Knowledge Fight - #496: October 22-23, 2020
Episode Date: October 28, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show to see how things are going. In this installment, Alex admits to punching a dog, plans to sneak into an assisted living center, ...and complains about Borat.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes
like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh,
indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Jordan. I have a quick question for you. What's up? What's
your bright spot today? Well, Jordan, today my bright spot is the fact that I was able
to find a bright spot. Maybe a little meta. I was struggling myself. Shit's bad. I mean,
maybe we felt there was some inevitability to it, but the Supreme Court confirmation
of Barrett, not good. The Supreme Court decision vis-Ã -vis voting, not good. No, no, no, no,
unfolding situation in Philadelphia, not good. Just a lot of dark storm clouds hang
overhead and it's tough. And you know, I think sometimes you think about these bright spots
and coming into an episode and you kind of think of like, well, I'd like it to be proportional
to the dark spots. And sometimes you just have to recognize that this is about celebrating
little things that maybe are not good enough to make you feel good. But the reason we started
the bright spot celebrating little things in the face of marriage hellscape. And it's
that theme. Yeah. I have not grown any root vegetables in my gardening. I've had no experience
with it at all. Sure. But I just put some cloves of garlic underground under some dirt.
I was like, this isn't going to work. But yesterday, my bag of garlic, if you look in there. Oh,
shit, there's a little leaf. Yeah, there's two little buds growing out of the soil. I'd really
given up on it. I thought this isn't going to work out. I did this wrong. But then little,
little protruding stems coming out of the ground. So I've got garlic cloves growing. That's a
metaphor for hope. That's what that is. It gave me a little bit of hope. And you know,
my next crop of peas is coming along well. So I can take all this and some of that. Let's go.
Lessons have been learned. Some hope spots coming out of the roots. That's all I got. Yeah. How
about you? I'm in that same boat. I'll tell you my bright spot, not proportional to the darkness.
We've gotten really good at cooking one recipe. Let me guess. What is it? Something to do with
potatoes? Well, I'm, yes, I make potatoes very well. You make very good potatoes. I make very
good potatoes. Different applications too. Oh, yeah. I like some broiled, some mashed. I like a
real roast. I like a mash. I like a broil. I like a fry. You do it all. You do it all well. But
we've got these pork chops and baby broccolis. Sure. So we can cook everything. Like, have you
ever successfully cooked everything so that it ended exactly the same time? No. Right? Like,
this takes 40 minutes and this takes 20 minutes and this takes 10 minutes. So if you do it all at
the same time, you know? I can conceive of it in my head, but I don't think I've ever done that.
We've gotten that down pat. So this meal that when we started cooking used to take like three hours
to like prep and all that stuff. Get it all done in one hour. Eat. It's fantastic. It's great. It's
a good accomplishment to have. Yeah. I've worked out the workflow, the system. That's great. Team
up. We both back and forth. It's great. Hey, that's great. We like to yell behind like they do
and chopped behind all the time behind hot. Yeah, exactly. Every time. Every time. Yeah. That's
awesome. Well, Jordan, what's not so awesome was that is today we were in the present day. Oh,
check it in. And so we got October 22nd at 23rd, 2020. I'm Dan. This is 2020. God damn. I deemed
I started watching Sunday's episodes. This is Thursday and Friday of last week. Sure. Sure.
I watched a bit of Sunday and I just got really bored. Monday, Owen Schreuer hosted. Today,
we're recording this. It's Tuesday. And Alex was back in studio, but there's just not enough time
to get that out for a Wednesday episode. And then as if the world wasn't trying to screw with me
enough, right before we started recording, Alex is new episode on Rogan dropped literally right
before we started recording. I got a tweet like I had a half hour ago. Yep. Great. So we're great
guys. I have a Friday episode this week mother. So congratulations universe. You have got me to
go back on my two episode a week promise. We will normally still only have two episodes a week,
but this is an emergency. Yeah, when there is a new Rogan episode. Yeah, but I swear he released
it just now. I'm not saying it's because of us. Yeah, I'm not saying that they were deliberately
thinking of us, but they fucking were Dan. Yeah, no doubt about it. It spiked towards us directly.
Rogan's trying to screw with my schedule. Screwing with us. Yeah. So I've not actually had a chance
to listen to that, but we'll have that for Friday. It will be there. Very exciting. Is it? Yeah,
definitely. Okay. So before we get down to business on this October 22nd at 23rd episode,
let's take a moment to say thank you, Jordan, to some folks who signed up and are sporting the
show. That'd be a great idea. So first Moose. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Moose. I don't know if you know this, but I used to work with a guy
at Subway named Moose. Yeah. Yeah. He just got out of prison. Uh-huh. He called me baby boy.
It was very uncomfortable. Oh, that's nice. Nice guy though. Oh, cool. Cool dude. Everybody
named Moose is usually pretty nice. Yeah, Moose. Unless they're in like a back to the
revenge of the nerds movie, something like that. Yeah. Next, Panhandle and Tifa Admiral Todd.
Thank you so much. You are now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much Pat? Sure. Yeah.
Next, Kevin M. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Kevin.
Thank you. Next, Eyes on the inside. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy
wonk. Thank you very much. Eyes on the inside. Thank you. Next, great name Daniel Hobson. Thank
you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Daniel. Thank you. Next. Oh,
another great name. This is a fun last name situation. Okay. I decided that I was going to
give it a try. They told me that I could say their last name. I actually requested that.
All right. Okay. You give it a shot. I did look up how to pronounce it so I can actually give
you the what I thought it was. Okay. And then what it actually is. Okay. Okay. This is Daniel
Guadza. Guadza? Yeah. But it's actually Guaj. Oh, DJ. What? There's a lot of Z's. There's a
lot of Z's. Yeah. It's a name with a lot of Z's. Okay. Cool. Maybe one vowel. It depends on,
do you think W's are vowels? No. That's not, it's not even a sometimes. I think it is. I think it
is. I've gotten into arguments about this. What is happening? A, E, I, O, U sometimes Y and W.
Who says sometimes Y and W? What about the word C-W-M? What about the word C-W-M? The W
functions as a vowel and it means a hill. Anyway, thank you, Daniel. Guaj. We appreciate it. You're
now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. And finally, I'd like to thank you to
some folks who donated on an elevated level. We appreciate that very much. So first,
the bonsai wolves. Thank you so much. You're now a technocrat. Next, Mr. Andy. Why you jeep?
Thank you so much. You're now a technocrat. And Greg L, aka brother darkness. Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Crikey, mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro? All right. We got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson. All right.
Let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so
good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you so much. Bonsai wolves.
Thank you so much, Mr. Andy. Why you jeep? And thank you so much, Greg L, aka brother darkness.
Yes. Thank you to all of you. I want to just bring this up. Sure. I think that there might be a
Mandela effect kind of thing going on W. No, sometimes W stuff. I've gotten into conversations
with people about this. And some people remember that rhyme as being a I owe you sometimes Y and
W. And some people just think it's sometimes Y. I don't know what is reality anymore. Okay.
And I'm not looking forward to there being an argument among listeners. There's no argument.
There's no need for it. Yes. We've got real problems. Ws are sometimes vowels. Let's just
let it go. Yes. There's no reason for it. Sure. If you as a vowel, then double that is two vowels.
Exactly. That's the only thing that makes sense to me. You know what? P's are vowels sometimes.
Why not? Yes rules out the window and Raven is a verb. Yes. So Jordan, before we get to today's
episode, I wanted to take a little moment to open up the mailbag Z. All right, because I got a nice
thing here from Merriam. Listener Merriam sent us this cool needle felted raptor princess. Oh,
it looks it's a raptor princess. All right. I did not quite know what to call the design of it.
This this figure. But it's very cute. It's very cute. So Merriam sent this to me because
I needle felted this little raptor princess at the beginning of this long, lonely, weird ass year.
She's been gracing us with her benevolence, but she belongs with you. I don't know her name,
but perhaps she will tell you. So we've got to figure out a name for this raptor princess.
Um, and then question also Merriam sent an awesome C. Will Charlottesville sticker. Oh,
that's great. And a sticker for the Blue Ridge abortion fund. And I wanted to take this opportunity
to just shout that out and shout out to other reproductive health organizations 100% made a
donation in the raptor princess's name to the Blue Ridge perfect fund. But in this in this trying
time, particularly uncertain about where things are going. Those are organizations that are
definitely going to need all of us to step up and support as best we can. Oh yeah. So thank you
Merriam for the raptor princess. Thank you very much. It is on the shelf. That's not going to be
its permanent home. We'll find a better place for now. I like it watching over me as we record.
Maybe you'd be fun to put it on one of the plants to put it on one of the plants. Yeah,
raptor princesses don't ride plant stand. Yes, they do. They do not ride. They climb quinoa. Okay,
well, that might be true. Yeah. So we start here on the 22nd episode. It's not the 22nd episode,
but October 22nd. Yes. Alex is spending a good amount of time on this episode ranting over music.
He's doing quite a bit of it, but that's great. Unfortunately, none of it is to you belong to
the city. He's none of it. No, but he starts off the show with American band. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are so honored to be here because we are an American band. We're American.
They've been trying to demoralize us, dumb us down and poison us. I should say that this is a
minute into the rant. Okay. The first minute was not worth it. Okay. So just know that this is
we're starting immediately. Yeah. Okay.
There's going to be a key part in defeating the Antichrist world system in God's plan.
Sit back and watch. God's plan. That's why all the fake theologians tell you America isn't in
revelations. America isn't mentioned. All of its pure lies. All right there for you to see. Oh boy.
Okay. That took a turn. And when the seventh seal is broken, so a bald eagle rose from the depths
to bring hellfire upon the wicked. Yeah. That that took an interesting twist. Yeah. From like just
sort of yeah formulaic, not saying anything meaningless rant over a dumb rock song into
Hey, America is actually secretly in the Bible. America's in the Bible. Yeah. America's in the
Bible. All right. Why don't you do an episode about that? Yeah. Anyway, Alex gets to talking
about how like a look masks, right? Sure. Bad. Well, of course. So Alex knows this. He knows
that masks are bad. Right. And he knows that everyone else kind of knows that too. They just
need permission from someone else to be like and that someone is Alex. Of course it is. Okay.
Interesting. Now the way he convinces people and gives them this permission to take off their
mask. Sure. It seems from this next clip that mostly it's women and mostly the technique that he
uses might be called sexual harassment. Oh, I'll be sitting there in a legal meeting. I'll be sitting
there at a store. I'll be sitting there wherever. And I'm like, you don't need that mask with me.
I know it's a fraud and most of the time they will pull the mask off, particularly young
attractive women. I'll be like, boy, it's really sad. I can't see your face. They're like, oh,
boom, that mask comes off. You, you, you, you. I was in the store the other day and there were
two women behind the counter. You they're wearing their mask. They're getting something for me.
And I just said, you don't need to wear those masks. Well, they kind of make us do it. I said,
why don't you just take them off? You know, it's a fraud. You know, it's a lie. So I said, well,
I heard that my brother said that I was reading that like, okay, yeah. And we just have to do that.
That didn't happen. Alex is imagining sexually harassing women to get them to take off masks.
Why is it that for somebody who won't shut up about God, whenever he talks to other human
beings in his own stories, he sounds exactly like the devil. It's all a lie. Just take that mask off.
You're very beautiful. Just take the mask off. All the things are frauds. Come with me. Yeah,
he might as well be a serpent in his story. Exactly. Like, what are you doing?
It's strange. It's strange. I take some solace in knowing that this didn't happen.
Yeah, that's nice. But it's still like a very weird gross thing. I'm still hurting for the fake
women in his story. Yeah, I'm sure they're still struggling. My heart goes out to them. Yeah.
So Alex is on this tip. And we've seen him talk about this a bit in the past. And it's very
confusing. But he seems to be putting forth the idea that you can't get sick unless you have
vitamin and mineral deficiencies, which is not true. And I would be fine with it as just bad
science and medical advice, if it weren't for the fact that he specifically sells supplements
of the things that he's saying. There is that. You know, like vitamin D, zinc. And in as much
as he does sell those things, when part of his narrative is that you can't get sick if you
have these things, then the conclusion that you should draw from those two ideas that he presents
is that buying his products will keep you from getting sick. Right. You can't go sick if you
take the supplements that I have. Therefore, it is a prevention for all sickness. Yeah. Yeah.
Basically. Yeah. That's bad. I've got hundreds of articles, hundreds of things to cover. I just
want to say again, because the falls here and people don't get malnutrition and you're going to
die of the flu. You're going to die of a cold. You're going to die of pneumonia. You're going to
die of COVID. You're going to die of tuberculosis. You think homeless have high levels of tuberculosis
just because they are homeless. No, they're taking drugs and they're not eating good food.
They're eating gas station food and they're taking drugs and they're sleeping outside
and their bodies are run down. Malnutrition can definitely be an aspect of what makes people
experiencing homelessness more susceptible to catching TB, but it's far from what experts
believe is the largest factor that makes incidents of the condition much higher in that community.
According to the World Health Organization, quote, the majority of TB cases in urban homeless
populations are attributable to ongoing transmission in shelters to the factors that affect the
community more than the housed population is that they generally have less access to healthcare
and they find themselves sheltered in far more densely populated units. Beyond that, because
they have no permanent address and often no reliable way to find or contact them, when someone
does test positive for TB, it's incredibly challenging for healthcare workers to trace
their contacts and get a jump on containment. Alex wants this to be a simple issue of the
higher rate of TB being the result of simple choices these people make. They get TB because
they eat gas station food and do drugs, so it's kind of their fault. But that's nonsense.
Through much of my early 20s, I eat gas station food and did drugs. There are realities to the
lives that people experiencing homelessness deal with that are the result of our society choosing
not to invest in making sure their lives are healthier or easier. It's a resource allocation
issue that our leaders don't seem to want to fix. And for people like Alex, it's easier to blame the
people who are struggling because to do anything else would require him to give up on his childish
opposition to anything that sounds kind of like collectivism. Yeah. And it's just sad, just sad.
Yeah. I find it very interesting that you can have a statement, then like follow it up with
the results of that statement, not, you know, like, what? You think it's just because they're
homeless? It's because they're eating gas station food. It's because they're in the middle of the
street. It's because they're doing drugs. It's because of all the things that you do as a result
of being homeless. It's not like, it's not like homelessness is just a single thing that has
no effect on it. Oh, you just don't have a home or you can still go to a restaurant, right? That's
no problem. Sure. And then, I mean, if you think about it, like what would his solution to tuberculosis
among the people experiencing homelessness? Like what would, what would the solution be?
Get rid of gas stations, Dan. That's the only way to keep gas station food away from people.
Free zinc. Free zinc for all. Right. So Alex has some big news. And as we know,
sometimes when he has big news, he can't get on his show and do his show.
Wow. It's too hard to talk about big news. Thankfully, he decided to do his show this
day. Okay. But he also has big news that almost made it so he couldn't do his show.
Oh, I mean, this is so big that I should not even be on air right now. Okay. I barely got on air
because of this. And I'm sitting there looking at this and I'm just like,
you know what real journalists are like? Real journalists are like FBI agents or what they
used to be. That's all you do. You go out to a place, you get the proof, you show it to people,
you document it. But I don't have the money to hire retired FBI agents.
Well, that's what a real journalist would do. Notice media doesn't do that anymore.
They just see something somebody said and then they, they just repeat what they heard.
Wow. Smash cut to Alex complaining about Keith Oberman's YouTube channel.
Smash cut to Alex saying something Bill Maher joked about three years ago is the stated goal of
all left-wing people. In the contrary. Yeah, I would say this is a little rich.
Stated as someone whose proof is always a Lieutenant Colonel who saw or heard something
you were telling me literally what you just said. They hear something and then they repeat it.
That's all you do. Yes. Yes. That's, that's a slap to the face. Yeah. It's a little rude.
Yeah. It's a little rude. It's rude. Now if that was sort of Alex misrepresenting a reality,
this next clip is way worse. My biggest frustration is that we have a small media
organization that reaches millions of people a day and they can get in front of the present.
And as soon as I hire somebody and train them, they get poached away to go work somewhere else,
which is fine, but it happens all the time. I mean this sincerely. I can't think of a single
info wars employee who's gone on to bigger and better things. Most of them just disappear into
private life like Leanne McAdoo or Jacari Jackson, but the ones who try to keep going don't typically
follow the path of getting poached from Alex. You had Joe Biggs who Alex had to fire to save
face about pizza gate who's now a high profile member of the proud boys, which I would not
consider an improvement. It's a lateral move at best. There are people like Rob Jacobson or
Josh Owens who've left and have since come out and talked about how full of shit Alex is and
how awful it is to work there. Millie Weaver got fired after she put out shadow gate, which kind
of insinuated that Roger Stone was involved with the players that were creating internet based
false flags. Cousin Buckley is gone, but he's not a big media figure. No, that's probably he didn't
get poached by a Oberman or anything like that. Jerome Corsi doesn't count because he used to
work for info wars, but he worked for like Newsmax before that. He had a big career and like he's
the swift boat and asshole before that. So and also he hates Alex now ensued him. I don't know.
There's nobody. Here's no one who's ever worked at info wars has been poached by anyone because
literally everyone in the media understands that info wars is a stupid organization and that anyone
who would decide to work there is completely unemployable. No one's getting poached. Yeah. Well,
here's my theory on this. What he thinks is is getting poached is all of the people who work in
his audio and all of the quote unquote researches and all of that stuff, right? Oh, they're about
18 years old. They get about eight months of experience. And after fucking up everything
that they can fuck up on Alex's show, then they go get a real job. Yeah, or they like they're
behind the scenes. They they like they've never been publicly seen as an employee knows that
I work and they're like, oh, I got to get out before someone knows I work here. Uh huh. Yeah,
you got it. I could see that. I could see like behind the scenes people. But if you if you take
just the in front of camera talent, good God, no, no, no, no, no. Most of the people that work
for him for his Alex has to pretend he doesn't know. Yeah. Damn, but Dondie never met him. Never
heard of him. Never heard of him. Never. Listen, I don't get into. I don't get into that kind of
stuff. She's in some deep shit. She's in some deep real stuff that I have. No, I've never even
I'm not. I don't ever touch that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Joe Biggs is one simple assault away from
having never met Alex. Yeah, that's that's what's gonna happen. Oh boy. So anyway, this big news.
Um, I would say it's a dud. This is a source known directly
by individuals employed here that have worked in, let's just say different
strategies of the security apparatus of this country.
Darren was a security guard for a week all over Austin.
They are mailing into nursing homes
multiple ballots, sometimes for a piece. But of course, not everybody's getting them.
Women are getting them and almost all of them are registered. What?
Democrats. Hmm. I was gonna go with that last week. I said, let me guess. Is it mainly women?
Yeah. How do you know that? And let me guess. They're Democrats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they are.
So Alex apparently learned about this a week ago. Didn't talk about it on the show. Now
he's picking himself because he's got another source that's told him. He's like, ah,
shit, I should have reported that last week. So then I can report it again now or something.
Oh boy. Anyway, Alex has another source on this. There's one source that I don't believe
means anything. And here's the second one that doesn't mean anything. All right.
I have a separate individual come here this morning.
And he's showing me the evidence of this, but oh, this person, you know, works in the
city of Austin. They don't want to get in trouble. And I get that, but
you're going to get more trouble. There's not a country. So I'm just like, just get me copies
of the ballots. Oh, touching somebody else's ballot. You know, that could be a crime. So,
so they're mailing out everybody ballots. They're mailing them into nursing homes.
People don't know what planet they're on most of them. And the staff is filling them out and
getting paid off to do it. Okay. And I mean, it's open and shut. It's going on.
So guarantee I call the FBI. Now that's going to happen. Yeah, probably not.
You might get in trouble. You know, I don't know. Just give me copies of ballots whenever,
you know, and commit a really serious federal crime when people are paying more attention than
ever in the history of the world. Look, I can understand Alex's desire to create fear in
his audience and conspiracies about voting, but this one is a bit offensive and honestly,
kind of agist. Alex is trying to create the image that at these assisted living facilities,
the nefarious staff are stealing old folks ballots and presumably using them to vote for Biden.
Typically, this is not how any of this works. According to a fact sheet released by equip
for equality. In many cases, in person absentee voting events will be organized at assisted
living centers. Quote, if that happens, at least two election judges, one from each political party,
will come to the nursing home the Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday before Election Day
and supervise the voting. When this is done, your vote has to be collected by the election judge in
order for it to be counted. Anyone who's an assisted living can request an absentee ballot.
If you do that, you can return it in person. And then obviously you're handing it over to the
voting authorities, or you can do it by mail. However, if you get assistance in filling out
that ballot, which you can from anybody who you decide is a qualified person to help you,
quote, the person helping you must sign the envelope stating that they assisted you.
Failure to do so would be a huge problem. Some states have laws that bar medical staff from
assisting people with voting. And that does present a challenge since visitation is limited
in nursing homes due to the coronavirus. But this is not an issue that no one is aware of.
What's going on here is that Alex is creating conspiracy out of complaining about the wrong
thing. The real issue that should be addressed is how even without a virus in play, there are
hurdles that affect voting access for people who are in assisted living. There are laws that require
access to voting, but these are not perfectly followed. And some folks do end up getting
disenfranchised. There's a definite problem that exists with pro-publica citing Medicare receiving
complaints from 55 nursing homes between 2018 and 2019 where residents quote, said they weren't
given the opportunity to vote or were unable to get help casting a ballot. This is real and it
affects real people who have a right to vote. Alex wants to be the message to be that it's not fair
for the elderly to vote if they vote Democrat because that must mean that someone's manipulating
them into voting that way. And the ultimate conclusion of his logic is that elderly people
shouldn't have the right to vote because they're too impressionable or something. If he wants to
make that argument, he's welcome to, but I would love to see how he would try and pull that off.
As it stands, he's ignoring the real issue surrounding voting rights in assisted living
while creating a fake version that benefits him politically. It's the same thing as with the
TB nonsense. The answer is pretty clear when you consult people who understand the issues,
but the answer is something that's incompatible with Alex's worldview. Making progress in terms
of TB in the unhoused population requires investment and resource commitment, which he's
against. Ensuring that everyone in assisted living has access to secure voting requires money,
resources, probably some federal regulations, and Alex is against all of that. His world has no
solutions for these actual problems, but he knows how to profit from the continuing of them. So
that's what you do. That's how this operates and it's kind of boring. Yep. Yep. It is very unproductive.
It sucks that making up terrible plans that would never work and getting people all scared of them
will allow you to succeed at very good plans that have been in place to disenfranchise voters.
Well, this is the like it's a real bummer. This is the jangly key that keeps keeps some
amount of attention away from the real issues that should be addressed. Now, I would say that the
plans that Alex comes up with for his villains, very stupid. Very bad. The plans that he attributes
to the globalists are always like very childish and dumb. Yeah. Now the plans he comes up with for
himself downright very illegal. No, and I wish you would just give me the ballots. And so I told
these folks, I said, just go out. I said, I don't care what you got to do. Go over there and damn
it. I mean, I'll sneak into the nursing home myself and do the interview. But see, we've got
this passive attitude. So Alex is going to go sneak into a nursing home.
Master of subtlety. All right. You've seen me sneak into a secret billionaire fuckfest.
Now my next sequel 30 years later, nursing home. I just imagine Alex being like put down on wires.
Yeah. Mission impossible. Getting stuck. Ma'am, we need to whisper. Otherwise,
there will be. Why? Why does everybody? Why is everybody here now? Alex is like the king of
stealth. Like I picture him basically being like someone in an Assassin's Creed game.
Every time I snooping around, I think I see him and then he's in the bushes, you know, and he's
just gone. The Watergate burglars wouldn't have gotten caught. One of them was Alex.
Kick the door open. I want to commit crimes. Yeah. So Alex has a prediction here and that's that
Biden's going to be named the winner of the election and then stock market crash. Sure.
And they're just going to say he won and they're going to go with the secession movement
and have the media declare Biden the winner. They'll say, oh, it's not clear the night. Oh,
take a week or two. And then they're going to say Biden wins. And then when Trump can
test it, they're going to say he's a liar. And this is a disaster by design. And during that,
they're going to plunge the stock market saying uncertainty about America. Trump won't step down.
Stock market down 5,000 points, 7,000 points, 10,000 points, 12,000 points, 14,000 points,
20,000 points. And it's going to be everybody lined up saying get rid of Trump and Biden will
turn the stock market back on. And they're going to betray us during that period. And then they're
going to kill the dollar. And then the average leftist won't remember they did this a month later.
They have no memory. Honestly, Alex is just describing a fun house mirror version of what
could happen if Biden wins. Alex is creating false intentions and causation for things that could
happen. Totally. For instance, no matter what, there's a very good chance that we will not know
on election day who is won. It's just the reality of how things work when there's such high levels
of advance and absentee voting, which can't be counted until election day in many states,
including Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, which combine to represent 38 electoral votes.
Some states logistically could have difficulty having an accurate count by Tuesday evening,
probably many of them. And that isn't suspicious. Alex has made it suspicious. And by making the
delay part of the globalists plan, which makes no sense. The next layer is the stock market.
It's very possible that the market could take a dip regardless of who's in the lead during the
period between the election and the certification of the results. That stretch could be rocky because
of the uncertainty it represents with investors not knowing which way to play things. From some
of the articles I've read, it feels like investors are really aware of this dynamic and many have
hedged appropriately. So it's possible that the instability won't be nearly as severe as it could
be, but there might be a dip. This is a natural market reaction, but Alex has preemptively
characterized this as the globalists tanking the stock market and holding it hostage, only to be
let free if Biden is installed as president. Of course, if there is a period of uncertainty and
then Biden is declared the winner, that will have the stabilizing effect on the market, which Alex
is trying to get his audience to experience as the globalists letting the market come back because
they got their way. The elements of this narrative that Alex is building are possible things,
sensationalized quite a bit, 14,000. Sure, sure, sure, sure. And given a completely fictional
context. This is one of the big ways that Alex cheats. There's a very good chance that there
could be market instability at the end of this year, and it's likely that this instability
could be worse the longer the election is undecided. However, as Jessica Raebe, the co-founder of
Data Trek Research told CNBC, quote, long lasting and significant volatility usually stems from an
economic shock as opposed to politically related issues. The experience of this short-term volatility
can be exploited by people like Alex if they're able to contextualize it ahead of time and then
use being right about the prediction of that volatility to pretend to be right about the
context they ascribe to it. Put simply, Alex could be fairly accurate in his prediction that there
might be market drops, although obviously not as big as he's saying in the period when the
election is undecided. And then when the winner is named, things will settle down. He could be
completely right about that, and it would not prove that at all that he was right about the
globalists holding the stock market hostage in order to force Trump out and get Biden in.
That's just complete nonsense that he's imagining that he's going to give himself the
appearance of being right about should the more basic prediction turn out to be correct.
I predict the sun is going to go up tomorrow. All right, that's a good prediction. And it's
because you masturbate. No, that's not the way it works. Very simple, but essentially the same
game. Yeah. And it's if you kind of understand that trick a little bit and you listen to his show
critically, you'll see it come up quite a bit. There is the, you know, being correct about
something that's trivial, maybe even likely. Yeah. No, being correct about a prediction
that has been written about exhaustively for the past year and a half. Yeah. To the point where
it's a notable phenomenon, the hedging and the protection that investors are looking into for
the end of this year. Yeah, it's no investing. It's like people say stuff like don't let politics
influence your investment choices. And like now it's like politics has got it. Well, what are you
doing? Everybody's going to die. I think there's probably less of that among big investors. No,
I went to the New York Stock Exchange and they were all screaming like silly idiots. Look, my
friend, there's one thing that you will find at the New York Stock Exchange was that you won't
find great transition on Alex's face. And that's a mask. Okay. Alex ain't going to wear that mask.
So Alex just wear the mask. You know, it'll be over soon. It'll never be over. Bill Gates now
says 10 years because the mask is a symbol of idiocy. Big studies have come out. They're trying
to suppress that mask actually spread disease. It's all crap, ladies and gentlemen. Bill Gates said
that it may take a decade to get back to the point we reached in terms of economic development in
the developing world. He wasn't saying that Alex would have to wear a mask for 10 years or even
that the coronavirus pandemic will last close to that long. Just that there are setbacks that have
happened as the world responds to a crisis and that realistically could take a long time to get
back to where we were. Alex is just completely lying about what Bill Gates said. As for this idea
that there were studies showing masks spread disease, I found that interesting. I would be
interested in that. In a very preliminary search, you can find a meta analysis conducted back in May
that found, quote, protective effects of wearing masks were significant in cluster randomized
trials and observational studies. You can find a ton of studies that set out to see if there's
an effectiveness difference between varying types of masks. So if you want to make an argument that
a cloth mask isn't as good as like a medical mask, maybe you could do that. But I struggled to find
the sort of thing that Alex seems to be talking about. Yeah, that would be difficult. As I always
do as a last resort, I tried to find the article on Alex's own website. There you go. And though
that web page is damn near unnavigatable, I was able to find what I think he's talking about.
There was a study that was released back on September 11th that's getting subtraction in
the right wing media right now. And there was a recent story on Breitbart that Alex has reposted
on his website. The headline is quote, CDC study 85% of coronavirus patients reported wearing
masks always or often. Even this, if this isn't a misinterpretation of a study, it still isn't
a bombshell. As has been made clear over and over again, wearing a mask is less about protecting
yourself and more about protecting those around you in the case that you are sick and possibly
unaware. The article on Info Wars is arguing against a straw man. They're claiming that the
study shows that masks are ineffective in stopping the wearer from getting sick, which is not the
claim that anyone is making. I don't think most people would be as offended by anti mask people
if wearing a mask was strictly about protecting oneself. It's the part about how wearing a mask
is to protect those around you that makes the whole, I won't wear one thing seemed really
fucked up and childish. There you go. Anyway, this study does show that you can catch the coronavirus
even if you wear a mask, but that isn't a gotcha. So I decided to look closer at the study to see
what else it said. The finding of this study was that they were largely overlooked because what
they said was just what you'd expect. Sure. For instance, they found that quote, close contact
with one or more persons with known COVID-19 was reported by 42% of case patients compared with
14% of control participants. That's not shocking at all. No, that would make sense. They also found
that case patients were more likely than control participants to have dined at a restaurant or
gone to a bar in the previous two weeks. Oh yeah, that would make sense. These were the two main
findings in their data, but the study itself makes clear that there are large limitations to the
data they were able to gather and that it might not be a perfectly representative sample of the
larger population for a number of reasons. This study in no way proves that wearing masks spreads
disease. And if you're going to take anything from it, it should be that dining venues are going
to be a particular challenge to reopening and that contact tracing is critical. So you can know if
you were exposed to someone who tested positive and then behave accordingly. Those things seem
like productive ways to interpret this information, making up bullshit about masks spreading disease,
less so. Although I do think that there is something to be said for like wearing masks being like
possibly harmful if you don't wash them. Sure. But that's the same as clothes. Yeah. That's not
anything. That's a bad idea. That's not unique. No. Okay, how about this? How about this? Here's
my pitch for you. All right, we get a licensing system for being allowed to say, this is what a
study says. You know, like, okay, so driver's license. At 16, you also have to take a critical
thinking skills test and you get licensed and then you can, but you have to wait until you're
like 30 and you get licensed and then you can talk about studies as if you know what they're
talking about. Ideally, we should just incorporate that into education. You would think, but I want
to go with a, I want a license. Okay. I want another piece of government ID. I feel like
conservatives are going to call this red tape. That might be meaningless bureaucracy because
they don't understand critical thinking skills. Let's do a study about it. So anyway, hey man,
look, masks, doctors wear masks. Yes, but it's not for that's because it's a symbol of idiocy,
idiocy. You all know that doctors are stupid when they're doing surgeries. It's not about
like protecting patients from them or them from the patients. Sure. No, no, no. There's another
reason doctors wear masks because they don't want to smell your blood and your teeth when they're
drilling them. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. It's just about smells. It's about smelling
your blood. Yep. Don't smell that blood. What? What? What's the point of having history? It's
what's the point of having science if Alex can say stuff like doctors wear masks because they
don't want to smell your blood. Your blood stinks. What are you talking about? Why even have this?
Who cares? Anyway, Borat is back.
I have not yet seen Borat too. I probably will watch it eventually. Anyway, Alex hates Borat.
He hates Sasha Baron Cohen. Of course. He believes that he works with the ADL to control the world.
He's the closest thing to Hitler there is. Sure. And Alex is particularly mad because
Rudy Giuliani got caught in a not great situation. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The whole
perving on an underage girl thing to the point where Sasha Baron Cohen ran back in because he
was like, I don't want to actually see a crime here. Well, that's one way to look at it. Oh,
is that one way to look like that? I haven't watched the whole movie, but I have seen that clip. I've
seen the clip that was released and the argument that Alex is going to try to make. I bet he can
sell me on it. Nope. He's saying that they told Rudy it was a break in the filming and that they
needed to take the mic out. So when he was going into his pants, he was trying to take off his
mic. Wow. Oh boy. Oh boy. Alex is just choosing to ignore the part where the fake 15-year-old girl
invites Rudy into the bedroom for a drink and he comes in and he's touching her. Oh man. Yeah.
His Twitter was hacked. That's what happened, Dan. It was a Twitter hack. Look, I can't say what
raw footage might show, but it doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. No. It looks very
crimey. So instead of dealing with this head-on, Alex decides to talk about the time that when
Sasha Baron Cohen was making Bruno, he got Ron Paul into a hotel room and then took off his pants.
Okay. And then his specialty is saying you're being interviewed in a hotel and to say, oh,
the lights have broken. This is what happened to Giuliani, we now know. It was obviously what he did.
Please come in here and wait. There's no chairs. There's a bed. You sit on the bed
and then he comes in, blocks the door and pulls his pants down on you.
I mean, I would pull that with me because I'd break his jaw if he was lucky. I mean,
and Ron Paul almost punched him in the face. I've talked to him about it off air.
You see him. I mean, the guy's not a wimp. And the point is, is that that's the type of crap
that's going on here. Imagine you're in a hotel room and a dude drops his drawers,
wearing a thong and then chases him out the door.
And Ron Paul's like, that guy's a fag. Oh, he's homophobic. I mean, give me a break.
Um, wow. So to be clear, I went back and I rewatched that clip from Bruno because I didn't
remember. I don't remember that. Those are not the words that Ron Paul uses. Oh, that is Alex's
words. Okay. So Alex did Alex escalated from there. Yes, from Ron Paul's reaction to Bruno
taking off his pants. You know, they just can't wait to show you how racist and homophobic and
everything they are. Yeah. It's, it's interesting. It just can't wait. Um, yeah. So yeah, sure. Wow.
Alex has a fake version here of what happened with Rudy. Um, and this, this is just, just sad.
They say all the interviews over. He goes, okay, leans back. He goes to take the mic that's,
you put it in your back pocket or your side. You string it under the shirt
and you pin it right here. So you've got to pull your stuff out to get it. You got to match up.
So they're watching in the room right next door. And the minute Giuliani goes to do that,
they're like, Oh, I can take it off. Okay, sure. They leave. He leans back to take it out. They run
into framing. This was a criminal frame up. There's a criminal frame up. Oh, was it? Oh, was it, Alex?
Alex. Alex. All right. Alex. Rudy Giuliani is a fucking terrifying creep. We all knew that. It
seems like I didn't need, I didn't need Sasha Baron Cohen. Like it's fucked up that I see it.
But, uh, yeah, like I needed, like what, what did you think was going to happen?
I would argue that it's questionable to agree to an interview with a 15 year old in a hotel room.
Like why just that, just that decision alone is iffy. If you're, especially if you're Rudy Giuliani.
That choice is something that I think is dicey. And then to behave in the way that is shown,
even before putting hand in pant to behave in the way that it appeared that he was behaving
is another level of so fucked up. Hey, man, it was just a mic. Sounds good. Wow. Yeah,
that is pathetic. It is. That's really sad. Yep. So what's not sad though is Alex's initiative.
Alex is a guy who gets shit done. And you know that because he doesn't even get his show done.
True. However, info wars.com blocked on social media. Sure. So he creates band.video. Right.
Band.video blocked on social media. Well, yeah. So now you have 2020 election center.
No, he's banned. What does he not understand? It's not like the name that's banned. It's him.
2020 election center, I think is getting blocked more. So now he has censored by jack.com. He has
a lot of URLs that are just to try and dodge. I wish he would apply that same creativity and
ingenuity towards doing his job. He has initiative and much like he creates a ton of URLs to try
and keep traffic coming into his website. Sure. He also is creating new email addresses
where people can send him information about how maybe they're breaking into or sneaking into
nursing homes. Great. And finding cool. Cool. We're like a police substation that has 10 cops in it
and there's like 100 calls an hour coming in. I mean, I can't handle it, but you know what,
somebody's got to do it. So we're creating a new email. We're going to try to check every hour.
Vote at info wars.com and all over the country. Just go see your parents in the nursing home
because you know what's happening in Texas and I've seen reports of multiple ballots in Michigan
too. You know, it's happening everywhere and just go check on your parents or check on your sister
or your brother or or your just just, you know what, if you've got a dog, you know, say it's a
whatever they call where you go visit people with the animal to make them feel good companion animal.
I mean, I've gone and had country music played at nursing homes for people and my grandmother was
in there and brought the dog in there to see her by real happy something. I've done that.
Go visit the nursing home with your dog. Go visit there and see if there's a stack of ballots
sitting right there and then report it to me. Wow. It's one thing to like, if you have business to
be at the center, like if you have a family member there, it's another thing to go on an
investigative mission with your dog as cover. Yeah. That's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
a that's a weird that's bad. Also, what are we doing? What are we doing? Just call. Yeah. Just
call and ask. It would be unfortunate if Alex like, I mean, look, I don't encourage anybody to
send bad tips to that email address. Totally not because we wouldn't need to. His audience would
send him tons of dumb shit. Honestly, you guys would think that you are coming up with something
that's so dumb. There's no way an info warrior would actually do it and you are wrong. Yeah,
you are wrong. Yeah. You can't prank a prank and like no matter what any of our listeners could
come up with to send in to fuck with him. Yeah. Like it won't be any sillier. There's no you
can't out surreal. Unreality. Yeah. Unreality is going to out surreal you. Yeah. So while back,
Alex was feeling real bad. Money was tight. And he thought like, Hey, man,
shit's going down. Yeah, it's all over. I'm going to do my last episode, but I'm not going to release
it. Right. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, I totally drew that. I'm going to come in and do my last episode.
And then it'll be there. And then when I go off air, whenever they come and get me,
I'll have my last episode. I was really hoping we speculated that that would be the way he ends
his show forever. He's saying that there was a secret last episode on his actual last episode.
Yeah. That would have been great. Well, Alex has decided he's going to do this again. Okay, good.
I thought about last week Jeff doing a whole four hour show on this could be our last show.
And what would I say on my last show? You know what? Next Tuesday, I'm going to do a show called
my last show ever question mark. That's election day. Question mark. Also next Tuesday's election
next Tuesday on some whatever day is happening. Random, random ass day. I'm going to do my last
show ever question mark. What a fucking asshole. I hope he does it. I just want to throw tomatoes at
it. I just hope he does it. I would find out what that computer chip in a homeless man. I would
find that to be maybe kind of a fun kind of trolling on his part now on election day to do his fake
last show ever. That would be fun. Yeah. That would be fun. So Alex goes to calls. He said that
he was going to go to calls like the whole show and it was going to be all wall to wall calls.
Does not get to calls for quite a while. And this caller wants to pray. Great. You're up there in
Joe Biden territory. Unfortunately. And I'm going to piggyback off of the second or last caller you
had. And I'm going to pray. I hope that's all right with you. Go ahead brother. It's not with
me. Lord thy God creator and master of the universe in your son's name Yeshua Emmanuel Jesus Christ
on the side we pray. Father we pray that you will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Your will
includes making your enemies your footstool. Oh boy you wrote this down. You can't read a prayer buddy.
As they will surely face eternal judgment. So we got more callers calling in and praying
for vengeance and punishment for their earthly enemies. You know that's it reminds me of the
Psalms surprisingly enough. It is really good whenever somebody in the year 2020 writes down
a Psalm to read to Alex fucking Jones on the air. Yeah I didn't hear as much praying on the like
2016 episode. No no no. Fewer callers calling in and just praying. Yeah it is it is kind of an
interesting thing considering you would expect them to hate Hillary Clinton so much more than
anything you could imagine. There might have been some praying. I mean we haven't listened to enough
episodes to say fully but like the vibe is way different. It's very strange. Yeah Trump really
fucked everybody's head up like the right wing media has really done a great job of just destroying
the brains of billions of people. Now here's how you can tell that Alex still has some grasp
on like he's he's some of this is fake. Yeah because this caller starts breaking into prophecy
immediately gets freaked out. Okay. And it's like I gotta go. All right. God has given me a task in
which I have not been obedient about so this would be a good starting point. More than a year ago
he gave me a vision and which told me that all who smoke can't see each other. He died.
Ezekiel 3 18 says when I say to a wicked person you will surely die and you do not warn them or
speak up to dissuade them from the evil ways in order to save their life that wicked person will
die innocent. Here's the deal. Callers are gonna hang up. I love you to death but I gotta get
each caller wrong. You're the next person because of the breaks. I gotta go man. Yeah dude. I had a
vision. You had to go. Goodbye. I listen to that a number of times. I can't quite make out what he's
saying but I think he's saying. If you smoke weed you're gonna die. I think that's what he was saying.
Yeah. I think he said if you smoke hemp and seed. That's what it sounded like. That is what I
gathered but I can't be certain. Yeah. I don't know but whatever it is it's like yeah hey we're
fine with some religious extremism. We're cool with preying on air. Cool. You're getting weird
to these prophecies. I can't have that. We don't do future here. If it's not the globalist doing it
I don't deal with it. If I can't be in control of it and like whatever the prophecy is I'm not
interested and quite frankly I'm too into my libertarian weed is cool thing. I have way too
many of those people. It would really bum out a large section of my audience if I went back on
drugs. I'm not just gonna go with you on if you smoke weed you die. You know not even even if you
want to say that you're going to hell which is God's supposed to love the herb. Yeah. I don't
understand it. Also dude come over to my side. It's way more fun over here. You're spouting
prophecies and praying with Alex Jones. I'm smoking weed man. Come hang out with me. Yeah.
So Alex is a guest on and we're not going to listen to anything of his because who cares.
Right. James O'Keeffe you've got the floor. Project Veritas tell us what's happening. What
you've broken. What people should share and be informed about and then what's coming next. Thank
you so much. Hey Alex great to be with you. I just I don't care whatever. Nope. James O'Keeffe
is the boy who cried wolf quite frankly. I don't care about what he has to say. Too bad.
But I do think it's interesting that Alex is having James O'Keeffe on the same episode where
he was complaining about Borat. Yep. Yep. Can't handle those kind of gotcha pranks. You know.
James O'Keeffe tried to lure a reporter to a boat. No. No. No. That's that's investigative
journal. You know what real journalists do. They're like FBI agents. Yeah. Yeah. Go fuck yourself.
Jesus. Anyway we have one last clip here from the 22nd and Alex is talking to a caller and
Mike down for this because this I fell out of my chair metaphorically when I heard this.
Have you researched anything about the grain solar minimum? We're entering
potential new ice age. How does that one? Absolutely. They know we're going into an ice age.
And so why are they spraying alumnus oxide blocking solar radiation? They're trying to trigger it
early. Right. So that aligning with the fourth turning in 2020 perfectly planned. Yeah. Exactly.
They're trying to pull off a mass calling. They're trying to cut our food supply off
before we go interstellar. Have a good day. Yeah. Absolutely. Genius caller. Love these callers.
Incredible. Genius. Is that plan C? What the fuck just happened? If you if you're listening to this.
Yeah. You'd have to kind of think that Alex believes that the globalists. Yep. They really
like orderly things. Yep. So they want to get everyone into campus and forced vaccines and
then kill everybody off slowly. You got it. That way. But also because of Alex's machinations,
he's forced their hand. They're just going to release a super bio weapon to kill off everybody
immediately. Yes. But also they're trying to start a new ice age early to kill people. Well,
of course. What? What? Why? They already have the super bio weapon with the why would they want
to create a super ice age? They've got to live through the ice age. Don't understand. I say just
suck. You just don't get it, Dan. There's a lot of different plans up in the air at any given
point in time. There are that many plans in order to throw Alex off the scent. Now, obviously it
won't work because Alex was appointed by God himself to foil all plans. Plans a through Z.
What if sometimes W? What if the plan to create a new ice age makes it so the environment is
inhospitable to the super bio weapon that they've created? Ah, well, then they cancel each
other out. And that's when you go to plan P, my friend. Plan P. Is that a vowel? It is now.
I just get bored. I just get bored of these. Whatever. Okay. All right. Everything that could
be an apocalyptic plan is something the globalists are doing. Jesus. None of these things are
compatible or seem to complement each other, but they're all their plans. Yep. The other
thing that I come away with too is like this, this weird sense of like,
like I hate electoral Alex. Yeah. I that's the feeling that I have had a really difficult
time putting my finger on for a while. Alex shouldn't care about electoral politics. It's
really unbecoming for him. If he believes that there's a secret cabal of all this stuff and like
these globalists are all in control of so many blah, blah, blah, the right and the left. It's
all an illusion. He shouldn't care at all about votes. He shouldn't care. Like the election
shouldn't matter. It should be like the Super Bowl to him or whatever. Like it just be like,
this is just a bunch of bullshit. The over committing is, is embarrassing. It is. I mean, like,
I just don't know how else to put it. It's like, it's an invalidation of his character.
Yeah. He's just a hack. Yeah. He doesn't have anything. He used to have something to bring.
That's why we got where we are. And now he's just a hack like everybody else. Yeah. And you could,
like that's why the Ron Paul stuff works so well. It's like, yes, this is never going to go anywhere.
You can, you can sort of hang your hat on the what ifs. Like it's just great. It's perfect.
It's perfect for a guy like him. And, and this just stinks. It stinks. Electoral Alex. Bummer.
Bummer town. Yeah. Yeah. So there was a debate on Thursday night and on Friday. Really? Yeah.
Alex got into studio and here's how he, uh, he interpreted, uh, the debate
with president Trump's devastation devastation of Joe Biden. He has secured an even bigger landslide
victory that I'm now just going to call it 10 days out. Trump is going to win bigger than he won in
2016 in the electoral college. He might even win the popular vote though. That's the stage where
they got so much election fraud going on, but just as sure as the sun came up this morning
and it'll set this evening, you can bet your bottom Benjamin Franklin or your bottom George
Washington or your bottom Thomas Jefferson. You can bet your bottom greenback that they're
going to contest it and have the states start breaking up and just have the biggest fiasco
you've ever seen. They already said the last election was illegitimate. Oh boy. So Joe Biden
got destroyed in the debate. So now Trump is going to win bigger in a greater landslide,
but also states are going to succeed. I can't think of anything I care about less right now
than a debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Sure. Can you imagine giving a shit about that?
I don't think it's an environment where what you want in a debate can happen. I don't think,
like the point of the debate would be to understand policy positions, understand differences between
perspectives on issues that we're all facing. Yep. And I don't think between those two primarily
because the involvement of one of them. Yeah. I don't think that's possible. No. So fuck it.
Who gives a shit. And again, it goes back to like what we were talking about a little while
back, which is like, it's very hard to imagine that anybody is like, I just don't know. Yeah.
60 million votes have already been cast. Yeah. That's not, that's not, that's too many for anyone
to genuinely consider that it matters. The people who are like, I better watch this debate to figure
out who I like. What the fuck are you talking about? I understand why you still do it. Sure,
I guess, but it's the same reason that we're doing so much shit right now that makes zero
sense, which is just like, we're all pretending that the system is still working. Well, I mean,
it's all imaginary. Sure. Anyway, Biden lost. Sure, he did. He got trounced. Whatever. You can
have it. Yeah. And actually, I honestly think that it makes perfect sense that Alex would think
that because like Trump was in the debate, just like talking info wars, man. Sure. Like he was
talking a lot of the stuff that's like pointless and it's not, it's not based in reality, but it
works for these right wing media cycles. So basically they were seeing exactly the Trump
that they need there on that debate stage. Right. And I think that you could easily see that as like,
yes, this is good. Right. But it's probably not good, electorally. I think most people,
first of all, have already made up their mind. And someone who's not already into Trump would
look at that debate, any of these debates and just see like, that guy's insane or just like,
I don't like what's going on. I didn't watch a second of it. So in this next clip,
Alex talks about China and their relationship with, this is very confusing. Okay. He tries to
make a metaphor where China is like a biker who's in an abusive relationship with your mother.
That's a normal situation that happens to, to
please try and trace this metaphor. Okay. It's, it's, I'll work on it. It's pain. I'll write it down.
China is the big thousand pound bully that is, let me give this analogy that's having sex with
your mom, I guess, you know, let's say you're five years old and there's this big mean motorcycle
gang dude that weighs 400 pounds, that beats your mom and beats you and there's nothing you can really
do. She's scared. I mean, that's the democratic party is your mom and the chai comms are like
the big thug and
you've got the globalists that put the big thug in power, but that's really where this country is.
What? And your mom has Stockholm syndrome. She's got cigarettes put out on her. She's,
you know, she's not eating enough or ribs are showing. He broke her arm, you know, last year,
knocked some of her teeth out last month and she's just scared of him and, and, and she defends him
whatever his name is, give him a name. Oh, Bobby's good. But Jack's nice. And, you know, if, if you
don't do something about him, he's gonna end up killing your mama. Whoa. You can bail on a metaphor.
Yeah. If it's not going well, just like, just be like, you know what, that one got away from me.
Yeah. You can say that one got away from me. The whole world goes, that happens to me. Yeah.
Yeah. We just move on. Yeah. I understand you're doing live radio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That one got away. We've all had one get away from us. That's a thing. All right. All right.
So China is an abusive boyfriend. The Democratic Party is your mother. All right. You've already
lost the thread. Why is the Democratic Party my mom? I don't understand. Wait, who is who in
this scenario? Am I, am I the Democrat? Why? Where are the Republicans? They're the kids.
The Democratic Party doesn't have any power right now. None. I don't understand. Unreal.
I mean, that's, that's a horrifying sort of way to paint a picture of something,
but I don't understand the point. I don't understand what I mean. Obviously, the
point is Democrats is China bad. Yeah. But also wouldn't this be making the Democrats
incredibly sympathetic? I don't, I think he, no, not for him, because he believes that if you're
getting hit by somebody, then that's your fault, I guess. The Democrats are satanic. They kill kids.
Yeah. But the China is the bigger killer of kids. I don't know. It doesn't make any sense.
None of it makes sense. Nope. Don't do metaphors. So Alex tries to get into, in his next clip,
he tries to get into sort of minimizing climate change and carbon emissions,
and I think he trips over his own foot. But they do know is one big volcano puts out more
than all the humans do in 10 years. That's on record. Mount St. Helens was more than a decade
of human carbon in the atmosphere. It happened in a couple minutes.
Krakatoa, Pompeii, look it up for yourself. It's incredible. I'm not sure it's a winning strategy
to say that carbon emissions aren't a big deal. And your evidence is that every 10 years we do as
much damage as events that are pointed to as historical disasters. Pompeii is a word that
when you say it, people don't think about how that's the name of the city and the volcano is
actually Mount Vesuvius. The word Pompeii is shorthand for that disaster because it was so bad.
It was shorthand for seeing people exploded so fast there are fucking ghosts on the walls.
Yeah. That was in 79 AD. Krakatoa erupted in 1883. And these are still words that just mean
volcano disaster because the effects of those events were so serious and left such an indelible
impression on people's psyche. Even if what Alex was saying were true, it would still be a strong
argument for taking human carbon emissions and climate change seriously. Does he think it's
a convincing argument to say that we're pointlessly creating a Krakatoa event every decade? That seems
fucking stupid. You know what else created more CO2 emissions than we do? That impact that killed
off the dinosaurs. Oh, that one did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. A lot of stuff went up into the
atmosphere and it kind of made it. Yeah. Oh, everybody's always worried about volcanoes and
meteors or whatever. Now, to the larger point, Alex is just making up numbers. These incredibly
violent eruptions aren't happening all the time, whereas our actions are. We may not have a Krakatoa
type volcano going off every year, but there are volcanoes. And according to climate.gov,
quote, human activities emit 60 or more times the amount of carbon dioxide released by volcanoes
each year. Large violent eruptions may match the rate of human emissions for a few hours that they
last, but they're too rare in fleeting to rival humanity's annual emissions. In 2013, U.S. Geologic
Survey scientist Terry Gerlach published a paper that estimated comparisons between the emissions
caused by volcanoes and by humans. His previous paper from 2011 had put the figure at humans
releasing approximately 90 times as much as volcanoes, but this time the number was lower,
partially because, quote, more data on carbon dioxide emissions from subsurface magma had become
available in the years since. Also, even that 90 times figure is probably quite conservative.
In his paper, Gerlach looked at particularly large events like the eruption of Mount St.
Helens, which he found, quote, released carbon dioxide on a scale similar to human output for
about nine hours. What Alex is saying is absolutely not true. And even if it were true,
there would be a really stupid argument. He just making up numbers that aren't, aren't real.
No, no, no, no. You know those things that echo throughout human history? Yeah, we do one of those
every 10 years in the in the sky. You know that's great, right? No. Oh, what? No. But why? No, it
echoes throughout human history. Things that echo throughout human history have to be good,
right Dan? These things are scars on human history. Scars on what? Like you think about it and you
like, I mean, there's the effects like changing sunset. Sure. And like those kinds of things
that are like real visible and physical. But some of them like they affect oral tradition
throughout history that has gone down. And like, well, I mean, the myth of the flood is
everywhere for a reason. You know, like it doesn't matter where, but you got hit by that flood,
buddy. You can't prove that. Yeah, it was a literal flood. Nope. Anyway, in this next clip,
Alex says something that I need a citation on and he does not provide one. The numbers between
five and 10,000 people, the FBI tried to bribe posing as Russians. They could not get one conservative
nationalist or patriot. One person to take the money. Now you think about that long, you think
about that hard. Why? Makes me really proud of patriots. A lot of folks got, you know,
grandmas with cancer, the wife's got cancer, you know, you got big debts or whatever.
And you're taking their money. Little I take a little money from the Russians to give them
info. But no, they could not get one person. What a what a loyal, good grip of people.
Salt of the earth. And we're living right next to devil worshiping pedophile self.
You sound like a fucking child. Yeah, that's gross. This is so stupid. Oh, the FBI to 10,000
patriots who tried to give their budget, buddy, none of them took it. You sound like a fucking
you sound like a middle schooler telling a story about your dad being a totally such
nonsense bullshit. Yeah. So anyway, Alex watched the debate. Sure. And he wept. Oh, why? I did part
of the debate here live. I went home to watch it with my family. And I started crying.
And when I was driving to work today, I got a little ad. I was about to cut it out about
standing up for President Trump and admiring President Trump and not being ashamed of that.
And just what admiration really is because it's it's not envy. It's not jealousy. It's
it's the opposite. It's love. And it's it's something being an example and just appreciating it.
This is so dumb. I I'm I'm I'm struggling for words. Yeah, I just want to throw. I want to
I want to throw a debate and I cried. I want to throw. So great. I want to hire 10 people
to anywhere. Alex goes suddenly sometimes hit him with a tomato. Like just always be around.
Alex Jones never know when it's going to happen. But I want him to be hit with a tomato
semi regularly. It might do him some good. I think it would be a good idea. Now Alex in this
next clip speculates that probably what's going to happen before the election is they're going to
false flag kill Joe Biden. Boo. They're going to false flag kill Joe Biden. Right. I mean it made
Selena more popular. So right. I mean we should open the phones up and ask what do you think
they're going to pull. They're going to pull false flags. People try to truck bomb Biden.
Hell they might kill Biden to make him a martyr. Is he such a loser. Biden a martyr.
That's the only way to save a loser who's politically dead is to kill them and then
you can mad them resurrect like the Phoenix not literally but metaphysically. So yeah they might
kill Biden. They might assassinate Biden. They're going to attack the power grid and the Internet
because there's Internet kill switch. We started having place selective
sensory is not going to work enough for them. They want to cripple things. Sure. Sure.
This is just all this is every like I feel like every 1940s movie where at some point
like somebody is acting crazy and then like fucking D'sheel Hammett slaps them in the face
like calm it down and everything's fine again except no one slapping slapping in the face.
I feel like he's supposed to be somebody supposed to be there to like grab him by the lapels slap
him in the face and be like get ahold of yourself man. Go to the bathroom splash the water on your
face and get it together. Exactly. Yeah. Like what are we doing man. Well I think what he's doing
is the buckshot sort of strategy. Sure. Because you notice how everything is being touched on.
Nothing. Internet censorship kill switch. Biden's going to get assassinated. They're going to
start a new ice age. They're going to release super bio weapons like all of this. Whichever
one's your flavor. That's the one I'm talking about. Right. It's going to happen. And if anything
close to any of them happens I'm going to pretend that's all I was talking about.
Look Chicago got nuked and I still stand by that. He knows that everyone's going to forget the 50
things he says and focus on his interpretation of the one thing that was close to what actually
ends up happening because Democrats don't have memories and plus if one of his I don't know
fringe weirdo community members does take a shot at Biden.
He's ready. I told you this would happen. Yep. Yep. So anyway Alex improvises a little story
here about how them damn globalists. Yeah. They're going to crash the stock market. Sure.
Probably. You know it'll be fun. What if they did it like right around Thanksgiving. So you
go home and you talk with your parents and everyone's scared. My God. What are we doing.
Sensory is not going to work enough for them. They want to cripple things to create a sense of
confusion. Sense of desperation. And then they plan to stop market 10 15 thousand points.
You know right before Thanksgiving or maybe right after Thanksgiving.
Now they'll probably do it before Thanksgiving because they're going to want you to
while they're contesting election to go and be all freaked out and scared.
Yeah. That's what they'll do. Probably got a rider truck loading it up with Ampho right now.
I'm sure they do. But they do of course they do. I mean they've always got a bunch of these little
hamsters running around in hamster wheels. Alex is just making all of that. Wait he's not he's not
alone. Other people can hear this. Yeah. This is somebody alone in the room just going and what
else are they going to do. They're probably going to come find him if they're going to go through
my windows. They're going to walk out my door. That's what's going to happen. I've convinced
myself just now. It is him convincing himself with these things. That's what it sounds like.
This is insane. Yeah. It's very troubling. It is weird to hear somebody do that where other people
can hear. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. They're going to do it before Thanksgiving because they want you
to be freaked out with your family. They're probably loading up rider trucks. Yes. That is
what they're doing. What the fuck. I too have had trouble going to sleep at around 2am and you
can't sleep for about two hours because everything is just going to you got anxiety dreams. You know
but you're alone and you deal with it. Yeah. It's deeply deeply disturbing. Yeah. To hear this.
Yeah. So anyway in this next clip Alex accuses liberals of thinking that the smuggler coyotes
sure they're actually coyote coyotes. And of course there's an infowars.com article liberals
are so stupid. Leftists are so disconnected from reality. They've never been on a farm or ranch.
They thought that Trump meant children were riding on coyotes. When I saw that last night I said
they said oh my god. He's not going to. That's the name of human smugglers is a coyote.
Put that headline back up. That is so crazy. The blue checkmarks are like he's crazy. Coyotes
don't bring kids into the United States. People do. That's what they're called you dumb bastards.
I'm sure Alex would add the same response to Trump thinking that coyotes referred to the animal
like Trump did in a 2018 speech saying quote without borders we have the reign of chaos crime
and believe it or not coyotes because of this very clear instance of Trump appearing to not
know what coyote meant. He when he used the word repeatedly in the most recent debate people were
most likely making fun of that using the old reference as a jumping off point. Alex is pretending
that's not part of the context. Yep. Get Trump's full response to kids and cages. I want to play
that. I want to play where he says coyotes you know the smugglers. He even knows they're that
stupid. He even goes oh I just use a technical term. They won't know what that is. Wow. Wow.
Indeed. Wow. I agree. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Just just wow. Just wow. Wow. Wow.
Trump obviously was saying that because he said that in 2018. Exactly. That's the only reason
that he would do that because that's how grown up he is. He's trying to make it look two years later
like he isn't as stupid as we all know him to be. Sure. Bananas. So Alex takes some calls
and he gets one from a listener who wants to know how we take our country back and Alex's
immediate response is of course you already have because you support my show. Sure. Naturally.
And then it gets more troubling. Well what does Trump do though? How do we take our country back
before we reach a point past the point of no return? It seems like that's where we're heading.
You've done it ma'am. You've supported us. I don't know how long we're on air. We have a huge effect.
Other independent groups do and we've taken the power in our own hands and are not just sitting
back and letting the corrupt outside system do this. And so you vote. You speak out. You say no.
And if they kill the president or turn it into a hot war then God knows we're going to have to
study total resistance and carry it out. So we're not the ones that did this or the ones started
it. I'm not looking for a fight. Believe me. I don't want one. But if they're looking for a fight
they came the right place because we got tons of catchphrases. Plotitudes and nonsense. Oh man.
Yeah. Oh you already supported. You already saved the country because you support me. And also
maybe we're going to have to kill some people. Like remember when the government like I wish the
government was like let's talk about what the best tax policy is. That'd be great. Sure. That'd be
awesome. Like let's talk about how best to take care of roads. Garbage pickup. Maybe some people
have some slightly different ideas about local control versus where you know the federal state
line should be. Yeah. Yeah. Did everybody forget that government is supposed to be really really
boring. Is that how bored we are. Is that is that we're just like well it's because something
has to be interesting. It's because we've created like fake factions within it. Yeah. That are
interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Like everything is espionage. Yeah. Yeah. There's a deep state
all the time now. Yeah. We used to have deep state used to show up once every couple of seasons.
You know it's not too bad in every episode thing. So Jordan we got one last clip here
and it's because the third hour a lot of it is Alex interviewing Catherine Austin Fitz.
I just found it incredibly boring. She's somebody who's a frequent guest on Project
Camelot and she didn't bring didn't bring the hits. No did not. But we have one last clip
and it's Alex explaining that he couldn't be a cop and I agree with that. I also agree with that.
And then we end on a very familiar note. It's just it's a mess out there man. You could not
give me to be a police officer. Period. It's always been a tough job. But it's just just
I mean God Almighty. Talk about because I mean now if you shoot somebody and there's any question
about it. You're going to prison if you're a cop. I mean I mean here's the deal. We've all been
in fights where most of us have. I had a dog bite me not too bad because I caught it right as it
was doing it a few weeks ago and I got mad and I kind of wasn't thinking once I punched the dog
in the face a few times and a few times to kick the guy's ass. He was smart enough and I was like
God why did I do that because it was the heat of the moment. I mean I I don't have those controls
and I just could not be a cop. Alex has outrageous hostility towards dogs. No you cannot
know with that with that kind of shit. You can't be outside. You cannot go. Don't tell me I can't
be a cop whenever you just said I saw a person and beat the shit out of his dog for a while. Yeah
you should be wearing a cone. You should be in a fucking containment. It's a wow. Yeah it's strange
to hear an adult. I punched that dog in the face a couple of times. You didn't punch it one time.
One time is the heat of the moment. A couple of times is you're a fucking crazy person that needs
to be in containment. I feel like the strategy generally too with like a dog that's a little bit
out of control is like get away from it. Yeah. Not punch it in the face. Not go right for the face.
Multiple times. No you could not be a fucking pop. Jesus Christ. Also you can't be a grocer.
Also one of the reasons that people are up in arms and protesting as much as they are and have such
a backlash and you know this conversation is happening so passionately is because when police
shoot people they do not typically end up getting arrested. Yeah. So anyway Alex you're wrong. You're
stupid. Everything is dumb. I can't tell you how different this is from looking at the 2016. Yeah.
Like it's just a completely I mean still like you know when we went and looked at November 4th
in 6th 2016 there is demons. Yeah. You know all that stuff. Oh everything is so
fucking different. Like it's all I love Trump. I cried watching the debate as opposed to the first
time around it's all Hillary's evil. It's very different and equally annoying. I look forward
to the election season kind of ending because like I said I do realize it's it's electoral politics
does not mix with crazy conspiracies. No. The two it's like oil and water and that's why this is so
like just it doesn't make sense. No. That's why he seems so desperate. I mean there's a
plenty of other reasons. It's really this is really sad. Yeah. Like when you get down to it
it's disgraceful. Like it is a really disappointing. But even if you think that there's one good thing
you can say about Alex not eating my employees goldfish. What the hell. We do appreciate that.
That is very nice of him not to eat his employees. Yes. I give you four stars. Go home and tell
your mother. Here's what. Here's what. That's an easy thing for him to say though because
everybody already knows that he could eat their goldfish so they keep their goldfish away from
him. Sure. It is an opportunity not a motive situation. Dan what about it. The goldfish
crackers Alex to eat the goldfish crackers. They were clearly marked with my name on them.
Yeah. So anyway we got you know interesting couple days ahead of us because now we have
this emergency Joe Rogan episode on Friday and then back to 2016 election on Monday.
And they you know you got some time if you are concerned and you can and it's safe.
There are early voting people should look into that. I don't know. I always I always
mine in today actually. Great. Yeah. I always try to be kind of you know respectful of that
being a very personal thing. You know I do believe that a lot of a lot of that vote bullying can be
a real thing. Sure. And I don't want to engage in that. Yeah. But you know people should vote.
Yeah. Probably. I don't know. Anyway we'll be back but until then Jordan we have a website.
We do have a website. It's knowledge fight.com. Yes. We're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter. It's that knowledge on your fight and I go to bed Jordan.
We're also on Facebook. We are Facebook. I choose. And if you could please find a local
charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
Yes. We'll be back but until then I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm Darryl Rundis.
I'm going to take my dog to an old folks home to snoop for ballots.
Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
So Alex I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.