Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Sex For Roles in Hollywood with Comics Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher are hilarious married parents, stand up comics, authors, actors, producers and of course, podcasters. We get into the titties heard around the world, when Natasha went topless on stage at The Improv and how her husband, Moshe felt about it. Sharon Stone was asked to have sex with her co star Billy Baldwin to make for a better movie. Is it ok to shower with your parent? Well, according to the NY Post, Bradly Cooper still does. Kate Middleton is still missing so what is Royal Family hiding? Moshe has a very juicy take on it. Wendy Williams ex husband demands his alimony payments and we look further into her guardianship. So funny and juicy, enjoy!  Get 15% off OneSkin with the code JUICY at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #sponsored Go to https://www.PeacockTV.com/the-traitors to watch all of Traitors Season 2, only on Peacock! Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have old comedian friends who are married in love, parents, podcasters, actors, writers, stand-up comedians, Natasha, Moshe.

Emmy winner. Emmy winner, which I wanna talk about. Old friends who are comedians, Natasha, Moshe. Emmy winner. Emmy winner, which I want to talk about. Old friends who are comedians, not old comedians who are friends. Best selling author. Moshe. Supportive wife, obviously. Very supportive wife.

Do you know, I said something on a very important newscast of TMZ, where I was an expert talking about Taylor and Travis. And everyone said, you know, how does this work? And I said, I don't think enough people recognize that there are women, much like myself, and most likely you. We always get accused of emasculating our men. What about the women that go out of their way to masculine their men and give them credit

and give them props? You're saying that's a good thing to do? I say why not? But I'm saying nobody recognizes it. No one ever says when there's a power couple and they are thriving, no one ever goes, you know what, props to the woman. She's super powerful too, but she gives credit where credit's... They only want to focus, media media on if the people are powerful

and then somehow the woman maybe becomes more powerful and they're like, well, they broke up because she emasculated them. What? You, you masculine me so much. I masculine you? A lot. Actually, she'll sometimes at night,

she'll insert some masculine into me. She puts on a special, she has a special belt. We don't call it pegging in our family, but. In our family. But just adding a bit more manhood to me. I love that, I love that. I think that's a really sweet move. I love that, and I had Guy Branum on yesterday.

And I saw that he was on your show, and you had a clip of, if you were to divorce, who would he choose? Yeah. And he obviously said Natasha. Yes! and you had a clip of if you were to divorce, who would he choose? And he obviously said Natasha. Yes. It was painful. That was painful.

I mean, it was actually, Moshe was like kind of shattered by it. It's a little bit interesting. Obviously as a woman, I always choose the woman in the heterosexual breakup. I've had the difficulty of deciding when it's two men, but I always go with the one that I knew first and knew longest, think that's appropriate,

wish the other one well, won't avoid him at a party, you know, but won't stop following him, but not gonna go get dinner with him alone, you know? Like I think it's a classy thing to figure out before anyone has any trouble who you'd like to choose if it was to happen. You have a chart you're saying of all the couples where you, which direction you're going.

And many people are still very happy, may never break up, but I know where we're gonna go. And then the ones where Peter and I together, we have already predetermined who stays, who we get in the divorce. And it's always the woman. What if you and Peter have a couple friend that break up and you choose one and he chooses the other?

How do you negotiate that? It's never happened. Didn't you do that? He's always gone with my side with the woman. That's you emasculating him, see? Oh. Yep, yep. Moshe's friend got a divorce and you hung out with both of them.

You would have dinner with both of them. Who are we talking about? Annie. Oh. Well, we had a couple that got divorced, but the man was his original friend before I married him. So I liked the wife, but the wife had some issues. So once they got divorced and he got a new young hot wife, I embraced the young hot wife and we would go out

and I'd say, do you think that people are seeing two old men with two young gold diggers or do they think that the aunt came along? And you're like, there's only one right answer. It's the two young women answer. Because I also don't want to be that woman that's mean to the second wife. But what is there too young?

Like basically your husband's the only one who hasn't like traded up. Yeah, he's sticking it. He's he knows he has it good. No, there's not that much divorce in our groups. There's not that much, but there's certainly some. I mean, you get, we've been married 23 years, you get to a certain point,

and there's gonna be like at least a third that got divorced. And you know, that's what it is. You guys are what, about 10 years, eight years? Yeah, we're close. What are you at? I think we're nine years, nine years. We met, you know, we met on the show

we all used to do together. Chelsea, wait, we met on Chelsea lately. We sort of connected. The show we all were, like, I felt like you were like, oh, are we allowed to speak of it? Yes, I reference it all the time. It was a huge part of my life. Wait, I had a question.

But wait, I want to say, you know what's kind of interesting is it was such a huge chunk of my life, Chelsea, lately, because I wrote on it, you guys were just gas and stuff. But you were on the panel as well. No, I was on the panel and on it and on After Lately, but I was there from like day one and like figuring it out. Oh, I didn't know that.

Who we wanted on the shows and all that stuff. So for so long, there was a huge chunk of my life. And now I realize that the post time, that actually Juicy Scoop is a longer running show than Chelsea Lately, because I'm on eight and a half years of doing this and Chelsea was seven and a half. And it's kind of the way my life would too,

there was like a whole world of pre-Peter and then post-Peter. And then there comes a time in women's lives that we get to a certain age where you realize that you have actually spent more time married. I'm not there yet, but I will be in like seven years, more time married than not. Wait, more time of your life married than not?

Yes, once I get to, I got married at 29, so once I get to 30 years of marriage, which I'm at 23 years of marriage, once I get to 30 years of marriage, I will say, I can say I've spent more time married than not. Natasha, you'll be able to say that, I think probably right before you take your last breath. This is it, I've crossed over the Rubicon. Do you feel like you guys grew together?

Like you're basically saying more time as an entity together. It's almost like less, you know, Like you're basically saying more time as an entity together. It's almost like less, you know, it's like you're less of an individual almost. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I feel very lucky with my career and I have three kids, but I mean,

with my career, my books, and everything, I'm very lucky to my career, and I have three kids, but I mean, with my career, my books, I'm very lucky to have such a separate life. I never took his last name, except when I was pregnant, and it's on my license, because I thought, if I ever was in the hospital or my child was sick, I don't want to not have his name, which is my child's name. You took his name for nine months? No, I mean, I didn't get it until then.

She's saying legally. Legally, I didn't even do it. And then I never took it professionally because I had a little bit of something going on before I married him and I wasn't gonna, like, you're still a Gero. Yeah. But are you guys,

We're modern people. but does your child have? She has his name and maybe mine, but I, yeah. To her great chagrin. I never asked for that by the way. I never said give her my name. Natasha ceded the name and now resents me for it. No, no.

You wanna hyphenate, right? Well, I think it would be nice. Well, the same thing as you. I'm like. If my boys were Drake and Brandon McDonald versus Del Bias, who knows where they could be today. Yeah, they could be at eight and a half years

of Juicy Scoop Jr. Listen, I just wanna give her options. Yeah. You know, and I also wanna have like legal, you know, like in the case of something going wrong, you wanna like be able to say that someone has the same name as you. Well, it's my memory, cause I worked with Tracy Ellis Ross on my first show,

which was the show Colleges of Sludge. It's my memory, so I'm not 100% sure, but she was born and her original name was her father's name. Diana Ross was married to, I forgot, but it wasn't. And then when she started to pursue her career, then she took Ross. Very smart, why not? So, my kids have that choice, can we switch it, right? Yeah, we figure if our child wants to be

like an intellectual or a journalist, she'll go cash her. If she wants to be an influencer or an actress, we're thinking probably Legerro. Yeah. That just seems a little sexier than Cashier. And what if it's OnlyFans? What's the name on OnlyFans? OnlyFans, then I think she drops the last name altogether

and just becomes a one-namer. Yeah, totally. But we've already, we're doing OnlyFans Junior. It's like a feeder program. And they don't upload anything. It's totally kosher. Oh, I love it. But it just sort of trains them.

And it's kind of a beautiful thing, right? How to film with themselves and correspond. One time we were talking about it, so I was like, with OnlyFans, whatever, if someone's like, what would it bother you more? Because I have a stepdaughter, too, that I raised. If your stepdaughter was on it, would that bother you? I'm like, I think it would bother me more

if my sons were actively paying someone. As a customer, like they were a customer. And they were like under the guise that this woman really cares about them. I mean, it's one thing to go list, look or whatever, but the ones that pay the real money to correspond like a fake girlfriend, that makes me sad kind of. Would you consider it cheating if Peter was subscribed to someone's OnlyFans? Oh, my God, there's no way. Yes, that is not okay.

Really? That is not okay. Wait, most are you? I don't understand the logic of paying. I just don't get it. Because it's not free to have someone interact with you. No, that's right. The interaction. The interacting is where I heard you make the real money. Which is my thing is, if you're really like a big person on OnlyFans, why couldn't you just hire like a couple of assistants, even gay guys?

How about an AI? That's just, yeah, that's just like writing back and sending like photos, stock photos of you, like, you know? Oh my God, we should do- Like why would you have, why would Denise Richards have to be doing that every second, you know? Yeah, but then what is she doing? Wait, Denise Richards is not on OnlyFans.

Yes, she is. She is? Yeah, she then what is she doing? Wait, Denise Richards is not on OnlyFans. Yes, she is. She is? Yes, she's been on for a year and so is Sammy, her daughter with Charlie Sheen. That's beautiful. Now that's sweet. And I love that you don't know that.

I didn't know that either. Is it adult content? That shows that you guys are really at a different level. Thank you. Of enjoying life. Yes, yes. Wait, is it adult content? Or it's just Denise Richards using the OnlyFans platform

to interact with fans? No, some of it is adult. I don't know how far into adult, but definitely like super sexy. You can see her take a shower, I don't know. But do they interact with people? Like if I wanna interact with Denise Richards right now, I can on OnlyFans?

I don't know 100%, but I just know that's where the people make the real money. Because it's like, each time you get a text, it's like you have to pay another $20. And then there's people that just subscribe for seven and you get a variety of photos throughout the month. I just thought of the funniest thing, like a mom's trying to like do her chores in the day,

but then she's got to text and then she's got to like, go get, take a steamy shower on OnlyFans and then run back out and make dinner. She puts on Peppa Pig. Well, there was a mom that put, haven't you seen ads? I mean, I've been at the beach where I've seen someone pay for a plane go by with join Jasmine's OnlyFans

and I've seen it on cars and stuff. So this woman was going to pick up her kids at a Christian private school and she had the big OnlyFans thing on and this Christian school said, you no longer can pick up your kid in the line. And then she tried to, I don't know if she was suing or what,

but the husband was pissed, everyone was pissed. And they're like, now our child has crossed the street. If they get hit, it's on you or whatever. And I'm like, and also because she's like, probably gotten so has crossed the street, if they get hit, it's on you or whatever. And I'm like, and also, because she's like, probably gotten so many dads from waiting in line that are like, who the fuck is that? Like, that's, I always think it must be kind of hotter if you can like whack off to someone

that you like kind of know, but don't. They're just like some chick that you've never met before. You think she's propositioning guys in the line to pick up her kindergartner? No, she's not propositioning, but she knows that they're seeing the sticker, and then they don't really know her, and that's kinda hot.

I gotta see it. Because then they can have a fantasy about the mom at the PTA meeting, and they know what underwear she was wearing that morning, or when she took a shower between loading the dishwasher. 100% of the dads looked it up. If you hear, oh, did you hear that Diane from Room 4 is on OnlyFans?

100% of them are looking it up. At a Christian school, 100%. 1000%. Well, let's talk, so you won an Emmy for what? I won an Emmy for a sort of roundtable discussion that LeBron James's company does. They do a series of them called Standing Up, Recipe for Change.

And the woman from Mozza cooks for them, and it's like a dinner party. Yeah, it's basically a dinner party where there's celebrities and thinkers from a group. They did a Black Women lead, they did an Stop Asian Hate, and this one was Recipe for Change, Standing Up Against Anti-Semitism. And so it was Nancy Silverton from Mozza and Skylar Astin. Wait, so where did people watch this? It was on YouTube. It was a Silverton from Mozza and Skylar Astin. Wait, so where was this, where did you people watch this? It was on YouTube, it was a YouTube original. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

That's so great. And there was three of them, Alana Glazer hosted one, Adina Menzel hosted the third one, and each one was like a chef cooking for a group of Jews talking about standing up against anti-Semitism, and we got nominated for an Emmy, and it was really exciting.

And you won. And I won, but we got nominated for an Emmy and it was really exciting. And you won. And I won, but we got there. Do you remember this? Natasha came, very supportive wife, speaking of emasculating me. We get to the red carpet. Like, okay, look, I'm used to Natasha being the darling of the red carpets that we go to.

I mean, I'm not, I don't have jealousy in that way. Well, the one thing also about Natasha, which I love, and we've done standup for years, many, many years, and you have specials and everything, but you, from the very beginning, would wear and have always worn very, very fashionable clothes. And you have a little tiny body,

and it looks so good when you wear the 1950s dress and the white gloves and your heels and your cute legs. So we have that going on. She looks great. Listen, like I said, it's not a jealousy thing. 99.99% of the time. Thank you, Heather. I'm thrilled for the people to be like Natasha, Natasha.

But we get there. I'm the one that's nominated. And they're like, excuse me, Jew, step to the side. One alone, one alone. And I'm going, they got some pictures of us as a couple and then they want some singles of Natasha and I say to my handler, I go, you know, I'm the one that was nominated.

They might want some singles of me too. And he's like, oh yeah, sure, sorry. And they bring me back and the photographer's like, we're good, no, we got it, move along. I spoke to them and I made sure you got your picture. Yeah, which is- Who cares? So then you won it, and then you guys took this fun one

where she's pretending to steal it from you. Well then I go back- Hoping this was pretending. No, it's communal property, the- It belongs to the two of us. Yeah, yeah. But the best part was we sit down, and we're not seated at the table that the project is.

My project is one table over. We are seated at the table next to it. We're sitting next to the VFX guy from Fast and Furious. It just doesn't make sense, but there's two empty seats at the table that we want to sit at. So we go over and we sit down and this guy gets up. This guy walks up and he's like, these are, he's like a 60 year old guy from some show. He's like, these are my seats.

And I go, we're like, oh, we can go. We're happy to go move to the table. This is our project. We thought there's an empty seat there. And he starts like yelling. He's like, thanks a lot for telling me where I can sit. That's real fucking nice of you. And goes and sits down.

And so the whole time we're like this asshole. And you're like, do you know that my project is for anti-semitism? And this is feeling vaguely anti-semitic. It's also 10.30 a.m. and everyone's already drunk. Because this was the other, like the special Emmys. The daytime Emmys, yeah. The daytime Emmys, okay.

So we, the whole time he's like the joke. We're like, oh, he should be the host. Like our table's just laughing at him. And then when we stand, when they call our name, I'm thrilled to win an Emmy, but I would say 70% of my happiness was that this motherfucker got to see that I win the Emmy. Like this old grump, this old grump.

He won one right after you. Well that's the punchline, yeah. The, so then I go back to the red carpet and finally I get my single. I go, look, look, I got an Emmy. Maybe you wanna picture me. And I'm overjoyed until I see they've called the next Emmy category

and guess who's coming down the red carpet? It's my nemesis, this old guy who's also got an Emmy. Crotchety crotch. So did crotchety crotch win for producing or something too? Yeah, I think so, yeah. I didn't realize that was the end of the story, honey. I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about it from a different angle.

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It was really, really juicy. So we start out the episode. It's Sheree gets murdered. Kate decides to get rid of Shiba Sheree because she's in the Bravo world and she thinks that's going to take the heat off of her. Now we've got Sandra, CT, Trishel, MJ and Kate. And they go and do a challenge where they're in these wetsuits and they're running around and thank God CT is there, because he's the only one that can like collect more money for the pot. When they come back and they're driving in the car

is when CT just basically says right to Kate, are you a traitor? I think you're a traitor. She's like, that's rude. And they start talking because Sandra Trichell and C.T. have this like kind of alliance going and they definitely think it's Kate. Kate's really smart at this point in planting seeds of doubt both in C.T. and Sandra's brain that they really aren't as loyal together. So when they get to the round table and they're all wearing great outfits,

in fact, Sandra goes, Kate's outfit even screams trader. It turns out that yes, Sandra votes for Kate as a trader. MJ does not believe Kate's a trader. She thinks it's Sandra and CT and Trichelle also turn on Sandra. She gets kicked out and reveals I'm in fact a faithful. So now the four of them, Kate, MJ, CT, and Trishel come down to the fire. And if there's a traitor among them, then the traitor will take all the money, which of course is Kate. So Kate's acting like a faithful, like, oh my god, it's the four of us. The four of us are going to be able to split this money. They're like, no, we want to vote once more.

And they do vote Kate out. So now MJ is like, great, the three of us, we made it, we're gonna split this 200,000 in ten pot. And then he goes, well, unless you want to vote another person out, and MJ's like, no, and they say, yes, we do want to vote. And it's so crazy. And this is where I'm like, wait a minute, I really think they played the game. They actually start to like turn on each other to make it appear like they're doubting each other Trichelle and CT. But in the end, they both kick out MJ and she is like so pissed.

And so then they reveal to each other that they're both faithfuls and they jump and you're like are these people gonna have sex or what's going on? And then they have a big reunion and MJ is just very pissed. She's very hurt. She blocked them on social media and she's like no why would I let you be part of my life? You completely screwed me out of money. I thought the three of us were gonna make it. I think they, you know, always had a plan, but it was very juicy. Phaedra comes back and it was great to see

all the other people and kind of see how people felt when they got kicked off or whatnot. Anyway, it was so juicy. It was so great to see some of my favorites in this different competition, meet new people. It's such a good show. I cannot wait to go back and watch season one now. Okay, listen, I-

This was a moment we can't get through. Okay, so Natasha, I mean, my God. So Natasha's at the improv. And I wanna know when you decided to do this because you're wearing cute overalls with a white shirt and a little jacket. I'm basically wearing what I was wearing here. Yeah, overalls, like a t-shirt.

And no bra. And so I was like, oh. Oh, you don't go out with a bra normally. Not if I'm wearing overalls. Okay, good. So then I was following Bert and I was like. Bert Kreischer, who is notorious and famous for doing standup with his shirt off.

It's really what's kind of made him, I mean he's a very good standup, but it's what he's most recognizable for. So I followed him and then I was like, I had to follow him on the late show and I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna take my shirt off too. And so I asked the DJ to play the same song when I got up and then I just, I was like, I'm just gonna take it.

So you decided in that moment. I don't know what was going on. It wasn't like you're planning before, nothing was planned before. No, it was like in the moment, but then I looked and I saw how easy it would be, like with my overalls and like, oh, and I knew I had a jacket. It was actually like a version of this outfit.

And have you always been, know that you have a good tit-age situation? They're small, but they haven't really, you know. Dropped? No, no, and they have like really small nipples and it just, I don't know, what do you think, Moshe? I think your tits are, some of the small nipples, but you know.

To be honest, some of the smallest nipples in the industry. In the industry. Yeah, and that's what I love about her. I knew that I probably wouldn't have done, I mean, you know. And when you did it, did you think it would get so much news coverage? I didn't really know what would happen.

Uh-huh. Oh, but when I got out there, there was just like a sea of phones. I was not exactly preparing for that. OK. And yeah, and so then. And then you put your furry jacket back on. I put my furry jacket on, but I did flash them and I didn't do much time, it was a little hard.

And you know what, I really thought people were gonna start heckling me on the road and that didn't happen even once. She would text me every time she did a road date, like for like a month. Afterwards, yeah. She'd go, what do I do if somebody screams, show me your tits? And what did I say? I said, oh, you gotta pay for the meet and greet, honey.

Oh, I love that. That would have been a good answer. That's a good joke. So did your sales go up, though, afterwards for your gigs that were already planned in the weeks after? I'm not gonna lie. My shows have been pretty sold out. You think it's connected to the tits?

I thought it was because of the roasts on TikTok, but maybe it's this. I think it's just, you know, I think a little bit of news like that reminds people of who you are and you are a great standup and you do have great clips from your specials and from your roasts, so clever and great. So I think it might've just made someone be like,

oh wait, that chick's coming. I saw her thing coming, I'm gonna look. And then they bought the ticket. Yeah, they're like, tiny nips is coming to town. Yeah, I don't think it was like the only reason. I'm sure you looked out and your audience looked like it always looked, you know, a variety of people, whatever,

not just like a bunch of like truckers that were like, you know what, we're gonna swing by and hope that after an hour and a half of comedy, we'd see a tiny nip. I don't think that was the case. Oh, but the improv was like, you can't post that because we can get our liquor license taken away. And I was like, well, why does Burt get to do that?

And she was like, they were just like, well, I don't know, but women can't get naked on stage. And so then it was like kind of annoying. So then I wanted to like, when it got on TMZ, I was like, I'm just gonna post it. Well, you remember when Tig, who had recovered from cancer, she took off her top in her own special.

She said me, Tig and Bert should all go on tour together. And then whoop, but then you have to be the headliner. It's gotta go like. No, I'm not following Bert. He can headline. Well, I had my one and only viral moment on stage. Oh, I'm like, yours is not funny though. It did absolutely nothing for my career.

Oh, it didn't bump your sales up at all? At all. Oh, man. I fainted on stage, and it just, and everybody took it. It's got millions and millions of views from very political people. And, you know, and it angered people, angered people that I said I was vaccinated, angered people that I made I was vaccinated, angered people that I made them happy

that I fainted, because I deserved it. You don't think it raises awareness for your show? No. Really? Absolutely not. It was just like this is why chicks aren't funny, this she deserved. Because they always faint?

Because. This classic lady comedian goes on stage, funny this she deserved. Because they always faint? Because. Ha ha ha ha. This classic lady comedian goes on stage. She has a medical episode. She fainted. This is why I don't like female comics. And then everybody that talked about it, that were big, big podcast people, Joe Rogan

a couple times. And I'm like, please have me on. Let me tell you what happened. And I think there's please have me on. Let me tell you like what happened. And I think there's so much more to the story of what I found and like who I saw actually commenting on it. There were people I personally knew commenting on it. You're saying negative things? Oh yes.

People you knew from your life? Yes. What were they saying? That's crazy. That I'm blasphemous because I said, I said I'd have never gotten COVID, clearly Jesus loves me the most. Joking, obviously. And I talk about how I'm Catholic, and I thought, you know, so it's like,

people know I believe in God, but I talk about him like a friend, you know? And they don't like that. You know, I'm trying to joke like Jesus knows you, whatever. So those were the things, yeah, it's like crazy. And I'm like, I have all this stuff, if you're really interested, like let me tell you what happened.

And not one person that has ever reported on it has ever reached out to me and been like, hey, I'm covering this and I just wanna know, like, are you doing okay or whatever. And then there was a whole thing that said I was dead. Oh, and you're still dead and this is like an AI clone or something? No, just no one cared to look me up

to see if I was still alive. There'd be like 50 things down that'd be like, you know she's still alive. And then it would be like, and then I was like, God, I'm really not famous. I am really not famous. That's why your ticket sales didn't go up. They all thought you were dead.

They don't even know you're available. Heather, you cannot read these message boards. I know, why are you reading this? Please don't. Well, I stopped doing it, but in the beginning I did. Yeah, it's hard to resist. I had stopped, since I went cold turkey on reading awful things about myself

December 23rd of this year. Congratulations. And I'm treating it like an alcohol thing every day that I go past. So how do you avoid it if you go on Instagram? Oh, Instagram's not that bad. I blocked most awful people. You're not cert, you're not gonna actively cert. I'm not going to the active hate groups

that are dedicated to hating on me. I used to go. Whoa. My family used to go. We used to read it. Your family would go? Yes, I was afraid they were gonna indoctrinate my sons to turn on me, they hate me so much.

So you like had your sons know about it? They found out about it on their own. And then how did you talk to them about that? They, they started to realize how insane they were and how it wasn't true because they would, and then a couple times they said mean things about them. And then they're like, but they're men, so they're like, fuck these bitches,

but I can't do that, I'm like, what did they say about me? What are they saying about you though? Oh, just these bitches, but I can't do that. I'm like, what did they say about me? What are they saying about you, though? Just imagine if this was your mother. She's an awful person. She's a garbage person. Because of the Christian thing. No, no, anything I do.

I'll be at a tennis thing with my niece supporting my niece, and it'll be like, imagine if this thing was your aunt. No matter what, it's just horrible, horrible stuff. And it doesn't bother you? And it's every story. It did bother me and it was sucking up the life out of me. Then one day I was like, this is the last day I look. And it's, and like I said, every day I go, I don't look

and it's amazing. And I'm like, and I'm so bummed that ever, it ever consumed me at all. And now I look back, you know when you like read a great book on a vacation, and then sometimes when you think about that vacation, you go, oh, I remember I was reading that book in Hawaii, whatever. Unfortunately, there were times I was on the road and doing trips that I would get into bed and I would read all this awful stuff about me.

And now I'm bummed because I kind of associate that memory, that trip, that whatever with the fact of what was consuming my thoughts. Listen, there's plenty of new places to go. I think it's really important to grow as a person and it's really great that you've taken this part away from your life. But it is sad that you're like,

oh, I can't go to Tahiti, I remember. That's where I read I was a dead blast from this garbage ghost. No more Tahitian islands for me. So true, so true. Well, I love it. Like I said, people are copying wanting to be Natasha. Her nipples are high up too.

I like that. This girl is named Anita, two N's, two T's. She's a Brazilian pop star, and she was hanging out with a real housewife's estranged husband, they're separated, Mauricio, in Aspen. And that's what I first found out about her. That's in Aspen? Now that's a brave outfit for Aspen.

Okay, I didn't ever- You want them hard though in that outfit. You want them poking through the mesh. She's wearing full naked boobs and it's just literally a bathing suit cover with a G string underneath and her nips and her bod. Ooh, I wanna see the butt. I need to see the butt.

Oh, I have a picture of the butt later. I just didn't put it in here, but the butt's amazing. The butt's perfect. She's Brazilian, what do you expect? Whoa. This just little thing in the Oscars was, I guess Al Pacino got shit for not going through all the nominees before saying best picture again but he is now saying the

producers told him not to go through all them again because they were already featured throughout the show. Do you know he has a newborn? Yes of course I do. He's an active father. He is. I have heard. He does baby and me classes. Baby yoga. Yeah, baby and me class, baby yoga. I mean, he's- He's saying, when he got up there, it was like, baby shark, shark, shark, shark, shark,

shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark. Wait, do you do a good impression of him? No, that was as good as I could do. Baby, baby, baby, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark. Yeah, he's got a newborn. And then Robert De Niro has a newborn. He did say in an article recently that his wife does most of the heavy lifting.

Oh, okay. But I do like that these 80 year olds are all starting like third and fourth families. He meant that literally though. He's like, I physically cannot do any heavy lifting at this point because of the calcium content in my bones. But I guess you can still, your sperm is still good enough at 80 to make a baby,

or do we think maybe she got some? No, you can impregnate, especially if you're Al Pacino. I mean, that's Tony Montana. Yes. All he has in this world is his word and his balls, and he's not breaking them for anybody. Amazing. Robert De Niro is aging better though.

When you are this old and this rich, having a child, all it is is a new bullet point in your will. I mean, that's the only, it's not gonna, you know it won't remember you. For sure you'll die before it can form memories. It's just writing a new person in your will. A little Michael Jr. Well, speaking of being married people and stuff,

when our parents were married and they'd have a will, both my parents are deceased, but my dad died shortly before my mom, but it was everything goes to her. And then when she's passed, then it's split among the kids. But now I keep telling Peter, I'm like, I think we need to adjust it a little bit because if you go or I go, and then some young hot thing comes into our lives,

and then they could- Who becomes who? You get mesmerized by them. Yeah, and then like, who's to say that then they don't change my will and screw out the kids. So it's like, I wanna make sure that no matter what happens, yes, of course my husband will have the money, but I wanna make sure that my kids are protected

in case he remarries, gets Alzheimer's, has some hussy, has some dirty Jane come in his life. Well then why don't you just split it between all of them? Immediately, you're saying. But then he needs the money. But it is his money and my kids are young. And I don't, like if I die tomorrow, I want him to still be the one that has it all.

My kids are young. I don't want them to suddenly have a big chunk of money at 18 and 21. I don't think that would behoove them. And he's good with money. But I'm saying, like that's why people are now, and even, you know, and I remember this other couple, but I'm saying, like that's why people are now, and even, you know, and I remember one time with this other couple,

the man said it, he goes, no, I have a whole thing where my kids, even though the kids were all those together, protected because if I'm gone and my wife marries somebody or, and the other thing is like, then you have more kids. You know, then if you have more kids, then how do you know that your kids are now not splitting the money that you left without this new.

With Dirty James kids. Yeah. That's also funny that you, the way you frame it is that they'll come along, you'll get Alzheimer's and they will change the will, but you're leaving out the part where you're totally of sound mind and body, but you have this young hard body come into your life,

God forbid something happens to Peter, but you've got this 26 year old little like pool boy, and you get so sprung on that young dick, that you do, you change the will. You're like everything goes to him. I love this boy so much. It's like you gotta do a prenup for yourself. In a way it happens with women too,

when they get a hot anything, or they go a completely different type. Like they were married to like a corporate guy, whatever, and then you see them, they're divorced, and it's like tattooed fresh out of prison, but like prison dick hot. And you're like, I feel like she's gonna get sucked in and she's so happy to have a guy super into her.

That's the opposite of her ex. Yeah, but also being like really into her and being a gentleman, being a delight, but just like looking this like bad boy type and she's like 50, but you know, sexy too and everything. And like, yeah. Do you think someone like that could like convince you to sign over?

I mean, in what world are you gonna do that? Not sign over, but then convince you like, no, this is a great business idea. Wait, you know what'd be a really great home for us to buy? You know how, you know, and now all of a sudden I'm riding motorcycles. And the 25-year-old kid is like, when did mom, who didn't even let us ride a bike

without a helmet or a scooter, now mom's like riding Harleys with her new boyfriend. What the hell is going on? What kind of man do you think you'd marry if I died? Another dude? I think I would be in more of like a, you know how they like older rich women, they marry like a gay man?

You'd marry somebody gayer than me? You know like Barry Diller? That's crazy. Like a billionaire gay man, that sounds good. Interesting, why would he marry you? So why would he marry you? So why would he marry you? Yeah, why would a billionaire have to fake being straight? Isn't Dianne Boehm for a Simberg and Barry Dillard?

It's like you marry your best friend. Yeah, but that was in the 30s. Like this is the last gay man in the closet in America. He's like, I just can't admit it. She's trying to snag. Yeah, she's trying to snag. It's never gonna happen. It's a billionaire who still has investors

who wouldn't agree that he was gay, so we'll get married, but then it's more of just like a friendship. I can honestly say. And I don't ask him too many questions about his work. Right, I like it. Kind of a maestro. I can honestly say that if something was to happen, I have no desire to get married again,

unless this person swoops in and will completely financially elevate my life. I'm talking- That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking- I'm living on a yacht. I'm talking jets and yachts and everything like that. Otherwise, no, you can be my boyfriend, but like- Look at Jackie O. Oh yeah, you know, she-

She married up. Yeah, you know, she stole- She married up from the president. She did. She did, and you know, she. She married up. Yeah, you know, she's still. She married up from the president. She did. She did, she did. And you know, the story is all about that, is that like, they had like sex once, she let him have a mistress,

and she just went shopping for cashmere sweaters in every color, and had all that money for her kids, and was protected, and he loved having that, having her as his wife. As long as he didn't act like an asshole, which he probably did, have you ever seen him? And then I think he dumped Maria Callas for Jackie O. Yeah, because it was such a status symbol.

They would date each other's boyfriends. It does seem very traumatic. It was very much, if you watch The Crown, kind of what the narrative is of why, what was his name, Muhammad, and his dad were trying to get Diana to marry him, to have that status, to get them to a level of status where, my god, my son's married to the princess,

who's so beloved. But I remember my mom, even as a young girl, I didn't know any of this stuff, you know? And my mom was like, oh my god, you know, she went from JFK, you know, to my mom was hot, gorgeous, and everybody said, to this little thing, this little old thing. And I was like, oh, like to me, I didn't even think it.

I was like, oh, yeah, they're like as a young girl. I was like, oh, they're in love. Like she's not a young woman, whatever. I mean, she's young, but he looked old and short to her. But to my mom, who was like that age and living that life, she was like kind of disappointed that she married someone that was like not her age and not hot. But of course she also told me that JFK

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I don't get it. And do the Endless Honeymoon podcast while you're at it. Do both of our podcasts. Exactly, and she's a mom of three. We're relevant. Our boys know each other. We'll help you. We spent a moment together, a very important moment

at the school together. We don't know you at all, Sharon, but we think you should come on our podcast, too. We think you'd give great relationship advice. We actually know you in a way. Yeah. Actually, we did spend time with you in an elevator in the Bowery Hotel once,

and we won't say what you were on speakerphone talking about, but we overheard your conversation, and it was exciting. Then she should definitely be yours. She should come on our podcast. She was dating Gary Shanling. She must like comedians. Is that right?

Wasn't she? Sharon, baby, come on. I don't know, but do you imagine if that's, like, what happens when she comes on, She was dating Gary Shanling. She must like comedians. Is that right? Wasn't she? Sharon, baby, come on. I don't know, but do you imagine if that's like what happens, she comes on and then they end up together and you brought this on all yourself. You mean she and I? Yeah.

Oh, now that would be a great, you know what that would be? I would be a little jealous. To be honest, Heather, that would be quite a juicy scoop. Or you just become a throuple, just a throuple. Would you date Sharon Stone with me? She could elevate us. That sounds like a lot.

She could elevate us. Then she could have raised your daughter. She's never had a daughter. She only has sons. She could elevate us financially. She could get us on a teak wood yacht. She doesn't wear underwear. You don't wear bras.

You're the perfect couple. She does not want to hang out with us, honey. I think she does. Okay. So she mentioned this story in her book. What's the story? You've written books. I've written books. Natasha's written a great book. memoir type books. I wrote a book. Natasha wrote a great book. What's the story? You've written books, I've written books.

Natasha's written a great book. Natasha wrote a great book, greatest cover ever. Can I just say, I did tons of press for my book and I had so many people from your podcast. It was like more than anyone else, like reach out to me. And you know, it was really nice. Oh well then. And love the book, I know. More than anyone else, like reach out to me. And you know, it was really nice. Oh well then. And love the book, I know.

More than Gale, CBS. Because my juicy scoopers read and they support and they love when I introduce them to other funny people that they didn't, weren't maybe aware of. And your book was great and your cover was great. If that's the case, my book's called Subculture Vulture, available now. Just became a national best seller, kind of exciting.

And this is your second book. That's my second book, yeah. And we were saying, when you tell stories about yourself, memoirs and stuff, I always say, you know, when I wrote my book, the first book, not until it was all the way done, did then I have a call with the lawyer, and they're like, you need to change this guy's,

I always change their names, but she was like, you need to change a couple different things. What their location, where they live, what city, what their occupation was. A couple, and I'm like, why don't you have that meaning with the writers before they start? Because you'd save them time and everything. And so in her book, she tells this story

of saying, I did a movie, she doesn't say what movie, and a director in the movie said, you should have sex with your co-star because you guys are lacking chemistry to make the movie better. Old Hollywood, baby. And that came out, her book came out in 2021. And now she went on this podcast and she said, who it was.

Robert Evans, the director, and it was Sliver with Billy Baldwin, which was kind of like a cheesy movie. Do you remember it? It was after Basic Instincts. So she was already a star and being sexy. And it was her and Billy Baldwin. She was supposed to be like a high-end escort and they lived in this like fancy, this is what I'm remembering, like sexy condo situation.

And he was like a videographer guy, which this is like back when like, you know, only a few people had a video camera and they had a very sexual relationship, but it was pretty, it was kind of boring. Wasn't that great? So then she, so she said, I went into his office, Robert Evans, and he's eating like these, those like malt ball chocolates and he's got his

sunglasses on. He's, he's the godfather producer guy. He used to be the head of Universal or whatever? And then he wrote a book, the kid sticks, stays in the picture. Oh cool. And he goes, I screwed Ava Gardner, I screwed all these people.

And like I had sex with these people, this is what you need to do with Billy Baldwin, you need to have sex with him. And she's like, I didn't. And what's interesting is she goes, I think everyone thought she was this hyper like sexual girl. And she goes, when did I get in the business of now I have to fuck people when I'm like,

go really good at actress and all this other stuff. But then she was kind of, said like, I'm not this super sexy. Which she always said was not, she was tricked into doing. Do you know that story? So she had that great white dress on, much of a kind of just realized it was like this. It was very similar to what you're wearing.

And I bought such a great. Oh wow, Heather, this is great. You're cosplaying. And I bought such a great dress like that years ago. And I put these dresses in this extra closet and one day Peter thought those were the clothes to give away. And I'm so pissed. And it was a Mary-Kate and Ashley dress,

but from like their high end and it was so flattering. I know, but it really was. They have like a high end line, okay? I don't know if it still exists. You have an Uncle Joey original, I believe, right? I remember that. But it was just like her dress. And I was like, and it was so flattering.

It was like thick white so I could wear it. It wasn't cheesy. It was like a $350 dress. It was good. Anyway, so she's wearing that dress. And she said, they said to her. You're saying you had the same dress? Very similar.

OK. And I didn't even think about it when I bought it. And then I realized, oh, this is like the basic Instagram. But her story that I've read in interviews that I recall is that she did have underwear on. And then she was supposed to do the cross-leg thing. And they're like, the light's reflecting on your underwear. And take it off, but we won't see anything.

Bullshit. That is what she claims. I don't believe that story for a second. You know, remember the Beatles, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Yeah. And it's all psychedelic imagery. Picture yourself on a tangerine pickle or whatever. And then they always ask the Beatles, their whole career.

So that was about acid, huh? And they go, no, it was just a weird coincidence that it was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. This is what this story reminds me of. She's like, no, I never, they said that the sun was reflecting off of my underwear. There's no way, there's no way. And she uncrossed her leg.

I don't believe it. Okay, you don't have to believe it. She did it on purpose. Well, hmm, it's interesting. Because would she want to give it back because she probably wouldn't have become, she just came out saying that she can only fly private because everybody knows her and she's harassed.

She said they know about her in every country because she flashed her, you know what I mean? So it's like, is it worth it? It's almost like a pact with the devil. Yeah. Robert Evans. Did they, did she sleep with him? Did she say it? No. She didn't. No, she did not.

And, but I took an acting class and I had a scene partner we were doing same time next year, okay? And we talked to the phone and he kinda like liked me, but I was just like, we're like friends, whatever. And he told me that the acting team, we were having trouble, or he thought we were having trouble doing the scene the way it should be done.

And he told me that the acting teacher took him aside and was like, have you guys fucked? Oh my God. And you should. What are all these Hollywood dinosaurs doing? They're trying to hook up their friends. And then when he told me that, I'm like, I can't believe I'm paying this guy whatever,

how many hundreds of dollars a month. So then that was the last acting class I took like scene study. I was like, that's it. And so thank God I could make a career not being a good actress. You know what though, Heather? I imagine you're bringing this up because this is how Natasha and I first

became romantically involved. Tell me. You pulled us aside, you remember? You were a producer, writer on the show. And you said that on the panel. I tell you lately. You said on the panel that Natasha and I lacked chemistry. And you asked me, have you fucked Natasha?

And I said no. And I said, do it if you want to come back and make 300 bucks. That's right. And that was the beginning of our life together. So I said, do it if you want to come back and make $300. That's right. And that was the beginning of our life together. So I want to thank you for that. But wait, did you actually meet doing an episode together? No, but we met sort of in the world. In the world, because we have parties and stuff.

Yeah. The kind of halls of comedy. But we started dating, I remember, while we were both doing the show. And on the final episode of the show, I was at Burning Man and Natasha brought one of my headshots to say goodbye and so you look at that. And did you have a crush on him then? I think we were dating, right?

We were dating. Oh, you were dating. We were recording. But then how did the first date happen then? I think we just kind of texted each other. But who texted whom first? Well, she had a party. She was single for the first time since I'd known her, and she had a party

and invited me over and I was excited because she was kind of my comedy dream girl, other than you. But I was married with kids, so. Yeah, that was my barrier, was peter and your children. And so I went over there and I was like, oh, you know, exciting, maybe she likes me. And then she was flirting, I remember,

with an intern from a TBS show. Or I thought she was. That sounds so horrible. I was not flirting with anyone. I thought she was flirting, I remember, with an intern from a TBS show. Or I thought she was. That sounds so horrible. I was not flirting with anyone. First of all, does TBS still exist? I don't think it does. Definitely was not flirting. Well, I thought she was.

But I went home that night and I had two dreams, one about Whoopi Goldberg and one about her. Oh, interesting. Just randomly. Well, I usually dream about Whoopi. And I texted Natasha the next day, I had a dream about you and Whoopi Goldberg last night. I put them together to diffuse the creep factor

and she texted back, come over tonight and let's smoke some cigarettes. This was back in the cigarette time of life. I don't wanna promote cigarette smoking. Yeah, we need to stop smoking. Do you guys understand that, no, cigarettes, I predicted this, I do predictions about things. I predicted this like two years ago

and it's absolutely happening. I was like, cigarettes are gonna come back because the vaping. They stink. I know, but the vaping, it's gonna come back as like a cool, I don't give a fuck thing. And also I- Like the end of the world's happening,

I'm gonna smoke. And yeah, and I can also afford cigarettes. Cause they're like $8 a package. If the end of the world came now, I would be upset that I had quit smoking so long ago. I'd be like, oh, this is how I die? It's not emphysema? I should have been smoking.

Wait, but why not vape? Because I thought vaping was kind of an improvement. Is it because it's bad for you? Yeah, I mean, vaping is bad for you. And I almost feel like it's worse for you. And I don't know anything, because people are going to come at me. I think it's worse for you because

you can do it all the time. You can do it in every restaurant, you can do it everything. At least with a cigarette, you have to, okay, I gotta wait, I gotta go outside, I have to leave my home or go on a walk. And so you're not doing it all the time. You're not doing it all the time.

I think that's important. I think not enough emphasis is put on that. Same with the phone. It's like, if you're doing it all the time, it's like you have to get boundaries with yourself in terms of smoking and imbibing and your phone, addictions, really. I will say so many people that are working a job,

like we're in customer service or whatever, or even like I've seen it with like security guards at schools, they're just on the phone. And I'm like, wait a minute, you know, like the phone has got to be put away while you're the security guard, or while you're, you know, working at some place, you know, it should be in your locker

and then every hour on your break, you should check, oh oh my mom called me. Like in the olden days you would have to go check your messages every few hours to see if you had a voicemail or whatever. But society says that's okay to be looking at your phone while you're doing everything else. Yeah.

That's where we're at. Exactly. And that's what, yeah. You know Robert Evans never checked his text messages once and look at what he turned into. He's telling Sharon Stone to fuck her coworker. So it's not like it was good back then. This was kind of a weird story.

So Bradley Cooper was saying that he used to bathe with his dad while growing up. And then he also told a story of how his daughters, nine and six, and sometimes he's just taking a poop and they walk in and they talk to him. Now I don't know if that- How hard up are you to be in the news that this is in an interview?

I poop in front of my nine year old. I don't know if it means he's, you know, like in our bathroom, you walk in, there's a shower, this is where I do my makeup and stuff. And then there's a door, this is where I do my makeup and stuff, and then there's a door that's for the toilet. So I, from reading the article, it could be that he's in there with the door shut

and they're like, dad, what do you do? Can you get, pick me up today at three instead of two or whatever. And he's like, yeah. So it could be that he's taking a dump and they go in and talk to him. I don't know if they're talking to him with his hairy legs and naked body on a toilet.

And prosthetic nose. You think he still has it when he goes poop? Also, it's funny that the New York Post is acting like they have a parenting section. I can't. They're... Parenting. Like, this is clearly just to make fun of Bradley Cooper.

I'm on board with this. Every five years a story comes out where a dad did something and everybody's like, can you believe it? There was some quarterback that like kissed his son on the lips and they're like, oh I can't. Tom Brady, Tom Brady when the kid was 10,

he's like, hey before you go, and he was getting like, he was getting some treatment on it's like physical treatment, and the kid came over and just kissed him on his lips. And people are like, oh, look at treatment, and the kid came over and just kissed him on his lips. Yeah. And people are like, oh, look at this. What's wrong with this person? It's like, are you not aware of having a child

and how close you are to that kid? Like, you're not thinking of the horrifying thoughts that the internet has when they read a story like this. Like, showering with, of course you shower with your kid. You have to clean them off, and sometimes that's the most, the easiest way to do it. But they're nine, I think that was the issue. And they're girls, but he didn't say

he showered with his girls. He said the girls came in when he takes, and talks to him when he takes a dump, which like I said, could be the door shut. He said in the, I guess that he used to shower with his dad. Now I don't think he was showering with his dad at 18. Well I also think like cross gender is a thing.

Right, that's what I'm saying. Like if you're- It's more disturbing. Well, no, as soon as the girl is old enough to start to be aware of the differences, maybe you don't shower with her, but she could still shower with her mom. I shower with my daughter, but this is true. I started wearing a bathing suit.

I think that's great, because it is so much easier, honestly, than doing the bath. Like, okay, so we'd have, we had the two boys and we would do the bath, whatever. And then at a certain point, Peter would just be like, come in the shower and he could like scrub their heads. And it was really easy.

And I remember one time on Chelsea Lately, I said that. And now the kids were little when I was at Chelsea Lately, you know, maybe like whatever, six and three or something. And I said, oh, and they're the ones that made me go think like it was weird. They're like, what do you mean Peter's shower? And I mean, I was like joking, but I was like, no, like they get in, they go swimming

and then they all go in the shower and they like wash their hair and we're done. I don't have to get on my knees and do a bath after I come back from working all day. But did it stop once they were like seven and they could take their own shower? Yes, it did. It did.

It did not go on. Exactly, when Natasha's out of town, she can't bathe herself, she's not capable of it. But our kid's young, but usually I do it. She's supposed to go dirty just for the weekend while she's in Tacoma. I just go, well, the internet might have some thoughts on this, honey, so sorry.

You're just gonna be covered in, you're gonna be pig pen until Natasha gets home. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, and it is easier in a shower, I'm telling you, it's so much easier to really rinse the hair, and it's cleaner, really. Bradley Cooper says, no, bathroom is fun, but yeah.

He says he's always bathed with his dad. So it wasn't happening at 23, was it happening at 30? There's no way it was happening at 23. Well, he's in Estella Adler acting school. His dad's like, you're gonna be a star someday, kid. It happened before the Oscars. He's like, Gigi Hadid, I know you're my girlfriend.

You're not coming with me to the Oscars. And I need my dad to come over and shower with me. No, he's like, I'd, Hadid, I know you're my girlfriend, you're not coming with me to the Oscars, and I need my dad to come over and shower with me. No, he's like, I'd like to thank my glam team, the people at Gucci, my makeup artists, my stylists, and my dad for getting me ready for the red carpet tonight. Hilarious. Okay, so this whole thing with Kate Middleton. I'm not up to date on this.

I'm gonna just let me up to date. About a week and a half ago is when everyone started to discover that she hadn't been around for a long time. We knew that she had some type of abdominal surgery, but things were being canceled, we weren't seeing her. First people are like, I think she had plastic surgery. But then someone said, I think she had a BBL,

which why would the princess get that? That's so funny. Then they saw her in a car and they're like, well, she couldn't be in a car this soon after a BBL, which why would the princess get that? Then they saw her in a car and they're like, well she couldn't be in a car this soon after a BBL sitting. What? Princess, the princess of England got a BBL? I mean, we just need to not look at the internet. Can we just do that?

So then, another thing was canceled that she was doing. And I just think, and I've said this before, I think she did have a medical thing done and she's probably enjoying the downtime. Maybe she needs more time. Maybe there were some complications and she doesn't wanna be out in public. You think it's a vanity medical thing?

No, I don't think it's a, no, I don't think it's a vanity. Something weird's going on. They did say she had abdominal surgery. What that means, I don't know. Maybe it takes four months to recover. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it takes four months to recover. Yeah, I don't know. So I definitely don't think it's plastic surgery because she looks great and she's a thin woman.

I just don't think that's it. Not anymore, she's not thin. She got that BBL. She's that wha... She's that whap. You know, that Windsor ass princess. So everyone freaks out and goes, oh my God,

they put out this photo of her with the kids and it's clearly a Photoshop fail. I did not see where it was Photoshopped, but LA Times pointed it out. So here we go. A Photoshop of Princess Charlotte's hand in the sleeve, it's misaligned. Oh, I see, it's over by a second.

Princess Catherine and her zipper are misaligned and both Princess's hair, both her daughter and her hairs looks artificial. That's how they figured it out. They remove the photo right away. Meaning that she put an old picture. No, no, no. They photoshopped for it so that she would look like she's out and about

with her kids in a new photo. Right, but it's an old photo of the Princess. Right, right, photoshopped. With current pictures of her kids. Right, and so then they're like, this is Photoshop fail. Then they removed it, which really then put a, then she went on to say, oh, like most moms,

I had a little fun with Photoshop and I did a bad job. But she didn't come out in public, she just tweeted that. Yes. Kate Middleton said that she was experimenting with Photoshop. Yeah. After the rumor mill starts buzzing, where is she, where has she been?

What she's doing, she's in the castle with her Macintosh going like, I wanna try out Photoshop. Yes, exactly. She's in the tower. There is no universe where she was the one. I don't know, I just hope she's not with Shelly Miscavige of Scientology. I don't think there's anything like that.

Then, of course, people are like, she wasn't wearing her wedding ring. And Guy Branum said he read that they think that the people that did the Photoshop did that on purpose, didn't add a ring, did a little shitty job to be like, screw you, people. We want you to know. We want you to know.

And that something's up. Not involving the ring, that's a big one. Because that seems like an obvious thing to know. We want you to know. And that something's up. Not involving the ring, that's a big one. Cause that seems like an obvious thing to check. So then she came out and she says on her Instagram, I've been experimenting with Photoshop, now what? So sorry to concern anyone. So now people are still speculating, well, what is it?

When will we see her again out and about walking around in real time? I feel like these people are So irrelevant that who's who? Royals, okay, like they're so desperate for not irrelevant in terms of news Well, this is my point. They're so irrelevant in terms of actual functional right use in the world that once in a while I my conspiracy theory is that they will concoct a big story like this. Oh, interesting, they're the ones that are putting it out.

It's literal palace intrigue where you go like, where has she been? Oh my God, that is juicy. You go away for a while and then, and then let's put a weird Photoshopped photo up and then all of a sudden she'll reemerge and everything will be normal and they'll be back. She's fine.

I would not put it past them because. That is a juicy theory. Very interesting. Can Moshe do an offshoot called juicy theory? Juicy theory with your kids. The Juicy Scoop Jr. Colon juicy theory. No, but I think that's no knowledge

that the House of Windsor has to create intrigue between bunches and bunches of people to then sell stories. It's like how they were hiring for someone to make find news about Taylor Swift a few months ago. Oh, this is good. Because this is how people sell ads and get clicks is if they have Taylor Swift news. So there's people trying to create Taylor Swift content right now. Oh, right, so they have stories to write. So there's people like trying to create Taylor Swift content right now.

Oh right, so they have stories to write. Yes. So that's why you'll see a story in the news because people want to read stories about Taylor Swift where it's all of a sudden like, the bracelet that Taylor, how Taylor decided to wear that particular bracelet to the VMAs.

Oh. And it's like, how is this a story? It's because having her name in a headline is the only thing that a person will click on. That is, that's good scoop too. Now, Love is a headline is the only thing that a person will click on that is that's good scoop, too Now love is blind watch the whole thing is the reunion on tonight Chelsea looks good. She does look good. Yeah Did it I like it good

No, she was really pretty. She actually styled herself like Megan Fox and got a spray tan Yeah, so it says how does love is blind Chelsea feel about Trevor? Now Trevor was her other choice. Who had the, what do you call it? The duck tail? They seem better suited to each other. The mullet. The mullet. And they seem better suited for each other.

They did not get married. Her and her choice did not get married. Trevor needs a podcast bad. He's the right guy. Like a big beefy philosopher. That's what the world likes in the podcasting. You know what I mean? He's just a smart love, you know?

He's like a caveman who's read a book. And wants to learn and would change and like cry and change. It's so funny that you say that because I'm gonna just skip ahead and then we're gonna go back. But I don't know if you know, speaking of Taylor, that they won podcast of the year. Was the two brothers. I get, so you still love. Speaking of Taylor, that they won podcast of the year

was The Two Brothers. I get, so you still love. The Kelso Brothers. What's it called? Yeah, what's their show called anyway? Oh, that's the kind, you think that that's the kind of podcast that people love now. Like the viral thing is like either an older billionaire like swearing at his workers going like,

you don't fucking, you don't sleep in, you never sleep, you sleep when you're dead. Wait, as a podcast or as an actual video? What clips through the algorithm? Wait, those are videos? Yeah, it's like an old CEO doing business advice. Or it's like a muscular man thinking for the first time. Yes! He's just like, I thought, what if we were nice to people

and be like, whoa, that's what works. Right, giving the advice of like, yes, you're right. I feel, I get a lot of those clips too of just like, the reason that this marriage is having a problem is that do you talk to your wife? Do you ask her how she's feeling? Yes. Do you open the door for her?

That's your algorithm? Yeah. Because mine is like, don't say that to your child. Don't say good job. Look what happens when you say good job. Tell them how hard they worked on it. Like all of these millennial doctor, you know, kid psychologists telling you what to do.

That's so funny. And making you feel bad about your parenting. And mine is just. I get all kind of different things, but yeah, that's one of the things. But really quick, I was gonna say, oh, great way to find out what your spouse is doing or what they're really into.

I did it because I took my son's phone away from him one time and I went on his TikTok and I was like, what am I gonna see? Am I gonna see how to make a bomb? Am I gonna, what am I gonna see? Oh my God. No, I was so pleasantly surprised. What was it?

What was the worst thing? Lots of history stuff, lots of political stuff. Cute. And then like teenage funny prank funny boy stuff. Mine's just Turkish men making kebabs. I don't know why. It's evangelical Christian preachers and Turkish men going like, this is what we call kafta.

He's kidding. No, I'm not kidding. Why would you get evangelical creatures? The way the algorithm works is when you're scrolling through and somebody says something, you're like, what is this guy saying? And then you watch for too long. All of a sudden, all I get is like biblical truth

but from a guy that looks like he works at a vape bar. He's just like, you gotta- Well, I got on TikTok. God is dope. I get a lot of coming home videos still. It's still my favorite thing to watch, but I get so bummed when it's the same ones I've already seen a lot of coming home videos still. It's still my favorite thing to watch, but I get so bummed when it's the same ones I've already seen.

What's coming home videos? Like a parent who was in the military surprising their child or a child surprising their mom or whatever. You spend a lot of time on TikTok and Instagram because of the show, right? Yes, and I just really like it. Every time I'm like, put your phone away

and try to watch something on TV I start to get it sucked in a little bit, but I'm trying to do it a little bit less There's nothing more disturbing than what well because you enjoy it I do because I get the topics that I like to see what people are doing and all that kind of stuff and I mean it is a good source of all it but anyway, so they won they won and They won and- Is that surprising? I just was like, the combo of them winning

is they're two brothers, they're likable, but it first started where they had talked about sports, but then they even thanked the Swifties. All these other people started to love that they, so I feel as a person who predominantly has women and men who are into gossip and housewives and everything, I need to somehow get the audience of like sports something to then get into it. Like, if something happened with Peter and then I was screwing like a Brazilian soccer

star that could give me like an Italian... Are you talking about how you can win number one? like something happened with Peter, and then I was screwing like a Brazilian soccer star that could give me like an Italian, like an Italian international Brazilian. Yes, so I get a whole nother audience because that's international soccer. And the guy is hot and cute. And maybe he had like a sad backstory. Now we're screwed.

It's controversial. It's controversial because there's a huge age difference. I can't give them any kids. You leave them all your money though on the will, right? If we become number one at the I Heart Music Awards, yes. Media podcast awards. If you want the sports fans, you invited the right couple onto your podcast.

No, seriously, yeah. The Endless Honeymoon podcast is primarily sports based, right, would you say? No, Endless Honeymoon Podcast is our podcast that we do together. And it's a lot about football and bathing. No, it's not. People call in and give their deepest, darkest secrets,

and then we also give live relationship advice. Oh my God, we have to have Heather on because I feel like you have a lot of children's wisdom. You do, and you've never invited me, and a lot of people thought that was weird. No, I want you to do it. Okay, so wait, love is blind. Would you have ever done anything like this

back in our day before we found our spouses? No. No. Would you? I mean, if I was like 16 or 18. I, anything that where marriage is at the end of it, I would never do because I do believe that's sacred and I wouldn't want my first engagement

or my first wedding to maybe not be what it is. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't throw, but I was on Studs. You're probably too young to know what that show was. What is that again? It was a dating show, but it was just one episode on one night. With one guy and like four girls.

And we were on dates, but no one covered us on the dates. We just came back to the studio, talked about the dates, it was three girls, two guys, and I won. I picked the guy and the guy picked me. I might've done something like that. Wait, you did or you?

No, no, I'm saying I might have. Yeah. But I feel lucky because I never had to online date. Like it wasn't even a thing. No, I didn't do online dating either. Because it hasn't really been around for more than 10 years.

You never, that's not true. Oh wait, I did do online. Well no, no, but on the iPhone, like just so easily accessible. I did an awful mistake thing that I did. Do you wanna tell? When I was 26 or seven, I decided to take money I made from a real estate,

because I was a realtor, commission. And I did two things to try to find a husband. One was I joined Sports Club LA, which was $1,100. And it seemed huge, because I had a friend that was like, if you wanna meet a rich, powerful guy that's gonna help you in the business and be rich, go there. When that didn't pan out, I went down the street.

It was also pulled up. I believe marriage is sacred, but I joined a $1,100 gym to find an industry plant to share my life with. Exactly. I wanted to find an industry guy and they never liked me. And then, so then I said, I'm taking it to my home and I joined Great Expectations, which was a huge,

that was like 2,500 and that was a huge dumb mistake. Was that a dating service? Yes, and I had to do a video saying what I was into. And then they would go in and like, it's like a library of videos and then they'd watch you. And if they were attracted to you, then they would like leave a message. And then you'd go physically in there

and you'd get all these messages from people. And then you could check, okay, I have five guys and I looked at all five, okay, I'll take this one, this one, this one. But it was so overwhelming because I think I was like the youngest and sadly the cutest person that had done it. That I'm like, there's too many people for me to go through these VHS tapes about, can you just help me?

And the girl's like, this guy's a doctor, he's an anesthesiologist and lives in Mountain Beach, and this one is like pretty cute too. And so then I went out with both of them and then I didn't like either one of them after a few dates. And then I just dropped it. I never went back. Well, that's not so bad.

And then how did you meet your husband? A blind date. A mutual friend of mine that was working as the caterer. I dated him when I was 19. He was the caterer on the first writing show I ever had, which was Keenan and I Ruines' talk show. And the first day I went, I was like, Brian. And then we just were like platonic friends

and we talk on the phone and laugh. And then he's like, he was single and I was single. He's like, I have the guy for you. And what does Peter do? Well, now he is just, he's been working with me for like 10 years and manages everything and all that. But when I met him, he was in medical sales. And then he was a mortgage broker for many years

and a broker realtor he can buy and sell houses to. And then just, and then like about a year or two after I started the podcast, then he got involved. He's in the McDonald industry. He's, yeah. Then he got involved and it did do a lot better with his involvement. So that was good. And what happened with the first guy?

Working with your spouse is hard sometimes. We do it. It can be so great, but it can be challenging too. What were you gonna say? Wait, what happened with the, why did that guy? Oh, when I was 19? Oh, because he was 25 when I was 19 and I was in college. And we just went to like out a few times in the summer. And you were like, we're just gonna be friends. Yeah, and he was 25 when I was 19 and I was in college. And we just went to like out a few times in the summer.

And you were like, we're just gonna be friends. Yeah, and he was a dealer, which he had a nice house in Recita. He owned a house in Recita. A dealer of what? Pot. Oh, he was a drug dealer. Yeah. Okay, oh, got it, got it.

And he's like, have I got the guy for you. I didn't smoke weed at the time, but I thought it was kind of sexy. Sure. He took me to was kind of sexy. Sure. Took me to an Elton John concert. He had a BMW, he had a boat. We went to one of the lakes that are nearby. And I thought that was pretty sexy.

And he was 25, so I thought that was kind of cool. And then, yeah. Drug dealers are notoriously well-paid. It's true, it's one of the main perks. I always wonder about that. If a normal drug dealer didn't get into the ground business of it being legal and didn't buy an actual building or get a lease on it, are they pissed?

Oh yeah. Like them and pimps are really not necessary anymore. Well, I mean, as a former pimp, I can say the industry's dried up. I can say that right now. I lent Natasha my old jacket. Oh, well, you what? I lent Natasha my old pimp jacket.

Oh, one more thing to say about Love is Blind, though, is that, you know, there was someone on there was like, I'm just not ready to get married, but it's like, these people are too young to be getting married, I think. Yeah, they're like, the guys are like 25, yeah. And then, but they're going into it thinking they're, like they're that jaded that they're like,

I just need to, I'm ready to throw in the towel and just like marry anyone. Whenever I'm watching it, I'm like, all they want is to drink a glass of wine and sit on the couch and watch TV with their spouse. And I'm like, I need to appreciate what I have more. You're so right, that's what they're doing. Because I'm like, I need to appreciate what I have more. You're so right, because that's what they're doing. Because I'm like, that's all they want.

Is they just want, they're like, who's my person? I want my person. The amount of times they said. And every day I'm like, good morning person. Like, why am I not more thrilled about that? The amount of times they said the phrase, my person on this show. Is that like a politically correct thing

to not say my husband, my wife, because you want to be, honor people that like, same sex or trans. It was more like a depth, like this is my soulmate. It's like internet spirituality, like you're my, you are my person. Oh, I thought it was gonna be like, no matter what my person is as far as sexual identity,

it's my person. No, I think it's like, yeah. Okay, yeah. I wanna see queer love is blind, by the way. I'm sure it's my person. No, I think it's like, yeah. Okay, yeah. I wanna see queer love is blind, by the way. I'm sure it's- All these shows need to like do branch outs where it's all like a queer love is blind. They have, they have stuff like that.

You haven't seen Love on the Spectrum, Sweden? I do like Love on the Spectrum. You haven't seen Couple to Thrupple? We haven't seen that yet, no, but I am interested in joining as a cast member. I couldn't, it was crazy, but they had a gay couple and then a queer couple on there. And then of course everybody is trying to take on a third and it was a little slow, it was a little whatever,

but it was sort of fascinating to watch and I did watch it all the way through. Okay, I wanna just give you a little update on the Wendy Williams before we close the show. So I've talked a lot about this show. I love her and I yeah. So now her ex husband is saying I have not been paid my alimony payments that was part

of our divorce. They were married for whatever, 20 years, and she stopped him before the judge said I have to have this guardian that's not your family take over your money because your son- The conservatorship? The guardianship. They call it guardianship, financial guardianship, not the conservatorship to the level of Brittany. But they said because your son, who's like 22 or whatever,

had spent $300,000, and he said she allowed me to do that. And the mom, I watched the show, I was on the show. Wendy did spoil her son. I remember he was going to college and she was like, I'm fighting with big Kevin because he wants him to be in a dorm and no, someone in mine is gonna be in some crappy dorm, I'm giving him a beautiful apartment to live in, or whatever. So in mind is gonna be in some crappy dorm, I'm giving him a beautiful apartment to live in,

or whatever. So I do think that was probably okay. But now he's like, where's my payments of the last two years? And the guardian is saying there's no money left. They've been divorced, I thought. They're divorced, but he had- He got alimony.

He had an alimony payment, just like a man and a woman after 20 years, if the woman. That's right, honey. Even when the kid's in college? Hey, get used to it. No, but that's child support. This is not child support. This is just alimony.

But my thing is, well, alimony is based on what the person is making. So if you're making $10,000 a month at your job, then they say, okay, your wife's gonna get $3,000 a month, tax-free every year. So. Think about it. But she's not making any money.

So that should have been adjusted anyway, but he's like, I haven't gotten the payments for two years. Everyone's like, you're a piece of shit, you're awful. Because he had a side check and now he has a daughter or a child with that woman. But okay, so take off. He like finally broke up with her the morning his daughter was like born with his mistress.

He like, I think he treated her. No, he's still with the mistress I think. No, I know, but I'm saying he broke up with Wendy finally. You know like. Wendy broke up with him. Oh, Wendy broke up with him, but I'm just saying it was like he treated her. Like she said in that documentary, she's like,

yeah, I answered the phone. And she was like, you just had a baby with her, huh? You know, like, and then they got divorced. And then she was like, yeah, she was basically said, I put up with it all, I knew you were cheating, whatever. But once there was an actual life that I couldn't deny, like, and not just to, then I had to go. But playing the devil's advocate of the situation,

of course we all feel sorry for her and he's a piece of shit and whatever. But if, and I'm just saying if, this was a different thing. If there was a man who had a talk show and had problems with alcohol for years. And the show ended, and during that time of dealing with someone who was dealing with alcohol, the woman went and found love elsewhere while she was managing this alcoholic husband. And then the show ends, they get divorced, the wife goes on to live her life, and her

20-year marriage entitles her to this much a month. And then now not getting it. She did a top show for like 13 years. How did she go through all the money in two years? It makes no sense. No, no, they're keeping her money from her. I thought that's what it was. The Guardian is telling his lawyers, there is no money for you.

I trust that. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have money. No, he's saying they're broke. There's nothing to make accounts. And if there's anybody you can trust, it's the legal team of Wendy Williams. For sure, they're telling the truth. Well, listen, I started watching the movie

and then I slowly realized it was a little exploitive and because it's like confusing because all of her relatives are in it and her best friends interviewed the whole time, but her best friend has been going on like talk shows and saying that they misled her and it wasn't what anyone was promised and it is kind of like not cool.

I understand that. And so it just makes you a little uncomfortable to watch it. They said the sun was shimmering off of her underwear and stuff, that she had to take it off. Back to Sharon Stone, you guys. It's called a callback, but wait, I wanna just share this part

because I don't feel like this has gotten enough information. This is from the Michigan Chronicle. That's where the article came from. And it says that the New York judge overseeing Wendy Williams' guardianship was previously under investigation over what reporters described as concerning link between her guardianship cases. Several sources detailed a six-month probe about the judge, Lisa Sokoloff, over allegations that she took bribes from guardianship lawyers. The judge?

The judge. So, one of the guardians, the guardian that she appointed to Wendy Williams was a donor of hers. So what does this imply? Dirty business. There's a dirty bit like, hi, I'm the judge. You know what? Your child and your brother and nobody, they cannot be in charge of it. Someone's taking money from you.

I'm going to do it a guardianship. And the guardian just happens to be someone that donates to my becoming a judge. And now you're in charge of one of the most well-known queen of media women money. Well, that's exactly what happens in corporate America and US governance. You know, they'll appoint somebody, they'll do like a tax break for a big corporation and all of a sudden the CEO of that corporation is allowed to do an unlimited donation to that senator's reelection campaign, because it's not coming from the individual.

It's coming from the corporation. So this is like a mini version of that. This is kind of like the foundation of the way that we do business in this country. So very, very disturbing. So tell everybody about where they can follow you, your podcast, what dates you have coming up, your book, go ahead.

Well so Moshe and I, we do a podcast called the Endless Honeymoon Podcast and we take relationship advice. We really wanna get Heather on. You can just ask her, I'm right here. She's hard to get, Heather's hard to get, but we're thinking about looking across the table and asking her if she'll do it sometime.

But it is very fun because I have to say I'm able to bring a lot of things to Moshe in the podcast. We fight a lot. I love that. Almost as if it was couples therapy and it is also really great to get people's feedback. But also what's cool is that our listenership is like, we have noticed largely Gen Z people

calling in their first love relationship. And so there's a little bit of feeling, I mean you would love it so there's a little bit of feeling, I mean, you would love it because there's a little bit of feeling like, okay, the time I spent in this relationship is worth some, I do have some wisdom, but also we get to make fun of them because we're comedians. Yesterday we had this cute little gay boy in the middle of the South going,

he's like, I just got out of my first relationship and the guy's saying that his medication has changed and he's saying he might not be ready for this and I go, we're like oh, and he's like I just want him so much, I wanted to be with him forever and we were like, how old are you? He's like 18. I go, how old's the guy?

18. It's like, okay hon, you're gonna be all right. Like you're at the beginning of a very long journey. So that's really fun, the podcast. And then we, you've got your great book. Oh yeah, my book, The World Deserves My Children, got a lot of props fun, the podcast. And then you've got your great book. Oh yeah, my book, The World Deserves My Children, got a lot of props on Heather's podcast. Heck yeah.

I'm on tour, come see me, look at NatashaLujero.com. And I just released my second book, Subculture Vulture, well-reviewed in the New York Times, national bestseller, but it's basically a world, a kind of look at all the worlds that I've lived in in my life. AA, The 12 Steps, deafness and sign language interpreting. My family's all deaf.

The world of the Hasidic Jews. My dad was like a born again Hasidic Jew that I would basically cosplay as Tevye the Milkman for six weeks a year on my summer vacation from like my totally secular life in Oakland. The world of raves. I was a rave promoter, rave DJ, an ecstasy dealer, believe it or not, a clean and sober ecstasy dealer

in the early 90s in San Francisco. Burning Man, I've been to Burning Man 25 times and used to work there for a decade and a half and then the world that we all share, which is standup comedy. So I kinda do a history of each of those worlds. I love it, I'm getting it. I'm getting your book, I will love that.

And this weekend, I will be in Madison, Wisconsin at the Comedy Club on stage, so come see me in motioncash.com for all my upcoming dates. Thank you so much, you guys. I loved it. Come back again. Very fun. We could have talked for another five hours, but everyone has a life to do. Oh, we're doing, by the way, one more thing,

a live, endless honeymoon podcast for the Netflix is a Joke Festival, May 4th. Oh, great. Do you ever do this live? Oh, yeah. I do it live. My shows now are a combo. So I will be doing like fresh stand up by myself where I'm doing like traditional stand up. And then I will do some hot topics.

Oh, you like sit down and shift to the juice. Oh, that's fun. Live in a live show? In a live show. That's amazing. That's really cool. So that's my new shows coming out and I'll have some guests and things like that. So you get a little bit of both. That's fun. Yeah, so that's my new shows coming out and I'll have some guests and things like that.

So you get a little bit of both that it's not the whole thing. And if you're not, if you bring someone that doesn't know who I am or whatever, the topics are general and fun and they're just like something funny to be like, oh my God, or I save certain things just for those live shows.

I don't put them on Patreon, nothing, because they are so juicy and they're not to be repeated. Like, yeah. So do you take people's phones away? No, but I just say, please don't. I mean, they will be asked to leave and, you know, but like, I don't know if someone's gonna go and write about it on a, I can't stop that.

But like, no, you can't record or anything. But I'm going to ComedyWorks and at least they do it there. Cool. They take the phones there. Thanks you guys, love you. We love you, Heather. Thank you. And remember you guys, I'm going on the road

and you wanna come see me, you're gonna go to heathermcdahl.net. All the current dates are there. We're adding more dates all the time. Before a show is available to buy tickets for, I announced it on Patreon, which so you want to be a part of Patreon so you get those best seats and you get those meet and greets first before they sell out. It is all there, all the dates coming to lots of cities. So check it out, heathermcdahl.net.

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