Knowledge Fight - #503: Dan's Cara-Vanity Project Part 2
Episode Date: November 16, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan explore the possibly thrilling conclusion to the InfoWars Caravan. In this installment, the convoy comes under repeated attack, Alex shows up in DC, and the radio show seems to c...ompletely fall apart at the seams.Â
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I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're couple dudes like sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a
little bit about Alex Jones. Oh indeed we are Dan. Jordan. Jordan. Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today? My bright spot today Jordan is very simple. Vinegar. Vinegar.
Yep. Just vinegar. Yep. Moving on. Yep. End of podcast. I believe that this segment is called
bright spots not explain your bright spots. That's fair. That's fair. I've been looking for
a salad dressing replacements. I'm trying to eat a little bit better and I accidentally stumbled
upon some some interesting vinegars like a strawberry rosé vinegar. Interesting. And it's
fantastic. I will agree that is an interesting vinegar. Yeah. Had that on a salad, had it on
some chicken and now I've decided that I'm going to explore the wonderful world of vinegar.
Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Why not? I didn't realize that there was such a diverse world of weird
vinegar products. I thought it was just vinegar. Can you? Yeah. That makes sense though. Yeah.
Vinegar isn't like ketchup. It's not just like a thing. No. But there are also a bunch of different
ketchup. Yeah. But there is ketchup. Right. You know. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Not really.
Okay. Fair enough. I have a champagne vinegar in the cabinet that I'm excited to break into.
I've not tried that yet. And then what did I order? I ordered some on one online that
it's a chamomile tea vinegar. I'm never, never not going to enjoy your your willingness to put
both feet in the pond before you have any idea how the pond is full of vinegar.
Yeah. I enjoy it. We'll see what happens. But it's the vinegar week.
What about you? We're going to do 500 vinegars this week. No, we're not.
And we'll get back to the seltzers here soon enough. Sure. Sure. My bright spot, Dan, is
unfortunately also food related. But it is also a gratitude towards our listeners related. Oh,
it's nice. We got that. I got that peanut butter for our 500th episode. The fit, the fog, something
I think. Fit and fog. Yeah. I keep saying Phineas and fog, but I think that's a Nickelodeon.
Yeah. That's something else. That's Phineas and fur. And it is excellent. I bet it is spectacular.
It is. And it's also like spectacular. There we go. Nicely done. Thanks. No, it's just that like,
oh, shit, I forgot what it tastes like when it's made out of real things. You know, like,
when you eat GIF, you're like, this is borderline all sugar and fake peanut. It's pronounced GIF.
Yeah. Nicely done. That's probably a hacky joke. No, it's pronounced Skippy, I think. Oh,
that's what I say whenever people say it's GIF. But what, I mean, what about like a lot of grocery
stores? They have the things where you just put the peanuts in and grind it up yourself. Yeah.
Do you ever fuck around with that? No. Why would I want to work? Why would I want to work? All
right. I go to the grocery store because I don't have a peanut farm. Not because I want to talk
to my boy Jim. I don't want to moonlight as a peanut farm work. Talk to my buddy Jim. He'll
be Carter. That's him. You know the guy? I've heard of him. Okay.
Well, that's good. I'm glad you're enjoying that peanut butter. Thank you very much, Bex.
So, Jordan, today we are having a very exciting time here. It is time for the thrilling conclusion.
The dramatic conclusion. The Dan's Caravanity Project 2020. Dan, this is Caravanity Project 2020.
All right. All right. Today, we're going to be talking about November 11th, the evening of
Wednesday until whenever this weekend's nonsense. Sure. So, we'll, we'll see what happens as Owen
Schreuer continues on his great big convoy down along the south and up the eastern seaboard.
Okay. Here we go. Yep. So, we'll get to that here in a minute. But before we do,
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So, Jordan, I have two out of context drops from today's show.
So we'll do one now and one in a little bit.
I, because I'm a Christian, cannot kill you just because you're stupid.
Fair enough.
Seems good.
Let's see.
I support this prohibition on killing.
Now I'm going back through my Bible to see how many people were killed because they were stupid.
And it's a lot, but I don't know if it was post Christ.
And I don't know if it was specifically only because they were stupid.
Yeah, that's fair.
So, Jordan, when we last left off on our previous episode,
Owen Shroyer and his merry band of Shao Kahn impersonators and hippies for Trump were about to
roll into Atlanta, Georgia. That was Wednesday, the 11th.
Alex had just wrapped up his show where Steve Pachana came in to claim that whether or not
you believe the 2020 election was a massive sting operation planned in advance to catch
Democrat stealing votes, it's a small detail whether you believe that or not.
What is important is that Trump is going to win and then apparently he's going to get a
third term because these dudes love America.
One thing that's crucially important to understand as we continue exploring this caravan is that
at a certain point it stops being an Info Wars caravan and it starts being Info Wars within
the larger space. I'm comfortable judging Owen and Info Wars for their crowds in places like
Tallahassee and Baton Rouge because those are specifically Info Wars caravan events.
At least appear to be. Sure. Once they reach Washington DC,
they are now becoming part of something larger, which is the combined work of a network of loosely
affiliated grifters. The plan for the weekend has been for everyone to show up in DC and form the
Million Maga March. I call it grift apocalypse. It's fair. This effort combines the Info Wars
caravan with Ali Alexander's stop the steal campaign as well as Brandon Strakas walk away
nonsense and whatever the fuck Mike Cernovich is doing these days. Beyond that, it's attracted
the legions of oathkeepers, proud boys, and members of many right wing gangs who are less
interested in hogging the spotlight. According to an article from Friday in USA Today, the only
group that had a permit for the event is a group called Women for America First.
Quote, Amy Kramer, chair for Women for America First, said her organization is not coordinating
with any of the other groups planning simultaneous events. This is really interesting because,
according to a recent article in Mother Jones, Women for America First run one of the main
websites for stop the steal, www.stolenelection.us. Donations that people made on these to stop
the steal through that website end up going to Women for America First and the site was used
to promote rallies branded as stop the steal. Great, great. Anyway, it's a load of bullshit.
Griftpocalypse it is. Yeah, it's a load of bullshit to pretend these people aren't coordinating.
But that's not even an argument that's really worth having, I think. The point is that the end
result of these rallies will be the combined efforts of a whole cadre of weirdos. And so even
if we get to the end of this, and there is like a big turnout in DC, we have to keep our eyes on
the ball and remember that had nothing to do with this stupid road trip. No, not at all. Not at all.
It's because a fucking evil Steve Bannon Nick furied us into the adventures of grifters.
More or less. That's what happened. So here's our second out of context drop.
We've never lived in more historical times. This is one of the most historical points in history,
except when Jesus Christ was walking on the earth, that was more important.
Okay. All right.
Nice. Let's see if we can name under history. Other historical figures who can't do it.
None is just Jesus. Jesus. Jesus right now.
Okay. You know, he's even saying that like 1776 wasn't a big deal. All right. But what about
Genghis Khan when he died an entire empire? Small potato. Okay. Small potatoes. Do you see that
marching? Fuck. It looked exactly like hundreds of thousands of Mongols riding horseback with
their amazing bows. That shit was nothing. Yeah. Oh, fair enough. So the 11th November. Sure.
Ointreuer arrives in Atlanta.
There was no reason for me to pull this clip. Nothing happens in it. I only decided to start
with this because the opening of the video in Atlanta is surreal. You have Ointreuer poking his
little head out of the sunroof of the Info Wars tank with a handheld mic talking about how they're
heading to the Capitol while driving down an empty street. There's no reason for them to
choose this presentation. All it does is make the audio terrible. Since even if Owen has a wind
screen on his mic, he's still using a regular microphone while hanging out of a moving vehicle.
It's just very bizarre. It was really easy to understand what he was saying the whole time.
It was infuriating. No, it's great. This video's real bad. No, no, no. Pop out of
there to empty this. Yeah. That's what you want. But empty road. Yeah.
There's one thing that's suspicious in its absence from this shot of Owen hanging out
the top of the tank, and that's any indication that there are any cars behind him. You would
think that if the caravan is as successful as Owen is claiming, they'd pan around to show the
giant convoy, but nope. Just Owen talking to no one, driving down an empty street. That's a great
metaphor. You know that I'm Mr. Caravan fan, Mr. Caravan, if you will, but I found it incredibly
challenging to jump back into this stuff entirely because how poorly produced this Info Wars video
is. Owen doesn't arrive at the Atlanta rally until eight minutes into the video, and the entire time
up to that point is just him with his head out the sunroof repeatedly saying Atlanta, we're in you.
It sounds, it sounds more like that, like after the end of a week at camp, they always have the
slideshow with of the, there's always a clip of somebody being like, and that's why we love camp.
And when they're swelling music around it, everybody's like, yeah, that's great. But if it was just
him silent to emptiness, you'd be like, this is a bad camp. Well, if I went to that camp,
I'd probably get, I'd probably be into a well made version of memories from camp. Sure. I still
wouldn't be into it if it was poorly made. And that's how I feel about this. Like even if I were
into Info Wars and I thought Owen was cool, I'd still be like, guys got to do better than this.
This is eight minutes of Owen saying nothing hanging out the roof of a tank. This sucks.
It's like the worst version of Mission Impossible. I don't understand. They didn't need to keep it for
time or anything. There's no reason for this to be in there. It's so distractingly bad. It's
just hubris. I think it's just hubris. They just think any idea is the best idea at the time.
Their attention span is nothing. Well, I would argue that it's more likely that they think that
there's something badass about him driving around out the sunroof. That is what I would argue. It
does not look that badass. It kind of looks just like, I mean, it looks fun-ish. Wind in your hair.
Yeah. I saw it on Mythbusters one time. It was great. Sure. I don't know. It was, it made this
a chore. So on his way, I mean, whether or not he's badass or not, leaning out the roof of
this here, here tank, he does end up at a stoplight and there's a guy at the stoplight.
There's something so fucked up and like immediately deflating about a tank at a stoplight.
It's pretty sad. How dare you be stopped by light. You're a fucking tank. Yeah, leading a convoy.
Yeah, that's weak shit. No, get the fuck out of here. Well, he obeys traffic laws
and he tries to do a little bit of, just do a little crowd work with the guy who's standing
waiting to cross the street. And so that's our plan and that's why we're in Atlanta here today.
How are you doing, sir? Me too. Me too. Atlanta. Atlanta. We are here.
Stop the steel caravan has arrived.
Hey, how far out are we? Less than a mile. They are out of gas. There is no enthusiasm left in
this fucking thing at all. I am trying really hard to stay excited about this and they're not
doing it. They're bored. They realized a couple of days in it was a terrible idea. Yes, they're
not having fun. We went to Baton Rouge. We drove seven fucking hours and there were 10 people there.
What are we doing? Sucks. Oh man. So all in thanks. This is when you want to be on the RV.
Yes. This is when you want to be getting the conversations and birds eye view just right there.
Beautiful. So Owen thinks he's funny and so he tries. He has a bit that he wants to do
and this is this is like, I mean, I guess this is exactly how comedians do it. You know,
you polish things up at open mic before you try it on a real crowd. No, no, that makes sense.
And for Owen, the open mic is sticking his head out the top of a car while no one's listening.
Oh, that's fair. I think the Democrats are actually still voting guys.
Are the Democrats still voting in Georgia or have they stopped yet? Do we know?
I think they're still voting because Biden's not ahead yet. So there's no one there. Wow.
And he's just talking to nobody. See now hold on. Now I want more shell con jokes.
Well, maybe you're maybe your mood will change. Okay. Once you hear the crowd with
in the background, you know, him try this on an actual audience. Here we go.
I think the Democrats are still voting guys. I think the Democrats are still voting in Georgia.
They haven't stopped voting yet because Joe Biden hasn't been put in the lead.
So they're going to keep voting here in Georgia until Joe Biden gets the lead,
but I don't think it's going to work. Good stuff. But I don't think it's going to work.
Good tag. All right. Good work guys. So, you know, I that sound wasn't that great,
but I can't throw too much shade at the turnout at the Atlanta rally. It's still south of 200
people, but that's really good for an Info Wars event that's taking place during the day.
Yeah, that's not bad. So far, their daytime rallies have been very, very sad. And this at
least looks like what you might call a group of people. There were some strange signs in the crowd.
One was just a big queue with the where we go one, we go all slogan. Another was quote,
Trump's coup d'etat is already underway, which kind of implies that Trump is leading an overthrow
of the government. I really don't think they get how that sounds. That seems to either be a
counter-protester or the opposite of what the messaging is supposed to be. I don't know what's
going on. Overall, I would give this Atlanta rally a solid meh decent turnout when we grade on a curve,
but full of suspect weirdos and nothing really interesting at all. It kind of feels like this
was an event that might have been planned already, you know, and just crashed it since there's
definitely some people there who seem to be confused by his arrival. Sure. The video on
Info Wars is titled quote, Democrats send operatives to start violence at rally in Atlanta,
which I don't see in the video itself. And even if there were violence in the video,
their claim that they were operatives sent in by anyone is completely manufactured
and not substantiated in any way. I think the title is in reference to a young woman who drives
by and yells that Trump isn't president anymore, which is the closest I could see. Just scary stuff.
Yeah. At a certain point, another guy with a bullhorn threatens Owen's dominance with a
we don't want pedo Joe chant, but it all resolves peacefully. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's good.
I would hate to see infighting at these. I imagine they're democratic operatives. That's
got to be somebody in the movie who's like they're green. It's their first operation in the field.
You know, they've been on the desk for a few years. Somebody else got injured. So now it's
their chance to shine. And they're like, we're sending you to a rally with 200 people to cause
problems. Oh, no, we're going to go send you to Agent Provocateur or something that needs no
agent provocateurs to get out of control. Can I try and solve terrorism or something next time?
All right. So the video from just another channel also doesn't really show any violence.
There's a little bit of yelling between a few people at one point, but it's unclear what the
context is. And then there's a long segment where the video maker and his friend, Tom,
who's now our friend, Tom, sure, complain about how someone is flipping them off from a nearby
window. It's pretty sad. What is wrong with these people? It's very bummer. I love triggering the
lip. He's giving me the finger. And then there's like making heart shapes with their hands.
Fuck you. So the Atlanta rally was at 3pm and unlike past stops, this one included what appeared
to be a little bit of an actual march. I have no idea where they were going or why they were
parading, but it seemed like a new development compared to previous cities. I don't think they
did either, Dan. From there, Owen was off because he had to arrive in Columbia, South Carolina for
an 8pm rally. Info wars only posted a one minute video about South Carolina, which seems weird.
Because from the just another channel footage, it seems like that would be the most useful for
them optically. Sure. It was nighttime. The turnout was pretty good. And there were some
college students yelling at them, creating the sort of tension and victimhood they desired.
Operatives go to college, spend 40 to $60,000 and then they're undercover enough to
shout obscenities. Yeah. In the video on info wars, we get a shot of the caravan itself,
and it's really hard to tell how many of these cars are actually along with them or if it's
just traffic. Assuming that all these cars are part of the convoy, it's like maybe 10 to 15 cars.
Just nothing to sneeze at if you're an indie band or something, but it's really sad for day three
when you're info wars. That's not good. That's not a convoy. Turn out was all right in Columbia,
South Carolina. But again, it's easy to overestimate because it was nighttime.
They ended up taking a big group picture in front of the Capitol building, and I think it's about
150 people. Sure, sure. That's nice. Yeah, good for them. In the evening of the 11th,
things took a turn for the ugly as the info wars caravan came under attack. According to a video
posted on parlor, trucks were throwing milkshakes at the convoy. And here is the report.
Here we are on info wars caravan still. I think we're like 20 cars strong, 30 cars strong right
now. I'm in a line with everybody. I'm like five cars back behind the info wars riot wagon
or armored vehicle, whatever you'd like to call it. I actually just had a trucker throw something
at me and it exploded all over my truck. Some sort of nasty milkshake or something. A nasty milkshake.
There was a guy driving in a Pontiac and she cut the trucker off and he started flashing her and
threw something at her to hit me. So I'm getting attacked because other people in the caravan
aren't driving well. But yeah, I don't know, I've got a million miles at least traveling back and
forth across this country and I've never had a trucker throw milkshake at me. So that's definitely
a new one. Oh, that's nice. This is rather interesting. But anyway, we're on our way to DC
and I'm going to have to get a car wash at some point to wash all that shit off my car.
You can actually see several of our guys up here ahead of us. You don't get to use car washers.
Driving this caravan stuff is pretty crazy because people are slowing and then speeding
up and slowing and then speeding up. People are trying to cut us off and doing all kinds of crazy
stuff. No shit. It's wild driving in caravan guys. I hope you're all staying safe from me,
not getting any dramas. People were pretty quick to point out that the reason for all the things
this guy is describing is because they were basically clogging the interstate. Yeah, they had
20 cars in a row in the passing lane, which is at best dumb and selfish and it was pretty dangerous.
They had it in the passing lane. They were on the left side of the road. As a Chicagoan,
that upsets me more than what they stand for. When you do a convoy like this, there's no reason
that the cars all need to actually travel down the highway in a line. But that's what they seem
to insistent on doing, which is stupid. Of course. Plus they were doing this convoy at night for no
reason. This was the leg between Columbia, South Carolina and Raleigh, North Carolina,
which is about three and a half hours drive. And the North Carolina rally was at 3pm on Thursday.
There's no reason to night drive that one in a convoy 20 cars deep. That's just asshole behavior.
Oh, good. Luckily, everyone survived. You don't get to use a car wash. You're a rugged individualist.
You have to find a fucking hose. You don't get to use all of these creature comforts if you're
trying to sell yourself as the fucking revolutionary that you are. I would like to
shake the bar. I didn't fucking wash his shit in the fucking washing machine. I'd like to shift
your criticism. Okay. I don't care whether they use car washes or not. I get that. I would like to
say you don't get to complain about someone throwing a milkshake at your car. I agree with.
I thoroughly agree with. Yeah. So yeah, everyone survived. And now we jump in on the 12th on
Alex Jones's show because again, who knows? David Knight might have had full coverage of the
caravan and it'll be a mystery lost to time much like who built the pyramids. Was it the aliens
or was it not the aliens? We'll never know. What if David Knight covered it back then?
Non-white people can also build things. Turns out. But what if the equivalent of David Knight
covered like ancient mysteries? Sure. And we'll just never know because it was so boring. Yeah,
that's possible. That's possible. If you wanted to hide true information, you give it to David
Knight and no one will ever know. Yeah. And if you want to have really fun, interesting, fake
information, give it to him and it'll bore the shit out of me. Exactly. Just normally what happens.
So anyway, here is Alex attempting to make some analogies. And I apologize in advance for the
audio quality on this show. They were saying, Alex, why are they having people that have moved
out of California vote for Biden when Biden was already going to win the state? Well, once you're
already flipping everybody's votes and already stealing, you keep stealing to stay in power.
Why? That's why nobody can win as a Republican in California, unless you have like an 80 percent,
you know, victory because of the fraud. That's why there was 87 percent turnout. We never had
anything near that in the U.S., usually 55, 60 percent because people went out to vote against
Donald Trump. Biden and he got cheated by the computer. So that's coming up. But I give people
like, well, why would they cheat in California? They've already got it because they already cheated.
It's like saying, you're a genius. You know, if you've remarried and your new wife's pregnant
and you're like, well, why do you have a, you know, 18 year old son? Well, I got another
woman pregnant before. There's no third dimensional thought here. Why are they stealing states they
already got? Because they already got them. What? I mean, let me use another example. Yes, please.
Let's say I'm slaughtering cows. Okay. All right. And I'm not slaughtering a new one for,
you know, put it in my deep phrase. Of course. And people ask, well, why do you keep the other
deep phrase going? That's got, you know, some of the last cow left in it. It just doesn't even
register. See, once we start thinking third dimensionally, we can defeat the globalists
because they're, they're operating third dimensional. We can operate fourth, fifth
dimension. Are they? Many plays out. And that's what we do here at M4 Wars. I don't know if Trump
plays 3D chess or 5D chess or, but I know I do. So I listened to Alex a bunch so I can help you
out here because that was a garbled mess. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. I got the point
really well. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's see if you did. Okay. The point he's trying to make
is that Trump basically won almost every state, but there was fraud all over the place. Sure.
There was even massive voter fraud in California, which people he talks to can't understand.
They don't understand why the globalists would steal votes in California when California
consistently votes Democrat. Alex's explanation is that California doesn't actually consistently
vote Democrat and the appearance that they do is only there because of the voting fraud that's
already and always going on there. They were stealing votes in California because they're only
empowering California due to all the votes they always steal. This is not that complicated of
a concept that he's trying to describe. And yet Alex struggles to come up with two really bad
analogies. The first is getting married and your new wife is pregnant, but you have an 18 year old
child, which is from a previous marriage. This analogy doesn't make sense because each pregnancy
would be an unrelated event, whereas the imaginary voting fraud would probably only be able to be
pulled off by the people in California because the people committing all the fraud are in power
and covering it up. No, they're having kids because they've already always been having kids.
We'll get to that. Okay. The previous fraud facilitates the current fraud in the California
example. True. The way to make this analogy actually work would be to imagine a scenario
where the new wife allows Alex to impregnate her because she's so impressed that he has an 18 year
old son. That would make sense. Something about his son needs to implicate the current situation.
And in the existing analogy, that's not the case. That's fair. With the California stuff,
the idea is that they're stealing the election because they always do. So it's possible that
another way to make this analogy work is for Alex's response to this person to be that his new wife
is pregnant because he only gets romantically involved with women. He's gotten pregnant. Yeah,
that would make sense. That would make sense. The second analogy Alex is trying is that he's
slaughtering a cow while keeping what's left of his previous cow in the deep freeze. This also
doesn't make sense based on what he's trying to say. This would be a good analogy if you were
trying to argue that Democrats kept deep frozen votes from the last election to use in this one
because they won by such a wide margin last time. So they had leftovers or something.
Are they reusable like that? I mean, in terms of keeping cows in the deep freezer,
that's how that might work. I would put the votes in a plastic bag so they don't get wet.
Smart. Neither of these analogies help clarify his point. But Alex insists this is somehow
third dimensional thinking, whatever the fuck that means. Yeah. Really, the only thing that
these two analogies have in common is a sense of time that whoever Alex is talking to seems
unaware of. The child from a previous marriage analogy involves a person who doesn't realize
you could have had a child with someone else in the past. The cow butchering example involves a
person who doesn't realize that the cow in the freezer will eventually be eaten in the future.
The only thing I come away from this convinced of is that Alex is really bad at analogies,
and the people he talks to on a regular basis must have a difficulty with really elementary
concepts, maybe even object permanence. Have we tested Alex on object permanence? We tried to play
peekaboo. I would be interested to know exactly what extent his object permanence lasts too.
I assume it's more than peekaboo. Okay. But is it like six months? If anybody who's involved
with the Sandy Hook trial is listening, on the stand, test his object permanence. Here's what
you do. On the first day, hold up a sign and then see if he remembers that there was a sign in the
room. Anyway, yeah. So in this next clip, Alex discusses the cycle of history.
Some interesting theories about this, but it's pretty simple based on his assessment. Okay.
What happens throughout history? Good question. Stop. Governments get power, whether it be in
ancient China or ancient Middle East or ancient Mesoamerica or ancient Europe. And routinely,
they have periods where there'll be whole kingdoms, whole civilizations of thriving people.
And just suddenly, there's no one left. And the archaeologists go there. There's archaeological
digs in Germany, archaeological digs in Mexico, everywhere. Archaeological digs in Africa.
And they'll build a civilization. And then within 100 years, everybody's dead.
The final phase by the priest class. Sure. Sure. Yes. There is a demonic force, ladies and gentlemen,
that's trying to depopulate us. And they're, they're announcing it publicly. I want to break it
down on the other side. This is the most important broadcast in the world. This is the cycle of history.
Wow. Wow. I wish, I wish there was some way that every archaeological dig throughout history found
like some sort of recording or like a tablet or something. And it's all just the same Alex Jones
ideas. Like every civilization has been ultimately destroyed by somebody like Alex Jones, someone
who thinks that all, all history is a cycle of decadence leading to the priests eating everyone.
There's somebody, there's had to be somebody in ancient Rome just running around screaming like,
they're the priest class is eating people. They're eating people. Almost certainly. Yes.
I would, I would, I would say that maybe in crueler times, they had less of an influence.
Sure. Because they couldn't ever get so much cruelty. Because they could never get to a point
where they would have a radio show. Sure. That's fair. You know, people would just like kill them.
Yeah. And I'm not saying that's the ideal solution. No, I don't think so. I do guarantee that this,
this sort of mentality has probably existed throughout all cultures. Yeah. I would probably
argue that most governments paranoia, right? On a basic level, it's all just like sort of
imaginative creative paranoia. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I suppose you could probably make a very good
argument that every civilization ultimately collapses when the perceived corruption of the
government equals the actual corruption of the government. Do you know what I'm saying?
I hear what you're saying. I don't know how I could test that in the moment. I don't know
I could test your theory. Okay. Let me give you an analogy. All right. So I've just slaughtered a cow.
Yeah. All right. Move on. Deep freeze. Next one. No, like I understand what you're saying. I think
it's an interesting thought, but I don't know if I fully agree with you. I don't know if it's
accurate. I don't know if I fully agree with me. Well, it's well said. It sounds really great. It
sounds almost like an aphorism. Yeah, it really does. Society collapses when the perceived corruption
matches the actual corrupt. It sounds like somebody's heart would say, yeah. Never mind. I take back
my comment because now it's pillow worthy. Yeah. Yeah. So it's probably not true. No,
no, definitely not true. It's probably economics. Yeah. I worry about it being bullshit because
it sounds good. Sounds so good. Speaking of things that are bullshit. Shao Kahn jokes.
Caravan at some point is more than 400 cars. Some join some leave is on its way right now and is in
North Carolina. There's absolutely zero chance that there have been 400 cars in the caravan at
any point and I would be comfortable betting that there wasn't even a total of 400 cars throughout
the entire thing. I would go so far as to bet that the combined turnout for the events that have
happened up to this point on November 12th are barely more than 400 total people. I would agree.
This is insane levels of hubris. Yeah, there aren't enough people in the cars themselves. It's not
like there's four people to a car where if you guys could all afford your own individual cars,
there would be 200 cars. Yeah. No, I do. I'm offended that there probably are 10 cars. That is
to me is shocking and scary. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? Three of the cars
are probably infowars employees. Another one is the guy from just another channel. Another car
is the hippies for Trump. So like they're not busy. No, this is their dream. This is their dream.
Yes. We want to live the hippie lifestyle while also supporting a political mandate
that is trying to actively kill us. My grandpa followed the grateful dead around. I'm following
Owen Shroyer. Oh, man. Oh, that's that's real bad. You know, you know where the best place to get
drugs is the parking lot of an Owen Shroyer show. Who's my real dad, mom? Well, back in the 2020s,
I was a shroyer came through South Carolina and we spent one magical night together on the infowars
caravan. Here you are. Like 70 year old people with infowars caravan tattoos.
Where were you, man? Oh, man, you should have seen it. There were upwards of 50 people.
If you can remember the infowars caravan, that means you weren't there.
You
sad bastards. Oh, it's a bummer. It's just a bummer. It's such a bummer. Anyway, oh, man,
let's get back down. What did you do? I followed Pat Robertson around for a summer. What?
All right. We got, we can't, we can't live in 18 different versions of that exact same joke. No,
we jump back to Alex and I will say that there was one thing that Alex is pretty consistent on.
It's something he's very wrong about. And that is that he does not exaggerate things. He talks
about that a little bit here. I've thought about doing this broadcast for 26 plus years. You always
think about what could be your last broadcast. I'm not saying this is my last broadcast,
but I need to just let you know. I need to explain something to you that I don't exaggerate any of
this. Okay. Most of the time it's worse than I'm telling you. And this could be our last broadcast
next week could be, but the zone we're in right now, the internet kill switch they've got,
they can hit telecommunications as well. And we're in the prime zone for them to assassinate Trump,
set a new cough, anything. Oh, good thing you don't exaggerate. Never, ever feel safe. I don't
exaggerate things, but if you spend one single moment in safety, you're an idiot. Does this mean
that this is the actual last broadcast that he's been teasing doing to like, play after he's done?
If he is, that would already quit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's very weird. I don't know what's going
on because he's talking about this sort of like it could be his last broadcast. It's not. He's
on tomorrow. Obviously. It's on the next day, but like, I wonder, I want him to do that.
Fucking mythical last broadcast already. It has to. Yeah. How can you say I don't exaggerate
things and then say this could be our last broadcast knowing full well that you've got at
least several more months in the, you know, like your very, your very exhortation for money is in
it of itself an exaggeration. Yeah. Cause you're an ass. Yeah. This, this sort of thing though,
this extremeness is, is really escalating here in this, this stretch of time. I guess maybe
Alex is disappointed in the caravan cause he's talking about like, you know, a nuke's going
to go off. Trump could get assassinated or turn off the internet. Why not? Uh, he basically in
this next lip just says, head to the hills guys. It's over. I have been under such stress knowing
that we have a chance to stop this and save billions of people. And the stress has been on
me that I, Howard Stern made jokes about it and it's a funny viral video about how I had three
molars collapsed the last two months. I mean, all my teeth are literally crushing and falling
out of my face. Uh, I have to wear maybe it's those fucking pills and I'm not feeling sorry for
myself. My spirit is absolutely lashing out at this and fighting and God really last night
said to the Holy Spirit to me to comfort me and to say, listen, this is the way it's going to be
and it's your job is just get people ready and you've done your job. Now you just need to get
them ready. So I'm just going to tell you it's all over folks. The best thing you can do is get
to the countryside somewhere and try to dig in because it's all just going to get worse. Holy
shit. The only thing that differentiates Alex from someone like Jim Jones is that Jim Jones was
specific. Yeah. Yeah. Also not for nothing. Like you even responded to this being passionate doesn't
result in grinding your teeth to the point they fall out of your head. However, that's one of the
most common symptoms of stimulant abuse between that pretty much everything about how Alex acts
and the fact that Joe Rogan tried to get Alex to talk about his problem with Adderall on their
last episode kind of makes the picture come into focus. Alex might as well be like a high
functioning cokehead. Yeah. This is this is yeah. Like it all makes a bit more sense when you imagine
that. Oh yeah. He's on stimulants. Yep. That this is a disappointingly simple answer. Yeah. But
probably the correct one. Yeah. Well, I don't think it makes a I don't think it explains
everything. No. There's still a whole bunch of ideas that are bad. Sure. And and it certainly
doesn't let him off the hook for his behavior. No. But it does make it like a lot of things that
don't make sense do make sense when you consider like oh he's just on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's about right. So billions are going to die and you got ahead to the hills. Sure. Right. No.
Alex needs you to know billions are going to die. He doesn't exaggerate that billions are going to
die. Oh shit. They're going to release mass bio weapons and kill billions of people. And I don't
just say that you will watch billions die with blood pouring out of their eyes their ears and
mouths. Okay. Cool. I mean you're you're going to watch absolute mass extermination. We didn't
stand up for the children. We didn't stand up for God and we rejected Christ and Satan now
is coming into the earth and I'm not trying to be negative. Everybody wants to hear all this positive
lies. All you can do is get right with Christ. I can just tell you right now we can hold him back.
Trump may still prevail but we've seen the model of the devil's attack. It's exactly what revelation
says but now we're in it. We are now entering Satan's first big lash with his plan and he'll
keep going and going and going till he makes war on the saints and overcomes them. It's going to be
really difficult to go back to normal after that. There is no we're living in the biblical
end times. There is a like a really easy way to walk back. We're in revelation. Hey guys.
Revelation doesn't include like false starts guys. I got some good news for you.
They close the third seal. They close the third seal back up guys. We've only got to deal with
seals one and two. Let's get to work. Unfortunately there's going to need to be a lockdown to deal
with all these goddamn plagues. We have a special seal sealant. Get the fuck out of here.
It's troubling. It's troubling because like it feels like the only move after this is go away
or become a doomsday like full on religious preacher. Yeah. I think they did all that stuff
when Obama was elected to those the biblical end times. I kept not Alex. No that's true.
That's true. But I heard about the biblical end times. Probably from biblical end times
preachers. Well yeah they can be wrong a bunch of times true but they can't transition to something
less extreme. You know like they can say we were wrong in there or or whatever. Like hey I mean
they could be become a hot dog then. These are the blood moons. This is the real you know you can do
that. That would be fun. Like look last time we thought we knew it was up but this time blood
mode. Yeah you knew that. But you can't be like the world is going to end. I know it's coming
and then be wrong and then be like well what you really need to do is focus on your alderman race
or or whatever or like it. Sure. Sure. Sure. It's really tough to desensationalize. Yeah.
From the point of end times. I mean that's again like the idea of like all right we lost this one
devil's going to win. But we got to focus on the midterms in order to defeat the devil again.
I guess. Right. And the other problem too is if you are an end times type end times always got
to be coming. Yeah. End times cannot be here. No it's really bad when it's here. Yes. Yeah. That's
the money is in end times being coming down the road somewhere. Totally. It really screws
things up when it's here. And I think Alex is going to I don't know. I see this is a bad decision
on his part. So Alex gets to talking about galactic laws contract law for aliens. Sure.
This is really stupid. This is fifth dimensional chess. This is fucking stupid.
I don't know all the timelines but the globalists always tell us what they're going to do
in their internal documents that are public but they don't promote them but it's a metaphysical
rule. They got to tell you what they're doing and kind of leave the plans laying on the roadside.
So you have a chance to read the fine print if you can find it. Kind of a public notice.
That's why you have public notice. They're going to take a piece of property or public notice.
They're going to tear something down or public notice. They're going to take a park away from you.
I was going to give you notice because you have metaphysical spiritual rights
on an unalienable rights to challenge that. This is this is this is common law. This is
galactic law. This is God's law and even the devil has to follow it. This is a comically childish
and stupid view of morality and I would just like to take everyone who claims that Alex is smart
and he has good points and ask them what they think of that because that moral system that
Alex is presenting is really hard to defend if you want to look at human history. It's simple
enough to say that everyone who deprived people of their unalienable rights went to hell after they
died like Thomas Jefferson. Yeah that's kind of a problem. Alex would have to then either say that
slavery doesn't violate unalienable rights or a bunch of his heroes and ancestors are in hell.
But leaving that aside looking at the actions that are ascribed to the devil in traditional
Christian lore I don't see where he's warning people what he's going to do before he does it.
In the Garden of Eden it's God who tells them not to eat from the tree of knowledge.
If God hadn't done that then the serpent would presumably have done the exact same thing it did
in the story and convinced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit. The serpent didn't do anything except a
manipulative evil act. The part where there was a warning came from someone else entirely. So in
order for this to make any sense in Alex's moral conception the morality or immorality of your actions
can be determined by other people's actions. This would imply that it would be very wrong
for me to punch you randomly and without warning. However if someone were to tell you Dan is going
to punch you when you go to his house then my punch would be completely fine because someone
else let you know that it was coming and you chose to come here anyway. In fact in this conception
it could be argued that me punching you is never immoral in and of itself. If my punch is morally
correct when someone else warns you and morally incorrect when they do not the actual distinction
is the warning itself. That's where the moral weight lies. So it becomes a matter of the other
person doing something immoral by not warning you. My punch doesn't matter at all. So then
what if no one else knows that I'm going to punch you? Then apparently I have to tell you ahead
of time that I plan to punch you and then if you come over anyway you've consented to being punched.
This is stupid for a number of reasons. To what extent do I need to make sure that you're aware
that I'm going to punch you? You have to serve people before you punch them. Is it enough that
I mumble it to you as you leave knowing that you'll probably not hear me or forget by the time we
end up getting together to record again? I think you have to put it in a movie. Is it enough for
me to write I'm going to punch Jordan the next time he comes over on a piece of paper that I
taped to a lamp post two miles north of my house knowing that you'll never pass that lamp post?
That's how Arthur Dent got that bypass. Would that satisfy the metaphysical condition,
even though there's literally no way it could ever impact your behavior? Ask the Vogans.
You could say that the warning was there if you wanted to look for it and it's really your fault
that you didn't find that lamp post. It was right there in the open for everyone to see.
To what extent does the person the thing is being done to need to be aware of the thing that's going
to be done to them? This is a question that Alex cannot answer because no matter what the answer
is, shit doesn't make sense. If the standard is informed consent then the globalists need to be
doing way more warning than they're doing right now and honestly would probably need to get
literally everyone to sign off on their plans knowing the implications of what they're agreeing to
so it obviously can't be that. If the standard is that the person needs to believe the warning,
is that possible? Sure. That you need to believe it because even if that's the standard I still
don't think you deserve to be punched for coming over whether or not you believe the warning.
Like you might not believe it. Someone could say Dan's going to punch you if you come over and
you're like, sure, fuck you. Sure. But you understand that this line of thinking makes perfect
sense because of the way that all of these people have to deal with hell. Like, okay,
if everybody that doesn't accept Jesus Christ into their heart is going to hell,
Jesus didn't get his message out for a good long while to the rest of the world. So all of those
people despite never having heard of Jesus Christ spend eternity in hell just because God was like,
nah, geographical product placement. You know, like that's, so your argument then has to be,
well, there's evidence of God all around you. So you should have known that God was real and
obviously Christ, if there's a God, there's got to be a Christ. So it's still your fault.
And that's why hell is justifiable to people who've never heard of Christianity.
That might be, I think that you're trying to bring too much sense to it. And I'm trying to
deconstruct this from an ethical perspective. That's fair. I'm saying that you've deconstructed
both fairly well. Well, see, here's what I think that Alex would say the standard is.
He would say that the standard that you need to achieve is that you need to publicly admit this
somewhere. So even if you do it in code that's only decipherable to a genius like Alex Jones,
that's still good enough. I struggle to see how this qualifies as warning people in an ethically
meaningful way for the same reason that my message taped to a lamppost doesn't seem like it could
reasonably be seen as possibly impacting your behavior. I mean, you know, Dan, we're dealing
with Satan and God. There's obviously a lot of wiggle room in the rules. Those two guys aren't
known for absolute human behavior. Oh shit. Well, we're fucked in order to make this morality work.
It must not be the would be victims of the crime that are required to be warned about what they're
going to this person's going to do. It must be a thing where the act of writing it down and putting
it out there is to serve as a notice to God of their intentions. But what kind of sense does that
make? Also, what are the consequences for breaking these supposed galactic laws? And why should the
devil be concerned with any punishment? He's already the fucking devil. Disintegration is
the punishment he fears most. Well, then what? Okay, so he does that and then he disintegrates.
Great. There's no devil anymore. Hooray. Well, but God would have to create another devil. Otherwise,
his prophecy wouldn't come true. See, again, here's where I'm really struggling with Alex and all
this bullshit. You understand that for your actual religion to not be bullshit, you have to have the
end times. You can't stop them. You can't delay them. It's God's moment. He chooses. There's no way
that Biden is going to affect God's plan. Otherwise, your entire religion is nonsense. Yeah. And you
can't vote on the devil. You can't vote on the devil. Yeah. I'm assuming Job would have had a
different vote. Yeah. This is the moral system of a child. And honestly, it's embarrassing to hear
him try to explain his beliefs. It also kind of makes me sad to hear how small his vision of the
divine is. It's the same kind of bummer I get whenever I hear people on Project Camelot talking
about like alien contracts and stuff. It's like, ugh. Come on. Yeah. Are you saying to me that
even if we get beyond the stars, we're never going to get past the point where a signature is going
to come hold the entire universe together? Yeah. It's still just going to be a signature. Yeah. And
God is trying to get the devil on technicalities or something. All right. Aha. We have him on a
Rico case. Yeah. So at this point, Alex does something incredibly familiar. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are Backline Broadcasting Worldwide. Again, we are Backline Broadcasting Worldwide. I am your
host, Alex Jones. I'm very, very thankful to be here with you today. And I believe I'm connected.
I believe I'm live. But okay, we're going to be broadcasting for a while. I will be back because
I got to reset and go into this. I know I'm cool now. I got to reset. I can't do it. So
there's too much going down here. So as I was saying, I've got some really important news.
We're going to be covering here and you get reset. And I sent you guys a lot of videos that you guys
a lot of things. And so the first thing that I'm going to want to play is whatever you guys want
to. I'll be back in a little while. What? What just happened there? This is an important announcement.
So I was thinking about this and wondering what the fuck is going on. Yeah, Alex is in DC now.
He's already arrived in DC. So you lost the bet. Yeah. So he's freaking out trying to do
this show remotely. And it sounds like shit. Like there's a lot of audio crackliness. It's just
terrible. And honestly, even beyond that, his heart is not in it. So he freaks out a little bit
and he goes to rebroadcast. It honestly wasn't surprising to me at all. It honestly seemed
like a prudent decision. Yeah. The only real question to me is why is he hosting at all?
Good question. Then it dawned on me. There's probably no one else who can host.
Troy is on the caravan. Yep. David Knight is definitely not a primetime candidate. Well,
I think David Knight, he has his own show. Right. And he had a heart attack like a year ago.
Oh, that's true. His workload for his own sake. I think it's I think it's great that he's not
taking on unnecessary burdens. But I think he would probably not be the person you and he's
not going to move product. And Millie Weaver is gone gone forever. Deanna Lorraine is terrible.
She's too green probably for the main show. Same problem with Harrison Smith. Yeah,
like he can fill in on the war room because no one's watching that. But actual Owen show
or actual Alex show seems like it's probably it's probably no good. Mike Adams is gone.
Like he can't talk to Mike Adams. No, of course not. All the fourth hour are fill in hosts are
either like they wouldn't do it. Or how are you going to have three and a half, four hours of
Gerald Salenty? Too much. Are those the funeral bells? Because I can hear Roger Stone's name
coming coming right down. He's day drunk. That's true. He's fucked up. Now that's what I want.
I want three hours of rambly day drunk. Roger Stone. I do not. I listen to it. I do not want it.
Fair. There may literally be no one left at infor was who was able to fill in for Alex.
It's interesting in a way. He's kind of reached the pinnacle of success. But at the same time,
he's right where he started. He's got a giant business with a ton of employees, but he still
needs to do everything himself because everyone sucks. He's the president's biggest cheerleader,
but he's still ignored and cast aside in favor of more seemingly acceptable right wing commentators.
Yeah, same as it ever was. I feel like you should realize that the path he's on leads nowhere.
And it never has. Yeah, it started with him being alone and it's going to end with him being alone.
And good luck to you, buddy. Yeah, except there's some good news. What's that? He goes off air and
he comes back and then he starts talking about having cancer. I was like, wait, what? I was like,
wait, do you actually have cancer? It's like, no, okay. Just the only way I can talk to you
is from the heart and where I'm at before I had all this news. I am devastated. I am devastated.
It's not just that I've learned that I have cancer and then I'm dying.
It's I've learned we all have cancer and we're all dying. I don't literally have cancer,
though you have cancer every day and your body kills with your immune system. Oh my god. Okay.
All right, buddy. Okay. All right. You didn't even need to add that. No, just say I don't have cancer,
not yeah, but I could always be fighting off cancer any moment of any day that weirded me out
because I kind of felt like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, you have cancer.
No. I would believe it. I have terminal cancer. Oh, well, yeah. Okay. Shit. Well, no wonder you
want the world to end. Yeah, your narcissism is experiencing it that way. Well, no, unfortunately,
that is not the explanation. Not unfortunately, I don't even know how I would put it, but like,
that's not the explanation. He just thinks that everyone's going to die, but you should know he's
not happy to report that. Sure. I'm sitting here last night and this morning thinking about what
I'm going to say today on the air because of all the announcements and all the statements that have
been made confirming our worst analysis and then some and I don't feel good coming on air telling you
that we're all dead.
But I want to explain to you the reality of this and we'll do it next segment because I'm very
emotional right now. Sound like it. Yeah. Yeah. Very emotional right now. Oh boy. All right. I don't
want to, man. And now I just, now that we kind of get more of the gist of what he told his kids at
the breakfast table, you're going to watch billions die is like not a good morning. Kids,
you got to head to the hills. Yeah. No kidding. Hey, we can do remote learning as far remote as
we need to be. Hey, look, I got some John Birch Society books. That's all the book learning you
need. So yeah, I mean, we're all going to die and Alex takes no pleasure in reporting that.
That's nice of him. I think he kind of wouldn't be reporting that if Trump had won the election,
which is weird. Yeah. But it turns out the election stolen. They stole this bigger than Dallas in
front of everybody. But hey, if you catch somebody in your house with the safe or in your house with
the computers or in your house with a silverware and then the family heirlooms, do you have a
right to take it back? Damn right. You do. And so they are panicking. They're saying have a coup
against Trump all over the news. They're saying he's insane. He's crazy because he's not going to let
them have this fifth attempted coup against us separately. You've got my commitment to burn
the candle at both ends here, ladies and gentlemen. And we're fighting hard here. We need your financial
support info or store.com bringing a caravan up here and flying here with the crew and all we
love you. We appreciate you info or store.com bringing this caravan up here is a shockingly
pointless and spent a lot on gas for no reason. Owen's a bummer. I do. I do appreciate the if you
catch a robber in your house. Sure. That's good. If you catch, you have a right to defend yourself,
etc. But if instead of doing that, you lose something and then you drive to DC and murder
someone who you've never met before and who's never been to where you live. Not quite the same
as a robber. It's not the same thing. No, I would sort of feel similar to Alex and it does though.
Yeah, because of metaphysical laws. Sure. So Alex is, you know, I think you can tell also from
that clip that the audio has not gotten better. No. And so Alex gets really mad again. Of course.
I'm on the road. I'm here in Washington, DC. I'm having a lot of technical difficulties,
but I'm just going to stay on here as best as I can during the break. We'll try to
fix the big muddy signal. I'm getting blasted in my ear, but that's okay.
That's why I like to go just with a laptop. Just straight sky. It's like sweat clean.
You get this big fan dangled thing. It looks like a space shuttle over here. And it's just,
it just hammers the hell out of me every time. In fact, I'm making an executive decision. I'm
going to rebroadcast. I'm plugging all this. I'm going to laptop because yeah, it'll take a while,
but it's okay. You know, we're real, we're real transmission there. I'm just trying the best
I can here. I'm not complaining either. It's just caught the whole country's going to hell in a
hand basket. Yeah, man. I feel it. I feel it. I'm having broadcasting issues. So of course,
the entire country is falling apart naturally. Isn't my shitty setup just indicative of a state of the
world? Isn't it strange that me, Alex Jones of Infowars would have issues with my phone connection?
Hey, I constantly have these tech issues that plague me in studio and out. And every time I
try and take a phone call from somebody and now here I am trying to broadcast from DC and I'm
having problems. It's somehow I'm surprised by it. It's a shock and the world is clearly going to
hell. Totally. Yeah, I will say that it's not. It's interesting that there's this happens twice
on this show. Of course. I think I don't I don't recall the last time he's done this twice,
but he ends up vamping until the commercial breaks. It doesn't actually have to storm out
a second time. But he ends up leaving early. Of course, he ends up more fun things to do. Yeah,
yeah, definitely. Yeah, totally. So that's what comes down. Now I'm out
riding the range, which I wish I was doing. Checking the fences. I might be wearing a Stetson.
But I don't I'm not lucky enough to do that because my country is in so much damn peril.
But I can't like Hank Williams, Jr. I like to ride my horse and shoot my gun. Country Boys
works is never done. Now the rest of song goes.
Good Lord has certainly made a lot of beautiful women out there, honey. Wow.
Teresa Smith is going to be taken over, ladies and gentlemen.
And I'm tempted to pop back in, but I won't.
I was here mentioning all this news, all this information was unfolding.
Hell, there's been so many people in this hotel room walking back and forth.
I can't even remember what the last clip was I was going to play. What was the next clip, guys?
I was going to get to that's right. That's where I wanted to go. So this is a great
ad for brain force. You know, the sort of new tropics, these supplements that give you focus
and clarity and the ability to really stay on task. Yeah, and ability to they're disintegrating.
That one's also a real eye opener. The ability. Like when you talk about mental fog versus clarity,
you're talking about the ability to do a radio show in a hotel room where there are other people
present. Yeah. God, just boy. Anyway, Harrison Smith takes over for like the last half hour.
And I think that's about right. I think that's that's about what he can handle. Yeah. He's
boring as shit. He's terrible, but give him a little time. Yeah. Yeah. Get his get his feet
wet. Give him five minutes up top. He won't hurt the show. Yeah. Yeah. It's that kind of thing.
For sure. It's that it's that that stand up show. It's like, All right, I want you to get some
experience, but we'll give you a little spot. The host still have to move some product. So
we have to keep the audience happy. So Alex is going to do most of it, although he's not going
to do much. No. So that night or that day in caravan activities, it was really stormy that day
for Owen. So he talked to an underwhelming group of people in the rain in in North Carolina about
how the election was stolen. Sure. And honestly, by this point, the charm of the caravan caravan
had worn off for me. It's redundant. It's unimpressive. And ultimately, it's too obvious
what the game is. This is all about creating the optics of taking your dumb show on the road,
arriving at a much larger event and then giving yourself credit for the turnout at the large
event. Yeah, totally. It's honestly pretty disappointing. There was such great potential
for this road trip in the end. It's really forgettable. Yeah. I tried to find an angle of
something interesting. We talked about the open mic comic who did the Shao Kahn impression.
I tried to see if there was a human interest angle in here somewhere, but there just isn't.
They had the opportunity to do something really interesting and compelling. And instead, they
did exactly what InfoWars always does. They produced a cookie cutter performance that was
meant to create profit and gather attention while funneling support to larger fascist movements.
I'm really disappointed in them, but I also know there's not really anything else they can't do.
The only thing that's even close to interesting in this stretch is they did a damage control video
in Raleigh where Greg Reese and some other employee discuss how someone gave them a book
with a Nazi bookmark in it. Their angle, naturally, is that this was an agent provocateur leftist
who was there to make Trump look bad. Naturally. Although I would argue it's equally possible.
It was just a fan. Yeah. They gave them a Nazi bookmark and a yoga book. After the Raleigh stop,
they added on to Richmond, Virginia. And honestly, it's a fine turnout, but it's more of the same.
My highlight is that a guy is playing the trumpet there while the crowd sings the national anthem
and a shot of the trumpet player happens to include a historical marker in the background.
This was actually shot on the site of the 1863 Richmond bread riot, which is kind of fitting.
The Union forces had hurt supply lines for the Confederacy, so prices of food had increased
in Richmond considerably from history.com quote on April 1st, a group of poor working women held
a meeting in a Baptist church to organize a demonstration against the rising costs of food.
Mary Jackson, a 34 year old mother and Martha Ferguson riled up the audience with tails of
rampant speculation and price gouging happening in the markets. Soon the mob was angry enough to
agree to meet the very next day outside the Capitol building and extract bread and justice from the
men in charge. The governor initially refused to meet with them, but then when he did he was
unsympathetic so the mob went on a tear and started rioting. They stole food but also luxury goods
until the riot police arrived and were prepared to fire. The reason that I think this is fitting
that this ridiculous display was on this same site as the bread riot is because the aftermath of
that riot was that the Confederacy tried really hard to keep it quiet since they knew that word
of this internal chaos would raise the morale of the Union armies. These videos are really things
that Owen and Info Wars should try to keep quiet. They're out there yelling about how this is the
end of the country and this caravan is the last battle and these are the crowds they can draw.
I don't know if that raises my morale but I think it should hurt theirs if they looked at it
honestly. This is not impressive stuff. Yeah, I wouldn't like it. If I was doing that in any
capacity like even like I went on tours where I made negative money and I think I've only
exclusively done that. Yeah, I think I broke even one step maybe maybe for me. Yeah. But yeah,
if I was doing this in any like this would be bad for me on an amateur tour
like that's the level of bad this is. Yeah, you might be able to get like a little bit of b-roll
from this. Yeah, that's true. For a larger thing. Yeah, the camp video, the wrap up video. Yeah,
maybe but it's not. No, this isn't good. It seems to me like this is them throwing everything
they've got. Yeah. The most extreme language, the most immediacy possible and it's still
incredibly underwhelming. Yeah. And I would be embarrassed of that if I were in for wars and
if I were Owen, I would treat this like the Confederacy treated the bread riot. Yeah. And I
would not have the Trumpeteer standing right in front of the memorial of that. I did. Oh boy.
So we jump to the 13th Friday and Alex is back hosting his show again from DC from DC.
That would have been really funny if he'd gone home. Yeah.
Fuck it. We can't I can't do it from here and nobody is home. And Trump called yesterday but I
was napping. Yeah. And I can't call him back. He drove by the hotel and he stopped by and I was
napping and he just couldn't get in. Yeah, they wouldn't let him in because he didn't have a room.
Yep. Classic hotel staff. Yeah, it would be funny if you left, but instead he stayed and then just
did nothing. Yeah. Except for yelling to a bullhorn. That sounds right. But here he is talking
about what has happened on the caravan. Sure. And you would know that this wasn't true. Oh,
if you were keeping up with the caravan. How would I know? We caught Antifa on the way here.
They were following us from Florida up into. Sure. Sure.
Kenyan out of DC posing as patriots and handing out white supremacist literature.
Well, that's going to be their main mission tomorrow. We actually caught them on video red
handed and we actually intercepted their communications. We love you, Alex. Through a source.
Here's our Nazi stuff. Through a mole. I'll tell them we've infiltrated them.
And they're planning to dress like
MAGA folks at the march tomorrow. They're wearing their red baseball caps backwards
and wearing camouflage pants. Uh-huh. This is how they're dressing.
Alex is making all that up. Sure. Sure. And the only thing that's real is that
book that someone gave them with a Nazi bookmark in it that they've decided is leftist agitators.
And now he's turned this into they have a mole and Antifa followed them from Florida up through
the whole convoy all the way up and there's plans for in DC. They're going to show up
with backwards MAGA hats and camouflage pants. Sure. And they're going to hand out dirty literature
to everyone to make the Patriots look bad. So dumb. I can't. I can think of few things that
uh would do more for the cause than uh Antifa joining that Info Wars caravan
as agent profit profit profit coutures. I just don't think there's anything else that could
be done for the movement that would have that much effect. Yep. I don't think I've heard anybody but
me talk about this. Really the caravan is just for them but us. Yeah. I'm not positive
that I've seen any like angry tweets about it or anything. I think I saw a couple people
posting about the milkshake from the truckers. Sure. I think I saw a little bit of jokes about
that. But in terms of this I don't think anybody gives a shit except for them and me. Yep. I don't
think Antifa is following anybody. It's really it's really annoying that you spend all of your
time whipping up white supremacists to fight for you. And then you're like I don't know where all
these white supremacists come from. Must be leftist. Must be Antifa. Come on man. You spent so
much time loving these guys. Let's just move on. It's a little it's a little much. Just say it.
Yeah. It's not going to and it's not going to alienate 48 percent of the country. It's not going
to alienate the people who are still listening to you at this point. Exactly. If you can ramble
about the literal devil all the fucking time and say all this nonsense bullshit and people don't
leave. Yeah. Just mask off man. Toss a sick high. Who cares. Who fucking cares. So but even if he
does do that these listeners not see or otherwise need to recognize that their lives are over.
And so because their lives are over it's time to go yell at the governor. Okay. When you're
tuning in I want everybody to understand your life is over as you know it until you fight back.
We need people every day surrounding the governor's mansion where governor Abbott is.
If he's in a restaurant eating you don't go up and threatening you go up and you say sir
we know you're being blackmailed. We know the lockdown is permanent. Be a leader and stop it.
We need to start his recall. Smash cut to Alex complaining about people yelling at
Trump officials. A bunch of a bunch of leftist provocateurs. Yeah. Also there are 20 states
in the United States where a governor can be recalled and Texas is not one of them. In order
for Alex to do his plan about recalling Governor Abbott he would first need to find justification
for a new law in the Texas Constitution and then get a law passed by the state legislature.
It would be a cumbersome process that he's not up for and honestly would probably just be easier
to wait until he's up for reelection and then field a fringe ass candidate to lose to him and
probably split the vote so a Democrat ends up winning. Also Governor Abbott's not being blackmailed
he's still an incredibly far right politician just not far right enough for Alex. He's failed
Alex's purity tests. It's not illegal to write a law that just says Governor Abbott can never be
governor right. Abbott out. Abbott yeah. No Abbott. No Abbott's forever. Yeah might be an
interesting law. I would be interested in that. I think it would get challenged. Someone would
file a lawsuit. On what grounds? I'm not a lawyer. So in this next clip this clip's a little bit
long but I kept it in because it begins with Alex talking about how he's not into offensive
violence. Sure. And then it's quite a ramble about a bunch of nonsense but I think I needed to play
it's two and a half minutes long but the reason I wanted to play this whole chunk is like if you
listen to this it's sort of an ABA kind of structure where you have the A theme of offensive
violence. Sure. Then B is kind of just random talking points spaghetti up against the wall
and then you return to what the thesis of the initial thought was but by that point your brain
will like if you're not paying attention you'll kind of already have forgotten that that's what
he was talking about. Sure. Okay. And this happens quite a bit but I rarely play full clips
just because it's I mean it's long. And I don't want the offensive violence but I see a lot of
talk online people saying time to dust off the muskets. Here's the issue. Existentially. And
I'll give you these clips of the big news. Under common law, under common sense
you cannot come with experimental dangerous vaccines whether they'd be safe or not and
they're not they're they're deadly and it's obviously the takeover. These people have liability
protection they have long histories of killing people with vaccines they are you genesis that
want to depopulate you. When somebody says I want to depopulate you and he spent hundreds of billions
of dollars he got from big foundations and the robber barons to get control of the world health
system and most nation-state systems he's been thrown out of over 20 countries Gates has
he's in another 140 or so thrown out of 20 countries when you've got something of that
map to replace glass window and he says he's wants to do this and it's what he comes out of
cold springs harbor and the eugenics and then he's coming violating the Geneva convention
violating the Nuremberg code violating international law if the Nazis were coming
to give you a deadly shot or take your kids away you don't just have a right you have a duty to
fight them so they've already shut down the communications almost everywhere now they're
coming now they're going to beta test in Canada and in Europe in this round and in California and
in New York dragging people out of their homes beating people up the don't wear a mask taking
people's children away the UN said that was the goal it's already happened in Australia and Spain
now it's happening in England and they're just normalizing that vans come cops have guns you
disappear and then again if they say you have COVID these are leftist doctors at extermination
centers not guillotines they say oh he had COVID and now you're going to see people take
it to the COVID centers it's already happening in Australia the people die in these you're totally
healthy they take you they go oh he got sick we had to innovate him and yeah he died after two weeks
on a ventilator so they strap you down and the comics Chinese do this and they put it down your
lungs and they kill you and they sit there and laugh at you while you're dying and they turn it up
way higher in fact a lot of the old folks in the blue city areas where they have these killer eugenics
doctors they're in they're in cult bioethics boards like like Ezekiel Emanuel saying he was to kill
old people he he runs this he he hires for decades all all these boards these are psycho killers and
even the medical association said why did you give people twice the pressure you're supposed to
and they're like because they got to get kill numbers so they're coming to kill you they're
coming to kill you they're coming to kill you so you kind of you kind of get what i'm saying
he starts with the presentation of like there's a lot of people who are saying clean off your
rifles and then he gives the appearance of saying that no you shouldn't yeah and that is good for
him because he can sort of point to that yeah as being like this is me pushing back against the idea
of offensive violence totally now the next two minutes is him saying a hundred fucking different
things right you can't keep track of all these various little uh bullshit Ezekiel Emanuel wants
to kill everybody totally yeah uh cult cult leftist doctors bioethics psycho killers do cults create
bioethics boards is that a thing i didn't know that's what the new uh assassin's creeds actually
about god damn Templars yeah um and then it gets to the end and the message that he's trying to
drive home is they're coming to kill you they're coming to kill you they're coming to kill you
this is the answer to the beginning of it yeah this is him saying there is no such thing as
offensive exactly it's not a question of that like existentially this isn't even a question we
need to worry about yep all violence is defensive you got it but he doesn't need to actually say
that if he structures the argument this way and if anybody tries to say like Alex you're
advocating for people to dust off their rifles yep and fire at people yep if they feel like they're
the the vaccine and bioethics board is coming for them or they're someone is telling you to
wear a mask yeah they're trying to get offensive violence so you're anything you do to that person
is defensive and if anybody tries to say that Alex this is what you're saying he can point to like
i said that there's a lot of people who are saying clean off the rifles and i was pushing back against
that idea Alex you are one of them yeah you just did well i mean the larger context of it is the
coward's way of saying exactly that just shoot people that there's no such thing as offensive
violence but if you do commit that one of those crimes i will say that it's a leftist who totally
and that it was offensive yeah and then then they also handed me a fucking book with a nazi
totally book market and followed me from florida yeah jesus christ yeah so in this next clip Alex
talks about a conspiracy that i'd like to see him substantiate at all okay and the police come and
say you're not allowed to criticize the lockdown and arrest them and disappear them and by the way
a lot of these people we try to get them on daria remember that uh what swedish couple was panicking
and they they come and she was organizing a demonstration and they arrested her her husband
they never been seen again last time i heard check on them same thing in australia they've
disappeared thousands of people members of city councils that said no we're taking a military
base they're probably fine some were never seen again what there's a big difference between you
not checking this is what i'm saying this is object permanence yes if they still existed we
would have heard of them about them in the news again yeah since we haven't heard about them in
the news they've never been seen they've been killed they've been disappeared the only explanation
yeah that's really sloppy that's all it takes yeah that's all it takes i would assume i have not
seen my delivery driver for the chinese food that i got last night for 24 hours and i'm thinking about
filing a missing person that's scary um i would assume that if city council members sure that
were being disappeared there would be openings on city councils that were very suspicious we would
at least have elections we'd ever run off why we have we elected somebody somebody disappeared
don't worry about it okay i think that i would update their wikipedia page one thing that would
happen there is paperwork sure yeah definitely you'd be able to point to something definitely
there would be paper conspicuous in its absence for many of this is any proof and when alex says
there's this swedish couple they've never been seen again we should look into them
like that tells me you haven't yeah and you're making that up yeah so why would you say it yeah
so alex goes to calls you take some calls um and uh one of them he offers a job to sure and this guy
is somebody who he'd previously offered a job to okay and he's uh he's like hey uh you know you
said uh give me a half hour show or something and alex is like oh yeah man we're gonna start that up
soon sure he's still planning on starting that show with callers up soon love it um but yeah so
here's what this callers theory is about what the dems are up to i feel like the left is winding
up their people they projected this win so that when trump does win on the day of the eclipse
with december 14th when that all gets sorted out i feel like it's just gonna create bedlam in the
streets and i feel like they're going right into the covid news now to create a lockdown scenario
and all those leftist areas to lock those people down to suppress them even more but if they go
crazy when trump wins to really spoke to civil war and i feel like that's that's really what they
set up uh so that totally agree with you i totally agree with you sir what else you think's coming
i feel like what you were saying about the bio attack thing i feel like just just going with
god here and looking at the alignment and god's handiwork here just there's a great conjunction
on december 21st uh oh my an apocalypse wow it's back i'm sick of conjunction eight years later
it's back sick of conjunctions so that eclipse that's happening on december 14th isn't gonna
be visible in any part of north america but they will be able to feel it it's only gonna be seen
in south america parts of northern and arxia and uh some of uh southwest africa i have no idea why
that would be significant in the united states but go off whatever it's an eclipse eclipses are
global events dan it's the sun and the moon and they're doing a whole thing they're spinning all
the time i grow weary of these sorts of ideas being brought to alex's attention and being like
i fucking love it totally i'm right no of course they're locking leftist down to whip them up into
a frenzy so whenever trump definitely doesn't steal the election and wins it outright they'll
be whipped into a an insane frenzy and start the civil war and they knew that all of this they knew
all of it and they knew they had to do all of this right now because the stars are aligning
and there's an eclipse on december 4 it's the eclipse huh just gotta they gotta do it i am i
you know what i grow weary of anybody who dares take this shit seriously yeah anybody who has the
pretense of like no he actually has some really good ideas he's really he's right about more than
he's wrong about yeah go fuck yourself fuck yourself you never listen to this show if you
listen to this shit you'd be like oh god damn it anybody anybody i challenge them if they think
that alex is more right than he's wrong no kidding explain away tell me tell me about how
eclipses are part of the fucking plan and just do it and every civilization's ended because of
priests eating people yeah in only a hundred years yeah and all of the people are dead to be fair
sometimes it was like a hundred years okay there's different time frames sure but it always ends up
with a human barbecue and the civilization that's turned its back to christian totally it falls apart
yep so instead of just handing off the baton to uh harrison smith on this episode alex has a little
bit of a fancy maneuver and that is he has ezra levant from uh rebel media come on to host for
a couple segments and then harrison takes over nice so alex still gets to leave early nicely done
ezra levant is coming up very excited i'm gonna interview him for a segment that i'm he's a great
talk show host his own right with rebel media he's to take over for two segments and then
we're gonna have uh harrison smith and i want shroyer uh hosting from dc harrison's back in
austin texas the interview is not very interesting at all and the only other clip alex has on this
show before he leaves i think is interesting in any way is this but man i let me tell you
trump won on a landslide everyone i know believes trump on black white hispanic old young i mean
it's like 60 percent support trump everybody knew trump was working his ass off no one votes for
that dead zombie uh biden and kamala that had half a percent support and democrats everyone
hates them that's why the globalists chose them because they're such weak puppets they can control
them so i think we have 60 percent it's just we have to convince ourselves that we are the majority
and start not complying this is in reference to a caller who's like three percent in polls believe
trump won the election yeah he looks like i think we got six i think it's a hundred percent yeah
yeah Jesus so um he talks to ezra levant it's unconsequential and then the show wraps up i think
what frustrates me the most uh is that the principal reason that alex and the conservatives
like trump is because he's a dick to libs yeah libt ears did it never occur to you that that would
motivate libs right uh like yeah say say okay fine say that nobody's voting for biden uh the
principal factor of your guy yeah is making a lot of people hate him yeah yeah that's
motivating and then when you add on like the existential danger that he presents to vulnerable
populations yeah you can probably galvanize quite a bit of support that way as well yeah uh yeah
it's all just dumb yeah anyway on friday the convoy arrived in dc and at that point it's really
kind of pointless to discuss it as it being its own thing anymore yeah from that point on the
caravan just became another group of participants in the larger very sad display in dc here's a
little clip of oh and uh i guess this is their point now okay yeah i've been trying out a new
stand actually on this road so if you guys want to tie this with me i think everybody agrees with
this i'm not sure so if you if you don't agree with this you can just hang your head cover
me
i don't know what they're doing oh man oh god yes we've been wildly obsessed with electoral
politics for the last little while and yet uh here we are trying to overturn an election
while yelling government sucks i just i just you guys don't understand anything well i mean
if you want to be anarchist go for it no of course but they don't want to be anarchist they hate
anarchists no no god i hate these people yeah a government that is not uh fully in line with
exactly what we want in a way that represses the people we don't like sucks that's the real chance
na nazi suck yes na nazi suck on the one hand it's only fair that i congratulate oh and for being
able to get to dc theoretically on time lost me 50 bucks in hindsight this was a miscalculation on
my part because i thought that they were actually planning to do things in the cities that they
went to not just drop in an ongoing rallies for about 15 minutes before leaving they were able
to achieve their goals on their trip because they had no goals so i guess i just overestimated the
project you put together that time schedule where i was like yeah i would say two hours is about right
for a rally yeah you know you're gonna go do some glad-hanting maybe you want to see something in the
town too totally like it's awesome to go around america maybe like and and i know from the times
that i've been on the road like there's just unexpected shit like you might have to take
a shit you might have to pull over totally at a rest stop for a couple minutes and and sometimes
you might get lost how many times have you been on the road and been like i were 10 minutes we're
15 minutes off track it's the doubling back now you've lost half an hour it's the best yeah it's
the best you might even stop and see the world's largest blank it's the best i think that they
probably weren't on time for most of it but they did end up pulling it off and the trip ended up
so like congratulations i mean but they set the bar so low yeah success i had more ambition
for them than they did and that's kind of of course that's kind of sad this is why we're here
yeah with that congratulation out of the way i have to say that this was one of the most pathetic
dismal embarrassing and childish weekends i've ever seen in this country the prelude of alex's
completely pointless and poorly attended caravan tour is what made me pay closer attention but if
not for that aspect i think i might have given this entire million maga march nonsense a pass in
terms of attention fuck it the turnout on saturday was in the tens of thousands but nowhere near
their goal of a million people and well below the 400 000 plus who came to dc for the 2017 women's
march it doesn't even come close to the turnout for john steward and steven colbert's rally to restore
sanity and or fear back in 2010 there are two pieces of the puzzle here that are important to
recognize are both true and seem at odds with each other but are not the first is that this
rally was a horrible failure the turnout wasn't even close to what the organizers and propagandists
like alex would have wanted having built this up as their last fight for the country the fact
that they did a poorly attended caravan leading up to the march only serves to highlight how thin
the support for their causes in other cities around the country even in the more conservative
leaning south their attempt at creating optics of the country speaking out in support of trump has
really only proven that their best shot isn't even a fraction of the people who will come out to
support reproductive rights or civil rights protections there's going to be excuses for
the small turnout there'll be pictures that do look like million people but they're far less
there have already been a ton of attempts to use pictures from the women's march or the march for
our lives protests which have been erroneously claimed to have been from this weekend naturally
there have also been edited videos of trump supporters being attacked where the context of
them initiating the violence was left out these will be the attempts to salvage what the trump
scammers can from this utter failure of a rally the second piece of the puzzle is that the turnout
was still way too high and that's because this rally was explicitly radical this was not a political
rally in the sense that like a march supporting the second amendment or a march protesting a
tax hike might be yep the only reason this rally was happening is that these people decided to
show up to say they don't want to follow the rules of the country anymore whenever there's a new
president elected the side that doesn't win will often hold demonstrations and you're likely to
hear people chanting stuff like not my president and i bet you could find small pockets of people
in those protests who insist the election itself was invalid and the right uh the results aren't
real this weekend's rally was an entire rally that just consisted of that small pocket which is now
i guess the right wing this rally was a collection of really fucked up weirdos alex jones had the
proud boys giving him security apparently one of whom had a pinnish did nothing wrong shirt on
the oath keepers may or may not have had men stationed around the city in case shit got hot
great nick fuentes and his groper uh grippers walked around as completely normal participants in
the affair q and on weirdos were all around naturally this seeming contradiction is the
same thing that haunted every stop on the caravan in every city the turnout they got was
miniscule compared to the way they present their audience every event they held would be considered
a flop by anyone who seriously had the self-image that they do but they don't mean it when they
describe how popular they are it's kind of a joke they know they're lying just like alex does
when he says there were 400 cars in the caravan that's a lie for the benefit of the listener
in the middle of nowhere who thinks they're hearing dispatches from the front line not realizing
that they're being deceived to sell them pills they don't care that there's no one at the actual
rally because on some level everyone at inforce has to know that in a sane world no one would show
up at their rallies nine people showing up to send them off in austin is more than they deserve
based on their credibility work ethic and integrity indeed this is the same dynamic at the dc rally
the turnout is a disaster if you're looking at it is a sincere attempt at a political rally
if you're looking at it for what it is which is a collection of people living in a completely
fractured reality that's at odds with our reality and sees our reality as hostile then the turnout
should be terrifying and a wake-up call any event that would allow people like nick fuentes and alex
jones to speak on their stages is not a political event and i worry that some people there or some
people who might have seen coverage of the rally they might not understand that dynamic and how
extreme the stuff they're seeing actually is i don't know what to think about what the future
holds but i do have a couple of main thoughts that came up the first is that alex is messaging to
his audience is completely out of sync with his public behavior in this period where he's going
to dc and joining in this rally that's trying to reinstall trump as the president of the country
he's simultaneously telling his audience that there's no hope and everyone's going to die so
everyone needs to head to the hills this messaging is discordant and it kind of gives you the
impression that his primary focus is attention seeking behavior and selling survival food buckets
there you go the second is that we are about to be entering a period where fantasies and
alternative realities on the extreme right are going to be coming into large-scale conflict with
what i'm going to call reality as more and more excuses for why these fantasies aren't coming true
become unconvincing the need to escalate will be ever present whereas before uh in his earlier
career alex could justify his conspiracies by pointing to the federal reserve now in the era
of trump in order to make anything he's saying makes sense he needs to evoke the literal devil
end times prophecies outrageously complicated and nonsensical conspiracies and insistences that
everyone he doesn't like is a pedophile without strong forces pushing in the opposite direction
this road only leads to deeper extremism there's no point where someone like alex will be like
all right good job we achieved our goals if he ever reached his impossible to attain goal of
eliminating all the globalists i would bet everything that i own that he'd magically
find a new sect of neo globalists and just knock me down with a feather they all happen to not be
white what i'm saying is i'm worried well i mean extremism on the right has always been there
obviously they're the right that's kind of their position uh but in electoral politics you used
to be able to give them a bone you know like oh uh george w bush lowered the marginal tax rate
that's uh that's like a little like pressure valve you know we got a win you know the president gave
us something we elected him and we got the win that we were looking for now all of the wins that
they want are either imaginary and so cannot be achieved right or impossible and so also cannot
be achieved or will kill everyone so hopefully will not be achieved well even the imaginary so
there's no pressure valve you know other than violence really the imaginary and the impossible
ones the practical real world versions of them are exactly what it would look like if someone were
taking authoritarian rule exactly you know it would be like the prosecution targeted prosecution of
the leadership of the uh like opposition party yeah we want hillary to go to prison that's not
going to happen right yeah yeah the real the real world version of any kind of thing that would be
like ah yes yeah we have gotten what we want yeah would be uh public execution yeah you know yeah so
it's like there's no pressure release valve and if if trump if they if the right hadn't
have weaponized imagination then uh they could have been like oh well trump put up fucking
he dropped environmental protection so we win but nobody gives a shit about that on the right
they just want a fucking murder if alex wants to try and continue his brand he should just be
focusing on the fact that trump got out of the tpp or whatever sure something stay on that talking
point and be like let's build from there but he can't and you're you're messaging on the right
was never economic anxiety it used to come off that way but now it's just full on racism so you
can't even be like oh well we got out of the tpp because of uh economic anxiety or anything like
that it's like well you might want to tell the times that yeah i i think that it's really worrisome
the um just the the rally itself in dc yeah was worrying yeah like this is an attempt to take over
fully the g.o.p with these scam artists yep these trump scam folk yep um and i think that's
probably wise of them i think it's the only thing they can do it's their best shot now yeah
although they'll end up in a turf war with qanon soon enough sure and then they'll fracture the party
and the democrats will win every election moving forward that's probably our our the most likely
outcome of that in the long term is they will eventually kill each other they'll destroy
themselves or or at least diminish their own electoral power sure sure but i meant metaphysics
metaphorically not you know but that's that's like the long term the short term is fucked up
shit yes yes it is always fucked up shit because it is and it's very scary fuck yep oh well anyway
much like everything on knowledge fight uh this caravanity project has started fun and ended up
depressing so great the good news is though in south carolina they did find a homeless man
with a computer chip in his hand but they couldn't get footage of it he gave him that not exactly
there's the problem that's what happened so i resent this so much they ruined my fun i just
want to have fun they just don't understand how to do anything yeah anything how much fun would it
be if one of the videos is just like oh and being like all right we're gonna go to this north carolina
we're gonna go to this roly event but you know what while we're in town i'm gonna try and find the
best hot dog totally something something subpersonality other than we're angry yeah yeah wow we're
angry and we're sensitive yeah that's it like we're angry and we're like please don't hit us with
milkshakes god damn it you gotta gotta hit the car wash yeah oh man anyway thank you all for joining
us on this caravanity project yes indeed um i think that uh i need a day off and so i think we
will be back at the end of the week i think we'll have an episode on friday this week so yeah um
because i also just don't think that alex is gonna be like back to putting out some content that i
can cover in time for wednesday's episode or anything yeah and i don't want to look sorry guys
everybody out there sorry i don't want to cover alex going on tim pool yeah i don't care i don't
respect tim pool enough to deconstruct an episode of his uh squirrely ass plenty of people told me
that uh alex was on tim pool and i was like who the fuck is tim pool and why would i give a shit
yeah uh i he's somewhat relevant to the worlds that we cover but i just i find him so in uns
insufferable yeah and also he seems like somebody who might bother me what type of dude he seems like
the kind of guy who might email me oh he's gonna try and do an episode about it and i just don't
even want to deal with that okay i don't want to wake up someday and see a notification tim pool
wants to debate or something i just don't want to do it uh so yeah i don't know i don't think i'm
going to do that but maybe sometime in the future maybe a sort of a look back thing but there's no
immediacy no i have no interest in i'm fine in covering it the same way we might cover rogan
yeah anyway we'll be back at the end of the week but until then we have a website we do have a
website it's knowledge fight dot com yes we're also on twitter we are on twitter it's at knowledge
underscore fight and i go to bed jordan we're on facebook we are facebook at a dollar show rate
revived you and if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to
help out people doing god's god's work yep we'll be back but until then i'm neo i'm leo i'm dzx
clark i'm darryl rundis i am that trucker who threw a milkshake at the dude in the caravan
andy and chansas you're on the air thanks for holding
hello alex i'm a first-name caller i'm a huge fan i love your work i love you