Knowledge Fight - #5: January 19, 2017
Episode Date: January 20, 2017On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan about what has happened in the world of Alex Jones in the last week, particularly on January 19, 2017. Topics covered include: Why aren't you mad that clones don...'t have rights? Does a tape of Trump saying the N-word exist? If it does exist, what should Trump do about it? Is kissing your wife sexual assault?
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan,
I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
Hey, hello, everybody.
This is the show where I have listened to too much info wars
and Alex Jones in particular.
And I sit down and have a little chat
about what I've learned with my friend.
Jordan, who has no goddamn idea what's going on with Alex Jones.
It's a fun exploration over a glass of wine.
We're still in it.
So I think I'm just looking to find out whether or not
he's stupid or evil.
He's evil.
But he's evil.
OK.
Yeah, he's evil and he's banking on everyone else's stupidity.
Now that answer has been given.
Definitive, definitive.
Asked an answer.
All done.
Yep.
This is kind of fun because you and I sit down,
we have a bottle of wine, and we talk about this stuff.
It's kind of like an insane book club.
Yeah, it is.
It's a lot like that.
It's a lot like we're four relatively middle-aged women
just trying to get away from their husbands for a little bit
and do some women things.
Yeah.
Except our version is a weird Texan shouting borderline
racist shit all the time.
He's going to talk a lot about race on today's show.
So I hope you're ready for that.
Great.
Here's just a.
I never would have guessed.
Here's a couple of topics that are going to come up in weird ways.
OK.
Race.
All right.
Consent.
Those two should not, but OK.
And globalists, of course.
So last we spoke.
That, to me, sounds like they're just really looking
for Ethiopians to submit to running to the Boston Marathon
again.
Yeah, yeah, against their will.
Yeah, exactly.
The last we spoke, we had recorded a couple of episodes
over the weekend.
We're recording this on the eve of the inauguration.
This will be out on Friday.
And I want to fill everyone in on what the week has been like,
listening to the Alex Jones program.
You look confused.
Well, all now, all I'm thinking right now is like this day
will go down in history.
He says he says something exactly like that.
Right, right.
No, it's but he doesn't FDR.
Like, oh, man, this day will be studied for generations.
It will.
It will.
No, there's no.
No, that is 100% correct.
There are a bunch of things he says that I didn't isolate
because they're just little one off comments.
But I'm like, I totally agree with that.
Like that.
Right.
And then one was like, things are getting increasingly
desperate.
Like, yep, I'm right there with you.
Nope, absolutely.
We disagree about what you're talking about.
But yeah.
So on Monday, we all expected Alex would be back in studio.
He was not.
Dun, dun, dun.
He was still on his workcation.
But he's like, I'll be back in on Tuesday.
Meaning I'm working on the road.
Yep.
Workcation.
Tuesday, he's supposed to be back in studio.
Tuesday.
I turn it on on Tuesday.
Fucking David Knight is in the studio.
What the fuck is going on?
David Knight is not Alex Jones.
So David Knight's like, hey, guess what?
Alex is going to be in later with some breaking news
of lethal consequences.
God damn it.
I love that show.
So we'll get to, we'll talk a little bit about Tuesday
in a second.
But then I was like, all right, Alex is back.
Because he does show up and host.
He hosted the last hour of the show.
On Tuesday.
Well, Roger Stone came in and did a bit of it.
And we'll talk about that in a second too.
All right.
But then, so Wednesday, I'm like, fucking Alex is back,
baby.
And I turn it on.
It's fucking David Knight again.
And guess what?
He's like, hey, it's Thursday.
Wait, what?
For the first three minutes of the show,
he thinks it's Thursday.
He thinks it's Thursday.
Yeah.
He says the inauguration is tomorrow.
Oh boy.
He literally time jumped.
All right.
But I'm like, all right, this is still not enough to make
David Knight interesting.
I am not listening to this bullshit.
So I turned it off on Wednesday.
Time travel is not enough to make David Knight interesting.
Alex Jones at Info Wars makes time travel boring.
That's true.
That is a good point.
So Wednesday, I checked out.
I didn't listen to it because you can't pay me enough to listen
to two hours of David Knight and his smug bullshit.
I just can't do it.
That is listeners.
Send an email to knowledgefight at gmail.com
with your offer to pay or enough money to do this.
Let's be clear.
Donate to my Patreon.
It's at patreon.com slash freezing point if you want to donate
to make me listen to David Knight.
I'll do it.
Oh, give a shit.
This is that that's basically torture porn.
If you if you live stream it.
No, no, I'll listen to it and I'll do one solo with just talking
about David Knight.
Oh, the that would be your drunken Alex Jones
missing from the road moment.
I'm having a tough time.
So then Thursday, which is today when we're recording,
Alex Jones broadcasting live from D.C.
Hell, yeah.
In in anticipation of the inauguration, when you're listening
to this on Friday, they're starting a 14 hour live broadcast
at 8 a.m.
I will be listening to as much of it as I can stomach at the
office and I'll give you as much of a report as I can.
Now back to Tuesday.
Excellent Tuesday.
So Tuesday happened, unfortunately, and what ended up
happening was most days, I say, unfortunately happened.
So the show starts David Knight's broadcasting and Alex has
some of these.
Yeah, he's been doing this, like just getting on his phone
and recording shit, sending in special reports rare.
So they have some special reports that air before Alex makes
it to the studio.
Could we?
God, I want to get into his voice memos and see how many
times he tried to record it and then made a fuck up and was
like, Oh, God, damn it.
I don't believe in the globalist.
Oh, shit.
I can't send that one.
Can I make a prediction?
Yes, no takes.
As you can hear, I think you can hear from these clips.
He's recording these on a plane.
At one point, I think I cut it out, but at one point, he's in
the middle of a sentence.
He's like, How you doing, man?
God damn, I hate babies on here.
You guys hate babies on the plane.
I hate all babies in Trump's America.
Babies won't be born.
Indeed.
They'll be grown.
Take the red pill.
So he when he does get to the studio, I don't have clips of
this because I don't give a fuck.
Got him.
His big news that he was teasing was that Roger Stone has been
poisoned with polonium.
Roger Stone, the consummate Trump insider.
He worked for a number of administration administrations.
I believe he worked for like the Nixon administration.
Yeah.
And he's been on TV a lot recently.
Yeah.
He's been hosting the Alex Jones show.
Right.
But I mean, like real TV.
No, no, but I mean, he's been hosting the fourth hour almost
entirely the time that he claims he was deadly sick.
Have you seen pictures of people who have been poisoned with
polonium?
I have not.
Is polonium radioactive?
Yes.
OK.
Massively.
You can't get out of bed.
You can't get out of bed.
You can't move.
That's what is that?
How, isn't that how Putin was supposed to have assassinated
that one dude?
Yep.
The XKGB agent.
And that they do talk about that a little bit.
He's like, well, that wasn't really Russia.
That was MI6.
How is that not really Russian?
It was MI6.
It was a false flag.
You can't just do that.
Well, he wants to make Russia seem OK.
I know, but you can't just do that.
I guess you can.
If you just make shit up, you can.
That's such a great move.
Like, there's no fighting it.
Just nope, it's different.
Yeah.
Wait, no, we have all this.
No, you don't.
Fake news.
Speaking of fake news.
If you were poisoned with polonium.
Yes.
Any doctor would be able to do a test, a blood test.
The half-life is not such that it would be out of your blood.
It would be traceable.
The lethal dose is about the size of a grain of salt.
I did some research on this.
OK.
So like the, the, the.
How long before it kills you?
It is kind of a gradual thing.
OK.
It varies depending on the fat in your blood
or in your system and stuff.
But have you considered that it's possible Roger Stone
is immune to radiation?
It's entirely possible.
It's never been seen before.
That is my operating theory.
Have you ever seen him and radiation in the same room?
I think you nailed this one.
This is a perfect theory.
He repels it.
So here's the best thing about lying about doctors.
They can't say that you're lying because there's
laws about confidentiality.
Yes, that's true.
So if you lie and say, hey, my doctors think it's X,
they can't come out and say, we never said that.
Right.
They can't.
It's perfect.
Well, and also if you don't name names,
you don't even have to have seen a doctor.
Nope.
What about now?
I do believe he probably had a stomach bug.
Is Dr. Wallach an expert in veterinary radiation as well?
I think there was a class at Mizzou about that.
See, now there we go.
So anyway.
His boner pills surprise cure radiation poisoning.
And give dogs red rockets.
They do.
So all that stuff is.
They fuck the radiation right into you.
I can't stand talking about that stuff.
So I don't have any clips of that.
But there were some other things
that Alex got into on Tuesday show
that I think are worth covering.
Jam-packed.
Here's the first one.
This is about, this is actually, who cares?
He's coming to Washington, new suit.
I got one tonight too for the deplorable, which
you're going to be speaking in.
Yeah, which they caught the Democrats at the Ping Pong
Pizza Place little places, planning to gas us.
Yeah.
Imagine if we got caught playing to gas people
and causing a stampede.
It would be the end of the world.
That would be arrested for the next day.
I would be in jail.
They would be arrested.
Those guys are walking around.
It's no big deal.
No big deal.
Well, that's because the cops aren't bad.
But the political bureaucrats above them, it's DC.
They think it's great.
No, they want to see it shut down.
They would love nothing more than to see it all shut down.
Notice they try to imply that I was trying to get
violence to the Ping Pong Place.
What I was saying, that's probably a distraction
from all the other stuff.
And then meanwhile, they're at the Ping Pong Place
calling for gassing us.
Yeah, exactly.
Hats off to Project Veritas.
They really hit another one out.
And that's amazing because that probably would have happened
had they not had one of their guys in on the inside.
So did you catch what was up there?
What?
OK, so they talk a bunch about, on Tuesday's show,
they had James O'Keeffe on from Project Veritas.
Real quick, when he says they were plotting to gas us,
does he mean just info wars?
No, Trump people.
All Trump people.
So their story and the video.
Are they all going to be in an easily gasable place
in the near future?
Yeah, the outdoor inauguration.
OK, now the deplorable is what they're talking about.
The deplorable, which God bless them.
That's a solid pun.
You got to give them that.
It's dumb.
It's very dumb.
But hey, I like the repurposing negative things
as a positive.
That is pretty good.
Like liberal women calling themselves nasty women.
Right, right, right.
So I mean, hats off to you guys.
Nasty women is way better than deplorable.
Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.
But so Project Veritas put out a video where it purported.
God, Project Veritas is such a bull.
That is somebody who's cosplaying Lord of the Rings
while they're doing that.
I mean, we all know what they have done, right?
I mean, they did that bogus video about Acorn,
where he ended up having to issue a public apology
and pay $100,000 in a court settlement,
because he was shown to have manipulated videos
to show people saying things they didn't say.
He purported to have worn a pimp costume
into the Acorn place.
You did not.
That's pretty fucking funny, but he didn't do it.
That would be fucking great.
He's like a guy who liked jackass, but couldn't commit.
OK.
So I did a little looking into James O'Keeffe's other.
And then he also did the one where
it was was that the same one as the selling fetal tissue one?
No, I think there was someone else.
The Planned Parenthood one was someone else.
But they did the same thing and had to pay out.
Why are they all, yeah.
Because they don't, they're not journalists.
Well, yeah.
They think they are, but they're not.
They don't know the rules.
So also, in August 2010, James O'Keeffe
planned a staged encounter with CNN correspondent
Abby Boudreau, who is doing a documentary
on the young conservative movement.
He set up an appointment at his office in Maryland
to discuss a video shoot.
Izzy Santa, which is a crazy name.
Executive.
I could have swore that what you meant was like,
is James O'Keeffe Santa?
I'm like, I mean, the evidence isn't in yet.
They weren't in the same room.
I wonder if he has a hastily edited video showing
that he is Santa.
Izzy Santa answers no.
Executive director of Project Veritas warned Boudreau
that O'Keeffe was planning to punk her on the boat
by trying to seduce her, which you
would film on hidden cameras.
Boudreau did not board the boat and soon left the area.
CNN later published a 13 page plan written by O'Keeffe
mentor, Ben Wetmore.
It lists props for the boat scheme,
including pornography, sexual aids,
condoms, a blindfold, and fuzzy handcuffs.
Maybe they'll lock her up once.
There we are.
Yeah.
Full circle.
When questioned by CNN, O'Keeffe
denied that he was going to follow the Wetmore plan
as he found parts of it inappropriate.
Boudreau commented.
Parts of it.
Parts of it.
Parts.
Parts of the 13 page plan written by the guy named
Wetmore.
Wet.
So everyone's name is ridiculous.
What is happening here?
Boudreau commented.
That does not appear to be true according
to the series of emails we obtained from Izzy Santa, who
says the emails revealed James's true intentions.
Following the Boudreau incident, Project Veritas
paid Izzy Santa a five figure settlement, which
included a nondisclosure agreement.
So we can see maybe Izzy was telling the truth on that one.
Why do we always have to have the sign of the nondisclosure
agreement bullshit?
Because everybody's got to fucking hide.
Can't we just put somebody in jail?
Can't we put him in jail just for like, that's a crime?
Yeah.
Let's just do that.
He's constantly also been caught
trying to get people to commit voter fraud,
and then they're on taping.
We're not going to do that.
Right.
This is illegal.
Yeah.
That's bad.
Yeah.
So in this case, the most recent one.
He's like, he's like the devil in the book of Job.
Or in the devil work down the road.
Yeah.
He's trying to make a deal.
Yeah, but he's a really shitty devil.
Yeah.
Like he's just bad like, hey, man,
I'll give you like 50 bucks for your soul.
That's not enough.
He's literally committing entrapment.
Yeah, no.
But you can't commit entrapment if you're not part of the.
If you're not a cop.
Yeah, exactly.
So in the latest video, he taped some people
who were progressive activists who
were planning to put a stink bomb in the ventilation
at the deplorable, which would cause a stampede,
or blah, blah, blah, blah.
OK.
So Alex and his cohorts were all like, you know,
that's acid.
That could burn your skin.
That could burn your skin.
And then they could stampede.
It's all this bullshit.
But I'm glad they're I'm glad they're
replying to that with their usual clearheaded kind
of rational eyes.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It's acid.
It's acid.
It is.
It's a stink bomb, but it's acid.
It's acid.
So there's a group called Undercurrent
that has other videos about this incident.
OK.
And I think they might be a little more telling.
You can find them very easily online.
They're part of Project Gravitas, right?
We're more important than the truth.
Come on.
Project Gravitas.
It's just about throwing mashed potatoes around.
Is he Santa?
So they have video of one of James O'Keeffe's sort
of associates, one of his coordinators at Project
Gravitas, offering huge amounts of money
for these people to cause chaos at the Trump inauguration.
Right.
So basically, they have part A. And the James O'Keeffe has
part B, where they follow through with the plan
that they established with one of James O'Keeffe's associates.
Yes.
It's so sweet.
I don't understand why.
I don't understand where you're like,
do you not see how brilliant this plan is?
It's brilliant.
No one can trace it back to him.
He's got other people on it.
No, of course.
He didn't make the offer.
It's super crazy.
But it's not.
It's the honeypot sting, but run by idiots.
It's like if there was a honeypot inside a honeypot.
Yeah.
It's so stupid.
Jesus.
So they're really up on this gassing narrative,
and they won't stop fucking talking about it,
except they do for a little bit.
Here's one of Alex's special reports that is weird.
OK.
We are now about three and a half days out
from this historic event taking.
I should just say this for context in case.
He's going to talk about the alleged tapes
from the apprentice that are said to exist.
And it's he- Wait, wait, said?
Said to exist?
Well, they're said to exist and be horrible.
Oh, OK.
They allegedly exist of Trump saying the n-word and shit.
Oh, right, right.
Those, the ones that inexplicably Tom Arnold has.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's fine that Tom Arnold is actually
the arbiter of our democracy.
I always knew it would come down to that.
Ever since I saw true lies.
Ever since I saw the stupid.
So this is what I think is supposed
to be preemptive damage control,
but it spins out of control so fucking fast.
OK.
And it's hilarious.
All right.
And all Watson wrote a big story
yesterday concerning a NBC source, and it looks credible.
I'm not saying the report's credible.
I'm saying that the source, it looks like he is at NBC.
We have quite a few sources.
I'll just leave it at that.
But they're saying that there is a tape compilation going
back over the 14 seasons or whatever of the apprentice
with him sitting in the chair saying things
like his son's retarded and making dirty jokes.
And supposedly the N-word.
The thing about Trump, whether this is true or not,
is the top people that have known him for a long time
is he does like to basically tell dirty jokes anything
that a comedian would do.
Locker.
And he doesn't even do it that often,
but almost like a stress reliever or a way to break the ice.
He will sit there.
And a lot of times actually deprecate himself as well.
Whoa.
He'll call himself retarded.
No way.
No, he is not.
I'm not sending any of this, but we've all
known high-powered people that have to focus all the time
that sometimes we're letting off steam act pretty stupid.
So that's absolutely not true.
Well, I mean, we all do know high-powered people who do
have to let off steam.
No, true.
But the part about Trump being self-deprecating,
I can't imagine that ever been.
No, never.
But here's where it spins out of control,
and this is no longer really about the damage control.
Right.
It becomes.
This is about him now.
This becomes so fucked up.
OK.
I don't personally do it in those ways.
I love you accidentally sometimes,
but I'm not even getting into all of that.
The point is, is that they would have already released this tape
if it was real previously during the election.
If it is, quote, real, the word is,
it's so heavily edited with jump cuts
that it's just like when people take stuff I've said
and edit it together and take it out of context.
Like we're doing.
Yeah, we did ever use the N word.
Even in any context, it's not right,
because people can then use it and basically twist it.
But it's used as a power word.
But frankly, growing up where I heard it used was by black folks.
I was always offended by it personally,
because I was basically brought up.
Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry.
Down for what groups are part of is what losers do.
But regardless of that.
So, I mean, you caught that, right?
He's like, the reason you shouldn't say the N word
is because people can twist it.
Yeah, no, I would hate for somebody
to take the N word out of context.
Yeah, what so.
So here's a power word.
Here's the only guy that's the most.
That's ludicrous.
Also, I like that he doesn't do it very often.
So even if he does it, it's not like it's an all the time thing.
Yeah, you know, you know, he's a monster on weekends.
The other part that I mean, that elicited a huge laugh
that is fascinating is this like when I heard that word growing up
is from black people and it offended me.
Yeah, I heard it coming from black people.
So one, that means it's OK for me to say it now forever.
Sure.
But I'm I'm also offended by it because I'm a way better person
than you. Yeah.
So even if I do say the N word, one,
it's because I'm just like black and two,
it's because just like black people,
I'm offended by the use of that word.
So I'm going to say the N word a lot is really what he's trying to say.
That's kind of a subtext.
He just laid out like all of that stuff to me was exactly like the OJ book.
I'm like, if I did it, here's how I would do it.
Where if the tape exists, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, he's like and now it's all OK.
But my favorite my favorite part is he opens it with his famous.
We have a source.
Yeah, we have a source.
We have lots of you wouldn't believe.
I'm not even going to get into that.
But the the the barrage is a it's a credible source.
We know not we don't know the reports credible yet.
OK, well, that's you should probably know that first.
But to be fair, but to be fair, again, it's like reporting on something.
Exactly. And that's fair. That's fair.
We've talked about that in other contexts.
We know it's a credible source.
We think or at least we know it's a source at NBC.
We think it's a source at NBC.
So it may be somebody at NBC.
Yep, who may have something that might be trustworthy.
And if it's if it is, it's heavily edited.
If it is, it's not that true.
Anyways, so that is that is like a spiraling out of control,
like trying to hide everything in there.
It's amazing rationalization.
He makes so many pre excuses for things.
It's it's amazing.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's we all we all know rich people need to
they just need to get stuff out every now and then.
Have a scotch if you need to strangle a homeless man
like other rich people do.
Don't say the N word.
So assuming that this tape is real,
Alex has a weird plan for what Trump should do.
Oh, and we skipped over one little part in there where he's like,
you know, I do.
I do a lot of weird shit, but I'm not even going to get into that.
Like, what weird shit do you do, Alex?
I wish I wish he was in barfly.
Yeah, yeah, like, no, I don't do that.
I don't say the N word or anything,
but I do a lot of weird shit, man.
I could show you the whole world.
I like to unwind every now and again,
as I like to put some barbecue sauce right up my butthole.
It's, uh, I shouldn't be getting into it.
I have sources.
I've got a, I've got a gorilla penis bone that I masturbate with.
I use sounding.
It's where you put it in the hole, not the butthole, the pee pee hole.
You know, I hate to totally say pee pee hole.
And then you'd be like, I hate to talk about this on the air,
but it's in the news.
So I got to cover it.
I got to cover it.
So here is his plan.
Don't mass.
I'm sorry for swearing.
I would never say the N word.
Here's his plan for what Trump should do if the tape is real.
Okay.
So this, see now, this is the craziest thing.
This is the first time he's wargaming.
Yeah, we're the ones always doing it.
This is the first time where he's trying to think 10 moves ahead.
And I'm going to go with he's not good at it.
He's not, but he, he's way better than us.
Okay.
And you'll see by the time it gets to the end of this,
this clip might be a little bit long, but it is worth every penny.
But let's just move on from that.
Trump, if this comes out and they've twisted or they're demonizing him,
these are just own the whole deal and say that people sit around,
they joke around, they try to be shocking.
You know, it's wrong that he did it, but that he was already making up
for things like that and things that have happened in the past
that other people have done that's wrong by really trying to focus
on truly empowering all the communities in this country
and bringing people together.
And then he should come out and talk about the fact that 51% of black
people are more on average, never get out of the womb in this country.
And that we should work to make sure that that genocide created by
Margaret Sanger and pushed by the leftist is stopped.
And then he should go on a tour of black churches and go up there
with the folks and pray with them and hug everybody and have national unity.
That's what we need is to come together against the globalist
and realize that they're out to get us all and that's my final point.
So I wanted I wanted to stop here.
I didn't edit this clip at all reason.
I don't know if there's anything for us to talk about there.
No, not at all.
We all we all know how well it went the last time Trump went to a black church
when they told him to stop talking about Hillary from the pulpit.
Almost got almost got the light at a church.
But I wanted to I wanted to cut in there just to decompress
because that's good advice, I think.
And I have to assure you, I did not do anything dishonest with this editing.
This is exactly where the clip goes.
This is heavily edited.
So you can't believe him here.
You can't believe anything they say he's part of the globalist.
Ladies and gentlemen, they are growing humans that are part of animal
in cows and in other large mammals.
They're hardest in their lives.
Humanoids have been created.
They don't have any rights.
They're put to horrible experimentation.
We talk about animal rights.
What about human rights?
Or what about clone rights?
Or what about Kamiro rights and what about the globalist funding?
Islamists is taking over and killing hundreds of thousands of people
all over the Middle East and Africa.
What about all the horrible?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what's your problem?
What's your problem?
You can't go from Chimeras are real
to Islamic fundamentalist jihadis.
Tell you about you missed one step of their own rights.
You missed a step in there.
Not only are Chimeras real, they should have right.
They should have right.
Who is talking about their rights, huh?
Black Lives Matters.
Where's clone lives matter, huh?
Essentially, that's literally what he's doing.
That's what he's saying.
He's, you know, that, that technique.
You got to see both sides of it.
He's trying to both sides civil rights with kind of imaginary rights.
Wow. But he has documents.
He has documents growing.
They're growing human babies.
Animal hybrids.
And this is immediately following his 51% of African Americans
are dead in the womb, which I feel like is an easy statistic
to prove wrong.
I don't know because isn't that not how population numbers work?
It's definitely not.
I don't, I don't know the numbers on it, but I do know my BS detector went off.
I don't think 50% of any population gets aborted.
Yeah, I'm going to say that's probably a lot.
I think he's probably including like contraception in there or something.
Yeah, that would mean he has to like morning after pills or something like that.
The pullout method and the rhythm, the rhythm method.
I know that it's going to get you.
Hold on. There's more of this clip because.
Okay. All right.
All right. So he clone rights.
So Trump should tour black churches and hug people.
I forgot about that.
I got lost in clone rights.
That leads directly to Chimera rights and something about abortion.
And now things Obama's done funding the Muslim Brotherhood.
What about all the major wars they've been fighting as you're trying to start
a war with Russia?
What about all the genetic engineering and the GMO and the Glyphosates
that have caused hundreds of millions of women worldwide for a port leg
of breast cancer?
These are the real Holocaust that are going on.
And instead, all we ever obsess over is what the media tells us to get obsessed
over and these big foe issues they bring up that we're all completely sick and tired of.
The point, frankly, I can say that I've never done anything consciously racist.
In fact, I am so sick and tired of having every major issue out there.
Tell me how you've never been right here of this information.
I'll give me those words, baby.
So he's never done anything consciously racist.
Oh, never, never once.
And how dare you suggest?
I mean, I would argue that him saying that he was offended by black people
saying the N word is borders on racist.
Probably the definition of race.
I would also say that I was offended by an entire race of people
saying a word regarding race that offends him.
I think, though, that his definition of consciously racist would be horribly limited.
Yeah, I would say he thinks punching a black dude because he's black.
No, that's not racist.
But I bet that you have to shoot a black man to get to racist territory.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's only if you're not a cop.
And that's also only if you also have Palladium poisoning at the same time.
Polonium.
Polonium.
Palladium poison is that from Iron Man or something or it's I don't know.
I bet that poisons you too.
So those are the clips that I took from Tuesday's show.
And OK, he also shits right.
Why aren't we talking about all the wars we're fighting?
I agree. He nails that and then goes immediately to hundreds of millions
of women get breast cancer because of glyphosates.
All right.
But again, that's probably part of his like enabling himself to make a sales
pitch. You know what I'm saying? Right.
Well, GMOs. Yeah. GMOs.
So that includes cameras.
The other stuff that he ranted on that I didn't take clips of is John Lewis
as an asshole.
Never done a consciously racist thing in his life.
He John Lewis racist all the time.
Basically, his point is like, why can't Trump, you know, like John Lewis?
You know how racist John Lewis is?
Super. He's so racist.
He's black. Yeah.
Racism turns you dark from within.
So. OK.
So his argument, Alex's argument that he makes is like, OK,
so John Lewis gets out there and says that Trump isn't a legitimate president.
And then Trump, all he does is get on Twitter and say, hey, man,
I want to work with you to fix stuff.
Oh, wait. Yeah.
Wait. Whoa. Wait.
Yeah. No.
His argument is that his tweets were really nice and trying to get John Lewis
to work with him, which is not true.
That's not true.
No, his tweets were insulting as fuck.
Didn't he basically condescend upon him to an extent not seen since the early
days of Alex Jones.
Yeah. It's it was all like you're a man of all talk.
Yeah. All talk.
No action. You you would never have marched with Martin Luther King,
Jr. Like, but then like you did.
But the response to that by Alex and David Knight are like, yeah,
what has he done lately?
Becoming fuck off.
Becoming a congressman working for his help stage to sit in to get gun rights
or get gun control doing literally everything he can possibly do.
Being effective. Yeah.
At the vet, you know, like just because he can't just like wave his hand
and gun control happens, doesn't mean that being a giant pain in the ass
for the people who are fighting against it.
No, but see, they don't want gun control to happen.
They actually think that's a negative.
No, I know that because that's part of taking away guns.
But that's I mean, regardless of what
like regardless of what side he's on, you can't say he's all talk.
Nope. He is acting.
Yeah. You have to say, I disagree with you, but you are acting.
Yeah. You know what? I didn't even think about that.
That's a really good point.
Because shouldn't you just like shouldn't buy, you know, that doesn't
denote a degree of respect for your position, but that you are doing.
You're a man of action, but I resent that you're a man as opposed to your all talk,
which is you're a weak play thing for the gravitas project
and the globalists and the globalists and all of your, are you a clone?
So you have to tell me if you're a clone, Jordan.
We have a lot of business to get to. Yes. So let's get to it.
All that aside, now we jump to Thursday's show.
This is the rest of the clips from today are going to be from January
19th, 2017, Alex broadcasting live from Washington, D.C.
And I want to say this up top.
This was one of the more unpleasant episodes I've had to listen to to break down
really, because it's one of the most full of fear episodes of the time
that we've been covering really. Yeah. And now, yeah, we're on the eve
before what we'll call Trump, Miss.
I got to be honest.
I didn't catch it first that you were being sarcastic.
I thought you were actually surprised.
I mean, I am sarcastic, but at the same time,
you know, actually, you know, we talked about this.
He doesn't know how to, he doesn't know how to deal with being the winner.
No. So in response to that, he's just going even more batshit out there with fear.
Yeah. Right. So now that's why, now that Trump is why Roger Stone has been
poisoned with polonium, right? Exactly.
That's why you're going to hear what his new narrative is here that is wacky.
This first clip I'm going to play is how he opened the show.
This is the beginning moments of the show, and it sort of is his prediction
of what's going to happen in the next 24 hours.
From broadcast time, if my phone will load the clip.
I bet his prediction.
Oh, you want to predict the prediction? Yeah.
Yeah. So here's the prediction from me.
He believes that there will be an assassination attempt, not on Trump.
Interesting. But on Pence on, no, I mean, you can kill Pence at any time.
Sure. And Trump won't even care.
Frankly, that's what Pence's wife thinks all the time is just like,
you can kill him any time. I don't even care.
Let's go with a Democrat.
So he predicts that there's an assassination, if not an assassination,
and an attempt on a Democrat, and it's going to be by somebody
in the globalist network.
But they're going to make it look like it was a Trump supporter who did it.
Exactly. You're wrong. That's not his prediction.
All right. Now, I don't want to sit here on the show every segment and say,
see, I told you so over and over again, but I've warned everybody
if they were going to try to take the president out, they would use COG.
And when we come back from break, we have CNN reports and up.
Yeah, you know me.
He doesn't really actually ever explain what that means,
but it means continuity of government.
You know, so. OK, so what they would do.
There's a plan in place in case anything happens. Right.
Because in the past, there have been issues where, you know,
it's unclear. So they had to sit down.
Everyone sat down and was like, OK, if this happens, then that.
Well, Edith Wilson was president for two years
because nobody else was allowed to see Woodrow.
Fair enough. I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's it's very interesting.
We have had a woman president before, but not elected, not elected.
The craziest thing about that story is that Woodrow was sick.
And so no one was allowed to visit him for about a year and a half
while he was president.
All of Congress just talked to Edith and she would go really.
So it and this is a conspiracy theory.
I'm listening. But if you look back at that time,
crazily enough, a lot of pro woman things got done.
Interesting. Very strange to note.
And that would be out of place in time.
It would be especially for Woodrow fucking Wilson.
Yeah, the racist, sexist, misogynist,
nightmarish human being that he was. Well, God bless America.
Yeah, you catch Lee Greenwood set earlier.
No, I did not.
I saw some pictures of the Three Doors Down concert.
Oh, it was sparsely.
It was it.
Well, I will tell you something.
Three Doors Down.
They're my kryptonite. Yeah.
I just can't help myself around them.
I wish I could come up with another one of their singles.
And there aren't any others.
So he never really explains it, but it's continuity of government.
And he thinks that's the new evil.
But why?
Because they're cogs licking their lips, promoting the idea,
normalizing the idea that if Trump gets assassinated or if Trump gets
removed because he's a Rusky agent, Obama will appoint the new president.
So they're selling that idea right now.
Never heard that before.
And it's very interesting that you're seeing a bunch of Democrats
not show up to this thing.
John Kerry not show up.
If a nuclear weapon goes off, big one, small one, so-called improvised.
Some as big as your head by jihadis.
If a nuke goes off, you can 100% know it was the criminal elements
that have infiltrated the deep state shadow government.
100%.
100 fucking percent.
There is no doubt.
Now, I hate to say that may very well be an accurate statement,
but that's not a thing that's possible.
So it is like in a, in terms of a hypothetical,
if you make up something that's impossible,
then you can say with 100% certainty if that impossible thing happened,
these impossible non-existent people would be behind it.
Yeah.
So he's talking about a CNN clip that he eventually ends up playing like an hour later.
And it's-
Once you've forgotten the claims that he's made about it.
Right.
And he's, he's talking, it's, it's someone talking to
someone who I guess is a specialist on constitutional matters.
Okay.
And he's explaining that if something were to happen,
that what would, usually if the president goes down,
the vice president takes over.
Right.
Vice president takes, uh, goes down.
The secretary of state goes, takes over.
Uh, in terms of succession for the president, no, it'd be speaker of the house.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Well, maybe the speaker goes down too.
That, well, that's why whenever they do those, uh, state of the union addresses,
they always have some random congressmen in like a bunker somewhere,
just in case.
So that, uh, and they all take turns doing it.
And it's kind of a joke.
Okay.
And it is, uh, yeah, it's funny because I hope it does happen.
Well, and then you've got some weird random secretary of agriculture running the entire country.
See, that was essentially the point of the CNN thing was that because we're in a weird place
where John Kerry will be gone as secretary of state.
Right.
And Tillerson won't be confirmed at the time.
We don't have a secretary of state.
And so it could go down all the way to the highest non-political appointee.
Uh, and it was like this weird dude.
They had a flow chart.
He's like six dudes down in the state department.
It's like, which is the, uh, uh, cover band of three doors down,
but he would be the acting secretary of state.
So he would be next in line versus, uh, presidency.
So it's like, it's basically a story about how weird it could be.
Yeah.
American government has a weird system.
Yeah.
That's the story.
That's not Obama is somehow going to, that's not, that's not a thing.
Nobody's ever said that was a thing.
No, no, no, but he's twisting words because it's the idea that this guy was appointed by Obama.
But in the story, they make it very clear.
It's the highest ranking non-political appointee in the department.
Right.
It's not even someone Obama appointed to begin with.
He's just lying.
But what if it is just lying?
I mean, I know you can't politically appoint him,
but what if as president, uh,
in a full non-political way, you appointed him.
Oh, did you consider that?
Shadow political appointee.
Exactly.
So Alex has some thoughts about this shadow government he keeps talking about.
We set up a shadow government after the atomic bomb was created under mutually assured destruction
or under really the Mexican standoff that nuclear weapons created.
That is also where the government is.
What mutually assured destruction is.
But he also recently learned the term Mexican standoff, I think.
He just saw Inglourious Bastards.
On one of the recent episodes, he did like a three minute breakdown of what a Mexican standoff is.
It's like when you're pointing a gun at someone and they're pointing a gun at you
and there's like a third person who's pointing a gun at both of you and like, okay, whatever.
Yeah.
That's not even accurate, but whatever.
Got knocked out in a sneak attack.
There would be a backup emergency government to reconstitute the Republic.
The problem is anything like that can always be used to take the government over.
An example is Operation Valkyrie using a Valkyrie system that Hitler set up for COG.
They tried to use it against him.
I'm not saying Hitler's good.
The point is you can see how this could be used here either for good or bad.
Not yet, not yet.
He's not saying Hitler's good yet.
We'll be able to need to clarify.
I don't think Hitler's good.
I do like that.
We're at the place where if he doesn't clarify that, plenty of people would be like,
it's about time somebody said Hitler was good.
Yeah, yeah, finally.
I love Alex Jones and I love Hitler.
You know, it's, you know, it's one thing to love about Alex.
Wait, wait, what, what shadow government?
There's a shadow government, baby.
But what shadow government?
There's shadow banks.
But what shadow government?
Isn't that just the government?
Have you ever played Sonic the Hedgehog?
Yes.
Some of the newer games introduce a dark character.
I remember that one.
His name is Shadow the Hedgehog.
Okay.
Well, that seems easy.
It's exactly like this.
All right.
Sonic the Hedgehog is a metaphor.
I don't understand how that works.
Okay.
But, but, but shadow government doesn't mean like line of succession.
It's like the deep state.
Basically it's code.
It's like CIA shit.
It's, it's that, it's that sort of thing.
That's what he's talking about.
Okay.
And they set it up the moment that we got the nuclear bomb.
Yes.
All right.
Why?
The Mexican standoff.
Okay.
I do believe.
But what, but why and when and who and how?
Well, the shadows.
And where?
The shadows.
So you can't know.
And why again?
Why so many more times?
I get the utility of it in terms of you need people working behind the scenes.
I get that.
And I do think that there are some people who do clandestine things.
You know, that is, that is.
I mean, some people literally are paid to do clandestine things.
Yeah.
Spies, for example.
But the, I think the idea that there is a functioning shadow government is a little excessive.
I mean, in, in the UK, they just call the other side the shadow government.
Yeah.
So the, the labor party is the shadow government.
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:04,900
Yeah.
So right now the, the Tories or whatever are fucking everybody over with their bullshit.
Yeah.
Speaking of which, you're going to be in England.
I am going to be in England.
I'm going to be in London next week.
So please don't take offense, but I might do an episode with someone else.
I would never take offense.
I hate for you to miss out on any of this.
I'll live.
But while you're gone.
Yes.
Know this.
Can I send you a drunk missive from the road?
Yes, absolutely.
Give me a field report.
But know this, no matter where you go, no matter what country you're in, Alex Jones is never wrong.
So we know that COG has been looked at as the prime way to overthrow a president.
And sure enough, here it is.
The day before the inauguration, they're floating.
And I said, first they'll say he's a Russian agent, then they'll say he's illegitimate.
Then they'll say that we've got to have a civil emergency and suspend the election and have no
elections.
I want to point out.
Can't suspend the election.
It's already happened.
Also, I want to point out that he didn't make any of these predictions.
They want to federalize the election, show that the quote feds, the people Obama controls,
the globalist control will oversee the election.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Every bet I told you has now happened.
Now, they're going against Iraq and.
Wait, what?
What?
What are you confused about?
I mean, he said all of those happened.
Yeah.
Didn't none of those happen?
Maybe.
Okay, but depends on how you look at things, but he's claiming that they tried all these
things.
Also, I like how he claims that we know this, that they know that the COG is the best way
to overthrow a president.
Sounds good.
How do we know this?
Who knows this?
Who knows this?
His sources that may work at NBC, but has anybody ever, but no, that's not how that works.
No, no.
He's, he gets fed crazy wrong information by fake sources that are just his callers.
And he thinks like, if I called him and I was like, Hey, look, I work for the FBI.
I have some information.
Oh yeah.
Tell me more about your information.
I almost guarantee he wouldn't question it.
I feel like he would actually lead you on.
So he'd be like, what kind of information you got?
He would James O'Keefe me.
Yeah.
Basically, if I called in just to be like, now listen, I got a source.
Do you got anything about nuclear weapons?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh yeah.
They'd want to use them.
They want to use them.
Oh, you got some about nuclear.
How about COG?
They got a dirty suitcase, COG.
Oh, they got a dirty suitcase, COG.
All right.
That's going on the, that's going on the air right now.
Speaking of which, I have to say one good thing about David Knight,
because I just remembered, remembered it.
Okay.
He's a dirty suitcase.
No, it has to do with dirty though.
So he, you know how we talk about these like a digital drop box and these fun terms that they,
they use every single time he talks about that Buzzfeed article and the thing that came from
Russia, he calls it the dirty dossier.
And I like that a lot.
That is so good.
Yeah.
He's like, Trump, Trump wanted to come out.
If old dirty bastard wrote a fucking manifesto, it would be the dirty dossier.
And that would be the greatest thing you've ever read in your entire life.
He's like, Trump is press conference, wanted to come out and talk about his business interest,
but then they had to drop the dirty dossier.
Take care of that stop them.
I love, I love that such childish.
Oh, he would have done it, but you ruined it.
You ruined it with your dirty dossier.
You ruined it with that dirty little dossier.
So Alex, who's a dirty dossier?
Alex has more thoughts about how he's always right.
Hard place.
They're going uphill because most of the intelligence agencies are away.
Most of the military is away.
The American people are somewhat away.
So if they do this, they're doing it at high noon with their goods hanging out.
Okay.
And they're big fat, ugly butts hanging out.
He's talking about like if the globalists do try and come up with anything.
Here's my, here's my like counterthought to Alex Jones.
Oh boy.
Doesn't he, doesn't, if this is something that he truly believes, right?
Yeah.
Isn't there some part of him that has to really want this to go down?
Just so A, he can see all the globalists junk,
which I think has been his goal from the start.
There shall be little buttholes.
Yeah, there, there, there.
Oh, those little butts.
So one, that proves that A, all the crazy bullshit he's been spouting for his entire
22 years is 100% accurate.
He would have the confirmation that he's right.
Exactly.
Well, no, no, he wouldn't, but he would think he would.
Well, yeah.
Cause if someone, I mean, look, wouldn't that be the greatest coincidence of all time?
If all of this stuff happens, but for a completely different reason.
No, I think that's like, so he seems like he's the prophet.
Honestly, I think that's more likely.
I think it's more likely than his version, quite frankly.
Oh yeah.
No, I mean, everything is more likely than his version.
And let's be clear.
We have different political ideas.
We agree on a lot of stuff, but we're, we're not totally aligned,
but we're both quite anti-Trump.
Right.
Neither of us wants ill to happen to him.
Like we don't want him dead.
No, I'd be, I'd be cool with him dead.
I'd be cool with him dead under law.
Like I would be fine with that.
I don't want him to be hurt by, uh, like assassination or something like that.
I don't, I don't want him to be assassinated alone.
Interesting.
You want COG.
If we're, if we're, if we're gonna do this, it needs to be an actual full on revolution
where the entire government is toppled.
Now I really have to stop you.
I don't want him assassinated.
I want the entire country to turn in on itself in a new civil war.
Well, that may happen one way or another.
Exactly.
But, uh, that's why I'm saying that we've,
we've reserved the right to first strike the GOP.
Well, I, I'm going to, I'm going to walk myself back from that.
But what I mean is we don't support the things Alex thinks we support.
No, absolutely not.
In terms of this.
Right.
And almost everything else.
Right.
Now, here's a little bit where, uh, you know how Alex Jones likes to write fan fiction
about people?
Oh yeah.
Here's a little, here's a little bit of fan fiction.
It's very worrisome that we now have 50 something members of Congress
that aren't going to be at this thing.
And I'm sitting here just a few hundred yards from the Capitol.
It is very, very worrisome.
Tell me why.
That they're all openly talking about him Trump dying tomorrow
and how Obama will just install someone new and it's completely normal and no big deal
because he hasn't gotten any of his committee people,
any of his cabinet people approved yet.
So sorry, the Trump administration never existed.
It's going to have to be people Obama appoints.
And it turns out Obama has people's designated waiting at a facility outside
of the District of Columbia at site R out in Maryland and then also out in Colorado
and Colorado Springs.
Space command.
Space command.
No rad.
The new government just waiting.
It hadn't even been activated in a long time, but magically for this inauguration,
it's been activated and the people are in the bunkers.
Just a little bit suspicious.
You'd have to be insane as a COG historian like I am to not understand this is dangerous.
So again, I told you, COG, COG, COG, COG, COG is the way you're going to go.
I'm not saying they're going to pull it off tomorrow, but they're sure thinking about it.
And he's got fucking Wagner in the background.
Hey, don't you like that?
Dun dun dun dun.
At the end, he's like, I'm not going to say I'm not saying they're going to pull it off,
but they're thinking about it.
Also, they're openly talking about it.
They're all not in front of you or TV cameras.
Everybody is always openly talking about batshit things in front of Alex Jones.
Because you're too dumb to hear it, man.
Boy, does he think it's code or does he actually have mics everywhere?
Is he always watching us?
I think he thinks it's code.
Is he Santa?
Is he Santa?
Is he Santa?
Does he know when you've been sleeping?
He knows I've been naughty with your dirty dossier.
So that that fan fiction is great because it's like, you know, Obama has people at
Space Command and I'm putting site are site are is outside of Washington, D.C.
apparently.
I don't have wealth event.
He mentioned the Colorado Springs.
It has to be space.
That has to be space command.
So that's 17 years later.
That's amazing.
He is fucking amazing if he remembers Space Command from that callback.
Oh God, that is every bit worth that show.
So he's in D.C.
He's hanging out waiting for the inauguration.
How do you think people are treating him on the streets like a hero?
Do you think that's everybody comes up to him and they were like,
we're just really, we're just really grateful for the job that you've done.
You, you are the only one who's been telling the truth.
We just really love you and we're grateful that you helped get our Lord and
Savior hero Trump elected.
That might be the case some of the time, but he, he's getting some other responses.
Oh no.
And the people here have literally been hissing at me like vampires and you open up their
crepes.
After last night, I'm still debating whether I should tell the story.
I bet he doesn't.
But a prominent member of the media, media owner, media mogul.
Literally disdainfully kissed at me from a very arrogant, evil position.
And again, I realized evil people, it's like a power trip.
They're on an arrogance trip and they're so arrogant.
They're like mentally ill.
I mean, you should have seen this guy just sit back and just like he hated my guts because
I guess to him, I'm like a monster like Frankenstein just came walking.
Yeah.
And I've been running into him on the street, man.
These lobbyists and people see me and they go and just pull back in horror.
Now I've run into some patriot lobbyist and of course they're big listeners and big fans,
but the vast majority of the Republican and Democrat who think they own this country,
think they run this world, they are so mad.
The American people might try to come in and take their country back.
They are so incredibly upset.
So this is great because I like people hissing people.
I think that's great.
I think we should bring back hissing.
He so accurately describes evil people with all the words that he would use if he looked in the,
like if you-
If he did mushrooms?
If you gave him an entire list of the things that he's done but put Obama's name on top of it,
you'd be like, those are all the things that evil people would do and that's an evil person.
And then you slid the name off and it was his name.
Yeah, exactly.
He needs some sort of like a Christmas Carol situation to show up to show him the error of his ways.
That's what I'm saying.
We need ghosts.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Where is the ghost of his former Y2K co-host who is no longer with us?
He might be at Space Command.
What we need is him to do mushrooms, man.
Just do some mushrooms and like just really get introspective and realize-
I cannot imagine a worse trip than being next to Alex Jones while tripping.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
That would be a fucking Cthulhu-laden nightmare.
I would sign up for it.
Yeah, well, I mean, you're never going to have that situation anywhere else.
Yeah, we were talking to the other episode about whether or not we'd like to drink with Alex Jones
and I realized I gotta go full circle on myself.
I'm in.
Yeah, I was going to say, come on.
It might be unpleasant but fuck would be fun.
It would be so unpleasant.
Such amazing things.
Oh, and the fact that because we wouldn't give it, we don't give the reaction that he's looking for,
which is either adoration or hatred, we think it's hilarious and that would drive him so mad.
He would get, oh, he would try and go further and for it like topping himself.
Yeah, he probably would.
Like we'd get into Michael Richards' N-word territory in first four minutes
and then we're off to the races from there.
Like I don't even know where it is we would go after that.
I'll tell you this.
I bet we would be called clones at some point.
Space racial slurs.
That's where it goes next.
Alien slurs.
Yeah, let me let me tell you the four mix.
Let me tell you about these beings of light.
You know about these beings of light, these Pleiadians.
You ever notice how Pleiadians walk like this?
Oh, wow.
Dirty Pleiadians.
Dirty with their dirty dossiers.
So Pleiadians coming in here with their dossiers dirty in them all up.
This clip is super fucking fun.
It's awesome.
It shows a little bit of humanity.
It shows a glimmer of humanity.
Okay.
And then he loses it really fast.
Well, of course, he wouldn't be our man if he did.
You're going to need to not talk over this because it happens kind of quick.
Microphone down.
But I want to set this up a little bit.
But right before this, he was ranting about how
Putin gives him and Trump all of their marching orders,
like facetiously ranting about that.
Okay, okay.
He did a terrible Putin impression.
And this is sort of the aftermath.
Pretty excited.
I'm going to skip this break, but we make jokes about this.
We laugh about this.
We say this is silly.
It's not silly because they're so delusional and so disconnected from reality.
I didn't sound like, I didn't sound like Putin did.
I sounded like Cookie Monster.
I don't really do a good Russian accent.
I can do other, other really good accents.
You know, the globalists are like Cookie Monster,
except they're eating the Constitution, the prosperity.
Oh, free country.
I mean, we can again make jokes about this all day,
but my year old daughter still likes it when I do Cookie Monster.
Let me get serious.
We're talking about nukes going off and COG.
Isn't that amazing?
That might be one of my favorite moments ever.
He does this dumbass Cookie Monster bit,
but then he's like, my eight year old daughter loves it
when I do Cookie Monster.
That's, that's kind of beautiful.
It is. It's a gorgeous moment of humanity.
Yeah. I was like, oh, that's a real person now.
And then not 20 seconds later.
I have to respect his thoughts and believe.
Time to get serious.
Let's get to nuclear weapons.
We're all going to die.
My eight year old daughter loves it
when I tell her about the nuclear holocaust that's coming.
My daughter's eight.
She's two years away from being a correspondent
on my propaganda site.
Oh my God, Cookie Monster.
That's amazing.
The globalists are like the Cookie Monster.
That was such an absurd riff.
It's so forced.
And that, you know what, in, in a non-ironic way,
I thought that was pretty funny.
I thought he did.
I thought he, I thought that was pretty funny.
Yeah.
In terms of, in terms, maybe in terms of the context
of every other horrifying thing that he's talking about
to all of a sudden.
We're grading on a sliding scale.
Yeah. That's probably true.
But it, I agree with you.
It's as close as, I mean, you know,
it's as close as we're going to get to funny without like,
Oh no.
So here's a little bit of,
Did he say he can do a lot of impressions?
A lot.
He's like Frank, how is he egotistical?
Also about impressions.
He also can't do a Russian.
That's kind of one of the easy ones.
It is pretty easy.
Dah.
So this is less humane and fun.
All right.
I give your coup about 24 hours.
This is a direct message to the globalists
that they try anything.
Okay.
And about 24 hours into that,
who do you think provides you your security?
100% absolute quantifiable fact that within 24 hours,
a chain reaction would be set off.
And it would be goodbye bluebird
bye bye.
So you think you're going to do this?
You think you're going to run on poison people with polonium
and bulls crap against a bunch of Americans
that just want prosperity and just want sovereignty
and just want to be a prosperous nation.
We don't want to be cuckold.
We don't want to be dominated.
We don't want to be shut down.
We don't want to be ripped off anymore.
And it doesn't mean Trump is perfect,
but he's not out to get us.
He's a good guy who wants prosperity
and wants what made America great again.
But under globalism, America isn't supposed to be great.
We're supposed to be managed and controlled
and have policies in place where we can't even compete.
That'll teach those Americans.
That's what the multinationals have done.
And it's over because even if you kill me or Trump
or Matt Drudge or Ron Paul or Senator Paul
or whoever you think you're going to go after.
Who are you going to have to Ron Paul?
Ideas are what are bulletproof?
Why would you go after Ron?
Because he's part of the liberty movement.
Yeah, but I mean, you could let him go.
Yeah, probably.
I don't think he's going to come after you too much.
Nature's going to get him.
I mean, I'm not celebrating that.
Ron Paul has some great ideas.
He's crazy about some stuff.
Yeah, he's very crazy about some stuff.
He's great with other stuff.
I dig his anti-war stances.
I'm a big fan of his anti-drug stances.
Yeah, me too.
But yeah, I love it when Alex gets in this head space
where he's talking directly to the globalists.
Yeah, where he's like...
That's a mirror mirror on the wall type shit right there.
It's literally like he's talking to a voice in his head.
It's insanity.
He's like, hey, you're going to try this.
We're going to fucking get you.
He sikes himself up like that, right?
Like when he gets up in the morning, he gets out of the shower
and he's just about to brush his teeth.
But before that, he wipes the steam off of his mirror
and just looks directly into the mirror and goes,
listen, globalists, I'm going to do one more episode today.
You can try and take me out.
But by God, this is going to be the last thing I ever do.
And in 24 hours, the Sting, the wrestler will be coming in to take you out.
Fake Sting is going to get him?
Fake Sting is going to get him.
No.
Who do you think provides your security is my favorite part of that?
Patriots.
Um, wait, no.
I mean, they're the globalists.
I'm going to assume they've got their own security detail.
Like they can't afford.
One of his big...
They can control multinational corporations.
But dude, security?
We got to fucking outsource that to the Patriots.
One of his big premises is that all the people who have guns
and are behind the scenes and shit like that,
all of them are secretly on Alex's side.
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:53,700
So like all you rich people who think it's going to be real fun
when you do this coup, just know that all the people protecting you
are really on my side and they're going to get you.
That is fantastic.
Yeah.
That is the most narcissistic thing I think I've ever heard in my entire life.
He talks about that a lot.
Yeah.
Something else he talks about a lot.
Cookie Monster?
No.
Jirgonaut.
Something actually we've talked a lot about.
On the last episode, we did discuss a little bit hypothetical ideas
about his financial structure.
Yes.
And had a very nice conversation with the guy on Twitter.
Kyoto, something.
Oh, yeah.
I feel so bad now.
I forgot the Twitter handle.
But I had a really nice back and forth with him about
like advertising on YouTube and stuff like that,
trying to figure out exactly what's going on.
And I think I actually found some new insight.
One of the things is that the reason that Alex and the Info Wars team.
It's real quick.
It's at balance underscore three, three, three.
Big shout out.
Magnum Kyoto.
Yeah.
So I realized that the reason that they can give away all of the at time
is because they just do ads on the regular show.
They don't do.
And I also realized.
Holy shit.
I also realized that I've never played you like one of their ad ads
because they're just doing their ads.
Yeah.
So this is in the middle of the show, not during commercial.
This is a little bit long, but I think it's worth it
for a couple of ridiculous things that get said.
But this is just a commercial that's part of the show.
I'm going to get to this clip here and the other clips in a moment.
Briefly, I want to say about something extremely exciting.
And I meant to launch this last week.
I just also just tell me if you want to pause
and get into something.
This clip is like, this clip is like three and a half minutes long.
We're already to the point where the change in his tone went from like,
there's just a subtle perception of like, this is Alex Jones Salesman,
not Alex Jones fearmonger.
100%.
So busy.
We didn't get to it.
This is important on a bunch of fronts.
Everybody knows I promote colloidal silver because there's so many bacteria out there
that have become drug resistant or disinfectant resistant.
That's a crisis in the medical world.
It's a crisis in the military.
It's a crisis on our families.
Flash-feeding bacteria, bacteria that can't be eradicated are a plague.
And the antibiotics, I mean, one lady I was reading had to be given 20 plus antibiotics
for her TB last week and it wouldn't take care of her.
Another lady was 20 plus wouldn't get rid of flash-feeding bacteria.
I mean, this is killing hundreds of thousands of people a year in the US alone.
And it's just back of the newspaper stuff.
So I personally have been researched.
Get that?
He's personally been researching.
All right.
I just want to make sure you got that.
Well, that means that we know his research is going to be true.
Damn it.
Sorry.
No, it was my fault.
I cut it the wrong part.
Have been researching a lot of things.
I'm just going to leave it at that through our content.
It's an important thing.
This is a whole other subject.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
The fact that we're getting contracts to be exclusive distributors of the nanotech tube body
arm. Only law enforcement's been getting that for three years and the military for longer.
The fact that we're the exclusive sends a big message.
So what he's talking about there?
Wait, they are selling body armor.
The up like literal.
The up.
Oh, shit.
Bulletproof vests.
Okay.
Bulletproof lining for backpacks.
They are six months away from selling guns.
I'm now literally like, hey, any chance the Liberals had of a revolution is done.
Your face.
They've already got body armor.
Fuck that.
And it's exclusive.
No, thank you.
It's military grade body.
War of ideas for me from now on.
Any revolutionary thoughts I had before gone.
The people who take him seriously.
Yeah, they are the last ones who should have body armor.
No, that's not fair.
They don't deserve to die, but.
No, I don't mean that.
I mean, they have body armor now, which look anytime you arm people who are afraid that
really just means they're looking for a reason to use that argument.
Undoubtedly.
So if you give them body armor now, not only do they have those weapons,
but now they feel like they don't have to fear retaliation either.
Yeah.
And here whether or not that's actually how that works, which it isn't.
Nope.
Here's the best news.
We're all going to fucking die.
They don't make bulletproof vests in triple XL.
So that's.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't know if that's true.
That seems like a hurtful day.
That is a 90s burn right there.
Yeah.
All right.
So here back to the commercial.
And it means that we can get a lot of things to public now that we're only going to be
available to the military.
And I mean, a lot of that's because obviously the number one listening group we have is the
military and former military.
And who do you think owns these companies?
So, so they, they pull out of strings to make sure people are able to work with us.
So when you purchase these products, you're also helping info wars break into an entire
market to bring you these incredible products that the liberals and the globalist don't want
the public.
You know, under Obama, they've banned the brass that the military has getting recycled
out of the public.
They just basically throw it away.
Is that so it's a win-win.
You need to get the body armor that it's a backpack insert or the full body waste five
times less and that's conservative.
There's all sorts of helicopters out here and you name it.
I mean, I'm right here on Pennsylvania Avenue here in D.C. for live coverage, the inauguration.
Well, now we have something huge.
We're launching combat one.
What?
This has now been adopted system-wide the Department of Defense.
It has been used for over a decade by special operations.
That's who they were testing it with.
This is out of the Defense Department.
The Defense Department develops a lot of things with companies.
It's been a long term.
There's a 12 year contract.
I was told info wars is launching.
We're launching combat one skin protectant wipes.
They've got gels.
They've got a whole line of products and folks, these are less expensive.
That's part of the contract.
Then like stupid baby wipes that they're doing.
We'll just lower your fertility.
But don't kill the bacteria.
You know, the chemicals.
Let's do that.
This is safe.
It's a whole line of stuff.
Pause.
Pause that.
So, so he just twisted from combat armor to baby wipes.
That's why you brought up flesh eating bacteria at the beginning.
Yep.
The one, the Department of Defense should not be giving body armor out.
I feel like that's bad.
Also shouldn't be spending 12 years researching baby wipes.
Right.
Right.
And also, why are you going directly to, wouldn't other, okay.
Did you catch the part where he said that all regular baby wipes do is not kill bacteria
and lower your fertility?
Yeah.
Well, that's all they do.
Yeah.
Haven't you seen how low baby's fertility are these days?
Every time I check a baby's fertility, I'm like, Jesus, this fertility is so low.
Every time I try and get a baby.
How low is it?
Listen, if you ever fucked a baby and wanted to get pregnant,
that's because you're using the wrong baby wipes.
Combat one.
DoD combat one baby wipes.
So this is like a baby.
This ad isn't done.
And here's where it gets into like, if I were doing an ad, this is never what I would say.
Territory.
We're at the point where it's everything Alex does is 99%.
I would never do this.
But even if you're just trying to be a crass salesman, I would never,
I would get my thoughts organized.
Okay.
Is what I would do.
Okay.
Oh, so we go on a ramble.
It's amazing.
You've got to go research it for yourself.
This is super advanced.
This is decades of research with the 12 years overall with the Pentagon in the field working
with the developers.
Again, that's how the Pentagon does it.
That ad was previously involved in developing battlefield wound sealants.
Um, that's why he was involved now with DNA force.
You've got to have doctors that are involved.
Even DNA force.
So you're talking about his dad was involved with this.
His dad, his dad is a dentist.
Who, wait, what?
His dad was not involved with this.
How, but, but no, but isn't this, isn't, isn't his dad supposed to be involved with it?
No, he's not.
His dad was a dentist who recently came out with a line of fluoride free toothpaste on
InfowarsStore.com.
Oh, well, I mean, that's good synergy.
Yeah.
So I like that.
But, but, okay.
He has more to say about his dad.
Oh, oh God, please, please let me hear this.
Even in taking things through the FDA process.
Now our products don't go to the FDA systems or under supplements.
What is my dad has actually done that program?
Well, it's the same thing here.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I've got medical doctors there working with the military.
It can't possibly be the same thing.
No, it is.
But he also just let the dog out the, the yard, so to speak.
Uh, all of our stuff isn't FDA approved because it's, oh no, I mean, everybody has to know
it's, it has to be like, that's the one law that they do have to follow.
Like they can disguise their ads, but they do have to have it on the bottle.
Yeah, but they don't have to say that.
FDA doesn't give a fuck.
He said that like he's bragging.
He, well, he is.
I guess he is.
He is bragging because it's global.
Because the FDA is trying to get all the GMOs and the chimeras into your blood screen,
blood stream, blood scream.
Ah, I developed this stuff.
Now, now my dad's products is separate deal.
That's not where it's going from the Pentagon to the public, but where it's going directly
to the Pentagon to be prescription, but that's a separate product.
Info wars launches combat one skin protecting wipes previously only available.
Now he's reading a press release to the DLD military grade hygiene technology
is by special operations.
Amazing pre-preparedness and survival product.
Everyone needs combat one.
I would buy.
So that's true.
Undeniable that everybody needs 100% quantifiable fact that within 24 hours
of getting combat one, you will never be cuckolded again.
Did you see what he did there though?
He started rambling about his dad and the FDA and then he realized,
fuck, I got to get on script.
Yeah.
He started reading the press release.
Oh yeah.
That's like, ah, fuck, I got to, I can't find my footing.
So he keeps going and here is where something awesome happens.
He's doing this and wait, what he's doing this is the first time
something awesome happens.
Just another awesome.
We're on awesome thing number 544.
So he's doing this ad and he gets interrupted by a commercial break.
Wait, what?
No, you can't do that.
Now see what happens when that happens.
Oh God, please.
Cases of this for your office, cases of this for your family.
It's a totally new patented secret system that is approved, confirmed.
And I mean, DOD system wide in 2016, 17 rolling out.
We have the exclusive for like four months and then you're going to see it in major stores.
Okay.
So we're just giving us the rollout as a thank you for you being patriots.
Seriously.
And this is what it's like when you fight the new world order,
you defeat them, you begin to return the republic.
It's like, oh, you want the body armor only police get here.
Oh, you want the boom, boom, boom.
And so it's helping support the end of the war.
It's helping support you support us with just amazing products.
So we're launching combat one skin protection.
Also DNA forces back in stock.
It's 10% off.
Amazing.
The bio PQQ alone is over the top.
Skipping this break.
Then I'm going to stop.
It's part of the celebration Trump 45.
He's five minutes into a commercial pitch on his broadcast.
And he's like, I'm going to skip this break.
Wow.
Well, what the fuck?
Like that's in that's that makes no sense.
None of that makes sense.
No, it's not any of that makes sense.
No, but none of those words put together make a sense full thing.
You don't know about bio PQQ.
But what is it?
It's off the chart.
What Oh, God, as a thank you for the Patriots.
Yeah, they're going to give you some body armor
that only the cops have.
You want that?
Yeah, you got it.
You want some boom, boom, boom.
I do not like hearing.
Do you want some boom, boom, boom?
In less unless the Black Eyed Peas are asking me or the Vanga Boys
or the Vanga Boys.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I want you in my room.
Let's spend the podcast together.
So he gets done with the commercial,
and now it's time to get back to what I would call real talk.
It's time to get serious.
Are you ready to have some real talk?
No more, no more Cookie Monster.
We're getting serious.
I tell you, it's an incredible time to be alive.
History is happening.
Trump's for real.
He's anti-New World Order.
He was let in on the whole Communist globalist plan
back in the 60s by the congressional experts
that had access called the classified files.
And the information I'm releasing here on air
nobody else has.
I just want everybody to know that.
I think now is the time to even release that information
so people understand exactly why Trump has been a patriot sleeper cell.
And I always said, what if we had people that went along
with the system like the leftists have done,
but were actually sleeper cells the other way around?
Has he always said that?
And it turns out that that's exactly what Donald Trump is.
Donald Trump is a Americana sleeper cell
inside the New World Order takeover.
And that is why they are truly scared.
I love people going, oh, he's New World Order.
You know, he's been to parties with the Clintons.
What do you expect when you go to these games?
He had to play along with them.
So now, hold on.
This is crazy.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
He just wrote, this is not a bad movie.
This dates back to the 60s.
This is not a bad movie.
If this was a movie, this would be an okay movie.
So since Donald Trump was 20.
We could get Matt Damon to play Trump, right?
He's too old.
When, well, I mean, yeah, but we'll use the CGI, you know.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Princess Leia is still alive, you know.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
He would never be, he's too, okay.
Channing fucking Tatum.
We're back.
No, Channing plays Alex Jones.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
So in his 20s, Trump gets the information from Congress.
About the secret globalist stuff.
When he was 20.
When he was 20.
So he embarks then upon a 50 year sleeper cell agency.
Yep.
Under, of all of his own idea.
With no help from anybody else.
Yep.
And, and now.
I love you struggling to come up with a thought.
And now we're here.
Why we need what?
That is actually the most insulting thing.
I think anybody's ever said about Trump.
What, that he was a sleeper cell for the years?
That is, to me, that is an insult to him.
Because that basically negates all of the things that he really is good at.
And says that he's good at something else instead.
Interesting.
I think that is the, I think it's rather,
you'd rather someone celebrate his bullying of manipulative market
tactics.
I mean, he's good at that.
Sure he is.
You would think that that is a more complimentary thing than saying you're a great spy.
Yeah.
Going undetected for 50 years.
I would, I would rather somebody complimented me on something that I did, was, are.
A thing.
Instead of making up shit.
Instead of making shit up instead.
Like I, what point is it like, okay.
Okay, you get off stage.
And you just had a really great set.
Right.
And then I come up to you and I'm just like, man,
I really loved the ghost writers who wrote all of your material for you.
Okay.
You did a great job at performing everything that they said.
Well, that would be shitty.
That would be shitty, right?
Yeah.
So he's taking all of the stuff that you're good at.
Yeah.
And complimenting somebody else.
Well, I.
He's creating a separate person to compliment, not even a real person.
But.
That's a, that's offending.
I wouldn't put it outside the realm of.
Almost as offended as I am when a black person says the N word.
That's very offensive.
That's so offensive to me.
We're going to get back to race in just a second.
Okay, of course we are.
But I wouldn't be too surprised if Trump told Alex that.
Because the two of them.
Whoa.
And Trump is a known liar.
Oh, no.
Kind of a sociopath.
Kind of is a very generous term.
He very easily could have told Alex these sorts of things.
And Alex believes him when it's a full on fucking rewriting of history.
That would be the funniest joke you could play on Alex Jones.
Other than calling and saying I'm from the FBI.
Here is the even better part.
If instead Trump was a 50 year sleeper cell agent to pull off one bit on Alex Jones.
I mean, that would be a rough 27 years before Alex got on the air.
It would be.
But if we're giving him that much forethought of knowing when the time would come.
To strike.
To strike.
Then why not?
Why not give him?
He's known that Alex, he knew that and Alex would arise from the people.
If you are a sleeper cell, one of the things that you desperately need to do also is make
yourself a laughing stock for years.
Yeah.
It's great cover.
It is great cover.
You hide in plain sight.
Exactly.
Yeah, no.
So we agree.
He's a sleeper cell.
If he is a sleeper cell, he is the single greatest sleeper cell agent there has ever
been in the history of the world.
Yeah.
And you know what?
There's never been anything as good at sleeper selling as he is.
Yeah.
And I mean, the day may not come that he has to go ghost protocol.
So Alex announces this.
Oh God, I just hope nobody takes his daughter.
Uh, shoot my daughter.
So Alex announces this big news.
The Trump is a Americana sleeper cell.
Oh, that's some solid bullshit.
He can't keep the thread.
So immediately.
Oh, how is that possible?
How could you not keep the thread?
So please listen to what ends up coming out of his mouth immediately after.
Let's do this.
Did fight now that he did fight.
Yeah, he did some other good stuff.
He's trying to get taxes because of poor people.
But he's hired record numbers of minorities and women.
And he's put a lot of gay people in charge of...
But he's racist.
Well, I mean, I was sitting here and like,
pander to gay people because I'm not against gay people.
I don't hate them.
None of that.
But I shouldn't have to pander and grovel to prove I don't dislike gay people.
It's just like Trump waving rainbow flags.
They say he's a homophobe and then like it turns out...
Wait, wait, what?
...most of his casinos are run by gay guys.
Whatever reason, Trump said all they're my friends,
they tend to want to work 20 hours a day and really care.
Wait, what?
So for some reason gay men are the best casino runners.
And they're snappy dressers.
And they're snappy dressers.
What?
Yeah.
By the way, this rant isn't done.
Is this a verifiable fact that gay men are great casino runners?
I guess.
That is a stereotype I have never heard before.
Well, you know, in good fellas...
No!
All of these mob movies, all the owners are stereotypically gay.
No!
That's not a thing.
Wait, that's why Dennis Farina can't play straight.
But what a strange stereotype to make up.
That's why all his casinos are run by gay dudes.
That is the weirdest stereotype I have ever heard.
Yeah, totally.
That's aw, man.
They all grade it run casinos and they're snappy dressers.
But I don't think I should have to pander to gay people
by saying they're people.
Ugh, gross.
I don't hate them.
Have you in your life of tolerance and acceptance
ever felt you were pandering to gays or minorities or anything like that?
Pandering?
I wouldn't even know...
What does pandering look like to you?
I think to me, in this circumstance, pandering really just means lying, right?
Because if you're pandering to a gay person,
I think what he thinks that is, is him saying, you know,
Oh, I think you should have equal rights and you should have all of this stuff.
Instead of, you know, saying what he really feels, which is that you shouldn't.
Yeah, I think...
So pandering to him is just lying, right?
I think in this case, his version of pandering would be actively supporting.
Oh.
You know, like, I think that's what he means by that.
I don't have to sit here and actively support you.
You're gay.
You're fine.
Fuck off.
Well, then in that case, in my history of tolerance, I pander all the time.
Yeah.
I superpander.
Yeah, we're big panderers.
Well, I mean, not all the time.
Like there were several years where I was bad at pandering.
Sure, we all have done.
I was more, I was more of like a, a silent partner.
Sure.
You know, I was the, I was the ally that just gave you the wink.
Uh-huh.
It's like, we're cool, but...
Hey, hey, try saying the n-word less, but I like you guys.
Speaking of the n-word.
Point is, is that we don't, I don't have to say or go,
I have nothing against gay people.
My, some of my friends are gay.
If you didn't, I don't, I've done anything wrong.
I don't have to sit here and explain to you that I don't dislike you.
If I said I disliked you, then you wouldn't know it.
But the left goes, no.
Everyone that wants low taxes really hates black people.
Whoa!
I'm so sick of, I'm so sick of my whole life hearing how I hate black people.
And it's gone from making me feel guilty.
I'm like a little kid hearing white people are bad from white people.
I'm like, I'm bad because I got this color skin.
Okay.
And then the black people are hearing I'm bad because I'm white.
So they beat me up.
They've been turned into bad people and into what, maybe what my ancestors might have done to them
because they were told I was my ancestors and did something to them.
Because yes, I'll say probably my ancestors probably did do something to black people.
Most whites probably can't say that.
But I mean, I've been here long enough in this country, my family.
Yeah, sure.
But I mean, most white people had no connection to any of it.
But I didn't do any of it.
And my parents sure as hell didn't do any of it.
Or their grandparents or their grandparents,
they were all Christians trying to make atonement for it.
So how do people try to make atonement for something?
How do we then become the bad guys, dude?
Do you think the lady doth protest too much?
Wow.
Okay.
One, he did everything possible to avoid saying slavery.
He fought tooth and nail to keep that word from coming out of his mouth.
They might have done something, which is like, no, no.
My ancestors were good Christian people trying to atone for it.
Trying to atone my ancestors who, I mean, maybe they owned slaves.
No big deal.
But even if they did own slaves, even while they were owning slaves,
they were good Christians trying to atone for owning slaves.
Now let's take a step back and I want to say one thing very clearly.
I don't think that it's a moral failure on your part if your ancestors owned slaves.
That's true.
But I do think it's a moral failure on your part if you're aware of the history of slavery
and you think that it's meaningless to our modern world.
Well, no, no, no, let's not even do that.
Let's not even go that far.
Okay.
You think that's too far.
I mean, okay.
How old is Alex Jones?
He's probably pushing 50s, probably mid to late 40s.
Right.
So he was born in the late 60s.
Now, let me just blue sky thinking with you.
Okay.
All right.
He was born in Texas.
I don't know if that's true.
Well, from his voice, he's born somewhere around there.
He's been there a long time for sure.
He in that 60s era.
He was born in Dallas.
He was born in Dallas.
He's 42.
To Texas parents.
You'd assume.
During the civil rights era.
If I'm just going to go by all of the history there is,
you don't even have to go back to his grandparents.
His parents were probably horrible racists.
Most likely.
I mean, that was bad things to black people.
Just by being part of that fucking system where you went, oh, no, no, no.
You use that water fountain.
That's the worst thing you can do.
And that's actually growing up every day with black kids feeling like,
oh, something is wrong because of the color of my skin.
He just described.
I think I just short skirt.
I think I just had a stroke.
I think I just short circuited.
Well, like the I had a vein in my head, but that's veins gone now.
The I have no vein.
The idea that people are running around saying white people are bad is kind of newer than that era of time.
Maybe a little bit.
I mean, I do it all the time.
Sure.
It's great.
It's they're bad.
Yeah.
We've done a lot of terrible things.
We're the worst.
Yeah.
But he, I mean, we're good at it, but much like Trump being a sleeper.
Exactly.
So he we're the best at being the worst there ever was.
He creates this fake idea that black people beat him up because they've been lied to
that white people are bad.
Like that never happened.
No.
That never happened.
Maybe when you were a kid or something like that, but it probably had nothing to do with your skin.
No.
Probably you were being an asshole.
No.
Yeah.
Maybe a black guy kicked your ass when you were a kid.
Zero chance that Alex Jones's ass beating has has ever been undeserved.
Yeah.
So we we transition from weird thoughts about race.
That's the wow.
Here's the worst part about that.
That I think is the least outside.
That's like the least conspiracy theory thing because I would guarantee that if you really got most white people
like and and yeah, I would say a majority at this point, like most white people sat them down and
tried to explain to them how white privilege really happened and where it comes from.
Their starting point is going to be, you know, like, well, I mean, I didn't do any of it.
Sure.
That's where they start.
Yeah.
You know, you know, the idea of like moral development, how it works.
You know, you start with a kernel of like golden rule, right?
That sort of thing and eventually you work up to concepts and like principles.
Is that Lawrence Colberg who had that theory of who cares?
Yeah.
Good point.
Basically you evolved to understand.
If Leanne McAdoo didn't say it, I don't care.
Who gives a shit?
Yeah.
It's you.
You end up at a place where you're thinking is much more evolved.
This is basically the low rung on that ladder of racial thinking.
It's like, I didn't do anything wrong.
Right.
Great.
There's more to there's more work for you to do.
There's a higher place for you to get to in terms of understanding.
Yeah.
Because it's not even that high.
No.
It's not even that high.
It's just like, it's literally have you walked a mile in another man's shoes?
Like that's literally it.
Oh, it's must man walk down.
The answer is 42.
The answer is 42.
That's the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
So here's my answer to Alex Jones.
Alex Jones comes at me with a weird thought about race.
And I say, can you do more for me?
And he's like, yeah.
Alex, can you double down?
He's like, yeah, I got some thoughts on gender.
Oh God.
No, no, no.
You are probably going to have to put the mic down because again, you might yell.
You're going to see info wars take on this whole new thing going into more health stories that.
So this is Rob do who's co-hosting for a little bit.
Rob do.
Yeah, Rob do.
He's usually all these names fucking come from.
He used to have a guy named Jakari Jackson.
That's a great name.
He had a black guy working for him.
Then he left.
I wonder why.
I don't know.
But so Rob do is usually behind the camera, but he's co-hosting a little bit.
All right.
He's trying to explain that what we're going to do is we're going to start getting into health
stuff, but Alex cannot fucking handle that.
He hijacks Rob.
By the way, side during covering a lot of this.
We're also a lot of information.
We're going to keep not Trump honest, but trying to surveil the minions.
Like this one for education, who's the only bad one because she was for Common Core.
Right.
But she's also for school choice.
So Trump got told to like her.
He doesn't know all this stuff.
Right.
Who could.
She gets up there in front of the thing and goes.
Oh, I agree to saying women grab me.
They want me.
I can grab them.
That's saying a woman's on you.
Of course they want me.
Mm-hmm.
You know, it's not like saying they're not, you know, like the leftist, if a woman's like
kissing you and you touch her, you're raping her.
No, that's called what mammals do.
She goes, yes, I agree.
That's sexual assault.
Boom.
Get out of there.
Then she tries to go over and shake Elizabeth Warren's hand and she won't even do it.
See, she went and groveled through Trump out of the bus and then, you know.
So that what's great about this is it gets so much worse.
It can't.
Yeah, it does.
It's not possible.
So you could grovel.
No, if you, that's not the part I was talking about.
I was talking about when you started screaming after, which is that idea of if a woman is
all over you and you kiss her, the liberals think it's rape.
Well, that was just me, I was trying to hold in all the other stuff I wanted to scream about
and that was where it came out.
Right.
So you might think that's like, ah, he just said that.
Nope.
Oh, no.
Here he goes, developing that theme for about a minute.
Yeah.
Watching these, these hearings like Marco.
You know, they said that famous World War II deal of the sailor getting on the boat.
Oh, kissing the girl.
That's sexual assault.
Because his hand is on her hip.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, a woman jumps on you and starts kissing you and ensure your wife or
girlfriend you hadn't seen in two years.
I mean, she's going to get mad.
You're not grabbing her hip.
Well, they interfere.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You grab a rider in the back of their neck.
You grab their butt.
That's what women want.
It's what mammals do.
Right.
They're taking our normal behavior and saying it's illegal.
But then teaching your five-year-old how to be a trainee in your blowjobs is okay.
Arrogance exchange.
Yeah, exactly.
They're now trying to tell 12-year-olds out in California,
you can have your stuff cut off if you want outside your parents.
So the government cutting your kids weenie, that's okay.
But I'm not supposed to, if my wife leans into me and I kiss her, I mean, this is crazy.
Yeah.
And, you know, they interviewed the two people that 50 years after that famous photo that
you're talking about.
The rape photo.
They didn't even know each other, but they were so happy that the war was over.
They both came to each other and embraced it.
Well, sure, I knew when the wife and girlfriend, that's why they were calling it the assault.
Because, no, no.
They hate that.
They know each other.
Well, they hate that magnetism.
She's good-looking.
He's good-looking.
Wow.
Let's get it.
Let's have a party, babe.
People were happy that we ended up in a party.
What the hell is this all about?
They ended in a World War II.
That's what they were happy about.
I mean, this was a huge war.
That was a special assault.
Helicopter by the Obelisk.
So throughout the show.
Helicopter by the Obelisk.
Throughout the show, he keeps getting distracted by helicopters.
And I wanted to keep that at the end there because it's so funny.
That's so cute.
That's like a puppy.
It's a little child.
Yeah.
So it's, oh, look, a helicopter.
It's so funny that he's ranting about something that's not real.
And then he, well, something that is real is actual sexual assault.
Yeah.
But what's not real is this bullshit idea that anybody thinks
that kissing someone who is clearly into you is rape.
Yeah.
It's all rape.
But then helicopter.
God.
So this is all about Trump's sexual assaults.
This is, this is like, he's equating his wife wanting a kiss
and Trump moving in on someone like a bitch and trying to fingerbang them without permission.
That's not equivalent.
That is not okay.
No, he's basically just described all of the things that are sexual assault and rape.
Yeah.
And then said that because no, he just said it was okay to rape people.
He literally just said that.
Well, in the most convoluted way.
Yeah.
01:33:33,940 --> 01:33:34,340
Yeah.
When you unpack all of that.
He's saying consent is bullshit or the idea of.
Well, basically he said the thing that all men's rights assholes do, which is like,
they want it.
Yeah.
They want it.
They can't signal it to you because then.
Well, they are signaling it, but you cucks can't see the signals.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's classic victim blame.
Like, oh, fuck you.
If you believe any one of those words that he fucking said, go fuck yourself.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
That, that to me.
And I don't mean that as an insult.
If you believe all that stuff and are listening to this podcast, please keep
listening so I can keep berating you for being a fucking monster.
Yeah.
Please subscribe on iTunes.
You dumb horrible person.
So we're winding down here in terms of our clips.
We're coming to the, coming to the close of the pussy.
We have a couple more things before we get to those.
I want to play a interesting point where Alex and Rob do
give a plug to Trump's hotel and I believe that up there to the right.
And we'll get a shot of that is a post office.
Oh yeah.
There's, there's Trump's hotel and we ought to go do a report in his new hotel.
He did a year early and under budget in that amazing.
Yeah.
It's like, how can you fucking claim that you're journalists?
Wow.
How can you fucking claim any right to any sort of journalistic integrity when
you're just like, holy cow.
You're, the hotel comes up and you have to talk about how great it is.
Yeah.
I mean, that's crazy.
Although from out of your window, I can see the new George Soros hotel.
Have you ever been there?
So good.
The lobby is incredible.
It's full of fetuses to drain the blood out of.
Oh man.
Do you want to get your weenie chopped off?
I do.
The free, free in the lobby.
Did you know that when I was 12, they told me I could be a trans?
I can't even get myself to say, repeat his words.
01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:34,820
Jesus.
I feel, I, oh.
But speaking of George Soros.
Yes.
Oh, good.
I was, I was worried we wouldn't hear about him and his continuing exploits.
There's a little narrative going on throughout the show about protesters being
bussed in.
Oh, one quick question.
Got it.
Has anybody done a, a decal?
You know those Calvin and Hobbs, Calvin's peeing on people.
Has anybody done a decal with Trump's face?
A thousand percent.
Someone has.
Okay.
I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen it either.
I feel like it has to exist though.
That's low hanging fruit.
Yeah.
It's right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's in the dirty dossier.
That's all they needed.
That's actually, there's no words to it.
They just sent Trump a picture of that.
That's what, oh, they're on to me.
That's what's in the heavily classified report.
Yeah.
That's what the CIA saw.
They got all these Democrats to not go to the inauguration.
They saw the Calvin peeing on Trump in the dirty dossier.
Jesus.
So here's, this is about buses.
All right.
Coming up the next hour, we're going to have Owen Shroyer on the ground
reporting live.
We've got some of the very important reports he's filed last night,
catching the buses being brought in by the Soros Group and others
with the organizations pledging to stop Trump from being elected
or from being actually inaugurated.
He caught himself there with the election thing,
but so I watched these reports that Owen Shroyer put out.
They did catch people getting on buses.
That's about it.
I mean, well, but what about the Arkansas Department of Transportation?
Are they still on the roads?
They might be.
Are they still on the roads?
That's their signal.
All their videos literally prove is that people use buses.
That's all that they show.
And the way that Alex Jones can sort of dodge any kind of responsibility
for being called out is he says George Soros and others.
Who are those others?
Could be anybody.
Could be Greyhound.
You know, like it's insane.
Yeah.
All the videos are people getting around.
Who owns Greyhound?
George Soros.
The globalists.
That's a global hound.
The Greyhound.
So it's just a video of Owen Shroyer,
like watching people get on, like in a line onto a bus
and then them speculating, oh yeah, they're getting on that bus.
And then they're going to go get them some housing,
feed them up and then they'll be.
What?
They're going to take them around to the protests.
That's just some racist bullshit right there.
That's not really even racist because it's, it's like,
all different races.
Oh, it's just, it's just poor people.
Sure.
And young people.
So what they're saying is millennials.
Well, and we all know that we're the worst.
Yeah, we are.
But that's just what the fucking mainstream media, the MSM,
wants us to think that we're terrible.
You know what?
Every morning I wake up and I'm like, am I bad
because I'm a millennial?
This really makes me feel bad.
And then an old, a baby boomer beats me up and it's like,
oh, you know, I'm just trying to be a patriot.
Yeah, I know.
It's insane.
Right?
It's crazy.
So then Owen Shroyer filed another report
where he proved that the protesters are idiots by going
around during an active protest where people are chanting
and trying to ask them questions.
Excellent.
And so he's just going up to people.
He's like, why is Trump a fascist?
And no one's answering him because they're in the middle
of a protest and marching and chanting.
Right.
And he's like, you know what I hate about these protesters?
They never answer your question.
It's like, you're not doing anything.
So basically what he's doing is he's driving up in a motorcycle
right next to a moving car and knocking on the window a bit.
Yes.
Can you answer a three-point complicated math question for me
real quick?
Yes, absolutely.
Why are you driving right now?
Now, let me ask you a quick question.
How do you derivate calculus?
I hate these motorists.
They're also fucking stupid.
Exactly.
They don't even know calculus.
It's insane.
It was invented in the 50s.
He thinks he's being like Mike Wallace, but he's just like,
it's embarrassing.
No, yeah, that's pathetic.
All the footage that they have that purports to show anything
doesn't show what they say it does.
But it insinuates as long as you put scary music,
as long as you put fucking Wagner around it.
Yeah, the insinuation is enough.
You're going to get the idea.
Yeah.
So we have one more clip.
I debated whether I would play this because it's disgusting.
You just pulled the Alex Jones move.
No, but I am going to play it.
I debated whether or not I think I'll play it.
No, I'm saying I debated whether to play it
because it's actually really offensive.
Oh, okay.
Are we going to be okay with this?
I will find out after.
Okay.
But like the stuff.
I mean, I've already barked and yelled from a great distance away.
The stuff about like his horribly childish understanding
of race and consent is offensive.
Don't get me wrong.
It's very much offensive, yeah.
But this is kind of on another level of like him relishing
some things that are really uncomfortable.
Anyway, if you have any sort of sensitivity
towards stuff about child abuse or are a human being,
just be if you want to turn it off, go ahead.
But if not, go ahead and listen.
And before you turn it off, follow us on iTunes.
We are on Twitter at knowledge underscore fights.
Just email address knowledge fight at gmail.com.
Probably being overly dramatic, but I just wanted to give people
a little bit of a heads up that this is gross.
It's a literal trigger warning.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm here looking at info wars.com right now.
And I'm looking at Belgian aristocratic pedophile reexposed.
Boys and girls tortured, killed and forced to eat feces.
So they don't just grab your kid out of the backyard
and rape them for a couple of months.
They torture them and they make them eat crap
and they kill them after they beg for food.
And reportedly in Belgium, where this came out a few years ago,
more has come out.
They sit in the room while the toddler cries for mommy,
like a beautiful satanic music.
And while they beg and beg and beg,
as soon as they'll feed them a little more
just to get their strength back up, beg and get hope.
And they call it sucking them dry.
It's vampiric.
It sucks their soul.
And that's who's in DC.
That's who Trump's kicking out.
Why Trump wants to stop the vaccines.
He knows that's a soft kill, a lesser magic attack on your family.
And I know this is hard to believe folks,
but there's a new article out.
It deals with, you know, Meryl Streep
defending Roman Polanski that, you know,
drugs, 13-year-old girls, and Annaly Rebsom.
And that's just what he's been caught doing.
They want, the globalists want to grab your kids.
And this is on record.
And they want to rape them for a few months
and then make them eat crap before they drink their blood.
Now, I don't know entirely what this Belgium story
he's talking about is,
but I do know that it's irresponsible to claim
that your political enemies are aligned with example.
Like I'll believe that possibly what he's talking about,
someone did.
Like the depth.
There's no depth of human evil.
Yeah.
The aerial castros type stuff in the world.
That's horrible.
I mean, you don't even need to go that far.
Like we have serial killers.
Sure.
They do a lot of weird shit.
That shit does exist.
But to take anything, like to take things and be like,
and that's who we're up against, it's not fair.
And he didn't even, he didn't even,
like he didn't even couch it this time
in like some sort of plausible deniability.
He comes out and says, the globalists want to grab your kids,
rape them, and feed them crap.
Yeah.
That's probably not somebody that you can have
an open and honest dialogue about a free democracy with.
Now here are a couple points that I want to make
as it relates to this.
If you believe that that's who you're up against,
you obviously wouldn't listen to reason.
No.
If you truly believe that those are your enemies,
it makes sense why you'd be passionately against them.
Yeah.
And you would be a hero.
Yeah.
Like if you saw that, if that was really true,
and what he believed was real,
then I mean, yeah, all of us who are not fighting against it,
we're the worst people alive.
In many ways complicit.
Right.
Because we, we were inactive on things.
Yeah, exactly.
The same way that, you know, however many years
the Holocaust was going on, there were so many people defending it.
And let me take a, let me take a step back.
I do feel a certain amount of guilt about the fact
that sex trafficking does exist in the world.
And it, yeah.
That, and I'm not doing anything about it.
And it exists here as well.
Now granted, I can't really do anything about it.
I could donate to organizations, but I'm living paycheck to paycheck.
I know.
There's so much that the, so, but this, so here's the, here's the,
and this is, I can't remember who put together this dumb quote,
but it is something along the lines of the biggest difference
between liberals and conservatives always winds up to not being
who wants to help people, but how they want to help people on an
individual level.
You know, you can go to a, even the most conservative household household
and my parents live in one of those.
Like it doesn't matter race, gender, transvestite, whatever.
They'll, you'll come in, they'll feed you, they'll be great.
In terms of your overall rights, not a chance.
No way.
Now the argument then is that liberals, you know, like you and I,
we're not going out and personally helping any sex trafficking victims.
We're not doing that.
We're, we're not individual people.
We're saying that it's a compliment, complicated global problem
that needs to be addressed by an entire federal system.
Right.
And that's where the disconnect happens.
And that's why a lot of people never,
I will think the conservative will force politeness
in order to make it through a dinner.
Whereas the liberal will likely try and enact legislation.
Or even, you know, and, and it's not even forcing politeness.
Okay.
Like they, you know,
It's sincere.
It is sincere.
Okay.
It's sincere or for some people it is.
Some people are fucking monsters, but you know, there's no wind there.
Yeah.
So again, I mean, yeah, it's a, I, oh, what, what, yeah, what?
Yeah.
So globalists are all pedophiles.
Yeah.
And that's who we're fighting against.
Yep.
And it's because they are not only pedophiles,
they hate prosperity and blah, blah, blah.
Right.
Right.
Which is a remarkable one to one comparison apparently.
But the, that is the other part.
So depressing.
I know, I hate to end this on a bummer note.
But like the other thing that I think is important to remember is along those lines of
if you believe that that's who you're up against, you would be passionately on that side.
Right.
Consider that the person who's telling you that that's who you're up against also believes
that they're making chimeras in cowbellies.
Also consider all of this other bullshit.
Consider that he believed that Y2K was going to be concentration camps in Austin.
Yeah.
Like it's so, like I'm at the, I'm at the point at the end of this episode where I'm
like, this is about where I had to turn off the episode today.
Cause I was like, this.
That's horrific.
No, no, no, no more of this nonsense.
Because it's, it's, we can laugh and we do laugh.
We try.
And there's still, even within that clip, there's parts that are pretty,
are fairly laughable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the reality is he's using these tricks to, to fool people into passionately getting on
his side.
And that is, I believe, an act of propaganda and an act of evil.
It is, it is a true act of evil.
What he just did is evil.
So we loop back to your.
In the same way that, uh, yeah, no, you answered it perfectly on the first shot.
Yeah.
We, we come back to the beginning of the episode.
Cut out this entire episode from that moment on.
It's just a five minute clip of me being like, is he evil?
And you're going like, yeah.
Well, check this clip out.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So that is January 19th, 2017 in the life of Alex Jones.
Like I said, if you're listening to this on Friday, he is doing a 14 hour live broadcast,
which I can't imagine isn't repetitive.
And we are with you in spirit in this, uh, darkest of times.
Uh, I will be listening to that at work.
And, uh, maybe we'll have an episode early next week where I try and talk a little bit
about it.
We'll see.
I don't know.
We'll figure something out.
Yeah.
We, you'll be in England, but we should have at least one episode next week.
I think probably.
Yeah.
Uh, well, we'll record here later.
Okay.
Uh, and then, uh, maybe some more with, uh, fill in guests, but it won't be the same.
It won't be.
Uh, I'm, I am the Leanne to your macadoon.
So we've already plugged.
We're on itunes at knowledge fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen, good luck and good night.
Andy and chances.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
So Alex, I'm a first name caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.