Knowledge Fight - #517: January 5-6, 2021
Episode Date: January 8, 2021Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at how things went down on Infowars on the day when right-wing dingdongs stormed Washington DC....
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Hey everybody welcome back to Knowledge Fight I'm Dan
I'm Jordan
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones
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Jordan
Quick question for you
What's up
What's your bright spot today
My bright spot today Jordan is Happy Anniversary
For our show
Oh that's right it is our anniversary
We are recording this
January 7th
Yes four years ago
It's crazy
Our first episode came out
What are we doing?
I don't know
How dare we do this for four years
So mad at us
Yeah, yeah, shit
Somehow we are also a cancer on this world
Oh damn it
That was unexpected four years ago
But here we are and it's been a fun ride
At times
Yeah
And we got quite an appropriate gift from the universe
As far as a four year you
Yeah
But it is nice to still be working on this with you
And I appreciate that
So that is my bright spot
No it's beautiful
It's one of those things where I have a hard time remembering that we didn't do this show
At some point
Yeah like there's a part of me that's like
I did open mics
No I remember
No no I was 24
I was in the fucking suburbs and I was doing an open mic
My third of the night and I keep in my memory
I'm like well tomorrow I'm gonna have to record
Like that's how ridiculous it is that we do this show
The schedule has become my part
Something you've super imposed on
Retroactive yeah
Absolutely
What's your bright spot
My bright spot Dan is I got new glasses
Nice
I got new glasses about two weeks after I got these
My dog Jake got a whole of them
And there's tooth marks and the like all over
And that was about a year ago
So I went and got a new pair of glasses
And Dan do you wanna know how stupid I am
How stupid
When I went to get new glasses I was looking at the frames
And I was like oh you know what I'll do
I'll get some different frames
I like the same style but I'm gonna get some different frames
Can I predict what happened?
I got the same exact frame
Exact same frames
Intending to get the different ones
Intending to get different frames I got the same one
Because I am predictable
That's pretty sweet
They look good though
Yeah they look great
So something that doesn't look great is our prospects
We're going to bed at a decent hour
We're recording this a little bit late
Because necessity kind of had to
Yeah you were you know some big news happened yesterday
And you decided to sleep the whole day
You didn't pay any attention to it
You've really like you did maybe two hours of work on this episode
Really thrown it in
Yeah you threw this one on the way
We were talking on Tuesday
We recorded our little bonus scavenger hunt over zoom
Indeed
And after we recorded that we were talking and I'm like
Well tomorrow's gonna suck
It's going to be a disaster
I'm gonna have to work a whole lot
So I'm gonna do nothing today
I'm going to treat myself to a little bit of relaxation
Because I know that Wednesday is going to suck
I didn't think it was going to suck in the way that it did
Oh
At that point I was kind of predicting a dumb rally
But what I was thinking was going to suck
Was that Alex had interviewed Mike Flynn
And I didn't want to deal with that
Oh man
How naive I was on Tuesday
I am the tenth famous person on the plane where the big bopper went down
Not going to be in the news anymore
Yeah Mike Flynn's interview
Gonna have to be on the back burner
Page A26 my friends
I did watch it and it's boring
But we may cover it at some point
Because it is a bizarre thing to happen
You know because you have Mike Flynn
Who's like the hero of the QAnon folk
Who think Alex Jones is like a CIA massage shill
Right
And the two of them are doing an interview where they're like
Hey buddy
And they won't stop talking about it on the episode
That we're going to be going over today
Like it ends with the two of them hugging
Oh great
Love it
Great
Top Pepper describes it as like a really important moment
Yeah
Of course
I don't know how QAnon fans would rationalize that
Like it seems like it would be really difficult for their hero to be hugging a CIA massage agent
I know here's how I would do it
I would say he actually doesn't know anything about us
Doesn't care and would just like our money
Ah
I mean that would be on the level
Yeah
So Jordan today what we're going to be doing
We're going to be going over first of all
The speeches that Owen Troyer and Alex Jones gave
At a Stop the Steel rally on the evening of January 5th
Okay
Then we will be tracking the entire day's coverage
Alright
On Infowars on January 6th
Okay
We're going to start with the American Journal
Call in show
Call in show
No calls
No calls
Why not
Um well I mean nothing had happened by then
No I don't
Um that's early in the morning
It's mostly because the like Harrison Smith is hosting
And he's just basically throwing it to
Just boring
Well he's just throwing it to like Don Junior's speech
Sure
Sure
Then we've got the Alex Jones show
Comes on after that
Right
Also hosted by Harrison Smith
Cause Alex is always in DC
Yeah
And then we've got The War Room
Which is hosted by Tom Pappert
And also Alex Jones and Owen Troyer in DC
Okay
So if I understand correctly
We are playing The Washington Generals today
Is that what's going on?
It is the B string
But it's still important
I do think it's important to look at the
The lens of how the coverage on Infowars went
Because you can see Alex's hand
Totally
Editorial control
You can see the training that these people have had
Under Alex
And Alex does show up a bit
And he's yelling
For sure
For sure
And it's a load of nonsense
Yeah
But I apologize to everybody
I have been working straight through
All day yesterday
I forgot to get names for Wonks
So I'll tell you what
Before we start today's show
I'd like to say thank you to everybody who supports our show
And also everybody who likes the show
But doesn't support it
I'd like to thank you
Anybody out there who needs this today
Who needs a nice little pick-me-up
Yeah
You're a policy Wonk
You know that
I'm a policy Wonk
Thank you
Thanks everybody
Put a smile on your face
Thanks to all the Wonks, non-Wonks
And I guess people who are hearing this
Ten years in the future
Sure
Yeah
So yeah, on Wednesday
There was the planned rally in DC
We knew that there was
Went off without a hitch
Man
I was not surprised
In as much as they've been talking about this
For a long time
And Alex has been trying to incite an event
Like people storming the White House
Sure
Or not the White House, presumably
The Capitol building for quite a while
That has been something that has been
A predictable conclusion from some
Sure
But I would be lying
If I said I wasn't still like shocked
Yeah
I wasn't ready for it to happen
Right
I thought it was going
Like I said already
I thought it was going to be another dumb rally
Where like Ali Alexander says a bunch of nonsense
Yeah
No one goes home
I was taken aback by how quickly things got out of control
How extremely they got out of control
Yeah
And I was pretty surprised
Watching Alex's coverage of it too
Yeah, I'm interested to see
I was trying to avoid dipping my toe
Into how the conservative media
Would react too much to this
So I didn't get a whiff of
Ruining the whole premise of the show
Which is that I don't know what Alex is going to say
So I'm very curious to see how they all take this
As a glaring loss
And that they're all a bunch of embarrassing morons
I think that's what they're going to
I think this is interesting
Because you and I have very different takes
On the events that transpire
Yes, very much
Over our text messages
We've been going back and forth
And there's a little bit of a disagreement
And I actually think that both of our positions
Have merit
And there's
Validity to both of them
You believe that this was an optics disaster
And they all looked like dum-dums
And this is going to be crippling
To the right-wing extremist movement
Yeah, I would argue that
And I can see where you're coming from
And I think that there is a place for mocking
And I think that that is something that is
You know, valid to be part of the conversation
Sure
Personally, I see patriot lore being established
And that worries me
I see, you know, the way that Alex talks about
Like Colonel Travis and his time at the Alamo
And it's like, this isn't history
Sure
This is patriot lore
Sure, sure, sure
This is something like a misunderstanding
And a misrepresentation of the past
Yeah
I see that happening in the present
And I see all of the elements that are necessary
In this event to become a part of patriot lore
That is really encouraging
And inspiring and dangerous for people in the future
And I don't think that you don't think that's valid also
No, I think that's one of the weird things about
Our general disagreements is
I think you're probably right
If a certain couple of variables
Like, our worldviews are just like
A couple little variables twisted here or there
And we disagree
Otherwise, I think
Even then, we're still coming at it from the same like
This is where all of these people think
Yeah, and I think that some of these differences
In our perspective
I hope they can be more fleshed out as we go along
Through the episode
Yeah
As we see the impoverished coverage
I think it's interesting
I think it's very interesting
Yeah, so we're gonna jump in with the speeches
At the Stop the Steel rally
But before we do, here's an out of context
Drop from today's show
God and His consciousness creates the ocean
That creates the waves
On which Donald Trump or an Alex Jones
Are you right in on
Yep
So God creates the ocean
The ocean creates the waves
And Donald Trump, Alex Jones, and you
Ride them waves
Great
Alex might have been fucked up
He seems like he's gassed
Like he's running out of breath
It's a mess
He's not...
God, it's another instance
Of him being the guy at the comedy show
You never want to go after
You don't want this guy in the middle of the booking
Not where it's supposed to be
No, because he's going to burn out the audience
Yep
With just...
You can't do it
No
I mean, even if the guy in front of you
Is only doing 10 minutes and you're doing 45
If he gets eight standing ovations
You're done
Yeah, you're fucked
Yeah, the end
So we start with Owen, though
Owen opens for Alex
He does a tight five
Let's say
But he starts off by ripping off Alex
President Trump is watching this
And he's very excited at what he sees
And he's going to have some big announcements
For us tomorrow
I believe
Thomas Jefferson once said
When the government fears the people
There is freedom
But for too long now
The people have feared the government
Well, in January 2021
That changes
That looks a little worse in hindsight
We've been over this before
But that isn't a Thomas Jefferson quote
It's from a 1914 debate against socialism
Delivered by John Basil Barnhill
That over the years has been misattributed
To a bunch of people like Thomas Paine
And Thomas Jefferson
Perhaps more interestingly, though
In that clip, it appears that Owen's trying to promote
The idea that Trump is going to show up at the rally
The next day
This was the first instance of
An infowars employee behaving in a way
That led me to believe that they had no idea
People were planning to storm the Capitol
The next day
They are acting 100% business as usual
Promoting what they expect will just be another afternoon
Of profitable terrorism edging
That they're going to be playing
And that's kind of the vibe that I get
This is all like an infowars business as usual
Just Owen being a dumb shithead
And the theme is
Four more years for Donald Trump
I think all of us can get behind that
I'd like to see a thousand more years
Of human freedom
And a thousand more years
Of the United States of America
Then deal with climate change?
You don't fuck
It always happens
Oh my god, they're so silly
It always happens
The USA chance break out so easily
Here's the problem
Here's the problem with these
I'm going to give you this right now
There's only one
There's only one that I can see
Here's your audience
Those dumb-dumbs
You can steal anything
You stole a Thomas Jefferson quote
From not Thomas Jefferson
And they still bought it
Why wouldn't you go out there and be like
Would you rather have a Lexus or justice
A dream or some substance
Why wouldn't you go dead-pressed?
Why wouldn't you do something real?
To quote Thomas Jefferson
Exactly
They schools don't teach us shit
Seattle Playwrights
Just stay awake
Or try and get really fancy
And just completely lie to the audience
And be like, grapes don't exist
Let's fucking shoot the moon
Where's our line?
What's the line?
I think that the fake Thomas Jefferson quotes
Are just something that's so in the pocket
For them that it's safe territory
No, you can't go wrong
No
Also, I would say that even under ideal conditions
I don't know if America could last another thousand years
Climate change on how we're standing
That's still a long time for a country to
I guess maybe
But it could still exist in some fashion
But not as a global superpower
I mean, it'll probably be more like the Holy Roman Empire
Was in Germany for a while
That kind of thing
It would be bizarre to imagine
Continuing at the status thing
That this country is for that long
The United States of America
Will just be small parts of Montana
That cut apart
It's foolish
On Owen's part
But I will say
I think that Owen feels the itch
To get into a line of work
That you and I used to explore
Okay
I think he wants to start doing open mics
You think he wants to do little bits?
Well, you remember when he took the tank down to the Austin
That's true
But they're getting ready to go on the caravan
Yeah, and he was workshopping bits in the
Right
To empty traffic
He was doing jokes
Sure, sure
He's got a new bit
Okay
But you know, Nancy Pelosi said that you can no longer say
Mother and father in Congress
Did you see this?
Well, I got news for Nancy Pelosi
Trump is your daddy
Good bit
Good bit
Solid piece of work right there
We're doing the you can't say mother and father again
24 hours prior to the fall of the United States government
A nuclear power
One of the leaders of the resistance said
Trump is your daddy
Yeah
Great
Five years ago
They did this
You can't say mother and father, paranoia and panic
It's great to see them bringing back the hits
It's about time
So this is in response to Nancy Pelosi and the house updating their rule book
And so the actual text of the rule book doesn't include gendered language
But that doesn't mean that you can't say mother and father
That's not like it's against the rules
It's just not in the text of the rules
Right
This is like Skinner, you know
They've been doing new stuff for five years
But whenever you go in public, you still got to play the hits
But you know
Yeah, but this would be like, you know
You don't play Free Bird for a few years
And then you bring it out as if it has never been played before
They've just been on the radio too much
They haven't been in public
They haven't really had that chance to get a Free Bird out there, you know
I would say that Free Bird is a long song
An Owen Shroyer set is not long
That's a smart move
This is no stairway to heaven
This is a in and out
Okay, all right
Two and a half minute pop song
Okay
He's getting out of there
And he's also another stand-up reference
It's a shotgun situation
Okay
He's introducing Alex
All right, that's good stuff
He's coming up next
Nice
It's my pleasure to introduce a man
It's my honor to introduce a man
Who was the genesis in many ways
Of this second American Revolution
Dear FBI
Alex Jones was in many ways the genesis of this
That started with one man on public access television
Will tomorrow turn into millions of Americans
In the streets of Washington D.C.
To take our republic back
And that man's name is Alex Jones
Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Jones
I really also does not look great in hindsight
Oh, man
I want that on my wall
Only one man on public access in Austin, Texas
Is responsible for everything that happens tomorrow
I just want any law enforcement entities
That may be recording this speech as we speak to know
This is all on Alex Jones
Tomorrow will be the culmination of his professional career
I'm just saying
If you want to stop this movement
Get Alex Jones
It's all on him
It's only him
I'm throwing him under the bus by way of flattery
This is the greatest man who is responsible for everything
I found myself feeling a lot of that
In hindsight, this is terrible
But then the other thing that I was feeling was
There's a lot of stand-up shit in here
Like Owen's doing some stand-up
Getting the crowd to chant USA is pandering on sense
And Alex basically starts his set with like
Give it up for yourselves
He does like a give it up for the wait staff
Get the fuck out of here
I'll tell you who I'm excited to hear to see
It's you, the American people
Unified in resistance to the New World Order
Give yourselves a round of applause for coming out tonight
What a lovely audience
You guys are the best
Okay, if I'm doing my set
I want to open with three applause breaks
Doesn't matter
I want to say give it up for your wait staff
Hey, give it up for yourselves for coming out tonight
Hey, ladies and gentlemen
How about those sports teams?
Or a nice gracious move
If maybe you're the headliner
Give it up for everyone else you saw tonight
Absolutely
Get that number three in there
And then get your set going
So Alex at least has maybe learned that
As a little bit of etiquette
Which I haven't seen in some of his other speeches
So I think that might be a performance evolution
On his part
Yeah, I mean so many failed right wing comics
Are these people
So I assume Alex has spent a lot more time
With failed right wing comics recently
It's possible
And maybe he's going backwards
Maybe he's Benjamin Buttoning it
And now he's going from right wing
Reactionary to
Yeah, too successful comic
That'd be the worst part
Nails it
I've seen him do stand up
Okay, well, we have to
Yeah
But he does have a head start
On other, let's say, younger comics coming up
Sure
And that is
Well, there's that
But he's also got a catchphrase
And he's got a catchphrase that apparently
Audiences will chant with him
Get the fuck
They have tried to steal this election
In front of everyone
And as I told them 20 years ago
I tell them again
I don't know
This is gonna end
What if they want to fight
They better believe they've got one
What?
What?
He's got his own get or done
People will call in response that shit
Yeah
Get the fuck out of here
Yeah, that was wild
I have never heard that before in my life
Oh, he yells that all the time
Yeah, but I mean
If you think, you know, if you want to fight
You better believe you got one
Right
Yeah, that'll work
But I mean, like, that was a long thing
For people to remember
Yeah
It shocked me
It's a little the length of the Lord's Prayer
I'm just saying
I don't remember all of the Lord's Prayer
If I was up after this
I would be worried
I would start with the Lord's Prayer
To bring the energy down again
I would be super worried
Because it's like, alright
Either he's gonna fuck this up
Yeah
Or I'm not gonna be able to follow
Right, right, right
One of the two
Yeah, yeah
Anyway, he almost alienates the audience
Alex Jones is the Loren Hill of the right
He almost immediately after this
After getting a get-or-done style chant
Yeah
He almost alienates the audience
By accidentally saying that Hitler was bad
Hitler was a monster
Stalin was a monster
But what Mao Zedong and Xi Jinping did
Overshadows their crimes against us
Against humanity
Every crime they commit against a Muslim
A Christian, a Buddhist, an Agnostic
A Chinese, an African, a North American
It doesn't matter
I think he's fucked up
It's a crime in the eyes of God
You can tell that Alex is a serious scholar
Of Chinese history in the Chinese Communist Party
Because he knows the names of Mao and Xi
Yeah
I actually kind of think that he doesn't realize
That Xi isn't Mao's successor
And I'd love to bring up Hu Xintao to him
Because then he would say who?
And then we'd end up in a vaudeville bit
I would legitimately like to ask him
If he knows that Chairman Mao had a wife
I would be interested to know if he thinks that
The whole time it was just him
I don't know
You know
I don't think he knows a whole lot more than a couple names
I think that you might be right
Some broad strokes and maybe something he read in a JBS pamphlet
Could be
Leaving that aside, it's important to understand
That Alex is lying to this audience
In a very real way
He doesn't care at all what China does
To the Uyghur population of Muslims
Except when he can use their pain as a weapon
Against his own enemies
In this case, he's in front of a crowd
So he wants to establish the moral high ground
Against their imaginary evil enemies
Who support China's treatment of Muslims
When he's alone on his own show
Speaking freely, he sounds a little bit different
Like he did on May 26th
But from Michigan to Texas
From London to Los Angeles
From Rio de Janeiro to Berlin
There are called the prayers
I don't like to call them Chinese
But they don't put up with that
Because they know it's a group trying to take them over
Hey, Chai Khoms, do your thing
Don't try to take me over
Do your thing
Do your thing, Chai Khoms
Talking about their repressive treatment
Of certain Muslim populations
Yeah, do your thing
No, he cares, he cares
Well, but it's useful
Well, I mean
What Alex is doing here on stage
Is exactly what he and his friends
Accused the entire left of doing
Virtue signaling
Alex doesn't care about how China treats Muslims
Because if Alex had his way, the only Muslims
That would be allowed in America would be the ones
Who agreed to convert to his bizarre,
Idiotic version of Christianity
Quite simply, Alex is using the false impression
That he's offended by how the Chinese government
Treats the Uyghurs in order to pretend
That his criticisms of China come from a sensible
And real place, when in reality
They're mostly just re-warmed
Up John Birch society
Cold war nonsense
It's a bummer, but also
Alex does seem a little bit fucked up
He's a little messed up
He's having a good time
Yes, I agree
Currently, I would say
On the countdown of ways to learn
We've gone from ten to about eight
When he gets down to a four
We know we're fucked up
Right now there are eight ways to learn
I would say that he's having a good time
And more importantly, he has had
A good time before this
That's fair
He's been having a good time
That's a fair characterization
And I think, like I was saying
He's gassed, like he has no cardio
If you're a comic and you want to be
Like a high energy comic
You'll quickly learn that if you're out of shape
You're going to have a really tough time with that
You see comics who are like
Maybe a little bit more energetic
Sometimes they'll be sweating
And it's because it's hard
It's hard to keep that energy up
And I think Alex is learning
I'm sweating now
We're only a half hour in
Alex is learning this the hard way
And just as authoritarian throughout history
Have bet on the Bolsheviks
And bet on the Nazis
And bet on every other form of tyranny
Their bet will fail
I guess you're right
Because there is a God
That created the universe
And there is a God
That inspired our republic
And there is a God
In the control of the affairs of humans
And that God will see us through
If we are loyal
I don't know if it came through as well
On the audio
But you can tell he's getting his breath
After just about every other word
And it doesn't look comfortable
But he also, you know
And there, you know, gets into safe territory
Start this getting into religion
Get into God
Get in or get out
Yeah
And once you start talking about religion
It's important that you level with the audience
You gotta be real
You gotta be real
Let's hear this one
But make no mistake
Make no mistake
I'm like being completely honest with you here
Things are gonna be rough
Things are gonna get bad
We've already allowed the murder
Of 60 million babies in this country
And there's so many other evil things
So we're deep down the water
We're hundreds of feet deep
It's gonna be hard swimming back to the surface
And not everybody is gonna make it
But that's okay
Because in the end
God will fulfill his destiny
And will reward the righteous
Outside of like some surface level stuff
This is exactly the kind of speech
I would expect to hear at an ISIS rally
Yeah
You know, there'd be some different decoration
And some different themes maybe
But this is totally...
This is culty
Yeah, these guys are ISIS
It's really messed up
Man, I am so happy to remember
How many times people told me years ago
Don't call them ISIS
That's offensive
That's too much
They're ISIS
Love it
Love it
Fuck you, the past
No, I mean
It's possible for you to have been onto something
And also wrong then
I am aware
I am aware
But maybe not now
Just as we see in the Bible
And just as we see in history
God rises up men who are real
Not men that are perfect
Not men that are above reproach
But real men like President Trump
Who has fought hard for our republic
Who's fought hard for justice
Who's done the best job he can
And because he has represented us
He is under attack
So we hold up President Trump
Before the creator of the universe
And we say thank you
For trying to send us a deliverer
Though he's not perfect as we are
But we pray for him
And we pray for America
And we hold him up in this hour of peril
Sounds like his voice is about to bottom out too
Like, give up the gasoline road warrior
Wow
Thank you
Alright
Okay
Thanking God for sending Trump as a deliverer
Oh boy
Yeah
It's funny to hear that speech
Like broadcast on TV
And like know it
Like, you can't
I'm not positive
That speech was broadcast on TV
Oh that's fair
I meant in a more like
A ethereal sense of it
Traveling throughout space
It's sent to a satellite
It's on the like side broadcast network
And then sent back down
Sent around everywhere
All of this happening instantly
In his pocket is a small little brick
With all of human history recorded inside of it
And he's like
We've got Trump as our deliverer
Because of God
It's super weird
What world do we live in?
It's super weird too
To imagine that signal
Like going into people's homes
And then at least one person
Is watching it like damn right
Yeah
That's very bizarre to me
Like seeing this
You realize a miracle is in your face
Well
I mean seeing this speech
Yeah
It's like yeah
I get what Alex is doing
Like I kind of understand what he's up to
It's baffling to me to imagine
That you know people are like
Wild
Yeah this is good
Man
This is entertainment
Absolutely
Or like this is inspiring
You know who my favorite character
In Fury Road was?
Immortan Joe
I thought he was the guy I wanted to follow
Ride or die
Immortan Joe
Well it could not be worse than Bill Gates
Okay
I know that
Okay
Also by the way
I was looking around on band.video
Okay
And there's a new section on there
And it's just titled
Bill Gates is Evil
I guess
That's also a folder I have on my desktop
But yeah
I guess that's what Alex is doing
Instead of making that documentary
About Bill Gates
He's just got a place where he's posted
Some shitty videos about him
That's nice
Organize it
Yeah but he doesn't run the world that Bill Gates
But is God in control of human destiny
Not Bill Gates
Not Warren Buffet
Not Lord Rothschild
Nothing almost
And it's that simple understanding
That God of the universe is in control
Not the globalist who want to play God
We recognize God
We connect with God
And we transcend the Satanist by doing that
I think people were worried about when that sentence was going to end
Yeah
Yeah that one kept going
Yeah
That one kept going
I think Alex didn't
He was trying to find his feet
I don't mind a run on sentence
I don't mind one
But there are times when you shouldn't
Yeah
It felt like the sentence was as drunk as Alex appears to be
To sort of staggering forward
And there you go
Hello
So this next thing that Alex says
Also doesn't look great in hindsight
Tomorrow is a great day
We don't quietly take the election fraud
We don't quietly take the scam
And believe their BS
We've seen the evidence
The system has had to desperately engage in this gambit
To maintain control
But this will be their waterloo
This will be their destruction
Doesn't look great
I would say that if I were Alex
If I were confronted with that
I would be like
I wasn't talking about waterloo the battle
I was talking about the Abbason
This is all political
Political only
I am not talking about literal events
Yeah that would be smart
Depicting war
So now here was my concern
When I was talking about being the person who comes up after him
He's going to lose the crowd
He can't keep this up
He's burning up
He's coming in hot
And he's going to burn out fast
Bernie Adams up next
Wait what?
Alex starts dipping his toes into COVID denial
He starts losing the audience a little bit
We're just not here
Come on man
This is about this
Cool
But we're not here for this
This is a stop the steal rally
And the world is watching
Everything you do
With the big tech censorship
And the economic attacks
And the COVID lockdowns
And the UN martial law
World government
For told for thousands of years
Is now upon us
And is pathetic
And it will be defeated
We finally face
The world government chicken little
Witch hunt system
And we have the deaths of 2020
From the CDC
61,000 more people died
In 2020
Then died in 2019
And when you count
When you count the drug addiction
The drug overdoses and suicide
Less people died
In 2020
Than died in 2019
This isn't your fucking show
Hooks
That it is
COVID-19 is broken
That wasn't me
But you
Have to go out
And you have to expose it
It's falling apart a little bit
I think you should have left that one
The wheels are off the wagon
Alex is a little bit drunk now
Alex is a little bit too drunk to stay on target
I think he's just
Got good to abuse
Sometimes he'll be on stage
Your first three bits will land
And you're like I'm gonna try out something new
Nope
I fucked up
I think he's in a nice little
World of like
Hold on
I'm gonna do one more bit
That last one didn't land
So I'm gonna do one more bit
And then that one lands
And you're like oh shit
I'm gonna do one more after that
I'm gonna push it
I'm gonna keep blu-blutting this ride
No one's gonna get this
But he's Mike Sheehan again
Yeah exactly
Yeah
Yeah I would say that's about right
So when you're in that circumstance
The only thing you can do
Is retreat back to what was working
Yeah
Try and be like okay
I was being dirty earlier
I tried to be like more introspective
And observational
They didn't like that
Gotta go back to dick jokes
Don't be mean to Hitler
I realize that if you're mean to Hitler
It's bad
Yeah
Religion was popping the crowd
Let's go back to religion
Let's do it
So we must now
Pray for President Trump
And lift him up to God
And ask God to give him the guidance
And the discernment
And the leadership
To make the decisions
In God's plan
That bring down the New World Order
Got him back a little bit
Alright
Back on his side a bit
It should be harder than that
These people are not very smart
Nah that's fair
They believe things like that
Like that fake Jefferson quote earlier
And now Alex pulls out a fake Churchill quote
Churchill gave a famous speech
Where he said all I can promise
She was blind and pain
And war and suffering
But the alternative
Is even worse
Total slavery
So we don't care
What the New World Order does
We commit to Christ
And we commit to war
Against the globalist
With the truth
And we will never surrender
I may be wrong
And I'm open to admitting that
If Alex would go and provide that citation
But I think the quote he's trying to remember
Is from Churchill's first speech
As Prime Minister in the House of Commons in 1940
The part Alex I think is misquoting is
Quote
In this crisis I hope I may be pardoned
If I do not address the house at any length today
I hope that any of my friends and colleagues
Or former colleagues who are affected
By the political reconstruction
Will make allowance
All allowance for any lack of ceremony
With which it has been necessary to act
I would say to the house
As I say to those who have joined this government
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat
The blood, toil, tears, and sweat thing
Is an attempt to stress to his government
That he's working hard despite a short speech
Yeah, I'm promising you the blood
Yes
After this Churchill comments on his strategy
For fighting World War II
Which is the other part of what I think
Alex is mixing up here
Quote
You ask what is our policy
I can say it is to wage war
By sea, land, and air
With all our might and with all our strength
That God can give us
To wage war against a monstrous tyranny
Never surpassed in the dark, lamentable
Catalog of human crime
That is our policy
You ask what is our aim
I can answer in one word
It is victory, victory at all costs
Victory in spite of all terror
Victory, however long and hard the road may be
For without victory there is no survival
So the elements of the...
Slightly more eloquent than Alex makes it sound
I will give you blood
I'm reminded of the great Churchill quote
What is bested life to crush your enemies
With blood heathen driven before you
And hear the lamentations of the weapon
Yeah, that wasn't good
I think that that is definitely the quote
That he's mixing up
Because...
It sounds right
Whenever he does his really shitty Churchill impression
That's the by land, by ah
That's the quote that he does
I assume it's the only reference he has
It's whatever pull he has
And however he's changed it in the moment
In his drunken, idle brain
So I know that a lot of people are struggling
I think a lot of people had a tough time
With watching the events that unfolded on Wednesday
Granted this is Tuesday
But Alex still recognizes that there's a lot of people in pain
Maybe some people in the audience are feeling in pain
And they shouldn't
This is his message of...
Unity
No, God knows
No, this is what he's bringing the country together
He wants to comfort anybody in the audience
Who might be feeling alone
Alright, good
Never, never, never, never feel alone
No matter if you're in a jail cell
Or no matter if you're dying of cancer
Or no matter if your car broke down
In the middle of the desert
The God of the universe built you
The God of the universe loves you
And the God of the universe will deliver
And fulfill you
But you must have faith and open that channel
And that's why in closing
I'm so honored to be here tonight
Okay
Alright
I love the idea of Owen Schreuer sitting off like stage left
And just being like, this guy's got the goods
I will follow... Oh, Captain, my captain
You're sitting there taking notes
Owen is in the back listening to his set
He'd recorded his set
Yeah, yeah, of course, in order to improve later
Because he's got another set to do later on tonight
He's waiting for his buddy to get done with his set
So they can both get in the car and go to
Fucking hidden shamrock
Why not do it?
Although I do hear that
And I kind of think to myself
It would be really interesting to see
Alex Jones' motivational speaker
You know, like, hey
Hey, you lost your job
You lost your job, that sucks
It sucks, man, it sucks
But guess what? You're made in God's image
There's no matter what you got
He just minimizes your problem
And just tells you that God made you out of stardust
Or whatever
Hey, I know you're poor
God's fine with that, though
Come on now
Let's get it together
Let's move on
So here's the end of Alex's speech
And where we will leave the Stop the Steel rally
From January 5th
The marvelous want to blame God
They are not God
And the answer to their 1984 charity
Is 1776
1776
1776
1776
1776
I'm so honored to be here
With General Flynn
And Roger Stone
And others coming up
But they are just as important as you are
Whether you be black
Whether you be white
Whether you be old
Whether you be young
God made you
And God loves you
And they will never separate us
We will prevail
Amen
Whoa
Wild
Very weird
Yeah
You gotta end on 1776
You bet
The end
The end of set
You don't need to reveal that you've completely blanked
On who else is speaking
Nope
Except for General Flynn
Nope
You don't need to end with Amen
Uh-uh
Yeah, you can end with the chanting of 1776
You nailed it
Although he does still leave the question in your mind
What does he think that means?
You got people storming the capital the next day
Yeah
You got him inspiring chants of 1776
Sure
Sure
It kind of, I mean, look
Are you drawing a connection between the two?
I'm not necessarily
I'm just saying there's a narrative consistency
It's one way to put it
Yeah
If these two events were in a fictional story
And the author were arguing that one led to the other
It would make sense
It would make sense, yes
I'm not saying that they do
I'm not saying that Alex did cause anything
I'm just saying
From an entropy standpoint
If you were going to put one in front of the other
I think you'd know which you would choose
Mm-hmm
So now we go to the sixth
And we will be here for a while
We'll be spending a little bit of time in the infamous trenches
Yes
Okay
But it doesn't happen until almost the end of Alex's show
Sure
Actually, probably in the second hour, I think, is when the actual
Going over the barricades
Yeah, when it started popping off
And then it proceeded to get wild pretty fast
Yeah
And, um, yeah
We'll deal with that as best we can as we go along
But we're still in this sort of much more innocent time now
Because we're listening to the American Journal
Sure
Which, again, is supposed to be a call-in show
There's no calls
There's no calls
No calls
Zero calls?
Not even one call
I remember Alex saying that whoever's hosting this show
If they're not taking calls
They're not going to be hosting it anymore
Harrison, you're fired
We are going to get a 17-year-old host very shortly
I think we already have one
Oh, that's true
Harrison could be a baby for all I know
I think he's like a high school sophomore
He's there on an internship
Sure
He's an AV club guy
He's got an extra block free and they let him do a work program
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alex is sponsoring him at the local college
Yeah, he gets credit
We're at high school
Yeah, I like it
One of the news of the day for him at the beginning
Is that there's this Trump rally that's going to be going on
But also a Georgia got stolen
Wow
What do you expect?
They haven't been punished
Of course they're going to do it again
And so they did it again
And so Georgia looks like it was lost
I think one of the...
I'll get an update here
But as far as I know both races are projected to be Democrat victories
Although one is still on that hairline victory margin
Donald Trump Jr. is live right now on the stage
I want to go to him
He I think has a major future
If there's anybody that could succeed his father
Succeed his father
I remember seeing him give a speech at the RNC in 2016
And thinking, I'm putting my money on this guy
This guy can carry his father's mantle
And keep that torch lit
Let's go to him now and watch this live feed
This Don Jr. kid's got something
Wow
Yeah, so he's the future
I think Harrison's the future for sure
The way he intro'd that clip made me real excited
Pumped
To hear what I wanted to hear
Yeah, Georgia's been stolen again
Because they didn't get punished for stealing last time
Sure
Yeah, why not
I found myself very bored listening to Harrison
But I do think that he has a word-a-day calendar
Oh yeah
Because he would not stop fucking saying abrogate
He said abrogate a lot?
Alright, get the fuck out of it
I was going to make a supercut of it
But I got to like three or four times that I'd cut it out
And I was just like, I don't even care anymore
Did you get at most one abrogate per week?
These people were
Max
Like Pence has abrogated
See, Max
Yeah
That's a mess
Anyway, there's a lot of stuff that I was listening to
That would have just sounded like
Oh, look at this braggy bullshit
If people hadn't
Rushed
Stormed the Capitol building
Yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
In hindsight
There's a lot of stuff that doesn't look great
Here is one of them
Okay
Truly incredible stuff
Of course, what we have just learned
And I'm excited to share once again is that
President Donald Trump himself personally asked Alex Jones
To lead this march
So following Alex Jones' speech
He will be at the vanguard leading the march to the Capitol
And it's truly incredible
And guys, let's just go ahead and leave that live feed up
We can leave me in a box just because
It's not me people are tuning in for
It's the incredible events going down in Washington
You're right, no one's tuning in for you
That's for sure
Yeah, goddamn right you are
But I would say that now
It would probably be, you know
Had they have known that people were going to storm the Capitol
I don't think they would have lied that big
No
I would assume that the storyline wouldn't be
Alex Jones was personally asked by Trump
To lead the march from the speech to the Capitol building
Yeah
That doesn't seem like
I would want that one off my resume pretty quick
Yeah
Also this looks just kind of silly in hindsight
That's the message that we need to tell the police
Is you're a human being, you're not a robot
You know what's going on here
You know who the good guys are and who the bad guys are
Shouldn't be confusing to you
Shouldn't be up in the air for you
When you have hordes of, you know
You know just black lives matter, just failures
Just supported by the state
Coming out to the Capitol city to try to burn down buildings
To try to tear down statues
To just yell at police and call them all sorts of horrible things
Then you have
Trump protesters marching saying
Thank you to the cops saying, you know, we support you
Interesting
It's not too difficult to know who the bad guys are
And who the good guys are
A couple hours later
Interesting
Interesting things you're saying, sir
A couple hours later, not so thrilled with the cops
Perhaps, perhaps you may not be viewing yourselves
Through the appropriate lens
I think I might be right
So one of the things I found really interesting
Is Harrison's doing play by play of this Trump rally
And so you had Don Jr. who's this fresh upstart
He's got a bright future ahead of him
Sure
Now there is an actual GOP upstart
Who's really like kind of a hot commodity
In the right wing
And that is Madison Cawthorne
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Nazi who's in a wheelchair
Yeah, and he's like 25 or something like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It doesn't take long for him to go full Nazi
Like he looks like the person you would want on all kinds of ad campaigns
Yeah, absolutely
I mean, if he weren't a Nazi
Sure
I don't know enough about his politics to really parse everything
But based on the speech, I'm not thrilled with him
But it's interesting
I do still know who he is
Square jaw and all
Sure, sure
Yeah, handsome
Yeah
But Harrison doesn't know who he is
Really?
Madison Cawthorne comes up to give the speech
He's up like next and he's like Madison something
That's fantastic
Now this is
Who's name is
He's a new congressman
Who's name is
I'm blanking on his name right now, Madison or something
But he was just elected
He's promised to stand up for Trump against stop the steal
Wild
Just the depth of
I love it
Depth of awareness
I want this to be in Fort Worth's new
Entire tone
I want Harrison Smith to host every show
I think this is dynamite stuff here
Guy looks familiar
What's he
So Madison Cawthorne's up there doing his speech
And just to show that everyone is a dork
My friends, I want you to chant with me so loud
That the cowards on Washington DC that I serve with
Can hear you
While I leave, let's get a chance
So Donald Trump knows who supports him
USA
USA
I love that USA chant
It is a parody of a parody at this point
It is, yeah, it really is
Speaking of parodies of parodies
Up next, Rudy Giuliani
Oh, here we go
Rudy is giving a speech
And, man, man, oh, man
So a lot of people took issue with him
Saying that he suggests trial by combat
And then people stormed the White House
Yeah, which is objectively hilarious
It is, it is
Because it's a poor choice of words
Sure
No, look, I mean
I get why you would be hand-wringing over that
I understand it
I do too
But nobody says trial by combat
Meaning storm a building
Sure, it means one-on-one
Yeah, yeah, it means a duel
It means, yeah, yeah
He was being very flowery and stupid
But even so, that's not what he was talking about
No, of course not
If you actually listen to the context
He's talking about the reputation of Donald Trump
Versus the reputation of Joe Biden
Totally
And he's just trying to argue
It's the mountain versus the sand snakes or whatever
He's saying trial by combat
He's not talking about the two of them actually fighting
Of course
He wants ten days
His whole argument is he wants ten days
For them to go on fucking fishing experiment
Really
Expedition
And try and find something in the ballots
That they can make an argument
But of course he's not presenting it that way
He's saying it'll take ten days for them
To find the fraud that they already know is there
Or something
What a fantastic arbitrary measure of time
Yeah
I love ten
Ten days
Ten days, exactly ten
So, over the next ten days
We get to see the machines that are crooked
The ballots that are fraudulent
And if we're wrong
We will be made fools of
Too late
But if we're right
A lot of them will go to jail
Let's have trial by combat
I'm willing to stake
I'm willing to stake my reputation
The president is willing to stake his reputation
On the fact that we're going to find criminality there
If I were Rudy Giuliani
And I could get anyone to gamble against my reputation
I don't care what I stand to win
I'm taking that back
His reputation ain't worth shit
I can't think of two reputations
More worthless at this point in time
Amazing
I'm Rudy Giuliani
I'm gambling for like a sandwich
Against my reputation
Everything that I have
Every bit of my reputation
From 9-Eleven's mayor
To standing in front of the four seasons
Landscaping company
So, I got a little bored at this point
Because Harrison is really just
Covering these speeches
And it's a lot of speeches
And so I was actually pretty pumped
To see this
Harrison landed an amazing exclusive interview
Right now we have an exclusive
We are on the line with Rob Dew
Who is there at the Save America March
Live on the ground
Thanks for connecting with us Rob
I know it's difficult to get
Cell phone signal there with all of
The massive crowds
What is the
What is it like there on the ground Rob?
It's a sea of patriots
The sea of happy people really
How do you land this interview?
How do you get the exclusive?
I cannot believe you would describe that
As an exclusive
Oh man
It is also technically one of the
Most accurate ways you can use
The word exclusive
I agree
You just love to imagine that
All the networks are knocking down Rob Dew's door
We gotta get Rob Dew
Guys, I would love to go
On Fox News today
But I've got an exclusive with Harrison Smith
Sorry, I have an exclusivity deal
I promised it earlier today
I gotta get the dew in there
So Rob Dew
Ever the
Fumbly
Dumb dumb
I can't even come up with the right words
To express how much of a goof this guy is
I believe he's just schlemazel
Sure
He's gotta come in and get a little
Piece of that pie
And that pie of course is saying things
That look really bad in hindsight
Right when the president starts speaking
About halfway through Alex is gonna
Pull out and then we're gonna lead that march
To the capitol to surround it
And let these thugs that are trying to
Steal our republic know
What would happen to them if they do
Go through with their dastardly deeds
Yeah, and you know, I wish I was there
I mean the energy must be amazing
So I guess Rob is expressing that
The intention of the march is to scare
Congress into not
Certifying the results of the election
Which is cool
What they need to know is that we are a threat to them
Physically
They should be scared for their lives
What we're gonna do to them
And we are going to follow through on that threat
Should they not give us what we want
Exactly
So, uh, Harrison is pumped
Of course
Alright folks, so Donald Trump coming up next
Alex Jones leading the march to the capitol
What are we doing?
It's all happening folks
It's January 6th, 2021
And the revolution, the second American
Revolution has begun
He can't quite do that out to break
It won't go the distance
It will go fast
But Alex does that thing
Where he goes out to break with some like
Overly dramatic
Like really exciting thing
You can see like
He's trying to do some of Alex's tricks
But he just can't
He doesn't have it
No
And it's also embarrassing again
To know that a couple hours after this
People, you know, storm
Yeah
The capitol
I think it's a little bit weird that
I understand being nervous
But it's not like this is Harrison Smith's
First time on mic
I know
Like he's been on mic for a long time
Yes
How do you not just
Allow yourself into the joy of
Following out with music
I don't know
You know
How could you not get pumped
How could you not even like
At least sing a little bit along
He sounds bored
It's effective
Probably because Alex would hear about it
And he'd beat him up
For working his side of the street
Like, no
That's fair
That's my game
Yeah, but get a little into it
Get a little hips
Man, if I
Get your hips into it, man
If I worked at Info Wars
I would come in for
And I was hosting
When Alex was gone
I would come in for a break
With Silver Stallion
Totally
Let's sing along
Stop
I'd just beg
I would have
Callers call in
And then be like
You're boring
And play a song
And sing instead
It'd be great
It would always be the highway
Everyone would go crazy
Yeah
So we sensed a little bit
Of perhaps racial animus
Earlier
From Harrison
Black Lives Matter failures
And what have you
Sure
You see a little bit more of that
On display here
If
The Democrats are allowed
To carry out this fraud
If they're
First of all
They'll do it again
And again
And again
And again
They'll also increase
The number of
Immigrants by
Magnitudes of 10
Refugees by
Many, many millions
They'll completely
Open the borders
Outright
They'll install
Socialistic programs
That reward people
That don't work
Don't provide
And have nothing
But hatred for us
I see
I think I see
Happy
Oh and sure
You see him
To the left
To the stage
Screen left
To the stage right
Oh and sure
He just stood up
And is looking around
That's him, right?
I do think the moment is a little cute
At the end
Because if you're watching the video
You can see
Almost real excitement
When he sees Owen
Oh look at Owen
Yeah
I think that him and Owen
Might actually be friends
I think that
But I think that sounds right
Because later on
When the two
like Owen is on the phone
And the two of them
I think
Yeah
They both apologize
To each other
That's cute
In a way
Well it's not so much that it's cute
It seems human
Yeah
It seems like how people would
Interact
I know that's what I'm saying
Whereas it's cute that these
Automatons
Watching Alex interact
With people
It's so goddamn rude
All the time
He's got half a mouth full
Of sandwich
Yeah
Yeah
Exactly
It's bizarre to see
Like actual excitement
With see my friend
On TV
And then also
Polite conversation
It's bizarre
This is right
Oh it's all the price is right
Guys everybody get around
The standards are so low
Anyway
I'm a guy who's just
Shoveling
A little pile of
Stuff that looks bad
In hindsight
Sure
Just gonna add to that
Just gonna add to that pile
Over here
What's this
Oh it's a big one
Of course today
Is the day
That the
Congress will vote
On whether or not to
Certify
And
Codify the
So-called fraudulent results
Of the election
There are many machinations
That could be
You know
Pulled out here
In the last
Minutes or so
The last hours
And of course it's not
Really over until
January 20th
But today is the day
That we've all been
Waiting for
It's the day that
Donald Trump himself
Requested his supporters
Come to
Washington D.C.
To see him speak
And to stand up
Against the lies
Disinformation
Fraud
Of the mainstream media
And their controllers
In the deep state
Truly incredible stuff
Of course the word is
It is
Alex Jones was requested
By Donald Trump himself
To leave the march
Really driving that home
Oh boy
I mean he only said it twice though
I would have to hear it
Three times in order
For it to be like
Well yeah that would be
A pattern you know
Once or twice is
Isolated incidents
In just a few minutes
Alex Jones will
Actually be leading
The march
To the capital
At the behest
At the personal request
Of President
Donald Trump
Alex Jones will be
At the head of
That vanguard
As the entire crowd
This massive human snake
This huge just
You know
Unimaginable almost
Crowd of Trump supporters
Who have made their way
To the nation's capital
Will wind its way towards
The capital building
Oh so they're going to
The capital building
Wow
What a
Just glowing way
To describe your friends
And people you love
They look like
A giant human snake
Yeah
Wow
So the mood is jovial
Yeah
Among Trump supporters
In DC
Or at least that's what
Harrison is guessing
Of course
Based on his assessment
Of it from
Occupied Texas
Yeah
Back folks
The mood is still
A jovial one here
And of course is
Rob Dew reported live
On the scene
And there at the
Save America margin
Washington DC
It's like it's
Uplifting everybody's
Happy everybody's
Feeling good
At the same time
There's an underlying
Aggressiveness beneath
The surface and
And unrest
I suppose you could say
Pervading the spirit
Of American Trump
Supporters everybody's
A little bit on edge
Because once again
We have tried
And tried
And tried
And tried
And tried to play
Within the rules
And tried
To make the system
Change itself
To get back on track
To stop
Have you
It's endless drive
To bankrupt
And enslave us
And time and time again
We're met with
Traders and seditious acts
Blocking us
From carrying out
A legal lawful
Within the bounds
Of the game
Have you
Changes
And now
They've prevented us
At every pass
Our last and final
Outlet was our sacred vote
And that is what has been
Stolen from us
Or at least is still
In the process
Of being stolen from us
So you're making the argument
That the jovial mood
Is pierced only
By the recognition
That there are no more legal
Ways for you to deal
With the problems
That are existentially
Threatening to you
So you're saying
That it's time to do
Illegal things
It is a solemn moment
That we must decide
To extrajudicially
Take back our republic
And it just so happens
That that's exactly
What we wanted to do
So we're feeling pretty good
About it right now
It's a real jovial atmosphere
We're gonna kill a few people
It's gonna be great
There'll be some
Jonte music playing
In the background
We got a flapper contingent
Over there
They're doing the little
Yeah
So earlier in the episode
We already heard
Harrison saying that
You know
We had the stolen
You know
The Georgia election
The runoff
The stolen
So this bit of news
That he comes to
At the end of his show
Seems almost unbelievable
Jack Busovic reports
That the senate races
In Georgia attracted
300,000 less votes
Than Donald Trump
Got for president
Indicating that
The base stayed home
Crazy
Why would we go out of our way
To support a party
That refuses to lift a single finger
For the president of the United States
Who we all voted for
They've undermined him
At every pass
I thought it was stolen
Wait
You're saying that it's
Like people didn't show up
To vote for Trump
No, no, no
And they shouldn't have
Because he's bad
Or you know
They've abandoned
GOP's abandoned Trump
Right, so they stole it
Well, but I guess
People just didn't show up
No, no, no
Because they weren't inspired
They didn't show up
They've been effectively stolen
These don't
These seem to be counter
Explanations for something
They almost seem in
At odds with one another
Yeah, it almost seems that
Like intentionally
Info wars has
Self-contradictory narratives
Right, right, right
Perhaps even
One would suggest
That they don't even know
What they believe
Is happening
Maybe they're very confused
Maybe they just report
What feels good
It feels right
That they stole it
And now obviously
It also feels right
That people would punish
The GOP for abandoning Trump
It makes sense
That they wouldn't show up
Yeah, but also
They stole it
They stole it
Yeah
Now, I mean, obviously
It might have something to do
With us saying
That they stole elections
And that elections don't matter
So your vote doesn't matter
So it doesn't matter
If you vote
Ali Alexander's making
A lot of money off
The stop of stealing your vote
Exactly
We're getting a taste
I like it
Yeah
So Harrison's hosting
Alex's show
So it's basically
Just a smooth transition
Into the Alex Jones show
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
To the Alex Jones show
I'm Harrison Smith
It's January 6th
And Donald Trump has just
Begun speaking
To the Stop the Steal march
In Washington
Without any further ado
We go now to the president
Of the United States
In Washington
So I apologize in advance
The first hour of the show
Is just Trump's speech
And so we're gonna have to
Listen to a little bit of it
I know that we generally
Don't listen to stuff
But this is
This is pretty wild
Sure
I think that
It also sets the stage
For a lot of the content
Fine
Things that end up happening
I'll listen to his words
Please try not to scream too much
We're recording this late
I'm not screaming
So
Ah
So it kind of begins
With Trump rambling a bit
About how his crowds are really huge
And fake news won't
Unsurprising
They never show the crowd
So they won't
Of course not
Go ahead
Turn your cameras please
Would you show
From all over the world actually
But they came from
All over our country
I just really want to see
What they do
I just want to see
How they cover it
I've never seen anything like it
But
It would be really great
If we could be covered fairly
By the media
The media is the biggest
Problem we have
As far as I'm concerned
Single biggest problem
Wow
Oh
Oh
You're making whimpering dog noises
Oh what a whimpering whiny
Oh no
The media is so mean
Wow
If that seemed kind of soft
Yeah
Wait for this one
Okay
There's so many weak Republicans
And we have great ones
Jim Jordan
And some of these guys
They're out there fighting
The house guys are fighting
But it's
It's incredible
Many of the Republicans
I helped them get in
I helped them
Get elected
I did so much
I helped Mitch get elected
I helped
I could name
Twenty-four of them
Let's say
I won't bore you with it
What the fuck is going on
Like
Even just now
Like this is so bizarre
That this is what's happening
That this is the speech
That he's giving
What?
A whiny
I'd never listen to him
It's so
It's so weak
I think this is something
That is under-reported
Amongst all of his terrifying words
Is how much of a pathetic
Little whiny
Whiner he is
He's a whiner
Yeah
He's a whiner
Yeah
He's a little tiny whiner
You imagine anybody else
In a leadership position
Complaining about
I could name
Twenty-four people
I've helped her
Ungrateful to me
Oh my god
Like
Grow up
I wouldn't respect that
In a boss
No
I wouldn't respect that
In a
Contemporary
I wouldn't
I wouldn't respect that
In anybody
Who's an elected office
Like that is
Childish shit
Can you imagine like Obama?
They made fun of my tan suit
And I helped
Everybody's so mean to me
I helped all these Democrats
Get elected and
They have abandoned me
In my time of need
When I need people to stand up
For my tan suit
God, it's just
Oh boy
Just pathetic
This is so sad
Anyway
It's been a while
Since I've heard a president swear
And Trump says bullshit
In the middle of this clip
And then the audience
Is alive for Nixon
Then the
Well, that's true
I've heard some tapes
Yeah
I don't know
I don't know if Nixon ever swore
And then a crowd of people
Started chanting
The swear
Yeah, come on
Do it
This year using the pretext
Of the China virus
And the scam of
Mail-in ballots
Democrats attempted
The most brazen
And outrageous election theft
And there's never been
A thing like this
It's a pure theft
In American history
Everybody knows it
Everybody knows it
Our election was over
At 10 o'clock in the evening
We're leading Pennsylvania
Michigan, Georgia
By hundreds of thousands of votes
And then late in the evening
Or early in the morning
Boom, these explosions
Of bullshit
And all of a sudden
All of a sudden it started to happen
That's amazing
Do you know why
Do you know why
All of this shit
Do you know
Here's what I'll say
I will say this
This is what I believe
As much as the cops
Are totally complicit
With all those people
Getting through and all that shit
The reason that the National Guard
And all of those people
Weren't already at the ready
Is because of shit like this
This is professional wrestling
None of these people
Thought that any of this was real
Um, yeah
This is professional
You're telling me that
A crowd of people
Who's listening to the president
Of the United States
A goddamn, the biggest economy
In the world
Nuclear fucking power
Is gonna get taken down
By a crowd of asshole screaming
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit
It's profanity
What do you say
Yes, scream
Yes, yes, yes, yes
It's the same shit
It's weird
It's pathetic
There are definite elements
Of overlap
And when you're losing
In a wrestling match
You gotta fight harder
And that's what Trump says
People gotta do
This is, keep in mind
Right before people storm
The capital
And we wanna be so
Nice
We wanna be so respectful
Of everybody
Including
Bad people
And we're gonna have to fight
Much harder
And Mike Pence
Is gonna have to come through for us
And if he doesn't
That will be a sad day
For our country
Because
You're sworn to uphold
Our Constitution
Now it is up to Congress
To confront this egregious assault
On our democracy
Donald Trump
Giving it to Republicans
And Democrats alike
In defense of the Constitution
We have to go to a quick commercial break
And see Alex Jones' show
We'll be right back
So now it's up to Pence
To save the Constitution
Which I guess he didn't do
Oh, no
So the audience kinda took the message
Yeah
Seemed
Seemed very one to one
Uh-huh
Seemed very if then
It's
Again, narrative consistency
Yeah
It's kind of interesting how
The night before
Owen was trying out
A little bit of stand-up
Yeah, he was doing a bit
Yeah, and I noticed
That Trump might have
The stand-up itch too
Oh, okay
He's got a little bit
All right
And the only unhappy person
In the United States
Single most unhappy
Is Hillary Clinton
Because she said
Why didn't you do this
For me four years ago?
Why didn't you do this
For me four years ago?
Change the votes
Ten thousand in Michigan
You could have changed
The whole thing
But she's not too happy
You notice she
You don't see her anymore
What happened?
Where's Hillary?
Where is she?
That bit did not land
You would have expected
That bit to go over
Gag Busters
And that crowd
But no
I think the problem
With that bit
Is that he unfortunately
Undid his entire
Bullshit for this election
Uh-huh
Yeah
Why didn't they do it
For her?
Yeah
It's less a comedic premise
As much as it is
A plot hole
Yeah
Exactly
Yes, all right
Yeah
Huh
Why didn't those gunners
On the destroyer
Shoot down the escape pod
With C-3PO and R2-D2
Good bit
I don't know
I don't know
Hilarious
Hilarious
So this is where things fall apart
Trump
He wants to try and prove
That there was fraud
Sure
Let's hear it
It was rough
Okay
As you know
The media has constantly asserted
The outrageous lie
That there was no evidence
Of widespread fraud
Do you ever see these people?
You ever see these people?
Well, there was no evidence of fraud
Or really?
Well, I'm going to read you pages
I hope you don't get bored listening to it
Promise?
Don't get bored listening to it
All those hundreds of thousands of people
Back there
Move them up please
Yeah
All these people
Don't get bored
Don't get angry at me
Because you're going to get bored
Because it's so much
They do get bored
Yeah
He just starts rattling off numbers
That'll happen
Stuff in the audience
I don't think is able to pay attention
It's not exciting
He loses them a little bit
In retrospect
If all of these speakers had known
That the crowd was
More of a storming crowd
Than a chanting crowd
You know
Like they like chanting
For sure
But they love storming
Well, we learned that
I don't think the numbers game
Was really going to inspire them
In the speeches department
You kind of needed like a three-quarters Alex
That's about where you want him to be
You'll burn out too fast
With a full Alex
Totally
That same kind of energy
Just a little bit lower
And if you get stuck in the weeds
You're not coming back out
No
No
Start talking about COVID shit
Yeah
Yeah
You're fucked
One out of every ten people
We already stopped listening
Start listing off counties
Yeah
Oh yeah
Get the fuck out of here
The only way to save that
Is you got to start complaining
About Twitter
Every time I put out a tweet
That's even if it's totally correct
Totally correct
When I put out a tweet
I get a flag
He gets flagged
I get a flag
And they also don't let you get out
You know on Twitter
It's very hard to come onto my account
It's very hard to get out a message
They don't let the message get out
Nearly like they should
But I've had many people say
I can't get on your Twitter
I don't care about Twitter
Twitter's bad news
They're all bad news
Twitter's bad news
Twitter's bad news
Oh man
How funny is it
How long everybody has tried
To respect the office of the president
Yeah
How hilarious is it
This might have all ended
If TV news anchors just treated
Trump the way I did
And every time he whined
Just went
Oh no
You're so sad
And then everybody was done
Maybe
Yeah
I mean
Look
I know that generally
We don't cover
When you know
Trump's speeches
But often
They don't play
These full speeches
On Info Wars
Of course not
And I
It's
I had to listen to this
I'm sorry
So that's why we're
That's why I have to listen
Yeah
And because there are things in it
That are like
Really
If you're listening
In the audience
You kind of get
A certain message
And that is the like
Pence's got to seize power
Yeah
That's our only option
Yeah
100%
And it's time
That somebody did something
About it
And Mike Pence
I hope you're going to stand up
For the good
Of our Constitution
And for the good
Of our country
And if you're not
I'm going to be very disappointed
I will tell you right now
I'm not hearing good stories
It's not hearing good stories
So I mean
That's pretty clear
But it's even clearer here
The Republicans
Have to get tougher
You're not going to have
A Republican party
If you don't get tougher
They want to play
So straight
They want to play
So serious
The United States
The Constitution
Doesn't allow me
To send them back
To the states
Well I say
Yes it does
Because the Constitution
Says you have to protect
Our country
And you have to protect
Our nation
And you can't vote
On fraud
And fraud
Breaks up everything
Doesn't it
When you catch somebody
In the fraud
You're allowed to go by
Very different rules
I should know
I'm cheating on my wife
So I hope Mike
Has the courage
To do what he has to do
And I hope he doesn't
Listen to the rhinos
And the stupid people
That he's listening to
You know
Whenever you have
The president
Up there
Saying that like
You know
Pence is the last chance
To really save this
And save the Constitution
He has a responsibility
To do it
Then Pence
Doesn't do that thing
And the president
Has also said
That when something is stolen
You're playing by
A different set of rules
It's kind of hard to not
Take away a message of like
There's no rules
The rules that are normal
Are gone
I do find it difficult
To take a would-be strongman
Dictator seriously
If he gives an entire speech
Exerting his second in command
What is a borderline
A honorary position
It's to overthrow the country
For him
Yeah
That's a little bit sad
Mixed in with petty complaints
About people being rude to him
Yeah, real tough
And Twitter traction
Real tough to be terrified
Of this
Yeah
But that's kind of
The thing though
Is that it could easily be
What blinds you
To the real danger
Of a lot of things
And it's easy to minimize
Some real threats are
Because of that window dressing
Of like isn't this pathetic
And shit
And I don't want to
You know, obviously
Of course
So we're done with Trump's speech now
That's the most of it
That is relevant
Because Harrison comes back
And he wants to throw it to a video
Of what's going on in Congress
Where Mike Pence is presiding over this
But they actually send it to the streets
Where Alex is bullhorning
Let's go to
Inside the chamber here
The report is
Be victorious
No matter what happens
In 15 days
1776
1776
1776
1776
So what does that mean?
It doesn't have a good rhythm
It doesn't have a good meter
No, it doesn't
As far as a chant goes
But also, again
He's chanting 1776
I don't know what message you're supposed to take away
From that other than
Overthrow the government
What happened in 1776
That he would be referencing?
I mean, there's that revolution
Would it anything else happen, though?
I mean, I'm certain
I'm certain there were things
That history has not recorded
That happened
Let's see, did
Probably someone opened a business
Yeah, I would say that
I think Benjamin Franklin
Opened up a little side gig
Grinding lenses
I think that's also
What happened in 1776
I guarantee there was somebody in
Virginia who was also like
Everybody, cool out
He's not referencing that
1776
The year Sam
Made his first beers
Sam Adams
Somebody in Virginia was
Trying to get people to have
Rationality
Commerheads will prevail
That's not what he's referring to
He's talking about
Overthrowing the government
I think a diplomatic solution
Is in order
So Alex still is not like great
With long stretches
He'll still end up
Becoming really overwhelmed by
I mean, it's tough
You gotta yell into a bullhorn
Bullhorning is hard
So Owen's gotta come in
Here and there
Sure
The Democrats have gone so insane
That they're now making the words
Mother and father illegal
In legislative bodies
Have you heard this?
Nancy Pelosi
Has proposed that the words
Mother and father are illegal
So I got news for Nancy Pelosi
Donald Trump is your daddy
Too good to not do twice
Oh boy
Oh boy
Yeah, he's into that bit
Oh man
Yup
So when I was listening to this
This action of Alex and Owen on the street
It really felt like
They were trying to juice this crowd
Sure
It feels kind of like incitement
Ladies and gentlemen
Trump said in the speech today
He said the Democrats are out to get us
They want to destroy us
They work for the globalist
They want to bring America down
But we're not going to let them do it
This news system is a military high-tech attack
And we need to understand we're under attack
And we need to understand
This is 21st century warfare
And get on the war footing
And not just take this country back
But take the whole world back
From the Communist Chinese
So I mean it seems like
If you're in the audience
You probably
This is the kind of thing that would be like
What you then yell
Rah
And then you charge
You know
How should I take the country back?
You're not giving me answers
I'm not getting concrete answers from you
Supplements
There's actually a way to take the country back
In front of me
So I'm going to go do that
No, no, no, no, no, no
You need to spread my links
No, no, no, no
See, you said take the country back
Right, by spreading links to Bandod Video
And buying supplements
I left my phone in the car
I guess I'll overthrow the government
Just take a walk
When you get back to the car
You'll be able to just be cool
But I want one of those pictures off that fucking wall, man
Listen to me
I went on a tour the other day
And there's this picture
No, it's on the Capitol building wall
Stopping the Chinese could only be achieved
By more traffic coming to my website
I don't think you understand
We're at cross purposes
We have different ideas of what 1776 looks like
In your 1776, you get rich
I feel like that's different than mine
You're trying to profiteer
So, Owen, I'm sorry, not Owen
Harrison has been pretty clear that
Allegedly
Alleged
Donald Trump has personally asked Alex
To lead this march
It's possible
Now, that's weird because
While they're showing Alex
You can overhear a producer
Tell Alex that Trump told the audience
At his speech that they were going to march
Down Pennsylvania
Which Alex should know
Because he's supposed to be leading that march
He was led, yeah
President's going to finish
President's going to finish in 10 minutes
And we just told the crowd
Let's walk down Pennsylvania
This is a live feed from Washington, DC
Right now, Alex Jones and Owen Shaw
Are speaking to a large crowd
That exchange doesn't make much sense
If Trump has asked Alex to
But whatever
I don't care
Trump is going down Pennsylvania Avenue
Where am I?
Is this Pennsylvania?
Am I in DC?
Where am I?
Pennsylvania is a state
That's a long walk from here
So here is where we get
Our first mention of the breaching of barriers
And I think it's really interesting
Because these people have started to
Encroach over the line
At the same time
You have audio of Alex
Yelling about the New World Order
On the broadcast that Harrison is trying to put together
You have really an interesting juxtaposition
Of these two things
Mike Pence has rejected Trump's call
He has failed to show the courage that Donald Trump
Was attempting to imbue in him
And has begun the counting of the electoral votes
At the same time
There's word that thousands of patriots
Have broken through the barriers
Around the Capitol
He said patriots
Moving towards it to...
That's on the record
That's a word from Elijah Shaffer
Who's on the ground
And Alex Jones continues to
Speak to this crowd
Let's go back to Alex Jones
And the great awakening
The great reset is triggering
The great awakening
And the great awakening
Will trigger the great rebellion
And the destruction of the New World Order
Kind of looks bad in hindsight
A lot of this looks real bad
I just...
I'm starting to see a pattern
The word... it's thematic consistency
Yeah, you know
A lot of the times I think the word incitement
Is overused
You know, it's a very specific meaning
Yeah
This is that specific meaning
Yeah, it's interesting because
This group does...
Like that Alex is leading
Are not the same people
That Harrison is talking about
Breaching these barriers
But at the same time
Alex's group is going to go to the Capitol
They're heading to the Capitol
So some of the people that are in Alex's group
May have gotten involved
At a certain point, you would hope
But for the time being
These are two separate things that are happening
Right, right
Are 100% in sync
And to the extent that a lot of those people
Who are the first ones that were pictured
Inside the Capitol building
Where QAnon weirdos
Alex is talking about the great awakening
Which is such a trademark
Of the Q followers
Something that is
Basically their brand
And it's just...
It's a lot
But I will say
In Alex's credit
Maybe, not in Alex's credit
He's very insistent
To make sure people hear him say
Politically, non-violent
Non-violent, yeah
You stabbed us in the back
You stabbed us in the back one too many times
Coming with truth and justice
And non-violent civil disobedience
Good to get that on the record
I think just after that you can hear someone say
You tell them Alex
I think a producer also was in his ear there
Saying they were actually doing it
But like...
I don't know how much Alex would be aware of
At this point because
Communication would be difficult
With that many people in a
Such a tight space
Communication could be tough
I know that Alex does have quite a security detail
Probably have walkie-talkies and private bands
So there is a chance that
And actually, spoiler alert
I know that he has somebody who's inside
So I know that he
I have a hard time believing
He doesn't know more than it appears
But also I don't know if he knows
The full scope of things
It seems strange to me but also not that strange
That he would be very insistent on being like
We're coming with non-violent
That seems a little bit telling
But it also seems a brand for him
I could believe because he always says
Politically
I want to kill you politically
It's hard to say
They also
Just getting people riled up while they walk
It's fun
Until tomorrow
This is our country
Not our corrupt politicians' country
They want for us
And it's time they got a family of believers
Who know bosses
The Communist Chinese
And the globalist
And Hollywood
Don't run this country
And our children
Do not belong in a pedophile trust
We will not accept
The fake election of that sort of molesting
Joe Biden
We know where he belongs
And it's not the White House
Something I think is really interesting about their dynamic
Their tag team dynamic
Is like they kind of have to do this
Because Alex doesn't have the cardio to walk
And carry on sentences
And simultaneously
Owen doesn't have the creativity
To speak more than like in little bursts
So the two of them kind of need each other as crutches
Yeah, they're doing a good little two-man game here
I think of it as like a three-legged race
Yeah
Well, it's no Cisco and Ebert team work
Level of complementary parts here
No, or some like
Good trading versus
Hip-hop songs you might hear
It's not that, it's not fluid
This is not definition
No most Defintile Lib Queen
Quali to be found here
No, but it's the same thing
In terms of like they need each other
In order to make this work
And it's blah, sad
So Harrison's back in the studio
Primarily he's getting word
That staffers are evacuating
From these capital buildings
Steve Scalise is addressing
The house right now, but here is an update
As of less than a minute ago
Hill staffers have been told to evacuate
The Madison building
Things are getting tenuous here as
Trump supporters and patriots continue to
Pour towards the capital
Alex Jones himself at the head of a massive column
Of patriots moving now
Towards the United States capital building
This again
Looks bad
Looks bad
The government is fleeing
Alex Jones is at the head of the rebellion
Well, they're gonna enjoy
The rebellion that is already in progress
They're the reinforcement column
That's coming in
Alex Jones is flanking
The fucking capital building
And to a certain extent
I kind of think that
The reason that it's being presented like this
Is they still think this is gonna stop
Yeah, no, of course
They still think they're not gonna get inside
Everybody thinks that someone
Will stop these people
But because
There's still this like
Kind of vibe
This is all very positive
Yeah
The vibe is really positive
You know, this is someone who's like
Really pumped to see what's happening
This is great
This will never go wrong
And I know that now
There are a lot of people who are trying to make arguments that this was Antifa
Certainly
Oh, super Antifa
Yeah, there's a lot of folks
Who have been on that tip
But immediately as everything is unfolding
Harrison wants you to know that this is not
These are the patriots
This is not Black Lives Matter folks
This is not Antifa
And perhaps they've finally
Boiled over, you see the air filled
With the mist of mace
The stinging gas that the police
Will be implementing
And that is also being implemented against the police
As patriots
Wow
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Totally
Yeah, he's very clear
This is our guys
They finally had enough
He's celebrating
Of course it is
Of course it is
Yeah
There's a pitiful resistance against these patriots
They're so strong
Now, this is Harrison
Reporting on what he's seen
Because he has access to a lot of different
Information streams
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Feeds and yes
Because he has access to a lot of
Different information streams
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alex may or may not
So now we go to Alex on the street
Where everyone is chanting
Fight for Trump
Cool
Fight for Trump
Fight for Trump
What's up?
I got a chance of fight for Trump
Surrounding Alex Jones and Owen Shroyer
And the rest of the Info Wars crew
Inside the capital of staffers
They're moving down the stairs
Following that evacuation order
You can't not see this as like
Two things that are about to intersect
Sure
Like people who are fighting for Trump
And a group of people that are being led by Alex
Who are chanting fight for Trump
Right
Seems to be the same
It's weird
It's very weird
Thematic consistency
You would want this back
Mulligan
I would like a mulligan on today
I don't think they can get that
This show looks bad
It's one part
Because Harrison Smith is hosting and he's terrible
But another part because
I mean
You can draw your own conclusions
I don't think that
It would be wise
Or even sensible
Like Alex inspired a lot of these actions
Because like we already said
A lot of the people who are the first
Photographed folks who were there
Who had gotten in were Q folks and they hate Alex
It's easy to
If you don't have an awareness of those worlds
To think it's all the same
Those people do not listen to Alex
There are similar information spheres
In terms of a lot of the themes
And the narratives and the stories that they tell
And the reality that they believe in
But they are not the same group
Now
At the same time passed in for war's guests
Like Nick Fuentes and Baked Alaska
Were both in the offices
Live streaming
And that's a little bit
Fucked up
They were deep state secret
Antifa agents
That this entire time
Have been inspired
Not just see the problem was
They wanted deep state antifa agents
To inspire right wing violence
They never existed
So they had to create it
From the ground up
I've got a conspiracy for you
Where do you live?
I live down the way
Chicago?
No way
I am Nick Fuentes
Sorry
That deserved a yell
So this all just looks
It all looks really, really bad
And especially
Thinking about the people
Who are, you know
It's sometimes tough
For people to get over their
Frustration with elected officials
And feel too much empathy for them
But then you think about people who are just staffers
And people who are just on the job
And the terror that a lot of them
Probably felt
Being whisked away to secure locations
I can't even imagine
What that would be like
And it's really fucked up
To know that that is what a lot of people are experiencing
And for this just to be
They're kind of relishing it
And Harrison is as well
On air
Now in the least
Unexpected thing
Ever
Trump is not going to the capitol
After he said we're all going to the capitol
They were all going to the capitol
Huge
Almost unprecedented crowd
Is moving towards
As the debate rages inside
President Trump has apparently returned
To the White House
That's the word that we're receiving
He said he was going to go to the capitol
But it looks like he's gone to the White House
Instead many people on Twitter encouraging him
To storm the Senate along with
His supporters and what we're seeing here
Are the independent
Journalist videos
As Trump supporters move
Once again inexorably towards
The capitol building
That would send everybody towards the capitol
And then not go there himself
That just seems crazy
Because he's their fearless leader
He's the one at the
They're willing to die for this man
Because he's willing to die for them
Yeah this dude
He's a fucking potster
So
You remember that ragtime music
That was playing earlier
The joyous
The joyous tone
Rob do was describing
That vibe has changed
No more flappers dancing
The joyous
You know
Upbeat
Atmosphere of
The event earlier today has
Soured and turned to rage as the fury of
Trump supporters and patriots
Crossing the United States
Overflows and expresses itself
On the outside of the capitol
So the editorial
Tone it appears to me
To be pretty consistently
Righteous indignation
That is what is motivating this
And they are right to do this
They are right to storm the capitol
And Trump should be right there with them
Are you saying that the founding fathers were wrong?
Mike Pence wouldn't stop this
So someone's got to
Or else the constitution has been pissed
Mike Pence is King George
We gotta take him out
So the vibe is just excitement
Because there's nothing Harrison can really do
Other than be the guy who's calling it
I'm the guy who gets to be on air
While this is going on
And again this was as of
24 minutes ago and since then we've seen
24 minutes of rising
Aggression
Rising crowds more police
Building evacuations
And the reaction from
Across the nation is
Largely
Excitement as far as I'm concerned
This is again truly incredible
And we'll continue to update and bring you
More videos
The vibe is excitement
It was not the vibe that I was getting
I took a slightly different temperature
From the country based on
The sense I was getting
Yeah
It seemed like everybody
Soured real quick
Everybody was like oh this is
Oh no
No I didn't want that
I saw a lot of people
Responding in ways that
Were
Kind of like oh
Oh my
I can't believe I didn't see
This possibility coming
And I think it's a little different
Which is very funny from
Where I'm sitting
But I mean at the same time
I think that had this not have happened
This week
You and I would have had a show
And another dumb rally
What do you expect is going to happen
It's more just edging towards
The hope that something like this would happen
I'm not surprised that it did
But I'm shocked
I think that there's a lot of people who are surprised
And I see a lot of
Scales falling from people's
Eyes and it would be easy to respond to that
With some kind of like a flippant
Like I told you so
I'm glad that I haven't seen a lot of
That because I think that that's really counterproductive
Yeah totally
And I hope that people who
I did tell you so though
You want to engage in that that's your business
That was facetious
I think that if people
See right wing extremists
Storming the White House
And they're like oh this is what people
Have been talking about for a while
That is fucked up
Great
No need to shame anybody
As they remember
That this is a problem
Tomorrow too
It didn't stop yesterday
And today I mean spoiler alert
We don't know what Alex's response is to it
But Trump has basically been like
Alright whatever it's over
And that doesn't end it
That does not end the problem
The reaction to it reminded me so much
Of my partner was watching
A documentary the other day
And one of the bad guys
It was like a crime documentary about a small town
That had gone rogue
With the police department and the sheriff's department
And she was like can you believe this
This guy thinks that the sheriff
Is the highest constitutional
Power in the land and I was like
Baby you ain't got no idea
Let me tell you about
One sixth of the country
And that's what I'm saying like all these people watch this
And it's the same reaction
Of like
I know you thought that
Couldn't be real
But it is
One sixth of the country is too high
I was desperately grasping for a number
And that's what came to my head
This is why Trump can't do rallies anymore
Too many numbers
But it comes down to
For Harrison though again is just righteous and
Dignation that is the name of the game
We do know is that the
Washington establishment is scrambling
Any and all officers
They have at their command
Deal with this massive
Outpouring of anger, fury
And righteous indignation
Coming from the Trump supporters
You can there see we have the
Fox news feed up and even they
Are having trouble
Maintaining the integrity of their signal
So yeah it's just righteous
And indignation these people have been pushed
To the point where this response
Is the only thing
That can be done
You have created an imaginary reality
Where I have been pushed
Too far
So there's rallies going on in other states
As well there's some
Fucked up stuff happening elsewhere
Harrison covers this
And then says something pretty scary
Los Angeles
As well as stop the steel rally
Lining the streets hundreds of
Trump supporters
People cheering it on
On twitter saying drag them out
Saying go into the capitol building
Drag the traders out
It does not seem like something
That could have been impossible
No
Had things gone slightly differently
I could see
Some harm coming to representatives
And congress members
No there were people walking around with zip ties
I saw those pictures I didn't have a chance
To look into them enough to feel
Really confident
But that was really scary
The people who tweeted them out
They didn't know enough to
Definitely
I have to go search down every
Totally
For my
Staying point
I can't back that
100% of my own
Looking into it
But I don't think it's fake
I just don't know enough
But that's scary as hell
Even the possibility
That is what someone was up to
To take hostages or some shit
Put a citizen's arrest on
Chuck Schumer or something
It's terrifying
We have slightly different
Different takes
It is terrifying
But it is also deeply funny
That's the problem
I'm struggling with this
Because we are looking at
A group of people
Who stormed the capitol building
But we are also looking
At a series of pictures
Of people smoking weed
In Nancy Pelosi's office
So that's deeply funny
Sorry
Harrison is going on and I just can't
Hear this is anything other than
This is really positive coverage
There are people such as
Dana Lash saying stop this
To Trump supporters who are moving
Towards the capitol
Other people saying get in there
And tear them out
Massive numbers of patriots
Storming the capitol building
Texas flags waving
And masses of humanity
Have apparently broken past
The police barricades which are keeping them
Off the steps and away from the capitol building
They have been torn down
And the people have moved
Onto that raised platform
And are scaling the
Scaffolding that was set up
So at this point
We don't have people inside
But you do have
An awareness that there are people
Who are a large
Massive folks who are not seeming
To have all that much resistance from
The authorities who are making
Their way towards the capitol building
You have people
Online who are expressing a desire
For people to be dragged out
You have people who want Trump to come
And lead a charge on the senate
So you have that awareness
And when
You have that
In the sort of context
Of what's going on
You hear a clip like this
And you're like you just want somebody to kill
You want somebody to kill someone you don't like
Incredible this crowd
Continues to swell
What was it
I've lost track of time
I think it was less than an hour ago
An hour ago
That President Trump finished
His speech in that massive crowd
Of hundreds of thousands probably upwards
Of a million people surrounding the Washington
Monument and all the way to
The White House
Finished watching that speech by President Trump
And moved towards the US capitol
And by the time that
Here we see an update from Ilhan Omar
Currently seeing the capitol buildings are locked down
And everyone is sheltering in place
So look that's where Ilhan Omar is everyone
Just kidding
A what? Just kidding
That's not just kidding
The joke is hey from this
Vantage point you can tell where she is
You know that there are tons of people
Who are storming the capitol building
And now you're saying hey wouldn't it be fun
If one of you
Wouldn't it be fun it's just joking
That's where she is
This person who we've expressed
Extensive hatred for
Yeah
Yeah
Even if I believed somebody was joking
When they said that
Oh yeah and he's not joking
And he's not joking
So don't give me this just kidding
JK bullshit
I would say that Harrison is pragmatic
To a fault
And that is that he does not care
At all about the people in
The congress building
And to a certain extent
I kind of get where he's coming from
In terms of like there are safety precautions
In place
Like there are evacuation routes
You know so I get where he's coming from
It doesn't seem super callous
I guess
But he is just like who cares
They'll be able the people inside
Aren't in any danger
The congressmen and women
And senators I don't think are at
Much of a threat we know
There's one thing they take very very seriously
It is their own personal well being
And their own security
There are tunnels of course
Crisscrossing like spider webs
All of DC
And there's almost no risk
Of them having to try to escape
Through a crowd or having to bunker down
In the capitol building they have escape routes
More than they need
So again I do not think
There's actually a bodily threat to anybody
In the chambers at this moment
They don't seem too concerned
They're continuing to argue
Continuing to debate without so much
As a look over their shoulder as to
The doors being broken down or anything like that
A massive protest
That is refusing to stay quiet any longer
That is making themselves known
That is
Not stopping at the barricades
Not cow-towing
And adhering to the police who have betrayed us
Time and time again but instead
Are pushing forward to take over what is
At the heart of it
Our building
I find it hard to believe that
They would be covering let's say
Black Lives Matter protest at the White House
Similarly
I seem to recall
Over the summer
When there were those large fences
That people were up against
And yelling at cops
And maybe somebody threw a water bottle
That water bottle was a dangerous instrument
Then
It wasn't
A situation where everyone's safe inside
They've got evacuation routes
I don't know
It just seems a little bit selective
I do like the
They have more escape tunnels than they need
That's such a funny way of putting it
That allows you with the escape tunnels
They've got more than they even need
This is the type of thing
We're wasting taxpayers' money on
Too many escape tunnels
They've got four that don't go anywhere
It's like that future oven joke
Where they're carrying the tanker full of oil
And he's like this has 5,000 hulls
And whenever it breaks open
There's like oh if only there were 5,001 hulls
It would be great
If there's so many escape tunnels down here
They go in circles
It's just pointless
It's just out of control
So now
That's where all
If the Capitol Building turned into
The Scooby Doo bit
Where they're all going up through the tunnel
And exiting one door and then closing it
And then coming back out off
So at this point people have breached the building
And this is where
A lot of people around the country
And the world were like oh boy
Oh shit
Senators, the vice president
The congressmen now no doubt making their way
Towards the security of the underground tunnels
To escort them away from the threat
Of their supposed constituents
Angry, furious and now venting
That frustration on
The system that has betrayed them
Time and time again
This is just incredible folks
You're watching Infowars
And then the evacuation
They're afraid of their constituents
It's an interesting way to frame it
There's a certain part of me that almost
Is like
Good on you for sticking with it
Longer than most of the right wing media did
You know like they were already
At the point where they're like this is wrong
And Harrison Smith is like this is what
Guys, this is what we wanted
I want to disagree
With the phrasing good on you
But what you're trying to say I agree with
It's remarkable that you are still
You're still on it buddy
Everybody you if you
At this point everyone was cutting bait
What you didn't realize is that you thought
Everybody was in a line right next to you
And you took one step forward and they are gone
Oh no no there's nobody behind me
Yeah no Harrison is thrilled
It's a privilege for him
Of course at least I would say
My estimation a million Trump supporters
Having moved from
Throughout DC and are now converging
On the Capitol
This is revolution in progress
This is a major historic moment
In the history of the United States
It is a privilege and an honor to be here
Sharing it with you and bringing you updates
Just as soon as possible
I suspect that he may be more of a true believer
Than a lot of the people at Info Wars
Yeah that sounds like true belief
And I also think he's a dork
Oh yeah
Anyway I'm just saying
Yes it is
It's a historic moment
But it will probably be remembered more
For an idiot in a headdress
Smiling carrying a podium than
There will be a resonant image
Yeah
But in order to justify a lot of this
I think Harrison probably has a good
Sense that like
People aren't gonna like this too much
Gonna have to make this palatable
To some of the more normy parts
Of the audience as if Info Wars
Has a lot of that
The only way that they can do this
Is by being like the left protests a lot
Of course
Yeah
We've seen six months or more
Of violent protest burning down
Entire cities
Aimless, pointless destruction
Being wrought across the United States
By liberal and communist agitators
All to the point of trying to
Tear down our system
Now we see not the system fight back
But those who love America
Fight back, patriots now
Taking over the entire capital steps
Continuing to wave the American flag
The Gadsden flag
The Tree of Liberty flag
The Trump flag
They've taken it over
This is what happens when Americans rise up
This is what happens when patriots
Do what the communists
Have been trying to do for so long
This doesn't look great
I want them to eat those words
I would like to print those words out
To see them eat those papers
I don't
I don't think this is going to age great
I think Alex might be needing to fire Harrison
Soon and it's not because he didn't take calls
On the American Journal
I think that this is something Alex is
You will be getting some calls from
The authorities
I think at a certain point Alex might have to pretend
A lot of this stuff didn't
This wasn't what we did
This is a rogue info wars employee
The views expressed by Harrison Smith
Do not represent
Never heard of him
He's an independent contractor
He found the Soros contract with Antifa though
Which he loved to report on Alex
Anyway, this is all just the globalists
Man, they've pushed patriots
Too far
I have in my note here
This is dramatically pro-storming
Coverage
Time and time again the American people have shrugged
And taken the blows on the back
Without so much as a whimper in protest
But finally
They have pushed too far
After stealing our last resort
We always knew in the back of our minds
In the back of our heads we had the numbers
We had the will we could through the electoral process
Maintain some semblance of control
Over what is supposed to be
Our representative democracy
Our republic
Well, they stole that from us
They took away the final lifeline
They destroyed the final pressure valve
And now the rage of the American people
Overflows as patriots
Storm into the United States Capitol
Waving Trump flags, waving American flags
Waving the Gadsen flag
Taking over the steps, pushing through the doors
Enforcing an evacuation
Of our representatives
As they halt the vote counting process
He's loving this
Yeah, yep
This is the best day of Harrison's career
It is so funny listening to that
In retrospect just because
Like this is an ocean wave
That's coming and all I can think
In my head is no, you guys
Have been terrorist edging for a long time
And your idiots came too soon
That's what happened
Yeah, and you're gonna end up having
To make the best of it
And I think that Alex can get that
Sense once he shows up
But Harrison isn't experienced enough
He doesn't really know how to play
The game that Alex needs
To play in order to be profitable
In situations like this
This is gonna take some fine threading
If you will
Because Harrison actually believes that there's a chance
That this is gonna lead to a real revolution
What Trump is gonna stay in office
Nonsense
So anyway, he tries to go to Alex
Because Alex is in D.C. somewhere
What are they gonna figure this out
That doesn't really
Can't quite get a hold of it, gotta go to break
But Americans are mad
And so when they stage elections
Alex Jones, more on the other side
The Capitol has fallen, the Patriots are in control
The Patriots are in control
The Capitol has fallen
So he's able to get a hold of Alex there
But he can't talk to him
Alex is just rambling
So they go to break
The fucking Capitol has fallen
Is the report
One thing that I like to do
Is sometimes while
The craziest shit is going on
I'm gonna split screen it on my computer
With just like a stock feed
The Capitol has fallen
Patriots have taken over
Stocks go up by like
One point
Do you think the stocks would just stay the same
If the entire United States
Had been overthrown
Well, I mean
And Patriots had come on
I know that the stock market lives and dies
By the reportage
Harrison Smith
He's the most trusted newsman of our generation
So favorite
Cronkite
Millennial Cronkite
That's what they call him
The young grey lady
Old wolf in sheep's clothing
Blitzer
So
Harrison has a little thought here
It's like, hey, we stopped the steal
Just the sheer crowds
All over
The Capitol steps
Waving stop the steal signs
Waving American flags for the time being
At least the steal has been stopped
We are no longer counting
The
No longer counting the votes
No longer debating the certification
It has all
We did it!
Mission accomplished everybody!
To continue as the lawmakers
And the other Capitol Hill staffers
Flea
I just have this picture in my head of
Harrison Smith in a
Fighter pilot out here
On an aircraft carrier
With a big banner
Yes, totally! 100%
Steal stopped
Big banner behind
I don't know if we can print up
A better Dewey defeats Trubin
We stopped the steal
At least he had the good sense to say
At least temporarily
Good work buddy
So there's some stuff going on
And it involves protesters
Right wing dig dongs
Assaulting officers
And Harrison's pretty excited about that
Now that
My god, now the protesters have gotten
Their hands on fire extinguishers
And are spraying them at the people
The congressional staffers
And members of the media
Who are attempting to film them
They're getting a face full of fire extinguisher gas
As police continue to radio
And we heard over the radio
From the US Capitol Police
We have lost control
We have lost control
Control now seated to
The patriots who have breached the Capitol
Alex did like days worth of coverage
About people yelling at Sarah Huckabee Sanders
At a restaurant
They made her feel bad
It was public
Every private citizen is entitled to the right
To go eat at a restaurant
What if they had sprayed her
With a fire extinguisher
Now that's fine
What is she afraid of her constituents
Strictly speaking that is assault
And we've already heard him talking about
Punching and macing
Coming towards the officers
So that's at least three instances
That Harrison is very keenly aware of
Of violence that's being
Done by these people
Against the cops
Now I mean like
No situation is perfect
At any protest
And I don't think that you can
Respond to the entirety
Of the group just based on the actions
Of an individual
But those people should definitely
Have been treated differently
What they're doing is not appropriate
And it's not property damage
That is directed towards bodily harm
And hurting another person
Which is now assault
Anyway I just want to make a clear line
Because Harrison later
Will pretend that he's not aware of any violence
No, nothing, no violent actions happen
So also
Interestingly Harrison's thrilled
That they've stolen police equipment
Control now
Seated to the patriots
Who have breached the capitol
And are moving ever more
You know, ever farther
Into this capitol building people
Dressed as pioneers
People carrying riot shields
From the capitol city police
MAGA hats
Confederate flags
American flags, Gadsen flags
I can't, I just can't imagine
You know, the picture
You know
Left wing protestors
Have stolen riot shields from police
And they've entered the state out
I can't imagine you being like
This is protest
You would say this is
America's fallen or whatever the fuck
But I guess he is actually saying America's fallen
We've now taken it
Yeah, we're stoked about it
I guess there isn't that much difference
Honestly
Weird to think of the number of dead
That there would have been
If this was a left wing crowd
Oh, the people who were
So many people would have been killed
Yeah, I think you're right
It's tough to litigate that kind of
What if
You know that whole
Like, how is it that
So many people could do this
I thought if you went for the capitol building
You would just get mowed down
If this was a left wing protest
Oh, believe me, you would have
It seems like
It seems that way
So Harrison's still giving positive coverage
Of this event
And at this point
He does know that they've shot tear gas
In the chamber
And
He's aware that someone got shot
He doesn't know any of the details about it
But he's aware that someone
There's reports that someone's been shot
And he's still like, eh, it's good times
From Disclosed TV
Protesters are smashing the doors to the U.S. House chamber
That's the image that we saw just a second ago
Of the furniture being piled up
In an attempt to prevent
Or at least waylay or delay the
Breaking into the House chamber there
U.S. Senate chamber has been evacuated
And senators are being taken to a secure location
Being instructed to put on masks
As tear gas is now inside
The U.S. Capitol Dome, folks
This is, again, unprecedented
This is history being made as we speak
So this is like
With severe
The situation is deteriorated to an outrageous extent
Yeah
And Harrison's still definitely cool with it
To the point where
He's saying like, yeah, they're rioting
But good, we took back
The Capitol
The security of the Capitol building
Has been utterly devastated
And decimated
Well, yeah, I guess we'll call them rioters
Why the hell not, right?
The rioters, the protesters, the patriots, the Americans
The Trump supporters, the revolutionaries
Have taken the Capitol
The U.S. Capitol has fallen to the American people
This day will go down
In history, ladies and gentlemen
And you're getting it all live here
Make no mistake about it
This would still be the tone if it had been successful
Yeah, totally
It would have been more jubilant
Yes, this would have continued
If shit did not fall apart
And people didn't just leave
I want to bottle the feeling of joy
That he felt for almost a short period of time
Because that must have been really nice
Yeah, but it also comes
Hand in hand with the embarrassment
That he's got to feel now
Because this was recorded
That's why I would only bottle the joy
And I would enjoy that like a cold glass of water
Mmm, that joy is delicious
That joy causes the hangover
Harrison, you can keep the embarrassment
And sadness of being you
Unfortunately, that joy
Has the hangover effect
Of realizing you were so naive
So fucking stupid
Anyway, at this point
Harrison has heard
He didn't mention it in that last clip
But he is aware at that point that someone had been shot
And so now he's reporting
That he's heard that someone got shot in the arm
Just got this information
Not confirmed, but we have reports
Of a woman shot in the arm
Attempting to breach the chamber
So we have guns drawn inside the chamber
Furniture piled against the door
The security is firing
Out through the door
And is apparently shot woman in the arm
So this is the reporting
That he's giving based on preliminary
Stuff which is incorrect
But, you know, oftentimes
As information is coming in
I'm not going to hold it against him too harshly
I am going to blame him
For being so goddamn boring
I've got to assure you all
Alex will be coming back eventually
We'll get to Alex
I mean, how can you
Think that you are living through
A successful overthrow of the United States
Government by your side
And still be this boring
Yeah
Well, I mean
On some level, he knows he took over
For David Knight
He knows where the breath of butter
He's got a big shoes to fill
Alex probably hired him
He's like, I need a boring guy
I need another boring guy
I need a backup boring guy
You're my boring understudy
You're my relief pitcher
At this point, there's a video going around
Of some people commandeering a window washing
Rig
And Harrison's fucking pumped
Oh my god, this is amazing
Now we're seeing video of the protesters
They seem to have commandeered
A window washing platform
And are raising themselves up
To the second floor to perhaps
Breach the windows there
Trump flags waving, American flags
Waving, shots have been fired
We have reports of one woman shot
From a protestor
A female protestor has been shot
By the capital security, presumably
Who is inside the
House chamber there
Piled up against the door
There were protestors trying to get through that door
Shots were fired through the window
Of that door and seemingly struck
A protestor
These are the unconfirmed reports
That we were receiving from less than a minute ago
And we'll continue to bring you updates
As we get them folks, this is
The revolution
And it's only going to be televised on
Infowars.com
What a dork
What a loser
I think this is only going to be covered
By Infowars. So funny
What a fucking...
We are getting reports that the Death Star
Is going to... Oh no, I can see it
Luke Skywalker has
Commandeered a window washing
Vehicle and he is slowly
Making his way towards the exhaust port
We are going
To be televising this. I love
The entire way. I love this dumb dumb
Ass kind of thing where it's
It would be like Richard Nixon
Is resigned. That's the kind of news
You're only going to hear
On my channel
No, everyone's going to cover that
Ladies and gentlemen, I am
Sad to report that JFK
Has been assassinated
You are only going to hear that
On Infowars
No one else is saying shit about it
Pretending this isn't like a gigantic
New story that is
Going to dominate every news cycle
For a while. So ridiculous
So at this point
Harrison, I don't know exactly
How it happens, maybe by way
Of images or a video
But Harrison comes
To the realization that this shooting is worse
Than he had realized
And this is not someone's arm
Now we're not having fun
The tone shifts dramatically
And very, very noticeably
And here we see the bloody
Stretcher and a woman
Oh my gosh, being a...
Putting pressure on a wound, it looked like
We heard reports she was shot in the arm
That looked like she was shot in the chest
Perhaps the collar bone
But absolutely covered in blood
As she's rushed away from the capital
This may be the first casualty
Of the second American Revolution
This woman who is presumably
Oh my god, and they're pumping her
Wow, they're pumping her
Chest, that means she was most likely
Unresponsive
That woman may have died
Or at least sustained a critical energy
So
Harrison, I don't know if he knows how to handle
A lot of this stuff
This is pretty, this is tough
Because you've been spending your entire day
Sort of teasing
People towards doing something like this
Celebrating as it happens
And now the reality
That someone has been shot
And is probably dead
It's tough
It's tough to cover all of that
Especially when you're someone like Harrison
Who just doesn't have the skills
It is in the real world
In his world
In the world that they all believe in
That should be
Expected
Well, that should be an expected casualty
Of your fucking revolution
Are you telling me
That you think you're going to overthrow a fucking country
And then you're going to get all
Wingy and sad when someone gets shot
And dies, fuck off
And I think there's some decent
Instincts on Harrison's part
With saying like the first casualty
Of the American Revolution
That's what you should be saying
That's him keeping it in the pocket
Of the Patriot lore
That he needs to build in real time
In order to be profitable
But at the same time
From an emotional standpoint
And from a performance standpoint
I don't see him being able to keep up
His
Character
As much as he's a believer
I understand that somebody's dead
In the real world
That's a fucking tragedy
What I'm saying is that these people
Are imagining themselves
As fucking revolutionaries
And then they all quit and cried
Because somebody died
You cannot scream
1776 at me
And then be like whoa somebody got shot
Oh my god
Alex's angle on it
Much better as soon as he comes around
Harrison's a little bit more of a mystery to me
And I think I am not entirely sure
I just don't think he's very good
No he sucks
He's supposed to be doing a job
But I just don't think he does it very well
And that's why you gotta get Alex and Owen on the phone
Shit's getting real
So they get on the phone
And Owen's trying to talk to Harrison
His good friend
Who saw him in that video
Alex just keeps yelling in the background
Contradicting the entire
Day's coverage
I'm on air right now
So basically
This is historic
The city is going under martial law
We caught Antifa provocateurs
But then triggered all this
So
Alex is gonna be breaking that down momentarily
Yeah in a moment Alex is gonna be explaining that
Antifa did all this
Cause now we gotta figure out a way to
Not have any kind of
Involvement
This is gonna look bad
We gotta thread this needle baby
Oh man
These white people are so fucking entitled
They think they're entitled to a revolution
Without getting hurt
Or looking bad
So Alex is decreeing in the background yelling
While Owen's on the phone
That they're gone commercial free
Commercial free on all shows
Commercial free
Historic
They're sending in National Guard
It's absolutely insane
All because Antifa
Antifa
Dressed up like Patriot with knee pads
And arm pads
Attack the police to stage the trigger event
So they triggered this stampede
We have the witnesses, we have the puts
I guess at this point he had taken the phone
From Owen which is probably smart
It would be smart because Owen clearly doesn't have the lines yet
No no
Alex can just rattle off these
This narrative
Without anything
No no and it could be a switch
That he flips instantly and just be like
Oh are we doing Antifa now?
Okay I'll switch to my Antifa rambling nonsense
And I don't think
If I have my timeline right
The National Guard definitely had not been
No they had not been
But this is tough
Because this is a direct contradiction
Of Harrison's narrative
That he's been building for hours at this point
Watching this event happen live
This is Patriots who have
Righteous indignation, they've been pushed too far
No it's not
It's Antifa provocaturing
And they're the ones
Who stormed things the Patriots
Were trying to keep it peaceful
They had not had enough, they could put up with much more
So now we have two
Completely contradictory narratives being sold
Now
Owen is on the same phone call with Alex
And he is there
He's contradicting Alex
It's so tough to really
Put this into perspective because here's the deal
We're not violent revolutionaries
But they've taken our country
Our country is occupied
And you can debate all day long
What the appropriate response is
The point is we finally have a response
And we haven't had any fight in our congress
We haven't had any fight in our legislatures
And so this is what's going to happen
Is we the people are going to have to fight
Revolutionaries
But the history is definitely being made right now
I don't know if today is the turning point
That will change the course
Of American history
Or if this is just the nexus
Of the beginning
So this is a direct contradiction of Alex
He's closer to the narrative that Harrison
Has been selling throughout the day
This is a Patriots who have had enough
Now the thing that I have a difficult
Time with is we can have
Different opinions about
Whether pasta is good
Like maybe you don't like it
Who, you and me?
We have differences
We both agree that pasta exists
I begrudgingly
Admit that
They have fundamental
Contradictions about the reality
Of what has happened
And what it means
These two things cannot coexist together
And they're asking their audience to believe
That it's just
A little disagreement that we have
It's sort of an interpretation thing
No, it's not, it's very important
I think that's something that's under
Appreciated
About
I think the difference that we're seeing between
These and the Black Lives Matter protests
Is
Kind of built around
The fact that all of these
Right-wing ding-dongs are fighting a different enemy
Like they all have their own
Conception of the evil
Of the evil government
Whether it's lizards or anything
It's all completely different
From the person standing next to them
They have same things they chant
And say things they scream
But deep down they're all fighting a different fight
And in Portland
Everybody was fighting the same
Singular fight
And one of the things that I actually think
Is at the core of
Why I disagree with you
About the nature of what
Happened on Wednesday
Where you're saying they all look stupid
And this is going to have a deflationary effect
I look at this
And I worry that
The way that it will be used
This event will be used
In the same way that things like Ruby Ridge
And Waco were used
In the 90s
In the aftermath of those events
You had the Rocky Mountain
Rendezvous
Where you had a bunch of different
People who also didn't see eye to eye
About what their enemy was
Some people thought it was
Just a big government
Some people thought it was the Jews
And they all got together
And were like well we got to work together
And that is what emboldened
And grew the militia right wing community
In the 90s
I do worry that this will have a galvanizing effect
Especially with you have a death
That
Spoiler alert is
That Alex is going to try and use
To make a martyr out of
That is going to be the game that Alex ends up playing
Right
You have a lot of the essential elements
That you would need to try and create
This focal point
Where you could get people of different
Like what
How could you get QAnon folks
And Alex to work side by side
Right
This is something
That we could reach
A detente over
I get that
The difference for me between
The ruby ridge and those examples
That you have given are that
They were
In response to an aggressor
There were people coming
At them as well
It was not a
A bunch of morons
And the cops let them go
There was a conflict
I know we are not going to do all that
We don't have time to get into all of that
But
I will say that perception is
What's more important than reality
In terms of patriot lore
The stories that can be told
Can
Put people in the roles that they need to be in
In order to make the story
That you would see as a bunch of losers going home
And living stupid as being
Exactly what's needed
I will be interested to see how they do it
I'm not saying that is what's going to happen
As I was seeing all this happen
That was the fear that I got
That was the worry that I have
About the pieces of this
And the way that I see Alex responding to it
Understood
That is kind of
But I don't know, we'll see
Anyway, everybody is contradicting each other
In a way that is
It's just
It's incomprehensible
If you're a listener, I guess you just got to be on team Owen and Harrison
Or team Alex
Or whoever
And now, Harrison has realized that
Someone got shot, probably dead
You know what
These protesters, they were completely nonviolent
Get the fuck out of the only
Violence I have seen perpetrated so far
Beyond one or two
Punches in return
For a punch thrown by a police officer
The only violence I have seen has been
The cold blooded point blank shooting
Of a woman in the chest
By the capital
Police, rather
That's the only violence
Gone are the memories of people shooting fire extinguishers
At cops
Anytime they punch
Because a cop punched them first
Sure, they punched a cop, but that's not violence
That's more like, you know
We're all tough guys here
So now the entire tone has kind of changed
For Harrison, and he's in justification mode
And it's almost entirely
For a long stretch of time
Him talking about how the left gets to protest
Sure
But if you protest against them, then you get shot
The leftists are saying, just shoot them all
You know, if you dare protest against us
We can protest, we can burn your city down
For a year and a half
For four years, we can just
Obstruct everything, we can destroy everything
We can murder people in cold blood
Vice magazine will give us
A good 30 minute documentary
In order to air our views
To smear the dead man
To call him racist in a bigot
To see in order to justify his death
That's the reaction you get if you are a
Protester on the left
This is really hollow for me
But it seems to be like their mic drop moment
Because Harrison just keeps coming back
To that argument, and it's just, I don't care
Yeah, get the fuck out of here
So he hears
What Ted Cruz's response is
I think Harrison's a little bit surprised
To learn that Ted Cruz is not
On board with this
From Ted Cruz, he says, quote
Capital need to stop now
The Constitution protects peaceful protest
But violence from the left or right is always wrong
I have not seen any violence
From the protesters yet
Am I wrong? Can the crew tell me?
Have I seen violence from the protesters?
You've mentioned some of this
You commented on it earlier, sir
And you were excited about it
Yes, you were stoked, in fact
Things change
Speaking of things changing
Harrison better fucking hope
That he's talking about in this clip
Didn't do what he's saying they did
Because if so, they're going to prison
The people who have been able to successfully break into
Senate offices
And congressional offices
Did so with such swiftness
That the protesters there
Were, I'm sorry, the staffers
And congressmen
And senators there were unable
To even grab their information
Grab their papers, or even shut down
Their computers, so now unlocked
And open to anybody, those computers
Are being accessed by the protesters
Who themselves are gathering information
Downloading hard drives, or stealing
The hard drives outright
We can expect to see the fallout from this
Continue on for a very long time
But I remind you again, after a year
Of complete chaos
A year of protest, a year of
Literally tens of thousands
Of violent riots
I'm not saying that it's impossible
That some people took some stuff
Or might have accessed some stuff
But that's a very serious
Like national security problem
That's a sitcom plot
That's something that I don't think
That people will take lightly
What did Chandler bring home
From the White House?
Uh oh, it's the governor's fucking hard drive
Oh no!
It's Schumer's mother board
What are we going to do?
We got to get rid of it
It'll be good to
If these fucking ding-dongs
Didn't live stream themselves without masks on
Going into these offices
Where allegedly they are stealing
Maybe privileged or classified information
It's a good thing that
They decided to storm one of the
Least heavily surveilled buildings
Without masks on
That capital building
I'm glad they just don't have many cameras there
Or recording equipment of any kind
To like
The perfect heist
Anyway, were they filming
Was George Clutie there?
Was this like a Jimmy Fallon
In that Boston movie?
It's Pawn's 11
So at this point
Alex has suggested that it's Antifa
That is orchestrating or
Provocatiring all of this
This is still real to him, man
We've heard time and time again
How valuable protests are
How good protests are
How Antifa's only an idea
How Black Lives Matter is
Simply a set of beliefs
That if you don't believe you're racist
And we've watched silently
Because we always knew that
At the end of the day we had our vote
That when it came right down to it
The American system was powerful enough
Flexible enough
As we're talking about to
Voting maintain
And we knew that if we just trusted
And exerted our rights
As members of a republic
And citizens of this democracy
That we could
Regain our footing and get back on track
Well, that vote has been stolen from us
If you're wondering what is inspiring
The overwhelming
Activity that we're seeing here
Nonviolent activity
Through the Capitol building
And start to destroy things
It's that that last release valve
Has been taken, destroyed
Perverted and prevented from being
Accessed and used by
The people who
For so long have patiently stood by
And watched their country
Literally burned around them
So I guess it wasn't Antifa provocaturing things
I guess it was that people had
Had their right to vote stolen
And they'd had enough and this is the only thing
Antifa who exploited that
To make them do things that they didn't
Want to do even though the things that
They did are the things that they did want to do
I bet, I bet
If pushed, Alex might be able
To come up with that but that's not
I don't think you can sell that one
This next clip is really where
I found myself saying
Oh Alex, oh no
This is
Sad
This is really indicative of how Alex operates
Mike down for this because
Owen's going to talk about this shooting
And he listened to Alex's response
Point is
There's video now
Of the shooting having taken place
So Alex
Based on nothing
His response is that's probably
Fake. This shooting is
Probably fake
Alex, I saw somebody going out there
I'm just throwing that out there in case you want to use that later
Things are crazy. Just in case you were wondering
And Harrison has to come in and be like
There's video, you can't deny this
That's fake
That's just random, that's knee jerk
He's basing that on nothing
That makes us look bad
Let's say it's fake first and let's just see if we can get away with it
Let's see how it feels
Let's taste it in our mouths
So he has been now refuted
By both of his employees
Alex, no
Who are not getting the lines
We cannot do that
There's video
Can't fight that
So Alex makes up another detail
So now Pence has also
Betrayed President Donald Trump
So Trump is now
A man on a mountain
By himself and he has we the people
Fighting for him
By the way, the police just confirmed
One woman was shot in the leg inside the capital
Alex is making up that confirmation
He didn't get that confirmation from anybody
She didn't get shot in the leg
He's just making that up because he has to
He has to admit that someone got shot
And it's not fake because of the pushback
That he got from his employees
But he can't let it be as serious
As it looks like it might be
So it's someone shot in the leg
And he can't also just say he was wrong
He has to say I got word that it was confirmed
Yes, it's all made up
So Alex has decided
That this is Antifa
And he explains his evidence
For this and when I say evidence
I'm being incredibly generous
I would describe this
As he imagined
Okay, yeah, okay
Folks saw him militarily come in
A lot of vets were over there and they said
They were very military
They came in and attacked the riot police
And said let's go, let's do it
Got some people to follow him
Then they all pulled out real quick
And I ran to a bunch of experts who were witnesses
To what else happened but as soon as I saw the footage
Trump had just announced I'm going to drive
In 20 minutes over there from his big rally
For a peaceful protest here at the capital
Within minutes of that everybody was like
Whoa, whoa, people are attacking the police
All this crazy stuff is happening
All this crazy stuff is going down
All this crazy stuff is unfolding
And then boom I was like man they're going to do
Provocateur action and sure enough minutes later
That happened 95% is provocateur
We have the witnesses, we have the footage
We have so much, we have the witness footage
We have the witnesses, the footage
And the witness footage
We got it all
We got all three kinds of footage
Alex is basically just saying
Do a provocateur thing so they did
I proved it
We saw it, there's this guy, he was dressed
It's amazing how good Antifa is
He was dressed exactly like you would
Expect somebody at this rally to be dressed
He was screaming things that
Like I screamed so you know
That he was Antifa because they wouldn't say the things
That I see
We all know that Antifa is mostly out of work theater
Students
And they are so good, this guy even had a Nazi tattoo
On his neck, how good is Antifa
At Provocateur
Amazing, amazing how good they are
As not that committed
They're infiltrators
So one of the things that was jarring about this
Is they kind of go back and forth from Harrison
Doing some reporting and Alex
Doing his yelling
And so Harrison
You know I would say
One of the most important things in a situation like this
Is not
To just say anything on air
When you have a tense situation
And you have
A lot of information coming in
Some of it might be wrong
You might want to vet some things
I understand that there is an impulse to report everything
As quickly as you can
Sometimes it's best to take a breath
And wait a little while
Harrison is from a different school
This is unconfirmed
But it does say that protesters are engaging
U.S. Secret Service
Hand to hand combat
Unconfirmed
That's a troll post
Or not
Usually not good on your news outlet
To read something and then afterwards
When you sound stupid coming out of your mouth
That might be trolling
Ladies and gentlemen I am just getting word
That Olympus has fallen
Oh wait no that might be a troll
Wait earlier I did say
That the
Capital is falling
Well there's that
That might have been trolling
Look there's a communist Chinese takeover
With the new world order of the country
They're trying to steal the election
They're trying to bankrupt the nation
They're telling us the country shouldn't even exist
They're telling us the word mother and father can't exist
This is a communist takeover
And everybody knows it and so the America is starting to push back
And ggping and everybody else seems to know
You're the one starting all this not us
And you're the ones that are going to pay
Just like Hitler and just like all the rest of scumbags
And you know this is what happens
This is the result
If you don't deal with a cancer
And you have cancer and you don't deal with it
Until it's too late they basically only have one shot
And that's just a chemotherapy
Radiate the hell out of you
And then hope you can survive
That's what we're going through
We've had a cancer in this country for decades
We've had a communist Chinese takeover for decades
We've been occupied by tyrants
For decades and we've been ignoring it
Whoa that's pretty
Severe
I mean we're at a point now where they have no reason
To be like gung ho
About this
Everyone's backed off buddy
It's
Troubling
What a bunch of idiots
This is how
It was going to go
How is this taking them
By so much surprise
Well I think that
They're used to acting
In ways that would conceivably
Lead to something like this
And then it never happens
And so I think that
They're pretty used to that outcome
And so it's kind of surprising to be
The stars have aligned in such a way
That other influences
Are actually making this happen
I don't know if they know
How to react
And that's why I think you see a little bit of flailing
You see
Contradictory narratives
Being thrown out
You have Alex trying to insist it's antifa
And that last clip seemed to sound like
He was saying it's great
I don't know
It's weird
I think it's because the only thing they're not allowed to say
Is the only thing that would make any sense
For any of them to say which is just
You guys weren't supposed to actually do it
Yeah
This was about stealing your money
Yeah
And now look at us
I'm disappointed in you
Yeah
It's weird
So in order to really thread the needle
Successfully one of the things you have to do
Is cast aspersions on the people who actually
Did follow through with it
So there are people who have speculated
That the Q Shaman
Weirdo guy
He was antifa
Yeah come on buddy
Who else is antifa
Give him more names
People are now looking into
Some of the people that have broken in
They're seeing tattoos
Suspiciously like
Communist
Communist things
We're seeing his incredible shots from inside
The capital dome
So there's a guy who had a tattoo that everyone thought was a hammer and a sickle
And it turns out it's a symbol from like a video game
Dishonored
So they were like oh he's a commie
He can't actually, this isn't really
Yeah
Oh so he had Corvo's little tattoo on his hand
What a nerd
So funny
Nick Fuentes in Baked Alaska
Are figures
They're media figures
They were on your show
Yes, Nick Fuentes was on like a week ago
He was on a week ago
He was with you the last time you were in DC
Was he antifa then or now?
Pick one!
They just conveniently ignore that
What a bunch, he's gonna be back on InfoWars
Probably today
They're gonna have to get Fuentes on soon
What happened on Thursday
We're keeping this as a bottle episode of Wednesday
And then on Monday we'll cover
We'll go from there
Just because of the
Stupidity of all this
But yeah, I would assume that
At least by the time the weekend's over
Fuentes will have made some sort of
A play for Harrison's job
Anyway
We end the Alex Jones show
And we end up going into
The War Room
Smooth transition
No, he has to leave
He's done
He's had a long day
To be fair
He was on air for a long time
Seven straight hours
He did hold up at least in terms of
Not completely falling apart
Which is faint praise, but I'll give it to him
I don't think I could do seven hours
I don't think I absolutely not
Especially this is an intense seven hours
I don't think he did a good job, but he did a job
Yeah, no, I would have been like
Guys, we shouldn't be doing this
This is not for us right now
What's really funny is that Alex
Oh, and also
Not to add more praise on
But Alex had said we're cutting commercials
So he had no breaks
For basically the last
Hour that he's been on air
But like
Alex keeps saying
We're gonna go into the fourth hour
While they're in the fourth hour
They're about to start the war room
He has no idea, but again
Time zones
And he's
There's a revolution going on
It's a little bit funny because
You can hear the producer's voice like
War room
I would make that mistake too
That's understandable for sure
Now with the mistake I would not make
Is Tom Pappert
No, Tom Pappert is hosting the war room
Oh, that was a big mistake
And this guy sucks
He's pretty scary
Local news has reported
The protesters have moved inside
The Kansas
House chambers as well
I'm getting additional reports from Kentucky and Georgia
The protesters are making their way
Inside the state capital
Buildings
What seems to have set this off, of course
Is all of this happened
Mere seconds after Mike Pence
Announced his ultimate betrayal of President Trump
And said that he would not
Fight for him in the electoral college
So I would say that everybody
Has like real different
Vibes
So Pence is
Antifa
He was the one who instigated this whole thing
Well, here's the vibe
I would say
Harrison is like
Kill him all
That's where he's at
And he's like the revolution
But he's also drastically
Affected in a kind of human way
About the fact that someone died
And it ruins a lot
Of the vibe
Tom Pappert wants
Everything to burn
He thinks this is great
But he also thinks that
We need to do way more
Good
He's much more accelerationist
And then Alex can't quite figure out
If it's Antifa or if he's glad
And Owen
I don't even know
What the fuck he's on
Listen to this shit
Owen's talking to Tom Pappert
And like
The police pull again
Unruh to police cars
Never did they do this once this summer
When churches burned, buildings burned
Businesses were looted
You never saw a response like this once
Never once
I would make an argument
I would even listen to an argument that says
This is the appropriate response for what's happening today
I would listen to that
Great because that's the argument I would make
It's the fucking capital building
It's people storming
The fucking capital building
Of the country
You could make the argument
That this is a very serious real thing
Much more so than someone
Stealing stuff from Target
And I would listen to that argument
Because that's the argument I would make
Why would you tell me
That you would listen to that argument
Why would you tell me that
Because it's the argument that really hurts your argument
Obviously
If you were to make the argument that this was real
I would agree with you
Now even so
Some of the police responses that we've seen
Over the course of the summer were pretty
Severe
No
I don't want to get into a game
With scale or playing that
Because I don't actually think that I would be the most credible source on that
But
I would say that
There was a lot of police action
Against people
Before
And also
Whatever they did
In terms of defending the capital building
You kind of
Would see it and be like
It's the capital building
We can talk about how many
Almost no arrests
We can talk about that stuff
But I think what's a more telling
Statistic is
How many fucking
Casualties there were
There were fewer people with broken hands
Like that type of shit
Those types of oh I got shot in the face
With a rubber bullet
Oh I got blood coming from my nose
Because I was hit by three fucking cops
There was none of that shit going around
It seems like there's less
That I've heard of
I mean
It's tough
Because obviously I don't think
That the police should be
Law enforcement
I'm not in the business of saying
What did you expect
I don't like that tone
But had
Things gone differently
Over the summer
And people had made it over that barricade
When they were around the white house
Have been super surprised
People got shot for trying to rush
The white house
I'm not saying that people should have been shot
For rushing the capital building
But what I am saying is
I am not surprised by
Any level of law enforcement response
When it comes to the fucking capital
Or the white house
Or I just don't understand
Why they're playing games with that
I think that's one of the reasons that I'm
Just not as
Okay
When Portland happened
You had fucking stormtroopers
Against people
And the pictures that came out
Were all in the middle of the night
And everybody looked fucking cool
The cops looked cool
They looked like the fucking beasts from movies
They looked so strong
And the protestors
They were the protestors from movies
They looked so strong
And in this one
We just gotta let you guys get this out of your system
And we have idiots storming
We have people fucking
Putting their feet up on Nancy Poloski's
Fucking desk
Some people might think that's pretty cool
It is cool, but it's also pathetic and stupid
I think you're coming at this
From a very subjective standpoint
I understand
You have a particular view of what's cool
And what kind of movies you like
But they do too
These are people that are
Foto tattoo, Dan
These are all people who live in fucking fantasy movies
That's the guy who's hanging out with the shaman
Alex is their leader
No, he's not
These are all fucking sci-fi nerds
That is true
It does seem like there's a lot of that
But
Look, the bottom line is this was Antifa
Yeah, okay
Alex is pretty sure of that
He's pretty much sure
Antifa started this
They're all wearing the same outfits
Shoulder pads, knee pads, mask
The people are pissed, they got him up there
A few people broke in, went in
Could've arrested him, could've tasered him
Shouldn't have shot that woman
So they've already committed the big crime there
This does not need to escalate
And we need to have our path to victory
By exposing the fraudulent election
With the massive evidence that came out
So Alex is really at a point where he's like
Let's de-escalate
And I honestly
Kind of get it
I get his perspective
Not because I agree
I do agree
Sure, sure, sure, sure
But I get where he's coming from
And it became very clear as I listened on
What did that captain
Sorry about the choppiness
That was a bad connection for Alex
Yeah
And that's what this comes down to
And they just fired first that woman in the neck
And if she dies, that's on you
So Alex is justifying basically
Now a war on the government
Because they've taken first blood
By shooting this woman
Which I thought he
That kid confirmed was just in the leg
But I guess that's not the case anymore
I would argue that if
Somebody who believed
In violent conspiracy theories
Was
Encouraged to go to the mall
And then stormed the
Capital building and was killed
That's probably more on people like Alex
I think it's
It's tough to
Because people have such similar information
Streams that are very separate
That's why I said people like Alex
It's that sphere
It's the whole sphere
Yeah, her death is on
Her death is on the
Right wing media ecosystem
It's hard to personalize responsibility
Or to make it like Alex, you did this
Because that's
Kind of nebulous
And impossible to nail down
Totally
It does feel to me
That you look at what is most
Responsible
For the circumstances that lead
To this, it's people believing
In a fictional reality
And there's a lot of people who
Are responsible for
Creating, reinforcing
Worsening
And Alex is certainly one of them
Everybody on Fox News should be
Slapped
If they say anything
You can hear them saying
Shit that people on Fox News said
Two days before, so it's on you
Everybody there should have been
Slapped in the face while it was going on
It's your fucking fault
But now, Alex wants you to de-escalate
He wants everyone to go home
Such a surprise
It's time to go home
We were starting to win
Of showing the fraud
That's why they activated the provocateurs
To trigger this, I believe
And it looks just like Antifa
So the reason that Alex is saying
Everyone go home, de-escalate
Is because he has what he thinks he needs
He thinks that everything that
He was hoping to accomplish
And trying to make
Lemonade out of the lemons
That life has given him
Obviously the most profitable route
Is doing just the terrorist edging
Game that he constantly does
That's super manageable for him
But now that this has happened
It's tough, but
On the bright side
Alex doesn't realize that Congress
Will just reconvene in the evening
And certify the election results
So he thinks that there's a stay of execution
That's going on here
Simultaneously
He has this woman
Who has been killed by the police
That he believes he can
Build a murder narrative
Out of
He has all of the optics that he needs
To build upon, move forward
He's decided that this is Antifa
And he's going to put it on the left
He has everything that he needs
As long as it doesn't get worse
And so
That's what he's encouraging people to do
He has no real effect on anyone's actions
I don't believe
Absolutely not
Imagine somebody in the Capitol
Building after having stormed it
Like hold on, I got word from Alex
We all got to go home guys
Hold on guys, I'm listening to the very highly rated
War Room program
Wait, I thought everyone was in DC
Yeah, Tom Pepper toasting today
Turn it off
So one of the dead giveaways
That Alex is just like
Listen, we can't let this get worse
Is this
I would advise all the great people
Down here to understand we are contesting
We are fighting, we've not reached this point yet
I would advise people to get off the streets
By six o'clock tonight
Alex is telling people to accept a curfew
What?
Hey, you know what happens when your revolutionary
Movement is led by a bunch of
Rich people and grifters
And scam artists
And your
Supreme leader is a fucking
Coward asking vice presidents
To overthrow a country for him
And then he decided to run away
He ran away, he
Fleed from your
Overthrowing capital
And then your hero
Anti-government guy tells you
Listen to the state
When they tell you to go home at a certain time
Totally, listen to that curfew
Hey, you know who we're fighting?
The literal Christian devil
But nightfall
We only fight in the day
Now I have been spending a lot of time
Yelling about how curfews are basically
You know, that
And masks are basically slavery
Government overreach
Go home by six
It's nightfall guys, gotta go home
This is actually kind of interesting
At this point Alex reports
That this woman who was shot has died
This is way before
Yeah, I was gonna say we didn't find that out
No
We got really bad news
Try to get her name
Is that from our police sources or is that
That's exclusive
Guys, the woman that they shot
Looks like some type of
Security for the senators, the woman they shot died
So the woman
She's dead
I gotta go talk to the
Our folks, we got DC police
That we've got hired off duty
I gotta give you the latest stuff and they're talking to
Capital Police right now
I don't know what to make of this
Because it did end up being correct
I still don't think Alex had a source on that
I think that was just a good bet
Yeah, I think he knew that there was a good chance
She was going to pass
And decided to make it definitive
Claim there was a source
Yeah
Up until that point all the confirmed reports
Were very much like
Nonsense
Well, I mean
The real world
Right
The reporting was like
He saw her get
This type of medical treatment
Which they only give in the most
Extreme of circumstances
So it would be surprising
Critical condition
It's a good bet
I doubt he knew
When I said that the reports
Of confirmed reports are nonsense
I mean the things that Alex has tried to pass off
We just had a misunderstanding
We got a crossfire
So Alex now in light of this
What have you made
Or maybe somebody has given him a tip
That she has passed
Now we need to set the narrative
I see at m4wars.com
I'm not mad, we're just directing live from the air
That it still says watch live
Today's the day Alex Jones leads
Largest patriot movement in history
Through DC
Let's update that
That DC now under martial law
Feds murder innocent woman
Pence turns against Trump
Okay let me give you that one again
DC now under martial law
Feds shoot and kill innocent woman
Pence turns against Trump
We have to get the narrative out
Of the truth of them killing this woman
You gotta get the narrative out
This is the narrative that we need to set
Pence is now the bad guy
The cops murdered this woman in cold blood
In the cities under martial law
And of course the sub-narratives
Of course the martial law was precipitated by
False flag
Takeover of the Capitol building
That was provocateur by Antifa
Fight the power but also go home at six
Yeah Alex is trying to make this work
And it's just just pathetic
So he has some footage
Of this shooting
And he constantly describes it
As execution style
And again that's just the narrative
That's being set
I saw the video
So yeah
I have unfortunately also seen this video
I did not want to
A bunch of times
And it seems very clear
That he has made a point to
Have everyone say
That this was execution
Because that term is now used
Like almost blank at least
And get this
This is weird
Alex has found a first hand witness
Oh my god
What a shock
We got a witness
You got a first hand witness
You don't get to tell me
That you're revolting
And overthrowing the government
And then be like
Oh this innocent woman
Was murdered in cold blood
By the cops
No you said you're fighting a revolution
People die in a revolution
Or conversely Antifa provocateur
Things
And then she wouldn't be
I don't understand
So if she's not
It's hard to figure out exactly
What the narrative is
Basically they're all false flag provocateurs
Except for her
She was a hero
I can care that she was killed
Because I'm living in the real world
Where
What happened was a woman's brain
Was destroyed and melted
And then here we are
But they can't care
Because they're fighting a real fucking war
Against the devil
They should all be expecting to die immediately
That's what you're fighting
The literal Christian devil
Yeah and
Don't hand ring about one person dying
It does seem weird
And it also seems weird to go
Half way
In terms of like we have breached
The capitol building
We'll fight another day
Like it seems weird if you think that you're up against
The actual devil
You're already mid stream
It's very weird
But that's because that's not really what they want
They don't want that
It's like what you were saying
The people who they're probably the most mad at
Are the people who followed through with what they keep saying
Should be done
We want your money
We don't actually want a Ron Paul presidency
Do you realize what would happen if that should happen
We would lose our money
Yeah so Tom Pappert
Hosts for a little while and
This is just he's doing the work
To build up this narrative that
This woman was a martyr
I will completely admit that I am a
Chauvinist and I forced all of our female
Reporters on the ground to get the hell out of there
One is on a train
Getting multiple states away right now
This is not a safe place
The tip of the spear
Multiple states away
It's not the time to be a martyr
They've already made a martyr
And that is what this young woman will be
The police shot
And killed a woman
Because they didn't like her form of
Protest
I'd say
I mean if your form of protest is
Storming the capitol building I would argue
Yeah
So
So this is all the martyr
Now is not the time to martyr yourself
Obviously we're fighting the devil
Yeah I'm going to
Tell you that I have
Some real negative feelings
About how Alex handles the
Fact that he has footage
Of this shooting
But there's a really
Interesting dynamic at play
About the
Providence of this footage
And Alex
Kind of reveals too much
And then it pretends that he didn't
Say these things
I have seen a snuff film
Today
I just saw footage of an innocent woman
That one of our own
Cameraman followed the crowds into the
Senate
And I watched them execute an unarmed woman
With a drum flag shooting her in the neck
At point blank range
We are uploading the footage
Right now
So one of your camera people, one of your employees
Was one of the people who was along
And was there close enough
To get this video
Of this woman being shot
Interesting
So that is what he's saying
Weird
You would think that the psycho
And we had a cameraman in there
All of a sudden everybody would go
Stabbing him through the neck
Alex that hurts
Don't do this
So Owen is freaking out
About the criminals in congress
I just think this is a little
I think I kept this clip because it's so out of place
It's a weird outburst
And this is the biggest frustration
And this is why this is so difficult
Why we're on a high wire here
We're not at war with the police
I don't look at the police like my name
I don't look at Antifa like my name
I don't look like BLM as my enemy
But man the fucking criminals
Are sitting in that fucking building
Taking my fucking country
And I'm fucking sick of it man
I'm gonna send him stuff and see what happens
You're damn right
Because they take our kindness for weakness
So now they're on top of
A building I think
At a press location
This sounds like three dudes at a bar
Arguing about how they fucking lost
And they're like no no no we won the game
We'll get them next time
It's really hard to tell
But that was bizarre
So anyway Rob do is there too
He's hanging out
I watched this death film
Yeah I just watched it a couple times
It's pretty sad she's climbing
Why don't you come here
I understand you just watched it
When is the network gonna have it
I'm not ready to show it yet
Because I wanna give viewer discretion's advice
Describe what you want
We're gonna show you the HD footage
In a minute of the execution
So Alex's big take on this
Is that the media and the news
Played the police footage
Of the killing
Of George Floyd
And so he's like well
I'm gonna play this I want you to watch it
I want it next hour
Because we're gonna slow it down
So you get to see her
Because George Floyd that thing on his neck
And he's doing it on heroin
It's a terrible thing
The cops are in the wrong but they didn't do it on purpose
This is on purpose I want you to
See her die slow
Because believe me if she was still here
She'd want to be
Seeing for what she did
Executed while she was just trying
To execute her own First Amendment
So we're gonna play the footage
Raw next hour
That's psychologically so fucked up
I want you to watch her die slow
That's so gross
She would have wanted me
You don't even know who this person is
I mean you can guess some things
About her based on the fact that she stormed the capital
Yeah
But those would be weak assumptions
They wouldn't be great
But Tom Pappert is doing his job
Alex has declared this an execution
And so while he's hosting he's really trying to push that
Again Infowars has exclusive video
Of the martyr of DC
The maga martyr
Who was executed
Sean execution style
I've seen the video
I don't know what else you call it
By these
Jack boots
Of Muriel Bowser
By the Jack boots
Of Joe Biden
Are you fucking nerds
Get the fuck out of here
Call them Koopa Troopas
Yeah no kidding
Her name is Bowser
Make use of it
So anyway Pappert also let's slip
That the person who got this footage
Is employed by Infowars
I know the Infowars cameraman
Who was in the room
Who captured the footage when it happened
Say his name out loud
The man is okay, he's a strong man
But I don't know if I would be
So Tom Pappert is playing
Some clips
Responding to him
At this point there's a group of Trump supporters
Who find a media setup
And they start attacking the lights
Sure
And what have you
I haven't seen any violence though
I was watching this
And Tom Pappert is playing this video
And he has to pretend
That he can't see Trump flags
It's so pathetic
More clashes happening
It appears between
The media
And Trump supporters
Or is that the left
I can't tell what kind of flag that is
But more clashes happening in DC
As the sun starts to go down a little bit
Things are going to get a little bit darker
And the people will come out
There's appear to be lights
Looks like somebody was maybe doing a stand up
Some news outlet was doing a stand up
That's just dumb as well
To the media
To my friends in the media
I've given my reporters
And we are the renegade news outlet
That is doing this
By the seat of our pants
I told my people go home
Nobody's going to get shot today on my watch
Mainstream media journalists
You're not safe for anti-fire police either
I'm sorry
That's not a threat
That's an observation
Because these people are feral
I think you might need to go to therapy
Okay, here's the problem
Here's the problem
Here's why that's so obviously
Transparently bullshit
Because if they were
Antifa provocateurs
They would still be carrying
Trump flags
They wouldn't be carrying antifa flags
Oh, yeah, that's true
That's a great point
Also, based on
Based on what Tom Pepper is describing
Conflict journalism should not exist
Yeah
Hey, look
I understand everyone's curious what's going on in the war zone
But you journalists are fucking stupid
Hey, hey
Journalists
The cops in antifa are gonna
They're not your friends
Come after you too
No, they're not
You guys are
Something bad happens
On this broadcast
And that is they've been teasing
This death footage
That they're gonna play
Viewer discretion advised
But they get scooped
Someone else releases it
Okay, we will be going live
Here in just a second with Alex Jones
He's going to come in and break the video
Sorry, it's just my cry
I was telling them do not upload this video anywhere
It is an infowars exclusive
And then all of a sudden I'm seeing it go up
So I'm not sure what happened there
Somebody else got there first
Some other dude, Michael Koudre
A guy from the stop of steel
Got the footage and he uploaded it
And got scooped
No longer at infowars exclusive
They can still get Rob do though
I don't know
He might be in the wind
Yeah, so
I noticed
There are similarities in how
Harrison is aping
Traits and patterns
That Alex Jones
Does
Exactly, and I noticed
That Tom Papert is doing an impression of
Or just basically
Alex does it, so it's totally fine
And that is reporting something
Based on imagining it
I guarantee you as we speak
Right now, they're trying to use the 25th
Amendment to remove Trump and do a
Full and complete and total coup
Right before our eyes, I guarantee you
That's the conversation and Mike Pence
Is leading it, I could almost
This is without sources, I'm just telling you
I know how these people think, I've spent enough time covering them
Like Alex Jones has, not nearly as much as him
But you figure it out pretty quick, they're sick
I'm making this up and I guarantee
Because I know I've followed these people for so long
They're sick and I know what they're doing
And it's all just based on nothing
I feel so true though
This is a coup
You know, after we stormed the Capitol
Building, they're gonna
Coup, wait
Our guy's the president now
Speaking of coup
So now is the coup
You know who's conspicuous in their absence
Who?
Steve Pachennik
He's gotta get those ballots
He's gotta find those
Ballots man, they've got
Black chain
I would say call number one
For me, if I'm Alex
Steve, get your ass on air
Trump is abandoning us
So it's time for Melania to take over
Also conspicuous in their absence
Roger Stone
Hey Roger, do you want to come on?
No, I don't
Please leave a message
For Roger Stone
That shit's going to voicemail
I am not dealing with Alex's bullshit today
Nope, nope
Gotta eat a sandwich myself
I am drunk in the bunker
So we get now to
Alex's first hand
Guy who got the video
Sure
Now, Alex is going to pretend
That he hasn't already said that this person works
For info wars
Alright, Tyler Hansen is here with us
He was another witness
I've seen his footage, absolutely horrible
Another woman we don't know her name yet
Who was executed by some type of security force
Inside the North Korean death chamber
That is the U.S. Capitol
Alex conveniently fails to mention
That Taylor Hansen, not Tyler
Is the info wars camera man
That's been referenced multiple times already
Owen was hanging out with Taylor
The night before
And by hanging out
This is actually what I mean
They took video
So my good friend Taylor
Is going to do a little
Black Lives Matter enrichment ceremony
Taylor Holler
Yeah
Who wants to see this
Black Lives Matter
Yeah
So to my audience
We really can't
Feel them suck
Feel them suck
Feel them suck
Feel them suck
Feel them suck
I'm staying, step on it
Get a little dirt on it
Fuck Antifa
Fuck Antifa
Fuck Antifa
Antifa can burn the American flag
Fuck it, burn this propaganda bullshit
Yeah
No, you can
Everybody's fine with it
Fuck you
Fuck Antifa
So yeah, the night before
Owen and Taylor
Had gotten together with a group of people
And doused a Black Lives Matter flag
In a lighter fluid
Set it on fire
And chanted fuck BLM
Did we hear earlier Alex say that BLM isn't our enemy
No, Owen said that
Oh, that's odd
The night before it burned their flag
That's weird
It is also weird how they're pretending
That this is just a guy who got footage
Just a
Patriot out there
Or maybe an Antifa provocateur
Hey
Hey everybody, Dan here. Just wanted to
Drop in to make a little bit of a correction
Here
There is something going on here
Definitely
About this dude, Taylor
Who Alex is interviewing
And
I messed something up
And that is my fault
And I just like to correct that
I didn't realize this until after we recorded the episode
I didn't want to take it out
But at the same time I didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea
There were actually two videos
That are being referenced
And
It's very unclear
And I made a hasty assumption
There was an Info Wars
Camera person
Who was filming
At the Capitol when people had stormed
And the shooting did take place
And in addition to that
Taylor Hanson
Was also there
And he had shot some video
So I
Apologize for the mistake
There's no indication necessarily
That Taylor himself is an Info Wars
Employee
Although very much clearly an Info Wars
Associate
In as much as he's hanging out in Owen Troyer's hotel room
And he is
You know, on video the night before
Setting a Black Lives Matter
Flag on fire with Owen
So there's something going on
That was really confusing about the social dynamics
Between
Pretending he was a stranger to them
When in fact he was
Very well known to them
And the multiple
People
Recording
Stuff
Anyway, sorry I got that mixed up
The next day
After this
Taylor Hanson was a guest on Laura Ingram's show
Taylor better be really careful
I certainly hope that the video
Showing him burning a Black Lives Matter
Flag the night before doesn't paint his journalistic intentions
As being a little bit iffy
I would imagine that he and Alex should be really
Concerned right now about him getting arrested
For illegal entry into the Capitol
Building because he was clearly
Not there as some kind of an objective journalist
No, no, no, he's pressed Stan
He isn't in for war as an employee
No, no, he's pressed
Trying to get a sizzle reel
What are you against the freedom of the press now Dan?
Mm-hmm
So we'll get to this interview
In a little bit
But Alex wants to play the video first
And he's really excited to play this video
But not so excited
That he doesn't get distracted
Trump caused violence
Trump's bad remove him
Not telling you they executed
Let's just take this call
Hey Joe, how you doing?
Alex
I am there
I'm in the middle of it
So that's jarring
Yeah, they played the video over getting
Shot while Alex is on the phone
That's what the shot was?
Yep, trying to play
That because Alex had already been
Setting up the clip
And now he's gotten a call from Rogan
That he can't not answer
To interview Rogan because he has him on speakerphone
But apparently
They go in the feed
They don't have Rogan's call on there
Which I think is probably good
Because they didn't ask for permission yet
Yeah
And so Alex gets a little frustrated
Come back
It's weird, I have such a great crew
But these remotes are very
Interesting
They're very interesting
Because they're seizing constantly
Seizing
Trying again
We're live, that's great
This is all real, I'm here while they're killing people down there
Everybody's good
Roll the footage without me talking over it
Two and a half minutes, I have a timer
It's already played
I do think that he seems more interested
In getting Rogan on
Than he is in this footage
It's disrespectful
No, no, no, no, no
She's gonna
Galvanize it
It's a famous guy
It's a famous person
She's gonna inspire the rebels
But I gotta take a Joe Rogan call real quick
Joe Rogan, I don't know if you know this
Is a comedian
So the Maga Martyr
Fighting the little Christian devil
But I gotta talk to Joe Rogan
Professional comedian
So
Now that that is out of the way
On the phone, Alex decides fuck it
I'll interview Taylor
And pretend that I don't know him
Wild
Tell us what you witnessed
My name is Taylor Hansen
I'm an independent journalist
And she was the first one that actually
Had headed into that hall
I was right behind her
This is nonsense, why are they pretending
That they don't know each other
Listen to this, this is just a little bit later
I was sitting with Taylor last night
In my room, we were watching them steal the Jordan
I mean, I said it's over
Even when the Republicans were at it, we were both like
We literally watched them do a switch
We really watched it
Owen and Taylor were clearly friends
They were hanging out in their hotel room last night
It's so bizarre
So Owen's got an interesting theory
At this point about the stealing
Of the election
Oh, by the way, we're not gonna listen to much of Taylor
Because he's really boring outside of the fact
That it's clearly a charade
This is a ridiculous dance
This is an interesting theory
I think that Owen suspects
That the Communist Chinese
Are going through an elaborate conspiracy
Just to make him mad
The election is completely fake
It's not that they steal elections
Of course they steal elections
They rigged this election last night
To make it look like they stole it
Intentionally
And to make it look like it's close intentionally
All being done by the Chinese
So that they could get this anger
Get this ill sentiment
Get these fake people in
And then have us mad
That they just stole our presidency
And stole our senate
That's pretty ambitious
As a conspiracy theory
So, if I understand correctly
Globalists both made
The election look
Like they stole it
While at the same time
Making the election look
So we're close
While at the same time
Actually stealing it
And they wanted to make it close
Because they knew if it wasn't close
It wouldn't anger people like Owen
And it had to be obvious that it was stolen
Because that would also piss them off quite a bit
And it had to be a come from behind victory
Because it was one of those gut punch losses
It's like when LeBron
Sunk that three
To knock out my beloved bulls
They're imagining that
Just sitting around and being like
Owen's gonna hate this
Owen's gonna be so pissed
He's not gonna like this one
So they covered Trump's
Video that he put out
I'm guessing you saw that
Where he called everyone special
And I love you all
That was great
That was a really good way to de-escalate
Hey listen, they stole it
Everything you're doing is right
And I love you, but it's time to go home
Up. So they do cover that
But it's basically exactly what you would expect
The only thing that I find shocking
Is after Trump had put out that video
He more or less tweeted something
Pretty similar
And even Tom Pappert is shocked
By this tweet
Listen to this, Tom is like what?
We just have a
Breaking tweet from the president
President Trump tweets
Which is one of his first
Tweets of the day really
Wow
President Donald Trump breaking
These are the things and events that happen
When a sacred landslide election victory
Is so unceremoniously
And viciously stripped away
From great patriots
Who have been badly and unfairly treated
For so long
Tom Pappert's a shit head
And he believes all that stuff
And even he was like holy shit
So then how is it
A tea for agents?
These people are, it's all just like whatever
We'll figure it out tomorrow
Let's do all of it
Throw it all out there tonight
And then we'll pick something to stick with tomorrow
And at this point
Shameful
I know it's
We're on sin 10,000
But I mean really
That's fucked up
That's crazy
So Alex is
Really trying to push home
That the woman
Who got shot is going to be covered up by the media
The media is not going to talk about it
They're just going to pretend that didn't happen
Because it's too threatening to the globalists
Because she's a martyr
For the cause of the patriots
And the revolutionaries
I'm sorry, I would love to hear more about her
But I got to take this call, Joe Rogan is calling me
No, I know, I care about the martyr
But I got to take this call
So Trump's the real deal, he won a landslide
We got to find this woman's name
Name of the woman killed in DC
Name of the woman killed in DC
Name of the woman killed in DC
Name of the woman killed in DC
Say her name
Say her name
Because they're not going to want us to know
They're going to try to suppress us for a while
By this point people were already
Figured out who she was on Twitter
Everything's fine, we know where she lived
That other voice is Ali Alexander
He is also hanging out on the roof of this hotel
Of course
He's drunk after a fucking boat parade
That is what's happening
These people are fucking stupid
It does seem that way
So Alex tries to sign off here
Because he's done it
He's tired, it's been a long day
He took a little walk leading the parade earlier
I know it's hard to remember, that happened on this episode
But yeah, so he's signing off
And they seem like they really care
About this woman who got shot
They're demonizing Trump with this narrative
They're demonizing that he caused the violence
No, protesting is good
We were peaceful
The federal police attacked the protesters first
Elisting a response, now they've killed a woman in cold blood
And they hope nobody gets that out
But you're going to get that out
Truly sad what's going on here
What is?
Just full of empathy
And care for their common person
Their fellow human
So Alex is signing off
But he throws it to Owen to wrap it up
Oh, of course
Because they still got a little time on the war room
Yeah, because that's necessary
People are definitely going to want to make sure they get the last 10 minutes of this shit
Yeah, yeah
So Alex is gone
Yeah, theoretically
Owen tries to get reflective about
What do we call this?
What do we call what's happened?
I'm wondering what
To call this situation
So we are watching
And pushing
And pushing and no one ever pushes back
And they freak out when we push back
They burn the country down, we push back
They kill a woman and we're the bad guys
Don't you take our kindness for weeks
You are the bad guy
So wait, was it Antifa or not?
Wait, you just barged back in
To yell to the global that's
Don't like it when you push back
That's the problem
They want a violent revolution
But it looks stupid and they can't make money off of it
So now we're trapped
They want it both ways
And it's no good
And they also want their violent revolution to be nonviolent for them
They want to play a video game in god mode
They don't want to actually
It's just like fucking democracy
We live in a republic
But I don't want to risk losing an election
The tyranny of the majority
Oh, I can't stand that
So Owen wants to wrap up now
Because he was only supposed to say a few more things
And Alex won't let him
A million
Half a million minimum at the Trump rally
By 9am today
They stood there, cheered all day long
For all the great speakers
President Trump was on the phone with Mike Pence
Before he spoke
My guess is
I mean demanding, begging
I've got some more witnesses to her getting executed
And now that's what people got mad and fought back
So bring these guys in
Bring this other chair in
Hey guys, we're shut down soon
Come up here, you came here
Get up there with Owen
Introduce yourself, go ahead gentlemen
So you got some more witnesses
So Owen tries to interview these people
Also infowars employees
It turns out they're not so much witnesses
Alright, so you guys were in the capital today
Are you guys both eyewitnesses
To the ladies' execution?
Not for tonight
The immediate aftermath
Okay, so why don't you talk about what you saw?
I don't mean
It was pandemonium there
Yeah, you'd assume so
So you didn't actually see the thing
That we're presenting you as a witness of
Wow, I didn't see the purse say
Also, unfortunately, you guys have put yourself
In a place you're not legally
Supposed to have been
And these witnesses are not witnesses
They're right-wing blog types
One of them is Lucian Wintrick
Who's the former White House correspondent
Working at the Gateway Pundit
And somebody who's been on infowars a bunch
In the past
Alex and Owen don't know who he is
Yet they're pretending that they don't know each other
And it's just a random person who witnessed the shooting
It's so bizarre that no one knows each other
Also, the other guy
His name is Matthew Foster
I have no idea who he is, but he's probably a shithead
Because he's hanging out with Lucian
Yeah, that would make sense
But like both of them are now like
We were in there when the shooting happened
Well, guess what? You committed a crime
Hey, there you go
So
This investigation is pretty easy
They really don't understand
That they're wrong
And that crime is real
Even if they do it
Yeah, yeah, and
I don't think white people can revolt in the United States
They're too goddamn entitled
Part of, you know, like sort of
Nonviolent civil disobedience
Is the recognition
That there will be consequences
And you will have to bear those consequences
And that's part of it
If you're doing something where you invade
The Senate chamber and you do a sit-in
Or something like that
You recognize that there are consequences
Legally for that because what you're doing
Is technically illegal
And so these guys have decided
To engage in some form
Of the protest
That they feel is appropriate
They have committed crimes and now
They will have to bear
No, but they're not supposed to be illegal
And I'm not supposed to be punished for it, Dan
No, but I'm the good guy
There should be a warrant out for your arrest
No, look, I'm the good guy, see?
Because they stole the election, I'm good
Anyway, their interview is very boring
And we have one last clip where Alex
Encourages Trump to use this woman's death
As a weapon, sure
I'm gonna call General Flynn
I'm gonna call Julianne, I'm gonna call all my contacts
And Trump's lawyers
Trump has to say we had a great
Over a million people, it was all peaceful
Riot police attacked folks, they pushed back a little
If you want to arrest those people, that's fine
But you don't shoot him in the neck
And he needs to know the name of that woman
And humanize her and turn that against him
Because they're blaming Trump for everything right now
And 25th Amendment, the fight is now
So we're gonna end this transmission
Five minutes with your final comments
Tom Pappers is gonna take over
And then I'm gonna go to work tonight
Calling influencers and tell the president
Don't cuck on this, go on the offense
Don't cuck on it
Later in the evening Alex did a report
Making Pappers' imagination
And reporting it as news
And by that point he still
Is unaware of what this lady's name is
I know what her name is, but I just don't care to
I don't want to get involved
If there is one
Skill that
Donald Trump
Absolutely does not possess
It is getting people to care about
Human life
That is true
So if you are asking Donald Trump
To shit all over her for being dead
And failing in her mission
If you wanted the president to go on TV
And say he loves insurrectionists
Who don't get shot by the cops
You can get that
Yeah, he's skilled at that
I don't think you're gonna get anybody being a martyr
But Trump
Yeah, and if it's
Not personally involved him
I don't think he would care
He doesn't give a shit
I watched
All this and I lived inside this
A bit and it was really weird
Because I was experiencing a lot of stuff
That was like what everyone else
Was experiencing and reality based
And at the same time I was
Seeing and paying
Attention to the reportage
And what have you
On infowars and the gap
Between the two is staggering
And it really
I mean
Lack of talent
Aside because he had people like
Papert and Harrison
Who just aren't good at this
That aside
There was a noticeable
Rockiness to trying to figure out
What to do, how to cover this
And then there was a singularity
Of purpose that Alex had
That I really felt
As I was listening to this
It fit that idea that he's trying to create
Patriot lore
Trying to create a myth out of this
That is
This woman was murdered for the cause
And the globalists shot her
To make us look bad
Antifa probably agitated
But also we were right to do the
In case it wasn't
Antifa we were right to do it
Yeah, I just
I felt the
First pages of
Narratives
And first pages of things
That really touched people
Down the road
Be rallying cries for people
In fucked up ways
And I hope that that's not the case
But that is the general sense of what
I felt Alex's intentions were
Now at the same time
Everybody else around him is working across purposes
Everyone else, I have no idea what the fuck they're doing
Tom Pamper seems insane
Harrison Smith seems like a true believer
Owen Schreuer
Splits the difference somewhere between
Angry and also wanting to
Make daddy so happy
So he's like, I want to kill everybody
But also daddy needs money
So I'm going to back off because he said so
But I do want to kill everybody
And also I've recently realized that I'm pretty good at stand up comedy
I'm pretty great, I got one bit
Give me fifteen
Hey look, I'm unemployable if Antifa Wars goes away
Self-employed as a comic baby
That's where the money is
I know this guy named Joe
He made millions doing stand up
I'm going to go on tour with Nick DiPallo
Everything's going to be alright
I'm going to middle for Rob Schneider
So I think that
We've taken a bit of a
I don't know
Maybe a
A lighter tone
Then maybe
Some people would feel and maybe I
Lighter than I feel at times
And I think a part of that is just
We're looking at Alex
This is scary
But he's also a fucking idiot
And this is idiotic
And
I'm in a place
I feel like
I am
Coming at this
From a completely different point of view
Than everyone
And it freaks me out
I feel a little insane because I have never felt more
Confident that we are not going to be overthrown
Because
The reality of actually overthrowing
The United States is that
You would have to have the military
On your side and the most
Important thing about the military is that
It is an arm of the economy
And there's no way
That the economy is going to be
Collapsed by those fucking morons
And there's no way that the military
Leadership who could, I mean
It's entirely conceivable that
That could have, that a coup could
Have happened
If it was planned appropriately
The military saw signals that this is actually
Some real shit
If Trump didn't fucking run away
Like a coward
And if the right wing politicians
Who are all up in arms about
Doing anything like that
If they joined the rally
All bets could be off
But everybody who's important
In terms of running the world
Saw those people do that shit
And went, oh fuck
They did it too soon
They blew their wad too early
And now they're an embarrassment
I see where you're coming from
And I think that I can agree
On the sort of short scale
Sure, sure
The fear is the longer scale
The lessons that can be learned by the very
Serious people who are
Among these groups of ding-dongs
The lessons that you can take
From this, the image
Of
These people flying Confederate flags
Invading the
Fucking capital
It's meaningful from an optic standpoint
It's emboldening
And so even if it doesn't encourage
An actual, like, coup
Those are the sorts
Of imagery and the sort of things
That you would need in order to inspire people
To take other kinds of actions
That could be destructive
I don't know
Let's not go crazy
Making predictions
But I hope everyone is doing all right out there
We will find out what happened
After this
On Monday
We'll figure out whatever Alex decided
Maybe it wasn't Antifa, maybe it's not
Who knows
We'll see if by the next day
Alex had figured out who this woman was
And
Yeah
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