KILL TONY - KILL TONY #324

Episode Date: February 12, 2019

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I mean, she has deep roots in this show. I gave her the explanation when she got here backstage that I give everybody no matter how many times that they've done this show and she literally goes stop Tony I remember and uh so I'm so excited that she is back this is uh you know this is a show about growth about maybe seeing a comedian pulled out of the bucket for the first time maybe does bad maybe does good maybe comes back and does better this and that but it's also about growth for everybody. I think everybody on this show always gets better, including, you know, you get to watch guests on this show sometimes break through. This is one of the exciting ones. This is one of now the biggest celebrities in the world. I give you your guest, the return of Tiffany Haddish.

She's back, everyone. Holy shit. Holy shit. Across 110th Street. Hell yeah, baby girl. Welcome back in the saddle again. She ready. Hell yeah. She ready. Hell yeah.

We ready too. Tiffany is in San Jose this Thursday for Valentine's Day. Yep. Bakersfield this Saturday. Yeah. Picking berries. The Microsoft Theater here in Los Angeles, February 22nd, Portland, March 16th, and Seattle, March 21st. Tickets available at TiffanyHaddish.com. And she also, all this success, you know, she has a good cause, the She Ready Foundation.

Mm-hmm. SheReadyFoundation.org, where she helps kids get adopted. No, I don't help kids get adopted. That's crazy. that's too much work that's too many people coming back like you put me in a fucked up home like no what I do with the she ready foundation does is um try to make up for but not we don't try to make up nothing like okay look I grew up in foster care and when you're in foster care you moved around from house to house and usually when you moved around, all your clothes are in trash bags,

and they move you from house to house with trash bags, right? And it makes you feel like garbage. And I remember feeling like that and being 13 years old and saying to myself, if I ever get any kind of power, if I'm ever able to do anything, I'm going to try to make sure no kids feel like garbage. Damn. Damn. Damn. Got me tearing up here on my own show.

So what my foundation is doing, what we're doing is we raise money. Well, mostly I raise money. It's mostly my money for tax purposes. Hell yeah. And I get suitcases, and I take them to different group homes and foster care organizations so when they pick up these kids,

they can give them a suitcase so they can feel like a person, so they can feel like they're on an adventure, like they're a traveler, and they have something that's theirs. So no matter where they go, they always have something that's theirs, and they can put their things in there.

God damn it. The horse of truth is out the black unicorn is back I've even been going to different probation camps because a lot of times kids end up in probation camps because they're runaways because things are happening in those homes and they leave those probation camps

with nothing you know with their clothes or whatever they showed up in with the little plastic clear bag so they could be seen, whatever. So I got them some clear suitcases. That is amazing. I'm lying. I didn't get no clear suitcase, but I got them a suitcase.

So when they leave the camp, they got a suitcase. We have a bunch of pals on this show that actually travel using trash bags as well. We have a band on it. Those are called hobos. Yeah, we have them. They are the band for this show, and every single week they commit to being different characters, and I never know what they're going to be. We never know

what they're going to be. Sometimes it's police. Sometimes it's prisoners. You never know what they're going to do. They're the best damn band in the land. You guys ready for this? It's the Kill Tony Band. Jeremiah Watkins, Joel Berg, Joel Jimenez, and Chroma Chris. Oh! Jeremiah Watkins, Joel Berg, Joel Jimenez, and Chroma Chris. Oh, we've seen these guys before.

It's a bunch of goddamn Italian gangsters. All right. Wow. Is that Jeremiah? Yeah, that's Jeremiah. Wow. He's a committed. Jeremiah, you look good in the suit.

I never seen you in a suit before. Jeremiah, you're an Italian gangster tonight, right? Vinnie Mancino, how you doing, Tony? I'm good, buddy. I'm good. He also looks like the Jehovah Witness that showed up at my house last week. He also looks like the Jehovah Witness that showed up at my house last week. Is this black girl the reason why the show started later?

Come on, guys. Come on. You goddamn right. These Italian gangsters, they have no filter whatsoever. You goddamn right. I got a flat tire, bitch. We got Jeremiah. We got Vinny Fazzino.

Is that it? No, that's Vinny Mancino, Rocco Fantini, and Joey No Shoes, because they ain't got no shoes! Whoa, that guy's really not wearing any shoes. No shoes. So we got Vinny, No Shoes, and Rocco. Very good. We got Rocco back here, who looks like a Mexican version of the bad guy from Poltergeist.

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. It's Rocco Fantini, you better watch your martini around eeny, meeny, miny, moeny, kill Tony. Oh, very cool. Look at that. The name's written out. The production level of this show gets better and better every week. My mind is blown. So we have the band.

We have Tiffany Haddish. And back to the basics. This is what the show's all about. I have a bucket filled with comedians' names. They get a chance to get 60 seconds uninterrupted on this stage. And then we talk to them about their set, about their life, about what makes them special. You never know what's going to happen. Comedians, you know your 60 seconds is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.

That means wrap it up then or else you're going to bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. Hell yeah. Y'all still doing that? That's good. Yeah. Yeah. You guys ready to start this thing or what? We're going to meet comedians with the great Tiffany Haddish, Vinnie Mancino, Rocco Fantini and Joey No Shoes. Let's fucking do this.

Yeah. It's like we never missed a beat. I know, right? All right. It hasn't been two years. That's right. Oh, make sure you go see the new Lego Movie too Starring Tiffany Maddish Oh yeah I'm in that If you got kids you should take them

And if you don't got kids you should just get high and go anyways Fuck yeah Wait they make black Legos They don't make pinstripe ones bitch I pulled a name out of the bucket Let's see what happens here Put your hands together for Eric Jang Make pinstripe ones, bitch. I pulled a name out of the bucket. Let's see what happens here. Put your hands together for Eric Jang.

Eric Jung. Is that a real person? Any movement? Eric Jang. Here he's coming from the lobby. Here he is. Here he comes. Eric Jung making his way to the stage. Hey.

Hey. In the mood. One more time for Eric Chang, everybody. Yes. Thank you, guys. Thank you. So I just got back from Las Vegas. That was disappointing. You know, the city of sin.

I was just a bunch of vain adulterers sleeping with prostitutes and gambling the whole time. I was like, what the heck? Like, am I the only one that came here to covet my neighbor's donkey, eat oysters, and labor on the Sabbath? Like, trying to sin. There's a lot of, there we go. Didn't think I had to explain that. So, there's a lot of weirdos out there. So, I actually looked it up. There's 750,000 sex offenders in the U.S., which is a lot, although not necessarily all of them are bad people. Like, there's actually 12 states where you can become one just through public urination, which is a bummer because it gets a lot of good people caught up in the system that don't deserve it. Like, my buddy Ryan has to live the rest of

his life with the title of sex offender hanging over his head Just because one night he went out and he got drunk and he had to pee on some kids. And so... Hell yeah. Is that last joke true? Is that you have a friend... Is your friend peeing on kids or what? Did he say his name was Robert? Did you say a friend? Is your friend peeing on kids or what? Did he say his name? Did he say his name was Robert?

Did you say the friend's name was Robert? I actually said his name was Ryan. I usually say Brian, but I didn't want to disrespect the judges. If you would have said Robert, I would have died laughing because that's R. Kelly real name. Hey! That is true. And he does pee on

people. Especially kids. You he does pee on people. Especially kids. You should have said black kids. That would have killed. So it's not true? You don't have a buddy that peed on a kid? To the best of my knowledge. Do you have any friends that are sex offenders?

I think that's... Not that I know of. I try not to ask. They're supposed to tell you. By law. That's right. For those of you just listening to the podcast, Not that I know of, but I try not to ask. They're supposed to tell you. By law. For those of you just listening to the podcast, Eric looks like a young man who's standing on someone else's shoulders inside of a jacket for some reason. What's underneath that jacket, Eric?

Is there a bomb under there or something? What's going on? You better not be wearing a wire. It looks like hipster Bobby Hill. Eric, this is your first time on the show, right? Yes, it is. You're a young guy. How old are you?

24. 24 years old. Where are you from? Whoa, tell your face! Where are you from, Eric? I'm from Oregon. Oregon? Yeah.

Hell yeah. And that explains the thick jacket. Now it's all making sense. Fucking Oregon. Real man jacket place. Yep. The manliest jackets in Oregon. How long have you been in LA?

I've been here for two weeks. Yeah? You live here now? No. So I've worked in six different states over the last little bit, and so since I finished my last job in November, I've been kind of traveling the U.S. and hitting all the national parks. That's a very Oregon thing to do as well.

Yeah, it is. Just got to hit all the national parks, you know what I mean? That's what we do. It sounds like he on the run to me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, working in six different states. Might be a serial killer and shit. We need to check. He had that look Might be a serial killer and shit. We need to check.

He had that look about him, American psycho and shit. I don't know. What do you do for work in all these different states? So I worked for non-profits on environmental and public health stuff for two years. Not with my kids.

Hey, if you're gay, just say you're gay, you know? Non-profit environmental stuff. Yeah. Like, what specifically do you do? What's your part in it all? Well, so I i organize college students on different campaigns and i'd yeah yeah and then i uh i ran i ran offices in in um portland and uh and des moines so you go to different colleges and you tell them that they should organize

to be more pro environment? I did do that. Oh, what do you do now? Last job I had, I was working on the midterm elections in Tennessee. Midterms elections in Tennessee. So what did you do? Paint the politicians in blackface? They do that over there.

I know what I do. That's a respectable job. Come on. Hey, Vinny, Vinny, come on. Get the fuck out of here, Vinny. What did you do exactly for the midterms? So I just ran an office outside of Nashville. Hell yeah. All right. and what are you doing now?

I'm just traveling now, so I haven't worked for the last couple of weeks Just saving all that Just spending all that money you saved working at non-profits and elections That's right I don't know if I should say this I have an RV van that I've been I told you

I told you It's can really turn it up on that. I told you. Yeah. It's getting scary now. Vinny? Yeah, I'm going to tell you a little something. You shouldn't have said that. The more you talk, the more I think you might be Ryan that you were talking about earlier.

Hey. No shoes. No shoes. You ain't got no shoes! Eric, what inspired you to do comedy? Good question. I don't know. I like watching comedy

and I thought that would be a cool thing to do if I could do it well. So maybe eventually I could do that. So none of your friends are like, Hey, Eric, you're funny. I don't understand why people laugh do that. So none of your friends are like, hey, Eric, you're funny. I don't understand why people laugh at that. Because that's usually what starts it. Your friends tell you you're funny.

And then you go from, that looks like a good job. No, he's just sitting in an RV by himself. Just like, I think I can do this shit. Watch his stand-up comedy on his cell phone. Yeah. I can get into that. How long have you lived in an RV?

Off and on for a little less than two years. A little less than two years. When you're not living in an RV, who you living with? Or do you get an apartment? I got apartments. You got apartments? I just hide in people's basements while I go to work. So, you know, apartments usually is like a year lease, you know.

So you stay in apartments for how long? You on a month-to-month situation? I went month-to-month for a few months at a time in different spots. Okay. And you always living alone? No, I had roommates. Oh, you had roommates? Yeah, yeah.

Where they at? Where are they buried at? Are they sitting shotgun in your RV right now while you're here? Eric, what's it like living in an RV? Like you have running water and stuff? No, definitely not running water. So you have to use the restroom in public places and whatnot? I have a gym membership that's cross-country, so I go there.

What if you got to take a shit real bad? I used to live in a Geo Metro. I can tell you what I did. What was it? What did you do? Starbucks cup? What did you do? I sort of want to know.

Sandwich bags go a long way. Hey, hell yeah. Throw that shit outside. people think it's dog poop anyway they'll never know you take care of your business in a sandwich bag and you close that up and then you throw it on somebody you hate's front porch yep yep I agree

I've never seen a broad so beautiful and disgusting at the same time I'm gonna send you a bag of shit booyah Erica where's the weirdest place you've ever at the same time. I'm going to send you a bag of shit. Booyah. Erica, where's the weirdest place you've ever shat? I've shat in the woods a lot of times. No, I say four times.

Four or five times. I grew up, we had an outhouse. We didn't have a plumbing. I'm very far in Oregon. Wait a minute, are you one of them poor white people I heard about but never seen before? That's right.

Hey, don't answer that question. Man, you had an outhouse? Are you from the past? Maybe he's a time traveler. Yeah, to get to your outhouse, did you have to carry a little candle swinging by a fucking... Did it have a little moon cut in the door? What was that Italian accent you just did? What was that?

Sounded awfully Mexican to me, Joel. Rocco? Mexican, Italian, it's all the same. Hey, hey, did you have a moon on the door? Super Italian, hey. Okay, all right. No, now you're perfect American English. All right. Okay. It was fun to

meet you, Eric. There he goes. Eric Chang, everybody. We're going to keep it moving along. I don't know if you noticed there. There's a very cool hip group of African American people called the Apollo 13. They're right over there.

They made you a special. They were so excited that you were coming. They made you. Y'all made me this? Tiffany Addish 13 shirts. They're all wearing them over there. Thank you, boo. Thank you.

I'm about to put it on. Oh, shit. Goes down. While you do that, I'm going to pull another name out of the bucket. Oh, okay. This is somebody that hopefully won't be on our airplane tomorrow. Make some noise for Ahmed Al-Aqadri.

Ahmed Al-Aqadri. From the back lucky corner, he goes. He's trying to get through the audience. Let him through, people. Let him through. Jesus. Here he comes. What's going on, everybody?

What's going on? Hey. Hey, what's going on? So I started working out when I was 15 to get girls. And literally all it's ever gotten me was compliments from other guys who work out. Like I've never had a hot girl come up to me and be like, I like your pecs, bro. What type of creatine cycle are you on right now?

Shoot. I went to an Islamic private school in Texas, which is sort of an oxymoron now that I think about it. It's like going to a Catholic boarding school in Afghanistan. That's, yeah. And it was a really small school. Kids had different roles. Like, my best friend was also my high

school bully. Yeah. Like, do you know how weird it is for a fat Egyptian kid to beat the crap out of you in the bathroom and then after school ask you to come over to play Guitar Hero? Like, we're playing Through the Fire and Flames. He's powering up on flinching. It's the weirdest shit. Thank you. My name is Ahmed. Hell yeah. Ahmed Al-Khadri. Welcome, sir. Hey, how's it going? Good.

It's your first time on the show, right? This is actually my second time. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I couldn't remember. I had it somewhere between nine and 11 times. No, I'm kidding.

I don't know. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It was somewhere between seven and 11 times. Seven and 11. No, I'm kidding. I don't know. I'm kidding. It was somewhere between 7 and 11 times. 7 and 11. No, come on. I'm more of the 9-11 type of brown, so that works. Well, very good. Make sure you say that next time you go through

TSA. Yeah. They love that stuff there. You pre-check or clear, or what's the deal? Man, I need to get pre-check, honestly. Yeah. Straight up. Last summer, I was going from Miami back to Dallas last summer, and I got randomly checked, like randomly searched. Yeah, for sure.

We were actually just, or Jeremiah and I were just coming back from Calgary yesterday morning, and there was one guy in Canada they literally don't give a fuck. So there's one guy that's way out in front of literally the entrance line before anybody who comes up to TSA. And I watched him just pointing out brown people like, you, sir, follow me. Just every brown person. Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Hey, you, you come over here. It's pretty impressive.

But I guess it's a system that works. Yeah, I guess. I guess so. Ahmed. Yeah, I guess. I guess so. Ahmed, so hell yeah. How long have you been doing stand-up? Three years. Vinny Mancino, what do you think about this guy? Well, he kind of reminds me

of the shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice. Never seen that movie. You never seen Beetlejuice? He's got a tiny head and a big body like you! You've never seen Beetlejuice? He's got a tiny head and a big body like you. You've never seen Beetlejuice? Not yet. And they let you be a citizen in the United States of America? I was born here, so I got away with it.

When were you born? Where was I born? When? Oh, June 18, 1993. I'm old enough. I'm old enough, Tiffany. He is old enough and he do got some pretty teeth like

he had dental or something growing up. He is beefy too. I see your titties bigger than mine. You making them jump for me? You want me to touch

them? You're not about to me-to-me. Man, you should do that pec-flexing thing next time you're getting randomly patted down. So what was that like growing up in Texas being named Ahmed Al Akadri?

I mean, I don't know. You get a lot of double stares. You get a lot of interesting things, but for the most part, it was all right. It was just passive-aggressive racism. They just think you're Mexican out there, right? What do you do for a living, Ahmed? So I was living on my savings when I moved here,

but now I have an accounting degree, when I moved here, but now I'm I have an accounting degree, so I'm just looking for accounting jobs. If anyone wants to offer me an accounting job. Wait, what? What's that? Nothing. Have you ever been with a black woman before? Yeah, I actually have. Whoa, really?

I know he has. I can tell. He got a haircut. Was she always black or was she just black after you blew up the building she was in? Okay, I'm just warming up here, people. It takes a little while. Yeah, did she have a fat ash on her? Did you...

Girl, you look good. Why don't you back that ass up? Gotta be on high alert. We don't want another St. Valentine's Day massacre going on in here. No shoes, no shoes. Come on, no shoes. This black girl you hooked up with,

was that in Texas? I've hooked up with several black girls. Wow, really? What's your trick? He tells them he's mixed. He says, I'm mixed. You offer to do their homework for him or something like that? I don't know.

I just say, what's up? Talk to him. He got some sexy lips and some cute little dimples. He could get it. He is smooth. Like the way he just said. And he got the curly hair. It's like slightly curled, but not too curled, but curled enough where you'd be like, I don't

know. Is he Indian or is his mama black and his daddy white? Who knows? I'll fuck. Let's see what that dick do. Hell yeah. That'll tell the truth. Heck yeah. One'll tell the truth. Heck yeah.

One way to find out. This is the kind of guy you can do a lot of different sexual positions with because you can literally hold on to his arm hair while he's doing things. Go upside down. Standing 69. Standing 69. Ahmed, you have any special tricks in the bedroom? You have any finishing moves or anything like that

that you like to do on the ladies? Trauma Sutra. Obama Sutra. I don't... Man, do I have a... Obama Sutra. Because it could be mixed. Wait, did you say Obama Sutra or Osama Sutra. Because it could be mixed. Wait, did you say Obama Sutra or Osama Sutra?

I said all of them. It all works. It all works. Wow. So no special tricks that you have in the bedroom? Anything like that? I'm really good at cunnilingus. Like, I'm really good.

Cunnilingus? Really? Yeah. Turns out I like to receive that. Honestly, I will admit I'm really good at going down on a girl. I'll go down under at least 15 minutes because I know

I'm good with my time. You said 15 minutes or 50 minutes? Ahmed Al-Khadri will go down like a World Trade Center on a girl. So you like camel toes? Oh, hey, look at that. Very good.

Red band. Red band. That's good. Red band. Can you perhaps give us a little example of face the audience and show us what you would do to a vagina if it was on your face? Wow. Wow.

Wow. I don't know what he did, but I came for some reason. That was very impressive. Did it seem good? I saw his – I could see his side profile look like he was really working that job. I just shot a load of fettuccine in my drawers. We know it.. Heck yeah. Ahmed definitely knows how to make a lady wet,

which probably comes in handy when you're living in the desert in the Middle East. Hey, I'll do anything for some H2O. Well, look here. I got $100. God damn. Oh, shit. What's that? What are you doing?

I am a poor comedian. You about to tip him for that? Yes, yes. I am a poor comedian. He's got an accounting degree. Don't do it. I need the money. No, save that for later.

Wait, wait, wait. We doing air pussy for money? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? Why? Jeremiah, Vinny, you want to compete for air pussy? Oh, I think I could. Oh!

All right. All right. He's going for the throne here. You want to compete for air pussy? Oh, I think I could. Oh! I will. I will. All right. All right. He's going for the throne here. He thinks he can win $100. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the one and only eating pussy, Benny Mancino, everyone. Thank you, everyone. Wow.

Wow. Oh my god. Wow. He's fucking... Oh, my God. Vinny Mancino. Pick your hair up, God damn it. Vinny Mancino just beat it up. For those of you listening to the podcast, it was like...

He kicked it like Joe Pesci does in Goodfellas at one point. I got took away in the passion. That looks like the worst. There's literally a woman in the front row holding on to her pussy right now. She's frightening. She's holding on. Whoa. Wow, this lesbian just tipped him from the front row.

That's incredible. You got a $20 bill for that. Look at that. Heck yeah. I'm wearing a wig because I'm in the witness protection program. All right, Ahmed. Wait, wait. Can the audience decide?

I will give $100 to somebody. Okay. Dude, I'll fucking show. I love it. I love it. How many of you think Ahmed Al-Khadri won that one? How many of you? All right.

All right. How many of you think Vinny Mancino won that one? I can't tell. I mean, both of y'all, let me stand in front of you and let me see what you got. All right. Both of you have to eat the pussy at the same time.

No, not my pussy. Just their pussy. Just their pussy. Okay, no. Well, what if both of them just eat my inside elbow? Hey, that's a good idea. You want to do that?

The lights are already changing. Oh! That's a good idea. You want to do that? The lights are already changing. Oh! All right, I'm going to referee this. This is incredible. They're both. Jeremiah spit on it. Very heavy duty. Oh, whoa.

This place is in pure chaos right now. Oh. For those of you listening, Ahmed took a very realistic. Wow, he's fingering it. Oh, God. I don't have a good angle at this at all. Tiffany is squirting all over the main room. Wow.

Damn. All right, it's up to you now, Tiffany. Who gets it? Hey, Ahmed Al-Khadri. Damn. Damn. All right, it's up to you now, Tiffany. Who gets it? Hey, Ahmed Al-Khadri. There he goes. Ahmed Al-Khadri. That is unbelievable.

Hell yeah. Ahmed Al-Khadri wins. He ate Tiffany's elbow. At one point, Vinny Mancino just started spitting up like a baby all over Tiffany. That was an interesting approach. That's my special technique. Heck yeah. My wife is here.

She's going to be pissed at me later. Here you go, Vinny. Hey, there you go. That was worth $20. Hey, do any of you guys ever stop and think, what the fuck is our lives? My goodness. Y'all eating elbow pussy.

Yeah. Vinny, the way you got Tiffany so wet, she knows what it's like to sleep with the fishes now. All right. Let's keep this fun. You guys get the show yet?

You having fun out there, huh? It's as live as it gets. That's right. Hello to everyone on YouTube watching Around the World live. I'm going to be dreaming about that. You know that? I've always wanted two guys to go down on going to be dreaming about that. You know that? I've always wanted two guys to go down on me, but never like that.

How do I eat your elbow? I still got a hair on my mouth. That's your motherfucker here. Got some of those elbow pubes. All right. I pulled a name out of the bucket. Make some noise for Malik B, everyone. Here we go.

Malik B. Here he comes. Yeah. Hey. Bruh, they really tried to make the elbows squirt, bruh. That shit was crazy. That shit was crazy. Happy Black History Month, ladies and gentlemen.

What are y'all doing for it? What y'all doing for it? Y'all, like, letting black people over in traffic? What are y'all? Nothing, huh? I ain't doing shit either. I'm watching Family Feud with my grandmother. We rooting for the black families and shit.

That's the most stressful thing in life, bro. Rooting for black people on Family Feud because I saw a dude, right? The question was, name a man's name that begins with an H. The black guy was so confident, he tapped the line, he said, Jose, I was so mad.

So dumbass. My grandma was like, if you pronounce it, baby, it is Jose. Like, shut up, grandma. I swear to God, bro, bonus round. It was like, yo, name a word that follows the word pork. You think of pork chop. You think of pork ribs. So what I got to do was like, Steve, I got it.

He was like, what is it? You pine. Pork, you pine. I was like, all right, black people got to get out of here. I appreciate y'all, man. Hell yeah. Malik B. What's up, man?

That was a perfect example of jokes that black people could get away with that white people could never get away with. I was watching Family Feud the other day. You ever notice the black families on Family Feud don't know the proper words? Am I right, people? I could never get away with that. But hell yeah. I agree with everything you said.

Oh, I appreciate it. Yeah, you funny. Yeah, you funny. Bro, you really had two people. What that felt like? It felt not like head. It felt like two people. Malik, I see what you're trying to do.

You're trying to get those sloppy thirds, huh? I don't know about that. I never lick somebody in their elbows. That shit, I ain't going to lie. I got them a little bit moist. That's what I felt. I mean, because it's sensitive right there. Ain't nobody ever licked that part.

That's new shit. All right, Tony. Oh, what's going on there?. Ain't nobody ever licked that part. They never licked that part. That's new shit. That's some, all right, Tony. Oh, what's going on there? Oh, he brought you some wet paper towels. Look at that. That's so nice. I'm a gentleman. I let it clean up now.

Vinny. So, Malik, you've been on this show before. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Welcome back. Oh, thank you for having me. Hell yeah, indeed.

Tell us about you. What makes you different uh the other people that we've seen here any fun facts about you malik fun facts uh shit damn hey i was a professional boxer is that true yeah real shit wow why'd you stop i got injured. They knocked your ass out? FedEx fired him. You said FedEx fired him? Yeah. Oh, you said it? That was funny. That was funny.

All right. Wow. How long were you a professional boxer for? For like three years. I've been fighting for like 14. So I was young. Damn. Yeah.

I trained more neighbors. I trained like a lot of comics. I feel like trying to give back to the community. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I get it. It's hard to convince us that you're giving back to the community after Tiffany explained to us that she helps people pack to move from place to place, like her heartfelt thing.

You're like, I box with some of my comedy friends. We're all like, we don't give a fuck. She has our hearts wrapped around the She Ready Foundation. That is. That's some queen shit. Hard act to follow. That is. You always wear sweatpants.

I feel like that's always your thing, right? Do I remember that correctly? That's man lingerie, you know. I know. It's sort of print,pants? I feel like that's always your thing, right? Do I remember that correctly? That's man lingerie, you know. I know. It's sort of print, huh? I know. You see, I'm trying to angle it a little bit. Yeah, but you showing something.

You think you ever, have you ever suffered any traumatic head injuries in your boxing days? Nah. I seen somebody get knocked out, didn't know what, like, they got knocked out. He was riding with me. He got knocked out. And I was like, bro, you ready to leave? He was like, nah, we got to go to the gym. And we was at the gym.

I was like, that was some scary shit. That was some scary shit. I saw a head injury earlier the way Ahmed Al-Khadri eats pussy. That's what we call that. That's my man. It's aggressive stuff. He on a high, too. Like, I'm going to talk to him later.

He is, like, now I got $100 from Tiffany and I lick the elbows. It's aggressive stuff. He on a high, too. Like, I'm going to talk to him later. He is like, now I got $100 from Tiffany and I licked her elbows. You can't compete with some shit like that. I got this back knee. I'm about to lick her. I'm about to lick her back. All right. We're just going to go orifice to orifice tonight.

Everybody that gets pulled out of the bucket gets to pick a spot on Tiffany. Hey, I'd have probably licked her back. I'd be trying to work myself up to the ass. I'm nasty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm nasty. Matt Litton.

Got this armpit. Malik, what do you do for work now? I train people. I actually have wild card boxing. Oh, very cool. Wow. So you get to work with, like, Freddie Roach directly. Yeah, yeah. And Manny Pacquiao.

Yeah, of course. Who was you rooting for in the Adrian Broner fight? I got to know. I'm a Pacquiao guy through and through. Yeah, I used to go to wild card back when I was struggling. I was, like like really, really poor because they would let you work out there all day for just five bucks. That is true. Yeah, they still do that.

That's crazy. I need to take my fat ass up there. Five dollars, that sound good. I got elbow lickers there too. I don't know. I got some of my meds in there. So you're a Pacquiao. What's the coolest interaction with Pacquiao that you've ever had?

Oh, shit. We just had dinner. That was about the coolest thing. I once watched that dude jump rope when he was training. You said his legs? It's unbelievable. When Pacquiao jumps rope, a little fun fact because you can't really, it doesn't translate on TV, but it barely looks like his feet are leaving the ground.

The only way that you know is the fact that the rope's going underneath them and that his calves literally pulsate. Yeah, that bait. They look like most people's hips when he jumps. He's a fucking freak athlete. He's crazy, and he sucks at basketball. With those calves that big, you'd think he'd be jumping off the gym. Wait, you mean the Filipino can't compete with your type of people in basketball?

You ain't going to believe this. We have him here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Matty Pacquiao. Yes, that's the Filipino sound effect. Hell yeah. I went to that fight. I got to interview Pacquiao. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I saw that. How was it? The fight? No, how was your interview? We already know the fight was trash. I went to that fight. I got to interview them. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw that. How was it? Yeah. The fight? No, how was your interview? Oh, the interview was. We already know the fight was trash. Yeah, that interview was trash, too.

AB couldn't. He was garbage. Yeah. You get to do a lot of cool shit now. I had one of my friends yesterday. My buddy Jeff Ross was like, man, you got Tiffany tomorrow. That's so cool. Ask her if she had fun bowling at Eddie Murphy's house the other day.

Jesus Christ. Yes, I did. Who the fuck gets to go bowling at Eddie Murphy's house? Man, me. Twice. How many elbows did he have to lift? No, I went for Christmas, and I went the other night, and it was super fun.

And you know what he said to me? Because I had talked about going to his house on stage and I guess somebody had mistranslated what I said to him because I had said on stage that I had used his restroom and it was a golden toilet seat and I had rubbed my ass all over the seat, right?

Because it's Eddie Murphy toilet seat. I said that. And then he came up to me this part this last time and he said, Tiffany, we got to talk about your jokes. We got to talk about rewriting your jokes i said why he said because you out here saying i ate your ass i said that is not what i said what i said was i used your restroom and i rubbed my ass all over your toilet seat and he said that's fucking disgusting that's disgusting but better but don't be out here telling people that I ate your ass because I didn't eat your ass

I said I know you didn't eat my ass he's like okay just as long as you ain't saying I ate your ass I said I'm not I'm not saying now if you want to eat my ass

I ain't gonna stop you from eating my ass damn guys this is like the nutty professor meets the slutty professor right you're not gonna believe this

my mafia nickname is toilet seat that's your thing? Anyways, that's that story. But yeah, I had a good time. I stole a bunch of candy from there. Yeah? Yeah.

He probably has like full-size candy bars, right? Yeah. He had mini-size candies and like gums and stuff and video games. I played games. I bowled until I broke my nails. And I stole candy. And that was great. I'm never going to eat that candy until I my nails and I stole candy and it was great I'm never gonna eat that candy till I go back and steal more candy

I hope he invites me back I probably shouldn't have told nobody that story no it's all good can y'all delete that part from the show if anybody tells Eddie about this ask him if he wants to be the guest anytime in March.

Anytime in the month of March. He's probably watching this. Could be, right? I mean, he gets to fucking chill. I'm sure he has really good Wi-Fi. Anyway, hi Malik. Well, Malik, did you have fun up here tonight?

I had a great time. Did you? You enjoy me? I mean, hell yeah, dude. Sure. It was fun times. Black History Month. Hey, Tony, was it good for you as it was for him? Come on. I had a blast.

I appreciate y'all. There he goes, Malik B, everyone. Yeah, yeah. Beep it up. Bow. Bow. Bow. Yeah.

Okay. Bow. Bop. Bop. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. Okay. This looks like a new name. Make some noise for Alexia Brown. Alexia Brown. If you could yell that down in that holding chamber, that'd be great. Alexia Brown.

We got movement. Oh, here she comes. Anyone coming? Alexia Brown. Oh, here she comes. Alexia Brown. We got movement. Anyone coming? Alexia Brown. Oh, here she comes. Alexia Brown, everybody. Hey. Do the rimmers and the licks that you're used to. One more time for Alexia Brown, everyone.

Hi. I thought I'd talk about something funny while I was up here. Let's talk about my love life. So, dating in L.A., right? It's getting bad to the point where you try to justify your sluttiness in a strange kind of way. Like, for example, the other day I said, this guy didn't ghost me, so I thought it was nice if I would just suck his dick. I thought that would be a nice thing to do. And this other dude, he texted me back in a timely manner, so I was like, oh, I should let him fuck me in the ass, right?

Like, that's really cool if in word now I was getting so bad to the point where I'm starting to use my blackness as a way to get back at people that do try to play me where it's like oh my people went through 100 years of slavery for you to try to fucking play me word? That is 400 years. Oh, it's 400 years? That's a long time. It's Black History Month for you. Alexia Brown. Tiffany. Hell yeah.

What up, girl? This is your first time seeing her since you worked with her in Girls Trip, right? Fuck you. Yeah, she's like a thicker Tiffany Haddish. She's sweaty. She's sweaty. I thought, wait. Did you hear her?

Did you hear him? Wait, he said it's a thicker Tiffany Haddish and then she just said I stole her personality. She did. You know how many people say, you mommy a Tiffany Haddish and girls trip. First of all, I should remind you. Wait, I fucked that up. Yeah, you fucked that up, homegirl.

First off, you should be like, thank you, bitch. Appreciate it. I don't have her money, but I'm on my way to get me. Heck yeah. How old are you? How old are you? I'm 27. Oh, well, you trying to be like me, bitch, because I'm 39.

My girl, no. Oh, shit. All right, save it for the barbershop, ladies. We're bonding. Look, all these white people think we about to fight and shit. They scared. They like, oh, my God. You're going to headline barbershop four.

Oh, my God. What is happening here? I can't do a number four of nothing. Alexia, how long have you been doing stand-up? I mean, off and on for, I guess maybe like three years, but like not for real, like every once in a while. Oh. Like if I smoke a blunt and drink a couple beers,

I'm like, word, I'll go up there. Wow, is that what happened tonight? No, my friend didn't give me no time to fucking smoke a blunt. The minute I got home, he was like, I'm around the corner. Is that the same friend from your joke? No. Oh. All right.

Was that stuff really true that you talked about? Oh, yeah, dead ass. Funny story, though. I used to have a crush on the guy that I'm here with, right? And he played the shit out of me. That's awesome. Which one is it out there? I can't see.

He wouldn't play the shit out of me. That guy? That fucking guy? I know. I know. Is that logic? He played you? He played the shit out of me. That guy? That fucking guy? I know. I know. Is that logic? He played you? He played the shit out of me.

Are you serious? Dead ass. You never got to hook up or anything? You know how lucky he would be to hit this? He really played me. Why don't we get this guy up here real quick? Why don't you come up here? Come visit the stage.

Here we go. What's his name? Alexia, what's his name? Austin. Austin, get your ass up here. Look at this guy. Austin, Austin, Austin. Austin, meet Texas. Texas meet Austin. I know. Looking at it now, I don't know what I was thinking. You let this fucking guy play you? I mean, I remember when he left Verizon for Sprint. But now he's out here playing thick black chicks. Austin, is this true? Take the microphone

for just a second. He's in the Arabs now. That's the shit. Hold the microphone. Arab town. Austin, why wouldn't you take Alexa to fucking dorky fuck town? I love Alexa. Alexa is one of my best friends. Just go ahead and come out now, Austin.

This is it. Come out now. This is it come out now this is the time Come out come out Austin Hell yeah We worked together we were camp counselors Oh it's true I mean even if you were gay You could still hit it from behind And pretend it's Michael Strahan

You know what I mean? Wow. No, I was entirely too young for anal sex. That was precious, Tony. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. That was a good one. I'm sorry. I'm going to start saying that to gay dudes I want to fuck. Austin.

What man would I be? What man would I be? What man would I be from the back? From the back? Yeah. I'd say you're a good little Wesley Snipes or something like that. Wesley Snipes. I ain't that fucking dark. What's wrong with being dark, Tim?

Damn. Wesley Snipes. He got tax problems. I was going to say. Ain't nothing wrong with being dark. I wanted to be like, I ain't been to jail, but that would have been a lie. I love it. Alexia said, what's wrong with being dark?

It was like watching a milk chocolate argue with a dark chocolate for a second. It was incredible. Austin, let me ask you something. Alexia was really into you. She said that you played her. Have you ever, Alexia was really into you. She said that you played her. Any chance that maybe you could land a big smooch on Alexia right now in front of all these people?

I got $100 for you. I got $100. I got $100. I got a hundred dollars.. This show is out of control tonight. If you do it again with tongue, I'll give you a hundred dollars. Absolutely. Oh!

We're broke. We're doing it. Face the audience. . Was that tongue in you, Alexia? Did you like it? Did you like it? Oh, yeah.

It was for 2014, Alexia. I liked it a whole lot. Okay. Did you feel his braces in your mouth? What did it taste like? What did it taste like? Oh, another $20 bill from fucking... Wow. I can't believe that. Got a hundred.

Chaz Bono's making it rain over here. This relationship might be a lucrative one. Y'all should maybe maybe y'all should keep doing shit together. Cam girl is. Tony, I can't believe this gay guy just made out with this black girl for money. Woo.

Fuck yeah. Did you just give them each 100 bucks? You're so funny. No, you guys have to split it. No, I gave $100 and he gave $100. Alexia, you have to split that for him. You go to your check cashing place tomorrow and split that for you.

How you know I got an East Cashing Express down the street? I know how it is. I know what's going on. How do you know I got an East Cash Express down the street? I know how it is. I know what's going on. It's Black History Month. Wait, I said I gave $100 and he gave $100. The girl he with, she was like, what? You gave out $100? You ain't never gave me shit.

$20. It's $20. It's $20. She's like, okay, that's good. I fucking love it. No, these guys are in deep. They have a bottle of red wine. They got the fucking Comedy Store chicken fingers.

They're balling out over here. Well, I mean, thank you guys so much. There they are, Austin and Alexia Brown. That was fucking awesome. Tiffany Addish is up here changing people's lives. I hope they get pregnant tonight. Oh, my goodness. That baby would probably end up coming out pretty hot for some reason, actually.

Normally when it's two opposites like that. That baby shall be off the chain. Comes out looking like The Rock for some reason. Tony, is David Deary around? Can we get another two vodka sodas, please, up here for me and Jimmy Nose Shoes? There you go. I have a Jack and Diet. Two vodka sodas, a Jack and Diet, Tiffany.

And could I get Mama Vincino's secret recipe? I want another one of these. Water on the rocks. There you go. Water on the rocks. The still water on the rocks. He know what I'm talking about. Okay.

Mama Vincino's secret recipe. I don't promote liquor anymore. Back to the bucket we go. Anybody that know what happened on New Year's know I don't promote liquor. Hey. I love it. On to the next comedian. Let's see who we're going to meet next.

Make some noise for Gerardo Alarcón, everyone. Gerardo Alarcón. Yell it in that chamber for me, someone. Is that him? Here he is. Gerardo Alarcón, everyone. Come on. You guys getting tired out there?

Put your fucking hands together. How's it going? My name is Gerardo. Let's talk about cholos. I feel like I love cholos, but I'm scared of cholos with, like, sweet names. You know what I mean? Like, I met this one dude named Cookie once,

and that fool was macadamia nuts. You know what I'm saying? He grew up with a chip on his shoulder, like a chocolate one, because that fool was oatmeal raised in the streets. You know what I mean? Cookie was really homophobic, you know? Like, he found out his homeboy Spider

was gay. He had to say, chips ahoy to that fucking Girl Scout cookie dog, what's up? He caught me doing yoga once, and he was like, what the fuck, you a sugar cookie dog or what? I had to tell him, nah, dog, yoga poses are like gang signs with your body, homie, what's up? You know? He has really long sayings You know like Be like Oreos are good in the middle But on the outside is what matters

Just like life dog Unless it's double stuff In that case you can count me on the inside You know what I mean Fuck yeah Gerardo Alarcón Hell yeah Good stuff man I love that.

Your Mexican accent was so real, it sounded like Joel's Italian accent. Hey, what do you mean? Hey, what's up, dog? I'm super Italian. I'm from Brooklyn, homie. What's up, eh? Oh, fuck yeah.

Gerardo Alarcón. Am I saying that right? Yes. Gerardo Alarcón. Yeah, Gerardo Alarcón. Am I saying that right? Yes. Gerardo Alarcón. Yeah, Gerardo Alarcón. Okay. This is your first time on the show, correct? Second.

Second time. What did we find out about you last time? What are some fun facts about Gerardo? I do the splits. Wait, you do actual splits? Yeah. You? I got $4 for that.

Oh, $4. Hell yeah. Weird market prices here tonight. $4 for a split,, $4. Hell yeah. Weird market prices here tonight. $4 for a split, $100 for an elbow eat. $20. Oh! $20 for the split. Oh, my God.

Wow. God damn. That is the goddamn chunkiest split I've ever seen in my life. That's a banana split. Hell yeah. You are a fucking little agile beast. How did you get so flexible? Yoga, homie, what's up?

Oh, Jesus. Didn't realize they teach yoga in prison. Hey, dog, where you from, homie? What's up, baby? Rancho Cucamonga, dog, what's up? Alright. Yeah, itamonga, dog. What's up? All right. Yeah, it's bad there, fool. All right.

Yeah, downward-facing pig, obviously. Ranch on everything, Cucamonga. Gerardo, you had a great set, great 60-second spot up here. Thank you. How long have you been doing stand-up? Four years. Four years, all here in Los Angeles? Yeah. Mostly in the Inland Empire, but

Los Angeles also. That's where you were born and raised? Inland Empire? Yeah. Born in Colton. What? I went to elementary school in Colton for like one year. I went to Lincoln. For real? I don't remember the name of the school. I was traumatized at the time, bro.

I just know it was in Colton. A lot of white kids. You are of Latino descent? Yes, I am Mexican. Both parents? Both parents. My dad's from Mexico. My mom was from Englewood.

Oh. That part. I know about Englewood. Englewood, Mexico. That's what it's turning into. That's very Mexican. Englewood, Mexico. That's what it's turning into. That's very Mexican. Englewood. I think Tiffany also went to school for a year in Englewood.

No, I did not. Hey, Tony. I fucked somebody for a year in Englewood. From Englewood family. You know about that? No, I didn't think so. I didn't hear about you fucking someone in Englewood. I was talking about the gang, Englewood family. You know about that? No, I didn't think so. I didn't hear about you fucking someone in Inglewood. Yeah.

I was talking about the gang Inglewood family. Never mind. Damn. He was talking about gang banging. No, I love it. I love it. Joel Berg? Yep.

Okay. So both parents are Mexican. What do your parents do for work? My dad works for a German chocolate company called Stork. Damn, German chocolate. I think she was just on stage a moment ago. German chocolate company called Stork. Yeah.

And that's... What's the difference between German chocolate and regular chocolate? There's shit in German chocolate. What? One's really racist. I don't know. Oh. Oh, all right. And what does your mom do? One's really racist. I don't know. Oh. Oh, all right.

And what does your mom do? She's a travel agent. If anyone's trying to get booked, you know what I mean? Hit me up. Heck, yeah. A Mexican travel agent. She books your caravan for you? Gerardo, what do you like to do for fun?

You seem like a fucking cool guy to me. You seem like an actual sane human being that put together a 60-second set. This is such a rare happening on this show nowadays. And it was a good set, too. It was funny and clever. You had beats and everything. What does a guy like you do when you're not doing stand-up?

When I'm not doing stand-up, I work a lot. Did I ask you what you do for work? No. What is it? I work at Blackstone Entertainment. I do grip work, just like onset lighting and stuff. Oh, okay. That's what's up.

What show are you working on now? I just finished a Lifetime movie called Kissing Cousins. Hey. That sounds appropriate. It's a documentary? No. I'm going to be watching that later and doing some grip work. You know what I'm saying?

Come on. Come on. I'm in the cousins. Wow. But when you're not working, what does a guy like you do for fun? I play a lot of music. Last time I was here, me and him had a little drum off. Oh, really?

You play drums. Did you come close on the drum off? Oh, dude, I beat him, but everyone in the crowd's like, oh, for joy. Is that true? Is that true? This is the guy? First of all, first of all. Wow.

Wait, if I remember correctly, you're like half French or some shit, right? He's up here fucking acting like he's full Mexican. He's part French. He said both of his parents were Mexican. Yeah, well, I'm like 6% French thanks to Ancestry.com. I just took that to the bank, homie. Heck yeah. One of his great-great-grandpas came from France down in Mexico.

That's true. So, you know, we sort of, I can't believe you're the one. So you're the one that is – it's a very controversial thing. A lot of people on the – I mean, but it is – you know, a lot of people online, I hear it sometimes. Joel once got beat, but the crowd went with Joel. But you got to remember, man, it's about showmanship. You want another shot at it? I would love one.

So here's the deal. Joelel you go to the back don't joel don't come back until i bring you up all right there you go so here's the deal for those of you that don't know maybe some of yours first show here uh there's a thing on this show called the mexican drum off and at any point if anyone's on stage who did a set who knows how to play drums, they get a chance to do a drum solo and potentially steal Joel's job from him. Now, if they beat him, they get to come back and be the new drummer for Kill Tony. And then in which case, Joel would have to go and do fucking grip work on Kissing Cousins. But here's the deal. Here's the thing to remember. While the drums are important,

it's also about showmanship. This is a comedy show. Maybe there's extra things to do that are big and fun. All right. Well, I mean, it hasn't started yet, Gerardo, so I really wouldn't do that yet. But so I guess here we go.

Here's starting it off with his own drum solo for an official Mexican drum off. Make some noise for Gerardo Alarcón. Oh, dude. That's it? Oh! Fuck! Joel Berg, Joel Jimenez. We just got kicked off of YouTube.

I think the sock's a little bit crazy. Fix the sock, Joel. Sorry, one of them is hanging out. My bad. He forgot to put the balls in the cannoli. Wow. Wow. Wow

Get the fuck out of here Build that wall build that wall build that wall y'all boss trying to come out fucking dare you that was incredible wow another tip from the lesbian i love it all right uh how many of you think gerardo alarcon won that one how many of you think Joel Berg retains? Yeah, I don't know, man. This is like a triple G Canelo fight. I don't think there's any arguing this one. Oh, one in the sock. I have no idea what's going on back there. Tiffany is tipping him. He's trying to blog it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect, perfect.

No, it's good. It's good. I'm sorry to those watching on YouTube. We had to cut to a kill Tony. I feel like I'm at Swinging Richards in Atlanta. I didn't even know we could do that. That was the most awesome

thing ever. That's what happens when you don't come correct, homie. Oh, those poor people on YouTube must be so furious right now. You better check nuts, dog. That's the first time in our history we've ever done that. I had to give away my last hundred dollars for that. Woo.

Did anybody else notice how like his pelvic, where his like, when he move his legs, and then like how everything sunk in in the pelvic part? You talking about Joel? Yeah.

What is that called? What is this called right here? That's the pubic bone. The pubic bone? Yeah. Yeah, that looked crazy. Yeah. I was like,

I ain't never seen no shit like that before, and then his dick jumped like three times. How about one more time for Gerardo Alarcón, everybody? There he goes. Thank you. How about one more time for Joel Berg retaining his position, defending the throne? Now, Tiffany, as you may remember,

back in the day we always had regulars on this show. For the first five years, it was always female comedians. We gave them in order to, you know, have some equality. I'm still fucked up. I mean, it's a butt-naked man behind me right now. I can't believe. Oh, he's changing. He's changing.

Oh, he went to change. Did anybody else get hungry watching that? Oh, wow. Vinny is now eating a bowl of pasta for you podcast listeners. It's legit pasta. Wow. It's rigatoni. Kill rigatoni.

Legit smart ones. Yeah, so you have these regular. Yeah, we used to. Does that regularly happen? Something like that? Yeah, well, he's done the sock a few times. When he has to defend the throne, it's sort of one of his trademarks. That's what he do to defend the sock?

Yeah. To defend the throne? But I'll tell you this. He's never gotten tipped in the front and tipped in the back like what you did. I think I saw Alexander Hamilton meet Abraham Stinken for a second there. It was just the tip. Just the tip. It was just the tip.

Hell yeah. Okay, so what's about to happen now? I saw Ulysses ask Grant. Is a pap smear about to happen up here live? What the fuck is going on, dude? We have a fairly new regular. He's been in the position for about a month, and it turns out it's a man. He's a white guy.

I've never seen a man regular here. Yeah, there's never been a man regular on Phil Tony. It's a good time. It's a good time. Malcolm Hatchet was the first. You were a little bit busy when Malcolm was our regular. Okay. And you're still busy, but, I mean, you know what I'm saying.

But now we have a new regular. But hold up. wait a minute. What's this shit people, I've seen people saying on a little post that I finally returned your text messages and stuff. You been talking shit about me? Well, no, I mean, actually. That's not true. You've never returned my text messages recently. Well, Brian, you're right.

I ain't never returned none of your text messages recently. Because you don't have my new phone number. That's true. But no,'t have my new phone number. That's true. But no, I have mentioned on this show, you know what I mean? Like, I always have to turn everything into a joke. You know what I mean? So you've been talking shit about me.

No, no, no. I remember the episode. He was talking about that you didn't text him back and then he found out that you were hosting an award show. And that's why you didn't text him back. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, because I was hosting that award show. It was.

It was on a Monday. What was it? And then he's like, silly me. He's like, look at me. I don't think that she's returned my text message. I turned on the TV. She's hosting an award show. It was the VMAs, right?

Tiffany, don't get upset. We love you. It's like, oh. I wasn't hosting the VMA. It was the MTV Movie and TV Awards. Yeah. And I had won one, too. That shit's unbelievable.

So that's what I was saying was, here I am thinking Tiffany's not returning my text, but it turns out she's hosting the fucking movie awards. Yeah. Which is sort of big in comparison to just being a guest on Kill Tony. Yeah. But I don't know.

I think you guys are having a lot of fun tonight, right? I think we have a little bit of movie awarding. They paid me to host those awards. This, I look like I've been spending money at this thing. Yeah, well, I really can't help you with that. You've already given out more than the cash I was planning on giving. Oh, you was planning on giving me some money? I mean, I was, but Jesus Christ.

Give me that motherfucking money. Sock it hell into these regulars. I'm going to make a check out to the SheReadyFoundation.org. Okay. I ate my favorite combination tonight, Massacholi and elbows. Come on! So anyway, we have a regular now,

and he's fucking hilarious, Tiffany. Every single week he writes and performs a brand new minute on this show, and he's just one. I think you would describe him as a silly motherfucker. Make some noise for the one, the only, the William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, make some fucking noise.

It's William Montgomery. I spent two fucking days looking for Waldo before. I don't want to hear your shit about six hours. That's the crazy guy at a Where's Waldo anonymous meeting. I have a condition. I only do butt sex. You know Dracula's happy when his girlfriend's on a period, right?

You know Dracula's happy when his girlfriend's on a period, right? So I have a movie coming out in a couple weeks. It's called Where Are My Fucking Keys? I have to be honest with y'all. The people up here on stage with me last week were not my parents. people up here on stage with me last week were not my parents. It was... It was some people I met off Craigslist. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's the funniest possible thing you ever could have said. What happened last week? We all assumed were his parents. That's not really true, though. Yeah, it was not Larry and Francis. Larry and Francis are actually holed up in a hospital down in Tupelo, Mississippi.

And Tiffany, I gotta say, I loved you on Speed 2 Cruise Control. Wait, what? Were you in Speed 2? No. Oh. What the fuck? No. You don't remember where you know me from?

Where does he know you from, Tiffany? Craigslist. Hi. You don't remember where you know me from? Where does he know you from, Tiffany? Craigslist. Hey. I responded to an ad. It was a 30-something-year-old African-American lady looking for love, looking for companionship. And when I read the word companionship, I was thinking, that's what I'm looking for. That's not what it said for that's not what it said what did it say Tiffin

it said 36 year old African American female lonely as fuck looking for somebody with some fire crotch to suck her titties and rub her back so I immediately responded it was an immediate response So I immediately responded. It was an immediate response.

Yeah, you met me at the motel down the street. It was cool, yeah. Motel 8. Let's give it up for Motel 8. The newest. And you rubbed my back and you sucked my titties and left. It was crazy. And I gave you $42. I sucked your titties.

I left afterwards. I love that. You're breaking him down. You're beating William in his own game of just creating lies. He doesn't know what to do right now. Do you remember when you asked me to braid your hair? And I said, get the fuck out of here, motherfucker. And it scared me.

And you cried. You left out of there crying. It scared me. I cried. For $42. And I was supposed to give you It scared me. I cried. With $42. And I was supposed to give you $100, but I only gave you $42. And then this guy paid the other $40 for $220. He just started throwing.

Let's give it up for Marquez. Then he got booked for another gig. It was like African-American woman seeking L-W-W-E-A. Leprechaun who will eat ass. You know what I'm talking about? Come on. And I immediately responded. So, William, anything crazy happen in your life this week?

Did your parents have fun? They did. Are they back in Memphis? They are. Man, they were so much fun to have on. I know. It was so much fun. It seemed good. They have fun? They say anything to you

afterwards? They said, my God, William, are you really doing HGH? Not with that belly. You are doing HGH, right? Yeah, I am. How do you think I've gotten so big?

Had his growth hormone. Come on. You really do have HGH? Yeah, no, I've started injecting it. When? What, last Tuesday? Where'd you inject it? Where did you inject it exactly?

In my thigh. And which, okay, never mind. Now, this might be affecting you, because we've noticed that you've had some anger issues lately with some internet trolls bothering you. Has anyone bothered you since your parents were on the episode? There is a guy who I assume thinks he's a comedian. I hope

he's watching it right now. He's Cracker Barrel Kid 52. Yeah? On Instagram. Some motherfucker. And he's been tagging me and shit and it kills me. Is there anything you And he's been tagging me in shit, and it kills me. Is there anything you want to say to him right now

if he's watching? What I have to say to you is I hope you are down in your basement wondering where your parents are. Maybe they're at the Motel 8. Maybe... Maybe they're at the La Quinta. Maybe they're at the Hampton Inn, but they're not here. They're not

with me. So I'm going to say all this hateful stuff to William. I swear to God, you just have to stop. It's starting to... Do you want me to cuss him out for you? Will you please? What's his name? Cracker Barrel Kid 52.

What's his name? Cracker Barrel Kid 52. Look here, Cracker Barrel Kid 52. You better leave my little redhead homeboy alone before we fuck you up on some real shit. All blood. I get the whole motherfucking hood on your ass. We'll find your little cracker ass, whole cracker barrel kid 52. Fuck yeah.

I'm sick of it! Stop it! It's not gonna keep happening! What the fuck did you just say? Those are some of the HGH explosions. When he gets mad, he just turns red and starts spraying. Is that going to get rid of your stomach? The HGH?

What is that for? Is it going to get rid of my stomach? I need to know. What do you mean? Isn't the HGH to make you, like, real muscular? It's to make me taller. I'm doing it to just get taller. I mean, you know, that stomach is good. That's what i like to call a coochie bumper oh it keep you from slipping off the

dick and hitting you in the chin william there was a guy there was a guy up here a moment ago with the same uh it's like if you push down on the top of your belly next time a lady sitting on top of your dick you push down on top it of your belly, next time a lady's sitting on top of your dick, you push down on top. It's like she be on a roller coaster riding six flags. And lock her in. Click, click, click. Welcome to the beast. You want me to show you?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I think you should. Red Dead Redemption going on up here. Okay, I'm going to leave him alone. No, it's good. No, you can do whatever the hell you want. William, anything else?

Anything you want to say to the great and powerful Tiffany Haddish? Any questions or anything like that? Yeah, any questions, anything? Tiffany, when you were in the early 90s movie Problem Child, how was John Ritter? Well, I have to say,

as a background actress in that movie, Problem Child. I couldn't believe you were on that. I looked you up when you came here and I saw Problem Child. I was like, that's so cool. You know what is craziest? I can't believe you were on that. I looked you up when you came here, and I saw Problem Child. I was like, that's so cool. You know what? It's crazy.

I couldn't believe I was in it either because it was so motherfucking cold, and I didn't have a jacket that day. But I did what I could. John really asked me out to lunch. I was like, I can't. I'm only 10, so I can't do it. I fucking love it. Good question, William. There he goes, William Montgomery, I can't. I'm only 10. So I can't do it. I fucking love it. Good question, William.

There he goes, William Montgomery, ladies and gentlemen. He's your regular. I love it. Here we go. Started a little bit late. What do you guys think? Should we go to the bucket one more time, huh? All right.

Seems like they want it. I'll tell you whose name I'm not calling for sure. Even if I fucking pull it out and read it, I'm putting my hand right back in the fucking bucket. Is that the DNC fucking chair woman over there? Oh, this is interesting. Let's see if this human's really here. Put your hands together for Hollywood Joker.

Hollywood Joker? Is that a real thing? Hollywood Joker? Hollywood Joker. Here he comes. This way, this way this way that way yep sure I'm cooking wrong it's a freaking weekend baby hey hey hey hey one more time for the Hollywood Joker everybody everybody. Come on.

Oh, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, you are the love of my life. Oh, Maria, Maria, how I wanted to make you my wife. Your lips, your hips, your big-ass tits, your long curly hair is amazing. You radiate every time I see you. It's as if I'm stargazing.

Honey bunny bubble butt, your pussy was the best. It was tight, not loose. I like the juice. And you squirt unlike the rest. The quiet nights, the city lights, the beautiful moonlit skies. How did I know you would sleep with another 10 fucking guys? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, Maria, Maria, fuck you, Maria.

That just wasn't right. By the way, what are you doing? Are you free tonight? Hey, look at that. Thank you very much. Hell yeah. Oh. That was incredible. I've actually

seen you sitting around here the last month or so, every Monday. I can't forget a fucking fat guy in a wrestling mask. Yeah. And that was fucking pretty impressive. You in a wrestling mask. Yeah. Yeah. And that was fucking pretty impressive. You read a little poem.

Thank you. Hell yeah. Can I say three things? Sure. Sure. You could say three things. The Comedy Store is the best fucking club in the world. I agree.

I love that one. Absolutely agree. Favorite place on the planet. Go ahead. Kill Tony is the best podcast show in the world. I love that. This is good. This is good. Third one, Tony Hinchcliffe's a huge faggot, right? There's got to be a big one coming. No, I saw that show.

That's not me. I don't do that shit. No, and Tiffany Haddish, you guys have to see her in the movie Girl Trip. That was the shit, girl. You're the bomb. Hey, look at that. Thank you, boo. She's had her elbows eaten and her ass

kissed tonight. That's incredible. That's all true. And the fourth thing, white people are the supreme race. Wait, what? I thought it would be a funny scenario if he said all these nice things and then the fourth one was just like, wait, what?

I'm not going to judge. Shut the fuck up. I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up the rest of the night. So Hollywood Joker, have you been doing stand-up comedy a while? Is this your business? Like, not that much. I'm just doing it to get famous, to make money. And to get Maria back, right?

Yeah. Trying to win Maria back over. Is any of that true? Did a girl named Maria break your heart at all? Oh, yeah. Lots of girls break my heart all the time. Yeah? Yeah.

Why do they break your heart, man? What's wrong? Are you not pulling that coochie bumper down on them the way you're supposed to? It's easy to break when it's enlarged. Yeah. Oh, that's a heart disease joke But I mean What's going on? What's going on?

How many kids you got? I got 12 beautiful kids But I haven't met them yet They say they're beautiful But I don't know Is that why you wear the mask? Yeah, I'm hiding from the cops and shit Alright, Hollywood Joker

Who's talking to me? Hollywood Joker, give us some honest answers here. Yes. Where are you from, man? Mexico. Mexico City. Is that true? West Street. Yeah. West Street. DF. Distrito Federal Presa Don Martín.

Presa Don Martín. Wow. What did he just say? Me gusta bailar. Me encantan las hamburguesas y los tacos. Papi chulo comer mi panacho. Damn. Wow. Chi Chi's Gordo.

Oh, shit. Joel's falling in love. Wow. Girl, you had me at tacos. Joel, can you decipher anything that he said? Honestly, he said, no, not really. Oh, okay. Even Joel couldn't understand.

But you know what I said, right? I even knew that, and I'm Italian. He said you could eat a pussy. Oh, shit. I didn't like the way you said it. Sorry. Anyways, back to you. Do you know how to build things?

Why, you got a job for me? I do. What do you do for work? Right now, I make panques. I'm a worker at a panaderia. I make panques. Panques? Yeah, conchas.

Conchas. Orejas. Pork chops at a rib house? Am I getting this right? He's a baker. He's a baker. He's a baker. Conchas. Orejas. Pork chops at a rib house? Am I getting this right? He's a baker. He's a baker. He's a baker. Mexican.

Mexican sweet bread. Mexican sweet bread. Yeah, he makes Mexican sweet bread. Oh, okay. Very nice. Fuck yeah. I just stop messing with bread. I would fuck with you if you wasn't making bread.

Shit. Damn, Mexican sweet bread. That sounds fucking delicious. It is so good. That's how my ass got like this. Really? It's lovely, by the way. You look amazing, Tiffany.

Hell yeah. Hey, Tony. Oh, no. Thank y'all. Thank y'all. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Do you be putting the sprinkles on it and shit?

No, that's another section of my job. Oh, okay. That's other people do that. Oh, you don't do the sprinkling? No. You're in charge of mixing the yeast and all that, right? Well, I just take the bread out of the oven and let it get cold. So you work in a factory?

Yeah. You work in a factory? Yeah, yeah. Vinny. Yeah, do you tie your own mask, or do you have to have a buddy tie you up in the back? Good question. Yeah. Do you tie your own mask or do you have to have a buddy tie you up in the back? Good question. Yeah.

Because those lasers are tight. Yeah. It depends what type of night it is for me, you know. What does that mean? Is that mask hot? Yeah. You know what? I got cotton mouth and shit.

I got cotton mouth. Yeah. Yeah. I need something to drink. Anyway. Give him a... What is that? Water. Oh.

It's water. Okay. Yeah, have some water. Delicious water. Oh, that's very strong water. Hey, it might... It must be that alkaline shit. That alkaline shit. It's alkaline water. It that alkaline shit. That alkaline shit.

It's alkaline water. It's alkaline water. Hey, Tony, no disrespect to my Mexican homie, but I would love to play some drums if it's okay. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! You got to get to the back, Joel.

And you better get creative right fucking now. So you guys know the rules. Do you really know how to play? He challenged Joel to a Mexican drum off. Let's see what happens. Make some noise for the solo from the Hollywood Joker. Here he is, his first time ever. Go ahead.

Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Oh, he ready? He ready? He ready? He ready? Hey.

Wow. Get it. Get it. Get it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Hey! Wow! Hold on. Wait, wait, wait! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh! Somebody been watching YouTube videos and practicing!

All right. Now he's in a tough position, so I'm glad this odd is a fucking hot now. Somebody play drums at Kitsunyata's. This is a... Just hold on. Wait. You wait, because I want to give you time to fucking think and strategize, too.

I'm going to give you a fair shot, because that's the thing. This is Joel's throne to defend. you have to remember he is i'm watching that pelvic bone watch this pelvic bone y'all i think i already won the one guy the one guy that ever has supposedly beaten joel he easily handed him defeat tonight uh he heard everything that happened here backstage joel you think you have something special up your sleeve? I think I might have to make out with Tiffany at the end of this.

Let's see what happens here. Defending his throne, possibly losing his job. He could be working at a sweet Mexican pastry shop tomorrow. They are taking all of our jobs, and that's really... Joel, I wish you the best of luck. You better summon the devil right now. Defending his throne, the one and only Joel Burke, Joel Jimenez! Thank you. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. This is going to be a controversial finish, everyone. All right. I mean, he licked that shit. He really did. He's got his foot behind his head. And play like that.

Play like that. And I'm going to run up and pull your sock off. I'll blow your sock off. His foot is behind his head. He's still playing. He's showing his boss butt. He's still playing with his foot behind his head. He won his job.

Oh, my God. He won his job. Oh, my God. I'm just glad I didn't see his booty, huh? I didn't want to see the booty. How many of you got the Hollywood Joker on that one, huh? How many of you have Joel Berg? Joel, a minute.

And still. Literally. By the hairs of his chinny-chin joel berg will retain but how about one more time for a true contender hell yeah the hollywood joker everybody come on his first time ever on kill tony thank you very funny set amazing drum performance what a fucking amazing thing that was. One more time for the Hollywood Joker, everyone. Can I just say something I noticed?

Yes. Tell us, Tiffany. I noticed that you're going to change right now because I'm about to talk shit about you. Okay, I'm going to talk it in front of your face. And maybe it ain't shit. I just noticed that, like, okay, it looked like that whole sock was filled up, right? And then you had pulled your leg behind your head, and then I had seen something.

Yeah, but Tiffany, what did you see when he put his leg behind his head? I saw the shaft. Oh, you mean the dick root? The dick root. I saw the root. I saw the root. Those are great many things you could call it.

I saw the root, saw the root I feel tricked Yeah We could go backstage right now If you want to see what's up Alright we're going to get a report Tiffany By the way the new Lego movie's in theaters. No, stop.

Son of a bitch. Red Band. Tiffany, what did we find out? I'm not tricked. Hey! This is advertised. This is not false advertisement. Damn, he's got a little...

I like what I think. You heard it here first. What does he have? I might have to put $200 on that. Jesus. Tiffany, your hand smells like cilantro for some reason. I didn't touch nothing. I just look with my eyes.

Oh, my goodness. And these lion eyes. I like what I saw with these eyes. Well. I like what I saw with these eyes. Well, I like what I saw with my eyes tonight. I had so much fun with the great and powerful Tiffany Haddish, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for allowing me to be nasty. The black unicorn

and the golden pony reunited again. Look at this drawing from Ryan J. Ebel, the house artist. I look like a white woman. Well, he does the shading later. I look like a white woman. Well, he does the shading later. I look like a thick white woman. This was unbelievable. Make sure you check out the new Lego Movie 2. Give some money to the SheReadyFoundation.org.

See her in L.A. at the Microsoft Theater, Portland March 16th, Seattle March 21st, this Valentine's Day in San Jose, and this Saturday in Bakersfield, TiffanyHaddish.com for tickets. Lego movie too. Let's see how loud this place can get. Seriously, she made time to be here tonight. It's Tiffany Haddish. We are back in two weeks

with the great and powerful Burt Kreischer. That's a standing ovation. Wow. Standing ovation. Putting you up there in an elite class with Joy Hinchcliffe. Wow. Pat Reagan's mom once got a standing ovation on this show. She's giving T-shirts out. Remember, two weeks from now, we're back with the great and powerful Bert Kreischer.

Jeremiah Watkins is going to do stand-up in his hometown of Kansas City. That's March. 14th through 16th. That's right. What else is going on? How about another hand for the great and powerful Jeremiah Watkins, a.k.a. Vinny Mancino. Could I say something about Tiffany for a second real quick?

Oh, Tiffany. Vinny wants to tell you something. I just want to say how cool it is to see how far Tiffany's gone. I used to do open mics with her next door and they wouldn't, she couldn't even get up on the open mic here at the comedy store and to see how far you've come is so special to me to see that.

Now I don't even fuck with them open mics no more. So there you go, guys. So we love you, Tiffany. Thank you for coming back. That's the real deal right there. That's the real deal. Unbelievable. Wow.

Listen to this. This guy here just stood up and said he's going to donate $500 to the She Ready Foundation. Hell yeah. Yeah, he did say that. I'm making dreams happen, and I fucking like this guy. He said as long as I let him come backstage with me. Oh, Foundation. Hell yeah. Yeah, he did say that. We're making dreams happen, and I fucking like this guy.

He said as long as I let him come backstage with me. Oh, shit. Hell yeah. Let's see if he can fill out a black tooth sock. No, no, no. He's great. How about another hand for Kro McCriss over there on guitar tonight?

Yes, yes. A.K.A. Joey No Shoes. Kro McCriss, what'd you think about tonight's episode? It was an episode that you can't refuse, Tony. I love it. Hey, this guy put in a lot of work. He shoved a lot in a tube sock to make it happen. One more time for Joel Berg.

And should we give a shout-out to Speed Week? Hell, yeah. Because they've been around since the day we started. I can remember. Damn right. Gina's been with us the whole time. We love Speedweed. We love you, Speedweed.

It's Doug Benson, everybody. Come on. Doug Benson. You know, Joel with the sock on his junk, he makes me think his name should be Anthony Keatless. Anthony Keatless? Anthony Keatless? Who is that? What?

Oh, my God. Is that somebody in Red Hot Chili Peppers? Anthony Keatless didn't even play the drums, though. It was Dave Navarro, right? Yeah, but all the Red Hot Chili Peppers put socks in their penises. Oh, that's right. That's right. So he had to give back.

Now you're making me explain Vince's joke? Come on. Tiffany That's right. That's right. So he had to get back. We don't know. Come on. Tiffany. Tiffany saw his red hot chili. Shout out to Ludwig drums. And that's right. For those of you that don't know, Ludwig is literally the biggest maker in the world.

You got to check out their artist profiles. It is perhaps the coolest thing in the world. All the greatest drummers from all your favorite bands. And in the middle of it, go towards Jay, and you will see Joel Jimenez is the newest sponsoree of Ludwig Drums. I mean, it is truly unbelievable to see the words Kill Tony Band next to his name representing. We're all going to fucking Ireland tomorrow, man. We got sold out shows in Europe

thanks for asking me to be on your tour we did you never returned you didn't fucking fuck you no you didn't stand up in London kill Tony tickets are on sale the second show in Philly West Nyack and come see it sometime here in Los Angeles

and watch on YouTube tell your friends have viewing parties and come see it sometime here in Los Angeles. So watch on YouTube. I'm probably making more money at home anyway. Tell your friends. Have viewing parties. This shit is as live and as crazy as it fucking gets. Brian Redman. Thank you, guys. Live audience, thank you.

We'll see you soon. Good night. Brian! Thank you.