Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - RHOBH Premiers, Ross Matthew’s Wedding with Sarah Colonna
Episode Date: May 12, 2022Did correctional officer, Vicky White really commit suicide while on the run with her prison lover? Dave Chappell’s attacker is only charged with a misdemeanor. Amber Heard testifies and may have in...advertently helped Johnny’s legal team by mentioning Kate Moss. Will Amber Turd’s career ever recover? Then Sarah and I discuss our amazing weekend at Ross Matthew’s wedding in Puerto Vallarta! From the Karaoke to the beach, the ceremony, the guests, the food, and the antics, we share it all! The Selling Sunset reunion made Jason and his twin Brett cry while Chrishelle came out of the closet. RHOBH focuses on Dorit’s robbery and Sutton’s insensitivity towards it. Britney Spears continues to post nudes on Mother’s Day. Wendy Williams wants a podcast. Also, Heather gives advice to not leave your husband for a free glass of rosé and more. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop.
I'm here with our girl Sarah Kelona
after a wonderful wedding weekend that we had.
We did.
We did.
At the world famous Ross Matthew and Dr. Wellington wedding this week's
people. We're going to get into that in a minute. I just want to get to some of the latest
juicy scoop topics. And then we'll do the juicy scoop of our weekend. Okay. So Casey
White is the criminal. He I didn't realize he's only 38. Oh, yeah. Vicky, White, no relation, even though they had the same last name, was the correctional
officer.
They fell in love.
She helped him escape.
And they've been on the run for, I don't know, about two weeks.
She is now deceased.
Yes, she killed herself.
Well, I just saw something, I just saw her the 911 call that I believe might have been through like an on-star,
like, you know, where the car, if it goes on impact, then it automatically calls on-star
who then calls 911.
Anyway, it doesn't sound like she killed herself in that.
Wait, really?
Yes.
I thought she says, let's get out and run or something like that, right?
I heard her say, she says,
well that doesn't sound like something you do
right before you kill yourself.
I think she had her hand on,
so that's why now there's a little controversy.
Like did she a, maybe accidentally shoot herself
while holding the gun, did he maybe do it?
She definitely had a gun in her hand
when the cops pulled her out right
they said her finger was like on the trigger but it seems like a little bit like she was like she says like don't shoot and then she's like let's get out and run to
um to him and she also says I knew we shouldn't have stayed at that hotel so long like because they kind of basically people have analyzed their
whole running thing. Yeah. So this is how they basically caught was this guy who
did an interview for the local news. So he had a car wash and he saw that someone
just left this truck there like behind his car wash and like day one by and he's
like what the hell? So he goes and he looks and he sees that the
windows are open and this car has just been left there and he's like wow that's really bizarre
so it calls the cops the cops are like well there's nothing we can do right they like blew it off right
yeah yeah let's just been left for 48 hours like we're not bothering to tow anything so he's like
well I want it to so he personally has it to and that's kind of then when they realized like the connection and I might be messing some but they get their
surveillance camera and they see Casey leaving the car. They got into another catalog. So they
bought another car. They have all this money because she sold all of her property and everything
for 95,000. I know when I read that her house was worth like 270,000 or something.
Did the realtor and you just fucking lose it when you read that?
Which person from selling sunset?
Work this deal.
Yeah.
Whenever I see those signs that are just like, we'll pay cash for your home right now. I'm like
Slow down. Yeah, like this is who you don't want to go with like obviously no so she had to find someone that was a no
You know all cash let's like selling something no contingency
But 95,000 so she when they found the car there was still like 27 or 29,000 in cash in the car.
But so they got, they first got that first truck that they left at the car wash. Then they got
the Cadillac or something. That's the, that's the car that they crashed and she died in. But in between,
they spent like six days at this hotel that neither of them had ID, so they, but they'll still run to my room or whatever.
And so they paid up front for the week,
which of course are gonna be like,
sure, how many people walk into those places
not having an ID, probably a lot.
And basically people that were studying
like going on the run with a criminal lover,
they're like, you should not stay so many days
in this hotel.
I know what you wanted to get your fuck on,
but like come on.
Yeah, like you gotta keep moving.
This is like love after lock up intense.
Exactly.
You gotta.
You cannot mess around.
No.
You can't, I mean, and don't,
and then I think there was like talk
that they went to a casino or something,
or they should have got,
I thought their time would be,
casinos getting to Mexico.
Yeah, you got to get out of, you got to get away from,
I mean, this is our advice for people
that need to go, want to go on the run in the future.
You got to, you can't stay in one place too long,
even I know that.
I mean, and then she had wigs in the car,
which I also kind of love, like disguises and stuff.
I think really what hurt this guy was his height.
I mean, six, nine is...
That's a tall man.
Yeah, that's hard to come in and just be like,
oh no, I'm not the guy on the run.
That's also six, nine.
I'm just another six, nine guy that looks 20 years older
than I am and has a corrections officer wife.
Wait, so what did you hear?
So she did refer to her as his wife,
and it's not his wife.
And honestly, I thought that was kind of sweet.
It was.
He may have killed her in the car that last minute,
but I kind of feel like maybe,
I feel like it was either suicide or accident something.
They said that he didn't show remorse
that she was dead,
that he did say yeah, like check out my wife,
she shot herself or something, right?
Oh.
But what did,
so a lot a lot of remorse, I guess, no.
No, and he's already killed a couple of people,
so it's just probably blamed her for the whole thing.
What, so what did you hear on the on the on-star,
whatever that is, tape that sounded like she didn't do it herself.
It just sounded like in the moment,
she wasn't in like that desperate of a situation
like you're about to kill yourself.
Like I think she was like, oh gosh, you know,
I told her we shouldn't know that.
Let's get up and, you know, let's run, like we should run.
And then it was like, that was it.
And it just seemed very...
Right, because I just assumed when I read
that she killed herself that she was like,
I've screwed my life up now, I'm not.
Right, which I also listened.
I could say that too.
Yeah.
But would you go to jail forever?
Like, wouldn't she have just gone?
She didn't kill anyone.
She helped someone escape, which is obviously not.
Right, right.
You know, it's frowned upon.
But do you, how long would she have gone to jail if she hadn't?
I mean, listen, she did screw up her life to an extent, but she was single for seven years.
It's not like she left her loving husband and the entire family would hate her for it.
Right. So, okay. Then...
He was dead. Right, she's a widow.
I thought she was divorced.
Oh, right. Anyway, she was not like she didn't screw
someone over to be with this guy okay and then remember they the movie they made
the prison system yeah remember the movie they did with Patricia Arquette
played the woman that was screwing you with the guys so I will look that up
and not grow only got like two years and a movie was made about her. Like this could have been, and she had a husband.
Yeah, Vicki could have.
Like, hung in there.
I wish she would have hung in there
because I really wish her could have heard
really what was going on and how he,
and everything, how he would or whatever.
I mean, I didn't realize that they were like practically
20 years apart.
He looks a lot older than 38 and she looks like another 56.
So she started giving him extra food on his plate and stuff I read.
Yeah, like he was getting special treatment at the prison.
He would get like, you an extra slice of ham or whatever on a sandwich and then people
started thinking that he was getting special treatment.
I really want to talk to some people at the prison that knew something was up or not,
or did he ever confide in any other men probably not?
He was probably smart enough not to.
No, because he wanted to get out.
Yeah, because he was like, this is my ticket out.
But you and I have watched Love After Lockup.
Oh, we sure have.
And had they gotten away?
And how soon would she find out that he was cheating on her
with some like waitress in Mexico or something?
Oh yeah, right away. I mean that's he I don't you can't trust this guy. I mean he's
already looks like the guy in the office. What's his name? The one that married the one that went in the quiet place?
John Krasinski. Yes, doesn't he?
He does got he can play him in the lifetime movie.
I wanna play Vicky White, but I don't know if we look
at enough alike, but I can straighten my hair.
I think we can straighten your hair.
And I think the two of you can do this.
I totally do.
Oh, anyway, it's sad, but okay, so that's the end of that.
They would as soon as I quickly, by the way way that's what the one thing that i thought was
interesting that's why i said right away yeah that's why assumed or self-inflicted
gunshot when like that's why i assume that they knew
something but now i wonder if like more is going to come out
yes it was eleven days they were gone
okay well
uh... in other news news. I know that girl.
TMZ called me for a statement, right, when we got to Mexico. That's right. I was sitting
next to you. And again, they used just a kiddie-ish ugly picture of me. That's not a ugly picture
of you. I kidding me. They always get a mid sentence, they look through their footage of where they stopped
me on the street and then they freeze like, and that's it.
It's never a cute red carpet or even a cuter moment of me being talked about.
What if it was just a photo of you lying on the stage in Tempe?
If it was just like, of you lying on the stage in Tempe, if it was just like,
I would have preferred that than this like, go ahead and tell you what I think.
Anyway.
I'll say though, we got to Mexico about the same time, right?
Yes.
And we're at the hotel at the same time.
And immediately your phone was already blowing up with TMZ calling you.
You can't go.
You can't get away for a minute, girl.
Checked into the hotel.
Yep.
Walked out on our balcony, which you did,
we were at the hotel of the wedding,
which is always the way I think to go.
Even though they give you a couple of choices,
I just think it makes life so easy.
It was easy and it was, I loved that hotel.
It was super fun too.
Yes.
So turned out good.
What's the name, Alma?
Alma.
Alma in Puerto Verda.
So I walk out and I looked out at this couple at the bar and I was like,
I'm 99% that is either that's Sarah and her husband John or this is freaky. So I was about to take
a photo of the topple gangers. Like I'm like, it's like the movie us. I was like, this is fucking crazy
if it's just another couple that likes to have a margarita, I'm gonna think into the hotel. And I was
like, oh my god, it's Sarah John. So I call you down. I give my statement where I basically I don't know if you guys have heard
But the attacker the person who attacked him in front of all the witnesses and had this makeshift like fake gun
But with the knife on it
Attack Dave Chappelle did not get felony charges okay so i'm
so he had a gunnery did it because i keep hearing about a real gun okay
but these idiot knife but it was folded like it wasn't uh...
like i read yesterday that that's how they're defending the fact they're not
charging with a felony because it wasn't unfolded so he had like a folded knife
meaning it like
wasn't
pulled out or being used.
I mean, this was in front of so many people, obviously. It's at the Hollywood Bowl, right?
Like, he can just run. And so there's obviously all the witnesses that you can imagine. But, um...
Okay, so here's a criminal defense story.
Okay. How...how Shannon would defend him if they want to hire Shannon Goldstein?
Um, I didn't know he was charged with only misdemeanors. Unfortunately,
if he didn't have a prior felony conviction, and there was no evidence of brandishing or actual
assault with a deadly weapon, even though he may have had a weapon, there is probably insufficient
evidence for a 245-slash assault with a deadly weapon as a felony. Although another DA from another
city would maybe would have filed it as a felony
and made the defense attorney fight for a misdemeanor.
So she said he never really used the weapon on him.
Right, that's right.
If he would have stabbed him with that little knife,
he knocked him down, that's battery.
If he pulled the knife out and tried to use it
and Chappelle got hurt, or could have seriously been hurt with
the deadly weapon, well, then that's a 245. But even that can be charged as either a felony
or a misdemeanor. Days only charging them with the intent to commit.
Right. That's what I would, I guess they were getting really defensive about not charging
with a felony. And he was like, we can't make up crimes. Like this is what it is under
here. Like he wasn't brandished or what,
like what, I mean your sister said it much more
intelligently than me, rambling over here.
But I thought that was interesting
because I didn't know that
because you just also, but at the same time,
I think the problem is people are like,
well, are people just gonna keep doing this now
and just gonna slap on the wrist?
I mean, I would think as when I am the DA, I would say,
are you running?
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
But the knife is on him, and just because he was unsuccessful
in using it.
Right, isn't it?
And that's where I always think it's so weird.
That like, I always think shouldn't attempted murder
get as much as murder.
Like, just because you're unsuccessful,
like say someone stabbed you 50 times but you lived, okay?
The intention was to kill you.
Shouldn't you, like it's always like,
well, we're attempted murder,
which is always gonna be a less charged one.
No, no, no, if he wanted to kill her,
he would have charged her,
he would have stabbed her 51 times.
Right, exactly.
It's just right you know mad
it's not that's that would all that would always be the thing like so what just
you were unsuccessful but then
i don't know you know and then of course
uh... in the same article michael you know was like
all
he's a comedian friend of ours well he wasn't a tv host then he became a
comedian but he was like
well you know uh... davis chepelles fron you know posi took care of him so no i think
it's fine that he wasn't charged
the posi did take care of them and that's great but we don't have
no you're not kind of security and uh... i'm glad he does and glad he did
because
the balls it took for someone to leap across.
The first of all, the Hollywood bowl, the stage, it's not like at, you know, it's not like at foot level.
Like this person had to have been very acrobatic to get up there.
There was a leap involved or something.
You can't, how do you crawl up that stage?
I mean, I've, I've been, you know, it's like usually like a level at your head or something.
You're standing up.
So this person was crafty and getting up there
and ballsy in front of all the people in that audience.
So that's pretty, like that's bold to me.
That means like, you're...
Yeah, like it was obviously planned and intended.
And I mean, that's the other thing like that I said,
you know, normally with one more regular comedy clubs,
you and I as females, and I also think Michael,
you know, like that comment just tells me
you absolutely are living in a man's larger body.
You are in a larger human body than you or me.
And that he has lived his life.
Michael, he goes like six two or whatever he is.
He's, you know, he's not six nine like Casey White.
He's not six, I mean, when you're a man of a certain stature,
you're like probably that size since you were 13.
And so your worldview and your world perspective
is gonna be forever different than a smaller person
or a marginal person or a female.
Like we're always going to be like in a different state of mind.
Yeah, like if somebody came jumping on stage,
what am I supposed to be?
Yeah, we're going to be in a different state of mind.
And so, you know, and I also think when people think of
comedians, they always naturally imagine a man in their head.
Like if I say a truck driver, what's in your head right now?
It's probably a man.
Unfortunately, I think when people hear a here comedian they think of a man on stage
right and so i think they just think oh he would be able to handle it or whatever
but you know are you gonna hire christ frangelo as your personal security from here on out
so that if something like this happens to you
i do think christ with tackle somebody but i don't know if he'd be successful.
He'd try to tackle someone in your honor.
I think he'd be like, what are you all mean to do?
You know, like, I just got this shirt. I don't want to get any blood on it, whatever.
Or sometimes you wear his fans to your shoes on stage. Sometimes like actually wears like maybe something at
my slipper side. Right. He doesn't want to slip in himself. Yeah. So I mean obviously the point is,
you know, and we don't travel with a bunch of people regardless, you know. And also when I do have
a feature, that person isn't backstage like taking notes on how great my act is going. They're
in the green room like ordering their chicken wings.
Yes.
So, yeah, they're like, I don't need to see this,
but just act again.
No, these are certainly not hanging out backstage
when they're someone to attack her.
Especially when you get the younger guys
that open for you on the road,
and they're like, they could give a fuck.
They're not paying any attention.
They're like laid back up against the improv wall
with their foot on the wall doing it.
Like they're not, they don't, they could barely stand up to do stand up.
Let alone tackles somebody for you.
Anyway, apparently Dave Chappelle is not pleased.
Right.
That's what I read.
That he wasn't.
Now, I want to know, I guess is he out?
That I don't know.
Is he like out the sky or is he still like waiting to make an appearance?
We'll look, however, looked up Annie, but I'm not sure. that i don't know is he like out this guy or is he still like waiting to make an appearance will have a look at
uh... and he but i'm not sure
but uh... you know that's what i thought was interesting that davis chappelle
who was the one that was
he came after yeah
whose security stopped them who knows that he's well protected
actually still wants this guy charged
with you know what i mean like he's not like
yeah he's not okay yet that's good
uh... of this is interesting security company, this is according to
a Pubbity latest in the great Instagram account with lots of articles. But according to this,
it says the security company that failed to stop Dave Chappelle stage attacker was the same
that worked at Astro World. Oh, good. So they're having a good moment. Yeah, so I don't know if it's,
they've called contemporary services corporation.
So I don't know if you're looking for security, but.
Don't hire them, maybe.
I don't know, you can make your own decision.
I don't need the security company coming to sue me.
They don't just, they might need an overhaul.
Yeah.
Johnny Depp sued Amber Heard for saying bad things.
I don't need, okay, are you up on all of this?
I am for a lot of it.
I'm confused by plenty, mostly because it's just confusing.
Well, right now they're off this week.
Okay.
She testified last week.
She did two days, two or three days of testimony last week.
He's finished his time on the stand.
His side has taken, you know, now it's her side to tell the story.
And they're not on this week,
which I'm kind of happy that the judge had some prior engagement
and they already knew they were gonna get a week off
like a hiatus because it is just so much.
But let me tell you so Johnny
Depp got offered a big big screen movie so I'm not surprised about that I knew
the career would start to come back probably never to the level as it was but
he's got so many fans in this thing people are just loving every moment of
watching him like be a delight you know know, chuckle, have a little
candy. I mean, feel like just like hanging on every little word. When did he get hired
to do? What's the movie? This just says, I don't know the movie, but it's something
movie in the works. I'm not sure what it is. I don't know if it's like a pirate thing
or anything. But I mean, I never even saw any of those movies
I'm like do I need to watch it now? Was he really that charming?
I mean
I mean Jack Sparrow how many
He was really good in him, but I mean I've only I feel like I saw one. Yeah, I just don't I don't know
That's like not my really like style of movie to go see, but I enjoyed it. I mean I I love the ride at Disneyland and I
I liked that they were like dirty and like chasing women. I know it's gonna say.
And I was like five and thought it was hot.
Like I remember being like,
well that's weird.
I know this weird.
It is weird.
It's weird.
It is totally weird.
But I was like,
I was like, oh that's so weird.
They have like a man with like with empty rum bottle in his hand,
and then just a woman like,
that!
You're running in the street.
When you were the change that about 10 years ago.
To where she's chasing him.
She's chasing him, but they made her
a larger woman chasing him.
I thought that was rude.
Like she's still in a bridal outfit, but she's like, because
first it used to be like brides for sale, they changed that, and then it was a guy chasing
a woman, and then, and now it's a woman chasing a man. But she's, but they've, but she's
like, dropped her up a little bit. Yeah. They didn't think that other lady could. Yeah, it's still rude. It's still rude.
But I still love it.
It's fun.
I mean, if you're not...
I still think it's hot.
Yeah, if you're a little bit hot.
So I get it.
But...
I always thought it was funny because I didn't put to get...
I mean, whatever. It's been there for so long.
I never thought of it as like,
oh, he's about to, you know, attack her or something.
I was like, it's done.
It was like a dumb funny.
And, but I don't think I ever thought
it was hot, particularly.
Also, I was like, one day I'll be rich enough
to eat at the restaurant that you go by.
Oh, yeah.
At the Disneyland.
Have you?
You know what?
I've had connections where if I insisted on it with enough planning
I guess I could have gotten a reservation. It's more about getting a reservation
But I kind of heard it's not that great
It doesn't look great. I mean you were like musky. It's like musky and people going by but as you're going by it looks so cool
Like you're in the bio and it's at night and yeah, and you know it feels like it's night because you're under the thing
But no never have so yeah I don't know I bet they don't have great service.
I feel like next time I go I should just do it. I would go with you. I would just just say
like here's my bucket list. Okay speaking of this whole story, so these are the things that have come out just to update you.
So she's on there. Okay, I really feel, and I've said this before, I want to get my prediction
out again. Okay. I think that Jerry's going to come back and just say, neither side gets
any money. Right. Because it's otherwise they're going to have to think that everything she says on the stand
is a lie.
And though I think she's not telling all truths and I think she might have written some history,
it's hard to, I mean, it seems like they both did some, yeah.
Like I mean he is a loser and there were fights and like, yes, I believe.
I believe in about her throwing the bottle, like I mean, he's a loser and there were fights and like, yes, I believe about her throwing the bottle.
Like I believe that.
And there was weird moments like I kept seeing clips
and I don't know if someone's editing these or what,
but weird moments of her like looking,
you know, kind of smiling and then realizing the camera's
looking at her and like making her feel sad.
There's definitely stuff where they've showed videos
because I'm like obsessed with all the TikTok people
doing their own like investigative work.
And they'll be her act, the way she talks
when she's just like normal and then on the stand.
But then in her defense, being on the stand
and being in court is extremely nerve-wracking.
You're not going to be acting the same
as you would be at lunch, like it's terrifying.
And like you're facing a $50 million lawsuit.
And chances are his
career might come back a little bit.
Her career I think is really done.
But didn't she just star in something big?
Like, doesn't she have a big?
Aw, poor man, but they cut her part down a lot.
Oh, they did.
And here's the thing.
She chose to shit on a bed.
She did. She made bed. I just... She on a bed. She did she made bed. I just
She made her bed and now she's gonna fucking have to lie. Yeah, like you I cannot get past the fact that
She did a deliberate dump you first of all deliberate dump is like a really I don't know why I just really enjoy that
I wanted to be the name of something
but Yeah, forever you like I don't know why, I just really enjoy that. I wanted to be the name of something.
But yeah, forever, like, forever that's associated with you.
So if someone wants to hire you, they're like, oh, should we have new sheets every night
in the hotel room for you?
Right, you don't like because-
Exactly, and then you like to poo poo in the bed.
Right, I like to think you're about to do this.
I think about that.
Right. And then you're like, look, we're in a higher amber turd for this. And then they're
like, oh my god, you know, this is a heist movie, the internet memes that will be done.
Like if she's in a movie three years from now, that's like a poster of whatever the movie
is.
Right.
Let's say it's two girls robbing a bank. People are gonna make a meme that's gonna involve
a little thing of poo-poo right behind the bank.
Yes.
Always.
Take it a turn.
Just all about, and the thing is, is that like,
I mean, it's hard when you have to pee,
like when you're drunk and you're with your girlfriends,
and you're just like, I have to pee and so on.
So it's like just get out or go around the car or whatever.
Or, and you know, you're trying,
and it's like that stage fright of thing.
The whole taken and dump,
and remember we were obsessed with the fact
there was like a surveillance camera of a girl
that would go take a dump every morning,
like in an alleyway and she looked like a pretty cute girl
she pulled out her loonies and take a dump.
And we're all convinced that she must be spending the night
at her boyfriend's house and not wanna take a dump
at her boyfriend's house, you're right.
This is the opposite.
This is like wanting to take it in the bed.
I mean, also like I don't think I have the ability
to turn on my poo or not if I'm not sitting on a toilet.
I've never taken a dump anywhere but a toilet.
Well, first of all, neither of I,
and I would hope that most people can say that
about themselves, but yeah, if you don't,
it's like, I grew up in Arkansas.
I mean, I was at, I went camping. Okay, there were times that I've heard,
I was told, not told, but like friends would be like,
oh, you just go do your business in the woods
or whatever.
Oh, you bury it or whatever.
Yeah, I guess you bury it like a cat.
But I'm like, I can't, I can't go anywhere except like,
yeah, like a toilet.
So did she hunch on the bed?
Like I have so many thoughts about it and like how did it get there or did she go do it
like normal and then take it and put it on the bed I think she just like
squatted right on the bed I mean she good honors she's gonna help people
believe there's been a lot of reenactments both done animation actors I've
seen like five different animation like of where he was there here wasn't there the you know
He covered it who knows what?
But I mean that alone
And forever you'll be the person that don't Johnny Depp had to say I know for sure that wasn't my dogs poo because they're tiny
Right and this was and the maids had to speak on it like Like I was, imagine being called in a deposition
to talk about a dump position.
A dump position again.
And also just how awful like that you would do
that to a housekeeper too.
Like not only are you screwing over him,
you're screwing over the girl who now has to take that sheet
or I mean, hopefully she threw it away.
But like still, that's-
I would have burned the house down
and been like, I can't sleep today.
Start over, just fucking start over the new home. Yeah
Because I cannot but that's a good point
That's the person that really suffered the most is like you have a housekeeper who is just doing their job and now
Yeah, oh, I have to clean up because I'm like I'm sure celebrity housekeepers
Especially ones that partied yeah have seen a lot like come in and seen like drugs and booze and all this.
But if I walked in and saw that someone intentionally left it a shit in the bed, I don't know
that I thought.
All right.
I'm going out on the limb of the, you know, here's the thing.
This is all theory talk.
You know, the ability to be able to shit on a dime.
Take a dump on a dime.
Okay.
I've always been obsessed with these girls that go to Dubai to shit on a dime. Take a dump on a dime. Okay. I've always been obsessed
with these girls that go to Dubai and go on yachts and stuff to be with these princes and they get
all this money and everything. And part of the sick rumors are that guys want them to take a dump
on them. Oh, like on their chest? Yes. In which then you'd have to train your body
and be able to do that.
So I don't know what her history was,
but I think that also doesn't look great for her reputation.
No.
And I guess to this day, she's still denying it.
I don't know if she's denying it still.
Or if she, I feel like she can't.
No, because she said, oh, maybe it was the security,
because the security said that she told him it was a practical joke
gone very wrong.
And I'm like, no, that wasn't, there was no other way for it
to go, but wrong.
When you decided to take a squat and a poo in a bed,
there was never going to go right.
Practical joke is going to Spencer's craft store
that does not longer exist.
And you would buy a little prop poo.
You're in the movie industry. Yeah, you could buy a prop poo. Yeah
Okay, making one on your own
Yeah
With your own innards is not a practical joke. It's just
Fuck it nasty. Okay, another juicy thing that happened is she's talking about
There was an incident where she was afraid that he might also attack her sister and there were stairs
And she's like and then I remember about Kate Moss and the stairs and at that point his
His lawyers looked at each other and were like high-fiving and in a nutshell, it's because
They wanted to bring Kate Moss as a character witness
on the stand
uh... for johnny
and the judge at that time was like her testimony is not relevant she didn't
witness anything just the fact that she used to be his girlfriend is not
enough
well now that she
amber brought up Kate Moss
the thought
is that they will now be able to make an argument to bring Kate Moss into this trial and speak on this supposed staircase incident, which is the story is she heard and brought up him ever heard that he had done something physical with Kate Moss down the stairs and when she's denied and she's never admitted to it or anything
So now if she was to be on the stand under oath and say no that never happened
That's also gonna make Amber her look like a liar, too. Right. Yeah. I saw that. Would you feel like her lawyers?
Or just like can you not ever I mean that's like a big fuck up. It sounds like right?
The fact that she said something that can now bring
something into the case that she, they wanted to be
able to leave out and then she opened the door.
Right, but I think that she's, yeah, she's not,
I mean, that's the other thing people have analyzed
her stories, they say like her stories are like
big chunks missing.
And when she was talking about this other incident
where the first time he allegedly hit her,
she's like, I was on, we were sitting on the edge of the couch and then I was on the floor
and I was looking at the carpet and how dirty the carpet was.
And like, she never says, like, how, is this very, like her stuff is very hard to follow
and you would have thought if this was really going to be the performance of a lifetime.
It would be a little easier to find.
Oh, a little more rehearsed.
I just don't believe someone that's shitting a bed
is that we're in about a dirty carpet.
I think.
I think.
You just see how far she went on and on about it,
but then other people said,
because I'm really big devil advocate, I'm both said.
Other people said that weird core memory
of remembering something like that after being hit for the first
time or being so blown away that you were hit by the person you love and focusing on something
like, why is this carpet so dirty? That's actually a normal reaction.
I believe that. I mean, I do believe that. And I have like, like a friend of mine who's been through
something traumatic, like when she talks about it, it's almost impossible to follow the story.
Right.
Because it's like the emotion or something gets in or your mind maybe starts protecting itself.
I don't know.
Right.
And in a traumatic thing, someone's like, well, how do you remember those details?
Well, because that day of trauma was not like every other day.
So I'm going to remember this traumatic thing in greater detail than last Tuesday
where I got coffee.
So it's like, so.
I bet you already deaf wishes
he could forget that traumatic poo that he woke up
and stared next to.
I think the poo was that they told him the poo was there
and then they took a photo.
I don't know that he ever like,
I think it was in the bed with him, I thought.
You know, there've been so many different stories
about the turns.
She left it from the fine and then she covered it up
with the blankets.
Yeah, she left it firm to find so he'd crawl into bed.
I mean, that still grows, but I thought, yeah,
for some reason I thought he woke up and like rolled over
and there was like poo in his face, which is like,
so much work.
I think everybody's hearing bits and pieces.
I think that's what people have thought.
And I think people have, they like imagine
are like jumping on the bed and like doing it
while he's like closed his eyes with like a sleep mask on.
Like I think we've like, but I think it really was
that she left it there for him to try.
And then we don't know if A, she moved it or whatever
or did she take, or was it dog poo that she moved and stuck there?
I just, wait, I just remember I did have something similar
happened to me.
I was at a summer party with no offense to public school
girls, but it was, it was a lot of public school girls in me.
Okay. I'm a public school girls in me, okay?
I'm a public school girl, and I would never do whatever. Is it your about to tell me happened to you?
I would never done it.
I can tell you that right now.
Anyway, throughout the night, I guess these girls
didn't like me and they thought I was like a snobby bitch.
I don't know what, but I felt like very much an outsider.
And I went to bed early, you know,
you never want to be the first
one to go to bed early on a slumber plate. And we all had sleeping bags. And we didn't
have a cat. So I didn't know what like cat shit look like or a kitty litter or anything.
But they did take the the shit from the kitty litter and they put it like in your, yeah.
Oh, why didn't they just freeze your bra or something?
That used to be...
I was definitely not wearing a bra.
Oh, what a...
You're something, that's like...
Yeah.
That's no need, that's not very nice.
Anyway.
Well, I have...
That girl was Amber Turd.
Yeah, her name was Amber Turd.
I was swimming in a lake once.
Yeah.
And this was in Arkansas, I was Lake Weddington.
And I came up out of the water and a big human turd floated right by my face and
I haven't been in a lake since
How old are you I was like Tanner something. Oh wow
It was like summer swimming time and I like it was it was much like Johnny Depp testifying about the size that
Amber they must have any human. I was like, that was a human one.
And so someone was able, maybe she was in that lake before,
because somebody was able to let loose in a lake.
And that seems like a cult to me to do.
It's crazy. Also, she gave him a knife that says,
tell death to us or until death.
And the whole, like, just,
anyway, that gives like till death and
knives and sharing so their blood. I'm not into it. Now this was interesting. Now this is from
a TikTok cafe con run that apparently she had the bruise on her cheek from May 27th of 2016.
And then on May 28th there's a paparazziazzi photo on the same cheek and she's with a girlfriend and there is no bruise.
But I don't know that this is totally true or the other thing that's tiktok investigators needs to like the other tiktok Boven Joe believes that there's a fan that was on taking photos of Johnny Depp, this woman,
who looks just like Amber's attorney now.
Oh my God.
Wait, that is hilarious.
Yeah.
She looks just like her.
I know.
It's crazy. Don't know if it's true.
I just enjoy the investigative work that's happening.
Yeah, like it doesn't even matter if it's true really.
I guess he could have been a fan, but it's just funny.
Like that's the last person you want as your lawyer.
It was someone who was trying to get a selfie with him last week.
Then again, sometimes with these TikTok investigators,
it's not exactly full journalism.
So another thing started to go crazy, this is on the internet, about people believing
that her opening statement was taken from the talented Mr. Ripley.
And it's been proven that wasn't true.
She did say a similar thing about when you're with Johnny, you know, he makes you feel
like the most beautiful person in the world and, you know, when you're on the, when you're not in his light, it's
so cold or whatever.
But I'm like, those are kind of things that a lot of people say.
Like, you know, even I remember people say, like about Bill Clinton or whatever, the minute
he talked to, he looked you in the eye, made you feel important.
Yeah, like that's just a quality that some charming people have.
It's just called charming.
It does mean like, you know, so.
What if she would have been like, and also starring Matt Damon, just like she just started
Rick.
She finishes her quote and then just starts naming credits and then everyone's like,
oh, okay.
By the way, Town to Mr. Ripley, guys, if you're looking for an old juicy movie that you haven't
seen, that's a juicy movie.
It is good.
It was about Damon, right?
Yes. And that was a basically like...
They had a boat and he was like an imposter.
Right.
And then there's like a juicy love triangle. It's good.
Yeah.
It's very good.
Now, I have said early on, not to always give myself credit but am that I thought there might be some
chemistry happening between Johnny Depp and one of his attorneys who is this pretty brunette girl.
Okay. And I noticed it in certain body language moments that they had.
Like just holding the door for her when they get out of the car, just make sure his chair.
But I'm like, he could also be Southern gentleman, right? Right.
But there was just this one moment when he walked in and he just sort of touched like the
side of her blazer.
Like as he walked past, he sort of, and that's when I was like, I think something's happening.
So then of course, people listening to juicy scoop started to do their own investigative
work.
And TMZ is actually talking about it.
But according to TMZ sources, no,
there's nothing to this.
And I'm like, okay, tell me where she's been married
for 10 years or whatever.
Yeah.
She's had a British boyfriend for a few months now.
Wow.
That doesn't tell me anything.
No, that doesn't tell you anything.
Even if she was married for years, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't mean that they're boning.
It means I'm just saying these could be the seeds of something that could evolve into something
more later.
It could be innocent.
He could be just the guy that's like they're spending a lot of time together.
He's tracking on her.
She's one of, you know, on his team.
Right.
Or it could be that they're got a bone
So those are really the only two I would say right now
prediction not boning
But will but will
But like not till the trowel ends they celebrate they prevail
They have some drinks and she's just like let's fucking now that it's. Now that we're not, you're not my client anymore.
Yes, and I have, yes, have a British boy from them only, according to DMC, I've only
had him for three months, so like, I can definitely spend one night with a pirate.
And then, and the British boyfriend though too, it's like having to read this stuff and
be like, because even if it's not true, but even if it, even if it's not, there's no way
you don't read this stuff and go,
all right, well, I mean, are you gonna go out
with Johnny Depp or what?
Because if you are, just tell me now.
I mean, it's pretty hard when your girlfriend's
spending every day with Johnny Depp.
Like that is pretty, oh, what does your girlfriend do?
Oh, she's the attorney for Johnny Depp.
Yeah, you're like, oh, okay.
I'd be like, dude, just call it a day.
Call it a day.
They're going to bone.
They may not spend the rest of their lives together,
but they're going to bone, so just accept it.
Okay, let's get into the wedding, okay.
So here we've got the photos.
So they look so good.
The magazine just came out,
I had to go to the new stand to get it.
And he was on the not cover of the not Ross.
You were the first person I texted when I got the invitation because I knew you'd be invited
to.
And it was just great.
I just had the best time.
You were immediately like book your hotel book your flight. This is the
United One that leaves it like whatever time and I was like well we're dealt to people.
And you immediately were very concerned about getting me there which I appreciate. I was
like mom and you. We're doing Thursday to Monday. Yeah that's what we did too. Because originally
I think he said there was going to be a drag brunch on Sunday and it just turned out
to be just a fun brunch.
Yeah, like no drag queens.
Just go music or something.
And I think that originally it was gonna be a drag brunch.
And then I think whoever he invited
that would have been the drag queen or whatever,
was just like, I don't wanna bring my wig and all my stuff.
And my makeup.
It's a 95 degree weather.
Yeah, and after I've had fun at your wedding,
let's just, can we just like have a good time?
Do I have to perform?
That might have been what happened.
But his brother, his brother thought it was gonna be
a drag brunch because the brother dropped off
his girlfriend and was staying an extra day.
So he drops her off or sees her off the cab or whatever.
And it comes running back up and he's like,
did I miss the show and I go, what are you meeting?
He goes, oh, I thought there's gonna be a performance.
You should have just gotten up and done something.
Well, the first night, let's get to the photos.
Okay, the first night here you and I are,
we go to the fun, beautiful dinner on the beach.
La Palapa, was a beautiful restaurant.
Beautiful, right on the beach, highly recommend.
So we take our cute photos.
We both happen to wear long black recommend. So we take our cute photos. She's both happy to wear a long black dress.
So we look pretty cute.
Now the next day we hang out and Josh Wolf
and his wife Bethany have arrived.
And we hang out by the beach.
And that was a fun day.
Look at my, I, I, I said this to my mom
and she told me my boobs were hanging out.
I was like, it's a perfect,
perfect, it's a perfect hangout.
Yeah.
It's no nipple.
Then I got a tattoo slash a perfect hangout. Yeah, it's no nipple. Then I got a tattoo, slash a henna tattoo.
It does look a little runny in that photo.
I guess I need to read it off.
It's barely.
So what happened?
So it's like, the goopy part comes off,
like the puffy paint part comes off.
And then it's first to last a couple weeks.
Like harder to get off one of those like hand stamps in a nightclub.
Like I thought it would be off by now.
Um, I just saw a thing where you can get these really good
tattooes that will last like two weeks.
Oh really?
Yeah, because I do kind of like it.
I feel cooler.
As I'm like washing my face and stuff, I'm like, I feel
because I have no tattoos.
Yeah, I don't need that.
I feel kind of hip.
Um, and then Peter got one to match you. I feel because I have no tattoos. So I feel kind of hip.
And then Peter got one to match you.
Well, and Peter was talking to the,
okay, there's a thing.
Go ahead.
Okay, so as many people I'm sure who visit Mexico know,
a lot of times when you're right on the beach,
there are people coming by constantly selling bags
and hats, also weed cocaine and ecstasy.
Was a, there was a
lot of I was like they offered me a hat and I go no need to go something for
your nose and I was like no I don't want something for my nose. I know and I go
why does he think you need a nose job that's what I thought like like cheap
plastic surgery and I was like actually I would could I. I love that that's what
you thought actually I was John and I were competing and who was cooler because
John offered cocaine and weed,
and then he comes over and he goes,
well, I just got offered Molly.
So they think I'm more hip,
like cocaine's for the older lady
and Molly's for the fun young guy.
I guess this is what he was in his mind thinking.
But there's a lot of that happening on the beach.
Yes.
Now, for the most part.
It's by the way, I would never, even if I was into that in this day and age, please don't buy any drugs off the people at the beach yes now for the most part by the way i would never
even if i was into that in the state age please don't buy any drugs of the
people no no yes but even just like the thing that the jewelry all the things
are so you can get used to it and you just go no grassies no grassies you're not
being rude but you're like looking at your book and then and they just kind of
keep moving
what you're not supposed to do is engage with every single person that comes by
because then all the sudden they will spend all their time writing a
lot of one. Yeah. And Peter, who was like, why do they keep stopping? And I'm like,
because you for he was getting a foot massage, a tattoo and buying a hat all at once and
goes, why does everyone keep stopping here? And I'm like, because you're the fucking poster child.
For like, this is the group that's down to buy.
Yeah.
And then the thing about Peter is he always gives like,
way too long of an explanation.
Like, we'll go to a restaurant or something
and someone will be like, would you like a starter?
And then instead of just being like, no,
thank you, we're good with whatever the outro.
He'll be like,
I had a little bit of a late lunch.
And normally I would really like that shrimp cocktail,
but I think that I'm like, they don't care.
Like move on into the same thing.
Wait, can I be the waitress?
Okay.
Because I waited tables for a long time.
I can tell exactly how it would have handled that
with your Peter.
Okay.
Peter.
Sir, would you like anything to start an appetizer?
Oh, God.
I can't have spicy foods anymore.
I just walk right away.
The minute the, I just turn around.
A long explanation.
Been on the ill and leave.
Yeah, I'll be back and ask you about later.
It was always like, you know, when they'd wanna give you
your hand sanitizer, like the time during COVID
when everybody'd give you the hand sanitizer
before you'd left the post displaced.
Right.
They'd be like, can't say anything.
I have a rash that developed around my wedding ring
about 22 years ago, that's why.
And if I start to use the hand sanitizer,
like I want to, I'm complying,
but it's unlike they don't care, shut up up just say no thank you okay so take some cute
pictures on the beach I don't like that photo I'm sorry Trisha sir was there okay
no okay I'm gonna hold this one up but there was a day in between there was a
night in between that we go to karaoke right yes keep the good photo
now I want to say something to everybody that runs a karaoke bar,
because I have a great suggestion to make it a more enjoyable night
and make you the most popular karaoke bar in the world.
Go through the karaoke machine and have someone edit every song down
to a maximum of two minutes.
I say 90 seconds, but sure, two minutes also.
We don't need just get to the opening, get to the main refrain, and then that's it.
We don't need the long instrumental break, and we don't need another minute of some verse
that no one knows the words of. The person singing took a lot for them to get their nerve
up. They put a lot into it. They're already exhausted after two minutes.
That's what I was.
I'm telling you if somebody takes that suggestion
who has a karaoke bar, watch your business explode.
Two-minute karaoke, no bullshit.
That's under a call, my karaoke bar.
Yeah, I do.
Two-minute karaoke.
Two-minute karaoke.
Because Eve, I don't sing, obviously.
We, everyone does have a bad voice.
Heather did an amazing performance by the way.
What was the name of this song?
I had worked on three songs.
Okay.
And I didn't know which one I could put down first.
I decided to do the Lana Del Rey.
Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful because it is the song that Kim had Lauderdale Ray sing at her wedding
for Kanye and he played it when he asked her to marry him. Now they have sense divorced.
But I always associate that song with just, you know, and also there's this part where
she's like, father, please, when she gets to have interest, father, please let me bring my man.
And I always thought, I'll probably have to say that
when I get to having,
because Peter's not that religious,
so I'm gonna have to be like, can we please,
can I just get a plus one here?
It's probably not gonna get as quickly up there as I am.
But it'll give God a long explanation as to why
it was a religious.
It's about my reach.
I'm gonna pick that one first because I'll do a little bit where I like sing to Peter
and people will enjoy that performance.
I was so exhausted.
I was like, how did Lana Del Rey do this?
I'm so exhausted.
Why is this song keep going on?
After that, I was like, listen, Hor, it's not your day.
You're not putting down a second song.
And I didn't
well that's good i mean i don't i'll see what is tired but i had practiced
to others but there was so i because i
you did want what always happens to me is like it's a very and i'm like okay
would be funny if i sang this one song okay so he's saying physical
by living in john you to great and then no i have a terrible voice i mean literally
so i was like let's get physical like I mean it's terrible but at the end I was like why is this song still going because all the
sender like to get to the end I'm like no this isn't this song's longer than I thought I thought I
know I know and and and then all of a sudden you feel like and then I'm not and I was like the last
one to go and the Ross is over waiting to come on to like thank everybody and I'm like, why is this fucking song still coming? I just wanted to
get off stage so badly. So I really like your two-minute karaoke bar. Then they had
thank you. Then they had the Ross and Welley gift bags. Yes. And that's Ross
Wellington right up there. Like thank you so much. And then just then, Mike Russo,
who is the wedding coordinator,
comes on Whispers, something you're Ross's ear.
And then Ross is like,
and please, one bag per couple.
And he looks at me and we start laughing.
So freaking hard, that just really laughs so hard
that like, I'm running them,
it's only one bag per couple.
Anyway, of course.
Because people are monsters and they'll take them all. Yeah. Of course, I would have very clear to Peter, I took running them. It's only one bag per cup. Anyway, of course, because people are monsters and they'll take them all. Yeah, of course
I mean, very clear to Peter. I took a bag. We get in the cab Peter has a bag too
There was a lot of snack breaking news a lot of sex
COVID all the bag. Yeah, we so then we get to Casla Kimberly, which is a very fancy
Cool hotel like old Hollywood. Yeah, now this was just us, our Peter and what's my husband's name, John?
Yes.
Josh and Trish and Bethany and Jason.
Yeah, her husband.
Yeah, Trish, her husband.
So we have a great dinner there.
And then we get, okay, then that's it.
Then we go into cabs, we go home.
Yeah.
Then, okay, so then the next day we're laying out,
that's another beach day, that was really fun.
Then we go back to get cute.
Now we're here at the wedding.
The wedding was so pretty.
The first night, then we both wore blue
on the wedding night.
I know.
I know.
Twinsies, this is a good picture though.
It looked really good.
Martin Lawrence Bollard, who is a decorator, he was there. His husband Michael. So we looked cute there.
Here's Peter and I looking cute. Um, here's the Bethany and Trisha Sir 2. Then here's a
bunch. Oh, this is all there's Peter there looking with all the guys and Peter
Okay, so the night is can break
Here have his shoes on in that photo remember I would have one point. I told it. I told him yet to put his shoes on
shoes were off. Oh, we'll get to them. Okay, one point I told him he had to put his shoes on. Shoes were off. We'll get to the part of that. So here we are again looking so cute. Let me see if Bethany.
Okay, so wait, okay. So then, so now it's nighttime.
Of Drew Barrymore with the Flower Girl, she came out and really cute.
Like, yellow, long dress, and she gave a speech and Nikki Boyer,
who I've had on this show, and she's great friends with Ross.
She was the officiant.
She did great too.
Yes, so sweet.
Yeah.
And they had beautiful speeches.
Honestly, there was like,
you normally, there's like one or two special moments.
There were like 12.
Like, everybody was crying.
It was absolutely beautiful.
There were fireworks.
And it was beautiful. It was so nice, there were fireworks and it was beautiful.
It was so nice. And so the food was amazing. I really ate my face off. However,
did you have dessert? Did I miss dessert? Because I was looking at the menu here. Do you remember
having grilled cornbread in a mezcal chocolate mousse sauce, vanilla crumble and
vanilla ice cream? I absolutely not remember how I
must have gotten up or something before dessert.
And then there was the wedding cake, which I also did not
have. I had something next day at the brunch, because they
still had some there. It was really good. Well, I didn't
have the dessert. Maybe because at that time, my husband, Peter, let's go back to Peter,
decided there was this long, like,
Olympic size, definite lap pool.
That was an infinity pool
that was definitely meant for decoration that night.
Yes, so that's normally you'd lay out where we were eating,
there'd be lounge chairs.
They moved all that stuff all day,
they were preparing for the wedding.
And then you would go in that thing,
go out back on the lounge chair during the day.
Yeah.
There is no swimming at the wedding.
No, not supposed to.
And Peter just sat, this would be such a great time
to go swimming.
Now I never mentioned this to Ross.
I don't, it's over now.
I'm glad he wasn't aware of it. He didn't bring it up to Ross. It's over now.
I'm glad he wasn't aware of it.
He didn't bring it up to me at the day after brunch.
He started to, yeah, he did have decent underwear on.
Like they were like a navy cotton short.
I mean, I love that this is, you're a very good wife,
that you're, you know, you're like at least a decent underwear on.
I mean, a good wife probably wouldn't be sure yet. He's tidy, whity.
On the podcast, but I'm like, I could save this for Patreon,
but then I'm just like, I feel like the world should know.
Okay.
So what you're dealing with?
Goes in.
Now, granted he was on the swim team,
he played Water Polo in college.
So he's like, it has a decent stroke,
but anyway, he gets in the water.
And I am like, now I'm really buzzed too but I was like
this isn't this isn't cool like this I got to get him out it was like hurting cats I was like
better and like I was like better get your pet and he's like whoa I'm like oh my god
I'm like just get out right now get your outfit back on and I say to the guy I'm like I'm so
sorry like you went to the pharmacy and like,
I think he mixed up his stuff
because he's got to be on like certain medication and stuff.
And then that's always a great excuse
like if your husband ever misbehaves,
just like tell someone like he's not right.
He took something, he took the wrong thing,
it didn't mix well with his alcohol.
Yeah, like yeah.
Yeah, and then he got back in his clothes. Security was quick over quick. And then he struck quick to get him out of the pool.
And then he then started the line dance. Oh, the security guard was totally nice. He was like,
oh, it's okay. Hi. Oh, yeah. I just mean he was quick. He was like immediately. He was like,
oh, no, no, we're not supposed to be swimming right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, and it was
just literally like a child like swim times later. Like after we, you know, and it was just literally like a child like swim times later
Like after we you know, I mean I should have been like you haven't waited 30 minutes since the entree
So then he started the conga line. Did you get involved in the conga line? I did not get involved in the conga line. I missed that. I was still over I was still over on the other side
I think but started the conga line.. Okay, and then, and then,
The congolines are fun.
And then I was really like, it just hit me
and I'm like, we, let's just go, let's go to bed.
And so you woke up the next morning, he's like,
I can't believe that you left before the wedding cake.
And I'm like, you don't remember, like, literally,
you were swimming, like, we could have ended up
in a Mexican jail, like, I don't know, like'm like I'm so I mean of all like we're at a
gay wedding and like the straight bear is the one that like takes off his clothes
and goes swimming like none of these other no gay guys were like I'm sure
ready to like party like you look on Ross's Instagram today, or like his latest Instagram,
they showed photos from the wedding.
So it shows like the beautiful setup of like the tables.
Yes.
And like the, you know, everything that was on the table,
like where the reception was,
just keep in mind when you're picturing this people,
that the pool was right, right by that,
like right behind it.
So people are mingling in this beautiful reception area and then splish blash
Peter's taken a bath. Yeah, absolutely
So
But no problem with it like I brought it up told on them because Peter will always tell on me to the kids
Yeah, I'll always be like oh mom blood plugged it with her friends, you know, so I was like great
Pixas up in a car just want to know I just want to tell you the great time, you know. So I was like, great, pick this up. And I just wanna know, I just wanna tell you
the great time, you know, this is what happened.
He is doubling down on that, you know,
it was hot out and-
Sure it was, it was fun.
And he was ready to like really up the party fun
to a pool party and he thought,
it was his impression that other people
were wanting to swim.
So he was going to start to swimming and just like really he-
And when he got in there and nobody else jumped in was he like, oh, still just still the
confidence, just the confidence of a man that I mean he granted, like I said, he was a lifeguard in Oceanside, he had
a lot of trophies and medals for swimming.
Sure.
So very confident.
I just can't resist himself.
He can't resist himself.
I also like swimming to at parties.
At pool parties.
At pool parties.
But listen. but night. Listen, I would have never jumped in because I was wearing a sensible
spank under that dress. Yes. So and also not as confident in my body as Peter
for obvious reasons, but I do like nights filming when it's appropriate. Oh, I do too. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so then the next day was the brunch.
And this is a picture of Ross's gorgeous.
He got a second winning band, so he had like a,
I believe that was like his engagement.
Or and then he had like this diamond looked really good.
And then the four of us took a cute picture
and they had Dr. Garcia Matthews husband
and then Matthews husband, shirt song.
So cute.
And just super cute and happy.
Just a really nice, like,
so much fun.
I love a day after brunch for the after a wedding.
I was so, so tired on Monday.
I don't know if you think.
We came home Monday night, but it was so fun.
Yeah, Sunday night, I did go and booze it in the pool
with a bunch of gay guys having the time of my life. And then we went upstairs, got room
service, and then we watched the staircase. So as you know, we kept trying to start it
and kept falling asleep in bed because we all max you guys, there's three episodes out,
the fourth will be today, Thursday. But we watched one last night. Because it was the moment, what was the moment that you said
where he's like, you ready to get pounded in that ass?
Oh, okay.
Well, people to remind you guys, there
is the Netflix doc, which was amazing.
And it's literally a scripted story that also talks about how
they started to agree to have this documentary made.
And this has happened almost 20 years ago
where a prominent couple had some wine
went out by the pool according to the husband.
She went back upstairs to like answer some emails.
When he came up he found out the bottom of the stairs,
a tremendous amount of blood from what he thought
slipped in his head.
Then through all the years of figuring it out in the trials, they found he had a double
life where he was bisexual and they believed that she may have found out and that's why
he killed her.
He always said she knew and didn't care and she slipped and fell.
It's super compelling.
I would go back and forth.
Did he did it? it's super compelling. Like I would go back and forth. Then he did it, did he not.
It's so juicy.
And to remind people, when we got that,
when we watched the staircase to documentary,
that's when John installed a camera on our stairs
for a room above the garage,
because he never wants to be accused of me being the murder
on that staircase.
And so you guys still have a little bar up there.
So do you have like a little ring camera or something?
Yeah, like an R-Low or something.
Yeah, and it's in the corner.
And so.
Listen, anybody that does have a staircase,
especially stairs that have like short, like,
we don't, we have a one story house, thank God.
But how did you ever go downstairs
where like almost like my feet are too big for the stairs?
Like if they're like small stairs.
Yeah, it's an easy, you can easily miss one.
You could easily fall.
Now she, and they were kind of a booz.
So much fun.
And they were kind of a boozy couple though.
Right, they like to drink, you know,
drink a lot of red wine.
But yes, there is this one part
where he's calling these guys that he sees.
And he's like, ah, yeah, sure.
We can meet now.
Let's meet at our normal place.
Just so normal, like he's setting up a contractor
to like, you know, build a pool house, whatever.
He's like, let's meet at our regular place.
Ready to get that ass pounded hard?
It's like, I love that they're just being like,
so honest and not beating around the bush
about any of this.
Yeah.
And it's Colin Firth and Tony Collette.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's really good.
It is good.
And so I finally, I finally watched it and I'm up to date.
You guys need to watch that.
I also watched all the selling sunsets.
Did you buy?
I caught up.
No, I got really annoyed with the last season
if I'm being honest.
So they did like a real housewife kind of a reunion.
The reunion was sort of interesting
because Khrushal fell in love with Jason,
one of the tiny twins. So, it's Jason and Brett.
And in it, I had mentioned a couple weeks ago
that the internet was ablaze,
well not ablaze, but a few little things,
that she, Khrushchell, was writing to this girl.
She's not in binary, but I mean, she appears to be female.
And she is a singer.
Her name is G Flip and that they were very flirty and people thought, you know, but she
was going to Australia, but it was to be in a music video.
So it was like, are they like dating whatever I talked about it, then it was confirmed.
I don't think it was officially confirmed until she said it on
this one here friday grahese al said the g-fuckers
it goes by the end and and christiel says i'm dating
this person and they are amazing and uh... you know
it's who you fall in love with and i didn't expect it and all this stuff but
prior to her saying that
i was kind of shocked.
Jason is crying about the breakup.
Oh.
And the way I understood it is that she wanted to have kids.
And then you watch the show, she's 40,
and they have these conversations where they're like,
well, you need to decide, I have these frozen eggs, do you wanna make an embryo or not?
Do you wanna make an embryo with me?
And like, move forward with this.
And he's like, I have to decide and they meet the mom.
And I thought that was weird.
I definitely think the relationship was real.
But I thought this, like pushing this like.
And didn't he and Mary break up because she didn't,
because he didn't wanna to have kids too well
Mary has a child from when she was 16 who's like 25 now 22 right so no I don't think they broke up
because of kids they broke up just because okay this is bad I know that people are probably
going to know it with me but I was thinking I thought it was annoying when they broke up originally
and it was and And Michelle and Jason.
And every, like, I just was kept seeing all these comments
on his Instagram page of, like, just to have kids with her.
I mean, you can have parties for your dog
and you can't, why don't you just have kids with her?
What, it's like, if you don't want kids,
you don't want kids.
And that got on my nerves because I was like,
don't tell GoTel someone the day
should have kids just because someone else
Once one that got on I thought it was annoying and I don't it Chris. I had nothing to do with it
She wasn't like I'm just like you don't go as a fan on someone's page and tell them to fucking have a child
Just because you liked that couple together on TV. It's weird
It's really weird and I think first of all
Maybe the problem that he and his brother, I'm always fascinated by identical twins.
I think it's just fascinating.
And so that they can like feel stuff, that the other one feels like,
you know, like out of freno, identical twins and like one, like,
stubbed your toe and the other one was like the other room and it's like,
out, like just weird shit like that.
That is so weird and also annoying.
They share the same DNA.
That's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah. So weird and also annoying. I mean, they share the same DNA.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
So it's even so much closer than a fraternal situation.
And so when Jason starts crying, Brett started to cry.
And I was like, why isn't the host going, oh my God, are you crying?
Like, not only do you feel because you're close,
but you might actually be feeling like emotions,
I'm just fascinating, but I also feel
like they're each other's life partners.
Maybe that's the problem.
Because they were like,
people always ask us like, why can't you commit?
What happened as you as kids?
And he's like, nothing, we just saw the mom,
she's a delight, she's like,
I'm like, no, they're probably just so close.
And that's the glory of being a rich man.
If you don't want to have kids,
and you want to have your first kid at 55,
and not at 44 or whatever they are, you can.
Like, do it once you're ready.
What do you care?
And I think what was amazing,
so then she comes out and she says,
I'm actually seeing this person.
So he was crying before she came out.
Yes.
So he was crying because they were talking about the breakup
He was just talking about the saying she was the best girl I've ever been with. I don't know
I just knew I wasn't ready for this and you know
But I miss her and I still lover and everyone's like well the my entry together, but then she goes
Well, I'm dating this person and she's non-binary and this and that and I was like
He probably felt at that time it
was inappropriate because he's you know he might have known before sitting down because Mary
clearly knew that she was in this relationship and I knew okay but I don't know when they taped
this but anyway and I was like well now he it would be amazing if there was a follow-up or something
or if I got the tiny twin to come on
juicy scoop and I said Jason, now looking back, don't you think you sense just something might not be
right? I mean that maybe she wasn't as committed to you as she claimed to be. Maybe there's something in
your soul that just felt like this is not someone I should be procreating with which is the biggest you know
you're never yeah I mean what if what if they'd had that child okay she it's
growing in a surrogate or whatever she goes into the music video for with G
Flip falls a little with G Flip breaks up with him on camera, the baby's born, and
then she's like, I'm going to Australia, and I'm taking our baby, and then he would have
been like, thanks, selling sunset fans for calling me and not wanting to have a child
with a woman that I've only been dating for like, they weren't even together a year.
No.
You shouldn't.
And if you can't commit, I'm sorry
to having a life together.
Please, and you're that rich, just have the baby on your own.
So that when you meet Chief Flip,
you can take that baby with you.
Well, I think she said too.
I think Khrushala said, like you can adopt.
Like she, you know, she's talking about maybe doing that
or something. Well, I mean, it's gonna be hard to get, she's talking about maybe doing that or something.
So, okay.
Well, I mean, it's gonna be hard to get knocked up by G-Flip.
No offense.
Right.
It's gonna be a little more planning and helpful.
Well, I think they'll probably do.
I mean, I saw that she wrote something about adoption or...
Oh, no, that was like a joke.
There was some other lesbian that said,
oh, they adopted me.
So, it was a joke on Facebook. Ornum, but then she also said... No, no, it was after this because it was like... Oh, said, oh, they adopted me. So it was a joke on Facebook.
Ornham, but then she also said,
no, it was after this,
because it was like,
you write something like,
she's talking about Maya's face and she's like,
the face you make when you realize,
like, you don't have to be with a man to have a kid
or something like that.
You have a child on your own.
Yeah.
So Maya was very surprised.
Yeah.
So a couple of the girls were very surprised by it,
but you know, happy is supportive.
So we'll see. So what so now what was kind of exciting is they've got selling sunset the OC coming
out. So they opened an office down there. Okay. I have some inside scoop. They stole, you know, they
there were definitely some real estate people. I who's hottest young realtors left them to go to openheimer because
wouldn't wouldn't you rather be on TV than actually sit on a real open house by
yourself right that someone walks in. So I think it'll be fun and totally smart.
I'm kind of curious if Christine is left. She didn't come to the reunion.
Right.
And the biggest thing was, is that this girl Emma said,
she found out that Christine.
Which one's Emma?
This one, Emma here.
They were engaged the same person.
This silver, silver. She's then silver.
They're engaged the same person.
Is that Chris showing the red?
Yeah.
She got brown her hair.
Oh, okay.
I mean, they're all so pretty.
It's ridiculous.
And this Chelsea girl, oh my God, their body.
She's the new girl, the British girl, oh my God.
Anyway, they're all stunning.
And they all got a nice glow up since the first season.
So anyway, this girl Emma says,
I was working with a client.
The client got contacted by Christine and Christine offered him $5, I was working with a client, the client got contacted by
Christine and Christine offered him $5,000 to work with Christine and not with Emma.
They tell the tiny twins they're shocked. They're like, Christine we need to
talk to you. Christine never shows up. That's it. And then she claims to have had
COVID, missed the reunion, and then she was seen have had co-vid miss the reunion and then
he was seen doing a photoshop shop photo shoot with Melissa gorgas two days later
so they think she lied about having the co-vid to avoid
being
but what
what was interesting is what
Chelsea said
the pretty british girl
is she said all the same about that because she was always
Christine's friend.
And she explained this really well.
It might have not been, I'll give you $5,000 to not work with Emma.
It might have been, oh are you, are you, are you still playing the Lister House?
And then the guy could have been like, actually full disclosure, I've been talking to Emma.
And I think Emma wants to list it.
Christine might have said, well, I know Emma charges 3% and I just want you to know I
can do it for two and a half or two.
Now a lot of realtors do that.
So essentially depending on the house, maybe it was not expensive, so maybe a half a percent
was worth 5,000.
Right.
And then she might have been like,
so that's the savings of 5,000.
I'm just saying, that's the thing with 5,000.
I love to list it for you.
Right.
You knew me just like you knew Emma.
People, brokers do that.
It's still shitty.
It still gets around, especially when you're on a TV show
like this.
But I feel like, I think that for the real-time people out there people of
bought homes and sold homes
brokers want your listing and they will do stuff like that
right and it's not and that's not
unethical to say all
i work for all work for two
verses three
that a lot of people do that right so do you think she'll be on the next season
no i think she's gone
and i think the show might
i think
depending on the o c if the o c's hot i don't know i don't be surprised
i guess it'll come back but i feel like hethers in the o c dealing with her
husband
i don't know
but then they could always get new blood and stuff but i it's gonna hurt with
christine being gone. Right. Yeah
But I could see her going on other shows or something
Here they are. I mean, they are pretty cute together. They are cute together. I mean I feel I've Chris. Yeah
I just think it's so freaking adorable gorgeous now
you know about Heather Ray is married to
flipper flop
Christina's ex. Okay. And they look a lot alike. Yeah, they do.
And they always say we have such a great blended family situation.
But this weekend at a soccer game, apparently, Heather went up to Christina
and then Tarek, the ex husband to to Christina and Heather's husband pulled her away.
So people are like,
listen, it's just a big mess.
Just, God, someone forgot to bring the snacks
and it's like, it's okay.
You know, like, it was your turn to bring the juice boxes.
I always remember this with Brandy Glendale and Leigh-N-Rymes.
There were always so many stories about soccer issues.
Right. That's right. You know, the stepmom trying to be all about being there and then the
biological mom being like, I got it. I got the orange slices. Really? I got it. Yeah, you didn't
need to show up with watermelon. Oh, I'm sorry, because when you came back from your house,
you didn't even have his cleats, okay? Like just it's a lot about the uniforms. I
Just hope these people are rich. I hope that they have double uniforms.
Yes, it has something in each house. Just God
Beverly Hills is on tonight. Oh, that's right. Now I thought so I can tell you about it. Okay. Do you remember hearing the news that Doreet's home got broken into?
Yes.
Not too far from your and my home in Encino.
She's right in between you and me, okay?
And now when you first heard about that, was there any doubt that it wasn't 100% a real
robbery?
No. No.
Well.
I.
It was for the show?
No.
No for her.
I have always been, I believe, to this day and after watching the episode on the right
set of history.
Okay.
I believe that yes, she was awoken by strangers in her home.
But there was rumors and there were people that, you know, analyzed the robbery surveillance
and questioned it, questioned the time.
It was very early like 948 at night, but then you see in the episode that she had
come back from London, PK stayed in London, she came back from London with two little kids,
and they were just exhausted, you know, they're like on the, what do you call it, jet lag.
Right.
So they all went to bed early, and then she normally would sleep with kids if PK was there,
but she was so tired she
put them in their own beds and she went to bed and she like hears the door open, she's
imagining seeing like one of her little kids and she sees this tall person.
And the way she tells it, it is terrifying.
And but the day after the news comes you see all the women going, do they take anything
I don't know.
Oh yeah, they took a whole comforter of stuff so they took a comforter and put all the
bags all the jewelry everything and they show them pulling it out outside of
the house so when she cuz I don't know the whole story so when she woke up and
saw the person in there they had already gotten no they had a gun and they're
like show us everything and she begged and be like please add kids and this
that and she says once like just shoot her in
the other ones like you know no just show it stuff she's take everything
jewelry everything she has they show and then pulling the the comforter out
and then and then she said he took her cell phone and then she says just can
you leave me my cell phone he goes okay I'll leave it at the gate and they
show them the surveillance just leaving the phone at the gate.
But now that we know that explanation, there was a previous person that put it out on TikTok
on the internet that they didn't believe that this crime was real.
And one of the things was, and what's this thing, and it was like a phone lit up, what's this thing
that he drops there, like a signal? now that explains it right after he left her
phone he didn't want it he didn't want it tracked on him either probably right
so I don't believe they've ever found the men the people I assume they're
men but it was like two or three people and then PK comes and he's crying and then anyway the great one a great scene is Kyle is so
upset and everything and Sutton who's this girl Sutton the Beverly Hills she's from Atlanta
and she comes and she's like I Sutton I mean God can you believe this can you believe what's going on?
I said, I mean, God, can you believe this? Can you believe what's going on?
And she's like, yeah, it's been a weird day.
And Kyle's like, oh, she's like, yeah,
I've been having to deal with a lot of stuff today too.
And she's like, what kind of stuff have you
been dealing with, like, thinking what could it possibly
be?
Like a home invasion.
Yeah, like a home invasion.
Yeah. So you thought you were going to be all killed?
Like your husband was going to find the three of you dead.
Like what did you happen?
And she's like, well, you know, I've got my store.
And I have a French designer and immigration with COVID
has just been so difficult in trying to get my designer in
to do the store.
So it's just a lot.
And I'm like, oh my god. So then she doesn't then they have
another night where they that night they all get together at Kyle's house. And you know, so
so the season is, you know, Sutton's definitely like, either going to be the one that kind of
questions it or is a little on the outskirts, she is since then interviews being like, yes,
I was being insensitive. but I there was a time
because they have financial problems that people thought it might not have been real
because that's what's going to say is like what's the original what's the initial reason that
people would think it was a lie just because just because they're famous and they're like that can't
have like no no because I think because there was a gambling debts and bankruptcies and stuff
and so this way if they get a million dollar insurance check after, that would be helpful
to paying off debts, which I think happened, but that doesn't mean that this didn't happen.
Like, I mean, there's been, you know, there are people that lost their homes in the fires
here. Yeah. And for some people, it might have been not the worst thing that happened.
Like, if you were going through divorce, if you were going through a thing, and you were just like,
I mean, still traumatic, but like you get this huge check and you can start fresh.
And doesn't mean you wanted it.
Doesn't mean you lit the fire.
But I'm just saying like so I think people
thought that but I have always believed knowing how crime has been happening I
totally believe that that yeah there's been so many home invasions and also people
knew the house and they knew how much real luxury stuff she has yeah like she I
don't know if she's given to her or she resells that and stuff,
but she's wearing the real shit.
I was gonna say if she needs money,
why doesn't she just sell some of that shit?
Like if they're in debt.
Well, that's why people wondered,
then this worked out.
But, there's just no way that I think that she could
have orchestrated hiring three men that wouldn't have already broken. yeah I think it was a justy small that thing and I absolutely
don't think it was at all and I never have and it was so traumatic I don't think
she'd ever put her kids to that I don't think she'd ever risked something like
that so yeah it's a big risk because then if like all the sudden it turns out
you faked it then you're in like such a world of shit so I don't yeah that doesn't sound but it's gonna be a juicy episode and then Erica Jane is
is there and she tells Garcelle she's like yeah yeah the 20 million dollars was never in my account
it's been cleared and Garcelle's like I haven't read anything in the news about the fact
wait they've dropped loss it won't know that
anyway they research it was that like so
it's it's gonna be a good one i'm gonna be real i know i don't even watch it but
i might have to real juicy oh and then
provost norc said this
that lease of rent is also very annoyed with certain because sudden Sutton says, I invited and paid for Lisa Ren and Harry fucking Hamlin to come to the Elton John party as my guest.
And they never thanked me or whatever.
And she's saying, I always gave and I always paid for myself.
I just happened to sit at her table that night.
I'm like, who cares?
Who's gonna figure it out?
These,
I'm talking about the photo though
that you just passed of like that.
You said,
you said you're always trying to find someone mid-sentence
and there's one right there.
Oh, they're so cute.
I will say,
I lovely Serena's face.
I love her eye makeup.
Oh, okay.
She's gorgeous.
I like her body.
I like her lip stuff. I use it. I like her body. I like her lip stuff. I used to wear it so psycho. I just got some more lip stuff sent to me. The Lisa Runa Lip is good. Does it plump
them? A little bit. Yeah. But also I just love the liner. Like the liner just works perfectly with my
mouth. Anyway, so get me on that mailing list. Well, yeah, I will? I will. I'm going to write them and say that, because I think whoever sends me in, listen to
Jesus.
Okay, so Britney Spears took a bunch of nude photos and with just a heart on her
crotch and covering her tits.
And she does this thing where she goes, photo dump, and it's the same seven photos.
Right.
Well, they were all on her phone and she dumped them off.
I mean, it's technically a photo dump.
Now, is this is, these are from,
because she's pregnant now, right?
So.
I mean, come on.
But so these are, are they?
Come on.
I don't know.
I don't understand any of it.
I mean, you know what?
This is where I believe I'm also on the right side of history. I I don't understand any of it. I mean, you know what, this is where I believe I'm also
on the right side of history.
I just don't think she's pregnant.
And I set up before I was scared to say it two weeks ago,
I'm not scared to say it now.
Because are these supposed to be from now?
She'll say this is, I'm photodumping these from before.
There was a baby inside me and this and that.
But also, I'm like, I'm gonna be the judgey bitch that has teenage boys.
Like this isn't cool.
She has teenage boys.
On Mother's Day, she was like,
oh, I was sick for Mother's Day.
There's no, why aren't she with your kids on Mother's Day?
Like, it's sad.
I'm just, it's sad.
It's sad.
I feel like she's very alienated.
But do you think the boyfriend would go along
with her lying about the pregnancy though?
Yes.
The fiancee or whatever, you'd go along with it.
I just think he's just like rolling with it
and then whatever the plan is, I don't know.
Other people are saying, could it be that she has a surrogate?
I don't think she could get that all.
I don't think she's a capacity of doing all that.
I don't think there was a time for that.
No one else.
Because she said it was in her.
Because she talked about like a
food baby. I have a bomb and I have all the other stuff and so then and then she's gonna take a big social media break and then last
about 12 and a half hours. Well, that's a big break for her. And then she's like here's some more and she's dancing around and then there were so there was this is her grid. So there were three
And then there were, so this is her grid. So there were three different grid photos
of the full-blown naked photo.
And I would like to have her thighs.
And I just think if you were pregnant,
why wouldn't you be showing us the ultrasound,
the pee on the stick, the holding,
like you show us everything,
why wouldn't you be like holy it just popped
and
in chances are to she should have a bump by now because it's not her first
pregnancy so when
each pregnancy
you pop quicker
i don't know people be mad at me i help them wrong
everything tells me that this is
just strange
why didn't we take photos like this
when we were in Mexico together?
Okay.
Peter can go in the pool.
Why can't you take a photo with a nice little heart?
I mean, I mean, that is just so.
You know, but this is the only outlet she gets, you know,
and then she'll take like,
share photos of other people's kids and like, it's just very, very strange. It's very strange. And I just wish that she could
do something else creative besides the Instagram. That's where I think it would help her.
Yeah, another outlet, maybe. Yeah, yeah. So Wendy Williams is demanding $100 million
for podcast deals.
Rate online is saying she just did an interview
with Fat Joe on his YouTube and I watched it.
And...
Oh, she just, I mean, she doesn't, it's like sad.
She doesn't really kind of know what's going on.
She's like very, like can't really kind of know what's going on. She's like very, like, can't really answer questions
co-curantly.
It was one question where she goes,
you know me, Joe.
I'm the sweetest person.
I have the best soul in the world.
I wouldn't invite you over,
but I'd invite you over to someone's house.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you understand what I'm saying, Joe?
I would always be like, go to someone else's house
and then you know what my heart is.
It's literally that confusing.
With Joe, like, no, I don't know what you mean.
I think Joe loves her dearly.
Yeah.
Like, I think they've known each other for 20 years of the music and all that.
And Joe's been a, that Joe's been a guest host on the show a lot,
even though they're giving the show to Sherry.
And so I think that he was so excited to have her agree to do this like
YouTube interview with him and then I think he knew this wasn't good
representation of her and then kind of was like but still he didn't have to
share it right he should have just not shared it maybe cut it down or
something that she said how I just love my house I love my house I have my
cats it's a beautiful house, it's beautiful.
And I agree, like she should, yeah, if you can't.
But then he also said, oh, I'm sitting in that purple chair,
I'm coming back to Wendy Williams,
I'm coming back to Wendy Williams.
And then he's like, okay,
but you know that the show has been given to Sherry Shepherd.
And he's like, well, she's not, I don't know,
I'll be watching, but I'll have my show will be coming back.
It's not like the production company
and everybody that's tied to her show
has had to move forward with Sherry Shepherd.
There isn't like a choice.
Right.
It's not up to her.
Now she could start a whole nother show.
But she can't go back to that one.
No, and she could certainly start a podcast,
but if someone was about to write her a huge check
for a podcast, which I would
think that they would want her, like, this is obviously in a real house, I just think
that Fat Joe thing didn't help.
Because I would be like, if I was the head of, I'd be like, all right, let's just hold
off for about, you know?
Right.
Because it's taught, I mean, it's, if you're not, if you're not really stringing things together
very coherently, when people are listening, that's literally what a podcast needs you to be doing so
Yeah, you're not gonna be cutting. It's not a TV show where it's a seven-minute interview. It's a 57-minute interview. It's you know, it's like
And she had a lot of people helping you on the show. That's sad though because she's so talented
I think she is so talented. I think, and then she talked about her,
you know, the Wells Fargo thing and the money.
It's just a big, it's a big mess,
but that didn't help.
It didn't help, but hopefully it'll all come back together
because I've always really admired what she pulled together.
Our last topic is one that you know a lot about.
General Hospital alum, he splits from his pregnant wife. The child is not mine. He does an
Instagram account and he's like, hi, we're splitting because she's pregnant and the child's not mine.
Literally, that's what it said. I mean, that's a really aggressive... I mean, I kind of don't
blame him because if that was happening, if that happened to me,
if John came home and he was pregnant with someone else's baby, I'd for sure tell Instagram
about it and be like, no, I do.
I know I have like three other kids together.
Right.
Or a few other kids.
Like, I haven't watched General Hospital a long time, but as you know, I used to be a very
large General Hospital watcher.
And that is Steve Burton he played Jason Corne main who also was once in
a car accident and forgot who he was but the the fact that it's like such a
soap opera line you know what I mean like she came home and she's pregnant with
someone else's baby like it sounds made up I know but it's apparently not and
They've been together a long time
And how do you know what that it's not yours before it comes out like that has to be either you really haven't fucked in that many months right or
She came out and told you that
because I
Mean you could play along,
unless you're with someone of a different race,
you could play along, probably forever.
Here was some other white guy, chances are
he would probably never know.
No, so either she told him because she wanted to,
but I'm sure she hoped that maybe this isn't
how he would handle it.
If you're gonna come clean like that,
you're gonna make a better deal about how it's going to be announced because
that's not the best to be like, yeah, we're breaking up. She's pregnant, not mine.
Bye.
It's a little hardcore. And it's also probably not great for it because they have three
other kids together.
Or, too, I saw a photo of them all together. And, hmm, it's another day in Pine Valley.
Then this is from...
Oh, Port Charles.
Is that where it is?
Port Charles, General Hospital.
Pine Valley was all my children.
And I loved to go.
Mine was young and restless.
And it was, God, something city.
I can't remember what it was.
Genoa City.
I never remember.
Genoa City. And I remember. Genoa City.
And I was always like, where is it?
I think in New Chicago.
But they'd go to like, it'd be like an average Tuesday.
And they'd be like, are you going to the culinary room?
And then they'd be like, black tie.
And I'm like, what place do you get this dressed up to?
It's like not an event.
And it would just be just to have dinner.
And I was like, oh, where is this Genoa City?
I just want to like, anyway, this woman woman left her husband of 14 years only to be rejected
By other by the other man. Okay, just the way this article was written
Made me laugh so hard like who wrote this?
But basically she has a book that came out and then an article was written about the book and then the internet
Just went crazy against her because she said I was on a vacation,
I was with my husband for 14 years.
And I met this guy in the hotel bar,
and our eyes met, and he just,
just like his cologne and his white shirt,
and he bought me my favorite rosé,
and I just knew it was my soulmate.
I just knew he was my soulmate.
So she leaves her husband, then like tries to find him
and the guy's like, what?
Like I bought you a rose,
like I don't even know that they like,
like I always wanna read the book
because I'm like, did they screw on the vacation?
And really sounds like she just is like,
I mean, that is not a vacation.
Yeah, I really need to know.
Yeah, I really need to know if they
actually ever because if she left him
literally just off of like a glance it's even fucking crazy are basically that's
what it is it was like
this was her memoir and it was you know meeting this guy me to realize that he's
my soulmate the guy with us not she gets divorced
but then when she tries to pursue the guy
that she believed was her soul mate,
that just took her breath away at the bar,
then he's like, he's like, I don't even know you are.
I just bought somebody a wine.
Yeah, like it was supposed to be for your husband.
It wasn't even supposed to be for you.
Or got her, no, no, whatever.
We're just at sandals or whatever.
Like I, what if it was an all-inclusive
and he didn't even pay for it?
That's even a better story.
That's what girls need to remember, though, always.
When some guy, especially if you're in a relationship,
when some guy is coming hardcore flirting with you,
just know you're not that special.
Yeah, you're probably not the first person
you flirted with. You're not the first person you've flirted with, but a rose for, like, and you're not that special. Yeah, you're probably not the first person you flirted with. You're not the first person you flirted with, but a rose for like, and you're a drunk and
you're on vacation. That is not a day-to-day life.
Like, are you?
I think John probably got you a shardonnay or so while we're in Mexico.
Why haven't you tried to eat theater for John?
And that's what I realized, you know, that's what I realized.
But also, can you say someone's your soulmate if you've never even like hung out with them?
You can't just be like, always my soulmate because he bought me a rosé.
I mean, it's nice, but-
I know, and a rosé is like not-
I have to read this book to find out the whole story because this is-
So the book is called, when a soulmate says no, a memoir.
Is the name of the book.
I do kind of want to, I think we should order it.
Yeah, I have to read this.
And we do a little book report
because I really kind of want to know a little bit more,
like did they ever get together?
Or was she like messaging him and he was just like,
I don't, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you and your husband, yeah.
Hey, okay, how you doing?
And then he just puts, keeps it on red or whatever.
And I like the idea.
He's like, no, I love my husband.
Like, it's us, me and you forever.
I like, the husband should write one and be like,
when your crazy wife leaps you for a guy that bought her a rosé.
That should be his number.
No, like that's what marriage is, okay?
It's not gonna be like diamonds and rosé
all the time, but it should be darling.
It's not going to be that all the time.
There's gotta be more.
They must have like hooked up or something
and then he just thought it was a fun fling
and then she was like, I'm leaving my husband
and he said, no, I just thought we were,
I was getting my, my- It's out of stock. It's out of stock. Everybody, well, you know what this is?
We all want another story. Maybe you shouldn't have left your husband, but in the end, everything
does always work the way it is supposed to be. You obviously weren't that in love with
your husband. So you got a book, juicy scoop talked about it. It's now going to be made into a movie or comedy.
And your life might be better because of it all. So there you go. It's going to be a real short movie.
She gets a rosé, breaks up with her husband. The guy doesn't call her back and seen.
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