Knowledge Fight - #18: March 1, 2017/Super Bowl Bonus

Episode Date: March 3, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on a very bizarre March 1st episode of the Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Can Dan and Jordan find some unexpected common ground with Alex? Can they find multiple points of agreement with Alex? Does Alex believe that "white racism" exists? Plus, enjoy a bonus episode recorded on Feb 6, where Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Marty DeRosa about what Alex's Super Bowl Sunday show was like.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are two dudes who like to sit around and drink wine

and watch the world burn. That's, boy, it sure is doing that now. But the twist is I like to sit around and listen to Info Wars and Alex Jones in particular and describe the events that unfold to my friend Jordan here. And I am consistently shocked, appalled, and giggly about what it is this dude says. And overwhelmingly confused.

Overwhelmingly confused. The world is on fire, as we speak. We were recording this on Thursday afternoon. Senator Sessions, now Attorney General Sessions, is in hot water. Not for long, either of those things. No, he's in, as they would say, as PG Woodhouse would say, he's in the soup, up to his thorax.

Oh, man. He is in trouble. Who knows? At this point, it reminds me of that Pat Noswalt bit where George Bush and Dick Cheney are the Duke boys jumping the general lee over the Constitution. How are they going to get out of this one? How are they going to get out of this pickle?

Yeah. It doesn't feel like they are as slick as Bush. No, no. Which is crazy. They are nowhere near. That's insane to think that one of the most fumbly, bumbly, dumbasses in political history, George W. Bush, looks kind of slick.

I think that was his genius. Not his genius. I think that was the reason that he got away with so much, is that all Shucksies. Yeah. He didn't seem like an ass. No matter how evil he was, there was still that part of you that was like, ah,

he just seems like a down home country boy. Now, see, that's the marketing that you want to go get a beer with him. Right. Right. I don't think that's, I never felt that way. I think that was just. No, I, again, I always thought he was a monster.

00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,440 And he faked a war and lied to everybody, and now we're trillions and trillions of dollars in debt for it. And here we are. And here we are. Also, it's come out that a bunch of other Trump folks met with Russians.

It's the whole fucking thing. All of the stuff in the dirty dossier is very true. Oh, man. I bet, I bet Trump had sessions pee on him at this point. Yeah. All of this is possible. Anything goes. Anything goes.

Yeah. So, unfortunately, at press time, when we're recording this, some of these revelations came out after today's episode of the Alex Jones show. Right. So we don't know what his take on this Carter Page situation is. Oh, I can't wait.

Or the Kushner News. Yes. But I do know, I listened to the episode today, because the news about sessions broke last night. Right. And so I thought like, fucking Alex Jones is going to be on fire. And he wasn't. Not the case.

He wasn't. He was subdued and heartbroken. It was very boring. It was just like, this man's a patriot. He wasn't like the Russians. He was calling them, because it's his duty. That sort of thing. He's like, it's just part of the game.

It's part of his job. He's on the Senate subcommittee. His job is to talk to the Russians. Meanwhile, all of the other people on that subcommittee talk to the Russians. Across the board. Yeah. Zero of them.

Strange. Strange. So I mean, he didn't feel the flames coming in today's episode. But I think tomorrow, it's going to be a breakdown. You think so? You don't think it's possible that he's finally seeing the writing on the wall of his own, where he's like, I'm starting to think, maybe.

Did you just pull your ear? Oh, no. Oh, god. I just pulled my ear. Jordan legitimately just looked like he was scratching. I don't know. I'm scratching. I don't know.

I'm nervous. It's infecting all of us. We're all part of the globalists. Even though today's episode was kind of boring, and there wasn't a lot of worthwhile shit in it. He had a bunch of interviews with people who just, ugh. But luckily, he had some stuff from the Wednesday, March

1st episode that were very necessary to talk about. Excellent. So that's why we are here today to discuss some of the goings-on of the March 1st pre-sessions news breaking episode. His pre-session session, if you will. Because he does bring up sessions. Of course.

But I want to start the show off today, Jordan. We talk too much shit about Alex Jones. I have yet to hear that from many of our listeners. I think it's important that we let the man get some proppers when he deserves them. Right. And I want to take a moment to celebrate some things that Alex Jones does incredibly well.

OK. First thing? Lie. He's amazing. He's a really good liar. Second thing? His intro music in and out of commercial breaks? Strong.

You are praising him for things he has not yet involved in. Probably. If any of these artists knew he was using them, he'd probably be suing. Very angry. Very angry. Moby's Extreme Ways comes in. It's awesome.

Quarterflash hardened my heart. He's a banger. The other day, he played Triumph. Yeah, you actually had to text me about that. Like, this motherfucker is playing some solid music right now. It's so good. Are you saying Powertrio? You're goddamn right I'm saying Powertrio.

That song is amazing. He is great. He's choosing good music. And I want to celebrate that. Because I had forgotten about Quarterflash until I heard it on there. Well, I mean, he is an Austin. He's in a solid musical city there.

So I expect that he's in the know on at least some of that shit. Yeah, but so it goes a little deeper. Here's my third thing that Alex Jones. I want to give him some props for it. All right. This is him talking a little bit about his views on marijuana. OK. No plan has more medicinal uses than Mary Jane.

I mean, it is a gift from God. It's thousands of them. It's incredible. I want to decriminalize. I fully support this. Wow. That's amazing. Ununqualified agreement with Alex Jones.

Yep. We have found it. Finally, middle ground. We can begin from here. Yeah. So what we'll do. That's why I want to talk about this. Yeah.

This is an episode that will be like no other. Because we have legitimately found. And there's another one I think that we'll both agree on. Oh shit. Two in one episode? What are we like? Alex, 100%. I still think you're a bigot.

But I agree. Marijuana can be used for so many different things that there's no reason it should be illegal. Well, and as we know, when he does get high, he goes into 12th dimensional shit. So maybe we're all better off whenever Mary Jane is legal. I don't like him calling it Mary Jane. Although I don't like him calling it Mary Jane either.

Yeah, what year is this? Who are you? Tom Petty? Get the fuck out of here. I don't even like anybody calling it pot anymore. What about reefer? Reefer, gross. What about the sweet herb?

I didn't know that was one. I feel like you may have just made that up. What about little Indian boy? Little like, ugh. Back in the day, we found like this long print out of slang terms over the years for marijuana. And one of them was little Indian boy. Who the fuck said little Indian boy?

But it's like how every now and again, you'll see those breakdowns of what the nation calls soda. And somewhat like it's like 50% soda, 20% coke. And then like down at the bottom, it's like 1%, fizzy water. Fizzy, fizzy water. Who calls it fizzy water? Fizzy water. What are you talking about?

00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,560 Why not just call it a phosphate then? God damn it. The French call it a boissons gassus. I like that a lot. I think we should call that marijuana from now on. That's French for fizzy beverage. God damn it.

You tricked me. So Alex actually, he talks even a little bit more. Although I do disagree with him. I believe Ginko Baloba is the ultimate in plants that can heal people. I have no idea. No clue. I used to take Ginko Baloba.

I just love saying Ginko Baloba. It's great. It's supposed to help your memory. I think it reminds me of Shaggy or whatever with Mr. Love and Love. Ooh, Ginko Baloba. Ginko Baloba. So he actually talks a little bit more

about his feelings about marijuana in this next clip. And one thing that's really actually super awesome about this next clip is that he talks about it in opposition to the beliefs of the Trump administration. What? Which is crazy. God's name is happening right now. I don't know.

It's crazy. Attorney General Jeff Sessons just hinted at crackdown on legal marijuana. He didn't hint at it. He did it. This is a bad move. Support police getting training and funding and medical care they need and not demonizing police

in the community and holding up the good officers as an example of real community policing. Make it an honorable profession so we get more good people to be part of it. Pay them more. And don't make it be based on revenue generation. What in God's name is happening? It's all good.

Fuck you, Friesen. What have you done? This is all good stuff. Did you text him before this episode just like, hey, let's see what kind of cool shit we can get him to say? What the fuck is happening? I don't know. How dare you?

How am I still surprised? We have been doing this shit for months. And now I'm finding out that I'm OK with some of the things he thinks. And there's no conspiracy either. That's just perfect. Yeah, let's just go. You shouldn't tie it to revenue.

Nope. But that's the whole reason that they, that's the whole reason that they, that Sessions wants to criminalize it is because of revenue. Because of revenue. Because one of the things that they do is that if they suspect money is involved with drugs,

they can just take it. There's a law of seizure there. And there's no challenge to that. You can just take it. We're going to have to put this clip on pause and go to another clip. Excellent, excellent. You know, if you guys want to call in and disagree

with me about my gushing over Trump, please call in and make your real point. I don't like the asset for which are seizures. A lot of that's unconstitutional. What the fuck is happening? But then Trump's like, we could take yachts away from drug dealers. Yeah, but not old ladies cash in these Texas

in those corrupt towns. Most of them aren't corrupt, but when you get a bad town and unfortunately, Texas has got the best and the worst of police. And there are some bad places in East Texas. And my family, by the way, on my dad's side is from there. So I know I'm not bashing. This is not bashing East Texas.

He's, he knows, he knows an old lady. You got her shit. Who's broke his fuck now. Yeah. Because of the cops. That is a, that is a man who's like, yeah, I hate that he said old, I mean, I mean the old lady, they took an old lady's money.

A sweet old lady. She was my dealer for about three years. But you get that? Yeah. That's another thing we agree with him on. Yeah. Civil forfeit forfeiture is, is wildly unconstitutional. It's wildly inappropriate.

Yeah. I think that to some degree, you should be able to take ill gotten gains from people. You know, like, but that should also apply to a marauding billionaires. So like, it shouldn't just be poor people and drug dealers who get their shit taken away. It should be all sorts of like, right,

but it should only cause an entire global recession. Right. And then lobby to get all of the rules that kept that global reception, reception, reception. We should have a global reception. We should have a global reception. That's what Davos is. That's what sessions fucking did with the Russians.

See what I'm doing. Nice. Thank you. Topicals fuck. Um, no, like those guys destroyed everything, but because they're still billionaires, now, you know, Dodd Frank and all that shit is getting repealed because they're rich enough to buy Republicans.

Yep. Yep, it's fucked up. The more fucked up is that we have two concrete examples that Alex is saying of philosophical agreements. Right. So what we're, what we're at now is two for the plus column. Yeah. And what is it?

6474 in the negative. Right. It's tough. I've been, I've got little lie checkmarks on the other notes. So I know he's a horrible bigot and a propagandist. Right. But man, all right on the weed, brother. Again, he's in, he is in Austin.

Like, I bet he, I bet he walks down the streets and just smells marijuana all day every day. If you're, if you're that, and it is, it is another one of those things where I do kind of believe that if he just accepted a lot more black people and a lot more gay people and trans people into his life and his community, he would think the same way about them

as he does about marijuana, where it's just like, Hey man, we should just fucking leave those people alone. What are we doing? I like Tad. Well, Tanya, but his name's Tad now. Honestly. Cause he definitely wouldn't grow into the using proper, no, no, not going to happen there.

I think that if he didn't erroneously believe that the globalists were behind everything, he might be a great person. I don't know. I think we were screwed since he was six. He had the, he had the brain of an 80 year old man. But he, a lot of this bigotry and stuff comes from his belief that he thinks

that it's social manipulation and trying to control us through getting rid of genders and trying to spark race wars and stuff like that. If he didn't believe that there was a shadowy Jew order, cause that's really what he's saying. Like that's really what's behind it. When you say globalists, it's Jews. But like, if he didn't believe that,

all of that stuff would go away. And maybe what we'd be left with is a kind of angry dude, who also believes that weed should be legal and doesn't think the cops should fuck with you. Yeah, but then, see, that's the ultimate issue here. He's only anti-immigrant in as much as he speaks about on his show. Right.

Because he thinks that the globalists are flooding our country with immigrants to destroy us. Does he, is that really why he's anti-immigrant? Is it the racism that, I mean, who knows? Is it the racism comes from the globalism or is it that the globalism comes from the racism? That's a great, great question.

It is a chicken and egg. Yeah, it's the chicken and the, I hope eggs aren't allowed to procreate in Tuskegee. I don't know, that one got away from me. Anyway, lest you think that this is all gonna be an Alex Jones love fest, it's not. But, I wanted to, you know, it is important that we, we are fair.

We're not here to just shit on everything he says. Right. He has some good points, but I also want to say that when we get to this, at the end of this episode, I want to remember the pro decriminalization of marijuana and the anti-civil forfeiture stuff. Right.

And I want us to think about how little agreeing philosophically really matters. But how is it that he doesn't take the very same arguments for those things that he makes and then realizes that he is making the exact opposite of those arguments for so many other things? I don't know. Like how do you not have any kind

of logical consistency there? I don't know. I mean, he... Now, admittedly, this is not a trait that is unique to him at all. No, sure. There's a lot of people who suffer from... This is kind of a human trait, really.

That whole cognitive dissonance situation there. Well, a lot of people don't analyze themselves much. Well, like the... Think therapies weak don't understand logic, those sorts of things? Right, right. Well, like the town, the one in the news now, where it's like...

I thought you meant that M. Night Shyamalan movie. That's the villain. I was actually talking about the Ben Affleck movie, yeah. Starring John Hamm, the most handsome man that aliens have ever created. He's a globalist. I assume he is. All right, sorry, God.

No, the town that was overwhelmingly pro-Chomp, 70% of the town voted for them. And then all of a sudden, they know a guy who's getting kicked out and they're like, oh wait, I didn't think you were gonna kick out a good illegal immigrant. And it's like, no, fucking duh. We have been shouting at you this whole fucking time.

I feel no sympathy for them. I feel sympathy for the guy who's getting deported. Yeah. Although now it's kind of like, dude, those guys kind of hated you. You see that, right? You know what it is? It's the inverse of the they're gonna take our guns.

Yeah. It's like... They're gonna keep our immigrants. We keep warning like, this is gonna go bad. They're not going to do literally what they're saying. He says he's gonna deport just violent criminals and illegals and stuff, the bad ones. That's not what's gonna happen.

Cause that's not how you can't figure that out. And with the... Oh yeah, go ahead. And the other side is like, nah, he's just... We're like, he's not gonna stick to that. And they're like, nah, he is, it's fine. Meanwhile, the right is like, Obama's gonna take our guns and all of us are like, he's not,

just please stop, that's not. And Lord, behold, he doesn't. Well, I mean, it's... I think it's genuinely turned into everybody now lives in their own reality. And that is not exclusive to the GOP. Although the GOP is entirely living inside its own reality. If you support Trump now,

there's only three possible reasons. You're either in denial, you are stupid or you're a racist. And I think Russia is all three of those things. I think they've nailed it. Only Putin is the... He's the only pure Trump supporter. I think he's the only genius in global politics now. We wore games that last night.

Yeah. Yeah, there's just no downside for Putin in all of this. Because he's just watching America tear itself apart with his fake $100,000 a year salary sitting on his possible $100 billion fucking gold tower like Scrooge McDuck. He knows that the only downside possible is another proxy war.

Yeah. And the only downside to that is he might lose some troops, but most of the casualties will be of whatever country ends up being fought in. Right, or even... Like in Syria. It's nonsense.

That's not a real downside to an autocratic dictator. Doesn't care. Well, not only that, but with other autocratic dictators, you know, like your Saddam's of the world, I assume there's more than one. They, you know, that guy after Iraq fell, hiding in an underground bunker, and then he gets murdered, right?

You do not see Putin getting murdered. Even if the entire country unites against Putin, he's in a helicopter in fucking Mars tomorrow, living like a billionaire. Oh yeah, he has a base on the Antarctica or something. Yeah, there is no way you get Putin. Anyway, we're rambling too long. Oh, that's right.

Let's get back to this clip where Alex is talking about weed, because here's where it takes a strange turn and he makes an admission about Jeff Sessions. And again, we don't want to run around going after half the young people to smoke pot. They're not going to quit smoking pot, Senator Sessions. And I know the attorney general listens to the show. I'll just leave it at that.

I know. Well, that's scary. I even know behind the scenes there were some moves made to keep before Obama even left in going after me and that the word was put out. You do that. We're going to overthrow it just as soon as we get in. So, I mean, Sessions has been one of my biggest allies.

I'm just saying I'm your ally too, sir. Uh-oh. That could really bite him in the ass. Not a good thing now. He was very proud of that in that sentence. He tomorrow will not be very proud of that at all. Another reminder that this was the day before these perjury. I think it's amazing now that we're on a

what a difference a day makes every single day. He keeps ending up. Well, and that's why I wished that the next day he would have been in hardcore defense mode, as opposed to just dismissive, this is nothing. Right, right. Cause that's boring. Right.

The juxtaposition of that isn't really, it's not really that much different in his head. Cause he doesn't think all this is real. He doesn't think all the Russia stuff and the perjury stuff is real. In the same way that I made the argument. Well, even if, well, he kind of does because he has said in the past that,

yeah, Russia was involved in the election, but that's cause they were helping root out evil. He said that they've infiltrated our government. Yeah, that's right. He did say that. He literally said that. Yeah. And now he's 100% correct.

We agree again. We got three now. All right, let's finish this clip. And you don't want to start a fight with, what's the statistic? Something like 80% of America admits it smoked marijuana at one time or another. And then the last time I saw it was like

40 something percent smoking on a regular basis. The guys Google how many Americans smoke marijuana in studies. I mean, it varies in the study, but those numbers are pretty accurate. I've seen it repeatedly. You can't do this. I mean, this just will be a disaster for Trump

getting young people involved in the Liberty Movement. Here's the deal, Sessions. If you call for banning liquor, then I would say it's not hypocritical, but liquor kills a lot. And I saw the quote from Sessions in my stack. This is why I'm going off on the shag. I was going to leave this alone, but I can't handle it.

He said, marijuana causes people to be violent and causes violence. No, it doesn't. People don't get in fights on marijuana. They don't speed on it. They drive 40 and a 60 in the slow lane. What is he? I mean, alcohol causes violence and context.

He's a road comet. He's a road hack. And by the way, that's my cup of tea. I'm just being honest about it. See, now this is the side of Alex that lures dumb people in. Yeah. Again, because it's like,

and it's even impressive. I hate that our first 25 minutes of this show has been largely positive. A love fest. Yeah. This has been all. Well, I mean, go back through our catalog. Don't worry.

We've got plenty of negative on him. I've legitimately, over the course of this last, I don't know, two, three months of listening to him every day, never heard him break ranks with the Trump administration. Really? The only time he's ever criticized Trump was about torture. And we played that clip on one of the episodes.

Right. And his reasoning was that because you shouldn't torture people because it causes bad PR. Yeah. Not because you shouldn't torture people. And if you torture them, you got to kill them. That was his argument. That's right.

So like, So if you arrest people for marijuana, you got to kill them. But that's, if A, then B. Sure. If marijuana, then kill them. Clunky syllogism. But yes, I've never heard him,

like even indirectly be like, this is a bad idea. Don't do this. Right. The only other thing I guess is maybe like, and I kind of agree with him for the different reasons. He was like, don't let Flynn resign. Yes.

I agree with him, but only if we're being strategic about Trump's goals. Well, and even now, now that we know that sessions is getting hit, Flynn would have been a great distraction for that. Like the longer you keep Flynn there, the more he's like the beach head. And everybody else is all of their Russian connections,

the entire fucking administration, apparently. Yeah. You need, what is it in like role playing games or those massive online? Yeah. You need a tank. You need a tank. You need someone who's just got a lot of hit points.

And that means that sessions is our magic user. I believe that's what we're trying to say. He's the wizard in the background. He certainly has the look of one. But like you, I don't think sessions can be the tank. Yeah. He's a half elf, half half leg. But then where do you go?

Like he's got a fall. And then the dominoes just keep going. Oh yeah. You need it to hold strong with Flynn. But once he, once he toppled. Then everybody, because, and we said this back then, now there's blood in the water. And blood is everywhere now.

Fourth thing we agree with. Alison, but again, from different sides. Yeah, exactly. But it's very impressive to me to see that disagreement with his avowed team. Yes. It's impressive, but it's, it's, it's utterly meaningless. Yeah.

I hope. Full stop. Yeah. I would like it if he was more like this regularly. I would like it if literally anybody in the GOP house was more like this regularly. They just voted again to keep Trump from releasing his tax returns or anybody seeing them.

Yeah. Like anybody. I heard some, some Senator came out of the secret room where they've got the new healthcare bill and he was quoted as saying, there's no bill in there. Oh yeah. Rand Paul went on a nice little chase today. He brought a printer with him, which also it was a giant

printer. He didn't have like a travel bag with a nice little printer inside. It was old school. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. With the, with the holes that you have to punch off to actually carry the paper with you.

It's utter insanity. And this, this like, I hate that there's a show called house of cards cause this house of cards is going to fall. It sure seems like it. But even then in the show house of cards, at least people were in, in his own party were like, maybe he's a bad dude. I watched the show up until his wife gave a dying dude a hand job.

And then I kind of was like, I'm out of here. Wait, what? I watched the first season and then the first episode of the second season, whenever he pushed that reporter off of the spoiler alert. Into a train. And I was like, all right, all right guys. Where are we?

Are we doing that? Let's not turn this into a TV review show. Well, it's, it's hard to agree with him without then just kind of rambling off because it's like, what the fuck is happening? It betrays the premise of our show. But actually that's not true. Our premise of the show is to document what he's up to.

Yeah. And unfortunately it's usually terrible. It is almost always terrible. And I assure you by the time this episode ends, we're going to get right back to terrible. Well, look, I mean, hey, that's awesome. You support marijuana legalization. You also support keeping trans people stuck

into their fucking horrible. Or killing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So no, no, no, no, fuck off. So here is our next clip. This gets away from the good, bad dichotomy. Right. This is just Alex sort of talking about how he's not

a fearmonger. And then also he gets a little bit into the Trump's speech before the House. There are concentration camps at the airport. I'm not a fearmonger. Yeah. By these survival supplies, I would never be a fearmonger. No.

Now, there were a lot of good patriots in the government and other corporations and groups and all over the world that see this globalist plan and now know how evil it is and have gone and read the writings of the globalist. We've popularized a lot of those. I can say our audience has helped get that info out. I always believed that if we told people what was happening in the world and exposed the globalists to their own words

and how diabolical it was, that people would unify and wake up and start resisting. That's why they always denied it existed, even though it was being built in plain view. I've gone and read a lot of stuff that he directs people to. And it doesn't say the things he claims. Of course not. In much the same way that he just misrepresents news stories

that he's read based on headlines and vague skimming, he's done the exact same thing in building up his case that an evil globalist group exists. It's utter insanity. You know, here's the weirdest part. I am starting, the more I listen to him, the more I'm starting to notice the parallels between his globalist rantings with just billionaires.

It does seem like all billionaires basically know each other. And all of them are directing every country. Like even now, I am thinking about. You're going native. I'm going. I'm going all the way, man. I'm full. You've turned me.

Now I support Alex Jones on marijuana, which basically means I agree with everything he's ever said now. No, I mean, the more I think about this whole Trump situation, the more I think you know who the real enemy is that billionaires fucking own the entire government. Like they just buy politicians. And this has always been true, but now they finally won.

And now I'm kind of like, these people don't have a country. They don't have any association with the United States. They're international corporations. International corporations, they don't care if the country goes well or bad. They don't care about poor people. What they really care about is getting as much money out of them. Oh, God, I'm turning into Alex Jones.

And guess what? Common sense prevailed. So many people thought I was a fear monger. You are. They thought I was saying all this just to be listenable. And that and that and that people were cowards and would hear this and hide under their beds. Some people hit under their beds, but the people

that counted didn't. And so we've just begun to fight. Now the enemy's out in the open saying, world government's good and we should all just accept it. So what if it's unelected? See how far we've come? Everybody knows the Federal Reserve's private. Trump's taking control of it, ordering him to loan money

to small businesses and individuals. I don't think that's happening. I don't think he's done anything even similar to ordering people to loan money to small businesses. Certainly not in these executive orders that he's signed already. No, absolutely not. Also, I'm not entirely sure. I know that the Federal Reserve is private,

but it's a really weird murky territory. But also, I don't know if Trump has the authority to take over this private institution. Frankly, I have read so much about the Federal Reserve. I still have no fucking clue what they do other than, sometimes, somebody will go on TV and be like, we're raising interest rates 0.25%. They control the money supply, essentially,

in order to make sure that our dollar doesn't become valueless. Right. That's a large part of what they do. And that's what the interest rates play into. But it is. But they're private? Yeah, it's not a government entity.

It is its own independent. It's an independent thing that controls the government's money. But it's intimately intertwined with the government. Right. It has to be. Otherwise, you've just got random guys being like, money's free now! Hooray!

Like, yeah, there's got to be some kind of control on it. The idea that it's private doesn't take everything into account. If you just take that simple fact, it sounds really fucked up. It does sound really strange. Yeah, but if you get into more of the details about the government being able to impose things on it,

it's not really as nefarious as conspiracy theorists make it sound. It does kind of make sense the more you think about the way China's currency is regulated, which is just the fearless leader being like, money's free now! I don't know. Yeah, I have no clue what it is that the Federal Reserve is for. We aren't economists. Are they good?

Are they bad? I don't know. We're not policy walks when the Federal Reserve has evolved. Ordering them to loan massive money to cities and counties and folks that follow initiatives to hire American. You're about to see the power of a big fat state turned loose to actually empower people. That's why they are particularly angry,

because everything they built to screw us over is being taken away to re-empower us and then be dismantled and handed back to the states and the people. It's so good. It's so beautiful. It's so pure. It's so winner.

It's so winner. Yeah, you know, he hangs out with Charlie Sheen a lot. Did you pause this clip right before he said chicken dinner? What happened? I wish. I mean, he does. I mean, he hangs out with Charlie Sheen. So winning and Trump says that a lot.

He does hang out with Charlie Sheen all the time? Two of them are friends. Oh, that's weird. But it goes back to the star fucker thing. Oh, yeah, that's true. Any celebrity that would hang out with him he hangs out with. But also that, what was it? I lost my thought.

I got distracted by Charlie Sheen. That will happen. Two and a half men was great. I'm not the first. Now, come on. We're going to win, win, win. You're going to have so much winning. You're going to say, please, stop the winning.

It's too much. I'm going to say, no, because the truth is, winning like this is going to be a great responsibility. I remember with great winning comes great responsibility. We all know this. I remember why I paused it. Yes. Because when you said fake laugh, you're totally right.

But in the video, he's about to hit the desk really hard. And you'd see him stop himself and fake laugh. It's like, oh my God, come on, man. This is, this is clunky. He was, he was about to pray. And then he started laughing like, what is happening? He was about to emphasize his laugh by hitting the desk. And he stops himself because he hits the desk all the fucking time.

Yeah. Yeah. We can, you can hear in just about every clip. Donk. Donk. I hear that in my dreams. And they're not using incredible power. The United States is about to have again times a hundred and not

let that be turned towards evil, but turned towards truly promoting human dignity and freedom in the next level for our species and all the advances that Trump started to talk about again in science and technology and medicine that are right around the corner. And you look in his eyes, they already got them. They just don't know how to deploy them yet. From the 12th dimensional beings.

All right. Trump's sitting there in the White House going, they've got all these cancer cures and all this. And they instead are running a eugenics program with fluoride and water and the vaccines with the additives to brain damage people. What the hell have people been thinking? Notice, Trump's even more hardcore and more focused now.

Here's the thing. This is after the State of the Union, isn't it? It wasn't the State of the Union. It was just the address. Oh, whichever. Yeah. I don't know. It was the speech gave to Congress.

The joint session. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is when even the press is like, well, he sure did look presidential, guys. Right, but that's like, that's like, you know. What a group of pussies. It's like giving an A for effort. You know, it's like, it's damning someone with faint praise.

Instead of grading, it was just plus minus. That's really what it was. We now have a president who went to an alternative school. Or he's going to a hippie school of presidency. Right, right, right. But that thing that he's talking about. It's about how you feel, man. How do you feel about this school?

Yeah, but what Alex is talking about with this, like the cures and all this, we're going to let loose all of these life-saving technologies. That's not what Trump is doing. That's not, not only is that not what Trump is doing. That's still not a thing. No, there's no way he could do that. When Trump is talking about all these cures and stuff

like that, what he's talking about is making it easier for drugs to get on the market. Right. He's talking about repealing regulations of the FDA. So drugs don't have to be tested. All the cancer cures. Yeah, who is going to test those cancer cures? Then people would be cured of cancer.

That's the most expensive part of creating a drug. Yeah. And for a reason. Because you can do serious damage to people. Yeah, and I can't wait. Yeah, Trump's pick for the FDA chair, he said, literally, I don't think that you should have to prove drugs work. Yeah.

What? Yeah, the pick for the EPA chair was like, I don't think the environment's OK. You guys want one? I don't. I'm again it. Seems pointless. Yeah, what are we doing with this environment shit?

Why are you guys breathing? But this goes back to, like, Alex being like, marijuana should not be criminal. Right. That's concrete and right down the middle. Yeah, done with extensive testing. Him saying that Trump is about to release these mysterious secret cancer cures and shit is him reading

into what Trump is saying. But what all he's saying is essentially, I'm going to make it easier for drug companies to fuck you over. Right. Whereas his interpretation of, Alex's interpretation of it is, oh my god, all the secret technology we're about to get. And this is where he becomes an idiot.

Yeah. Yeah. Although now, do you think anybody actually tells Trump anything? Or Alex, you mean? No, Trump. I don't know. I mean, period.

Do you think anybody, one, he's got no cabinet, basically. Yeah. And nobody in the government. He's going to have less of a cabinet in about a week. Yeah, he's running out of cabinet real fast. I saw earlier today that they, like the Senate confirmed. It was Rick Perry and Rick Perry. It was Rick Perry.

They confirmed the two of them and it's like, why are you doing that? Wait. Yeah. You're just going to have to undo this. I think the worst part is that Rick Perry is probably the most blameless person here, mainly because I don't know if Rick Perry knows where he is at any given point in time. No, he certainly doesn't know what he is becoming the cabinet member for.

He strikes me as a less funny version of Duke from the critic. Like he has, in his office, he has those hillbilly bears. That's, that's who I see in the period. Yeah. Oh my God. Amatronic bears. Yeah. We're the bears who sing for Duke.

Anyway, let's move on. Because everything he'd read about and heard about and been told about in behind the scenes channels, he now knows is all true and worse than he thought. And he's like, good God, we got to shut this cancer down. And the cancer is freaking out. So Michael Moore in the clip I just played is saying, oh, at dinner. And they just make up news reports where there's spies and people listening. Oh, he had well done steak and ketchup, not even true.

Or, oh, he was looking at classified stuff with the Japanese Prime Minister minutes after the missile launch. They were looking at news reports. Those are vastly different, vastly different. Everything's aligned. Oh, he's at dinner with, you know, with his son-in-law and Bannon. And they decide to go after these al-Qaeda and ISIS targets. He told you in the campaign he was.

He was advised by the former head of defense intelligence that knew about all the targets and all the planning between all the agencies. But he's conflating things there. Yeah, that's very different. First of all, why would you make up the well done steak and ketchup thing? To make him look gauche. But yeah, but that's so, that's just so weird. Also, who cares?

Who cares? Let him eat whatever bullshit that he wants to eat. Right. Sometimes I, whenever it's like, when I was younger, I don't know if I would still do this today, but I would eat, I would, on Thanksgiving, the turkey and put some ketchup in there. You'd put some ketchup in there? You're revealing a lot about yourself. Yeah, write an article about it, Wapo.

People like different things. We will eventually get big enough for the Wapo to be pissed off about your food choices. We could only hope. But, but the Japanese thing, that's the Japanese prime minister, not the Japanese thing. When you said thing, you meant the situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, no, that was, there, there are pictures.

There are pictures. There are pictures of that happening. Did happen. Everybody's watching it. And the thing about them deciding to go on that Yemen raid over a dinner, did happen. Did happen. There's a good reporting on that.

And he did know the intelligence and as the good reporting showed, the intelligence was like, maybe don't do this. And he didn't monitor it. No. So he was playing golf or some shit, right? Or he was tweeting. That's what they said. At the same time that the Yemen raid was going on, he was tweeting.

But all of this that Alex is saying is like, daters all make all this shit up. No one did. You're making up that it's not true. But God damn it. He can repeat it real strong. God damn it. He can.

This Flynn's job was to have a bird's eye view of the whole deal. Just like director of national intelligence. But they just say, oh, Trump, you know, just decided to dinner just randomly to go attack Yemen. He did. Maybe not randomly. Maybe not randomly. Now I suddenly have this thought of him over a well done steak really trying to dig in with that steak knife, pouring more and more ketchup on just going like,

Yemen, let's burn it down. And they're like, no, let's just send one guy in. Yeah. It's just just Ryan. Yeah. Who's poor widow was used as a prop. We're going to get to that in a second. But also, yeah, I mean, nothing, nothing but respect for our fallen.

I have. Yeah, I don't have anything else to say. Yeah, let's just move on. And then some people got killed. Imagine that they sign up for these dangerous missions. They signed up to be commandos and some people get killed. Boy, I don't think they knew that's what they signed up for. Because they know they're talking to their coward audience of MSNBC and CNBC.

They're talking to that coward audience is like, yeah, they signed up to be on the welfare roles of the Navy Seals. They signed up for Delta Force and Army Rangers and the Green Berets and Marine Force recon so people would wipe their noses for them. Then they try to steal the glory of the fallen soldier. Do you think he's going to say that Trump is trying to steal the glory? Oh, well, we've agreed with him multiple times today. So let's go for double whammy.

No whammy's no whammy's whammy of the sailor and then turn it around that Trump's opportunistic and Trump doesn't care and Trump's bad and how dare them have this widow here sickening. And then of course, he says, hey, you just broke a record. They're trying to say ratings. No, he meant for the longest standing ovation. No one said ratings. No one was making the argument of ratings.

They were just saying it was tacky for him to bring sort of crowd response. It was manipulative, tacky and horrible. And a lot of people I've seen a lot of military folk that I've seen responding to it agree with the left. Let's say they think they were very pissed off, especially considering it had been like what less than a month since he died. Yeah, that's that's incredibly inappropriate. Yeah, that sort of thing at best.

Yeah, I do. I do want to. I do know. I don't know how much I agree and disagree with the that's what they signed up for line because there is a certain amount of that where it is. It is kind of like, yeah, you joined the military. You are a Navy SEAL. You knew when you went on this, this mission that there was a possibility of this occurring.

And an AV SEAL is not an entry level position, especially SEAL 2 and 6. Yeah, those dudes go through crazy training. You have to really work your way there. Right. So then, but then there's the other thought that I have, which is that one of the main reasons that people sign up for the military is because they are poor and it's the way out for them. Sure.

They have all these programs that they can get insurance and they can get college. Exactly. So nobody's going in there to die, especially if you joined during peace times and then there's a war and then you're in and you get stop lost like that, like that Futurama episode where it's like, oh, we can use this to get free gum. Right. And he's like, yeah, unless war were declared and then the war was declared. Now we're back to TV review.

Never gonna stop. But yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I agree with you that it's a murky area. The idea of dismissing soldiers deaths because they signed up for it. Right. First of all, you should never minimize their deaths because of that. Right.

But secondarily, I think that there is a difference between a private infantry man, let's say, and someone on the SEALs. There's a difference in their stature and what their goals are and what they're capable of. Absolutely. And it's, I mean, it is one of those things where you know what you do know. You do know that the SEALs are really, really good at this shit. And there's a, there's a possibility, maybe not a great one that he completely succeeded.

But no one signs up to die. No one signs up. I'm not going to say no one. My goal is there are some days where I'm thinking, that's a good way to go. Why not? You're going to get some valor. Exactly. You're going to be proud.

It's, it's like people who die by like the cops who say some crazy people choose death by cop. Suicide by cop. Exactly. Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, I mean, that's one way to do it. A little less valor in that situation. A little bit less.

So yeah, he has some more thoughts about all this. He was trying to make her feel good and it was so genuine. It was so real and they hate that charisma. I mean, I've got so much important news to cover, but if you understand this, you understand everything. Let's go ahead and play the end of that clip. We didn't get to know, but, but then why tonight to say, oh, we got all this treasure trove and, and using the will, back up again.

Yeah. There's so many lines. I started to stop this throughout the clip. They admittedly got a whole bunch of hard drives and computers and the rest of it. That's why they didn't just drop a bunch of bombs on, but they, they didn't get any good information. No. So I mean, multiple, multiple sources have very clearly said, no, we got nothing.

The raid. Well, they, but they always say yet. So there is a decent chance that maybe something will come out, but at this point to say that it was a success, decent is very optimistic. There's a possibility. I would not say decent possibility. Sure. There's a great possibility that, that something will come along and you know, whatever, but

at, at, at press time to be able to torture somebody else at press time, making the argument that they got great information out of it and Michael Moore is an asshole for suggesting otherwise. Right. That's absolutely just lying. Right. That's, so I don't care that you like weed because they want to kill or capture the people and get the intelligence.

This was the ISIS command base for much of the Middle East and their headquarters. Was it? You understand? They wanted to get into the headquarters and get the data or they could have just dropped a bunch of 2000 pound bombs on it or flown around with C-130s with, you know, how it's just hanging off the side and blown the place in the molten slag. They wanted the intelligence. That's the point of going on the mission.

Also they couldn't have done that because that would have been an incredible war crime. Yeah. Dropping. Not that it would be our first war crime. No, but it's even like touchy. They killed like what, 30 civilians? I like, I like how you very nearly said even for America, that's a war crime. Yeah.

I mean, like even for us, that's a big war crime. Indiscriminate. Like them going in killed tons of civilians. Yeah. Everything would have killed hundreds of civilians. But again, that is one thing where, I mean, yeah, Obama killed a lot of civilians. You can't argue that point. And he's not off the hook as far as we are concerned.

Right. We are liberal minded people who have always been opposed to that. Yeah. Then we have spoken out and been. You could say we're the extreme left. Maybe. Yeah. So like, but him saying like they wanted the intelligence, that's why they went in.

Like there's other reasons you can't go with that scorched earth technique there. So that's just stupid. And at no point does anybody bring up cause it's immoral. Yeah. Scorched earth is bad. We know that cause we did it a bunch of times. We don't learn the lessons of the past. We don't.

Jordan, let's break it down. You got to get to a show. So we've got a shorter episode today. Yes. I apologize. I'm going to drop in some clips after our theme song, which is just that I love it. We are going to put in the, we are going to put in the verse eventually. Yeah.

I have to do some major editing. Yeah. We're going to have to do that, but we'll get there. I recorded an episode a couple of weeks back, maybe about a month ago with our dear friend, the hilarious comedian Marty DeRosa. We recorded an episode after the Super Bowl where Alex Jones breaks down the events of the Super Bowl. There we go.

And I'm going to. That's evergreen. Yeah. I'm going to add that into the end of this episode after, after we're done. So look forward to that. Wonderful. But before we get out of here, we got one more clip and this is where everything goes bad.

Oh, you always end on a bad note. Not always, but we started on such a good one. We did. We did. This has been, this has been a wonderful trip down the graph for this is the opposite of the graph for climate change. It's really what's going on here, but this, this clip is why no matter what you think about his philosophical beliefs about civil asset forfeiture or marijuana legalization,

you just can't get on board with this guy cause he's a fucking dick. He's a fucking dick and an idiot. And here we go. I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. I've seen white scared cause we got to start over cause he yelled. I'm sorry. Put the mic down because it gets worse. Okay.

It gets so much worse. If that was too much, it's too much. I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. I really haven't. I've seen white scared cause the media makes them scared everybody and overly guilty, but I have been in East Texas pulled over at 16 years of age with a half drunk six pack of beer. Wait, what?

Two girls in the car, my buddy coming back from the beach driving back to Dallas. And because we both had blonde hair, the sheriff deputy rolled up a sleeve with a big swastika and said, hall Hitler, enjoy your beer. Isn't that white racism? Very much so. Isn't that super white racism? Did he just say that I haven't seen any white racism and then saw a white dude say, hall Hitler?

The example that he comes up with immediately after saying this is a white racism. Yeah. It's exactly what he described. It's a Nazi. Now watch as he continues the story and doesn't get the point. And then somehow flips it anti black. Oh God. All right.

Put the mic down. Put the mic down. And I remember driving off going, man, it suck if you were black got pulled over by that guy. It was unlawful. You gotta have checks and balances on everybody because you can get pulled into a place run by black folks. And if they're racist, then they're going to, well, black people did something to me.

I'm going to do something to you. That's why you don't do something to somebody because of what color they are. You go off what somebody does and what they stand for and who they are. Like Martin Luther King said, you don't go off of and I've had for the racist white stuff I've seen. I've got, I'm not going to exaggerate, it's just true 300, 400 to one from black people. Now does that mean I hate black people? Absolutely not.

Most black people are great, but there's a large minority of black people that are super racist. But which is even more racist than those black people. It's the liberals that watch MSNBC now that'll scream at you hundreds of them when I was in DC. F U white male. Sometimes a white male would say it. We got it on video and people are like, that doesn't make sense.

A white male would betray his race. Now I've even seen some of the more nationalistic kind of racist black sites even comment and say stuff about it and go, I think Alex Joe's got a point. It's weird to watch some cracker tell another cracker F U your wife. I mean, it's just, it's, it's weird. How did I go off on that Jag? Oh, Oh, it's talking about asset for what your seizure.

So when I think about a subject, I think about all the angles to it. When he thinks about a subject, he thinks about all the angles. Yeah. All of the white nationalist angles you can take that he thinks about that clip was two minutes long. It's not edited in any way and it fully exposes I hate deeply, deeply racist man. I hate it when we take him out of context. We haven't.

I hate it. When we take him in context, actually is what I meant to say because somehow in context, he's even worse. Yeah. Like when you take him out of context, it's just I'm policy one or that sounds like pedophilia to me. Bro. It's just fun.

Yeah. We have plenty of nice little bumps out of him in context. He's like white racism doesn't exist. A Nazi pulled me over and let me go because I was white. Sure wouldn't want to be black getting pulled over by this guy. Which is what he just described. Hey, I wouldn't want to be a different race because of this racist who's white, who's white.

Also 300, he 400 to one. Not a chance. No chance. He hypothetically created the exact right image in his head of like, man, it would suck to be black and be pulled over by this guy. It almost seemed like he had full on empathy in that situation. It was not empathy. It was an imaginary situation to him as if a black person had never been pulled over

by this guy. It's like, oh, wow, that would be wild. Yeah. I bet this Nazi has never pulled over a black guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, it's, wait, you want to think that he's halfway there, but he's not. He's living on a prayer.

He's not halfway there. This isn't ever going to make progress. No, it's no, he has enough. Maybe maybe on his deathbed, he'll be like, racism is real. No, not a chance. Not a chance. You don't think so. No, because he on his deathbed is going to be like, Trump has a life saving cure that's

going to come in. Something like that. He's going to believe that it is zero hour Trump has been Trump has already been hung for treason when he's on his deathbed and he's like, I bet that cure is coming. He faked his hanging. I don't, I think the globalist faked his hanging. That was a false flag. False flag hanging.

So like, I mean, this is, I think the essence of what I always want this show to be about. And I'm glad that it can be very clear in this episode is that despite some, some decent things that he says, which are incredibly rare, right? He is one of the worst people ever that is just terrible and that is spouting hatred. That is always, that is always the weird thing about families and my own, and I'm sure plenty of our listeners have the same kind of dissonance there where he describes, you know, this is how I raise my children. I raise them to be tolerant.

I raise them to love people and you're like, yes, you're doing great. He's like, but also I teach them that white racism doesn't exist. And you're like, no, you're doing it wrong. What racism doesn't exist, but racism against whites. Yeah, exactly. 300 times more than anything else. I mean, it's, it's so, you know, all of the, all of the Christians now just going like, hey, we should love everybody.

God, Jesus said, love thy neighbor as thyself. All of this stuff. And then they're like, but yeah, let's kick immigrants out as quickly as possible and ruin their lives. And you're like, you're half, you're, you're so close. Not close. It appears close. And yet so far away.

It appears close. It's not close at all. I know it's so hard. It's so hard to sit at Thanksgiving and listen to my brother say, you know, three million illegal immigrants voted and not be like, you're a bad person. You should tell him to listen to the show. Yeah. I don't think he'd, I don't think he'd like it.

No, really not. I know my, I know my mom wouldn't like all the swears. You just made my mom mad. Suck it. Jesus Christ. That's not a first for us. But anyway, I wish that we had more time. I also wish that Alex would stop playing such good music on his show.

That bums me out. As soon as we stop recording, I'm going to listen to that triumph. So fight the good fight. It's a great fight. You know what? I'm actually going to use that as a bumper music. Is that how we're going to switch from us to the Marty DeRosa interview? We're going to close it down proper.

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I keep my magic in my heart. Keep up your spirit. Keep up your faith, baby. I am counting on you. You know what you've got to do. Fight the good fight every moment. Every minute, every day. Fight the good fight every moment.

It's your only way. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

Hey, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I am Dan. Today, Jordan is not with us. He's not dead, but he's just not with us in studio. So, filling in as replacement, Jordan, ladies and gentlemen, the very hilarious, the very curious, Marty Jarosa. I love you. It's good to be back here.

This is a bit of a T-Y-T-Y-T-W-T-T reunion. That's right. Our old conspiracy podcast. That's what they want you to think. Yes. Which, sadly, we're both too busy for these days. Blame success, people. Or the Illuminati, one of the two.

Or, well, I'll say this. We haven't been on here in a while. On these two sticks? We haven't crossed microphones in a while. It's true. You've been so successful lately. I'm going to say this. Yeah.

Really starting to doubt the Illuminati. Good. Really starting to doubt them. I'm also on a fake news diet. You mentioned that. What does that mean? I have not been an info warrior lately. That's good, probably.

I haven't been. I used to wake up and go to info wars. I used to go to drudge. Zero hedge. I used to just kind of make the rounds. But you didn't read those things seriously, right? I thought pizza gate was going to be a whole big thing. Which, if you read conspiracy forums, it still might be.

It still might be. They had a big, there's a, we got to get to Alex Jones. We will. Before we do, it is important to bring this up. Yeah. There's a guy posting anonymously on 4chan. Okay. Named FBI anonymous.

Oh, I like that. And he had one of those over on the Reddit squared circle. Oh yeah. Dolphin1972 or something like that. Was it pretending to be his Dolph Ziggler? No. He was just fucking saying he was going to win every match and he was fucking right every time.

Oh, wow. Yeah. And people are kind of like, I don't know if this is fun. Well, this guy might not be as accurate. Okay. A lot of people believe he is just sort of role playing as a FBI insider and then a bunch of other people are like, no, this is for real. Yeah.

The last time he made predictions, they all came true. Okay. They didn't really. What's he saying? He was saying that we're recording this on Monday. Yes. And he is saying that Hillary Clinton, John Podesta, and then 30 plus big time household name politicians are about to get rolled up in a sex trafficking investigation, which

is a little ambitious. I'm going to say that won't happen. And I'm going to say fake news. Let me down twice. And here's one. First off, I thought with the Hillary on 9 11, I'm like, oh, here we go. We both kind of got a little bit duped by that. Yeah.

The her being sick. Yeah. And I was like, oh, shit. And then I thought Pete's gate was going to be big because I wish we would have talked more about that when you were having those feelings because I could have helped you out a little bit. And had you heard, I heard, I heard an A list, a Lister celebrity ringleader. Why are you doing those eyebrows at me?

I'm going to write his name down. I don't because I'm not going to say his name because I'm not going to besmirch anybody. You don't want to run a foul of slander law. No, no, no. And I think I think I'm mostly excited to know of what you think is an A Lister. Oh, you don't know. Oh, that's an A Lister. That's an A plus Lister.

But some people thought he was head of the because there's always that Corey Feldman Corey Feldman had said like there was an A list celebrity who was kind of in charge of all this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that that goes that's a story as old as time. Yeah. And you know, a real big celebrity, if you know what I mean.

Yeah. Wink. To to be clear, I do think that there is abuse that goes on. Absolutely. I mean, they busted Dennis from head of the class. He was doing some stuff. He was directing for Disney. That's not an A Lister.

Well, I'm just saying, you know, and that kind of goes in that whole Disney pedophile. You know, and they, you know, people who abuse power exist everywhere and then that's Dan. There's a quote. Yeah. Absolute power. Corrupts. Corrupts people into being pedophiles.

Right. I don't know if that's exactly what it goes. But anyway, let me ask you something. Yeah. How did you enjoy your Super Bowl? Do you have a good time? I didn't watch it. I didn't.

No. I was teaching. Oh, that's right. You started teaching. I'm teaching under privileged children. How to be funny. How to be funny. And I say under privileged children, they're not, but that makes me feel better about it.

Their sense of humor is underprivileged. And I go, I don't care about the Super Bowl. I go, do you guys care about the Super Bowl? They go, no, we don't care. I'm like, I don't have class anyway. And you guys just do a bunch of football jokes? No. And then I came home and they were like, the greatest Super Bowl of all time.

I think it was the first one that ever went to overtime. It was. And it was the largest deficit a team came back from in one. It's pretty nuts that this year we've had all of these major sports championships be like really buck wild. Yeah. Goldberg defeated Lesnar in under two minutes. That's insane.

The Cavs came back from 3-1 to win the championship. The Cubs broke a 108-year drought. Yeah. It's, it's insane. This may, this may take the heat off of Golden State a little bit because the Golden State blew a 3-1 lead is a big like sign. People hold up everywhere now. It's kind of a fun thing.

It seems fun. Yeah. Well, the reason I asked how your Super Bowl was because today we're going to be dealing with what Alex Jones was doing during the Super Bowl. I was going to ask, I'm sure he had lots to say about Lady Gaga's Illuminati ceremony, her coming out. Was this her coming out ceremony much like Brittany? No, she's already had that.

Okay. She's a high priestess at this point. Okay. Okay. I'm sure there was surprisingly little to say about that. Okay. I hate her and he does talk a little bit of shit. Yeah.

Literally and figuratively. Yeah. But hey, let's just jump into it. This is how he decides to start off the show. This, I want to give the sort of theme, overarching theme of the show. Okay. Is insecurity. Okay.

So he gets into some polls. He wants to talk polls. Polish people? Hey. There's been a consolidation on purpose to make you poor by both parties. It's an admitted plan. That happens. The grassroots of every color who are all the same race, humanity.

All bleed red blood are waking up and the poll numbers show him going straight up. He was at 41 before the election with skewed numbers. Now he's up at 60 and they're panicking because those are even polls targeting key demographics. They believe it will show low numbers for Trump. His real numbers are above 70 right now. Remember, I told you that during the election and it was true. Alex. There are internal polls you can get, but when you go to major pollsters now, they're so

controlled, they will not give you a public poll. It's under contract that, that, that, that you can set the parameters of that are actually fair and the demographics you want pulled that are fair. They have their methodology. So the fix was in and that's now come out. I told you the fix was in with polls. So the fix is in, but even in their cook polls, he's 19 points up in Rasmussen and Pew and Gallup and so many others.

This is very exciting. That's the real news. He's not. No. That's an absolute lie. Yeah. The first thing that's funny is they like, they won't even let you do real polls anymore. No, they won't.

Hey, polling as a whole is fucked. It's gone down. Yeah. I've pulled up these polls. Okay. Rasmussen, he cites. And that one actually is pretty good. Trump's doing pretty well in that one.

54% approval rating, 46 disapproval rating. Okay. The only one that has that big of a swing is a Politico online poll that found 49% approve, 41% disapprove. Those are the only ones where he has net favorabilities of eight, just the approve minus disapprove. Okay. He also cited the Gallup poll, which has a negative nine net approval, 43% approve, 52% disapprove.

Look, it's not good. Basically, if you average out, what is this, like 10 polls that were taken in the last week and a half or so, 44.9% approve, 47.4 disapprove on average, negative 2.6 net approval. Now, if you break it down a little bit further, it turns out that he does substantially better in polls where you can be anonymous. Internet polls and that sort of thing, he does very well comparatively on those, but those are the ones where you're actually talking to somebody on the phone. Not so good.

Well, that's kind of what happened in the election too. Yeah. People just don't want to admit that they like Trump. Is that it? I don't know if they want to admit. I think there's some people, I mean, if you're, you know, just some basic ass white person in Indiana or Ohio or something like that, and you're just probably like, well, so far so good.

Nothing really affected me much. Uh-huh. These are the same people who probably think like feminism, why would I want to be a feminist? Everything's fine, the way things are. Yeah, we have this great life out here on the phone, but it's very approving. I know quite a few people who went to the protest, the Women's Day protest, none of them were paid. Uh, but if you listen to Trump and his people, you would see they're all paid.

Of course they are. Protesters. Everybody's paid. Yeah. We're paid. I paid opposition. This podcast is funded by George Soros. It's very important that we make that.

Oh, no, I'm controlled opposition. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that you were paid by Soros. Yeah. So yeah, I think a lot of it is, uh, and then also, uh, Trump said, uh, all polls that are negative to me are fake.

Oh, yeah. That was a, that tweet was ill advised. Ill advised. If I were around him, I'd be like, hey, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, no, no, no, that one's bad. Yeah. That one sounds real dictator-ish. All right.

Let's get to some fun. All right. This is Alex Jones being delusional as fuck. All right. Damn. Hit it. Trump is trying to stop global collapse. Folks, it's cause he is, listen, listen, I'm a smart guy.

I'm going to be okay during a global collapse. Yeah. I'm selling Reagan. So many people are self-centered though. They're like, well, I don't care, you know, if the general public, you know, gets hurting this. And of course I'll get hurt as well. But what's really going to hurt me is seeing my fellow Americans and others really going

bankrupt, being on the street or living 10 people to a small house and not getting enough food. He cares so much. Oh, I know. What's really going to hurt him is when people can't afford to buy his bullshit products. Yeah. And more. Have you, have you seen the, the, what are those called, lithographs?

The, he's got some beautiful Reagan and Trump ones. Oh, he does. Yeah. And Trump signed one for him. Yeah. He was selling them for $19 and then he's like, these are too cheap. I'm raising them to 50 tomorrow. Yeah.

Get them tomorrow. They're going to be 50. 50,000 in a gallery. Oh man. I got one in the hallway. You can't see how good they are in the hallway because the lights aren't good here. But man, every day I walk in and I see Trump next to Reagan and I think, yeah, we got this. America is on the rise.

Oh, also this is an important point that I want to bring up. I've noticed he brings up Americana a lot. Yeah. And I think that in the next like six months or so, we're going to see that become a really dark buzzword where there's America versus Americana. Yeah. Us versus them. We're into the Americana movement and it sounds good because it's like America, Tropicana.

I like both of those things, but it's like, no, this is white nationalism with another name. Yeah. Americana sounds like good old, but they're good old times. Yeah. It's pretty scary. Yeah. But you know, it's fun when you kind of see one of their buzzwords starting and you're

like, well, I was on the early... I might be wrong. Americana. No. It sounds... He's been saying it for a while now and I kind of think it's like a fatch. Talking point. No.

It's like it's just not going to happen. Americana. Trying to make it stick. So I don't know how you feel about sports. I love pro wrestling. I love talking about sports. I don't know why I've always liked listening to sports talk radio. Oh, sure.

I don't mind it. You know what it is? It's people who are interested in a certain thing. I love that XFL 30 for 30. Oh, yeah. What about the one with Trump in it? Well, who killed the... Who killed the USFL.

Yeah. Anyway, I asked you about sports because Alex has some bizarre ideas about the nature of sport. Okay. A lot of people are going to ask me, hey, why are you even here on Sunday when the Super Bowl's on? I can care less about the Atlanta. What are they?

The Atlanta What's? Seriously, I'm having a... Falcons. The Falcons. Bullshit. And the New England Patriots because I know this has all been built up and designed so that men put their normal male energies into watching a bunch of other overpaid spoiled rotten men involve themselves in what is proto virtual reality.

Sports is the original simulation of business and family and war and life. Sports is mainly war type competition carried out. It's like my cat grab a fake mouse on the end of a string and I drag it along and the cat chases it. The cat loves doing it because it has instincts to do it. But it's not a real mouse. At this point, I don't totally disagree with his metaphor. No.

That sports are a way for us to get out primal aggressions in a healthy way. Sure. But I don't... That's not his... That's not what he's saying. Right. If that's what he was saying, I would agree with him. Well, he's saying there's some evil motive behind it.

He's saying that the man is trying to get you to get those impulses out because he would... Alex, would rather you actually go to war? Well, but whenever he starts saying like your male... Whenever he starts saying that, I'm like, oh, this is a plug for his fucking... Get that male vitality back to the NFL is stolen from you. Which we've decided is a boner pill. Sure. Because he was talking about how great it is for men over 40.

Have you guys gotten it yet? You need to get it to a product test. It's so expensive. How much is it? I think it's like 60 bucks for a bottle or something like that. Well, maybe I'll buy you a bottle. You were so close. I might buy you a bottle.

You were so close to actually saying I'm just going to buy... Oh, I also don't want to have my credit card information. Oh, well, maybe I'll use my PayPal and get you some. All right. What would you want? Definitely the boner one. Boner one. Male vitality.

Yeah. Well, maybe we'll try to try it and get back here in a little bit. I mean, not on each other, but you know, with our... Sure. Sure. Sure. You have more to say about this weird cat metaphor, though. By the way, my daughter's seen a mouse in the kitchen.

I've never seen it. And the other day, my cat walks up with the little mouse, little gray mouse, and it's a mouth kind of sad. But the problem is, he actually got a real mouse this time. She's got a toy on the end of a stick. It's like a mouse. He'll chase it around crazy for hours. He'll chase laser pointers, you name it.

So will the dog. But see, I'm not a dog. I'm not a cat. I'm a man. All of this is the same thing. You're like, well, so what? Let him have fun. I get it.

All sorts are great for your kids to be in or for you to be in, or to go see your friends in it. I'm not saying it's unhealthy overall. It's at the way it's force-fed, and the messages, they then couple to it. All the anti-gun messages, all the open-border messages, all the anti-Trump messages, all the feminist anti-family garbage, all the green police Audi commercials, and then force-feeding us the devil-worshipper. Lady Gaga and all the weird rituals they conducted.

Ooh, it's the big pageant of the Super Bowl, and the players coming in through like a spaceship entrance with glowing walls all around them. Like, this is the most magic thing in all the world. Nothing is more important, meanwhile. I don't think he knows what his point was there. Also, his show is the laser pointer of politics. There's a lot of poc-cat-al-action here. He also seems to have no sense of irony that him and people like him have created this

sort of inside joke of the Illuminati. It's a punchline in jokes now. You can go to clothing stores and they'll have like Illuminati t-shirts. They'll have like the Eye of Horus shirts. Make no mistake about it, people like Lady Gaga know that, and they're putting this in their stuff. Number one, it looks cool. Number two, it makes them seem like, whoa, I can go on a YouTube video and think maybe

Lady Gaga's this fucking evil Illuminati princess. It adds to your mythos. And it gives Alex fucking headache. Yeah. Which is great. Which is so great. It's so fun. There's a great thought that I saw someone post.

I thought you were gonna say there's a great thought I had, which would have been fantastic. I'm not that confident. Oh, fuck yeah. I just read this interesting thought online that was like, people putting all of these Illuminati symbols and stuff in things is kind of marketing to another crowd. Yeah. Whereas like you wouldn't get people interested in a movie unless, you know, like a certain subset, these conspiracy theories folks, they do free promotion for you if you just put

a bunch of weird imagery in your movies or in your music videos and stuff like that. Basically it's possibly negative promotion, but no press is bad press, right? Please jump the shark. And it's, you know, it's one of those things where like, you know, if your mom and dad are like, you know, hey, heard our neighbor down the street's a real like, and they say something like, oh, mom and dad know about it. It's jump the shark. We got it.

That's what he's done. I mean, look, what do we all do now? We call people cucks as a joke. It's so fun. And these guys don't know it. They don't know that it's so fun. Tired cuckold. Tired cucks.

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's what Alex has done basically with like, he used to talk about Bilderberg and used to talk about Bohemian Grove all the time. And those aren't sexy anymore. So now he talks about Davos is his new one. So whatever.

He cares. Yeah. So also, is there anything where he's ever just like, you know, comes back in on the show on a Monday and boy, I tell you what, I went and I saw that new M not Shyamalan movie split and I just thoroughly enjoyed it. You know, no, that's what, that's what separates him from, uh, can he enjoy anything? I don't think so. Yeah, I tell you.

He seems to enjoy his whiskey though. I'll tell you that. I watched Minoru Suzuki versus Kazuchika Okada from Japan. I stayed up all night and watched it on New Japan World and it was so fantastic. I thought we were going to have a title change, but boy did that Okada pull it out. Six stars. Meltzer has got to give it five, but I think it should be six. So he's, he's just mad about everything.

You're right. It's his business. But he has more thoughts about the actual Super Bowl, uh, that get into, uh, how much he's really. Sure. Actually, I feel like I'm skipping a clip here because that one ended with Meanwhile. Yeah. He's yelling about, uh, commercials and stuff too.

Well, he doesn't really, yeah, he's mad about them. Yeah. Because they give you a pussy green agenda. That fucking Budweiser commercial fucking talking about how immigrants came to this country. Yeah. We fucking mean to them. Yeah.

This, this Americana of accepting immigrants. I like this retelling of history of like, people weren't mean to people from other countries. We weren't mean to the Italian or mean to Irish. We wouldn't bring, we didn't bring slaves over here. Yeah. Not into my Americana. No. Talk to Scorsese.

His movie about that gang's a New York propaganda, fake news, fake news. So here, uh, here's where his thought goes after that complaint about the Super Bowl. It goes straight into this. The last clip ended with Meanwhile, and this one will start with Meanwhile, just to illustrate that there's, you know, it's a bridging of thoughts that's a crazy Meanwhile. We discovered three years ago via ice sources, and it was later confirmed in the New York Times of all places, but we were down in McAllen, Texas. And our reporters have it on tape.

They admitted, yes, we're ordered to bring in illegals. Only 17% are actually children. It's adults. They're from the Middle East, China, Latin America, Europe, you name it. And a lot of them have serious diseases and we're ordered to let them in. We air these videos of senior board of patrol telling us this, and they get a 500,000 views. When other videos we do get 10 million. The most important stuff in the world was like, okay, so what?

The president ignored federal law on how you're able to come through a port of entry with a proper passport, proper visa, time to be here, what your purpose is, check for, you know, diseases, check for vegetables, you know, things that are diseases in the plants, all of it. Because, you know, if you get one little egg pack of a type of beetle into Hawaii, that's going to wipe it out. Same deal. And they say no.

We don't care. It doesn't matter. Then we get a president that says, oh, seven nations, Obama's done four before, four the same. He also bombed them at the same time. You're not vetted. You're not, you don't have real passports. The governments have collapsed.

We found all these fake passports. We need to have extreme vetting, actually know who you are, and run you through a database biometrically. And they said, oh my gosh, you're the meanest racist in the world. We do plenty of vetting as is. I think that's been pretty well documented. But also, this story that he had that the New York Times covered, looked into that a little bit.

It's a story about how their corrupt border agents who take bribes to let people in has nothing to do with Obama being like, hey, they're being ordered by the government to let people in. It's about people having a side business. Well, Dan, what you don't understand is I have, I have somebody in the agency and I can't say who it is. Of course not. But they've been telling me all these things.

Is it possible that that person inside the agency is just one of your wacky callers? No, no, I vet them very hard. I say, are you lying to me? Are you lying to me? I think he needs extreme vetting for his sources. I think so too. I think that might be. I think so too.

I want to get to this because it's super fun. You could call, you know enough to call him and lie your way into thinking, lie your way into him thinking. I don't think. Dan from Chicago knows what's going on. I don't think. He works in Rahm Emanuel's office and he told me that Rahm is head of all the gangs. I don't think that you need that much prep to do that.

I think you could wing it. Yeah. I think you could wing it. Yeah, I think so. I think anyone listening could wing it. Like I'll, I'll be a, you be, you be Alex and I'll be a caller. Hey, how's it going? Hey, you're in the info war.

I don't have much time to talk right now and this is very urgent. I work in Rahm Emanuel's office. I've already waited too long to cut you off. Oh yeah, Rahm Emanuel, son of Satan. No, no, no, I work for him and he's a bad man. He is trying to use Chicago as a test for all of America. We know all about it. It's in the white papers.

Okay. Okay. I can send you documents. I have one of those spy cameras like in the old movies and I can, I can tell you that definitely what they're trying to do is take everyone's gun and they're going to sterilize all of us. That sounds right. Now here's what would happen.

Now you were getting to any substance in what you were saying, fake or real call, they would go to break. The break music would start playing. I am fascinated by this right now. I need you to hang on for a second. I got to sell some Reagan lithographs. It's nonsense. In this clip, Alex Jones, let's slip that he believes that the United States should

control the world. What? What? Hold on. What? Head of the NWO. He's the Eric Bishop of the NWO, the real NWO. Are you sure he wasn't the Vince, other Vince?

What's his name? Vince Russo. That's the one. I thought that. Alex Jones might be the Vince Russo. I thought, oh for sure. He's a Vince Russo. For sure.

For sure. He didn't, doesn't Alex say that he had something to do with JFK's death? Vince Russo? No. Herbert Walker. Yeah, I'm sure he's on that camp. Yeah. He's a little cagey when it comes to the Super Bowl.

It was kind of funny when they wheeled him out in the Super Bowl. It's kind of like, oh. Couldn't barely flip a coin. This little guy. We're actually going to get to Alex talking shit about that here in a little bit. Before we do, Alex has some thoughts about the nature of the Super Bowl and what's going on and it gets really weird. Doesn't he know that the Super Bowl is part of Americana?

It is. It's a big part of Americana. It's a big part of prosperity. There's a lot of money that gets made. Atlanta made a lot, or not Atlanta. Houston made a lot of money. It's free market shit. The prostitutes, the strippers, sex workers made a lot of money that weekend.

It was raining in Houston. Literally. So anyway, here's some weirdo fucking thoughts about the Super Bowl and someone who's involved in it, maybe he shouldn't be, according to Alex. And then Lady Gaga and the Pope, the globalist Pope, that most Catholics are battling. Wait, is that the new showing? Who's openly calling for world government and now the Christianity in Europe and calling for an Islamic takeover?

He's going to have some video at the Super Bowl, or like the Super Crapper. Yeah. It's like the Super Bowl is like a porta potty that has a door on the bottom and you climb. He should have a Super Toilet Bowl. Yeah. That would have been a little bit slicker, but I think he was like, oh, it's got to be one word. What's it going to be?

Fuck Bowl already. Toilet. Shit. Super Crapper. Yeah. So he's basically gets into a real fecal riff here. Oh, also we sell Super Crappers when the apocalypse does hit. You know they do sell baby wipes now.

Yeah, I know. Come at one? You told me all about them, Dan. We're real happy. We're proud of them. You got to order some. If I'm going to eat Super Male Vitality, you've got to. It'll keep your butt clean and your blood pathogens, your bloodborne pathogens where

they need to be. What if you do buy me some Super Male Vitality as a joke? I take it and all of a sudden I'm like, this podcast is done. Alex is right. I open the door. You're ripped to shreds. I got a barrel chest. You're just like, Hey, I have a woman in there and I can't stop pleasing her.

It's crazy. And she called her friend going, you got to get a shot at Dan here. This is unbelievable. I want to share you with the world. I got her some Super Female Vitality and her pussy is like a flume. It's like a log flume at an amusement park. Oh, ladies. It's so what?

Ladies don't take that. Don't take that. We'll try it. But you ladies don't take that. Actually, he said on the show many times that Super Female Vitality is good in a pinch. If you're out of Super Male Vitality, just take Super Male Vitality. That doesn't sound good. You know what?

If they're similar enough that you could just interchange them. These fucking hucksters. Yeah. So anyway, here's more of this poo riff. And into it when you watch it on television and then George Herbert Walker Bush and the Pope and Lady Gaga and Madonna and a bunch of spoiled Rotten Roy head football players and a bunch of people all come and get inside the porta potty and go to town on you. Pope prepares video message for fans attending Super Bowl.

He says sports is healthy and brings us together and we should do it more. Don't have culture. Don't have tribalism. Don't have family. Don't have values. Don't have a country. Don't have nationalism. Just go to the big corporate sports games with the big rituals and all the Satanism

and all the rest of the crowd and all the drunkenness that go to this clearly big giant evil event. Also, I want to take a second to pause here. He I've noticed that he starts rubbing his ears as a like a nervous tick. Yeah. He said all the drunkenness he rubbed his ear, which is like, I mean, you were just wasted publicly on it on Joe Rogan's show. Yeah.

You've been caught a couple times at the inauguration just fucking drunk off your ass. Like I think you might have been like, oh, I shouldn't have said that. Oops. Oops. Yeah. I opened myself up to attack. Also, isn't Tom Brady a Trump supporter? He is.

Yeah. But he's not one of these spoiled, rich athletes. No, no. He's not right it out because he's a quarterback. Yeah. So he's fine. And he's one of the good ones. Which means what?

White. White. The poo talk is not done. Oh, great. And now the Pope is one more person that wants to use the porta potty on people. I mean, that's it. The Super Bowl is a big toilet and when you climb into the Super Bowl, you willingly go in there and open your mouth like a baby bird.

So Pope Francis can get over your mouth and squat and crap right in your mouth. Now the reason I bring up Pope Francis in that, I never would talk like that, but he's the Pope. He said a few months ago that if you believe in nationalism or support Donald Trump or question government lies that you quote are someone that takes sexual pleasure in eating feces. It's not true at all. It's not true at all.

Hi guys. I'm the new Pope of the Globalist Pope. And if you support Trump on HBO, they're just really knocking it out of the park. And if you are for Donald Trump, you eat feces. I don't know if you know that or not. Keep in, keep enjoying it. He was, the Pope did say that weirdo. His comment was weird.

I don't know what he said. He was basically talking about, I'm sorry, I don't really follow what the Pope says per se. To globalist? He's not really my Pope. Not my Pope. Yeah. You were out there on the streets protesting when he got put in, right?

You wanted that Nazi back. That Nazi pedophile, uh, apologist. Yeah. So what he said essentially was that people who delight in spreading and taking in of obviously fake news. Yeah. All of these stories, it's the equivalent of taking sexual pleasure and eating shit. Wow.

So that part is true. Maybe he did say that. He said that, but he didn't say that if you support Donald Trump, you eat shit. Listen. Listen, in Italy, we have a different way of saying a thing to go with a different way of saying a thing. That's not much of a different impression. It's a good anyway.

Come on. Quit eating shit. Come on. Fuck heads. So this segment is just all about insecurity. Yeah. And it's real nice. This is really what Alex is all about on this episode is that info wars and himself

in particular are not getting the recognition they deserve. Okay. So the need to be everyone's favorite thing, the fact that they're not is really pissing out. You know, it's, you know, it's really interesting. I was watching one of Sean Spicer's press conferences because they're very fun to watch a man lose his mind and he's having trouble. I don't know if they did this for Obama.

I'm kind of hoping they didn't. What's up? They're Skyping in questions now because they certainly worked for like weirdo podcast. Oh, and it was like Rex Rexley from the Rex Rexley show. I'm going to ask two questions because apparently that's the bonus operandi of everyone in the room there. First of all, I want to congratulate you on a wonderful victory. President Trump has always been and always will be a friend of the show and he does this

fucking weirdo, you know, and his questions are like, Hey, does Donald Trump know? And this might be a hard hitting question. Does Donald Trump know he's doing a great job because he is. Number two, follow a question. Will he ever doubt that he's doing a great job because if he does, he can turn into my show every day. I'll take my answer off the air. Rex Rexley first big first time, long time.

Yeah. And then I watched it and I was like, Oh, no, there must be people from like the real news being like, what the fuck? We had to get degrees. Hey, bro, Vince Russo from the Vince Russo show, bro, bro. At what point? Where's that off? Sure.

And the whole thing about the White House said that they did not offer Alex Jones credentials and Info Wars credentials. Yeah. Alex says they're, they're his for the taking. Yeah. And he has been offered them. He's started opening up a Washington bureau. Oh boy.

Run by a guy named Jerome Corsi, who is a guy who, as I've mentioned, wrote an entire book about how Obama's birth certificate is fake and also was the guy behind the Swift Boat attacks on John Kerry that were proven to be erroneous. And the term Swift boating has become a, it's basically a synonym for getting rat fucked. Yeah. It's like dirty political tricks. Hey man, I'm going to Swift Boat this guy and get him fired. Yeah, exactly.

That's a term that's in our vernacular now and the guy, well, he wasn't probably alone in it, but one of the main guys behind it is now Alex Jones's DC bureau chief who he's trying to get credentials for to be in the press. Be the best. Yeah. It's fucking insane. It's about time we get some real procreators in that room. Yeah.

People who take super mail. Yeah. People who take the brain force. Yes. DNA force. What does Alex think of Putin? He is very careful not to answer that question. Okay.

Does he not believe that Putin is poison journalists and stuff? Well, you know, you know how whenever Trump is asked, he deflects things like the most recent one was, you think there's a lot of bad men out there, there's a lot of bad hombres. They wheeled one out of the super bowl. It's a bad dude. He's a globalist leader of the NWO. Yeah.

Alex does a lot of that. A lot of like Russia, you know, look, we could start naming bad people. Yeah, we'll be here all day. That kind of thing. And like we really need to worry about the communist Chinese. That's what he's more up on. He's whenever Russia comes up, it's like Saudi Arabia, the communist Chinese, the chai comms, the real bad.

The real bad hombres, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon. So anyway, he just went on Rogan's podcast and he kind of sort of cucks out Rogan in this, in this section. Okay. I couldn't watch it, but never really had any desire to watch it knowing that it was probably going to be a train wreck. When you mentioned like, Hey, come on, we'll talk about it. I was just like, you know what, Dan will have some good clips because I'm not wasting fucking

all that time watching. It was way more of a train wreck than expected. Yeah. I mean, he got and his, and his, uh, Rogan's little cohort, I got no time for that dude. Hey, I've warmed up to him. He's a nice guy. I got no time for him. They're fine.

Anyway, he's, Alex says some unintentionally disparaging things about Joe Rogan. What does he think about the UFC and MMA and stuff? Alex. Yeah. He's probably into it. But that's different than the Super Bowl. Hyper masculine. Yeah.

Those guys aren't on steroids. They're, they're not. They're not cry babies. They're not like acting out war. They're engaging in it. Sure. Where his football is fake. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I don't think that would be his argument, but it would probably be more logically sound than whatever he would say. Okay. Anyway, this is incredibly insecure and very sad. All right. Podcast. Get out the fucks.

Um, we already dominate to a great extent the internet, uh, not just, you know, uh, political news, but, but info wars all put together is one of the biggest media outlets in the world. That's not true. But also I want to say this. Yeah. This is going to go on for a little while, this clip. It's a little bit long and I apologize, but in the middle of it, Alex accidentally says

one of the funniest things I've ever said. Perfect. I can't wait. Just wait for it. Okay. Oh, you'll know it when it comes. I was going to say point me when it's ready. No, no, no.

I trust. But for me, it's not how big we are. It's how effective we are. And an example is Joe Rogan has one of the top five podcasts in the world. He's been doing this seven and a half years, 90 million downloads a month, 20 million on YouTube. That's 110 million. I was talking to him about it.

If you count all the derivative stuff, 200 million people watch or listen to the podcast. Now some people obviously don't see the whole thing, but 200 million people. That's a lot. Now info wars basically does the same thing or more, but I don't care. It's not about who has the biggest. I went on Joe's show, did you catch that was fun? That was, that was the cucking right there. That's the look.

I don't care. We do that or more. I don't care about numbers. Yeah. Also, that's so wrong. It's all so fake. There's no way that many people are listening. It's hard to tell because together they're not a hundred million.

What he calls the derivatives are really tough to track down because people post like three minute clips here and there. If you're counting that, I don't know what it adds up to, but after like four or five days or so, the episode on YouTube was at about like two million. But if you say that like 150 million, if Joe Rogan was pulling in those kind of numbers, you would not be able to leave your house without seeing Joe Rogan everywhere. Okay. That's probably true.

Okay. Same with Alex Jones. Yeah. You'll not be able to, you wouldn't have to wear a hat in public. No. You, you, it would be all Joe Rogan all the time. Wait a second. I just realized that he likes to yell about how CNN, like their best shows have a viewership

of one million. So Rogan's getting 200 times. That's a joke. They're only getting one million. All right. Anyway, we haven't gotten to the hilarious thing yet. Okay. We talked to him yesterday and he said, yes, it's now the biggest ever.

And he said, he's been on iTunes for seven and a half, eight years since they started. He said, it's never happened. They held it up for a day and a half and we're going to censor it till there was a backlash. And it's already shot up to the very top of the charts. And of course, you know, there's hundreds of YouTube versions of it with 1.9 million, 300,000, 400,000, 200,000, I mean, right now there's more than 10 million views of it conservatively. I just went and looked myself and that was just spending a few minutes looking up on

YouTube. So there's so many versions of it, but I counted 10 million views up just an hour and I didn't spend that much time doing the research, maybe 45 minutes, but did you catch that? Well, he's going, he's going on all the different things and counting the numbers and stuff. First of all, he's spending like five minutes of his own show talking about how many views things get, which is a little petty. Yeah. First of all.

Yeah. Look, I counted up 10 million. That was just in an hour of looking. Yeah. I didn't spend that much time. Yeah. Maybe 45 minutes. Yeah.

Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? 45 minutes of your day. I got a notepad out and I'm, I'm just writing numbers, adding them up. I got it. I got it. I got an old timey adding machine. Yeah.

And I'm up to about 10, 20 million and there's no stopping me now. Yeah. And then first of all, I mean, like not accounting for overlap, possibility. Yeah. How much did he pay you for being on that show? He's making all that money. Well, I mean, those podcasts actually are bringing in tons of money. I read an article about that that fucking scared the shit out of me.

Yeah. The amount of money. So anyway, still haven't gotten to the funny part, but I do think the image of Alex spending 45 minutes. Yeah. Of his day when generally he broadcasts for like four hours a day. Yeah. That means he has no time to do other research.

No. Well, who needs to do research? He's just fucking go half cocked into everything. The point is, is that I don't have time to do all this research. I go on there. It's number one ever. And he's had top rock stars, top movie stars, everybody on Joseph movie star, TV star, um, you know, host the UFC, one of the top 10 comedians of the country.

Sometimes he gives me 20,000 people to come here and speak alone. He sells a movie theater, 5,000 every time he comes to Austin. What's up? Did you say 20 million people come to see him alone? I think he's at 20,000. Okay. But still, that would be a huge auditorium. Yeah.

It's possible. I mean, so then he sold out the like Chicago theater that seats probably not 20,000, but a lot, right? It's a lot. Sure. I'm not saying he's embellishing, but he's, uh, he's not wrong. The spirit is true. Sure.

Sure. Sure. He sells out four shows in a row at cap city comedy club that holds like 2000. The point is he's a big, big celebrity and I coming on the show is the biggest thing ever happened to it. The point is, is that we think about how iTunes has blocked us having our own podcasts video. They won't accept our videos on there. We've gone through, you know, the process for years.

They just kicked right barred off. That was on the news. And it's just, we just take it. Oh, you just kick us off because they will dominate it. We'll be number one. Just like we'll dominate everything else we do because we know what we're talking about and we'll defeat the globalists just like Trump's dominating on every front. They want to censor him and shut him down and not let you hear what he really has to

say or does. So later I'm going to play his weekly address and we're going to play his speeches here. We're going to focus on it because you know what? I've looked at what he's doing and Jesus Christ, my Lord and savior said, you judge a tree by its fruits. He's got the biggest, juiciest fruits I've ever seen. It's unbelievable. Oh man.

That's such an unfortunate phrase. He's got the biggest, juiciest fruits. Oh, Alex. Oh man. But he's not done. He's still got to get a little bit. Daddy. He's called Trump daddy.

Might as well just go Milo. I'm going to call him daddy. He's got a little bit more pettiness to get out though. You think I care about personality or Trump coming on the show or telling me he likes what I do? I could care less except he's the real deal. Then I do care. You understand?

I tried to have them all. I had the Clintons try to recruit me. I had Bush try to recruit me. I've had the biggest radio networks try to recruit me. I was even put on all sorts of big stations and XM and then told, now Alex, people are upset with what you're saying. You want to be taking off XM? And I said, I never even made a big deal with that.

I said, yeah, I can't stop. Month later, I'm off. It's just like I've been fired off radio stations. I mean, you know, this is not about me. Okay. It's about the mission. But I'm telling you, I've won all the Super Bowl rings in the radio world. Okay.

You know, this guy's looking for his fifth or sixth ring or whatever it is. I deserve 15, but I don't want the stinking rings. They're ridiculous. The point is, imagine winning every time, every time being number one, and I'm not just number one. Look at Paul Watson. He's dominating. Does he get any attention?

No, because they have to ignore the real victors. Well, because Paul Joseph Watson, all he does is sort of race bait and sort of complain about social justice warriors. Yeah. He makes these super manipulative videos where he reads tweets about like, that sort of, he attacks. He builds up tweets as a straw man for himself to attack when it's like, oh yeah, that's a dumb person who tweeted that.

No, nobody on the left really agrees with that. Does he bang on the desk? He probably does. Got a bang on the desk. Paul Joseph Watson isn't as angry as Alex, but he's like, he looks like he's about to cry all the time. He looks like he is either just a desperate need of some like red eyes, visine, or he's stoned out of his mind, which is also a possibility, or he is the world's biggest pussy and he's

always just about to cry. Oh, could be. Okay. Oh, these social justice warriors make me so sad. He's a British guy. I hate him. Yeah. I don't hate him.

I hate him. It's funny to think that there'll be a new one soon, you know, a new Alex Jones, a new Milo. It's me. A new. I'd love to be like, I knew Dan when he was not like this at all. Well, you give me that super Milo vitality. It's the beginning of my origin story could be this whole thing is the prologue.

You know, me and Dan were joking on his podcast and I bought him that mail by Talgie. And if I could fucking go back in time, I wouldn't make sure I didn't buy him that. I have to try and resurrect Tesla to get a time machine together. I look in his eyes and I don't see the old Dan. His eyes are straight. Straight in his eyes. It's crazy. I don't know who he is.

So a bunch of other stuff goes on on this episode. That's not really important. Yeah. One of the things is he has, he has Roger Stone on. How's Roger doing? I heard he was getting a little ill. I heard he was getting a little stomach ache. He has dropped that poisoning narrative.

Oh yeah. Didn't catch the catch the media like he thought it would. I think everyone laughed at him and told him he was full of shit. And now he's just not using that at all. We're like, oh, poison a journalist. Like, oh, Putin does. But no, they tried to spin that as that wasn't actually Putin. It was MI6 trying to frame Putin, which is unnecessary layers for anyway.

He was on. And what they were talking about is about how there's leaks coming out of the Trump House and that there's a civil war within the administration and you got like the Bannon people on this side who are the real patriots, the real Trump folk and then you have Kellyanne Conway and Reince Priebus who are trying to sink the ship. They're never Trumpers who were just hanging on because they know that they can keep some power and it's fascinating because it's like the world is shrinking on you. Yeah.

It's like, okay, look, we tried to make the Democrats the enemies and we, they're, they're consolidated against us a shit. Let's try the media. Yeah. Oh, media is not working. They're starting to fight back. Uh-oh. What are you going to do?

Uh, there's division in the ranks. I like Auburn's fighting back. Yeah. I do too. Reince Priebus is very funny. I wish I knew who did this tweet. They tweeted, does anyone else, when they hear his name, think it's Scooby Doo saying nice penis?

Reince Priebus? Yeah. It's a, or just like, it sounds like a weird Star Wars character. We're going to get to the, but the Dagobo with Reince Priebus. Yeah. Made it through the parsecs. Yeah. Um, no, but I, I agree.

It's, there's got, look, these people are all maniacs. Yeah. There's no way they're all going to get along. No. Even if Papa maniac is in charge. Yeah. But what's fun is you're, you're like the, I was talking about this on the last episode that I have a little bit of hope that everything is going to work out.

And one of the reasons is because of this trend that I'm seeing, which is, once you start blaming your own team, you're fucked. You're fucked. And this is, they're not even a hundred days in. No. They're not even 20. They're collapsing on themselves. Would you have like, do you, do you, do you think Trump will make it all four years?

No. Right. I don't think so. I really don't think so. They're already talking impeachment in the house. Yeah. But Maxine Waters, when she was asked about it, she's like, I'm not talking impeachment. He's doing it to himself.

Yeah. I love it. He's making the case for himself. I love it. And like, look, I'm no super liberal. I'm not a big Democrat guy. You're a libtard. I swing far more to the left than to the right for sure.

But like, of course he has to be impeached. This is, we're going to end up in the weirdest fucking situation in the world because he and General Flynn are threatening war with Iran. At the same time, they're getting their dick sucked by Russia in a 69. They're both, everyone's dick sucking with 60, with Russia. Oh yeah. But now Russia comes out and they're like, Hey, if you want us to fight ISIS with you, Iran comes with the package deal.

What the fuck are you going to do now? Oh, they want us to go to war with Iran. No, they want Iran to be cool with us because Iran and Russia are super cool. Oh man. So if we attack Iran, Russia's going to be mad about that. Oh no. You didn't think about that possible angle. Oh no.

It's all going to blow up in a crazy way. So none of this is going to work out. It's all embarrassing. Oh man. They had that raid in Yemen that went ass up. Yeah. They got a guy killed, killed tons of civilians, including a child who was the daughter of that Al-Arkari guy who was a US citizen who was over there and got killed by a drone strike.

Yeah. You know what? That makes her. She was a citizen of the United States who was living abroad, that killed in this raid in Yemen. But of course, that's Obama's fault. Anyway, all this shit is nonsense. But yeah.

No. Once we have this narrative being sold that it's like, listen, the real problem is that within our own organization, there are traders. We're witnessing essentially like, Didn't something come out about he didn't like Sean Spicer's suits? Well, I mean, he's got new suits. But yeah. And it's like, instead of just saying like, Hey, yeah, get where darker suits like we

prefer someone here to leak it. They leaked it. And then someone's like, Oh, Trump loves this. Trump loves the leaking and the, and the dissent because like Vince McMahon, he likes when everybody's fighting because it keeps people guessing, but also keeps them from all getting together and being like, Hey, well, actually, we have a little bit of a clip about Yemen and leaks. All right.

Let's hear it. Crazy fanfiction. Anthony from Yemen. You're on the air. This is bigger than 1776. If Trump can deliver and then I see all of the news, I've got articles today, haha, there's tens of thousands of bureaucrats that are going to leak everything you're doing militarily and sabotage you.

That's called treason. That's executable. And then I saw that earlier in the week and then I started seeing articles going, well, word is they leaked about that mission and the list because it was so effective. And you know, Obama doesn't want Al Qaeda and ISIS to get rolled up because Hillary and Saudi Arabia and all them were behind them. And then I made some phone calls. One of the calls hadn't come back yet that I called others and they said, yes, that's

what's being looked at. They were ready for them when they got there. And we know Obama wouldn't green light these lists that the Navy seals and special operations in the, in the green berets and the Delta force wanted to go after. So that's what happened. And the CIA came to Trump and said, there, here's a list of a whole bunch of targets we've had for six months. Obama won't hit him because it's his real command bases.

And Trump said, well, let's have meetings about it. They said, okay, they said hit them then. That's what you're saying. And then that now moles in those very groups have now leaked the end of the list so that when our forces show up to take out the worst terrorists in the world, they're waiting for them. That's one theory. Yeah.

It's not substantiated or backed up by anything. Wasn't Trump not in the war room when they did the attack? Nope. He was tweeting angrily about how someone should buy the New York Times or something. Okay. I remember he was in New York Times. Also how he was tweeting about the media being shitty. Yeah.

Which is totally what he should be doing. Yeah. And it's funny how Alex when, when they talk about this, these, you know, people giving away secrets. It's treasonous. Yeah. But when Secret Service agents were telling him about Hillary, it was Patriots. Of course.

Trying to get the word out. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting how that works. But I'm going to defend him a tiny bit on that.

Okay. Go ahead, Dan. Because if it's Chicago, go ahead and defend me. If it's Patriots leaking about Hillary's health. Yeah. They're doing it to save the Republic. They are. They are.

They are. Whereas in this case, people are being petty against Trump by leaking the locations of attacks. And that will get good men killed. Yeah. Right. Yeah. With their guns drawn.

So I mean, that's, you know, in some bizarre world, that's maybe possible. Sure. But also another possibility is just doing a really bad job with preparation and going in half cocked, not knowing what the situation is on the ground. And you'll never go in half cocked if you buy my mail vitality. Three quarters are better. But and all the reports that I've read, everything I've seen seems to indicate that that is what happened.

Yeah. Thoroughly figure out what was going on on the ground. They walked into a situation that they were unprepared for and got people killed. Yeah. And I don't think that's leaker's fault. No, it's happened before and it'll happen again. Yeah. But it's so much more satisfying to say like, oh yeah, the reason that we lost was because

someone else cheated. Well, it's a great narrative. Yeah. There's no, they can do no wrong. Yeah. And I'll be curious to see if he ever does call Trump out on anything. Nope. But it's, it's a great narrative.

The only thing he's called him out on so far was being against torture or being for torture, which was interesting, but his reasons for being against torture were not really morally based. Let me torture them. That's my problem. But me and Arub, I roll my sleeves up, I'll get in their face. I'm a patriot. I'll give him a little Americana.

I'm a man. I'm a procreator. He, uh, no, his, his reasons were like, uh, if you torture, then people can use that against you in a PR campaign. Sure. But that's, that's not the reason you shouldn't torture people. Uh, we got one more clip, Marty. All right.

Uh, this is a little bit of a shorter show in terms of, uh, length because, uh, it was a Sunday show. Yeah. And I think, I think, look, I don't think this is your fault. I think this is Alex's fault. Okay. This show has not, or it's a fun, it's Obama's fault. Not, I'm not saying our podcast right now hasn't been as fun.

Yeah. His show wasn't as fun. Right. And I think it's cause he phones it in on Sundays. I think it's the Lord's day and he's just like, who gives a shit. Okay. The Superbowl, he knows he's not really going to get great ratings, but he has some more thoughts about the Superbowl and about how he has fucking principles and he's not going

to eat. I'll just let you see what happens. All right. All right. All right. These are just a bunch of globalists that are hated trying to go to a popular event and forced themselves on us. I'm boycotting it.

You see my country and my world's under attack by globalist. Here we go. Oh, he was able to flip it. Let's see who gets it. It's the coin toss right now. Roger Stone's with us coverage of the live Superbowl that I forgot to tell you guys I wanted to call the live feed today coverage of Superbowl 51 cause we're doing it. Here you go.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have audio was turned it up. So who got it? If you can't tell what's going on, he started the segment by saying, I'm boycotting the Superbowl and then started playing the Superbowl live on his own show. Live streaming the Superbowl on the show, which I don't think is legal also. I don't think he has the written consent of the NFL. I would imagine he doesn't, but also it's the opposite of boycotting. Yeah.

Hey guys, I'm going to boycott WrestleMania this year and I'm going live to prove it. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Boycotting it from some great seats. So yeah. He boycotts this a little bit more. Thanks.

Gentlemen. Pay attention to the stupid crap. Oh, thank you sir for your world government. These people that everybody hates the 41st president of the United States battling Trump. Addling America, selling us out to China, the super satanic egomaniacs, killing bones, satanic rituals, recovering Superbowl propaganda, not wanting to even take their transmission. Do we even pay attention to who got the coin toss right there? I'm glad we don't even know.

It's the possums versus the dirtbags. Seriously though, we're not just saying we got censored. That was in the news that CNN, MSNBC were banned by David Brock at Media Matters, the main Soros operative. Two weeks before Trump got into office, his president elect, Obama passes a law, signs it to put the CIA over media to quote, ban fake news, drugs report and info wars in Breitbart. Now Trump's so busy trying to turn the economy on, he doesn't even know that they've got an advising Congress right now, Brock, on what websites to ban and shut down when he

wants his chief presidential advisor's site shut down, even if it was fake news, which it's not. You don't have a right to shut it down. We're not North Korea. And now this book, which we're selling, everybody should get it. We need funds to fund ourselves. It could be a piece of toilet paper, you should buy it for $19.95, hell for $30, it's a big old, thick, juicy color photos, making of a president 2016, how Alex Jones got Trump's

here, it's all in here and they're trying to censor it because it went to number one on Amazon political and it usually goes to number one after that. They don't want this to be made into a movie. They want to block us. They want to ignore the fact. Who's going to play Alex? And again, we, the Joe Rogan podcast hit, should buy trends, hit number one on the front page of YouTube in the trending section, everybody goes to, they just blocked it.

And then for a day, they blocked it on iTunes. I talked to Joe yesterday. He says it's already the biggest thing they ever had. He sees the internal numbers. They're even blocking that from the public. So again, everything we do is number one, number one, number one, number one. Number one. Number one.

Number one. Your total what America wants is what's a number one. No, they give you the false number one. So that's petty as hell again. It's so insane to me how like he's doing a show on Sunday and he can't stop just talking about how great he is and how people don't give him enough attention. He's basically breaking multiple deadly sins in this broadcast. It's also very, there's wrath, very on brand with Trump.

Yeah. Certainly lying about being religious. No. Well, but it just have like saying how great he is, but it doesn't even matter. It's false humility and it's a disgusting, but in the middle, he talked about how they're trying to ban websites and the thing that Obama pushed through this legislation. I would like everyone, if you're curious at all about this, go ahead and read it. It's S2692.

It is a bill that is colloquially called. Oh, I'm just a bill. Oh, I'd love to hear that. Oh yeah. Alex doing some schoolhouse rock. I'd love it. The Countering Foreign Propaganda and Disinformation Act. It is not at all what Alex pretends it is, but the CIA being put over the board of directors.

That is complete poppycock bullshit. Oh, I'm just a website. You go online and find me every time. Also one of his big narratives is that it was pushed through by Obama during Christmas, so no one would notice it. Oh yeah. Under the shadows of Christmas. It was introduced in a bipartisan group into Congress in March.

Well that's Christmas for, that's Communist Christmas. I suppose so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just celebrated Chinese New Year over there in Chinatown in Chicago Dan, so you check your records. Communist Chinese New Year, that's true. Lunar New Year. I apologize.

Lunar Christmas. Is March? All right, fair enough. You got to read the calendars. I have documents. For $30. Yeah, you should. Usually let me send you my poop.

Yeah, also keep the lights on here at this tiny Ma and Pa website that has two million listeners. That idea too that like anytime there's censorship stuff, we got to weave this into a sales pitch. Yeah. God, I fucking swing it. It's great. Also, I'm going to play this really quick. It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

All right. It's out of context, but it doesn't really need context. Okay. I'm a policy wonk. Alex, what kind of wonk are you? I'm a policy wonk. Okay. That makes sense.

I want that just to be like, I'm going to have that always ready on my phone just in case I get in a conversation I don't want to be in and just be like, I'm a policy wonk. What does that mean? I'm a policy wonk. It's an expression that people use in political circles. Like I'm all about the policies. Yeah. And people who like dig into the little parts of bills.

Yeah. People who get really into the weeds about legislation. Oh, I'm a policy wonk. You get into the tax codes, you get into the details, so you really understand it. Oh, yeah. You can't trick me. He doesn't understand shit about codes. As we went over in the Rogan episode, he claimed that chemtrails were justified by this subsection

15, 20 paragraph B. Yeah. He hadn't read paragraph C, which said informed consent is required of any human subjects. Oh, man, it got me again. It completely invalidates it. Shit. He is no. I'm a policy wonk.

I know. He is not a policy wonk. What a dick. Hurt my voice. Yeah, I apologize. Marty, this has been fun. Dan, thank you so much for having me back in the brain battle. Yeah, this is, you know, I feel it's my holy quest to sit around and talk about Alex Jones

all day. Uh, it's worked with me because I was a, I was a, an Alex Jones wonk for a little bit there. Now you're a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Yeah. I got, I got seduced by fake news. Yeah.

I mean, it's, it's, there's a siren song. It's seductive. But, uh, hey, we got to wrap this up so you can go watch some wrestling so you can pretend it's warfare and get your masculine energy sucked down the wrestling wonk. Yeah, you are. All right. I like it. Thanks so much for listening and catch us, uh, over on iTunes, please rate and subscribe.

We would appreciate it. Jordan will be back in the studio tomorrow. We got another episode for you, but until then, Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

I love you. I love you guys all too.