Knowledge Fight - #15: February 20-21, 2017

Episode Date: February 22, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the wild, earth-shattering changes that took place in the world of Alex Jones between Monday, Feb 21st and Tuesday, Feb 22nd.  Topics include: Can Alex do character based improv comedy? Does Alex actually know what "strawman" means? How much money did Alex lose overnight? Did that New York Times article turn out well?

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are a couple of dudes who like to sit around and drink wine and talk about Alex Jones. Twist is, I know a lot about Infowars.

I don't know anything about Infowars. And therein lies the fun. We're on how many episodes I still don't know anything about Infowars. I think you know more about it than a lot of people who listen regularly. That's true. I think because of your keen bullshit detector, your awareness of history, these sorts of things. Jordan, I've been building up today's episode insanely.

I can't begin to describe his, uh, reason your face is lighting up like Christmas fucked Independence Day. Like this is insane. There is a reason and I am thrilled. There's a reason for the season. Today we are going to be covering, uh, February 20th and 21st. All right. In the life of Alex Jones, the, uh, coverage of the Alex Jones show

on the Infowars network. And this is a show that I would like to call. What a difference a day makes. I would like to start trying to give our episodes names. Oh boy. And this one is what a difference a day makes. All right. All right.

Holy shit. This is going to be a roller coaster ride. All right. It's in, it's fun. Uh, before we get into it though, I am so excited. I want to try and do this up top instead of, uh, deeply at the end. If you want to follow us, uh, we're on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight. Uh, if you want to reach out to us, please subscribe on iTunes.

We would appreciate it. We both have a feeling that our show and our voices are going to become way more relevant in the future. And if inexplicably, and also, uh, it's, it's both sad and, and exciting that we are suddenly relevant. Yeah. We, you might, uh, you'll sound really smart with your friends as Alex Jones becomes more and more mainstreamized.

It's, it's like, it's like being a hipster, but for the apocalypse. Like, dude, I was in the apocalypse way before you. Oh yeah. Or a gerbil's hipster. I prefer it as early work. I listened to gerbil's podcast before the Nazi thing. Yeah. Oh, um, you guys will never be there.

Also, please, if you, uh, you know, tweet out, uh, you like the shows, tell your friends about it. Word of mouth. It's like that ludicrous album. Yeah. Oh, also that's word of mouth. Also, I'm going to, I'm going to break tradition. I'm going to put my personal handle out.

It's at Jake Mondale. Oh no. Here's what I realized as I, as I was driving earlier today, first thing I thought was I've never gotten death threats. I'd like to see how that goes. I bet that was fun. I bet you won't. I, uh, yeah, I doubt it.

I did run a targeted ad and I made sure that it only got put on people's Twitter walls who have a college diploma. So we're free in the clear. We're safe. Eventually we're going to have to, uh, David, the info wars Goliath. Possibly. We might have to confront our fears and actually tweet at them at some point sooner or later, but for now, let's enjoy the, let's not fuck around

anymore. Let's get to the fun. Excellent. So, uh, Monday, the 20th, it's fancy free, uh, classic Alex in the studio. Uh, like a, like a kid who doesn't know he's about to get hit by a bus. Alex Jones. You are gleeful. You, you might do a pirouette at any moment while introducing these clips.

When we get to why it'll make sense. Okay. But at the same time, I do, we'll get to my, my whole encompassing. I fucking hate that. Let's, let's do this. Let's get into this. Alex starts off the broadcast on Monday, complaining about, uh, the new season of Homeland.

We got a call here at the office a few months ago that the whole new series of Homeland popular TV show. Was going to be coming out and is based around me and I'm this evil talk show host that puts out this information and causes disasters. Just a pause for a second. He's not bullshitting. No, he's not. No, there is a character that's very clearly based on him.

Okay. Cause I was going to say, it seems like that's a, that's a classic Alex Jones embellishment later in the show. He plays a clip of the guy and he's like, uh, he's, you know, taking Umbridge at this guy, uh, you know, playing a version of him on television and they play a clip and his guy is just talking about the globalists talking about how everyone needs to share links to info wars. Okay.

It's just he, it's literally, do they even sound the same? The guy is doing a bad impression. I think I could do better. All right. Quite frankly. All right. But it's, it's like, the guy just says that there's globalists. And that people should share links and that the spirit of the

Republic is coming back. Jones is like, look at this asshole. I would never say something crazy like that. Yeah. I like, I also hope that that actor just followed Alex Jones around. Like I'm doing research for a role. It's just for, you know, nobody, you know, like a Gerard Butler did with Adam Corolla.

Yeah, exactly. For that one fucking movie. So also we're going to get back into this clip about Homeland. And I think it highlights one really interesting thing where we've documented that Alex Jones doesn't really know the difference between reality and fiction. Yes. And it turns out, I don't think he knows that other people can

tell the difference, which might explain a lot. But he seems to think that everybody thinks that it's actually him on the show. Really? Yeah. So does it look eerily similar to that? I haven't seen a picture of it. I just heard the audio.

But anyway, here's the, here's the rest of this. So the whole push is ban Alex Jones. He's evil. Of course, the New York Times basically has the same thing in a big article today. Also, that is the article that he was talking about the photographer on our last episode. Yes, we found out that at least one part of that is confirmed.

There were pictures of him. There were pictures of him. He talks so much more about this article later and we'll get to it because it's a glowing positive review. It was not good. And I went online just from the trailers for it. People believe I'm on the show and they believe that I am now working with Showtime to put out this information.

In fact, let's play this. Let's back that up. Let's play this with audio in a moment. But this is what I'm dealing with now. Not just the ex files character in a studio that looks just like mine and then Chris Carter admits the guy's based on me, but at least he's a good guy on the show somewhat. No.

With this new homeland show and others, I'm out framing innocent Muslims and covering up basically terror attacks that that that other groups carry out. So is he on the Big Bang Theory now? Yeah, there's a character based on him. Yeah, that works. It's an interesting twist for this parody character to be framing innocent Muslims because that's kind of metaphorically what he

does. Yes. And then covering up terrorist attacks and saying things are false flags when he does say everything is a false flag. It legitimately, I would not be surprised if this is just a transcript from one of his shows. All of this guy's lines are just reading down. The shit that they play is essentially.

Really? Well, like I said, with the talk about the globalists, that's not a parody even. That's just, but also did you see today that when that New York Times article came out, the sister of one of the kids killed at Sandy Hook tweeted it. Yeah. And was like, this is disgusting.

Yeah. That sort of thing. I might eat. This is a man who denies the murder of my brother. Yes. Fuck off, Alex Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, agreed. That's the that's the kind of thing he says is a false flag.

But whatever he's thinking about this character. Go fly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself. But the thing that I kept seeing was that people kept referring to that as being a seminal moment and that is terrible. I hate that. Oh, the New York Times article. Yeah, or the Sandy Hook thing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, oh, he's, he's so much more crazy than that. I kept listening. I kept reading those tweets being like, you guys don't know shit. Yeah, yeah, you don't know the nuances. You have no idea how crazy the Sandy Hook is a big one. It is huge.

But also I want to make this argument and I think it's going to over arch this entire episode. Part of the reason why I brought up this Sandy Hook tweet. When he said those things, he did not have his free speech taken away. Odd. One of the worst things you can probably do or insinuate is that all of these murdered children are fake.

Right. And that someone was because what ended up happening was all of the family members of these kids got harassed. Yep. And they got, they got death threats. Like you're part of a massive cover up. Right. All this stuff.

That's largely because of Alex Jones. Yeah, if you, how could you imagine a worse tragedy than your child dying? Well, that's the worst thing I can think of being shot, having your child be murdered. Yeah. And then after while you're trying to grieve, people are giving you fucking death threats.

What is wrong with humanity? We're just a couple of dumb sheeple who don't get it. That's a good point. Anyway, he has a couple more thoughts here, but also that character in the X files, the new series also was based on him. It turns out there's a lot of people who are inspired by his version of craziness in this room.

Yes. Yeah. Now I'm covering up false flags on the new TV show and the voice sounds enough like me in the trailers that people are asking Alex, why'd you sell out for a show attacking yourself? So you talk about fake news. This is a fake show that has a fake newscaster playing the part of me and then saying things.

I didn't say it's fake upon fake upon fake. I shut there. It's saying things. I didn't say it's not fake. It's fiction. It's fiction. Yeah, it's just a TV show. Yeah, it's creative shit.

Yeah. Again, well within the parody law. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Who is who is asking him like, why did you sell out? Maybe his lawyer. Did they not remember his lawyer didn't know if he'd been kicked out of the oh, that's right.

That's a good point. Maybe he has just the world's worst misinformed lawyer and he was like, Hey man, is that you? Hey, did I sign documents to get you on that show? Are you getting royalties? What's happening? I need a taste. If so, they don't have to they don't have to pay him for

that. Do they? They I mean they're not you. They they're basically using his likeness. His has Alex Jones trademark yelling about globalists. That's a good good point. I also also we just looked at a picture of the actor playing him.

Nothing like I recognize that dude though. I've seen him in some stuff. Yeah, I can't. I can't for the life of me place where it is anyway. I don't give a shit. Yeah, fuck him Monday goes on and Alex Jones does some horrible argumentation this this clip. Okay is spectacular.

All right, because he accuses other people of misusing sources, which is his bread and butter. It's all he does. Then he argues about people making a straw man fallacy and then without missing a beat makes a straw man fallacy. So this is this clip is a ride. He's some kind of superhero of being a complete nut or moron. Yeah, I yeah, I wait till we get to Tuesday.

I have so many fine thoughts. All right. So Trump's lying about knowing Russian agents. And this is so verifiably easy to disprove. So what he's not what he's talking about here is that a bunch of people were saying like, Oh, you said you don't know Russian agents, but that must mean that you don't know Roger Stone, right?

Because Roger Stone has deep ties to Russia or Michael Flynn. Yeah, any of these any of these dudes. So the idea is a style of argumentation. I believe, you know, it's just a classic syllogism. If I then be right then see if a then see right, you know, Roger Stone, Roger Stone has deep ties to Russia. Therefore, you know someone who has deep ties to Russia. Yeah, Alex doesn't understand this at all as a logical form.

And so he's like, why are they trying to say the Trump doesn't know Roger Stone? You don't understand the point. Yeah, or you do and you're just trying to murky the water. I mean, yeah, your your basic your basic trick is just deny deny deny and then maybe I mean, his followers are just going to believe whatever it is. Deny and pray deny and pray.

It's time to deny and pray. But they don't care. They sit there like con men that have been caught and they just double and quadruple and triple down and just don't care. That's you. Look at the lie is Trump lying about Roger Stone and Russia. Yeah, first is Trump lying about knowing Roger Stone. Never says I don't know Roger Stone.

It's not even a clip of him saying that at a press conference. The clip doesn't even correspond to what they say. It's like saying I saw a bluebird in the nest. You look in the tree. There's not even a nest or there's not even a bird. There's not even a tree, folks. Look at that tree. You're like, that looks like a mouse for a computer.

It's not a tree. Yeah, it is. And you're like, no, it's not. You're not even having a logical discussion. They just go that matter. I know a better metaphor. If you want to come up with an analogy for someone claiming a source says something that it doesn't go to any of our episodes.

Listen to us explain it every time he's done that. I just love that. That is the perfect analogy. I saw a blue like I saw bluebirds nest in the tree. There's no nest. There's no bird. There's not even a tree. Wait, are you?

Are you? Are you looking in the right place? Is that the real issue? Are you looking still in your studio? There's no bird. There's no plane. There's no Superman. All right.

He's so dumb. That matter. So this is a psychological warfare tactic, but by his own admission right there, he engages in psychological warfare. Yes. Yeah, it's a great tactic. Yeah, but he should. He should really just be praising the tactic being like, hey, everything

they're trying to do is what they're saying we're doing. So I'm doing it. This is a psychological warfare tactic and as evidence that it's effective, look at this giant screen behind me. Look at the fact that I've conned all of you with bone pills. I started getting calls. I guess it premiered last night on showtime. Then I guess it goes like Netflix later.

This is the show Homeland. I know it's been a big show for years and it I'm sitting there and people are saying you're on Homeland because I guess they start out the first episode where you don't see me. I haven't seen it yet and it just sounds like my voice. He's totally seen it. But again, he doesn't say you don't see the character. He says you don't see me.

Yeah, he doesn't understand the veil between fiction and reality. No, it's fascinating. I mean, it is it is him. I would I would actually accept that that shorthand because if it's based entirely upon him and so far it's kind of it's kind of. Yeah, it sounds like it is. I've never seen Homeland, but it sounds like a bullseye. It's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. No, it sounds about right. So I actually give him a pass on using the me there. You've convinced me, but I'm still going to keep it unless he perfectly described what the guy looked like, but he was just looking into a mirror and described himself. I looks like a chubby pug. Hasn't slept in months.

I mean, people are calling me and saying that I look like a chubby pug. I don't even know. Yeah, but then it does even sound like my voice. It sounds like my voice, but then the guy isn't good at it. He kind of goes back into like an Australian accent and then back into kind of what I sound like and it's just like I have to defend myself against this that this isn't me.

And then people go, oh, Alex, what's saying? There's TV shows about you. The creators of it are in a whole bunch of newspapers, variety and entertainment weekly. I mean, go neither. Google it and homeland. And it's just like hundreds of articles at many again. He has no idea what numbers are, but the other thing too in there, it's

important for what's about to come up is this idea that he's like, I have to defend myself against this. It's like, no, it's a character. No, it's yeah. You just, there's just a character that's based on you. You don't have to defend yourself. Who are you defending yourself against? But then he's defending himself against his own people, right?

Or his own insecurities or something like that. I imagine that the character is illustrating something about himself that he's uncomfortable. Right. Right. I imagine just, just his entire existence. Possibly. Yeah, that could be it.

But then his defense like in the fictional world though, he has to come to terms with the fact that this guy is a propagandist who spouts conspiracy theories. Yeah. So he's looking at himself and going, wait, if I were watching this, I would think this guy is crazy. Yeah. I think people think I'm crazy.

At least enough people to make a TV show. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. There's a lot he's got to do. That is, that is like looking yourself through that kind of a funhouse mirror. It's like crazy.

Yeah. It's like, if you, if you, once we have clones, right? If you're walking behind your clone, it's like looking at your own ass being like, oh, fuck, gotta work out. I got to work out. God damn it. Yeah. But the thing that I think also is fascinating as he's like, I've got

to defend myself against this. And then immediately his next thought is people are saying people are going to say, Alex, you're crazy. There aren't TV shows about you. No one's saying that. No, we all are very clear that there are 100% there are what we think you're crazy. Well, I mean, they're, but they're not about him.

I think he thinks if he's a character on a show, he's the most important character on that show, the character that he play or that he was based on him in the X files was not the most important character. It wasn't. It was not Fox Mulder in Alex Jones's world. It was the most important character. Again, I haven't seen Homeland, but it's like the fifth or sixth season of it.

And I'm sure that it's just part of the arc for the season. Of course. So I don't fucking. So I'm assuming the Alex Jones character becomes the advisor to the president or maybe maybe just dies. Who knows? Yeah, that'd be fun. He's got to get back to his.

Also, I want to hear Alex Jones do an Australian accent. Does he do one? All right. Yeah, I don't think, I don't think there's any way to do the Alex Jones voice and do it. No, it hurts my throat. Yeah. So he's going to get back into his ideas about how this character is a straw

man and how it's stupid to do straw man arguments. Then he's going to misrepresent what a straw man argument is and then he's going to commit one. I was so, I was so excited because I was like, oh man, Alex Jones knows what a straw man argument is. The next thing you said was, and he gets the straw man argument wrong. Very much. So then there's that whole thing where guaranteed a lot of MSM say Jones is

crazy and claims there's TV shows about him. In fact, when Chris Carter came out and said the new X files is based on Alex Jones and his ideas and his theories and his worldview to a great extent. And there's a character that basically plays him. And I like Alex Jones. I think Alex Jones is a libertarian, not a racist. Well, Chris Carter sounds like a closet Trump supporter to me, but I'm not going to say anything.

They came out and said I was lying about that. The new X files wasn't about me. I mean, it's like, I'm horrible. I'm dangerous. I'm reaching hundreds of millions of people every few months, but nobody listens and I'm a cook. Shut me up though. And Trump's lying saying he doesn't know Roger Stone.

Then there's no such thing. And then I read the comments and I got depressed reading it because it's all like liberals are like, see, he has been caught as a Russian and caught not knowing him. They just make up these. It'd be like if I had them bring in Bob the kickboxing dummy, like we've got one here in the office and beat up Bob the kickboxing dummy and said, look, he didn't lay a hand on me.

He didn't lay a glove on me. People say, dude, it's an inanimate object. It's a straw man. If I had a pinata of say Michael Moore and I beat it up, I didn't really beat up Michael Moore. They've now reached like two year old level and I realized it. People are now wearing a little. So that's what he thinks a straw man.

He doesn't understand any of the words. I don't understand what he was talking about. I'm just excited to know that they have a punching dummy in their office. He was essentially saying that if you beat up a fake version of Michael Moore, he could say he beat up Michael Moore and that's a straw man. That's not on a very, very metaphorical basis. It kind of is if you create a fake version of Michael Moore to rhetorically attack, then yes, that might as well have said, if I beat up a VHS copy of

the wicker man, I have destroyed a straw man. Well, I mean, if you say that Chuck Schumer is a vampire and then you attack him for his vampirism, that's kind of a straw man. That's pretty much a straw man argument right there. Yeah. Big time. If you say that all liberals are agents of the globalists who are trying to destroy the country from within and they've openly said that instead

of, you know, engaging with liberal ideas, you're just creating some sort of, I don't know, like an imaginary like a hey dude. Like, yeah, yeah, like a bot like if if Bob the punching bug dummy. What represent? So he's, he, he lives and dies on straw man arguments is the point. And here's a new one. They've now reached like two year old level and I realized it. People are now wearing little safety pins on their collar.

That means I could be triggered. I believe I'm in a safe space. Just basically don't even talk to me. I'm a basket case and they're now everywhere coming into jobs and saying, you can't ever criticize me or I'll have, I have a, I have a disability. I'll have to sue you because I'm a snowflake. Total mental illness. And this is what they're pushing.

This is what they're doing. So this is what they're pushing. This is what they're doing. Yep. Yep. Nobody's doing that. Anybody who knows what those safety pins are about. It's trying to signal to people that I will be an ally for you.

If you are being attacked by somebody, you can count on me to defend you. Yeah. That is the idea of the safety pin. His argument is I'm a cuckoo banana person. It's clearly that people who wear safety pins have a mental illness and they will go into jobs, which I don't know how they got these jobs in the first place and they get them from Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs is dead.

Every liberal thinks Steve Jobs is still alive. The same way the globalists froze Walt Disney. I don't know. I lost that one. I lost control of that one. That one got out of control. You took it far enough. Yeah.

00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:15,200 You can't you can't criticize who that the other who is like, hey, if you criticize me, I will sue you. I'm glad you picked up on that important to remember. Okay. Just to remember that he's complaining that these snowflakes are litigious and we will be writing that down in the notes. Now we are going to take a little tour through the rest of the time on the

episode where Alex Jones proceeds to be every negative thing that people think about this first clip. He shows off a little bit of his Islamophobia chops. It's in New York City. In DC. Cannot make this up. He's showing video of a protest a march there where people took some time to appreciate and enjoy some Muslim prayer.

You know, take a moment of silence to recognize one of the world's largest religions, right? Respectfully. Yes. And Alex really is not happy about it, which is like a good show of solidarity. Absolutely. Celebrating other people's cultures is a delightful thing to do. Right.

It's like wearing a safety pin that looks like a hijab. The eggs. Oh, boy. I think I left this in because it's really nice singing. It is. It is kind of beautiful. I have no affiliation with any religion whatsoever. No, that is touching.

I like that kind of that throat sound or whatever. It's nice. It's a nice tone. Yeah, there is a there is a reason that religion kind of resonates with people. Yeah, it digs deep down. Alex, though, has some ideas that kind of drift sexual in a weird way. Of course. We should probably cut to the other one where we have the feminist going

a log bar, a log bar. And again, this is a fetish. This is a cuckolding. If they see this is really anti-Christian, anti-freedom, anti-West, anti-open society. And so the groups leading these are Islamic. You can go look it up in Paul's article. They hand out these plastic hijabs that women then put on by the thousands

and then they put it on the news saying, look how beautiful this is. Does he get to the clip of a woman saying aloo alahu akbar? There's a clip of a woman leading a prayer at the woman's march. And she is yelling alakbar, but that just means God is great. Yeah. That's that doesn't mean anything. Just cause people yell it when they're committing terrorism. Sometimes doesn't mean that the phrase itself is bad.

Um, no, I'm going to go with yeah. Are you? Yep. You are. All phrases are bad. Okay. I couldn't tell if you being sarcastic, but it's the same thing with like, uh, you know, it's, it's, it's a harder argument, but.

In some in non hateful contexts, a swastika isn't offensive. You know, in like Hindu traditions and things like rights. Yes. Okay. Now I'm back on board. The physical shape of it is not what's offensive. It's the connotation of it. Yes.

And the use of it. Yeah. The phrase alakbar is not offensive. No, it's offensive. If someone is shooting you yelling it, but that's because of the shooting. If you were yelling, uh, pretty much anything while you're shooting me, I'm going to take that in a negative light. Great point.

That's a good point. So then Alex is like, uh, first of all, it's a cockled thing. He always goes on this long, uh, these long rants about how these feminists all think it's cool to have jihadi boyfriends and some of the wait, what are you talking about? I did not know that because they want, is that a stereotype? They're cuckolding their fucking nationality in their race. Yeah.

So wait, how is it? It goes to him. It will because they're not white. What don't you get? I, uh, all, all things. It's no, it's that same white genocide narrative. Oh, okay. So they're cuckolding.

Well, you know, cuckold porn online is all. Essentially black, uh, men and white women. It's good stuff. I'm not against it, but that's the depth of his understanding of what that term means. Right. And so it's always white men being humiliated by white women dating, uh, ethnic men.

And so that's what he thinks. Are all white men humiliated by that? Is that what, or is that what you think? So is he saying that all white men should be humiliated when a white woman dates anyone, not white? I think that's implied underneath what he's saying. Yeah. But I don't think he even knows that he believes that enough to express it.

Yeah. That's the, that's pretty much white nationalism right there. He is advocating full on segregation, no, no miscegenation. I don't know if he was just not being careful with his words, but that's what he's saying. Well, as we all know, he is always careful. I mean everything I say. So now he gets into,

even when I'm not telling the truth, it's really the truth. He gets into a little bit of a combo platter in this next clip. We get to enjoy a nice ride through three of the greatest hits. It's like the taste of Chicago, but, you know, with misogyny, homophobia and terrible exploitative pedophile fear mongering. Does he do a voice? I think he does. Excellent.

So all of it is just completely upside down cuckoo land. What are their, what are their signs say? Dismantle white supremacy. Everything is anti-white and anti-west, even though almost every one of them is white. This is mass mental illness. If you are against dismantling white supremacy, that's bad. That's real bad.

That's really bad. Cause that means you're for white supremacy. And if your argument is, isn't it crazy that they're against white supremacy and they're all white and they're white? What? Both white and against white supremacy really might be missing the mark. No, thank you.

If you're white, you should be not against white supremacist. I'm not saying you should be for white supremacy. Yeah, you should be at the very least neutral on white or else you might end up a cuckoo. Anyway, here we go. But this is what you pay for at the colleges. This is what goes on. And you see the type of women and I'm not bashing women out to the

like women, give me a break. Please don't put me on your level of being obsessed with what, you know, sexuality somebody is. But these are the type of women that will come up to your good-looking wife, your girlfriend, whatever in Austin and start hitting on them in front of you. And they can't even believe you're like, hey, back up. They're like, whoa, I'm politically correct.

I'm royal. If a man wants to compete on women's team, he can. If a woman wants to take steroids to compete on a women's team, she can. But man wants to go in a women's bathroom. He can vice versa. And Nambla says if they want to pick your five year old up out of the backyard, if your five year old says they want to go because they're

probably sitting at candy or a puppy or video games that you shouldn't be able to under law. They have filed with the UN where they want international law to say they can come to your door. I'm here to pick up your five year old. Your five year old's been told about the school, whatever. It's going to be funny. He's taking them to Star Wars.

You're like, no, Billy can't go. They're like, your child's allowed to love getting to me. Your child's allowed to have an abortion at age nine in California. The state takes them away. They're allowed to have inoculations without you saying because they have their own freedom to go with a pedophile. There's the voice and the pedophiles argue. We won't have to take them to a slave dungeon.

We might let them live. You see, if you just let us have sex with them, we won't have to kill them and throw them in a shallow grave. It's your fault. We got to kill kids. We're liberal. You're not get used to it. Now you just heard me break down what we're actually facing.

It sounds unbelievable. It sounds unreal. It sounds like it couldn't be actually happening, but it is. This is who we're facing. This is who we're facing. It's your fault. We have to kill kids. We should probably isolate that for an outer context.

Yeah, I think that should just be where we, that's our new intro and outro. That's the next I'm a policy wonk. That's actually, yeah, that's how we close the show from now on. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, it is Alex Jones's fault that we have to kill kids. We would love we don't want to. Yeah, we just really have to. It's we file the law with the UN, right? Then every time Alex Jones speak, we have, we have to kill a kid.

Yeah, we don't want to. We ate that. We it hurts us more than it hurts the kid, but you understand the logic that he's using there, right? No, the logic he's using is. That look all these pedophiles really want to do is have sex with kids. Yeah, because they're not allowed to. They got to put them in a dungeon and kill them.

So he thinks that liberals want to allow people to have sex with kids in orders that they don't have to kill them. That's crazy. That is especially considering that he defends Milo, who now has been outed as someone who literally defends pedophilia. I was, I was just listening to that clip gone. This is before the information. Yes.

Okay. All right. I won't lie. That plays into what a difference a day makes. All these pedophiles are liberals to be fair. When we talk about Milo, if you guys didn't hear a number of clips came out that have been in the public sphere. Yeah, like a lot of it was from his appearances on Logan.

It's it's not like we're going to say spoiler alerts. No, but he doesn't talk about. He's not talking about fucking five year old kids. He's not Milo is talking about his own experience of having sex with adults when he was 13, right? And not recognizing his victimization. Right. How he's not recognizing that the other person had an adult brain.

Right. At all. And because he makes it so fine in the way he's talking about actually a good thing. He, he is tacitly saying that it's totally cool. And that's well. I mean, there is a UN law that says it's okay. Yeah, absolutely.

And actually, it doesn't say it's okay. It says you have to. No, no, if you have to allow you have to allow I do like that. I'm going to take your five year old to Star Wars. That's where it starts because I promised him candy. It always starts with Star Wars. Absolutely. If any, if I know anything, it's the globalist put a lot of pedophilia

imagery into Star Wars. Sure. Which is why, and that's why a Anakin kills the younglings. All he wanted to do was have sex with them. You're totally right. Yoda wouldn't let him. That's why you had to call out Agenda 21. That's why Agenda 21 was called in.

And we all know this. Yeah. So that's that's crazy fucking bullshit. That's insanity. So within the last three clips, we've heard rampant misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, horrible racism. Again, for, I don't know how many times I'm going to say this. It is not allowing men to go into the women's bathroom.

No, that's not what it's for. It's not the discussion. And if you are in a women's bathroom or if you're in a men's bathroom as a trans person, there is a way higher chance that you are the one who will be sexually assaulted. Yes. And by way higher chance, I mean, there is zero chance that it goes the other direction.

Documented. Yeah. Well, that's zero, but very low. I mean, yeah, nothing is zero. But who, who, you can't, you can't account for the like cis or trans. You can't account for the incidence of some bad people. Some bad hombres. Yeah.

Being trans doesn't automatically make you a good person. No. But it also definitely doesn't make you a bad person. And it very much is a, yeah. It makes you a person. Why don't, don't be a dick to trans people. Agreed. But anyway, all of that said, I still 100% want to make this clear.

Okay. Our show is not about trying to get Alex Jones kicked off the air. I hate the things he says. Yes. But much like a Voltaire would say, I defend to the death his right to say them. Yes. He is a crazy asshole who should be seen as a crazy asshole. Yep.

But I am not interested in censoring him. No. I want that to be totally clear, despite all of this hate speech. Interestingly enough, if he was censored, we wouldn't be allowed to play his clips. Yep. Right. And if he was legitimately censored, there would be a part of the show where our obligation would be to defend him.

That's true. And I would stand behind that obligation. I would agree. Now. All of that hate speech. Yes. Transitions into. Of course.

What I would call some of the worst sketch comedy I've ever seen in my life. So he's got a new reporter named Millie Weaver who was making some YouTube videos and he discovered her and brought her in. So she's his newest reporter. And I don't know what the fuck convinced him that this was a good idea. But she comes on the show as a character on Alex Jones's show as a character as a character called Rainbow Snatch. Who is a character called Rainbow Snatch?

Who is a social justice warrior? Yeah. Okay. One. They steal that from my little pony. I don't know. I feel like there's a character on my little pony named Rainbow Snatch or in my fan fiction they're sure as fuck is one way or another.

He's run afoul of copyright law. Okay. Now Rainbow Snatch. Pussy. There's no other way to take that right here. It is pussy. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to assume. So Rainbow Pussy is number one. Seems awesome. I would totally if if ever I found one I would be like this is the best day of my life. It's horribly out of line with his program. Yeah. Is this has this has anything like this ever happened on Alex Jones? Not in my experience of watching the show.

So out of the blue he's like it's time that Alex Jones did some sketch. Well here I'll tell you what why don't I play how it starts. Okay. Coming up later in the broadcast after Dr. Jerome Corsi joins us and I should add the Motor City Madman Ted Nugent is going to be joining us. He's ready to probably run the Senate is Rainbow Snitch. Rainbow Snitch.

Okay. I'm sorry but she's the she's the latest such was this where we should probably get you a chair in there because folks can't see your your your sign here. Let me have it as we all know Rainbow Snitches get stitches. Rainbow Snitches get rainbow stitches exactly. So this is terrible. I'm not going to play the whole thing because it's fucking long. Yeah, it's so long but please enjoy how bad both of them are at character based

improv and how like literally minutes before this he was talking about how legally you will have to let your kids be taken by pedophiles. Yes. This is this is level one second city but it's all about pedophilia minutes before so serious they're going to snatch up your kids. They're going to rainbow. Thank you very much ma'am. I appreciate you joining us.

You're racist xenophobic. Okay. Well, we finally got one of you to come on the show. You look a little bit like memory waiver but we'll see what happens. Seriously. We're going to an interview with you a little bit later and how are you doing young lady? Well, you know what?

I just want to say that all you Trump supporters are a bunch of racist xenophobic rednecks. I've never heard that before. Hmm. Really? I noticed that you've got to some of some under under arm hair. You need to address me by my proper pronoun. Okay.

Because you can't call me he or she. I want to be called Z. So if you don't call me Z then you're going to watch out and see what happened. Why don't why don't we just call you some like sweetheart? Nope. Um, excuse me, but that is extremely racist and bigoted to call me sweet heart cupcake.

I identify as a multi sexual trans dimensional binary being. He brought back the cupcake. That seems to be his go to. Yeah. I'm so there was no laughs in there. First of all, just as like critiquing. I mean, first off, yes, and was thrown away out of this. No, it was.

This is entirely no, but no, it wasn't even nobody was cut thunk. It was just somebody said something and then no response. Respond to something else starting just a totally unrelated sentence. Right. Or like ask me a question. Uh, I'll be, I'll be rainbow snitch. Okay. I'll do my impression of what just happened.

I'm sorry. Uh, rainbow snitch. How do you feel about liberals? Hmm. Good points. It's terrible. It goes on so long. I can't believe I just, I have to think that when they were doing it,

they were like, we're fucking nailing this because you watch Alex Jones's face and he is just like, he looks like the cat that ate the canary. He is so thrilled. He is not selling it. Well, no, if, if he actually heard that he was racist and xenophobic, the hour long rant that he would go on would be astonishing. I also, and it would be very racist and xenophobic. Yeah.

But then you'd be like, and they're like, don't paint me with that brush. Yeah. Anyway, I texted you about this when I was watching it and I want to reiterate this theory just in case something comes out down the line. I think he's fucking this girl. You think he's fucking this girl? I can't think of any other reason he would let this on his show. It's so bad.

Okay. Maybe he just wants to fuck this girl. That could be it too. I would say I would go with the former beginning of American beauty thing as opposed to the end of American. So we're saying that he's masturbating in the shower a lot. Yeah. I think that's probably I think that's probably true.

Yeah. It's so tonally different than anything he does. It's just, it's there has to be a reason for it. That's bad shit. That's the only thing I can think of. Hot young girl comes in. Also, she said trans dimensional, which if I were him in this scene, he would be like, well, that's the first thing that you've said that makes

it goddamn like a sense. Yeah. It's it's yeah. It's so bad. It goes on forever. And then he talks to Jerome Corsi about a bunch of bullshit. Then he has an interview later with the Motor City Madman and it's just fucking nonsense.

I didn't pull any clips of it because you can just assume what he says. Yeah. He was like hunting is great. I love guns. I also love guns. Your voice sounds like mine. Are you? I like how your voice sounds.

I like to read a couple of Ted Nugent quotes just to remind everybody why he should not be in the Senate. Even though we jumped, it would be fine. Even though I have already established my position of put all 80s rock stars in the Senate. What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough. Boy.

Great boy. Boy. Yeah. When he was interviewed in 1990. You said this about South Africa. Me being there isn't going to affect any political structure. Besides apartheid. apartheid isn't that cut and dry.

All men are not created equal. Whoa. Well, you know what? Here's what I will say. All men are not created. We evolved. And I'm done. Okay.

Here's another one that's a little bit harder to defend. I use the word and word. But that's that's right. I don't think he said the n word at all. No, he said the one the real word. I use the word. I use the word. And this is this is where if we read this is where we cut out the part where

we go on a 20 minute if you're quoting something. Is it okay to then say the n word? Yeah, I'm not going to walk that line right now. I use the word and a lot because I hang out with a lot of ends and they use the word and and I tend to use the words that communicate. Boo. Hey, that's just a poorly constructed sentence. He also said the Barack Obama is a piece of shit and he should suck his

machine gun. Kiss my ass. Anyway, so that sort of brings us. I mean, he did right. Cat scratch fever. So you got to give him that and strangle holds a pretty good song. It's not bad. Wang dang sweet Poon Tang.

You know what? I'm starting to think that not all rockers are morally upright people. Wango tango. Man knows how to name shit. Yeah. Now if you named a song Agenda 21, that's a bad name. Yeah, bad name. Yeah, even for a song, even for a song.

I'm okay. Anyway, let's not talk more about Nugent. Now it's time to get into Tuesday, February 21st. Excellent. The Milo news has broken. The Milo news has broken. Okay. The New York Times story has come out and boy is the world looking different.

I'm just going to play this clip. You can see what the consequences of life are. You know, I knew what the New York Times was doing when they wanted to do this profile piece on Info Wars. They attacked me probably, I don't know, five, six times in big articles just the last two weeks. I talked to Roger Stone and he said that he'd gotten some halfway fair reporting out of this gym, Rutenberg.

So I did the interview and I read some of the other articles he'd written calling for shutting down fake news by any means necessary. And I realized that he was basically writing a blueprint or how the system could come after us. They were asking how we make our money, how we fund ourselves, things like that. But still, I knew it would be in the paper physical edition of the New York Times. And so it could reach some people that aren't normally on the internet who could actually be woken up.

So he is so delusional that he genuinely believed when they said they want to shut down fake news, he meant everybody but him or everybody but him and Breitbart and the like. Wait, I don't understand the question as raised. So what was going on there is the reason that he accepted the interview is because they were talking and they said we have a goal of shutting down fake news. So he accepted the interview because he's like, finally they're going to shut down fake news without any self-awareness that he himself is the entirety of fake news for them.

I have a little theory that I have no basis. I don't have no, I have no facts about this. All right. Let's speculate wildly. I have a little theory that he, you know, he said that Roger Stone told him that he, this could work out. Okay. Yeah.

Halfway fair. Roger Stone might have set a trap. Oh, God damn it. Now I don't think this is false flag. It is. I think, no, I don't think Roger Stone was trying to hurt Alex, but what I think he was doing was trying to create negative press for Alex. So Alex can play the victim.

Okay. That is what I think he was doing. God, we are two levels deep now. Yeah. How many levels deep are we? Or Alex is an idiot. Let's go through. I'm going to go, I'm going to go with Alex as an idiot.

Now I'm going to finish this clip up. Okay. Put the mic away from your face. Done. Because this might elicit a scream. And so I did the interview. We got contacted this morning by our big third party advertising group that brings in a large portion of our funding, selling our products.

And they said, you are fake news. You are political. They said, that's banned. And you are kicked off of our system for good. Now that's like Nazi Germany telling the Jews, you got to go to your ghetto. You can't have businesses anymore anywhere in these areas of the city. That drudge came here a year and a half ago, only interviews done like four years. And I think it's time for one again.

And he said, I was told by Supreme Court justice, they're coming after free speech. They're coming after it in 2016 towards the end of the year. We're in 2017 and I have congressmen on television saying that Trump should have his free speech banned and that they want a law passed to ban Trump's speech. They play that clip. It's not what that guy is saying at all. Trump should have his free speech banned. Yes.

They had to get, they played a clip from a, can you ban the president's free speech? I don't think so. I'm going to feed. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to go with it. Let's go with yeah. Why not? Yeah. If the Supreme Court is saying that they're going to go after drudges free speech and

they gave him a hard date, which is something I don't know if the Supreme Court has ever done before. And I have to assume that was Scalia to have to assume. Do you mean the ghost of Scalia because that's what we're going to year and a half ago, two years. So, so Scalia is warning him. Yeah. That's why he got killed.

So I got murdered at that lodge. Oh, that's the narrative. Alex would tell you. Holy fuck. Now we're going deep. This is deep state shit right here. Dude. They had their fucking sponsor taken away how wait, but did he, does he say who the sponsor

is? Yeah. It's Ad role. It's Google ads. Oh. It's not even a sponsor. No, that's not a sponsor at all. I was thinking it was like, it was some kind of, see, I was thinking it was our secret

backer. No. Who has finally decided no more secret backing. That's what I hoped immediately when he said it. Yeah. But it's not. It's Ad role. It's just Ad role.

Ad role. Okay. But it's a very serious deal. How much, how much money do you think he loses? He does get into that a little bit later. Sweet. I apologize. You can't talk at all because I had to turn this, look, I don't know why this clip is

playing real low. Okay. So I had to compensate it. All right. Also hear them saying ban him off Twitter and now they don't let positive comments get up in his Twitter feed so he can't read those and interact with the public because he interacts with the public. Again, that's that Twitter is being gamed against the president.

He and the president is also on the 1960s switchboard. Yes. I also forgot. I was explaining that the clip that they end up the, that he's talking about about the guy wanting to send a Senator wanting to get rid of Trump's free speech. Yes. Is this guy talking about how the tradition of the phrase enemy of the people has a distinct lineage to it.

Yeah. And Trump needs to be careful when he uses terms that have traditions that go back to Stalin. Those sorts of things, especially when you're talking about the press. So at the very least what the Senator was saying is don't say things fascist dictates have said. Yeah. If you're going to act like a fascist dictator, not much we can do.

Good idea not to say it though. It really, if you distill it down, the message is more, be cool. It's not stopping. It's, hey, be cool. You know what? I would vote for any Senator who goes on TV and is just like, dude, chill out. Chill. And that's the end of the interview.

Smoke a blill and chill. Yeah. Come on, man. Here we go. You're going to like the news randomly and talk to the public. He loves it. So that his dad and he always did the rest of his family. So Jerry Nadler has gone on CNN and said it's time to ban Donald Trump from being able

to quote, criticize the media. Whoa. Look, they're the fake news. They're the collapsing news. They're revenue. They're viewers. They know it. And so their answer is get a bunch of foreign Mexican kingpin money to come in and, you

know, run the New York Times and that doesn't do it. Just shut down. Imple wars. Shut down. Donald Trump. This is a big deal. Reddit is banning sharing Donald Trump information. This is this is a war.

They're heating up against us and there's ways to stop them. There's ways to defeat them, but we have to codify it. We have to document it. We have to expose it. We have to sue people. We have to get really aggressive and you, the viewers have to understand it's a total war and spread the links and the articles even more and by the products directly from us.

Now at the end, that turned into an ad. The whole show does. He's so good. The whole episode becomes an extended. I'm going to sue everybody. So, so yeah, so somebody, somebody criticized him, right? And he is going to sue them. I actually took a screenshot, which means he is technically correct cupcakes do sue

people. Yeah. Snowflakes are litigious. I took a, I took a screenshot of the, uh, the supposed letter that he got from the Ad Roll people. Yes. And if you want to take a look at this, this doesn't look like any letter you'd get in an official capacity.

I mean, look at that header. There's no way that header, letter suspending info wars for support of Donald J. Trump from major advertising platforms. That's the fakest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. It's very unofficial. It looks like something that was made on terrible MS. Yeah. MS word or whatever.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so not even that. It was word pad. Um, here, I'll just read the entire thing. Uh, I apologize for the lack of communication here prior to pausing campaigns. Info wars has been flagged by the Ad Roll policy team and as a result campaign suspended in an effort to protect the privacy of our site vendors, our partner ad networks, as well as

the national advertising initiative have our partner, excuse me, our partner ad networks as well as the national advertising initiative have strict policies that prohibit retargeting user segments based off potentially sensitive information. All content on your website should be relevant, accurate, informative and up to date. Any claims should be easily verifiable. We are not able to promote websites that intentionally misrepresent their business or use any of any tactic to falsely enhance reputation or misdirect actual offerings. Furthermore, all political content should focus on the merits of the candidate and political

messaging should not target special interest groups, uh, special interests or groups or imply affiliation. That last part is what he does not understand. No. Here is, here's the other thing, uh, just looked up the national advertising initiative. Uh-huh. Is a set of self regulatory principles, which NAI members must agree to uphold in order to be members.

Yep. Uh, I don't think he has to do that. No, I don't think there's any self-regulation, self-regulation at all. Well, I, I don't know about any of that. I don't, I don't know if he's lying about stuff or what, but that letter is fake as fuck. That letter is fake. But even if it is just like a copy and paste job, so they could add that header on.

Yeah. Which I think is possible because there's no way they got a letter that said, we're banning you because you support Donald J. Trump. There's not a fucking chance of that. It was all in times, new Roman. Yeah. Instead of what we, uh, you know, what we know that the NAI uses, uh, comic sans. We all know that they only, they're goofy.

I would love to get a cease and desist in comic sans. I would totally cease and desist. Or wingdings. Yeah. Oh God. The, uh, part there, the Cuneiform. Any political content, you know, dot, dot, dot cannot apply affiliation. Yeah.

That's important because he is essentially a wing of the Trump campaign. Yes. And especially now that Trump is doing campaign rallies again, which is bananas and Alex Jones talks constantly about how he talks to Trump, right. And that article in the New York times explicitly laid out him bragging about talking to Trump. It correct. He can no longer imply that he is not affiliated with Trump. Adroll, according to the document that he showed has every right not to allow their

services to be used. If that document was real, right. And if that regulation was real, right. I don't think that regulation is real. I don't know. But we're just, we, we have to, you know, you have to dance. Dance with the one that brought you and if we got it, we got to talk about the actual fake letter instead of the actual real.

We don't know enough about the advertising contract that are signed. We can only go on what he's provided and based on what he's provided. He doesn't understand the letter that he puts on screen. Do they have an, do they have a contract with that role? I mean, they must. Oh, you think so? Yeah, probably. I mean, so basically what happens is you have cookies in your computer and they track

you. So if you go to chocolate chip, if you go to white chocolate chip, the subway chocolate chip, if you go to info wars.com, yes, you'll see a bunch of their weird supermail vitality caveman ads on the site. Right. Then you start going to other websites. You'll start seeing info wars ads on those other sites. That's how adware works essentially, or add this, this, uh, this service works.

Yes. There's a bunch of spaces on tons of websites that they have affiliates. It's this really weird system. Right. But because you've gone to their site to info wars, you'll now start seeing their ads. Yeah, it's going to pop up. This is what's been taken away from him. Nothing else.

Oh. No one is censoring him. No one's taking away his free speech. No. They're just saying you are now a wing of the Trump administration and you can't use our service, which is fair. It is fair. Don't stand up for him on the grounds of free speech.

But also, I think he's pretty much fine. I don't think they can even really do that. You don't, you think he's fine? I mean, with citizens united, as long as he doesn't, actually I'm not, I'm not even going to pretend I know what I'm talking about. I can tell you this. They probably didn't do it because it's a fake letter and he gets to play the victim, but maybe they did do it and I don't know why, but fuck them.

Which, uh, you know what though, man, you, you, you're playing fast and loose and what you need to realize is that there's real consequences for Alex, which he spells out in this clip. I would hate to. In Trump's volleys, echoes of Alex Jones conspiracy theories, the message that wasn't and a turning point for fake news. This is all the New York Times coming out in the article saying it's time to restrict fake news.

And a day after the New York Times comes out and says that Alex Jones has $3.3 million of funding. That's a, that's what happened last year with, with Adrol projected in the next year more than that pulled so we can't start a Washington bureau so that we can't hire more crew so that we can't fight harder and expose these liars. When Nancy Pelosi gets up and says George W. Bush is still the president and the same press conference, Maxine Waters is still out of her mind. She thinks Russia attacked, uh, Korea.

He's still talking about that clip, but you get that $3.3 million. Yeah. He just threw that number out and that sounds like that's a real number. I think it's a real number. I think that's a real number. He lost $3.3 million this morning. Fuck. That's a good day for all of us.

Can you imagine how fucking excited I was at work? Yeah. You just jerked off. I see your face. You're jerking off right now. I hate to engage in shot and Freud, but the reality is he's one of the worst people in the world. Yes.

He's been encroaching on his free speech. Nope. This is a business saying, well, you are no longer within the terms of our service. So you're gone. Yeah. Now he can paint it as they targeted me because of my affiliations and I'm a libertarian and blah, blah, blah. But no, I mean, unless one of the implied essential pieces of you being a libertarian

is that you violate their service and then if it is, yeah, sure, okay. You know what he needs to do? What's that? Get some of that foreign Mexico King money. Get some of that Carlos slim money. Oh, that's what you got to do. Yeah. So he goes on to find your own foreign Mexico King.

The rest of this episode legitimately is him screaming about needing money. Yeah. Yes. Doing tons of interviews because he can't handle filling time talking about news. So he has Jerome Corsi in, uh, in Washington, he's full on losing his shit. Yeah. He's broke. Yeah.

He's fucking broke. He might not have an angel investor. Holy fuck. Now, actually, I think there's two possibilities, which we'll get to, I'll spell out some theories as we go along. Excellent. But I want to be clear. Jerome Corsi is out in Washington, D.C. and it really feels like he's pulling whoever

is in the hall and to do an interview because he gets, he gets a former guy, a guy who is in the Senate to come in there and talk about how he's going to spill dirt on the sentence. Just a guy who was in the Senate, not even a Senator, just a guy who was hanging out. Yeah. Now he was like, uh, uh, he's an aide. He keep, no, he keeps saying he was the vice chair of the subcommittee. He doesn't really specify. Don't you have to be a Senator to be a Senator?

He was a Senator. He was an ex Senator. Okay. What's his name? I don't remember. Ah, I want to know his name. No, I don't remember. He might mention it again, but then he gets like the guy who published Roger Stone's book

in, uh, to have an interview and it's all just such ass in tongue shit. Right. I mean, they're all just like, you're, you're being fucked, Alex. They are, they're fucking, they're all panicking. Yeah. They just lost $3.3 million. Big time. Wow.

Yeah. That's fucking great. Yeah. So this next clip, uh, is a, uh, really impassioned sales pitch. What are they going to do? I don't know. They need that money. I don't know.

That's $3.3 million. Gone from a budget. Yeah. You know, one of the things that I'm starting to think rainbow snatch is not going to be around for long. I don't think they can afford rainbow snatch afford that wig. No. Uh, what are the things that I think is implied in Alex's panic cause he's just pitching the

entire show. Right. Is that I think he knows that a lot of the traffic that he gets to his website and a lot of the traffic that he gets are bots. Like I think he knows that he knows that there's a very limited base that he has to work from. Okay. That's kind of a feeling that I get. Wow.

And it's desperation mode. I, okay. Here's my theory. Okay. He's going to be fine. Yeah, I know. Russia. Probably.

There's going to be an investor from Russia. Alexander Dugan is going to give him a little call. The Dugas got it down. This might be the best news ever for Russia. Yeah. Now they fully own it. Our eyes both just got wide. Did you just have the same thought I did?

I want to hear yours first. Okay. Do you want to say it at the same time? Russia used Roger Stone to set up that New York Times article. Oh, yes. The New York Times article ended up putting Alex Jones in the hopper. Yes. And now his funding has fallen out.

He needs funding. Russia comes in, invests in him. He is over a fucking barrel. Wow. God damn it. We're war games. This is amazing. If that's not what happened, Russia should hire us.

That's what I'm saying. There are two things that we need to do right now. One, we need to be on MSNBC as Alex Jones experts. Undoubtedly. Two, we need to do some serious consulting for Russia on how they need to proceed with this whole Alex Jones situation. Now that scenario I just laid out is one possibility. Right.

I'm going to give you a second one. Alex is a fucking idiot. He's a horrible bigot. Yeah. And the people who work at AdSense or whatever, I don't remember the name of the ad roll. People who work there are like, is there any way we can not fuck with this guy anymore? And they're like, oh, shit. He's in breach of our contract.

Let's get him out of here. Awesome. That's entirely possible too. Also, AdRoll needs to get letterhead. Seriously. If they're sending that letter the way it's sent, no. No. Get a letterhead.

Be a business ad roll. What are you doing? Yeah. So anyway, here's this clip. It's a fucking intense sales pitch that pivots. Now, normally what we see is him talking about something very serious and that pivots into a commercial. Right.

In this case, he's doing an ad and then it pivots into a conspiracy theory about what happened to Milo the night before. Excellent. Excellent. Please put it in your calendar, your digital calendar. Put it on your physical calendar to every month support info wars to get a Hillary for present 2017 shirt to get a Bill Clinton rape shirt. You know, they're saying, oh, we're mean.

So we're not allowed to get advertising rape shirt. Yeah. I'm shocked that you didn't react to that more immediately. Get a Bill Clinton rape shirt. Yeah. It does that. Let's go through all the ways that that could be taken. Sure.

Is it a shirt? Yeah. That says Bill Clinton raped people? Well, yeah, that's what it implies. Is it a shirt that says you should rape Bill Clinton? Is a shirt that says that Bill Clinton comma rape? Question mark. It's a shirt with Bill Clinton raping a shirt on it.

But it is. It is a, it is a full of, it's like the mirror room where it's just a shirt of Bill Clinton raping a shirt of a shirt of Bill Clinton raping a shirt. What it is, is that shepherd fairy Obama hope shirt, but with rape. That's really. Yeah. Do you not know about that's not a, that's, I mean, if that were really, really hateful, it's kind of a funny idea.

Do you not know about his whole campaign where he would tell, he was telling people that if you got on the news, right? If you photo bombed the news and yelled Bill Clinton is a rapist and said info wars.com he would give you $5,000. He actually said that. Yeah. Oh my God. I need $5,000.

So people started doing it. No shit. Yeah. So a couple of people got on the news. He just lost $3.3 million. How is he going to be able to pay that shit? Well, I mean, I'm sure, I hope he's already paid those people out. But yeah, he.

All right. So he's looking up the Adrol situation. None of what he has said is on Adrol. So what are you talking about? I mean, all of the stuff that they emailed him, it is completely mentioned that terms of service. Yeah. None of that is on Adrol.

Hmm. So it is an interesting, is it, is this, is this all a secret game plan to sell more shit? It could be. Does he just have, is he just overstocked? It could be. He could be having a fire sale. The thing is, cause if you were, if you were going to have a going out of business sale and you're Alex Jones fucking make up a lie.

Whoa. Right. So he's not ordering another shipment. Uh-uh. Caveman. Not a big seller. Oh, you know what I also discovered recently? You know how those, there are those companies.

That your bones can be turned into pills. I did discover that recently. You know how those companies where you get, you're supposed to order the product and sell it to your friends? Uh, multi-level marketing schemes. They're, they have multi-level pyramid marketing scheme. Info Wars has one of those too. Oh really?

Yeah. Holy fuck. Yeah. Can we do that? No. We absolutely can. Although we should. Caveman's a great product.

Hey everybody out there listening. I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Listen, I can't begin to tell you how great my bones have become now that I'm eating other bones. Just bones. My bones are double bones now. Okay. So just to poke holes a tiny bit in your theory that maybe this is all like a facade or fake.

Listen to, listen to the intensity of his sales pitch. Popping cart would make America free again. Hats and made America apparel like come and take it. They're the ones on every major platform saying kill the president, have civil war beating people up that go to demonstrations to support the president. I want to say something about Milo. Let me get into this later. Milo made his comments about being sexually abused when he was quote a boy or a teenager

and CPAC invited him knowing that so they could disinvite him and have a big stunt to, to, to, to begin all of these amazing attempted takedowns of civilization and society. Now we're against CPAC and that's what they're doing. They're trying to set the precedent with bullying. Holy shit. To take down all the different groups and organizations that are actually defending our republic. Now, now between the two of us, we're just trading conspiracy theories with Alex Jones's

clips. So what's your theory on this one? I have no theory on this one. I'm talking about how the last time we ended or the last like three clips we ended, we immediately went into conspiracy theories and then he immediately goes into conspiracy theory. I'm getting so crazy now, CPAC, CPAC sent the invitation only to send the disinvitation as a, that was their plan the whole time.

That's what Alex thinks. God damn it. I love this. Now, to be fair, Alex Jones is not a man who would defend CPAC in any other way. Okay. Like he would be against them as establishment and the Soros Republicans or something like that. That's all right.

All right. He would, he would say that they're the enemy as well. Right. So the idea is rich fuckers, right? Yeah. Okay. So, and it's Republican. So the idea that like he's making them out to be villains isn't too wild, right?

The idea that they would invite Milo just to uninvite him in order to discredit him as the opening salvo in the takedown of the right wing wacky news, which he claims is the takedown of civilization. Right. That's insane. That's pretty insane. Yeah. That's a, that's a long game right there.

I'm more played a long ass game. A more likely game is they were like, oh fuck Milo's hot as shit right now. Let's get him Milo's a pedophile right now. We blew it. Yeah. Like I can't imagine how shitty Bill Maher must feel. Maybe not at all. He's an asshole.

No, he doesn't give a shit, but he got better ratings and he got more publicity. Who gives him, he doesn't give a fuck. He's probably disappointed that he didn't have him on after. I know. I bet he was thinking the next day he was like, fuck. I nearly missed out on the best scoop of the, of my fucking life. And my ratings would have been through the fucking roof. Through the fucking roof.

If he was Milo's. Everybody would have hate watched the shit out of that show. I would have been able, I would have been unable to avoid clips of that show today. Yeah. Of people condemning Bill Maher. Oh, it turns out he's a, he's an idiot opportunist like we all fucking knew he was from the very beginning. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Sad. Sad. So this next clip, he rambles a bit where he actually sort of admits that it's cool if Russia infiltrates our government as long as bad people are in charge, which is weird. And then he gets into another impassioned sales pitch that involves some praying.

And it's like, you push so hard is the reason people like Kurt Weldon, who knows all the secrets folks highest level head of the committee. That's the Senator. He was talking about Kurt. Oh, okay. Kurt Weldon. Head of the committee. Head of the kid.

He was not head of the committee. He was vice chair of something, but again, Alex doesn't, he plays fast and loose with the details. Right. But he knows all about China. Well, he's hopped up on that male vitality right now. Super male vitality. Anyway, he's going to get through this.

Oh yeah. Vice chair of Homeland Security, vice chair of arms services committee that he knows everything about the Clintons and the Chinese. That's the big one. The Russians are, and it's not anti-Russian to expose this, but if they want to sit there, of course Russia infiltrated our government because we had traders in it. That's Russia. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. What? The point is they respect Trump. No. Those can't mind that you know, but they're, they're attacking his family. He is the most beautifully pigheaded person I've ever seen. And so here's the bottom line.

Wait. Whoa. Wait. Did he just say it was fine if Russia infiltrated our government? That's their job. I think he just said it was fine if Russia infiltrated our government because they had Obama in there, which is basically admitting that Russia infiltrated our government. It's not basically.

He just said that Russia infiltrated our government and he's cool with it. Isn't that bad? But it's fine now because they respect Trump. Aren't they at the very least supposed to pretend that Russia didn't infiltrate our government? He's losing it. Isn't that the party line? He lost 3.3 million.

He lost 3.3 million. He's giving up all the secrets now. That's the big part of why I am so tickled. Is he trying to extort Trump now? Is he going to give up all of the bullshit that he knows? I think he's trying to entice the Russian investors that we were talking about. We were speculating about earlier. It's cool if they infiltrated the government because now they respect Trump.

It's totally fine. Can he...is that...I mean, he can say that. What? He can say that it's cool that... Oh, that's...wow, that's fucking nuts. He can say it, but I think him saying it will only make the case against him much stronger whenever people are like... I think it makes the case against Trump so much stronger.

He talks to him on the phone a bunch. Yeah. I think that basically means that Trump has told him... Russians have infiltrated... Russians have infiltrated our government. Or at the very least, or at the very least, Trump has told him like, hey, man, I got all these Russian contracts. What's great is they respect me.

Yeah. They're the only ones left. Yeah. Also... And they don't. Also, if we take the letter that he got from Adroll seriously, him saying that Trump is the most beautiful pigheaded man he's ever seen, this might be why you're in trouble. I, again, don't think that's a compliment.

I mean, pigheaded's kind of like, it's like Stubborn to that sort of ballpark. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I kind of understand that. But again, he's a beautiful pig-headed man, pig-headed man. It's on the cusp. That's not a good... I don't...

If you said I was a beautiful pig-headed man, that would not make me feel better. But it also isn't within your character. So I would never describe you that way. You're an ugly pig-headed man. Yes! Flipped it. Easy targets. All right, here, are you ready to buy some product?

I am so ready. He also was the guy who was behind the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth campaign that was fake news. Fake news! So, fuck him. Banking and work with Trump? Why? Oh, he also wrote a book about how Obama's birth certificate wasn't real.

Great! New York Times bestseller! Yeah. You know what? Everything that's been a lie has been a bestseller. That's a good point. A million little pieces is a bestseller. It doesn't matter if you get a bestseller and you're a wildly discredited individual.

If you're just shown publicly, definitively to be a liar and a propagandist, I don't care about your accomplishments anymore. No. I mean, but also, like, good for you. I haven't written a New York Times bestseller. No, he's moved some product. I should lie. Yeah, we got to start lying.

We got to write a New York Times bestseller on how Caveman works. He and his age fighting so hard, seven days a week. Oh, he's like, why is he at his age fighting so hard? And then they show on the screen Jerome Corsi's fat bloated fucking head. And he's just sitting there like, just, like, he wants to talk and Alex won't let him talk. Wait, he's actually on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jerome Corsi is on right now.

Yeah. And Alex Jones is just talking as this dude is bummed out. Yeah, well, let him talk. He's like, why do you think at his age he's still doing this? The reason is because he's been discredited by every other organization. He can't get work anywhere else. He's probably broke his fuck. Yeah, and listen, no one would touch him.

He can't, like, in so many ways. They complain about not getting White House credentials in another part of this, you know, this episode. And first of all, they were really talking a big game about how they were going to get him before they really, they really were. And in this episode, Jerome Corsi is like, you know, they just, you know, they're just stymining up the process and they won't give me these credentials. There's no reason they shouldn't give me these credentials.

Never going to give them. There's plenty of reasons not to give you those credentials. So many. You anyway, although I would like to see some, I would love to see some Alex Jones questions in the press corps. Oh, just like, have you tried caveman? Excuse me, Mr. Trump. What are you going to do about the 11th dimensional beings?

That's way too tight. That's a good point. Question would take five minutes. It would. Yeah. It would be both. What are you going to do about these 11th dimensional beings? Have you considered trying wearing a Bill Clinton rape shirt?

Would you also have missed this? You'd be like, I'm not going to ask this question. I'm going to ask this question. That's true. That's true. You're right. You're right. I missed out.

I had a real opportunity there. I also think he never lets Jerome talk. Because he realizes, folks, we're in crisis and we're starting to get a little bit of the initiative back, but we're still not winning. Not anymore. Listen, spread the article, spread the video, spread the link, spread them like your life depends on it because it does because your life depends on it. That's all the money and that is right at the money.

We have a little bit more that was in our budget for this year. That was the money. I told you, I'm not going to even take a profit this year because my children's future is everything. It's not that money's bad. The point is, is that all I want to win. And so I started expanding our operation 10 years ago when they tried to infiltrate us and shut us down.

When I had like seven or eight employees, they're trying to shut me down. I'm going to go to the next level. We did it. And now I pledge before God that I am going to turn everybody of my will completely over to this and I pray for God discernment and to lead God and direct me. And I'm going to ask the listeners to pray with us and to flood us with capital. So I'm not penny pinching with Dr. Corsi hours the last week on how to get a little office in DC and worrying about the bills.

We shouldn't be worrying about the bills. There should be just tsunamis of money coming in here. And quite frankly for media, it is tsunamis. But for what we need to do, it's not enough. Okay. I need money to go out to these people. Oh, he fucking needs money. This is pathetic.

Adroll really did lose him $3.3 million. There are no more conspiracy theories about that. He is fucked. I still think the letter is fake. He is going down. He wrote the letter because the actual email was like, dude, fuck off. No, the actual email probably had details. He couldn't refute.

Oh, that's a good point. I imagine he wrote. Yeah, he had no, he wrote that email. Also, he, he, he definitely wrote that email because I've forgotten already, but I believe that email. The sign off is just a first name. It just says it's actually just Adroll. It just says, thanks, Caroline.

Love. No way. And all my best. Adroll. There's no way that some like Caroline, any business, anybody who's in customer relations or anything like that has a email signature. They have like at the very least they would have a phone number, have a boilerplate kind of thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yes, you are right. This is not fake. He has lost a shit ton of money. The letter is fake. Him being fucked is not fucked.

Yeah. This is hilarious. One, he's not going to stop doing the show, but we are going to see a skeleton crew of a man with an iPhone filming him. Now, this is exciting. Get this. I have one theory and that is that a bunch of rubes are going to send him a bunch of money.

So I think he's going to make a ton of money off. All right. The same way that what like those fucking the, the people who refuse to bake a cake. Oh, the, Got a shit ton of money. Or Chick-fil-A. Yeah. All, all, all of these things tend to work that way.

I think he realizes he has enough fucking idiots in his cult and he, it's like, it's time to call. It's time to, so I think he knows that I can, I can get a lot of money out of these ding dongs. Okay. But then the second thing is when this episode comes out, it's going to be Wednesday, right? He had already planned that he was going to do a Reddit AMA. Oh, shit.

So that's already going to be happening, but he's decided to expand it into a 13 hour live broadcast. Oh my fucking God. Telethon for free speech. Holy shit. Because he's painting this as a free speech issue and it is not. No, it's very much not a free speech issue. This is a fucking, I'm broke issue.

This is a Alex Jones gets hoisted on his own propaganda part issue. This is insane. This is insane. So anyway, he's not even, but it is also insane to know that he was making an extra 3.3 million dollars. It's insane that he can continue to operate at all after losing 3.3 million dollars. I assume, I assume it, I assume that he didn't just, I assume they didn't take $3 million away from him that day.

The 3.3 million dollars is what he projected to make from it this year. Yeah. And it's only February. So he should, he better fucking have an estate. Oh God. Yeah. But do you understand why I'm so happy now? We're about to enter a weird period for Alex.

This is going to be a delight. He might actually be fighting for his life. He's going to do the last hour from here on out. He might have to do the full four hours. Pay Rappaport. Yeah. How many people is it? How?

Okay. He doesn't pay Rappaport. Nobody pays Rappaport. No. And no one puts them in the corner. Nobody. Nope. No.

I was about to say that. You son of a bitch. Sorry. You son of a bitch. No one puts Batman in the corner. Except for him as long as it's a dark corner. So I don't think I have a clip of this either. In some young woman's bedroom.

Eesh. Alex was yelling about how like, I was going to add 25 more people around here. Fuck it. I'm adding 100. I lost 3 billion people. I've got to hire four times the amount of people. He just, he's like, I believe in God and Providence. Yeah.

I was going to say he's got Jesus on his side. That argument makes me think that there is a secret investor. Okay. The confidence to hire more people in a downturn like this. He's not going to hire more people. No. It is probably just bravado. He is going to hire zero more people now.

Anyway, this sales pitch goes on and it gets great. Excellent. And they are, people ask, the New York Times is like, we want your affiliate list. We notice there's stations you don't list. And I go, yeah, because I tell the network, don't list our affiliates because all sorts of stuff goes on. I'll leave it at that. Not just boycotting.

Okay. I mean, straight up mafia racketeering crap. And our stations know it. A lot of our stations have us on a little bit and get threatened. And they go, especially in the South, they go, go to hell. He's on prime time now. So it backfires a lot too when you threaten station owners, families. I mean, let's just get it out in the open.

What we're dealing with here. And I'll tell all the bullies and all the mafia scum this, you want to fight, you better believe you got one. Okay. So Adroll blocks us off. We've got other systems as well. And they say, you are fake news. You are not allowed to have free speech.

It says right here in the email this morning, we were projected to be over five billion. This year with this program, 3.3 last year after expenses, all content on your website should be relevant. They decide after it informative and up to date, any claims should be easily verifiable. We are not able to promote websites that intentionally misrepresent no judge, no jury. They just claim and just say, I'm worthless. I'm bad. Their businesses are using any tactic to falsely enhance reputation or misrepresent actual

offerings. Really? I mean, we have on third party sites, 4.9 reviews, tens of thousands of them. I mean, we're just loved everywhere. The president calls me. President calls me. You just accidentally said the thing that's the problem. If that letter, no, I think I think the real thing that was the problem is that they wanted

very easily verifiable claims and he has zero verifiable claims. And if you go back and listen to the episodes that we've done already, we have verifiable evidence that he's a liar and consistently lies. Yeah. Everything is a lie. Yeah, even if he, even if he was a Trump campaign arm, as long as he was referencing verifiable facts, I think they would have been fine with it. Well, no, because of that point, Fox News is fucking a Trump campaign.

No, but because of that sentence, the implies affiliation. Right. That's important. And he never reads that from that letter. Fox News, as much as they are like a propaganda wing, they don't pretend that they're friends with the president. I mean, they have, they have, uh, what's this fuck? Sean Hannity.

Yeah, but he still doesn't talk all the time on his show about how he calls Trump and shit like that. That's true. Alex Jones has crossed a line in terms of what he's presenting. I also like the. Do you think Trump calls him all the time? No, not all the time, but it seems like Trump calls him often enough. Yeah, they probably talk a little bit, but then now Trump calls him.

Yeah, probably at 2am. Yeah. In front of the switchboard and he's like, Hey man, who should I talk to? Do you have any listeners who are willing to call me at two in the morning? You got Nugent's phone number. I bet Trump wants to meet Nugent all the time. Oh yeah. That was the other thing that during the Nugent interview that they kept talking

about like Alex is like, I mean, we're rebels. We got rock and roller Ted Nugent here. Like, yeah, nobody more rebellious than 85 year old Ted fucking Nugent with a weird fucking gray soul patch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always, it's always a good time for a gray soul patch. Anyway, this isn't done. President, I got award winning journalist on.

I just had a former head of the Homeland Security committee. What awards? What awards? New York Times bestseller, Jerome Corsi. That's not an award. He has, but he has that's a that's a fucking a numerical response. Yeah, nobody nobody's giving him a BAFTA no for a homeland. He didn't have Seymour Hirshon.

Okay, conspicuous in his absence of guests that he's listening is notorious social justice warrior rainbow snatch. Although I would give her a comedy award. Can you believe that within a day he's gone from that comedy segment? To this panic existential crisis. It's you know what? I don't think they're unconnected. Adrol Adrol saw rainbow snatchers like we're done.

Fuck this. If God is real the way that Alex Jones thinks he is. This is punishment for that rainbow snatch. Just for how bad a comedy it was and I for an eye. Yeah. And what the hell are you talking about? We're changing the world. We just put the president in you the listeners and viewers did.

And I know for a fact the other big news sites aren't contracting and viewership and readership. I'm not going to say their names. I love them. They're all in trouble. Right. Except for us and one other. And I'm in talks with them to basically merge because we've got to get big or be

destroyed here. Ladies and gentlemen, holy shit. And they are cutting the money out. They won't even let Breitbart have an app folks after they paid for it years later. The same stuff's happening to us. So we just basically imagine we're a ship. We just got hit by, you know, a huge 50 millimeter shell. Okay.

So just understand it's a big fire on the deck. We're going to make it through this and get stronger. But I don't want to spend all my time crawling around just trying to raise capital. We need everybody to get products they need. There's thousands of great items at infowarstore.com. Go there. Sign up for vitamins. Sign up for minerals.

Sign up for supplements. Sign up for auto-ship. And there may come a time when they shut all that down. I'm going to be up here every day saying you want to hear this show, send me a donation because that's what this comes down to. That's where this country is. And that's where this world is. I'm going back to Dr. Corsi here in a minute, but I'm going to tell you right now.

Help defend info wars and get our silver bullet colloidal silver that now just came back in stock after three months of being sold out. He doesn't talk to Jerome Corsi. He just talks about colloidal silver for like five minutes. By the way, Breitbart has an app. Yeah, they do. Yeah. So does info wars.

Yep. They haven't been censored from anything. Nope. It's all bullshit. It's that same thing that he was saying. It's like, oh, I was on Rogan. It's the most popular podcast ever. They took it down and then like you just go and find it.

Yeah. Yeah. They did not take that one down. You can't Google search it. Yes, you can. Easily. Yeah. You put it into Google.

Yeah. Have you ever done a Google search? You can do that. Yeah. It's like, who the heck is this guy? I don't know. You're a fake news. Cause you're lying.

Yeah. And disseminating fake news. Who are they merging with? I think it's probably, it can't be Breitbart because that would have weird conflicts with the White House. Right. I think it has to be Drudge. You think so?

Yeah, I think so. Okay. So, but Drudge is just an aggregator, right? Mostly, yeah. There is some original content on there, but it is largely posting links to info wars or stuff like that. Right. And then who's the other?

So then you mentioned one other who was taken off. Breitbart was taken off Adrol? No. No, that wasn't what he was saying. So he mentioned a couple of names and they decided Adrol was coming after us and one other and he wouldn't mention the name. I don't know. But he's also saying that these people's audience aren't contracting

and he knows that. Right. Which is the opposite of the narrative that he likes to spend. But it's also because there's so much fake traffic. Like, you can have millions of hits to your website a day, but if you look at the actual analytics of it and you look at unique viewers, it's totally different. Really?

Like, if you go to their Quantcast and you look at the numbers versus unique visitors and it's true of even what I'd want. Well, you said that it was a third. A third was fake, right? No, that's Twitter followers. Oh, that's Twitter followers. And it was like between 20% and a third. Yeah.

I don't remember the exact number, but it's in there. Right. Between, because I don't remember which was Prison Planet and which was Alex Jones' personal Twitter. Wow. So yeah, but even that's just Twitter. Right. Like, if you go to actual websites and the traffic that you're getting,

you can set up bots to artificially inflate traffic. Yeah, of course. And I have no doubt in my mind that a lot of these right-wing sites are doing stuff like that. Of course. Of course. Although Alex would say he's not right-wing, but that's a whole dilemma for another day.

He's Trump-wing. Yeah. Because, because yeah, there is no, there is no right-wing anymore. There's Trump-wing and then there's reality. Yeah. That's all there is. So we have a couple more clips. And then there's Democrats who are, yeah.

He has an interview on this show with a guy who claims to be one of the most important intelligence operators in the world. Oh, I bet he is. His name is Robert Steele and we're going to get to his interview. But before we do. Everybody has a great fucking name. Rob Steele. His name is actually Robert David Steele.

Um, three names. Rob Steele is better. He's going to kill the president. Rob Steele is way better. Um, so he is. Rob and Steele is way better. He's a weird dude and his interview is scary as hell. But before we get to that, I want to take a little opportunity to introduce

you to another gentleman who is a member of Alex Jones' team. Okay. He is a gentleman by the name of Mark Dice. It's a pastel snatch. We've talked about Mark Dice in passing in the past. I think it's Mark Dice Clay. More or less. Yeah.

I think it's time that we meet him. Okay. Uh, this is a clip. This is a show. And he comes through the door right now. Ladies and no, okay. He is insane. Oh, if you're adding, if you're, if you're there now with what we deal with,

if you specifically single him out for being insane, we're going to get wild. Now I want to say a few things. They take at least five minutes to play a Mark Dice segment in the middle of this, we need money show, which is wild. Yes. But then also I did a little looking into it and Mark Dice worked for Info Wars a ways back. Okay.

Then he and Alex Jones had a falling out. Okay. He started his own YouTube channel where he was mocking Alex Jones consistently. Oh no. Are we watching a full on professional wrestling reconciliation? Is that what's happening right now? This is Kevin Owens and Sammy Zane coming back together.

Okay. Cause the two, he now works for Info Wars again. Oh my God. They squashed the beef and now they're working together again. Okay. And Mark Dice more or less, he does a couple other things. He sometimes does really snarky reports, but a lot of what he does is J walking. He does a lot of like that.

Oh, he does the man on the street. Look how dumb people are. Yeah. Yeah. That whole thing. The good thing is that they're all liberals and look how fucking stupid liberals are. Of course. I'm going to play.

Boy, I hate it whenever we are so fucking stupid. I'm going to play a little sample of his gotcha journalism out on the street. And now keep in mind, if you're watching the video, all but the last person he talks to in this clip who we might not even get to are all trying to walk away from him. Foreign and domestic. Which, which means? Is Alex. Which means that not all liberals are dumb.

Yeah. What country is Mount Rushmore located in? I don't know. Are you an American? Yeah. I'm going to have to revoke your citizenship. Okay. Fuck you.

Where is Trump Tower located? I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. Where is Donald Trump from? Where does he live? I don't know where he lives. Just generally.

Where does he live? I have no idea. You could tell Donald Trump something about your tampons. What would you say to him? So if you could tell Donald Trump something about your tampons, what would you say to him? So, but that is, that is a dear God. It's me, Margaret.

Isn't that what that is? I think so. I think so. So he's out at a beach just asking people questions who are walking around on the beach. But he, one of his big gotcha journalism styles. Is he'll pretend that Trump is doing something really bad and be like, you're so gullible, you believed me. And so this was him talking to a girl that, uh, that Trump signed an executive order to

get rid of tampons. That's not gullibility. No. That's the world we live in now. There are zero things you could tell me about Trump where I would be like, where I would not entertain the possibility. Right. But he told this girl that Trump is trying to outlaw tampons.

Now he's playing this in his sizzle reel of how stupid people are. Right. Listen to her response. They're definitely a necessity. They're not, uh, something that needs to be banned at all. I don't know for sure, but I don't think he would use an executive order to ban tampons because one that just sounds preposterous to me because they're kind of a necessity. They're not a luxury at all.

And I can tell you that for many, many years of experience that there's nothing luxurious about having your period and needing to use a tampon. What's being made fun of there? Does he, does he have a response to that? No. Why did he put that in the clip? That's not even. That's actually really good advocacy.

Yeah. Like she did a great fucking job. Maybe he snuck that clip in there because he agrees with her. Maybe he never wanted to, maybe he never stopped wanting to take Alex Jones down. Oh my God. Dice is on the inside. Why, why have we become the main conspiracy theorists on this fucking podcast? Have we lost our minds?

Jordan, the worm is turned. It's, it's all backwards now. The hunter has become the hunted. Now Alex Jones is asking for listeners and we're spouting conspiracy theorists. This is all gone tits up. Yeah. Tomorrow's episode is undoubtedly going to be just part of our show. God.

That's, she makes a really great point and that's not it. But how bad of like man on the street shit is that? Yeah. There's no punch. There's no like, aha, you're an idiot. It was just, he introduced the idea that Trump was going to ban tampons and she said, I think that sounds preposterous. I don't really believe that that's what's going to happen, but I will say that it's

not luxurious to have your period. Yeah. I've had my period for a really long time. I feel like if the question of like, where does Trump live? It was actually answered by, well, so far Trump seems to have many different living locations and it seems like even though he's supposed to live in the White House, he's rarely there. It's also maybe he lives in New York.

Was he born in New York? Probably. But I don't know. He spends a lot of time in Mar-a-Lago. Now you're answering that question. Who and what are we? The piano underneath it. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Let's see. I think he has some more. He confronts somebody. What country is Mount Rushmore in? America? Her answer was... Idiots!

Well, her answer was... The country is North Dakota, moron. She says she doesn't know, but she looks high as shit. She's trying to have a nice day on the beach. Fucking coming up with your cameras and shit. Blowing the buzz. You might have seen the Donald Trump kids are big hunters. They go on these hunting trips just for fun.

Yes. So now, just getting people's reactions to Donald Trump's kids now killing the Triceratops in Africa. Yeah. I'm not thinking extra. Okay, so honestly, my opinion is I think they're just getting away with a lot for the simple fact that they're Donald Trump's children. So he eat me, he cornered...

So, again, even though he said Triceratops, she had the absolute correct answer. And, you know, the Trump kids do kill a lot of wild game weirdly. Yeah, it might as well. If I was asked that question, I wouldn't immediately stop and go, Triceratops aren't real. To the bigger issue, I would say that blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. You are clearly making an exaggeration and I'm going to give you a response instead of engaging with your dumb assness.

But this lady is dumb and she's clearly like a wannabe actress. She's like grabbing the mic from him and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. She's just dumb and going along with it for like being on camera, which is fine. But it still, it doesn't end up being funny at all. No. It's not like a boom, gotcha. All it is is you don't know Triceratops aren't real.

Again, well, one, I mean, Triceratops are real. They're just not now. Eddie Bravo told me they aren't. Okay. That's a good point. So this next clip, Eddie Bravo says it. One, I don't think it's true, but two, I think he has a good heart. Now, this next clip is the beginning of this interview with Rob Steele.

And this is a really short clip where Alex makes it. He has to have committed burglary at least once. Like that's nominative determinism, right? Yeah, probably. He has robbed or stolen something. I didn't even think of that. Did you not think of that? That's the only thing I've been thinking about every time you said his name.

Because his name, the S-T-E-E-L-E, S-T-E-E-L-E, Rob Steele to me is more like superhero. Like to me, that's a alter ego. Rob Steele, man. Yeah. So this clip is really short. And Alex makes a wild exaggeration about the situation he's in. Okay. Now I don't, this all broke this morning.

We don't even have articles out on this yet. Okay. But Robert David Steele joins us. I want to get his take on where we are and what's currently happening. But people need to understand this is the most serious censorship since the Civil War in this country. Bold. Okay. All right.

All right. I'm not even going to try and argue with it. The most serious censorship since the Civil War in this country. You know what? What about? I would actually argue the most serious censorship was. The Civil life crew. Super-goer canvi?

No, Millie Vanilly not being allowed to have a career. Girl, you know it's true. Girl. You know it's true. Tri-Sarah tops are real. Yep. No. Whenever FDR refused to mention that it was specifically the Japanese that he was putting

in interment camps, the order that he wrote never once mentioned Japanese people. Okay. Well, that's selective truth, not censorship. You're right. That's a good point. This is censorship being forced upon somebody. I was just trying really hard to find any kind of, it was too live crew. Too live crew.

You're right. They got banned in the USA. Look. I was banned in the USA. That's a great song. What about Lenny Bruce? Sure. I would go with Lenny Bruce.

Wouldn't you go with Lenny Bruce? Another one. Steve-O and he got in trouble for stapling his balls to his leg. He should get in trouble for stapling. Although at the same time, wasn't he already in trouble enough? Yeah. He was in deep trouble. He was doing fucking PCP on video and selling it.

PCP is actually made of bones. Did you know that? I didn't. Yeah. Me and my buddies actually bought that DVD from like a late night infomercial. It was called PCP saved my life. It was nuts, but not as nuts as this next clip. Bath salt saved my face.

This is just this Robert Steele talking. Rob Steele. I generally don't include interviews on the show. Right. But some of the stuff that this guy is- Unless it's Jerome Corsi not being allowed to speak. Yeah. Some of the stuff that this guy is saying is incredibly scary.

And I think it's actually really what this is all about. Well, Alex, A, you're my hero. I think you're one of the best of the alternative media sites. And frankly, I wouldn't be popular anywhere if it hadn't been for you. So thank you. No, thank you. That is scary. I'll give you two names.

Brendan Sullivan and Daniel Sheehan. I think you should reach out to both of them because this is the single greatest threat to American democracy since Congress abdicated its constitutional role to control the power of the purse and war. Alex Jones. There is a certain amount of that that is kind of true whenever they have not yet authorized any actual war and yet we've still fought a lot of wars and they've been okay with the executive branch doing that.

No, I agree that that's a problem. That is a problem. But Alex Jones losing a sponsor is not the biggest threat to democracy since that. I would say no. Yeah. This is without question an unconstitutional illegal action and Alex, I would be thrilled if you got Brendan Sullivan and Danny Sheehan on your side and led a full court crash. Sure.

Tell folks who those are. There's a lot of people that have been worrying about all this and now it's happening. Well, Brendan Sullivan is the I'm not the plotted plant guy who defended Oliver North. That's not a good plan. Brendan Sullivan is probably the single greatest lawyer still working in Washington, D.C. Daniel Sheehan is the Ellsberg lawyer. I reviewed his book, The People's Advocate. Danny Sheehan is one of the greatest lawyers on the planet.

So you get two lawyers. So wait. Now we've got two, two the greatest lawyers on the planet. Yeah. But one of them defended the guy from the Vietnam papers. Oh. That wasn't that Ellsberg's thing? Yeah.

So you got that guy. That's good. And then the guy who defended Ollie North. Less good. Very different. Less good. Very different. Two.

That's like. That's like the guy who defended OJ and the guy who defended Dave from IT who is now officially our punching bag. Yeah. He's a character. He is our, uh, uh, the, whatever it was, the Bob, the punching dummy. Also, I have a new segment that we don't have time for it now, but I just want you to know. Wait, are you teasing a segment and then saying we're not going to do it?

I'm just saying we're immediately going to do it. Right? No. No. Okay. I came up with a segment and we're going to do it next episode. Okay. All right.

All right. Get excited for that listeners. Anyway, this guy goes on, but seriously, those lawyers, their credits could not be further apart. No. Not good. And he is deeply committed to First Amendment rights. Absolutely.

And they're going to argue we have terms of service, but they just can't take some fake list that the Washington Post admits is fake and then apply it and then ban me and say I'm not a human and put me in some electronic ghetto. Adroll is a failing company. They laid off 500 people in December. So they flash up on screen an article from Fortune Magazine when he says this to add credence to his claim that they laid off 500 people and Adroll is a failing company. Yes.

I'd like to read to you from this December 7th, 2016 article from Fortune Magazine. I love it when you read contradictory information. Adroll has laid off around 29 employees. Fortune has learned CEO Aaron Bell provided the following statement. During our annual planning process, we made prioritization decisions to focus on the growth areas that we're most excited about. This led to a small number of roles being eliminated. We also opened up other new roles and there was no personal impact on R&D.

We saw record breaking revenue in 2016 and these changes will support our ambitious growth plans for 2017 and beyond. Did that 500 number come from a little bit later in the article? Adroll has around 500 employees so they laid off their entire business. According to Rob Steele, Rob Steele, not big on the details, not big on the details. He says he's one of the most important intelligence operatives in the world. He can't even read a three paragraph article, not good at intelligence, fucking liar. Whenever they're complaining about being fake news.

This is why. This is why you flashed that article on the screen when you were lying about it. How long did they leave the article up? Did they leave it up long enough for you to read all three paragraphs? Long enough for me to see it. That's basically admitting that my viewership can't read. Yeah, it's insane. Do you not think someone's paying attention?

I am. I think, okay, maybe we're the only people paying attention. This is a new conspiracy theory for us. No, we've already speculated this. That's a good point. It's just. No one else. No one else watches Alex Jones.

Yeah, it's all bots. There are zero Alex Jones listeners and yet somehow we have some downloads on this show. All Alex Jones bots. To be fair, if Alex Jones, like no one was listening to him, this podcast is still fascinating. Using him as source material. Now we're just like, we just have a live video feed from a dude in an insane asylum. That is what Alex lives in, in his head. That's a good point.

Anyway, we're about to get to what I think this clip is really scary. Okay. They're a crap company, okay? They do whatever Google tells them to do. And behind Google is Eric Schmidt. So this is Google. And behind Eric Schmidt is the Clinton Foundation and George Photos and behind them are the Rothschild.

George. What I'm trying to do right now is that we need a new internet. We need to bury Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. A steam it is a good start. I personally have never taken ads on my website in part because I rely on donations and I'm much smaller than you are, Alex. But I think this is war and Trump, unfortunately, is having all of his people being stripped away from him and he still doesn't get it.

He needs an electoral reform act and he needs a Trump channel. And you and I have talked about the Trump channel and you should certainly be a critical part of the Trump channel. But I want to bury Twitter, Facebook, Google and YouTube and I want to do it in the next 90 days with a blockchain technology that Donald Trump could roll out with Brad Parscale overnight. Now, when you're completely fucking shit, when you're complaining about censorship and then you're advocating a Trump channel and destroying the Internet.

Yeah. And you're not on solid ground. The scarier part was the elector reform thing. Yeah. Because that's got the, you know, you know how much, you know, Mugabe ran a dictatorship. Oh, did you hear what he said recently? I mean, more a democracy, but somehow he won 97 percent of the vote. Did you see all great dictators win 97 percent of the vote?

Did you see Mugabe gave a shout out to Trump recently? Oh my God. Great. Great. Fucking great. Yeah. I love it. The Trump channel.

Now, do you think, so the theory behind Trump's actual campaign was that what he was really going for was a Trump news network that Jared Kushner would run. Yeah. So do you think they're still trying to put that together? Well, doesn't Kushner run the New York Post or whatever? Doesn't he have his own paper? I don't think he has. He's a real estate magnate.

Yeah. But I'm pretty sure he owns a paper. Really? I'm not entirely sure. I don't know all the details. Oh, we're fucked. I shouldn't speculate. I believe I've read that somewhere.

All right. I don't know all the details. We're not fake news. I'm not claiming that. Yeah. Yeah. I'll look it up. Yeah.

Okay. So we've got the Trump channel, which if he was going to merge with somebody, wouldn't you want him to find out whether or not there was a Trump channel that he could merge with? Is this, is this actually, this is actually a possibility, right? Yeah. And if it is a possibility, then that's state run media. And if we have state run media, it's fucking over. Yeah.

Isn't that, isn't that what happens like that's Brazil, Brazil has state run media. Jared Kushner owns the New York Observer. Is that a, isn't that like a, like, I don't know. That two men found Bigfoot and they had a child with him. It might be. I don't know what the New York Observer is. I don't know if it's a paper of record, incredible at all. All I know is that they fucking watch shit.

But I'm glad that I, I didn't just make up out a whole cloth that he owns something. I apologize that I said it was the New York Post. That is good. But it still had New York in the name. Yes. The idea that he's going to merge with some other propagandist arm and create the Trump channel, which I think is what they were talking about earlier in the episode, is one of the scariest possibilities ever.

That's for real terrifying. Yeah. Wow. We're fucked. We are. And that's, that's, uh, that's Russia. That's Russia. For all my glee.

Who, who is going to back the fucking Trump channel? Wait. What, what, what are you asking me? Russia. Russia. Russia. Through Roger Stone. Through Roger Stone.

Our conspiracy theory from earlier is coming full circle. $1 million lost, but who's going to make up that? The Trump channel. The Trump channel. Who is going to, uh, finance that Putin's non-existent money. All that oil, all that oil money for Russia, Carter Page is going to shoot it over. Is this, I've never gone from glee to utter and abject terror so fast. Well, here's what's interesting.

I was so happy that we're losing $3.3 million and now I know there's a state run media coming. It's great. Why did you break my heart? Now let me try and cheer you back up. So it is delightful Alex Jones being in panic mode. It's so fun. And I don't think he's going to get out of it for a while. No, we're, we're here at the very least tomorrow is going to be batched and saying, and it's

going to be 13 hours episode. How is it? I'm going to be watching all of them. You just, you told me earlier, emergency episode. You told me earlier that you were going to do a full, like I got to take a day off. I'm going to have to watch this from start to finish. I'm going to take a full day on eventually you like, I'm going to come in here tomorrow afternoon and you are just going to be naked writing your name in shit on the wall.

No, I've got therapy tomorrow night. Friday though. Fair enough. Fair enough. Shit on the wall. So the, what I want to say to cheer you up is that this state run media shit is so obvious. Yeah.

And we are on the ground floor against it. We're hipsters against state run media. We stand to gain the most out of this. Your naked self-interest is delightful. Not naked self-interest. I don't mean gain monetarily or anything like that. What we're doing is now important. Yeah.

Weird, weird. It's still fun. Bad, right? It's us. Us being important is the worst thing I can think about. It's a little scary, but the way we do this is so fun and it's so easy. Like it's fun to at the very least us. Yeah.

And the hundreds of people who are listening, like everyone loves it. And I love you all. I appreciate you listening very much, but like debunking these lies are so easy. It's like a hot knife through butter. We. God, I wish Adrol just gave us that 3.3 million. That would be a great fucking week. So I think that we are in for an exciting period of podcast.

This is going to be batshit because who knows, six months from now, there might not be info wars. Well, six months from now, there might not be America. So let's let's not go crazy. Six months from now, we might be broadcasting from Easter Island. Yeah. We had that conversation early. Maybe the only way to keep this going is to escape.

State run media starts up. I know. All right. So we're, we're going to go from being knowledge fight to Trump news fight. Yeah. And also remember like episode three or whatever, I was speculating that this could become dangerous. Yeah. This could become this could become day.

I thought we were all having a nice little laugh. Not anymore. No. This could. Like, you know what happens to people, although that does sound very megalomaniacal right now. No, but think about what happens to people who do what we're doing in Russia. Yeah.

They die. Oh my God. If we look, we're gonna, do you remember the journalist who in her home was shot in the face like 20 times on Putin's birthday on Putin's birthday, which is. Both. Like if it wasn't real, that's cute. That's a fun little, like if that was in a TV show, part of you would be like, oh, again, that's wagon dick.

Yeah. That's Putin being like, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's the wire. Like that's Avon Barksdale getting taken down. Yeah.

Yeah. But, but the idea that we might be in your fucking apartment and shot to death. If I'm going to die, that's the only way I want to die for sure. Only way I want to die. Now let's just bring this back into reality. Yes. This, this hasn't happened yet. The state run media thing.

There's just the kernels of it here in this episode. Yes. We're not really in danger. We're not, we're not paranoid to the point where it's like, we think this is real. No matter how many conspiracy theories we just made up in the past hour, we are not paranoid. But worst case scenario, this shit gets really dark really fast. Yeah. And we will be here.

The best case scenario, frankly, best case scenario is that this gets dark. For whom? Just dark. That's fine. Anyway, this last clip I want to play is more from the Robert Steele interview where Alex keeps trying to get Robert Steele to talk about how shitty Alex's situation is. All he wants to talk about. This is the two of them in a bar and the bartender being like, what's wrong, man?

All Alex wants to do is talk about like, I lost $3.3 million. Everyone's trying to censor me and Robert Steele is like, we'll not stop repeating. You need to get lawyers in, in Alex Jones's defense. If I just lost $3.3 million, holy shit, that's all I would be able to talk about lost $3.3 million. David Knight is hosting. I'm taking the day off. That's a good point.

He should have taken the fucking day off. I should have gotten drunk. He should be fucking wasted right now. Yeah. So this dude just, I mean, well, he is fucking wasted right now. He should have been wasted at about 10 in the morning. Yeah. Steele just keeps telling him to lawyer up.

Lawyer up to do what? To fucking take the fight to the establishment. To the Supreme Court? Yeah. Take the fight to Google, I guess. To Google. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you're going to win a fight against Google. But that's, that's another thing. If he does end up taking this guy's advice, shit's going to get wild. Frankly, if he fights against Google, I wouldn't be surprised if he died on Google's fucking birthday. So anyway, he, he, he does that. I don't remember exactly what, what else is fucked up about this clip, but it's fucked up.

But the problem is you are our natural leader and I really respect everything you have done for all of us. Woof. But on this one, I think you really need to think very deeply about reaching out to Brendan Sullivan and Danny Sheehan. No, listen, I know that I need to sue some people now because for everybody. Oh, you do need to sue. And you need to get these two lawyers this week.

I know I'm not a litigious person, but when they just say, we say you're fake and we've got a Washington Post list that they admit was a fake list. And so now you signed a contract, we worked with you for years and now we're not going to work with you. If they just said we're not going to work with you fine, but they said, no, you're fake. You're a fraud. You are a propagandist. Yeah.

I wouldn't say you, to be a fraud, no, he's a fraud. Never mind. So we're not going to work with you when I just had the former vice head of the Homeland Security and armed services committees on saying they threatened my family 10 years ago and I didn't speak out while I'm taking the gloves off now and exposing the Clintons as communist Chinese and Russian agents. That's not fake news. That's Pulitzer prize level stuff.

I mean, oh my God, it's also not if there is a Trump news network, Alex Jones will win all of the Pulitzer prizes and they'll get a Hugo war because, you know, science fiction is just the dreams of the dreams of men, which we did not even talk about. I listened to, I listened to the past episode and I was like, wait, how did we skip that shit? We just left. That's true. So this isn't done, but that, yeah, seriously, like just having a guy on who, by the way,

we all know how hard it is to get voted out of the Senate and this guy managed to do that. So he's not great, but also is Rob steel currently sucking Alex Jones's dick? No, he's on Skype. Oh, he's on Skype. So he's got a dildo that's shaped like Alex Jones's dick and he's putting it in and out of his mouth while he speaks. You're our natural leader. So but like having a guy on Skype sitting with Jerome Corsi in an office telling you

that the Chinese are involved with Hillary Clinton, which is the, like something you've said a hundred times on your own show already. And then that guy vaguely insinuate that his family was threatened, but give no evidence that actually happened. That's not Pulitzer prize winning journalism. And I know from my experience with Alex Jones and info wars, winning a Pulitzer prize. Oh, he's never going to get to the details of that story. He's going to leave it as this guy came on my show and said his family was threatened

and that becomes enough for the story to be real. Was that guy's family threatened with polonium poisoning like Roger Stone, like Roger Stone. It's everywhere, man. It's all around us. Yeah. Polonium. I don't even know if I'm not poisoned with it right now. I probably am.

I know. I could just be sleepy or polonium poisoning. I have a pillow. What do you make of that stuff? Well, you're right where your right, where WikiLeaks was when PayPal cut them off without any legal due process whatsoever. Exactly. Okay.

Which is not a thing they have to have. Happening to you now. Now there's a three part and if I don't fight back, it's going to be everything next. Exactly. There's three ways to fight back. Day number one is you get Brendan Sullivan and Danny Sheehan and you create the legal dream team. You go OJ Simpson on steroids and you make these purple people hurt.

OJ Simpson already took steroids. Right. But let's stay right where we are there. But also let's unpack this. OJ Simpson murdered two people and hired lawyers to cover it up. So don't use that metaphor when… Allegedly murdered two people. It was not proven in court.

All right. But anyway, I wish, I wish all of a sudden everybody found out that I'm an OJ apologist or something. You're a Sandy Hook truth. I'm a Sandy Hook truth. No. OJ denier, Holocaust denier. Oh, no.

It's cause you're pigheaded. I am. I'm a beautifully pigheaded man. But yeah, like don't use that metaphor. No. Don't you like the dream team. If you want to say that. At the very least get Cochran or talk about Dominique Wilkins.

You know, better dream team. I really hope he was on the dream team. I've forgotten the 94 line up. You get judgements against them in every state that cuts them off. No. I agree. It's a battle to expose fake news. Well, the Washington Post had to retract a few months ago.

They're fake news list cause they lost, it was filed. And then they backed off. But you also, Alex, you have got to get me in front of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon. We have got to get you on the phone. Oh shit. I made the call just yesterday. Oh fuck in hell. There it was.

That might be what this is about. That was it. That might be what this is about. Goddamn. Is that how we got the reconciliation? There it is. You got to get me in front of Trump. Because I've got to suggest this elector reform act.

Yeah. Well, if that, I will, I mean, Trump would totally go for that. I don't know. He would totally go for that. If he sat in a room with somebody who suggested it, yes, apparently. So yeah, this guy might have a little bit of an agenda he's playing Alex with. It could be because it's bald faced and obvious. The whole thing where you were like, is this guy sucking his dick?

That might be because he's trying to, it's, that's an awful, that's an awful conversation. How many dicks do you have to suck to get to Trump? Is my favorite, uh, sucker commercial. It's like a six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Yeah. A one, a two, a three. That's Trump's dick. Uh, so yeah, I think that there's a decent chance.

I think this guy does actually think that there should be a Trump channel. I agree with that. I think Trump does too. But I also think that he has no access and he's not at all kind of trying to use Alex Jones to get to Bannon, which is a great idea. If you're him, it's not bad. It's not a bad idea at all. But this also implies that he can't talk to Alex frankly, we should use Alex to get

to Bannon. I don't want Alex to know about us. I do want Bannon to know. That would be great. You would destroy us. Man, that would be bad. Yeah. There'd be so many articles about how big a cucks we are.

We would get so many polonium poisonings every other day where polonium poison. Oh, I'd lose a little weight. That's true. I've been trying to use the bike more and it's not working. Not going well. Polonium. That's the next move. That's why you should not buy a bike made out of polonium.

So Jordan, that brings us to the end of our clips and that is, what a difference a day can make. We started this episode with happy fun time. I'm pissed off about how I'm being portrayed in homeland. I don't know what's real. I'm a horrible racist bigot. Oh my God. What's this comedy and then immediately have we, we haven't dealt with Alex Jones being

panicked. Have we? Not really. No, he's always been at the height of his powers. Well, this is a man laid low. We've only dealt with fake panic like that COG shit. Right. Right.

Right. They're going to nuke the inauguration. Right. Well, but he was panicked about others. Yeah. This is the first time he's panicked about him. He's never been in survival mode. We can see now what a beta cuck he is.

The moment he gets a challenge, man, he's beta cucking it. We have thousands of products. Please buy our shit. I still don't know what that actually means. I don't either. There's something to do with Islam. Yeah. According to Alex, at the very least, Twitter has told me that.

Yeah. Speaking of Twitter, you can follow us at knowledge underscore fight. God damn it. Your transitions are amazing. I've been doing this a while. We are on itunes. Subscribe at shit and please give us a review or a rating. If you enjoy the show, you can email us at knowledge fight at gmail.com.

And you know what? I wouldn't mind a death threat. I'm at Jake Mondale. Oh my God. You're a fool. You're a damn fool. Anybody can figure out our fucking Twitter handles. I know.

It'd be so easy. I know. Anyway, Jordan, this has been so much fun. Always a delight. I can't wait to tell you all about the 13 hour marathon. Yeah. Let me ask you a question. Are we policy walks?

Oh, I think we're a couple of goddamn policy walks. We're policy walks. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

I love you.