KILL TONY - KILL TONY #67

Episode Date: October 6, 2014

Neal Brennan, Bryan Callen, Tony Hinchcliffe, Kimberly Congdon, Sara Weinshenk, Scott Kidd, Brian Redban – Date: 08/25/2014 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey, this is Red Band and you're listening to Kill Tony. Don't forget to check out our website, DeathSquad.TV. Click on Tour Dates. You'll see all our shows, including Wednesday, October 8th, at the Comedy Store. We're doing a Death Squad secret show Wednesday, October 8th. That starts at 8.30 p.m. Tickets are on sale right now. Also, me, Dean Del Rey, and Tiffany Haddish are going on the road.

October 15th, we'll be in Grand Rapids, Michigan at Dr. Grin's. October 16th, we have two shows. Our first show is called The Death Squad Draft. It's a live podcast. Go to it, watch it. If you're a comic, you could even sign up to be a part of it.

Just bring your best three minutes of material and we're going to choose a winner and the winner gets to open up for us on the comedy show, which is at nine o'clock at Columbus, Ohio, Funny Bone. So that's two shows. One starts at seven o'clock, the Death Squad Draft live podcast, and then nine o'clock we have a comedy show. Also, October 17th will be in Indiana at Morty's Comedy Joint. We're doing a late show there. It starts at 11.45 p.m. And then me and Tony Hinchcliffe are coming back to Phoenix, Arizona on October 23rd. We also have two shows that are on sale now, Sacramento, San Francisco, coming to Toronto.

A lot of good stuff. And the best way to catch up on all of our shows is just go to DeathSquad.TV and click on Tour Dates. Don't forget to also check out our merchandise. We have now Death Squad mugs, water bottles, T-shirts, hats, stickers, a bunch of crap. Just go to ShopSquad.TV and check out Tony Hinchcliffe's website, TonyHinchcliffe.com. All right, guys, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.

Hey, this is Red Band coming to you live from the world-famous Comedy Store for a brand new episode of Kill Tony Vol. 2. Give it up for Tony Henscliff! Yeah, baby boy! Here we are again. This is Kill Tony, I believe, number 67. Welcome, everybody. Live audience, you guys are here. How you guys doing tonight? Happy Monday to you. Fuck yeah, I love that

energy. Nice to be I love that energy. Nice to be here. Episode 67. Live from the Comedy Store, as always. Another beautiful weekend in our lives. I spent my first weekend ever in Denver. Wow. By round of applause, how many people have been to Denver before?

Wow, a lot of people. How many people have been to Denver since pot's been legal? Just one girl wooing. Is it everywhere? It's unbelievable. It's every other fucking block. And it's the coolest thing because it's not like California where people go in and they're smelling weed. So what's the best sativa and all that stuff?

It's like a deli. They're like, what do you want? And they literally, sometimes they call a number. You'll like what do you it's like a deli they're like what do you want then they literally sometimes they call a number like you'll pick a number it's like a deli but the people it's like there's no bullshitting you got to get right to the point you're like okay okay i'll take two of those joints and two of those joints wow and it's easy breezy all you hear is pating pating pating because they're just making money nonstop. It is a fun land. Is everybody just completely ridiculously stoned? No, it's a perfect society. You can totally tell that their economy is being helped.

And it's a beautiful everything. It's weird because last time I was in Denver at that club, me and Ari had a bunch of weed left over. And so we hid it in the ceiling. So there's weed in the ceiling. Ari mentioned that. Ari actually swung by. Joe Rogan taped his one-hour special in Denver this weekend, guys,

which is a really big deal. Good friend of us. And it was unbelievable. So check that out when it comes out on Comedy Central. Rocky Mountain High, Joe Rogan's newest special, which I and he and probably you, you've seen a lot of that material. We all think that it's his best special ever, so it's very exciting. I get to see it.

It was unbelievable. Anyway, Denver was awesome, and it's good to be home. What did you do this weekend? Well, we had our first Death Squad secret show here Wednesday. Doug Stanhope opened it, cold open. Yes. No music or anything. He just walked out.

It was awesome. We had Bill Burr. We had so many people coming to the show. For tickets only going on sale Monday, it was almost sold out. It was a big blowout. They had that awesome Death Squad vibe of anything can happen. Stan Hope

really set the tone by cold opening the show. No intro, no nothing. He just walked on stage with a spotlight. That was fun. Brian Moses hosted. A lot of good things happened and we have a lot more fun Death Squad shows coming up, don't we? Yeah. Mark Maron and Whitney already said that they want to be on the next

one, so that's good news for us. Also, just to get this out of the way, we are coming back to Columbus, Ohio. We're coming home. That's where Brian and I are from, guys. We weren't even friends there. We made friends in LA, like show business professionals. Yeah. Even though we lived literally a mile away,

we didn't know each other. It's so weird. But October 16th, we're bringing Kill Tony to the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio. So if you're a comic listening to this in Columbus, Ohio, grab all your friends. Sign up. We'll have a bucket just like here. We're going to be joined by Tiffany Haddish, the cat pack.

And then we're doing a comedy show right after it. And then the following day, it looks like we're going to be in Chicago at the Laugh Factory. Boom. So that's going to be great. Can you say Midwest October Death Squad Tour, ladies and gentlemen?

It's going to be great. Because it's happening. It's going to be fun. Tonight, it's very exciting to be here. As always, our one and only sponsor, and I mean one and only sponsor the great elise lane sitting right over there ladies and gentlemen professional chef extraordinaire sure we could have sponsors that give us money and then we'd have to not say certain things on our podcast

but we get to say whatever we want we do it on a full belly because elise lane cooks for us every monday tonight she made me and Neil Brennan, your two vegans here tonight, chickpea salad sandwiches. For the meat eaters, they had roast beef horseradish aioli with arugula paninis. Boom. Delicious. And she also made cured salmon with pickled fennel on brioche. Did I say that right? Brioche. Wow, I said the fancy culinary words correctly this week,

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That's spelled strangely. E-L-Y-S-E-L-A-I-N. Not how you'd think Elise would be spelled. Also not how you'd think Lane would be spelled. Nobody's paying attention right now. She can also be found on The Girl with the Pan on both Facebook and Instagram. So if you guys are into food porn and crazy pictures of awesome food to make yourself hungry while eating ramen noodles. Look that stuff up.

We also have one of our favorite regular guests, our favorite regular audience members here, and he just got back from three months in Tokyo. Put your hands together for Weekly Fascination is back in the States. And he brought us gifts. Brian, what did he get you? He got me a cool T-shirt,

this really awesome bottle opener, which looks like a cat or something on there, and a lighter, which has... What's this stand for again? Roppongi, which is the nightclub district in Japan. And he got me an I Love Roppongi t-shirt that you see right here, and the newest edition, permanent permanent edition to the Kill Tony

set, our first ever ninja star, ladies and gentlemen. So if I can't reach you with the sword I'm going to throw this shit. It's going to be so funny if somebody did try to kill you. We have all these weapons up here. I know, it's crazy. But they're all fake weapons, so nobody try. Thank you.

It's all actually just rubber, so don't get any ideas um this is kill tony 67 josh martin am i right on that 67 yes yes perfect put your hands together for josh martin showrunner producer run around guy sets up stuff runs around like an animal, takes good care of us. He's at JoshMartinComic on Twitter, one of the funniest young rising talents here at the store. Speaking of funny rising talents, we always have a young comic or a fun guest

when we get a chance to do that play, our weekly head of security. We always have somebody to keep us safe here on this show, stand next to the stage, make us feel like we're protected. Used to be the Iron Patriot. He had the job full time. He was doing it every week

for up to 30 some episodes and then he said that he got too big for the show. To show him how replaceable he is, we brought in a brand new person to do his job exactly like he did it every week since then. This week, it's his second time being the Patriot. A very funny young rising

talent. You've heard him here on this podcast a few times. Put your hands together for Scott Kidd, the nerd Patriot. Super nerd. He was on a few episodes ago when Chris D'Elia and Ron Funches were on the show, and he is back. Scott Kidd, how you doing? Good. How you doing? Oh, look at you. You're like fucking little John Travolta over there or something.

I don't know. How's it going, buddy? Pretty well. Not too shabby. How you doing, man? How you doing, Brian? Very well. Excellent.

Looks like there's something missing from your uniform. I feel like there's something missing. You didn't put the shoulder pads on. Did I? No. They're on really tight. Did he put it on tighter than most people do? Because the chest doesn't come out at all.

He's missing something. You're right. Something's weird. Yeah, there's no treasure in this sunken chest. Oh, I bet you've actually done that on stage before, and I bet it's failed miserably. Actually, not so much. Maybe it'll work right now since you just mentioned chest thing,

and it still didn't work. Damn. But you've said that before on stage. You said that you had a sunken chest and there's no treasure there. Am I right? Not about me, about a guy. So you said it on stage. Perfect.

I love that. I love that. I love that you're floating out material that hasn't worked before. It worked the first time because the guy had a tattoo of a treasure chest on his chest. It was his first tattoo and he's kind of a moron.

So it worked very well. Was he in the audience? No, it was a roast. It was for him. Moving right along. Was he wearing a shirt at the time of the roast? Yeah, but it was for him moving right along was he wearing a shirt at the time of the roast yeah but it was a button down

because it was in Louisiana you did a roast in Louisiana of some guy that has a treasure chest on his chest yes and it wasn't anything to do with race no I don't even understand that reference roast in the South.

Oh, I gotcha. Well, that's an interesting roast. How long ago was that? Jeez. Seven years ago? Fuck it. Let's move on. How long have you been doing stand-up?

I started in 2005. You've been doing stand-up nine years? No, off and on for about five years. Yeah, I took a little break. Took a little break, guys. Don't recommend it. Look what you could do after nine years of stand-up comedy, everybody.

If that doesn't make you believe, I don't know what will. You guys ready to get this thing started and meet tonight's guest, or what? I am so excited about tonight's show. I know I always say that, and I usually am being honest, but this time I'm really, really, really being honest.

These are two guys that I've had the pleasure of working with and looking up to for years, two of the smartest, funniest pals that I know. Put your hands together for them, everybody. It's Neil Brennan and Brian Callen. Oh, my gosh. Look at her butt. Look at her butt.

Look at her butt. Your name might be used to vile motorcycle. Yeah, here they are, live in the flesh. You know them from movies, TV, their stand-up special, so much fun stuff. Sports from sports. You know us from sports. Yes. Professional super athletes. Yeah.

I do sports. Such a weird thing. I'm sponsored by sports. Welcome, guys. Sports Such a weird thing I'm sponsored by sports Welcome guys This is both of your first appearance Which is a crazy, crazy situation Considering that we've done 67 episodes I can't believe this is both of your first Yeah, I'm insulted

Comedy store on Monday night And also thank you for not making me do this sooner Neil! Thank you for not making me come to the Comedy Store at 8 o'clock on a Monday. On Monday Emmy. Emmy Monday. Holy Monday, as I call it. I have a step class at this time, usually,

but my teacher called in sick. Have you guys ever been nominated for an Emmy? I have. You have, right? Yeah. Chappelle's show. Did you guys win? Were you nervous? I thought I was going to win. Was it season one or season two? Chappelle's show yeah did you guys win were you nervous it's unbelievable were you nervous when it was coming

I thought I was gonna win was it season one or season two it was season two I was nominated for three Emmys one was for directing Chappelle was on the aisle

they go hey Dave would you mind switching with Neil I'm like I fucking got it in the bag and

Lewis J Horvitz won for directing the Academy Awards. I guess it was funnier than Rick James, everybody. I guess that's a better sketch. Two. That was Miami Star.

That's amazing to me because I've always said outgoingly and aggressively that season two of the Chappelle Show is my favorite season of comedy television ever. Neil Brennan, if you don't know, is the co-creator of that show. Come on. Come on, guys. Guys.

I mean, that hit a generation so hard. And I was in high school at the time. And I remember going to Cedar Point, a big amusement park around where I grew up. Anyway. And I remember at the time it was so hot. People were just yelling that stuff everywhere you could hear it everywhere all ages and other old people would laugh at it young people everybody knew what was going on it really healed the country and uh i'm glad i'm glad to

have you guys on because i you know it's crazy all that stuff you know going to high school and watching that and then getting to do stand-up with you all the time yeah you know the it's crazy. All that stuff, you know, going to high school and watching that and then getting to do stand-up with you all the time. Yeah. You know, the same with you, Brian, watching on the great

Mad TV, everybody. Go on, go on. Hangover 1, Hangover 2, old school. I'd like to point out,

not the same level of applause that I got. I know, I know. Markedly more tepid. That's because they're trying to figure out who I was.

Who was he in Hangover? Is that Bobby Lee? Have you guys ever worked with anything quite like the Iron Patriot this close to you? I like the break. You know I love a break dancing robot, so I liked it. Thank you. Yeah, I was at a

sex party and we all had to wear masks, but nothing like that. Wait, I think I was there. Yeah, that's a great great that's actually the real thing yeah it's the real guy that's a fake laugh the second one was fake right there there was i met there was a girl that i had spoke to one time who said that she was in the gym and there was a guy with an with a gas mask on and some guys work out like that because it's hard to breathe and it ups your,

you get in better shape, I guess. And I said, why were you staring at him? What was it? And she goes, I just had this fantasy of him with this gas mask and just getting on top of me anonymously

and just having sex with me. Wow. I remember finding that very strange but very erotic at the same time. Something about a masked man. I'd like to point out that that's going to be the first of many creepy things that Brian says tonight. That's all I think about. Kind of creepy sexual non sequiturs.

Another woman came up to me once. No, here's another creepy thing. My friend is very gay and he's a young man. And he said, he was talking about John McCain, the senator, and how hot he was. I said, what do you mean? He goes, I just like older men. I go, yeah, but he's chalk white,

and he has the skin of an elephant. He's like, I know, dude. I just, I don't know. I got this thing. I was like, we see the world so differently. Yeah, that's what I like about gay dudes. They like the young, smooth twink. But then they also like old, hairy fucking...

It's the best. Yeah, man. Big bears. Big bear. They got terms for it. And they always know what they love. I have an old friend. He used to be the manager here.

His name is Ryan Goldfinger. And sometimes he sends me pictures because he knows I think it's so funny when he's hanging out with a bunch of bears because it's what makes him happy and he sent me one a couple months ago of him in Arizona where he lives now and they were having a pool party

and I swear to God it's just him and like 10 guys all of them at least 300 pounds and just the smile on his face of happiness he's like a little kid well that's the great thing about being gay. They will hang out with you. I can like a type of woman, and they're not all going to go like, yeah, we'll hang out with you.

You don't end up in a pool with ten of them at one time. Surrounded by a sea of fur and dick. Now, every week we always have the Patriot ask our guests a question about something that the Patriot is interested in finding out about them. So why don't you go ahead in any order, Patriot. Fire it off. Thank you, Tony. Brian, you've been in like they said, The Hangover, also

Old School, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, just a shitload of stuff. My personal favorite original cast of Matt TV. My particular favorite sketch was it was like an infomercial. You had a little red bow tie and...

Dennis in a Box? Is that what it was? Yes, exactly. What was it called? I played a guy... I did a really bad Australian. I was Dennis in a Box or something like that. I don't know if the accent was sort of like this general...

To do an Australian accent, I was like, all right, Dennis, I will. It was just really weird. But it was taken after a real guy and i i you can buy this box and you can do your own dentistry or cosmetic surgery in a box and it comes in a box oh all right good that's fun it's very funny so i don't know if uh i forget the uh cast member that you're working with dave herman thank you very. But my question was, if not he, which cast member do you find

to be the most fun whenever you're working on that TV? Phil Lamar. Artie Lang was always the funniest person. Artie Lang is still the funniest person off the cuff I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anybody, he would improvise songs

when we're joking around, and his ability to just improvise and rhyme a song, it was just astounding. But Phil Lamar was a guy, when I would do sketches with him, was a guy where I literally would look at him and say, well, I have no idea how he does that. I don't know how he's that good and always that good.

I just never had. And the other thing is that he'd been doing sketch for 10 years, but he's just one of those guys who could do everything better than me. Everything. Physical stuff, everything. Boom. Phil Lamar, that's your answer.

What do you got for Neil? Well, Neil, very popular guy. Handsome, too. It felt condescending, but go ahead. That was my upbringing, but anyway. Stand-up, of course. Yes. As well as the Chappelle show.

Sure. You wrote for Half-Baked. Yes. Which I personally love. Thank you very much. But my question is... Done a ton of shit. Tons of... Just a ton of shit.

Just a ton of shit. Also directed Brian in a Jeremy Piven movie called The Goods. Yeah! Look for it, guys. You're going to have to look hard. It's what they call underperformed. It's funny, though. It was a good movie, actually.

Neil, what do you think about yourself or what it is about you that Dejavel just loves to work with you so much? I don't know if you've read any papers. I don't know if that's still true. No, I don't know if you've read any papers i don't know if that's still true um uh no i don't know i i'm funny like i'm funny and you know we had like a shared uh sort of aesthetic so because we met when we were super young we were like 17 so he we sort of liked the same shit and we're the same age pretty much so like we sort of knew what the other one you guys

met in what, Boston? No, I met in New York. I was there for film school and he was there for showbiz. Wow. He moved when he was 17. I did too, actually, for film school at NYU. So how long were you guys friends until you... We were friends for like 12 years before the show.

Wow. 10 or 12, yeah, something like that. Amazing. Yeah. So, yeah, guys, 12-year friendships, they can happen. Yeah. Half-baked, another one of my true favorites. So much dick.

Another one. So many great things in that movie that I fucking love. Thank you very much. Thank you, robot. So let's do it. But, you know, on top of all these crazy things that they've done, these are two of my favorite stand-up comedians. And that's what this show is all about.

We've had over 20 comedians sign up tonight for the opportunity to do one minute on stage. There's anything left, clap for me. But mostly give it to Brian. Yeah. We're going to talk stand-up with these guys. Creepy noises. Yeah, I love what you're doing.

All right. Tony, you're doing a heck of a job right there. You guys are playing a little improvisational game. I'll play along. Yes, I'm doing something. Over 20 comedians signed up for the chance to do One Minute tonight. Comedians, you know that your one minute is up when you hear the sound of a kitty. That means wrap it up.

Is that as loud as it gets? What is it? Is it someone making a cat noise? There you go, kitty. It's got to be a... Oh, great. Fucking kitty cat. There's a cat there.

That means you got to wrap it up. Because if you keep going, you're going to bring out the angry West Hollywood bear. That's good. I feel like I heard an eagle before the bear, though. Yeah. Did I not hear an eagle? There's a warning.

Does the eagle foretell the bear? Yes. We have our bear mic. Eagle? There's no time to. Eagle, there's a bear. He just died. There's no warning.

We have our bear mic'd up in sometimes other animals. If there's an eagle here that must mean blah! And you're dead. All you get out is bang! And you die.

You didn't say bear. Bang! And you die. Sorry, Tony. I love you guys. Bring the next fucking comic. I gotta say, you guys should be giving

Brian. I wanna just say, be more generous to the comics than you've been to Brian. I feel like you haven't given him enough. Yeah. Honestly. I feel like you haven't given him enough. Yeah. Honestly.

I feel like you've been about right on with me. Where would you guys be without Mike? Brian, I feel like you're holding back on it. I don't want you to do that. Yeah. Thank you. You guys ready to get Kill Tony 67 all the way bumping? We're going to the bucket, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah. Here we go. Your first comedian doing one minute Live on Kill Tony 67 Is Brandon Bricks Oh shit Already you know what that means I don't see Brandon Bricks That means he just got blacklisted

Alright every patriot has their different take On uh list. Alright. Every patriot has their different take on the noises and actions they decide to make when somebody gets blacklisted. Scott Kidd just blacklisted Brandon Bricks who signed up and missed his spot. So now, that means he's permanently banned from

Kill Tony. And banned from the comedy store for six months. The Bobby Lee rule. I just got a note. He passed away about two minutes ago. Put your hands together for your first comedian, Dusty Lester. Yeah.

Oh, shit. You know what that means? Two in a row. Dusty Lester. He's 19. Get him. Yeah, go grab him. Oh, okay. Yeah, go grab him. Oh, that's always fun.

That automatically means that this is pretty much going to be this guy's first time on the show. They have to bring him in in a hood like Guantanamo Bay, right? Since it's a 21 and over club, people under 21 have to wait outside. They're not even allowed to hang out inside of the building, but we give them a chance

to sign up, and if somebody was nice enough and he was to go get them, then that's about to happen. So we're about to have a 19-year-old on the stage by the name of Dusty Lester. I actually don't remember 19, and I'm not kidding. I guess I was a sophomore or a junior in college. What were you doing? Just a lot of

karate. Where'd you go to college? American University. I love that answer. What were you doing at 19? A lot of karate Just a lot of karate. Where'd you go to college? American University. I love that answer. What were you doing at 19? A lot of karate, a lot of fucking. So you loved the answer you just gave? Yeah. You gave the answer, then you told us how much you loved it.

I'm talented. It just comes out. They gave you a good laugh on that, and now you're fucking them. And I hit them. But then I added to it. Yeah, then you fucking go like, let me tell you how great I am. No, because I added to the joke. That's why they hold back, because they can feel that energy.

Here he is. He's 19. Dusty Lester. Dusty, you've got a minute. How we doing, folks? All right. I want to tell you all about the first time I got started in the comedy. Me and my girlfriend went down to this club in Atlanta, and I got inside.

I got on stage. I got about three or four words out of my mouth, and this big old black lady stands up in the background, and she's like, you ain't funny. You need to kill yourself. It embarrassed the daylights out of my mouth, and this big old black lady stands up in the background, and she's like, you ain't funny. You need to kill yourself. It embarrassed the daylights out of me. I put the mic in the stand. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we left. And on the ride home, I was telling my girlfriend,

honey, if you ever embarrass me like that again. Good joke. Good joke. But, you know, my girlfriend gets mad at me, but I've done her a solid. I feel like I've done her a. But you know, my girlfriend gets mad at me, but I've done her a solid. I feel like I've done her a solid, you know, because my girlfriend used to tell me after really great sex,

she'd always crave a cigarette. And I can honestly say after six months of dating, my girlfriend quit smoking. But anyway, my girlfriend got mad at me the other day because I got mad at her because she called my little cousin fat You ain't supposed to do that Tell a little kid that they're fat

Unless it's my girlfriend's little brother Because I hate that dumb bastard The other day I was like, young man, what do you want to do when you grow up? Is that my time? That's your time That's just a regular thing That's the bear Well done, Justin Dustin, stay here That's just a regular thing. Those things just happen.

Well done, Justin. Yeah, Dustin. Dustin, stay here. Where are you going? You get to stay here because you're on stage. You're 19, huh? What's that accent? Where are you from? I'm from Tennessee. I love a drink.

19. You look every bit of 28. You know that, right? That's great, man. I'm just kidding. It's a lighting. Very great stage presence, man. 19 you look every bit of 28 you know that right that's great man I'm just kidding I'm just kidding it's so comfortable it's a lighting it's a lighting very great stage presence yeah how long

you been doing stand up I've been doing it for about a year and a half wow I just won Uncle Cloud's comedy contest at Burbank

I knew I knew you from somewhere go ahead just keep writing man you're funny well I appreciate it hey Dustin did you

is it the same girlfriend in every joke yeah she's black no that's what I mean yeah you should just say that on like the second

maybe the third joke be like you know my girlfriend she's black from the first you might remember from the comedy club the one who heckled me

every once in a while sprinkling little details about her. Little details about her. She's got big titties. There you go. But save that for the fifth one to joke about her. I don't know if you guessed it, but she's got big titties, my girlfriend. You said she's got big titties like you're making her up in your head as you go along.

Yeah, she's got big titties too. She does. Is this a real girlfriend? Yeah, I swear it's real. And they're real. Where does she live? She lives in Tennessee. Is she older than you? She's 18. She's finishing up school.

Wow. I was about to be creeped out and then I remembered you're 19. Like, oh my god, 18. I got horny. And she sounds like a lady you know what I mean the voice in the comedy club sounded like she was

I was picturing like a 45 year old like legal secretary but she's just an 18 year old black girl with big old titties big old titties man y'all never seen y'all should come to Tennessee you want some titties has y'all. Big old titties, man. Y'all never seen. Y'all should come to Tennessee. You want some titties.

Has she seen you do stand-up? No. How long have you been dating her? Does she know about it? That sounds like you're a TV setter. She don't know that I talk about her. She knows now. This is a podcast.

You're about to get blackmailed. No, they don't have... Blackmailed. I'm sorry to say they don't have podcasts yet in Tennessee that'll bring out the sister in her if she finds out I like it that's a set up for a joke if I've ever heard one

how many you get to do a lot of stage time in Tennessee what's it like out there there's like bars you can do six days out of the week and then there's There's bars you can do six days out of the week and then there's a comedy club you can do every Thursday. You went to Nashville? Knoxville.

Side Splitters. How long have you been in LA? About two and a half months. Are you staying here? You live here now? Yeah, I live on Melrose. Does your girlfriend know you're out here? I don't need your exact address or anything.

I've done side splitters. That's Bobby Jules Club, right? Yeah. You know my friend Road Dogg Brian Callen, right? How's Bobby Jules? Tell Bobby Jules I say hello. I had a good time in Knoxville, man. There's a doorman named Ralph, isn't there?

Send Ralph my regards. Tell Ralph I say hey. That place is pretty wild. They had some wild times there. I'll tell you after. I can't talk about it on the air. A lot of dicks. I'm what they call a stud.

Talk to him afterwards. In the comedy world, I'm what's known as a stud. A road stud, do you understand? How many times a week are you going up? Probably about four or five. That's great, man. And your girlfriend, this real person that exists, who lives under your tongue,

has no desire to come see you do your live performance. Well, she's still finishing up school. It ain't like she could... High school. Does she go to school? Oh, my God, she was. She said yes. Is school in Europe?

Just fucking go to... It's not like it's around the clock. Like, gosh, she's finishing up school. That's 24 hours a day. She can't get into clubs, though. She's 18. Have her... Give her my number.

310. What is she doing? What does she want to do? I mean, after she graduates high school, what does she want to do? Is she going to come out here? You making it work? You talking to her?

She likes to do paintings and stuff. Really? That's Tennessee for she's an artist. She actually likes to hunt, too. She actually likes to hunt, too. Really? Artistic hunter. A black girl that likes to hunt, man.

Only in Tennessee you can hunt. What could possibly go wrong? Go ahead. Holy shit. And by argue, you mean tagging, right? Is she thinking about moving out here? Red Band, come on. January, she's supposed to fly away. January, is that her name?

What? Nothing on a good black girl joke? Come on, people. January, nothing? Do you think you're going to get a side bitch? What? Nothing on a good black girl joke? Come on, people. January. Nothing. Do you think you're going to get a side bitch when she... January is a long time away. Side bitch?

Side piece? Side chick? So many options, you creep. Are you pretty loyal to her? You're going to get a side unit? Side cunt? You're going to get some side cunt, you think? No side cunt.

She might get some side dick because she's black and black people obviously have advantage. Come on. Why are you guys doing this to me? Putting me in a tough spot. Wait, wait. What was that thing you just said at the end about black people? Hold on a second. I wanted to hear the rest of that.

She's getting some side dick because you know black people. I hope she's not getting no side dick. No, no, no. That's not what I asked. She's in Tennessee, so. What did you say a second ago when you said she's probably getting side side dick. No, no, no. That's not what I asked. She's in Tennessee, so. What did you say a second ago when you said she's probably getting side dick? You know those black people

have an advantage on... In other words, black... Oh, black guys have penis. Oh, yeah. Gotcha. One of their many advantages, black people have. Right.

So I'm sure those two black guys in Knoxville, Tennessee are really making their move right now since you're out here. That makes me feel better because there's not a whole lot of black people in Tennessee. Dusty Lester, is that your real name? You know we like you, right? I hope so.

You did a good job. I had a lot of fun here. I want you to have the energy of being liked. Woo! Yeah! That's more like it. Let's go kill a deer, boy!

All right. It's Tennessee. You had us at Wahoo. Dusty Lester. And that's your real name. That sounds like what I would name a character that i wrote that's from knoxville tennessee yeah you're absolutely right dusty lester dusty lester

or it sounds like a like i had bad nicknames growing up in school like you know when i was you know walking like down the hallway they'd be like hey look it's dusty lester mexican molester nickname was so bad i'm i was a virgin till i Dusty Lester sounds like an alias. You know what I mean? Like John Walsh. It's like, we're looking for John Stevenson, a.k.a. Dusty Lester. Yeah, yeah. Dusty Lester. He goes by many names. Dusty Lester.

Lester. Lesty Duster. Lusty Duster. So, Dusty You been having fun Doing stand up in LA You getting a lot of spots

Out here Yeah man It's definitely It's going good What's the most time You've ever done Like probably 12 minutes

Did you mention Is every joke About your girlfriend No but a lot of them is Well just keep doing it man Keep writing Great job Dusty Please come back

I saw you at the Laugh Factory like two nights ago with Dane Cook and they printed my ticket off as Dusty Wester. That's a fucking crazy story, bro. Yeah. Shitty.

Good job, Dusty. Dusty, we like you, bro. You don't have a Twitter? You don't have a Twitter? I got a Facebook. As a comic, you really should get a Twitter. I love that you put your email on here. Since You don't have a Twitter? I got a Facebook. As a comic, you really should get a Twitter. I love that you put your email on here.

Since you don't have a Twitter on the Twitter line, he has his actual email, but I'm not going to put that out. But if you would like to follow him on Facebook, I'm pretty sure he's the only Dusty Lester on there. Thank you so much, Dusty. Have a good time. See you, buddy. Dusty, we like you, man. Fuck yeah.

That's the kind of fun stuff that happens, a 19-year-old to get things started. Good stuff. I feel like he should have a hobo's stick with a bindle on the end of it. Just like, I'm going to hit the road, y'all. Fuck yeah. That's so fun.

So fun. Well, let's keep this fun train moving along. Dusty, good old man. How do you follow? this fun train moving along Dusty good old man How do you follow What in the name of Dusty Lester's going on here Dust Okay your next comedian goes by the name of Rob Sweet Dusty Lester

Rob Lewis everybody Rob Lewis Yes Come on down Rob Lewis Oh shit Damn that's a lot of them You know what that means everybody. Rob Lewis! Come on down, Rob Lewis! Oh, shit! Damn, that's a lot of them. You know what that means. Rob Lewis, you just got blacklisted. Oh, God, it got worse.

Oh, Rob Lewis, you missed a big break. Gotta try something different if it happens twice. I know people in show business. I'll get you in the pictures. Okay, put your hands together for your next comedian, Jeremy Lopez. Gotta try something different if it happens twice. I know people in show business. I'll get you in the pictures. Okay. Put your hands together for your next comedian, Jeremy Lopez. Yeah. Here he comes.

I see him. He's coming out. He's got a full head of steam. I like it. Jeremy Lopez, ladies and gentlemen. I like it. Yeah. I like what I'm seeing.

So, guys, how's everybody doing? Just recently got through a breakup. Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. I opened my apartment door, and I see this guy, you know, in his boxers sitting on my couch. My initial reaction was like, who the fuck is this guy, you know? My girlfriend, she was in the kitchen. She came around the corner, you know? She was like, oh, this?

This is my cousin Pablo. This is my cousin Pablo. I was like, oh, this is your cousin Pablo? This motherfucker's Asian I got this 8 ball right here It's pretty cool In English class I was never good at like school English was my worst subject.

You know how you have a word and it has two different meanings? Like this is an eight ball. This is also an eight ball. Oh, shit. The fuck? When I was younger, I wanted to marry a black chick. Because I thought when you marry a... All right, then.

I'm done. Yeah. Yes. Holy shit. All right. Is that a real blow? Put it on my iPhone. Were you just here on regular business

and you were like, oh, there's a note? Well, let me tell you this. At first I saw the actual 8-Ball, and then I saw you put it in your pocket, and at that moment I'm like, this guy's either the laziest prop comic or the world's worst magician. He will only use props that he can carry with him.

He's like a... All right, fuck you guys. I didn't even explore the premise. I fuck it. Go ahead. Sorry. So I love that you made the connection between 8-Ball and 8-Ball, and then you said what?

What came first? Did you buy the 8-Ball? Did you see it for sale, like a little tiny 8-Ball? And you're like, well, if I get that, then I could put baking soda in a plastic baggie, I could do an eight ball eight ball joke how many how many nights have you had to carry each of those in your pockets working that out seven days have the cops taking an interest in your act today not yet how long you been doing stand-up?

About a year. Cool. Do you always put the hood up? Yeah, always. What do you think it does? Protects you a little bit. It's like a mask. Yeah.

It's like a mask. You still get nervous when you get up here? Yeah, always. Yeah. I remember doing stand-up the first time. The first year would ruin my day when I knew i had to do stand-up really first two years yeah and then you think you got it and then i went and did some show and i thought i had it because i had a great set by accident and i go do this show at like the boston comedy club in new

york and i get up that that that just crickets crickets and i remember just sitting in a cab going home just realizing this is a tough gig. This is the worst. Yeah, and you're talking to, like, arguably the greatest of all time. So it's just weird that I've come this far. I don't mean to make it about me, but, I mean, it's kind of exciting that I actually do this.

I mean, things are better when they're about you. Right. But you should take my workshop. It's $20,000, but it's for for for three weeks and no um just just uh it's funny stand-up is one of those things you can't fake it just takes a long how long how many how much time do you have how many jokes do you got not that many like five about like seven chris rocks is a friend of mine i'm gonna give him a call for you right now the first joke you had you had a lot of build-up,

and then you got to the joke, and it seems like a good idea maybe is to expand it a little bit more. Like maybe say, hey, he's Asian, but it's also your cousin. You can say something like, did you sleep with your cousin? You can say what happens.

Did you confront the guy? It's a made-up story. Yeah, I know it's a made-up story. You have a good point, Brad, because one of the things I always tell comics, like younger comics, is it's really important not to treat your set like it's a noun.

So in other words, like, oh, I got this bit, and that's how it's going to stay. I think you should always treat it like it's a verb. Always look at it as constantly changing, and always keep, just keep coming back to it, and never be satisfied,

and keep expanding. Like, just follow that thread. So a lot of times the first joke is just a gateway to a whole world. So that's a mindset. Get into that sort of growth mindset, that idea that you're starting with an idea and let that idea, it's like a plant. Plant that seed and just keep watering it. You see love as a verb as well, right?

I sure do, buddy. I sure do. So true, but I got to say, Red Band even found something really, really interesting out of that. And that's that I think it's on top of, you got that funny line, right? About, you know, he's Asian, whatever. But it's actually the funniest thing now that I've heard him mention it is that her way out of it, her lie was that she was fucking her cousin. Right. There's a lot to be dealt with there. That was her way out.

And who is she? What does she look like? What does he look like? Why are you dating her? You can just keep going. Get personal with it. It takes a long time but I think a good way to start writing is ask yourself some really personal questions. What are you ashamed of? What are you afraid of? Who would you rather be? Have you seen your act? Go ahead.

Exactly. That's where you want to reach to. It's all dancing and animals. Well, that's my pop album but I also have a very artistic the stuff I do in Europe you haven't seen in the underground. I do a lot of underground

comedy. You ask yourself what are you ashamed of and you're like my act. I'm ashamed of my act. That's true. That is true. That's true. Damn it. I keep reassessing also also like in seven years or so you're gonna look back at your material and you're gonna laugh at yourself for the eight ball thing like i can't believe i used to fucking carry around an eight ball oh you know one of the best story of uh dennis miller like the fucking comedian like the political comedian, whatever. A buddy of mine used to work with him when he first started

and his closer was he would put a box of Ritz crackers on his head and sing Putin on the Ritz. Oh my God. God damn it. Dennis Miller. And then when you see a guy like that, you think to yourself,

no matter how much time, he's doomed forever and then he turns into a good comic. It takes a long time. I used to do a bit about being a turtle. I can't even do it for you. I'm too embarrassed. I mean, literally, I would go, imagine being a turtle where you're like inside, you're outside, and you're like, oh, I want to go inside.

And you know what? It's sunny out. I think I'll go outside. And then I'd walk, and i'd be like ah oh no dog and i'd come back in actually actually it's pretty funny right yeah actually holy shit that's not one of my first i'm fucking talented man you're like i'm sorry to offstage everybody yeah sorry that is actually funny sorry maybe it don't know It's cute It's cute

I was cute And you got to that By asking yourself What are you ashamed of No I don't know Now my new stuff Did you use the method Bro you gotta see my new stuff

You gotta see my new stuff Jeremy You used the cow method When I cut heads off In slow motion On my special It was Anyway

When you tied a cow up That bit I almost spit my beer out Yes Jeremy It was special. It was... Anyway. When you tied a cow up? That bit? I almost spit my beer out. Yes. Jeremy, you... Have you always... Are you from LA?

Yeah. What part? West side. What's the west side? What part? Woodland Hills. Yeah. Really?

The valley? And you call it the west side? West side. Because it sounds cool. What got you to do stand-up? Was it just being funny around your friends yeah i'm kind of a funny guy yeah good who are your heroes besides me you know anthony booblets who anthony booblets hey man really he's my hero wow fuck yeah that's somebody's favorite joke of all time. Well, Jeremy,

you are, without a doubt, one of the funniest Lopez's we've ever had on the show. I thank you so much. He's on Twitter, at SLOPEZ. At SLOPEZ. S-L-O-W-P-E-Z. I like that, SLOPEZ. So, you sort of answered this, but let me ask this question that I always ask first-time

guests when they're on. What's something that you did when you first started out that you can't believe that you did? Something maybe you said or you did. I've had a lot of crazy answers from a lot of great comics. Well, I wore a wig. Like that Ritz thing, for example. Yeah.

I did. Did you really? I wore a wig. Tell us about it. example yeah i did you really i wore a wig tell us about i just remembered that you'd go out in the wig or i would go out and my mother had a wig we have the same coloring my mother and i and uh i would wear her wig which was not really but you couldn't really you couldn't prove it was a wig because it was a short so it looked like i had just really awesome bushy hair and i would it, and I remember a comedian who was older named Sarge. And people bought it

because of the coloring. They did. It looked like it was my real hair, and I would go out there with the wig on, and for no reason. But it was a little bit like the way he wears a hood.

I was kind of hiding and playing a character, and I was cutting together. Was it long? Like how far down? It was about, I had the video. Did it look like a man's hair

or a woman's hair? My mother had always kept her hair short and so it was kind of puffy and, you know, like a Sandy Duncan kind of thing going, I don't know,

I'm dating myself, but it was a fluffy wig. It wasn't long at all. It came down to about here and so you couldn't tell if I just had incredibly full female hair. And people would look at me.

And Sarge, who was a guy who'd been doing Santa for a long time. Oh, I remember Sarge. Right? And he said, he looked at me, and he watched my tape, and he goes, he just watched, and he goes, hey, Bri, you don't need the wig. And he was older, and I was like, oh, I was a little shamed. And I went, I don't? And he goes, nah, let it go.

You can let it go. I never would. Did he make you, give me the wig. Turn in the wig. Give me the wig. He goes, go put the wig on. Come over here. Move.

I want you to move around me a little bit. I got some butter. So he made you retire the wig. I retired the wig. What happened to Sarge? He, I think he's still doing standup. I don't know. I think he got married. I don't know. I think he got married.

I don't know. How about you, Neil? I don't have a specific awful story. I never wore a wig or anything. Anything terribly embarrassing? I wrote for Singled Out. Does that count? Whoa! That's pretty embarrassing.

The original. The season one. Chris Hardwood. And Jenny McCarthy. The original. The original. The season one. Chris Hardwood. Chris Hardwood and Jenny McCarthy. Holy shit. There you go. Wow. So that's something.

That's crazy. What was your favorite skit on the Chappelle show? That's a great question. Why was the blind KKK member? Yeah, the ones you'd think. That one, Merck James, the famous ones. Was there something that you wanted to do, but you couldn't get it through? No, there was never.

We didn't have enough. No, there was nothing that we were like, we were sitting on so many sketches. We had to do like 70 sketches, so it was just like anything we had that was like a quarter of an idea. Well, my favorite thing, without a doubt, and it's one of my favorite things in comedy,

is the third disc of the DVDs, which I just remember having that season of DVDs, which I mean, I just remember having that season of DVDs, so I say it that way, but the deleted scenes of season two, the whole way through, is about I think it's like 40, 45 minutes. No, it's way longer than that. Of the most unbelievably hilarious stuff. And if you've

seen the sketches, you're just going to laugh for however long it is. Probably about an hour. I'm glad no one's ever told me they like it. I always tell everybody, it's an absolute must-see. The deleted scenes from season two of the Chappelle show. And Charlie Murphy tells a story about beating up a guy in a wheelchair. Yeah, yeah. The first sketch I ever did on MADtv,

this is my introduction to film. I was just in L.A. The first thing we did was called Schindler's Lost, written by Jews. It was all written by Jews which is rare and I remember going I played Schindler and I was lost

and couldn't find directions to get the Jews to save I'm not kidding, to save the Jews from being put on the trains and I was a major in, I was a history major, and my area of focus was Nazi Germany. And I remember going, I don't know if you guys know how bad the Holocaust, I know you might be Jewish, but you're from LA.

I literally remember shooting the scene and going, this is, this is crazy. Like, there's no way. And I'm yelling at you again, we're on the moon, practically, and I'm doing this fucking bad Liam Neeson impersonation. And Steven Spielberg, so this is what we were told. Steven Spielberg heard that we were making fun of the movie and said he'd do everything he could to shut us down if we aired it. And that thing stayed in the can.

And it's somewhere in Fox. Whoa. We never aired it. Schindindler's lost i was like yeah guess what i can understand how that would be a little and you don't think it had anything to do with you being in that spielberg maybe i don't know maybe not i don't know who knows but how about that interesting yeah nobody's a little too far did you ever get to watch the edit of that i never saw the edit of it. But it doesn't matter. Everything I do is so grounded.

Let's get back to the comedians. Let's do it. Great stories, guys. I can't believe you wrote on Singled Out. That's amazing. Thank you very much. Put your hands together for Brian Kelly. Yeah, Brian Kelly.

Brian Kelly. Brian Kelly, everybody. Here he is. Hey, y'all I have a girlfriend We just celebrated 24 month anniversary It sounds Longer when you say I'd rather say 24 months Than 2 years

If I gave you the days If I calculated the days for you I think I'd rather say 24 months than two years. If I gave you the days, if I calculated the days for you, I think I just might retire because that number just sounds way too comforting. Celebrated is also a strong word because I pretty much just arrived and she demanded that I put a down payment on some sushi, a bottle of vodka, and a box of Kleenex, because there is obviously some crying going on. I get annoyed at my girlfriend all the time. One reason is because she never knows where she parked the car.

And yesterday, we were walking around a mall for what seemed like hours, and she says, I don't know where you fucking park the car. I don't have a car myself. I have too many DUIs. I'm not even thinking about parking it.

So she said, well, I have an idea. I'll just set off the emergency car alarm. And I said, that's a great idea. Have you done this before? She's like, I do it every day. Brian, do not fight the bear.

Get away from the bear, Brian. Okay. Brian, you buried the lead in your whole act. The fucking craziest part is you have a lot of DUIs. Yeah. But you're talking about all this other shit, and meanwhile I want to hear about your DUIs. Just two.

That's a lot, right? Two too many. The third one you go to jail, right? Yeah, the third one you go to the... And I got my first one in Arizona, and I didn't want to go to Tent City, so that scared the shit out of me. Oh, shit.

Did you change your habits or anything? I just don't drive but I drink like a motherfucker I drink a lot right Uber is your so if you started

the whole thing with literally went I don't drive cause I drink like a motherfucker you know you could start your set that way get to the gist of it

you don't have to give us all the details yeah it's not like when you're talking to a no offense but a girl and she's like you'll never believe

this story and she tells this long story and you're like oh my god you to a, no offense, but a girl, and she's like, you'll never believe this story. And she tells this long story, and you're like, oh, my God, you're a girl. I don't give a fuck about the Winslow sill, and there was a bird. I don't care. Get to the point, because I'd rather do anything else but talk to you. You ever have that happen all the time? You've got to get to the meat of the subject. Just think that you're talking to a guy.

Get to the bottom line. You've got to keep whittling away until you get to the actual gist of what you're saying. So if you drink a lot, talk about that. Talk about being irresponsible and you know. Yeah. It's hard to organize thoughts when you're drunk. You know what I mean? Yeah. Or you could just drink and not do stand-up.

Whatever the case, it's up to you. For example, in the first 30 seconds, you talked about 24 months and it's different than saying two years or whatever. Your perspective on that was never really clear. Math jokes are really hard to do. That's kind of like a math joke. Were you trying to compare what sounds worst,

like 24 months? Right. This is a crowd that laughed at a guy pulling an 8-ball and a package of baking soda in his pocket ten minutes ago. You start talking math, you're going to confuse everybody. Guys, he's shitting on you now. He's shitting on you. Tony's shitting on you as a crowd.

But if you drink and you're not willing to give it up, there's something funny there about how you're willing to put up with whatever it takes to not give up your drinking. I don't know. I don't want to... I'm not that big of a drunk. Oh, you're not? No. How long it takes to not give up your drinking. I don't know. I don't want to.

I'm not that big of a drunk. Oh, you're not? No. How long have you been doing stand-up? Three years. Where are you from? I started in Chicago, but I'm from Phoenix. How long have you lived in L.A.? I'm here for like another day or two.

And then you go back to it. I've been here for three weeks. Then you go back to Arizona. I go to Chicago. You live in Chicago. I live in Chicago right now. But you're from Arizona. That's right.

Okay. How long have you been in L.A.? Just a few weeks. What did you get to see or do here that was fun? I've just stayed along the strip. What are you going to say about L.A. in Chicago? I love it here. No, walk us through exactly what you're going to say.

I saw you guys on Wednesday at Death Squad. I've seen a lot of shows. I've just been hanging around the store a lot. This is your second time on Kill Tony, right? Yeah, I was here last week. Yeah, that's cool. We got up twice. What did you talk about last week?

We talked about nail biting. That's right. Let me see your nails right now. Let me see your nails. They're fucking atrocious. He's not going to stop biting his nails. Why do you bite your nails? Are you just nervous about the world or what?

Yeah, pretty much. Are you? Yeah. So why don't you talk about that? What are you afraid of? He talked about it last week for a minute. It didn't work. But what are you afraid of?

Like why do you bite your nails? Talk about being a grown man. Still trying to find something that works. Jesus, Tony. Huh? Still trying to find something that works in a minute up here. Yeah, a minute's a bitch. No, yeah, of course. I couldn't do it. And I'm just b to find something that works. Jesus, Tony. I'm still trying to find something that works in a minute up here. Yeah, a minute's a bitch. I couldn't do it.

And I'm just busting your balls. You're doing a great job. But stuff like that math joke when you don't hear any response from that, you got to try to figure out what's going on there and what you're trying to say. Or go do more numbers. Put more numbers on there. Just crunch them. I think people would want to know.

365 days in a year times two What's that Brian? Too many Asian girl, do you know the answer to that? No, I'm kidding Alright guys 730 Oh, very good

Big brain on Brad Nerd patriot coming through Using his robotics So Brian Are you looking forward to going back to Chicago? nerd patriot coming through using his robotics. So, Brian. Are you looking forward to going back to Chicago? This girlfriend of yours, is it true that she's black, 18,

and lives in Knoxville? How long have you been dating this girl? Two years. How's it going? It's great. She lives in Chicago. No, she lives here. That's why I'm visiting.

Oh, you scratched your nose when you said that. What does that mean? Definitely. Fuck yeah. Cocaine. Just smelling your finger or something? I'm just smelling my fingers. Jesus.

Like, yeah, maybe write about the thoughts you have when you're in Chicago and she's in sunny California. You make it sound like she's fucking somebody. Sorry, man. I just like to get real low with my voice sometimes. So your girlfriend lives here, so she's going to be staying here, right? She's here, yeah. Are you concerned at all that Dusty Lester's

still going to be here with his girlfriend in Knoxville, your girlfriend out here? I know. It's these young bucks out here in L.A. I'm an old-timer compared to him. You need to move out here? Yeah, I think so. How old are you? 30. No, I'm literally thinking of Dusty. I'm thinking

of other names for Dusty Lester. You guys ready for one? You know what made me laugh? Rusty Dumpster. Just made me laugh in my own head. Brian Kelly's a very Irish name. Is that right? That's right.

You have two DUIs. That's right. Do you think that your ancestors would be proud of you? Keeping up that tradition? I, you know, they probably didn't live as long. You probably come from a long line of Irish people saying, fuck it, I can drive. Sure.

Yeah. All right. Well, Brian, you have the excitement energy of a stool. The stool is actually bumping you off the stage right now. Cool. No, I love your style, Brian. Have fun in Chicago. Come back and see us again.

Yeah, I'll see you. Bye-bye. Brian Kelly, he's snazzybkels on Twitter. SnazzyBKells on Twitter. SnazzyBKells. All these people are in relationships. Isn't that crazy? Everybody's got a girlfriend. Everybody's talking about couples.

It's insanity. It's nuts. When I was just a few years into stand-up, I was single as fuck. Making terrible decisions. It's crazy. Oh, I know this guy. He actually I believe he debuted

his stand-up completely here. I think he came here to start three weeks ago and I think he's been on all three weeks since. Put your hands together for Chandler Raper. Yeah. Yep. What's up?

Thank y'all. You got any parents out here tonight? Yeah, a few. I'm not the only fuck up here. I got a kid. I love it. It's a daughter.

She's three. I woke up the other morning and she was laying in bed next to me right against my side and every time I moved she would find her way back to me without opening her eyes.

It was the sweetest thing. And as I lay there listening to the birds chirp, watching the sunrise, I couldn't help but think, do I really need to wash her piss off both of us right now? Or can it wait a little while? I can't be mad at her. She's only three. I wet the bed till I was 12. The worst part about wetting a bed when you're older

is doing it when you stay at a friend's house. It's the only time you'll ever wake up covered in piss praying that it's someone else's. I wake up, flip the covers back, hoping it's him. He just got it on his thigh where he rolled into my puddle. Then I've got to hurry and beat him to school on Monday so I can tell everyone he tried to touch my dick or something. But it's not just pee with my daughter. When she was about a year old, she was walking around the house with her diaper off. Comes up, tries to hand me a fucking turd. I snapped. I went, ah! Hit her right in the chest.

She drops it right on the space bar. Now every email I send looks like a giant hashtag. All right, let's finish it. Every email you have says what? I said, now every email I send looks like one giant hashtag. Because she dropped it on the space bar. Space board? Space bar?

Surfboard? Surfboard? Surfboard? Cock? Space bar. She dropped the turd on the space bar. Of the computer. Right.

Okay. And everything looks like... Yeah, it's part of a longer thing, and I knew I was approaching the minute. When you said space bar, I thought it was some kind of candy bar that I had. Yeah, I left out the part that I was on the computer. Gotcha. Yeah. That's part of a longer thing.

So he said space bar, and you thought, oh, that's a type of candy. I literally did think that. The way his accent, I'm like, oh, that's some kind of candy bar. That must be a southern candy, a southern delicacy. He didn't mention computer at all. Space bar. He said that people landed on the candy bar. That must be a southern candy, a southern delicacy. He didn't mention computer at all. Space bar. He said that people ain't in on the space bar. You didn't want to make a typewriter? I don't know if Chandler is a typewriter.

Are you a typewriter guy, Chandler? No, I'm not. Laptop. Space bar. It's candy. Have you guys peed yourself lately? I mean, it's like, no, look, dude, you got a minute. I have. When was the last time you did? I get paid. This older, wealthy older wealthy gentleman pays to pee in your own pants yeah it's a whole weird thing i gotta scrub his floors and it doesn't matter i gotta

wear that mask but listen um you got a minute bro got a fucking minute why are you telling me these long stories about your just talk about my daughter pissed on me you can start right there my daughter was sleeping i was three years old she pissed on me come on get joke, man. You're like literally like you're dragging it out. I keep hearing these guys. You have a fucking minute and you guys are telling me these long details and there's no joke. It's so true. Hurry up. A lot of people. He's taking a lot of other people out on you. But I mean, but I mean, you got a minute. But if they don't write jokes for a minute, then you want guys to just do one line. But it's so true. I mean, you got a minute. Yeah, but if they don't write jokes for a minute, then you want guys to just do one line. But it's so true.

I mean, even guys that do four or five minutes on The Tonight Show, they have a laugh in their first 30 seconds, almost guaranteed, hopefully. My daughter was sleeping next to me. She peed on me. She's three years old, and I was like, do I have to wait?

She was so cute. She was cuddling me. Do I have to wash the piss off of both of us? I mean, there's something there, and you just keep going. Well, normally that gets a laugh right out of it, and that usually hits right out of about 20 seconds. Did that throw you a little bit then?

It did, yeah. I've done it a few times last week, and it usually gets a laugh right out, wash the piss off of it. So you felt maybe you were rushed. And that's right in about like 20 seconds, something like that. Right. But, yeah, I was planning on it. I had a set plan for the room downstairs, but I didn't get on,

and I had friends show up, so I was just like, well, I'll sign up since they're here, and I just took a chunk of the... And you're from Alabama? Is the premise of the piss thing that normally you wouldn't... If someone pissed on...

Is it that if she just pissed by herself, you'd be like, fuck it, but since she got some on you, you're like, now I gotta clean us? Right, yeah. Well, that's what woke me up. Otherwise, I would still be asleep. You'd be like, maybe say that. If she pissed, I'd be fine with it, but

once she gets something on me, then it's a whole new game. Yeah. Or, you know, don't. There's something about that. Like, poo. No, but I mean, like your idea, there's something there, of course, but it's just, you know,

if you got a minute, it's hard. Now Chandler, you're from Alabama? Yeah. And you've been doing stand-up how long? This is my seventh time on stage. Oh, okay. Brand new. So yeah.

Oh, you did a good job then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did a good job. It's hard. It takes balls to get up on stage. Seventh time, you're like, you don't even know what the fuck is going on. You did a good job. Yeah. Thank you. Good balls to get up on stage. Seventh time, you're like, you don't even know what the fuck is going on. You did a good job.

Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Sorry I was mean to you. I wasn't mean. I wasn't mean to you either. Just remember that. Just remember what I'm saying.

Just edit. Just keep asking yourself. It's like ask yourself the next question. So I'm thinking about pee. There's got to be something about, why am I thinking about that? Where's the truth in there somewhere? It is true. The most common

mistake, and I think everybody's guilty of it when they're very first starting out, is there's this thought that you have to set it up to be able to knock it down. But the truth is you could just come in throwing punches and you're already throwing punches. The strongest offense

is fucking a strong offense. So you just have to go for it like right now you're the seventh time so just keep getting up on stage right you know but take that note and let it hit hard now that edit that shit down yeah you know i didn't i didn't really that didn't really hit me until i was like six months in and i remember i went down to a it was my first paid gig maybe four or five or six months in whatever but sam Tripoli took me down to La Jolla and he's like, dude, you're doing good, bro. But the setups are way too long, bro. You just trim that shit.

Fucking trim it. I remember him doing this with his fingers and it haunted me. You gotta trim the fucking fat. Gotta trim the fat. And it was so true. And then all of a sudden it's pa-pow, pa-pow, pa-pow. Nothing's stopping the crowd from laughing other than long setups usually.

Yeah, keep coming back to it, man. If it makes you laugh, if it surprises you, then it's good. But just be relentless about that. You've got to be an asshole to yourself. I have a daughter. She's three. She peed on me.

I got her back. Do the shit on her face. There you go. You can write a rap band show. You can turn it into a 100% rap band show. But you can have artistic license, you know? Maybe she threw it at you

because you told her to go to bed and she was like, ha-da, ha-da, whatever. I don't know. And then there's something to that. Both of those

are true stories. You dodged and it hit the bed and now you have to, you know, whatever. Now Chandler, you're from Alabama. Your name is Chandler Raper. You're from Alabama and you have a, you know, whatever. Now Chandler, you're from Alabama. Your name is Chandler Raper.

You're from Alabama and you have a black girlfriend, correct? You do. You actually do. Black and Filipino. Oh, good combo. Does anyone have a white girlfriend anymore? It's a good combo. Raise your hand if you've ever dated a white person.

Do you feel at all threatened that this new 19-year-old from Tennessee that also has a black girlfriend... How do you spell your last name? Why are we not talking about his last name? How do you spell your last name? Raper, like it sounds.

R-A-P-E-R. R-A-P-E-H-E-R? That's awful. No H. R-A-P-E-R. Rave with an R. Chandler Raper. Oh, I get it.

Raper. I'm Chandler Raper. I'm feeling kind of rapey. Do you not... Do you talk about that? That your last name is Raper. Oh, I get it. Raper. I'm Chandler Raper. I'm feeling kind of rapy. Do you talk about that? That your last name is Raper? If I get called up and it's like a joke is made about it before I get on stage. What do you say? You got to make that your opener, man.

Let's say it's a name, not a profession. Put your whistles away. Put your whistles away. Put your whistles away. Put your whistles away. I don't want to dwell on it too much. Well, you could just say that's how you were made. You're conceived and it's your last name.

That's hilarious. It's funny. Chandler. Fuck yeah. So what's next? You live out here now, huh? Yeah, I do. You've been doing spots.

Yeah, last week I did four spots. Because at first you were just doing Kill Tony. You did two Kill Tonys in a row and you haven't been on stage since one week and we told you, get on stage. So you've been on stage, what, four times since then? It's working. Yeah, I went up three Wednesdays and then once Friday.

I love it. Chandler, keep hustling, man. Great job. Good job, buddy. Good job, Chandler. Alabama, Tennessee. Be relentless. Jeremy Lopez from LA. Blatantly. There's no other Jeremy Lopez's

other than in Los Angeles, by the way. It's 926. You can tell our guests are having a blast, everybody. No, I was just checking. I don't want the fun to end. For you hundreds of thousands of podcast listeners, it was exactly what you thought it was.

Put your hands together for your next comedian. It's Chris M. Segarra. Yeah. My name is Chris. Come on, Chris. Hey, how you guys doing? How do you like my outfit? I was going for, uh, if Frodo lost his job and became a magician.

It's all right, I just came up with that one, don't feel bad. You're supposed to laugh. I have a reading disability. I was actually born full Puerto Rican. If you guys don't have those out here, they're just Armenians. And bedbugs. Puerto Rican. If you guys don't have those out here, they're just Armenians. And bedbugs.

I like how everybody got crabs in LA, and you decide to call it bedbugs. And call them exterminators. I just call them my mom. Right now, I'm lying. I don't call my mom. I'm Puerto Rican. I don't know where she is. Right now, I'm looking for

anybody with a sci-fi fetish I don't actually have one I just like to get kinky sometimes and I have a hard time role playing as anybody that's not Chewbacca or Bigfoot yeah that one's gonna fall like that

I like Tinder it connects me with people that went to college And aren't ashamed Of trading blowjobs For weed Fuck yeah My favorite thing About you Chris

Is how you Silently laugh At the end of all Of your jokes It's like It's like Adorable Come on

Please At least you went through it At least you committed I tried man It was good Just commit you slowed down that takes balls first time on stage

first time on stage and I decided to wear flip flops why are you wearing flip flops that's a classic because I can't afford socks nice job bro first time I'm not going to call you Brian like your mom Ford Sox, Red Band. Nice job, bro. Damn, he called you by your stage name.

My stage name. I'm not going to call you Brian like your mom. Whoa. He just called out your first name. How old are you? 22. In July, I just turned 22. Good job, bro.

First time on stage. Cool, thanks, man. I admire your eyebrows. Fucker. Thank you. I spent five hours right before the podcast just picking at him. Do you really Thank you. I spent five hours right before the podcast just picking at them.

Do you really? No, I spent a lot of time. You got a big family? What? You got a big family? Kind of. Not as big as my eyebrows. Youngest of the family?

Middle child. Middle child. So this is your first time on stage. Is stand-up something you've always wanted to do? Is this a new thing? Yeah.

You're going for it? What's the deal? Where are you from? I moved out here from Jersey. How long ago? In May. In May. Yeah. Gotcha going for it? What's the deal? Where are you from? I moved out here from Jersey. How long ago? In May. In May. Yeah.

Gotcha. What are you doing out here? Trying to find a job and fucking feed myself. Right. Yeah. But no, I wanted to do stand-up. I was always kind of a little bitch to get on stage. Right.

And I was like fucking... Until tonight. Until tonight. No, I signed up a bunch of times, but... How did you like it? What you thought it would be like? It's exactly what I thought it was going to be. And I ate as many dicks as I thought I would.

And it actually felt good. And I'm not afraid anymore, so I'll be back. That's good. Yeah, good. Good job. It was good. Good job. Well, I'll tell you.

I don't know. Maybe it's just, you know, sometimes there's always that thing where it's like, I don't know whether I've heard it before or whatever. But I'll tell you this. One thing that stood out to me was I liked that I have a reading disability. I'm Puerto Rican. I don't know if it's like hacky. I don't know if I've heard that before.

But it's a great problem to have is when you don't know whether it's hacky or brilliant. But it made me laugh. Cool. But you stepped on your own funny stuff. You just kept going. People didn't even realize it was a punchline. But it was very funny. Actually, I didn't think I was going to have enough material for the full minute.

Right. And I ended up not even going through most of the shit I wrote down. No matter how long you ever have. And this goes for everybody. You should always perform at the same speed that you would perform if it was 10 minutes or 20 minutes you just you know you can't just go faster and get through it but uh one thing i would definitely do is i would just now that you've done it listen to yourself while you're on stage and think of what it would be like as an audience member to be hearing you you know it's gonna be tough watching this shit

later though yeah but it's gonna be fun though it's gonna be great so i figure if i just get on stage like every single fucking night if i can that's what i'm saying i'm not saying listen to the podcast i'm saying listen to yourself while you're performing on stage oh you mean like while like while i'm doing like in the middle of it just kind of slow down the pace a bit yeah and right and right that's blatantly what i'm saying chris. I mean, I couldn't make it more obvious. I don't know what exactly I have to do. So you're saying I should take my time? Yes.

Just have it like a normal conversation. Yeah, no, I know. I got you. Why the middle initial? Chris M. Segarra. To distinguish me from the other ones? Segarra. No, it's because I have a...

It's just a stupid thing. Should I drop the M? I don't know. I'm just curious as to why you like it. I'd definitely say drop the M. Yeah? No, I know it either way. No, I just said it's from Michael.

It's just Chris from Michael Cigar. Yeah, serial killers only use their middle initial. Yeah, but you know what? You got up today. It takes a lot of guts. People talk about it, but they don't do it. It's hard to get up and try to be funny In front of a bunch of people It's very scary

I couldn't move my face The first time I couldn't move my face Was the wig Did the wig get in your mouth? Yeah Are you saying You couldn't move your face

The first time I was on stage? That's good No I had my face tight No you're right It's not easy But you did it So that's a big deal Good job

Cool man Keep writing. Thanks for having me. Have a good night, guys. Chris Segar, everybody. Wearing his father's favorite shirt. Keep practicing. That adorable silent laugh. Chris, grab that piece of paper that you put up there.

Don't worry, no one's going to steal these. There you go. Chris floating out some of that second grade first time humor. Chris Segar, these. Hi-oh. There you go. Chris floating out some of that second grade first time humor. Chris Segar, everybody. It's a good job. Another first time. That's right. How exciting.

Chandler Raper, the comedian before that, started here three weeks ago. Popping a lot of cherries. It's crazy. Tony, a lot of cherries. This reminds me of you and the 41-year-old virgin. Speaking of popping cherries. How about that movie, guys? Run out and get it.

I think it's still available on Redbox. You guys remember the 41-year-old virgin. Speaking of popping cherries. How about that movie, guys? Run out and get it. I think it's still available on Redbox. You guys remember the 41-year-old virgin, everybody? Oh, real depth of character there. You should have seen it. I played Steve Carell badly. That's when you know you're not that good of an actor. I watched it and I was like, well, I'm not even good at playing

another guy playing that character. And I really wasn't. It's amazing. It's amazing. Actually, go check out Brian and Mike Young's new movie. There you go, Mike Young. What's that called?

My Man is a Loser. Yeah. Where can people find that? iTunes. Find that on iTunes or Redbox now or, yeah,

I don't know. I feel like it's not really in Redbox. Are you going to kill yourself with that? Yeah, really? I just found out,

I was supposed to do this press thing for Redbox and I literally was like, I'm not going to do that, actually. I'm supposed to do this press thing for the Redbox. I was like, and I literally was like, I'm not going to do that, actually. I'm not going to promote that. But I'm very proud of Mike Young. He did a great job.

I love it. Awesome. I'm talented as shit. We're going to play my reel after this. It's so fucking great. It's 45 minutes long. Yeah, because there's so many different variations. I cry. I can cry. I can just let one tear fall down my cheek.

For those of you that don't know, Brian's reel is actually called by many the Kill Bill of reels. It had to be split up into two parts because it was so long. There was so much amazing stuff. Well, there's the whole slow motion shit I did. Running, chopping wood, fucking...

Half an hour of it is in slow motion. So we're looking forward to doing that next. Slow motion. There's one scene where Neil shaves me with a straight razor. It's fucking awesome. There's one part where he walks through. Then we fuck with our dicks. My favorite part of your reel is when you're walking through the produce section of that grocery store

taking one bite out of each fruit. Just eating all the fruit. Slow motion the whole time, by the way, guys. It's 9.34. Let's move on to the part of the show where we... You son of a bitch. Where we bring up our two regulars who have been doing a new minute

every single week since the show started. This is always fun. We get to watch them grow, do different stuff, and it's always a blast. Going up first tonight, she dropped out of college at the University of Florida after doing stand-up for the very first time on this show. She's been doing a brand new minute every single week since. Put your hands together for Kimberly Congdon, everybody. Kimberly!

Yeah! Yeah! Come on up. Come on up. Hello. Guys, I've decided to go green, which is really cool. And I've started carpooling because I want to reduce my carbon imprint on the earth. And I've also started recycling my men.

Because I want to reduce the penis imprint on my reputation. But it's hard to do that, because nobody ever wants to go back, you know? I feel like going back to an ex is like taking a shit after a shower. Oh, shit. It's like you spent all this time taking this bad shit off of you,

and then you feel dirty again. And then you have to shower again, and we're in a fucking drought. No one has enough water for that. I think if you go back to your next... There you go. That was good. Thank you.

Good job. Yeah. Another fun time. Well thought out jokes. It's a minute. And you worked at that. You worked hard on that. That was good.

Is that the wine shank collection that you're wearing? It is. No. But you were disciplined about it. You kind of reminded me of someone who actually... You came up here and I feel like you worked at that. You thought about it. You kind of reminded me of someone who actually, you came up here and I feel like you worked at that. You thought about it. You wrote jokes.

The rhythm and the joke and it's hard. I write jokes. Yeah, it's good. It's definitely a 2-2-2. Put in the work. 2-2-2. Bravo. It's definitely a solid new minute to throw into that stockpile of...

Hey, for the... Recycling? No, the carpool one. Carbon imprint? Yeah, maybe something like you want to... Basically, you're just going to get murdered, and that's how you're going to... That'll reduce your carbon footprint.

Well, no, the whole point of that is just to... The whole point of the joke is keeping the number of sexual partners low. I think a lot of girls do that. reduce your carbon footprint. Well, no. Well, the whole point of that is just to like, the whole point of the joke is keeping my, the number of sexual partners low. Good joke. I think a lot of girls do that. They have sex with the same guy because they don't want to add

new notches to their belt. Yeah. That, you should talk about that. Maybe. Right, exactly. That's funny. Exactly how you're explaining it now should be part of that

and you can stay right in the pocket on that. Yeah. Yeah. But that's a smart joke. Like, the minute I heard that joke I was like, it's not maybe not all there yet, but I swear to God, the minute I heard that I was like

she's smart. You're smart. You have potential. It's funny how you can hear just that and I go, oh, that's a really interesting kind of joke. That was a good joke. Brian, I think you're smart. Thank you. But you have a lot of potential. That's good. Neil, I think you're smart. Thank you. But you have a lot of potential. That's good.

Neil, I think you're smart. Thank you very much. Go on. Robot, I think you're smart. Thank you. Thank you. Anything you want to ask Neil or Brian? Can I open up for one of you guys?

Hey-o! I created a monster, everybody. Find me on Tinder, everybody. Welcome to show business. She wants to fuck. She's smart. She gets it. Come over to my place. We'll talk about it. I got a mint jewelry.

I'll take some pictures of you. We'll see what happens. Awesome stuff. Get your sauce up. Kimberly Congdon, there she goes. She's on Twitter at Kimberly Congdon, everybody. Well done, Kimberly. Every week, a brand new minute.

A lot of big comedians don't have that kind of work ethic, so it's important. That's a fucking hour a year. Anyway, your other regular, who also writes a new minute each week, is regular on this podcast, and of course, Dysentery.

We know her, we love her goofy sense of humor. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Sarah Weinshank. Yeah. What's up? Chicks with creative blogs freak me out. It's really bizarre. It's like their dad said, hey, you gotta get a job.

And they said, fuck it. I'm gonna get a blog. It's like, if you're so creative, why don't you create a real job? I was on a blog called Cupcakes and Cashmere. Looking for inspiration. And I came across something that said DIY credenza makeover. Do you know what a credenza is?

It's a fucking side table. There's a girl with a blog encouraging you to call a side table a credenza and spend all of your free fucking time refinishing it with your friends. Yes. Wow. Powerful.

Good job. Right in that typical Sarah Weinshank cadence. Weinshank is a great name. Right? Sarah Weinshank. Yep. Fucking,

that right there is just, that's astounding. I can just see the one hour. Weinshank. Yep. Gets shanky.

I don't know. Well, good thing you're not naming her first hour special. see the one hour wine shank gets shanky. I don't know. Good thing you're not naming her first hour special. Sarah Wine Shank. Getting shanky. Getting shanky. Guest starring Brian Callen for no reason. I like your outfit too.

Thank you. It's the wine shank collection. Thank you. Sarah, it's a fun new minute I actually knew what a credenza was you did? yeah because it's a name of a professional wrestler's finishing move that used to wrestle 10 years ago it was called the Moss Cover 3 Handled Family Credenza

it was an inverted perfect plex I don't even know I literally don't know the like i literally don't know what just the words that you said i know exactly and i was amazed when that was the name of this move like i remember the announcer being like oh my god he just got him in the moss cover three handle family gradunza and i was like whoa what and i looked up gradunza and I was amazed to find out that it was named after a dresser. You could tell he had some... Anyway.

Yeah, it's so... But what exactly is a side table? Well, okay. Credenza, if you look it up on Wikipedia, there's a few... It's very obscure. There's no matter-of-fact answer. It's like a buffet table. Or also a side table.

No one really knows. But people pretend that they do, I think. Right. Yeah, that's my credenza. It just sounds good. Where are you from? The Valley. What are other things?

She sure shut you down. Shut me right down. I'm going to sound like an acting teacher, but I'm getting to a point. I guess I'm just getting older. I hate when older especially dudes are in a position like this and then they ask like somebody who's out there doing their thing these stupid questions but you're very pretty okay and yet you probably are fighting that as a comedian a little bit is that is that fair to say

would you say do you think of yourself as... I don't want to put you on the spot. I mean, like... Give yourself a number. One to ten. I'm getting to a larger point, but I ask the question because... You don't have to answer the question. But I... I'll answer in my head. Okay. So you don't...

And so you're... I think that maybe there's some comedy in exploring the idea that you don't want to become a victim to your looks. Or maybe there's a liability there. So you kind of. Yeah. Does that make any sense? Am I in the area?

But I just don't want people to be like, oh, this bitch thinking she's pretty, pretending like she hates herself. You know what I mean? Okay. So that's what I was getting at. But so, why? Because, like, I'd rather talk about credenzas. That's very funny. Okay, but so there's something in that area, right?

Brian's got one more question. Will you marry him? Exactly. No, but I mean, it's just an interesting um it's i see that in you a little bit you know and and so you know explore that a little bit i think there's i like what's going on in the middle of all that you know i i don't it you know it's almost like you don't want to i think a lot of women who a lot of young women know that there's a built-in prejudice to being funny and pretty. So what happens is there's also a guilt which is associated with the fact that,

well, I've been given something without really working at it, so I'm going to push that away, and I want you to see me for who I really am, who I am inside, and all that. But just explore that. There's something... Okay. There's a truth in that. Like a line... Jesus, I'd make the worst therapist. Okay. She just explore that. There's something. There's a truth in that. Jesus, I'd make the worst therapist.

She just went like, okay. Does that resonate at all? Write jokes about shit you want to write jokes about. No, no. It definitely resonates. For sure. It's like, I'm a female. I should get in touch with that and what I'm working with a little bit. Maybe. I don't think you should. I don't know.

I know an acting teacher would say, get in touch with your sexuality. You'm working with a little bit. Maybe. I don't think you should. I don't know. I know an acting teacher would say, get in touch with your sexuality. You've got to learn how pretty you are. I don't believe that. I don't like saying that. I'm just saying, talk about the fact that that's what you're doing, maybe. I think it's pretty feminine material she's doing. I don't think a guy could say that he went on a blog called Cashmere's and Kitty Cats or whatever she said. No, no, she's feminine there's no question I'm just

saying what also when have you heard anyone talk about being good-looking and not immediately been repulsed by it well I mean I guess when I get up with this jawline it's just built in who the fuck does he think he is that fucking with those shoulders that's even to float over his waist Sarah wine shank

thank you so much. Follow her on Twitter. Sarah Weinshank, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up. Sarah Weinshank, always brand new minutes from the both of them. Guys, what do you have coming up that you want to promote? What's coming out? You got that movie that's at Redbox

and on iTunes. I don't know. I'm doing the Goldbergs right now. The Goldbergs with our friend Jeff Garland who was on just a few weeks ago with Sinbad, he was sitting right where you are Sinbad was I have nothing to promote just listen to this podcast

it's good, this is a very creative podcast is that the end? yeah, we're at it Neil Brennan, you're Neil Brennan on Twitter Brian Callen. At Brian Callen. B-R-Y-A-N-C-A-L-L-E-N.

That's a Y. We got Scott Kidd. He's, what is it? At Devo Kidd. That's right. The Devo Kidd, right? At Devo Kidd. At Devo Kidd.

I'm Tony Hinchpuff. Brian Redband. Follow Adelise Lane, our sponsor, making delicious food for us. Adelise Lane. Woo! Gourmet chef. Yes. Thank you again to Weekly Fascination for our new set gifts. He's lame. He's lame. He's a gourmet chef. Yes. Thank you again to Weekly Fascination

for our new set gifts. Josh Martin Comic, thank you so much. But most importantly, thank you, live audience. That's episode 67 of Kill Tony. Yeah, if I'm on a stick, you should come And just ask for that one And the box of fun And I don't even know what But he's coming for you Yeah, he's coming for you

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