Knowledge Fight - #481: September 13, 2012
Episode Date: September 14, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time-traveling adventure to explore what was going on with Alex Jones on the day of a couple of Wonks' wedding day. In this installment, Alex picks a surprise fight with ...Ron Paul, helps Jesse Ventura promote a horribly-titled book, and engages in some familiar salesmanship.
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So Alex, I'm a good friend, Colin.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit
about Alex Jones.
Oh, indeed.
We are Dan.
Jordan.
Jordan.
Quick question for you.
What's up?
What's your bright spot today?
Well, this bright spot is a little moment that was brought to you by an alley.
McBeal?
No.
Oh, I was walking to...
Is it a dancing baby?
No.
Oh.
I was walking to the store and I noticed that there was a bit of like blockage in
an alley.
Like there were a bunch of cars backed up.
And so I, you know, one of the routes that I could go to get to the store was through
this alley.
And so I decided to walk through the alley and see what the, who was going on here.
And it turned out that this lady was trying to get in on a fairly tight turn because
someone had parked in the alley and it made it getting into her parking space much more
difficult.
Yes, indeed.
And so I noticed like, oh, this is a problem for a bunch of people.
No one's taken care of this.
And I was like, I guided her, you know, like you can pull back a little bit.
Yeah.
Because I looked, I looked and I saw it like she was clearly like overwhelmed.
She had a kid in the back of the car and I was like, this is, this is the sort of thing
or hey, it takes a couple of minutes out of my day.
I can make everybody happy.
Great stuff.
Instead of these dicks who were just behind her honking, let's not solve a problem.
To be fair, they weren't like aggressively honking or anything, but it felt like the
situation that no one was solving and it was completely easy to solve.
I guess the bright spot is just like being able to, to like help out and then walk around.
Well, it's fantastic.
Go about my day knowing that, you know, look at me with my good Samaritan ass walking around.
It's less good Samaritan and more just like, that was a problem that got solved.
All right.
Like you slap your hands and we did it.
Kind of.
All right.
Yeah.
It's a feeling of.
You built a desk.
Mild accomplishment.
Sure.
Everybody is feeling better at the other end of it.
Of course.
I'm feeling like I helped somebody that lady got into her parking space and she felt helped
by somebody.
Everybody gets to move on with their day.
People who were behind that car ended up and it's all because there's one fucking person
parked in the alley.
Sure.
No reason.
No, no, no.
Let's let's all remember who the real everybody comes away feeling better and just just like,
all right.
That's great.
That's great.
Sometimes small things should be turned into the sports movie where everybody carries
you on their shoulders.
I should have been carried through the alleyway and taken to yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, glad you got there because I got that's the point.
I was trying to what you were going for.
Yes, I agree.
How about you?
Mine is the successful as we finished the U.S. Open or as you finished the U.S. Open
finished.
I didn't finish your your anecdote.
I almost almost like almost similar simultaneously is a little bit earlier.
Okay.
But Dominic team won the U.S. Open defeating Sasha Zverev who I am strongly against.
Okay.
I like that I lost.
I like that he lost.
I love team.
I like a good one handed backhand.
It was great.
It was the first time somebody under the age of 30 has won a U.S. Open in, I don't know,
probably 85 years or however long Nadal's been around.
I'm worried that your bright spots are getting very close to tennis.
I'm not going outside a lot.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not going outdoors.
Still right.
It is.
It is becoming like this is the Sports Center.
Oh, do you want to talk about plants out here?
Do you want to?
Is this the Holman Garden Network?
Well, I mean now that you mentioned it, I have some peas coming in that I'm pretty
excited.
There we go.
Now we're understanding our situations here.
Yes, we have interests.
There are very few other things going on.
Welcome to Plantsy Tennis and Alex Jones.
All right, Jordan.
We got an interesting episode to go over today.
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Or what you could do is you could, I'm sorry.
The moment I get into a space where I'm trying to create something,
you started scratching your beard and I was like, alright,
what you could do is you could take that and scratch your beard with.
No, that's not how that works.
Get a little beard comb.
Shit.
No, take the beard comb to the charity.
It's a beard.
Hmm.
Dan, I think you're worse at this than me.
Scratch your beard.
I really think I'm pretty bad at this.
I know, but I think you're worse.
I'm really taking it to a new level.
What you should do.
Yes.
What's that?
Is you should take a class on how to improvise.
Okay.
I'll take a class on how to improvise.
And then put on a show and give the proceeds of that show to charity
in the form of the generosity that you.
That's great.
Oh boy.
I see.
No, no, no.
You and I are both.
No, we're doing great.
That's for sure.
You scratched your beard and that threw me off.
Yeah.
So, Jordan, today, you know, I think that there is probably a slight
expectation that people might have that we're going to be talking about
Roger Stone and, you know, how the media has decided to cover his.
Yeah, I'm confused.
He calls for a violent overthrow of the country every other day.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Well, it's, I mean, we're closer to the election and maybe things are a little
bit more explicit than they have in the past.
But that's not what we're doing today.
Of course not.
Today, we're doing a very special episode.
Policy Wonk Keith got in touch with me.
All right.
Reached out and wanted to, you know, it's been a bad year.
A lot of negative, a lot of down feelings.
Sure.
You know, we got this coronavirus going around.
COVID-19.
Everybody's had a tough time and he and his wife, Laurel, having their
anniversary and they wanted to go back to the day of their wedding.
Oh, no.
So today, we are going to be time traveling back to September 13th,
2012 to be experiencing what was going on on the Alex Jones show on the day
of Keith and Laurel's wedding.
I think this is a way better one than making a time capsule for someone
who is going to listen to it when they're 16.
I don't know if they'll be really ready to appreciate our show at 16,
but wedding anniversary.
Sure.
We can do that all day, Dan.
Yeah.
So it's their, their eighth anniversary.
Sure.
And Keith informs me that they met 21 years ago.
Oh, Alex is going to hate this.
Oh.
Model UN conference.
We've got the globals of globalists here.
Model globalists.
The shadow gate of gates.
They started listening to the show together a couple of years ago
when Laurel was going through getting diagnosed with a pituitary tumor.
parentheses turns out to at least be non-cancerous.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that would have been a relief.
Yeah.
And I introduced her to both Alex and the podcast through the Christmas Eve
episode with the drunken hatchet throwing.
Jordan turned out to be her spirit animal and she got a lot of emotional
relief screaming at the same things many times a few seconds before.
Since then, it's become a bit of a ritual to keep up with the show.
And she's taking it on as he, she's taken on as a fairly successful
personal endeavor to get in forward listeners to think outside the Alex
box by invading their chat.
I like it.
I enjoy it.
Wow.
Get in there.
I guess that's engaged.
It's courage.
Yeah.
That's courage.
We applaud Laurel.
You put yourself in the, in the.
Am I getting flexed on a little bit that she's yelling a few seconds
before me?
Like, am I, am I getting it?
Am I doing my bad job here?
I don't know if it's getting flexed on, but maybe your reaction time
isn't what it could be.
Maybe I'm a little slow.
Maybe I'm behind.
Yeah.
All right.
So I have a couple out of context drops to, to start before we,
before we get into things.
Here's just something that I thought was really funny.
His new book, I think is one of the best I've ever read.
Democrats and Republicans.
That's just a great sentence.
You can't get better than that sentence.
Yeah.
How could possibly in any world, the best book you've ever read,
Democrats and blah, blah, blah.
Also, it's Jesse Ventura's book.
Yes.
Democrats and reblood.
Yes.
Yeah.
But it's a problem.
It's a bad name because you can't pronounce it.
Republican.
Yeah.
I think it's one of the best I've ever read.
Democrats and rebloblicans.
Rebloblicans.
He can't pronounce it.
He says it over and over.
It's tongue twister.
Yeah.
I would have advised Jesse gets that.
That is not a good name for a book.
All right.
And then the second out of context drop from today's show.
Sure.
Is a teaser for what's to come.
We already know Jesse Ventura is going to be on this show.
And this should tell you that there are dark times ahead.
I don't want to hear about Ron Paul ever again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Is this the beginning of the end for Alex and Ron Paul?
Is this where it begins?
This might have been when Ron Paul shoved ISIS up his dirty asshole.
It could be.
That could be what's going on.
Is that today, huh?
Okay.
Yeah.
So we start here where Alex begins introducing the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is Thursday, the 13th day of September 2012.
Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura will be joining us to give us his take
on election 2012 and beyond.
I just wanted to put that in there as a timestamp as if to be holding up
today's newspaper.
Yes.
Yes, I see.
Alex saying that it's that day.
I understand.
So we can all be sure.
You don't get to say 2020.
So we're all feeling good about that.
I'm Dan.
This is 2012.
No.
2012.
No.
All right.
So here is Alex discussing what's going to be coming up.
We got Jesse Ventura.
We got what else also going to have open phones here, ladies and gentlemen throughout the
broadcast on the state of the world.
I mean, you can call in about whatever you want.
But if you don't call in about the fact that the globalists are trying to gear up World
War three right now to cover the engineered financial collapse to their taking over economically,
but politically, they need a war, a global war, a multi-region war as a political distraction
to get people to rally behind the ongoing takeover.
So this is just after Benghazi.
Yes.
And so there's this idea that Alex has that they're trying to trigger wars in order to
cover up for the financial collapse.
Sure.
Which is interesting because it's very like that seems like, yeah, that's an Alex narrative.
Like that's a classic Alex.
Yeah.
That feels right.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause it doesn't make any sense.
But it seems like it seems like the distraction is far worse than the problem that they're
trying to distract from.
Maybe.
But it also fits with his like his rogues gallery of classic villains who were all the like
international banks.
100 percent.
And stuff.
It feels like.
And at the end of the day, you got a bike gold.
It feels like in that world of conspiracy, this makes sense as opposed to now with like
everybody's drinking blood, their Dracula vampire demons and we've come a long way.
Yeah.
That's something that, you know, you always, you always end up like sort of recognizing
if you look back a little bit, it's like, well, still a liar.
This is still nonsense.
Of course.
At least like this lane makes sense.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can see the sort of connective tissue between this and some valid complaint about
the world.
Right.
Right.
You know, you could point, you know, there's a lot of complaints you can make about the
Federal Reserve.
This is particular brand of of criticism is less based in reality, but there are valid
complaints to be made.
And you can see how you could take real world gripes.
Sure.
And it could get morphed into Alex.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
What we have now is not that it's like when you're watching a movie and you see the conspiracy
theorist with his with his pin board and he's got all the little things and he's got string
tied from picture to picture.
That's interesting.
But if you panned out a little bit and then at the top of that, you've just got a big
like picture of the devil circled with like, this is the guy.
Then you'd be like, OK, well, we're not interested in this conspiracy theorist anymore.
Well, it's the devil.
True.
And if you have like a conspiracy board and it's only got a few pieces of yarn connecting
things, you can kind of like, oh, OK, I get what you're saying.
Right.
If that same conspiracy theorist just gave you a ball of yarn and it was like, it all
makes sense.
Like, I don't know what I'm looking at.
The devil's in the middle.
What?
I don't know.
I'm going to call it a sweaty ball of yarn.
Yes.
There's something on that ball of yarn.
You know it's trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Alex in 2012 also very full of himself, let's say it is so good to be here with you
today.
I'm so honored to be speaking to millions of my fellow humans, not just here in the United
States, Canada, Mexico, but into Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Africa, Asia, Latin America all
over the world from Antarctica to the Marshall Islands.
People are listening to this worldwide transmission.
It's interesting to hear that Alex thinks he has listeners in Antarctica.
There are no native populations in Antarctica unless you're talking about penguins.
The only humans who you could say, quote, live in Antarctica are the scientists who
are there working on some of the research bases that have been set up.
There are 66 bases in all of Antarctica, and the number of people there varies a bit
by season.
Sure.
In the summer months, you might have up to about 4,000 people in Antarctica, whereas
in the winter, that number goes down to about 1,000.
September is squarely in Antarctica's winter months, so the number of potential listeners
for Alex is then at its lowest point.
There are often more tourists passing through Antarctica than there are people, quote, unquote,
living there.
But the problem there is that tourist season doesn't really kick off until November.
And most don't even actually even advise you plan a trip until December or January.
Trying to plan a vacation trip during the Antarctic winter seems like a very unwise
decision.
But then again, info warriors aren't really known for being smart, so maybe Alex is getting
a listener who's like, I'm going to go visit Antarctica during the ass end of their winter.
Just one of the rogue info war scientists out there, just like, all right, I'm studying
climate change, but I don't believe in any of it.
All right.
I don't believe in any of this stuff.
I'm going to get these.
Data from several hundred thousand years ago that obviously didn't happen.
Earth is only 10,000 years old, of course.
Anyways, this is a long, strange trip of mine.
My point here is that I highly doubt that Alex has any listeners in Antarctica.
Strongly doubt.
Yes.
Seems like the indications are not good now.
At this point, Alex has a strong belief that the globalists can just like press a button
and then then jihad bombs happen all over the world.
That's a fun button.
Well, he believes that and here he is literally saying that they can punch a button and al-Qaeda
and other jihadi squads that have been allowed to operate in all our countries will start
bombing things.
And then that will be used to take all of our liberties.
You see, people think it's America versus Iran or it's Europe versus Syria or no, no,
no, no, no.
Global mega bankers financing all sides for conflict and bedlam so they can destroy once
free societies.
See, this makes sense conspiracy wise.
Like this is, okay, yes, the evil, big, bad guys are using.
It's Dr. Strangelove.
Well, we're in a place that makes sense.
I mean, it's just basic, classic, false flaggery, like that's at least like it's not, it's not
an overly complicated thing that involves other dimensions and demons and like all that
shit.
So like, okay, I mean, I still disagree with it and I still think he's basing this on next
to nothing, but at least.
Does the devil apply retroactively to Alex Jones's career now?
I must.
Do we have, we have to recontextualize everything that we see in the past through what it eventually
becomes because it must be, this has to be like lost, you know, there has to have been
a plan from the beginning.
That's where things get really difficult.
That's trouble.
Where's Mr. Echo?
Where does this begin and where does it end?
Yeah, because I mean, the devil didn't just come into play.
I can't possibly have been on the sidelines this whole time.
Yeah.
And then in 2018, he starts problems.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So obviously all this is still supposed to be the devil.
Yeah.
Which makes it difficult because he doesn't say that.
Right.
He's just talking about this in terms of political intrigue.
Right.
The great game of nations.
Of course.
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, I mean, our ideas are stupid and we can talk about stuff in more
detail when we need to.
Sure.
But like, at least.
It's great.
Yeah.
It's real life shit.
At least it's human.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not demonic.
Yeah.
We're not talking to, look, the Lusitania sank, but it's, you know, the fucking demons didn't
come out from beneath the water to open the Bombay doors.
They'll say that the globalists hate humans and they want to depopulate and stuff like
that.
Of course.
But it's not like specifically at the behest of Beelzebub.
Exactly.
It's like, all right.
So the globalists have this terrorist button that they can press and then they cause this
trouble and then they gain power.
Sure.
And it's simple, man.
Even a kid could understand this.
And again, before I get into this news, it's something a child can understand.
However, Revenge of the Sith came out 10 years ago or whatever it is to reply.
Not really.
When, yeah, I guess it was about seven, eight years ago.
Guys, look up when Revenge of the Sith came out for me, episode three of the cheesy Star
Wars prequels, not really a fan of those films, the fact that they have important art types
in them.
But how amazing is that that you condescendingly were making fun of Alex saying that he's not
really.
And then he follows through with it.
What a dick.
He's very predictable.
Even throughout the past.
Yeah.
So say you like Star Wars, man.
You might as well.
I like Star Wars.
Sure.
Yeah.
You have a senator on a little known planet who finances a group to attack his planet
over over trade deals came out in 2005.
So seven years ago.
And then he uses that to become prominent in the Senate.
Then he finances groups, terrorists to attack the home world, but is it Coruscant as a pretext
to then say that there isn't enough of an army.
There isn't enough of a police state to stop the terrorist attacks.
And so then he abolishes the old Republic basically using that and then hunts down, hunts
down the old police force and wipes them out.
Now, when when the movie came out, the media all over the place said, we don't understand
the plot.
We don't know what this means.
I don't think they did.
I think they said this is stupid.
It wasn't that we were confused.
No, I don't remember people being confused.
I remember people like.
I remember people being bored.
Very bored.
Yeah.
They're very boring.
There was the whole drama about Jar Jar Binks.
Sure.
That was certainly a difficult period.
Let's not forget the Trade Federation's wonderful accent work.
Nobody was offended by that.
There were there were a lot of issues that were not related to what does this mean?
I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
An evil man would false flag something.
We're just media people.
We can't understand.
Yeah, I think on a on a on the basis of like, OK, getting the broad strokes of the plot,
I think everyone could handle it.
You know, the bad guy.
He's doing evil shit.
He's a magical Sith Lord.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, it's interesting too that Alex brings up these, you know, this whole, you know,
the prequels and stuff.
First of all, fucking love.
He's not.
He's not a fan of Star Wars.
But I noticed something else.
And that was like when he comes in from commercial break, he plays this.
You are either with the Republic or against it.
One of the big points about the turn of Darth Vader is him thinking in absolutes.
Obi-Wan tells him only a Sith thinks in absolutes.
Sure.
Sure.
So Alex has to have seen that movie and seen that point.
Well, he still thinks there's like, and even one of Alex's like real world bad guys,
George Bush, George W. Bush, you're with us or you're with the terrorists?
Sure.
Like these thinking in absolute ideas are traditionally viewed through the prism of
like that being limited and that being a bad way to approach.
Of course.
Approach things.
Yeah.
Alex still thinks.
I don't know.
No, but he likes the bad guys.
He doesn't.
He does like the bad guys.
Yeah.
He's a bigger fan of the bad guys than he is.
The good guys.
He kind of does.
Yeah.
So Alex believes that this, this whole thing in Star Wars is a allegory for 9 11.
Sure.
And he believes that George Lucas did interviews where he was basically, yeah, basically.
I did 9 11.
Truth or sure.
And George Lucas did interviews from the Cannes Film Festival and others.
He said, what do you mean you can't get it?
Criminal elements in the government are staging terror attacks as a pretext to take over society
just like we're seeing today.
So he basically is a 9 11.
Truth or George Lucas love him or hate him.
That's what he said.
He said, just like we're seeing today, he said that the Cannes Film Festival.
Go look it up.
It was all over the news.
He still played dumb and said, we don't know what this means, but children do.
We don't get it.
So here's a clip of that George Lucas interview that Alex is talking about.
American politics has always been behind these films.
People have read in from the very beginning.
They read in the relationship between the US and the Soviet Union, Watergate.
Now in this episode, without quite being Michael Moore, it is very political.
There are references to how we become, what we feared.
There are references to the state of the Republic.
How intentional was that for you?
Well, the story, the political backstory was written 30 years ago.
It was written during the Vietnam War in Richard Nixon era.
I didn't want to do a movie about how people take over democracy.
I wanted to figure out how democracies give themselves over to tyrants.
And after the Roman Senate killed Caesar, why did they turn the whole thing over to his
nephew?
Here's an interesting thing about democracy is if you don't treat it well, if you don't
do your job, especially if you're a representative in the Senate or the parliament or whatever,
the whole thing can go awry because if you're always bickering and not agreeing on things
and doing the people's work who elected you, a tyrant will come in and take over and do
it for you because the people want to get the job done.
And they will tend to go where the person that's got the most leadership is.
It seems like a warning about Trump.
Yeah, that's not wrong.
That's not wrong.
Yeah, I don't know if, you know, George Lucas was going around Cannes Film Festival yelling,
they're false flying at everybody.
Don't you get it?
My film shows this.
I'm pretty sure that that level headed response to a question was actually him secretly screaming
on the inside.
Bush did 9 11.
Alex can see through the bullshit, man.
I think all of those words that he said, if you take the first letter of each of them,
it spells out GW Bush did 9 11.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
Yeah, he's very clever that George Lucas.
Yeah.
So Alex has, you know, obviously there's, you know, some feelings about Benghazi and
there's some feelings about various protests that are happening in the Middle East and
countries like Yemen and Egypt.
And it's interesting because at this point, it's pretty soon after the actual attack on
Benghazi.
Yeah.
And so there isn't like a developed narrative.
There isn't a lot of like Clinton lied.
People died.
Sure.
That kind of thing.
There's no.
Yeah.
And so at this point, all Alex has to go on really is discussing what is said to be the
inciting event of this, which is that movie that the trailer had come out of called Innocence
of Muslims.
And so Alex has some ideas about this.
He thinks it's a false fly.
Okay.
It's meant to get out of hand.
And now you've got this movie, there probably isn't even a movie.
Paul Watson's got an article on it.
It's just a trailer, just like, what was it five years ago?
They had the Prophet Muhammad cartoons and all these neocon control newspapers in Europe
ran it to antagonize the Muslims and sure it's wrong that, you know, some of the Muslims
can't deal with free speech.
What?
That's not a debate I'm having.
The point is it was meant to antagonize.
It was artificially done.
And now they're doing it again.
So this film that Alex is referring to, like I said, it's called Innocence of Muslims.
And although Alex is wrong about just about everything else, he's absolutely right that
that film was an intentional attempt to anger Muslims.
Oh, okay.
It was not the globalists who made it, though, or the CIA or whoever he wants to assign blame
to.
It was Rob Do.
No.
The credit goes to an Egyptian Coptic Christian named Nakula Basili Nakula.
Nakula claimed that he was trying to make a film called Desert Warrior, which was presented
as a sort of past dystopian action war adventure movie.
In the process of shooting this film, Nakula captured footage of actors that he then re-edited
and imagined as being figures from Islamic history through voiceovers.
The people acting in the film had no idea that they would be used this way and many
were pretty offended.
Yeah, that's not good.
There were outbreaks of protests in countries like Yemen and Egypt kind of understandably
after the trailer for this came out because of its quite negative portrayal of Mohammed
and Muslims in general.
Initially, the attack on Benghazi was associated with the release of the trailer for this film,
but subsequent investigations have called that theory into question.
Nakula, the director of Innocence of Muslims, apparently had a pretty extensive criminal
history.
He was arrested in 1997 with possession of materials used to cook methamphetamines and
$45,000 in a paper bag.
He was charged with intent to manufacture methamphetamines.
Ah, well, you don't know what that 45 grand was for.
Come on.
He was guilty and was sentenced to a year in jail and a bit of probation, which he would
go on to violate in 2002 and get another year in prison.
Then in 2010, he, quote, pleaded no contest to federal bank fraud charges after being
indicted in a somewhat intricate scheme involving fake bank accounts created using stolen social
security numbers.
That one netted him 21 months in jail and fines amounting to about $790,000.
Damn.
That's a lot of paper bags.
Yeah, it is.
Anyway, when he got out of prison, he started working on the next scam, which was to fraud
actors into being in a film called Desert Warrior, which he would then re-edit to be
a movie that's specifically designed to anger Muslims.
Unfortunately, he tried to direct the film using an alias, Sam Basile.
Given that his most recent felony conviction had to do with using aliases to commit bank
fraud, one of the conditions of supervised release for him was that he couldn't use
aliases, which he definitely did in the making of this movie.
You have one job.
You've got one rule.
You just got to put your name on the film and you just can't do it.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
So in late September, 2012, Nicola was arrested again on eight charges of probation violations.
He reached a plea agreement where four of these violations were dropped and then he went
back to prison for a year on the others.
None of the probation violations had to do with the content of the film that he made.
It was just the fraud that he used in order to make it.
Right.
Anyway, this movie was not the work of the globalists.
It was an extreme anti-Islam educator with a rich history of felonies and frauds who
did it.
And Alex is pretending that it was a false flag by the globalists in order to anger Muslims
and to causing violence in foreign countries in order to justify crackdowns or whatever.
No, it was just a dude who hates Muslims who has a history of fraudulent behavior instigating
shit against Muslims, which I think Alex knows a lot of guys like that, perhaps almost exclusively
guys like that.
He might not have known nearly as many in 2012, but it does seem like he does not.
He does not hate it, especially doesn't seem to think that Islam is a uniform thing in
2012.
Interesting.
He talks about Chia Sunni distinctions.
Oh, that's right.
I remember he did used to know about those.
It doesn't been on this episode, too.
Fascinating.
He talks about like, oh, you're saying al-Qaeda is working with Iran.
That's nonsense.
Yeah.
Like that kind of thing.
Really?
Yeah.
That's wild.
Yeah.
He has at least some awareness of stuff that he doesn't in the present.
Yeah.
Conveniently.
Sure.
So this, this movie was made to antagonize and that's correct, but Alex is wrong again
about everything else.
Is Muhammad movie a contrived fraud?
I've looked at it.
Yes.
I mean, the way they promote it going.
That's Jews gave us 5 million to make this.
The way the press release is written, the way no one knows who's behind it.
It's meant to antagonize the Muslims.
So the claims that the film was financed by wealthy Jews came directly from Sam Basile,
which again is the alias that Nakula used in order to create the movie.
Okay.
So this guy is a real shitster.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Gotcha.
In trying to hype up the film, Nakula had claimed that he wasn't Israeli and that he'd received
$5 million from, quote, wealthy Jewish friends in order to make the film.
But of course that was all bullshit and it's more lies coming from a guy whose chief occupation
seems to be lying.
Subsequent investigations uncovered that the film cost between $50,000 and $60,000 and
that he'd received the money to make it from his wife's family who live in Egypt.
I wonder how they feel about the whole situation.
Probably not great.
Probably not good now.
Alex is taking at face value the claims of a con man, which he's then using to establish
his own conspiracy theory about the film that the con man was trying to make.
That's the fucking story of 2020 right there.
Man.
That's how we live now.
It's a nesting doll of bullshit.
Yeah.
He takes the lives of a con man who happens to be the president and packages them into
his own bullshit to resell and then that sells back to the president and it creates a nice
little fun feedback loop where we all die at the end.
It's very annoying.
It's great.
Alex believes that the CIA made this and he's like, man, it's just a shame that these Muslims
are taking the bait.
It's meant to antagonize kind of their wild redneck version of Muslims to go out and say
you're not going to insult my God.
I mean, it is pure manipulation and the Muslims are taking the bait 110%.
Why doesn't Alex ever have this perspective when it comes to the Satan temple trying to
put up a monument somewhere?
Oh, because that's the devil.
Right.
But you got to fight the devil head on, Dan.
You can't give the devil an inch.
All right.
He thinks that the Muslims are getting tricked because something sacrilegious to them is being
demonstrated.
Yeah, they're falling for it.
They're taking the bait.
They're falling for that.
Agent provocateurs.
It's the Satanist temple when they are actually...
That's because that's Satan, Dan.
When the Satanist temple is actually fucking with...
No, that's Satan.
He's tricking you by thinking that you'll be tricked into thinking that he's fucking with
you when this is actually his serious plan, Dan.
I think that the goal of all this sort of thing is generally to make it look like any
complaint that's being levied by groups that Alex doesn't like is invalid.
They're all being tricked into doing it by this evil group that Alex fights against.
Yeah, he's removing agency from his enemies.
They are, again, not people in just a different way.
And that's also a way for him to recontextualize what he experiences as hate, but he doesn't
want other people to.
Of course.
So, again, just to make it totally clear, he thinks that this is the CIA.
I mean, this is...
They're calling this...
This was made with $5 million by rich Jews.
I mean, you could just see MI6, CIA, Meshad.
I mean, I'm sure they were all involved in the production.
It made me an outside merc group just laughing.
Here, how do we stir these people up?
Okay, we got $5 million from rich Jews.
Meanwhile, they shot this on a blue screen, you know, on the back acres at Lainley, Virginia.
I mean, this is such a low-budget piece of junk.
$5 million my foot.
I mean, sure.
I mean, $5 million is a very exaggerated budget for this film to have had, but just baseless.
Baseless wild accusations and claims that the CIA did this in Langley, nonsense.
All right.
All right.
Deputy Director.
Anybody here who can make a really, really terrible film that will piss off Muslims?
No, we got to call Blackwater then.
We need to hire an outside merc group in order to make our propaganda films.
That sounds right.
So the problem is, you know, Americans are so dumb now.
They're dumb because we've been dumbed down because of TV.
Sure.
TV is confusing people.
Wow, that's fair.
This is where...
Alex, really, this falls apart pretty quick.
I've seen J walking episodes where people can't even find the U.S. on a world map.
It doesn't have the name on it.
I mean, I mean, it is a joke.
It is a joke what this country's turned into, and it's television.
You turn on television, all of it is a destructive message.
The new normal.
And people are like, oh, don't you be anti-alternative lifestyle?
That isn't even on my radar screen.
But you know what?
My kids can't watch television because you want to confuse them.
Every time I turn the television on at night to see what's on, it's anti-male, anti-family,
pro-abortion, anti-gun, pro-big government, they're to screw people up, trying to make
sure that people get confused, trying to make sure.
And what did the government documents, Club of Rome and others said?
They said they would promote homosexuality and all this and in the family so no one had
families to stand together.
It seems like you're trying to make this a really broad, the media is tricking everybody
and stuff, but your focused complaint seems to be on, you don't want your kids seeing
people who are LGBTQ and seeing them as normal people.
And you don't want to see depictions of them as anything other than like...
Every time I turn on the TV, I see non-straight white males, and I don't understand why this
is happening.
Right.
And, but only from before 1964, that's how I do it.
That's the only way.
Yeah, it seems like this is a real interesting, I'm being facetious, it's not interesting
at all, but ambitious, no it's not really ambitious, but it's an attempt to masquerade
what is just like your discomfort with depictions of people who you are uncomfortable with.
You're like, oh no, it's a bigger issue than that.
Yeah, it is annoying to hear arguments from the late 1960s about how television is going
to ruin us all, repackage just so you don't want to see a gay person.
You don't want to watch the new normal.
Yeah, exactly.
So anyway, but Alex doesn't hate people being gay or anything, I mean, come on.
I don't sit there and hate you because of what you do sexually.
I am angry at the globalist for going in and trying to program you and putting chemicals
in your food that in thousands of studies cause every mammal species to become bisexual.
Look, I don't hate you for being gay, I'm mad at the globalist for making you gay.
I don't hate you for being gay, I just can't acknowledge that there's any possibility you're
a legitimate person and not the creation of my ultimate enemy.
Right.
What do you not understand?
It's not about you.
It's just an attack on my very masculinity and the structure of the family.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I don't get it.
Look, I don't hate you for being gay.
I just refuse to believe that anyone is actually gay if they would just eat real food and not
watch TV.
Right.
Duh.
It's not that I hate you, it's that I don't think you're a person.
I just think you're entirely invalid.
I have the ability to make choices about my own life and you don't and that's why I hate
the globalists and also you should be wiped off the face of the earth, but that's their
fault.
We got to restart and you got to go and we just got it's because of them.
It's a really strange like I mean that clip is only like 20 seconds long.
Yeah, it's like I don't I don't hate you for what you do sexually, but you're not a human
being.
No, your choices are basically just a tablet on.
Yeah, you're a gay bot.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you've had a computer chip put into the base of your neck and now you're gay.
Why don't you understand that this is not your fault?
Very weird.
Yeah.
Very weird, Alex.
Interesting line.
So Alex teases some news that's going to be coming up.
He's got some special reports and I got to say this.
This is really fascinating to me.
We're not going to listen to anybody because it's boring as shit.
Sure.
The field pieces that he has, he plays two of them.
They are so much more like local news than the stuff now is just like, yeah, Caitlin
Bennett or before she was gone, Millie Weaver going out and antagonizing people and then
like, oh, they threw something at me.
Why are all liberal stupid?
Why are you throwing things at me?
Yeah, right.
It's like that.
And you know, like I think I think part of that I don't know if it happened after Owen
Schreuer came around, but Owen Schreuer before he got hired was like making videos of himself
going to protests and yelling at people.
And I think some of that might have rubbed off and like brought that with I also think
that that is what draws a lot of clicks.
Sure.
I think that there was a lot of people who are like, this is more entertaining than
let's say Jakari Jackson going out and actually getting sound of that would be terrible.
It was shocking to me the the field pieces actually having like interviews with people
on the street.
Really?
And like sound clips.
Interesting.
Yeah.
It was it was weird.
They're fascinating.
Now, one of them has to do with our buddy, Dr. Ron Paul.
Now, coming up later in the broadcast, we have a special report.
Is Ron Paul going to run for governor of Texas?
Our very own reporter, David Ortiz is going to be investigating that.
It's not big poppy.
It's different David Ortiz.
I knew it wasn't him.
Yeah.
I knew it wasn't him.
Turns out Ron Paul not not going to run for governor.
He was still hitting 30 plus home runs a year at 2012.
Right.
So we have another another report that Alex probably wants to pretend didn't happen.
And Dan Badandi goes out and talks to Americans on the streets of Austin about their knowledge
of the Constitution.
All of that will air here on the broadcast today.
I didn't hear that one, but I imagine it's not nearly as professional.
The Kraken going out to people about the Constitution.
Yeah.
What do you know about the Constitution?
I don't know.
What do you know about the Constitution?
I'm going to power bomb you.
I believe the fifth.
This is your question for you.
I'm not going to answer that question.
So Alex said at the beginning of this that he was going to take calls, man, open phones.
Sure.
And he did tease around a couple of times that he wants calls about his World War scenario
that he's playing out.
But he also said at the beginning, you can call in about whatever you want.
Yeah.
But I would prefer they'll threatening kind of definitely say you can call in about whatever
you want.
Open phones.
So here's the first call.
Okay.
Tim in Maine.
You're on the air.
Tim, welcome.
How you doing, Alex?
First, I'd like to say I'm a big fan.
I really enjoy your show.
And I have a suggestion, an idea that Ron Paul shouldn't run for governor.
We should do a writing campaign.
You, your listeners, everybody we can get in touch with, just write Ron Paul's name
in.
Anyway.
Anything else?
If we can't get him as president, it'll show him that we're not stupid.
We don't want to want your choices anymore.
We want our choices.
Not here yet.
Listen, did you hear me ask callers?
What their take is on the attempt to start World War three?
I did not.
Okay.
I appreciate your call.
I appreciate that.
Again, we don't screen your calls, but sometimes I say, Hey, we're opening the phones up.
I said like five times.
What's your take on the situation in the Middle East?
Alex does not seem to want to talk about Ron Paul.
It doesn't seem like it.
That's weird for me because I've listened to his episodes after 2012 and he's loved
Ron Paul.
I've listened to episodes in 2008 and 2012 during the primaries and the election season
or has gone ho on Ron Paul.
Loves him.
But before he loved Trump, he was pushing for Rand Paul in the 2016 election.
Indeed.
It seems very strange to me that he's close with the fault with the whole Paul family.
It's very weird to me that he doesn't want to talk about Ron Paul.
And I thankfully, he doesn't let that be a mystery.
Okay, good.
Alex spends a lot of time complaining about Ron Paul on this episode.
I'm going to go back to your calls.
I'm not mad at the caller.
And since you bring it up, let's just digress now.
Hell, we know nobody's going to call in about World War three.
Anyways, nobody cares about that.
Here's the deal.
I initially, whenever Rand Paul endorsed Romney enthusiastically got really upset.
And it was because I'd watched Jesse Benton behind the scenes, not go after Romney.
And that's now been admitted by Doug Weed, you know, top of the campaign, that that was
Jesse Benton's decision.
Jesse Benton can hardly talk, folks.
I'm not trying to be mean.
I mean, he's not that smart.
It's interesting.
So we got this Jesse Benton guy worked on Ron Paul's campaign, who Alex seems to be
very mad at hates him, hates him.
And Alex's it's his standard thing like this person can't even talk, can't even barely
talk.
Yeah, that's that's everybody he hates.
That's what he says about.
Right.
Well, I mean, he said about Hillary.
That's what he says about Biden.
Sure.
But I mean, his job, the only way he can measure his success, I imagine, is by his own ability.
So he can talk for three hours unabated.
I imagine that's that's like that would be your measuring stick, you know?
Yeah.
He could only talk an hour on my show is like you're you're 33 percent as good as me.
I don't know.
That's weird.
That is super weird.
It's just it's it seems like a guy who's got like one pitch.
Sure.
One pitch and it's I can't talk.
Yeah.
He's done funny.
Your appearance, make fun of your face, make fun of your talking can't just like he has
bad ideas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Jesse Benton was working on the Paul's campaigns and he's run afoul of Alex somehow.
And this means Alex is done with the fucking Paul's man.
Really?
I've just got to be honest about this.
I'm done talking about Ron Paul.
I'm done talking about any of it.
I still think they're good guys overall.
I think, you know, Rand's doing some good work in the Senate overall.
But if people call in about Ron Paul, you're not going to get the responses you've got
for me in the past.
Okay.
I just you don't want to go there with me, okay?
Because I know too much.
He knows too much.
About what?
Stuff.
This time.
Stuff.
This time.
Well, yeah.
But you've always known too much.
What is it?
Yep.
This is this is that things like they're good.
You know, they're fine people.
Yeah.
But it's not the same.
No.
It'll never be the same as it once was.
And it is the same.
Later.
Of course.
This is very weird.
Jesse Benton guy.
Yeah.
Why is the walls involved with this?
I mean, I guess they hired him, but he's mad at everybody that anybody he likes hires
because none of the people that he likes actually do the stuff that he thinks that they're
going to do.
Right.
So he blames everybody that works for them without ever realizing that those two, those
are one and the same.
And it's a pattern that happens all the time.
No.
And one thing that's actually kind of interesting about this 2012 version of Alex is that like
he does wrestle with like, I'm mad at this Jesse Benton.
And I think he's a piece of shit, but I can't morally just blame him.
That's on Ron Paul too.
Like he he's going along with Benton.
All right.
And so like I'm deeply suspicious something's something's up, especially considering we
know because it's 2020 as we're recording this, that like Alex does not continue to
hate.
He can't even control that kind of feeling that that like that ability to be introspective
about whether or not you can support someone who hires people that you don't like.
Jesse Benton, though, is a villain.
Okay.
She already said mean things about Jesse Benton.
He doesn't matter.
I said two weeks ago, you watch, he's going to go work for the main line Republican Party
because I knew that from inside.
Okay.
And now it's all over the news today that he's going to work for Mitch McConnell.
So Jesse Benton did go on to work for Mitch McConnell and that fuck Jesse Benton for sure.
But then, you know, kind of, uh, it was a problem when he got convicted of quote, arranging
for money to be funneled through a vendor to an influential Iowa state senator who
dropped his support for another Republican candidate in favor of Ron Paul.
There was a, there was a whole thing where Michelle Bachman had support from this, uh,
this, uh, state senator in Iowa and there was some, uh, some monies that might have
gone to him and, uh, it looked like he got paid to support Ron Paul.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's, that's not something I'm going to go down for.
I'm not going to go down for trying to get Ron Paul anywhere.
Guess what?
Jesse Benton did.
Why would you do that?
So while serving as McConnell's campaign manager, Benton had a bit of chaos unrelated
to felonies though.
When record, uh, there was a recording of him that, uh, got released where he was discussing
how he had to quote, hold his nose for two years while working for McConnell in order
to help ran Paul's chances in 2016.
This tape was dubbed nose gate or nose water and it became part of a campaign to attack
McConnell as not a true conservative in the 2014 GOP, uh, primary.
That was clearly an effective strategy and we haven't heard anything about Mitch McConnell
since.
Yeah, especially not from his conservative bona fides.
No, no.
The involvement of Jesse Benton in McConnell's campaign apparatus is seen by many as a crucial
element in creating a bit of an alliance between Mitch McConnell's mainstream GOP and
the nutty grassroots tea party followers of the Paul family without whatever machinations
probably took place behind the scenes.
There's a decent chance that McConnell would not be in office right now because he would
have lost the support of the tea party as, uh, folks that Jesse Benton helped bring
along.
Do you know what it is?
It's a lot like to me, like when you find, when the, when a cop is caught, uh, planting
evidence and then every case that the cop worked on then has to be reexamined through
the justice system.
Yeah.
Like if your campaign manager, uh, goes to jail, all campaigns should have to be like,
I don't think he actually went to jail.
Okay.
Fine.
But I get, I get your point.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you can't, you can't be, you can't just like wave your hands away and be like, hey,
you know, you got away with that one.
No.
If he's, if he committed a crime for his state center for Ron Paul's failed campaign
for the primaries.
Yeah, exactly.
To get support away from Michelle Bachman, do you think this guy is not going to cheat
for the big times?
Come on.
Well, uh, also, I should tell you this, I don't know if this makes you feel any differently,
but, uh, Jesse Benton is technically Ron Paul's grandson.
Okay.
Sure.
Since he's married to Ron Paul's granddaughter.
Okay.
Great.
So he's a family.
Sure.
Fine.
And just because this shit is always fun in March, 2016, it was announced that the Great
America pack, a major Trump, uh, super pack had hired Jesse Benton as their chief strategist
in an article about the hire Doug weed, who Alex already referenced earlier, uh, as a
big wig in the Paul campaign said, quote, I think Jesse is one of the best political
minds in the country.
He understands the cross section of the insurgent outsider and the political establishment.
Then in October, 2016, Jesse Benton was caught in a sting operation agreeing to launder $2
million in donations from a fake Chinese national donor through his consultant company, ultimately
the, with the money going to sport Trump.
It is too easy to trap these people.
It is.
Do you know what it is?
This is evidence that the, that the whole fucking apparatus is geared towards protecting
conservatives with a lot of money because it feels like so far based on every investigation
that we've seen that has actually taken down like a right wing operative, they have been
filled with comical errors where the guys just have to be like, okay, well, we're going
to press record.
And then they're like, we love committing crimes.
I'm going to commit this crime.
We'll take that 2 million.
Yeah.
Give me a legal money.
I'm numb.
I'm numb.
I'm numb.
It's too easy.
Put your record button on your phone.
Every time you go see one of these guys, you'll hear them commit a crime.
Does seem like this dude has done a bit.
So Alex hates Jesse Benton because Jesse's actually involved in shit.
Benton's an asshole and a criminal, but he's actually in the mix in a way that Alex can
only pretend to be.
Jesse was in the Paul campaigns.
He worked to merge the mainline GOP in the tea party and he was willing to commit crimes
to support Trump and Ron Paul's campaign.
Very, very, very well.
Alex hates him because he's the real deal.
Very willing to commit crimes.
Yeah.
But he did one thing that Alex cannot forgive.
We've seen the video of at Paul Fest that was snubbed by the Pauls and everybody.
We've seen the footage where Peter Schiff shows people the text from Jesse Benton saying,
don't go to Paul Fest.
It's extremist.
And that's what I can't handle.
It's one thing if the Pauls kind of get married off of the Republican establishment and try
to influence it towards libertarianism and freedom in some way.
I get all that to a certain extent.
You can debate it either way.
But the Jesse Benton talking and acting like Southern Private Law Center or ADL and the
things I've known have gone on behind the scenes the last few years and all the things
that happened.
This is very sad to see after all this great work Ron Paul has done and that we've done
supporting him, patriots out there, to just kind of see campaign for liberty and the whole
political list of donors.
Because I now get solicitations from neocons.
The list is out there.
This is what it's actually about.
But it's interesting because like if I don't know if this Jesse Benton told Ron Paul that
Paul Fest is full of extremists or whatever.
Sure, sure, sure.
If I were in Benton's position and I viewed myself as a competent strategist, I would
say do not go there.
Hey buddy, that place is filled with extremists.
I wouldn't say extremists necessarily, but I'd be like, hey, that looks bad.
Don't, don't go to that.
I watched a video of a rapper at Paul Fest wrapping in a giant room that is maybe one
eighth full.
Sure.
He's wearing an American flag t-shirt and it's embarrassing.
Okay.
I don't think if Ron, I don't think it would serve Ron Paul's interests, even if he's
not running for president anymore.
I still think it would look bad.
I would, I would advise him against going to that as well.
Yeah.
I'm going to, I would advise everybody against going against that.
You bet.
Unless you're going on some kind of a Hunter S. Thompson-esque, like you're doing a bunch
of drugs.
Sure.
That's a great idea.
And reporting on the soul of Paul Fest.
You might get, you might lose this one though.
You might not wake up after this one.
Yeah.
This is, it's, it's, it comes down to, he believes that Jesse Benton is being brought
into the McConnell campaign because he has the donor list.
Sure.
From the Paul campaign.
And that very well may be the case.
Alex got a text for money and he didn't like it.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean, there is some reality to stuff like this.
I don't know how much it permeates the world of higher politics in this way, but I do know
that from like working as a, like a producer of shows here in Chicago, that people who
produce shows would cultivate email lists.
Totally.
That they would be able to use to promote their shows and things like that.
And those were highly valued commodities.
People would talk about other producers who had giant lists that they put together.
And it is something that has capital in, in.
Oh no.
Sanders mailing list after he dropped out in 2016 was incredibly valuable to Hillary
and them.
Now, the extent to which one person has control over it, I don't know.
But the idea that McConnell would bring in Jesse Benton saying it's just for this list
seems reductive, but what your action, what Alex is trying to actually say, which is he
wants you that like McConnell wants your support and he's selling you like Benton selling
you to McConnell or whatever.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
There's kind of a spiritual truth to that a little bit.
Yeah.
And I think Alex resents that.
I think he takes it very personally because he owns Ron Paul, God damn it.
Right.
Right.
Ron Paul has said that his money bombs, like they, most of the support is from Info Wars
people.
Yeah.
Alex made Ron Paul.
Oh man.
It's a documentary that Alex put out.
So I think that he's taking this really, really personally.
I can see that.
Mitch McConnell hires Ron Paul aid to run his campaign.
We're committed to running a presidential level campaign in Kentucky and that starts
with a presidential campaign manager.
McConnell said in a statement, Jesse is literally the best of the business at building an organization
conservative grassroots movement.
No, he's not.
He's the best at going on my show and other libertarian and constitutional shows and getting
our money and our support.
And now he's taken that list over to the Republican party and Mitch McConnell.
That's what went on.
Now I'm done talking about this and I'm not going to talk about Ron Paul anymore.
When people call him with stars in their eyes, I'm about to throw up on the radio.
Okay.
So just please don't do it.
Don't do it.
In fact, I know a lot more folks and I'm not going there.
Ron Paul shows ISIS up your dirty asshole.
Jesus.
Tell me what you know.
Ron Paul shows Mitch McConnell up your dirty asshole.
Right.
What are you doing?
If he was drunk, that's how this would sound probably.
Yeah, that is it is it is nice to see he's still professional back then to the point
where he's mad, but he's not throwing a drunk tantrum.
Right.
This can come off as like, I mean, if you look at it and you think about it a little bit,
it is a little bit petty.
Yeah.
But at the same time, the pettiness has underpinnings of some ideological sure something to it.
Some betrayal.
Yeah.
I agree with him.
There's a part of me that's like, you understand how these people you understand how these
people work, right?
You know, like this guy's job is to sell your information to many different people, any
of whom might buy it or not.
He doesn't care.
It's his job.
He's going to go run a campaign for Mitch McConnell or he's going to run a campaign
for Ron Paul.
He doesn't give a shit.
And we know from Nosegate that this dude, Jesse Benton, even when he was working for
McConnell, was privately indicating that he thought it was the best thing to do to help
Rand Paul.
He's Ron Paul's grandson.
Exactly.
Yeah.
This guy's still on the team, man.
Yeah.
There's an argument that could be made that Alex is taking like an incredibly narrow view
of this.
But which is something that people don't say about Alex.
Never.
Never.
But it's just really funny to hear him say stuff like this.
The polls got starstruck, Ron Paul got old, whatever.
They sailed off of the sunset and they're hooked up with the Republican Party and Jesse Benton
is a genius.
And I'm an extremist.
Okay.
And you're an extremist and all those families at Paul Fester scum, I'm going to stand with
those families.
Okay.
Okay.
That's who I'm with.
I'm with the American people.
Not with Mitch McConnell.
We'll be right back.
I'm not going to crawl up his rear end.
Ha!
You will.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be a long crawl.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to get all the way up there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ha!
It's interesting because like what Alex is talking about is like, I'm with these Ron
Paul families and all this stuff.
I'm not with the GOP.
But because of the work that people like Jesse Benton did and the people who worked to merge
the GOP and the fringe Tea Party stuff.
Yeah.
And that is the work, the hard work that enabled Alex to now pretend that he's not doing that.
Yeah.
His fringe weirdos have taken over the GOP.
Yep.
So that's one of those ways in which I'm like, Alex hates the guy who's doing the thing
that he pretends to do.
He doesn't like the long game.
No.
The long game is very hard and it involves plans and like all kinds of things.
It's funny how brilliant he sees the globalists are and how their plans are infinitely long
and thousands of years and obviously the devil is running them and all this stuff.
But anybody on his team who has a plan that lasts longer than like scream for a bit, he's
like, no!
Yeah.
I hate you!
Yep.
Oh boy.
So Alex, like, I mean, I think that he's making some fair critiques of the Pauls.
One of them is that they pretended to be more serious about their chances in order to make
money.
That's fair.
But if somebody I don't know does me wrong, it's not personal.
I don't get upset.
That's just life.
When we've worked and been passionate and defended and done so much for someone and
to watch them really turn their back on the Liberty movement.
But Ropa dope keep everybody going along like he was going to be president when Rand was
already announcing, you know, five months ago that it was a done deal.
Last time he was on the show that, you know, that things had already been decided.
It was it was all just an exercise in in capitalizing on a political list and raising money.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Buddy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Man, I it's weird to realize that I was more jaded eight years ago than Alex was towards
the political process.
Somehow I was like, oh, man, we got Obama in and then a year later, I was like, oh, shit,
this whole thing is a lie.
Everyone's full of shit.
Well, he's not going to do fuck all Tim Geithner, all that shit.
And even if everything isn't a lie, there are still just sort of realities of intricacies
and complicated ways in which things can be done that maybe you can't capture in a campaign.
Yeah.
You know, there's disappointments that aren't necessarily deceit.
Yeah.
Alex is realizing that Ron Paul was fundraising.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good work, buddy.
So he doesn't want to really thought Andrew Yang had a chance to be the Democratic nominee.
Sure.
I think he really had the chance.
So he doesn't even want out Ron on the show anymore.
Oh, sure.
So the Ron Paul revolution had to get derailed to a great extent because some punk married
Ron Paul's granddaughter.
I've done.
Don't call my show folks about Ron Paul.
I don't ever want to hear about him again.
Okay.
We don't ask him on the show.
We don't want him on the show.
Go hang out, hang out with your Republicans, because Ron Paul, I know you know about all
this.
I don't want just I'm done.
You don't want us.
We don't want you.
Okay.
We don't need you.
Oh boy.
So it's so petulant, you know, it's a whiny little baby.
Yeah.
It's really annoying.
You want to play with Jesse Benton.
You know what?
I'm done with you.
I'll never do anything for you again, except for support you in your and every presidential
campaign for the rest of my life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Ron Paul is going to get some buckshot here too.
Sure.
You know, Ron Paul would talk about the Bilderberg group on my show now and he's asked about
it.
He won't talk about it because he has parties with Bilderberg members like Peter Thiel and
okay.
All right.
I get it.
That guy says he's a libertarian.
I'm saying that billions of bucks comes along.
People tend to want to be nice to him, but it's just like I don't want to go there.
I have bigger things to discuss like Trump's connections with Peter Thiel.
No, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I can't.
I can't imagine being where Alex is right now and having somebody like play him an episode
from back then.
Yeah, it's parody and not having like if it was me, I would listen to myself talk and
either like have a complete meltdown or be like, you know what, I liked that guy way
more.
Sure.
I'm going to go do that guy again.
Fuck me.
I would have to be like, I would need a redoubt.
I need a like an island fortress to flee to after hearing these old things of myself.
Oh my God.
That would.
Oh my God.
What have I become?
So Alex gets around to having Jesse on and Mike down for this because it's very, very
familiar how this begins and then we'll also get into his take on the New World Order being
announced openly.
We're going to play some clips of the news saying that and get his take on 2012 and all
this hubbub.
Jesse, great to have you back with us and we just had him and I think we lost him.
That phone line has been dropping.
Go ahead and get him back on.
That was a that was a good build up and then not have the guests there.
These phone lines are weird.
Sure are.
Sure are weird.
How many years can you handle that many phone mishaps?
Eight years.
Eight years.
Just constant.
Like nonstop.
Well, no way to fix this.
Well, I guess we'll just have to cross our fingers and hope it works tomorrow.
I had to say, I mean, like this is one of the only shows where this is such a constant
problem.
Other broadcasts seem to have these kinds of things ironed out fairly well, particularly
with like guests who maybe used to be the governor of a state, you know, and it's noticeable
whenever somebody with a professional show has a call drop.
Everybody like the whole show kind of halts.
Everybody's like, oh, no, this is a nightmare.
Not like, well, this is a this is Wednesday.
This is the third time we've had this happened.
I guess the phones are weird.
Anger.
MSNBC.
It doesn't anger him nearly as much at this point, though.
That's true.
But I mean, it doesn't have eight years to build up on it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So Jesse comes on and I've noticed this thing and I mean, it shouldn't be too surprising
since he, you know, thinks talking to Alex is a good idea, but I end up losing respect
for Jesse every time I hear him.
Like I think he's one of these guys who benefits from people having a picture of him in their
head.
Sure.
That's a good quality.
No.
Like if you just think that he's a guy who likes weed and doesn't like spying sure and
thinks that both parties suck.
If you just think that, then you could be like, yeah, fuck yeah, Ventura.
Yeah.
You didn't like special interests when you were the governor.
Yeah.
You were great and predator or whatever.
Yeah.
We all love it.
Domian's impression of you.
Love it.
Yeah.
That's great.
But then when you start to get into like more specifics and you're like, oh, wait, you
suck.
And there's why I stand with Ron Paul completely.
We need to cut off foreign aid to any foreign country and we need to do it for not only
those reasons, but the economic reasons.
Alex, our country's broke.
So yeah, cut off all foreign aid like Ron Paul wants.
That's great.
That's a great, that's a great realistic consequence free kind of idea.
Dick.
You know, I say a lot of, I talk a lot of shit, Dan.
I talk a lot of shit.
I have a lot of bad ideas, but I don't hold on to those bad ideas.
You know, whenever this stuff happens, whenever I'm like, we should cut off all foreign aid.
They keep saying that.
It's never pointed out to them like five minutes later.
Policy for them.
Yeah.
Like no, if I said we should cut off all foreign aid to you, you'd be like, okay, well, here's
what would happen.
And I go, ooh, that's a bad idea.
Let's not do that.
As someone who's worked with you for a number of years, I can vouch that typically when
one of your ideas is shown to be bad, you're like, well, it's a bad idea to move on.
It was a bad idea.
Yeah.
Not bad ideas.
Not so much.
These Jesse Ron Paul might be one of our big differences, I think, between me and most
of the right.
Jesse Ventura.
Yeah.
Although he would not be on the right because he thinks that there are Democryps and Reblublokins.
And look, I mean, it would be wrong to say that everything that Jesse brings up is dumb
or bad.
But I mean, advocating cutting off all foreign aid is something that's pretty tough to balance
the scales on.
Like if you believe that, it's going to take a whole lot of good opinions, maybe an impossible
number of good opinions.
I think we should stop world hunger.
And I think we should cut off all foreign aid.
I don't think those two work well together.
Well, but like I said, it would be dishonest if I didn't say that he actually has some
like good points.
And like one of them is that like, yeah, you can complain about Obama a ton, but a lot
of what you're complaining about is the remnant of things that were done during Bush.
Sure.
And Alex, because he's talking to a high status individual, agrees.
Our idiot memories with the people of this country, they can't think back that far, you
know, they got about a year that they can remember.
And they don't realize that it was Bush that did the first bailout.
It was Bush that started all the wars.
People need to understand this.
And I speak from experience here on the economy, its decisions made about four years ago.
That effected today.
So when the economy went sour in 2008, it was decisions made back in 2003, four and
five that caused that to happen in 08.
It does not happen overnight because it's so big and large that it takes about three
years or four years for decisions to have their impact on the economy.
Well, I agree with you.
Do you?
Yeah.
Because now, whenever Trump does something, the week later, he saved the economy.
Yeah, he did.
Okay.
He saved it.
And all the stuff that happened during Obama's years, Trump actually did that before Obama
was president.
Totally.
Yeah.
So Alex asks Jesse, because the interview kind of becomes a little bit weird, because
Jesse's being like, yeah, why would you vote for the Republican candidate?
Yeah.
They are the ones who started these wars and the first bailout that everyone's so against.
Good point.
Ruining the economy is the work of the policies that were put in place.
So everybody's complaining about the economy and they think that they're going to vote
for Romney.
That doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
You don't want to vote for Obama.
You should vote for a third party person.
That's a serious train of thought that someone can have.
Yeah.
And Alex has a difficulty for it with it because at the end of the day, he's like, maybe he
hates Romney, but he's an anti-left show.
He's an anti-democrat show.
Right.
And so like he can't really, you know, he wants to get on to other topics and he's like, yeah,
what's going on?
What do you think?
What do you think the big bad guys are going to do?
They've got TSA now in all 50 states on the highways, train stations and bus stations
starting to pop up.
We've got the military admitting they're preparing for civil unrest.
What do you think they're gearing up for?
I don't know.
Obviously something very bad and we'll transition to my TV show now if we may, which will tie
into this.
The new season starts November 7th, 10 Eastern 9th Central on 2TV.
And one of the interesting shows we show you this year is in Ozark, Missouri, there's a
complete underground city.
We discovered it.
And I've really wanted to investigate that.
I'm glad you guys did.
It was a jarring transition to promotion.
I'm glad you brought that up because and we're going to continue talking about this on my
new show on true TV Wednesday, 98 Central.
What are the globalists have planned?
They have a lot of bad things they're going to do.
Well, I'd like to tell you about my new season of conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura.
I do like that.
Which you are on.
I do like that as a response to a really terrible dumb question.
Sure.
Yeah.
I like that.
Ground city in Ozark, Missouri.
There's barely an above ground.
So, um, I remember this episode, I saw this episode of conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura,
which is, I mean, that's a good show.
If you want to get high and go like, Oh, it's not, it's not a good show as a whole, though.
Okay.
If you want information, it's not great.
And I think one of the things you can tell is like right here, it's like, okay, go fuck
yourself, Jesse.
Well, one of the interesting things, here's an interesting thing we found out in Ozark,
Missouri.
Now, the only new construction there, except for this big 72,000 square foot single family
dwelling on top of a hill that we, that led us there, that's another story.
But the only new things happening in this little town in Missouri is the only thing
being built are banks, tons of banks.
And we found this.
Underground banks?
And it goes something like this.
There's one bank for every 11,000 people in New York City.
There's one bank for every 9,000 people in Los Angeles.
In Ozark, Missouri, there's now one bank for every 51 people.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Is it?
That's ludicrous.
Is it incredible?
It doesn't feel incredible to me.
The population of Ozark, Missouri is approximately 17,800.
So if there's one bank per 50 persons, that's about 350 banks in that town, which is comical.
That seems like a lot of infrastructure going to waste.
One of the things I can tell you as a former Missourian is that outsiders often use the
word Ozark weirdly.
For one thing, there's that city called Ozark, but there's also a separate county
called Ozark County.
On top of that, there's a big reservoir called the Lake of the Ozarks in the center of the
state, which has an adjacent city called Lake Ozark.
This is because the lower half of the state of Missouri and part of Arkansas is covered
by an expanse of the Ozark Mountains, which have been really instrumental in defining
the culture of those areas in the Midwest.
Oftentimes the term the Ozarks is used to describe the lower half of the state of Missouri,
but that term really has no administrative or border significance.
It very well might be that what's going on here is that Jesse has taken the number of
banks in the Ozark region and compared it to the population of the city that's called
Ozark and then decided that a small town in Missouri mysteriously has 350 banks.
That would make sense.
Or it's possible that throughout the southern half of Missouri, there's one bank per 51
people, because there could be a bank in a city that's got no population, basically
like a farmer's bank or something, you know, like that don't...
Yeah.
I grew up in a town of 7,000 and I'm trying to think of that's a little under half.
Man, I don't even know if there were 350 total like civic buildings, period.
Yeah.
You know, outside of homes and shit.
I'm not entirely positive that I would be comfortable saying that there's like 350 banks
in the like bottom half of Missouri or whatever.
That seems maybe even like a wonky statistic, but like the idea that this town, the Ozark
Missouri has 350 banks, ridiculous.
That's a real tulip situation.
Ridiculous.
We only sell banks here.
So why would there be that many banks?
Why would there be that many banks?
What possible reason could there be to overwhelm a small town with bank branches?
What conspiracy is he even hinting at?
I suspect that what he's getting at is that there's this underground city, which is the
people who these new banks are serving, but this doesn't make sense at all.
Why would the underground people need to go to the surface to bank?
Okay.
They could do all that digitally.
So that's kind of the angle that we're here on.
I think.
They're building all these banks, right?
Isn't that suspicious?
Who's using those banks?
Where are all those people going?
They must be underground.
I think that is a trade of thought that I would not have expected.
Right.
Well, because it makes it, but I'm just guessing that that's the conspiracy.
It's people rise to the service world.
We must make a withdrawal.
It's silly.
It's legitimately dumb.
Like, okay, let's imagine that they.
Okay, so look, they have an ATM down there.
They could.
They could have an ATM down in the underground city, but it would run out of
bills eventually, right?
Why can't you get a Brinks truck to go to the underground city?
Why can't you just dig a hole and drop it?
Sure.
Why not?
Or I would like to make a withdrawal.
Please.
Yes.
Can I have an address below you?
Hey, buddy.
Guess what?
This is a secret underground city.
They don't need money.
They could have everything digital and it'd be totally fine.
Sure.
There's no reason to have bills down there.
There's no reason for change.
We have the capability of building a perfect underground city, self-sustaining.
Right.
But where are we going to bank?
We just didn't think of that.
And we didn't plan ahead.
We're going to need 350 banks put in in Ozark, Missouri.
This is so stupid.
Oh, man.
And the idea that Jesse like is is entertaining.
This is some kind of suspicious.
No, it's pretty good evidence that either he's checked out on the critical
thinking aspect of his TV show, or he's just leaning into like things that are
like almost like, you know, conspiracy clickbait.
Sure.
Kind of.
Yeah, I can see him just being like he's a professional entertainer.
He's been an entertainer since he was young, you know?
This is just part of that selling the shit.
Yeah, there's one part where he's like we have one episode where I'm doing an
Alex impression.
There's one episode.
I can't do it.
Come on, you can do it.
I can't do it.
You're you're he talks about how on one episode they're going to like look
into whether or not the government's making a humancy.
Alex is dead silent because if you believe Alex's conspiracies, they've already done
that. Yeah, for years, they've been doing that insulting that Jesse would make
an episode about that because Alex has proven it a hundred times over.
Of course.
So it's it's weird.
Yeah, that is that is fun.
It's not like this is the first time he's ever transparently sold obvious
garbage with his positive.
I'm a sales, you know, I'm a professional entertainer.
You mean Jesse or Jesse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like he's spent his whole career selling shit that he's
been in movies before.
He's like, I think there's a really great movie, you know, like no, you know,
was it now there is a line, though.
Was that well, I think it's this season is going to be even more entertaining
for people to watch because we also get into your buddy Ike Ike.
So whatever his name is.
Yeah, I wish you guys wouldn't have got into it.
Tell us what happened.
Well, you know, I wouldn't have did it except it was on Time Magazine's
top 10 conspiracies.
I mean, people believe this and, you know, we're also there to show
the conspiracy, but we're also there to show if the conspiracy we believe is a
flood, you know, we play both sides.
So you don't believe the Queen is a five and a half foot reptoid.
Do I believe it?
Yeah.
No, they're making fun of David Ike.
Oh, boy, who Alex now is that video, Dan.
He's really buddying up with David Ike now.
Yeah, she's so in 2012, Alex was still in the David Ike is a turd in the punch
bowl or mentality.
So they're plugging the show pretty good, pretty good and hard.
That makes sense because Jesse's on a promotional tour.
Yeah, he's on he's on Alex's show in order to promote
rubber rubbers and rubber rubbers, rubber rubbers, rubber rubbers, rubber rubbers,
and also the new season of his show.
So he's promoting these things.
And in order to help get more buzz, he has a particular strategy
that he employs that everyone fell for.
I got hot news for you.
I'll tell you this for your listeners.
Please.
I stated that if a grassroots campaign took place across America, grassroots
and didn't cost any money, if they got me ballot access in all 50 states, and if
the grassroots campaign could guarantee that I would be in the debate, that I
will give serious consideration, 2016 of running for president.
Are you breaking that here?
Well, I've said it a couple places, but you're pretty well there.
They are the same day, so you're hearing it the same day.
Wow.
Well, thank you for announcing that because our show is up to the people
of the United States of America.
And that is such a transparent attempt at creating buzz.
Wow. For his product.
That's brutal.
Now, what's funny to me about it is, like, if you actually listen
to what he said, he said nothing.
No, he said nothing.
He said that if like he's guaranteed to be on the ballot in every state
and he's guaranteed to be in the debates with no money out of his pocket,
he'll consider running for president.
If I am seventy five percent elected already, I will consider taking the next
twenty five percent of the steps.
I'll think about it.
But you guys have to already pre-elect me, the president.
And that's the thing that's really funny to me is like he Alex asks
him to like really reiterate what he's saying.
If you pay attention to this, it's really clear that he's like I will show up
and yell at people at the debate.
If everyone else does the hard work exactly one hundred percent.
That's what he said.
Everyone else does the work.
I'll do the fun part.
My show is big enough that it will probably end up breaking nationally
here that you said on the show.
So Governor Ventura, please make your announcement.
Well, I said that if a grassroots effort.
Not a money effort.
I don't want millions of dollars raised and I don't want to do all that.
But if there's a grassroots, blue collar effort out there and people do the legwork
to get Jesse Ventura on the twenty sixteen ballot for president.
And if we if they can likewise guarantee me because I've got to be in the debate,
I won't do it if I can't have an opportunity to win.
And the only way you can have an opportunity to win is you must be
included in the debates.
If they can guarantee me the debates and guarantee me ballot access
in our fifty states, I will give very strong consideration
to running for president in twenty sixteen as a complete independent.
What a dick. Very strong.
Consider what a dick.
Even in your imaginary world, that is not possible.
You're still waffling in the middle of it.
Yeah, yeah, I look if all if hundreds of thousands of policy
wonks email Comedy Central's head of programming right now,
telling them that I deserve a half hour comedy special,
I will strongly consider recording a half hour comedy special.
Well, probably, I mean, maybe the thing that's comparable
between those two is they're taking out the difficult part, like it.
Like the hard part of hundreds of thousands of people will work
at my stand up comedy career for ten years.
Building a fan base of their own.
Yeah, the hard part about a grassroots movement is organization,
mobilization, like a lot.
So you pay people to do it.
Right. But ideally, you would want a candidate
who's engaged with that part of the process.
And Jesse says no, no, but I mean, it's so transparent to me
looking back at this as like when he when Alex is like, oh, my God,
are you breaking that here?
He's like, I've said it in a bunch of places, but all today today
because he's going on a bunch of interviews.
Yeah, he's doing a bunch of junk it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And part of his press strategy is indicating that if people want him
to be president and guarantee him all this, yeah, he'll consider it
because that'll make a headline and it did.
Yep. What a dick.
It's not it's not hard.
It's just not hard.
Nope. It should be harder to manipulate media.
Did you know that there are a thousand banks in Ozark?
I have heard that there are one bank for every 6,000 mole people.
True. Yeah.
So Alex has another guest on this episode.
And this was like this is going to make people think that I'm a witch again.
Oh, no. All right.
He came to visit me in town a couple days ago
to just talk about the state of the world and what they were going through.
And I said, you've got to come on air and talk about this.
And Steve Shanks said, all right, I've been your sponsor for about eight years.
Because I shopped around to find the best storeable foods and found out he was
the trailblazer, the grandfather of it all, 30 plus years,
you know, the biggest company, the best company, all of that.
You've got all these fly by night people now coming in to storeable foods
because people realize, hey, you need to be independent.
Two things about this, actually, three things about this.
One, Alex knew that Steve Shanks was going to be on to plug his foods
at the end of the episode, which puts into context his desire for calls
to come in about World War Three and the financial collapse that's coming.
He wanted to create that tone for the episode in order to pay it off
towards the end with this.
Steve, we've just heard from all of our callers that World War Three is coming
and that the financial collapse is coming.
Steve, do you have anything that people might want if the financial collapse is coming?
Second thing, he's talking about this fly by night.
People are coming into the space.
They're not around anymore.
They're eFoods Direct and Steve Shank.
They're not. They're gone.
But the best I can tell, I can't find any evidence.
And I've found a bunch of people who are saying that they are not in business anymore.
Interesting. At third.
They're not Alex's sponsor anymore.
Well, Alex now has my Patriot supply.
He has a completely different food sponsor.
It's interesting.
It's interesting to see this very similar behavior being engaged in
in order to push survival food in the past.
Yeah, it's almost like the callers were the three man game.
You know, it used to be him, Ted Anderson, and what's his dumb fuck?
Bob Chapman.
Bob Chapman.
You know, he's trying to put the callers in the Bob Chapman role of look
at what horrible things might come.
Yeah, let's dwell in that space a bunch and then discuss this.
Yeah. And honestly, looking into it, trying to figure out what was going on,
seeing if I could figure out why Alex doesn't have eFoods Direct.
He's as my Patriot supply.
Is it the same company that's rebranded?
Right. You know, whatever. Sure.
Trying to look into that, I got really fucking depressed.
And I think that there's an aspect of survival food sales
that we don't take into consideration that much.
And how ripe for abuse it is.
Oh, yeah.
Because the premise is you're buying food that you won't eat for five years.
If you're somebody who's running a con and don't expect to be in business
in five years, you could sell whatever the fuck you want,
because most of those people are not going to eat that food.
Right. It could be bad.
And then it might not have the shelf life that you're claiming that it has.
And by the time that they anyone learns that you're out of business,
you've disappeared, there's nothing they can do.
I found so many complaints on websites
from people who had bought food from eFoods Direct.
And, you know, it's got a 25 year shelf life.
Yeah. And like, let's say a hurricane hit or something,
or even more tragically now in 2020 with the situation
that people are finding themselves in.
They're like, oh, we have survival foods.
Thank God we do.
They open it up and it's rancid.
Yeah, it's completely spoiled.
The food is no good.
One person I found a complaint from was saying
that there's an intrinsic problem that their foods don't have bug proof bags.
So they just. Oh, no.
All of the food just had bugs just.
Yeah, just larva and shit everywhere.
Yeah. And I don't know if that's universal.
And, you know, I generally try to air on the side
of not taking angry online comments too seriously.
Sure, because they're easy to for people to create,
you know, like campaigns against the company or whatever.
Yeah, but it was over a long stretch of time.
These these complaints and they were also a lot of them.
Yeah, it made me think that maybe there was something to some of the complaints
that they were making and it really, really depressed me because of that angle on it.
The fact that like you are you're basically selling people
comfort that they may not have in the future.
Sure. And.
These these people, like it's not cheap.
Like it's a lot of money that people were paying like thousands of dollars
for, you know, a family of five, a year's worth of food.
And then maybe it's shit.
Maybe it's useless.
And now you're out that money and you've been deprived of that comfort
that what was what you were being sold in the first place.
Sure. And it really made me more angry because on some level,
I totally understand the idea of preparation.
I mean, we've talked about this before, like when I was younger,
we lived in Missouri and there's tornadoes.
Sure. So my parents had some canned food
and bottled water in the basement in case I understand.
It's something that if things go as bad as they possibly could,
it's not irrational to have something.
And when a company exists that's promising you
the relief of those potential fears and anxieties,
when that's what they exist to do and they take advantage of it,
it's really bad. It's really evil to me, I think.
I mean, I would say adding, you know, just on that merit.
Yes, it's disgusting.
When you add the fact that they are then stoking and exacerbating the fear
in order to in order to sell more of their shit, then now you're not just saying,
oh, they're exploiting somebody's reasonable fears.
What they're doing is they're ratcheting up reasonable fears into something
insane in order to sell more of their food, because that's how capitalism works.
And from what I understand, it's a profit-based business.
And what I understand, I think E Foods Direct was also a multi-level marketing.
They had an angle of it that was was that you'd sell food to people around you.
So it's even more exploitative.
And like just all of the indications that I can get are like,
this is a really, really gross thing that Alex was engaged in. Yeah.
And how you know it's funny, food business is predatory.
Yeah.
And that wasn't you didn't laugh.
No, because I'm too depressed.
I know, that's very sad.
And that's the other thing, too, is that like Alex is talking about this in terms of like,
yeah, there's a bunch of people who are getting into the emergency food game
sure, because people want to be independent.
But that's an illusion.
That's an illusion.
You're creating a dependency on your company for this survival food.
And if you can't promise or if you can't deliver what you're promising,
it's so it's so depressing.
Like it's just a bleak picture of
yeah, like Alex selling X-ray goggles in the back of his magazine or whatever.
Like it's just yeah, it's just such charlatanry that I find it.
Find it find it offensive that so much of his career is clearly staked on this.
Like it's so clearly based on this this con of these people who trust him and it sucks.
Yeah, it's hard to believe it really is still hard to wrap my mind around
just like how many different terms, idioms,
descriptors, stories and all of this stuff about con men are just littered
throughout our just American history, let alone the world history.
And yet it is still impossible to convince a significant portion of people that con men exist.
Yeah, you know, like con men are so good at convincing you.
Everybody else is trying to con you.
Yeah, that you wind up all these other storeable food people are con man.
Exactly. For me, what are you talking about?
Yeah, and it's interesting because this this experience of like preparing this episode
really sort of umbrellaed out my distaste because so much of it
before was like what you were talking about the exacerbating fears in order to push product.
Sure. Because I had some kind of just maybe naive
belief that what they were selling was actually good.
You would think.
But then looking at these fucking complaints, it just like and it's not just complaints.
There were pictures of their food that had gone bad.
It's gross. Yeah.
And it's like I just it just adds such a another layer to it.
That is just I feel so bad.
I mean, yeah, not least of which because just as if you want to like,
let's call it market capitalism and the the market will do the stuff.
What incentive do you have to sell good storeable food?
Like what incentive is there?
I mean, in theory, you'll get sued in 25 years. Exactly.
You're not going to be.
Most businesses aren't in business 25 years.
Yeah, if you're a storeable food business, your bottom line is
we're there won't even be a business in 25 years.
You're going to need our food.
Yeah, we won't exist by the time you need to be mad at us.
Yeah, it's it's it's honestly something that I think that it might be a space
that calls for regulation 100 percent.
I think it may call for greater regulation than even just like regular food market
because of those added elements.
Absolutely. Because of the the sort of liability
that you get yourself out of based on the nature of the business.
Yeah. And of course, we're some politician.
Obviously, it would be someone on the left to suggest. Sure.
These kinds of things.
Alex would be able to say that it's an attack on the idea of storeable food.
Obviously. Right.
When in when, in fact, it's just a loophole that is really fucked up.
Yeah, it is really I just I didn't really consider it fully before,
but it is a business based around by the time you use my product.
I will not exist.
I will be out of town exactly in the old sort of parlance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The salesman. It's a monorail.
Yes, it's totally a monorail.
I will the business won't even exist because we're all dead.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, it's it's a it's a bummer.
That's a real bummer.
And I think the reason that we don't consider these things or hadn't thought
about it in those terms before is just a again, naive faith.
That like at least what they're a business.
They are a business business.
There's got to be rules.
They have to be doing something.
Right.
If you sell people storeable food that goes bad 10 years before its expiration
date, obviously, you're going to get sued.
Of course.
You're out of business by then already or there's no recourse.
Yeah.
So yeah, it's wow.
That's a great way to launder money.
Has anybody figured that out yet?
I don't know.
It's interesting.
Anyway, Alex is like, look, sure.
This guy, Steve Shank, he's here and he runs my fucking survival food business.
But he's we're not here to plug.
We're here to talk about news.
Of course.
He's having to buy food out a year or two ahead just so he can give you good
food at the lowest price when other folks are selling you things that the
cardboard hasn't more nutrition.
Literally.
See, I'm already running on here.
We're not talking about he foods direct.com.
He does not want to talk about that.
He came here to talk about the news.
So now that's an interesting premise.
He's here to talk about the news.
He's not here to talk about you foods direct.
Now, it might be interesting to see what kind of news he wants to cover.
Here's what he brought.
Reuters, world food prices jumped 10 percent in July.
World Bank.
Boom.
That's hyperinflation, folks, not just the droughts.
Food stamp used climbs to record.
Forty six point seven mil, but you added the rest is over 50 mil.
Bloomberg, hot long summer since food prices soaring.
So it's all about stories that are designed to make people more inclined
to buy your survival food.
Yeah.
How is that not an infomercial?
No, it's not.
He's just there to talk about the news.
Please.
He's just there to talk about such bullshit.
Come on.
He's got a lot of things to say about Ron Paul.
I imagine this is about as unethical as it fucking gets.
And the presentation of like, oh, Steve doesn't want me to plug.
I'm going to plug whether he wants me to or not is such bullshit.
It's insulting.
Yeah, it is.
It's really insulting.
And I'm going to plug it.
He can't stop me.
Eatfoodsdirect.com the place to get your storeable foods.
They're laughing about that.
The concept that like he's rebelliously plugging.
He's told me not to.
We're going to plug anyway, because it's so good.
Fuck you guys mean to me.
Fuck you.
I don't like it when they're mean.
You know, it's even worse.
It's like, I mean, obviously I can't trace this, but like, I can just imagine
that somebody who's listening to this show in 2012 bought that food.
And then they were the people complaining on the websites that I six months ago.
Yeah, they opened it up that we got the food.
It's a good thing.
Everybody, you know, that was when the markets, the shelves were all empty.
So a target had no toilet paper down the way and they're like, fuck it.
We were going to open up this storeable food and then they get maggots.
Or or even if it's just a thing where, OK, things are looking like they might go bad.
Let's try this food out and see what we've got.
And then you're like, oh, we don't have anything.
Yeah, like, I know that obviously I can't draw a direct line, but it's really
too hard for me not to think that somebody bought food because of this
disgraceful display.
Yeah.
And maybe some of them were disappointed.
Oh, man, such a fucking bummer.
That is a bummer.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is where it becomes like really go fuck yourself with this.
This isn't an infomercial.
You can't do anything about the earthquakes and the storms and things
that are happening as a result of the the 2012 thing.
You can't do anything about what's going to happen.
Also, by the way, the 2012, Steve Schenck might be a Mayan.
We're a Mayan Apocalypse guy.
That sounds Mayan Apocalypse.
He's vaguely Mayan Apocalypse.
I don't care who gets into office right now with this election.
It doesn't matter.
Neither one of us can do anything about and we as individuals,
Joe Lunchbucket out there can't do anything about what's going to happen
with all of the goofiness that's going on with government and the takeover
of the food.
And and we're going to talk about Michelle Obama and her interest in
tracking all the food that we've got a little bit later on.
Oh, yeah, I meant to cover that yesterday.
Will you guys reprint me that?
Go ahead.
So anyway, you can't do anything about that.
Now, Alex, you are a master at going in and finding all of the goofy stuff
that's going on, all of the inappropriate stuff.
And you expose it.
And all of us, we've got people out there that would not miss one of your programs
that actually take notes when you bring up what's going on with Obama,
what you when you bring up what's going on with the Chinese taking over our
farmland, when you bring up what's going on with ethanol and the various things
that we've talked about.
But I got a question for you.
You've got food in your in your garage under air conditioning.
What can you do about Obama and the and the weather?
And what can you do about all of the things that we've talked about?
You can't do a stinking thing.
And all of these people that are taking notes and are saying, my gosh, Alex,
really hit it today.
What have you done for them?
What can they do?
No, it's like there's one thing they can do.
So it's like the the Titanic is listing.
The food is the live boats is what you're saying.
Absolutely.
No, I agree.
Listen, that's.
That's parody levels of infomercialing.
Wow, that's like, hey, Alex, you're great.
It's getting people all juiced up.
But hey, at the end of the day, there's nothing they can do.
But the only thing they can do is buy my product that in ad copy terms.
That is a call to action.
Yeah.
Hey, the Titanic sinking.
My product is a lifeboat.
The only lifeboat.
Yeah.
She's embarrassing.
I can't imagine a better way to stop listening to Info Wars than if then
if somebody was like, here, here's what you do.
Take notes every day for a week.
That's kind of how this show started.
I know, right?
Isn't that isn't that kind of that?
Like if you just take notes on a weekly basis of or no for one week,
take notes of what he says day to day to day and then compare them
from just what he says in one week, you will find at least 30 different
things that he's on both sides about.
I don't know that that's if you choose the right week, you're probably right.
But some weeks he's kind of boring and he doesn't make.
He doesn't stray too far off any path.
Sure, you can definitely find weeks that are like none of this makes sense.
Yeah.
But even if you just take notes over a day and track down
like the things that he says and like if you go into it with an open mind
and actually look for information, you could not possibly continue listening to them.
Absolutely.
It's the only reason you would ever maintain
being an infowars listener is passivity.
Yep, just sort of unquestioning this.
I don't say that in any nefarious way.
Like it doesn't mean anything bad about a listener
if they're not questioning what they're hearing because it's more like they're
captured. Yeah, it's easy to get locked into patterns of accepting
X, Y or Z as reputable.
Yeah.
But yeah, if there were listeners, I mean, there are listeners
who are taking notes, obviously.
I'm sure there are and the only yeah, the only way that holds up
is if you don't do anything with them, it's just sort of a compulsive exercise.
Throw them away at the end of it like a fucking box score.
Yeah.
So Alex Steve, excuse me, mentioned in that last clip
that Alex has a bunch of food under air conditioning, which Alex says he does.
And he's got more than just that.
Everything it's all coming true.
I am so unpleased that we were proven right.
But I agree with you, people need to have good friends and family
and medical supplies and food and water filtration and firearms.
And I've gotten out of the city.
Listen, I lived in town.
I like living in town.
I like being able to drive a quarter mile of the movie theater
or a quarter mile of the grocery store. Not now.
I got to drive 10 minutes to get anywhere.
And I went in red strategic relocation and I found the one area
in the Hill Country in Texas is probably one of the few safe areas or safer.
I mean, I've made preparation.
I've put in the well.
I'm put in the solar power.
I mean, because this is real and I hope people will go to the one place
to get their food that I there may be other good places, but a lot of them are bad.
Eatfoodsdirect.com.
This is embarrassing.
Oh, flash forward eight years.
Alex saying, I'm finally going to have to find a bunker.
Yeah.
Or like, yeah, it just does this lying piece of shit.
Yeah, it's so real right now that I've had to dig out wells.
I'm getting solar power eight years later.
It's so real right now that I'm going to, you know,
stock food up in the country and put some guns out there.
Yeah, it's just a way of at least George Foreman actually had one of his own
fucking grills, you know, I'm sure he had one.
It's a it's a way of performing the severity of the situation
that requires you to buy the product. Absolutely.
It's it's just gross.
Yeah, that's not good.
And and here's where it gets even grosser for me,
because this touches on like a lot of my belief of things going bad.
And Alex is wearing my belief as a hat.
And I really I disrespect this.
Folks, you don't just need food for yourself.
You need it for your family and your neighbors.
Flash forward to twenty twenty.
My superpower is being honest.
I've extrapolated this out and I won't have to for a few years.
I got food and stuff, but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now.
I'm going to hang them up and got them and skin them and chop them up.
And you know what? I'm ready.
My daughters aren't starving to death.
I'll eat my neighbors.
So the reason that I'm personally offended by this is that I do think that
any kind of perspective that you have towards things going bad
to the extent that you're able to should take into consideration the people around you.
You should never be looking at, you know, like getting a weapon
to protect yourself from your neighbors.
You should think about getting a weapon possibly to help protect your neighbors
from any threat that might be there.
Yeah. Community minded approaches towards
anything that could go bad are so much more helpful than
views where it's like I'm the only survivor, you know.
And and Alex, Alex knows that in 2012,
he's sitting here saying you need food for your neighbors.
And yeah, you know, if things go bad,
if you have a bucket of food, it's great because then you can help your neighbors
survive. Yep. That is something that's really awesome.
If you're able to afford that and are in such a position where you can do that.
That's great. And Alex knows that, but he doesn't mean it.
He doesn't mean it. He wants to eat his neighbors.
Furthermore, furthermore, just historically,
cooperation has not been like one of the strategies to survive.
It has been the only successful strategy.
It's the best. That's why we're still here.
Yeah, it's the best adaptive strategy.
Obviously. Yeah.
And finding people around you to create a cooperative community with
will make you far more successful than if you are sitting alone with a fucking gun
basically holding your family hostage eating rancid mashed potatoes.
Exactly. Yeah. Like, what are you guys doing?
I need this gun to protect this bad food that I overpaid for.
Oh, man. Yeah.
It's it's a real bummer because it's it's a
like a presentation of something good
being used in service of everything.
Totally. So I really fucking hate that.
Yeah, it's a real real shitty.
I mean, it's it's kind of like when you are influenced too much by
media and culture and books and all that stuff,
then you you're steady drumbeat of dystopias are always, you know,
it's the person surviving the dystopia dystopias are never like,
OK, we're going to build a community together and we're going to get all this stuff
together and we're going to do some of the dystopian aspect.
Exactly. You're creating just a regular old society in a shitty place.
Yeah. You know. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, you look at like the sort of the marquee things you have like
it's I think it's also it's an easier story to tell like the fewer characters.
You don't have to pay as much as I do.
Sure. Sure.
I don't know. Fuck all this shit.
I hate Alex. I hate him so much.
I hate him so much.
What's so interesting is you go back to this like 2012 and you're seeing this
exact same behavior, but like kind of even grosser because of like little wrinkles to it.
Like, yeah, it's a different food sponsor.
We know that they've probably gone out of business after getting tens of thousands
of dollars of profit, probably from these people.
That's gross, but it's the same behavior.
Yeah. You know, Jesse Ventura coming in and just like using
Alex as a platform to promote his products and using a vanity
false start run for president as a way to to push that.
Real gross. Real gross.
And you have Alex having a little petty fight with Jesse Benton.
And by virtue of that saying he's done and doesn't want to talk to Ron Paul ever again.
Such a weird world. Yeah. Yeah.
Such a weird world. Yeah.
It's wild.
It is wild to live in the present where all kinds of weird shit happens.
And day to day, nothing makes any sense, but it's all vaguely familiar.
Yeah. And then go into the past and the same weird shit happens.
And it's vaguely everything is everything on Infowars is uncanny.
Like it's vaguely similar to something that you know from the real world.
And yet it's not.
Yeah, that's how the like field pieces are.
It's like that's like local news, but man, it's not so close.
It's not that thing. What are you doing?
Yeah. Why are you why are real things there and you are what you are?
Yeah. Yeah.
The thing that's really weird to me is like just how much more grounded
his conspiracies are. Yeah, that's fair.
And I think part of that is because he doesn't have to wrangle with the devil.
Yeah. You know, you can you can do political conspiracies and intrigue all day.
Sure. You could sit me down and yell at me about JFK theories
for like an hour and I'd be like, OK, yeah.
And then I'd, you know, maybe look into stuff and see where roads lead.
But wouldn't be like, get the fuck out of here.
Right. Right. Right.
You start yelling about the literal devil killed JFK.
All right. And also JFK Junior is still alive.
I got to go. All right, buddy. Yeah. OK.
So first of all, happy anniversary, Keith and Laurel.
Yes, happy anniversary to the both of you.
Many more happy rotations of Earth or the Sun or whatever.
Whichever it is we choose. Yeah.
Whichever you like the most. Yeah. Yeah.
So thank you for suggesting this.
It was an interesting glimpse.
And also thank you for letting us be a proxy part of your anniversary.
Absolutely. And the Wank Nation.
Yes. And we all celebrate it.
Yes. Yes. Think about that.
That's fucked up. You guys.
That is kind of fucked up. Keith Laurel.
I'm talking to you right now. Yes. You too.
This is your anniversary.
Man, what if they stopped listening to this show like right before?
That'd be sad. Recorded.
There are thousands of people around the world
who are either actively or passively right now,
wishing you a happy anniversary. That's true.
How fucked up is that? That's kind of weird. Weird.
That is weird. Yeah.
Let's not focus too much on what we're capable of doing.
It kind of creeps me out, Dad. Yeah.
We can give people to think happy anniversary for people.
That's the extent of the way we want to abuse our powers.
I think it's a great way to abuse our powers.
Absolutely. Yes.
Unfortunately, I did not have time to wrangle any phone calls for this episode,
but we'll get some calls on the next one.
But for now, we have a website.
We do have a website. It's KnowledgeFight.com.
Yeah. We're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter. It's at KnowledgeFight and I go to bed Jordan.
Yep. We're also on Facebook.
We are visiting iTunes and if you could please find a local charity
or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark. I'm Darryl Rundis.
I am a Republican Ozark banker.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.
I love your work. I love you.