Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Selling Sunset, Megan Fox, and Trials with Brandy and Julie
Episode Date: April 28, 2022Brandy and Julie are on Juicy Scoop with Heather and they dive into the hot topics starting with Netflix’s top show right now, Selling Sunset, and what makes it popular. The Kardashian women are in ...court defending Rob against Blac Chyna, Heather has a Juicy Scoop correspondent in court and gets into Kylie and Kim's testimonies on the stand. Megan Fox did an interview where she talks more about drinking MGK’s blood, saying she manifested his soul. The media is questioning Kravis, saying Travis might be a little too controlling of Kourtney. Britney Spears continues to confuse her followers with her twirls and pregnancy. An old TV psychic’s book was found and her 2020 predictions are proven to be true. Enjoy! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop.
I have two of your favorites.
Brandy?
Like, Brandy?
And Julie.
Julie and Brandy.
I never know what you're name to say first.
I don't know if that's like a weird thing with you guys. We usually do Julie and Brandy first, never know what you name to say first. I don't know if that's a weird thing with you guys.
We usually do Julie and Brandy first
is because Julie is the bigger star.
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. All right.
But people, Julie and Brandy, they always get it mixed up.
Okay.
People think Brandy is like a daiki name to the end of time.
Oh, okay.
They really do.
I think they think of Julie's as blondes,
even though I'm not blond anymore.
But I always say like Julie Jewish brandy
bitch.
When I first went to the first meet, I tried to make them remember, but they always mix it
up.
Okay.
Great.
Also, I wanted to say there's been some controversy with some of the listeners, some of the
YouTube watchers that say they don't like hearing Annie's laughter in the back.
How dare they?
99% said they like it.
They want to give her the freedom to laugh freely.
And that it does not throw them off.
And so, sorry everybody, she's going to laugh
when she feels she wants to laugh.
Do you like it, Heather?
I like it, but I didn't want people to think that I was like,
like she was pushing her laughter, like, you know, I had to get the ads button.
Yeah, like a sad clown that like has to like get enough laughter.
Wendy Williams has admitted that she did that on her radio show.
She'd like bring in three interns and then they'd stand there
and then she would just try to like make,
she probably didn't tell them to laugh,
but she would try to make them laugh.
Well, I did not tell her to laugh,
and if she doesn't laugh, it's fine.
And if she laughs a lot, it's fine.
They also hated Peter hearing Peter, didn't they?
Peter laughing?
Actually, nobody hated hearing Peter.
Oh, they did it?
I think that's because women are just afraid of men too.
So they don't want to piss off Peter.
Well, as a person, they can mean to a little newbie.
We love it.
Yes, it's a personal liberty, sister.
As a person who also gets a lot of shit for my laugh.
Okay.
You know, I just want to say we need to be free to laugh.
Like we can't help it.
It's just coming out, you know what I'm saying?
It's America.
I'm an American.
It's laughter.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's a real song.
Well we have lots of stuff to go over.
Are you aware that the number one show on Netflix
is selling sunset?
I call it Barbie's selling real estate play houses.
It is, and this poster is so amazing
because they're all wearing pink and they're all on it.
And the thing is, it's all the same type of home in LA.
It's all the modern, new modern modern houses and I noticed it. I
have not watched this entire season. I'm familiar with all the characters. But it
is definitely just turned into more of a real housewives type of story. It has
like nothing to do with real estate anymore. And that's just girls being bitchy
excluding people having parties wearing cute outfits and tutoring on heels and your thoughts.
Well, I did notice that the houses were all the same
and that really started to bug
because you kind of want just like a variation.
I'm like, is this all the same house here?
I'm losing track of this like wood everywhere,
whatever modern high ceilings,
lots of windows onto the valley of the Hollywood.
A bachelor paradise. I love paradise, there's a fireplace.
Wait a minute, sit down for a second, sit right here.
Are you on Raya?
I am.
Like literally the same thing every time.
I have an empanada company.
Where are these empanadas that Emma has been selling?
And what about, yeah, and the guy had a mascara, mascara company.
I feel like I am shook to the core
that this is, you're saying this is number one on Netflix.
Yes.
I don't, I find that it's more like,
as I kept having to tell Julie,
who was very upset by it.
I don't know if she was triggered.
I don't know what it was,
but it wasn't like housewives and she was upset
because for some reason the housewives,
it's so much more like Vegas sexy than the housewives and she was upset because for some reason the housewives it's so much more like a vagus sexy than the housewives like I mean they I don't there's just something
about the way they dress.
It's a it's a it's a it's a it's a head flick away from and I don't I don't know how
what other words say from watching porn.
Like I don't I would like to know how many of these girls or which one does not have
a prescription to add or off.
They are so skinny.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin.
Very thin. Very thin. Very thin. Very thin. Very thin. giant watching the show. When the girl slowly walked in and the thong into the pool and she was just like this long
fan, I was like, oh my god.
And at one point, they're walking down the street and someone's in like a pill box hat
and like what the, like, for the crazy stuff.
That's what I think is adding to the excitement of the show because it's like, everything's
just, you know, exploded like 12 times over.
They've gotten skinnier the outfits
I've gotten tinier got more ridiculous and and then you know and then this drama of like not liking each other not inviting
Christine to have a raise wedding and all you know or not wedding
But like the baby the bridal showers and stuff like that. That's what I'm kind of watching right now and
and stuff like that. That's what I'm kind of watching right now. And maybe if it was more like if there was one patty on it like from I've been in an absolutely fabulous K-Hole
have you our touch-o? No. It's a British sitcom from the 90s into the 2000s. It's incredible.
It's amazing. Everybody should watch it. It's absolutely fabulous. Oh no. Yeah, of course.
I thought you just said patty in the cripple. I was like, no, of course, it's in the cripple. Absolutely fabulous is the best show ever, ever.
Especially from the like 20 years ago versions.
Yeah, I'm proud of this.
But it's almost, if we could, if they just
just went a little further,
they could be like more like a like Patsy
and they would be a fashion, they'd be crazy,
but they would be at least be doing drugs
and smoking and drunk and killing all over.
Yeah, they don't have one drunk. There's no, they don't have one but they would be at least be doing drugs and smoking and drugs and all of them.
They don't have one drug.
There's no, they don't have one messy.
You're not messy at all.
Oh, there's no mess.
You know what I mean?
My favorite scene from absolutely fabulous is that the one girl's daughter was getting
married and she was like the opposite of her mother.
Like she was a good girl, she was like down to earth person.
So happy.
And the day before the wedding, the two of them walked in while she
was sleeping and tried to wax her mustache. I mean it's that's never good. They're like they're doing
like bumps of drugs and then doing doing each other's Botox and they paralyze each other. And
it never stops. It's so good. But that is a comedic sketch of sitcom.
And like this is just, look, I still,
it's just like lay down, just like watch it.
It's the one thing that, you know, if you are down on LA
and you live here and you think it's disgusting
and dirty and depressing, you can watch this.
And from the hills of Hollywoodwood the city looks absolutely stunning yes
joining
and it may remind you of why you're paying these taxes and why you're here
it's just watching the show
and uh... but there's a couple things going on
i'd just want to say i feel like the issue like like july said one there's no
one messy there's no foil there's no's no random fluffy one who comes in and
is like, hey guys, like Dina, remember from, not that she's that fluffy, but you know
from this scenario.
But in this scenario, if I walked in there, I'd just stomp on one and would do it.
You know, you need one.
I think it's more like Laguna Beach or the Hills.
Well, it's the same producer too.
Oh, so you can tell.
Yeah.
So you know they sit down and then they get a text and it's like ask her about
Heather Array or whatever and so then they ask awkwardly and so we're just so used to like more of a bravo
They do it so right. Well, this is very we're scripted in fake First I'd say before forget the second most popular show right now in Netflix is
What's his name William Gracie?
Gracie can gacyie. The clown killer?
The clown killer.
He was a man who...
William H.Gacey.
No, no, no.
William H.Gacey.
Yeah, William H.Gacey is an actor.
He's the one who didn't go to jail for William the thing.
No, John Wayne?
Oh, John Wayne H.Gacey.
John Wayne Gacey was a closeted gay man who was married and what it was gay and he would take boys and you
know back then there was no like way to track your son or anything. Anyway, he was a serial
killer of young manny, torture them, he raped them and then he shoved their bodies. This
also has to do with real estate in his crawl hole. He had 26 bodies under his house that the cops
eventually found. How did that not smell? I have it. It did. That's how they
found out. The way he was like he was because such a nurse assistant
would be so confident that like no one had caught him that he saw the cops
were following on it. One point he said to the cops, oh yeah, come by my
house. And the cop came in right away and could smell. I mean, don't know what a ronnie body spells like because i'm not caught
but i'm assuming the consp and uh... so anyway
which is just like a clown he's the
at one time he was it but that's not how he learned anybody okay one time he
was just a clown would like go to hospitals and stuff and so
i thought that i was like always not the one that would like
go to parties as a clown and like, in my mind, kidnap kids?
No, it was, it was boys, but young man like, you know, 16 to like 25 that he would say,
oh, work out my construction company.
And you'll get paid a really good salary like yet the time, you know, doubled minimum
wage to paint offense.
And so the Drifter kid or whatever
would be like, all right, and then jump in this normal looking guy's car to go pain offense,
and then, you know, end up in the crawl space. So anyway, just interesting that two, the number one
and number two do have to do with real estate topics, two different kinds, but anyway,
so okay, let's get into a couple of the things that are going on with these girls right now.
So Emma is pretty new to the show. She was introduced last season. She's a Christine's Nemesis because they were both engaged to the same guy.
She mentioned on one of the episodes, oh, I was matched with Ben Affleck. The blood, Ben Affleck on Arrea. Raya, Raya.
Yeah.
He has said, no, that's not true.
She went on like nightly pop and said, oh my God,
this was blown out of proportion by the media.
But she did say that he did, she's not denying
that they matched up, but she said it was in 2019.
So it was before he and JLo reconnected,
but he said they never matched up before. Look,
we know these guys are on the sides. Yeah, so to get coffee, there's no way she said that.
She said he was like, let's get coffee and she just like politely declined. She even showed
the other girl. Right, whenever they show it, whatever, when they were looking through the bachelor's
house, that someone was going to sell. No, this girl's going to buy Emma's going to buy for her parents.
I mean, I mean, I really don't look up bad I look like was dating was dating like a thousand really young girls nannies
and young models and like you know young actresses and he was with the one girl that was in that
awful movie that I talked about deep water that was so bad who's just in a movie that I was so
excited for it was the worst that was not a hell not like the abyss right no deep water was was he got this young
wife and he was such a loser
Because he's a little older than her even though he's been aflick and he was like an engineer or something that he had to just let her screw
Anybody knew that moved into town
So she was like the and then he would get jealous and then kill her lovers
and then she moved on to other people. So it sounded like the previous sound and like something
I'd completely, I was so excited. I had the whole family sit down for it. And I was like,
oh my god, it was just one of the movies that was just really just, you're like this movie
sucks. It's just as a shitty movie. But anyway, kind of funny though, that her show is number one and his was not anyway.
Yeah, and I believe it a thousand percent.
Plus she also showed,
Khrishel, another guy who messaged her,
and I was just like, who was that?
I'm like, was it like, you know,
Torey Spelling's brother?
Death or Matthew Perry.
Okay, yeah.
So, like, I already got,
I already been caught like messaging people and stuff.
Well, why are you on these sites
if you don't wanna get, they're not on private.
If you're gonna message someone
back and forth in a dating site,
or it's a thing for celebrities.
Yeah, right, yeah.
So what are you pretending like you're not on it for?
I don't get it.
Yeah.
Okay, then also there's rumors that
Khrushal, Julie, I hate to always have
like a lesbian topic for you.
But there is a, there is a squirrel,
she's a singer in Australia.
What is her name?
What are they doing here producing her next single?
Like I don't understand what they would have.
Okay, people have recognized that they're friends
that they like each other's stuff,
that they do her name's G Flip.
Hey, nice.
She's me G Flip.
How are you?
Here I am with my new friend Chichelle.
We're gonna just look at songs and stuff and have some fun times.
Julie calls her Chichelle.
Because she can't.
What's her name?
Chichelle.
And I'm just hanging out just as buds.
I love it.
You know why?
Because she's supposed to be dating one of the twin.
Right. Well, they broke. They broke out. All right. Because he wanted, well, he is giving me
a super butch less vibe. Both those twins are. Oh, you think they identify more as
more a lesbian? I think, yeah, I think I call them the tiny twins. Yeah, I think if you're
going to be interested in one of the tan, tiny twins, tiny, top twins,
you could go les because they are very, they're kind of like bunched leses, aren't they?
They're the balls.
They're like, they're controlling.
Yeah.
The one, okay, so she was with Jason.
They sense broke up and it sounds like from everything I've seen that it was really kind
of him breaking up with her.
It came down to, he is like, I don't want kids, you know, and the other brother, Brett, his
girlfriend seen in a few of the seasons and she's kind of like this again, a thin pretty
girl, but like very tatted up, but you don't really see her.
Of course she must not be in real estate, but she's not heavily featured, but she got to
go to Greece with them when they were like out as a couple.
And they seem like they're in love
Yeah, I would like to see who Krishel and no, I mean the tag
Yeah, they're like a real couple and then and I do think Jason and Krishel were I just don't believe that it was fake
It just didn't last forever and then well she was gold digging for the child
Like I think she was this like I have to get this try well
I think he was not I think when you're with someone at that age
And it's just like we're going down that route and they are defiant and saying I don't want to have a kid
And that's something that you're not negotiable on like yeah, so I yeah, I think she just like moved
You know, I think but it sounded like he kind of broke up with her
But people think this because she also stated or she did a story or something like going to Australia for the first time with like a
Qualifier so she went to visit G trip or it's plant. It's happening. She's sorry G for it's happening
Love that song guys
You are gay for me No I'm not gay for you.
I'm gay for me.
No, they turn gay for her.
She's not being gay for herself.
She's saying, you're gay for me, baby.
She will cut the shit.
This will make you a stop it.
Anyway, we don't know what it is, but they clearly
know each other and are friendly.
How friendly?
I love said that she gets to go to un hold a koala. We went to Australia.
The week that that Tom and Rita showed up with COVID was the day we left.
We basically took COVID to Australia, dropped it off and came home.
Uh-huh. We didn't get to touch a koala.
They wouldn't even let us. And we were at the thing with the koala.
Because of COVID. No, because they said you can't not a lot.
Because you're gay. Oh, yeah. us and we were at the thing with the koalas and they were like because of COVID no because they said you can't not a lot it's because of a lot of yeah they said they want you they were afraid that
you're gonna turn a koala game yes yeah that's what it was so homobolic there yeah yeah yeah
tight sandmites yeah and they were like and we can't juice definitely don't touch koala so if we
can apparently we don't know g flip she has all the connections to hold koala they literally told
us it was against the law in australia to touch i koala
well the night believe that that's true why you actually like it's about you
because trichelle got to touch the koala
kosha hasn't gotten there yet she just no she did like a just a cartoon of a
core
all right i think i'm actually holding on no like just like i'm excited to go like
give me your wrecks for when I go to her.
She's lucky that she gets to go there.
I love this for her.
But if we if there is a photo of her holding a qual and get ready for people to freak out,
speaking of COVID.
So Christine, who is the villainess and the most probably the most famous one, she of the
show, she they had an actual reunion,
just like the housewives, where they all dressed up and went,
and which I think is a great idea why wouldn't you do this.
And because it is so like housewivesy
and not really million dollar listing, anyway.
She unfortunately could not come,
her reps said she has COVID.
Now another girl tested positive for COVID,
and she did it on Zoom. So they're
like, well, why didn't she opportunity to do it on Zoom? Well, she don't want to do it
because they're all all hater and everything and she comes off kind of awful. But then
she was seen in doing a photo shoot with Karen men and around laying on two lounge chairs
next to our girl Melissa Gorga. I don't know what it was for, but so, you know, what's the deal?
Now here's the thing.
Has, have you guys felt any weird, like,
a little bit of sadness remembering this time,
like two years ago when you didn't have to do anything,
but drink one at three o'clock?
Like, we're never ever gonna have that time back.
Not that I want to back
relax everybody. Oh, there was the 2020, like the first six weeks, you know, where it was like
we thought there was it was gonna end soon, but we were kind of enjoying just that time. And like
and like oh, you know, we're doing like that. And now the new thing is too is like, at least you could say,
have COVID, I have to, you know, even with this, some of the comments were like,
well, the CDC is now, you don't have to quarantine for 10 days after testing positive.
You don't, or it's only five days or it's only three.
I don't want to change it every day.
So it's like, people now, you know,
are gonna have to go back to saying,
I had the stomach flu.
Yeah, they can't say they have COVID.
And I'm saying, anyone with the stomach flu,
I'm like, well, I'm not gonna get catch it.
Like, yeah.
Can I still come over?
So, and I love that she's on the lounge chair
with Melissa Gorga.
Yeah.
So she came back from having a baby, right?
Yes.
I do feel kind of bad that she she because it's not easy to come back
Have a baby and she could be in some kind of I was kind of for her. I was kind of into it
I don't believe that storyline that she offered someone $5,000. She said it was what is that storyline?
So the other one we just saw Emma. Yeah, then one with an aflach
God that body that's one they're all
She was she finally gets into bikini and goes into the water and I was like is that air and So she didn't want their all foam. She was, she was, she really gets into bikini
and goes into the water and I was like,
is that air and wind getting into it?
So beautiful.
Yeah.
She was like this long tall ballerina.
So she said they're like nemesis and she said that
Emma said that this girl Christine offered a client $5,000
to leave Emma and go with her. And then all the
tiny twins got upset, the whole you know firm got all upset and she was on
social media from the get being like it's not true, it's a lie and that's why
she doesn't want to shove to anything because she feels ambushed and she's
like I didn't do that. So unless maybe they had receipts,
which they would clearly bring out
whether she was there or not,
they would need to bring out the receipts
of the $5,000 offer.
You know, that's such a weird thing.
First of all, I've been in real estate.
And there is a weird thing about stealing clients.
If you don't have a contract with the listing
and you're just showing somebody,
it's if you show them the house they buy, that's it.
That is who gets the commission.
And so, you know, there'd be times, like, I remember this one time, this friend of mine
like walked into my listing with her broker.
And I was like, what the hell are you doing?
Like why would you, why were, first of all,
working with this other woman?
And I feel like sometimes people just don't understand
like the loyalty thing.
They're like, oh, you'd like to show me a house great.
They don't get that like, unless you buy through me,
this whole day was a waste of my life, okay?
So I called her and I was like, well, do you want it?
Like, what are you doing?
Oh, I just met this woman, whatever. And I was like, like, well, do you want, like, what are you doing? Oh, I just met this woman, whatever.
And I was like, okay, well, let me know if you, you know,
want to work with me going forward,
like because I've showed you stuff before, right?
So I was kind of about the broker call me
and she was like, how dare you?
You called my client.
And I'm like, I know, but I've known her for a really long time.
So it's very like a shady kind of a thing,
but I've never heard of anyone like offering real dollars.
We saw some, and I don't know if it was a million dollar listing
or what, but we saw some show where it came,
it was a thing of like, there's a thing in LA,
and I don't know if it's everywhere else,
but there's a thing in LA where you have to be very,
very careful about stealing other,
it's an unwritten rule, like you don't steal.
No, it's bad because it's bad reputation, yeah.
And like definitely, I was kind of early in the business
and so then I was like, you know what, you're right.
Like I'll never do that again
because I wouldn't like if someone did it to me.
And the other part of it is that, you know,
there's been times where people will say,
you know, no, you're in great hands, Stick with that person, because it's just not worth it
to then have like a beef with this other wheelchair
for the rest of your life.
I found this PR company sent this to me
about which selling sunset agent actually makes
the most on the show.
That's good.
And it was Christine is number one.
Oh.
And let me see who's talking.
So she wouldn't need to do this thing with a 5,000.
No, it doesn't make any sense.
I think Khrushal is up there towards the bottom is Davina.
Mary's in the middle, based on their listings
that they actually had in their commissions.
But I don't know how accurate this really is,
but it kind kinda makes sense.
She seemed like she got that huge one,
that is really that move to Miami.
No, she didn't, she doesn't do that.
But they still all do really well.
So they all, they all, they all,
they are all real real estate.
There's just kind of a question of like,
the houses that we see are then just going to a showing
or is that they're really realisting,
because I think, you know think it has aesthetically,
it like has to be that way and the people have to be okay
with it being shown and I think it's just easier
for shooting schedule.
Like let's find a bunch of pretty houses
and then you just meet me there in your platforms
and we teeter around and talk about how you were
and invited to the baby show.
And pretend you're gonna buy this for someone
or your friend from high school is in tech now
and he will buy this but he's not going to.
Heather, Heather Ray Young is who married the flipping out guy, not flipping out when it flipper
flop, taric.
And I follow her.
And I mean, she posts so much about her wedding, her love.
I can't believe like these long like beyond, right? So she threw up a real the other day of never
be seen footage of her wedding again,
like but it was like a one little thing of her
character being like, guys who know me know that I like
nice things and damn and then it's like her smiling.
Anyway, it's cute, like I'm happy they're happy, okay?
But I was like and she was and she was six months of being a wifey. And I was like, oh my God. And all I thought
about is like, what's going to happen when we're at three fours of a year? We're
going to have to see another unfooted scene footage real like seven and a half
months of being a wifey. Yeah. Right. And I'm just like, oh my God, like I've been
on this road for 22 years shut the fuck up
So anyway, I wrote a comment. Okay, I wrote can't wait for the wedding real celebration of three fourths of a year anniversary
Congrats
Well, look I still follow her. She's got the new Rocho and Netflix. She could show her wedding dress as much as she frickin wants like
She reply or just
as much as she frickin' wants. Like, she reply or just,
Zezanneo, who said I didn't reply,
but I did get, you know, a handful of likes, whatever.
Well, I have to say that wedding,
and I mean, I don't know what you guys thought,
but I was really not here.
Did they show the wedding on Selling Sunset?
We haven't gotten to that part.
It's like, is the finale?
Uh-huh.
And it's like, it's during the day,
and it's at the beach, right? Is it at the beach or is it like, oh okay, and it's at the beach, right?
Is it at the beach or is it like, oh, I think it is at the beach, some sort of water situation.
Yeah, it's like, I really cannot describe what the guests were wearing.
Like it was like a nighttime Vegas wedding.
And we're talking about in Malibu, and I'm talking about everyone, Heather, to the point.
Everyone had like the really short, sparkly, lace, tight dresses, cut out,
silken looking like Satine.
Just like, it was unbelievable.
I was like, this wedding, I have never seen,
not one person, I'm important,
thank God not one person said,
you know what daytime wedding by the beach,
I'm obviously gonna go bohemian here.
Yeah, thank God, because they would have looked like a monster.
Like get the Mormon out of here.
The men were all black tuxedos, right?
Oh, solid black.
He's wearing solid black, Tarek or whatever.
Yeah, black, black, black, black, black, everything.
And he's like, they're at the beach.
It's during the day.
It's not a nighttime wedding.
I could imagine Vegas sluddy tones at night.
Because you're like, black tie,
you might just interpret it like hooker,
but it wasn't black tie and it was during the day.
And it just, I mean, you have to just see,
like really look at just the crowd
and just see what you think.
I mean, maybe you guys,
okay, I'm going to a beach wedding,
not this week but next, in Porto Verrota.
And I did purchase a turquoise dress
that's long,
but it's fitted, it's better than a maxi,
but it's not a black tie look.
I think it could be perfect.
Well, you know what we've made a maxi?
I think it could be perfect.
What material is it?
It's like a little bit of a structured material,
but it's not really flowy.
It's like structured, but it's not black tie.
You don't mean it's like long and it's a little casual.
A little more casual than black tie,
but not as casual as a max suit.
Not as casual as like just going to the beach
because you're on a beach vacation long dress.
It's a little upscale, it's like fitted.
It's like, you know, upscale is fine.
It's not black and it's not shiny and It's like, you know, up scale is fine. It's not black. And it's not
black and it's not shiny and it's not right. And it's not super high heels and the whole
thing. So what kind of shoes are you going to wear? I got esteemed man and wedge that actually
has crystals across the toe. It's a very good shoe. I think everyone should go purchase
it. It's like a beach. It's a beach show. It's a dress up beach. It's like the perfect
combination because it's a wedge, but it's a beach, like somewhere. It's a dress up beach. It's like the perfect combination, because it's a wedge,
but it's a little more glam.
Then that's perfect for you because anyone who knows you,
knows you hate a baggy dress moment.
Yeah.
You don't want a lot of material flowing and bugging up
the legs and the figure is perfect.
But I also didn't want to wear like a cocktail short mini dress
because I'm like, I've done that look so many times
and I just want to glam it up.
Well anyway, moving on to the Kardashians.
So good.
So are you familiar what's going on?
I've got so much about the case.
I had a juicy scooper on the ground
that went to the trial.
Whoa.
And I just talked to him for an hour.
Is it wearing that out to Steven Mango?
Shut up Steven.
I don't know in LA somewhere.
He's not too far from his house.
He's got it.
He got it.
I'm like, how did you get in?
I kind of feel like I'm the only one talking about this trial.
I don't feel like people care that much.
The black China is suing them for $150,000.
It's like million.
Million.
Sorry, $150 million.
So it's 60.
I was like, they should have just paid.
It's like, I think sorry 150 million so it's 60 it's like they should have just like it's like uh sick i think it was 60 for for the years that she would have been
on the show 60 million is what she calculated another 40 for all the endorsements that she
would have gotten had the show continued then like another 36 for i don't know attorneys
fee and like another nine for something else it adds up to you know close to one hundred fifty million dollars and
uh... issues doing like the entire like cargenner
she's only suing
christ kiley
cloy and
keb
she's not quite why
she not so in court each not so in kendall stots in rob and she's not so in court each not so in Kendall not so in Rob and she's not suing and this
is my knowledge and if I'm wrong God come at me but I'm pretty sure and she's not it's
not really for E or Brun and Murray either.
They are all their witnesses the executives from E and Brun and Murray the production company
but no it's because I don't think she's suing them because I think contractually,
they really didn't do anything wrong. The whole thing is she is saying, you, the four of you,
and you used your media power and your power as the hottest show on e to sabotage my chance
and my second season by writing them and emailing them, which they have some evidence and telling
them, like, kill this show, we're the bigger stars and we won't be as cooperative if you
don't do our research.
Which I believe they did do.
At that point, you just decide whether or not she deserves the money or if it was justified.
But I mean, we worked at fashion police.
We wrote on there with Joan Rivers and like, Joan Rivers, and there was a Chelsea handler rule.
We do not make jokes about Chelsea Handlers age.
It was strictly forbidden,
and there was the Kardashian rule.
Well, the Kardashian rule for us on E
was never mentioned the sex tape.
Any panelist, anytime there's a Kardashian topic,
we would tell the comedians,
you can tell us all your jokes,
but you cannot mention the sex tape.
And it's just interesting because now the Hulu show, it's all about the sex tape.
She's talking about the sex tape, she jokes about the sex tape in the SNL monologue.
You know, is there a second sex tape coming?
Like these are story lines and it's just out there.
And you know, and there's rumors like, you know, whatever.
There's always been rumors like how much
that you really have wish you were of it or whatever.
And I feel like at this point, they're kind of setting
the stage because if that ever gets revealed
that it isn't the story that was originally fed to us,
you know, at this point, who gives a shit?
Who gives it?
It'd be like really?
Well now you know the genius that I am. Is it going to be like, you like my skims, is that gonna keep you from wearing my skim bra?
Again, no, it's not. Like who cares? So I think it's almost like jumping ahead of it.
Yeah, but let me tell you the details of what's going on in this trial, okay?
So Chris and Kyle and Chloe and Kim are there the whole time. They're there every day. Oh, where are the looks?
Okay, well here is the drawings.
Oh, drawings.
They're in like black blazing and moving.
They're all wearing like suits and stuff.
They're all looking pretty classy.
According to my juicy scooper on the ground,
Kim is like the most in-lawyer mode.
She knows when to stand up right away,
when the jury walks in, like she's really into it
over a sec
right now
a little bit not as glam as you think
honestly i think it's been a really hard time for us
uh... you know talking about rob and you know it that's what he's gone through
mentally the
the whole thing as they said
what all the girls are saying is
black china and rob
were a horrible couple there are toxic for each other, but on top of that, black
china put a gun to my brother's head, hit him with some pole, and while he was playing
video games, put an iPhone cord around him and pulled him from the neck.
She said she's a comedian, those were all jokes.
Oh, I just know that they're a real and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're a rare and really
I know that they're a rare and really I know that they're Nancy once from like solving the order. Anyway, two of those were broken. She admits to that, her turdies moved to that.
But, you know, the whole, so they're asking the lawyers
and the lawyer for black China is nowhere near
at the level of the Kardashian lawyer.
But this lawyer's asking the girls, you know, like,
well, look at black China's size and look at, you know,
Rob's size, do you really think do you remember
where he was hurt do you remember the bruises why didn't you call the police why did you
do that or no no he's not he's not there and he's not being called and maybe maybe I
would think maybe the Kardashians in their attempt to you know continue to protect Rob and
his mental health and his you know not being a public don't want to be public
they probably said we're not going to call them on their paying their
attorneys to defend them and then the black china attorneys might not want
them because
having them stand up there and cry and talk about the physical abuse isn't going
to make her look good
now the bad thing that rob did was at one time during their break up is he did
the revenge porn thing
and he shared texts and some videos of like
like her little
and he was like a skirt
a photo of her she sent a photo of just her lifting up her skirt and was just
a naked
but jenna but it was a closed lip vagina
like it was like was there any bush
i we never saw that because now it's covered up with like a square on the internet
but my memory is that know it wasn't
it was just you know perfectly nothing to be cross legs and a little you know
yeah and um...
but you know and that but he said mean things to on it it was a big day it was
he was being really positive
oh yeah was pictures of her body and he you know said like i imagine paying all
this plastic surgery and you know her
her uh... you know it wasn't it wasn't a cool thing
It that could take him be considered that come type of abuse that got taken down and then so she her attorneys are now saying
She's suffered from PTSD from that revenge porn now. I think that's gonna be a hard
thing for the jury to believe when
The girls background and and again again I'm not saying this is
my opinion I'm saying average people that are for the jury with average lives you know
normal lives not in Hollywood. I don't think they're gonna have a lot of sympathy for that
even though that was an uncool thing to do. It was a matter of I don't know 10 minutes
that it was on the internet before it's taking down or something that you know that she now makes all her money on only fans you was a stripper
prior like i don't i think she's pretty comfortable with her body and everything
so it's like yeah that wasn't what she wanted but at the same time like they
were like
yeah always fighting
so i do think that's indicative of
because she said like he was
going through my phone he was he was he was being being like in his own way abusive just in terms
of like crazy about what she was doing and he was very paranoid.
And so I think that's also like the way he was, whether it was verbal or whatever, he was
so furious and he was so insecure, the whole time they were together probably because
she was completely verbally views him too.
But, and the girls testify, they said that, you know, they didn't believe that, and their
emails and stuff, say, prove that they were like, she's not into our brother, like she
only comes around when we're filming.
She says these mean things, she's not, they're not in love, and the show was called
Robin China in love.
So the biggest thing is she said, the show, I got a deal memo saying the show was Greenlit
and they followed me to Vegas and I thought that was footage for season two and then it
was, they said, no, we're not going forward with season two.
The executive said, we always follow people, we always follow them just like we follow the
Kardashians throughout the seasons. There is't it was an open and a thing we filmed all 12 months
of the year for important events because we didn't want to miss something that might happen
so we were doing that but that didn't mean that it was for sure going to go and then when
we realize like they're not in love and this is toxic it's not we're not going to go any further, but then her thing is like, yeah,
but I think it's because you guys offered to do another show with Kylie. You said Kylie's
like, I'll film more. I'll do another show with Kylie. And Kim said this is a toxic, toxic
environment for all of us. And we don't want to to film like we don't want her to come back on she's getting 25,000 to appear on
keeping up
okay she's getting 90 to 2000
per episode of giant black robin china and they have a
a reality star without the connection of the Kardashians would have never been
making that much you're telling me the two malika's get 25,000 in episode
there's no way they did and then 90 I am 92,000 in episode. No, no way they did. And then 90? I am 92,000 in that.
Wow.
I mean, and correct and famed wrong,
but at that time, there was that whole thing
with Black China and Taiga and Kylie.
So they, that's prior to like the baby in Travis Scott.
That was like during the Taiga, Kenna,
because she has a baby with Taiga, right?
So Taiga has told Chris and the family and Kylie
that he has a scar on his arm from incident with China
when they were together where he took a knife and cut him.
And so they're like, look, we don't know if this is true,
but on the stand, they're like, we were told this.
So we had knowledge that she has been physically abusive
with partners in the past.
So that made us really nervous for our brother.
I think that the I think this is a lot for a regular person who has never done entertainment
deals that don't understand how shows get picked up, get canceled, how executives leave
calm, how you know, so you know, can, the thing is that this is like muddy. It's not like she
was an engineer working at a factory and she was doing a really,
really good job. And she married the son-in-law of the company.
And then they fired her when they had a fight. And she never got
that engineering job back. I mean, there's like so many different
factors of like, they're like, the show is called Rob and China.
We didn't think China could do the show by herself.
They were toxic.
That's not our family friendly brand.
Like, definitely all the executives are,
none of them are saying, yes, we are influenced
by the Kardashians.
None of them are saying that.
And none of them apparently are getting sued.
Because they know they have every right to cancel it.
But it's she's suing the family for saying for basically
engineering.
It's like it's basically a defamation, like a conspiracy to like yeah, and she wants the
money that she would have made on the show.
Yeah, you know, which she should probably get some of it, but at the end of the day,
they clearly it's no accident that they then broke up immediately once.
Well, they were already broken.
She already had a restraining order against him before they said, said hey we're not going to go with the second season.
Oh yeah.
So you file a restraining order against Robin.
That's why the executives are getting robbed.
Robin, China and love like I've come on.
So I just think that the jury is just going to be like they're going to they're going
to relate more to a family that was focused on protecting their brothers.
Physical well-being and mental well-being in a toxic relationship
and you know and so like them voicing their opinions is not against
the law like you know
i heard that christian or
now poor christ no wonder she looks like shit up there because she's so
stressed out
i think she'll get shit as it wasn't as glam as normal
you know incredibly stressed out she's pulled in a thousand directions.
Kylie's like, I have like literally two kids
and don't even want to be talking about Tyga.
But she, I heard that they asked her like,
do you recall or did Kylie tell you that she was violent
or she threw under life back to China?
And that Chris said, I don't remember.
And then I felt so bad for Chris
because I'm like, you know, you do remember.
And now you're caught between a rock and a hard place.
Like you just don't wanna.
Well, there were texts that Kylie got from Black China
that's like, get ready to die to day bitch.
That's what she was waking up to.
While they were living in a house that Kylie owned.
I mean, and then, but you know, now they also,
they also the Kardashians has trademarked
Dream Kardashians name.
All the kids names are trademarked.
And so they put it under like toys, dolls, this and that,
all this stuff.
So it's trademarked.
And they can do that.
They don't need her, you know because rob is the dad
and so but rob even want that but imagine if china had become china card
action
she could have trademarked her own name yeah and had china card as she and dildos
china card asian whatever and like so you know um but they were for the
relationship when it happened they they were like that's why they were and like, so, you know, but they wore for the relationship
when it happened.
They were like, that's why they were happy to have the show.
That's why they had her on the show.
They were thinking like this would be good.
And then when it wasn't, it was like, oh my God,
you know, this is just a nightmare.
And I feel like the lawyers need to prove,
I think the burden of proof is, did they want to cancel it
because they thought they were fearful for their brother's life or did they want to cancel it because they thought they were fearful for their brother's life
Or did they want to cancel it because it was damaging to their own brand and I think it was probably both
But I mean she could still go murder and regardless of if the shows there are not I just think a jury's gonna be like look
She wouldn't have had the show to begin with and that's and the show doesn't make sense if they're not together
And the show was one season it It wasn't sign-filled.
You know?
I mean, they weren't together anymore.
And sometimes we remember when the Mark Cherry got sued by Nicolette Charidan.
This is some juicy scoop history from Desperate Housewives.
I looked it up because I was like, it never did go to trial.
So the story was Nicolette Charidan, who is one of the main women in a scripture show
called Desperate Housewives, which is really where Doug Allen, I believe is named, was
who created Real Housewives of Oregon County got the idea. That's why they're
holding oranges because originally the women were holding apples, right? Or
holding... Yeah, because it's like the Garden of Eden. They were like snakes in
the Garden of Eden. Yeah, Desperate Housewives. And he's like, what's that? Yeah.
She's like, I think my mom watched that.
I mean, to say it has to be a scripted show.
It also seems like it was just yesterday,
but now Terry Hatcher is living in a van down by the river,
literally.
I mean, literally, literally.
She was living next to Orchid George Clooney,
I was talking by their house every day,
and now she's living in a like a like a like a silver liner
or whatever.
Yeah, where did you hear that?
She was living in an
air stream down by the beach like doing kind of like a show or interviews or something out of this
air stream and I love Terry Hatcher, but like it's skimmed in a long time since the show, but it
feels like it was yesterday to me. Well with with Nicola Sheridan, her character got killed off.
Okay, and she said, I think Nicola Sheridan Sharon said I think it's because I had this incident with Mark cherry the writer and producer of the show
Where he like hit me on the head or something and because of that and because I complained and whatever you then killed me off the show
So she went and sued and went on forever in the end the judge said
I show so she went and soon and went on forever in the ad the judge said
uh...
i don't i am not going to
i'm killing this this lawsuit because
uh... there's no evidence that nicklet charon brought that she had told
about the incident before it was written that she was being killed off
oh so it was just like she might have just created this incident that never
happened
and what he is in a half and two but if if it was just like she might have just created this incident that never happened. What do you get to do? It may have happened too, but if it was already in the works that her
character was going to die, which happens on shows like this, then you can't prove that
that's why they killed you off. Like that was already happening. Yeah. And like regardless
of anyway, in the end, it really kind of screwed her over.
I mean, it didn't, it definitely,
it hurt her career in the sense that
people then now she's problematic,
so they're not out to hire her.
Well, she has this ongoing case going on,
so it's like, and she didn't sleep with him,
was that not a good deal?
But for Black, I checked.
Mark Cherry's?
Yeah, I did.
Okay.
But for Black, China, like, this might boost her only fan sales.
People really haven't, she's printed out of the line line.
One of the reasons I don't think that many people are talking about this trial except
for me is because I don't think a lot of people know who Black China is or cares, which
is also going to hurt her case in the end because I just think the same thing.
People are going to be like, I'll identify with a family who you wouldn't be there here
in the first place ever wasn't for them and you're awful and they were protecting their
brother.
And there is a jury there, right?
There's a full jury.
Okay.
Well, a lot of people, I mean, that's also what she's saying is that I lost all this money
since then because people did know who I was and then my wig's and my whole thing and
now nobody knows who I am.
I'm completely like having to whatever.
She does only fans. Yeah, do porn. I'm completely like having to whatever. She does only fans.
Yeah, do porn.
And she makes a lot of money doing it.
Well, I just think there is a good chance too
that the jury at least half, you know,
for wrong or right don't like the Kardashians
because that's just a common phenomenon.
But what I said is even if they don't like the Kardashians
then they're really gonna not like black, China,
because she's just an extension of that, like, you know, type of thing.
Yeah. But anyway, that's a good point.
I predict, I predict either she gets no money or she gets a very, like, a small, like,
a million bucks, that's it. Like for like a couple seasons of what she might have made
and like, that's it. But I, couple seasons of what she might have made and like that's it but I my biggest prediction is she
will not win a dime if she takes them if they give her a million she should take
it and put it in her pocket and yeah and say thank you and she put a million
on a season of the show that's a season that they killed but I had her 50
million so take no no no no but you've been trying to jok this family for however many years
Yeah, it's like it's time to wrap it up. Yeah, you've tried you've been trying
I also was getting tried and yeah, let's just stop like y'all have been doing this dance for ever many many years
And you've been like doing I think you should get a million though
I feel all your spare years in a way. I also think this whole experience is probably very besides everything very
Traumatic for Chris because
what I was thinking about it, I'm like, the last time she was showing up at court every
day was during the OJ trial.
Oh God, good one.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's, going to court is not fun, it's like very stressful, some people handle it
better than others, but the girls do have some fun.
Because yesterday we noticed that Chris had tweeted
Kim is just so smart everything I know
So I learned from her. Oh everything. I know I learned from her and then also Chris wrote again
Minutes later. I love my daughter Kim the most. She's just the cutest and the sweetest
Stop drinking the most. No, like obviously, Kim bruce.
No, Kim took her phone.
I think Kim took her phone.
So I'm like, there are light moments at the courthouse
that the girls are having some fun.
Yeah, like she's like, Kim is just the cutest in sweetest mom.
You got to call.
I also changed my thing to lover of Christ at the last minute.
Have you watched this show on Hulu?
Is it good?
We haven't watched it yet.
I just watched the first one, and I mean,
I like that type of stuff, you know,
but it's a lot of drones.
You're getting a little dizzy in the beginning.
It's just going from drone, like the drone
takes you from one cowbass to one
hidden house house to the next, and it's just like,
you know, but the, yeah, it's fun watching them
do a lot of stuff.
Oh, speaking of which, okay, you know,
a Kardashian light over here, Megafox. Yeah. It's fun watching them do a speaking of which, okay, you know,
Kardashian light over here, Megafox.
Megafox, as you know, is dating Machine Gun Kelly. And she just did this video interview on glamour,
YouTube's, and I watched it so that you don't have to,
because it's been two minutes.
Please, thank you.
And she answered all the questions.
She said these are the long nails.
Yeah.
And she said, yes, that she and machine gun Kelly,
she doesn't know why she did the movie,
midnight in the switchgrass.
She just did it.
And he didn't know why he accepted it.
But she's like, who's playing this part?
There's one scene.
And they said, oh, it's machine gun Kelly.
And she was like, wow, I'm in trouble because his look as a look I've been manifesting since I was four of my ideal man.
And I'm four years old and I'm four years older than machine gun Kelly. So who knows what he would look like had I not manifested.
So who knows what he would have looked like had I not manifested? Oh, so she created his flame.
Yeah.
So she believes that their twin flames, much like Tom and Pammy.
Pam and Tommy, I mean.
That's Tom and Pammy.
Tom and Pammy.
And Courtney and Kurt.
I mean, these are great couples.
They are.
One's dad and the other two have been divorced for 20 years.
Those are examples.
Yep.
Oh, and I'm like, what about you, Courtney?
Yeah, what about Sid and Nancy?
Yeah.
She said, okay, so you did talk about Travis and Courtney.
Right.
And she goes, I mean between us, we have 900 kids.
And we don't go on a lot of double dates, but they, you can't even talk to anybody because they're so, so twin flamey connected, you know.
And then she said what, then they decided that she and machine gun Kelly, they need to have
some spirituality.
They're what they do, practice drinking each other's blood.
That is a ritual that they do.
And it's not like we're drinking goblets of blood.
It's just little droplets. One drop.
One drop of blood.
Little droplets.
I just do a few drops, but there's times
when machine gun Kelly is just like taking a broken piece
of glass and just slashes chest open
and was like, drink my soul and it happens.
You laugh.
It can happen.
It's happens a lot.
And so we went to Costa Rica.
Oh my god. We go to Costa Rica. Oh my god.
We go to Costa Rica.
And the comments on this are like,
okay, so we can't talk about COVID on social media
and stuff, but people can tell me I'm a drinking blood.
All right.
I mean, I need to go read every comment.
I need to sit down with a glass of wine.
The comments are very positive.
They're like, I love our voice.
She's so amazing.
And so we went to Costa Rica
and met with Charmons. What do you call Charmons?
Yeah, Charmons.
A Charmons.
That was the Charmons.
So that just do a coastline.
And then we should have met the Charmons.
We went to Charmons and we did the Awasaka. What is it?
Iawasaka.
Iawasaka.
Oh, God.
In addition to getting many, many kilos of other things.
And then you're supposed to do just one glass of it, but they said that he had so many dark demons
and dark figures around him that he had to have
three glasses of it.
Oh my God.
And everybody was like, yeah, you do.
She had got Calla Eucute.
And so he definitely just cut his chest up in that night.
Wow.
And the next question was like, how do you balance motherhood?
Yeah, I was gonna ask you. Is she caring for her children?
Well, you know, she unfortunately travels so much
and she doesn't have them.
She only has them half the time,
but she cries for her children a lot
and she cries on every new moon.
Okay, but only on the new moon
does she get in the bathtub and cry about her kids.
Her period is the heaviest and then machine gun comes in
with a homemade tampon made from the nipples
and he makes a nipple canoe.
And he goes, I'm ready for your period.
And I'm like, Nimmoon.
And then it just, it comes out and then he drinks it as we mix it up.
And even when, I'm even if that relationship is toxic, it's a beautiful toxicity.
I don't know why toxicity has to be an native word.
And Brian Austin Green is there with his partner
from dancing with the stars, apparently,
hearing for the children who now are like,
mommy, I mean, new mommy, daddy, let's drink blood stuff.
Yeah.
And they're like, okay, and they just want to practice
their dances.
It's just it's a ritual of drinking blood.
It's just something we do because we're twit flames.
And so it's like sharing each other's DNA and body parts and just really connecting.
So yeah, every few days I'm just like, you know what, we're fighting and let's cut each other open.
Once a week we do a toenail exchange, which I love because it's more because sometimes that's so it's like it's like rugged
Yeah, I mean it's like raw because you'll scratch yourself and then with your toenails
Yeah, with his toenails and then I'll just chew chew chew them and then I when I spit them out he grabs them in the air
Um, and it's just amazing. It's a tonal ritual. Beautiful soul.
Beautiful. I think she's Angelina Jolie. I think that has always been her idol. She's been waiting
to do the vials of blood and hang men on walls, take lovers and stuff and put them in a crucifix.
like hang men on walls, take lovers and stuff, and put them in a crucifix.
And yeah, you know, it's like, I think that is her,
that's her ultimate idol that's.
Do you think they will get married?
You know they're engaged.
Do you think they'll actually get married?
I think it depends on how much he's worth
and how much she's worth.
I mean, I hate to be so mercenary like that,
but I do think it will come down to like their business
managers being like,
ha ha ha, that's cute about the blood, but bitch, like let's get serious.
Oh, I, I am convinced a lot of couples do the wedding and the PR and everything and don't actually
get married. Oh, that's, I, then I think they will. Yes. Yeah. Because this, this become like a thirst
trap for the ages. It's such an age. Yes. And like they, just when you think like, we hadn't
talked about it in a while she does this interview.
You know, and she says these weird things and that he's like juicy ski cousins focused
about me in a while.
I have to do it.
She was good in that one movie.
Jennifer's body.
Yeah, love that.
That was like so long ago.
That's like before her nose job was I know, but she was still good.
She was a pretty nose job.
She was like job low code.
She was so good.
Oh my God, all of the work sits perfectly. Now this was kind
of interesting. People were discussing and tweeting and then son wrote an article about
it that do corny card action fans thinks Travis is controlling as they see red flags.
What red flags would you see in that guy at all? He's definitely got a sense of that.
He was like just getting conflict grabbing her
and like how insisting that she sit on the laps
and making every decision like what kind of dessert
do we want and Chris says that isn't it's so great,
they're so connected.
To me personally, I do think it's weird,
especially being like a mom,
it feels like it does feel like they're two teenagers.
I don't know, how can you be so into someone
like not that she's ignoring her kids,
but it is bizarre.
And he's always the one who started sticking the tongue down
the throat.
He was the one who would start doing that.
Like they'd be doing their posing
and then he would like jam the tongue in.
So he definitely started that.
Yeah, I think because she did not have
a good relationship with Scott.
But the first, you know, the first episode of Keeping Up, I happened to be there.
And it was a party to celebrate Chris and at the time Bruce's wedding anniversary, it's
like 16 years or something.
And that was the first time I met Scott.
And I joked to her and I'm like, who's this guy who's got his hand up here for China?
Like, she was super touchy with him. So it could be something that in the
newness of relationships, she is super affectionate. So it's like some people are
more pda with every partner and then you beat someone and they're both just
like that. I mean, it'll be interesting to see where they are in like four years.
Did you see that little girl who who actually I think might have been good friends with
Courtney from TikTok?
What's that mean to talk?
Oh, yes.
You know, the singer, Madison Ray.
She was doing the whole tongue business at the, at the, at the, and I was like, oh Courtney,
slow clap for starting a trend bitch.
Like honestly.
Right.
Yeah.
And I feel like there's going to be a lot of trials now too.
I really do.
I feel like this unintended publicity,
I'm like, we're gonna get judged fatigue.
Like, we're gonna be like,
how we have to weigh in on all these things.
Yes.
I do think people are like,
like, the trials, we're gonna get right into it.
Yeah.
And one, these ladies are gonna be prancing around
with fully tattooed.
Right.
Everyone's got some tattooed.
But the whole thing is,
is it kind of controlling?
It's a little 50 shades of grayish, the way they talk.
And I think it's like, yeah, it's super sexual,
but I think she likes it too.
I think she loves a guy being that inter,
because for so long, she was with Scott for a long time.
And she even said, we've been broken up for seven years,
but I don't think she's ever had this kind of attention.
So I think she likes an alpha male,
and he has to do that because what else is he really offering
else, you know what I mean?
He's really got to come through with like a strong dominant,
like alpha male thing because otherwise you're just kind of like,
I mean, he's, I don't dislike his tattoos.
I just don't think he's that cute,
actually, you know what I mean?
But I mean, I, you know, it's like Lord Disick,
obviously he grew on everyone with his abuse of self.
He was like breaking, didn't he break the shower door?
Oh yeah.
And then he went and they get into the hot tub.
And he was constantly like alphaying into such scenarios
that were kind of like scary.
So I think she was just kind of like,
she was the oldest kid.
And I think she might like, you know,
want a strong dominant scenario.
And not for long, because, you know,
ultimately no one really wants that.
But it is, there's something hot about it.
Like even like Pete Davidson running
my girl's a lawyer, Kim love that, my girl.
You're my girl.
Yeah, you know, like it's a little bit like,
there is that weird like possessive and it's like okay
Controlling to Pete Davidson. Yeah, that's why they say big to energy
That's what it is because he comes in and he did it to K back in sale
He did it to Ariana Grande. No, he's doing it to Kim. It's like but eventually it that it will run its course
But he that's what he does he comes in and he's like not afraid and he has like all this like overconfidence
If you ask me right yeah, they they end up like getting off on it for a bit right
uh... okay speaking of this trial so
the latest of johnny depth and uh...
amber herd
is
uh... editor so we talked about paul bed
who is the actor mirage that any
betney i'm sorry i don't even know a thing because i don't want any he's like a marvel guy right i don't know anyway
at one time they were friends are not friends anymore
and so that so key he was brought up
you're not friends anymore well he said the paul guy said we have it we don't
really talk anymore oh so i think he kind of was like god i just want to
stay out of this thing yeah i want to say but they did like go to the island together and
what with this actress wife Jennifer Connelly and went with her eighteen year old
son and at one point amber was so mean to the eighteen year old son that he
like cried it was like an argument started he was like my god then they had this
woman come doctor curry who um
uh... you spent twelve hours with Amber evaluating her as psychiatrist.
And she said, she's histrionic, which is something we don't hear a lot about,
but I'm telling you more people are this than you think.
And it's like, it's like this weird, it's different than person.
She has personality disorder.
And histrionic is like kind of like you think of yourself as like a bigger person
More important that you are. I just remember a perfect example of it
What I heard about it was like when someone would refer to their doctor by their first name
Like I'm seeing Jan today and you're like Jan who yeah, I've got to get a pap smeary. I mean you're like you mean
Doctor Jones
Like yeah doctor, you're like, you mean Dr. Jones? Like, yeah, Dr. you know, Jan, we're buddies.
Like, just like things like that.
Like, it's like a weird, that's what that means.
History, I thought that meant chaotic.
Let me see if I have, if I have anything of the description
of it in here.
I mean, I was reading the evaluation.
I mean, I get that thing where I'm like, am I all these things?
Oh, here it said, okay, Dr. Curry said in court, too, there's information that supported
intercollusion, the evaluation that heard it from multiple, okay, wait.
Yeah, I mean, okay, basically, I'm just going to go through it.
So she's, you know, look, she's just, she's got psychological problems that make her
an asshole.
Right. I mean, like sometimes I'm like, what's diagnosed and what's just like you're not a great person.
So she makes up stuff, she also gets obsessed with whoever she's involved with.
So that's where she made her apartment, billhimi, and she dressed billhimi,
and she dresses like him, like she's obsessed with looking at him in court.
She dresses like him in court.
It's very, very bizarre, Johnny I mean. And, um, okay, so the one of the juicies thing that came out that I forgot
to talk about last week is that her attorney said that she used this melani concealer to
cover up her bruises and she always had it and everything. Well, the company came out
or someone for the company came out and said that particular concealer
that was brought up in court wasn't even invented
until a year after the supposed,
the post-and-domestic use that happened.
And she said she carried it around in her purse
and that she would mix two shades.
So at first I was just like, well whatever,
I'm sure she just was like, I carried concealer.
And then this is just an example.
But the lawyer said she mixed two specific shades
that didn't exist at the time.
So that's what it was.
That's what it was.
So there's.
And then you gotta keep it more generic.
You're going to in on the details here.
So I'm sure that might come up later like at the conclusion.
Now that the other side has that information. Meanwhile, this other guy just testified it today and this was this
was a taped deposition from like January, but he was this cute guy who worked
at the building that they all lived out were one of the domestic violence
claims happened. And the attorney for Amber Heard is asking him while he does this
deposition in his car. If it looks like a video you post on Instagram. I know
that but it was like, you know, and he's like, she's asking him all these makeup
questions. You know what kind of makeup she is? You know what kind of shade of
makeup she is? And he's like, I mean, I just kind of look at people in the eyes.
I don't know. Like like I don't want to,
like be critical, like if what eyebrow is off
or eyelashes uneven, like, oh my god.
And then he goes, I'm so tired of this case,
like get away from like, like, and I'm like,
oh my god, everyone is feeling like this,
like this case is just like making my head.
What a wonderful catch though,
that he's not so,
he's not so critical that he's like,
well, she has one wonky eye, but it's fine.
Yeah, he's like, I don't want to say like, oh my god.
And then like Johnny's like laughing in it.
And I mean, and then the biggest thing that made her weird, which is a psychological weird thing, is people who want people to see their shit.
And as you know, they got in a bad fight and shit on the bed.
Is that part of the diagnosis? Is that she has this thing she wants people to see her shit?
Well, the whole shitting thing,
and people that wouldn't flush toilets and stuff,
that's some other weird thing that I have not studied.
Like Bethany's guy went around and shit and all the...
Right, and don't flush it.
And like, yeah.
And then, yes, oh, Bethany's ex, yeah, Bethany Frankl.
So she shit in the bed, She tried to say it was a little Yorkie
but
According to everything everyone knows a human shit. We all do. Yeah, I found one of my backyard
I go in my garden. Take a shit back here. That's this human shit. That's not from an animal. I swear
It's not even shit. It's actually a little Yorkie
I think I think I think I was part of the reason they didn't think it could be a Yorkish
shit is not only the size of the Yorky, but also it was like a high bed in the
Yorkies couldn't get on the bed. Yeah, there's a million. So I actually had a dog
shit in the bed right next to me as I slept. Jill Zaryn's ginger couldn't get
off. I couldn't get off the bed and I was sharing a bed with her one trip in Miami and the little dog and I was like
Jill and like I was like Heather. Here's your room
Ginger's you're gonna share with ginger and the
We're sharing a bed and she was the queen us and I guess you know ginger was old and she was blind and she was mad at Johnny Depp and
And I guess you know ginger was old and she was blind and she was mad at Johnny Depp and she
Like look at my shit. Well ginger. He's had a history of history on it Yeah, yeah, it was a little history on it. Yeah, she yeah, and so anyway
Western peace ginger, but she but so the shit in the bed happened
And the people are like I saw a really funny thing
But I couldn't post it because I didn't know
it didn't have credit on it.
But it was, have you heard of Alph on a shelf?
Well, how that amber heard on a turn.
And it was her on a serve.
It was her sitting on a giant turn.
It just needs to be all different ones,
but we should get a calendar.
Now, do they ever show a picture of the poo?
Yes, yes.
You guys seen it.
And it was like smeared, like a little bit smeared.
So like had he,
and she put the cover over the bed.
So how do you crawl into bed?
He might have seen it,
but like security or something had seen it and saw it
and all of that.
But we still haven't heard from her on the stand.
So obviously her stories are gonna be her stories
and they're not gonna be good.
It's gonna be a matter of do you believe her stories or not?
I don't think she's very likable in general.
And I mean, I blame them both and don't care.
But I really do think that,
because as embarrassing as this is for Johnny Depp
and like, you know, like his outfits and everything
and like his face and his ponytail and stuff,
but I think Johnny Depp came out of that.
The general consensus of people who don't really do
their research is that he had beat her up.
You know, she had these bruises
which they have said are fake.
We don't know if they are.
I don't necessarily believe in her fake.
Well, people think she used that makeup
to make the bruises.
Oh, to make the bruises.
Yeah.
I think that they were violent towards each other.
So I'm not necessarily, but I know he's going through all this
because he's like, I'm now branded a wife-beater
I have a grown children. I never did that to anyone. Right. You know, they were just a bad toxic, you know drunk and
So I but I do think why the time she gets up there. I think she has a sinister vibe
Her energy just is sinister to me and I don't know that she's very likable, but
If she is I guess then they all I don't know what we're doing likeable, but if she is, I guess, then they all...
I don't know what we're doing here. Are we trying to get money?
Yes, she's suing. He's suing for 50...
No.
Oh, he's suing for 50 million and she's counter-suing for 100 million.
There was a time when he had so much money, like more money than God,
so he's like run through his money if you're going for 50 million.
Yeah, I mean, his movie's been $10 million million so it's like he was part of a 10 billion dollar industry that then they fired him two days after
The article came out that she wrote yeah, he left and so
Which better I do he's obsessed with pirates, so I can't say she was
But there were texts there were texts that he sent one that I thought was
Kind of not great is that she's like i'm at a coffee meeting
and he's like what
you know
uh... what called what no no it goes right here at no meetings
what kind of genre of a meeting is this
no movies
get home to me now
i don't know that's not from a monty parace on movie. He said like others. He was joking.
He said when he said to Paul Bettany, I hope I find her rotting corpse in the trunk of a
sneeze on Central. Yeah. Oh Honda corn. I got those mixed up. Yeah. And then he also said
like they have him reading his his tweets, you know. And he was like with my voice too. And he goes, is this a slippery whore that I go into my gizz too?
Staying there.
Like you just like, sitting like, yeah, he just reads them.
Oh my god.
I could even know how to work Twitter and then he'd say,
is this slippery whore that I donated?
What are your thoughts, Julie?
Tell me.
I've thought of all of this.
I do.
I, I love Johnny Duh.
So I do have to say that.
I'll put that out there.
However, I was very disappointed when it, you know.
But I understand they're both drunk.
They're doing drugs for sure, and they're beating each other up,
and they're going insane.
He left his wife for her.
He has no one else to blame but himself.
And I do.
She's a lesbian, quote unquote.
She's whatever she is, she's whoever she is for whoever is going to blame but himself. She's a lesbian. Quotin, quote, unquote. She's not, she's whatever she is,
but she's a, she's whoever she is for whoever is going to give her money.
She's an opportunist is what she is and she's insane.
She did on him with Elon Musk.
Yeah, I mean, she was going up the ladder and who's the other one that they,
James Franco.
There was some rumors, there was James Franco.
She's good.
And then sitting in the thing, now she's got some gross girlfriend and that woman's gross
and there's the whole thing.
They're both just have become the height of their own toxic grotesqueness and they should
not be around each other.
They should run away from each other as fast as they can so they can go heal the best that
they can.
I mean, I don't know that she can ever heal because she seems like she's truly like the devil. But he, and I don't know what he was like with that French wife,
but they seem fine. He was with that French wife and they have those kids and nobody ever
complained about getting beaten. Well, over and over has said it. That's what is also like
it was not the case. I think to come in and ruin the pirates franchise. I mean, just
like you did, and I'm not saying that he wasn't going in whatever gross path he's going into
But he seemed to be a working
alcoholic and drug addict with his French wife and kid and doing pretty good doing just fine and doing fine
And then she comes along and she triggers whatever whatever whatever we don't know, but she's clearly
The other argument is you know what's
his drinking and drug use to a level that he would have lost the stuff anyway this
will be for defense he would have lost the stuff anyway because no studio wanted
to ensure him anymore but he was doing all that I remember reading this vanity
fair article it was so good about he had one day off in this guy meets a
metahotel and he interviewed him 20 years before and they went on this crazy night. I mean the guy throws up through the night, he can barely make it.
He's like, he's drinking so much junk and drugs and he's like, please just give me an hour and he's like,
nope, and they just drug and drink the whole night through and then he's like, there's your article buddy,
bye. And the poor guy's like, I had to go to re, you know, he's like, need to go detox, but he was doing all of that. We had a mega pint of red wine.
For the guy goes, did you, for yourself a mega pint of red wine, that's like
gone viral that he said that. What is a, so he, or we're drinking out of
pint glasses? Red wine. I don't know. Yeah.
One, the main time one lady was one. There is the one video where she's filming
him like, and it was like right after his mother died,
they're just like kind of arguing,
and he pours himself this glass of,
like he puts, like the phone is there,
and he puts a glass there,
and he fills it to like the brim.
And she's like, oh, we're doing that now,
you know, like she's kind of like,
egging him all into like,
they'll hold all the recordings of like,
these fights and stuff, like,
that make them both not look great.
But.
Right, and they're both egging each other on.
Yeah.
What are we, and like, are we in DC here?
So are we like getting, is it Omurice?
Like everybody's, the level they're recording each other.
It's so like that is awful.
In the meantime, he found the time.
Yes.
To paint himself.
He, he's also a painter.
Oh, he is a painter.
Yes, you can go on YouTube and see that he's and he's pretty good.
And he paints. He's as good as as our former president. George Bush.
I wish he was his painter. Yes, that's right. I didn't know that. Yes, that's right.
He was watercolors, I think. A lot of people get into painting later in life.
Rosu O'Donnell. Right. Howard Stern. Right. He, Howard Stern is really good.
I had a fantasy that your listener who got all the scoop was the one who drew the courtroom
drawing.
Steve Mango?
Yes, Steve Mango, the looks.
Well, you should go on YouTube and see, I don't want to hear him talk.
I normally want to hear him talk in pirates and also with Angelina Jolie and the tourist
and also whatever i would angelina jolie in the torus and also whatever other movies but hearing him it's too upsetting because he's such
uh... just a pretentious do you but he goes on he paints
these things and is doing like an nft line
uh... and it's just like that was already on the
uh...
now do you know what's your prediction
what is your prediction
i mean i don't know how suing encounter suing works i'm not to all done one thing they'll either say
this person's awarded this much or this one or they both win
no
okay so you can't go okay you get your fifty and you get your hundred now
now well yeah but that's still good no that's what i want to happen is
just a hung jury maybe no it's that it's that he anything. It's like he's suing, so if he gets awarded his money
then she gets nothing or she gets something.
I definitely don't think she's gonna get anything
because it's his career that was destroyed
and she was going and doing what?
I mean like magic mic too.
Okay, bitch.
Yeah, okay, bitch, you know, just please.
Yeah, can you, but do people believe that she was abused?
That's what comes down to.
And so then, you know, she had a right to write that article.
Well, I thought it was made like she said she gave it to charity.
She didn't, yeah, she didn't do that.
Okay, so that was for hours too at the children's hospital.
Yeah, so he already had given her some money.
Yeah, so I definitely don't think she's gonna
Went maybe they just both won't I don't think either is getting anything neither is getting anything
But he his career will pick up he will do some like killer like movie or Netflix series or something really cool and
He'll like be winning awards in the next three years. Or I'll go on dancing with the criminals, Julie's favorite.
She coined dancing with the criminals.
So, I mean, if you do a small criminal act
or try and steal people's identities,
you will get on dancing with the stars.
Well, have they announced that Anna Delphi
and Twinter Swindler are going to be dancing?
Yeah, but they will be.
You just watch.
You just watch.
Oh my god. You just watch. You just watch. Oh my god.
You just watch.
You're waiting for Jesse Smallat.
She thinks he's going.
Oh, he's definitely going on.
Jesse Smallat will be next.
And he'll be, he'll do same sex partner.
That'll be good.
And he'll be like, don't drink me.
I'm gay.
And then he'll be like totally.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
I don't think he is, I don't think he's liked enough and I don't think he was big enough.
I don't think so.
As opposed to Carol, what are her questions?
Basket?
Basket?
Yeah.
I mean, like the level that they've had.
What is in Bogdanova?
Not Bogdanova, but.
Oh yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, the Chicago guy who got the Chicago guy who got
who stole all the money.
Just the touch on the criminals on the earth.
No.
And then Rudy Giuliani was just on the mass singer
crudey julie ony was on the mass singer okay
i i i'm
i think i think you'll have his his career i think we'll come back i mean marlin brand
i was sitting there with a mouthful of chestnuts reading off q cards and like hi as a
kind of chanconry slap plenty of women and it was fine for the world nobody cares and
he what's going on here is not like they were in a mutually violent terrible
awful relationship i don't believe that he's a
i don't think that he's a man who'd to go around does that to women i think that
she brought that out in him and they did it to each other do you think he will be
the poster child
for men in their mid fifties, not to marry girls who are bisexual in their late twenties.
No one should.
No one should.
Every woman feels whether you'd minute or not, deep down, it's just like,
sorry, just deserts, bitch.
Shouldn't have gotten with the girl that was a lesbian.
That was already annoying.
And then it was like she was so much younger and it was just cringe-yroll.
Like just get with Angelina Jolie then.
And yeah, crucify each other and stuff.
Do that kind of stuff.
Get with anything you have to make in box.
Okay, Britney Spears.
You're always our updater on Britney Spears.
The latest with Britney Spears is that,
you know, she was announced she was pregnant.
She continued to do her fashion shows
in her gene shorts and her crop tops.
Then she posted, by the way,
all those videos were done before I was pregnant.
Then she wanted to tell us that
because she was like on a drinker, drinking or like,
why does that matter?
Because her stomach's still really flat.
And she said she was pregnant.
But I mean, your stomach stays flat for like three months, right?
Okay.
But she might be past her first trimester.
Okay.
That's what she wanna believe.
Okay, so then she does this little baby
like dressed up and she's like,
I'm gonna take a social media break.
But then she, and I don't have it here, oh no I do.
But then she said, I can't resist,
I have to do this fashion show.
And she put on her brown sensible pumps
and she danced around in this outfit
and all these like matronly type of outfits.
Are these the pumps you wore when she did
the lawyer sketch you showed us?
She wears them all the time.
They're her favorites. And there have been other, you know, I, I, Chris
Vendola said he believed he saw a pet poo in the back of one of the videos. I post a
little clip of us talking about it. Her assistant wrote, that's not a poo that was a leaf. And
I took the video. No, and I said, well, I said well then you clear out the video.
So anyway there was another photo I don't have it where people pointed out what looked
to be like another pet poo.
Whitney if you're watching this I love you and I believe you're pregnant.
Okay I'm dressed saying then she goes sorry I know I went on a big social media break, but I had to show you these outfits so that she modeled in all these dresses.
And what is going on?
Did she do one of her famous sketches?
Like her hilarious bridesmaids reenactment or the lawyer one?
Nothing.
Nothing in these matronly business sensible.
Yeah, but from the 20s.
Still looking Victorian.
And she did still looking turn of the century.
I don't know what it is about her but every time she posts something
Then the only photo that she posted like pregnancy-wise is she did photo post a an old photo of her when she's pregnant with one of her other kids
So you're feeling she's taking a break because she's desperately trying to like inseminate
Turkey-based anything to get pregnant. I
Look I'm terrified of the Britney stance, okay?
New Britney.
But I am feeling compelled to put this at the end of the show so you can cut it out if
you have to.
I want to be wrong.
I don't believe that she is currently pregnant. It does not make sense to me.
I think that maybe she jumped the gun,
made the announcement.
I think she wants it so badly,
and now it's like, now what do we do?
So let's take a break from social media.
Let's, I don't know.
Like where's the ultrasound?
Where's the, you know, if you're showing us all this,
where's that? Yeah.'s the, you know, if you're showing us all this, where's that?
Yeah.
And maybe she told too early.
And then I mean, that's why people don't tell that early.
Exactly.
Maybe that was it.
Yeah.
Maybe it never was.
Maybe it was wrong.
Maybe it was a week late.
And I just think like maybe she'll come back in like a month
and then just nobody will question her about it
because they're just gonna be like,
so happy you're back girl, we still love you.
Or she'll come back pregnant,
but she'll just be, the timeline will be off.
Like, wasn't that what happened with what's her name?
Oh, Baldwin?
Okay, Drew, Baldwin.
Yeah, didn't Hilaria, wasn't her whole timeline off?
As well as something.
Oh, no, her whole thing, I thought was that
that she just didn't have an accent.
No, no, no, she also had her pregnancy. I thought that she just didn't have an accent. I was not.
No, no, she also had...
She also had people also questioned different pregnancies,
but she did have a baby via surrogate.
Because then she's doing body posts
and then later it's like,
you didn't even have the baby.
Right.
Yeah, she has like two babies that are like
less than nine months apart because she lost one
then went forward with a surrogate, then got pregnant right after. less than nine months apart because she lost one,
then went forward with a surrogate, then got pregnant right after,
so that she had the one in her stomach come out,
and then the one that was cooking in someone else.
So that's why, but now she's pregnant with the seventh.
Oh, suppose the day.
So could Brittany have a surrogate pregnant?
This is crazy.
Because that could be something she's trying to do too.
I mean, if that is the case, I just don't know why she would talk about my body and the water
and my little, this is my little baby and I don't know.
How long do you think predict this break will be one month?
Is that what she said?
Well, it wasn't one month.
It was like 30 hours.
So I don't know.
Before she came back, we'll see.
We'll see.
I like it.
Exactly. Newsy. She wants to be a mom again and carry a baby. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. I like it.
Exactly.
Newsy.
She wants to be a mom again and carry a baby.
I hope it happens.
But there's another book.
Yeah.
Oh, yep.
It's also like the dressers are in the back.
I guess they weren't tight.
She's holding it.
She's just like, what about this one?
And then note.
And then you know what I mean?
Like you do when you try to do something.
I guess real house is a Beverly Hills is coming this week. Oh, it's coming on this week.
Yes. Okay. Oh, Eric did you walk out over the trailer or what? I cannot say anything but I've seen
the episode. Heather. Oh my god. Does it do? It makes up for the boring real house as of O.C.
And any disappointment you felt in the franchise with New York or even a little bit of New
Jersey, I think we're going to be make.
It's going to be made up for it.
Do they go right into like, do they do the thing where they show you the drama and then
they go nine months earlier?
They show a little drama and they go three days earlier.
And I want to get in trouble.
I like getting a screener, so I'm not going to say, but it's worth it. And I also want to say, um,
I was on the right side of history when in my opinion, and I still am about the about
to read when there was when would read was robbed. People questioned it. And I said, I believe it.
I totally believe it.
And I think that's gonna be a big storyline.
And I think I was on the right side of history.
People call, questioned that robbery?
Yes.
Well, I wanted to know, did you,
I thought you got invited to Kathy Hilton's
one of her Christmas parties.
I did many years ago, she never invited me again.
We're kind of like obsessed with Kathy Hilton right now even though she's probably gonna be dragged
to Hollywood. She's gonna get dragged to hell yeah. We're gonna try to...
We don't know the details but we're gonna try to stand by Kath right now we're really in a
Paris and Cathol. I literally was like Heather went to Kathy's Christmas party. So long ago though
like wait really long i don't
she didn't have one this year so she didn't know good i don't feel better
uh...
yeah we're gonna see we didn't see kathy you don't see i mean we'll see what
happens but anyway uh...
what we're gonna say about our car anything
oh just
air i catchy said you know i i don't want to run the show just watch the show
let's like to but it's good. Well, the trailer shows were saying,
I only care about myself.
No, that could be out of context
with our good, good friend, Erica.
No, I think that's her attitude still.
Okay.
So this is a guy, George Eos says,
and he and Bravo Holleck's actually posted this
and he talked about it.
But this is Louie.
How do you feel about Louis Teresa's fiance?
They pulled up photos from Turks and Kicos
where he took the same photo with different women,
including Teresa every year at this resort.
But it does look like kind of the spot where you take the photo.
Yeah, it's a different pool each time.
Wait, no, it wasn't.
What 2016 was, but the other ones are all the same.
Oh, it's all the same. The other ones are all the same. Oh, it's all the same.
The other ones are all the same.
Maybe as a condo there.
Or something.
Like at that time.
No, it's like a resort.
Who cares?
I mean, that's going to happen.
Whatever.
We're going to watch that we didn't watch Jersey.
We are going to watch reunion because we live in
standard reunion.
Now, did you was it good?
The reunion hasn't come out yet. It's coming out next week. and stan a reunion now did you was a good the reunion uh...
the reunion hasn't come out yet
it's coming out next week but episode just ended last night
and uh... the whole thing was marr you know margarine asked questions about
louie and three so it was like don't try to but
break my love bubble like you know what you did in the past doesn't matter
about the future you know
and he basically comes cleaning goes look i brought i got divorced with thirty five and he goes i
had some thirsty toxic x's
and i had these bad relationships
but i love your sister he says to um...
joe gorgas
and i want to ask a marimian next week or whatever we go to europe
and you know and mar then Margaret's like, you know, I don't you know
I love you Teresa. I've always supported you. I'm just asking questions
Just he should have been honest about it, you know
And I was about what how many X's he had? No honest about when he did that he did this video where he went to like a
Alpha male male like
Christian be a man boot camp kind of a thing and they're
like in Laguna and there's all these guys behind them and they're sweating, you know.
Oh my god.
And he's talking to his fiancee or who he wants to be his fiancee, some girlfriend from
the past.
That girlfriend obviously had the video.
It wasn't a good breakup.
So I came famous, gave it to Bravo and Cocktail. Bravo and Cocktail shared it.
And it got out there while they were filming. So while they were filming Margaret's like,
are we not going to talk about this video that we all saw? We all fall the same people.
And so he basically is like, I love you. I want to make our family better. I want to
get married to you. I want to blend her family better. I want to get married to you. I want
a blender for anyway. They end up getting divorced, but at one point, I'm not divorced.
They end up breaking up. But at one point, he brings up the video and he says, I was breaking
up with her in that video. So then Margaret's like, why didn't he lie on camera and it's
like, whatever, you know, I mean in some ways
In some I look it'll be interesting to see where they are in a few years, but in some ways I was like I
Had a little bit of a little bit of sympathy for him who he's allowed to date people after his divorce I mean dated people alone. Yeah, you dated but but the claims from the other women are like, you know, physical abuse and some, you know, not good things.
Then he goes, well, one of my girls that I was engaged to whatever, but your dive to her ex-husband allegedly, you know, says that.
So it's like they're both kind of like, it just doesn't look good.
He went to a retreat for alpha males in Christian retreat.
I don't care how many women he fucking got with.
That's the problem.
Yeah, he could have fucking fucked every woman on the face of the planet and
have married 14 of them. He went to a
Retreat for alpha Christian males. You should I can't well, we don't know for sure because we're not watching
And I don't know I can't describe his alpha Christian, but I have his treat. God, I've got it. Of course, we're happy for treat.
We love you, and she seems happy in the kids' lives.
So she gets annoyed at the end, and he goes,
let's go and go to our 50,000 square foot house,
which I'm like, there's no way that houses
to 50,000 square feet, but whatever.
He goes, let's go to our 50,000 square feet.
You don't have to work.
You don't have to be part of this.
I don't have to be part of this.
And this is not a beautiful thing.
And so then it's like, ooh, is this the red flag,
the little bit of like your mind controlling and then you know, like all that kind of stuff.
Well, the reunion looks pretty juicy, like they're going to be all fighting and you know,
we would never get to see his personality though. We never really got to see his personality.
We never like chuckled or got to know him. On Grail's Trip, all they're doing is kissing and
holding each other's faces and kissing.
And all they love, love, love.
All they show is just kind of him being there with her
and being sweet when they're alone, like off to the corner.
And then he has fun with the guys a little bit,
but we never really get to see like,
is he a great guy?
I don't know, like, they didn't show,
I'm sure there's a footage of him being like pretty enjoyable
but we don't really get to see it. But it's kind of good when the guy
just bugs off. You know, stay out of women's business. Yeah.
Then the words of Neenie. Yeah. Peter, Peter, I mean, not
your Peter, but the other Peter, stay out of the women's
business.
Peter, do you do you remember, um, oh my god, what was her name? Um,
she was on, um, Montulayums all the time.
That like predictor lady.
This psychic psychic still be a brown.
Yes.
I love this still be a brown on Montaulayums.
Soul just skip history.
I found a tick-tock of a girl who found one of her old books at like a thrift store.
And let me zoom in.
This is one of her books from 20 years ago. She did? Yes.
In around in around 2020, a severe pneumonia like illness will spread throughout the globe,
attacking the lungs and bronchial tubes and resisting all-known treatments. Then she says, then it'll be over before you know it,
which that was the exact true.
I don't know if I should read that.
But then it'll come back in 10 years.
Oh, great.
But she was wrong about so many other things.
Like, oh my god, there's videos of her getting it wrong
so many times.
So many times.
So I would be like on the, someone would be, would say, I left, I lost by, you know,
my lover, my husband, whatever, in 9-11.
And then she'd be like, or she, no, this is it.
She was like, I know how you lost your love.
He was drowning, he was drowning or whatever.
And it was like, no, he was a firefighter who was crushed in the buildings in 9-11 in New York.
And so it was like, how could he have been drowning?
And then she was like, well, when they sprayed water to,
you know, maybe it's a light drowning
because you lose your oxygen.
That's what she should have said.
I don't know, but if I'm right.
She's been wrong about a lot of things
and about there was one that she's like,
someone said my child is missing in this and that and she's like
You know he's dead in this or you know found out the child wasn't dead like yours later the child was found and
So she was reading about a lot of stuff the psychic in person like that thing of like the guy on that kid
Tyler Henry yeah, like I saw netflix now, but no one's talking about it. I think that stuff is harder than this she got to sit down
Read through the cards look at her crystal ball and do whatever they do and I think the book
I would be interested in seeing the book now yeah like and also what did she take from no Stardomus because they all take from that too
You know that the main one because none of I don't really believe in a lot of those in person like what's the New Jersey lady
Even though we love that show long Island medium. Yeah, that was great. Oh this TikTok is by strange
Strange strange strange just things with a Z1 one. Yeah, and anyway, so yeah
Yeah, and then I guess they've said that this is toast this post was originally taken down
So I should put it back up.
And Montel loved her too.
Oh, is your name Nancy?
I thought you were going to do these long nails
and she's like, smoke, she can tell she changed things.
Yeah, well, yeah.
And that must have been what we're all doing.
And she'd be really like, like,
like, ask me anything, she'd just like,
just ask me something, like, ask me about your life,
like, about like, your future or something
and what you should do.
I'm scared I'm never gonna have any children.
You're not.
You're not, but that's okay.
That's okay because you're gonna, in about a year and a half,
you're gonna find a career really supposed to have.
Oh really?
And you're gonna meet a man and he's gonna have a child.
So you're gonna be a mother,
but if you're not gonna have your own.
Okay, what if I, oh.
Yes?
Hi.
I just can't. She was blunt like you're like oh okay
yeah I just can't seem to lose the weight. Well you're allergic to dairy. That's what it is
Montel. There's a lot of people what people don't know is that there's a lot of people that have
all the calories go into one spot. Remove the dairy and remove the dairy and start eating watermelon.
spot. Remove the dairy and remove the dairy and start eating watermelon. She's so much. We got to find some of those clips. Do you have another question? I've got
a feeling this just asking. I can't seem to get a job. I don't know what the problem is.
Am I ever going to work again? Is the problem on tell with everybody. You need to get into computers. Okay. So we need to get...
I have a computer's ready to explain the next big thing.
Okay.
My aunt has been missing.
My mom has not talked to her sister.
She went missing sometime, like in the early Auts.
We don't know.
Drugs.
Oh.
Wow.
She didn't want anyone to know.
But she was addicted to,
ah, Montel, this is so hard.
It was a mixture of different types.
She didn't mean to die, but she did.
Oh, she's dead.
She's not just, no.
She's got.
She's got.
These things check out though.
Yeah, they sound good.
I mean, you can actually do this.
And it probably nine times, like five five times, all the ones I've seen on YouTube are the ones
like debunking all the time. She was wrong about stuff, but like, I loved, I was obsessed
with it and how she'd eat her nail and everything. We need to see the ones where she's right.
Yeah. Yeah. Clearly. Girls. Oh, God. I'm so sorry to hear about my aint. I mean, I think it was she loved I know she loved to pay
a kill. Speaking of our, speaking of our predictions today,
we're going to end on the predictions. Okay. Sorry to say it. I don't
think Britney's pregnant. Second of all, I think Black China is
going to get nothing. And then the Kardashians will get, she'll
owe the Kardashians like 600,000 for legal fees.
And Johnny Depp and Amber each gets nothing.
Go, what do you think?
Okay, one, I will be glad if Bernie's not pregnant.
And I say that with love.
I'll be like a little relieved.
I think she needs a little more time.
Okay.
I think that those lawyers must cost
more than 600,000. Okay. Just from knowing Roy Black. So he makes probably 600,000 a day.
So I'm going to say if she does lose, I mean, unfortunately, she's to her own lawyers too.
I think. No, she doesn't. Oh, she doesn't. No, because they were suing, hoping to get the money and then take 40%. Okay.
Um, I, I, I, I, I don't,
you're probably right.
I think you're right.
But I hope that they have to pay her
just a couple million.
Okay.
Yes, I believe that Britney Spears is,
I think that she might have gotten pregnant
for a second and then lost it.
And I agree with Brandi. I hope that she gives it gotten pregnant for a second and then lost it and I agree with Brandi
I hope that she gives it a minute because you know and as much as we all want
No car seat cheetos on the thing we want it all you know we need to you know
I think that black china is going to get a couple million just and I think I think
I think the Kardashians are going to have their lawyers create a something where
she's in order to get that money, she's going to have to bug off.
She's going to be able to see her own kid and that's going to be it.
And if she ever tries anything again, I think that the the document they come up with,
that she will sign will just destroy her life.
We'll just see. We'll be able to go lurk on their
shit she i think she's gonna read she's gonna get a couple mill
and you better fucking pay and you and if you don't we're going to destroy you
and you'll never see that kid again
that i bet i bet you that's in there
and then was the other one
oh amber amber and johnny known again anything and jen just johnny
and you can't only we think that he'll get, he'll start getting work?
Because I definitely, as tragic as a lot of this was,
I did, I feel rehab his image.
But I don't, and I think her career will be over.
Yes, and we can only hope.
Yeah, she will not be getting parts in anything.
Thank God.
She's gonna try and do some stunts.
She'll definitely try and do some stunts.
You know what I mean?
Like, you mean, there are traps? Yeah, like, she'll do some stunts. Like, she try and do some stunts. You know what I mean? You mean, there are straps? Yeah, like she'll do some stunts. Like she's
like, good got with some dumb ass lesbian who's working with her. Yeah. And that
idiot. And so they're gonna now she's gonna, she's gonna. Yeah, she'll go get into
some like non-binary thruffle with like, yeah, it'll be all bullshit. It'll be
all her stunting to get whatever she's trying to get. But I do think it's gonna
be hard when she takes the stand and trying to discredit someone
who's talking about physical abuse
and that's gonna be a hard thing to see.
But we'll see, it hasn't happened yet.
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