Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Sex and The City, Vanderpump Theories with Ross Matthew

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Natalie Portman’s husband alleged an affair with a 25-year-old. I quickly go through all the likely and unlikely Vanderpump final reunion bombshells. Then Ross Matthew joins me in the studio to discuss the greatest news in Sex and The City, And Just Like That history. Kim Cattrall is returning! Britney Spears' sons are moving with KFed to Hawaii and according to Ross, the wedding was real because Drew Barrymore attended. Do beauty pageants make you strange? And why is Lizzo getting hate from both sides? Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts I am on tour! Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Ross on Instagram @helloross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life hard can Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Hello. Welcome to Juicy Scoop. Of a great show for you, as always, I interviewed the famous Ross Matthews and we had so much fun talking about sex in the city,

Kim Contrals return, and so much other juicy stuff. But I wanted to just update you on the hot things that happened this weekend. Well, Natalie Portman, who's 41 or husband's 45, they met on the set of Black Swan. Remember that movie where she was a ballerina, and it was kind of a psycho thing. He was the choreographer, and I believe the director as well.

And they've been married for like 10 or 12 years, they have a couple kids. So this French magazine, I guess caught photos, which I've seen, of him going into this building and then this 25 year old climate activist French woman. She's a French climate activist, went in after him. There was all these alleged rumors

that he was having to fare with this 25-year-old woman, people that were on the set in March with Natalie Portman on her latest movie. Allegedly said they knew they were having troubles. It all came out, the photos all came around May 24. These photos where they both went into this building and came out two hours later. But then since May 29th, these photos where they both went into this building and came out two hours later. But then since May 29th, they're hugging and kissing,

so it looks like they're going to make it work. It's just really, you know, it's crazy what people choose to cheat with. Obviously Natalie Portman is absolutely stunning and gorgeous. In my opinion, she's significantly more attractive than this 25 year old woman. But I feel the same way about Ariana, OK?

Also in researching this, there was some rumblings that maybe he had been married when she came on the set of Black Swan. So it's always interesting when these things repeat themselves. And as I say, everything comes back to van her pump rules and what is going on there. Now for those GC scupers that, and there's not a lot of you that are like, Heather, when is this going to stop? I don't know when it's going to stop, but the majority of it should end by tomorrow evening.

When we finally see the final, final reunion, the secret that Alex Baskin, the producer of inter-appropriate rules has said, they've got to see the end of it. Then I saw an actual article with the exact lines he said, which wasn't really as bomb shell as the fans have made it. He basically just was like, I just want everybody to see it before they agreed to sign on. So then all the speculation went.

But one being right now is Tom is on tour, which as much as people hate him, God do they love posting, going to his concerts and showing people with signs and his cheesiness and his pants and the fact that his body is really good. His singing is really bad, his body is really good. So it seems to be that people are attending this and he's got shows lined up for the next few weeks. So they wouldn't be picking up the cameras anyway because they obviously want the show to include him.

So I'm gonna go through all the speculation. Some are my things that I've said, some are things I've read, things are stuff you've thought about. These are all the things that people are saying could be the big shabay, okay? The main thing is, the biggest consensus is it's the timeline. could be the big shobang, okay? The main thing is, the biggest consensus is it's the timeline.

What we know to be true, what has been said on the show, shorts did confirm in the reunion that he knew since August. They had the first one night stand, as they said, back in August, then they were like, never again. That was after Guy's night. And then later on, it picked up again and went on for seven months. So is it gonna come out that it really had been happening

since she was with James? Did it happen even before Tom Sandefall paid for the engagement party? Was it just a make out? Was it a full blown sex? And then they never talked about it or anything for months and months until guys night and then picked up again.

Couple weird things that she said, Raquel, in one was in her confession. She said, once I aged out of pageants, it was a relief to know that my reputation didn't matter anymore. Interesting. So yeah, reputation not great. Once you screw your best friend's man, the other thing she said on the red carpet,

leading up to the premiere of Annerpump, was, you're going to see my flirty friendship with Tom Sandevol play out in the show, which shows this to be a little more calculating how much was this planned out. So here's all the crazy theories, besides just the timeline. Did she have a threesome with Raquel? Did Raquel have a threesome with Tom and Ariana? Did Raquel have a threesome with Tom and Ariana? Did Raquel have a threesome with Tom and Tom?

Did Raquel have a threesome? This would really throw everybody else off with Schwartz and Ariana. Okay, now that one would be crazy. Definitely don't think that's a chance of that happening. But I just threw that one in for fun. Is the show moving to Vegas? And they want everyone to pick up their bags

and babies and move to Vegas so that they can focus on Lisa's Vegas restaurants in the casinos. I don't think that is one. Did Lisa and producers know about the affair before? I don't believe that is, through either only because she has been vehemently denying it in writing

and also had they known known they would have wanted it to be exposed so that they could continue filming. I just believe how it happened with Ariana and Sheena. There's too many people, like I said, there's just too many people to be lying about that now. I did say if it turns out that Ariana did have a one night threesome with Raquel and Tom, if that does come out, I think that would affect the relationships that some of the other cast members have with Ariana

because then that means she wasn't totally truthful to them. However, I really don't think that's true either. Of course, Schwartz knew the whole time, further back than August. Probably that is true. Is everyone going to come back, of course they are, but it might be that Ariana has said and played hardball with the producers if Tom and Raquel come back. I will not be part of it. They're going to want, we're they're going to want Tom for sure.

Raquel, I think, is iffy, but they're going to want Tom, Santa Valkh Tom for sure. Raquel I think is iffy, but they're gonna want Tom, Santa Valkhwörer, he shares a business with shorts. People have also said that they've gone to shorts and sandies and staff has said they're gonna start filming there with us. Is that part of it too, that we're gonna include that restaurant, Vanderpump kids, so you better be okay with the new cast coming from people

that shorts and sandy have hired, that we're going to focus on those people, not the other people that work at Sur, of course, pump is closing. So there you go with all of that, and soon we'll find out, and I cannot wait for that. Also, some GC scoop that I just read about,

there is an Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary. And you know my favorite thing, one of my favorite Hollywood scandals, besides scandival, is that Arnold fathered the child of his live-in-house keeper, okay? And we found out many when the kid was like, I don't know, 15, 13, 15 years old. Now he's 25, he looks so much like Arnold.

He was at the Fubar premiere, which is his new show in Netflix, in which our girl Fortune Femister is a, has a starring role in. A lot of people are really liking it, so check it out. And he came, but apparently, he confirms, or at least his article confirms, that no, his other children that he has with Marish,

Shriver have no relationship with this child. But the way it all got revealed is they were in marriage counseling, Arnold and Maria. And Maria had the counselor ask, is Joseph, the son of our housekeeper, your child, because the resemblance was uneniable and she'd suspected for quite some time. While the woman still worked there,

which I always thought was so, really honestly, the saddest part of it. Like, you have Arnold's baby and you still have to fold the laundry. Are you kidding me? Like you couldn't have maybe worked that out that you don't have to clean anymore. He said he, yes, he knew he had sex with her obviously.

Once he had the baby, she was married, so he probably prayed and assumed and prayed that the child was not his. But once the child came around, on occasional holidays or of child's birth, they are something because he had a son around the same age, the resemblance was uncanny. So he had asked the housekeeper

and she confirmed that he was his. They were gonna keep it a secret until this counseling session in which the counselor said, Maria wants to know is Joseph your son and then he said, yes, he is, and she was devastated. He has said, though, since, he and Maria co-parent the adult kids really great,

but the kids don't have relationship with their half brother. So I thought that was pretty juicy. Taylor Swift was dating this guy for a month that was part of this band called 1975 or something. Anyway, he was just seen performing any lean down and kissed a very cute male security guard once or twice. And anyway, they've since broken up.

Again, girls, you should have sucked it up. It's 2023, I don't see why that's a problem, but I guess she realized whether this was a real relationship or not, once that was out there, she couldn't really continue on dating him. Speaking of our relationships real or not, Kylie, you know, Kylie Cosmetics, Kylie Kardashian has supposedly been dating,

this Timothy Shalma Lot, you know how I'm horrible with names. Anyway, he was a cute kid that screwed a peach, opposite army hammer in the movie, say my name. And he's got all these great movies coming out and he's really like a new hot, major movie star. And allegedly, they were dating. We'd only hear about it. We'd only see her car near him.

There's finally now one fuzzy photo of them walking. I don't even know. It seems odd. I don't know that it's true. Interestingly, the show, the Kardashians, Hulu Show is out. With all the, with all the banner pump stuff, it's really not getting the buzz it would normally get. And there's two really juicy things. I've not watched it yet, but there's two juicy things that come out in the series, which is Chloe being really honest about the fact that she had trouble bonding with her child who was born via surrogate, being that she didn't carry her son. Of course, they waited a year to give the son's name, which is Tata, which I don't think

that marketing ploy worked that well. And then also that Kim struggled so much with how difficult it was to be married to Kanye and being his cleanup person every time he'd say some obnoxious weird thing. This weekend, really disturbing photos of Kanye wearing a polizi on the back of his shirt, that's what it reads. I really don't that's what it reads. I really don't even know what that means. He has shoulder pads, he has his lululemon type of leggings, he has soulless sock shoes on,

and he made his wife where, it almost looks like she's coming out of a black garbage can, and then he put a net over the top of her face. I mean, it's like, were they going to collect bees? I don't know, but a black net all over her face and arms and hands. And she had to go to church like that with him and psalm and psalms little bike.

And then the paparazzi are there and it gets out of his car and he screams at them before he wrapped her up in this weird rubber outfit and put netting over her. And I'm like, okay, our cart Kim and he incoherts to get some press for this show. Because if this is what my ex-husband was doing and subjecting my son to seeing his step mother be wrapped up in some black netting and a rubber dress to go to church. I would be spending all my money on attorneys to really have very little contact with my kids. And that's just me or it has to be just be a meal and it has to be like a therapist

has to be there and a nanny and somebody else and you can have a meal with them a couple nights a week. But like, absolutely, you're not bringing them to this weird church where and whoever is this girl that wife's mother or sister can you how terrified are you right now that you're unless they're literally like getting on the phone and being like I know this is fucking weird but at least Heather McDonald's finally talking us about about a cigarette on juiciscoup. I don't know what the goal is but but Kim was at a soccer game, wearing a big jacket, it has been cold, but it's getting warmer.

And in LA, I'm weirdly cool, June. But she had what appears to be the easy leggings with weird shoes and weird socks. And so I'm like, again, is she wearing his products? I don't think they're in love, but are they supporting each other for press in some weird way? Very strange. But at least, OK, it's working, because we're talking about it.

Kathy Hilton has been confirmed, which I knew before. She has not filmed any of this season, and she's never coming back to real house as a Beverly Hills, and Sutton said she missed her. Kyle posted, what should my tagline be? I came up with a good one and I thought about it for a minute and there were some really good ones on her page but mine was, once I was the littlest sister, now all the women look up to me. I really liked it, we'll see what she uses, there were some other really good ones about, you know, Beverly Hills

and my husband sells Beverly Hills, but I owed it. That's pretty good. I will admit to that. Okay. Shannon Bedore took a photo with David Bedore, her ex-husband, of course, they had a horrible divorce, and he married this woman, Leslie Bedore, and they had a two-year-old.

And each of them have filed on each other and retracted filing divorcing, he and Leslie, about four times each. Well, either right before they took the photo, Shannon took the photo with David or right after, he has now filed again four divorce against Leslie Bedore, his much younger wife. They share the two-year-old that's their child together and now he's asking for full custody and for her to only have visitation. So that's new to these back and forth filings and kind of interesting.

Last of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, the first, wow, the first episode of the reunion was pretty explosive. It's really going to be Teresa and Louie her new husband against everybody, not everybody, but Rachel the new girl who adopted her son, her steps since she adopted him. She said that Louie found the mother who is in prison and got her in touch with bloggers to do interviews.

And she believes Louise responds both for that. And Teresa is like, what? Who would do that? Well, Louise said I got Bo Needle some private investigator to get stuff on all he used. Margaret says in an upcoming episode, my son who's a private person was contacted and threatened. So that's we're're gonna see that. Of course, they're going to deny it, but I'm guessing she has some receipts for that, pretty disturbing.

So it's not looking good for Teresa. I think Teresa, thanks for sure. Melissa and Joe will get kicked off. They fixed their house, which will get a little more character up the front. I don't know, but I would definitely not miss, I'm definitely not going to miss the reunion tonight, which is the second part two of a three-part reunion of New Jersey. All right, you guys, remember to go see me live.

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I belong to television. Yes, hello. Hello. I mean, you are here looking tan and glowing. Well, I came from your house in Palm Springs. We just had a little shindig outside. I know, and then you got to spend a couple more days there because it's been gloomy here.

I know, you know, it's an inspiration. It's your house is so gorgeous, Heather. Oh, thank you. You know it is. Thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate it. I do.

I do. I do. I do. It's stunning. I was so excited. I was getting updates as you were building it, giving like picture. Yes, I said your photo. And it's even better than I ever imagined. It's truly gorge. Thank you. Yeah, I'm so happy for you.

You brought me a beautiful orchid. Thank you. I did. And a buttery shardinake. Yes, you did. The buttery shardinake. It's a better open. I went to dinner once with Heather and she ordered a shardinake and she's like, is it buttery? But is it buttery? Is it buttery? Is it buttery? Is it buttery? What the? Is it buttery? So now I always think about buttery shardinakes. Buttery shardinake. Like it buttery? But is it buttery? Is it buttery? Is it buttery? What the? Is it buttery?

So now I always think about buttery shard names. Buttery shard, like a buttery and cold. Um, you are stopping here in Wilhelm & Hales on your way to Thousand Oaks. We are going to see you tonight. Yeah, oh yeah, you're going to be there in the audience. Yes. Yeah, I'm taking my stand up tour.

I got you, girl, all over the country. It kicked off on Long Island, and now I'm doing Southern California. But let's talk about the ones that are following next week. Where do you have the following weekend? So yeah, so this weekend, Southern California, then I'm in Boston. I should have a dates pulled up, right?

I'm in Boston. I'm in Oklahoma City. I'm in Lexington, Kentucky. I'm in Newark. I'm Chicago, Ontario, Canada. I mean, literally all over the place. I decided just not to be lazy. Yeah. I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Yeah. Where you like each other. And he meant it. Well, OK, so I had Sarah on just yesterday. And I love Sarah Cullonia. And as you know, yes, you were responsible for putting them together. She did her entire happiness.

She owes to me, I have to say. Kind of. Well, Kina, I didn't introduce her to her husband. Oh, no, I own the podcast here too. Oh, you do owe the podcast to me too. I told you to do a podcast. You're welcome. I have really changed the world.

I've left my mark here through you guys. Thank you. Anyway, we were talking about this. As Fortune's pool, I gave her everything that she needed to know about her pool. And I know that's a source part for you because you think you did it but i did it

and now she selling that house i know she is and all i wrote i would you post at the listing like i'm selling house i wrote her a great pool i did that too okay i'm now i'm not going because there was a time that we forget it we're angry because I thought I supported the Fortune's Pool and told her what to do and you think you did. 100%.

I think we both did. And that pool is our baby. Okay, that's fine. Okay. And she's moving on from it. But what, wait, I want to tell you about, so listen, so Sarah was, we were talking about first class and when there was a story about like the husband

was always taking first class And he was paying for it. He was leaving the wife with the kids in the coach And I was like you should take turns if you can't afford all four whatever. Yeah, yeah And then Sarah goes well, there was time when I had a first class seat I got upgraded but unfortunately John didn't and I said no John you take it. Oh, and he goes no, I can't and she goes well, you know He's like a larger guy And I said, no, John, you take it. Oh. And he goes, no, I can't. And she goes, well, you know, he's like a larger guy. And I was like, wow, that is honestly, like the most selfless thing on earth.

It is. And I think about it more than I should, because my husband and I fly a lot together. And like, if someone else is paying for it, I'm like, yeah, great. Put me up. Put me in coach. No, no, put me in coach.

Put me in first, you know? And, but if I'm paying for it, I'm no, put me in coach. Put me in first, you know, and and but if I'm paying for it I'm like put me in coach and then I always think because I have you know status Yeah, I think like what happens if they're like Ross so it so far. It's never happened They say one of you can go up there. I think I would say Wellington you take it. I think I would you would I like to think that I would I think I was you guys are better couples than I am. I depends on the airline. You know, there are airlines I fly simply because of their soda.

I used to fly Delta because they had fresca. Oh, really? Yeah. And America, and they have a Sierra Miss zero now. Oh. And so now I'm like kind of back into them. And I really goes on what zero-calorie soda they have. Okay.

Before you became this fit, Rossopie guy, you were weight fluctuated as a kid. And I wanna get into that later, but as a kid, did you have like a weird favorite soda? Oh, we were poor, so it was like orange or purple. You know what I mean? It was more based on the color. Okay, you know, there was always the weird chasta things that you have. You know, flavors like the black cherry coat. Yeah, like that. Yeah,

vanilla cherry, but purple. Great was my favorite. Well, I have something that I don't even know if you know this dude's yet. Go. I don't know if you could handle it. What is it? Well, Kim Kedral is coming back to and just like that. You should have heard the gay gasp I let out when I read that. Oh my god. Because, yeah. Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming back.

Let's just do duly, Kim Katera. OK, go. Well, you do what I said, darling. I am too old for this. And I have no desire to do and just like that or just let's not. And then I said, you know what? Fuck it, girls. Well, you're ready? The fans want me.

So what I understand her doing is it is just one episode so far. It's probably a one scene like a little like she's on the phone and, oh, I'll be there in five. Yeah. And then click. And it's nothing. It's nothing with any of the three girls. There's no humanly possible way that there's a scene with her, with the three.

It's her alone, I promise you. Yeah. And the negotiations that had to go into this, can you imagine to get her to come back to do the thing? Because she said never. Why do you think that, let's think about it from the Hollywood perspective. Can I show you something? Can I show you something?

Yes, you should. I have the same lawyer as Kim Kertroll. And do you remember that I hinted back in the day before, and just like that, that there had been a third movie written? I told you this and that maybe allegedly I had read the script back in the day. No, I do not remember any of this because I told you this. I was plotting the third script for years and in the third script that nobody ever saw. I heard this.

We had this conversation. That I said, big has to die so that Carrie can be single. I told it to big himself. You did at his christmas party and it did not go over well was this pre when they should know but but pre-scandal but we just like that really but he had to know because in the script allegedly if i had read it for the third movie he died that the scene was very uh... similar

mhm why can't you tell us now because there is never a third movie he died the scene was very similar. Well, why can't you tell us now because there is never gonna be a third movie we already have. Well, I'm telling you that I did, but I feel like I wasn't supposed to know what else was in the movie that is please. Oh, okay.

There definitely wasn't a shady as eight years ago. No, there was not. Okay. There allegedly perhaps maybe. I remember some man that Something about oh god, can I even say this? Yes, it doesn't matter because it's not gonna happen It was a lot of what happened in and just like that was happening in that script as well So big dying of a heart attack allegedly had I read it and was it did it also include

Kim control not being it, because she didn't want it, she was in the script. Oh, and what was she doing in that movie? It was a lot of the same. Okay, but it was like, was she single? Was she, because I was always wondering what she was gonna be up to. So was she like, with anybody, was she a hot step grandma?

Like, what was she doing? Oh God, I don't remember every, I mean, once the big died, that was the big thing. There was a little God, I don't remember every, I mean once the big died, that was the big thing. There was a little bit. I don't wanna get in trouble because I'm still like, I still work with these people. So I don't wanna like, I can't believe that, you know,

you have to tell me one more thing. There's no way Charlotte had a non-binary daughter eight years ago. Not that I remember. No. Oh gosh, there was a lot of scenes about like take, there was a running gag about taking a picture higher, like higher every time that took a picture.

Oh that was very years ago, yeah. It was that kind of stuff, you know what I mean? Like yeah, I could totally sit up being the joke. Yeah, it was like a running gag. Like selfies and posting and oh my God, make my neck go away. Yeah, you know what, it was really good though. I was bummed because of course I'm flaming homosexual, so I wanted a third movie

on the proper gay. So I read the script and I was like, well, this is sad, this is a shame they're not making it. And so when I saw a lot of that woven into it just like that, I was thrilled because it was a good movie, it was a good script. Okay, let's just talk a little bit about sex in a 30-per-minute.

I could talk about it a couple hours okay when the movie when the first and the second movie i have so much to say what ok let's talk about the first i want to hear just your opinion of the first i'll tell you where i was when i saw the first on never i went to the premiere with guy branham Chelsea lately they sent us not the perm it was a premier for you as i go screening but she they but they sent us and then we it wasn't a premier. I was like a screening

but they but they sent us and then we're because we're gonna like recap it or something okay and I do remember like I was very excited and I I liked I liked it really I liked it a lot the first movie is sort of sort of perfect it's sort of perfect I don't believe except for the horribly ugly Louis Vuitton bag that Jennifer Hudson was gifted. Jennifer Hudson was a problem in it, in the movie. I thought she was sort of underutilized and not great. Okay, I'm just gonna say it, okay.

And it made no sense because it was her whole story. Yes, but I understand. You have to remember. What did you come here for? Love. But you have to remember, Jennifer Hudson had just won the Oscar for Dying Girls. It was like great casting in terms of like buzzies,

I got iced tea. But I saw her as the assistant that got the shit done. Like I thought that was fine. It just was exactly what you said. There should have been more to it. Yeah. OK, go on. So perfect.

OK, that movie is perfection, except I do believe that it could have been solved easily if she would have just Remember when big came back right when he left the wedding and then he came out. Oh, Kerry What was I thinking and they're like no, and they shove her in the limo? They could have just been like oh, did you have a momentary oops? See okay, let's go the people are here. Let's do the wedding still You know I forgive you freaked out for a second. Let's go problem-solved movies over so that part I didn't buy But otherwise the movie is perfect. Yeah, let's go to the second, movies over. So that part I didn't buy, but otherwise the movie's perfect.

Let's go to the second movie. Because I have a story to tell you. Please, tell me about the second one. Now, to remind people, the second one is, it starts out with the two guys getting married who are Charlotte's best friend and Jessica Jessica Parker's best friend. Did you say Sarah Cajesta-Cada? That's what I always call her, Sarah, Jessica Parker? So, okay.

Yes. But it really starts when Liza sings single ladies. That's really. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Love Liza singing single ladies. Okay. So, that's when you know the gays are running everything. When they got that greenlit and then

Liza comes out and sings single ladies that thank you. And that was at a great moment. Thank you. Yes. So I was, because the first movie was so perfect, I was so excited to see this. Yes. And like truly beyond. And so I convinced the tonight show to let me cover it, you know, because I would pitch

them things like please. Yes. So they said we're going to fly you to New York to cover. I said, well, I have to see it before the red carpet or it's not gonna make any sense, you know? So somehow, it's all embargoed. They get me into a screening before and I'm so excited. Lights go down. It's so good.

And then like, you know, you remember? Well, I remember the how it started. And then, you know, in New York, and I remember the how it started. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, and then, you know, in New York, and like the music. And it's great. Yes. And then slowly, you realize that it's not good. And that we're stuck in Abu Dhabi forever.

Abu Dhabi do. Abu Dhabi do. When I came to control, I'd be like, hmm, I'm like, it's so hard to say. Oh, please. Put some Abu Dhabi in my punani. Oh yeah, oh, I'm so voice about to slide off this chair. Somebody get some hummus and swipe it on my clit. Yeah, someone rubber, yeah, I'm like pussy.

Ha ha ha ha, what? And then I hated it, what did that do? That's one cheek, cheek. Yeah, and then brand up being like, What? And then I hated it. What did that do? One chic chic. Yeah. And then Miranda being like, ooh, Abadabduh! I'm so geeky.

So I'm like, ooh, I heard dates are a way to treat. Like when does she become like a nerd? It all didn't work. You know what, I left New York. Why was they leave New York? I want to say Miranda's character turned in Sex and city too, where she turned into just a geek. And she was a geek in the first season and just like that. She's not the Miranda that we know. No, she's like nervous and like weird. And she's like, she was such a badass before.

You're not wrong. Yeah. You're not wrong. I think she's like, how do I say this? before. You're not wrong. Yeah. You're not wrong. I think she's like, how do I say this? Like I like she would just lay down the law and now I think she's like sort of a kind of a follower now which she's odd doing. Yeah. But it's not. You're back to the movie. Oh, so then I know I'm going to go to the red carpet and I was getting in the advanced screening and I'm watching it and it's creeping in at it's terrible and I don't know what to do. And you don't you can't convince yourself that it's good. You know when you heart it back. I'm not in that. Not everyone knows, it's not good.

Okay. Everyone knows and we love it still. I watch it, you know, like a normal person. I watch it three, four times a year. Four times a year. On a plane when there's nothing I like. I do, I watch it back. Of course.

And I wish I was on that plane flying to Abu Dhabi. Me too. I was having the cocktail. Thank you. Anyway. So then I have to go to the red carpet and interview everybody and act like excited. So how did you fake it? I also couldn't tell anybody.

So I came home, my friends were all like, what was it like? Tell me everything. I'm like, you'll have to wait. You'll have to see for yourself. Because I thought maybe I can do that day. Can we ever enact? Can I be the girls and you ask the questions?

Oh, yeah. so I was like, First I'm gonna do Kim, she's my easiest, and then I'll do the others which are not as good, but first I'll do Kim. So if I was the first movie, I'd been like, oh my God, it's perfect, I love you so much, you know.

So just do the second one. So then the second one, I had to ask questions or not. Yeah. I couldn't infuse my fandom into the questions because it was so bad. Okay. So I had to be like this.

Was it fun filming it? Oh yes, darling. Who doesn't love going in the middle east with your best girlfriends? But see what a stupid question that is. Yeah. Yeah, and it was a terrible piece that I did. It was just, it was all awful because I just couldn't fake it. Good point. And I'm still not over it.

I'm still traumatized too. You know where I'm really traumatized by? What? When... Like the like Keystone Cop ending where they are wearing the burkas and trying to get their lost passport. Oh, God, I was, I was top out.

I know. And they're running around and then the girls selling the crappy purses or they had their outfits underneath. It couldn't, okay, let's limit it. But I will say that. I really enjoy it and just like that. I really enjoy spending time with my friends.

I get it, that is different. There's new people we're getting to know, but I really enjoy it and I'm just grateful it exists. I am so excited for it to come back I because it'll be a whole new thing that I cover that I will either love or hate watch or but I will never not watch it. I will always watch I like I said even sex and say too I watch all the time. I know if it's on I sit down I stop folding clothes. I even watch it on E where everything's like a million commercials. Yes, and bleeped out, I still watch it.

Why? I guess because I don't know, it's like comforting, it's like a time and it's like annoying and everything about it's amazing. You know what it is? It's hanging out with your best friends. And even when they're going through, like your friends are like in a mood

or going through a divorce, it's still fun to see them. You know what I mean? That's what it is, it's still fun to see them. You know what I mean? That's what it, it's still just time with my friends, I think. Yes. That's sad, isn't it? Okay, so real quick, what is your prediction of what will happen in the season? Can I tell you something? Yes.

I know something that will happen in the season. Can you please tell us? I cannot, but I can come back and tell you about it. This is not just a scoop. I understood what do you want from me? I can't but I will come back and give you and tell you how do you know because you know some of that did a part? Yes Okay It Steve featured at all. I just saw the trailer and he's in there. Okay, but I only know that from watching the trailer This is not your gossip now. I just saw the trailer and he's in there. Okay. But I only know that from watching the trailer. This is not inside your gossip. Now, I know I hate this. I would love to come and tell you. Yes. But I need to tell you that I will come back and tell

you the inside of what I know. Well, I've talked a lot about it and predicted all the story lines. And I want to bore the audience. But I'm going to let you ask me what storyline do you want me to predict? And I will. Well, why is Aiden there? What's going on? Well, that's what I predict. Go, so you don't mean to your boring audience, but I didn't know. Aiden, I believe that Aiden, who we last, we saw, he was married with three kids.

He is going to say he is divorced. It's over, or they're just at the end of their tail end of their divorce, they're separated. They will start to date. She'll start to bone him and the podcast producer at the same time, there will be one funny little thing about how she hasn't had two dicks within 24 hours since 1994, and then she has a yeast infection,

there's some cranberry juice jokes, but then we find out that he really is still married. Oh, that's great. So he doesn't stay in the show forever. If it's a dream sequence, I'll be furious. It can't be. It will not be a dream. No, it'll be that they are, they're separate or they are trying or then he comes back and he's like, I'm getting back with my wife. Either he was deceitful or he goes, I have to make it work. I want to make it work with my wife. Just carry it up. And the final episode of Injust Like That, we're done. This is it, really done.

Is it like, she is alone and doesn't need a man. And all I needed the whole time in a world full of men, all I needed were my best girls. No, because the audience wants to see her day. Yeah, but who is she going to end up with? That's how we had to kill Bill. No one's big. No one's good enough.

Who's gonna, who's who? Well, there'll be different guys every season. So this season, it'll be Aiden and the podcast producer. And the next season, it'll be like some really wealthy guy. And then the next season, it'll be, you know, it'll just be like the show. Who would you have chosen, though, Aiden or Big, if you were her?

Oh, I'd... Oh, that's such a good one. I mean, I probably, I would have definitely married Aiden. And I would have never cheated on Big. I never would have cheated on Aiden with Big. Once I found Aiden, I would have just stuck with Aiden. And even though Big kept coming around, I would have been like, no, this is the solid choice. I would have chose Big, chose Big. Big the solid choice. I would have chose big.

chose big. Big. Yeah. And you'd be a waiter today. So far, come on. Here it says, in the scene apparently, it's Samantha who's moved to London, we'll have a phone conversation with Carrie Bradshaw.

But they'll, obviously, don't need to be together to film a scene so they don't film a scene. Did you miss her in the first season? I've been just like that. Yes, I did, but I feel it's a totally different show. I really don't feel like it's that much like Sex and City. I don't really compare it to Sex and City. I feel like it's a different show.

I also think some, and I enjoy the different show. Just like I enjoyed a, enjoyed Sarah Jessica Parker in Divorce. Yeah, which was basically her, but if she got married and got divorced, that's why I feel I feel like it's Carrie, but like a whole different thing. Totally, it's almost like Sarah Jessica Parker is becoming like Diane Keaton

and that all her characters sort of look alike. Totally, and they're always flustered in the noise. Oh, yeah. And I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. Don't change anything. Yes, yeah. Did you miss Samantha in the thing though? Did you like, I felt like in Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. Don't change anything. Yes. Yeah. Did you miss Samantha in the thing though?

Did you like, I felt like in the first episode, I was like, oh, I kind of miss her, and then I didn't. No, that's what I'm saying. I don't think I did, because I didn't, it didn't feel because with all the other characters and the other, and there were so many weird post-2020 things that they were touching upon that were so different

from the last 20 years that I just accepted. It was a, a new world with a new show. Yeah. And that's that. And I enjoyed it. Is it tomorrow? How long do we talk about sex in the city? When you may have to get started.

We may have to get started. Let's talk about Britney Spears. Okay. The latest is Kevin Fetterline asked who has full custody of the boys who are like seventeen and maybe fifteen to have uh... to move them to why because his wife who he has to other little girls with not really little like eleven and eight she was like a volleyball player whatever anyways she got a teaching job at the university

in white okay which i think is really important that they follow that job because the money train of Brittany is only got about two years left. Why? Because the boys are gonna be over 18. So there's no- What is almost 18?

So that'll go down from 40 ground to 20. Okay. And then the other one is like gonna be a junior in high school. Well, I just wanna say congratulations to Kevin for marrying an educator. This is great. Yeah, they got him married.

Yeah, yeah, that's great. And there's a potential, and he can DJ there too. Of course. DJ and Hawaii, and then the kids are away from the craziness. And yeah, and one will have graduated from high school and the other one will just go finish high school there. I have two Britney Spears stories, please. Please, give me some.

They're so stupid, just a warning. Okay, so I've never met her except a staircase at Leno in the early days. I was, she was on, I was walking down the stairs. Yeah. And she was chewing gum with the front teeth, you know what I mean? But she was chewing gum. It was like in like her the front of her like just like weird. Yeah, like she was moving around like it was like, and she just goes, ha, like that on

the stairs. That was the one thing. Okay. And then, on Drew, I said, Underbury, more sure. Yes, yes, yes. I'm with her every day and I said, okay, we did a story about Britney's book

and I was like, okay, Britney needs to name the book stronger than yesterday. There's no better title in the history that. Great, right? Great. Britney Spears posts a story on Instagram that says, was watching Drew and her adorable sidekick said, I should name my book stronger than yesterday.

Hmm, that's a good idea. Uh-huh. And that way, and I said, can somebody get me a name plate that says Ross Matthews adorable sidekick and I'll put it on my desk. Did they? No, not yet. But is that, so if I just want to say, if when? Write that down.

If it will. That's your next Christmas gift. Thank you, Wellington. But is that so if I just want to say if I write that down if I'll wait next to Chris Biscuit will thank you Wellington if she names her books stronger than yesterday Again, I have left my mark on this earth Sarah's Sarah clenus happiness. Yeah, your podcast fortunes pool and Britney Spears book. That is all I want in life Okay, I have something kind of exciting to tell as well Well, you know about the van or prom scandal. We're not gonna get all into it But I'm gonna use by it, I have something kind of exciting to tell as well. You know about the Vanderpump scandal. We're not going to get all into it, but I just can't use by it, but yes. Okay, so the two, these two girls, Katie and Ariana were together with the two Tom's.

One was Mary, she got divorced, Katie. The other one, Ariana was with Tom, Sanneval, he cheated on her. Those two girls, Ariana and Katie, Now that they're single women and always been good friends, they are starting this like gourmet sandwich shop in West Hollywood. What's super durable? It's called something about her. But I said to them, I said, I love the idea of the better halves and you have, you can get two different halves of a sandwich. So good. It's so good. It's gonna stay something about her. But Katie said, I think they're going to have some item

that's the better halves. It's so good. Honestly, and you should be proud. And I feel the same Brittany Joy that you felt like that and your idea might actually make it somewhere. And the world knows it was your idea. This is the story about a girl named Lucky. You know what I mean? The book should start like that, too. That should be the very

first thing. Why? Her name's not Lucky, which is because that was the name. You know that song she's so lucky. Oh okay. This is a story about a girl named Lucky. Well anyway, I don't think she's that lucky right now because there's also rumors that Sam and she are fighting a lot. I saw those rumors. A lot, and that he's not around, and that they're just not getting along. Well, you drew a went to the wedding. You know, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that all these girls that went to the wedding, that there's something because...

What are the conspiracy theories? Because I heard something. Well, the conspiracy theories are like, there's somehow these high-prowel, you know, and celebrity girlfriends are somehow like protecting her or really didn't happen or what, but I disagree. But the reason why they're out there is because every time they were asked about it in talk shows, by the way, Drew had the most answers ready to go. So hers to sound like she was there. But I have to say, like, Kathy Kilton,

she was on the red carpet. I saw this interview. And then we're like, what wedding? I'm like that again, an old man like that would forget that you went to Britney's wedding. Hold on, he didn't even know who she was. I bet, but I'll tell you this part. They also, once you're in and you know this, if you get into the famous person sort of orbit, you like don't talk about anything you see.

That's a good point. Right. So that's probably that's why they're probably hesitant. Yes, because if you talk about it, then you're never back in, you know. And so these people are like, oh, who's that? Who's Brittany? I don't know. Yeah, Jimmy Fallon was asking a lot about it. And then, um, each person that got asked a lot about it, it was like awkward. And I think that's, I now I know what you meant. Yeah. Or like, oh, shit, I don't know how much I'm supposed to tell.

I signed an NDA at the door. I was sworn to secrecy. Yes. So that makes more sense. I know I believe that there was a wedding. I believe that Brittany is still Brittany People think that's like, but I do think there's You know, I do think she's strange on the Instagram, but I don't believe those, but they are fun. I

Conspiracy there's interesting. I have a question though. You mentioned ND. I just read something about somebody Ravensbone Yes, who said she had to had to have what that on hookup sign an NDA or something about his ray then somewhere? Yeah, you heard about this. Yeah. Yes, so I'm curious. Have you ever had to sign an NDA to go to anything? Fancy you know what I haven't no not no, I haven't yet No, Christmas party we were at they tried they had to sign and no was just a release. Was it a release or I thought it was an NDA for the Kardashians? Yeah. No. Really? I think I did.

Maybe not, maybe they didn't have you sign it because you're like, you know, you knew them better but I certainly did. I definitely never signed anything like that anytime I ever went to their house. No, I did not. The only thing I would do was sign a release for the, if the reality shows or cameras or whatever. Or I actually thought at the Christmas party I was signing something

like if I slip and fall I can't sue. I thought it was just maybe it was that. I thought it was just like a like you're going into this like you would go in a magic mountain. You're going in at your own risk. Let me say they could have put a mortgage down and I would have signed it to go into that. because this is party. Are you kidding me? It was so great. Whatever you want, I'm signing it. A confession to a murder, I'll sign it, just let me go in to the party. I will say the last time we all went before we got cut, was the most fun.

That was the bummer. Because at that moment, finally my kids were old enough that they were not bothering me and they were on my own. And there was a lot of people I knew. There was you, there was Martin Belar, there was Lance Bass, there was, there was, there was that your baby face was there and Jennifer Lopez. Yes. Kanye was gone.

Exactly, Jennifer Lopez I know. Yes. No. That she was there. It was a crazy. It was like whatever the last two years that were at Chris's house, and then it switched to like the older Kim and Courtney and doing and stuff,

and then I was cut. I was cut the same year. Right, we were cut the same year, and so that's softened the blow. Oh my God, I have to say it didn't stop it. It was really becoming like a fun tradition. Like I was like, we're gonna do this forever. Yeah.

I never planned Chris, a, nothing, no way. So I still have the gifts that she would give us. Do you notice the egg in the new house? I had, I have the egg, we have the egg in our house in ponces. And I have the McKinsey Childs kettle at my house here. Well the egg though is this like silver egg that you lift up, it's huge and in it is a whole silverware set.

Yes. Yeah, did you Google how much it was? No, how much was it? I did. How much was it? I was a lot though. It was a lot to give everybody a thing. Yeah, like not cheap.

More than my first car, much more than my first car. Wow. Well, I haven't, thank God. I have this too. I'm never giving it away. I've never it too. I'm never giving it away. I've never used it. I've never used it either, but I like the look of the. Totally.

Yeah, I'd be scared to use it. You know what, I will be, you know what, I'm gonna use it a Thanksgiving. I'm gonna say, I'm not gonna set, and you are not to take silver, we're wrapped up in an African, you are to go to that table and open that egg and find a fork. Yeah, take a canife, spelled with a K, right, and use that.

We're going to use it. Wellington, we're going to use it this year. One of the last year, I think it was the last year I was invited, or it might have been the, a couple bad things happened. One was Drake. There was Fakes, you know, and i swear to god you and brandon like started to fuck around in it and court and sought oh you don't do that and i was like oh my god i know what i

a good there was a good chance she didn't even know they were mine i shouldn't just walked away yes they know until you identified and then i think my mother lost slipped. And that is just, was she okay? Yeah, but I think it hurt my child too. You were bringing a lot of people to this party. I know that was the other thing. And that's when I said, Peter, we all got cut.

We deserved to be cut. I'm six deep. Like, here's a question. And then he goes, why didn't you just tell her that we wouldn't have to be with our family on Christmas Eve? Well, here's a question say it was on Christmas Eve say you were invited Christmas Eve and they were like whether it's just you totally fine I go Leave the family at home

100% you know wait two or times. I've had to perform on a Mother's Day weekend Do you think they were flying and sitting by my side wanting to be there? No. Mother's Day in Jesus' birthday are two different things, Heather. So you're choosing to go to the Kardashians on Christmas Eve? I know, but yes, I absolutely would.

I'm never back in. I'm never back in loop. But based on the topics today, I don't know that I'll be invited back. Okay, because what? Okay, I just wanted to say this is Barbara Quirk back out. I'm just a back out. I'm just a back out. I'm just a back out. I'm just a back out. I'm just a back out. I'm just a back out.

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and give advice about business. You have to either do your makeup or cook something. Yes. So let's just put a pot of water and just pretend, like I don't even think there was water in it. Let's just pretend that we're stirring. And I'm just like, you don't have to do it. Just because everybody else is doing that on TikTok.

You can still just sit there and go, let me know, yeah, you get a house. They probably said to her, Barbara, man, call you Barbara. Yeah. What people want is a slice of life. Yes. They want to glimpse into your everyday.

That's the beautiful thing about social media, Barbara. Yeah, they want to be just doing your contouring, story time. So. So. So you do do a TikTok, but do it when you're like, what do you like to do? Do you like to cook? Cook, yeah. I don't think she does like to cook though.

What she is, it's weird she's just grinding pepper and no pot talking about interest rates and escros. You know, I actually I'm fine with it. Anything that I like it, I love seeing in celebrity's houses's you know I actually I'm fine with it anything that I like it I love seeing in celebrity's houses because you know what I'm looking at here at this image I'm looking at the ceiling light okay I'm looking what is that blue thing back there is that is that that is a blue faucet faucet to match your blue pot okay I sold right you've convinced me I came as a bitter Betty and like why do you see the flame?

There is a flame. There is a there is no flame going on. I don't see a flame. Well maybe right. No, there is no flame So she's not cooking. It's fake cooking But see but to my point Seeing the behind it's why even on I don't really watch pornography, but whenever I did I would totally get distracted and be like I used that headboard Cretan barrel. I think I think I know. I get into the behind this. What hotel are they at? Peter and I used to wonder which cul-de-sac in Chatsworth, it was Shaw. Thank you so much. Because there'd be an outside shot of the house. Yes. And we would fight about where it was. And I'd be like, I honestly think that's a

newer section of Northridge. And then we, be a establishing shot. This is such a weird story, but it just came out. A UFO was spotted outside Harry and Megan's mansion. Now it really wasn't outside their mansion. It was like 25 miles near the Chumash River. But it looks, I mean, it really is like a UFO thing.

You know what, they're spotting them more than ever. I'm, anybody that's trying to say that this is not happening. Yeah. It's, that is happening. You know, okay, so here's the deal. With cell phones, people can take more pictures at least, right? Yeah.

And that's why we're seeing more. But I will also say this, the fact, I do believe in UFOs. But. Well, you should, because your boss was living with one for a few months. Thank you. Yes. Where was she with the ET? Oh yeah. That's right. Thank you. Thank you so much. She went from phone home to phone home. Oh, that's what we so but can I just say this? So you off those I believe in that. It would be funny. Do you ever ask her how does she does she believe in aliens? I never have. I really think we need to ask her that. Yeah. I'm sure she does. I believe in aliens. I never have. I really think we need to ask for that. Yeah, but I'm sure she does. I believe she does.

Okay. But my point is this, because of cell phones, we're getting so many pictures of your hosts. You know what we're not getting? Ghost pictures. You'd think all these people saying, oh, I saw a ghost, I saw an old lady sitting there, take a fucking picture and show me.

You are so right. Yes, I know. And I believe in the afterlife and things happening. But like how come nobody's capturing ghosts? The other argument would be like when I fainted on stage doing stand-up, I'm part of all these people that have fainted in which a lot of people think of all these people fainted because they got the vaccine. I know at my Q&A meetings, they talk about it all the time. Yes. But my argument was like, hey, look,

I don't know what made me faint. Nobody knows, but people do faint. And the other thing is, if I wasn't on stage and I felt dizzy, I would just sit down. Yes. But because I was on stage, and so when you get people, you know, either playing a sport or doing the news and they faint, it's because they're trying to feel faint, but they're performing.

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There's not photos of the little weird aliens, but there's weird different ships and stuff. Yeah. I hope there's UFOs and alien. I hope it's true. And I hope they get CBS. I hope they watch Drew. You know, what if they come down and they're like, big, big fan? What if they said, what if they say, um, we actually like sex on the Zad big to beat up uh... you know when you're not going to like it

when they replace you with an alien because they want to be inclusive are you what about a i how are you feeling about a i scares the shit out of me do you think that what if you saw a fake hatham McDonald saying things that you're like oh my god well i think that's gonna be able to happen pretty soon we were talking about it and i said what i'm concerned about if they can do everybody's voice and stuff and i've done like i'm coming up on

like eight hundred episodes of jesus you could do that so let's say do you and jenn jennifer aniston finds out not jennifer aniston uh... jennifer low-peas finds out that uh... Jennifer Lopez finds out that Ben Affleck is with dating, is cheating on her, whatever. That's a story. It's in the future, you know. Okay.

Could the, without me getting out there and saying my opinion, could the AI figure out my viewpoint based on all the topics that I've thought about? Yes. And all the things, and then also do my voice, but also come up with new, like, what my point of view would be on a subject that hasn't even happened yet. Why does that scare you? Because you know what I would do? I would just be like, what do I think?

I don't know, ask Ross, ask the other Ross, and then put that, it's in that Ross to work. And this Ross will be in Palm Springs. You know what I mean? Let that Ross work. Let AI Ross do it. If you can figure out what I think and say it for me, do it for me. But why that? But then that but then the fake Heather can like can make money for somebody else. How would I can even control myself? You got to just own fake Heather. You know what I mean? Just own together. I don't know that we can. Well, I what am I a doctor? I don't know that we can. What am I a doctor?

I don't know either, but I'm curious about it. I'm scared. I like technology. I always get the new iPhone. I don't like it. If there's an upgraded Ross, I'd like to see that one. Could they make him thinner? Like really?

You're already so thin. I think you're barely here. Well, but how about Buff? I like Buff, Buff, A.I. Sure. about buff? I like it. Buff buff. A. I. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I think it makes me well. Well, also like for doing like impressions and stuff like with that and voice over. I think probably voice over actor should be really scared. Yeah. What? Listen, I'm just

curious where it's going to go. I'm here for it a little bit. What? With the aliens too. Oh, God. Did you know what will happen to Camilla if King Charles dies first? Do you know what her name would be? No, so we're holding on. So if Camilla, she's queen now.

She's queen, concert, she's queen now. And he dies, what would she be? He dies, she'd be queen once removed. No, queen mother. Here. Is that right? Yes. I watched the queen once removed. No, queen mother. Here. Is that right? Yes. I watched the crown.

That's how I know this. Good for you. Thank you. But then William, other people in the comments were like, queen side piece. Oh, come on. You know, can I, I will say. Yes.

It is interesting how we're just like, oh, yeah. She's queen. You know, like, you think about how that all went down, how it all happened. There was like hundreds of thousands of people cheering when he was the coronation. And you know what I mean? That's a big PR turnaround for them.

Well, I think the first way you look at it is like how awful poor Diana was being cheated on. He was in love with her. They were seeing each other the whole time. Then Diana dies and then he marries her. But the other way of looking at it is he always wanted to marry her and they wouldn't let him because she was divorced and she was older.

And they're like, no, find this like 19 year old virgin who teaches five year olds, marry her and you have nothing in common with her. And had they not forced like had they not forced it yes they they would have been married he would have been happily married the whole time and Diana would probably have married someone even more fabulous you know I'm not died in a tunnel being chased by paparazzi here totally right and in many ways and Megan would be still working at Meribel with

Chris Frenchola. Oh, I'm doing her side work filling the salt and pepper shakers. You know, he, we think right now that Harry is the one that's really bucking tradition and everything, but no, but it was Charles that really think about it. You know, when you watch that whole thing, it was, he didn't because he didn't, he still married Diana. He got divorced. He did buck it. I know, but she't, because he didn't, he still married Diana. But then he got divorced. He did buy it.

I know, but she needed, she wanted the divorce too. Yeah. But at that point, it was inevitable that they get divorced. But, but two kings before, so right before his mother was queen. And he still had his cake and he needed to. He still got to be married to the pretty girl and have his kids and still cheat with a woman that he really loved. Do you remember some of the stuff that they would say to each other? The love, the wait Camilla and Charles.

Yeah. Like, are their love letters back and forth? No, he was like, I want your tampon and stuff. Oh yeah. So when I, there's that scene when they're leaked audio, it's on YouTube you can find them. Yeah. So yeah, I'm talking to each other. But it is interesting. I don't know. I find them. But I mean, you know You know, could you be Queen? Say you would never met Peter and you met a prince and like, okay, that's just fun. It's fun, you'd think. But then there's all those rules. Could you, I don't think you'd keep your mouth shut? No, that's why I, that's why with, with Megan, I've, I've been very supportive of Megan Markle and I've also called her an Abililorship. But part of it was, she's a California girl actress.

She marries this guy who's cute. I think she thought it was gonna be a lot more fun. Yeah. And a lot more fun events and going out and a lot of the events are boring. Like you're going to a factory. They're not, there's no photograph there. And now you have to go to the egg picker convention.

Yes. Or I don't know if people are taking eggs. I know. Like, you've got to do all those things, and then you have to be so proper, and then you're living in this place that's probably got a mold issue. Totally.

Totally damp, you're right. And it's not like that fun. And everything has to be cleared. And so I think then I do believe she got depressed and all obviously all the all the noise and everything going around but I think even if even if she was completely embraced and they were completely sweet to her and she one of the things I saw was that allegedly she said to what's the other principal, I can't think of her name, Kate.

What she said to Kate was, protocol was always she was to follow Kate, like be behind Kate, with they were saying hi to people or walking into a room. And in a car ride going to an event, and there's video of it where they allegedly had this conversation, but there's no conversation on tape. Megan said, I think it would be really great if we broke tradition and we went arm-in-arm

as two strong females walking in together as two princesses. I can see her saying it. And Kate was like, I don't think so. And those are all the things that made them not like her. But I'm saying, even if she said yes. And even if they were asshole buddies, that's my dad would say, and all that. I still think she wouldn't have enjoyed living in England doing this job full time.

I really don't. Yeah, I'd like to go back to asshole buddies. Yes. What is that? That's what my dad used to call people that he thought were like, you know, best friends, but they were both kind of assholes and they really had each other's back. That's cute.

That's all buddies. Yeah. I like to think. You might meet something else today. Yeah, that's why I was like, I think I, okay. But I will say, I like to think that it would be fun. I've always had the, I am princess of Genovia, like fantasy. And then I think, God, that would be exhausting because you know, like, when you get to go to

an event and you know, oh, fun. I'm going to dress up. What do I wear? And you think about would be exhausting because you know like when you get to go to an event and oh fun I'm gonna dress up. What do I wear and you think about it? And then you go But then it's kind of like it's later than you and like you kind of would rather be home watching TV and then Then you're exhausted like three days afterwards because you had bad wine at the thing and it went till midnight Right, that's every night for these people. They have events and ball gowns I couldn't it's one thing to like You know go visit your in-laws a couple times a year and have a fun night and be happy But to really act like you love going, you know with the dogs running or

Acting like you love ski shooting or all that stuff like you have to act like you're really into it when you're clearly not. Otherwise, you're looked as like, oh, what's her problem? Like, I get it. I get why it wasn't. I get it. And also, they don't have a lot of fun. You watch the crown. They're going to go for a weekend with the queen.

I'd be thrilled, right? And then what are we going to do? It's not a weekend in Cabo. No, they're going hunting. It's not a weekend in Kenta. No, thank you. There was an pool inside. I'm not gonna do it either. I don't want it either, and I don't want it for my kids. And I wouldn't want it for me. I would want it for my kids. Really?

Yeah, I don't want to do it, but you pop in, you pop out. If I had a kid, I'd be like, yeah, you're right. Right, right. Like if you, if we're not going to do it, I'm not going to do it either. I'm not going to do it either. I'm not. I don't want it either, and I don't want it for my kids.

I wouldn't want it for me. I would want it for my kids. Really? Yeah, I don't want to do it, but you pop in, you pop out. If I had a kid, I'd be like, yeah, you're right, you're right. Right. Like if you, what, if we're not going to do it, I'm not going to do it either. I'm not. I don't want it either, and I don't want it for my kids. I wouldn't want it for me.. I would want it for my kids. Really? Yeah, I don't want to do it, but you pop and you pop out.

If I had a kid, I'd be like, yeah, you're right, you're right. Like, if you, what are your sons met like a princess? I mean, the only one that could be is it could be that where an inner Drake could go for Charlotte, they'd be like 10 years, 10, 12 years older than Charlotte. That'd be the only one. I don't like that at all. I know.

Sorry. I just mean like, maybe we can pick a different country. You know what I mean? Who knows any other countries? What if there's like a Saudi princess or something? Definitely not. Why? Why?

Why? I don't know what. I think that's scary. Why do I do it? OK. I understand. If there was another country maybe where like there was a princess and they might I would encourage

I'd be like this is great do it then you could pop into royalty pop out and you probably get some jewelry Oh actually maybe a Saudi princess because then I can go shopping for those great bags Don't tell anyone they're not completely off Anyway, I saw this. What is this? This was in Brazil and so many, I'm so was sent it. Okay, so this is all in Spanish, I guess. So I don't know or Portugal, who speaks Brazil?

Portuguese. Portuguese. Portuguese. What is it? Portuguese? Okay, well I don't know what they're saying. Do you, can you speak, do you read it? My husband speaks Spanish and.

Right, right. No, so this. Okay, so, so this girl, wait, is this, I just noticed Miss Gay is was it a gay? Oh, it's trans, okay. So, well, then now it makes four cents. Because when I was watching the video, I was like, I can't believe that someone would actually, a guy would actually do this if his girlfriend or wife didn't become Miss Brazil. I didn't realize it was a gay thing because I just saw that it was different language.

So, these are cents? Honestly, it kind of it does, because it's very dramatic. And it was like, I'm sorry. So it's exactly two girls are standing there. And the other one, we're in the final two. Yes, and they're being sweet to each other. And the other one wins.

And the one that does it win is acting very nice and gracious. And then this guy pops up on stage, and is like, absolutely not. And he grabs the crown off of the actual winners head and he like throws it down. Wow. He throws it down and everything but but and so but now I feel like they probably had that planned. Well, I have it.

Well, just no offense. Sometimes gay people can be slightly dramatic. It's slightly. Yeah. So here's the deal. I want to know how you would handle it if you were runner up. You know, you've done all the prep, the Vaseline's on the teeth, you've waxed everything, okay, you're standing there,

you got your flipper in, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay, your hair is dead. It is between you and the other contestant. And you have to fake that you're happy for them. Right, I always thought that part was so interesting. Yeah, and so how do you do it? And how, because I would do it, I'd really sell it,

and then I would duck to the back. I couldn't do it for long. I could do it for seven seconds. Yeah. And then I'd have to hide out. How would you handle it? I always think about how Michelle, we know what's her name, the one that got caught for Vanessa Williams. Yes.

And how the guy didn't bring up the fact that he had nude pictures and her going down on another girl in penthouse until like her eleventh month of being Miss America. And I was like, finally, like, never does the runner-up get to be it. It's literally only like three times, and that was one, and you get it for like three weeks. So yeah, I'm pretty disappointing, because I'm knowing there's no chance this woman's like,

gonna die or that she would have down on someone in Penthouse. So even nowadays. So, how would you rather lose or be runner-up? Would you rather like not make it to the final round? Well, interesting that you bring it up, because I bring this up more than I like, but I was in the Miss Tarzanic contest. I just assumed. And it was at the Warner-Sutter Marriott. And when I didn't even make top 10, my friend Liz.

Oh my god. How many contestants? Like 30? Oh. Oh my god, how many contestants? Like 30? Oh, Heather, that's rough. I know. And I was so pissed that I did it, and my dad did. According to Liz Roman, who was at the table, because we bought a table, obviously.

Obviously. And my dad threw down his napkin. No. And the Marine came out of him and he was like, this is fucking bullshit. Really? We're getting the fuck out of here. That's right.

And I said, um, this is bullshit. I want to get out of here. I said it to the head lady. And then she was like, have that's an awful attitude. And I'm like, yeah, you're right. That is an awful attitude. So you didn't make this up there. You went to the lady in charge.

I said, this is bullshit. I just said, I want to leave. She convinced me that I was going to win. And because even though there was a talent portion, there wasn't. There was not a talent portion because it was part of the Miss USA not Miss America. I was she was going to ask me when they asked me the questions I was going to answer it as share. Okay, let's do this. All right, so the question is... It's not good anymore, I don't know if you share that well.

Well, maybe it's good. So what if it's like, all right, contestant 12, Heather McDonald, here's your question. There are a lot of hungry people in the world. What would you like to see done to make sure that everyone gets nourishing meals? Well, the first thing I would do is, if I could turn back time, I would make all so much more food. Okay, I would make sure that known was hungry, and they'd say, I can't believe but tell me you're so full. Are you eating in Memphis? Yeah, do you believe in dessert after dinner?

Breakfast, lunch, and snacks. Yeah. Anyway, so I never got a chance to do that. Well. Anyway, okay. So I never got a chance to do that. Well, that's a shame. And honestly, that's really tough. Did I just 30 contestants in Karth Zana? Well, a lot of people think the reason to,

a lot of people think, no, the reason I always bring everything back to Vanneprompan rules, the scandal. The girl that was the mistress in it, okay. She was real weird about pageants. She was always trying to get into pageants, all different pageants, but she never got past 15. Top 15. Top 15. So some people think the theory of her going after her best friend's man is like a weird competition because she's a weird pageant girl. And, you know, I'm just saying,

I didn't make it either, and I never slept with my best friend's boyfriend. I think, right here right now, planting a seed. Yeah. You should create a pageant. Never. A Miss Juicy Scoop is not a bad idea. All right.

It's not a bad idea. Listeners compete. It's gonna be all gender, all sexuality first of all. Of course, I'm very, this pageant is a different, it's own category. No, it's beyond and it's done. And nobody wants a pageant anymore. That being said, let's do a pageant.

Yeah. Okay, Miss Juicy Scoop 2023. Everyone competes, but the twist is, yes, you always win. It's not a bad idea. It always just counts to end to be, and the rest of it. And they always get winner up and you always win. Oh, we're gonna, I love it.

It's not a bad idea, but there has to be a talent portion. Absolutely has to be a talent portion. And yours has to be different every year. Okay. Okay, and I'll host it. I'm down, I'm down for it. Thanks. Okay, our girl Lonnie love was in Hollywood unlocked and Lonnie love sells love to Lizzo as trolls continue to talk about her weight. Now I thought this was interesting because I just saw a couple weeks ago that she was actually getting trolled because she was losing weight. She can't win. By the way, we love Lonnie. I love Lonnie in every way.

Lonnie stands up for what's right all the time and she's so great. And Lonnie always looks beautiful. Always, always, always. But I remember seeing that, so I don't know if she's getting trolled for losing weight because I saw this whole thing where she was like, I'm just getting healthier, like I'm still your girl. And some people being critical, like you're abandoning what you, being someone that has weighed his fluctuate, now you've been thin and fit and healthy for quite a while.

Oh, three years, same weight, thank you so much. Thank you. Was anyone feeling like that you had abandoned? Yes. Really? Yeah, you get you get you get things all the time People are like, you know, if they don't like you when you're big. It's like you've had fun blah blah blah And then if you lose weight, they're like well, you used to be funny Well, I like you, you know, I liked you better when you had a little meat Well, yes, of course you did, you know, you everyone has an opinion about everything

So like you just you kind of have I mean, Lizzo knows this by now. You just, there's no, you just have to kind of do, do you? And let's try to be healthy and stick around as long as humanly possible. But like, you know, it's funny. Wait, it's the one thing where if you're struggling internally with your weight for whatever reason, it manifests itself physically and people can see it right away. You know, if you have a drug problem or a drinking problem, you can go into the world and like people may not know right away, you know, but if you are struggling, it's on your skin, it's on your body, so people can have, they have an opinion about it right away. It's why that when you, and I know what it's like to put on weight, there's so much shame involved.

Like, I never wanted to leave. Do you remember when I would get there? And then I put on weight. Yeah, you had like several different things where then you would get really fit. Or you were on the show. You want to show. What was it called? A Fit Club, I think.

But in the Fit Club, that was a foreign new you. But it was, it's so mortifying when you put on weight. It's so humiliating. And, but because everyone has an opinion about it. And you know, when you leave the room, they all turn each other and go, wow, you really got it. You know, everyone has an opinion. Yeah.

You know, whether it's in person or in social media. So I just... I always think that's so interesting to you what you just said. Because I always remember that about eating disorders. I felt so badly about people who had eating disorders because they'd say, if your addicted to cocaine, then you just know you can no longer have cocaine. Yes. But you have to eat.

You have to. You have to eat. So it's like it can be an ongoing thing. So, you know. It's also where there's no winning the battle. People say like, Ross, how'd you win the battle? There's no winning the battle. Winning the battle is showing up for the battle. Right. You need you need to make peace with the fact that

you will never win this battle. And anyway, I'm not trying to make it about me. I'm just saying. No, well, you're being I am interviewing you. So I did choose this because I'm like that is a huge accomplishment. And like you have your recipes and you know, and you beat us in the competition. Oh, God, yeah, when we beat you on Guy's grocery games. Yeah, handedly. That way, I almost, you lost that worse than you lost Miss Tarzanah. I have to say,

I, first off, which one was a harder pill to swallow? Miss Tarzanah, because I'll tell you why. Because you were the one that was nice enough to help us get you suggest to become on the show. I did. I love you. Just like the podcast, I wouldn't have been on Guy's Grocery if it wasn't for you.

So I was like, and also because you totally cook more than I do and like, it's kind of like part of your brand. So I was like, I think it's gonna be pretty devastating if Ross doesn't win. And even though I lost by only one point, let's make that extremely clear. Yeah, but we know that come on. They kept it close, you know.

You think that was TV work? Yeah, I do, because like you, I just wanna say, you lost heart at them one point, and let's be quite frank. They gave you a good edit. I'd like to say- Absolutely not. Both my meals were extremely good. I'd like to say. I absolutely not. Both my meals were extremely good.

Did you, what about the part where Peter just like put the, the greens from the strawberries on the plate? They cut that out. Right. And so I just wanted to say that was not a great move. And they gave you a great edit. And that's why you knew you weren't really one point away from me.

Wait, I have to tell people that. So we were doing a breakfast and it was like a Belgian waffle situation. And then I cut up all these strawberries and to like do like a berry compote, whatever. And then as a like what goes into a compote, Heather, it was cut up berries. What am I saying that? But a compote is like cooked down with sugar like a jam. You cut up berries. Okay. We're limited at time. What am I saying? A compost is cooked down with sugar.

You cut up berries. OK, we're limited at time. Anyway, so that unbeknownst to me to finally finish decorating the plate. Peter just saw those little green tops of the strawberries. Do you remember this? Yeah. He just put them on the plate.

Did they notice it? They did. They said, now these are these the ends of the strawberries. And it's like, yeah, I put him on his decoration. They're like, well, you can't. Okay, all right, can't use that. And they cut all that out. Okay, well, anyway, I still felt like you deserve to win.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah. But even, even, you know, you know, I also, Ross did something that was like, what I do. I, once I saw this, I was like, there's no way we're gonna win. What I do. You went to the place where the dishes

and the pots and work and you got Individual adorable little black Pants cast iron skillet. Yeah, my husband and I did that and we served it on like a wood board Did you see when I made my own chimichurring? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just for a drizzle of herbaceousness? Yes Yeah, I had a whole plan going in do you know that I called called my friend, Krista, who's one guy's grocery games? I think like 10 times. She'd tell you to get those little fried pants. No, she didn't know.

But I said, what do I need to do? Like, what, how do I, what's the game plan? You can't, she didn't know of course, like what the challenge would be. But like, what do you focus on first? Like, what do you, how do you, and it was about like, strategy. Yeah. You know what I mean? What cooks fast?

Like, boil up the potatoes before you fry them, because it'll cook them fixed and then you get a crunch on the outside. Like little things like that. And that's how competitive I am. It's not terrible. I want to, I don't know, I want to win. I want it to win hard.

You know what I mean? No, I know and I honestly, it's diabolical when I say, actually I don't think I'm that competitive. I, you were so supportive. Like even before we had a glass of wine in the hotel, I don't think I'm that competitive. You were so supportive. Even before we had a glass of wine in the hotel, I'm like, I know you really want to win. I hope you win. See, exactly.

And I remember thinking myself, like, is this a strategy? She started getting my head. The truth is, I realized I'm like, honestly, I think I'm an awful cook. Now, there's no way you're awful. I think I'm pretty bad. No, I saw you making waffles. I can do breakfast. Yeah, you were good.

That's it. Okay. And then, during the pandemic and stuff, I would like try to do a crockpot situation. Well, crockpot's not hard. I would fuck it up. It's a button and you know. I do for eight hours.

It would still turn out disgusting. Really? It was like, I got the, I was like, I wanna make like a mushy, like shredded chicken breast. And I saw this day, I put it together. It was so gross. Remember, I try.

I try. Now, at this point, now at this point, I'm like, you know what, I've worked hard. We can just go out to dinner and order in. I mean, I don't think I ever want, like, I mean, if I read the level of private chef, that would be amazing.

Oh my God. But I would do it. Yeah. How far are you from private chef success? How far are you from that? About two Kardashians away. Hahaha. Understood.

Because I remember when Chris switched to the private chef. You do? Yeah. And you never go back. Oh, why would you? And it's weird, because I'm like, don't you miss Cousin cooking? Because she actually really liked to cook. You don't.

Once you have a private chef, you're like, I don't care. Can we get a private chef? No, no, we can't. We're not there yet. Ross, tell everybody how they can follow you. Oh, yeah. You just got up early, but just say one more time. Well, yeah, so I'm Hello Ross on social media.

And on the Joubert and More Show every day, we're season four is coming back. Fastest growing show in daytime. I know, and I love doing Drew, and I hope she knows. I do love her. I do watch the show. She looks beautiful. But I know you'll come on Drew and I hope she knows I do lover. I do watch the show. She looks beautiful, but I know you come on. I can't help it.

You should, well, it's hilarious when you do. I love when you do it with Sarah, when you do Drew impression and she's fine. She has Chloe, Chloe, fine man on people. I only want to do it if we get to be on the couch, take off our shoes and get this close. Well, no, you'd be on news with us probably. Okay, then oh, then I can't, oh, we can't get all close.

You can get close, we'd show clips of you doing the questions of her and what you did. I think we should do it. Would you come on? Of course I would. I think I'd, of course I would. Also, I'm going on tour. We will drag race, by the way,

everyone knows drag race, and then I'm on tour all over the country. I got your girl tickets at HelloRoss.com. And I have to say, I'm so proud of you like your house You're the new house is so beautiful and when I come here to see you it's like you have like this all because of your I mean well I was getting to that no I it is it's like you have a You're a mogul here, and you know and I you walk in and there's like multiple rooms in your office I'm just so proud of you and you smell like Bacara and you look standing. I'm just so proud of you. And you smell like Bacarot and you look stunning.

I'm just so happy. Drake could not believe that you could knew the perfume I walked in right away. He was like, what did he say? I go, he said, oh, I'm wearing Bacarot because then you went to the bathroom. And he was, what did I say? I go, that's a perfume because he recognized the scent

that you're wearing. I'm a super smeller. I can smell it. I point it people and tell them what they're wearing. But also out of my perfumes that is like the best one and that's people with the nose know and I purposely put it on today. Did you did you put it on knowing that I'd be close to you? Yes, really? Yes.

And then when I came over to the house the other day you had a Trina Turk, Cafften on it. And what did I say right away? I go, oh Trina Turk? Yes. Yes, I knew what you said I put it on for you. And then I let you put it on. You did let me put it on. Yeah, I know, it looked bad. Yeah, in a way, like, do we have a little crush on each other at the very first time?

I put like, you always. But you thought about what you were gonna wear before I saw. Oh yeah, I was like, oh my God, because I was like, you guys will appreciate this outfit. And like that I was doing the full Palm Springs like vibe. Because that's what I love about Palm Springs is the bright colors, the kichinous, the 60s. Like I love, that's why I love Trin and Turk.

And I love going to those restaurants that are, too. Well, I noticed everything you do when I see you in your ball dano, I notice, and I try to give you the compliments you deserve. And I that I know that you notice and that's why I do it Thank you everybody. Should we talk about our pilot that never went? I was a great show by the way. It was called love or hate love and hate love or hate Yeah, but there were some things that I did not speak up about that I should have yeah Well if we could do and anything we could redo again,

would be great. But at the end of the day, you and I, talking about things, we loved or hated, it was a great combination. And it should have gone. We did have fun. It should have. Don't you remember what they said, though? This was a really nice thing, they said.

Well, and on a really nice note. I said? Yes. Oh, god. So anyway, called into the office Drake Because the producers were the same producers Chelsea and he goes well We heard about the love and hate pilot and I was like and he goes it's not gonna go Because you the folk oh God, what did they say? I don't remember this what it's not gonna go and I go okay?

Well, I figured that since it's been kind of a long time. A month and months and months and months. And he goes, but you tested so poorly with the people, but Ross tested well. So they are going to go forward with a show, but only with Ross. And I go, okay. And so then I get in the car, and I call you, and you're like, hi, honey. And I go, Ross, I said, you know what, if doing this pilot convinced them that you have the chops to do your own show, then I, this was my Sarah Kelona, John Ryan moment. I go, then I'm glad that I did it, and that you're going to have your own show and you said well I think they made a massive mistake I said

it then I believe it now see I told you I think they made a massive mistake because maybe that show would still be on the air right I think it out again everything works out the way it's supposed to work out and well it takes a few years to some times for you to realize that everything worked out the way it's supposed to work out. It just takes a few years to sometimes for you to realize that everything worked out the way it's supposed to work out. I know. Well, you've always been that friend. That's so supportive. We're not going to go that I'll cheese fast everybody.

But you are. But you are. So supportive, and I love you. And because I'm coming tonight. Yes, you'll be at my show. And everybody can come out of your can. It's me doing stand-up. I'm in the audience.

It's so fun. Games. Everything. Different every night. And I'm so proud of you. And I love this show. And thank you for having me on it. Again. Thank you.

I'll come back again. everything different every night and I'm so proud of you and I love this show and thank you for having me on it again. Thank you. I'll come back again.