Knowledge Fight - #478: September 4, 2020

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the end of the last week on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, the gents get a showcase of dumb callers, and Alex suggesting that his audience could be "pawn s...acrifices" in the battle against his enemies.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight, Dan and George knowledge fight, need money, Andy and Kansas, stop it, Andy and Kansas, just time to pray, Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding me. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm George. We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are Dan. Jordan. Jordan. Quick question for you. What's your right spot today? Oh, this is very, I was not prepared for this question. You were prepared for this question? You know how to come out of left field with the question? I feel like this one should have been prepared for it.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Look, we've done this question in the past. I'm sure I do not like this kind of gotcha journalism. Damn it. We're going back to the days when I used to try and think up questions. So my bright spot is I don't like to generally buy video games as soon as they come out because usually I think they're overpriced on release and typically you can have the exact same experience playing a game two years later and save money. Like it's generally, I'm very late to the party almost all the time. Reasonable shopping. However, I made an exception because I had to get Tony Hawk one and two remastered the second that it came out. Of course. I played the shit out of those games when they first came out. I was just the right age. I was unable to skate because I have
Starting point is 00:02:07 terrible balance and I'm afraid of falling. Of course. Of course. So I could never be a skateboarder, but skateboarding was so cool. It's very cool. Just the fluidity of the controls is just so enjoyable. It's a really fun structure of a game. Like I've never had any pretense that I was cool because I still like it when you're sober now. I mean, I don't want to get high anymore, but yes, it's still so fun. Still good. Yeah. And man, it really, you know, it's kind of limited in terms of like because Tony Hawk one and two are really like simple N64 games, levels were small. It's pretty self-contained with just challenges in them. So like the game, the last time I played a Tony Hawk game, the levels were enormous. Of course. And sprawling. And teach you a lesson
Starting point is 00:02:52 about asking for what you think you want. Yeah. And so now it's like going back to that. It's like, oh my God, these are tiny little levels, but it's very satisfying. And like they really did a good job of rendering these areas that I have such visceral memories of skating around in. It's just great. And then you totally understand how I feel with Final Fantasy 7 remake with the scenery, just the scenery itself being like, look at me in this environment. I think it's a little more like probably visceral and extreme for you, but there's a bit of it for fair, fair, fair, fair. But the thing that really is maybe the parallel is that when I was 17, 18, Tony Hawk two was out and there's a challenge in it that you have to hit every gap in the game. Sure. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:03:39 well, I mean, if you know if that's the challenge, I'm up for it. I'm going to get it. And so I did. It took forever. Of course it did. Super hard, super annoying. I got all of them. And as I started playing this game, the new one, the remaster version, I noticed that they have a gap checklist. Oh, no. And that makes me think that maybe there is something you get for getting all the gaps. So I may be trying to do that again. Oh, God, do you have a deal? I can't believe you're going to try and 100% it. I might. I might. You know, you got 100% something. But I really, I really do like the the ability to just skate around. It's kind of mindless gameplay. I enjoy that. It's meditative in a small way. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:25 So that's my bright spot. It's lovely. How about you? My bright spot, Dan, is that Djokovic is out of the US open. It would not be a bright spot because this is one of the weirdest things that has ever happened in tennis in ever today while playing the game, the world's number one player, perhaps the best tennis player of all time, or at least maybe the most perfectly constructed. Tell that to Agassiz accidentally hit a ball that hit one of the line judges in the throat. Whoa. Yeah. So he's disqualified. Right. So he played one set and then he accidentally hit the line judge and they were like, we can't allow you to do this anymore. So he's out of the US open. That's a weird. Wild. It's wild. It's a rule. It's totally a rule. You can't accidentally
Starting point is 00:05:09 hit or you can't like line judge with a ball. Of course, that's an accident. But the you can't allow any kind of like mitigating. Oh, like, well, this is an accident and this isn't an accident. I guess then you could fake it. No tolerance. Exactly. That's weird. Or you could argue on your behalf and that kind of stuff. That's really strange. Is the guy's throat okay? She is doing just fine. Okay, that's good. It was pretty fast. Oh, you can hit it 130 miles an hour. Yeah, that could do some real damage to somebody with a throat. Yeah. Well, that's good. But that means Dan, for the first time in like 10 years, somebody under the age of 25 is probably going to win a major. Whoa. It has been 10 years. I can see your excitement here and I'm very excited.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I apologize that I don't share it, but it's fine. It's basically the same thing as my excitement when you came in. I showed you my flowers. Of course. No, I appreciate your flowers. I'm also excited about your flowers. These cucumber flowers are I just pollinated them today. I'm just more capable of a Boolean's perhaps. Yes, that could be it. That's that's what it is. That's a good way to put it. That doesn't make me sound like a robot or something. I'm incapable of a Boolean's. So I said, I'm just more sure. So Jordan, today we got an interesting episode to go over. We are talking about September 4th, 2020. I'm Dan. This is 2020. God damn it. Going over Friday's episode and I wanted to do this partially because Thursday's episode or our Friday episode last week
Starting point is 00:06:33 was such a disgraceful. I need money. Oh, that was bad. I was wondering if we could get more context clues about stuff or like see where his head's at on the next day. So I decided to check in on that and let's see. We'll see. We'll see what happens. Oh, man. So we will see how Alex ends the week. But before we do that, we can take a moment to say thank you to the folks who signed up for our sporting show. That's a great idea. So first, thank you so much, Andrew B. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you. Next, Tonsti. Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Tonsti. Thank you. Next, Jon M. Thank you much and you are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Thanks, Jon. Thank you. Next Jonathan S. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks, Jonathan. Thank you. Next, Samantha Bee but not the one from the Daily Show, Samantha Bee. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much, Samantha. Next, Jamie W. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Jamie. Thank you, next, Thomas M. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much, Thomas. Thank you. And Matthew C. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Matthew. Thank you. If you're out there listening, you're thinking, hey, I enjoy this show. I'd like to support these Jans, too. You can do that by going to our website, KnowledgeFight.com. Click the button to support the show or you could. You could absolutely take that generosity, bounce it a few times, much like a tennis ball, toss it up into the air, hit a nice serve directly into your local charity or bail fund. Throat. And that is, try to avoid the throat. Accidentally. Try to avoid the throat. Avoid the throat. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Right at the charity's throat. I'll teach them. Tell people if you're in need. Yes, that would be great. So before we get to the actual episode, Jordan, are you taking a little look at the mailbag? Yep. I got to say, this is a confusing look into the mailbag. Okay. Not first, not so confusing. I'd like to thank Dan, another Dan. He's signed this note. As you have mentioned. Sent some soaps. Some cool soaps. Yes. Runs an eBay shop called Alchemic Ablutions. I believe it's an Etsy shop.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Etsy. Yes. What did I say? eBay. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I just saw the E. No, no, no. I understand. My mind went... No one's going to be unhappy. An Etsy shop. The Alchemic Ablutions. It's a great smell and soap. One of them has got a rubber ducky in it. It's great. I'm very excited to eventually get that rubber ducky out of the soap so I can play with it in the tub. Yeah, yeah. Very cool. And I appreciate that, Dan. Thank you very much. And now to the confusing thing that's in this mailbag. Okay. They opened up a box. And there was a real duck in it, and they were like showered.
Starting point is 00:09:15 That would be great. That would be great. I would love that. I don't know if you would love that. Maybe for a day. Could be. If I could have a duck for a day. Ooh, new business. Like hanging out with Amelie. A day would be great. Any longer than that, you're like, fuck off, Amelie. Maybe. Yeah. So I open up this box. Sure. Inside, there's a bag. And it's a bag of potatoes. And I'm thinking to myself, I don't know what the fuck's going on here. Why is there a bag of potatoes in this box? So I look a little bit further into this.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I open up the bag of potatoes. They're actually potatoes. Yes, they are potatoes. Yes. And you know what else? There's a bag inside the bag of a white powder. Oh, yes, I know. And I was like, holy shit, is someone accidentally sending cocaine and potatoes? No, no, they are not accidentally sending cocaine and potatoes. That's what I thought. That's anthrax. Because I had no idea what was going on. This is super bizarre. I'm like, there is a giant unmarked bag of white powder inside this mysterious bag of potatoes that someone sent to us. What the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 00:10:20 It turns out it's salt potatoes, which is something that I'm unaware of. Apparently, you can buy a big bag of potatoes and they have a bag of salt in it. You put the salt in the water and you boil the potatoes. Indeed. I didn't know that. That's not something that I'm aware of. But that was sent by Jess. Yes. And thank you very much, although very confusing. There was no note or anything. Well, Dan, I hate to reveal this to you. Just an out of context bag of potatoes. Actually, I already got it. Not already got it, but I was messaged by the person who sent that.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I've learned this since. Yes. I was told all about it. Dan, I do need to share this with you. Whatever you do, do not drizzle butter. All right. Okay. You dunk them, bitches. That was her message to me. It is to regarding those too late. It is not to. Did you drizzle? No, I didn't. Oh, shit. No. All right. Well, thank you. Appreciate that, Jess. Although I don't know what I appreciate more, the gift or the confusion. Because it's a real interesting day to open up that box and be like, huh? Is this a message? Is this cocaine? It's not a horse head in your bed, but it's not not that.
Starting point is 00:11:33 You know, seemed very strange. I did not know what was going on, but I appreciate it. That is one of those moments where you're like, that's right. I'm a podcaster. A weird shit happens. I live a strange life here. Maybe I get a box of potatoes. Maybe you get a box of potatoes. Random potatoes every day. Love it. That happens. It's great. Don't dunk them. No, I won't. So Jordan. Oh, dunking is good. No drizzling. No. Oh, yeah. Sorry. He had a backwards. Switched it up. Yeah. So here we started off with Alex basically creating and continuing what he has been doing.
Starting point is 00:12:05 And that is creating a scenario, an environment wherein no matter what happens in the election, he wins Trump won secretly or publicly. And it's time to hunt Democrats. Of course. The final countdown as we enter the home stretch into the disaster that will be the contested election of the century. They will then hold the economy hostage. They will then demand Trump step down or you'll never get your 401ks. And it'll be up to us to remove these criminal scumbags or be their slaves forever. This narrative is real hard to wrestle with. This is going to be the most contested election.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Because whether or not anything that Alex is saying about mail-in ballots was true, they probably would be. There's going to be the raw materials that are needed to create chaos no matter what. Yeah. And whether or not the mail-in ballots thing is true, they're going to say it's true. Right. It doesn't matter yet. Building up so much of this stuff in advance really is going to be like, we said this is going to happen. Right. Afterwords are just going to be used to... Of course. We predicted this the whole way. Like nobody else couldn't help themselves. Nobody else has predicted this. There's not a story literally every single day
Starting point is 00:13:43 where it's like people on the left are worried that the election is going to be contested. People on the right are worried. Yeah. Unpolitically aligned. Lukashenko has offered us advice. Do you understand we're not doing well? Yeah. It's a trap, quite honestly, that Alex has set. That is, there are two possible outcomes, and that is Trump wins or Biden wins, but Trump actually won and it was cheating, and now we have to take out the... Only two. Only two outcomes. There's the only two options. And I mean, I think that, I don't know, from where I'm sitting, I think there's an unfortunate chance that Trump could win.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Oh yeah, totally. I think Biden could win. I think we could have trouble. I mean, I just think there are two candidates. Sure. I think either could win. Sure. Alex thinks one candidate can win. Right. That's it. I think the only thing that's really starting to give me hope now is that I'm starting to see the right pitch. We're picking the lesser of two evils. Instead of like, Trump is the single greatest. There's little bits of like, okay, look, we know Trump has failed us a lot, but Biden's a socialist murderer who's going to kill everybody. And it's like, I've heard that kind of argument before. I know how that shakes out.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah, they're trying to get some of the people who are not as enthusiastic come back around. Yeah. So this next clip is really interesting. Alex has some ideas about how the relationship between local and state laws works that I think is strange. Texas Governor Greg Abbott says he's considering state control of Austin's police department. You see, cities and counties are under the state and the states are incorporated into the union, but everything is co-equal between the feds and the states, but shared separation of power. The cities are under state law and the voters. So the union can come in and take over the cities and hit a bunch of Soros district attorneys put in, but the governors and the legislators can just render them powerless
Starting point is 00:15:48 and come in and remove them or make them where they are toothless. That's what needs to happen. That's extremely constitutional. The mayor is going to be a police state. The mayor is the police state. Okay. That's a really interesting perspective that Alex has. Apparently now the way the Constitution works is that states can effectively completely usurp local and city laws however they want. Separation of powers. This is weird because I remember back in January, Alex and his gun weirdo friends had that big rally in Virginia that was based entirely on the idea the counties were passing resolutions that they would not follow any gun laws passed by the state government. Sure. The entire argument at that point was that these local governments had
Starting point is 00:16:28 sovereignty and that if the state government passed laws they determined were unlawful, the counties and cities had the right to nullify them. Of course. Now apparently, because Alex disagrees with areas putting in place public health measures, his whole thing is reversed. Now if the local or city government passes a rule that the state doesn't like, the state has the right to take complete control and force the local area into following the rules. This is basically why I don't take any of Alex's positions seriously. The Constitution demands that local government be independent and self-ruled when it has to do with local governments doing things he likes and the Constitution demands that the state control local government decisions when local
Starting point is 00:17:05 governments are doing things he doesn't like. His positions are meaningless and he uses ideas like the Constitution and Americana patriotism as props to just to hold up his stupid arguments. I mean nothing. The Constitution doesn't need adjectives, you know? Nothing is extremely constitutional. It's just in there or it isn't in there. Disagree. It's not like all the, it's not like oh shit, that is in the Constitution. That's very, like whoa, they put that shit in there. That's very in the Constitution. Way in there. So far in there. The whole point is that it's a in or out kind of document and then you got to add shit or take it out. There's degrees. So Biden made a gaffe, I guess. Sure. Sort of. Okay. Oh man, Alex is mocking him. Although the
Starting point is 00:17:51 mockery is not really deserved. Joe Biden rewrites history. Well, that's all they do. Tells Wisconsin audience that Thomas Edison was black. I'm not kidding. And look for snubs to say it's true. I mean if Biden says it, it's got to be true. I mean 2.5 million Americans died of COVID. I mean, well he said, he said 8 billion died. There's not a million people alive to whatever. Joe Biden rewrites history. Tells Wisconsin audience a black guy invented the light bulb. I love it. Biden didn't tell people that Thomas Edison was black, but Biden didn't misspeak a little bit. Okay. It's not nearly as egregious as Alex is making it out to be though. At a community meeting in Kenosha, Biden said that a black man invented the light bulb, not a quote white guy
Starting point is 00:18:38 named Edison. This is one of those statements that's technically not true, but also kind of true. Thomas Edison did invent the light bulb, but shortly after a black inventor named Lewis Latimer greatly improved the design and made it something that was actually realistically useful to people. Edison's design suffered from a particular issue, namely that the filament that lit the bulb was not very good. According to CNN, quote, his longest lasting light bulb could only last for about 15 hours before the filament burned out. Latimer came in and made design improvements and invented a more durable filament that allowed the bulbs to last much longer, which was essential to the advancement of electric lighting being accessible and affordable
Starting point is 00:19:16 for people to actually use. So technically Edison did invent the light bulb, but the version he invented was dramatically improved by a black inventor whose name is often ignored in history books. That was the point that Biden was making, which is true, even if he expressed the fact in a slightly inaccurate way. Sure. And Alex says every reason to know that. Right. Thomas Edison just invented. No, Alex doesn't know that. No, absolutely. He doesn't have every reason to know that. He has every reason to ignore that being true entirely. He has every reason to, if you hear something like that, like, why would somebody say that? Oh, I should look into it. Oh, yeah, you could do that. Yeah. Yeah. But he doesn't do that. No, he doesn't do that. Because as he
Starting point is 00:19:54 mentions later, I heard in Schoolhouse Rock about Thomas Edison and light bulbs, everybody knows that. All right. Cool. I understand Schoolhouse Rock was a great resource where a lot of children growing up. Yeah. I think you should graduate past it. Yeah. That's like me saying that I still apply for book it. Sure. I want to put man pizzas. So Alex is kind of mad about this because he sees this as the SJWs and the Dems and the Libs trying to insert black people everywhere. Like, sure. Yeah, they want to say that black people were involved in light bulbs. Like, well, Louis Latimer was, you know, it never occurs to him that black people could be involved. Right. Right. They could be, they could be actually involved in literally everything.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah. And it leads him to just the really weird digression. Okay. The middle illness of the left making movies where you'll see ancient Rome and a third of the people are black. There were some black people there, maybe one out of a thousand. What? But the Romans took white slaves so they didn't have black slaves from the African slave trade. It's interesting that the only way Alex can understand black people in ancient history is as slaves. They could just work there. Yeah. Rome was really like, they took a lot of area. Remember that whole Cleopatra thing with Mark Antony? Yeah. Do you know where she was from, Dan? Africa? Yes. Yeah. This is Alex's perspective. Like, it doesn't come from a studied view of history. It's just him projecting white supremacy
Starting point is 00:21:26 into the past and assuming he's correct about everything. Yeah. Whites have always been supremacist. Right. I don't even really care to dissect this point since there's almost an overwhelming amount of scholarship you can find about diversity in ancient empires. So I'm going to leave it at this. Alex is wrong. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Alex gets to predicting what's coming up on the horizon. It's bad. He thinks that there's going to be a new strain of COVID-19. Sure. Be released. A double strain. By the globalists. Okay. And his reason for deciding this is what they're going to do is a familiar thing we've heard. I predict the deep state will release a more virulent form of COVID-19. They have this whole war game doubt where it's going to be weak.
Starting point is 00:22:07 It's not going to kill many. They'll be caught with fake numbers. They'll seem illegitimate. People will be pissed. And then new strains will be released of a super pneumonia that is going to just devastate us. I'm pretty sure that's what they're going to pull. I mean, I can look at all the pieces and that's what I would do if I was them. That's why separately, if you have super amounts of vitamin D3, vitamin C and zinc in your blood, you basically cannot get these viruses. Careful. Oh, careful. You should not go there. Careful. That's not good. Yeah. You're on the wrong line of that one. I always just don't like when Alex is like, here's the real super evil plan that the enemy is going to do. And I know that they're going to do this because I've thought about
Starting point is 00:22:55 it and that's what I would do. You're fucked up. I know in that situation, if you're in their situation, couldn't you be like, what I would do instead is improve other people's lives? Yeah. Because I'm a good person and they're evil. Instead, he's like, well, obviously I'm as evil as they are. And in their situation, that's a brilliant idea. I'm like, what are you doing? Yuck. Yuck, Alex. Yeah. So he plays a clip of William Barr rambling about mail-in vote fraud. It's a bad clip. But I wanted to play this because it's just so demonstrative how nothing means anything on Alex's show. I just like Barr. I mean, he's so well spoken. He had a talk show. I'd watch it. I hear him on every subject. It's like he actually knows what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Remember just like a couple of weeks a month or two ago, like he was talking about how William Barr's dad was involved with Epstein and Trader? Yeah. The whole thing really went hard on him. Had a whole day. Just went off on Barr for all of the ways that he was betraying Trump. But if he had a talk show, I'd watch it. He's so well spoken. I just like him. I just like the guy. I just like him. He's saying the thing I want now. Until a month from now when he disagrees with me, in which case, guess who's a traitor? Yeah. Hey, guess what? Whenever he does something I don't like, I'll magically become aware of his dad being involved with Epstein again. Is that crazy? That's so weird. Yeah. I'll just forget about it for now though, because it doesn't
Starting point is 00:24:19 work. I wish people would listen to this and be like, oh, that's how it works in a fascist regime. It's like, I really like you and then you disagree with me and I don't have any loyal to you. I'm going to kill you and get rid of you. That's how it always works, Dan. I think Alex has read a few books. He might have about that. Yeah. So I wanted to play this clip because it's a little bit upsetting, but also because Alex, you know, he's wearing his familiar jersey. Sure. And that is guy who talks about piss a lot. Right. It's some primitive level. Do I want to crack some heads and, you know, metaphysically piss on people that have done this to us? Damn right I do. But I'd rather not go down that road, but I'll tell you, we go down this road. I probably won't survive it.
Starting point is 00:25:05 A lot of you won't survive it, but the enemy will be annihilated. This won't be like other wars. They will be ideologically hunt down and dealt with because they're doing it to us. They're trying to purge us. So yeah, so this is going to be an ideological purging, which isn't great. How do you metaphysically piss on somebody? You just metaphysically piss on them. Okay. You're just in a gestalt kind of way. Right. Right. You know, like in a larger sense. Yes. They're getting peed on. Uh-huh. I feel like metaphorically. No, metaphysically. Well, I like to have fun with words myself. I understand. That's just a little weird. So that's really upsetting. Alex is saying that a lot of people are going to die. He's probably
Starting point is 00:25:51 not going to make it. A lot of you aren't going to make it if we metaphysically piss on people. I just think if you knew that this was going to happen, you would provide a better plan than, well, if I were them, that's obviously what I would do. I'd just barrel forward. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Alex is saying that, Mike down for this clip. So I want to see if you have the same like real strong aversion to it that I did. Info wars is about being shock troops that go in and smash the enemy's gateways to then draw out the enemy so we know their real numbers as a gambit, as a pawn sacrifice, so that the main force can come in and win. And that's always been my instinctive job
Starting point is 00:26:34 is the pawn sacrifice. I am the pawn. I'm here to be sacrificed. But I will tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that we have more to do before we reach that point. But it is my intent to become so destructive of the new world order that they're forced to move. You don't think Colonel Travis wasn't aware of what he was doing. He was sit down there. He was drunk. Sit down there to carry out that mission and hope he'd live, but wrote home to his family that he would probably surely die. Victory or death, because there's things bigger than just this short life. There's eternity on the other side. And when you know that, you're not scared anymore, ladies and gentlemen. Now, all of you can decide what you're going to do. It's all about pawn sacrifice. That's how the
Starting point is 00:27:21 pawn becomes the king. And not because the pawn wants to be the king. The pawn has to sacrifice itself so the whole system that's good can survive and not have the evil system take over. This is the true nature of real leadership. That's pretty upsetting, I think. Okay. If you had somebody who was describing the need for suicide attacks, that didn't want to say that kind of thing. He pretty much said you should become suicide attackers. I mean, not directly, but if you were trying to dance around the idea, that's kind of how you do it. What we are is the vanguard faint that takes heavy losses so that the main force can route through the back. Yes. I understand how that works. I don't think he understands how
Starting point is 00:28:09 chess works. No. The notion that Alex sees himself as like a diversion in order to get the globalists to reveal themselves. Sure. Great. I know that you're having fun with these ideas and these fantasies. Right. Great. Where he loses me is when he suggests that his listeners can be pawn sacrifices. That's an issue. That's the part where I get really upset. And quite honestly, I probably wouldn't really even think that much of it except for the talk in the past couple of months that has come up a couple of times of the idea that someone might need to take one for the team to take out the globalists. Some of you old veterans who don't have much of life left, maybe you got to go. Sacrifice the 75-year-olds. Right. These ideas are not stray thoughts for
Starting point is 00:29:00 Alex. These are things that... They're kind of a fixation more than anything else. It's hard to say fixation just because it's not like he's constantly talking about it, but it comes up enough that it's like, this is not cool. This is really, really bad. Yeah. That's just suicide bomber shit. That's just what that is. Just like, hey, you should pawn sacrifice in order to become a king, which doesn't happen in chess. That's how you... Oh boy. Yeah, it's troubling. It's troubling. Oh man. So Alex, as we recall from earlier in the year, Alex was playing a lot of those videos out of China of people yelling out of windows and stuff and he was trying to scare everybody with them. It turns out those are all fake. Well, that'll happen. And this is how Alex talks about this
Starting point is 00:29:52 now. Okay. Remember just eight months ago, we're like, well, it looks like it's a bad flu, but they showed you the apocalyptic images and the wailing at night. You did. Zombie movie. People being welded into their homes, but a lot of the films would show that a cameraman being waved in or a director and it was being directed. And you notice the guys having bags put over their heads and drug away. Looks suspiciously like they were in too good a shape and everything and they were police officers. So communist China, that little Hollywood on us and did a big production to crack down on their own population to make us forget about Hong Kong. Alex should be discussing this at least at some point, you know, at any point be like, I got tricked by these videos.
Starting point is 00:30:35 They showed him to me and sure, I believed him right away, but see how they were lying. I saw that eight months ago. I got really excited by the optics of this and I used it to show food buckets for a while. But it turns out China had thrown a little Hollywood my way. What I missed was the director just off camera. I mean, even him saying they threw a little Hollywood at it suggests that he was himself fooled into thinking that it was. But there's never a recognition of that. Well, there's there's never that. It's never been fooled. No. But I think he has been again. TV viewer, you can see footage that we're going to be showing coming up next segment, that a journalist that got into the Antifa military training camp. Now,
Starting point is 00:31:17 this isn't a chop area. This isn't some fake autonomous on the city. Let them set up. This is where they're actually training. From what I understand, this might have been footage of a camp set up for people who are experiencing homelessness. Sure. So Antifa military training camp. Man, it's a real it's a real like glitch in humanity that if you lie enough, you can just barrel forward through all the times you're wrong. Just like before, like in the middle of talking about a thing that you fucked up, you fuck up the exact same way. There's not nearly enough time to address all the things that Alex is wrong about. Just barrel through it. Don't ever talk about it. Yeah. But look, dude, I mean, Alex is an expert in the field of Antifa.
Starting point is 00:32:00 You should know that. You should know that. I just don't think so. Yeah, he is. I just don't think so. Listen, listen, he doesn't even know they're not a thing. This guy is a fuck like this is I took a lot of college classes when I was in college. Sure. With a lot of like really respected professors in various fields, a lot of classics, professors, and they would speak very eloquently about, you know, Greek history mythology subjects that they would be considered experts. Absolutely. And when I hear Alex talk like this, I'm like, that is the same thing, but about Antifa. Everybody knows who Antifa is. They're devil worshiping methhead Satanist and they're 90% white, about 8% Hispanic and about 2% black. I mean, the whitest thing you'll ever be to, we've infiltrated
Starting point is 00:32:45 them here in Austin and covered another area as the country. The whitest thing you'll ever go to is a Antifa meeting. And it looks like a convention of white ghouls. They'll usually be a super obese black woman there who hates men, an obese lesbian Marxist will usually be the semi commander, and then they'll usually be a crazy Chinese agent, a young woman will just hate and arise. And that and then you go to the meetings, we've got undercover video, we've shown it here, we've confronted them, you've seen them, you've seen them. Nope. Yeah. So I mean, look expert, I think that's taken, I think that's taking tokenism to a new level. Personally, if you're picking, like not just like we need a demographic, we got it, we need a black person. Otherwise,
Starting point is 00:33:32 this is going to look too monochromatic commander. We what we need. No, we don't need a black person. We need a giant list of qualifications. That's just him taking that from Jesse Lee Peterson. He's just heard that Jesse Lee Peterson's characterization of Black Lives Matter folk. And he's just taken that on as his own like characterization of all the black women who are involved in protests. Not the first one to say that any woman speaking up for herself is lesbian. Certainly not. No. But I enjoy the addition of a angry, crazy, young, female, Chinese agent. I do like that. I like that she's she's got a femme fatale feeling to her. I see her a little bit of an assassin. She's mysterious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that this is Alex's
Starting point is 00:34:21 fantasies. I've got to say that's racist too. That's so. Yeah. Yeah. But like Alex fantasized about like, oh, yeah, we stumbled onto the Antifa clubhouse. They're all the same. It's always like this. Just a bunch of white people. What clubhouse? I don't know. Now it's like zoo meetings. It's it's a mess. Yeah. So Alex goes to calls and this first caller. Not great. Not great. She seems to think that what the feds should do is disappear protesters. More is an issue. Let's go to Jacqueline in Virginia. Thanks for calling. Hello. Welcome. Thanks for calling. How are you? Welcome. Hi, Alex. I'm a first time caller. My son adores you. So I just want to let
Starting point is 00:35:10 you know. But I just wanted to call us. I love you about the these rioting and BLM, the these crazy folks out in Portland and where they stay out there riding, looting and acting a fool. I think that they should take them and just put them in the the fed should take them like they had been doing or couldn't cover them in black vehicles, taking them away. They should take all of them over to the Westin Island, drop them off, make sure they have no way of coming back. That way we don't have to worry about them anymore. And to top it, I'll put the chair on the top take the Democrats with them too. That's what people would do is put folks into exile. And if they hate America doesn't think it should exist and say they want to blow it up and destroy
Starting point is 00:35:56 it and say death to America. Absolutely. That's so dumb. I mean, just for logistical reasons from the the idea that you're supporting disappearing of people like that, you know, but I mean, like there are other people have votes as a system of government. I think she's way wrong. If I were a reality TV show producer, right? Oh, toss a bunch of protesters on Epstein Island and see what happens. That that can't go wrong. I know that way, way, way back, we pitched a show called Grifter Island. That's true. We did do that where or con man Island, something like that. We could use Epstein Island. She listens to our show. Maybe she's got that. Yeah, she knows my vibe. I would say that in the modern day, sure it's not possible to exile someone on Island.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Used to exile people is also like we used to draw blood as a medical treatment. Let's just move on. Let's let's let's take this thinking a little further because it's fun. So like, all right, we want to exile these people on an island, but we can't because other people have boats and they could just show up and then get off the island really easily. It's very easy. Or you could make a raft. These days, people are more capable. Totally. Anything. Oh, maybe there's a bunch of boats there. Who knows? And if you got willing protesters, you can make a raft out of them too. Who knows? So it'd be very easy to get out. So what we got to do is we got to take them to space. Space. Exile. Exile. Right. We got to take space. All right. And now we are living inside the
Starting point is 00:37:21 movie Ghosts of Mars. Yeah, that's a great movie too. If you if you've got ice cube fighting for you, you know, you're on the team of right. So this caller is wrong about how the Fed should behave. Yeah. And has a dumb solution. So great. You're one for one hours. Nobody who says the Fed should disappear people ever thinks that they might be the ones getting disappeared sooner or later, right? Which is really interesting because Alex always talks about how like, you know, the people who facilitate authoritarian rises are the first ones to be taken out by those regimes. Seems like it's very obvious. So Alex starts rambling about the devil as is his want in the present day. And so he talks about how Satan's going to go get himself locked up in his own prison.
Starting point is 00:38:10 All right. But I will assure you the way God works is it will be Satan locked in the prison that Satan is building for us. Hell is the prison that the devil is for children himself with all his servants like David Rockefeller now in hell, like the Rothschilds now in hell, like all of them in hell, selfish, stupid, greedy, cancers, failures, nobody's, nothing's. Not the winners, the losers. All right. I'm going to your calls. That calls all over the place. Calls everywhere. I'll just say this briefly. Yesterday, I level with people and I don't like doing stuff like that. He's talking about the money. Yeah. He's talking about the money. He talks about how they got a bunch in. Yeah. Got a bunch in.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Isn't that crazy? Yeah. It just turns out you do an entire show where you're yelling about how everyone's got to give you money to save the world. Sure. And maybe some people will give you money. Oh, wow. What a shock. I've always really liked his Satan. You know, like Satan for him is very like, very capricious. Yeah. Doesn't seem to be paying all that much attention. Certainly. Kind of not really. Didn't do a whole lot to stop the one thing that could destroy his plans, which is Alex. Yeah. Like he's just kind of a laid back guy. I see his Satan as being a real great Satan, you know? Yeah. God kicks him out and he's like, what am I doing fighting? I'm just going to get back here. I've read the book. I read the Bible. I know where I'm going
Starting point is 00:39:41 to wind up. Why bother? Yeah. I'll just make a half-assed gesture towards God and be like, look, we're still fighting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alex is kicking my ass. I don't know what I'm doing. Hey, God, deal with Alex. You want to get Alex off my back? This fucking guy. Yeah. Yeah. I just like, I need to put a really sharp focus on this because Alex pretends to be a news show. Yes. Yes. In that clip, he's asserting number one that hell exists. It does. He is not established, not proved. Okay. Fair enough. Second, beyond that, he's saying that David Rockefeller and the Rothschilds are in hell. Well, of course they are, which it's not what you'd expect on a news program. Well, set your sources, Alex. Breaking. This just in Rockefeller sent
Starting point is 00:40:31 us a message from hell. Do you have a really bummed out about it? Do you have a hell correspondent? The weather's real bad out here. It's hot. Yeah. So Alex gets another caller and I will say that the idea of taking protesters, kidnapping them and putting them on Epstein's Island, pretty bad. Not a good one. But this caller outdoes that other one. One final thing before I go. I think Trump's October surprise might have something to do with Joseph Gregory Hallett. It could be BS. There are some things that concern me about it, but he is basically claiming the title of the King of England. He's put in papers going back to January, but I think that's what's going on over there.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Well, they're in trouble for all the pencil. I don't know about that, but I appreciate your call, Bradley. Okay. Oh boy. He put in papers. He put in papers. He put in his two weeks. I'm the king notice. Yeah. This is a QAnon thing. Okay. The QAnon is well. It pre-existed QAnon, but it's been really amplified by them. But this guy, Joseph Hallett is the rightful king. That's just fun. That's just good clean fun for QAnon. I mean, it probably has deep anti-Semitism within it, because that's fair. He believes that the Rothschilds, they took over the British economy after Waterloo, which of course didn't happen. No. And after that, they bought the right to direct the breeding of Royals. Who doesn't? But that contract has run out. So hold on. What? Yeah. So the contract
Starting point is 00:42:10 has run out. Is that a thing? Apparently. Okay. And now that the contract has run out, he, Joseph Hallett, is the rightful king of England. This is so much like... It has to do something to do with King George V being illegitimate. Right. It's a little convoluted, but it's just like Project Camelot. Why does all of this eventually boil down to contract law? It is strange. There's so much contract law. I think people had their brains broken by the Star Wars prequels. That could be. Yeah. Space wizards, but come on. Trade negotiations. You gotta figure that shit out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All of the whimsy and fantasy ended up being too grounded. And like, how are we going to get this grain over here? I think people are like, oh, wait, wait. If we're creating fantastic
Starting point is 00:42:57 worlds in our heads, we've got to think about that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. What are we doing not talking about grain sales? I just don't understand it. It makes things less fun. Oh boy. So much contract law. So I think this is really fun because what's going on is that Alex is being bit by his own pet snake, if you allow the metaphor. It's like he tries to take these calls and it's dangerous. Like he tries to present the altered reality where these people who are calling in should be taken seriously about things like Alex's supplements are great. Trump's fighting the globalist. Sure. Then they talk a little bit too long and they push a theory that Trump is going to recognize some lunatic weirdo who claims to be the king of England. That'd be so fun. That's a
Starting point is 00:43:41 theory that only has traction in Q communities. It's like Alex accidentally allowing his callers to talk like it's just allows you to get a pretty interesting glimpse of who listens to Alex. He's just been beaten. Yep. Like he's just lost. Yep. I guess he doesn't realize that he's 100% lost to Q because they're not coming back to Alex. No. You don't generally progress from like harder drugs to more like stable drugs without help. Yeah. The right wing isn't going to go to like fucking NA and be like, all right, we're going to go back to Alex's level of crazy. We'll just smoke a little weed from time to time. It's not satisfying once you've had the harder stuff. So yeah, it's troubling. And that's why Alex cuts off his callers so quickly all the time.
Starting point is 00:44:27 He's pretty good at that. That guy slipped through talking about the fucking rightful king. So Alex gets to talking about some of his grievances with Governor Greg Abbott of Texas. And I think that he's putting on his Larry Nichols hat because I think Alex is black mailing a governor. Okay. And the governor, what? I'm not going to have him go put us back down under partial lockdown in Texas. And he said, oh, because we've got to keep the hospitals, you know, not too full because they're full. And we went to the hospitals. He said they were totally empty. And Abbott's not stupid. So they're blackmailing him. I don't know what Abbott's into. Are you sure? I'd have to do some land deals down in San Antonio.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Contract lost. You know, I really don't have to play hardball with the governor. Maybe I should go meet some people with the legislature. Certain business groups down in San Antonio. They did 10 years ago. Yeah, there's, you know, I think it's time to take the gloves off a little bit. Get the fuck out. This is a news show. This is so stupid. I like Alex seems to think that Governor Abbott is listening and be like,
Starting point is 00:45:55 oh, no, Alex knows about the land deals. I better allow people to not wear masks. So stupid. Oh, man. This always, I just, after Shadowgate, Shadowwater, the Gate of Gates, the Water of Waters, it's hard not to listen to him be like, I've got this secret blackmail information and not juxtapose that with, listen, I've never gotten into the deep state stuff. Honestly, I've never talked to, I don't do those serious. I only talk about open source. I just do the open source. I just read news. I don't do anything real dangerous, guys. I mean, yeah, I'm at the vanguard. I'm at the tip of the spear. I have blackmail on the governor of Texas. Of course I do. And that blackmail is useless now. You said on the air that it's about
Starting point is 00:46:43 shady land deals in San Antonio from 10 years ago. Listen, Governor Abbott, if you do not do what I say, I will reveal the secret that you have a mistress right now in the, oh no, I revealed it. Shit. Shirts. I'm bad at blackmail. Yeah. So Alex, it takes another call and man, they are just like really swinging for the fences in terms of bad ideas. Okay. There's no reason for this vaccine. It's being rushed. Your videos with the doctor talking about the, the versions of the vaccine, the human 2.0, everybody needs to see that. He, Trump is under currently emerge pandemic protocols. That gives him special permission. This idea is wild, but charge into these facilities, making these different vaccines. I don't know what parts of the world they're in.
Starting point is 00:47:32 I don't know who he can find in the military to trust to carry out his executive order, but go into the, go into these facilities, find the hard drives, find all the documents you can, find the inventory. Evacuate human lives and blow it off the freaking mouth. Well, you know, are they listening to that? What now? I should have been saying this myself. Wow. Wow. That's a, that's Alex's response. That's very smart. That is smart. Blow up those vaccines. Just blow up those vaccine plans. Yeah. Blow them off the earth. Blow them up. Like what about the MMR? You know, like measles and mumps and rubella? Yeah. Blow it up. Blow that up too. Blow it up. All of them. All of them. Okay. Ask me some more vaccines.
Starting point is 00:48:12 All right. Well, hold on. Let's go down the list. How about hepatitis B? Blow it up. No, but that's a really scary. Blow it up. All right. I mean, let's, how about we just do this right now? How about PrEP? Are we, are we against PrEP too? I'm sure Alex is. Blow it up. All right. Alex, this is, this is, this is silly. And I think Alex even recognizes that it's a little bit silly because some of these facilities aren't in the United States. Some of these places are, let's say in China. Sure. And that leads to Alex basically calling for war with China. Of course. No, I just say, look, the Joint Chiefs don't want to say China did it because we'll have to go to war with them. Well, they already went to war with us. And they're
Starting point is 00:48:52 using it with their cohorts to shut our economy down. And so all I'm saying is I'm not a war monger. But if somebody attacks us, I say go after them. What do you say? I'm not a war monger either, but he's got the power to make a move now. We're all sitting back on our haunches waiting to see what's happening. Just a couple of non-war mongers trying to monger war with China. Just mongering their asses off. Jesus. 9-11 really fucked us up. That like preemptive war is now totally fine all the time. You know, like no matter what, you have to do a preemptive war. Otherwise you'll get 9-11. Yeah. Like it's that kind of, that's permeated all foreign policy. But it should be, you know, you expect better from Alex because at least he was against,
Starting point is 00:49:39 well, he's not a war monger. He's not a war monger. How many times do you have to mong war for you to become a war monger, as opposed to like just a war dabbler? I think it's something that you can engage in at times, at times not engage in. And at times he is engaging in it. Monging war is a contextual event. Yes. And this, in this context, it's quite monged. It's thoroughly monged. Yeah. It's extremely in the Constitution, Dan. Yeah. So it's been a while since we've got to really take in some intense fake laughing from Alex. Okay. And I thought we could all enjoy a little bit here. It's been a while. Yeah. The Satanist are cowards. They treat us like they would act. And then they try to attack us and they hurt us and they kill some of us.
Starting point is 00:50:26 And they maim other people and they humiliate us and all it does is make people's blood boil. And I know that it's a diabolical laugh, but it's it's really, I'm a diabolical person. So in a good way. And I'm going to fake a nice friendly laugh for you. These Satanists are going to pay bad. So I'm going to stop now. See, I'm a sinner. I'm trying to be Christian. Try to be good. Be good. Be good. I just don't like you people. I don't like you child molesters. I just want you to know you're going to burn. You understand that? So this is a news show. I can't think of anyone sounding more like a Satanist than that little clip right there. I can't imagine anybody seeming
Starting point is 00:51:24 less like well, like he seems unwell. Oh, I want to be good. I want to be a good boy. I want to be a good boy, but I just hate you so much. He's either going through something really troubling or he's pretending that he's going again, which gets back to our, it doesn't matter either way. He needs help. Yeah. So he goes to another caller and this guy is also, I mean, he actually has a decent question, but Alex's responses. Should we blow up the buildings? No, no. Everyone just accepts that. Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry. We just do class factions and two, you know, the Soros and the Gates and the Clintons and all the bankers for because they control the judges. They won't do jack crap. Give up before you get a larger control. That's the problem. It's starting to change a
Starting point is 00:52:07 little bit with the Snowden ruling, but most of these judges are scared and they, they shoot and kill judges all the time. The globalists do some mafia operative, you know, some, some MS 13 person to go kill them at their house. I mean, judges get shot all the time on that. You know, the judges are cowards on average. There's some good ones, but what are they supposed to face with what's really going on? They tend to piss themselves and so many people are blackmailed, you know. So the caller caller is asking, why can't we have a class action lawsuit against Soros and Bill Gates? They own the judges. Alex has every answer for this other than because why for what grounds? It would never make it through the courts. You don't need to worry about the
Starting point is 00:52:49 grounds. The grounds are as red. They're bad people. We don't need to wrestle with the fact that that's a silly frivolous lawsuit that you would never end up winning. Sure. Because they own the court, so it wouldn't go anywhere. Most judges are cowards who are blackmailed and they shoot judges all the time. I like the idea that there's like, I don't want none of this cowardly judging. I want a warrior judge. I want a judge who's going to fucking meet out punishment in his own courtroom with his fists. I want a judge who's his own bailiff. Excuse me, bailiff. Can I please escort you to the, okay. That's so bad. Oh boy. So this call is not, you know, it doesn't go well because, you know, you want to deal with this in the courts,
Starting point is 00:53:39 but Alex has given you 100 reasons why you can't deal with that. There's no point in dealing within the courts. Maybe we've got to go kill people. Again, these people that are in power and have all these legal things at their fingertips, and if they're not going to abide by the law or the Constitution, then I say in the end or now, give me the names and the addresses so we know what doors to knock on. I hear you, brother. What else do you think we should do because I'm getting pissed. That's not good. Not good. What else should we do after we've doxxed all of our political enemies and sent people to their doors over and over again? What else do you, what else do you got for me? Because I'm already loving the blow up all the vaccines. Oh, great situation. Send
Starting point is 00:54:19 all the protesters to an island. Blow up the vaccine plants. Get a new king of England. Sure. We've got a murderous row of great ideas here. Yeah. Like if you really just take in the stuff that's coming from his callers, this is an outrageously dumb show. All right, guys. We got a pitch meeting for the new ad campaign. What do you got? I don't know. Let's show people blowing up vaccines. Yeah. All right. And bowing to a new weirdo king. Yeah, I think that's a great comment. Long live the weirdo. Hey, have you ever seen King Ralph? What if we just did that? Hey, guys, I really want to impress upon the world that people who listen to me aren't really dumb. So I'm going to talk to a bunch of them. Here's what happens. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Great. Oh boy. So you get one more call before this, this here show wraps up and it's not good. This guy might be taking the idea of an Info Wars army a little bit literally. That's not good. Every man that I've talked to in this area is feeling the exact same way. We can't help it because we're under attack. So my idea that I wanted to put out to you is that you have the connections and you have the inside knowledge that that the average civilian doesn't have. But you also have the Info Wars army. And if you call us up, sir, we will we will come together wherever we need to and put the fear of God in these people. Brother, I understand that's why they want to solve air. Is they're afraid I'm going to do
Starting point is 00:55:56 certain things? What are those things? I don't know. I think you know. I think you know. Come together. Kill your enemies. If you call us up to active duty in the Info War, I wait what? Yeah. Oh boy. So they get to talk in a little bit more and this caller calls Alex a general. Sure. And then he has a revolutionary suggestion that you heard his plans. They're the same as the globalist plans. I think that this is actually one of these interesting things that we've seen a couple of times where Info Warriors accidentally discover really basic protest. Because this guy is basically just talking about holding rallies. Okay. What do you think we should do, Steve? What what has to happen is Alex Jones has to get out from behind the desk as much as I hate to
Starting point is 00:56:52 say it. Put David Knight in charge for now. He's a rock star, him and oh and both get out there. Info Wars army, you all can hear me right now. We have to get behind General Alex Jones. All right, brother, but I'm asking you what I'm asking you what do we do? What do we do? I'm asking you. I mean, go surround the White House and bullhorn them forever. Do we do? We've done a bunch of marches to open things back up and gone out and confronted Andy Funn. Our crew has all over the country. I mean, we're a small organization. I know we have listeners everywhere that are awesome. What do we do? I'm saying we've got to have a mission. The last caller was saying that we have power in numbers and the globalists aren't afraid of us because they don't really know how
Starting point is 00:57:36 many of us there are. So we have to gather in mass in one spot, maybe once a month or not that much, but we have to gather and show them what they're really up against. Hey, brother, brother, I disagree with you. I'm not saying you're wrong overall. The globalists have all this surveillance. They know the Liberty Movement, Worldwide's giant. They know the Patriot Movement, the anti-globalist movement is their main opposition. They admit in white papers that they're in deep trouble and don't know how they're ever going to defeat nationalism. That's what they're making their move with the UN. So they can ignore big rallies. Rallies aren't bad. We need more than that.
Starting point is 00:58:13 See, what happened there is that Alex got really excited that this guy was talking about the Enforer's Army. Oh, he was going to kill some people. Yeah, he was getting excited about that. It turns out he's just like, hey, we should get together in rallies and show that there's a lot of us. Yeah. So you want to run? I've done. Do you listen to my show? I bought a food truck. I used to buy a food truck. Hey, guy, I'm rambling about the devil most of the time now. We're past getting together for a rally. And also, have you seen my rallies? A couple hundred people show up. The Enforer's Army. Not as big as it used to be. Not as big as we want to pretend it is. So I mean, I feel for Alex, it's a disappointing showing from pretty much all of his
Starting point is 00:59:00 callers on this episode. They're a disaster. Especially when the answer for them is clear if they want the protest to stop. New King of England. No, I mean, the obvious answer is what the right wing has done for forever, which is to give the centrists or somebody in the protest movement just enough to get them to break away and then they don't have the same power as they used to. And it goes back to being the status quo. That's what they always do. The only reason they're not doing it right now is because they accidentally elected a lunatic who just can't give up a little bit. So it's not hard. They've been doing it since the country started. You give them a little bit and you go back to normal. It does seem to be a winning formula.
Starting point is 00:59:41 So we come to the end of the show and, you know, it's bad. This episode's a lot worse than actually even some of the clips that I kept in, but a lot of it's just like I'm not even going to dignify it with talking about like there's a little bit of stuff and I'm like, oh, wow, that's gross. I don't even want that on my podcast. You do like the blow up vaccine manufacturers. That we're fine. That's in the middle. That's where we are okay with. Imagine the disgusting shit. Yeah, it was not a good show. So Jordan, we'll be back for another episode. But first, before we get out of here, let's listen to some calls from our audience. Also, all of them, I cut out the part where all of these calls asked for a new king of England.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Okay. Yeah, boys, I was just listening to the most recent episode. It's a quacker. So you're going to need to get that right. Also, I would really love and you would definitely absolutely be the gate of all gates. If you boys could do a couple of good Australian accents close to the next show, I think it would just be amazing. I'll call back and let you know how you go. Remember, quacka. There he is. Quacka. Quacka. So it's rare that you get a call from an Australian asking you to do an Australian accent. Asking you to insult their various people. Because usually our impressions of Australian accents are very disgraceful. Yeah, I don't want I don't know how to do an understated boy. Yeah, it's a
Starting point is 01:01:11 that's all I got. Give me a sentence to say I'll try. Say don't do the shrimp on the barbie one. Just say like I'll see you. I'll see you down the street at the restaurant tomorrow. That's great. I can't do accents. You don't do accents. It's very interesting that your voice is so incredible that you've just never bothered with that once. Like I've always had to do voices in order to get by Dan. This nasal bullshit. Let's hear your Australian. Let's hear Oh, shit. Now I got to find it. Quacka. Do you know one thing that Australians always do is they add like an E to everything. So everything's like a tiny, you know, like, it's a shawky, you know, like that kind of everything's
Starting point is 01:01:57 minimized by the E like, oh, that guy's got a nice, like a nice, you know, he's one of those guys. Like there's roving bands of people with knives and they're called knifes. And it's just like, it's fine. Don't worry about it. All right. Well, call in and back in. Let us know how Jordan's Australian accent was and how was mine? Yours was great. All right, let's see another call. Your receptionist has a very posh English accent, but slightly confusing. But I'm just listening to the latest episode and I want to jump in and say it's pronounced quacka. I think there may be a debate about start on the Facebook page about it, whether or not you think there's a hard R sound, you know, not is up to you, but it's definitely quacka.
Starting point is 01:02:43 The other thing I wanted to say was that I just got made to have she got back for the first quiz that I did since going back to uni and I got 100%. And I feel like you guys deserve some credit for it because while I was learning the content and studying, it was like, I already know this stuff was very critical thinking, you know, and, you know, they talk about bad faith arguments and burden of proof. And I'm like, I've been listening to Dan and Jordan about this shit for years. So I was all over it. So thanks very much for preemptively teaching me some philosophy stuff. Love work, all of that stuff. Thanks very much for everything you do. And I hope we're having a good day. Bye.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Quacka. Oh, it's quacka. Apparently pissed off all of Australia with my vision of quacka. I love it. Hey, congratulations on the 100% since going back to uni. That's great. Absolutely. Very proud of you. Brightens the day quite a bit to hear. Positive influences. I assume I assume it was many of my dick jokes that got you through to where you need to be, right? Quacka. Quacka. Hey, really hope this is Knowledge Sight. My name is Liz. I am a big fan of the show. The reason I'm calling is because I really want to talk to Alex Joe. Primarily because I need to talk to him about the real Red Hill. So we'll be closer. I am a trans woman.
Starting point is 01:04:18 I fucking rock. One of my favorite movies is The Matrix. The Matrix. Trans people break very long time and know to be an allegory for being trans. Recently you have come out more mainstream than what Kowski has actually confirmed it. But for a very long time, you spoke new. And for a very fun fact, in the early 2000s and late 90s when that movie came out, the only form of HRT of estrogen available for trans women was a medicine called Premeran. Premeran came in a little Red Hill. So I need to talk to Alex about the real Red Hill. And you know, just thank him for providing HRT for so many trans folks. Because I really think that would hit him off and it would have used me to know as.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Either way though, love the show. Hope you're having a great time. Yeah, have a good one. Thanks for the call, Liz. Yeah, I did not know that. What? About the Red Bill. Yeah. Being the first form of HRT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's neat. That's very interesting information. Although I will say it's probably, I agree that it is fun to try and come up with fun trivia that would antagonize Alex. But our podcast is probably not the best way to get a message to him. Yeah, that's not going to, yeah. So I'm sorry if this doesn't get passed along to him, but thank you for the call. And also do not call Alex. No. Just let that go. It's never going to go well. Probably not.
Starting point is 01:06:00 Unless you want to tell him about the new king of England. Then call Alex. Absolutely. Pat, guys, what's up? I've been trying to work up the nerve to call you guys, but it's early in the morning and I haven't had very much coffee so I can do it. I was listening to your bright spot about those little birdo's in your basement. That's so exciting. I was wondering if you've been able to identify them. And I also live in Chicago. My name's Jam, by the way. I think they might be cave swallows or like cliff swallow. They like to make little nests out of spit and they're, their babies are pretty loud. And their mom's like catching insects. So that might be who you got there. Also, I'm so excited for you to get old Mantis housegoes.
Starting point is 01:06:47 That rule. I had mantises as a little kid and they are very fun. All right. My nerve has worn off. I love you guys and your podcast so much. You really keep me going. Bye. Hey, thanks for the call. Yes. Thank you very much. A little update. I went and did laundry. And the birds. And the birds. I think they've moved along. I think they have moved to another nest. Oh, they've moved to another nest? Yeah. Yeah. Because I went and did laundry and the birds were gone. But the nest was still there. So it's not like maintenance came and destroyed the nest or anything. Maybe they just flew. But they were pretty big. Like they were big baby birds. So I could see them being about the point where they'd be ready to move along. I don't know how bird behavior works,
Starting point is 01:07:31 but I was very sad when I went and did laundry and I didn't see my little friends there. I'm sorry. But maybe one day there'll be more there. Yeah. And update about old Mantis house phone. I've still not gotten the Mantis. And to be perfectly honest, I might have been premature in my announcement. Okay. For two reasons. One, I'm finding a lot more enjoyment out of plant stuff right now. Sure. And I really am leaning into that. You want to focus? It's taking up a bit of time. Sure. And it's also weaving into like house decor and trying to make this apartment really feel like home. Sure. So before you get an old Mantis house phone, you need to have a house for the house. Yes, indeed. This is that sort of taking up a bit of my emotional attention
Starting point is 01:08:19 outside of the show. And the second thing is I realized that I probably don't have a full grasp of how to ethically take care of it. Like I have a lot of the big picture stuff. But I realized that I wasn't really clear on refuse, you know, like that's fair, right? Yeah. So one of the things that I want to do before I actually get a Mantis proper is create a balanced system within a tank for it, you know, bugs that create an actual ecosystem that it can thrive in. Yeah, yeah, that will take the waste from the bug from from the Mantis to turn it back into soil. You're going to get a toilet. Yeah, basically. And I realized that some of that's a little bit more difficult than I imagined it would be. And I love the pun so much that I just you're committed
Starting point is 01:09:11 to the Mantis. Yes, that's going to happen. It will happen. But I also think that it might happen after the winter. It may take time. Yeah, it might be a little bit further off than than I want it to be. But it will come, I promise. We all want old man how old Mantis house phone to be healthy. Yes, all right. He's got years of calling in on his old Mantis house phone must thrive. Exactly. And I can't be in a situation where I, you know, get even if it is, you know, some people just like it's just a bug just because it's a bug doesn't mean you can half house having a pet. Yeah, that's unacceptable. If it's a dog, if it's a cat, if it's a Mantis, yeah, yeah. So I'm just covering the bases, but it'll happen.
Starting point is 01:09:55 I'm interested in a couple of your heating melted things. I'm looking at the M120. They need to be able to melt plastic all that 40 to 50 days. If you could give me a ring and let me know how much that would be awesome. Thanks. Shit. Did you call him back? No, I don't know how much it is. I don't know how much they are. This is not the VAT guys. What is that? Is that $40? $1,000? $10,000. I don't know how much a VAT costs. Our phone number is a big disaster. VAT guys. We got it. We had a VAT phone number. I know I would have called VAT guys. I should have got a different phone number. Anyway, Jordan will be back. Yes, we will. But until then we have a website. We do have a website
Starting point is 01:10:34 it's knowledgefight.com. Yep. We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter indeed. It's at Knowledge on the GoFight and I go to bed, Jordan. We're on Facebook. We are on Facebook. If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work. Yeah, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Nio. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm Daryl Rondis. I am the actual rightful king of England. Andy and Chanzas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

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