KILL TONY - #637 - STEVEO + ADRIENNE IAPALUCCI

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

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Back in the cockpit again with the great Steve Bucket List, the newest special worldwide digital premiere, tomorrow night, November 14th. Welcome Steve O. Thank you. You were just kidding about Dr. Drew, it's a look alike. Yeah, it is a look. Yeah I was like if that fucking ass hole is here man. You have a history with Dr. Drew I love Dr. I

Used my brother. I got a joke about him and my my new bucket list special. Oh you do Yeah, I reached out to my said hey, Dr. Drew. I found this guy who is willing to put a four-inch needle into my spine and inject a drug into my spinal cavity to render me paralyzed while I'm in a full sprint. Yeah. Drew said, wow, do I hate that idea. For those of you that don't know, Steve O is fucking doing his own goddamn tricks and fucking, I don't even know what we call it,

Steve O shit to a whole new fucking level. I watched the intro to this, to this special. It's multi-media comedy special. Multimedia comedy special, yes. Absolutely, it's more special than a normal special. It's fucking so special. It's so special. It's so special, I might give it a golden ticket

to perform every time. We have a bunch of handicap people that win golden tickets. I'm, can I tell them about how it starts? Do you go for it? So fucking, he's, wait, I mean, how do I even describe it? Bill Ber is... Yeah, I wanted to make it an elaborate big deal opening

sequence. We always want to do that. So I thought, it's got to be how I get to the theater. Maybe I can start out on a rooftop where a huge helicopter like hovers above me drops a rope ladder. I grab the rope ladder and the helicopter just flies off with me hanging on by my bare hands. And like, it dunks me into a lake and then I'm a wet and then through the electrical wires and like, bye! And then I drop off the rope ladder onto the roof of the moving tour bus,

which delivers me to the theater. And Bill Burr is flying the helicopter the entire time, so it's fucking epic as hell. Mixed in noise for her first time on the panel here on Kiltzoni, the great Adrian I Polucci, everybody. The dark queen of New York comedy, taping her special of the comedy, seller, December 3rd, and 4th. Epic times this weekend here hanging out, Adrian, how you doing? I'm good. I love it. So excited. All these people know who I am.

Yes. This is a true debut and introduction to the Killtony universe. We're going to have fun tonight. Over 200 innocent souls signed up for the chance to hopefully get their name pulled out of this bucket. That is how things are going. They are stuffed into a bar next door, waiting, hopefully, hoping, hoping that someone comes over and yells their name. They run through the back to the backstage area where they wait nervously. And then I call them up. They get 60 seconds of stand-up time on interrupted. You know their time is up in here. The sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. And then I interview them. We find out more about them with our esteemed panel. You guys ready to start the fucking show? Well, you guys know how it works. I'm going to pre-pull a name out of this bucket and we're going to grab them.

While that is happening, I'm going to introduce your first comedian doing a minute tonight. He's a regular on the show and he has been for now what, two and a half years, went from living in his van to absolutely being a superstar. Cells out every single weekend, adding shows to his sold out headlining weekends. The kid is a full, bonafide, successful comedian.

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Redban and I both very impressed at your unfollow Instagram joke. Thank you, Tony. I maybe should have saved that one for later, but I'm glad that I did it. You're talking about your upcoming arena battle. I'm coming to this battle, yes. Rick Diaz. Against Rick Diaz, but no, I'm glad that I did it.

Got it out. My system, my girlfriend will watch it one week from now. And it should be fine. Did she get mad at you for all the stuff you say on here? I blocked Kill Tony on her YouTube. Did you really? Yeah, it doesn't show up anymore. Wow.

And you think she doesn't have a way of going and finding it? I don't think she wants to go out of her way to be sad. Very interesting, but she knew you before she met you. She knew what she was getting into. She was attracted to you from this show. Yes. And now she can't handle it. Yeah, you know, like Patrice O'Neil said, the fisher,

you get the fish, and then the fish is like, why do you have a fishing pole? Wait, what? What? Okay. No. I think Patrice O'Neil probably said it a little better than that. Oh my goodness. Wait, I missed quote one of the grades. All right, so to stay Whoa! Yikes! Wow!

So let's talk about this Atlanta strip club a little bit. What happened there? Did you get a lap dance? It was a totally made up story just to do some racism. Wow! Look at that! Just to do some racism everybody. Not just to do some racist jokes. He's being very honest. Just to do some racism. Not to do racial jokes, not to do jokes, to do racism. I love it. This is the Hans Kim we've grown to know and love. Yes. Truly racist because he can get away with it. Yes, I mean, I'm not racist.

I just enjoy it a little too much, but... Like if you're attracted to children, but you don't fuck children, you're not a pedophile. Oh. This is another, there's a lot of fucking, a lot of TikTok clips coming out of this set tonight. Holy shit. Wow.

Did George Carlin once say that? What great comedian, what great comedian's legacy are you tarnishing now? Oh my god. This is incredible, Hans. Absolutely amazing. What do you guys think about Hans Kim? Any words of wisdom from Steve or Adrian? Any take-out? Can you explain the racist joke? I just didn't get it.

The black box, I mean a box is a slang term for pussy. Right. And then a black box theater is like a theatrical venue. Like, you know, it's like a place where you watch Shakespeare and to just oppose that. It's where people perform when they start stand-up if they're not already worldwide famous. I like it.

It's where I... If they're not a giant movie star and you start an art form, you perform in a black box theater. So, that was a great joke. Thank you. That is true. That is true. I showed my work, I'm an Asian, I do math.

I love it. I absolutely love it. Adrian, any thoughts on Hans Kim? I like that you figured out a way to think about fucking kids. Without fucking kids. Thank you. You really are Asian. It is true.

It is true. So you know, you feel like kids over there. That's true. What did you just say? We all what? We all look like kids over there. That's true. What did you just say? We all what? We all look like children over there, so. Oh, okay. Alright, yes.

And also here. Yeah, everywhere we go. We want to get into it. Amazing. Hans Kim, you did it again. You got the show started. You're a legend. Not an easy job to do and you do it.

Every fucking week, Hans Kim, everybody, there he goes. There he goes. All right. I'm going to pull another name to Wrangle while this person makes their, what I believe has to be their Killtony debut. Makes some noise for out of the bucket. Now, this is about where anything can happen. You guys kind of maybe get it,

but we're about to meet this person together. Make some noise for Tyler Randall, everybody. Tyler Randall. And opportunity of a lifetime for Tyler Randall. Hey, my name's Tyler. I'm just kidding. Young call me daddy. Have you ever choked on a dick? Well, I have not, because I don't have a gag reflex. Anyway, so my best friend had a baby So my best friend had a baby. And then an abortion. And then a baby.

Then an abortion. And I think she's finally done having kids now. Before a while there, her and God were just sending each other babies. So I started college again recently and I'm a millennial, but most of my classmates are Jin Z. And now listen, I'm not saying I can don't school shootings, but I understand what they happen. And I know I look like a spoiled rich white kid, but just like all of my Black friend, my dad wasn't around. So there's one thing me and my friend Hannon Common. Well, and we both called each other the N words,

really two things. I'm joking, joking. Okay, you could finish it. What was the end of that? I don't actually have a Black friend. Oh, there you go. Okay, very funny time of Randall. Very funny, unbelievable. No gag reflex, huh? If you want to find out after the show. You know what?

I think we just found our newest regular everybody here that's kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, all right., I'm kidding. I'm kidding, all right. You had George Michael loaded up already? How does it go? Wow, amazing. This is my dear son.

I've never told anybody about. The Apple doesn't fall far from the Gay Tree with you. OK, that's a nut. Jesus, we work into the Santa Fecks. Hot fingers read band over here. So Tyler, let's talk about it. How long have you been doing stand up? I started in March.

March, okay, barely knew. Few months of stand up. Okay, what made you wanna start? Stage fright. I wanted to get over it. I've kind of always wanted a career and entertainment. So I was like, uh, what better way than like exposure therapy Okay, very nice Clearly facing fears is a thing you must also be afraid of getting aids

So it appears as though you jumped right into the getting aids. I will blow you That's I don't think that's how you get aids, by the way. I'm sure you need an open wound inside of your butthole for that one. But who's paying attention, you know what I mean? No, so much. That's true. I study the art form very closely. So you started in March, when you say you wanted a life in entertainment, so you decided to face stage fright first What type of entertainment are you talking about? Well, I started taking voice lessons like probably five years ago and acting lessons and then comedy and improv so Whatever happens. How do you afford all these lessons? What do you do for a living?

I do hair. I've been doing hair for almost 12 years. Okay. All right. What type of What's your specialty? Bollyars. So if anybody needs Bollyars, come see me. Wow. That is somehow that is the gayest thing you set up here I have no idea what that means, but I was that was that was ganger than admitting you don't have a gag reflex I don't know what made me ask your specialty either, but like, that was fucking a thaliage. Is that like Napoleon Dynamite style? What is that? The little input from Red Band there.

It's just like a color that blends down from your natural into like blonde on the, it's like her hair. Oh, you have a little bollyage. Are you talking about roots? Okay, another one for her roots. That's usually like this. Okay, Red Man, very active early on in the episode. Here we go.

Okay, so Tyler, let's talk about it. You make all this money doing hair, so you're kind of like a wildly successful hair stylist. My guess, so I'm kind of, I'm ready for something else. I've been doing it for a while, so. OK, where do you see all this going? You've started in March. Here you are on Kiltoni. What else?

What are some big goals for you? I want to move to New York. Where do you live now? I live here. How long have you lived here? Eight years? Where are you originally from? I'm from West Texas, a little bit of a town called Brownwood.

West Texas. So, oh wow, this lady is from Brownwood. Wow, this is incredible. Wow, you were born in Brownwood. Brownwood is also what he has after he asks for somebody. Yeah, that's how you do it. That is how it's done. This is Phil Tom.

Have you ever thought about that before? Brownwood, and your chocolatey dick? It's what I call my Indian friend. Oh. Okay. All right. It's what I call my Indian friend. Oh. OK. All right. So Tyler, very, very interesting. Steve, what do you think about this kid?

He said that he admitted that he doesn't have a gag reflex. It was not an admission. That was a brag. Yeah. OK. And what I want to know is, what That was a brag. Yeah. Okay. And what I want to know is what do you charge for a... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha When you do something's hair, you know my lady shall get her hair done and it'll be like some outrageously expensive shit, so It's usually between like three to six hundred Six hundred and that is for cutting yeah like

Bollyage cut color yeah, Bollyage It's what I do. Oh my goodness. Now let me ask you this. What do your West Texas parents think about having someone so incredibly gay for a son? Are they like tough Texans? Because I'm looking at this lady right here and she looks disappointed in you and she's not even related to you.

No, they're supportive surprisingly but yeah they like both on a ton of guns and yeah they're like small town, Trump people like probably most of this crowd. Yeah, absolutely or big town Trump people like most of this crowd. Absolutely because a good economy and no wars was a good thing. Anyway, no, I mean, no, I'm kidding. Totally joking, guys. No, let's not get political. Shut up.

Anyway. 2024. Anyway, Steve, oh. Can't you do an impersonation of a not gay guy? Ooh, good fucking question. I Love it. I've been doing one for 30 years Shut up. It's not that funny. It's hilarious Let me see if I can do it

No Um, no, no, no, you cannot. Oh, God, damn that was perfect comedy right there. Oh, my God. That um was incredible. I was just gonna say my name's Tony Hingecliff. Oh, you son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. Oh. Oh.

Oh. If anybody went to Bali, I should have to show up. Oh. Have you ever done a double Baliage before? Are you asking for you and someone else? Oh, everything you say, it's just a, I've been paid for a drink in Austin since I got here. It's not happening tonight. What is your drink? Steven. Steven, what's your drink?

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Seaman. Come on. Come on. It's too easy sometimes. Splash of blood. I love it. Come teeny, please. I don't remember what I ordered at Mitzi's last time I came to the show, but oh, yeah, they had some one in the Mitzi too in the shitsy. You know what I ordered at midsy's last time I came to the show but oh yeah, I had some one in the midsy too in the shitsy You know what I'm saying there that's a fucking Lutley absolutely you're a wild boy So let me ask you this no gag reflex can you show us with your hands The length and width of the largest penis that you've ever consumed

Like this microphone is it was a shape kind of cone-like like that? No bigger? Just lady shut the fuck up for the rest of it. Control your whatever that fucking thing is. Just a big long brown shaft. Okay, was it a black guy? When you say brown, it could be multiple. Long brown shaft is also an Indian friend.

Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya. I am long brown shaft. Hell yeah, some of that chief beef, you know what I'm saying? Some of that fucking command-chee, you know what I mean? Some of that fucking, some of that fucking brown river. Okay, all right, that's enough. Anything else crazy we should know about you, Tyler, before letting you go, Adrian, what do you think about this guy?

What do you think about your little brother here I think he's great I love you too what I if you want to stay in comedy or show business what you need to do to take it to the next level is transition you have the joke so you're so funny already that would really put you over the edge. It is true. I was just a carabbit for Halloween. That's a good start. Shit.

Just a carabbit put the car in the wrong hole. You know how I'm saying that? Rabbit joke. Then you really make your parents proud. It is true. Being a normal gay guy is so 10 years ago. It's time to up it to the next level. You could be like, you could kind of have a re-apparalman look to you. You could pull off,

something like that. A little bit of an old reference, but Red Band loves it. Tyler, I'm going to give you a big joke book. You could shove this anywhere you want. In your mouth, your butt, anything you want to do with it. There you go. Any compets it. He caught it. Much like monkey pox. He caught it. Mixed in a sort of Tyler Randall, everybody. He's also leaving here with a gel blaster. You don't want to, you know, want to know where that's going to end up. His butt. It's another stuff up his butt joke. Alright, pull another name out of the bucket. Mix the noise for Kojak everybody. It's Kojak. I'm Towers Blackfriend. Hey, I'm Black and I'm gay. I know I look like David Goggins of the Soul Motivation

was a sucker marathon o'cock. Who's gonna carry the cocks? Am I log? I said, a killin' a machinus. Showin' how well you suck seed. Say hard. Don't stop suckin' him how well you succeed. Say hard. Don't stop sucking dick when you're tired. Stop sucking dick when you're done. Stay hard.

A woke up this morning around 15 miles. A gay demon chased me for the first two. He got tired. I didn't. Stay hard. I'm black and I'm gay. I'll leave you guys with this. I'm black and I'm gay.

I didn't get HIV. I stole HIV. My name is Kojak. You guys are great. Kojak ladies and gentlemen, and this episode is extra gay It's amazing two for two out of the bucket pulls Dematness is in hell right now everybody for those who be the donor

D madness is our senior homophobic correspondent he is blind and senior homophobic correspondent. He is blind and he has only one type of person he doesn't like and it appears to be the gay man. Is that fair to say D? Yeah. I'm dead. That was amazing. Oh, that was amazing. Imagine, imagine how homophobic he be if he could see somebody's flag as out here. Oh, I'm pretty sure he smells your guys' dicks. It's the problem. That's why he's pushing the right wing. That's right, demoness.

Absolutely. You can do no wrong. Do your absolutely. I'm about to hand for demoness, everybody. The man, the man, the legend. So, Kojak, you've been on the show before, correct? That's right. That's right. How did it go last time?

What happened? It went good. I got a hand job at the lake from a nephew laser. nephew laser. Yeah, I said it was a twink with a mullet. Oh, there was another kid with a mullet on the show. And you said he looked like Uncle laser was Uncle laser. Gotcha, gotcha. OK, and he gave you a hand job after the show?

No, I had to lake. Right, but that was after the taping that you were on. Yeah, that's right. OK, I'm just trying to understand what you're saying here. And he was on the same episode, is he? Ah, yeah. OK, did you tell him that you were going to talk about him giving a hand job to you?

Well, no. Look at that. You guys just throw each other under the buses all the time. Back at the bus. There you go. Absolutely. All right. I'm still black. OK, co- There you go. Absolutely. All right. I'm still black.

OK, co-check. We got you. You're black in your game. I pretty much get it at this point. How has your life changed since you were on this show? You've only been on ones before. How long ago was that? That was about four months ago.

OK, so what's gone on since then? Oh, it's great. I've been getting shows. People know me. They call me. They say, hey, you're black in your game. And I'm like, yeah, that's me, thank you. That's really your branding, that's your thing.

It's only one, baby. Wow, yeah, there's a lot more than one, but it isn't credible. It is incredible. He literally wears anal beads around his neck. It is amazing. It takes a specific type of gay man to rock the Inuit's Red Band. Last episode, you were doing the black and gay thing

after every joke. Also, Is that your whole like 15 minutes is just doing the black and gay stuff or do you have any material that's not about you mostly David Aguil and stuff. I mean, how much how long of a set can you do? I don't like 20 minutes before. Okay. All right. I've done a few shows. Okay. Absolutely coach. I do have any other special skills or talents that we haven't talked about before? Hmm. Uh, no, but I was thinking that, uh, while I was 14, the first time I went to a stripper bar. A stripper bar. Yeah. A stripper bar.

Yeah, a stripper bar. Yeah, a stripper bar. You talking about a stripper bar? Actually, a stripper bar at 14, yeah. What's a stripper bar to you? Ha is that mean exactly? Where are you from? I'm from Philly. Philly, and you went to a stripper bar. And what's Philly? In the back of a liquor store.

The back of a liquor store. When I was 14. There's strippers and it's a bar. Yeah, it was pretty good. Not a club. Not a club. Was there a poll? No, no poll.

No poll. Was there a stage? Yeah, two nasty bitches on stage All right, I think about it when you became gay. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah 14 year old should not be seeing that so what happened there? It was like a club full of like imagine like a club full of David Jollies and like two 14 year old boys and Go ahead boy. Go ahead. Get up see any push us to the stage to the front and The ladies were doing stuff. I don't know. They were putting

high-income bottles in each other's vagina and I don't know, that kind of scarred me and so I don't know, nature versus nurture. I don't know if I was born gay or if that just scarred me towards a jerk. Did you feel gay before that? Yeah. Yeah, okay. That makes sense. That kind of really stamped it on there. Right. Okay. What's the gayest thing you've ever done? You're so excited to be gay and black. I'm gonna ask what the blackest thing you've ever done is after this But what we'll start with gay gayist thing you've ever done before Really think about it. Take a second to think about it. I Play catch on a new beach with my boyfriend in front of a couple hundred people.

Okay, what type of catch? What type of catch are you playing? Balls? That's pretty gay. Handball football, we thought a football around. Okay, but naked football throwing. Trying to reclaim our a football around. Okay, but... But naked football throwing. Trying to reclaim our youth, baby. Okay.

So football's the most gay thing you've ever done? Ha ha ha ha ha. I get a feeling throwing a football's also the blackest thing you've ever done. So I don't even think I need to ask the second question. But let's go with it anyway. What do you think the blackest thing you've ever done is? Well, I make a good baked macaroni and cheese. Ooh black and cheese. Oh, thanks given. Wow look at that. You want to come over? Nope? I'm gonna stick to my craft

It's a mac and cheese joke right there. Fucking out of nowhere. You got it. Sometimes you're all right Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. OK, Kojak. Man, so much gay on this stage so far. You guys have anything for Kojak? Any thoughts or anything? If you didn't tell us that you were gay,

I never would have guessed. Yeah, brawn straight as fuck, bro. I'm straight as fuck, bro. Yeah, so. Is that it? Is that the other guy couldn't get straight either broms straight as fuck bro. I'm straight as fuck bro. Yeah, so is that it is that the other guy Couldn't get straight either straight as fuck bro Like you don't have any kind of an affect or anything like and it's maybe not right, but Could you do an impersonation of a gay guy? It's a good question. That's a good. Oh shit. Do not put that in your mouth

good question. That's a good, oh shit. Do not put that in your mouth. I saw the Oogay wheels turning there. Gay wheels, eh, eh. Transformers? Like, oh my god, like, hey, like, I wasn't, I don't know if I was born gay or like, I don't know, I imagine if I was born guy, I'd be like in the womb and they would cut me up and I'm like, oh get me out of here. It's thinks in here. All right that's terrible.

I know. Adrian you have anything for coaching? I actually like the gay thing you just did better than your dreams. I guess I'll play up to the stereotype. I really like, don't stop sucking dick when you're tired. Stop when you're done. That's what I mean, maybe. Say hard.

Yeah. That's a good question. Just keep that. Say hard. There he goes, Kojak, everybody. Last time you were on, you got a little joke book. There you go. Use it.

All right, I'm going to bring somebody up here to take all the gay out of the stage real quick. We're just going to sage it with an extremely straight man. Ladies and gentlemen, yes, the good old straight saging of a man that loves vagina very much. She is an absolute star famous with children and adults all around the world. Make some noise for the viral sensation, Killtony Regular, this is Cam Patterson, everybody. Yeah. It's been, it's been getting fucked so far, nigga got down. A lot of people know me now for the guy that likes rocks and that's cool. But every time I do a set, somebody yells at that.

So if you yell at that before I get to say, I'ma tell you something. This was real shit, I was stoned the fuck I told ass. I'm tired of hearing it, leave me the fucking loan about it, okay? Like, real shit, not that I got out of the way, I can go on with my set. I was walking down the street today, and the cop had seen me, and I was J walk,

that's my favorite crime to commit. And I was J walkin' the cop and seen me, you like, hey, what's your name? I was like, what, who like, what is your name? I was like, what? He was like, what is your name? And listen, me and Kyle, if I don't get along, so I was getting ready to run away. Uh, because I was terrified. He kept going, what is your name?

And I was like, what the fuck do you want? And then he went, do you like rocks? And I was like, you should have started with that bitch. And I was like, yeah, I do like rocks.. And I was like, yeah, I do like rocks. And then he was like, you got some of your pocket. I said, guess. And then he arrested me. That's my time. Thank you guys so much. Boom. Exactly one minute.

Pam Patterson, I love it. Talking about rocks. Yeah. It works. It works. Well, your family's for Might as, fucking stretch it out of it. I'm gonna talk about this shit. Absolutely. Yeah, I got a big one.

This is it. You somebody gave me this shit. Whoa. Boom. Damn, I met a guy 10 minutes ago that could swallow that. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I didn't even get a heel though. Yeah, dude, it's bad.

You might have to keep that rock away from demandness. You might try to throw it out on something like that. End up hitting an innocent, innocent audience member. So Cam, that's fun. How's life going? Tell us about it. Good, bro. I got clothes now.

Yeah. You sure I got clothes? It's sitting there. I'm wearing clothes. I got shoes on. Yeah, man. I'm getting money for the, I got shoes on. Yeah, man. I'm getting money for the first time in my life. I don't know to do it.

I'm just buying dumb shit. Uh, having a good time, man. That's pretty cool. That is what it's all about. You're making money, might as well spend it. I do remember, I do believe it was only about three or four months ago. You're up here in a plain white t-shirt, sweat pants,

and slides saying, I'm never gonna change. And here you are. It took no time at all. Decked out polo full-bodied suit, come with 10 issues. Like a fully grown adult. I got that first theater ticket, like, now I'm done. This is over. We do live that life. We are getting on a jet this week to go to Phoenix and San Diego Living jet life with our wild Texas friends. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. Yeah, I'm gonna send a I'm saying don't video to my home Well, I'm gonna go eat a jet fuck nigga. We doing it. Yeah, we live in life right now bitch fuck you That's not that I have a good time and it is gonna be your first jet ride. What are your expectations in this type of a

Situation I just hope we land, that's all it is. All I hope is that we land, that's the most important part. There is no doubt about it. You bring me two white bitches on the jet, that's what I want. So I ask, two white bitches. Yep, well, there will be two white bitch types with you. I don't know. I don't know if there's William and Hans Count. Hans and he white. And they can Chinese Vietnamese and some other shit. He's neither one of those things.

Korean! He's no Mies, that's right. Go, I'ma jean, you fuck you, that's right. I know my nigga Hans is. A killer, they have fuck Rick D.S. Yeah! Fuck Rick D.S. The crowd.

They're a real big fuck Rick D.S. The crowd goes wild. They war between Hans and Rick Diaz is reigning supreme. People are taking sides. Nobody is on Rick Diaz's side. He's in Brussels right now having to just absorb all of this. Yeah, he'll beat. Yeah.

Let's see. You guys have seen Cam Patterson before, the sensation, stebo-atrian, any thoughts on Cam Patterson? Just do some racism. Yeah, I do. Ha ha ha ha. Had a little bit of it. A little bit of it.

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's a, I think you're a really good looking guy, great energy. You know. Thank you. I like good looking guy, great energy. You know. Thank you. I like your teeth. Thanks, man. Hell yeah.

Oh, boy. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I'm being foolish to hear you. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm putting it right here. Hell yeah. How much of those teeth cost? Oh my god, which set? Why don't you just take that one? You got different ones.

Why, yeah, I've been through, like... I've been through teeth. I got... Hell. It's like a fucking disaster, man. My whole body is a fucking disaster. I can only imagine you do a wow shit, then. Yeah. Hell, it's like a fucking disaster man. My whole body is a fucking disaster man. I can only imagine you do a wow shit then.

Yeah. Look, you like the most extreme white man of all time. Are you nuts? Yeah. Yeah. It's just true. Thanks man. And you have not seen extreme until you see bucket list,

making its worldwide digital premiere tomorrow. Yeah, absolutely wild. But seriously, how much do you think just on Tithalone, if you had to guess? How many Bali-Ajis could you buy? Wow, with all the money I made, stapling my Bali-Aj, my leg. So much of balls? Yeah. We did that. Yeah, drop in the bucket, baby. That's crazy, nigga. So, what are you going to Phoenix for?

It's a gizzing gig. Well, him. Yeah, he's taking me. I'm going to take my war. You're going to the fully grown tour. Yeah, he takes my everywhere with him. That's where he goes to go do races. Yeah.

That's where I go to go do races. Yeah, I'm going to go to the races. Yeah, I'm going to go to the fully grown tour? Yeah, he takes away everywhere with him. That's where he goes to go do races. Yeah. That's right. We all are going to go do races. I lock up phones and we do some racism in different cities. It's people pay money for it and it's working out just fine. You have added shows to the 2024 stretch in Portland and Boston, very, very liberal cities.

It seems very excited of Boston, very, very liberal cities, it seems. It's so very excited of having a, very, very different jokes in their cities. It's gonna be fun. Absolutely, 100%. Yeah, you're right, man. I like that. Thank you so much.

It's been a trip, but I really enjoyed it. Thank y'all so much, now I see it. Tony, I see, I get to see seasons for the first time because of Tony, that shit was crazy. That's true. I see the leaves change. I ain't never seen that shit before though. He was, it was pretty wild.

Philly, Youngstown, Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what cool is for. Yeah. Yeah, like the dude. You're gonna see New York City December 1st. That's what you fucking, a snowy little winter wonder. Have you been around the show?

I've never seen snow before. Oh wonder. Have you been around show it? Nine of these? Oh, shit. You've never seen snow before. Wow. You're going to love it. It is? Yeah. Am I?

Black people love snow. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only thing you lie to me. You can't drown in the snow. You could stand on it and throw it. Yeah, didn't look at the mess out and never seen a snow. Yeah.

That's true. That is true. You feel it, though. Cam, you're an absolute star. You're fucking unbelievable. Your trajectory is wild. Perhaps one of the strongest regulars in the history of the show, We fucking love you.

Oh, you've been. Cam Patterson, ladies and gentlemen, you've done it again. Oh, no. All right. Hold another name out of the bucket. Make some noise. We're going to meet them all together.

Brent Breed, everybody. Brent Reed is next on Killtony. Brent Reed. Hey. I just moved here from Alabama, which surprises people, because I look like Rachel Maddale's bit mojy Hell yeah, call my dad today as a hey man has it go and he goes brother fires any better I'd be twins can someone here explain to me what the fuck that means

I'm a favorite one growing up. He did redneck dad's talking riddles my favorite one growing up He'd be working on something. I'd give him advice. Go Brent. I'm the one fucking this big You're the one holding it down. You ever heard that one? It's like'd be working on something I'd give him advice. He'd go, Brent, I'm the one fucking this big, you're the one holding it down. You ever heard that one? It's like, all right, well I'm six. You just taught me beastieality, non-consensual sex and metaphor. All in one swoop. Getting adjusted.

I'm getting adjusted to Austin. I had my first tarot card reading. Anybody here worship the devil? Yeah, tarot card readings are fun because sometimes you get tired hearing about why you're sad from a licensed therapist, you know. Sometimes you need to hear it from a charismatic 19 year old witch. Somebody with some real credibility. My girlfriend's into that stuff, she's into tarot, she's into astrology, I'm more realistic.

I'm into things like professional wrestling. I think I'm running out of time. I was talking to a lady recently. She told me skinny guys have big dicks. Have you guys ever heard that? That's how I found out All right, well fuck me. All right, there you go. What was that joke gonna be? Hey, what was that joke gonna be? Oh, uh, it where at a wrestling match? She says she leans over and she goes, hey, you know, this shit that joke gonna be? Oh, uh, it, where it arrests Link Matt, she says, uh, she leans over, she goes, Hey, you know, this shit is fake, right? I go, Hey, you know, astrology is fake.

It ends with a line. She says, uh, Oh, this was a long time, dude. It was too much. Forget it, forget it. I don't even want to. It's a good bit. No, no, no, it is. It was, it was too long. All right.

I'll just, all right. That's fair. All right. How's it going? So welcome, Brent. Thank you. Thank you. Thank right. That's fair. All right. How's it going? So welcome Brent first time on the show second Okay, when was the other one like six months ago here? Yeah, right. How did that go? About the same okay, yeah, then you moved here since center of you been here Yeah, I've been here for eight months eight months and what did you move here exactly?

Comedy yeah, I did comedy for four years in Huntsville and then in Alabama and then moved here to further pursue it. It's been going better than it is right now. Right? Right. Absolutely. I love it. Lady, it's just fucking bitch in the front. You are the absolutely the worst. You have to stop making that noise. It's driving me absolutely fucking insane. Are you cool? Can you not make that fuck? Whaaaaat? It's horrible. You got it? I don't care if you don't enjoy yourself for the rest of the night.

You need to shut the fuck up. You're horrible. If you do it again, we're switching you out. And you should know better. You come here all the time and you brought this fucking freak with you. It's so annoying. This is a live show. It's annoying.

You guys are in the front. It's fucking horrible. You're so annoying. This is a live show. It's annoying. You guys are in the front. It's fucking horrible. You're so annoying. You're terrible. It's so rare that I hate someone in the audience so much. But you have figured out a way to fucking penetrate everything that I hate about an audience. It's unbelievable.

I know her, actually. Really? Yeah, she's friends with my friend Heath. Oh, Heath. Cortus. Yeah. Whoa. Oh my goodness. Heath lives on my couch. Heath lives on your couch. Yes. This is incredible. Didn't you see her on the couch with

Heath? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Boy, oh boy. Yeah. Truth comes out. Has this all been in the past three weeks? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. She was never there before. No. And now here she is in the front row, making a bunch of racket. Boy, you were quick to fucking figure out, huh? What a slut. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, look at those fucking itty bitty titties right there.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Perfect size for he. That is true. That's a mouthful for he Okay, just moving along smoothly. Yeah, let's do it. I think we have to be quieted down for the rest of the fucking night It's gonna be perfect. So that's awesome Brent read. What do you do for a living? I work at the airport making pizzas At the Austin airport. Yeah, Austin Airport. Maybe salvation Pete. I shouldn't have said that Austin Airport? Austin Airport, baby, Salvation Pete.

I shouldn't have said that. There you go. So VIA 313 you work out. It's a gate 11. Okay. Yeah. Pretty good. We're committing that.

That's a left turn from TSA though, right? Not a lot of people make it down there. Yeah, not a lot. Yeah, yeah. Left that at TSA. Oh yeah, I just had it. Oh yeah. Is that right?

It's not right. It's right. It's right. It's right. It's right. Oh yeah, it's that red bread. Red bread, it's an airplane ticket just to go there and then please take it to go I get a wheelchair. That's right a real cheer Love it. So Brent, what do you do for fun around here? I do a lot of comedy I'm not doing a lot of been depressed and not doing a lot outside of comedy do comedy and go to work When you say you're depressed what exactly does that mean? What are your symptoms? You ever, just be in sad and playing video games all the time. How can you be sad when you have sweet little heath cordists on your couch?

That's true. No, he's the best. He's the sweetest boy. Yeah. Man. Yeah. No, he's the best. You're right. He is a sudden, getting home from work and having him. Yesterday I got home from work and he was on the couch. He goes hey a nice lady from Australia Send me a picture of her titties today and I was like I love the update I think that is a nice lady. That's nice amazing. I everyone everyone's rooting for it tremendously

Heath is a monster. So where did you met Heath and Alabama? Yeah, yeah Yeah, I met him in Alabama. We weren't close until, like, a couple of months ago, he stayed on my couch to visit, and then he came and moved on our couch. We weren't close before that. He's only been 21 for, like, two seconds. So he wasn't allowed to get into a lot of the shows. Right.

Amazing. But he would crush every time, like, a coffee shop or whatever when I saw him. Yeah. He was great. Yeah. I love it. Do you guys write together?

You guys hang out? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, we write together. We hang out. We smoke weed. Touch buds. I love it. Do you guys write together? You guys hang out? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, we write together, we hang out. We smoke weed. Touch buds. I love it. It's good. I love it. Have you taken advantage of having,

do people think like your father and son with you guys working on it? All the time. I think that our neighbors think I'm fucking him. Um. Oh. Oh. They're from Alabama.

Yeah. Well, it's that father and son. Well, I'm a father and son. Well, I'm fucking. We're not actually related. I'm not attracted to him. Yeah. Yeah, take advantage.

What is your type? What are you attracted to? I like my cousin, good one, sister. I like a... What a chatty heckling women in the audience tonight. What's happening out there? I like a pale... Ohty heckling women in the audience tonight. What's happening out there? What's all like a pale? Oh shit. Go ahead. You do your thing. No, it's okay I think I'll get it. I think it's because you gave two of my cup here so now everybody thinks they can do it cool glasses

If the women if the women in the room behave themselves for the rest of the show I'll do an ad next week for equal pay. How about that? How does everyone feel about that? Is that good? Is that a deal? Fuckin' Steve O. I was really waiting for your answer to the question of what you're into, because if you said you were gay, I would totally believe you. Yeah, not surprisingly, not gay, I think I would do well if I was a gay man. Not a gay man not a gay man i like uh if if i'm with a white woman i like a pale lady

with tattoos but i like i was with my first Hispanic lady recently that was fun i did that go cool but just the best but yeah wow that's rare Hispanic women cool buts no rare no it's easy square square butt nothing red band again extra red bull or something before tonight's show It's a lot of contributions tonight square butt white women jokes bunch bob square pants is what I usually call Mexican SpongeBob Square butt. That's fun. It's good. Is skinny guys have big digs? Is that a thing? I heard that once and read a joke about it. OK.

Yeah, skinny guys. Have you guys ever heard that? Skinny guys have big digs? No? Yeah. Got a yes here. Got a mean no from over there. It must be a no, because you were just

said, I have a big dig. Yeah. Well, the joke is, we don't have to talk about it. It wasn't funny. Why don't you do the end of the fucking joke instead of the beginning the middle the middle in the middle of it? Oh skinny guys have big dicks. That's how I found out that I got to gain some weight. I'm supposed to be fat I didn't realize this whole time my skinny body was writing checks my little wiener couldn't cash you know Yeah, go see that You don't need any of that fucking middle dude.

Yeah, yeah. Try it tomorrow night. Go to whatever fucking coffee shop you're headlining. And fucking cut all that shit out and see where. Yeah, I should have done that first and just open with that joke. I got no, I wasn't even planning on doing the party. I don't even know how you make that joke

as long as you made it originally. It was a different joke, I think. I think on doing the part. I don't even know how you make that joke as long as you made it originally. It was a different joke, I think. I think I blended two together. I'm fucking up bad. It's okay. It's okay. What do you think the white trashiest most Alabama thing about you is?

My dad. Oh, tell us more about this guy. Yeah, I have a blue collar construction worker, dad. You know, which surprises me because I like this. Would you get last time a small joke book? Yes small we're doing small again. Nope. Alright.

There he goes everybody brand day everyone. Fun times. We're going to keep it moving along. We got another bucket pool coming. Make some noise for Nathan Daniel everybody your next comedian is Nathan Daniel Thanks for Nathan everybody come on Wow, what a great night Man, you know, it was tough for me growing up being a fat kid, you know

It wasn't really the next year like the name calling or constantly getting picked on and all that. It was really hard to get kidnapped. And being in Florida, I was around theme parks. I lived a mile from Bush Gardens, not once did Carpool over. It sucked. But in high school, I got the name Chris Farley, you know? Because I was just fat, funny, and high on cocaine all the time. But don't worry, I really wasn't. I have ADHD, so I'm constantly just hyper, and I just use that as the excuse. But I did get a drug addiction, and I found out Coke and meth put me to sleep, so that was a real problem. But you guys like dark humor?

How much time do I got? You guys like dark jokes? All right, true fact, okay? All right, that's all we got. Okay, there you go, Nathan Daniel on a very special either gay or boring white guy episode of Kill Tony And you're not you go all about gay right Tony. There you go. We've already done all those jokes. You're I know I know 40 minutes late

So my name just got pulled Okay, Nathan again. This is very very good welcome to the show maybe take a breath Nathan take a breath You've been on this show before, correct? Yeah, yeah. How did that go for you? Horrible. Horrible. How do you think this one went compared to that one? Horrible.

Right, it's pretty bad. Now, how do your other sets go? Here, I haven't really been able to get sets here. How long have you been doing it, not here, not here at the mother set? No, no, at Austin. Why have you not been able to do this be because I live all the way up in wake-up okay and all right that makes sense make-up makes sense because your

sets are indeed a house fire yeah yeah yeah all right so what's the best joke you've ever written in your entire life. How long have you been trying stand up? I literally just started last year and I was, I have 15 sets in Seattle and that was doing really well and so I was like, I had a traumatic life, scare, I was about to die. Talk to us about that. Now I'm interested. Yeah.

So four months ago, I was actually 320 pounds. I lost 120 pounds. How did you lose the weight? Just literally just stopped eating smoked shitload of weed and played video games. Okay, what was your ailment? What was the ailment? Fatty liver.

Fatty liver, is that what I'm drinking a lot? No, I don't drink. That's the funny thing. It's just because I ate so unhealthy and I didn't drink water or anything. I was just like, fuck it. So does got water, pecgatorade, powerade. It's good for you, right? And now it's the...

Who does this sound like red bed? Well, I suggest liquid IV. They have these news. Well, yes, I do. I period, yeah, I just started doing Liquid Ivy, since I've been listening to Kill Tony. And promo, Kill Tony. Oh, wow, thank you.

What a great ad read. I always like to get the least funny person to promote products on the show. Thank you. I do believe we just lost a sponsor. Thank you so much. Ah, I'm sorry. I should've do what I can.

But it's better than what we had on earlier. A lot of liquid HIV. Am I correct? Oh my goodness. OK. So here we are. You've been on this show before. What did we learn from the interviews on your last time?

What's more, with the most interesting stuff? Dude, I was so high that I was like, it looked like I was just full-body. Were you kind of unbearable? Did I get rid of you pretty early it looked like I was just Paul Marrake. Were you kind of unbearable? Did I get rid of you pretty early? Yeah. Probably, yeah. I'm gonna do that again.

I'm gonna do that again right now. Okay. Did I give you a little joke book last time? Yeah. I did. All right, there you go. You already got one. There you go.

It's Nathan Daniel, everybody. Pulled a name. But you know what? Let's do something again. We're about to clean up this mess again. Before I saged the gay away, this time I'm saging the boring white guy away. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the return

of one of the greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. In fact, I can honestly say right now that he was discovered on this show for America's Got Talent. And he is indeed an AGT finalist. This is the return of the legend, Aaron Ballyel everybody. Yeah, baby, the man, the man, the legend. Toronto Canada's own, made it all the way through A.D.T. to the

final, selling tickets. His life has completely changed. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for the great, the powerful, this is Air Foliol Everybody. I'm here to follow you, everybody! I might be retarded, but I don't like rocks. I collect straws, just got back from Canada, and I'm so glad to be here in Texas, the land of the free and the home of the plastic fucking straws. Breathe through this straw bitch. Because of my disability, I need a plastic straw to survive, but now the Canadian government is banning them,

so I've been dehydrated since 2020. Look at my arm. It looks like someone put a watch on a piece of beef jerky. My hand isn't even a hook. It's just like the plants at my house, dehydrated and dying. The six-street junkies flocked to straws, like pigeons to feed, so any time I'm getting harassed, I throw a bunch and run. So all of this was just to say fuck turtles. I'm going to be giving out free plastic straws at the end of the show.

Please grab one and protect the disabled community by killing a goddamn turtle. Fuck yeah! Another new minute. Plus, plus, by Aaron Ballyel. Now I actually know for a fact, this is true about you. You do drink every drink out of a straw, even if it's in a can, even if it's in a bottle. We've hung out.

Actually, Aaron is one of my favorite people to hang out with a little fun fact in Austin because I understand everything that he's saying because he just sits next to me and shows me shit and then I laugh and I'm like, fuck yeah dude. It's like a friend that has subtitles. It's amazing. I don't have to go say what. I know everything he's saying. He writes it. He kills. He's fun to hang out with. And you do drink everything out of a straw. How's

life fair and tell us about whatever you want. Oh here we go. I had to make cuts in my life. There was too much. So I sold my house in Canada, and now I'm a real Austin comic, homeless. Now I guess I forgot to mention that is indeed true. I signed some papers. I do believe Roseanne, Ron White, everybody signed papers. And indeed, how about this? Aaron Belial is an American citizen, everybody. Took a while. It took a while. Those feisty Canadians have a real problem letting go of their few talented people, but we fucking got another one here.

Tony and RedBan have helped me more than anyone, probably ever will. From Kill Tony, I went to America's Got Talent to be a finalist and get my comedy visa, and I won exactly what I wanted. I came to Kill Tony and asked for 30k, and a green card, and guess what? I'm getting that, and I paid for it with money I earned through my content after Kill Tony, and in return Tony only asked me for one thing. Tony was all like, pick up my balls with your fucking hook and

what the fuck that was retarded they are. I can't believe you recorded me asking for the one thing that I wanted. Oh, there's more. And I'm like, well, all right, but Red Band needs to hold me upside down, like a cake stand. That is true, and it was worth it. I'm into weird shit. Hell yeah. Aaron, what else is going on?

What else is happening? The great, the powerful Aaron Blyle speaks through a phone, gets more laughs than most of the people do that have a fucking voice. America's God Talent was great for the most part. It got me the visa I needed. I'm starting a tour. And best of all, I got a free psychiatrist when my audio got cut in the finals, and they thought I might kill myself.

Ah! A-G-T hooked that up? Oh my god. Yeah, that is how evil fucking... I guess the finale, there was audio problems. Like, he got fucked. He pretty much lost the whole thing because of audio problems

with the sound people there at A-G-T. Unbelievable. That is absolutely amazing. I have a gag order, so I can't tell you whether I saw how he's head or Simon's cock. Wow. I love it. There was a guy earlier that has a no gag order.

He didn't have a gag reflex. Aaron Blyle cooking up something over there. Let's see what happens next. So America's Got Talent was a fun experience. For some reason they tried to dress me in a green fucking pansewed for the finals. I look like Ellen DeGeneres' retarded niece. They do that, man. I'm telling you, TV is weird. They do weird things. It's all very bizarre. They like try to make you look bad.

If you don't do everything yourself, it's a weird fucking thing. I watched this ever since the first thing that I worked on, the first rose, the first show on Comedy Central. They do weird shit. They try to make people kind of look bad. Yep. Fuck yeah. Absolutely. You've been getting any fucking pussy from all this action? Yeah. What's going on over here? Are you fucking finger blot, reverse finger blasting somebody or something?

Every night. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, that's good. And you're living your dreams. Literally your first episode here, there was some jerk off attorney in the front row, Harvard Law degree. That guy ended up doing nothing, right? Made a bunch of promises, strung you along for a while, which stringing you along is an interesting thing to do since

you're built like a puppet. Here we go. He was a fucking idiot worse than this girl. Yeah. It's crazy. He was sitting right there right in fucking seat one center. It was just nothing worse than when there's just a complete asshole in the main seat there. Yeah. Did you and Steve O'Plan to dress up together as lesbian lovers? Oh, come on. Come on. We actually got dressed by the EGT people for this show. I love it. Aaron.

Oh, he's got some. Look at this. He's a lack of, he's cracking himself up over here. This is going to hurt my feelings. Here we go. I have to wait for it. This is the we go. I have to wait for it. It's the worst part. I have to set him up.

Okay, Aaron, anything else about? I tried to buy it just to show you, but they said no. Oh, they said you weren't allowed to buy it because they knew you were gonna make fun of it. Oh, those assholes. Oh my God, it's amazing. It's amazing. How he is like the voice of reason on that show. I mean, it is wild. Everything else seems kind of like there's no real, you know, like comedy lovers.

It's all like they just want to be mesmerized by goofy shit. And howie is like the senior representative of comedy there. Howie was so, so, so, so supportive backstage, man. Did you have to type each, so, or did you copy and paste that? So, so, so, so, I thought he's short-circuited for a second. How he was so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. Mmm, fuck yeah dude. Steve O, what do you think about the great Aaron Blyle here? You emanate joy, dude.

Like, just this smile, it's great. Ah. And the way your mouth is so wide open all the time. Like, are you sure you're not gay? music here. Hey, two, one, two, three, four. Oh shit. Oh shit. Well, he's topping him. He's got pockets full of straws. Cancel. Motherfucker. Cancel. I have no gag reflex. Can I be in one of the insane clown posse videos? Wait, what? Sure. You're bringing your rap career back, right?

That's right. I'm fucking starting rapping again. I wrote this great song called I love my woman, but Like except one week a month my girl is a cunt Well this got awkward One week a month, my girl is a cunt. Well this got awkward. Fuck yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. You said you have no gag reflex.

I must say that is so, so, so, so, so gag. The great Adrienne I Palucci is probably your first time seeing an Aaron Balaile where do you thoughts um I think I I saw you yesterday you had a dog with you right where is he oh shit oh look at the wheels turning here folks oh boy oh. He's at home. Okay, there you go. So you only need him sometimes.

Oh shit. Oh boy, oh there he goes. I only bring him out for votes in TV. Yeah. Makes sense. That out for votes in TV. Yeah. Makes sense. That's right. I love it.

Very funny. Yes. He brings... He brings... Okay, there you go. Very good. Yeah. I might look retarded, but I'm smart.

I don't know exactly what's wrong with you. Ha ha ha ha. Surrible Paul's e-sque. Surrible Paul's e-sque that is affected his voice box. Oh, okay. Got it. So it's a dog for. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Just the votes. Are you asking him or the guy that brought an actual dog out to the show tonight? You fucking idiot! What is this guy bussing tables? Dude get outta here! Come on bro, we could do that later. This is a fucking taping dude. Save it for the standup shows bro.

Peanut butter hands for the amazing staff here at the mother's gym. Get the beer and ditches. We're constantly evolving the show as we go. Doing as little work as possible. Yeah, we're gonna contain her to the backs. This guy's gonna grab her purse. See how quickly that happens? Yeah, it's fucking magical.

That's how that works. Very sly. Almost nobody noticed whatsoever. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You should try and have that girl. I have the dog for peanut butter tricks and stuff. So ever. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I have the dog for peanut butter tricks and stuff and he gets me beer and bitches.

That is true. Absolutely. Aaron, we absolutely love you. How long are you in town for? Oh hell yeah. It seems like for the rest of eternity is the answer here. Wednesday? I start my tour.

OK. And then what about the 30th and 31st of December? Are you going to be around? Do you want to do an arena show? There you go. OK, perfect. Babyboy's first arena. But most importantly, more importantly than that red band.

Alright, check out his website for his tour dates. He's traveling all over around the United States. That is true. AaronBalyle.com I'm gonna be at Tacoma and Spokane Comedy Club Thanksgiving weekend. Hell yeah. After the show, I'll be teaching people how to read. And in December, you can find me in Hawaii handing out plastic straws to turtles.

In January, I'm gonna be in Florida. After my show I'll be doing my new job. Helping fishermen get their nets back onto the boat. Find tickets at newcomedian.com. Okay. Awesome. Okay, air in Belial everybody. There he goes.

Woo! The return of air in Belial ramping up to his first ever set in an arena, everybody. All right, back to the bucket we go. I know this next comedian, a very, very, very talented local comedian here in Austin, Texas. Make some noise. This is a brand new minute from the very funny Colton Dowling, everybody. Colton Dowling is back on

Chaltowning. Oh, I love you too but mostly men. Sorry, another gay guy. I am, no it's fine, you're gay too, and no it's fine. I am what you call half to be sober. I liked bud light and cocaine too much. I liked bud light and cocaine too much. I liked bud light but I loved cocaine, you know, used to do a lot, not a lot just enough to drive home safely, you know. But I, no, I used to love buying it into the little bags that are already coming. I put the straw right in there, right? And I'd call it Capri-sunding because I'm fun and I'm from the 90s, guys.

Yeah, no, I used to love. Do we go, okay, to run my dad, though? Because they would make his politics make a little bit more sense. I'm like, yeah, poor people would have more money if they had more money to add. Mm, business ideas and such and such. You know, I'm socially liberal when it comes to go,

okay, I like to do liberal amount of cocaine But I am fiscally conservative when it comes to cocaine I'm like who the fuck is gonna pay for all this cocaine you guys Where's it in the budget you guys? Mexico's gonna pay for this cocaine Build that wall stored it all do do do do! Okay. Thank you guys. Fuck yes! Pulled it out of it. Very very very punchy set. Lots of jokes in there. I fucking love it. Thank you. That is the Austin Flex right there. A lot of jokes in one minute. A lot of punchlines. I fucking love it. Absolutely incredible. I brought the energy of cocaine to a set, guys.

It's like painting, but with words. It was just incredible to hear a gay guy talk about something other than being gay or their skin color. It is hard. Can you get it every single day, you know? It is when it's on the table. Anel. I love it.

So let's talk about this, Colton. So when did you stop doing cocaine? About two years ago, yeah. I had to go to rehab, they locked me up. It was pretty fun. How long are you in rehab for? 40 days. So 40 days and they put you in there with a bunch of other people

that are like trying to stay off stuff. What's that like? It's fine, but the methods are a whole different level of like, they need to be there, you know, because they're on some box and it'll be like picking up rocks and like trying to paint them. I think Cam's one of those people. Sorry, it's a dumb, okay, no, we like it though.

Yeah. Yeah, there was one girl that was just in there for being sad. Oh, shit. I was like, bitch, do drugs. Yeah, that's incredible. Do something. You know, at least do the drugs.

Get sad afterwards. It's like what did you try? Did you try anything or are you to sad? She was in rehab for sadness. Did she get better? She made me sad, so I stopped talking to her. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing.

OK. And Colton. So do you have any tricks to, do you still drink at all? I am on my first relapse. Uh-oh. Oh, now I have a win. When did that start? I went on a month long honeymoon to Europe.

And I wasn't going to be sober in know, they have good wine and awful people So right you drink around though. So you got married? Yes nice two years married to a swamp man from Louisiana I love it absolutely. Sugar can't feel talks fucking stupid, but we like him, you know, yeah, and how's that going? He's moving to Minneapolis Yeah, so you guys are separating He's gonna go for a little bit, but I grew up my dad was in the army So like if somebody just leaves for a little bit, they'll come back probably Yeah, totally

Yeah, gay guys never cheat on each other at all. No, we cheat on each other now. It's oh, okay So you guys kind of have like an open gay marriage. It's an open but very gay marriage, yeah. Yeah, definitely. We both cook. Can you imagine? Wow, that's a great actually sounds lovely. That's amazing.

We'll have a couple dudes hanging out cooking and butt-fucking. Yeah. Sounds like fun. It is, but we also wear boots sometimes. Whoa. Boots only? Just the boots?

Yeah, so that we can knock them, you know. Okay. That's just a traditional one, though, you know. Gotta keep marriage traditional by knocking boots. He knows what I'm talking about. Hell yeah. This guy can't even make eye contact with you. This guy's such a real Texan.

He's just like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's right. He won't look at my eyes, but he will look at my dick. It's crazy. Yeah, you tell the homophobic people, never look at the gay guys. D-Manness doesn't look to your direction once. Look at this one. It's absolutely incredible. D cannot believe it. Can you believe this? D-3 gay men tonight. Hello, Hammer. We're going to get you a napkin and a dab before him when you say. Anyway, all right.

Colton, what else has been going on? I like your style, man. And you know, you've always done good, but this set was like incredible. You're seeing what's been like almost three years of you being here in Austin, right? Yeah The key is not doing coke. It really helps you remember your jokes. Yeah Yeah, I don't know I have fun. We got a podcast called some of this is bad. You would hate it Who's got a podcast you and your husband me and Dylan Carlino? I think you know Dylan

You know Dylan everybody knows Dylan you know Dylan all right you guys are a Dylan sorry you got a really gay there for a second Jesus Christ so what do you guys talk about what's your podcast about it's it's just gay sex you guys would hate it don't okay there you go absolutely yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. All right. It's fun. We uh, we got a dog. We're doing fun things. I don't have any skills. Got a gator. I don't have anything. I came on prepared other than jokes. You know what? That's all the fucking matters. So very strong minute, Colton. Very much fun. Here's some zippx toothpicks to hold you over during your relapse. And if you're around Thursday, I'd love to have you on the secret show. I'd love that.

You ever get one of these before Colton? You already have one. I have not. You have it. Here we go. There we go. Absolutely. And you get a job, Blaster, too.

Both now, with a real minute of comedy. How about that? It's amazing. What can happen here on Keltony? Oh, I didn't even fucking talk to you guys. I'm sorry about that. It jumped right over our steep panel. All right, your next bucket pull, a minute uninterrupted. Kilt Tony. I didn't even fucking talk to you guys. I'm sorry about that. It jumped right over our steep panel.

All right, your next bucket pull, a minute uninterrupted from Jason Furn, everybody. Jason Furn, I do believe this is a Kilt Tony debut right here. I don't know if you can tell about looking at me, but I grew up poor. I don't know if you can tell about looking at me, but I grew up poor. Like so poor, I'd off-brand monopoly. Do you know a broke you have to be for your fake money to be fake? I don't know if you can tell about looking at me,

but I grew up poor. Like so poor, I'd off-brand monopoly. Do you know a broke you have to be for your fake money to be fake? Three weeks at a high school I joined the military. I was a sensor operator on an MQ-1 predator zone. Then after the military, I worked for Subway. Both mascots or predators? On the way here I got Nicaric, thanks. Called up insurance and it turns out that nationwide is on Frank's side. I'll wrap it up there.

Jason Fern, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show Jason. This is your first time, correct? Yes sir. I could tell. I haven't seen you before. Hi. Hello. You're like clothes and your hair, everything's kind of like wrinkly and fucked up. I am working 58 hours Tony.

Okay, what do you do? I'm an iron worker. OK. All right, so you're a guy with a wrinkly shirt, you think you wouldn't be in the iron business. But kind of interesting. Kind of interesting. Have you ever thought about using one of the many irons

that you work with? Only when I'm going on a hot date, Tony. What? Only when I'm going on a hot date. Whoa, okay, when's the last time you were on a hot date? Last Monday, okay. Who'd you go on a hot date with? A some random check on Bumble. Okay, and where'd you go? What did you do in Shakespeare's? Wow. Big evening over at Shakespeare's, the club. Next to the club where we contain everybody, was it during an episode of Kiltoni? Yes, sir. Kilt two birds with one stuck in.

You went on a date and how did that go? Well, she went back to my place. That's fun, you know. What kind of fun did you have? She was on birth control, so. Whoa, look at that. Oh my goodness gracious, just busting loads inside of women that you just met. Yes, sir.

Absolutely. Very good. Very good. When did she tell you she was on birth control? I asked twice, once before, once after, and I texted to confirm after. Wow. Absolutely incredible.

Plan A, Plan B and Plan B. Fuckin' amazing. Absolutely, Steve-o. What do you think about all this? She asked after her. That's right. That's lots. Yeah. She asked after her. That's lots. Yeah. You sure, right?

Yeah. Did you see your take it? Uh, the IUD. You saw it? Yeah. We felt it. Oh yeah. It's your skinny guy.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Steve O. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Steve O. Absolutely. Yes sir. Yep. Working the old pipe in the iron industry. Look at you.

So what exactly do you do? Do you know the famous photo that guys sitting on the beam in New York City? That's my job. Okay. The thing that climbs columns and Joe Rogan freaks out about. Right. Stevo shit. Yeah.

I could die one day. Yeah. But you're like latched on something, right? Yeah, safety. Yeah. Yeah. You seem like an unsafe guy. A little bit, Tony. You ever have any close calls?

You ever forget to latch yourself or whatever? No, I always latch off, but I did go in the hole. That means falling off the building. That was a fun thing. Wow, when you win in the hole, did you come inside of it? No. No. No.

All right. No. Okay. Wow. Redban, forcing a fart noise into that for those of you keeping track of a Red Band's immaturity that made no sense whatsoever there. It does get to hit the fart board once in episode and he did it during a common sight of a whole joke.

That was a fart sound effect for those of you that have the dumbest sense of humor. So congratulations, you must be laughing your ass off right now at the fart noise inside of a cream pie joke. Okay, everybody. Alright. Jason, you have any special skills or talents or anything like that? Pylate. What?

Pylate license? Okay. What are you flying? Just single as an engine saysness. Okay. Very good. How often do you do that? Oh, that was back in college and I haven't flown since so yeah a long time ago For a guy with fake monopoly money growing up so poor

Going to college and flying planes The GI Bill helped with that and the GI Bill helped with that. I liked your jokes. Thank you. I thought that for the first time I killed Tony, that was absolutely fucking fantastic. Thank you, SEMA. Thank you so much.

You're just funny. Adrian, any thoughts on this guy? What do you think about him? I could tell you're on the military. Yeah. You seem like you're ready to kill yourself. Yeah. A low-barred work.

What's the craziest thing you saw when you were in the military? I was stationed a little bit north of Vegas, and I saw some lights in the sky. It's a little, I can probably say, oh, just some normal lights. Oh, that's some trippy, fast- It's all I can probably say. Whoa, just some normal lights. Uh, some trippy, fast-moving, I can't. Yeah. You can't talk about it.

I wouldn't assume so. I can't. I'm a very live podcast. OK, my buddy Kyle, the UFO conspiracy theorist, is hard as a rock right now. She's incredible. You're like, no, they're not fucking doing, bro. You hear all you fucking stop them, Salton?

I'm gonna hear it tonight. All right, Jason, anything else crazy about you that we should know about your life or history or anything, your first time on Kiltoni, your entire life is on the table right now. Anything can happen. I fell out of a two-story window and I was 15 months old.

So that's cool. Oh my goodness, how did that happen? Were you, was Eric Clapton, babies? Two story window at 15 months and you survived that shit. That is fucking incredible. How does does that happen who's watching you my older brothers so wow yeah I got up on the couch the screen was open it was Texas Naked Oceans should get hot out here screeners cracked and apparently I looked through landed concrete steve is coming up with ideas for his next special.

I was just thinking that in car crashes, they say that drunk people and babies do best. Yeah. And then that sort of checks out. Yeah. That's true. There's a very, very famous plane crash. I can't remember what it was called, but like 200,

I think some people were ballpark around there, died in some local fucking. A little carpea? No, that was a different one, I think. Lockerbie, I thought that was a bomb. But it's something that, yeah, it was probably the end of the plane. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, it could be, but anyway, yeah, little baby survived from fucking An obnoxious an obnoxious hide That's like you yeah, you're like that baby. You think you suffered any brain damage from that. Oh, definitely Do you remember it at all? No right 15 months do your brothers remember it? I don't know. I don't ask them. It's weird that happened to you as a kid, and now you do that for a job, though. That's kind of weird.

It's like you're not afraid of heights or something. Help. All right. This is a big joke book, my friend. Congratulations. Here's some zippx energy toothpicks. Zip more smoke less. There you go.

Yeah, Steve O. I want to know, are you going to see that girl again? No, she gave terrible head, Steve-O. Whoa! Damn, terrible head, incredible. What an analysis. I would think that a girl that would let you come inside of her on the first thing would get a second date.

I can't imagine how terrible that blowjob must have been. Yeah well once this comes out there then who won't he be able to get? Make some noise for your next bucket full Bill Carroll everybody. Bill Carroll. Here he is. Everybody makes it right. It's one more time for Bill Carroll, everyone. All right, everybody. So, I'll be all. How's everyone doing? So, Steve, though. Yeah, so I lose stuff all the time. I lose my wallet, my keys. I'm the kind of guy who's got his passport out with him when he goes all the time. I lose my wallet, my keys. I'm the kind of guy who's got his passport out with him when he goes to the bar.

I recently bought an air tag for my girlfriend's clitoris. Got it running errands last time we were having sex. It's hanging out with its friend, the G-Spot, who I haven't met yet. Out the other day, I saw a sign, I was driving, I saw a sign, it said free Palestine. Red the sign, free Palestine. I didn't even know it was for sale. Not bad. Hey, I'm a cisgender male, I'm getting tired of being a cisgender male. So I'm changing

my gender to Gmail, and my pronouns are send and receive. If you don't accept me for who I am, I will archive you. Yeah, last up. Is that the sound? Okay, cool. Is that the sound? Yes, it is indeed the sound. Phil Carroll, I do believe this is your first time on the show, correct? Yeah, first time doing stand-up. Wow, congratulations. There it is, the go to the first time. Bill Carroll, one of the surviving members of the Murdoch family.

Congratulations. Unbelievable. Look at you, you doofy normal white guy. Look at you, just plain as it gets. It's just a fucking normal old white guy. Absolutely. Parents are still together? No, sure.

Really? Yeah, none of that. No, no, no. My senior year of college? Okay, yeah, that's pretty late. That's pretty late. That kind of explains it. Okay. The younger you are when your parents break up normally makes you funnier. Yes, I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, no, it's okay. But it is your first time. I liked your set. You put an air tag on the clitoris, but you seem like you would never be able to find that. My guess is that the air tag is on the belly button of the girl that you were talking about. Yeah, I think it's out of battery. Uh-huh. Yep.

Okay. A bill. How old are you? 31. 31 years old. That is incredible. You are very young looking. You drink a lot of water, don't you?

Yes, sir. You drink tons. Tell us how much water. Tell the audience how much water you drink. Like a leader, too? Wow. Yeah. Definitely one of the most interesting things about you

is your water intake. I can tell already it is absolutely incredible. What else is a normal day for a guy like you look like you eat oatmeal for breakfast? You eat the same breakfast every day? No, we're going to factory. Oh. What kind of factory is it?

Oh, we make, we manufacture like space parts, like rockets, and things like that. Fuck. All right right for the challenger or what exactly? That was nothing No reason you should know what a challenger references School is in session So how long have you been doing that? Two years, but yeah, what's that sound by the way? It is cool.

What did you do? But that wasn't what happened. That was like a magical thing. Oh, what's that? It was one of the teachers was in the challenge. It was a challenger joke. Oh boy. But I kind of heard like a brim, like that.

No? Maybe it was maybe D's hit a key or something like that Okay over here buddy stop looking at deep eyes trying to fucking read de madness's lips over here So Bill Carroll what's interesting about you tell us something because you seem like a real fucking Normie I think I present normie. I think behind closed doors maybe I like this Let's hear about closed doors Bill Carroll. How many you want to hear about closed doors Bill Carroll? Let's hear about the wild side of a mild man. Yeah. I think some of my coworkers are maybe watching this.

Oh boy. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I hope nobody sees this. Hey, whoa, look out. I'm not getting in the hot tub or a while. I gotta tell you, I have a pretty wild life behind closed doors, Tony. Once those doors close, I chug extra water. Tell us about your wild side, Bill Carroll. I think the stand-up part is gonna add. I think I'm thinking about, I feel like 10 years working, and I'm thinking about just quitting probably. But years working, and I'm thinking about quitting probably.

But it's very, it's very ill-advised. What are you, what's your plan to do if you quit? I, you know, it's just like a... There's, there is no plan. I think that's the thing. I think I'm, I'm my, uh, witsend and thinking. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, what's Tony? I am on my witsend. This factory job has me by the bones.

I'm telling you, I don't take, we're taking a walk on the wild side with Bill Carroll here Now I do I do a jujitsu and comedy basically, so yeah Do it because the more you two bull copyright strike us just play what he's playing. Oh, okay Okay, again, this is the wild side of Bill Carroll. This is a segment. We've never done before Completely improvised in the moment. Tell us more about the wild side of Bill Carroll. This is a segment we've never done before Completely improvised in the moment. Tell us more about the wild side of Bill Carroll Come on really really just share with us the honest truth behind closed doors. What goes on? It's sometimes I sleep for 12 hours a night. Whoa 12 hours of sleep a night. Whoa Wild ladies and gentlemen, come on,

give us a little bit more. We want more. How you want more wild, huh? Oh my goodness. We got a liter of water and 12 hours of sleep so far. You can't even make it up. I don't think I've heard of anything a little while. But let's go.

The wild side of Bill Feral, come on, Bill. You got this in you. Sometimes I'll stick a finger in a girl. Whoa. A solitary finger. Whoa, I nailed it. Okay. I accidentally guessed the next wild is like,

all right, come on. Let's go one level wilder, Bill. Oh, he's struggling here. 12 hours of sleep sleep he starts scratching his head here we go come on bill wildest thing you've ever done in your life the music is getting louder and louder bill I got nothing I want to give you guys something I got nothing all right all right stop the music stop the music come on bill there must be something wild about you come on bill think about it

You could do it man. He's trying to take suggestions from the audience now This is turned into a price is right episode If you ever got Adrian, what do you think about this? I feel like lacrosse player Lacrosse adjacent my friends play lacrosse play soccer. Oh All rape the same girls Yes Yes, are you in a relationship? Yes, sir?

Whoa tell us about Her name is Selena. Whoa That sounds wild for you. That would have been one of the, that would have been the wildest thing about you. Yeah, I should have mentioned that. We accidentally found that out. Sorry.

Yeah, but I'm guessing, believe it or not, I know, that's what I was thinking too. So here we go, I'm gonna take a wild guess here and I'm gonna guess that she's not actually Latina, but that she is a white girl named Selena am I correct? Nice. No actually.

She is Latina. Well, she claims she's half Asian, half white. This is actually not a joke. Her dad's name is Rico Suarez. I might have the last name, I swear to God, but she's Filipino. And in Los Angeles, it just kind of blends in. You don't know if this is, it's crazy.

It's unreal. This is what. Well, if his set didn't end the relationship. Absolutely incredible. Have you ever done anything other than missionary position with her? Epper. Actually, I rarely do the mission. It's too much for me. What do you mean the whole fucking world is such a thing?

Everybody's sucked. Do not hit a fucking button for a second. Just get your stupid hand off of the fucking board. Wait, what is too much the eye contact? The eye contact is intense. I think the, like, the thrusting part that like, I don't like, is anyone with me? I feel like... Wait, yeah. The thrusting. I get it. It's a lot of fucking work, man.

That is so funny, dude. That is so funny dude. This is like your brand. You're like, in it dude. This is like you. Like you would never would have talked about that on stage, right? Well yeah, I don't think enough people are talking about this. First. Right like true.

That's hilarious. You have a little something in you there. Thank you. There's a little fucking glimpse. So no missionary, what's your go to? Right, I try missionary. I do a couple of things for a good measure. Hold on a second.

I'm about to die from the inside out. Like I'm not even a laughter. I'm just going gonna faint or something. Like someone that's on one of those rides and a festival, I'm just gonna fucking die right now. Internal combustion is on the table right now. Because this is, what are the things that you try if missionary is too extreme?

My guess is like, my guess is like through a glory hole or something like that. Yeah, there's a sheet involved. Or the axe Jewish. Oh my goodness, absolutely incredible. So what are the things that you actually try? Let's just keep covering the truth here, because truth is funnier than fiction with you, my friend. That's what we're finding out. There's no joke. I'm slowly falling in love with this guy. You're amazing. It's getting good.

You're getting more comfortable up here and sharing the truth. So what are the things that you try that are not missionary, because missionary is too extreme? I contact overload. What's the longest you've ever lasted? Seven, eight, nine seconds.

Yeah. The missionary, I really don't, I think you count thrusts. I won't do more than, like more than seven. And I'm like kind of like, right. You know, I'm like pinching myself, you know, trying to distract myself. But then, this is true. The average, the average, I'm sorry, it's Selena, she's watching.

But, is she here? No, no, she comes tonight at 5 a.m. And she had no idea, as well, she's gonna come for the first time ever. She's incredible. She comes at 5 a.m. you come at 501, that's incredible. She's taking drink red apple. She's taking a red eye. Indeed. From Los Angeles.

Yes, sir. You're gonna pick her up? Yeah, I got an alarm set. Wow. You got them right? Maybe I'm gonna drink a liter of water and get as many hours of sleep as I can. I'm gonna be well-rested for this

before I get my Chevy wagon here. Go pick her up. Wait, I have a question. Do those pants have elastic? Yes. Oh wow. Good. This is zipper also too extreme.

The zipper strangely. I don't know who decided this, but it's like, oh, he just came everybody. He just came everyone. He came in his pants. He touched his own zipper and busted a nut. It's like a stunt zipper, though. Have you seen this? What was the point?

It's fake zipper. There's no zipper there. Who needs that? So you just pull down the whole thing. Yes, yeah, below the butt. Wow, that's incredible. Oh, you don't even pee missionary position. Looking at the urinal is too extreme.

He's sitting down, everybody. Absolutely incredible. Absolutely fucking amazing. You are the mild child. Bill Carroll. Even your name. Even your fucking name. Need a stage name, maybe.

Is your stage name? If you have any. Why? Well, I just planned. How about a old basic bill? Maybe. I like them, too. Red banjo said, I like them.

Why don't you fucking? No. No. All right. It is true. It is very green. You are very green. Is this something that you've always

wanted to do stand-up comedy? How did you end up here? Yeah, yeah, actually. I think it was something in denial about a little bit, because the parents would not like this at all. So I did. I ran for president of my high school and used the whole of the spiel.

I'm sorry. I used the whole spiel as a stand-up bit. So it was like 800 students and just did like this whole joke of a speech. What did you do there? What was the funniest part of your speech? For real? It's not fun, it's not gonna get to work tonight, but if you guys want to hear it, the... Okay. Now, the thing that you thought was going to be funny tonight worked. It's true.

And the stuff that I brought out of you worked. You know, maybe this will work. Just give us a little tidbit. So the idea was, it's like, hey, listen, I'm not going to be like these other candidates. No, not me. I'm going to really shake things up around here. That's why I'm that's why I'm installing vibrating desks and all the clash I'm so thank you. There you go. You were right. The stuff that wasn't supposed to be funny was funny and near

funny parts weren't funny. Intuition is shot. I like what happened here tonight, Bill. I like this. This was a rock solid first appearance. Everything from the, it got better and better as it went on. And you have a thing. You have a thing that sets you apart. There were a lot of fucking, a lot of boring white guys

up on this stage tonight. And for a first time, you actually have a thing. You're not like anybody else. I think you keep writing. This is something you want to do. Yes, sir. Right. OK.

Keep signing up, dude. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You like going to arenas? Because there's tickets for sale for the first...

Take a Mastery, if you take it's left for December 30th. They're definitely going to sell out. I don't even need to promote it. But they are for sale. I think they started like $55, $65 a ticket. Bring Selena along with you. Great. Alright, there you know what? And by the way, since it was your first time and I liked your interview, I'm going to give you a big joke, fuck.

Let's, why don't you start writing. Thank you. Get your shit together. There's the mild child, Bill Carroll, everybody. Wow. The missionary position being too extreme might be one of my favorite things of the entire night. That guy is accidentally funny. Alright, I'll tell you who's not a mild child and that's one of the wildest childers that I've ever come onto the show,

from the show, living in Killtony Hall of Fame member. You know him. You love him. I can go on and on. The Tijuana Tarantula, the St. Louis suffocator, the Memphis Strangler, the vanilla gorilla, the big red machine, ladies and gentlemen, this is the great and powerful William Montgomery everybody. What's the difference between a skinhead neo-nazi and a free Palestine activist? I wasn't going to say shampoo preference, but I'm pretty sure neither party uses it. So I shazam to song at the coffee shop yesterday that started off kind of good and then come to find out it was Harry Styles. Red Band looks like the kind of guy who bets parlays on eSports.

Hey Red Band, what's the over under on the number of elder scrolls I can stuff up my asshole? Two, okay. Donald Trump's sister, Marian Ann is dead at 86 and a surprising twist she had to help Donald get into college and an Unsurprising twist she was pumped for a effects when giving nominated for a 24 Grammy award She loved a fact when he's playing at her funeral Friday in Manhattan Okay, that's my time. Thank you. William Montgomery Is that true they got nominated for Grammy? Yes, Apex twin is nominated for his second ever Grammy I'm super pumped he and I actually Tony since I've been talking about him a lot

We're actually in communication now. We've gotten to be buddies, Apex Twit and I have got to be buddies. So yeah, he's taking me to the Grammys, I'm super pumped. I'm gonna be at the 2024 Grammys with Apex Twit. Wow, this is huge. It's insane. You gotta walk the red carpet with Apex Twit. I am, he loves the jokes I tell about him. We've gotten to be really good friends over the past six months

I would say not a lot of people know that but yeah, he fixed what and I are very dear friends now So pretty pumped about all that Absolutely incredible fresh off of a multi million dollar deal with dude wipes. How's that going? It's very exciting my life has changed. I installed a It's very exciting. My life has changed. I installed an escalator at my house. So, things are looking up. I was getting tired of taking the stairs. They asked if I, are you sure not an elevator? And I said, no, I want an escalator. They're saying, they're telling me it's $250,000. I'm saying, I don't give a fuck. I'm not taking the stairs. I'm scared of elevators, install an escalator.

So, I have an escalator installed in my house, Tony. So I want to thank you for that. Absolutely incredible. That is amazing. I happen to know for a fact that you live in a one-bedroom apartment. So that is one story. And so the fact that you bought a $250,000 escalators fucking just a frivolous spending of money. It's to get out to my apartment Oh, it is on the second floor. You got me yep too. Shay. Yeah, it's for my partner

Okay, you're very exciting. I go under the knife tomorrow. I have surgery tomorrow They have explained to us more about what you're doing on who's even laughing at that It's very true. It's very I'm very scared. Yeah, they're cutting off more skin cancer off of my face So I have to go under the length knife tomorrow. They're saying it's a 50 50 shot of surviving the Treatment tomorrow. So if this is it Tony. I've had a wonderful time. I'm excited. Steve Oh, Miss Palucci, Lala Palucci, it's so nice. You've been here as well. It's probably my last. I love your stuff, Miss Lala Palucci, but it's nice y'all can be here, share the stage with me. On potentially my last night, everyone, Kiltoni, you're gonna say 50, 50 shot.

And that's tomorrow. It's tomorrow at 2.30. 2.30 and there's a 50, 50 chance of survival? Correct, that I might not even make it. I have a weird blood type. So it's because of my blood type, if something happens and I lose blood, they don't have any of that blood type here in Austin. So it is gonna be the end of the line for me, Tony.

What is the blood type that you are? It's like a A, it's like a AC or a HIV. Oh, HIV red man says, what are your thoughts about red man? Well, what my thoughts are about red man is I texted you something at 130 today, you fucking idiot and you never responded. You always respond to my text messages, red man. I was legitimately pissed. Two hours before he wakes up 130 p.m. You have to wait till about three 40 that was yeah, yeah, he's a lazy fucking piece of shit

So that's probably the reason and you look as worse as ever tonight. What are you drinking? What are you drinking? Die cook dog. I'm sure how much whiskey is in that dude? You're drinking is out of control these days. You have to fucking stop. Well. I'm sure how much whiskey is in that dude? You're drinking is out of control these days. You have to fucking stop. Well, I'm sorry What did you text him and ask him? Yeah, that's what you do. What did you text him? Yeah, see how that goes Wait, what nothing what I to actually what I texted on it's kind of I was you're gonna die That's a good Yeah

Cameron stay in your lane Cameron please stay in your lane. Wait. What does that mean? I don't either gone black What is your name Cameron Lala Pallucci? What is your name? Yeah, that's it. Okay, that's it What is your name Cameron Lala Palucci? What is your name? Okay, that's it William what are you doing? I don't know I mean she's saying so I go under the fucking knife tomorrow I don't need this weird. It doesn't matter. It's none of your concern. What I texted right man I want to know William. Yeah, none of my kids. It's not a William I want to know stop looking at Adrian Adrian Iapalucci like that. Look at me, look at me, look up here.

William. Yeah. William. Sometimes William misbehaves with the guys. He's actually mad. This is no, no, this is it. Oh my god. That's the funniest thing you said all night, bitch!

Oh my god, William. Holy shit. Holy shit. William, stop it! William, stop! No! It's like a pit bull. He's normally very well-behaved.

Very good. I can die tomorrow! I'm the wrong blood type! This is one of the rare times that I forgot to warn the new guest about William Montgomery. This is normally- I just was holding escalator in my apartment, man! It was 300,000. It wasn't even 250, it was 300,000. A little fun fact that I never talk about is I always give every guest the same very quick.

It's a 30-second speech. There's a little behind the scenes, cut Sony for you people. I give the guess the same speech. Remember, you guys remember back there when I go, there's one thing I'm forgetting, I can't fucking remember what it is. It's always, we never interrupt the 60 seconds.

If you look at me and you seem like you have something, I'll set you up. I ask the questions, don't feel like you need to ask the questions. And the one thing I forgot is, Williams fucking crazy. And I literally forgot that tonight. I'm sorry, Adrian, I taped it. No, that's not. He's nuts.

It's totally OK. He's going to die. So. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm going to remember this scene tomorrow, as I'm gonna remember this scene tomorrow as I'm dying. Does everybody laughing at the fucking? What a nightmare I'm in right now. Oh my god. Come on.

You really think your heart's gonna stop? They're giving me a 50-50 shot. You think your heart's gonna stop tomorrow? I don't think bye, I'll ha- E-M-C-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-K-D-A-K-K-D-A-K-D-A-K-D-K- Our tour dates available everywhere. The cameos blowing up, dude wipes endorsement. Absolute. What's the name of the company? What's the company that makes the basic shit? Kirkland.

Kirkland, second turn. Kirkland's looking up. And Jesus, I'm back with Adidas. I'm talking with Nike as well. I'm going to be one of the first people to ever be sponsored by Adidas and Nike at the same time. That's true. Adidas and Nike, I'm talking with Reebok too.

I might try to make it three. Wow. That would be crazy if they all agreed to sign you tomorrow while you're dying. That would be amazing, wouldn't it? Oh, we hear that's the Grimm Reaper. That would be amazing wouldn't it? Oh, we hear that's the Grim Reaper has arrived. Grim Reaper right there. Be all bein' Rosemond, Illinois, middle of December, so... Maybe!

Maybe, she says. What did you say? I said maybe you might die There is nothing funnier to end a chaotic fucking interview then by the way, I'm gonna be at the Gonna be at the zany's by the Chicago airport The rose the rose monthsini. Nothing close to nothing. Close to nothing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What are the dates that you're at the Rosemont Zainies? I think 16th and 15th 16th. Ah!

The 15th 16th and what? I think it's just sad. Of what? November? Like you're not in December. Oh my God. You know what's so funny about that? I used to do that fucking gig and they would always book me in the fucking middle of December.

I mean, it is the absolute. You have never had a more cold, bitter gig thanemond Zainey's in the middle of December. It is amazing. It's one of those things. And you know what? It's fucking great because it goes to show that you're on some fucking trajectory. Yeah, you have to... Go clap it, dad. I don't fucking clap it down. What the fuck? My point is, I've done Rosemond's Aeneas in the middle of December and you should be

hoping for death tomorrow. How loud can this play skit for the legend? William, thank you everybody. The drawing is in from Ryan J. E. Bell while everybody else sat there. He drew tonight's episode. That's Steve O. and Adrienne I. Apollucci. Check out Steve O's new special bucket list,

the worldwide digital premiere tomorrow, the 14th of November. If you're listening to this on the podcast, it's already out, so check it out right now. Let him see the fucking Killtony bump in real action on this beautiful Monday night. And about one more time for Steve O everybody. And, and, and, how about one more time for the Kiltoni panel debut of Adrian

and I. A. Polucci everybody. The comedy seller, December 3rd and 4th, taking a huge special, the dark queen of New York catcher on the road with Ari Shephier and Louis CK and a lot of your favorite comedians Thank you to Joe Blas for Red Rose the Elrose Austin scaredy guard service connect boba health ninchappuses.com and hall lawper Sub 70s golf clubs. How about one more hand for the amazing staff here at the mothership Mercedes is back The team is in full effect. I'm going to hand for local artists Chris Rogers with his drawing of uh oh wow that's about to be worth a lot more money tomorrow night. How about one more time for the best standband in the land that's Michael Gonzalez on the drums. Paul Deamer on the horns.

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