Knowledge Fight - #20: March 6 & Celebrity Cameos
Episode Date: March 13, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 6th episode of The Alex Jones Show, plus they discuss celebrity drop-ins from "lovable weirdo" Eddie Bravo and "potentially a Nazi" Jesse J...ames. Â Topics discussed include: Are Gen. Flynn and Jeff Sessions the real victims? Is listening to Alex Jones unofficially required of servicemen? Does Alex think that random memes are "primary sources?" Can one be both a literal and metaphorical vampire? Â
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Andy and Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding Alex. I'm a huge fan. I love
your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the knowledge fight. It's the knowledge
fight. It's the knowledge right now. Exit Lee changed titles of the podcast by miss
speaking. Oh no, already, already off to a blistering start as it is. I want the opening.
I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. There's a podcast where we sit down and drink a little bit of wine
and discuss Alex Jones, but twist. This is a chubby checker level twist. I watch tons
of info wars and know a lot about Alex Jones. And I don't know a goddamn thing about him.
And that's where we find our fun guys. So far. Sorry. We only had one episode last week,
but you know, realities of life happen and we didn't promise you shit. So you got very
defensive very quickly. Nobody would have even said anything. It's a good, it's a good
thing that we're finally getting an episode instead. You're like, fuck you guys. I think
I'm projecting a little bit of anger at myself, not because we didn't get the episode any
episodes out last week other than Monday, but because I listened to the show, I listened
to Alex Jones the entire week for what feels like nothing. Yeah, it was a very fruitless
quest for you. That makes me very angry. That's like if I had played hours of Zelda and did
not end up freeing an elephant. Jesus, you are going to keep going about Zelda. It's
a great, I've heard nothing but positive reviews about it. I don't have a Nintendo. So I don't
get to play breath of the wild. That is actually why we didn't record. It really is. It really
is. Isn't it? Because I've been playing too much Zelda. By the way, guys, it's a great
game. All right. That's not what this is about. The show buzz marketing. They're not paying
us. This show is not a video game review show. But it is. That would be a stark pivot
really quick. Yeah. That would be like Trump being a decent man all of a sudden. That level
of pivot. Guys, we like to start things off. We like to, you know, get warmed up. So I have
a couple of out of context clips of Alex Jones from the area of time we're covering is all
of last week, March 6th through 10th. Right. But I reserve the right to go back to that
time period more specifically later. Okay. Because the only reason it's basically Monday
through Wednesday is what we're covering, but we have to go to Friday in order. Fuck
this. You are. You are turning this into a very
Here's the leg in a lot. Jesus. Now you're interrupting me with clips. Man, what has changed
you? Sorry about that. Here's the big enchilada. That's our out of context. I've noticed waiting
for something. No, see, here's the thing. I've noticed that he is now obsessed with the expression
the big enchilada has even saying that a lot so much. I could make a massive super cut
of like the 30 times he says it over a couple days, but I just have a second. That's not
even the big enchilada. Let me give you the big kahuna. Now it's the big kahuna. Those
aren't related to each other in any way. They're just both big. Yeah. Yeah. Big enchilada is
just delicious. Might order an enchilada for you. Have you considered whether or not the
big kahuna is also delicious? I imagine he is. You think so? Yeah. What is the big kahuna?
The big kahuna is like it's a Hawaiian thing. That's right. You lived in Hawaii for a little
bit. Yeah. It's just a cool dude, man. Oh, okay. The big kahuna is the guy who's on top.
It's not like an official title or something like that. I don't think so. It's not like
kinkamehameha or anything like that. Or, you know, the humu, humu, nuku, nuku, apua'a.
That's the state fish. Oh, I just like saying it. I can tell. Anyway, you said it with relish.
So Jordan, all right, let's get to some clips. We're going to start here on March 6th. That's
Monday. If you're nasty. And what goes on on this episode is Alex is still in a holding
pattern at this point because he is still like all this bad news is coming out about
Russia, all of these things like he, the news hasn't broken at this point that Flint, general
Flynn has also been an agent for Turkey as well. Yeah. Just making that money retroactively
files. Yeah. That's, that's great. Yeah. Real bad. But he still has to like keep up the
his, his side of things. So this clip is how he decides to start the show off. And it,
I would say it's ill advised and not, it's, it's very dishonest. And it also is a good
example of victim card playing when that is not appropriate at all.
Shut it. Three weeks ago when General Flynn resigned that he was basically told to resign,
told the president ordered him to resign. He didn't even go in and ask the president.
He just resigned.
He doesn't develop this in this clip, but this is something he talks about all the
time. And he's basically hanging Reince Priebus out to dry.
I mean, not a bad idea. No, but that should be hanging just about everybody out to dry
at this point. Yeah. But Alex's narrative is Reince Priebus likes to go to people and
tell them that they need to quit and that the president has told them to quit. And then
they go and talk to Trump and Trump's like, I didn't say that.
I don't think Trump, I think the news is that Trump didn't tell Flynn to quit that Trump
told him not to. And it was everybody else around him who was like,
you gotta get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was like Pence and those
guys being like, Hey, Trump, this is fucking insane. Don't do this anymore.
This is beyond what we can absorb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where we're testing the limits
and this might be beyond the limits. That seems like a more likely story than the story
of Reince Priebus sneakily going around and trying to trick people into resigning. Yeah.
For what end to what end? I think to become the president.
Reince Priebus, the chief of staff is going to be president of the 48th president of the
United States inaugurated three months after we've gone through four presidents forced to impeach.
Yep. And then somehow we're going to be cool with him. I mean, how many presidents in a road
do you impeach before you're just like, nah, we're done with this whole America thing.
Well, here's the good news. Like impeachments are much easier as they go along. You get
used to it. It's like, uh, it's like committing a burglary. Right. The first one is incredibly
difficult. But by the time you're onto the fourth impeachment, you got it down. Yeah. You know
what you're doing. You've streamlined the system. Yeah. Yeah. You get them in and get them out.
Yeah. So I think that that's how we'd be like at least two months to impeach Trump. We get through
Pence in about a week and a half. Yep. Then fucking Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan's actually just
assassinated by Congress. Like they just murder him on the floor. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
Who's next in line? The president potempo. I don't fucking know at that point. That would be
the oldest ranking Senate member. So let's just go with the devil. I'm assuming he's one of them
at this point. Wait, wait, hold on. He was, he was elected in Alabama. We know that the next
person to the order of succession, isn't the oldest person. No, the president pro tempore is the
oldest is a traditionally they give it to the oldest member of the Senate. Like age oldest or
longest 10 years. Age oldest. Oh, that's a bad idea. Exactly. Well, that's why that fucking,
what's this, Strom Thurman was the fourth in line to become president for years.
Oh, that makes sense. Strom Thurman. I always wondered why that was the case. Yeah. It surely
wasn't because he was a well known social justice warrior. Certainly not. He's not out there with
rainbow snatch fun in the parks. Nope. He's hating on the, on the blacks. So anyway, Flynn. Yeah.
Thank God he's dead, by the way. Amen. Yeah. So Flynn's got, you know, he got duped by previous.
You got previous. You're going to need to take the short previous to get to school from now.
So then it gets more into like how this exact same thing basically happened with sessions,
but didn't. It's, it's very weird. This narrative and the word I got Friday before it even came
out on Saturday was that president Trump was absolutely infuriated. And it's now in the news
that he had not. You don't need to every day. Even talk to the attorney general about accusing
himself. Trump is furious. It's in the news every day. Yeah. It's in the tweets. It's in the paper.
It's in the white papers. If you put it in the newspaper, you're just doing dog bites man all
over again. Absolutely. Trump is always furious. It's Trump is mad is taken as red. Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah. Every story. But we, you were talking, we went over. Yeah. Sorry. I got very frustrated
with his lies. It's very stupid. We're off to a great start. Yeah. You know what? We can't take
weeks off in the future. Our rhythm is slightly off. And I think we can both feel it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. We're going to get into the groove here. This white wine is what's doing it. We always drink
red wine or champagne. And I think this white wine is fucking us up. Okay. Anyway, what he said
there was that the reason that Trump was really mad is because sessions didn't ask him about
resigning or recusing himself, which is not the role of the attorney general. Isn't that like
that's bad ethically. It would be bad. It would be very bad if the attorney general went to the
president and was like, Hey, bro, this investigation into you. Do you want me to recuse myself?
Yeah, that seems incredibly unethical. Yeah. But that's what Alex wants, man. Of course. So he's
mad because he didn't get to consult on it, even though the attorney general's office and the
executive branch, the president are separate entities. Quote unquote for now. Yeah. That's
until until Trump declares himself also the attorney general at press time. That is not
happening. But it may. Who knows? I mean, we're recording over the weekend. Monday could bring
all kinds of new Trump is dictator for life. All of these headlines I can believe. Yeah,
anything is possible except for Alex telling the truth. Ridiculous that the attorney general,
Jeff Sessions, recused himself. And he was very clear he was asked about Russians talking to them
as surrogates on the campaign trail. Of course, he as the ranking member of the armed services
committee in the Senate spoke with the Russians twice that year. Still on that lie. So this is
running scared and Drudge has the headline, but we've been calling it since day one.
Damn smell blood in the water. Comey turns on Trump. Again, we agree that there's blood in the
water. There is blood in the water. Now, the most amazing thing about all of this is
I went and pulled the reports yesterday into a special live report at one o'clock.
And a lot of you watched it. We also heard excerpts of it on yesterday's Sunday show.
And I went and pulled up the articles from a month ago when they were all over the news saying
wiretaps tracking the Trump organization and tracking phone calls out of Trump Tower
recorded General Flynn talking to the Russian ambassador.
Oh, it's so dirty. It's so bad when he admittedly was setting up the phone calls.
None of the ambassador for a call with the president in Putin. That's what presidents do.
Exactly zero of that happened. Yeah, zero of that happened. And the stuff that is not even one of
the things that he said. I don't even think the word the in that sentence was accurate. It's a
disgrace to the definite article. Exactly. But it's like the parts of it that are kind of
accurate or misrepresented. Well, they didn't wiretap Trump. No, that's that why we already
got distracted from getting getting sessions away by just Trump lying and everybody being like,
well, where's the evidence? Of course, there's no goddamn evidence. It's a distraction. It's another
lie. Yeah, it's just ignoring. Look at this over here. Look at this over here. Yeah, he's he's jangling
keys in front of the press and they're like, oh, they're shiny. That's what he's doing. Yeah,
absolutely. Everybody's babies now. Yeah, we all babies up in this. Let me suck that titty. We babies.
That white wine is destroying you. Oh my God. I think, I think where we're getting off track
here is that I'm being too playful. I think this white wine is bringing out a unnecessary
playfulness that is out of my knowledge fight character. I think, I think you're just really
struggling to divorce yourself from the Zelda world. There is a part of it. You're still wandering
about it in your brain like, oh, look, that's beautiful. I saved an elephant. That elephant is
really cool. All right. Anyway, yeah, everything is bullshit. Everything is everything is fake
in what he's saying. He's going to make some other false equivalences about this exact same
stuff later. But one of the things he doesn't understand is what he's talking about basically.
Which sounds like Alex Jones. Colin doesn't understand what he's talking about the movie.
That's the headline. But he, he says these things like Flynn was taking calls to set up
meetings for Trump to talk to them theoretically about sanctions, but the media twists it and
says that they were talking about sanctions. The reports from intelligence communities have
been like, he was straight talking about sanctions. Yeah. Well, and even then the wiretap that they're
talking about is loosely, I think their basis for the story is that there was a server that was
connected to Trump. And it connected to the Alpha Bank. Yeah. And it connected to the Alpha Bank
and that was 80% of its traffic just going back and forth there. Yeah. And every time they're
like, oh, he's probably spam email experts are like, no, it was not spam email. Yeah. It's
specifically set up to be secret. Yeah, exactly. So it's a private server used for illicit
business. Now, what if they have the one reason that we don't have Hillary Clinton as the president
is because it took three weeks into Trump's goddamn presidency to find this bullshit. Jordan,
let me speculate something. Let's speculate. What if, what if they just have really good spam emails?
So that's why you had to set up a separate server connected to them and do tons of traffic because
it's awesome. What's a really good spam email? Spam dank memes. It's just tons of cool memes
that the bank is sending Trump through his personal server. That bank that is giving him a lot of
money and he's owing and great deals and so on and so on. Okay. Good point. It's memes. Good point.
Sweet memes. Sweet ass memes. But yeah, the other thing is that Alex conflates the wiretap stuff
with what Trump asserted and that is that Obama did this. Right. And that is not true at all.
What? Even in the loosest sense. An insane queue. Hold on. But that's why I think right thinking
people are upset. It's not that people think like, oh, Trump's lying about being wiretapped.
We're all just used to that now. Well, but there is like some kernel of people were looking into
stuff for good reason. Yes. People were court said it's a good idea. People were investigating him
for shit. The shit that he did. So when he says people were wiretapping me, no one really is saying
that that's insane. Right. It's insane and wildly inappropriate that he's like, Obama did it. Right.
That's the part the people are fucked. But that's the that's the thing about that is that
they have turned Obama into such a boogeyman that now you can basically to the right,
of course, because they're fucking done as human beings. They're done. They've checked out. Yeah.
You can just say Obama did anything and they'll be like, yeah, I believe that shit,
which leaves because and of course Trump would say it because that's the type of thinking Trump has.
Like in Trump's mind, if somebody was challenging him for the presidency, he would be like, well,
of course you wiretap them. Of course. How else are you going to get them? Yeah. Absolutely. You
got to wiretap them. It's cut through a business world. Exactly. So to him, it makes perfect
sense. I genuinely think he believes that utter and complete bullshit because he read it on
bright part. Yeah. Well, which is another problem that will come up. But back to the clip.
But they were all over the news saying they had the transcript. The New York Times had it.
Obama. Again, again, he's implying that the transcripts are released and they aren't. They
are not. Last week, before all this latest wiretapping broke, before Trump stood up against it,
said they gave it to the New York Times that they quote, protected the intelligence
so that Trump couldn't get rid of it. Oh, we committed a crime so Trump couldn't get rid of it.
Here, he's implying that they gave the information to the media to protect it. And when what
actually happened was they disseminated it through government agencies, right? Yes. Lowered
the classification as low as much as possible. So as many people could see it and made it so the
various intelligence agencies could share information. Right. That was what the executive
order that Obama signed. Right. The information that proved that Trump was committing treason
all over the place. Our president's a traitor, right? Have we all just agreed on that yet?
Well, I mean, even, even if you, which by extension means that the entire GOP Congress is
traders, they're all abetting and abetting. Yeah, exactly. But like he, if you want to hang
them all, if you want to take a step back and like not say something that inflammatory, you
can just take the instance of the Chinese granting. The trademark is insane. Yeah. That's, that's
by definition. Yeah. One sentence of the constitution says don't do that. It might as
well have been in parentheses. Thomas Jefferson in the margin saying, by the way, we can see the
future. And this is Donald Trump. Yeah. And parentheses. Yeah. Like it's a fucking Simpson
episode. Yeah. It is 100% what he did. Yeah. And nobody is fucking all of the second amendment
bullshit of like, Oh, you got to protect the constitution goes out the fucking window when
it's goddamn Trump, the trader, right? Ooh, I just did our first dirty dossier. I think Trump
trader, Trump trader, trader, trader, Trump. That's where I get my grocery. Yeah. God damn it. You
got there first. You son of a bitch. And then they have Brennan and Clapper and all the usual
suspects on TV on the Sunday shows yesterday. Del Toro, Ken Keezy saying Trump's crazy.
They use words like preposterous. They use words like reckless, just bizarre that Trump says
his transition team was under surveillance. And of course, nothing was found. Where do you think
President Trump got that? Right part. Yeah. It certainly was for him. Hype it in.
The house head of the intelligence board committee, Nunes said we've been reviewing the
evidence for a month. There's nothing there, not even phone calls until General Flynn is in there
supposedly for the president as the national security advisor lining up his phone calls with
world leaders. Flynn has known to work 18 hours a day. Oh, okay. Oh, everybody else stands around
with their thumbs in their rear ends. I'm sorry. So I forgive you. This has just become unbelievable.
So like this clip looks really bad a week later. It looked bad then, but it looks real
bad now. You know, you know, the thing that really frustrates me about the whole wiretap
bullshit is that Trump as president could just declassify the evidence that he was being wiretapped
100% instantly. Yeah, which if there was evidence, that's a total Trump move, right?
Sure. He just declassifies it. Somebody's told him, Hey, you can declassify this. These people
will be under indictment tomorrow. It will prove it will. Yeah, it will prove a massive conspiracy
against you. Yeah. And that's something that you should do. It would show that the globalists are
moving against you. And frankly, I would do that if I were Trump, I would be like, look,
there's this massive conspiracy. Were that true? I would support him doing that as well. Yeah,
it's the only thing that makes sense. It's almost like if there was some sort of shadowy agency
infiltrating the government, we would want to get rid of it. Sure. Even if it wasn't from Russia.
Yeah, absolutely. There was that great question in one of Spicer's press conferences where a lady
asked, so if Trump has the proof, why is he asking Congress to investigate this? Couldn't
he just provide the proof? And there was no answer to that question. No, of course not.
Look, I think, you know, he's asking that people go through
investigate. Yeah, nothing. Just scatting. Sean Spicer is a weasel of the highest order. Yeah,
that that clip from his press conference at the end of the week, when he was talking with someone
asked him about the jobs report and how Trump in the past had said those were fake. They're
definitely not fake this time. We're all lying. It's just a big laugh. Like that's terrifying.
From the press corps, because it's like they're in one big room where everybody knows everybody's
lying to each other and everybody's just like, there's another we can do. And it's almost like
although it is kind of funny, like to actually be. It is pretty funny that he's just caught in
a bald face lie and he just doubles down. Yeah, of course. Yeah, we lied about him last time,
but this time we didn't. It's such a knowing like we're fucking you. Yeah. And we're not even
bothering to lie about it anymore. It's it is out of like almost bad Sakami kind of writing.
It's that level of performance. He might as well have cackled like a witch. Yeah. That would be
two on the nose. He's not the witch type. He's the bumbling henchmen type. But so Alex goes on to
cite a study about attention spans and how everyone in the world is stupid and then tell
some more lies about General Flynn. Do you think he gets distracted halfway through the attention
span information? Maybe three quarters. All right. But that's not too bad. Not too bad because
he's not like us. He's not lemming. He's not a not a dumb, dumb piece of shit. Low information
liberal. Oh, God damn. I hate it when we are those all the time. For those of us that actually pay
attention for those of us that actually know the narrative, the real narrative and know what really
goes on in government and knows what was really said and who have memories. Remember what Gruber
said? John Gruber, he said, thank God the American people have low attention spans and are so stupid
and are low information voters. Those are quotes.
I don't have a seven second attention span. They've got studies out where children now
have less of an attention span than Goldfish. Neither of those things are true. No. Goldfish
famously have a five second memory span, except that's a lie. They don't. Right. That's stupid.
Right. It's sort of junk science a little bit. Yeah. It's made up fantasy world. But Alex is
actually kind of fair in this, in this sighting of this, the study I looked into it and it turns
out that the Goldfish, I think that it's actually like seven seconds is what they, they say their
attention span is now, but I don't look who cares. Okay. The truth is that they did some studies on
children and the attention span used to be like 12 seconds and it's gone down to eight
since the advent of like handheld phones that you can use the internet on stuff like that.
Technology has made attention spans go down. Okay. But the same study cited that a byproduct of
this also is that our ability to multitask has gone up dramatically. Right. So there is a trade
off kind of that what, and it's kind of what you have to do when you're being bombarded by obvious
bullshit all the time. Right. Celebrity culture stuff, lies from Alex Jones, these sorts of things.
You have to not pay attention to things for very long because you're like, okay, no, get that out
of here. Get that out of here. Move on to the next thing that grabs your attention. So that is
kind of just the neuro flexibility of humans. In the meantime, because we move on from things
really quick, we're able to juggle more balls. I think that's a fair trade off in terms of our
brains. You know, I have no idea whether or not there's a valuable conclusion to draw from any
of that. Certainly not related to the mainstream media. There's no explanation for what's going
on there. Further. I don't think it would be possible that anyone could have planned that.
All right, we're going to get these smartphones out and it's going to take 33% or 25% off people's
attention spans. It's a five product. You don't think anybody could have planned that? What about
somebody in the 12th fucking dimension? Did you consider that? I didn't yet. They're outside of
time. That's demons. You're right. Exactly. They're doing it all simultaneously. I always forget
about the dimensions. You got to remember the dimensions. If they're TV volume, hypotenuses.
So you have to understand they're targeting the listeners and viewers of MSM that literally
do not believe or remember that a month ago it was on every TV channel, every news channel,
every newspaper, everywhere that they had surveilled Trump and Flynn lied. He'd talked about
sanctions with the Russian ambassador.
And then they finally released the transcript The New York Times and it was,
well, I can't talk about those with you, but I'm sure that you know the president wants to have a
reset. So I'm sure you can bring that up when President Putin and President Trump speak.
That's not discussing sanctions. Did you discuss the sanctions? No. Did you line up a discussion
about them? Absolutely. See, they play these games, but in real government, in the military,
at those levels and in law, they train everybody to answer exactly as they're asked because
they don't want a bunch of obfuscation, which is why they use that to manipulate.
Flynn got into trouble in the first place. He answered exactly as he wasn't asked.
No, that's what you mean. Sessions. Sessions. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. He, I mean, that's what
he's getting at there. At the end there is like, Al Franken had this really specific question.
Did you, or anybody have contact with the Russians? Yeah. Which was not what he asked. No.
We've been over this a hundred times. Right. Alex Jones doesn't understand quotes. He doesn't
understand. He doesn't understand hand quotes. It's air quotes. It's so fucking frustrating.
And one of the reasons, auto quotes, insurance quotes, none of it. One of the reasons I kept
this in, even though he just said basically the same thing in our last clip is because
I wanted to illustrate a little bit the repetitiveness. Right.
And how he just says the same things over and over again that aren't true.
Until they become true. They become true to your mind if you're not paying attention.
Right. Cause he's just like, oh yeah, I guess, you know, Flynn did get set up. I guess Sessions
was asked a lawyerly question and he wasn't. Not even close. Sessions answered a question he
wasn't asked and answered it poorly. Cause he was nervous cause he was lying because he
is a colluding with Russia. I would be terrified down American democracy.
I would be terrified if I was in front of the Senate and I was up to some shit. Yeah.
I would say which, which again is another reason to respect Hillary all the more because she lied
for like 12 straight hours. That is endurance that she did not have. Oh man. I don't think any of us
thought she had that level of endurance and she was fucking stone cold. Yeah. Great.
Investigate it. Oh, servers emails. Oh man. That's so great. Although now, now we're doing
the same Obama shit. It's time to just move on from Hillary. We just got to let that go.
Totally. Totally. I mean, although I will say that Hillary did wiretap this podcast.
Absolutely. I think we have a lot of, we have a lot of evidence that this has occurred. Hey,
if, if someone is like from the NSA or anybody is listening in, could you edit these episodes
for me? I need to play more Zelda. And quite frankly, it's cutting into my schedule. Also,
do you guys think we're funny? Yeah. If you're in the NSA email knowledgefight at gmail.com.
Do you like us? Yes or no?
Letters to the NSA. Yeah. Okay. This next clip, Alex, this is the first of two instances where
he sort of gets into talking to Trump on the phone. And again, he says a little bit more
than he probably should. But then at the end of this, he gets into, again, his inability to
understand nuance and the differences between different kinds of meetings that politicians
can have. Right. It's incredibly embarrassing, but the part about the calls is hot stuff.
I'm always speaking to those that may not know their new listeners. So that's kind of annoying
to regular listeners, but we got to keep reaching out to just, you know, the new folks that tune in.
You don't have to believe a word I've said here. You can go back if you don't have a memory
and look up where they said that they had all these communications out of Trump Tower.
That's really good advice for like the guy in Momento. If you don't have a memory,
go back and check the news. What a great movie that would be if the internet was around. Holy
shit. Oh yeah. If he had a fucking cell phone, just memos instead of tattoos. Yeah. Come on,
man. Technology helps everybody. They're really lucky. They made that movie at a specific time
in history. Great movie though. I like it. And it was a bluff. There wasn't anything there. It
was so thin. It was like vapor. Okay. Yeah. They lined up phone calls for the incoming president
with foreign leaders. He talked to the British prime minister, the Italian president, the German
president, hundreds of world leaders. Hell, when I talked to Trump three days after he was elected
president, he said, Alex, you're like number whatever. I forget the number because I've been
talking to world leaders and royalty and business leaders all day, but you're on the list because
your listeners are so awesome. Thank them for their support in this big win. And we're not
going to let them down. Let them know that. Oh, I don't know if that's true or not. I think it seems
plausible based on what we know. And yet at the same time, it seems all equally as plausible that
he just decided to make that up. Here's the tension. It is plausible. You're right. Yeah.
But then on the other hand, we also know that Alex is a liar. Yeah. So it's like, oh no. What do
we do? The push and pull of reality when listening to Alex Jones. Yeah. And so what I do is I just
toss the ball up in the air. I just punt on it. You know, I just, I don't give a shit. That call
may or may not have happened. It's not as important as what Alex says his response to that is.
That's true. So he, he says that Trump called and he's like, I wanted to call you calling royalty,
but I had to call you because your listeners are awesome. So there's that. That's so silly. It's
absurd. Yeah. But then here is what Alex's response to that very nice call. I would say
if it did happen, that's a really nice call. That is really nice. It's misguided as fuck.
It's a dumb call. I would have preferred if it were me and I were a propagandist. I would have
preferred a letter with the presidential letterhead, right? Proof. Yeah. You could put that on your
wall. You tell your grandkids about it whenever they're, you know, we have gills and we can all
swim in the water, swim on the waterfalls. Yeah. Good times. So what's great though is we're saying
that he should send a letter because then there's proof. Right. Good news is there's probably proof.
Oh shit. Because I think that call was recorded. Oh shit. It has to be. It would have to be. Yeah.
It's part of the presidential record. Exactly. Yeah. So unless you're on the phone with Russia,
everything is recorded. Everything is recorded. So here's Alex's response. Or unless you're
deleting typos and fucking Twitter. Yeah. Right up. And I'm like, sir, they are going to come
after you. They're never going to stop. I know you think you're going to give folks prosperity
and do this, but you've got to go after them. You've got to, you've got to get on the offense
because they're going to come after you. So what? Didn't you even say like, how are you doing? Nope.
Not to thank you. Nothing. Just, but here's the thing. They're coming for you, sir. They're
going to, they're going to eat your bones. What's great about it is we know he's talking
about the globalists. Of course. But what's super fun is because he's clunky with language,
it kind of makes it sound like his listeners are going to come for it because of pronoun
reference. We got to teach him how to diagram a sentence. I'm not going to get into our private
conversation about that, but let's just say the president knew that, but he doesn't,
he's trying to take the ultra high road. Yes. The president, he just wants to turn the economy back
on and take the high road, leave Obamacare there for a year and let the Democrats get the blame
for it. Trump, I know the $5,000 fines and the rest of it, but he doesn't want to hurt small
businesses in the average person. So he's just like a stalwart doing the real deal. I mean,
so that's actually just Alex literally verbatim, dropping Trump talking points. Yeah. Like the
idea that he could sit back and watch Obamacare implode, but he doesn't want to do that to people
is directly out of Trump's mouth. He did say that. Yeah. That's just him.
And the weirdest thing to me listening to this is that I have seen
and like absolutely zero steps towards even pretending to make the middle classes life better.
None. No, no small businesses are improved. Well, no, no, nothing. There's zero positive
things that he's done for the very people Alex Jones is insisting are the only people he cares
about. If you listen to Alex, he does cite ad nauseam that the stock market is going up.
That doesn't help middle class or poor people. Fuck all. No, his argument is it does not because
you don't have stocks, but all those stocks are businesses that are able to employ people.
If the stock market goes up, those businesses are doing better. That helps the common man through
a trickle down kind of system. But then he's also, I'm sorry. Every time somebody says trickle
down, I just start, I have a stroke. Like I start barking. I just see flames. I don't think that's
the last time you're going to bark in this episode. Yep. My dad has told me about trickle
down economics since I was six and he's been dumb the entire, even when I was six, I was like,
won't they just keep the money? And he was like, shut up, boy. You know that they would because
history number one and never, you ever, you ever hear about it because that's what you would do
probably. I mean, I know I'd wire tap Obama. That's for damn sure. Yeah. When I, you know,
I've had a couple of times like bank errors end up accidentally giving me like 20 extra bucks.
Oh yeah. I keep that shit. Yeah. Absolutely. They don't need it. I need 20 bucks. Yeah. So,
I mean, along those same lines, that's what businesses would do. But okay. So the other
thing is that he constantly talks about the small business confidence index and stuff like that.
And people are more optimistic than ever before, which I don't know. I don't know about that.
I mean, I literally don't know about. Yeah. We all live in our own little liberal bubbles, but
it's, I mean, I'm trying to read all the conservative news that I can and even they are not
optimistic. Well, that's smart conservative news that's also controlled by the globalist.
That's true. That's what you're failing to recognize. Is Breitbart really optimistic?
Yeah. Super optimistic. Wow. Yeah. Super optimistic. About what? Breitbart?
Because they're doing a lot better. Our stock is going up. Yeah. So anyway, here we go. Let's
get back into this. We're going to get to the point here where he talks about these meetings
that are, he just doesn't understand the difference between, like we talked about
with people having public and private meetings. Right. He just doesn't understand that at all.
Anyway, he studied everything going on morning, noon, and night, and Trump is so good,
so honorable. It makes me sick to my stomach to see him being rejected by so many dumb
down people that aren't even part of the power structure. Oh, he didn't need that.
The power structure against him, a bunch of adult, daughter and weirdos like Schumer and Pelosi and
Maxine Waters that don't know what planets are on. Again, he only uses those references
because he has that clip of them speaking. Yeah. Which is petty, stupid, and it's proof that he
doesn't have anything. No. If he had anything, he wouldn't have to keep going back to Maxine Waters
saying Korea instead of Crimea. Well, you know, it is, it is one of those things that by repetition,
he's created like a fixed point. So we can always go back to that area.
So you're talking about waypoints. Yeah. And if he starts, oh boy, are you getting into Zelda again?
No, no. We talked about this before on the show. Oh, did we? That's the term we used. Yes.
But if he does bring in actual evidence that he, that, you know, new stuff,
he's got to start that all over again. Well, he's got to get into the weeds. Yeah. He's got to start
all over again. And then that kind of like a Pavlovian response of like, yeah, liberals are dumb.
It has to take forever to rebuild itself. Right. You're right. It is shorthand and cheap. It's
really stupid. Yeah. Very bad. You know, it's hack, but it's, it's effective clearly. At this
point, I would like to tease what's coming up at the end of this episode. We have a return of Eddie
Bravo. So get excited for that. Yeah. Anyway, here we go. They're like, we never have met with the
Russian ambassador and there's just photo after photo of Schumer and Pelosi and all of the meeting
where they met public dinners and public events and meeting on their schedule meeting with them
three, four, five times, depending on who it is, then they did with sessions, a piece.
Because that's who you meet with when you're at the top of the Democratic Party or the top of
the Republican Party. That's what goes on. You meet with the Japanese. You meet with the Chinese.
You meet with the South Africans. You meet with the Brazilians. You meet with the Mexicans.
You meet with any big, strong, rich, powerful country.
People could say, oh, well, Brazil or Mexico aren't powerful. Yeah, they are. Their people
aren't. Their elites are super rich. Some of the most powerful in the world. The point is,
is that there's constant meetings going on around the clock, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes, there are. That's like, I don't dispute that at all. People meet with heads of state
in official capacities. I do think that he, I mean, I'm not sure if he understands the difference
in a purposeful way or just that he can't understand the difference because to him,
it seems like a meeting's a meeting and whatever on the record, off the record you're doing,
it's still a meeting. So it doesn't matter. Yeah. And that kind of, I mean, if he were to say,
you know what, I bet other people have had off the record meetings with him before,
I would actually be inclined to believe him. It wouldn't surprise me if, you know, Schumer
or Pelosi did have off the record meetings. That wouldn't be the craziest thing ever.
No, no, no. But the reason he can't say that is because then, fuck, I've got to do some
investigative journalism and I can't do it. Well, but you would have to try and actually
prove a point. And if he did say that though, then he would be purposefully lying about not
knowing the difference between the different types of meetings there. So if he says, you know,
it's illicit that Schumer did these meetings off the record, that also means it's illicit that
Flynn did these meetings off the record. Right. So he can't do that. That's a really good point.
He's painted into that corner there. He has to not understand those things either. And even if he
did understand it, he has to not understand it in order to, in order to protect his guy. The only
way to be safe is being really dumb. Exactly. Oh, shit. Ignorance is safety. Ignorance is
avoiding jail time. So at this point, I believe if I'm not mistaken, I think that where we go next
is a clip after these vault seven has come out. Okay. The CIA data dump on WikiLeaks. Right.
And Alex, when this happens, he just becomes a new man.
Like, you know how when he lost the Google ads? Right. Lost his mind screaming nuts. Yeah. He
became a totally different person in a petty money grubbing kind of way. Yeah. When this
in a televangelist kind of way, when this vault seven stuff comes out, he is like,
a weight is lifted from his shoulders. And he believes that he's been proven right about
everything throughout his entire life. Everything that he said on air is totally true. And that
means that everything that he's going to say is going to be true. And he has proof that he tells
the truth. And he gets into this. That's like a cult leader getting the apocalypse right for
once. Like, can you imagine the look on his face? Oh, no. Holy shit. This was real. I was just trying
to fuck 12 year olds. God damn it. Yeah. There, there, there's a little bit of that, but that's
a, that's a pitch for a TV show, isn't it? The cult leader who's accidentally always right.
Accidental cult leader. I'm into it. I'm into it. Yeah. So this clip, Alex tells a little bit
of the story of his past. And I've always wanted to know more about his past. That's why this is
an intriguing club other than his interactions with Nazi police officers. Yeah, that part was
that's not a good chapter. No, this chapter is about him as a broadcaster. And I don't think it's
true. I really, really, really don't think it's true. I can't stress enough. I don't think that
this is true. So get ready for that. You know, bullshit caps on. All right, I think it's time
to go ahead and announce some things here on air so that the globalist and their minions understand
exactly what they're facing. They're, they're higher ups have known this for a long time,
but their minions don't know. Also, I just realized, I think we're technically in his
eyes, globalist minions. I think we are. I mean, yeah, I could see, I don't like being called a
minion. No, I would, I would accept henchmen. I would like to do voiceover for that movie.
That would be pretty good. Yeah. Give me that. Give me that minions for less.
I just think that because we're his, his enemy, uh, philosophically and ideologically, we would
obviously clearly have to be in the employee of the globalists. I think that is the only way
that's the only conclusion he would draw. I can't speak for you. I'm not. You're not. I'm not.
Yeah. That's, that's the reason that they got me. I'm here to watch you. I'm a globalist
minion that's keeping an eye on you, making sure you don't go native. You're the one studying all
this shit. What if it, what if it gets to you? What if you go full on apocalypse now on us? Oh,
no. Do some, uh, Colonel Kurt shit. I can assure you that I've gone this far down the path. I'm,
I'm pretty safe. I don't think there's any, any turn that's going to happen. I'll get
a missive out to Soros. Okay. I'll hide it under a bench in a park. Tell the old Georgie boy I say
hi. Oh, globalist forces, dysfunctional, uh, saboteur types that want to bring this country
down that want to enslave humanity and be social engineers. You have been undermined for decades
and the patriots inside our government. Others have been quietly preparing for your absolute
and complete defeat. Not your overthrow, but your legitimate defeat because you can't overthrow
something that's illegitimate. You're just being removed. That's not how words work. Nope.
That's not how people are freaking out right now because they know this is the broadcast that told
you they have kill switches and remote control and all the airplanes for at least 25 years.
All the modern airplanes were the ones that told you they can remote control your car right off a
bridge and gave you the documents were the one that told you over 20 years ago that television
sets were watching and listening to you. We told you they could switch on the microphone in your
regular landline, not just your smartphone, but everyone like that. He, they weren't the only
one saying that shit. George Orwell said that shit. Yeah. You know, it's, it, it, it granted
he is right that he has been saying a lot of that stuff. Yeah. But I think even he's surprised
that he was right. If you take out all of the stuff that he's said that has not come true,
that was paranoid bullshit and only cherry pick these examples of when being paranoid. Yeah.
If you're paranoid about everything, you're going to be right a couple of times just because you're,
just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not always watching you and that kind of thing.
And these instances are things that were public. Like a lot of these things were public. It's not
that he described what things were public. Well, the fact that you could, people could hack into
your computer and see you through your camera, hack into your car, like that whole thing. Yeah.
Absolutely. Those things are things that people who study technology have been aware of and had
been warning about. Right. That's not like Alex Jones cracked the case or anything like that.
And I don't think he would even say necessarily that he did. Bullshit. Maybe he would. He would
totally say that he did, but he would say that the tech people only thought about looking for it
because he told them because he had the globalist information tip of the spear people were globalist
minions until he woke them with his knowledge. I read Pildum or he might just say that.
So anyway, but like this stuff is really hard for us to deal with. I believe because it is a point
where I know you well enough to know that we're in agreement about this. A lot of that stuff
but technology is pretty scary. It's very scary. A lot of the stuff that they can do with technology
is really, really scary. It's bad. So when Alex is talking against these things and the ability
to hack into computers and stuff like that, philosophically, we agree. Like that's bad. We
shouldn't like it's, it's could be abused terribly. Yeah. By some sort of autocratic president who
wants to be a dictator. Yeah. Who has a slipping grip on power and might want to flex. Yeah. He
might want to maintain that grip on power. So all of a sudden we might see that would be really
fascinating if all of a sudden we start seeing these leaks on every politician that disagrees
with him because there's got to be stuff. Right. And it's definitely been recorded.
You could like the problem, the problem with the, you know, what Snowden revealed about the
wide netting that they're doing where they're just saving all of these communications is that it
doesn't help to stop terrorism. There's too much noise. You know, you can't find the signal.
Right. But it does help if you are looking for something, you know, you have all this information
to go digging through. It helps us like an investigative tool, not a preventative tool.
Yeah. Exactly. So if you want to release some info, like you could ruin anybody's life at any
moment. Yeah. If they have a secret, you can put that out there immediately. They're discredited
or whatever it is. Now, I haven't read all of the new WikiLeaks dump because it's
a million pages. Yeah. And there's literally no way Alex could have by the next day on air
or doesn't know what he can't read. He might be illiterate. Yeah. There's no way he could skim
a couple headlines here and there, which seems to be his modus operandi. But there's no way he
could have a nuanced understanding of what's in there, what is actually being revealed.
And he just lies about it. In the time since then, I've, you know, read up on like assessments and
analysis by people who are in like information security and these sorts of fields. And basically,
the dump that happened is dangerous because it does illustrate a lot of tools that are at the
disposal of the CIA and other intelligence agencies. Yeah. It does not indicate in any
way that these things were used on citizens. I mean, no, it doesn't point, there is no smoking
gun, but you know, you get a shiny, you get a shiny toy. You want to play with it, you know,
like, and, and even if it's not been used maliciously from a government standpoint,
some CIA dude has seen your naked pictures. Right. He has. It doesn't matter. They've,
they've shared them. You know it. I know it. Dudes are awful. It's happened. It's,
it's probable. I have to, I'll give you that much. It's likely. Yeah. But it's not what Alex says.
He says that it's proof that they killed Michael Hastings by running his car into a tree. Okay.
Which is sketchy. That's a little bit of a weird instance. You're going to need a little bit more
than I bet they could. Right. He stops just short of saying like the Malaysian planes were
instances of this. He goes so fucking far on this and that everybody's TV is listening to them.
It's like, like in that book, 1984, he's taking his paranoid fantasies. There's a slight
confirmation that these tools and these backdoors are available to people in intelligence and then
using that information as confirmation of his paranoid fantasies that he's been having for
years when it's not confirmation of that. And also they haven't had it for as long as you might think.
Not 25 years. Yeah. Well, they're talking about the, the backdoors and shit that they have in iOS
and all of those things. And those, you know, those haven't been around for that long. No.
And they won't be around for longer at all, which is the amazing thing. Like for all the weird and
awful shit WikiLeaks has done. They did this time, like say, Hey, we're not going to just publish all
of the ways to get into the iOS and the Android operating systems. We're going to give it to
them first so they can close those holes. Oh, they did. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah. They haven't done
it. They are, they are going to, but they're going to wait until Apple and Android closes them.
Okay. Cause that's, cause that's the scariest hacker tool. Exactly. Well, it already is. Yeah. The fact
that they have purposely found these and asked them to stay in there and not reveal them is the
most dangerous thing. Like, yeah, I guess if you're in the government, that helps you in a certain
way, but that also means they exist. Yeah. And somebody will find them. Well, anything that
exists there, anything that exists like that exists for a reason. Yeah. And they're the only
reason for that is to bypass your privacy and security. Yeah. So like that is again, the small
point in which we agree with Alex. Yeah. All the rest of it. No. And one more time. Why is it that
Obama did all that bombing? Did they have something on it? I don't know. I want to know. It seems
inconsistent. I want to know. Well, apparently, where's my paranoid fantasy at? Huh? How come I
don't get one? I was just reading up that like Trump has already dropped more bombs than Obama
did in a year. Perfect. Great. He's loved me some America. So that argument is gone. Yep. He's
already gone golfing more times than Obama did in a year. Melania costs us what some ridiculous
that like 50, like half a million dollars a goddamn day. Yeah, something like that. It's
like 30 million a week. Yeah. Every single American is paying for her to hate her husband.
Well, that's that's the that's the part where we get into fantasy narratives. We don't know if it's
because she hates Trump. It seems like it. I mean, there's no other. The only other explanation
is Aaron's got to go to school. Yeah. Yeah. No, she hates him. Yeah. Anyway, and she doesn't want
to live in the White House, which I don't I don't blame her for that. Kalu Kalei would a
frabduous day. I just realized that we still haven't gotten to the point where Alex tells a lie about
his history. Oh, so we still have that to look forward to. But I wanted to unpack that Wiki
leaks thing a little bit. And I'm glad that we were able to do it without calling Julian Assange
a Russian agent, which we'll get to later. Oh, great. Not today, but later. Good. We told you
everything. And because patriots inside the different agencies were unable to speak out,
my show was early adopted, not officially as a place to dump information. And so I had NSA
whistleblowers, corporate engineer, whistleblowers, you name it. I mean, you've seen for many years
the Thomas Driggs, the William Benny's, the technical head of the NSA. Come on the show.
The I don't know what the technical head is that true? What the technical head? I don't,
I don't know if he means head of technology. I don't think he's technically the head. Yeah,
I don't think he knows the technical head. He does have these dudes on who have some
pedigree and stuff, but they're also like, we're going to get into one of them later. A guy named
Steve Pachennick. He's a guy who, yeah, he was in the CIA. He was like a psychiatrist within
these organizations. Was he one of the torture guys? I don't know, but he's crazy.
He's nuts. So these people, these people who Alex gets on, some of them do have history in the
service and what have you, but they've lost it. Yeah. Or, or they never had it, which is even
scarier. It's equally possible. Yeah. But they're not like raving street preacher crazy. They've,
they've got it together enough that they can tell a story. Like how didn't Buzz Aldrin insist that
there were people on Mars or something like that? Yeah. There's that pillar that's radiating technology.
You know, Buzz. Yeah. So here we go. So that's the beginning of his story is that the
he's gotten everything right because the military unofficially decided we know we can trust Alex
Jones to disseminate this information because no one's going to see it. Yeah. That would be like,
that's what conspiracy theory communities believe about Alex Jones is that he's being tricked by
intelligence agencies. They give him one correct info piece of information and four lies basically.
So they're just playing a game. They're playing two truths and a lie with him. Is that what's
happening? Well, yeah. The end goal is to discredit Alex essentially as someone who's
has the truth. Okay. Look, it's stupid. It is stupid. It's stupid. Dumb people are out
dumbing dumb people is what you just described to me more or less, but it's not as stupid as
where the rest of the story about his past goes. Former NSA folks from 20 years ago blow on the
whistle as well. Like Wayne Madsen. I mean, there's countless great people out there. So it's not
about us getting credit. It's about people understanding we've been absolutely on target.
It's never about them getting credit. Never. I don't think we've ever listened to him just once.
I want him to be like, Hey, give us some credit. This is pretty good. He actually does do that a
little bit. He screams. Well, I mean, like all the, all the, like him being censored stuff.
And because we just hear every, every clip it's like, look, I know we're amazing, but it's not
about us. It's false. I know, I know I'm right all the time, but I don't want to toot my own
horn. He's big into the false humility game, but then he's also big into the I'm being victimized
game, which are very difficult games to play simultaneously. Cause if you're playing the
victim game, it's that I'm awesome and someone else is holding me back. But you're playing the
the price is right and jeopardy at the same time. It's very difficult. Very hard
because you're going to go over every time. You're just going to do it. Yeah. I dare say
it's impossible, but somehow Alex pulls off. What is $1, Bob? And that's why I was told many years ago
that in large divisional groups in the defense department, in defense intelligence,
in the CIA, in the NSA, in the geospatial group, in all of them,
they would call people in an entire meeting room and say, this guy's young, he's wild,
but he's done the research and has the sources. He's dead on. This is the voice of America right
here. Like Johnny Utah. We don't know. He just described point break. So what? I think he's wild.
What's Johnny Utah? That's a voice of America. But he was my voice
or let's maybe go with lethal weapon. He's Mel Gibson and lethal weapon. But do you get what
he's saying? Yeah. The military would call people into boardrooms and be like, Alex Jones is the
shit. Yep. No. What do you mean? No. What do you mean? Alex Jones was Johnny Utah. He played
football. He was a surfer. You know, there's so much water in Texas to surf. Sure. Absolutely.
He was, he was an undercover FBI agent as we all know. Uh-huh. His family is CIA.
That's true. His family is CIA. His dad was a CIA dentist. Yeah. And he, Jesus. Anyway, here we go.
We're killing people. I came up with info war, the way to counter it. Why? We don't have that
website. We don't know. This guy's doing it all. He's reverse engineered it. This is the guy to
listen to. And I obviously didn't want to tell you that, even though I knew that 15 years ago.
And this morning, some folks I know got calls and they're like, yeah, we got ordered
12 years ago to listen to Alex Jones. SEAL team six, you name it.
Wait. That's because we. Hold the fuck and what? They got ordered to listen to Alex.
It's also, I think, does he think it's been the same, like SEAL team six is the same guys for
the past 12 years? Yeah, absolutely. Like it's just been the same dude. Like we got Dan and he's
just been there the whole time. Now he's 65. Yeah. But damn, is he good in a pinch? Oh man,
he can fly a goddamn helicopter like a motherfucker. I don't know how, but he always keeps his feet
dry. Which is important when you're in country. Yeah. Absolutely. Who ordered, who would order
somebody to listen to info war? Now boys tighten up. You don't, you don't even listen to info
war is that much? I do. Oh, that's true. Yeah. That's true. But I, well, Soros ordered you to.
So there is that. That's right. I got my marching orders from old Georgie boy himself.
Discredit this man. That's what that's what George. Sounds like. Yeah. Sounds like Palpatine.
His fake life still more convincing than Alex Jones. Anyway, he's still hasn't gotten to the
depths of this fake narrative that has passed. We resisted. We stood up info wars is on target.
And people want to know some of the conversations I've had with Trump. It's been about that.
It's amazing. I can't believe the intelligence community loves you so much. You've been dead
on for 20 years. Wow. Yeah. I'm just now learning about all this. So two things. The intelligence
community that Trump hates loves Alex so much. Yup. Bizarre. Well, Trump is just surprised by
how much they love Alex. But again, it goes back to this narrative. There's a split. Well,
the Patriots within the intelligence community. Bingo. Yeah. They love Alex Jones so much. Right.
But the pencil necks who as we know, the chicken necks. Sorry about that. Pencil pushing chicken
necks. Regional insult action. It's a Coke soda thing. Yeah. Now they with their wooden American
flags just refused to bow down to President Trump. Absolutely. And they do not like Alex. No.
But then the other thing there, even though they were ordered 12 years to go to listen to.
Yeah. Maybe they didn't like this guy's full of shit. We're in the intelligence community.
We know how to fact check things. This guy is a liar. But like the other thing there at the end
is that like he says that in his phone calls with Trump, he's like, I'm just starting to learn about
these things, which undercuts the narrative that he's been an Americana sleeper cell since he was
20. Well, he's just starting to learn about the real depths of the globalism. They were speaking
from the same playbook, but Alex was getting the information straight from the NSA for 20 years.
You may be right. Trump. Trump has just been being the good man. You know, if he got this
information, great man, if he got this information, he would be compromised. That's a good point.
Also, I don't have a clip of this, but there's a point where Alex goes into like this story about
getting some like classified documents when he was younger. Wait, what? Like the never ending
story? Like he goes into a library and finds this magical class book. As I recall, the way he says
he got them with some guy pulled up in a car and gave it to us. So this guy gives you these documents
and he shows it to his dad. He's like, Oh, yeah, you got it. We got to burn these. His dad is like,
we, he's like everyone out in my dad's land. He's got some great land in Texas. We just burned him
because his dad is like, they're trying to set you up with this classified information. If you
get found with this, you're going to go down. So they burned the documents. Well, I think that's
even a side show because the only way to really get rid of those documents is to boil them down
right into silver fillings. We all know that. We all know this. Yeah. How do you get rid of a body?
Turn it into fillings. Everybody knows this. Turn it into non fluoride tooth. Exactly. Dentists
are the only true serial killers. But dentists, that's just his cover. Anyway,
people want to know Trump's learning about all this right now about how they can remote control
planes, how they can crash cars, how they can turn on microphones and cameras, all of it. And
people are asking, how did I know this 18, 19 years ago? It was because there were a lot of
engineers in Austin that were very wealthy, that had been part of this, that saw me on air talking
about it and gave me even more intel. It's a good thing they were very wealthy. That way we know
we can trust them. Absolutely. We love the rich. Yeah. Thanks for pointing that out, Alex.
But also the other idea there, if you really unpack what he's saying is like, I got in the air
and started yelling about crazy bullshit I had no proof of. And it turns out it was all right.
That people gave me proof. Okay. That's not how this should work. That's not journalism. That's
just, that's just, you lucked out. You hit some sort of lottery. And again, I don't believe the
story. So even within the realm of us believing the story, the story is unbelievable. Yeah,
exactly. Well, more to the point, if it's true, which is not, it's not good. It doesn't paint
him in a good light. I was a crazy dude. Yeah. Someone confirmed my crazy. There's no wind.
No, but it's so delightful. Like as a, as like, you know, in a, in a sea that we're in of kind
of boring subdued Alex, this kind of thing is, is delicious. It's just such a nice oasis. Yeah.
And Bill Clinton ordered people to surveil me. He ordered from our intel people to beat me up
to break into my house. Chicken necks. They couldn't beat him up.
No, no. The decision was made before Bill Clinton even left. The military said,
we're not doing this to Alex Jones. So they, they persecuted me up front and then decided,
this is a patriot. What the hell are we doing? Cause they were surveilling me and turned me loose.
So I've been in the jaws of this system by the grace of God.
And it's just the right place, the right time, family background, being from Texas,
people knowing I'm for real that we've been leaders for at least 15, 16 years,
hardcore inside the government, because other people couldn't talk about this stuff.
And they would say, you, you listen to Alex Jones and you're ordered to listen to this.
Maybe what the conspiracy guy and they're like, it's not a conspiracy. He's dead on.
This is the intel on the whole program. Listen to Jones. He's got it all because I've done the
research. I've read the globalist books. I'm not that special folks. You go read Carol Quigley's
books and you go read Bertrand Russell's books and you go read Brazilian Brzezinski's books
and you read Galton's books. Some of the stuff's 170 years old. Most of it's 60, 70 years old,
30, 40 years old. It's all there. I just read all the books. People act like they're professors.
They act like they're Intel analysts. They act like they're researching. They're not. They're
just trying to act cool. I did it. And I'm not bragging. Yes, you are. I love how, I love how
he goes immediately from the intelligence community was ordered to listen to me because
I'm so right. Right. I'm the only one who's real. Yeah. I'm the greatest broadcaster in history.
I'm not saying this, uh, you know, to tell you how great I am. I'm not bragging. I would never
brag false humility. I'm just, I'm just letting you guys know this is God. The delusions of grandeur
within that little clip right there. That's amazing. Yeah. It's next level. That's incredible.
And we were getting to like talking over that clip a tiny bit was he doesn't say what it is. No,
it's just, it's all in there. Yeah. You haven't read these books. What books? What's in the books?
I've just been reading the globalist books. Some of them are 140 years old. Is he then saying that
the technology to watch it through your TV is 140 years old, more or less, or at least the plans
12 dimensions. Okay. We're back. We're back to the 12th dimensions. You're right. But then that's
like, that's like some JK Rowling shit where you can just wave your hand with 12 dimensions and
everything makes sense again. Yeah. We have to also put a really fine point on this that he is so
making the point that he's done the research. He studied these things and he's right about
everything. Yeah. Not to brag though. It's by the grace of God that he's right about everything.
But more importantly, we've consistently shown that he doesn't know about the things he reads.
Like that's the theme of this show essentially is basically Alex Jones doesn't understand.
Alex Jones can't read. Right. He has no reading comprehension skills. So for him to sit here and
brag about like, I've read all these books. I don't trust your ability to read those books.
Especially since he read them when he was six. I don't want to read these books to be honest.
I don't have the time. I got a lot of Zelda to play. So I'm not going to go and read these books.
That's the new running theme of this podcast. I'm sick of debunking Alex. I got Zelda to play.
I guarantee if I read these books, they wouldn't say what he thinks they say. I am positive of that.
Yeah. Anyway, this clip isn't over. I think he brags a little bit more. Very humbly.
So I told you, big leaks are coming. Giant leaks are coming.
And I said, Trump doesn't want to have to release all this because it can really hurt the country
and hurt our intelligence gathering capabilities overseas. But it's all being done illegally by
rogue groups to enslave the country, to blackmail, to have servers acting like they're in Russia,
attacking things which the Intel community knows. Because they've got systems above that that watch
it. What? And they know they've been trying to set Trump up with Russians. And that's all come
out in the news. It's up on infowars.com right now, Dr. Corsi. That's not the news.
Vote seven, CIA can stage fake Russian hacking to undermine Trump. CIA kept Russian cyber attack
techniques handy for false flags. Wait, hold it. They did it to Trump. What? But the Intel community
then looked in Congress at the claims and they were fake. And so they kept saying Trump's got a
secret server. Yeah, they were running one right out of the van outside the Trump tower,
trying to spoof his IPs. And then they rolled the whole thing up, folks. No, they didn't.
But they, you know. So he's saying that in WikiLeaks, they revealed that the CIA specifically
points out that they have the tools to perform false flag Russian operations against Trump.
No. Well, no, not really. I think that's what he said though, right?
That's what he's trying to say. Yeah. The reality is what they, what they showed is that they,
the CIA does have like some Russian origin malware. Yeah. That they have confiscated or found.
And Russia has some of our malware. Absolutely. 100%. But the thing is, he then makes the leap to
all of this stuff is what was used for the Russian hacking. Okay. Which is absolutely not true.
Right. There are good resources that I've found that I don't fully understand,
but I understand enough to know that these malware things that are in the WikiLeaks
are not the specific ones that are the code that is found in the Russian hacks.
Okay. That they don't match up. Right. So the idea that it was a false flag thing
proven by these WikiLeaks is 100% not true. The bigger issue is that Alex
having presented himself as someone who talks to Trump on the phone, drops this little bit
where he's like, Trump didn't want to release this stuff, which implies that Trump released it
through WikiLeaks. A little bit. Oh, man. Because the globalists won't leave him alone.
Now, if that's at all true, and we do know that Flynn communicated with Guccifer.
Roger Stone did. Roger Stone did. That's right. So Stone knowledge of the WikiLeaks hacks.
Just because we're using the terms sort of loosely, I want to make it clear that we don't
think WikiLeaks hacked things. No, there's a separation of they get the information and there's
a very strange power structure there. The hierarchy there is pretty good. I just noticed
that we were saying WikiLeaks hacks a bit. I wanted to make clear that we were not saying that.
Yeah. They just get it and throw it out there. So Stone has connections,
knows in advance, the DNC hack is coming. Yes. So we know there's one connection there.
Lies about it and then later admits it. Yeah. Because what was his defense there?
That it was just like, well, everybody knew it was coming. Everybody talks to Guccifer.
Yeah. And that was his defense, right? The New York Times talk to him. So that means it's fine
if I do. There was that. And then also like I was a benign conversation, that sort of thing.
What benign conversation can you have? He went on Alex's. Your Roger Stone. Roger Stone does not
have any benign conversation. No, sir. He is either kicking ass shirtless or talking to hackers.
You know, he has a tattoo of Nixon's face on his back. That's not true. That's not true.
You can find pictures of it. No, no, I refuse to, I don't want to live in this world. Okay.
You just, you just proved that there is no point in any of us continuing. Nope. Wow. So
Roger Stone is a notorious liar and a Republican dirty trickster for like the last 40, 50 years.
Like, so the idea that he is above board is just incredible lunacy. Yeah. Anybody who would take
him at his word is a fucking idiot. But we do know that Alex Jones takes him at his word.
They seem to be best friends. Yeah. So the fact that he has these contacts with WikiLeaks and
with Guccifer 2.0, it's not benign. It can't be. Of course not. There's something going on there.
Now, I don't know what it was. Maybe it was just information digging or something like that.
That's still fucked up. People know what it was. Someone does. Someone has to.
What? Why can't we just get, why is it that everything points to one possible conclusion?
Yeah. Or it's all a weird system of happenstance. Like everybody, it's, it's, so it's either there's
collusion there or it's like a drawing room farce where everybody's walking into different doors
and following it. And then they come out of a different door and they look at each other like,
I didn't know you were there. And it's like, it's like a, it's an episode of three's company.
Basically, or it's like murder on the Orient Express where everybody kills the guy.
Yeah. None of them knew. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Everybody on this train independently killed
this guy. Okay. Yeah. It's clue. There's, there's multiple endings for this shit. Or, but some
people have to have enough information by this point. Yeah. There's no possible way. There isn't
enough information to go one way or the other. I think Roger Stone might be close to getting a real
polonium poisoning. I, well, I think he's in danger. The, the ambassador's dying. Yeah. Which,
which even then they could have just died. Could have. That's possible. They are all
connected to the dirty dossier. And it's a lot of them. Yeah. Very soon and close together.
Eight this year, I think. Yeah. But they were all old people, not super old, but old enough that it's
a reasonable thing. Somebody knows and we don't. And it's so frustrating. Every day I wake up
angry because it's like just fucking. To me right now, this is like Chinese water torture
where every day there's just another little drip, another drip. Like I just want them to
blow up the world or leave. You just wish that the bandaid would get pulled off. Yeah. Just end
it. Do whatever. Nuclear war fine at this point. Just so I don't have to listen to your bullshit
anymore. Yeah. The tension needs to be released. Yeah. And I mean, I, I have faith that it will.
I think you think so. I think we're heading towards disclosure. But people have been saying
that about aliens for years. Anyway, Jordan, it's time in specific. Alex Jones has said
about Trump in the past, right? Yeah. Well, he suggested it. Yeah. He's never outright said
Trump will tell us about aliens, but he's what it wasn't the first like they was talking with
Rogan, right? Where he's like, Oh, the first thing I would ask is where are the aliens? Tell me
about the aliens. Yeah. Yeah. But I think Alex is more interested and more very overt about
he's going to give us immortality technology. That's true. So I don't know about that.
Alex does want to live forever. Speaking of Rogan, it's time for us. Time for some Eddie
Bravo. It's time for us to get to the star fuckery portion of the show. Over this last week,
Alex has been going into overdrive in terms of booking guests who are celebrity in nature.
Anything to distract. He had some military folk on who were a little bit scary in their
commitment to Trump. Oh, no. In a way that felt like it wasn't just because he's the president.
Felt very weird. But then beyond that, he's had a string of celebrity guests this week.
He started the week on Wednesday. He had Eddie Bravo in studio, which we're going to get into.
And then also at the end of the week, he had he'd been teasing this for the entire week.
He had Jesse James, motorcycle impresario and former reality TV star and Nazi.
Wait, what? Jesse James is a Nazi? You don't know about that?
I did not know about that. Now, I can't say that he's a Nazi.
I avoid celebrity everything as much as possible. I can't say that he's a Nazi,
but he doesn't look good. He's got some Nazi in him.
He was wearing a Nazi hat and put two fingers over his like top lip indicating sort of like a
Hitler mustache and Zeig Hild in a picture that was released in 2014, which is just,
isn't that? No, I think I do remember that one because the internet got all, oh boy,
we got him now. Right. Oh, we're going to be mean to him for a day until we ignore him again.
Now, I can't say that that proves anything because people take dumb pictures all the time.
People are dumb, especially rich, entitled white people. Now, here's my question.
They're going to do dumb shit. Why does he have a Nazi hat? That's number one.
Who, why don't you have a Nazi hat? It's a great question.
Number two, this is my other piece of evidence that I think Jesse James is a Nazi.
His business is called West Coast choppers. Okay.
And their original logo was very similar to the Nazi iron cross.
Hmm.
Almost identical. Oh, he then a couple years later changed his logo.
And it was basically the Nazi eagle. It's just that bird.
So he's just, he's just cycling through imagery now.
And he calls himself or he calls that new logo the war bird, which is,
Oh, I don't like that at all. No, it's, it's not proof, but man, it doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good now. It's, it's, it's a coincidence.
Another piece of coincidence. Oh boy.
After he got divorced from Sandra Bullock, he started messing around with this lady
named Michelle bombshell McGee, who is a bit of a Nazi.
Wait, he was married to Sandra Bullock. Yeah, that's crazy.
Is Sandra Bullock a Nazi?
I don't know. She divorced him and adopted a African American baby. So I don't know.
So wait, am I just thinking of the plot of the blind side?
Yeah, I don't know what just happened right there. What just happened?
I don't know. So this lady, Michelle McGee, also known as bombshell.
Right. She has a tattoo on her, her leg on the back of her thighs.
WP, which is notorious in circles as white power.
She has claimed that it stands for wet pussy.
I mean,
I'd go with either one of those.
She was quoted as saying Jesse and I had a conversation about it and he says,
that's a new conversation.
He says a lot of his friends have the tattoo.
A wet pussy tattoo or a white power tattoo.
I mean, doesn't look good. A lot of my friends have white power tattoos.
Which friends?
I don't know. Then another piece of evidence that Michelle bombshell McGee is a Nazi on
Facebook. She's listed mine comp as her favorite book.
She's a Nazi. That's a Nazi.
And that does not stand for wet pussy.
Yeah. No, that's my comp. Although that would be a way better book.
I feel like I don't know if he would have sold as many copies at the time, but I've read
not the entirety of mine comp, but I've read a bit of it.
And if it's your favorite book, it's not for the literature.
It's not a well written book.
Yeah.
The only thing to take away from it is hatred of the Jews.
Yeah.
That's really the only point.
You know, I've been told in the past to read it and every time I was like, no,
I don't think there's any, I don't think there's any reason to.
No, I think we're good.
It's much like me going back and reading these globalist books.
We don't have time for that.
Yeah, no, life is almost over now.
I'm so glad that now that I know I only have five years left.
Yeah. When, when Michelle McGee got a divorce, when she was suing for custody of their
children, her ex-husband said that she had child block magnets on the refrigerator that
would spell out white power.
She's a Nazi.
Then Jesse James is a Nazi.
Jesse James also was formerly married to Jeanine Lundemuler, who was that porn star
who was on the cover of the Blink 182 album, take off your pants and jacket.
Right.
Right.
That was that album.
I can't remember the, their fucking dumb ass title names.
Yeah.
So they got divorced and then she got remarried to a guy named Jeremy Aikman,
who was a multiple time felon and admitted skinhead.
Yep.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock.
What a tangled web we weave when at first we Nazi.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock fought to revoke Lundemuler's custody of the child that he and
Jeanine had together, citing her marriage to Aikman as evidence of negative environments
for children.
Yeah.
That's a good citation.
So now all of this, I don't think she should get custody.
All of these, again, don't like dead to rights prove anything, but if you're hanging around
with that many Nazis, you're going to look like a Nazi.
It's not good.
You're a Nazi.
I don't think, I don't think that necessarily Jesse James is himself an actual Nazi,
but he's not because it is not the 1940s.
He's not some, he's not a reasonable person though.
Okay.
Because if I were around, did he, did he instead become very reasonable while being on Alex
Jones's show and by comparison, but I did not have time to pull this clip because he
didn't do a Nazi salute.
Well, he actually just seems like a kind of chill dude.
Oh, okay.
He actually comes off pretty decent in the same way that Eddie Bravo comes off pretty
decent too.
Right.
But like he, he does do one thing that I think is amazing and that is he tells Alex
repeatedly to stop being a sore winner, which I think is great and it really disrupts Alex's
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This is the first time Alex has gotten some shit thrown in his face, huh?
At least in the last months of watching this.
In the last, since we've, since we've been around and he can't shout him down because
he's Jesse James, notorious real man and celebrity that Alex has to kiss his ass.
Right.
Because he's a star fucker.
Right.
So it really throws off the interview and by the time he does tell Alex to stop being a sore
winner, it just like Alex can't get his bearings back and he ends up just being like, what kind
of cars do you got?
It becomes just, which is what it should have been in the first place, Alex.
The you dropped the ball on that one.
It doesn't fit the narrative of the Alex Jones show though.
So I'm going to play a couple of clips of Jesse James and then we will get to the real
fun, which is the adventures of Eddie Bravo.
But this one actually Jesse isn't in.
It's just Alex lying real hard.
Ronald Reagan met him and never did this and wrote a letter back saying, I felt like I met
the president and not the other way around.
And there's people that have known him 30 plus years and they knew that he's talking about Trump.
That didn't happen.
What?
That didn't happen.
Reagan met Trump.
Yeah.
Reagan met Trump.
Reagan didn't meet Trump.
He did.
Yeah.
He did.
When Trump was much younger, there's a picture of them shaking hands and that quote that I
thought I was meeting the president or that's how I felt because he was so had such a powerful
presence.
He never said that.
Never said it.
No.
I did some research on it.
I tracked it down.
Alex is quoting a meme.
Oh, okay.
I was waiting for you to say Alex was quoting Alex because that seems very much in his move.
He has said this before in the past.
Of course.
It is a thing he keeps bringing up, but that has no basis in reality.
It just showed up in a meme and people have just accepted that it's true.
The same way 3 million undocumented immigrants voted in the last election, that whole thing.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So I just love that.
I love when you just see definitive evidence of someone not-
Just whole cloth making shit up.
Not doing the research.
Not understanding what he's reading.
It would take a 20 second Google search to find the origin of that meme.
It's so easy.
The only thing that's strange, and it even surprised you, is that Reagan did meet Trump.
Yeah.
Like that is weird and because it's so weird and there's a picture of it,
that's why someone created this meme.
Yeah, of course.
So this clip is a little bit longer, but I'm going to cut it off in the middle.
That would be, why wouldn't you instead make the meme about when the Clintons were hanging
out with Trump?
And instead, it's like Hillary 20 years ago said, wow, it felt like I met the president.
That would be a good meme.
Yeah, but Reagan's dead.
Reagan is dead.
So you can lie and he can't rebut it.
Well, I mean, in his later years, he couldn't rebut it either.
That's probably, that might have been when you met him.
But also, oh, I want to-
So it might have been true.
I want to say this.
Mainly because Reagan thought he was meeting FDR.
He can walk again?
Holy shit.
So I want to point this out.
Last week, Donald Trump did tweet about how Russia has run over America and he put run over in quotes.
This is incredibly important because that's Alex Jones slang.
He talks about powerful people running over weaker people.
That's specifically Donald Trump using Alex Jones slang.
I mean, it is in the popular consciousness though.
I've said, I don't know if I've ever said it, but I know it exists.
I know it's a saying.
It does, but Alex says it all the time.
And he did use quotes, didn't he?
He did.
Which is suspicious.
That is suspicious.
Mainly because Trump doesn't know where quotes go.
No, not at all.
In our history of Trump tweeting, I don't think he's used quotes correctly at all.
Ever.
So let's get back to Jesse James here.
He starts out this clip really dumb and then gets really aggressive about protesters,
which I don't approve of.
Russian.
Why would Russian Russia hack our election?
So for what?
For what reasons?
What?
It's saying you didn't have the initiative to go vote for him, Jesse James.
You're a Russian robot.
So that's stupid.
Alex thinks that like the idea is that the Russian hack means that no one voted for Trump.
But that's stupid.
That's not what anybody's saying.
Nope.
And then Jesse James trying to be like, why would, why would Russia do it?
Like you said, a million reasons.
So many reasons.
Putin it notably hates Hillary Clinton.
Yeah.
They have a documented history of him really not liking her and her being tough on them
in terms of sanctions.
I mean, who doesn't have reasons to hack the American election?
I would, if I could hack it, I probably would.
I wouldn't.
It'd be fun.
I know I'd leave a trail.
Yeah.
Well, you wouldn't be very good at it.
Neither would I.
You know, I stick to the things I'm good at, like freeing elephants in the land of high rule.
So anyway, back to this clip.
I'm a Russian robot.
It's, they're just in, they're just in denial.
You know what?
And I get it all the time.
And this is why I don't have anything really to come on here to talk to you about.
It's really that special, I think.
But I like to come on.
No, but I like to come on here just as a voice of the blue collar Americans.
Yeah.
You know, the,
yeah, Jesse James, he's worth a blue collar.
American is worth a hundred million dollars who was once married to Sandra Bullock.
You know, how to me, a world winner, blue collar Americans are went,
went from Sandra Bullock to a Nazi stripper.
What are you doing?
Hey, we can't yet prove that Sandra Bullock herself is not a Nazi stripper.
That's a fair point.
We don't have the, we don't have, we haven't got the documents yet.
It may be in the dirty dusty again.
I'm going to punt on this investigation.
I don't want any part of it.
But like it would be the funniest if we broke that Sandra Bullock was a Nazi stripper.
Oh, Jesus.
That'd be a solid, that'd be a scoop.
If we start screaming about it, maybe some rich Chicago will give us, give us information.
Anyway, like I get it.
I get what he's saying about being blue collar.
He works on cars.
He has these outward trappings of appearing blue collar,
right, but he has a hundred fucking million dollars.
And it's probably worth way more than that.
Really?
Yeah. You know why?
He has all that money.
West Coast Choppers is incredibly successful.
It's a huge motorcycle company.
And they don't really get into this on the show,
but he has NRA branded shirts and clothing wear that are sold at like targets and stuff like that.
What?
Yeah. So he makes,
No.
He makes millions of dollars selling NRA clothes.
No.
It's super fucked up.
Why is it that everybody's connected with murder weapons?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe because they're Nazis.
I love, yeah.
Nazis really do know how to do their gun shit.
They also talk about these allegations that he's a Nazi at some point.
And he's like, look, I survived a media tornado and like everyone says all this ugly shit.
It's like, yeah, but that's because there's ugly shit.
Yeah.
Like if you didn't have a Nazi stripper girlfriend that you were banging around with.
And I don't think that stripper is a negative part of this at all.
No, not at all.
That's perfectly fine.
I think we should just cut the stripper part.
But that makes it interesting.
And Nazi girlfriend still is interesting to me.
I think the media-
I think you can get rid of stripper and Nazi girlfriend still works on me being interesting.
I think the media narrative though of going from Sandra Bullock to a stripper is compelling for the media.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
We shouldn't be-
For tabloid journalism bullshit.
We shouldn't be judging sex workers.
But going from Sandra Bullock to Nazi is just as interesting I feel like.
Literally could be a lateral move or investigation.
Our investigation is ongoing.
And then like all these other connections to Nazis, your iconography being Nazi in origin,
like you can't be mad that people started drawing connections.
Yeah.
In the same way that like this whole thing with Trump being investigated, you can't be mad about that.
Right.
There's a reason to investigate this.
If you have a German last name and your grandfather has a lot of Nazi memorabilia.
Maybe.
If you have their fillings.
Maybe he's just really fascinated by World War II memorabilia or maybe he was a Nazi.
Yeah.
And maybe it's worth looking into.
Exactly.
Because the difference really matters.
And getting your grandfather up on international court.
Yeah.
Get him into a Nuremberg trial.
Take this old man to the Hague.
People that think that, you know, because I'm filthy, dirty every day and because I work,
I weld and I make stuff and I'm a mechanic, they think I'm an idiot.
You know, they're arrogant.
They're arrogant assholes.
And that's the way they think about the majority of this country.
So I agree.
We're on the same page.
Tell the elites who've got a dwindling audience who lie about our president who's truly delivering
like nobody's ever done in our modern history on what he would say he would do.
I mean, it's truly incredible.
It's messianic.
Isn't it?
What do you want to say to the people right there in Camera Four that, you know,
that think because you actually built your own business and made hundreds of millions of dollars
doing it, billions total and gross that you're an idiot because they're a bunch of do nothing.
What do you want to say to the so-called elites?
Alex keeps trying to get him to do promos on the globalists.
He keeps trying to be like, what do you want to say to these people?
Right.
And so he can cut it and put it in the yeah.
And Jesse James is very resistant to it, to his credit.
He's just like, look, we won the election.
Yeah.
Let's, he's getting, he's getting to work and he's going about his business.
Let's just live our lives.
Why do you yell at everybody all the time, Alex?
And I don't think that he's an idiot.
No.
Like, I don't think, I mean.
I don't think he's a genius.
No.
I don't think he's an idiot either.
Yeah.
No, in the same, in the same way.
And I know this is a weird equivalence to make.
I think he's a Nazi.
But I do think he's a Nazi.
I don't think he's in it.
Most Nazis weren't idiots.
Nope.
That's how they pulled off something that horrible.
I think it's the same way where people think the Kardashians are idiots.
And to me, I mean, maybe that's, maybe, but also they turned not being able to have skills
into the most profitable skill you can have.
Absolutely.
Like they, they did make this whole weird empire.
They're not, they're not stupid.
Some of it could come down to luck.
Or, or they're just ridiculously lucky.
Yeah.
Some of it could come down to luck or like a Machiavellian leader, like the mom,
like Chris could be incredibly smart and everyone's going along for the ride.
Yeah. It could be that.
I don't know.
But you're right.
That, that point is, is salient in terms of like, you can't be an idiot and create something that huge.
I mean, you can.
It's very hard.
It's happened before.
Also, it takes an incredibly smart person to play an idiot.
So the fact that they present themselves as dumb is kind of almost an indication
that they're not that dumb.
I think you're getting a little bit too far down the rabbit hole there.
I don't know.
They could just be dumb.
Like George, like W, you know, he could be this brilliant mastermind,
or it could just be a dumb idiot with a great pedigree of.
I think he's like Jesse James.
He is probably a high version of the middle.
You know, like, I think that the reason that George W. Bush seems dumb is because we're used to
smart, well-spoken, articulate.
So it's our, it's our perception of what the
traits of a smart person is.
Or of a president.
Right.
Which is now completely demolished.
No, there's no, there's no positive traits to presidents anymore.
He looked, he looked dumb in comparison to our image of president, but he wasn't that dumb
as a whole.
No, I think you're probably, I don't know.
And it's the same with Jesse James.
It's like he, he looks dumb because of images we have in our head.
So many reasons.
He looks dumb for so many reasons though.
Those tattoos aren't helping.
Not just images we have in our head.
He really cultivates a dumb image.
Yeah, but that also helps him sell shirts for the NRA.
That's true.
I mean, it's, anyway, who cares?
He's not dumb though.
No, but I mean, listen, I get, I do get stuttering angry and I get what you're saying.
Hey, be cool.
Don't let him get to you.
You're already awake, Jesse.
You've already been through this.
I'm pissed off that we've got the best numbers in this country in decades and somebody working
their ass off for the people.
And every major newspaper I know of says they want to see him assassinated.
I'm not looking for trouble, but it makes me want to get aggressive.
That's not in the papers.
No.
That's not in every single newspaper unless Alex is just not aware of any newspapers.
And then that sentence is logically accurate.
If I, I don't think.
Well, we know he's aware because he has printed out thousands on thousands of articles.
That's a good point.
And read all of their headlines.
Yes, that is true.
So my argument doesn't hold water.
Nope.
He's just lying.
He's just like assassination threats.
Yep.
I'm sick of this crap.
This guy's working for me and my family and I'm getting pissed about this.
I, I'm not pissed about those people.
I think it's funny.
I think it's funny that they've whipped themselves up into a big tizzy over the working class
people working hard and accomplishing.
They all worked hard and voted and got this to guy elected.
They're losers.
And now he's working hard for them.
You know, let them cry.
You know, I'm not hoody in the blowfish.
Yeah.
I was about to, uh, I was about to point that out.
Oh boy.
Let it be a sore winner.
There's nothing worse than a sore winner.
I agree.
But I'm just pointing out, I said they had him wire tapped.
I agree.
Now I'm going to go be a liar.
I'm on a flyer.
That's what these people do.
They lie.
I know.
But you know, what do you, what do you think happens?
God forbid they do assassinate Trump.
Never going to do it, man.
He's got, we have the best protection, the best elite.
And it's the same thing.
It's a trunk full of ping pong balls.
The only people.
What's a trunk full of ping pong balls?
That's a metaphor he made earlier in the interview.
He's talking about how you, if you have a trunk full of,
a trunk full of ping pong balls, that's not going to add
anything to your car.
It's not going to really hurt your car.
It's just nothing.
It's just, that doesn't do anything.
So he's saying that like people tweeting threats or like,
I guess that has a logic to it.
It does.
It's not great.
It's not a great metaphor.
It's not the best I've ever heard, but it does track.
Okay.
It makes sense to the point he's trying to make.
But yeah, I like that.
I like his perspective.
Just sort of like shrug it off.
These are assholes.
And people who are threatening to assassinate the president
or saying he should die.
I think that a lot of those people are assholes.
Probably.
Who just want attention or want to be shocking.
You know, and they're not the people who are in positions
where they actually could.
Yeah.
I definitely wouldn't vocalize any of my inner thoughts.
I think you already have.
No, no, no.
I think you might have on this podcast.
I don't think there's, no, I doubt it.
I don't think if you go back through our records,
you'll find any incriminating things that I've said.
Cut smash cut to a clip of you saying
Trump should be hung in the streets.
I'm just, I mean, according to our laws,
I'm not saying we should lawlessly hang him in the streets.
Of course not.
I'm just saying that according to the constitution
and the laws we have,
it is well within our legal rights to hang Trump
in the middle of the street.
I don't fully disagree, but I also don't agree for safety's sake.
People that are coming out on Twitter and saying like,
Oh, I think Trump should get killed.
They're only doing that to give themselves a little bit of fame
to a little bit of, you know, it's still illegal.
Like, Oh my God, did you?
No, I agree, but it's still illegal.
So you see what Billy 218 said?
He said he would kill Trump.
Oh my God.
Well, retweet that.
Oh my God.
He deleted the tweet.
Oh my God.
Probably someone actually called that.
Yeah, but it's like laugh.
It's meaning.
Can we see who Billy 328 is like our John Doe?
We're not actually blaming Billy 328.
I know.
No, but it's just, it's, I bet there is one.
It's fluff.
It doesn't mean anything.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, Jesse, I 100% agree.
You've coined the term.
The MSM is not the fake stream.
They are the false reality media.
Yeah.
Like you said, you said they're a business.
They're trying to make money.
So, but they could do that.
If they ran 18 hours of programming every day
on all Trump's accomplishments and everything he's done
in the first 50 days and all that, is that him?
I think you said 328.
That's not, yeah.
Billy 218.
They pulled up a egg Twitter account on their main screen
of Billy 218.
That is the best investigative journalism they've done ever.
So far.
Yeah.
And they even got-
They immediately found out that if you Google something,
it will appear.
But they got the number wrong.
He said Billy 328 and they pulled up 218.
So they even fucked that up.
You know what?
You know what?
I'm going to give them a pass.
I think we're going to give them an A for effort there.
They did Google something this time.
B for effort.
All right.
Good boy.
Billy, I'm sure it's great.
Go ahead and start.
But if they ran a whole show of that, no one would watch it
because it's not a train wreck.
And it's-
I'd watch it.
I mean, if it was real data, I mean, all this real data is coming.
I mean, I get it.
I guess, well, I guess that's what our audience is.
People that actually-
That's what happens if you shut your phone off
and your computer off to all that stuff.
It does drive me crazy.
I'll be in a great mood.
I come in here and like look at a hundred articles.
I'm going to jump off.
So you just ignore all this crap?
Yeah.
Hey, I was hyper-connected to it before the election.
And now that we won, I can sit back and like, you know what?
I know I have my friend working in his ass off in the White House
for people like me and people that think like me.
And I know it's the first time
because there hasn't been a president in there
in a long, long time that really cared about the little guy.
Jesse James, I totally, that statement was what he said.
It's a sense of, I don't know, I don't have to worry about it anymore.
Interesting.
Jesse James just said some straight nonsense
and he sounded like the most brilliant person.
Absolutely.
Compared to Alex Jones' rambling rage and like just, just
flecks of spittle coming out of his mouth.
Jesse James sounds like a genius.
He sounds completely reasonable for the most part,
but he is using a little bit of like a dog whistly shit.
Yeah.
Like the idea that like now that Trump's in,
we don't have to worry about stuff.
Right.
There's, there are, like.
We don't have to worry about something that rhymes with booze.
It's a first time we've had a president in a really long time
that is this way.
It's not since, since Woodrow Wilson.
It's not about.
We haven't had an anti-Semi president since Woodrow Wilson.
Outwardly anti-Semi.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're right.
We did have Nixon.
There's no indication like that it holds water at all
that the presidents haven't cared about poor people or the middle class.
No. In fact, there's, there's like a lot of evidence that, well,
I mean, maybe the last president who cared about the poor
in the middle class was FDR who cared intensely.
Well, and then you got LBJ.
Although whether or not he cared is a whole different story.
That's true.
He's an interesting, he's an interesting case study.
Let's not unpack it.
I apologize.
That was.
But there is one thing I did do, which is look up both Billy 328
and Billy 218.
Interesting.
Great investigative journalism.
I Googled them so fast.
Didn't take that long at all.
And they were all Twitter eggs.
Of course.
And they were the same thing.
They have like no, they don't follow anybody
and they have like three followers max.
It is, it reminds me of that, that thing where there was an
article about how there are these Russian Twitter bots,
not necessarily even Russian ones, but there are Twitter
bots that are lying dormant that they will eventually use to
kind of make certain topics trend and put them into the
national consciousness.
And those were such like so suspicious in their, oh, these
just exist.
Nothing going on there.
Yeah.
It's super fucked up.
There's like, I don't remember the exact number,
but it was a, it was a shockingly high percentage of
Twitter's total accounts are fake.
The Cambridge Analytica guys, those guys.
Which we don't want to talk about.
No, because they'll find us.
If I'm afraid of anybody, it's them at this point.
They know what I'm doing in that Zelda game.
They, they're all up on it.
Fucking Zelda.
So now it is time to get to our main man, Eddie Bravo.
Eddie Bravo.
Eddie comes in and again, seems like a really good hearted
dude.
Also seems very dumb, but like he comes in and I could not
help but smile seeing Eddie Bravo in the Info War studio.
That's great.
You watch the show every day.
You're on.
This is amazing.
Good for you, Eddie Bravo.
You're happy for him for reaching the height of his
potential.
I am.
I mean, good for him.
But it goes south really fast.
So then they start talking about pizza gate and Alex Jones
accidentally walks backwards and stumbles straight into an
addition of you busted.
God damn you.
He's tough guy.
I told you not to do that.
And he said.
So there also, this starts by them talking about Ted Gunderson,
who's apparently an FBI guy who may or may not have been poisoned.
Ted Gunderson.
I wouldn't poison anybody with that name period.
It's like out of a bad.
Oh, did you meet Ted Gunderson?
No, I poisoned him because that name exists.
It's like it's it's like a name you'd see in a script where
we'd be like, we'll come back.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
We got to get punch up going on here.
Yeah, poison.
I'm not allowed to get into it.
They poisoned three other people.
And he was in the FBI for 27 years.
He was the head of California.
Yes.
And you could I am the head of California.
Also, I fucking love that.
Like I'm not allowed to talk about this,
but they poisoned three more people.
Well, he's not allowed to talk about it.
It's classified.
It's classified information.
You 100% just.
I mean, you're allowed to say that three more people
can just got poisoned.
But do you know what's crazy?
That's always true.
You know, every this is a true statistic.
Three people at every time that Alex Jones says
three more people have been poisoned.
Three more people have been poisoned.
Could be accidental poisonings, overdoses.
Just statistically impossible not to be true.
Yeah.
But I think I think a smarter way for Alex to say things
would be I can't get into the details,
but and then say a generalized broad statement
as opposed to I can't talk about this,
but I'm saying the exact same thing.
I think it's more fun if he does it that way.
But it makes him look like an asshole.
He is an asshole.
Fair point.
That's going to be many videos of Ted Gunderson,
former FBI chief.
T-gun.
He talking about not only the gigantic pedophile ring
that's going on nationally and internationally,
but he was talking about the satanism that's involved as well.
And people think...
Well, that's the deal.
Here's the deal.
You're crazy for talking about that.
You look a regular gang,
whether it's white supremacist or Mexican gang,
you got to go rob a liquor store.
You got to hit an old lady in the head with a gun.
You got to shoot somebody.
You got to kill a rival gang member.
Those are rituals.
Yeah.
Earn your bones.
Yeah.
You know, I earn my bones when you were with cheerleaders.
You know, you know, from from the from the Godfather, from show.
01:46:02,860 --> 01:46:03,340
Yep.
Again, all you know is movies.
Yeah.
Yes.
Your knowledge of gangs is all movies or whatever.
And the Godfather, Mario Cuso, right?
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It was the name of the guy who wrote that.
He was widely discredited.
Yeah.
He made all that shit up.
All that shit up.
Yeah.
That stuff is not accurate to gangs or mafia life at all.
Yeah.
So even, even Alex Jones' fake source was also lying about...
Okay.
Which is to be expected.
It is a piece of...
We're in three levels deep on lies.
But the Godfather is a piece of fiction.
Yeah.
And it's a great one.
But purporting it as reflecting reality is cockamamie.
Yeah.
It's nonsense.
Or anyway, it gets worse.
That's not enough.
That's just showing you'll kill somebody they got dirt on.
You got to, you got to hurt kids and it's not just molest them.
That's going to be an out of context.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
You got to hurt kids.
And I'm not just talking about molesting.
So here we go.
Here we go.
The highest levels, they, they, they kill them.
And they do something, something about baby blood, right?
There's something...
Well, they terrorize the kid.
Then they drain their blood off while they pump all their hormones out.
And they tear, then they drink all the adrenaline and all this.
And then they get the essence.
Yeah.
So could...
Oh, builds that machine.
Alex Jones.
That's a very specific engineering requirement there.
Oh, Alex Jones.
Someone's at the door.
Don't do it.
You bust it.
Don't.
No.
So what he's talking about there is something that came across in conspiracy blogs.
That's the only way he could have ever come across this information.
Okay.
So they kill kids.
Yes.
But they have to terrorize them and rape them first in order to get their adrenaline levels high.
You could just do that with...
I mean, like have them run.
You could do that.
Just get a treadmill.
Scary movies.
Have them run.
Yeah.
You don't have to terrorize and abuse them.
No.
They could just, you know, just like, you know, we're going to see who can run a mile the fastest.
Like that's a really great way of doing it.
Just do that.
So, do you have any more questions?
Why am I giving advice to some random ass pedophile ring?
Right.
Some hypothetical pedophile ring.
Guys, let's sit down and let's rework this whole plan.
So on the conspiracy boards, this narrative came up to explain PizzaGate and these organizations.
Right.
What they do is that they torture and terrorize these kids, then kill them and drink their blood
because the adrenaline, as it's called, adrenochrome will have been released.
What?
Who?
What bullshit made up nonsense word is that?
It is a real thing.
Adrenochrome?
Adrenochrome.
It is a chemical compound with a molecular formula C9H9NO3.
Oh, that's right.
Paul Simon wrote a song about it.
Adrenochrome.
It's produced by the oxidation of adrenaline.
The derivative, who cares about the rest of this wacky information about chemistry that
we're not going to be able to understand.
Oxidization of adrenaline.
Adrenochrome is mentioned in the Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley as a product of
the decomposition of adrenaline that can produce many of the symptoms observed in mescaline intoxication.
Also, author Hunter S. Thompson mentions adrenochrome in his book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
The adrenochrome scene also appears in the novel's film adaptation.
So basically, it's something that's referenced in fiction a bit by hallucinogen liars.
Right.
Hunter S. Thompson, bad journalist.
No.
Good writer, bad journalist.
Great writer.
Terrible journalist.
He made shit up half the time.
So the first thing I want to point out is that-
Is there any evidence anybody's ever done adrenochrome?
We're going to get to it.
Okay.
So the first thing-
Why do I even ask?
I know you've got me covered here.
I know you've got me covered.
I trust you.
I appreciate your attempt to lead me, but there's a point that I need to make first.
Okay.
There are quote unquote pizza gate researchers who just throw whatever they can at the wall and see what sticks.
Yeah.
And one of the things that they came out with was a completely unsubstantiated, unverified,
unsourced theory about adrenochrome being what the killing of the kids was all about.
And it was because adrenochrome, if you've never done drugs,
you might think that it creates a crazy hallucinogenic euphoric state.
And it sounds like it might.
Because if it's something that you could only get by drinking kids blood,
then it seems like that better be a great high.
It better be really good.
Now there's a couple problems.
Otherwise you could just like do some coke.
Sure.
Like that would be fine.
That's still illegal.
That's euphoric.
That's still illegal.
Like you could just do a-
You don't even have to do a pedophile ring.
Just get pictures of everybody doing coke.
Sure.
That would be fine.
That would accomplish the goal.
And then you earn your bones.
Yeah.
That's all you got to do.
These theories are widely discredited.
And-
Oh, I can't imagine now.
Even most of the people in the pizza gate world don't look at this as valid.
Yeah, because it's dumb.
I'm going to get to why.
First, before we get to why, because this is a really a busted moment.
You have a Cheshire grin.
I love that you hate that name for the segment.
So that's why I'm going to keep it alive.
You bastard.
So when Alex was talking about Pizza Gate on the Joe Rogan show,
he brought up like vampirism and stuff like that.
But he's like, it's a spiritual vampirism.
Right.
Now you're literally talking about vampirism.
That's literal vampirism.
You're talking about vampires.
Well, vampires drink blood.
These guys are drinking Adrenochrome.
Through the blood.
That's spiritual vampirism.
I don't think that there is a machine that allows you to extract the Adrenochrome from blood.
All right.
So you got the kid, right?
You terrorized him.
He's all ripe.
You put him on the machine.
If we're going to entertain this theory, what kind of machine are we talking about?
Is it going to look like an MRI machine?
I'm picturing it being like the Clockwork Orange chair.
Okay.
See, I saw the Spanish Inquisition.
They got him on the rack.
Like that whole thing, right?
You're probably more right than me.
It creates more surface area.
In terms of this completely fictitious nonsense, you're absolutely right.
I am correct.
And then you, do you slowly drain the blood or do you got to do it fast?
You probably would have to do it fast.
You'd have to do it fast because then, yeah, exactly.
So now you got all the adrenaline in the blood, which you would not have gotten
unless the kid were terrified.
Yep.
That makes sense.
You couldn't just go in and get their fucking adrenal glands.
Nope.
You got to get it from the blood.
Or take an epi shot.
Yeah.
Or just watch the movie Pulp Fiction.
They have adrenaline in fucking, okay.
Here's the deal.
The deal is this is dumb and they made it up and it's fucking.
Adrenaline can be synthesized in other ways than through blood.
Yeah.
You can get the exact same chemical compounds in different ways.
Cheaper.
Much cheaper and you don't have to kill kids.
You don't even have to kill one kid.
So it's not even like, it's not even like we're reducing the number of children killed
with chemistry.
No, it's just like getting rid of all the children killing.
So there's a lot of websites where people do trip reports where they take substances
and then they report back on what the experience was like.
Because thank God for the internet.
Sure.
I found a number of them where people took adrenochrome.
Oh yeah.
They are universally,
this is not a good buzz.
Not that it's a bad buzz, but that if you didn't know that you were taking something,
the effects are so mild that you would not really even know that you're tripping on anything.
You wouldn't know that you'd taken a substance unless you knew.
You couldn't be dosed with it, I guess is what I'm saying.
So, so it's, so there's really no high then.
If you don't, if you couldn't know there was a high, if you didn't know you were high.
Right.
Or it's just so mild that it could be a flu symptom.
Yeah.
Like that's the junior higher smoking oregano, like I'm so fucked up man.
Yeah.
That whole thing.
Basically.
Yeah.
There's a psychosomatic high to it.
Yeah.
That's what it sounds like.
So then I looked into it a little bit deeper because I thought like, well,
maybe this guy on this trip report was taking a low dose.
You know, maybe that's this thing where if you take a bunch, it's.
Maybe he only took a quarter of a kid when you need to take a, you need to take a half.
You know, it's like with edibles.
You got to make sure you get the dosage right and everyone is different.
And you got to know who sold you that kid.
Yeah.
Because some people give you,
some people try to give you.
You got to research your kid dealer.
Yeah.
Because some kids are really hard to scare and that's going to really cut into your time.
You don't want to get one of these brave kids get a bad buzz.
Yeah.
So.
No, I think it's the opposite.
You want to get a really brave kid because then you'll gain the strength.
I don't know.
My computer crashed and I lost the, the word document that I had that had all these calculations.
Okay.
But I'll redo it.
I'm just going to be a little bit vague with the numbers because I don't have all the specifics.
I found the amount of adrenochrome your body can produce your, your maximum level.
Because you can't just create.
Ingrown man or child?
Child.
Child.
I think I went with like a 10 year old, a sort of a mid, a midline.
Yeah.
The amount that a 10 year old child could create in their body is like the equivalent of nothing,
basically.
So if you were to kill that kid, drain all of his blood and then take the adrenochrome out of it,
you would need to kill, I think 300 kids in order to get enough for that bad buzz that that guy on
that trip report.
No wonder they needed an entire pizza restaurant.
That's the only thing that makes sense.
You got to get, they needed at least two or three Chucky cheeses operating at the same time in
order to get that.
Can we just stop and think for just one moment how surreal this entire fucking conversation
is right now?
It's bizarre.
This is, I never in my life thought I would get to a point where somebody told me exactly
how much adrenochrome you could drain from a child's blood.
And then.
That is the weirdest fucking thing.
And this is how crazy the times are right now.
I was listening to you for like 10 minutes going, you're like, oh, this is interesting.
This, let's see how this goes.
We live in an insane world where that's the least crazy thing I've heard today.
Well, that's why it's important that we embrace this craziness.
And just like, because it's easy to get really horrified and shocked because the abuses of
children is a real thing.
And it's horrible.
It's awful that it goes on.
And it would be easy to be like, I don't want to, this is awful or succumb to horror when
looking at these sort of topics.
The perspective that I'm coming from is they're not drinking these kids blood.
This isn't happening.
How is that a question that we would have to answer?
Clearly Alex Jones is fucking talking about it.
So someone believes it.
That's crazy.
And all these blogs were pitching this as a rationalization for it.
So I mean, it's not like no one believes it.
Right.
Right.
Right.
But then the idea, the very idea that in order to get a weak, mild, bad buzz,
you'd need to kill 300 kids makes this the stupidest fucking thing in the world.
And Alex, all right.
Globalists have been around according to Alex for hundreds of years.
Yes.
Perhaps they have evolved separately from the human race in order to process adrenochrome
at a much more efficient rate.
Sure.
Then your calculations would suggest.
Now it's game over.
I mean, if you're going to say that, then yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Exactly.
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Okay.
You might as well.
Now it's damn freezing.
You bust.
Now the difference is that I found science and you're speculating about an alien race.
And I founded creationism just there.
I believe that's what I did.
I think so.
So yeah, Alex is an idiot.
He really does believe that sort of thing.
And the idea of it being a metaphorical psychic vampire thing.
Yeah.
He can't, he can't fall back on that.
There's no, there's no hiding behind fakeness there.
Can you imagine how hard it would be to drink the blood that's contained in one person,
let alone 300?
No, I can't imagine that.
That's not a thing I can imagine because I don't even know.
I don't want to know how hard it is to just drink a glass of human blood.
Human blood.
I don't think you can.
I think it has like Ipacac type qualities like you end up throwing up.
The very least it would bum you out real hard.
Yep.
So that is, uh, you know, great.
Eddie Bravo was able to pull that out of him.
I really appreciate that.
Even though I think he, I think Eddie Bravo stealth hero.
I don't think that Eddie realized how stupid what Alex was saying was
because he doesn't call him out on it.
I don't think Eddie realizes how stupid what he's saying is.
Yeah.
The, he does get to one point where again, uh, Eddie is going to be a hero.
But here, here we go.
I love Eddie Bravo as the accidental hero of every one of these things we do.
Yeah.
Anytime Eddie Bravo shows up, he's like the, he's like Mr. McGoo.
Yeah.
That's what Eddie Bravo is to me.
Like he's blind, stumbling around and just makes it through just fine.
Also a little known fact, a little trivia.
Eddie Bravo is married to a coat rack.
And we're not allowed to give you this.
I was so expecting Nazi stripper and instead you'd pulled the, you got me.
Pulled the McGoo.
You know what?
I got busted.
You're busted.
And, and we're not allowed to give you this on Facebook.
So because this is fake?
No, because we're, because we told you 12 years ago, they were using cameras on your
computer to watch you.
It's because we're on target.
So he had a couple of things that he posted.
Stay on target.
He had a couple of things that he posted on.
Stay on target.
On Facebook that were taken down.
And I don't, I'm not sure the details of it.
It could be a false flag things getting erased like he did it to himself.
I don't know, but that makes as much sense as anything else.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He's using it as like a really harsh example of censorship.
And as the details emerge, I will assess it as, you know, as is our stated objective.
Once there are more facts, right?
Be able to be able to deal with this.
Once we have a better chemical composition of what he's saying, but he takes it as like,
look, they're saying that they're censoring us because we're liars and fake.
Right.
The truth is they're censoring us because we're too right.
We're too.
Now he gets back to how he talks to Trump on the phone.
Oaks.
You think the president of the United States just calls regular people?
You think?
Nobody takes calls from regular people at 2am.
I mean, I'm not going to.
We have to get back to this because.
Sorry.
He fucking loses his train of thoughts so hard.
Okay.
You think the heads of, I mean, I'm not going to, I shouldn't even get involved.
Why couldn't you just have said the heads of state?
Like that's what he was getting to.
He's because he's not even going to get involved with it.
That's ridiculous.
He knows the heads of state don't want him to reveal something.
I guess.
I don't know.
It's ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as this next clip where Eddie Bravo.
Bravo, Eddie.
What are you doing to me?
That's our new segment.
What are you doing?
Eddie Bravo.
Bravo, Eddie.
Are we, are we late 90s Conan?
What's happening right now?
We might be, but this one, Alex wants to talk about something and Eddie brings up a
topic that clearly Alex doesn't want to talk about.
Okay.
I grew up and it's a family that had been in covert action in the CIA, like killing people.
And all I'd ever heard was, you know, no, the government brings in the drugs and kill
people.
You don't want to join it.
And so I had that view.
But over the years, the people inside that know all this now have the internet.
They have us.
They have the people.
And so I've learned that like major SEAL teams, in fact, the most elite SEAL team,
but army, a Delta force you name it, years ago, they would come in and order them to
listen in force.
And I would hear this like, you know, 15 years ago and go, oh yeah, I'm sure right.
I'm saying that now.
Yeah.
They're tell Delta forces listening.
It's all confirmed now.
And so they said, there was no one else covering this.
They said, you listen to Alex Jones.
He knows what's going on.
And, and, and that's just a fact now.
You know, and people, the media never runs with this because they always talk about
what Trump, well, he talks about how the intelligence community really loves me.
So here we are saying the, they're the enemy.
William Benny was the head of the NSA.
He actually ran it, not the director, but the technical head.
He's a patriot.
He comes on all the time.
He exposed, they're the ones that exposed it, Eddie.
In fact, I was told by Pechenica's high level CIA.
He used to run actual overthrow governments.
He said, oh, the next month they're going to release even more on the CIA to
discipline the top of the CIA.
He's talking about Steve Pechenick, who I brought up earlier.
He's a guy who comes on Alex's show.
Some, with some regularity.
He's the guy.
He's, he wasn't the director of the CIA.
That's William Benny.
He was the technical head.
Oh, Benny was the technical head.
Steve Pechenick was a psychologist, psychiatrist within the CIA.
And he's also the source of the counter coup narrative that Alex has.
All right.
About how rogue CIA agents were running a silent, peaceful coup against Hillary Clinton.
And then now they're trying to run the counter counter coup.
Yes.
Gotcha.
So that's where all that information comes from, from the wacky mouth of Steve Pechenick.
And this is where Eddie is about to show some real valor.
The CIA released that on the CIA.
Now Dr. Steve Pechenick totally legit, right?
Oh yeah.
High level.
I mean, when he comes on the show, it's in like Italian
newspapers and then they send like, you know, FBI to his house.
And he's called before federal courts.
I don't understand.
When he released this stuff, they threatened him with national security arrest.
Dr.
That's how real he is.
Dr. Steve Pechenick, and you got some heat for this.
This is kind of changing the subject a little bit.
Dr. Steve Pechenick on your show said that no kids died at Sandy Hook,
that it was a homeland security drill that they passed off as a real.
He says that.
Oh, shit.
Bravo.
Oh, shit.
Bravo, Eddie.
He got in there and he brought that up.
Somebody's busted.
The thing is that if anybody else were to bring this up, Alex would scream at them.
Right.
But because he's a star fucker, he's like, oh, we got to discuss this.
Okay.
And I've been hit really hard with it.
I can't prove it one way or the other.
I know it.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
You can prove it one way or the other because one way is proved.
You can.
That's how you prove things.
But that's the most cowardly conspiracy theorist argument.
I can't prove it one way or the other.
That's so fucking lame.
That is a chicken neck thing to do.
Very chicken neck.
Anderson Cooper's standing up there in turns and his whole nose disappears.
I work in TV.
Why are you shitting on Anderson Cooper's nose?
What did Anderson Cooper's nose ever do to you?
Well, let me explain what he's talking about.
There is a video clip of Anderson Cooper covering Sandy Hook stuff.
It does appear that his nose disappears.
But their theory is that it's green screened and that it's produced news.
Because his nose is green?
It doesn't work that way.
No, I don't know.
That's not how things work.
I've done some looking into it and trying to find arguments for why it...
For anything.
Right.
And everybody's like, oh yeah, it's proof.
Media's fake.
Everything's fake.
But then there's other people who are like,
well, I work in video production and that could just be...
I believe what it was, it's called like a P-frame rate.
And there are little technical glitches that can happen when you're recording.
It's not evidence of a blue screen or anything.
Yeah, so stupid.
And you should not use that as evidence that kids weren't killed at Sandy Hook.
No.
Very, very lame conspiracy.
Again, you can prove it one way or the other.
There's one way to prove it.
The part that's already been proven.
Yeah.
And listening to people's stories of...
Yeah.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Why...
I have one question about Sandy Hook.
The one question, the Tower 7 questions, why weren't the Medevac helicopter...
The Chenex ran the operation to overthrow at least seven countries.
Change the subject.
That's not what we were talking about.
Not at all.
Answering just completely because he doesn't want to talk about this.
He's very vulnerable.
Right.
Because he's wrong.
He's very wrong.
And so...
And he even knows he's wrong at this point.
But he can't back down because if he does that one time,
now he's got to back down on so many other little things.
It's important.
Again, that's the same...
He's a better strategist than our fucking president
because that's the same thing that happened with Flynn.
They got one, now they're going to go after more.
Blood in the water.
So as long as he keeps fighting to just avoid it,
instead of admit that he's wrong on anything, then he can keep on going.
And one of the things that's super interesting to keep track of and watch
is the times that Alex changes the subject.
When it's super intentional like that,
it's not like, oh, I just realized that Steve Pacenek helped overthrow governments.
Right.
It's not that.
He wants to get off this topic as quickly as possible
and not draw attention to the fact that he's changing the subject.
Right.
He never gets back to it.
He doesn't answer his question.
Of course not.
Yeah.
I mean, that's on record.
Yeah.
He co-wrote Tom Clancy's books.
He's the Jack Ryan character.
Yeah.
Because that's because he used to be in covert action himself.
That's how he got into the CIA was, here's the big secret about the CIA.
Like they've got hitmen that are like former special forces and stuff
that are Army, Navy, Marine Corps, you know, because that you like graduate out of the SEALs
and out of things into into basic squads that are put in strategic locations around the country
sleep ourselves.
And so that's basically what goes on.
But who they really have for assassins are doctors and psychiatrists.
And so a lot of these people you see that are doctors and psychiatrists and things that head
up things that were all in the Navy or in the Army.
Of course.
We're back to Batman.
Of course.
Yeah, we're back.
Where else would you get assassins from?
Doctors.
Psychiatrists.
Is he fucking Elron Hubbard?
What is goddamn happening right now?
Explains why he hangs out with John Rappaport.
What kind of, what Dr. Prochenick psychiatrist is the basis for Jack Ryan?
02:09:27,340 --> 02:09:29,260
Because he's been in covert action.
I don't even want to unpack that.
Is there any possibility that's true?
We don't have time to unpack that and I don't care.
It's such a side issue.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
He's that good.
I'm already forgetting about Sandy Hook bullshit.
Yeah.
Anyway, also, I think he's snitching a little bit.
He's telling tales about the CIA that maybe they wouldn't want out.
Also, it's fine because it's not true.
No.
Well, I mean, they have overthrown at least seven or eight governments.
So we do know that is true.
We have two more clips before we get out of here.
I'm just going to talk about one of them and I'm going to play the last one.
He talks about how he's sick and fed up with this fucking pope.
Oh, that goddamn pope.
Because he claims that the pope said that Muslim terrorism doesn't exist.
He goes back to this a lot and I've actually pulled up the speech that that's from
and it's actually really great.
It's actually a beautiful sentiment that the pope was making that Alex is twisting.
Here's a quote from the pope.
The other.
A pope quote.
He was talking about points he wants to make.
The other is a reflection that I shared at our most recent world meeting of popular movements.
I feel it is important to say it again.
No people is criminal and no religion is terrorist.
Christian terrorism does not exist.
Jewish terrorism does not exist and Muslim terrorism does not exist.
They do not exist.
No people is criminal or drug trafficking or violent.
He's essentially saying that the identification is right.
It's it's the people who are doing bad things as opposed to.
Now he goes on.
That's a smart thing for him to say because then he never has to deal with Ireland.
Right.
He goes on to say the grave danger is to disown our neighbors.
When we do so we deny their humanity and our own humanity without realizing it.
We deny ourselves and we deny the most important commandments of Jesus.
Herein lies the danger the dehumanization.
But here we also find an opportunity that the light of the love of neighbor may illuminate
the earth with its stunning brightness like a lightning bolt in the dark that it may wake
us up and let true humanity burst through with authentic resistance resilience and persistence.
That's a beautiful thought.
That is a beautiful thought.
And fuck you Alex for twisting that into claiming that there isn't.
There aren't people who are Muslims who do terrorism.
That's not the point he's making.
Right.
You're a fucking asshole Alex.
Anyway, here's the last clip.
This is Eddie Bravo.
I should tell you this.
Okay.
Along with Eddie's in studio appearance.
They also posted an hour long video of him at dinner with Owen Troyer.
Eddie and Owen Troyer at dinner.
They go to a restaurant.
And they just do that for an hour.
They argue.
But anyway, here's the clip.
This is crazy.
But listen, I'm going to get into all this other stuff.
Go because you're too humble.
They're going to see the wild Eddie Bravo.
Too humble.
It goes from absolutely ridiculous to by absolute genius.
Go do an hour interview.
I'm not going to catch your plane with one of the great reporters, Pector.
So we can actually hear Eddie Bravo unchained.
Eddie Bravo unchained is what they want.
And so they do.
They go to dinner.
I was going to make a super cut of all of the stupid shit that they talk about,
but I couldn't.
It would take way too long.
They talk about Flat Earth.
He insists that there's an ice wall that...
Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
And that there's something on the other side of this ice wall.
He talks about...
But we can't know what it is.
Well, someone knows.
That's a good point.
And we can't get over there.
But hey, you know what?
It's too tall.
Hey, guess what?
If that's true, whoever's on the other side is also in on the conspiracy
because they haven't come over here.
Fucking retarded.
So I apologize for the use of that term.
But also he says that nuclear weapons aren't real.
That's a new one.
Eddie Bravo believes some batshit stuff.
Dinosaurs are fake.
We got more into this.
Okay.
Did you know that every dinosaur bone at museums are fake?
Now that doesn't mean dinosaurs are fake.
They're all replicas.
That just means that the bones themselves are fake.
Dinosaur bones are fake.
Yeah.
So anyway, I wanted to make a super cut.
Where do you even hear that?
Stupid blogs.
I'm sure.
Anyway, this clip that I did pull really sums it up.
Okay.
So this just let this underlie all of his arguments.
Okay.
Someone can tell me some shit.
Do you know what they fuck you with?
And that's why I'm like, how?
What's the reason?
Oh, that mark?
Okay.
I don't even need to do the fucking research.
I don't even need the evidence.
I just, it's probably true.
There's a chance that it isn't because I didn't look into it.
But I trust you.
You're a smart guy.
You looked into it.
Explain it to me.
That's an Infowars fan.
I don't need to do the research.
I don't need to do it.
It's probably true.
Probably true.
There's a chance it isn't because I didn't look into it.
Yeah.
So great.
That is fucking genius.
Yeah.
Well done, Eddie.
I can't, that's, God, he just summed up the entire Alex Jones show so well.
You said it.
You researched it.
This is probably true.
Probably true.
Yeah.
And if it's not, maybe it's not.
I didn't look into it.
That's intellectually offensive.
It's, it's, and it's, and it's just so fucking, it's, it's like the guy who doesn't try.
Because if you fail and you don't try, you just, you know, I didn't try.
And if you succeed, I'm a genius.
Yeah.
You know, I didn't even have to try.
I was so good.
You're describing, you're describing my college career.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So Eddie Bravo was like, Hey, it's probably true.
I didn't look into it.
If I'm wrong, well, I mean, I didn't look into it.
All you do is take away any like semblance of stakes.
Any personal responsibility whatsoever.
Yep.
So that brings us to the end of this adventure through Alex Jones' Starfuckery and a little
bit of Monday's episode.
We'll be back soon.
I think we may go maybe more into, I don't know, who knows what we'll do next time.
We'll see what we do next time, ladies and gentlemen.
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