KILL TONY - KILL TONY #295 (DETROIT)

Episode Date: September 27, 2018

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Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Motor City Comedy Festival in Detroit, Michigan for a brand new episode of kill Tony. Get up for Tony. It's class. Detroit, make some fucking noise! We are here at the number one live podcast in the world. Make some noise for Brian Redband, everybody. Hey, what's up?

All right, all right, all right. Brian's here. This is our first time ever doing a Kill Tony in Detroit, Michigan. How fucking exciting is this? And our guest tonight is Detroit's very own Danny Brown. We are right in. Beautiful, like bread and butter. How sweet it is to be loved by you.

The great Danny Brown is here live in Detroit for his first time ever on the panel. Yeah, Jake! That's how we do it. Just rock and roll. We're catching up fast. We're starting so late. This is how we do it in the pros.

Danny, I'm excited to have you on the show. I'm excited to be here, too. How y'all motherfuckers doing? Like, I ain't covering 15 minutes away. Y'all motherfuckers my family. Y'all know what's up. Danny is not only one of the greatest and funniest rappers, but quite the comedy connoisseur.

Yeah. Yeah. I will say that. Have a high taste. Hell yeah. Always at the comedy store. Yeah, I'm always at the comedy store. Tracked me down, watched me do an hour plus

in Austin, Texas before. Remember that before you did a concert with Run the Jewels? It's one of the highlights of my life. You probably don't even remember that. No, it was great. It was great. Because I still remember the bit about the sloppy toppy. It sticks in my head. Wait, I had that? The sloppy toppy bit

sticks in my head because it's like, that's how I want to live life every day in my life. That did happen right after that. Fuck Folgers, the best way to wake up is sloppy toppy in your cup. Sloppy toppy. And that's what's crazy is that I ended up finding out later that it is actually called sloppy toppy. Yeah. What else you gonna call it?

She called it just Slop Top. Honestly, it scared me a little bit because I realized this chick... That was millennial swag. You know what I'm saying? If you go back in the 80s, they just call it Crackhead Head. You know what I'm saying?

Because only crack heads just spit everywhere on your dick like that. It wasn't formal in the 80s to just be slobbing on dicks like that. They called it crack head. But now in the 2000s when you grew up with a fucking computer next to your bed,

you know, bitches watch weird shit. So these young millennial bitches, they just spit on the dick like crazy. You know, bitches watch weird shit. So these young millennial bitches, they just spit on the dick like crazy. You know what I'm saying? But back then, I was crackhead head. They just was trying to get hydrated. Heroin. They was trying to bring it back.

You know what I'm saying? So, but, bubbles and shit, you know? That was crackheads. shit, you know. That was the crackheads. I'm not saying I know. I don't know about. I'm just saying that's what I heard. By the way, we have had probably. I don't know if I just heard that. We probably had as guests on this show, Danny,

probably the top 100 comedians in the world, yet I don't think a show has ever started quite as funny as crackheadhead. Yes. Crackheadhead, I. Crackheadhead. I mean, hey, man. You gotta check it and respect it. You live it or you don't do it. You know what I'm saying?

Detroit Danny Brown is our guest tonight. Every single episode of this show, as well as having a guest on, we also have a band, ladies and gentlemen. Every episode, they become different characters. I never know what they're going to be. Sometimes they bring back some of the classic characters

from the past. For example, last night in Grand Rapids, we had the return of, we haven't seen them for a long time, the Cat Burglars were here. And the night before that, they were billionaires for the first time ever. And those, I mean, every episode, it truly is unbelievable how well these guys commit to their characters and make jokes through their characters. They truly become them. This week's no different. I have no idea what they're going to be.

They always go to a different room and start changing 20 minutes before the show. Yeah, they suck each other off, according to Red Band. Yes. And so here they are. Let's find out what they are live for the first time ever in Detroit. It's the best damn band in the land.

It is the Kill Tony Band. Jeremiah Watkins and Joel Berg. Joel Jimenez. What will they be tonight? It appears as though... Whoa! That's what I think Jeremiah is in my head. Wow! Real nerds. That's what I think Jeremiah is in my head. Wow.

Real nerds. They have suspenders, high-waisted pants, glasses with tape. Wow. Look at this. Oh, my God. Definitely Jeremiah is a nerd. Is this true? Precisely.

Is this true? Precisely. And, wow, clearly back here we have, from the movie The Jinx, Robert Durst is here, everybody. Excellent reference, Tony. What kind of vegetables are those? Those are not vegetables. Those are vegetables. It's a leafy substance, though, that Danny is.

Broccoli. Wow. So, well, nerds, you guys, you guys, first time ever at a live stand-up comedy show? You better believe it. Wow. We've never had, am I correct? We've never had nerds on?

Oh, we've been on before, but we're very forgettable. It's okay. It's been a long time since we've had the nerds on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, Joelberg, you're breathing pretty heavy for this. I'm hyperventilating. All right.

Well, let's just jump right into the show. The band is here. We have this bucket. Look for this. I'm hyperventilating. Alright, well, let's just jump right into the show. The band is here. We have this bucket. Look at this. Detroit's so fucking cool that they thought ahead, got a real jack-o'-lantern in honor of the purple jack-o'-lantern that we use on the show at the Comedy Store, Ichabod's

Bucket of Destiny, given to us by the always interesting character Ichabod that lives in Las Vegas. And we have this jack-o'-lantern tonight filled with the names. I mean, there are a fucking shit ton of names in here. And if I pull the name out, they get 60 seconds of stage time. Maybe it's their first time ever trying stand-up comedy. Maybe it's a local talent trying to make it and make friends with Danny Brown or some crazy shit like that. Who knows what's possible?

What are friends? If I pull your name. I mean, I don't know what that's going to do. I don't think being friends with me is going to work out in Detroit. You know what I'm saying? Might just get you one way ticket to the county jail. Frank Murphy. That's about all I can do for you, you know?

If I pull your name out, you get 60 seconds uninterrupted, and then we interview you afterwards, try to find out more about your real life, what makes you different and special. You guys ready to start this shit? It is the first ever... Remember, when I pull your name out of the bucket, you get 60 seconds.

You know your time's up when you hear the sound of a kitten. Wrap it up then, or else you're gonna bring out the angry Detroit 8-mile bear. Wow. Here we go. My hand's in the bucket. How many of you want to see a comedian do good tonight? How many of you want to see a comedian do bad tonight?

It's a hateful audience. Lansing's must be the safest place to live, I guess. All right. All right. place to live, I guess. Alright. The bucket has spoken, and your first person doing 60 seconds uninterrupted tonight goes by the name

of Brett Hayden, everyone! Come on! Here he is. I'm Tony, two weeks into chemo. How are you guys? You see it too? Fuck you guys. All right.

It's almost winter. I'm not excited about it because I'm a skinny guy. I don't thrive in the cold weather. It sucks too because I have a skinny guy. I don't thrive in the cold weather. It sucks too because I have a hard time gaining weight, which I've learned is the least sympathetic problem one can have. You tell people you have a hard time gaining weight, they look at you like you just said, I have too much sex and money. Like it's hard to be relatable to human beings when you say things like my skinny jeans are getting too big.

The reason I'm so skinny is because I exercise too much. That's not me bragging. I'm an anxious pacer. When my anxiety gets really bad, I start walking around and I can't stop. That's why I think anxious pacers, we should have our own Fitbits. Right? When you reach 1,000 steps, it would just ask you if you're okay. Thanks, guys. All right. there you go brad hayden uh first of all why only two weeks in chemo uh i mean i think you could have added a little bit

longer maybe anyway i feel like the sad part is that I feel like your face is actually a little bit fuller than mine. And I feel like we all notice it. It sort of hurts me because I feel like I look like Tony two weeks out of chemo. He's smoking weed, I'm telling. Tony, Tony, the Home Alone kid looks awful. Brett, we've had you on this show before. Yeah, Fort Wayne. Oh, okay.

Where you from, man? I'm from Lansing. Oh, shit. Tight. Okay. Go green? Wow. I mean, yeah, I'm a Wolverine fan, too, so fuck that nigga.

But I ain't gonna lie. That was tight. I like you. You cool. You know what I'm saying? I told this nigga. Let me just say real quick. I told this nigga.

Hey, hold up. I told this nigga. He got me up here, so I'm biased all night. Anybody that come up here on the state in Michigan, you know what I'm saying? I can't be on no ho shit, and I got to fuck up my people from the hometown, you know what I'm saying?

But I told him, next time he got me in L.A., if I'm at the store, I'm going to be hoing niggas. So I love you, you know what I'm saying? Thank you. For you white people in the audience, what Danny just said was he's going to be nice to people tonight because he's here in his hometown, and Danny just said was he's gonna be nice to people tonight because he's here in his hometown and

when he goes to LA, he's going to be mean as a motherfucker. Extra! I'm turning it up. You know what I'm saying? I feel like they set me up for this shit. Hey, I can't tell a nigga he suck and then I gotta stand in the line with him for motherfucking

groceries tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? We here together, man then I gotta, you know, stand in the line with him for motherfucking groceries tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? We here together, man. We gotta check in with nerd Jeremiah. If Danny calls me the N-word tonight, it'll be the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. Oh, you mean Nazi? Speaking of Nazi, let's get back to Brett Hayden up here.

He's just getting away with murder. This fucking guy. I mean, he looks like he's straight off the fucking whatever. Yeah, you tight, cub. You ain't got to worry about us. You got your own thing going on, man. Fuck these niggas, man. Hop on the motherfucking bus.

Get this shit rocking, man. Fuck this shit, man. Hell yeah. That's exactly what I was just gonna say. You ain't got to worry about this shit, man. We in hell tramming, man. This is where you buy poochkies, man. This ain't no joke. See, you ain't know that.

This is where the poochkies at. Where are my poochkies at? I have no idea. I have no idea what you're saying. I love it, that. This is where the poochies at. Where are my poochies at? I have no idea what you're saying. I love it, though. As long as the crowd goes crazy, I don't know. You ever had a poochie? No, what is that? You don't know what a poochie is?

What the fuck, Tony? I thought I knew you. What is it? Hey, Michigan, Detroit, we up in here, right? This nigga don't know what a poonski is. What the fuck? Where is the nerd slapping at me? I don't even know what a poonski is.

You don't even know what he's saying? I ain't gonna lie, I don't really know what too much of it is like that. I'm a nigga too. But it's like a donut. Like a donut. Okay. It's like some like a donut. Like a donut. Okay. It's like some type of donut.

What makes it different than a donut? It survived the Holocaust. It's a real one. It's a real shit right there. Like Hitler couldn't even hate on it. He hit that motherfucker one time like, fuck it, man. Niggas made the poochkis, let them rock. That's how you know we got a couple Jews out here in Michigan holding down Hamtramck.

Them niggas, Hitler said, they made the poochkis. Let them rock. And that's how you got Hamtramck, Detroit. Why you, look, we got ISIS chilling with us every day. Brad, have you ever had a poochki before? I ate one today, yeah. Yeah, see? Look!

Wow. Keep the Nazis off him. That's like Nazi repellent. I'm Poonski today, keep the Nazis away. Oh, God. All right. Brad, how long have you been doing stand-up comedy? About five years.

How long? About five years. And do you have a job? Right now, I'm just doing stand-up. Good job. Thank you. What do you like to do for fun? What I like to do for fun?

Huge wrestling fan. What else? Besides that, not much. Do you really have cancer? Did I really? No. Wow. Can't be joking about shit like that, man.

I respect it. Anything for a laugh? We in Michigan. You got to do what you got to do. No, I agree. You just ate a poonski today. Niggas ain't eating poonskis every day, man. You got to do what you got to do, man.

That's like real Holocaust, like back in the day shit. Living off one poonski a day. That's real comedy shit, like back in the day shit. Living off one poonski a day. That's real comedy shit, man. I've learned a lot. My three days in Michigan, I've learned a lot. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of people might forget that Brian and I are both proud, proud Ohioans. And it is so much fun. Yeah.

And visit a bunch of losers. That's right. Year after year. Twice a year I have to deal with those dirty Spartans and those loser Wolverines. Hail to the big... Yeah. I get back on a plane to Los Angeles tomorrow, back to where winners are. I guess so, because you lived in Ohio.

I would get the fuck up on that motherfucker too. Hell to the victors. Oh, come on. Hell to the victors. I haven't heard that song in like nine years. I mean, but you. Nine. I still got to respect it.

I mean, you got to respect it and check it. There's a really angry guy in a Wolverines jersey in the middle of the crowd right now. He's losing his mind. It might be Jim Harbaugh, by the way. Might be. I just know it's one... I've been all around the world. You know, as me being do what I do,

I hang out, I chill. I've been everywhere. I've been to motherfucking Zimbabwe. They got a motherfucking mural of me painted on the wall with my tongue out. Hold on, nerd chair. But when I go to Ohio, my skin crawl.

I just don't like that shit. It ain't nothing cool to do. They just be, I just don't like that shit. Excuse me, sir. You're being very impolite right now. I gotta stick up for myself, okay? Go blue. I feel bad. What I was Go blue. I feel bad. What I was gonna say is I feel bad for this comedian on stage

because he knows what it's like to be invisible too now. I mean, that is what ends up happening when you're... Nah, he tight. We fuck with cuz. He from the D. You know what I'm saying? We fuck with cuz. I mean, he from Lansing.

I'm 90 minutes from Detroit. Yeah. You got good water up there. We do. All right. We're going to keep rolling along. There goes Brett Hayden, everybody. Thanks, guys.

Your first comedian of the night. Time to get somebody else out of this bucket. There's so many names. One more time for that young stage hand who just did stand up. All right. Getting a lady up here. Let's do it. Make some noise for Alyssa Alduki.

Alyssa Alduki. Alyssa Alduki. Oh, is she coming? Alyssa Alduki. Oh, is she coming? Alyssa. Do we have our first blacklisted? Wow. Blacklisted. Oh, she's right here.

Now she's making it. She's sprinting. Yeah. Here she is. Oh, shit. Ew. Hey, how you guys doing? What's up? Yes she is. Oh shit. Eww. Hey, how you guys doing? What's up? Oh shit.

Hey, what's up? So, I thought I was gaining weight recently because of my drinking. Turns out it's because of my favorite drinking game. It's called, Now What Do I Eat? it's because of my favorite drinking game. It's called, Now What Do I Eat? Usually the answer is chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks. I like to call it diner charcuterie.

Try it. Walk in, they'll be like, all of the meat and cheese plate. They'll say, what? You say, you know what I mean. I answered the door in my fuzzy pink bathrobe and skiing penguin pajamas. And the cute delivery guy said, well, gee, you didn't have to get all dressed up for me. And I said, I just ordered four pieces of cake

on the internet. Pretty sure there's no dress code, dickhead. And if there was one, wouldn't this be it? There you go, Alyssa Alduki. There you go, thatssa Alduki. There you go. That's some real material there. You do look like you love eating. I do.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm kind of conflicted. I was going to say pussy, but... I'm mad conflicted. Tony, I didn't know Morrissey was so funny. Hi, Alyssa. Welcome to the show. This is your first time ever on, right?

It is. How's it going? How long have you been on stand-up? Four years. Oh, where at? Four years, Philadelphia. Oh. You're as thick as hell, though.

What's that? You're as thick as hell, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I...

Tony. Oh, shit. Pierre, Pierre, Pierre. Like a full oatmeal, you know what I'm saying? There's no Me Too movement on the Kill Tony show at all. We do not acknowledge it whatsoever. Look at Nerd Jeremiah over there. I think someone just had an accident in his pants.

Tony. Tony, I think we figured out where all that cake went. Wow. Alyssa. Alduki. What is that last name? What is Alduki? What ethnicity is that?

Middle Eastern. I'm from Kuwait. Oh. Wow. Yeah. What's Kuwait known for? What's their specialty other than sand. I'm from Kuwait. Ah. Wow. Yeah. What's Kuwait known for? What's their specialty other than sand? Swarm.

Sand. Sand. Oil. You look like you're Kuwaiting to exhale. That's because I had to fucking run up here. I'm out of breath, Chip. Were you born in America? Yes, I was. In Philly? I was born in D. here. I'm out of breath, Chip. Were you born in America? Yes, I was.

In Philly? I was born in D.C. Okay. My mom's American. All right. And your dad's super Kuwaiti? Super Kuwaiti. What does he think about you doing stand-up for four years?

He likes it. Why do you do this to our family name? You already have... You want to be funny? Just tell people our last name it is Alduki it really is a L D o okay I eat chai I mean that is truly that probably was like your first joke right it is thank you my very first dookie like shit on stage like something like that that's exactly what it is. And she ain't thick as hell, though.

I remember that. And by thick as hell, he means you have a thick brain. Am I right? I mean, that was the first joke. Yeah. Yeah, as far as he's thick. No, you're right. I liked it.

Hell yeah. So, I'm with it. Thank you. He's with it. Hell yeah. So I'm with it. Thank you. He's lit it. Five stars. Alyssa, you are very stunning. You have a lot of, how long have you been in? You thick as a motherfucker, girl. How long have you been in?

I've been thick as a motherfucker my whole life. Thank you. Alyssa, how long have you been in Detroit? I've been in Detroit since Wednesday evening. Wednesday evening. How many times have you been? So she heard that enough. You thinking of motherfucker, girl.

How many times have you heard that? I've been in Detroit for like three hours, and I've already heard you called thick seven times. How many times have you heard it? Since getting here? Yeah. Only this evening. Oh.

Detroit, what's wrong with you? Because you was in Hamtramck where they eat poachers. You have enough Arab women in this town. You know what I'm saying? You got to hop on Linwood, you know what I'm saying, on the block. Steve's Soul Food, you know what I'm saying? Shots out where the collard greens got the sugar in it. You know what I'm saying?

Men don't holler at me like this in Philadelphia. Yeah, I take you out. You got to pick them up, girl. We got the content going. It's funny, Alyssa. You do have a body that black guys love and a face that Jewish guys love. Yeah.

I do upset a lot of Jewish men's parents. That's a face that my taxes love, too. Nerd Jeremiah? The only thing that I would holler at you is you have a beautiful personality. I like her. She's amazing. Wait, what? What?

I said I like her. She's amazing. Oh yeah, she is. She's thick as hell and funny, man. What were you asking for? It's true. You are thick as hell and funny. I. What more will you ask for? It's true. You are thick as hell and funny. I mean, we want some more back. I mean, if she had a pack of backwoods in her pocket, she would be amazing.

What do you do for fun, Alyssa? Tell us more about you. I smoke a lot of weed. What the? Come on. Well, let's cheer up. Smoke with your boy. You know, let's talk about some motherfucking astrology or something.

Astrology? Yeah, what's your sign? I'm a Reiki level two master. What's your sign? What does that mean, Reiki level two master? Yeah, that's like some Pokemon shit. That's like some Pokemon shit, man. I don't know about all that shit.

I was born in the early 80s. I was born in the early 80s. I was born in the early 80s. You know what I'm saying? That was very impressive, Brian. Tony, Tony. I forgot. Tony, after that dance, I think I got a pack of backlips in my front pocket. Alyssa, what kind of guys are you into?

Are you single? No. She like niggas. Alyssa, what kind of guys are you into? Are you single? No. She like niggas. What?

I've got a rotating list of men. Yeah. Yeah. I can just guess. She like niggas. You can tell. Is that true? You like N-words?

I can't say what he said. What do you want me to do in that situation? What do I do? What do I do? He said that. If I say black people, it's just as weird, except we don't all get to laugh about it. I have to change it no matter what. I think N-Words is funnier.

Sorry. Sorry, 2018. Sorry, sorry 2018 It was just again you love it Hypothesis sure do I learned that in science class hypothesis. What's your rotation like ratio ethnicity wise? Are they all black guys? Is it I'm pretty sure it's a lot of niggas Are they all black guys? I'm pretty sure it's a lot of niggas. Are they like the starting five or something like that?

Yeah, definitely. And then on the weekends. They be saying that, ooh, baby. They say mad weird shit when she in the mall just shopping. She go to Walgreens, she be like, damn, ooh. They say mad weird shit. You ever had any weird cat calls? Before you know it, man, it's like you gotta bow down to it. It's like lasso. It's like, shh, shh, shh.

You know what? Let me see what this nigga talking about. Anything you remember? Any cat calls that you've ever gotten? Oh, yeah. Stand out to you? Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, goddamn. I actually found out that I was gaining weight from a cat caller

because it used to be I would walk past a gentleman and he would go, mmm. But now they all go, mmm. Yeah, mmm. So. Told you. I'm creepy like that too. I just try to keep it in.

Nerd Jeremiah. Can I try the cat collar right now? Yeah, yeah, try it. Let's see what this is like. All right. See what you got. Hey girl, weren't you a finalist on AGT, America's Got Thickness?

Oh. Tony, Tony. Yes, you're going to give it a shot? That's why she like niggas, you know what I'm saying? Shit like that, that's why she like niggas. She looks like if Rachel Maddow worked for a world star. Wow, Joelberg is here. Joelberg is here,

ladies and gentlemen, and he is behind the drums. Also, Tony, the bullies say if I smoke weed, I'll be cool, so just saying. Maybe I'd like to try that on you. Oh, look at this nerd. Don't do it! Oh, look at this nerd. Don't do it! Wow.

Whoa, that was a real hit. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. He inhaled and everything. That was like the opposite of Elon Musk on Joe Rogan. That was... Right? Oh Elon Musk on Joe Rogan. Right? Oh, hold on.

I have to be the first to make a physical joke about that, right? Is it too soon to make the Elon on Rogan joke? Tony, if you don't mind me saying, that was gooder than a motherfucker. Who are you? Who are you? I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Oh, shit.

I'm high as fuck. Alyssa, this is, I mean, you know, this is one of those crazy shows where I hope that you're having fun up here. Is everything good? You feel comfortable? Yeah. I just finished smoking, so I feel great. I love it.

I feel great. You guys are wonderful. Is that where you were when we called your name? Yeah. Wow. That is so fucking cool. You were tearing up the hookah? I just got ready.

Yeah. The old hubbly bubbly. Wow. All right. Well, it was nice to have you on. Thank you for having me. Let me tell you this in closing, is that you were able to stay within one subject the entire time.

You know what I mean? That's pretty cool. It shows your experience and everything. It was nice to meet you. You have a beautiful face. Wow, Red Band's in love. That just means the rest of me sucks. I'm trying to

dismount us off of the sexual stuff. And of course, Redband at the end, you have a beautiful face. She does. Serial killer style. Like you're on the other side of a window looking in. You have a beautiful face. I love your skin.

I'd love to wear it. We should be friends. Follow her on Twitter at TheDukeness. It's Alyssa Alduki, everybody. Mighty Morphin Power, local Power Rangers. All right. You know, if you listen to the show,

how many of you are big fans of this show? Then you know that we have a history on this show. Every time, it always seems like some of our most fun guests are always one-word names. And this is our first one-word name of the night. Make some noise for Noodle. Noodle. Noodle. Noodle.

Check! Hey, yo. What's up? My name's Chris. Honestly, I'll be honest with you. I thought this was going to be a black crowd because I'm from Canada. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Andrew Wiggins. Anyways, I got it. No no heart i'm a twin i haven't know what you call that um my boss recently started paying for my phone bill which is sweet i don't have to pay a phone bill anymore the only the only problem with it is that the only thing i used to watch porn with was my cell phone and i don't know if my boss can really, I don't know if he knows if I am watching porn on my phone, but every time he has to see my phone at work, I feel like I'm handing him a wet napkin.

Thank God. Wow, all right. How many of you hate this guy? I was going to say, you look like Andy Samberg if I hated him. You look like an off-duty stormtrooper. He does look like an off-duty stormtrooper. Look at your stupid sweater. Should I call you Noodle or Chris or what the fuck, you weird, lying, cheating fuck?

Well, my name's Chris. My childhood nickname was Noodle. So that's what you went by. Well, I know from... You look like a noodle. Thank you. You know what? Hey, I'm a podcast fan.

I can't really feel sorry for him. Why? Because I used to skip school with my homeboy Robine in elementary school when we used to watch porn on VHS tapes and this nigga talking about watching porn on his phone. That ain't gangster. We skipped school, risked our lives, risked our whole everything to hang out at his crib and let his dad go to work. Still his VHS tapes. Yeah. Watch porn.

But they're waterproof. With the other niggas. Ain't even had no pussy on deck. And he talking about some jokes with his porn on his phone. He used to jerk off in the same way. He ain't from my era. He ain't from my world. They keep telling us we living in simulations.

It's like, man, different worlds we in. He ain't in mine. Because I skipped school with Robine to watch porn with other niggas in the fourth grade. Jeremiah? With mad hair on the pussy. Nerd Jeremiah? It wasn't no shit shade. Yes. And you talking about porn on his pussy. Nerd Jeremiah? It wasn't no shit, Shay. Yes?

And you talking about porn on his phone. What year this nigga was born in? What year were you born in? 89. Wow. You look like Elon Crust. He made it. All right. Let's find out a little bit more about you, Chris. What job are you jerking off

at on your phone? What do you do for work? I can't jerk off on a board. I do drafting. What? For buildings, I do drafting, like blueprints. Drafting? Yeah, blueprints for buildings. Oh.

You look like a Simpsons character came to life. Have you ever done stand-up before? Is this your first time? First time, yeah. First time. Oh, yeah. There you ever done stand-up before? Is this your first time? First time, yeah. First time. There you go. You know you get rewarded for shit you're scared of doing.

You from here in Detroit? No, I'm from Canada. USA! USA! No, I'm from Canada. Whoa. What the hell? USA. USA. Oh yeah, you didn't say from Canada. I told you, Andrew Wiggins.

What? He ain't got no heart. I don't know who Andrew Wiggins is. Demon. Okay, I don't know what the fuck's going on. I have two degrees in communication. All my real niggas know what I'm talking about. Steven Jackson said, Andrew Wiggins ain't got no heart.

So now I think everybody from Canada ain't got no heart. Nerd Jeremiah? I think this is why I don't smoke weed. I mean, it's some shit. I mean, it makes sense. But yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, man, I just want to live paranoid every minute of my life. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah. How do you think this Canadian boy feels? They good. They got health insurance. Did that dude from Indiana Jones steal your heart? You know how long my teeth was fucked up? What? Oh, my God.

So, Chris, let me ask you this. Did you come down from Canada just for this? That nigga went through the border for this shit. What? Yeah. He went through the border for this. Huge Kill Tony fan. Been watching since the Iron Patriot.

He went through the tunnel? Did you go through the tunnel? I'll be the bad guy. People don't like me. Danny, choose your moments, friend, okay? Danny, stop. Okay? It's a live podcast. We all have

microphones. There's six people on stage with microphones. Whenever he's directing a question to this man, let this man talk. You'll have your moment. All right, all right, all right. Yay. Can you just imagine the person on the treadmill going, thank you, Jeremiah.

I'm just saying. That's me. That's me. I listen to Kill Tony all the time. You look like you called the cops. Did you go through the tunnel or over the bridge? What? Did you go through the tunnel or over the bridge? I took the tunnel. We took the tunnel.

Wow. Look at that. The crowd goes crazy. That's our accent I was asking. You blowing on saxophones. Oh, shit. Hey, brother, don't come at me. I have six degrees in communication. I can't understand one word you're saying. This is Nerd versus Danny Brown live. See? degrees in communication, I can't understand one word you're saying. Nerd

versus Danny Brown. See? Detroit. I say we gonna do this all night. But you don't know. I'm prepared for this shit. I gotta find out more about Chris. It's hometown. What part of Canada are you from?

In between Windsor and London, Ontario. Wow. That's Chatham. Chatham, Ontario. Answer this. What do you think is the most Canadian thing about you? No, I'm not saying what's the most Canadian thing. You got me hot because I can't say what the fuck I want to say now

because you done fucked me up, so I got to put the mic on the table. Now you know what it's like to feel bold your entire life. I'm over it. What's the most Canadian thing about you, Chris, other than the jacket shirt that you're wearing right now? What's the second most Canadian thing about you? It could be maybe just maybe drinking excessively.

Yeah, what do you like to drink? What? Dude, I drink. What, juice? I'll drink you, buddy. I know you. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

That's Canadian shit talking. Let's do it. Hey, buddy. You want to go with me? I know you got the body mask, but fucking... I got money on blue shirt, cuz you ain't about to out-drink. What? Were you a Canucks

fan? This guy's fucking giggly after fucking two Cheerios. Welcome to another episode of Canadian Shit Talking, by the way, where... Oh, buddy, you think you can out-drink me, buddy? Oh, I'm gonna show you a real good time, buddy. I ain't gonna lie, I love Canada, man. I love Canada. Oh, man, you think you can out-drink me, buddy? Oh, I'm going to show you a real good time, buddy. I got a little...

I ain't going to lie, I love Canada, man. I love Canada. Oh, man, I'll... You know what? I'll even pay for all the drinks, pal. Oh, I'll show you who the nice guy is. No more Mr. Nice Guy, and by that, I'm going to get us drunk tonight.

And that was Canadian shit talking. Oh, buddy. Oh. Oh. Oh, buddy, old pal. You got yourself in big trouble now. We're going to be the best of friends. This is definitely about to be the longest kill, Tony.

How many motherfuckers about to go up fucking with me? That's all I know. We don't get that. Unfortunately, we're not going to make it through everybody. It's almost done. It's over. Two niggas. Oh, yeah.

This is like dances. We still have a guy. Chris is still up here. I know. It's funny because Chris is such a nerd that he just blends right in with the band over there. He merged. You play any instruments? We have an extra tambourine for this fucking guy or anything?

Do you have an ED? Because you could go to 4hymns.com if you do. Well, Chris, every episode has its own DNA, and I wish we could have talked to you more, but we've got to keep flying through it, all right? I've got to get more names out of this bucket. There he goes, everybody. Chris Noodle, as they got to keep flying through it. All right? I got to get more names out of this bucket. There he goes, everybody. Chris. Noodle, as they call him

up in Canada there. All right. Let me ask you one more question real quick. Chris, before you go, what's the most you ever drank in one night? I fought with you, Chris. Most drinks. Even though you're Canadian, I fought with you. There used to be a thing called Rainbow Challenge. It was 12 shots and every shot was a different color.

And we had to drink it in one hour. So I did all 12 shots and every shot was a different color. And we had to drink it in one hour. So I did all 12 shots in one hour and I ended up streaking through the town butt naked. Wow. That's some gay shit. There you go. He did the rainbow shot challenge, everybody. That's some gay shit, man.

I always thought the rainbow shot challenge was when you do shots with your buddies until you start blowing them. I was fucking with him until he told me he was shaking his dick all around town. I ain't... I don't fuck with nobody shaking their dick all around town, man.

That ain't cool. I can't wait to make... I'm gonna make so many ringtones out of this podcast. I'm just saying, man. I keep the dick enclosed. Keeping this fun train moving along. You ready to meet another... He's shaking the dick all around town.

That's that Canada shit, man. That's why we don't let them niggas over the bridge. That's why we got tunnels. All type of shit for them to come through. Because they shake dick everywhere they go. I have a Crown Royal and Coke, by the way, from wherever that guy is. There he goes. He's got it.

Could I have a warm glass of milk, please? You ready to meet another comedian, Danny Brown? Let's do it. Hell yeah. 60 seconds uninterrupted goes to Alex Stipula. Hey, Danny. Ain't it? Ain't it funny how it happened?

Check! Alex Stipula, Detroit. Make some noise. Come on. Is he from Detroit, though? Hey, how are you? I just went to the doctor. He told me that I have to stop cutting myself.

Yeah. Said you got all these deep cuts and lacerations all over your body. I was just like, well, then you find the microchips, asshole. How the hell else am I gonna dig him out of there? You know what I don't get? How come two people can dress up as furries and fuck each other, but I can't dress up my dog as a person and fuck it?

Hold still, Rex. I mean Nancy. See, because Nancy's a person's name. You don't name a dog Nancy unless you're an asshole. All right, before I'm done with this... Oh, okay. Want to finish it? Go ahead, finish.

Before I'm done with this, I just want to tell you about my band real quick. I play in a really awesome band. It's called Young Adolescent... See, it was cool before you did that shit. What? Well, you didn't let me finish the joke because I don't actually play in a band. Oh, damn. I mean,

I know. I apologize. No, it's okay. It's your show. Do you want to finish it? Just try it again? I'll do it. I'll do it. I mean, now that we know that you don't have a band, then Mr. X sort of given up. But I mean, if you still want to give it a shot. I would never plug my band. Sometimes the third time's the charm. I play in a really awesome

band. It's called Young Adolescent Boys Getting Fucked Hard by Older Men. Wow. All right. You went darker. If you could get out your phones and Google us. Jesus. It's okay, man. It's okay, man. It's okay, man. It's okay, man. But. It's okay, man.

You great. You did great. You did great. Could I talk about my real band now? No. I don't want to punch a line at this point. Tony. Tony.

I'm cool. I'm cool. I love you. High five. Give me a hug. Tony. Yeah. I liked it.

You dope. This guy looks like if Super Mario was married to Roseanne. Alex, you are a dark creature, man. You're talking about fucking your dog. And then whatever that last part was didn't even sound like a joke. It felt like a scary news headline or something like that. Thank you. Where are you from?

Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh? Yeah. What you doing here? For the festival. You came here for this shit? I'm performing on the Motor City, the festival.

Danny, tonight you're the only person that doesn't respect this show. Everybody else knows what the fuck they're here for. I'm sorry. It's all good. It's amazing. I mean, I live around the corner. I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

They just told me. I just said some shit was happening. Pull up. And then I hopped up. And then they got all y'all niggas here. We're going to be trending number one in yoga podcasts for some reason. I bet. Oh, wow.

You came from Pittsburgh. I mean, I figure like you must really, you really want to get it out. Hey, I was just being on some 100 shit. You literally came from Pittsburgh for this shit? Yeah. That's only like four hours. Comedians, you got to go on the road sometimes. You dope though. That shit was tight. I fuck with it. I like this hours. Comedians, you got to go on the road sometimes. You dope dope. That shit was tight.

I fuck with it. I like this shit. You tight. How long have you been on stand-up? Over seven years, almost eight. How old are you? I am 33. I just know nobody in Detroit for shit. So, shout out to you.

What do you do for work? Work on old houses. Drive Lyft. Work on old houses. What do you do for work? Work on old houses, drive Lyft. Work on old houses? What do you do with old houses? Drywall, painting, upkeep, shit like that. Whatever. Do you like the film Jurassic Park?

Just the second one. So you're sort of a dark personality, Alex. You know, you talked about that dark shit. Let me ask you this. What is the creepiest thing about you? Like, what is something scary that you do when you're by yourself or a hobby or something like that? Watch soccer. That's pretty bad.

That's what I was afraid of. You look like Mexican Hitler. My nigga. Gracias. He drove to Detroit willingly. That's all I gotta say. What was that? He drove to Detroit willingly.

What'd you drive in? What was the vehicle? Prius. Wow. to Detroit willingly. What'd you drive in? What was the vehicle? Prius. Wow.

Turn that motherfucker up! I know. It was a Ford Prius? Wow. They like, you know, Michigan shit. So, uh, wow. That's incredible. Incredible. Did you listen to music or anything on your way up here?

What did you listen to? Obviously, Ibang and Hoot. Depeche Mode? Really? Yeah. Aw. CD or? Were you surprised?

I just saw my phone. He's looking at him. Were you surprised? You single? What's that? Single? Are you surprised by the answer? Oh, am I single? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's looking at him. Are you surprised? You single? What's that? Single. Are you surprised by the answer? Oh, am I single?

Yeah, yeah. He's in Depeche Mode. I am single. Yeah. My man. You've been single a while? A couple years. How'd your last relationship end?

What was the deal with that? Oh, my ass hurts. Multiple breakups? Multiple breakups. Yeah, but that was... All I know, we friends after this, because he going to big places. Yeah. I mean...

This is too much pain and hurt to not equal sunshine. He's definitely going somewhere better than this, and that place is Pittsburgh. That's what I'm saying. This is too dark to not equal sunshine. Like, I got to be friends with this guy. I know a guy that knows the Canadian comedy scene pretty well. I could introduce

you to him. He was... Where is he? This is how the story always starts. This is how I know. I don't know what's going on. This is great. He really is just smoking weed, huh?

I'm so high. You're a lumberjack, aren't you? Oh, boy. Okay, wow. Again, I'll just keep steering the ship a little bit deeper. We have that clock. Where are we at there? Wow.

So you watch soccer. You basically just hang out by yourself. Anything other than watching soccer? Any fun hobbies or anything? Do you have any special skills or talents? Are you really in a band? Not yet. What do you mean, not yet? Hold on.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? When you say not yet, what do you mean? It would be nice to do that. What instrument do you play? What do you do? You sing? No, I don't. I have no musical talents. I never used to be in a band or anything. I played the oboe in middle school. Oh, no.

I could have guessed that. Actually. It's a double reach. He looks like an oboe player. Nerd Jeremiah? Do you ever go to dig sites and excavate fossils and sometimes find a raptor claw? That would be cool.

Only on Fridays. I hate this guy now. Yeah, let's keep moving along. We're going to move on. It was nice to meet you. Thanks for having me. Alex Stipula, back to Pittsburgh. Fuck yeah. You guys having fun?

We just lost the two black guys in the crowd. Oh, no. It hurts. No. Hell yeah. Make some noise for him, guys. He swung by it's the great Reggie Jackson ladies and gentlemen

your starting point guard for the Detroit Pistons come on make some noise he had to leave early he's a god damn professional basketball player by the way that's not a joke it was the actual Reggie Jackson how fucking cool is that one more time he's leaving he can still hear you

why maybe he had to poopy Jackson. How fucking cool is that? One more time. He's leaving. He can still hear you. Why? Maybe he had to poopy. I pulled another name out of the bucket. Brando Richman, ladies and gentlemen. 60 seconds uninterrupted. We're going to... Detroit, come on. We got to get a second wind here.

How's it going, everyone? I hate parents. I hate parents that show you pictures of their kids. I don't know what to say. I normally go with, oh, yeah, which really means nothing. The first part is just the sound, and the second part is acknowledgement that my vision works. I mean, as long as they're within the normal range, I don't have much to say. Now, you show me a kid with a fully deformed face

of an adult, now we're talking. When he looks at you, I got some questions. When he looks at you, does he know what you're saying? Does he snore? Do you trust your baby? I mean, I also don't like parents who think that the kids are amazing. We're all dumb kids. I was a dumb kid. This is a dumb kid thought I had. I thought everybody peed different colors, and I happened to get yellow.

Thank you. There he is, Brando Richman, ladies and gentlemen. Is that real about the pee color? Yeah, that's real. That's hilarious. Not only that, I was disappointed I had yellow. How dumb is that? When I was younger, my dad, like, I farted in the bathtub,

and I saw hair, and he's like, every time you fart, a hair came out. And I was, like, a senior in high school, and I figured out that was a lie. Like, I always, like, every time I farted, I always looked for my hair, and it never happened. Wow. All right. Looks like. Yeah, I'm silent on that one too.

Wow, you guys agree together on that. I can't believe it. I'm black, man. We don't do shit like that. Niggas don't. Black people don't fart in bathtubs? I'm just saying, we don't see daddy's dicks and shit like that. Brando,

Brando, welcome to the show. You are by far one of the scariest 11-year-old boys we've ever had on this show. It's quite incredible. Nerd Jeremiah? It looks like your parents 3D printed a white person. You from here

in Detroit? Actually, no. I'm good friends with Noodle. What the fuck is going on here? Wait, you're a Canadian, too? I'm a Canadian, too. Wow. All right, let me ask you this.

Look, man, I'm not down with this, man. They're coming down. They're taking the American people's jobs. Look, I told you my shit. Nah, I think I'm taking my shit back cuz we just got number Canadian niggas It's true we got nothing but Canadian n words You look like if Scientologist fought in the US that's fire don't think about it I think that'll be a fire like rap group, Canadian niggas.

I'll buy that album. What the fuck they going to talk about? I don't know. What would Canadian Edwards talk about? Shit. I don't know. Maple syrup Prius. Soprando, you ever done stand-up comedy before?

Nope. First time. Wow. Look at that. We're popping some Canadian cherries here tonight. Let me ask you this. You're Canadian. You do, again, seem like a nice guy. We did some Canadian shit talking earlier.

I'm going to ask you this question. I just want you to answer honestly. You know Canadians sort of have a reputation for being nice and polite, right? You know that? What's the meanest thing you've ever done? and nice and polite, right? You know that? What's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Well, one time I stole two paint cans on accident. By the way, for you podcast listeners, he was not, I was watching him. He was not trying to be funny there. I'm telling you, this audience will agree with me. That was fucking honesty right there. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think I'm stuck like this. Well, one time I stole two paint cans accidentally. Oh, there. Oh, there. Turns out I walked right by the self-checkout.

You know, one time a prostitute owed me and my friend some money for crack, and we just stuffed her in the closet for, like, six hours. I have also been stuffed in a closet for six hours. I'm just telling you, I mean, I don't want to say shit like this, but if that's the worst shit you did, I'm just saying.

And I thought that was light. We didn't do nothing mean to her. We just pushed her in the closet, bitch. Where did you steal the pen? I mean, she was a prostitute. She can't sell nothing for six hours. She owe us money, bitch. Now you can't

work. Get in the closet. Boom. What Apple store do you work at, Steve Jobs? Wow, there you go. Steve, no jobs. So where were you when you stole these paint cans? I stole them from Home Depot. Wow. You have Home Depots?

There's Home Depots in Canada? Yeah. I'm never shopping there again. Fuck that place. Banned. Yeah, we just banned Home Depot. I just told you about kicking crack holes in closets, man, and you talking about stealing from Home Depots, man.

So in Canada, that's a pretty big deal, though, two paint cans. Would you get like ten years in prison for that or something? Facts. That's why they don't do shit. Yeah. No, we barely don't do shit. Yeah. No, we barely have prisons in Canada. What? No, nothing.

We barely. I've been thinking about moving to Canada, man. I really been thinking about moving to Canada. It's right over the bridge. I can just come back and forth. I got to do some shit and come over here, hang out with my family. You ever go up there? I mean, it's hard enough to get over there when I go over there.

Really? Hell yeah. I got to have paperwork, all type of shit. How come? You have a record? I got felonies. And then, but I'm saying, shit should be good. That shit should be expunged from my record.

You know what we should do? We should kill Brando, skin him, and then you could just use his body suit to get over. That's what I don't understand. That's what I'm saying. All these motherfuckers keep coming over here. Every time I go over there, there's some shit. But I look over here, they're just up here on the mic. They are stealing all my time.

We got two Canadian motherfuckers. All right, let's give it a shot. I want to know what it's like. Since you're the closest thing we have to play the character, Brando, I want you to be the Canadian customs agent, and let's see what it's like when Danny goes through customs with a Canadian guy. Oh, that cleaner. All right, so say next.

Say next. Next. And then here he is. This is the guy. All of a sudden. You've been dealing with people that look like you all day, one after the other. All of a sudden, there's a dude. He literally do look like the niggas you get flicked by the Canadian motherfuckers by.

I swear to God. He does. Excuse me, sir. Have you been smoking any weed tonight? Whoa. Whoa. Oh, no. It's my dad. And that's it.

I only could be honest in that situation. And then you get shot by Canadian beanbags. No, no, no, no. Hey, you get down right there. It's going to be legal very soon. Toot, toot, toot. You got hit with some Canadian beanbags there. All right. Anybody got some papers or bagwoods or something?

Okay, Brando. Well, I mean, congratulations on starting stand-up. You fucking did it here tonight in Detroit. No one can ever take it from him. Brando Richmond. On to the next one. On to the next one. There's a million ways to get it.

Oh, yeah, we need a drink for Danny. Yeah. You can have some of mine. What do Oh yeah, we need a drink for Danny. Yeah. You can have some of mine. What do you want? You want a crown of coke? I'll have another crown of coke. Are you going to drink this? Sure. They'll get me another one. I mean, I'll drink it. Yeah, it's delicious. I had a sip out of the straw. I mean, I'll drink it. I pulled another name out of the bucket.

J-T-V-Z-V-Z? J-T-V-Z. J-T-V-Z. Come on, guys. Make some noise. We're doing this. We're meeting human beings. The nerds are with us. Danny Brown, Brian Redband. Here he comes. It's JTVZ. There he is, ladies and gentlemen. and gentlemen. So I'm JT and I already feel like I'm at another AA meeting. This is

awesome. So I'm recently single dad. I've got a pretty good dating profile now. It's pretty good. Sorry, never been on a stage before. But thought it'd be real fun, my last relationship, after I filled out the dating profile today.

Said, describe your last relationship. Okay. I got married. relationship. Okay. I got married and then 15 days later my mother-in-law decided to drive her riding

lawnmower into the side of her semi-truck. She kind of stole the day from us. It was pretty cool. She died. I never had those mother-in-law problems fuck yeah JT Vesey

something about your delivery on that she died actually really fucking got me I love that I thought I was like a CBS or something hell yeah that's about as good as it gets for a guy's first time on stage, huh? One more time for JT Beasley.

First time ever on a stage. You still married? Hell no. Hell no. How long ago was that marriage? Ended like two years ago. I think it lasted four years. Two years ago.

And her mom really drove a tractor into a semi truck? Yeah. Like a lawnmower? A zero-turn lawnmower. She drove it right into the bottom of the semi. I don't know what zero-turn is. I'm not a full-grown boy yet. No steering wheel.

Oh. Redneck. No steering wheel. How did you steer a tractor? Oh, with the bars? So when she hit it, it was her face that hit the trailer. Oh, shit the bars? So when she hit it, it was her face that hit the trailer. Oh, shit. God damn.

Did you go to the scene where it was? Were you like, oh my god, we have to get over there and say our goodbyes? No, she didn't show up for her home trip and she skipped her son's birthday and decided to do that at her boyfriend's house. Why are you smiling?

Because to top that, I decided to burn the house down by accident wait a second wait a second let me tell you something you're in a tough position because i met a canadian guy that did something by accident right before you were on this stage and i could tell that he was telling the truth, but your by accident seemed a little shady. But I got topped after that because then the ex told me she was pregnant and we brought the baby home and two days later the house flooded.

Jesus. I have no idea why it didn't work. Can you tell us the beginning part of the story that we haven't heard yet about you finding an old raggedy doll in some type of event and you took the doll home with you and it haunted your

entire existence? Do you realize you're cursed? My mom's a bipolar drug addict that we thought would ruin the moon. All of our moms are bipolar drug addicts. Come on. But we thought she would have stole the wedding, not the one that drove into the semi.

JT, how old are you? 33. What do you do for a living? I fix gas stations. You fix gas stations. The pumps. I smoke a lot of weed. In Michigan, that's a profitable thing.

I'm going to be honest with you. We're real close to Dearborn. There's a lot of gas stations. When you say you fix thing. I'm going to be honest with you. We're real close to Dearborn. There's a lot of gas stations. When you say you fix gas stations. I'm just being honest with you. I'm letting them know. He really a baller. Job security.

It sounds like, it might not sound like it's all that, but I'm letting you know. In Detroit, it's a real deal. You know what I'm saying? I fucks with them. But I drive a Tesla, so. That's not job security. Tesla was a great man. And so is Elon Musk.

How dare you? He doesn't inhale. JT, what's your dating life like now? Single. Single. Did you end up having any kids? My man. Yeah, I'm a single dad.

That's not a deadbeat. Right. That's fucking awesome. Of course, you're out there fixing gas stations. That's awesome. No, I'm serious. Like, that's amazing that you're, you know what I mean, that you fucking do the actual grind. I actually work in Detroit. Say that actual grind. I actually work in Detroit.

Say that again? That I actually work in Detroit's amazing. Yeah, that's like a real like, when you say you in Detroit and you're not black, it's like a... It's like a witch's curse.

It's like a staple where you're like, I was in Detroit. Yeah. I made like a staple. You're like, I was in Detroit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I made that a lot. Yep, I agree. That's what he was doing to you. No, I get it.

He's like, you know, I'll be in Detroit. I'm still here. Being from Youngstown from the time that I was raised in Youngstown is why I'm a... Okie dokie. Wow. I mean, it's just complete... Just a random dolphin in the middle of... When you're in control of...

Ohio, man. I told you, man. Two people looked at you and said, what? Wait a second. What is this anti-Ohio fist bump that just happened? Ohio, man. The hell was that shit? We not.

I don't fuck with it, man. You know what? You guys cheer all you want. You know what? I was having so much fun in Michigan that this year I was going to text my friend, great human being, Urban Meyer. I was going to text him. This year.

No, this is true. This is true. I was going to text him this year before the, this is true. This is true. I was going to text him this year before the big Michigan Wolverines game. I was going to text him and I was going to say, let's take it easy on him this year. I had a lot of fun during my three-day trip in Michigan.

We sold out fucking stand-up and kill Tony shows. I was going to say take it easy on the Wolverines. No, listen to me. I was going to say take it easy on the Wolverines. No, listen to me. Listen to me. I was going to say that. But I just decided right now I'm not going to send that text. You know,

I'm ready, bro. I swear. There's nothing I hate more than that shit, bro. I swear to God. Ohio. And I'm not even a college football fan and that shit, but I remember I was just on tour one time and I was in I was remember I was just on tour one time, and I was in, I was in, I think, I don't know,

whatever the fuck Ohio State is cracking at, I was in Ohio at the time, where Ohio and Michigan was playing, and I couldn't say I was a fan of Michigan because I got my ass beat at the time. But I'm from Detroit, you know what I'm saying, and I ain't a whole ass nigga So I was holding my shit down But That's okay

I had to hide it all week No I stayed on my tour bus and shit You know what I'm saying One time me and my You know Ohio motherfuckers man Those motherfuckers don't get hurt Yeah

You can hit them in the head and shit With bricks and shit They just eat that shit Yeah They just keep coming at you Like That's what I think I learned about Ohio people You can hit them eat that shit. They just keep coming at you. That's what I think I learned about Ohio people. You can hit them with whatever you got.

They just keep coming. We're able to do that because our water is always clean. You fucks. No, I'm kidding. See? I love being the bad guy. That's why you never give Ohio people props. I was trying to show them a little love

because they was here on home turf. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if they're going to make it home tonight. You know what I'm saying? JTVZ. Is that your name? JTVZ? Am I saying that right?

I'm about to hit them niggas with the flock of weed. What is it that you dislike about Ohio? I was stuck there all last week. Why? Why were you stuck there last week? I had to hold a shovel. What? Why? I had to hold a shovel and dig up a gas station all week.

You had to dig up a gas station? That's how we get gas stations. You're trying to be funny. You can't dig on top of 20,000 gallons of gas. See, I ain't fucking with Cooley. You're trying to be funny now, man. That's why I drive Tesla, because I can't trust these type of niggas

that look like this in our city. You know what I'm saying? I used to wear Alwassam leather jackets, man. That's the only thing I fucked with the 8-Ram 4, man, was leathers and shit, man. For the gas and shit, man. You know what I'm saying? I know what they doing.

You know what I'm saying? Just thank God we live here with Dearborn, because I know ISIS ain't blowing shit up here in Michigan. You know what I'm saying? Thank God we live here with Dearborn because I know ISIS ain't blowing shit up here in Michigan. You know what I'm saying? So shouts out all my niggas in Dearborn. We got the best swarmers in the motherfucking Americas. Yeah. There you go.

And you can clean piss off the leather. They don't know nothing about the swarmers here. You know what I'm saying? This is the moment where Danny and I announce we're running mates in the 2020 presidential election. That's right. You from Ohio. We definitely blowing your shit up first. Where you think all the fentanyl come from?

Us to y'all. We try to kill Ohio first with our fentanyl. All right. What do you think? Should we move along, get one more person up here? JTBC, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, guys, really make some noise. This is his first time on stage. Oh, yeah, let's do that for sure.

It got too real for you with that fentanyl joke, didn't it? What's that? It got too real with that fentanyl joke. Yeah, that's true. That's true shit right there. Yeah. You know I'm from the hood. You think I ain't got nothing to do with that?

I don't want to talk too much. All right. Guys, guys, I wish this never happened. I'm just saying, I can admit, it like stopped working when you're from the streets. Like, you give your homie $1,000. Next thing you know, he got $100,000. And it's from fentanyl. Wait, what?

Yeah, Danny. Jeremiah's taking it to Ohio to kill y'all motherfuckers because he say fuck the Buckeyes. No. And hell to the victors. Danny, you want to hear something awesome? Every week on this show... Hold up! Don't clip none of this. I'm just saying, man.

I just... Sometimes you get a little too drunk, and we talk with our people. We in Hamtramck right now where we eat poochies. I'm sorry y'all Ohio niggas got caught in this situation. It's like a clan meeting. And y'all Ohio niggas got caught in this situation. It's like a clan meeting. And y'all some niggas.

And y'all the niggas, right? I guess I forgot to say, I've said it each night in Grand Rapids and Lansing the last two nights. I didn't get to say this part. We set these Ohio niggas up. I want to say this, Danny, real quick. I want to say this, Danny, real quick. Is that what's beautiful is that we are lucky enough,

us Ohioans and Michiganders, you must agree that we're all lucky enough to be born and raised in a place where it's the biggest rivalry in all of fucking sports. And there's nothing cooler than that. Nobody can

take that from us. In closing, anyway, see you in November. I love it. You were my Darth Maul. Nerds, what's going on? Look at this. We lost Jeremiah. I didn't know I still existed.

Yeah. If we don't think of him, he doesn't exist. That's true. Wait, what does that mean? Like if we stop thinking about Jeremiah, he won't be there. So Danny, we have on this show one of the castmates is a regular who writes and performs a brand new minute every single episode of this show. He's had to write four new minutes this week.

He did one on Monday in L.A. He was with us in Grand Rapids, Lansing, and about to perform a brand new minute, never heard before stand-up comedy, in uninterrupted 60 seconds by the great, the regular, Malcolm Hatchett. What's up?

Hell yeah. I couldn't be a superhero because I would only show up when it's convenient for me. Like if somebody just got murdered down the street and there's no bitches around the murder scene, call the cops. If I was a superhero, my name would be Fagoman. I'll be standing in the hood one day, on the corner sipping on the Fagoman,

and a little kid runs up, hey, Mr. Fagoman. I'm like, what? They fighting over there. We need you to break it up. Who's fighting? You know, Tiffany. We need you to break it up. Who fighting? You know Tiffany with the big butt? Hello, brother. Oh, Tiff.

She down there, too? Yeah. What else is down there? Ribs. Oh, shit, ribs? Yeah. Stop fighting. Love each other.

Where the ribs at? A brand new minute from Malcolm Hatchett. I'm going to be honest with you. What was your favorite part of that set? My favorite part of that set was getting to talk with my friend Danny Brown here about how at the end of the day, he'd end up fucking Aphrodite.

I'm just saying. He would do. I'm just saying. Somehow we went off on a tangent about... Sometimes niggas be looking, they be missing out on their blessings. You know what I'm saying? I would quit this show.

Hell no. I'm just saying. Sometimes you got to knock it off, man. In life, you got to do shit. It's like escalators. You know what I'm saying? Actually, Malcolm is hopeless, not soulless. No.

Bro, you got to knock Aphrodite off, man. That's what you got to do. He just brought it up. Here's what happened, just so that you know the order of events. How do I know about that? I said your name. Look. I was excited to.

You got to knock it off, cuz. She smelled like oatmeal. You got to knock it off, cuz. Hilarious. That is hilarious. I'm just saying, man. It's like astral planing. You want to go to the next level?

You want to go to quantum physics? It's in quantum physics. It's in quantum physics. It's in the laws. Danny leaned into me, and he said into my ear, he goes, I watched the episode where we find out that Aphrodite has a crush on Malcolm. And you got a fucker to go to the next level. It's like Metroid. I'm going to go to Nerd Jeremiah on this for a second.

This is statistically why black people have a higher chance of getting AIDS than white people. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? He's suggesting that he just willy-nilly. We got for Aphrodite. I'm sorry, man. I'm telling you. A lot of shit we don't want to do as black people, man, but you always got to do it, man.

That's the point of being a black man. I'd rather go to sleep. Well, go to sleep. Because... I mean, it's going to turn into a vampire, man. Holy shit. One more time for Malcolm Hatchett, everybody. Yeah.

Wow. So, that was another new minute. What did you talk about? If I was a superhero. He's like, he'd be like the favorite. Wait till you fuck Aphrodite. Oh my God. I'll be the villain.

So Danny, you've seen Malcolm do quite a few sets on this show. You're a fan of Kill Tony, right? I mean, that's what you keep telling me, at least. I live in Michigan. I ain't got nothing else to do but to be in my basement watching YouTube videos. I don't got... What else y'all

got to do? Eat poonskies? We gonna eat Coney Island and go home and go on YouTube. Ain't not seeing this shit. And I know... He pulls a band for Aphrodite. Ain't not seeing this shit. And I know. See, he pulls a Ben from Aphrodite. He pulls a Ben from your dad. Danny, I'm going to ask you a question.

So Malcolm, in the last few months, has gained a really big. No, he cracking. He cracking. He tried to kind of holler at me. I'm like, nigga, I know who you is. Why you talking to me? So here's my question, Danny. Is this a guy that's made it out of Detroit? Like, what's

some advice now that he's getting the very, you know, start of some successes and like, you know, he has big business coming out of him. He has like agents and managers now. Quick, quick, quick, quick, actin' all bougie and get Afrodati that dick. I'll tell you something.

I have no idea how this happened, but it looks like we're only getting one thing out of Danny Brown on this. Just put the tip in. You don't understand. That's vampire shit. You got to get that dick up. You live ever.

You live ever. What if I put my tip in and I don't get it back? Just the tip. Bro. Hey, get my shit. Bro, I'm telling you, man. It's like vampire shit. What if I kill her? You got to fuck Afrod, I'm just telling you, man. It's like vampire shit.

What if I kill her? You got to fuck Aphrodite, man. Wake up, man. You got to fuck Aphrodite, man. Fuck Aphrodite. Hell no. Fuck Aphrodite. Look, you got to fuck Aphrodite, man.

It's over, man. I'm sorry. I'm telling you. Other than fucking Aphrodite. Kill myself. Let me ask you something. Bro, she had a whole little love letter. I saw it, bro. That shit was so funny. She put it, bro, she had a whole little love letter. I saw it, bro.

That shit was so funny. He's like, oh, women. She was like, I was, she said some ill shit about you, my nigga. That shit was weird. Yeah, weird. Yeah, weird. I can't even repeat it. It was like, I'm just like, with him.

I'm with him. He want to fuck Aphrodite. I can't, man. I'm married, man. I got a wife, man. Well, there's only one thing to do, and I guess that's to bring out Aphrodite so that somebody can fuck her, huh?

Is that the... There it is. Okay, wow. Man, Aphrodite old as my mama, man. I can't fuck Aphrodite. Spirit Airlines trying to charge her for her butt as a carry-on. I understand. We couldn't afford it.

Malcolm, you've spent the last three nights here in Michigan with us, Grand Rapids, Lansing. This is our last night. We fly tomorrow morning. What have you taken from the Michigan? Taking a lot of fegos and weed. What have you taken from the Michigan? Oh, I've taken a lot of Faygo's and weed. And I met a lot of cool people. Everybody cool.

Where y'all leaving? Hold up. Everybody cool. I can show you. I gotta go court Monday. I can show you something. Was that boring? Wait a second.

I'm just saying, I can show you something. I don't know if you want to go on that side. What, you got a fat girl bow-legged? I get it. See, that's the fucked up part about when you try to get in the show business and you just, you know, when you pop up and then it's Aphrodite hopping at you. You know what I'm saying? Back at the bottom.

When we come to Detroit, Michigan, nigga, it's some nasty type shit. Malcolm, what do you have to go to court for on Monday? Not Frank Murphy. I got a parking ticket. Parking ticket? This is my first one since I got my shit together. He calls it a house payment.

In L.A.? In California? In LA? In California? Anything else you uh... That's why I got the room key, nigga. Sleep in the car! I ain't gonna lie, when all talking some shit in me. I knock Aphrodite ass now, man. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. What the fuck is that? It's the beginning of good vibrations. Brian, hard as hell. Lifting up the table. Anything else, Malcolm? Anything you want to say to the Detroit crowd tonight or anything like that?

Oh, I fuck with y'all, bro. I fuck with Danny. I fuck with Eminem, bro. Hell yeah. Y'all lay down. Hey, I was excited. It was like the best trip ever, bro. This shit was cool. Hell yeah. Well, we're happy that you're part of it. I'm going to go back and maybe tonight or tomorrow and watch your set. Hell yeah.

It's going to be. I don't know what the fuck happened. Y'all was on Pluto. Y'all was not in the room. I don't know what the fuck happened. I swear. They told me to come over here and then they say I know I came to hell and try me and there wasn't no poonskies.

Don't let me get in my zone. All I know you couldn't hang out on Trammie, they got poonskies and shit. I came over here and there wasn't no poonskies. And then they talking about come on stage and talk about some other shit and then I don't know. Danny's sleepy as hell. Bang.

That nigga need a nap. He need a nap. He need to lay down. Ladies and gentlemen, there he is. The great Malcolm Hatchett, ladies and gentlemen. Come on. I've been up since 4 o'clock this morning. Is that true? Not by choice.

Oh, shit. By depression. Hell yeah. I mean, we ain't going to go into that type of shit, but... Well, Danny, I just want you to know. I don't know. I do rap music, and you wake up at weird hours, and you might write a rap, and you might record one. I don't know.

We might about to do that. We're not about to go into that. But I'm telling you, but I got shit that be happening. So he was right. It's all fucked up. Well, Danny, we love you. I'm telling you, but I got shit that be happening. So he was right. Mm-hmm. It's all fucked up. Well, Danny, we love you. Why y'all think my rap album be good, though?

Of course. Yeah. No. We were listening. Check Metacritic. I'm on Keto. Should we go back to the bucket one more time? One more time. Going deep into the center.

Bottom center. I got to pee. You can go pee if you want to. I need a paper to roll up. There's a bathroom right there. There you can go. Your next, your final comedian of the night. Make some noise for Sam Rager.

Sam Rager, ladies and gentlemen. Hell yeah. Hey, I only like to go to the gym on my period because I like to epitomize the phrase blood, sweat, and tears. I like to research how they handled PMS back in the day. Like, if they knew that ladies would be the nicest once a month. Like, if George Washington would go down to a local tavern, he'd be like, well, gentlemen,

Martha has a salty tongue this week. But if I play my cards right, I could earn my red coat tonight. Thank you. That's a period, period piece. Thank you. Oh, sorry. That's good. I'm straight. Oh, sorry. That's good. I'm straight. I'm tight.

I'm content. That's a minute right there. Oh. Fuck yeah. There you go. Sam Rager, that was awesome. Thank you. Hell yeah.

That was awesome. Thank you. You have a lanyard on. That was awesome. Thank you. That was awesome. Thank you. You have a lanyard on. You're like a professional comedian or something. I am just a local comic. I'm not one of the young top rising You from Detroit? Where are you from?

Yeah, I'm from Metro Detroit. Do you have a back lanyard on? Also, do you have a lanyard? Metro Detroit. Actually, where from Detroit? See, look. Hold on. Let me do my Michigan investigations.

Brian's right. Where are you from actually from Michigan? Where are you from? Uh-oh. You said metropolitan. Now we're about to find out the truth. Yeah, because as you know, it's definitely not Detroit. So where are you actually from?

Illinois. Oh, Royal Oak, but... Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Royal Oak, I thought I made it. I'm just telling you the truth. When I went to Royal Oak, I was like, ooh, I did it. I did some shit in my life. And she was there

her whole life. And that's white privilege. How long have you been doing it? I've only been doing it six years. Only been doing it six years. I like it, though. I like it. What's your name? Sam. Sam Riker. That's fun. What do you do for work?

I was laid off. Oh, no. Where were you laid off from? You've been laid? Sweet. Sweet. I did researching for resumes, and so I just found resumes that would fit Jeff.

Research. You researched resumes? Didn't you know you could just go to ziprecruiter.com slash kill Tony? Yeah, super easy. Within 24 hours, they usually find you a job or something. Yeah, that's why they didn't need me anymore. So what do you like to do for fun?

I enjoy lurking from shadow to shadow in dark rooms at comedy shows. How about other than that? Just visiting family. My dad lives in Ohio and he's bedridden. Very boring and sad. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Did you say he's a veteran? No, well, he is a veteran, but he's bedridden. Bedridden? Oh, wow. That is a veteran, but he's bedridden. Bedridden? Oh, wow. Well, that's a whole different thing. I was going to brag about how this veteran's from Ohio, and now I find out he's fucking,

he can't even get out of bed, the fucking guy. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love you. It's a joke. Ohio's for lovers. Sometimes I got to go a little hard, you know. Tony, fun fact, a lot of our veterans are bedridden,

and, you know, the more you know. I heard it fact, a lot of our veterans are bedridden and the more you know. I heard it. I set the book up. What is it? Why is he bedridden? Is it bad? There's some CSI. Or is he just like one of the grandparents from Willy Wonka?

He stays in bed all the time, but all of a sudden something good comes around. He's like, dippity-doo! Wide awake for the chance of anything! Yeah, the second reason. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm just looking for a golden ticket if anyone has one. Hell yeah. Are you close with your mom? Oh, she's dead. Whoa! Come on. When live, unproduced, improvised shows go terribly wrong.

I mean, if you're wondering what makes us different than everything else, it's all the parts that would be cut out of the TV show. It's like so much. At the end, we would have a good seven minutes of television here tonight. Hey! I ain't going to lie, she thick as hell, too. I ain't gonna lie, she thick as hell too. I think that's a Michigan thing. It's the crazy bread. What's the crazy bread? Eat that crazy bread just to get a fat ass. You know what I'm saying?

Like a Midwest thing. They don't know nothing about it anywhere else. Italian cheese bread, that's when you go next level. When you get the Italian cheese bread with the extra basil, you go next level. Absolutely. Italian cheese bread with extra basil. You go next level.

Ass get super fat. You go next level. Ass gets super fat. That's me and West shit. That's why you think all our white girls got fat asses. It's Little Caesars. Little Caesars, Papa John's or Domino's. You had to choose one. It's Little Caesars as a whole.

What's his name? Little Caesars? Yeah. It's just Little Caesars. I think it's Little Caesars. Little Caesars? Yeah. It's just Little Caesars. I think it's Little Caesars. Little Caesars is the reason why white girls got fat asses, man. I'm a black man. I'm letting y'all know it, man. It ain't a conspiracy theory, man.

It's shout out. From now on, when girls with fat asses come on this stage, I'm just going to put a curtain above them in front of Danny so that he can't see. He'll just see above their ass. They want to go get surgery. They want to go do ill shit. Just eat crazy bread. Guys with signs that say, talk about the above here.

Extra parm. Extra parm and butter on the crust. On the hot and ready. The weirdest one I've gotten is, look at you all sexy standing bow-legged like that. What? I don't know. I missed it.

I don't know what she said. What'd you say? I don't know, like the weirdest cat talk. That's how you know she fucking with niggas. That's some shit a nigga told her. What, what? You looking all sexy standing bow-legged like that. That's some shit she done heard before.

That ain't nothing she came up with by herself. Is she a lumberjack? That's some shit she definitely heard a nigga say to her. Anyway. I thought that same thing the other day. So I really like your material. I ain't bowlegged. You bowlegged?

Hell no. I mean, she must have You belay it? Hell no. I mean, she must have got that snapper. All right, that's enough. What do you think about Sam's stand-up comedy, Danny? I'm just saying, she broke out the bow-legged talk. Only niggas can bring out. Ain't no nigga. I thought it ain't no cabaret.

We ain't out of cabaret. Is that true? Do you love crazy bread? He's not wrong. I do enjoy crazy bread. With extra parm and butter. I am. Alright, Sam. That's why she can look.

Fun times. Congratulations on everything. It's why she can look. Fun times. She got the FedEx. Congratulations on everything. It's nice to meet you. Look, that's Michigan Field. Thank you for letting me do this. There she goes. Sam Rager, everybody.

I'm sorry. I love it. I love it. I actually think we created a real thing like Crazy Bread Body. Should we do one more quick one? I don't even have no choice. All right. Your final comedian of the night.

Getting an uninterrupted 60 seconds. This is truly the last one. We are done after this. It's going to be a fast interview. I ain't going to say uninterrupted, man. You're fucking with me, man. Closing out the show for us, it's Diego Atanasio. That's right. All right.

So I'm 31 now, and I'm having kind of a hard time relating to my friends because they're all having kids and buying houses. And they're all trying to convince me how great it is. Everyone with a kid is like, hey, you should totally have a kid. You're going to have all these cool new feelings you never thought you'd have and all these great new experiences. And I'm like, I don't know, man. You sound a lot like me five years ago trying to convince you to take acid

look at least if you have a bad acid trip that wears off if you have a bad kid you got to die first I wouldn't even know what to name my kid I got named Diego that didn't fucking work at all. Like, one time in fourth grade, we had this Spanish class, and the first assignment was to go home and try to figure out your Spanish name. That's right. It's Diego. Like, how much more Spanish did they think it was going to get?

Like, I'm going to come back the next day and be like, Hola, mi amo, Greg Sanders. Boom! Look at that! is it going to get? I'm going to come back the next day and be like, hola, mi amo, Greg Sanders. Boom. Look at that. Beautiful. That's exactly how it's fucking done. You took full control of the room. Shit. I don't even think

I did that for one minute continuously tonight. That's unbelievable. Diego, that's fucking awesome, dude. Thank you. You've been doing stand-up a while. How long? Nine years. Fucking awesome.

And all here in Detroit? No, I started more or less in L.A., actually, the first couple of years. And then I moved to New York for like a year. And then Austin. How the fuck you in here? Last couple years here in Detroit. Last four years here in Detroit. So this is where I'm from. Oh shit. Oh man.

Last four years you're here in Detroit. And what do you do for a living? I don't have a job. What's the last job you had? It's all bad. What's the last job? I got... I worked for, I took classes for this kid in Austin, Texas. It's all bad.

You what? I took classes for him. Like, he hired me to take classes for him. It's all bad. He hired you to take classes. Oh, shit. Yeah. Wow.

It's all bad. In Austin, Texas? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all bad. At the, like, what? Texas Longhorns? University of Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all bad. Like what? Texas Longhorns? University of Texas. Yeah, yeah.

Holy fucking shit. How much does it cost? How much does it cost? It's 400 bucks a week. 400 bucks a week? Yeah. So wait a second. You moved to Texas, Austin, Texas.

Oh, God. It's all bad. You want to get a bachelor's? Come on. Dude, this dude was not showing up to class and making extra money off his scholarships, paying you $400 a week, and you had to learn that shit, and then in the end, you don't even get

the degree? Holy fucking shit. That seems like a horrible deal. Did you go for the full four years? Are you surprised? I failed right away. Served you right. Cheating is bad.

I was doing that. You live here in Detroit? Yeah. Well, we have to end tonight's episode extra fast tonight. Is it extra fast? Well, no. It's actually extra long, but we have to end this part. You ain't getting no crazy, bro.

We have to end this part extra fast, but just to spice some things up and make things a little fun, let's do this right now. How about this? Next time that Kill Tony comes to Detroit, which will probably be a year... Two years.

Yeah, two years. Yeah, no, you're right. Probably about two years. Exactly. If you're still here, you could just do like a regular spot. We'll come out and catch up with you and meet you more. There he goes. Diego Atanasio.

He's on Twitter at Diego Comedy. I mean, if you can make it, two years, 11. We did it. Detroit. Danny Brown. Kill Tony. Live. Make some noise for the great and powerful Jeremiah Watkins, everybody.

He has a great podcast called Jeremiah Wonders He was a little bit of a little nerd over there I got a P like mad bad Powerful nerd One of my favorites Well, I've got some CDs and stickers and stuff That I'll be out front with if anybody wants to come by and say what's up So thanks a lot for coming out, guys. How about one more time for Detroit's

very own Danny Brown, huh? And one more time for the great and powerful Joelberg, huh? Maybe one of the craziest episodes we've ever had. Yeah, needless, literally needless to say. Definitely that.

But a lot of fun. Detroit, you know, they said we get wild and crazy. They said, look out, watch your back. And now I sort of see what everybody's talking about. I had so much fucking fun with you guys. An amazing weekend here in Detroit. Lansing, Grand Rapids.

This stretch of the tour is such fun. Kill Tony episode. So different and wild. This one was so unorthodox and fun. One more time for Danny Brown, everybody. Joelberg, Jeremiah, Brian Redband. See you guys.

Good night, Detroit. We love you. Hey. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. We'll be right back. Ain't it funny how it happens? Ain't it funny how it happens? Ain't it funny how it happens? Ain't it? Ain't it?

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