don't get it. Even though if you read her thing, she's funny. And if you went to her thing, she was funny. This guy was just trying to get clicks for sure. 100%. But I think it doesn't take Matt Reif blowing a fancy executive or agents to become famous. There have always been dumb people who want to watch comedy.

Like there's always been people with no taste who like, you know, we've had Dane Cooks before. We've had so many kind of hot, strong guy who seems like he might be like, you know, we've had Dane Cooks before, we've had so many, you know, kind of hot, strong guy who seems like he might be like, you know, he looks boyfriend-y but also says mean things about women and we all love it. Sometimes, speaking of people taking jokes or whatever, like, somebody put a joke, like, on a thread or Twitter or whatever. And it was a joke about 50 shades of gray. And I'm like, I literally had this in my act

like seven years ago. And you know, I got a lot of laughs at it, but it wasn't the most original idea. And it's certainly not original now. It came from a guy. And then, but it's such as it annoys me how many people are like, this is hilarious. This year's so true.

I'm like, and I want to write like, not original, but I'm like, then what do I look like in the comments? Like a bitch, whatever. And some people, some people need that. That is there for other people and let them enjoy that. Yeah. This is Tammy Pascatelli, who is a friend of mine. She's a comedian.

Somebody with a fake account with her name with one misspelled letter wrote a really cruel thing about Brittany and Jack's breaking up saying like so and then people picked it up yeah people picked up they're like oh community and Tammy Pascatelli says that the reason that they that they're separated is because of Britney's weight or whatever. She never ever said this. There is like a fake account putting out stuff that makes, and Tammy would never say this,

this is not her kind of comedy. And so then she, and then reality blur picked it up. And then a couple more people pick it up. And it wasn't, it's so dangerous because not only does it make her look bad, but you're hurting someone else. She never said it. And it's also scary to know

that someone could put this out there and that's, someone might have read this article and then may think that when she's on my show in a month, they're gonna go, they may have not heard this episode and be like, oh my God, I hate that girl. She said the mean thing about Britney. No, I mean, it's legally actionable.

You are using this person's likeness. You are casting them in a false light. And unfortunately, people like us and Tammy Pescatelli don't have a team who are sort of searching for things like this and making sure that they don't happen. It's really rough and I hope that more people, I hope whoever did this has to go to court and pay some money and also there should be laws

about it. Yeah, I mean that is really, really dangerous. Okay, so guy, let's go back and tell everybody what do you have going on, make sure they can follow you, what's happening. You can follow me on any social media, Ack Eye Branham, I have a show at the Elysian Theater on May 7th, that is part of Netflix as a joke. Love it. So please come to that show. And don't you have some other TV thing that, didn't I see you promote some show?

Oh, I'm in a new movie. You kind of like, come on boy. It's called First Time Female Director, it was directed by Chelsea Peretti, and I have a little partner and it's on the Roku channel. Right, I want to see it because you said like, it looks so funny and great.

Thank you, Guy Branham. As always, delight. You're gonna rush off and make a big deal. 100%. On a movie that will then not be made and then stolen from you by someone else and you'll just have to go back to the computer. Yep. Okay, great. So happy for you. Always pleasure to be with you. Love you.