Knowledge Fight - #40: May 10, 2017
Episode Date: May 11, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the May 10th episode of the Alex Jones Show, on the heels of FBI Director Comey's abrupt termination. Topics covered include: Robot rats! Does Alex ...Jones ever look up a fact before saying it? How cheap are t-shirts at the InfoWars Store? Does Alex have anything substantial to say about Comey's firing?
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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding Alex. I'm a huge fan. I love
your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan.
A couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink red wine and discuss the ongoing saga that
is the downfall of America through the lens, which lovingly lovingly coincides with a downfall
of Alex Jones. And there are many parallels to draw there. There certainly are. You know,
he believes that he's the archetype of a Texan. It's possible that he is a living embodiment
of not only his childhood dog, knock, right, but also the union as I don't know anything
about Alex Jones. We like to sit around and talk about Alex Jones. I know a lot. You know
nothing. Let's, uh, there we go. Uh, before intro, intro, uh, committed. Yeah. We're
going to be able to just get it down to like a half a sentence. Kaboom. Eventually. But
why would we do that? It's more fun to draw it out as long as humanly possible. Certainly.
I know it certainly hasn't heard our numbers yet. Speaking of our numbers, ladies and
gentlemen, I'd like to give a shout out to our new Donator Chris M. What's up, buddy?
I'm a policy wonk. Congratulations on becoming a policy. Hi, Chris. Welcome to the fold.
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glad anybody is donating. Uh, fuck it. I don't give a shit. Right. This is great. It
is great. This is great. It is great. Although I do love what we do. I like that. This is
our third episode in three days that we're going to be putting out one of which was three
hours and 40 minutes long. I don't remember that one. We will still see into it. So thank
you all. Luckily. Yes. Yes. So we got to talk about the world, Jordan. We're going to talk
about what's going on in the world. You know what I just keep thinking what keeps going
around and around in my brain is that white people would rather end democracy than allow
people of color to participate. Probably. That's what's going on. Yeah, probably. That's
really the root of all white people voted for people so blatantly corrupt. So absolutely
evil that they are getting none of the benefits that they were promised and all of the fucking
that they weren't. Doesn't it kind of bring to mind the idea of like Manson's Helter
Skelter idea of like really kind of does we're going to precipitate a race or class war and
let everyone kill each other off and then we'll we'll hide out and remain. Right. Exactly.
So welcome new policy walks. We will be making the argument that Manson was right all along.
We certainly will not be doing that. But we will, however, be taking your donations and
using them to build a compound that we put into the forest. All policy walks are welcome
to join us as we wait out the class. We're going to put it into a head in Easter Island
and you policy walk that can get there is welcome. So Jordan, since we last recorded actually
we referenced this on yesterday's episode, but FBI director Jim Comey got fired. Yes.
Yes, he did. And it was within the specter of his growing Russia investigation. Yep. Just
before he had gotten fired by clearly by Trump's orders. Yeah, that also has come out. But
just before that he had requested resources to expand the investigation. Oh, bad idea.
Is a strong indication that they were really coming to it. Couldn't think of any reason
why. So he gets fired. And, you know, the paper trail and the documents that come out
indicate that Jeff Sessions and his deputy technically recused from the investigation
deputy not so much, but they had advised Trump to fire Jim Comey. But then it comes out that
Trump had asked them to advise him to fire him. Yeah, that makes sense. So it's all this
circular nonsense. Technically, they still did advise him to fire Comey. Certainly. That is
technically a true statement unlike multiple statements Jeff Sessions has made under oath.
Absolutely. It's it's boggling. But yeah, but the the world is a fucked up place. It's not
appropriate. I don't think to compare this to Nixon and the Saturday Night Massacre. Is that
because it's way worse? I, well, I think even beyond it just being worse, the circumstances are
super different. You know, like that was just a break in. That was just them breaking into
something. This is technically a break in, meaning the Russia broke into our political system and
destroyed it. But Nixon wasn't helping a foreign power break into the Watergate Hotel. He was
doing that for purely selfish reasons and for self advancement. Now, people involved in Trump's
team obviously have self advancement that they are interested in. Right. But this is directly
like I am firing someone who is investigating me and I want to be clear partisanship aside,
I don't give a fuck. If Obama was under FBI investigation and he fired the FBI director,
I would be just as like blown away. And of course Republicans would be shitting themselves on the
front lawn of the White House. Yeah, it would be, it would be over. Yeah. It's insane. No, it's, it's,
this is my reaction to the world. That sums it up. I got nothing. So I'm speechless. I understand
that you're speechless, but thankfully we have a man who is never speechless at our disposal.
Excellent. That man is Alexander Emmerich Jones, who went on air today. And I got to say looked
rough. He looked tired. He looked, that was what I was getting at. Yeah, you might be hung over.
Yeah. So he gets on the air and this is how he starts out his broadcast.
He aligns himself with the truth and it's time for you to choose a side. You're listening to Alex
Obviously I hate to tell folks even the general area where we get our information from concerning
the White House is the media has a big field day where that then tries to shut off the sources.
That is a direct reference to Donald Trump's sons. Yes, to him outing Cernovich's sources. Yeah.
Yeah. I hate to do it even though I did it like a week ago and look, Mike, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
Cernovich. Anyway, even though the media blows it out of context, but I was on the phone very,
very late last night talking to multiple sources and then I called Roger Stone about 11,
Texas, Tom midnight, his time we talked for over an hour. That's not good. I think when he says he
was on the phone with multiple sources, he's talking about the three wise men, Johnny, Jack and Jim.
You know, I'm talking about he was on the phone with some whiskey. That's, that's my guess.
I guarantee he had a very drunken phone call with Rogers. Roger, Roger.
Roger baby. Is it a, is it coming down finally? Are we, are we going down
to court elder Skelter? Is it coming down fast?
Roger, only the beach was let me try was learning from other sources.
And of course, Roger's one of the only people now that Trump still routinely talks to outside
the White House. No. I don't know how much Roger will get into today, but I from my other sources
separately have exactly what happened with Comey. Comey was compromised and had been compromised
for a long time and was being clearly manipulated by deep state sources to try to exert pressure onto
the White House to have the White House carry out the deep state's political aims with this whole
fake Russia narrative that if they didn't basically do what John McCain and others wanted,
they would continue on with hearings and try to impeach the president.
If that is what your source told you, your source is very non-specific and happens to sound a lot
like you, Alex Jones. It's funny how all of his sources believe exactly what he has already told
us. I got it from a good source that Jim Comey has been compromised by globalists.
Good source. Thank you. He's got it from a reliable source.
Thank you, Alex. He doesn't even, he sounds like he doesn't even believe this bullshit.
And this is what I want to get to. Yeah. And I think it'll become clear as this goes along,
but this is the, like I sincerely believe this is the darkest moment of our politics in my lifetime.
Agreed. In the 33 years that I've been alive, I've not seen anything close to this.
And I think it's one of the most dangerous times. And if we don't make the right moves,
we could lose a lot of our democracy. It's gone. But that said, the way Alex Jones is responding
to this means he knows they're fucked. Okay. He knows I believe that Comey getting fired is a nail
in the coffin for most of the Russia people. Yeah. He knows that Roger Stone is going to prison.
He knows that fucking Manafort is done. He knows Flynn is like days away from a grand jury.
Right. He knows these things and he, he's not stupid enough to think that like,
oh yeah, getting rid of Comey is going to help that. And I think you would have to be really
stupid. You would have to be some kind of colossal moron to think it's a good idea to get rid of
Comey at this point. You would have to be some kind of absolute fucking idiot. You would have to
be some kind of stupid person here to for unseen by this planet. If you think that that is a great
idea, you probably are dumb enough to think that like there are globalists infiltrating everything.
So if you fire Comey, you might be the president. You know what would be great? We should do a
Foxworthy book. You might believe in the globalists. So, you know, he's, he's going to get to the
point where I think it's pretty clear. If you're looking at it objectively, he is not saying what
he feels. He's reacting and he's a panicked man. Alex Jones is scared. He is shook. He is shook as
fuck. But he's going to flex a little bit. There's going to be some bravado.
So before we get to any of the real juiciness, he's got to, he's got to explain to you what
Jim Comey's real crimes were. What are Jim Comey's real crimes? He's going to find out.
Comey ignored crimes that were ultra massive and he followed orders of the attorney general who was
so corrupt. She would sit there and you'll meet on airplanes with Bill Clinton on the tarmac while
he was under criminal investigation by her agency, Loretta Lynch. That's one area. But it's also the
fact that Comey is seen as weak and as very, very manipulative, but in a candy ass way.
Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. I didn't know my goodness. I had two doors. I could go down.
I had one door that was covered up and I had another door that was getting involved in the
politics of Lordy, Lordy. So, you know, I hate it when people get involved in the politics of
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Look who's not 43. Alex Jones, you're lying about
your age, but also the, the, his most important lie to date. Yeah, certainly. The one we are
truly going to fight. Realistically, I think he's probably about 50. And if that's the case,
then super male vitality works even better. Wow. Alex, you should come out and tell your real age.
Yeah, absolutely. Because if you should have an age counter on the website that just chronicles how
old 43, he looks like shit and his supplements are not working. Anyway, that's, that's beside the
point. He claims that Comey is real crime. Something that we would spend like 20 minutes on.
How old do you think he is? I would go 47 myself. Probably early 40s. No fucking way.
No fucking way. When I realized that like if he's 43, that's 10 years away from where I'm at. No,
no way. And I've lived hard. Better start taking that super male vitality. Prostagard on sale now,
liver cleanse. Anyway, so, you know, potassium cyanide for the discerning Alex Jones listener.
So he gets into the, the Comey is real problem is that he let Loretta Lynch off and didn't,
didn't prosecute her, which I'm not sure there is nothing to prosecute. No, not really. He said
she was under investigation. No, no. She met with Bill Clinton when he was under investigation. He
wasn't. The foundation was never under investigation and he wasn't an under investigation by the
department of justice. There were things that were being looked into by the FBI, right? With
the Clinton foundation, but that wasn't the DOJ. Well, I mean, we all know there's a separation
between those two. We know they're independent. Well, this was like six months ago. So there was
back then. That's true. So then his real crimes. What's his real crimes? He's weird.
He's very manipulative, but in like a candy ass way. I don't understand what he's a cuck.
He's a globalist. Exactly. That's insane. Compromised. Deep state sources. But like legitimately,
I'm not cutting out like any real substance. This is the kind of thing he's pointing the
finger at. He's like, everyone knows he was, he was, he was a pussy. He's a pussy. You can't have
it. You're a pussy director who's, who's a, who's a pussy. No. And Alex Jones. I mean, he's,
he's a guy who's not going to put up with pussiness. And this is this next clip is actually
where he gives what I would describe as the first time he tries to incite violence on this episode.
Are we going to keep a counter? Yeah. Oh boy. And so there's major power jockeying.
I've told the president this myself in person.
And I've said it here on the broadcast a hundred times at least. And I'm going to say it again
when we come back and Roger Stone joins us. We're not looking for trouble. We're not looking
for revolution. We're not looking for bloodbaths. The globalists and their leftist hordes and their
refugees are trying to push a narrative of violence and overthrow and kill the police
war in the streets and all this garbage. And we are involved in dereliction of duty.
If we don't do something about it. So it's not quite like out and out violence as it will be later.
It's, it's the, it's Trump saying like, well, you second amendment people, you should probably
do something about this. Sure. There is a, there is a thing that's going to hit different ears
differently, but even beyond that, it is sort of a call to political violence. It's a call to,
and that seems to be one of his main themes is like, Trump, you better fucking lock it down now.
Right. Which is kind of a good point. It is a good point. If you're just trying to like,
you know, war games, how to start an authoritarian regime, you got to lock it down. Oh God, if he
had any, any terrorist attack, it is all over. Oh, sure. I mean, frankly, I think at this point,
there was, there was a kind of big one yesterday over in, I mean, it was, it wasn't in America
or the West. Nobody's, nobody's paying attention to anything right now. No, imagine, imagine even,
even better. A Black Lives Matter protest turns violent. Sure. National guard. All democracy is
over. You end up, you end up with, I mean, you know, another Kent state. Yeah. Kent state with
terrorism mix. Absolutely. Yeah. Totally. No, we're, we're, we are on the razor's edge of who gets
their martyr first. That's kind of, because it's, it's hard to imagine any situation that this doesn't
eventually lead to either mass scale revolts, riots, or, I mean, I don't want to say civil war,
but I want to say if, if you're Captain America, if you're Captain America, everybody else is
fucking Iron Man. Well, listen, I think that what a better, maybe a more delicate way to put it would
be like what we were talking about earlier with the idea that this is the most complicated and
dangerous period of our lives. Absolutely. And in order for us to avoid revolt, to avoid a revolution,
to avoid a civil war, it's like threading a needle. There is going to be really precise
things that need to be done, or we're going to botch this thing and people are going to end up
killing each other. Yeah. And I'm really glad we have a government right now that is famous for
its ability to thread needles gently. Sure. Yeah. To really navigate a way to success.
Speaking of someone who would never make a good so stress, I don't know if that's the right word.
Seamstress. I don't, but I don't know seamstresses. Do they sell a lot? Yeah, I guess they do.
That's their whole thing. It's a so stress. Anyway, I don't really remember exactly what
it's a so strugy. I don't remember exactly what this clip is about, but it has to do with Trump.
Trump has to drop the hammer on his attorney general has to start the moves for the indictments
right now. So that's what needs to happen right now. And then Trump will be the superstar president
we need to restore the republic. She's already doing economically and militarily. He's an American
president. They've been at that while. Say what you want about it. And that's why the elites were
pissed because we've actually got some money in there that really does care about the interest
of this country. The special interest that have been raping us forever are now freaking out realizing
there's a new sheriff in town. Yes, the new guy who's raping us. The new sheriff. Yeah, the new
rape sheriff. The new fucking monster. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess trade the trade the monstrous
kleptocrat. You'd know for the one you do you don't. But I mean, you got you got that there at
the beginning there. I mean, it is just a further like we've got a call to arms sessions has got to
get people in front of grand juries. Drop the hammer. But you know, that is one of the biggest
hallmarks of these Banana Republic authoritarian dictatorships is kangaroo courts. Yes, they
end up punishing their political rivals with false charges. And so if you want, I mean, Alex is going
to give a litany of fake charges against Hillary Clinton throughout the rest of this. And so like
he is advocating for the beginning stages of a dictatorship. Well, yeah. And I don't understand
why he's a strong man. He's a strong man. And in these times, we need a strong 70 year old
mentally deficient fat, just poorly, poorly proportioned guy who an orange grimace. That's
who we need. We need a president who kind of looks like he has a butthole in his neck flap
sometimes when it folds just right. Yeah, but I get I get that that is a decent argument. I think
there's a little bit more going on. We'll explore it as we go along. But in this clip, Alex basically
just shows that he does not understand subtleties of life at all. Well, President Trump 45 told
Comey the incredibly political globalist operative that have been protecting the Clintons for many
years. He told them you're fired. Yeah, especially when they're coming getting elected. And now the
Democrats like it is the end of the world or they're saying it's an exonium. We've got to impeach
President Trump when they're the ones just three months ago calling for him to be fired.
So that's the subtlety he does not get the idea that people wanted him fired when he wrote that
letter right before the election. Right. Democrats wanting him fired that makes total sense in that
context. Right. And a lot of people still harbor a lot of bad feelings about that. Right. And rightfully
so. Yeah. But at the same time, that's a very different thing than firing someone who's actively
investigating you. It's slightly different. It's a bit different. It's a little bit different. Like
they're not at all the same. We're being glib. No, no, not even close. It's insane. And I can't
think of any. I can't think of any other situation other than that Nixon firing the
investigator looking into him. Cox. Which Cox? Archibald Cox. William Cox. No. He's a
great character. Archibald Cox was the name of the. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Roger Stone later
makes a great pun about that. But yeah, how he Nixon fired Cox. So he's a Cox sacker.
It's funny because Roger Stone was involved with Nixon too.
My favorite part of Roger Stone being on is eventually I guarantee he's going to be allowed
to do interviews with Alex from prison. Yeah, probably. Oh man. He has a Nixon tattoo on his back.
Like it's, what are you doing? I know that's true. And I forget it instantly because how can
that be true? I don't know. We'll get to him later. But so in this next clip, in addition
to Alex Jones not understanding the subtleties of wanting someone fired for one thing and not
wanting them fired for a different thing, right? He also does not understand the nature of false
equivalencies. Well, the media and Congress is saying basically in the White House is saying
it was that he didn't know the chain of command and did whatever he wanted to. And now they're
saying Comey sought more money for Russian probe as before he was fired official say Washington
Post. Well, Trump was tweeting last week. Why aren't you looking at the uranium deals and Hillary
in the Podestas? Why aren't you looking at her meeting secretly Putin? Why aren't you involved
with her in China or the OPM hack? Why is it all General Flynn went and got paid to go on RT
television and he had gigs with the Germans and the British and the Turks, everybody else. You
know, when he was in a private citizen, that's the big bottom of the rabbit hole here. So that's
not the let's let's let's why is it all those treasons call me everybody thinking about them
treason call me David Brock because I'm about to correct the record on this ship. So he says like
Trump expressed to Comey. Why aren't you investigating Hillary's crimes like the
Iranian or the uranium deal, which isn't true. It's not real. I've written up a long extensive
thing that documents exactly what was going on with that. She was not actively involved in that
at all. It wasn't a uranium deal that sold things to Russia at all. It wasn't. That's just a complete
lie. If the FBI was to investigate her for that, or anyone was to prosecute her for that, it would
be a bogus prosecution. That's why they wouldn't do it. It's just refer them to knowledgefight.com.
Yeah, check that out. Your investigation is over. And I'm not here to say that Hillary Clinton's a
saint, but that's a bad way to target her because that's bullshit. That's a fake story. It sounds
good. And it was in that full of lies documentary Clinton cash, but it's not true. It's not real
if you get down to the bottom of it. Right. So he's like, Hey, why is everybody always
investigating this? Why are you spending all this time on the fact that Mike Flynn got paid?
Like what was it? $100,000 to go to Russia. I love even that. The fact, like he's just
admitting why he's being investigated for obvious reasons. But that's only one piece of it too.
It's not that. That's not it. If that was it, that would be dicey, but it wouldn't be
what we're experiencing now. Right. You have multiple members of Trump's team who have lied
under oath about contacts with Russian agents. Right. So that is on its face a problem. You
have Jared Kushner lying and omitting information on his security clearance forms. Right. About
meetings that he had. Right. You have Manafort and Flynn both retroactively registering as foreign
agents after they have been fired from Trump's campaign. You have Carter Page acting like a
complete weirdo on television. Oh, he's a wackadoo lunatic. He's given up the game on live TV.
Oh, he doesn't even give a shit anymore. You have documented evidence that Mike Flynn was working
with Erdogan to try and extradite Gulen at the cleric who lives in the, uh, the northeast
somewhere and took a lot of money for it that Erdogan wants taken back so he can kill him.
And we, I have a foreign policy that says no, thank you. Yeah. We don't want to do that. Yeah.
So Mike Flynn was working with a fucking Turkish dictator to try and subvert our foreign policy
for money. Those things are documented. And then on top of that, Devon Nunez was involved in that.
And he did a lot of really fucked up stuff with confidential information. Right. Which is clearly
a cover up. Right. So like to say it's just Mike Flynn went on Russian television and sat next to
Putin at a table. That's not really what we're talking about, but no, but Hillary did sell that
uranium. Oh, well, then we're done here, but she didn't. It's so fucked up. It's a false
equivalence based on lies on both side. Like yeah, he's lying about how bad the fake thing about
Clinton is and lying about how benign the actually really bad stuff about Flynn and the rest of them
He is treating his viewers like babies. Like he's literally holding up keys over here. Yeah.
And just saying, look at the jangly keys. Look at the jangly keys. Lordy, lordy, lordy. All these
jangly keys over here. He constantly yells about like people having no memory and the globalist
want you to have no memory. He's actively exploiting or hoping that his audience doesn't have a memory
or doesn't look into things. And if they do, he fucking prays that they only read Breitbart.
They only do research on the fucking conspiracy boards on Reddit and shit like that.
Well, they do. They do. That's all they do. And it's crazy. That's all they do. They only,
they only do that. Like if you still support, if you still support this, your dumb or your evil.
I used to add in denial. Now you're just dumb. You can't be in denial anymore. You're dumb or
you're evil. That's it. If you still support Trump, I am done. I am done protecting feelings.
I'm done trying to understand anything. Your, your real problem is you are fucking stupid.
Can I put a fine line of like, because there's a Venn diagram between evil and stupid that is
racist, right? It's sort of both, but it's not fully either. You know what I mean? It is both.
It is both, but racism isn't only stupidity and it's not only evilness. It's sort of a nice,
as Alex would say. It's a yin and yang of both. It's a gestalt, as Alex might say. So at this
point of the show, Alex Jones has a big get for an interview. The guy who's on his show almost
every day, Roger Stone. Who, who could he have gotten? Roger Stone. A big get, Donald Trump's
children. To talk about the fact that Comey got fired. He brings in Roger Stone,
someone who was a target of the investigation. I don't think he has any personal involvement.
I think he can maintain his objectivity in this interview because you, yeah, he was,
he was a member of multiple administrations. Sure. Everybody knows that he's a trustworthy
and reliable source. There's no doubt about that. He is famed, famed by, by, from sea to
burning down to the ground sea. That's a glamour puss. An absolutely gorgeous man. He is a fashion
puss. If there ever has been one in our politics and this is Alex Jones's introduction. So joining
us from the airport, flying to New York to be on the Today Show tomorrow in two days,
his big Netflix show. He is getting me Roger Stone that yours truly is also in.
It's set to premiere. It's got amazing ratings from the critics that have already seen it.
That can't be. So I look forward to seeing that, obviously. Netflix, get me Roger Stone. The
notorious UP operative plays both narrator and villain. So get me Roger Stone. That is coming
up in T minus 48 hours on Netflix. But going to Roger Stone, he's got a Fox news crew and a
bunch of other crews following around at the airport, giving us the first exclusive today
on exactly what is breaking down and happening with Comey. Roger, let's, let's go over from your
sources. So I mean, I can't reiterate this enough. It's a bad look to have, like in the same way
that Trump had Comey fired. And then the next day, he was meeting with the foreign minister
of Russia privately and would not allow United States press and Sergey Kilsiak,
yeah, Kilsiak, the guy, the one guy who is at the center of all this at the center. Yeah,
he is the guy and he was not announced that he was going to be a part of those meetings.
So actually Trump secretly met with the same guy that all those other people met secretly with.
Yeah. And yeah, they did not allow a press into the Oval Office and they did not allow
United States press into the Oval Office. They allowed Russian press inside the Oval Office.
I legitimately, I know that this is a little bit speculative, but I don't see any reason to think
that the Oval Office isn't bugged now. Like I have no idea, like why wouldn't they?
I mean, fake, fake deference. Yeah. I mean, if he finds a bug, which god damn it, if he ever could.
Yeah, no, he could be, he could be fucking peeing into a microphone and he'd still be like,
this is a funny plant. Like it's, they're, you would have to, you would have to think
that all of this stuff is being recorded so that future historians will be able to write on their
stone tablets. Sure. That our democracy ended because stupid people hate black people.
Yeah, probably. But at the point I was trying to make is that in the same way that that is a
bad look, you fire the guy who's investigating your ties to Russia and then secretly meet with the
guy they're investigating shit about. And the foreign minister in the same way that's a bad look,
Alex Jones having an interview with the guy who was under investigation about the firing
of the guy doing the investigating in the real world. That's a bad look on inforars. It doesn't
matter. It's not a good one in the real world. That's fucked up. There's no way. There's no way
that's okay. So every, everything is just fucked up. Yeah. So Roger Stone, you know, he's got his,
he's got his priorities straight. I'll tell you that much. Here's how he decides to open his interview.
Roger, let's, let's go over from your sources.
Well, some interesting contra-tems today, Alex. Politico published a story which claimed that I
had persuaded the president to fire James Comey. CNN picked that story up from Politico. I am not
the source of that story, nor have I claimed anything of the kind. Because as I have said
on this show many times, no one talks Donald Trump into anything. He's not some mannequin
that you hand talking points to. And I have always declined to discuss the content or frequency of
my conversations with the president. Sure, I know, but you have, I mean, when we talk about this
for an hour or less, I get where you can go or you can't. The point is, is I have my sources,
I called you, I checked out what they told me. You said that was pretty much dead on,
but you didn't want to get into any conversations you've had. But it is in the newspapers today
that you are the source of the person that finally got the president to drop the hammer
last week. Now, obviously, you're not taking credit for that. He is his own person,
but I guess you can't speak to those reports. Well, I'm not, specifically, I'm not the source
of those reports, nor did I confirm them. But Alex, I have spoken about this. I have talked about it.
I've been calling for Mr. Comey's firing now for months. And beyond that, the idea that I somehow
persuaded the president, which is just not true. So he's been calling for Comey's firing for months
about as long as not. Yes. Has he? Yeah. But about as long as the investigation has been public.
That argument does not work out well. He has stepped it up quite intensely in tweets and stuff
recently. Yeah. Calling for Comey to be fired. He's besieged the president through Twitter
to fire. Right. Comey. Sure. Maybe he didn't personally sit down with Trump be like, dude,
you got to do this. Did they talk on the phone? Here's what's fun about that. So he brought up
that that Trump says he Trump tweeted that that story was fake news. Right. Roger Stone brought
that part of the tweet up. He didn't bring up the last part of the tweet where Trump says,
I haven't talked to Roger Stone in a long time. Okay. Because earlier in his comments,
he said he talks to him a lot. And so did Alex Jones. So one of these parties is lying. Yeah.
It's probably Trump. Do you think so? Yeah. I could I could also see Stone lying about that.
Totally. They're both liars. They're both inveterate liars who are but here's the thing.
Roger Stone is fucking petty. He is super petty. He's blown up at so many people on Twitter.
He has a tattoo of Nixon on his back. Of course he's petty. He's full of rage. And I think if
Donald Trump really was shutting him out, he'd act against him. I don't think that he would still
carry water for him if he wasn't still at least being strong along as being on the inside. Right.
That's my feeling on it. I can see that. So I think that Trump is lying in an attempt to sort of
damage control shit. Right. Because I mean, even if you're an idiot president, you have to know
that like talking to Roger Stone at this point is insane. Well, especially when he is calling for
Comey to be fired and you fire Comey, you have to pretend. Oh, that wasn't why I did it. Yeah.
And it might not have been all of it. It probably wasn't. My best theory is that it was Sessions.
Sessions was actively involved in that because Sessions himself wanted to shut down the
investigation. Yes. Because I believe from a lot of things that I've read most of it speculation,
but some of the indications within James Clapper's testimony lead people to believe that one of the
names specifically that was on mask was Jeff Sessions. It has to be. Well, the reason. Otherwise,
why would he lie? The reason that most people have given in terms of their analysis of Clapper's
testimony is that he was asked a camera who asked him, but they asked the names that you've seen
unmasked. Were they Trump associates or Trump campaign members or members of the Congress?
And he said, well, both. Yeah. And that's a fun little twist because it could be two different
people and it's both or the only person who was both Jeff Sessions. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's a good.
So it could be. Well, I mean, frankly, at this fucking point, everybody might as well be under
suspicion. Everybody in the GOP might as well be like holding a fucking target on their back that
says probably spoke to the Russians illegally. But if you look at the people who are the main
players, at least publicly in it, you have people like Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Carter Page,
Mike Flynn, none of them are in the Congress. No, Jeff Sessions is the only player who has
actually been a Congress person. Right. So the, that theory is largely hinged on the idea that
Clapper was playing semantic games, which I kind of hope he was because that's fun. That is fun.
But that's, that is him kind of a, if that's, if that's true, that's him kind of giving one of
those like, Hey, I can't say it, but you know, you know how it is. Well, it's the same thing with
Sally Yates saying like, I think it goes without saying you don't want your national security
advisor to be compromised by Russia. Like that's a way of saying that without saying we have to,
we have to live in a world now where somebody out loud says that, but I think that that's
a way it doesn't go without saying you had to say it Sally Yates, but I think she had to phrase it
that way and frame it that way in order to not give up the game as it were, or give away
confidential information. So you say it that way and you can say what I know and what I believe
is that he was compromised, but I haven't, right. I haven't breached any rules. Right. So
Roger stone goes on in this next clip. He, he wants to talk a little bit about how he's totally
cool with the firing and then he says some other stuff. The president's made a bold and I think
the correct decision. Comey had no interest in the mega crimes by the Clintons. The Clinton
Foundation is not a charity at the slush funds for grifters. And as we both know, it was the
vehicle for the facilitation of multi-million dollar bribes. It matters not just uranium,
but across the board. Your credibility is shot. You brought up the uranium. Yes. You,
whatever other things you're going to say, it's almost not even worth investigating what those
things are. Nope. Cause if that's your first example, you haven't done your own research.
So I just, I don't, I don't care anymore. I mean, he has done his own research. He just
doesn't care if it's true or not. Right. Cause it serves his decades long anti Clinton boner.
Absolutely. I mean, he was involved in like the Vince Foster shit. Yeah. Quite frankly,
well, and not just that goes back like 30 years. Yeah. Well, and not just that, it is still that
distract from me being under investigation. What about ism? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you,
I didn't do anything that the Clintons didn't do. Why are you picking on me? It's because of my
association with Trump. And if he can pull that little narrative together, then the army of alt
right monstrous morons will fucking go along with it. And they'll say he's unfairly being targeted.
And that means that it is an illegitimate investigation. At least it is to them. As we'll
see as this goes on, I think that we're seeing indications that this is the last ditch effort.
Because I think the facade is crumbling a little bit and they're doing these things because they
need to trick those people. Right. But he goes on to talk about the investigation a little bit
and how everybody, no one, no one, no one's involved with Russia, please. Yeah. Mr. Comey seemed
to have no interest in those crimes. Wasting his time investigating the non-existent Russian
collusion. Again, there is no evidence whatsoever that would hold up in a court of law of any
between the Russian and officials in the Trump campaign. Well, I mean, that's fair in as much as
there's not public information that would hold up in a court of law. I mean, even, even at this
point, it's, it's almost like a murder trial. What's the, what's the, what is it? What's the name
of the circumstantial? What's the circumstantial evidence is so overwhelming. It's hard to really
care about physical evidence. Yeah. I mean, you can, uh, you can get convicted for things without a
body. Yeah. It's possible. And there are plenty. Look at all the Russian ambassadors who have been
murdered. No, those are bodies without punishment. Those are, those are, that's the reverse. Uh,
but I mean, you know, if you just keep repeating that this is nothing, it's all lies. It's all
fake. Non-existent story. There's no there. It's time for us to move on. Sure. Trump fired Comey
just as he asked for more funding, but that's only because that money was going to be wasted on
something we all know is nothing. We don't need no, we don't need to investigate it. If, if this
narrative had any legs, right? If the narrative that Alex and Roger are spinning had any legs,
instead of pretending that firing Comey had something to do with how he handled the Clinton
and Huma Abedin email situation, they would have come out and said, this is bullshit.
We're firing him because he wants more money for a fake investigation. It would have been so easy
to say that they could have. It would have been so easy. They could have. It would have been awesome.
He's not only that, that would have been a great talking point for your Congress lackeys,
because then they could have been like, yeah, of course we support it. We're Republicans. We're
trying to cut down on fat on the budget. We're trying to do all this stuff. It's over. He's
wasting money. It's bullshit. That was such an easy narrative and they're too dumb to even get that
far. Well, because that would be dumb too, because then you're admitting that an investigation
into yourself is the primary reason you're shutting it down. You have to lie in some ways,
because you don't give a fuck about what Comey did with those emails and didn't care at all,
except that they didn't prosecute unfairly. Well, even in his fucking firing letter, he was like,
I appreciate that three times you said the investigation into me wasn't important.
That's like fucking Peter stuff. Like, you deny me three times before the cock crows,
kind of shit. But it's the reverse. You've denied an investigation into me three times,
and now you must hang yourself upside down on the cross.
So I like that we know more scripture than Alex Jones, the devout Christian. So this next clip,
he knows 12 dimensional scripture. This next clip, we get back to like Comey's real crimes again,
which are that he's weird. They're gonna talk a little bit more about how he just was too fucking
weird, man. And then I called you last night, you said, Well, you've talked to some of your
sources that seem to be right on target. It was that Comey was violating the chain of command
was seen as reckless, weird, constantly changing positions. And then he was just seen as overall
kind of soft. And that that's why the attorney general recommended he be removed.
My sources said the exact same thing that your sources said that's 100%.
I'm flabbergasted. He seemed to be empire building. He didn't seem to be responsive
either the Congress or the executive branch. He seemed to believe he was a power unto himself
with his own independent power. Only days ago saying, well,
well, not so bad. By the way, you noticed that he said he thought it was a joke when he first
heard the news yesterday, totally disconnected from reality. Two things. The reason he thought
it was a prank is because he found out from the television. And that's a fucked up way to get
fired when you're the FBI director. Second thing. Yeah, it's fine. If you're an NFL coach,
fuck you. It gives a shit. The second thing is exactly what you were saying is that there's
a reason that they appoint FBI directors for 10 year terms is because it's supposed to be a
completely non political position. He is four years into his term, him saying, I'm going to be
around for another six years. That is how it should have been. Right. That's really fucked up.
It's really fucked up. I'm not, I'm never going to go to bat for the FBI because they murdered
Fred Hampton. Sure. Let's never forget that the FBI is an evil organization that has fucked up
normal people. Totally. Has done everything it can to run and they are an arm of the regressive
GOP politics. That is largely, that has been true for most of American history. And that's
painting with too broad a brush. That's not all of it. No, it's not all of it. But I mean,
at the very least Hoover was an out and out GOP hard on fuck face. And you're nailing why a lot
of people who don't believe any of this Russia stuff, some of them are pretty reasonable people
in their distrust comes from why would I ever believe anything intelligence agencies say they
all lie. Right. And that's a position I can kind of understand if you're, if you're going back to
the FBI and the CIA has passed, they're fraught with trouble. You know, overthrowing regimes and
creating banana republics. Sure. They have done such a great job of that. They did it to us.
That's how good we are at making banana republic is possibly by accident.
Maybe not. Who knows? Maybe the globalists are actually the intelligence agents. I mean,
it's hard to imagine that the deep state doesn't exist. Right.
Not in the way that I think paranoid people believe.
No, I there, but there it did. There's, there's a underground deep state. I don't,
I think it's hard to imagine that there isn't something there.
This podcast going to turn into you and me turning into the lone gunman. What's going on?
I don't know, but there is. I don't think so. I wouldn't have thought so six fucking months ago.
Now I don't know anything. It's true. Every, every single thing I thought about,
I thought I knew about American politics, civics, the way our constitution works,
the way our rule of law works, the separation of powers, all of this stuff is gone. It's all
consolidated. The reason that I'm against this idea that you're saying about this underground
deep state and what have you is that to me, that's as easy an excuse as global as the globalist.
It is just like, oh yeah, throw everything in that box.
Oh no, no, no. I'm not saying that they're responsible for all of this stuff.
But they would be if they were a secret underground cabal.
But again, I'll never believe that people are that competent.
Sure.
Especially people that just all the people we have in government now are some of the most
incompetent people and it's all across the board. How, how is it that the democratic party
could not get themselves elected? Pure incompetence. It has to be. If you, if you read the, the
Hillary book, the new one out, I can't remember the name of it, but it is, it is basically just one
long treaties of interviews from the Hillary Clinton campaign going over how incompetent it
was at every step of the way.
Sure. But I think that, well, look, shattered, shattered, I believe is the name of the book.
Obviously, they were dumb to think we've got this, but if I were her, I would too.
Yeah. Well, you'd have to.
Yeah. You'd have to be like, oh, come on now. This is ridiculous.
So she didn't go as hard in the paint as she needed to, but then there were things that went
against her.
Sure. But there, there were things that went against her too that were outside of her control,
such as Comey's letter, such as the Alex Jones.
Right.
You know, yeah, but if you can't, can beat the fascist by 20 points, you would hope he probably
couldn't have, if it went for Trump and Brexit. Yeah. That's probably true.
The only, I think France was saved by our fall to some extent, but anyway, we're spinning our
gears here. It's ironic.
Still in the middle of considering they will be destroyed by our fall as well.
Yeah. Everyone will be exactly.
There's going to be a big title wave, but this, this next clip, I've just given a
poetic title to this one. This one is called the stone, Doth protest too much.
This has nothing to do with heading off a Russian investigation.
Senators Warner, Weinstein, Franken, Congressman Schiff, Spire, Himes.
They have nothing, Alex. Nothing. They're holding it in their hands. They got nothing.
It's bogus and they're about to be humiliated if they continue down this path.
We'll see. You know,
It's, there's nothing. It's bogus. They've got it in their hands. There's nothing.
They can't fill their hands with any evidence. They can't fill their hands with guns.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. They're going to be humiliated if they see,
if they just keep this going. What they should do is just stop.
That's basically, that's basically what he's getting at.
Otherwise you'll be in trouble. You don't want to get in trouble.
It's a veiled threat in some ways. You know, like you've got nothing. Just fucking give it up.
It's like, you know what it is? It's a poker bluff.
Exactly. That's exactly what it is.
Yeah. And that is the kind of action that you take when your hand is shit.
When you know, oh fuck, I have been communicating with Russian intelligence.
Oh no. They have been watching me. Oh no. Just give it up.
Cause in the same way that Alex Jones, whenever one of his ex-employees comes out and says some
shit about him anonymously, he knows that they can't publicly say anything about it
because of confidentiality agreements or in the same way that Roger Stone can lie about
being poisoned by polonium and his doctors can't correct it.
How?
The doctors can't correct it.
I forgot about how he lied about being poisoned by polonium.
You can make those lies in the same way that he can say they don't have any evidence because
they legally can't present that evidence to the public.
So you can trick people and tell that evidence is declassified.
Well, and that's, that is one, that's another reason why I can see Stone
lying about, lying about Trump talking to him because it wouldn't matter either way.
Trump has to deny it. So you can say he's talking to you, however much you want,
or even if he is or he isn't, he still has to say the same thing.
Why?
Because if you are talking to Trump and you're Roger Stone and Trump says,
yeah, I talk to my buddy Roger Stone all the time, that is basically saying I'm complicit in whatever
it is Roger Stone is doing.
Is it?
So you have to say no.
Is it though?
How could you talk to Roger Stone?
After he fired Flynn, he was talking about how he's a good man.
He's a great man.
Didn't do anything wrong.
Sad to see him go, but he accidentally lied to the VP.
Go to let him go.
He's a good man.
Yeah.
He said that after.
He lied to the VP.
Right.
About all the stuff that they're investigating him for.
He might not have.
Wait, he might not have lied to the VP?
Pence might have lied.
Oh, Pence, Pence is absolutely lying.
Or it could be a combo platter.
It could be everyone's lying.
Yeah, I mean, it's, yeah.
Be that as it may.
This is a, this is murder on the Orient Express.
We're fucking everybody is doing.
We're getting down to some minutia here.
Maybe we should take a step back because I think that Alex.
Are we getting too deep into the weeds?
We might be.
And Alex would like us to look at the big picture.
And I think he is the perfect guide to take us there.
All right, Roger, in the five minutes we've got left here,
I want to look at the big picture.
I mean, clearly the Russia thing is completely made up.
The Democrats and a lot of the other Republican establishment
have been deeply involved with lots of multinational companies
and foreign governments.
With Trump, it's surprising how little Russian connections
there are knowing he's an international business magnate
and you know, real estate mogul.
Nope.
Un, untrue to a staggering degree.
The fact that he's just being so blasé about what is true,
the Democrats and the Republicans have been involved
with so many outside business ventures.
That seems, that's, that's bad on its own.
If everything else was normal, that would be something
that we should fucking deal with.
I am slightly blasé on that, quite frankly.
Okay.
Some of that is politics, but being involved with Russian mobsters
and getting tons of money from weird shady real estate deals
with people with checkered Russian pests.
Like that's not nothing.
You know what I mean?
The idea that most of his money is lent to him
by a Russia connected bank.
You know, like, like how Donald Trump's sons told us.
Yeah.
So in another way, yes.
They can't get loans from American banks and Eric Trump
has said on the record, he's quoted by somebody else,
but spiritually it matches up with a lot of the investigations
that have been done into Trump's finances
without the help of his tax returns,
that a lot of their lending comes from Russian sources.
So the idea that he doesn't have Russian connections,
even if it isn't Putin, even if it isn't political, it's bullshit.
Yeah.
It's absolute bullshit.
Also, the main reason I stopped this clip,
so I wanted to warn you that it's going to get really fucked up.
I wanted to give you a heads up that it's time to...
Mic up, mic down.
And the middle.
I, okay.
Have a sip of wine and I...
Oh, if I spit take, I'm going to break you.
I don't think you will.
This is going to get really fucked up.
And then towards the end, Alex cannot let Roger talk
and it's delightful.
That said, the Democrats are never going to get off the offense.
They're the ones through their surrogates saying,
kill the president, kill us, overthrow everyone.
They're at war with us.
They're funding the cop killing groups.
They're funding all the social distortion garbage.
They're a clear and present danger running around inside our country.
And so I'm not calling for authoritarianism.
They're an authoritarian threat.
And so we need the attorney general to go after the Clintons,
to go after Obama, to go after them all.
They won a war.
They need to get one.
I know in my gut, but also historically,
if he doesn't go out constitutionally with the right thing to do,
and get really aggressive politically, and really start...
Is anything even real anymore?
Is anything even real?
I told you to have a sip of wine.
I don't even know my fucking name.
I told you to have a sip.
What's happening right now?
Greg?
Greg?
I told you to have a sip of wine.
Yeah, like that's crazy.
Isn't that...
This clip isn't done.
This isn't nearly done.
Nothing means anything.
Words don't mean anything anymore.
You can just fucking say whatever you want.
They're doing what we're doing.
We have to do what they're doing.
We need to go on the offense.
It's not authoritarianism,
but we need to use authoritarianism against them.
Exactly!
What the fuck?
It's insane the disconnect and the inability to see what he's saying.
Like the lack of self-reflection in his words are shocking.
It's staggering.
Well, again, I think it's because he's super hungover.
And Stone is right there, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just going along with all of his shit.
Well, he's about to sign off on it.
Oh, great.
Here it comes.
Fucking great.
Getting them back on their heels.
They're not going to stop.
They're going to make stuff up.
They're going to dig stuff up.
They're going to twist it.
And they're going to try to remove the president.
Now, am I wrong?
Can he just let them sit there and do this forever?
Or should he...?
Alex, I think you're absolutely right.
I think you're 100% right.
Look, we saw how the Democrats politicized Watergate
and they used it to undo one of the greatest political landslides
in American history.
They couldn't...
What the shit?
What?
He's back defending Watergate now?
He's retconning Watergate.
Yeah, no.
It was the Dems.
It was the Dems.
It was the Republicans.
It was the...
No, it was the Dems.
The Republicans turned on Nixon.
No.
Because they knew that they were going to get voted out.
They cannot concede.
So this is what...
The Democrats were always against Nixon,
but the Republicans were obstructionist about impeachment
until midterm started to come up,
and that's when they turned on him.
Right.
Which might end up happening to Trump
in less gerrymandering and...
Yeah, I don't think they care at this point.
No, probably not.
They wouldn't be behaving the way they are.
They can't possibly believe that they're not...
So now, here's the other...
Here's the other hope there, though,
is just like these fucks talking right now,
pretending all of this shit was true,
and just rewriting history,
rewriting the present in order to fit their narrative,
it's entirely possible that these true believers in Congress
think their constituents all agree with them.
And so they are immune to being voted out there.
They can't possibly accept that the people who have...
That there are people who have voted Republican in the past
who will turn against them now.
There's a lot of...
Now, whether or not they're wrong is a whole different world.
Well, there's a lot of places that vote so solidly Republican
that it would be incredibly difficult to get somebody out,
but even if they did, then you'd have to primary them
because it would be another Republican trying to take their seat
as an incumbent,
and that's such a hassle that most people wouldn't do it.
Right.
But like, yeah, it baffles me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The fact that they're sitting here and...
Like, here, let me be clear.
The fact that I forgot that part of this clip
was that Roger Stone tries to rewrite watergate crazy.
That's fucking bananas.
The rest of this is even crazier.
The clip's not done.
It's crazier than...
Okay.
There's two minutes of this clip left.
Jesus Christ.
Win at the ballot box.
So they removed Nixon through this extrajudicial process.
It's the same thing here, which is why I say...
It's just regular to this.
The majority of the Senate Intelligence Committee
need to hold a subpoena.
Mr. Podesta, his brother, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton,
Chelsea Clinton, they should be compelled to testify
about their gas deal, their backing deal, their uranium deal.
Uranium again.
You know, they are the people who have been in bed with...
It is not conjecture.
It's not a conspiracy theory.
These are cold-heart facts.
Cut and drive.
Or lies.
And it's time for the Senate and House Republicans
to show a little backbone.
Yeah, it's time to...
Well, exactly.
They're the ones that have done all this stuff.
Get her out of the White House.
Get her out of the White House.
...the populism.
We get a real president trying to revert power back
to the country.
That didn't mean you grew every policy,
but he really is being the president right now.
All these special interests are pissed.
They've involved themselves in corporate international espionage,
transferring power to this crony capitalist offshore combine,
and they want to go on the offense and call for our deaths,
and all this other crap.
It's time to go on the offense against these people.
Oh, you put your finger on this.
It's about time.
It's time for Attorney General Sessions to put
a grand jury and send for Hillary.
I'm sure he has many, many, many questions for her.
That's right, because they're not stopping.
They're...
They're...
Email.
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
They're coming after America with everything they've got
trying to destroy us, and they're the criminals,
then let's let them have it.
Sorry, go ahead.
We have nothing to lose but running over these people.
I could not agree more.
It's time for the Republican Party
to take the establishment Republican Party
show some backbone.
I swear to God, I didn't edit that at all.
Twice, within a minute, he interrupts him,
says, sorry, go ahead, and then immediately starts ranting.
That's...
That is a man who is, like, insane.
He's a lunatic.
Yeah.
He's rude to his friends.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, I mean, within the context of his show.
So if you can say he and Roger Stone had an hour conversation
the night before, I can't believe that he really talks
to Roger the same way off air.
Probably not.
So if you can...
There's a performative aspect, probably.
Right, right.
You can justify sitting through this.
We talk to each other about the same off air as on air.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, just no mics.
Maybe more yelling.
Yeah, usually you join in the fun.
Yeah.
No, then I imagine that on air, it's part of the dynamic of the show.
When Alex...
Yeah, that's possible.
When Alex is, like, turning, is ratcheting it up,
because, you know, it doesn't matter.
It is still a performance.
Even so, I, having listened for the last five months, straight,
and I'm dipping back into the archives, I have a thorough investigation
I'm engaged in right now that I can't look.
I can't...
You can't reveal it yet?
I can't reveal it yet.
But I'm onto something really big.
All right.
But...
Do not.
Do not ask Trump for more resources.
Don't do it.
I swear to God, he's going to fire you.
Next day, I'm fired from this podcast.
My cat takes over.
Who did I get to replace you?
Rudy Giuliani.
So, like, even having listened to hours and hours and hours,
like, you guys listening have no fucking idea how much I've listened to this
dumbass man talk.
I've never heard him interrupt like that.
Like, he's been rude-er, but the comedy of...
Sorry, go ahead.
Right.
Sorry, go ahead.
Sorry, go ahead.
We have nothing to lose but running over them.
I don't understand what that means, Alex.
First of all, why are you interrupting somebody to get that out?
I don't know.
He just came...
Just remembered the phrase, I guess.
So, I cut out a ton of the rest of Roger Stone's interview,
because, I mean, it's all more or less the same.
There's not a ton more...
I can't remember if he's still on this next clip
or if he's already left, but what happens after Roger Stone leaves
is, remember that notorious March 30th episode we did,
where Roger Stone was around for a little while,
then Alex drunkenly deteriorated into a man talking about selling his car
and the ways you learn.
Yes, the most beautiful episode.
There is a little...
Go back and listen to March 30th one more time to...
Just near the end where Alex gets super introspective...
And refuses to look at Rob do.
Yeah, so weird.
There's a little bit of that energy here.
Roger Stone ends up leaving and things go a little weird.
They go a little bit weird.
We'll get to it.
But this next clip, he just expresses how glad he is
that Comey's gone and talks more about Hillary's crimes.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us.
I think I should just open the phones up and play some clips of what's been unfolding.
But this really makes me feel good about President Trump,
in that he has fired Comey that stood there while he was under criminal investigation.
And Lynch, who sat there with all the WikiLeaks info coming out,
how they were coordinating with the White House on the cover up crimes.
Nope.
The uranium deals to Russia, the sellout of our technology to China.
Still not...
And the Clintons have been protected by the FBI for decades,
from the highest levels committing their crimes.
And then all the WikiLeaks pedophile information.
Police department wanted to release what the FBI basically shut down.
So you can see there that like his one example is that Loretta Lynch was on a plane with Bill Clinton.
Yeah.
That's sort of what he keeps going back to,
which means he doesn't really know all that much.
All you need.
The uranium deal brought up again.
And then he says that people were complicit in selling our technology to China.
And it's actually kind of interesting because when I was researching the uranium deal,
basically what it boils down to is that Hillary Clinton,
because she was Secretary of State,
all the heads of departments, like all the secretaries essentially in the cabinet,
are part of a nine member organization called the Council on Foreign Investment in the United States.
And anytime a foreign company tries to buy something that may or may not be relevant to our national security,
the deal gets reviewed by the Cepheus.
I believe that's how you say that.
I don't know how to pronounce a C and an F right at the beginning of a word.
Cepheus, who knows?
Who cares?
But anyway, this organization...
That's actually a really good idea.
This organization, so when this uranium company was being bought out by a Russian company,
it was something that got reviewed by the Cepheus.
Because it is in our...
And Hillary Clinton, as one of the members of this nine member committee,
could not have any personal involvement in the outcome of the decision.
She couldn't have swayed that decision.
And the outcome of the Cepheus is that they make a recommendation
and then the president can let the deal go through, or he can put the kibosh on the deal.
Gotcha.
They don't choose what happens.
So even if she had said, don't let this go through, it's not her choice to make.
So the idea that she sold this uranium is number one factually inaccurate,
and then logistically inaccurate.
But while I was doing the research into that uranium deal,
one of the interesting things that I found out was that in 2016,
Barack Obama did stop a company from being bought because he felt it was relevant to our national interests.
Really?
And it had to do with a recommendation that the Cepheus had made.
And it was involving a Chinese company from buying a Dutch company that produced microchips
out of concern that they were doing so for nefarious reasons
and would have too much of the microchip market.
So Alex Jones saying that the liberals and the Democrats are way too interested
in letting China have all our technology.
There's a concrete example from a year ago of Barack Obama stepping in and being like,
well, we've got to be careful about the Chinese consolidation of technology.
So literally, not literally meaning figuratively,
literally the liberals, he is decrying for doing a thing.
Did the exact opposite thing, which he ostensibly wants.
There's a article in the New York, New York Times from February 4th, 2016 that I've linked up
in that article about the uranium deal.
You can find all the resources there.
It's fully documented.
It's an absolutely concrete example against what Alex is talking about now.
It's in the white paper.
It's in their own white papers.
Secondarily, all of that stuff that he's saying about the WikiLeaks means he's never read it
because those things aren't in there.
Why does he keep, if he brings up the pedophilia thing again,
he is referencing PizzaGate, right?
He has to be.
If he's talking about the WikiLeaks aspect.
Yeah.
There's no other explanation.
Well, you could be talking about like, all right, we weren't talking about Comet Ping Pong,
but what we were talking about, like Alex brings this up all the time.
Right.
The idea that Barack Obama got succulent hot dogs.
Now, that's, you're adding adjectives in and you're misrepresenting what the actual WikiLeaks say.
Right.
So you haven't read them.
Someone has told you it's all secondhand.
Right.
That entire description, again, I don't think Hillary is the best person in the world.
She's still a politician.
She's complicit in some shit, but at the same time, all of the examples he gives are
unnuanced and either lies or just things he doesn't actually understand.
It's embarrassing.
It's absolutely embarrassing.
It would be if anybody but us was capable of giving a shit.
Yeah, I guess so.
Everyone who cares has already written off Alex and assumes he's lying.
Right.
Right.
Whereas we engage and actually prove he's lying and it doesn't matter,
but thank you to everyone who actually enjoys the show.
I think it does.
I think it does matter.
Once we get enough listeners, say 45 million listeners a week.
That's common.
That's right around the corner.
Yeah.
With all the new policy wonks we keep getting,
I imagine 45 million people are about to be on board.
Even though Google's trying to delist us.
They are.
Yeah.
You search knowledge fight and I swear we're like first, I think.
Yeah.
For now.
Yeah.
Until we get until we get Chobani money.
Yeah.
Homby, hit us up.
We like you.
We'll pimp yogurt.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Who cares?
We'll do an ad.
So this next clip.
Chobani yogurt.
It's thicker than regular yogurt.
It's thicker than the lies coming out of Alex Jones' mouth.
So this next clip.
The yogurt of policy wonks.
This next clip I've done some research into and it's going to be interesting
when we come out the other side of it.
Donald Trump is restoring our military, restoring our sovereignty,
restoring our economy, restoring our pride.
If Russia was our enemy and if Russia was controlling President Trump,
they would not be doing any of this.
The first thing a Russian compromised operative would do would keep coal banned.
They have enough coal for over a thousand years with clean burning systems
in the United States, conservatively.
There's more coal than natural gas, oil, you name it, can buy.
That can't be true.
And when Trump said all that coal is back on the table,
it made gas prices in Russia plunge and that's Russia's main export.
That's actually not a bad argument.
But see, that's if you're actually geopolitically informed.
It wasn't to hurt Russia.
It's to help the United States.
Sorry.
So here's why it is a terrible argument.
God damn it.
So I don't know.
I mean, I just mean logically.
From the logical sense, why would you support a thing that goes against Russia's thing?
If the premises were true, the argument would be good.
So are either premises true?
Well, before we get to them, I want to say that I don't really know exactly how much
coal there is or natural gas.
Most of the numbers that you can find are speculative.
There are a bunch of reserves and there's stuff we know about,
but there's unknown unknowns as a word.
Things or as we might find later and stuff like that.
So we don't know.
There could be deep earth coal crystals.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So what we do know is that clean coal is bullshit.
Absolute utter nonsense.
And we've said that a bunch on the show and I realize I'm getting a little self-conscious.
So it's time to fully lay that out.
Clean coal as Alex sort of presents it with your obsession with documenting facts.
So Alex presents it as like another kind of coal, which is absurd.
It's the same.
Cole.
The only way that you can.
Cole's Cole.
Right.
But they rationalize that clean coal is coal that's presented differently
and you do different things with it and that makes it clean.
The biggest version of this and the only one that's really relevant to any national
conversation is the idea of carbon capture technology.
You're aware of this, but for those of you who aren't, it's a technology that's designed
to collect and dispose of coal plants, carbon dioxide emissions before they escape into the
atmosphere because once they get into the atmosphere, they trap heat and cause warming.
And they focus up.
Yeah.
So that according to this article in Bloomberg, that technology may be on the drawing board and
in a few small scale demonstration projects, but it's not close to being ready for widespread
use at an affordable price.
No.
The one U.S. plant that's being designed to use carbon capture now under construction
in Kemper County, Mississippi is two years behind schedule and $4 billion over budget.
Wow.
A similar heavily subsidized project in Saskatchewan has demonstrated that outfitting
the world's power stations with the technology could cost upwards of $17 trillion.
So basically some of the technology does exist and it
has worked somewhat.
It doesn't work all that well yet, but it may in the future.
It may eventually.
But when it's too late.
Right.
But at the same time, that $17 trillion number of outfitting all of our coal burning plants
with that is substantially higher than all sorts of renewable resources that we can use.
Right.
And that's why it's a stupid reason to go down the coal path.
Well, we got to save like 50 coal miners jobs.
Well, that's the other thing.
They're not coming back.
No, they're coming back.
Mechanization.
Coal.
Clean coal.
Bringing it back.
If you look at it, the number of jobs that were lost because of the coal industry going down
is it's not nearly as many jobs as just because of automation.
Right.
And that's just a reality that's going to be on the table whether we use coal or not.
God, how is it?
Can you imagine?
And if you look at the number of like tourism and retail related jobs that have been lost
since Trump got in office compared to the hypothetical gains in the coal industry,
it's the coal is nothing.
We're bleeding retail and tourism jobs because people just...
Because people don't want to fucking come here.
Nope.
Hell, if I do.
No, absolutely.
Hey, so you remember all those, you remember when people used to say,
well, I mean, it's not working in a coal mine.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Because working in a coal mine was bad.
Yeah.
Because you could die if that canary, if you didn't see the canary die.
Right.
A lot of people die working in coal mines, right?
So imagine if they just stopped subsidizing those coal mining jobs and started subsidizing
renewable energy jobs, those jobs, those people who were working in coal mines.
Yeah.
Could probably work in a...
Solar farms.
Yeah, where you wouldn't be murdered by a fucking mine.
Now, there's a lot of issues in terms of like wind turbines and stuff like that.
They do end up killing a lot of birds.
They're not ideal in a lot of ways.
Yeah, the canary in the wind farm probably isn't going to go as well.
But like solar stuff is...
The coal we're getting fired is the canary in the wind farm.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Thank you.
Sorry.
So let's get back to the argument that he's making.
He was making the argument that as soon as Trump said coal is back on the table,
Russian gas prices tanked.
Did that happen?
Well, I am looking at a official graph of the price in rubles of gasoline per liter in Russia.
And on January 30th, it was at 38.4 rubles per liter, 38.4.
That's right around when Trump was inaugurated.
Right.
Would you like to know what it was on the 8th of May, 2017?
I sure would.
39.29.
It dropped like a milestone.
Nope.
It went up.
It went up?
I don't know how rubles work.
I feel like it's like golf where the more rubles you have, the less money you have.
It has never gone down since Trump took office.
The price of gas has just consistently gone up.
Is nothing true?
No, nothing is true.
And you know what, the thing that's kind of interesting is that the price of gas
is trending or has trended downward since, you know, give or take 2014 or so.
Well, that's because OPEC is limiting or, or I suppose it's going down and then OPEC
is limiting their production or in order to artificially keep it up.
Possibly.
Creating scarcity for us.
Yes.
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:43,080
Yeah.
And I mean, just globally it's gone down since like mid 2014 or so.
Right.
But because we're all going to die.
Price of Russian gas has gone up.
Nonsense.
Nonsense.
Just partly nonsense.
So he just, he just made that up whole cloth because it sounded reasonable.
It sounds great.
It sounds super reasonable.
In the same way that you said it's a good argument.
I mean, it is a good argument if true.
If you don't look for numbers, it is great.
It's fantastic.
That's a solid argument.
Yeah.
I mean, the fact that, you know, all the other good stuff that he's done for Russia is still there.
Yeah.
Kind of means that maybe they, even if it was true, maybe they'd be willing to take that trade-off
of, yeah, we'll give you some coal jobs in order for us to have rampant control of your government.
Who knows?
It's possible.
I would take that trade-off if I was Putin.
Sure.
So I told you that like without Roger Stone in tow, things kind of spiraled a little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, we saw just there in the last two clips, he's made arguments that aren't based on any
reality.
Right.
They feel good to him.
He's got to feel good.
Yeah.
Because this should be the day of celebration for him.
This guy has gone down, who was the bane of his existence.
He was the FBI director, who was a compromised globalist.
Right.
Like this should be big, but he can't.
He's still got to hit his greatest hits of complete lie narratives.
And it gets so weird.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Okay.
This is fucked up.
I'm going to.
At this point, I really don't have much of a choice.
I have seen people go from being totally enthusiastic about Trump to by about 100 days
in, we're now a hundred and 11 days in really being disillusioned with president Trump.
Yeah.
One better example of that is that we were selling probably 500 Trump pints,
20, 20 shirts a day until about day 70.
When Trump started to go sideways with that bad healthcare bill.
So, uh, his bellwether is shirt sales.
Um, and it's not a terrible bellwether to be honest.
No, it's a, it's a, it's actually a really good bellwether for whether or not his listeners
are sticking on board with the Trump train.
All right.
And something that's interesting is if you go to info wars store.com, uh,
Trump pints, 2020 shirts retail for $20.
$19.95 are on sale for $4.95.
That $4.95 and have been pretty consistently.
That cannot be covering costs.
So now that's them trying to get rid of a shit ton of shirts.
Maybe because the bellwether has come.
That's the comedian who still carries around 200 shirts that say the dumbest thing you can think of.
Some, uh, punchline from his act from 10 years ago.
Yeah, exactly.
So like the, the idea that he sells,
I'm going to be doing this joke until I sell all these God damn shirts.
The idea that he sells 500 shirts a day or whatever is pretty crazy.
Like in terms of quantity and if he was selling them for retail, that'd be a lot of money.
What 500 shirts a day, that's 10 grand.
Yeah.
But if you're selling them, if you're selling them for five, that's two and a half grand.
A lot less than 10 grand.
A lot less for, for the very least it cuts into your profit margin.
For the amount of work you probably have to do to pimp that product.
Yeah.
I mean, $2,500 a day.
If we were getting it, great.
Yeah.
But if we had to have a shipping department and make up these shirts, we'd be taking a bath.
Yeah.
That's less great.
Exactly.
I mean, for 2,500 a day, I feel like I would have no problem if it was you and me recording
this show for three hours every day and then the rest of the day just fucking folding shirts
and putting it into boxes.
Listen, I'm not against it.
If that's our life, so be it.
We're also selling.
What we should do.
We're selling Trump pants shirts for 493.
Undercut him by two cents.
No, we should buy them all up and sell them for 10 bucks.
Just sign knowledge fight at the bottom.
Scalping this shit.
Yeah.
Listen, if we ever do get to a point where we can make this a job, I will buy some of his supplements
and do a supersize me thing with them.
Oh, really?
I will do like a, I'll go to a doctor and use myself as a guinea pig taking super male vitality.
Jesus.
All that shit.
I'll do that.
I don't know if I can handle you with much more hair.
Jesus Christ.
If that is a function of the product, I'm fucked.
Oh, it has to be Robin Williams.
It has to be.
I'm going to turn into cousin it.
So the shirts my man are a symbol of disillusionment.
495 for a shirt.
So now he's down to like when things are bad, you know, he's selling much less than that.
Oh, that's that's too bad.
That's an interesting thought that I think he's right though.
That is a really good bellwether.
Well, because if people are because if people are still buying super male vitality,
that means they still buy into him.
If they aren't buying those shirts, maybe they're still on the, the Trump bandwagon,
but they do not want to be advertising that.
That's a fair point.
That's it.
That is a fair point.
Even though the Trump Pence 20.
Yeah, you know what?
Totally, totally.
Cause I was going to make the argument that Trump Pence 2020 shirts have their own life.
They don't really know Hillary for Clinton or Hillary for prison shirts do have their own life
or ever.
They have their own thing because they just can't fucking let that go new.
So he, he, he gets into this and then he's, you know, at the end there, he's like,
you know, that healthcare bill that went sideways.
Then he starts talking about Julian Assange and how he shouldn't be prosecuted and blah,
blah, blah.
It just goes on for a bit of like his greatest hits of the things he doesn't like about Trump.
He has like those three examples.
But then he gets to something that I think you and I are going to be really offended by.
And we don't want to end up like that, folks.
He's talking about Mexico and how Jesus Christ.
Everyone gets shot there, man.
It's terrible.
Well, war as is a tough place, man.
I've been there.
It's not great, but he's talking about how like so much violence, drug wars and stuff like that.
You do.
We don't want to be like Mexico.
Hold on.
You saw me like, I saw, you saw the twitch in my eye.
I'm like, that's because we have such a demand for drugs.
God damn it.
That's the drug war for you.
We should stop it.
Look at Chicago.
The only place in this hemisphere more dangerous than Mexico city.
Not true.
Chicago.
People are fleeing Chicago and mass.
The story about that yesterday that was linked up on drugreport.com.
As two people who live in Chicago,
more people are coming to Chicago than are leaving it.
We have a net population growth.
Also, I don't know if there's a hemisphere shift within the United States.
Yeah.
Is there.
So we got, we got hemispheres, right?
So you got Mexico in one hemisphere, right?
Then you go straight up to Chicago.
That's your central hemisphere.
But then you've got Canada.
That's your northern hemisphere.
Okay.
Then you got South America.
That's your Southern hemisphere.
My man.
Then you got your China hemisphere and that's China.
Then you got Australia, which coincidentally
is also part of the South American hemisphere.
You don't understand linguistics.
Hemmy means half.
Anyway, listen, the United States is all in the same hemisphere.
It goes without saying that you don't want your national security advisor
compromised by the Russians.
In terms of murder rates.
Yes.
Chicago is eighth in the United States.
Yeah.
Eighth in the United States after St. Louis coming in at number one
with almost a double murder rate.
This is a per, this is like per 100,000 people or whatever.
It's not.
No, but yeah.
It's not total number of murders.
But that's how you would evaluate things.
Exactly.
That's how you compare things.
The number seems incredibly high and it is very, it's way too high.
Right.
Because there's two and a half million people living here.
Right.
St. Louis is at number one with 59.3.
Number two, Baltimore.
Number three, Detroit.
Number four, New Orleans.
Number five, Cleveland.
Number six, Newark.
Number seven, Memphis.
Then Chicago.
So yet another reason not to live in fucking Cleveland.
Or New Jersey.
Or New Jersey.
So hey, Alex, Chicago's our city.
How about you go fuck yourself?
Yeah.
Don't, don't shit on my city.
Yeah.
Especially come, come right with facts.
Like if you want to say that the murder rate is too high, we agree.
Yeah.
We agree.
We could have that conversation.
But if you want to say that we're the most dangerous city outside of Mexico City,
I also don't think Mexico City is the most dangerous city in Mexico.
It is by far the, it's nowhere near.
Those border towns are fucked.
Yeah.
No kidding.
Those places are so scary.
The towns with constant conflict between our law enforcement,
the multiple cartels sitting around there trying to get around it.
Tijuana, Juarez.
Also fighting each other.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
They're a disaster.
No.
There are, I mean, in Juarez, you can see the, the fucking bodies hung from,
uh, interst, like, uh, highways.
Thankfully I missed that when I was there.
Yeah.
No kidding.
It was years ago.
Jesus.
So anyway, he, he, he disparages our city and he can go fuck himself.
But then he gets back to a topic he was touching on a little bit earlier.
And he has some more thoughts about it.
So again, you're selling 500 shirts a day.
It isn't about selling the shirts.
It is.
It's a bellwether.
And then you start selling 30, 40, 50 a day after he starts going sideways.
Listen, we need.
They're also selling a Merlot.
Winter Patriots.
Because in the movie sideway, they loved Merlot.
If you don't see Trump isn't moving the ball down the field by light years.
If you don't see the enemy is absolutely crapping their drawers.
They also sell a bellwether.
If you don't see the fact that global corporate crony capitalism
is a nightmare system and the Trump's opposing it
and using that system to our advantage now, then you're not paying attention.
They also sell a sundial soap bar.
But like, do you hear that?
Like if you don't see that Trump is secretly doing great things,
then you're not paying attention.
Absolutely.
My man, I'm paying attention and I'm, I'm, I'm ready to see the truth.
And it just, your facts aren't there.
You're Alex.
That's so it's obviously his facts aren't there.
That's not what we're here to.
I mean, in all honesty, if you are, if you've listened to this podcast once,
you know, Alex Jones is constantly always lying.
He's always putting together a false narrative.
Yeah.
I think our, I think today what I'm seeing is he is not lying.
He is creating a completely alternate universe.
This none of-
But, but, but, but, but, but it's an alternate universe
that all of his lies already existed in.
No, well, well-
Because it's all that globalist narrative universe.
Yeah.
But I mean, we're talking parallel universe, like a, a Futurama style,
a flip of the coin kind of situation.
Because it's, it's direct, it's direct one to one.
This is true.
So I'm going to say the opposite.
And it's across every single thing.
Trump is being investigated.
So I'm going to say that Hillary was, it should be investigated.
Or they're blocking her investigation.
Yeah, exactly.
Even though they're blocking Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or, you know, Trump is becoming an authoritarian dictator.
So I'm going to say that the Democrats are trying to become authoritarian dictators.
And he has to usurp some of those moves in order to squelch their authoritarianism.
Exactly.
That it is, it is this whole constant thing where you are
doing your best to divorce every single listener.
You're wrong.
From reality.
You're wrong though.
I'm wrong.
I think so.
Because I don't mean to be rude.
I apologize.
But no, no, no, no, no, no, I get it.
I'm the Roger Stone today.
I might as well get a tattoo of Hillary's face on my back.
Hold on, hold on, I'll let you finish.
But like the reason that I think you're wrong is because the parallel universe theory of
what he's saying is it's fanciful in some ways.
It's he's still trying to skew people who live within this universe.
I don't know if I'm making too fine a distinction or at least in what I think.
Because like just because he's lying about what's going on doesn't mean you might be
right. There's a point.
Take that.
There's a point I want to make, but I'm not sure it.
It tracks?
It's not that it doesn't track.
It's I'm not sure how to articulate it and I'm not sure it's that much different than what
you're saying.
I don't I don't think you're you're wrong when you say he's trying to convince people who
still live in this universe.
But it is it is driving people towards it's it's it's priming people for the argument.
But don't you understand that that's what propaganda is?
No, I do. I do. But this is this is complete.
Yeah.
This is this is not we're picking on one thing and we're using it.
But honestly, that's no different than a lot of the episodes we've done.
He does that.
Yeah, that's true.
But it's he's a propagandist.
I know, but it just seems it just seems total this time.
It just seems like he is completely divorced, but that's completely divorced from the reality
we live in.
But that's because he's not bothering to put any semblance of because you know what
probably happened in that hour long conversation with Roger Stone.
This is that's going down.
We're fucked.
Might as well ramp it up to 11.
My sources tell me that we're fucked.
Something like I mean, there has to be some awareness that like you can't fire the director
of the FBI mid investigation and think nothing is going to happen.
I think there is.
Well, the reports from the White House say they were surprised by the backlash.
But they're they thought.
Yeah.
But so is Alex.
Sure.
So little smart.
He's a little smart.
So is everybody in the GOP at this point.
Every single human being who says I am a Republican and I support Republican candidates
is stupid.
I agree.
Now, does that mean everybody who says they support Democrats is smart?
Fuck no.
No, no.
Fuck no.
But it's not 100 percent.
We are not beholden to any party.
No, what my my point being with the complete and utterly different universe,
I think he's priming people for the argument to have with somebody who's not there.
Oh, yeah.
So it is always like, OK, and and this is what he's doing basically by creating this parallel
universe.
They say this.
Yeah.
So you say instead of engaging with that argument, you say, well, that's not a thing.
This is a thing.
Me and Phil and Jordan Tyler Snodgrass had a little conversation about exactly that.
Like his first time listening to Alex Jones on the show was his his sense of it was this
is teaching you to argue with people.
This is giving you lines to say, what about this?
What about right in order to divert from the main points?
I would have known that.
But I fast forward every time replacement Jordan's talk.
I would just only listen to you.
Boy, I tell you what, our numbers back that up.
Any time you're not on the show, plumb it.
I've learned my lesson.
Anyway, that's not 100 percent true.
But I just want to stroke your ego a little bit.
That's an Alex Jones fact for you right there.
Listen, every time you're not on Russian gas prices tank.
So fine, I quit the show from from this point forward through the rest of the clips we have.
There's two polls that Alex Jones is fluctuating between.
One of them is rambling insanity.
And the other is threats of violence.
And it's they don't they don't dump tail together.
Not really.
That's crazy.
There is some there's a tiny bit of overlap.
I'll tell you this.
It's mostly rambling insanity.
Okay.
This next clip that I'm going to play is about the globalists.
And it's about like the power structure, I think.
But I have specifically titled like the the the wave file that I have here.
The mp3 is titled doesn't make sense.
I listened back to that.
That could mean that you did that on purpose or it could mean you forgot what was in the clip.
You're just like, that's fine.
That applies.
I fully remember what's in it.
It doesn't make sense.
I am going to say this is this is a mic down situation.
Okay.
Because I think we need to parse this.
Oh boy.
I want to let this clip play.
And then when we get back, I really want to see if you have any idea what he said.
All right.
I'm going to take some serious notes here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like pretend you're studying for a goddamn midterm.
Trump's getting a lot done.
That's good.
That's why they hate him.
That's why I'm supporting him.
And this Comey thing is so good.
It's good.
And we have to understand that the old Republican leadership
most of them are just a bunch of country club people.
They were put into power because they're yes men.
They're a bunch of lawyers who played ball for 20, 30 years before they even get into Congress.
And you look at all those cowards for Republican and Democrat in the Senate and the House.
Now the old blue bloods that are in there, they are so scared to death of mainstream media.
They think Bill Maher is cool.
They think Stephen Colbert is really cool.
They think TV is impressive.
They, they think it's a big deal to be on the news and they're all proud to be on
CNN and Fox.
It's an embarrassment to be on those shows playing along with all that.
That's the old world, the old facade rotting decayed.
Another big wind blows by.
It's going to completely collapse.
Much of it has already fallen down.
And so they really are scared when they get home that their wife or their husband will say,
I saw you getting bashed on TV or you don't want to get called a Russian agent.
When that's the old dying facade, Trump knows it's an old dying facade.
It's the corrupt takeover of the last 50 years in this country.
It's illegitimate.
It's authoritarian.
It's anti free market and anti American fundamentally because it wants to mount our head on the wall.
It had to struggle for decades to get control.
And it doesn't like real competition.
It doesn't like strength.
It doesn't like honorable systems.
It's a ruling elite that won high tech feudalism.
So that's the clip.
I saw you scribbling.
I love.
So I mean, look, I know that it's about a big picture that's about the globalists.
But the way those thoughts connected does not make sense.
Okay.
Comey good.
Comey firing good.
Right.
Yes.
Ghost.
And there's no reason why.
No, not given.
No, has he has he like the only reason he's given so far is because he wasn't investigating Hillary.
And he's weird.
And he's weird.
He's weird.
Right.
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:05,720
So well, then never mind my question retracted.
Yes.
It has been asked and answered.
Well, because he's not on the team, basically.
I think I think if I'm I'm using some subtext to answer that question.
But yeah, we definitely want our we definitely want our law enforcement branch to be completely
an utterly subservient to the government like most good democracies.
Absolutely.
We definitely want them to treat our government as above the rule of law.
Yeah.
So that's the best way to go.
That's sort of the implied answer to your question.
Right.
So then we go to old politicians, our country club.
But but he starts by saying Republicans and then he brands them yes men and country club
people.
Yes.
But then along with the Democrats, the old the old guard in the same breath includes after
the fact the Democrats.
He was just shading on the Republicans then brings the Democrats in.
Right.
Maybe the Democrats aren't country club people, but they're the same ilk.
Right.
Blue Bloods.
Yeah.
Blue Bloods.
Sure.
They are they think being on CNN and Fox is good.
Yeah.
They think Bill Maher is cool.
Nobody thinks Bill Maher is cool.
I think Bill Maher does.
I think that's probably true about it.
That's probably true.
Maybe whoever does the programming at HBO is still living in the past.
Yeah.
When that's actually an embarrassment and old media, if there's a big gust of wind will
collapse because old media is anti free market.
See now there is where pronoun reference gets weird because he was talking about the like
the media and CNN and Bill Maher and all this.
And then he says a gust of wind will blow it over.
Right.
Then he says it again, which if you don't reframe what you're talking about the it
refers to what it most previously referred to.
Right.
Which would be the media.
It is a system that is anti American anti freedom.
Right.
He's talking about globalism at that point, I think, but he hasn't delineated.
He hasn't made clear what he's talking about.
So the rest of it, you could think he was just talking about Colbert.
Yeah.
But he's not Colbert is anti free market.
Colbert wants technological feudalism.
That's obvious.
That's obvious.
How else will the late show remain relevant?
Well, technologically, we need to be advanced because we need cable.
Right.
We do need that.
But sorry, back to your point, but that is an important part of the framework is that
he's not being clear.
He could be talking just about those old blue bloods instead who are participating in a system
that is anti free market and anti American.
Sure.
And they are afraid of being called Russian agents because their wives will make fun of them.
Sure.
They don't want to go home to their wives.
No, absolutely.
What are you doing?
They're going to be like, I heard you were called a Russian agent.
And they're going to be like, oh.
You cheated on me with Natasha.
Where is Squirtle?
Where is Moose and Squirtle?
And then and then and then that's that's basically it.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
Like, what can we glean from that though?
What is the point?
I don't I don't know.
Yeah, I think it means I think what he's trying.
I think the the overall idea he's trying to get across.
We have to use exegesis here.
Right.
Is that nobody's coming on my show?
I think that's really what he's saying right there.
They're all still going on CNN and Fox News and none of them are coming on my show.
Listen, and they need to know that the old media is dead.
It's time to come on info wars, baby.
Listen, I got Eddie Bravo coming in.
Yeah, exactly.
He'll still come in.
I got, I got Jesse James, the alleged Nazi coming in.
I got Ted Newton along with Sandra Bullock, alleged Nazi.
She doesn't come on the show though.
I got Ted Nugent.
Right.
Mike Rogestone, Mike Sernovich, Ron Paul, Psobeck.
So yeah, that clip was a real mystery to me.
And again, I didn't take that out of context.
I didn't take anything out from before or after that makes it make sense.
I have no idea what he's saying.
No, I think all of all of what he's saying is that these guys are going on those shows
I'm afraid to be challenged, whereas if they went on his show, they would absolutely not
be challenged.
Nobody would be calling them a Russian agent.
They would have nothing to fear.
And so all that's why they're cowards.
That's why they're cowards.
It's interesting because there's a high preponderance of people on his show
that do have ties to Russia.
But they would never be called Russian agents, not on his show.
Alexander Dugan has been a guest.
He is absolutely a contemporary of Putin.
He is a philosopher.
Was he called a Russian agent on Infowars?
That's a good point.
If none of these people would be called Russian agents if they went on Infowars.
Jack Posobiak, as we discussed on the last episode, has some weird ties to Russia.
Not called the Russian agent on the show.
Nope, Roger Stone.
Nope.
Roger Stone, hopefully soon to be jailed, Roger Stone.
Also Donald Trump.
Yeah, hopefully soon to be hung from the neck in the streets.
For treason, not because we started a revolution and then deposed him violently,
but because finally we recognize that treason is something that our president shouldn't be
allowed to commit.
And so the only way to keep any president from committing treason ever again
is to hang Trump in the fucking street on national TV.
I want six year olds to watch an old man die.
Because that fucker is trying to destroy the world.
I don't want him to be hung though because then that butthole that happens in his neck
might look like a prolapsed anus if he gets hung.
I want it.
I want it.
I don't want to see that.
Give me Trump's prolapsed anus neck.
But let's be clear.
What you're talking about is the fruits of treason literally in the Constitution
and in our legal codes.
Literally within our legal system because that is allowed.
But because we're doing an Alex Jones podcast and Alex Jones will not stop talking about
how everyone's calling for the death of Trump.
That's not what we're doing.
I want to be crystal clear about that.
Lest we fall into a trap of Alex Jones's rhetorical bullshit.
We are calling for the rule of law to be, I don't know, at all applied, period.
He should at least get punched in the balls for the China trade.
Oh, so many things.
Anyway, I think that you're right mostly about the media being what he's talking about a ton
in that last clip.
Yeah.
But I know that it's about the globalists, too.
Because we get to this next clip and I've titled this clip The Last Temptation of Jones.
And that's how the elites are.
You have a poetic method.
It's charming, real nice.
Come on, Alex.
We used to be like you.
We used to be Romanics.
You're not going to succeed in this crusade.
You either be a star or fail.
The public wants to tear you apart.
They're never going to care about you.
They're never going to like you.
You can't help them.
You just need to join us and hope you can influence things for the better, being part
of the actual elite.
And that's the speech you get over and over again.
Over and over again.
That's the speech you get.
Do the right thing to your family, Alex.
Just join us.
You can trust us.
We want to work with you.
So there's two more minutes of this clip left, but I want to be clear already.
I don't believe him.
No.
He's already talking shit.
There's a nonsense.
I don't understand quite what it is he thinks he means here.
I know exactly what he thinks he means.
I can answer that one for you.
He thinks or no, he doesn't think what he's saying is that the elites,
the globalists have come to him repeatedly in the past and been like,
this dumb info wars idea.
You're trying to wake people up.
That's never going to work.
These people are dumb cattle.
They're never going to go along.
They're never going to figure out our game.
We publicly put in white papers what we are going to do.
And you don't even know they don't care.
They're stupid.
Don't try and save them.
Alex, don't do it.
So they always come to him and they give him that speech and they're like,
we'll give you everything.
Just come on.
It's good for your family.
Come be a part of this.
And Alex is like, no, baby, I'm not into it.
I'm too real.
Right.
So he goes on.
He goes on even further, but that is what he's saying.
100%.
And I can say with a 99% certainty that if that conversation ever happened,
it was someone fucking with him.
It would have to be.
I'm almost certain that someone trolled him in the past.
Like remember that BuzzFeed article that I put out?
Yeah.
That Charlie Warsell wrote and I tweeted out?
Yeah.
It starts with a discussion of how he used to have a public access TV show.
And there was a guy, I can't remember the guy's name now,
but the guy, I think it might have been like Space Hitler or something like that.
This guy would just constantly call him and prank call him.
He would just fuck with his TV show.
Space Hitler.
Yeah.
And so like, I have to believe that early on we got to find him.
Oh, we got to find space.
He's still with us.
He might be in space.
Argentina.
Well, he actually, he, you know, he killed himself in an underground space bunker.
Space Argentina.
Now that was fake.
It's all bullshit.
That was fake.
Okay.
Yeah.
I read it in the white space white papers.
So I remember the boys from space Brazil.
So like there's, I believe that it's entirely possible that in his early days,
when there was sort of like his principles and his beliefs and his back stories of his own making
were coming together.
They're being, being formed.
I bet someone fucked with him and pretended that they had like deep information or something
like that.
And they pretended they were deep throat for him.
And we're like, we'll give you everything.
Just come be a part of it.
Right.
And then he,
See, I would say what, what I would see in that, what's more likely there.
Hold on.
Okay.
I want to give if that scenario is true.
Okay.
He probably agreed to it.
And then the guy was like, I'm fucking with you.
Yeah.
But he realized it was such a good narrative device.
Right.
Decided to repurpose it.
I can see that.
Yeah.
I can see that.
That's possible.
That I, that I believe.
Here's my,
The idea that rich elites have constantly tried to court them, I absolutely refuse to believe.
No, no, no, no.
I agree with you there.
Okay.
Here's, here's what I would say.
I would say it is more likely that he had some talks with Fox news or
one of those radio shows.
I believe that.
And they basic, they gave him the, the line.
Like if we put you on a national platform, you have to tone some of this shit.
Oh, sure.
Like just that simple suit.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Just like, Hey, if you start saying shit about Chabani and we get sued for it, we're
going to leave you out there on your own and we're, we're not going to allow this to happen.
So that to me is what he would interpret as that exact scenario.
That's interesting.
Cause that, that is completely reasonable.
Yeah.
That's possible.
Because he, he did, he is popular.
And anytime there's something with that kind of support structure in it,
some network will be like, well, let's give this a shot.
Let's talk to this guy.
Let's set up a meeting.
Let's see what's going on.
Fox news, especially in the early going with Fox news, whenever they were turning themselves
into the right wing propaganda network that they are, they must have been looking at him
salivating.
I mean, they gave Michael Savage a show.
Yeah, exactly.
It was a disaster.
Yeah.
So like, I, I, I agree.
I think that's possible.
And I think that's the reason why he's been with Genesis communications for so long.
Right.
Is that they are basically just a supplement and gold hawking network and they don't give a
shit.
Yeah.
So long, so long as you sell these supplements.
Fuck yeah.
And I'm sure there's a piece of it.
Say whatever you want.
I'm sure there's a piece of his contract too that is we're not responsible for whatever
you say.
Oh, of course.
You take full responsibility for this.
And if there wasn't at the beginning, oh, there sure was the last time they were.
GCN sure as shit isn't going down for the Chobani stuff.
No.
Alex and info wars are on the hook for that.
Anyway, he says a lot more about his temptations as it were.
And it's crazy.
Punk girls, the cheerleaders, the whole thing.
Even a lot of our talented people don't get the whole thing.
We could really use somebody like you.
And you're supposed to go, oh, really?
I can fly around on the private helicopters and jets.
I can, he'll be part of this whole system.
And then I could be a vampire culturally and play along with the deception and wage war
against my own species.
You know what?
No, thank you.
Very polite.
And now here we are.
More than 18 years after I refused the first buy off.
Thanks.
No, thanks.
And you could see we changed the world together and we're making it a better place.
And we're turning the corner because we believe in humanity.
We believe in justice.
We believe in prosperity.
We believe in God.
We don't believe in evil.
We don't use evil systems just because it can advance us.
Yes, you do.
Physically, monetarily, temporarily.
Yes.
Temporarily means time.
We don't use time travel.
What is he talking about?
No, no, no.
So we don't buy into those evil systems that make us stronger physically.
Like some sort of super male vitality.
We don't participate in systems that make us richer monetarily.
Like supplements we sell, like super male vitality.
For absurd markups.
We don't participate in things that advance us temporarily.
Like supplements that make you feel like time is going super fast.
Maybe he's talking about tempura.
Temporally?
Like the batter.
That's some good stuff.
Anyway, sorry.
Give me some deep fried carrots and shrimp and I'm good to go.
I cut it slightly the wrong part.
Here we go.
Use that power, the ring.
The one ring.
The rings of power is an archetype.
You use evil technology.
You use systems of deception.
The knowledge of evil.
Nine rings made for men doomed to die.
It poisons the world and poisons you.
And then you don't even recognize why you get more and more evil once you give into it.
And it's because it's a virus in your soul.
And it's slowly taking you over until one day you never wake up.
And something else is running you.
And now you've given over your psyche, your soul.
It's like a brain transplant has been put into your body and you're dead.
He's literally just golluming.
Yeah.
So insane.
Look, all right, man.
You can't.
He can't really go on that long of a tangent without somehow finding one of his touchstones
that is a pop culture thing.
Right.
Like he can't not reference a movie or a book or something like that.
The metaphor is thin in his language.
You know, the metaphor is non-existent.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I mean, we don't know these people.
These globalists who have had their lives ruined by the metaphorical rings of the world.
And you know what?
Alex may be know a bunch more than us because he has met these people and he has some thoughts
about them.
Does he have sources?
Listen, he's not going to tell you who they are.
They're Donald Trump's son, but he's not going to tell you who they are.
Yeah.
He's met some of these dudes and he wants to tell you about them.
And it also is eventually going to get into Satan.
Oh, good.
I had been around billionaires globalist sellouts the system.
And they're like scared robots.
They're just like crazed, weird, fumbling morons.
Crazed, weird, fumbling.
And then there are people
who are in the system but still have a soul and they're totally freaked out and scared.
And the systems there to intimidate them, try to take their money away, try to destroy them,
go after their families.
If they dare stick their head up.
And Hollywood's the worst model of control and all the beautiful people that go there
to be somebody.
And Hollywood didn't make them somebody.
Hollywood stole their greatness and then created a fiction around it.
No one bought your script, Alex Jones.
See, it's 5050.
No one put you in movies, Alex Jones.
It's 5050 that and he just listened to Candle and the Wind.
It's one of the two.
Goodbye, Norma Jean.
It's like, it's one kind of, why would you, okay.
All the purpose had to say was that Alex Jones was found in the nude.
So, so the obvious thing.
He's praying Bernie Toppin makes a third version about him when he dies.
Right.
Well, the obvious reason you would go after, you know, Hollywood is because that's the
touchstone that your listener base is like, they don't represent our values and I don't
like being told by Hollywood's liberal Hollywood.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You know, the, I hate being told by those liberal elite out of work actors, what to
feel and think, but then there's the added bonus.
It did also sound very personal though.
He's petty, but like there is also the added bonus of the, the perceptions of MK ultra
type stuff.
Right.
And the like all these people in Hollywood are just brain controlled and sex slaves
and shit like that.
Yeah.
We should, we should put together a list and put all of the people who might be globalist
onto that list.
Oh, I like this.
And we should, we should, I think we'll call it a purple list.
Oh, all right.
Yeah.
Sure.
We don't want to, we don't want to invite associations with the old list.
Purple list was the, you know, purple is the, uh, king, uh, color of royalty in many
cultures.
It was the most, uh, expensive dye back in the day because they're very, very complicated
color.
Yeah.
That's why we had slaves.
Indeed.
All right.
This isn't done when they could have gone out in the world and built whole new systems
like Hollywood, but they had stolen from them.
But the devil convinces you, you can sell your soul.
You can't sell your soul.
You can convince yourself, you sold your soul like the Faustian deal, but never know
you could get out of it at any time.
The devil doesn't give you any of this.
Wait, wait, I don't, I don't, I don't get what's first of all so funny.
That made total sense.
You can't, you can't sell your soul.
No.
You can make yourself think you've sold your soul.
Sure.
But the devil can't give you any of this.
So I mean, like, what, then why sell your soul?
It's almost like the devil isn't real.
It is very similar.
It's very much like that.
Alex Jones is like, he's legitimately maybe four steps away from atheism.
That's fucking off the rails.
He's two steps away from believing in crystals.
I don't think he'll ever get to atheism.
I think he will eventually be like, you know, these deep earth crystals,
it turns out if you hold one in your hand, your wishes come true.
He's not two steps away from that.
He's one sponsor away from that.
And if any crystal shop was like, hey, Alex, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Just fucking tell them that you like bees oars.
He's like, I'm in.
I don't even know if that's a crystal.
Uh, no, a bees ore is actually something that comes from the stomach.
It's like hair and all that shit.
It grows in there.
And then if it comes out whole, it heals diseases.
It's like a panacea.
It heals everything.
I meant agatite.
That is a much, you could have just stopped it agate.
But so he was like, uh, you know, he's talking about Satan and, uh, you know,
oh, this is satanic.
And then you make a deal with Satan, but you can't sell your soul.
You just pretend you sell your soul.
But hasn't he already said that all of these people have sold their souls
and they are satanic and they worship Satan.
And because of that worship, they get their power.
Right.
Bingo.
So we're so nothing, nothing, nothing is real.
Nothing is real.
But here's, here's where that sort of dovetails into Alex Jones.
Like one of the things you can trick yourself into believing you made this
Faustian bargain, but you didn't because you can never know if you did.
Right.
And you can never know if you can get back out of it.
That's all, it's not real.
But the other thing is that like legitimately this highlights for me the idea that Alex Jones
has no coherent philosophy.
He has no intrinsic set of principles in the same way that two episodes back,
we were talking about him like in his marathon.
He legitimately said Trump was the butt boy of a bunch of different people.
Yeah.
He was talking about how Trump had lost it.
And Trump was the butt boy of the military industrial complex.
Right.
He wasn't saying that as a thought experiment.
He was saying, well, Trump's gone.
That sort of thing.
Right.
Now he's back on his bullshit.
Yeah.
It's super odd that his Trump Pence 2020 shirts have not been selling as well after
he called him a butt boy.
Yeah.
Three days later, his trust in Trump has risen from the dead.
Can we get more references to Trump as a butt boy?
No, that's not our purview.
Listen Donald butt boy, Trump.
It's implied.
We don't need to go through it.
But like you understand what I'm not taking him out of context.
He said it.
It's true.
But you understand what I'm saying.
Like yes, you waivers this crazy line with Trump.
He's wavering this cut.
Like I don't even know exactly what he believes about Satan or demons or any of that stuff.
He just brings it up a lot.
Yeah.
There's no consistent through line between like what is your cosmology about demons?
What are they?
Right.
Because if he ever was nailed down on it.
Well, but he believes in literal vampires.
Well, maybe not literal vampires, spiritual vampires who have all of the same.
Well, yeah.
And he does say they drink the blood.
Because the adrenochrome.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, adrenochrome.
Yeah, which isn't a real thing.
It's Hunter S. Thompson.
Oh boy.
So yeah, he does.
He does believe all that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So I don't think here is what I would say if I was going to kind of like try and
boil down into a kind of like quintessence of what his belief system is.
Good fucking luck.
It is whatever the fuck he feels like at any given point in time.
Oh, totally.
Totally.
But then also it's guns.
You know what?
That's a conversation that we did have off air where it's like.
No, it was on air.
Oh, was it on air?
The only thing that he can't go back on is the guns.
The only thing he can't go back on is guns.
And I think that's true.
But that's why he's never nailed down on exactly what he believes about these various topics.
Like he never is specific about who globalists are.
He never actually cites documents in the way that I have told you on this episode,
the specific place where I have found a bunch of information about clean coal not being real.
You can go find that.
I have specifically told you where the document is that backs up my claim
that President Obama vetoed a sale of a company that was trying to sell microchips to China.
All of that stuff is concrete.
All Alex Jones ever says is blah, blah, blah.
The white papers.
I've read their books.
The globalist books.
Right.
Like all that stuff.
I mean, if you get nailed down to a fact, you're no longer slippery.
And I think that he could not exist in that environment.
So so here's here's a bottle to that relates to demons.
And that relates also to his position on Trump.
Right.
It's even fucked up that that is negotiable to him to some extent.
Anyway, sorry.
Go ahead.
Um, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I can't even improvise.
I just have to say blah, blah, blah, blah.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
No, God damn it.
This time for real.
Fooled again.
And I won't get fooled again.
So so my rebuttal on that is he does have through lines though.
Sure.
So he does have touchstones.
Now, if I was going to most of its bigotry, though, well, that's that's
actually just what I was thinking.
Like, you know how most of the through lines, if you take the individual details
away from it or antisemitism, distrust of minorities, anti Muslim, cultural fears,
transphobia.
Absolutely.
But then it all relates back to globalists, like which again goes back to
antisemitism, but it's, but it's an and with the globalists, there's such a
nebulous, non-existent, uh, negative force that you can describe any problem to them.
Sure.
Like, uh, your gas went up globalist.
Totally.
Gas went down.
It's because Trump is fighting the globalist.
Yep.
Like any number of different things that are negative.
It's kind of your cold, your cold job.
Yeah.
It's a genius thing on some level.
Yeah.
In, in our respect, we're, we're kind of ham, uh, we're, we're kind of locked in to
the fact that we have to fight against a real person.
I like it better.
Which is why you have to do work.
I like it better that way though, because when he says these things about, let's say,
for example, Hillary selling the uranium to the Russians, I can look at him and I can say,
no, you know, like, I know that.
I know that.
I, I can document that.
I know the, the facts of the case.
You know, it's interesting.
If, if we switched positions, I think it would be much more similar to the Alex Jones show
where I have just read like a whole bunch of shit and I don't quite have it all locked
into my brain, like linear.
Yeah.
So I just start telling you things as like, I would play an Alex Jones clip and I wouldn't
research it on, but like, yeah, I heard in the Washington post that they, that this was wrong.
And also fuck this.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
It's possible.
But then I would be the worst.
I would be the worst informed guest because I'm like, what are you talking about?
That would be an interesting one.
Yeah.
Maybe donate to the show and we'll do that.
We won't.
Please don't.
But anyway, hey, I'll tell you what, um, Alex wants to talk more about the devil.
The devil was put in there in front of that like a gatekeeper that you've got to make it
through instead of interfacing with the devil, this whole system and having your destiny stolen
from you.
I'm going to go to break.
Come back.
I'm going to start taking your phone calls and a bunch of clips to get to as well.
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That goes on for like another three minutes, but like, uh, I snuck an ad in on you.
He was talking about the devil fairly passionately.
You don't want to get your destiny stolen from you.
So what you got to do, give a hundred bucks to your local station, uh, make sure they
keep carrying us.
Give us, uh, you know, buy some super blue.
Otherwise the devil's going to get you.
Also, I looked into it.
He does have an affiliate in Chicago, but it's suburbs.
He has a suburb affiliate.
So not technically in Chicago, the actual broadcast strength of it barely reaches to
the city.
So, I mean, maybe you could get a bad version of Alex Jones on the actual radio in Chicago,
but the idea that he says that he has, I'm actually, I'm engaged in some research.
It's very difficult to do because he is not lying.
He doesn't have a list of his current affiliates.
No, of course not.
I looked into the code on the website.
That's right.
That's right.
I did.
Holy shit.
So you gotta find you a girlfriend.
Genesis communications network has a list of affiliates that broadcast the Alex Jones
show and that's something we discussed on our fourth episode.
Yes.
Uh, I looked into the code on that website because I was like, when's the last time this
has been updated?
Okay.
And I found in the code last time it was updated was 2015.
Really?
Yeah.
So that's not good.
No.
So the number is actually off.
So I think I've started to engage in a little bit of research going through the top radio
markets and trying to find out where the actual radio stations are because you can find it.
Every radio station has a website and they have their schedules on it.
Right.
Of course.
It just is kind of a complicated process of figuring out the stations in each city.
Yeah.
And it takes forever.
And so I started with Chicago and I found that the station that supposedly caters to
Chicago, the third largest radio market in the United States is based out of the suburbs and
barely gets to the city.
Right.
So that is even a lie.
Like even that is a lie, but I'm excited.
His listeners have to all be rural basically.
Rural or bourbon.
Rural.
Rural or bourbon.
Like the rural juror.
Those, uh, those suburban.
Yes.
Uh, but, uh, yeah, I, I, I, I'm excited to give you the results of that investigation as it comes.
Oh, also I started an email address, uh, that I, the only thing I've done with this email address
is I've signed up for the info wars newsletter because I want to see if they sell my information
and I start getting spam.
Right.
And something that's kind of interesting.
It's been about like three weeks since I signed up for it.
Nothing.
I've gotten nothing except from Alex Jones.
Really?
Yeah.
But the first.
So this is really just a true believer kind of mail list.
But the first thing that I got from Alex Jones
is an automated message.
Your info wars newsletter subscription and free ebook has arrived.
Free ebook.
Now this is something that he doesn't sell.
This is something you can only get if you're automatically get.
You don't know you're getting it, but if you sign up for the email list, you get it.
You know what it's called?
The keys to survival.
Okay.
All right.
I'll read you the description of it.
Okay.
You download this free PDF.
One need only take a mere glance at the day's financial and political headlines to see historic
events unfolding all around us.
True.
Regardless of political affiliation, more and more people across the globe are beginning
to question not only their own futures, but the futures of their friends and family as well.
True.
In light of these uncertain times, info wars has reached out to numerous experts in the
fields of finance, health and more to bring you the info warriors, exclusive information for
preparing for potential disaster.
He immediately sends you a doomsday prep ebook.
Yeah.
And I have you read it.
I haven't yet, but I'm certain most of it has to do with selling his food.
Like his survival food.
You think so?
Oh yeah.
I'm positive that's an ad.
Okay.
But anyway, I digress.
God, I, how cool, well, not cool.
How, uh, how ironic would it be if that was the blueprint for surviving in the coming apocalypse?
Like if you read it and you're like, this is good advice, this is good advice.
And then you start taking all of it and then you survive because of that.
And I'm sitting over here like, Alex Jones is silly.
There's no reason there, but it does feel like the world is coming to an end.
Sure. That part, the premise isn't that flawed, but the argument is again, we're back to that
like premise argument description.
Right.
Well, I mean, if you really want like stock up on survival food, that's all I'm saying.
Dude, if you want to talk about how like maybe Alex is right, I posit this next clip as evidence
that you should shut your goddamn mouth because this is like, I know that we've talked about
chimeras and what have you with their sad human eyes, the fish people.
Yes.
This is kind of weirder.
We're not in Kansas anymore.
We're in the year 2017.
The globalist technology 2050.
They already believe they have sentient AI computers.
Let's just say they're good enough to fool top engineers.
But doesn't matter if they don't have a soul or aren't conscious because they're wired into billions
of people's actions every day, and they could build algorithms to track everything you do
and predict what you're going to do before you even know it.
That is true.
The end of free will, total digital enslavement.
The de-evolution of man.
And they're getting us ready for it saying no mothers and no fathers.
No family unit.
Is that how they're doing it?
No, just take drugs and watch TV and just bliss out.
So, so first of all, no one's saying no fathers and no mothers.
The idea, because that goes back to a lot of his like trans arguments and stuff like that.
Right.
No one is saying that.
No, no one's saying that just because some people have differing identities,
it doesn't mean that mothers and fathers are bad.
There's nothing to do with that.
The only time that I've ever heard any concrete examples of that
is times when there are like people talking about divorced parents, like single parents,
the idea that implying that someone has a dad when they might not have a dad.
You have a single mom like, oh, you know, where's your dad?
That could be hurtful to somebody in as much as they have an absentee father.
Right.
Now, if you want to, if that is his argument,
there's a kernel of something we can go from there.
I guess.
But the idea of like, you know, trans identities and differing gender,
non-binary stuff as being like no mothers, no fathers, no families.
Right.
Incredibly stupid.
No.
Incredibly stupid.
Well, the thing about him is he's not wrong about the AI trying to predict what you do.
Shut up.
Now, I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why.
It's not important.
Because of the Mercer family.
That is, that is Cambridge Analytica.
That is what they're trying to do.
That is Jared Kushner.
That is Steve Bannon.
That is exactly what they're trying to do.
There's more Steve Bannon than Kushner.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It's the Mercer.
Yeah, but yeah, he, he, Bannon is deeply involved with the Mercer.
Oh, absolutely.
So, but, but yeah.
Frankly fucking everybody is deeply involved.
We shouldn't be talking about Cambridge Analytica.
We don't want any of that nonsense.
They are fucked up.
They are insane.
So, this, this clip isn't nearly done and it gets way worse.
Okay.
And your journey towards species extinction will be complete.
Very selfish move.
And the people running the planet are creating new species as fast as they can every few hours.
Guys, killing the human race.
Dick move.
A new species, a new species of virus, a new species of bacteria,
a new species of animal slash plant slash insectoid slash silicon.
It's already here.
Synthetic nanotech humanoids.
Yeah, the robot cats were back in the 60s.
The robot rats were in the 80s.
The robot roaches in the 70s.
Yon robots now boys and girls.
Why do they start with cats?
I don't know.
Why would you start with cats and then go to roaches?
Literally.
Everybody knows the progression goes.
Starts with roaches and then moves to cats.
Literally what he's talking about is that's Russian spying stuff.
Like they were trying to spy on the Russians by putting a microphone in a cat.
Right.
That's not a robot cat.
Like Ant-Man.
That's not a robot cat.
That's robot cats have been here since the 60s.
Everybody knows this.
It's not a robot.
Everybody knows it.
Wait, so they're trying to develop a new species.
No, no, no.
They are.
They've already.
No, no.
They're developing new species every hour.
New species of viruses, bacteria, animal slash plant slash insectoids.
With silicon.
With silicon.
Slash silicon.
Do you know how you're going to protect yourself against silicon?
I don't know.
Deep earth crystals.
Got to be.
It's got to be.
It's got to be that deep earth iodine.
So I don't know if you remember this, Jordan.
Do I remember it?
But about an hour ago or so in the broadcast, Alex Jones said he was going to open up the phones.
Yes, I do remember that.
He hasn't.
But now he's about to.
Okay.
Are we going to get some calls?
No, they all stink.
All the calls stink.
But he's going to open up the phones and then he sort of goes on a mini tangent.
I want to go to Robert, Beth, Ben, Adam, Harry, with all of you.
I thought that was one guy.
He doesn't.
I want to go to Robert.
Why is this broadcast so hated?
It's the same reason Trump's hated.
Because it lies.
Because we believe in human empowerment.
We believe in free market.
We believe in open societies.
He's really hitting the desk card there.
But you nailed it under your breath there.
It's because both of you lie all the time.
All the fucking time.
And in ways that are easily documentable.
Yeah.
And I don't know, I think it's incredibly frustrating because it gets to a certain
point where you hear someone lie enough without consequences and you start to realize
that the things that they're saying aren't really supposed to be believed.
It doesn't matter if you believe it.
It's just the act of saying it that's important.
And that's really fucked up.
I think the main.
I'm talking about Alex and Trump right now.
No, no, no.
Here's what I would say.
Because this is a conversation that I had with a family member.
When we were talking about, I think it was climate change where they're like,
how do you know that's true?
And I was like, well, because there's all this research peer reviewed 97% of scientists agree.
Tons of experiments that are repeatable.
How do you know they're not lying to you?
Well, because that's how we establish objective fact.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because the experiments are repeatable.
Well, not just that.
Like, how do I know?
Because, hey, what if there's a giant conspiracy?
What if there's a giant conspiracy trying to do that, right?
To be fair, you play that game with me sometimes.
No, I do.
But here's how I know.
Because my fucking phone works.
That's it.
How do you know they're not lying to you?
Because every time you make a fucking phone call,
the call is routed to a satellite.
The satellite has to account for the fact that it's traveling at a different speed than you are.
So that means that because of that time dilation,
we know for a fact that he does equal MC squared.
We know the theory of relativity is true because it has to account for that.
Otherwise it won't work.
You're, you're the clock on your phone because it is right means that Einstein was right.
So whether or not you want to pull this research bullshit,
here's how you know things are true.
Jordan.
Because they work.
Because they work.
They function.
There's a demon in your phone and it's tricking you.
If you, if you don't believe in climate change,
then get rid of your phone because then,
because it doesn't work for you.
I have really bad news.
The same math.
The same math.
You know how, Dan, you know how you've never been walking around and been like,
oh shit, who turned the math off?
I was trying to tip 20% and all I just kept writing was 404 not found.
To be fair, that has happened when I've been drunk.
When I'm in the bar, fair enough, fair enough.
All right.
Someone did turn the math off the other night when we were out at the whip.
That's true.
I might have over tipped.
We crazy.
That's entirely possible.
But be that as it may.
Oh, this is the bad news.
I cut this out entirely, but about 35 minutes of the show,
Alex interviews a climate denier.
God fucking damn it, Dan.
Yeah.
Apparently, uh, Al Gore, what?
Andy Baxter's climate deniers.
What else do you want me to be angry about, Dan?
That's why I cut it out.
What do you hate me for?
That's why I cut it out.
I don't want you just blowing a gasket.
But they apparently, uh, Al Gore has a new documentary out,
a sequel to, uh, inconvenient truth.
Right.
And Alex is furious about it and he interviews a climate denier.
Of course.
Alex is furious about it.
And it's really not worth breaking down,
but cause it's especially cause it's outside of this narrative.
It's outside of the Comey stuff.
Right.
It's outside of this rambling globalist.
Why would you pick now to, other than again,
other than those bright shiny keys over here?
Look at these keys.
Look at these keys over here.
I'm jangling these keys.
Don't pay attention to our corrupt, uh, felony committing president.
It's exactly the same reason that on the day of the shooting in Charleston,
we may never cover this episode.
I'm not entirely sure, but I just listened to it.
The day of that shooting.
Alex Jones spent, I would say an hour of the show,
interviewing a lady who kept goats in her house.
And the city council said, ma'am, you cannot keep goats in your house.
He interviewed her for an hour.
This is a state's rights issue.
Well, no.
I can keep guns and goats in my house and I don't need a background check.
Her argument was that because of a genetic issue,
she had to have a mastectomy when she was very young
and she couldn't make breast milk and she didn't trust a formula.
So she needed goats in order to make the milk because buying goat milk,
uh, I don't trust the sources that they come from.
All right.
It's all nonsense.
I'm on, I'm on climate change aside.
So she, I have, I have no, I'm on climate change aside.
I want the earth to wipe us out.
Keep in mind that this is the day, uh, uh, that, uh,
that guy went into a black church and shot a bunch of people.
I don't know why you would need to cover that.
Also keep in mind it's the day after I forgot about this confluence of events.
That's the day after Trump announced his candidacy.
Jesus fucking Christ.
So those two things happened within that 24 hours
and Alex spends his entire show talking to goat lady
who has a website.
I'm pro goat.com so you, you ask, Jordan, Jordan, you ask,
why is he spending this time on his show?
The day, the day that Comey is fired the day after that.
Why is he spending an hour of it rambling about globalists
and saying, I've been tempted.
They make offers that has nothing to do with
Comey being fired or the Russia investigation.
You don't have any facts.
Right.
And then he gets into the, and I'll be honest,
the interview with the climate denier,
if you take the climate denial out of it,
was a spirited interview.
The guy was kind of fun.
I, he's wrong about everything, right?
But he has a decent personality.
Well, that's, that's more than can be said for so many other people that
everyone except Rappaport.
Yeah.
Hashtag Rappaport still lives.
If you're still listening, shout out to everybody
who has tweeted that at us way more than I expected.
So we, we got one more clip from the Rappaport to the Rappafloor.
By the way, our sign off is no longer where policy wonks.
What is it?
No, it's Rappaport still lives.
There's no doubt about it.
Done.
Fuck that noise.
All right.
Done with this.
We're, we're done with policy wonks.
Yeah.
Now, since all of our listeners now who donate our policy wonks,
that can't be how we signed off.
We have to sign off with Rappaport still lives.
We have to raise our glasses.
It's ceremonious fashion.
Rappaport still lives.
And then we, uh, waterfall our wine.
That's a really bad idea.
Our episode whenever, uh, Rappaport dies is going to be about climate change.
We're not going to cover it all.
Let me be honest.
If, and I'm saying it if, not when.
If.
If Rappaport does die.
If?
Yeah.
If.
Oh, that's right.
We have perhaps established that he is Gandalf and will.
Or might be a vampire.
Or might be a vampire.
I've never seen him in a mirror.
Nope.
Anyway, if he dies.
Or he might be a Dorian gray type thing.
And that's what the picture is.
If he is, he is the picture.
That's true.
That's true.
Imagine what the picture.
I can't tell if the picture is a young version of him.
I don't know.
Uh, but it's the young version he trapped with a magic spell.
Which is counterintuitive.
No, it's a bad idea.
If he dies.
Yes.
I will be fucking furious if I'm not asked to give a speech.
If I'm not invited to the memorial.
There is nobody in the United goddamn States of America outside of Alex Jones
that cares about him in the same way that I do.
Now I hate him.
Right.
Right.
I think he's wrong about everything.
Right.
Right.
But I want to hug him.
If he dies.
I think it's just because we both have cross eyes.
That picture is not kept there as a perfect shrine
to what Rappaport means to all of us.
That's the greatest conflict of my life is like,
is it tribute to him hanging up that picture finally once he's gone?
Or spear tackling anybody who tries to put it up like,
like on constant vigil.
The rest of my life is standing at a three point stance.
Just like, I dare you.
Like the two of the unknown soldiers.
There should always be an eternal flame right now.
The flame of the Vestal Virgins.
Yeah.
So fuck all this noise.
Rappaport will die and I won't speak at his funeral.
Never.
But we have one more clip and this one is where like,
I know we, we didn't make this clear,
but we drank a bottle of wine called irony.
Yes.
It's, it's a irony vineyards.
Right.
And it's only appropriate because this is kind of an ironic episode.
Pretty much.
Alex Jones in his attempts to tar and feather Comey
and make light of the Russia investigation is really showing
his cards that he has no facts on his side.
He only has insinuations, lies, fake stories on his side.
He has nothing to back him up.
And not only that.
He's ironically, he's failing in his defense.
Right.
Well, and by, by his denials,
he is actually directly pointing to why they're being investigated.
Exactly.
You know, they should be.
That's the irony.
They should be investigate investigating Hillary for this.
Instead, they're investigating Trump for the same thing.
Or way worse.
Or way worse.
Yeah.
So it's always like, here is what they should be doing.
And it's the same thing they should be doing here.
It's never, it's always a complete parallel.
It's never like, also I love the fact,
I love the fact that there are no new boogeymen for them.
There's only Soros.
There's only, there's only Hillary.
Like that's their, that's their constant fight.
Well, yeah.
But that's, that's what Hillary is a tool of Soros.
So their, their fight, their constant fight is distracting from the fact that they can
actually get anything accomplished really, you know, other than turning this into an
authoritarian government that has no respect for the rule of law.
And that is constantly trying to flout it at every possible example is directly
compromised by a Russian agents is absolutely cowardly and incapable of protecting our fucking
goddamn country from the fact that all of this shit is destroying democracy in America,
all because they just want to get fucking tax cuts.
This is all for tax cuts.
But not the entire GOP, but not willing to destroy democracy so we can get a 20% lower
marginal tax cut.
You're talking about the real world.
That's not Alex.
Oh, right.
Alex doesn't care about that that much.
That's true.
His motivations are his insanity.
Right.
That's what's crazy about it.
Like I understand.
I need to, I need to leave the real world at the door.
I understand the like the tax cut motivation way more than I understand Alex's globalist
narrative.
That's true.
I've been studying and trying to pay attention to Alex's globalist narrative and
as best I can tell it's baloney, but let's get back to the center.
The irony is what we've, that's right.
That's what we were talking about.
Irony is what we've already laid out, but I want to introduce a further irony.
Okay.
And this clip, Alex Jones loses it a little bit and expresses overt racism, overt hatred,
and really shows that they've got nothing.
His side has nothing.
This is what they have right here.
This is it.
This is it.
This clip is it.
I've had my cruise in Ferguson and in Austin and in Dallas and in New York and LA and in
Yeah.
If Ferguson is your first city, we're fucked.
Well, but there's a reason.
Hold on.
Bakersfield is just everywhere and they're just there going
Oink, oink, bang, bang, you know, how many cops five is good?
No, six is better.
Seven is better.
And bang, bang, kill the cops and buses of offloaded college students, a bunch of white
ones getting off sand, debt the halls of dead cops.
So the, the, all the stories that have come out about bussing in protesters and stuff
like that have all been debunked.
All of the, all of the instances of that, uh, in terms of paid protesters and dumb white
people getting off buses and stuff like that are all, are all spurious.
But then he refuses to engage with the idea that the reason that these black life matters,
black lives matter groups, uh, and even the further black nationalist groups that are a
little bit further, uh, on that side, even black lives matter.
Sure.
5% nation.
Those people, uh, who are really mad and I include white people such as myself and you, uh, I
would definitely assume in this, the reason that they're mad, I'd never get angry.
The reason that they're mad at cops about these sorts of things is that cops keep killing
black people specifically with no repercussions.
They kill white people as well.
That it absolutely is true, but it seems, uh, definitely if you look at the statistics,
they kill disproportionate, uh, and never get punished for it.
So when black groups such as black lives matter and nationalistic black groups, uh, talk about
killing cops, it's not so much.
They just want to kill cops.
It's a expression of frustration that they see members of their community get choked out
on the street for selling loose cigarettes and no one cares.
Totally an utterly justifiable oppression.
Yeah.
And it's a total, uh,
Or frustration with.
No, it's a justified response to it.
Yeah.
It's a justified response to it.
And they aren't killing cops.
They are saying, fuck these cops.
We want like, here's, here's no one wants to kill cops.
Here's the thing that drives me insane.
Do you know what they want?
Not to be killed by cops.
Justice.
Sure.
That's it.
Sure.
If you, because here's the, here's the real deal.
If you just prosecuted these cops and made sure, because isn't that the whole point of all of
these punishments?
The whole point is to act as a deterrent.
Yeah.
So if you see justice being applied equally, then you can say this is a deterrent to future cops
killing black people.
Much like you're hanging a president.
Exactly.
Is a deterrent to future presidents.
It is not, it is, it is a punishment, but it is really just don't do this because there is going
to be a punishment.
Well, and I would say further, it's a reason to, it reinforces the reason you have rules.
Right.
Because if there are rules and certain classes of people aren't beholden to those rules, those
aren't rules.
It's an injustice society, which is, yeah.
And there's nothing really, like I understand.
Look, I'll be, I'll be totally fair to cops.
Sometimes a cop makes a bad kill that is justifiable.
This does happen.
You know, you're on a bust or something like that.
Someone jumps out in front of you.
You kill somebody.
It happens.
And the reason that people are mad at the police about these things are not those instances.
No.
They are youths, unarmed youths that are killed.
Children.
Sure.
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I was trying to soften it.
No.
Yeah.
Cleveland.
Yeah.
There are children.
There are unarmed.
Children.
Men.
There are unarmed women.
There was that instance.
Michael, Michael Brown.
I can't, I can't even remember the guy's name because there's too many of them that was killed in
his car with his girlfriend while she was videotaping it.
So many.
It's, it's, it's come to a boiling point where it's.
Think about this.
If think about this.
If people weren't pissed off and saying, fuck the police, right, it would be insane.
Think about how angry we are right now at Trump flouting the rule of law.
Now imagine every single member of your family for the entire existence of your family as far
back as you can remember them being in America being subject to that same level of injustice
and worse.
Yeah.
And look at how angry we are now.
And this is really the first time in my life where I've had to look at the government and say
these people are affecting me personally and destroying me as opposed to my entire life.
Well, that's the.
Having a target printed on my back.
Let's be fucking honest.
Even for you now, it's still hypothetical.
Oh, they're taking my, I mean, they're, they're trying to take my health insurance away.
They're trying to destroy everything to come.
Yeah, that's true.
It's still not really affecting you.
No, and I'm not, I'm not being detained at the border.
I am not being detained at the airport.
I am not being grabbed from your kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
None of these things are happening.
Nobody's raiding my house and I am furious.
Yeah.
And all of this is happening to other people.
Alex Jones's inability to deal with the abstract and to deal with the reality of the world is
really embarrassing.
Like the idea that he is just, uh, yeah, is just cut and dry, making it like these people
walking around, they want to kill cops, liberals, blah, blah, blah.
It's, it's, it's, I don't know how to put it exactly, but I would say it's an embarrassing
lack of nuance.
It's, it, if it's racist, it is.
It absolutely is racist.
It's a complete lack of empathy for other human beings.
Oh, totally.
Let's get back to this clip.
Okay.
This clip.
Oh, we're in the middle of the clip.
I forgot.
This clip is, it gets way worse.
And again, I don't like worship cops, but there was just any group.
Let's kill firefighters.
Let's kill teachers.
It's like, what?
I mean, I have to tell you, when I see people organizing, saying randomly kill people.
Fucking kill students.
Let's let people.
I start thinking about that's an armed force against me.
I start fucking thing.
You know, as a man, I start, we'll start turning like that's an enemy.
And then they sit there running their mouths.
How they want to kill patriots all day long.
These people don't think we're not.
We actually build businesses.
We actually hire people.
We actually worked 17, 18 hours a day.
We actually built this country.
And all you slept on wins and communes and dumbasses,
think you're going to keep running your mouth forever.
You piece of fucking shit.
That's so dog whistly.
You piece of goddamn fucking garbage.
You don't, I mean, it's, it's impossible to hear that and not hear like white supremacy.
Yeah.
Essentially.
No, well, and the he couches it behind patriots.
No, the earlier thing where he says this country where he says no, no, no.
In the earlier clip that we, we got off on a tangent about where he says,
they're busing in white people.
Yeah.
He specifically points that out, which is they're busing in traders to the race.
Absolutely.
That's exactly what he means.
That's exactly what he means by saying they're busing in white people.
I meant to get back to that.
I'm so glad you picked up on that.
Absolutely.
And I am, this is the eternal battle with Alex Jones is like, I know he feels that,
but I don't know how aware he is that he feels that because you wouldn't say those things
if you didn't feel them.
Right.
You know, it's, it's in him.
That is what he's expressing, but it's not clear to me that he is like consciously being like,
they're trader to the race.
I'm going to scapegoat them.
Right.
I don't know if that's the case.
Well, that's the, see the problem there is that that's,
it doesn't matter.
That's a basic Fox news dog whistle though.
Oh, sure.
That idea of their busing in white people is something that they're putting out visually,
if not explicitly.
But I think, I think they're smarter about it.
They don't call out the white part of it because I think, I think maybe their segment
producers would be like, uh, guys, guys.
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Well, at least they try not to.
Well, Alex is, Alex is not behold to sponsors.
But if you, if you go to Fox news, you can definitely find plenty of racist dog whistling.
No doubt.
No doubt.
No, no end to it.
But not to the similar extent.
No.
But yeah, that is, that is, that is totally true.
Well, and, and, and it, it wouldn't track without the rest of that the, the idea that like
we patriots built this country.
Right.
And you said it over it.
You're totally right.
Slay has built this country.
Slaves fucking built this country.
Built basically everything.
Look, I'm pro reparations.
Sure.
100%.
I don't know what it looks like, but yeah, agreed.
Give, give black people all the money.
I'm sure.
And then let's go from there.
All right.
That's my advice.
I think we need some more new ones to that.
With interest.
I'm going to tentatively sign off on that.
What's, what's our, what's our national budget?
Like two, some trillion dollars.
I don't know.
Give it all to them.
Fine.
Listen.
No.
So, so here's, here's my.
I don't like that my like sort of way to transition is just
saying, listen, because sometimes I don't have something to
say after that.
Here's, here's what I will.
Uh, shit.
No, here's what I'll say as a, as a road comic.
And this is something that I find after shows all the time is
that old white dudes will come out to me after the show and
be like, Hey, you were really funny.
Let me tell you a joke.
And then they'll tell me this racist joke.
A street joke.
Because they think it's a team.
Yeah.
They think the white race is a team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't think out, they don't think explicitly that they're
being racist.
Yeah, yeah.
They just assume.
They just like, just without even without consciously
thinking about it.
They're just like, Oh, you're white.
You're on my team.
I wouldn't say this to my black friend, but it's okay to
say it to you because we're on the same side.
Yep.
And that's, that's to me what that kind of dog whistly racism
is.
He doesn't even think about it.
It's just, it's just there.
It's just there.
It's just assumed.
Laughing for the wrong reasons is what kills so many of my jokes.
Yeah.
If you, if you can, and you can hear it too.
Like when you tell a joke that you, you know, is meant to
lampoon and is it meant to make people feel bad for actually
believing this?
And you get those, that type of laugh in the wrong way.
You're like, Oh, nope.
I'm part of the problem now.
Jordan, we got to get to business.
Let's get to this business.
We're way too far into this.
Okay.
So the rest of this clip is, I mean, I have to say it's even
worse.
You keep running your mouth.
You're going to run it right into 16 under and that didn't
talk.
You see what we've done politically.
You sit here and push it much longer.
Oh, the physical action is not going to come from me.
It's going to come from your actions and you're going to get
knocked upside your head.
The betas always need that, don't they?
They always take alphas being restrained as weakness until you
find out and then you wish you hadn't got kicked upside the
head by a horse.
The sad part about this is there's no pleasure in killing
you.
There's no pleasure in running you over.
There's no pleasure in defeating you because you're
stung.
What the fuck?
Just get out of the way.
God's fucking name is happening right now.
Keep enjoying the civilization that the Patriots built and
stop bitching.
But I know you want that right of passage.
You want to piss on your betas.
You have criminal energy.
I know.
And so just keep pushing.
Keep pushing because once
you pass the demarcation line, once you've gone past the
point of return, once you've hit the event horizon,
just remember you asked for it.
Because you start a war, it's one that we will finish.
Make no mistake, dumbasses.
All right, let's go ahead and talk to Adam in New York.
You're on the air.
Yay, Adam in New York.
I hope you had a great phone call.
That is terrifying.
It's impotent, but it's terrifying.
I took my headphones off.
You did.
You had a moment there.
I can't breathe.
Yeah, I mean, I really can't.
But can I take a step back and allow you to breathe?
Please.
That's a desperate man.
Like, yeah, that's nothing.
He's so...
That's an empty, worthless threat.
No, I know.
And him acting like that, I mean, first of all,
it embodies tons and tons of racism.
But at the same time...
And toxic masculinity.
Totally.
But at the same time, it goes back to the beginning.
He's shook.
Yeah.
He would not be saying these sorts of things
if it wasn't coming from a place of intense fear.
Yeah.
He knows...
He's a cornered rat.
Yeah.
That's what he is.
The lawsuit stuff is catching up to him
and he's realizing this firing of Comey
is going to backfire real hard.
Stone is going down.
His allies are going down.
Flynn is going down.
Steve Pachanic might be fine, but, you know,
like, his whole thing is done.
Absolutely.
To the point where I started this morning, Tuesday...
Wednesday?
It's Wednesday.
I started Wednesday really in a terrible mood
about the firing of Comey and what it could portent.
At 10 a.m. when every GOP congressman finally was like,
I support this decision.
It was the most depressing.
It was like waking up and somebody saying,
oh, by the way, democracy is over.
I'm still worried about that a great deal.
Don't get me wrong.
But hearing this episode made me feel a lot better
because I don't think that this exudes confidence.
I don't think...
No, this is pure fear.
You're right.
You're right.
And to me, when your enemy is pathetically spouting nonsense,
lies, hatred, and fear, and not at all gloating about the idea
that one of his enemies has gone down, really,
that was not most of the show.
I don't think he did any gloating other than saying...
Other than saying that he's weird.
Yeah, other than saying Comey is weird and it's good that he got fired.
And he was compromised by globalists and what have you.
Yeah, not a ton.
But even that wasn't globling.
That was rationalizing.
You just said globling.
Wow, did I say that?
You did.
Jesus Christ.
He's rubbing off.
Now I'm...
But to me, when I listened to this, I...
It was important to have gloating and globalizing.
I felt a lot better, though, because I was just like,
All right, it's going to be shitty, but he knows something that we don't know.
And I think that thing that he knows is that a lot of his allies are in big trouble.
So we'll see.
We'll see.
And if that is the case, it's kind of unfortunate because this show might be in trouble.
Well, here's the thing, though.
We have backlogs.
Alex goes down.
We start to explore the periods of his life.
Well, not just that, but the rats leave the ship.
Like, you're absolutely right.
They're going to rebel media.
They're going to all of these different places.
But we don't have to immediately start covering them.
We can just go back to, like, okay.
To the good old days.
So when we put this out, it's going to be May 11th.
We could go back to May 11th, 2013, and do this show every day,
pretending we're four years in the past.
We could just do that.
Let's retreat inside our own false reality.
Sure.
I'm forward.
I'm for that.
I'm not against it.
So listen, if I could, again, I just did that.
Listen, listen, listen, people.
If I had to submit, I would say Alex Jones is incredibly afraid right now.
And it's very sad.
He's lashing out a good deal.
Some of it's pretty funny.
I'm sad that he feels like he needs to support Trump to get his t-shirt sales up.
I would say raise the margin on those shirts a tiny bit.
If you're charging 60 bucks for a bottle of some of your pills,
why not charge eight bucks for the shirt?
If you're charging 4.95, at least charge seven, right?
You're going to get more out of your profit margin.
Like you're just selling them at cost.
You can't do that.
In for a penny, in for a pound with your dumb ass listeners.
Exactly.
If they're paying five, they're paying 10.
Exactly.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Just as a businessman, what are you fucking doing?
Which he's supposedly a fairly good businessman or at least no, not just that.
He is a good businessman since he's turned his lies and bullshit variety hour into a media borderline empire.
I think the odds are that someone behind the scenes.
You think so?
Yeah.
But anyway, because he did it for 24 years before that.
That's true.
Without doing that.
That's true.
But anyway, guys, this has been super fun.
I know everything's scary right now, but please take some soulless and knowing that Alex is more afraid than you are.
Just like the Trump Pence 2020 shirts are a bellwether to whether or not his listeners are willing to publicly support Trump.
The fact that Alex Jones is this afraid is a bellwether for this kind of alt-rights backlash that is going to happen.
It's coming.
Like we are going to see a significant, it's Newtonian for every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction.
And I want to say this, because we don't know classified information, we can't be fully certain of a lot of the realities.
Roger Stone does not have to have access to confidential information to know what he has done, right?
You would hope.
So he doesn't have to have sources to know the fucking transgressions he's made.
Right.
He could be expressing some of that to Alex and that might be an explanation for some of his fear.
Yeah.
Anyway.
If you would like to follow us on Twitter, it is at knowledge.
That's aggressive.
Underscore fight.
Yes.
And if you're Jack Pasobiec, please send me a DM.
Okay.
Why not?
Why?
Okay, fair enough.
I want a DM.
You're Cernovich.
Send me a DM too.
Or Jerome Corsi.
I'll take one from you.
I'll tell you what.
Now listen.
Rob do.
No.
But.
No.
I will say this.
Rob do, do not fly to my DM.
To the other guys?
Jakari Jackson.
Send me a DM.
Oh, Jakari Jackson send us an email.
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Knowledgefight.gmail.com.
Yeah, sure.
We want to get into it.
Or you can check out our website, knowledgefight.com.
What I will say though is, fuck everybody else.
I want Rob do to go on iTunes, look up Knowledge Fight,
and subscribe to our podcast.
And give us a one-star review.
Oh, please do.
Finally get a non-five-star review.
Suck it, world.
Yeah.
And if you want to donate to the show, you can.
We got a link up there.
If you want us to time travel to the past
and discuss the specific date.
And Alex Jones has passed $10 a month.
We will do it.
We got a bad one coming up.
Oh, no.
Real bad one coming up.
So our wonderful, supportive policy wonk listeners.
This one was suggested by my best friend.
Are doing exactly what I predicted they would do.
And they're trying to torture you.
Well, here's the deal.
I'll tell you off here.
Anyway, guys, this has been a lot of fun.
Listen.
This has been a lot of fun.
Guys, we can't thank you enough for listening.
It means the world to us.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
We're going to do it.
It means the world to us.
Yeah.
Share, put us in message boards.
If you listen to other podcasts,
recommend people who listen to those podcasts too.
Spout it.
Spout the bullshit.
Tell your friends, let's fucking do this.
We're in a knowledge fight, people.
Oh, that sounds very close.
Actually, Alex Jones is like, we're in an information war.
I can't use the exact same words, but he's right.
We are in an information war.
That is true.
We have given some information here
that counters his information.
This is a knowledge fight.
So please send it.
Send it out there.
Absolutely.
Spread this.
I'm sick of seeing all of these Fox News lies
just spread with no, no backlash.
I'm more sick of seeing people tweeting shit about Alex Jones
that is not fully covering him.
That makes me more mad.
That's true.
When I see someone tweet and Alex Jones link
and has like 600 retweets, I'm like, we covered this.
It's already done.
If people just got on board, we know what he's up to.
Right.
Now granted, how fucking annoying is it
to get through fucking three hours of us talking?
Hey, we're entertaining.
Give us some credit.
But it's still three hours.
It is still three hours.
Anyway, guys, the big point of this is,
Rappaport still lives.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.