Knowledge Fight - #530: February 10-11, 2021
Episode Date: February 12, 2021Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with Trump's second impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex sends a lot of mixed messages, lies about the Covid vaccine, and records ...a commercial with a very unsettling tone.
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earth thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm Mr. Sincolli, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. Knowledge
fight knowledge fight.com. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back knowledge fight. I'm Dan,
I'm Jordan, we're a couple dudes like sit around technology beverages and talk a little bit about
Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are Dan, Jordan, Dan, the question was a what's your bright spot? My
bright spot today, Jordan is Mochi. Oh, I've I got you've recently discovered Mochi. Yes, yes,
and it is it is expanded from there. I am next year, we will doing 500 new tastes of Mochi.
No, I don't think that would be possible. Be pretty difficult, but I've tried a number of
flavors that I've been able to get my hands on and Matt's so good. The thing that it was really
tough for me was that I had heard I'd heard such startlingly different reviews. Sure, sure,
it's a divisive dessert very much. So I had worried that I would fall squarely in the category,
but I love it. And it also I didn't realize it, but I it just takes me back a bit to like things
that I had in Hawaii growing up. Yeah, and that makes total sense, but I didn't think that it
would. Right, right, right. And it's great. I love it. So another dessert, great, another fucking
sweet thing for me to eat. Just what we needed. The audience was like, what other sweet things
is Dan going to become obsessed with? What will capture Dan sweet tooth today? Fuck good news
is people won't be mailing those to you. No, that is true. Thank God. Next thing you know,
think shit just comes in dry ice. Dry ice and then just melted once. So yeah, Mochi, how about
you? Oh, my my bright spot this week, Dan, is the Swordsman. It's a Korean movie that's I don't
know. It's really good. It's about three swordsmen. They do stuff. It's fantastic. So it's swordsmen
plural. No, the movie is about singular. Okay, so there are multiple that appear. So it's like
the Highlander. There's more than one Highlander. Yeah, although there can only be one. No, there's
not more than one Highlander. There's only one Highlander. I mean, there are many people who
live in the Highlands. I thought that there was these immortals and they have to kill each other.
Sure. Of course they do. But the Highlander specifically refers to that. He's from Scotland.
Oh, that's right. He is the Highlander. Isn't the group of them? Yeah. Yeah. It's been a while
since I've seen this movie. And obviously, as we all know from just appearance and conversational
style alone, Sean Connery is indeed Egyptian in that movie and the original bond. The original
bond. Yes, we have discovered so much today. Yeah, a lot of education, referencing things we
googled just before getting on the show. So, Jordan, today we have an interesting thing to go over.
We're going to be talking about February 10th and 11th, 2021. Blackjack! I'll let you have that one.
You let me have that one. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. I was still late because I was
halfway waiting for you to say it first. I am disappointed in you because you had the open
lane and you still stutter stepped. No, it's like it's like you thought it was a trap.
It's Anthony Davis in the block, man. You can feel him coming. You just know you're not going
to go for the layup because he's going to swat it away from you. I decided to hang back and just
see what you had. And then I blew it. Yeah. So that is Wednesday and Thursday of this week. And
the reason that I wanted to check in on this is because of course the Trump impeachment is going
on and we'll discuss some feelings about that because both of us have watched a bit of that
weirdly. Way too much for no reason. Yeah. I blame you because I wasn't going to and then you
texted me about it and I was like, I'll watch a little bit of this. I'm like, oh my God. It's
surprisingly engrossing and at the same time I'm like, this is stupid. What am I doing? What am I
doing? Very conflicted about watching it and spending as much time as I have. Yeah. But I mean,
it feels important. It should be. It feels like it's way more important than people are taking
good. Yeah. I think it has a vibe of everyone's like, this is our second one. We've been here
before. We all know he should have been done in the first one. So let's get this over with
because these people are fucking nuts. Yes. We'll talk about some of the specifics and stuff once
we get into the episode. But yeah, it's it's it's weird. Yeah. So before we get to business on the
episode itself, let's take a moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up and are sporting
the show. That's a great idea. So first Joe S. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk.
I'm a policy one. Thanks Joe. Next. Connor VG. Thank you so much. You're now policy walk.
I'm a policy one. Thank you Connor. Next Caroline. Thank you so much. You're now policy one.
I'm a policy one. Thank you Caroline. Sweet Caroline. No.
Sorry. Next. Nat MC. Thank you so much. You're now policy. I'm a policy. I'm a policy one thank
you that next. Bucky see. Thank you so much. You're now policy want. Thanks. Back policy
one. I was trying to get ahead of the man. I'm blackjack. Now I'm way too ramped up.
Next. Jim Jay. Thank you so much. You're now policy one. I'm a policy one. Thanks Jim.
And finally. Jezmina K. Thank you so much. You're now policy one. I'm a policy one. Thank
you Jezmina. Thank you so much. Do you organize those because I feel like our last episode was
99% fake joke names and this one just all seemed like normal people. I prepared a little bit
today whereas sometimes I will end up. It changes. It varies. It depends on how much
time I have. You're a busy man. Yeah. Before the episode. I need to be better at organizing stuff
but I'm just not. Yeah. Now I read an article recently about how podcasters don't really
need to do much work and the money is really good in the job. So yeah I saw. I saw. Yeah.
I assume that that's what you're up to. Yep. So Jordan also another thing we got to do
is we're going to take a little moment here to say it. Give a very special Delilah message.
Oh Delilah. We got an email. We got an email from Mike and he wanted us to play. I'm holding
out for a hero. Uh huh. He wanted us to play a little bit of James Ingram.
Yep. That sounds right. Give him a real tough time coming up with songs. Yeah. I was going to say.
But he reached out and he wanted us to give a little bit of a happy birthday message out
to his partner Lauren whose birthday is actually yesterday when this is coming out.
You know some people have a birthday week. Yeah. No I hope not. Yeah. Some people do that.
That's not fair. You've not worked in an office in a long time. I don't remember birthday weeks.
I don't remember that there were birthday weeks. You don't remember people who would just be like
this is my birthday week. It's like yeah but that's Thursday. Oh man. But it would be Tuesday
and they'd be like I choose to believe that we are not dealing with people who manufacture
a personality based on their birthday. I think these people are great dad. So Lauren happy
birthday. Happy birthday Lauren. And you know what you can have three days not a week.
Negotiated. Birthday three days and I'm sorry Mike that I couldn't improvise a better song
idea than James Ingram's name and I'm holding out for a hero. Yeah. I'm going to go with 2D2F
nevermind. The only James Ingram song I can come up with right now off the top of my head is YAMO
be there. Featuring Michael McDonald. Just listening to the Yacht Rock podcast. Michael
McDonald is usually halfway good. Yeah. So Jordan impeachment. Yes. What about it. It is upon us.
Anything going on. Yeah. You know watching watching this stuff.
What are my big takeaways is that Castro looks solid with a be castor. Oh no. What King Castro.
Yeah. I got you. He does look better with a beard. Yeah. Nice looking beard. It's about all I got.
Doesn't it. Does his twin have a beard. I don't know. We should call him because that's a man who
needs a beard. This is a presentation. This is what we need to talk about would be to have a twin
so you could try out facial hair styles. You're twice as much done in terms of trying out styles.
No. I think you are talking about a clone dad. You are talking about the same thing.
Yeah. I just think his beard look good. That could be. And then beyond that.
I don't know. I feel like the image that's going to resonate with me is that video of
the officer running down the hallway running past Mitt Romney Mitt Romney turning around
and running the other way paired with all the video of protesters talking about hanging Mike
Pence. And yeah. It's just the the imagining what could have happened had that guy Goodman
not said good you know run the other way. So this way the other way. You know just the idea that
someone who is a very high level politician someone who's very notable in politics ran for
president who's in the Senate they probably would have killed him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a
little bit. There was a little bit of me that was watching that part thinking like and then the
next thing you should say is if it weren't for him Mitt Romney would be dead guys. Hey 45 senators
who are going to vote to unconvict say you want Mitt Romney to die or shut the fuck up. Well yeah.
That's one way to put it. And I think that would be fair. Yeah. I think that's pretty much the
only way to go. Yeah. It's it's a really surreal thing to be seeing this conversation that's
happening and the people you're trying to persuade are like you know they're they're chanting to kill
the vice president who they elected. Yeah. You understand that Intel moments earlier they were
fine with the idea of supporting my pens if he subverted the Constitution. You understand
your name is very replaceable with that. Yeah. In terms of who they are looking to kill. See the
problem there is I think they thoroughly understand that which is why they will be voting to acquit.
Yeah. I don't I don't know the dynamics but it's it was it's pretty it's pretty fucked up to to see
the information presented that way. Yeah. Because it's it's coherent. It makes sense and it it's
it's almost hilariously over the top comprehensive where like I was watching yesterday and then
today and they were talking about how this is almost guaranteed. This is guaranteed to be the
shortest impeachment trial in history. And after watching those two days I was like that does make
sense. Yeah. In a normal real world situation because you'd watch that and go boy the defense
better come up with something real good. Yeah. It's open and you watch the defense's opening
argument and you're like they're fucked. They're fucked. They got no chance. They're opening
statement might as well a bit. Come on. I know I know. Come on. He's not even president anymore.
Get out of here. Yeah. And what was that. Caster is yeah. Yeah. His statement being like
they made some good points. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. We're all August
members of this body. I just want to say you guys are all great. I love you. Now obviously the
prosecution makes some good points. My client's guilty. But I want you all to know that you're
spectacular people. I thought we were going to bicker about jurisdiction. I am not prepared for
this. No. No. Oh boy. It really does look like he's committed those crimes. Yeah. And all the
all these sort of defenses that you see thrown around are like well the Trump's rally couldn't
have incited this because the people were planning for weeks and it's like well tada here's exactly
here's the all the stuff that Trump was saying for weeks. Yeah. Yeah. And I have no faith in
any conclusion like I don't have any faith that there's going to be a conviction and I also don't
have any faith that you know there's not going to be also like I just I see this and I'm
the yeah I feel numb. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I wanted to see Alex's response to a lot of this
for sure because I figure if anybody is going to be mad about this it'd be Alex. Yeah. He for the
sense the impeachment the second impeachment has come around has been really really insistent
that Trump needs to get up there and put the whole system on trial. Yes. That would be great.
Trump needs to get in there and insist that he won the election. It was stolen from him.
He still can. Alex is not happy that that is not happening. I imagine so. And so we'll get
to get into a little bit of his response. But first here is an out of context drop from today's
show because I actually worship these people. I hate them. I can't stand them. But I actually
know everything about AOC everything about Joe Biden Kim Jong-un G.G. Ping. I shouldn't be looking
at G.G. Ping ever. I mean what the hell is going on but I have to because he's always up my ass.
Yeah man that's tough. Yeah we really shouldn't be looking at Alex Jones either.
But I can't look away. But we have to because he's up America's ass. Can't not look.
So Alex discusses the U.N. building a little bit at the beginning of this show here on February
10th. He's talking about how you know he made that documentary end game and it is the U.N.
building on the front of it. And he wasn't supposed to be on air when this stuff was going on now.
Oh you know all the stuff that's supposed to have been taken off the air way in advance. Right.
Yeah. And you could either believe that or you could believe that all that stuff he was saying
about they have plans to take me off the air when their plans come to fruition was just nonsense.
Yeah that's possible. We are not supposed to be on air right now.
You're supposed to be shut down long before they launch this operation.
If you saw my film end game also a green mist on the cover. You will notice that I specifically
say they're going to release bio weapons simulants to practice a lockdown and then that they would
launch stronger attacks each successive wave while posing as the saviors while it will be the
United Nations that launches the attack. You guys just type into search engine end game blueprint
for global enslavement and click images or maybe go out on the bookshelf and bring a DVD and I want
to show you the cover. It's the U.N. building in New York City paid for by the Rockefellers
and the land it sits on paid for by the Rockefellers.
Strangely enough I won't get into that story. Well I'm not as well. It doesn't really matter.
Of course. Of course. My my mom's side owned that land sold it to then come start the Texas
Revolution. That was the airs family but that is a side issue. Slotter houses on. Do what now?
Yeah that's right back in the 1820s. That's not a family where Yankees in New York folks.
Anyways. See you can't really count me as a Texan. My family's only been around both sides
since the 1820s because once you're from New York you're always from New York but I am digressing
sorry. Yeah I agree. I agree. Very much so. We have a nine hour series about end game and you can
go and decide for yourself if that documentary is actually about what Alex thinks it is. I
believe he's literally asking us to judge a book by its cover. Yes. A DVD by its cover. Let me show
you this cover of the DVD. I love the idea that Alex is you know he's making this physical land
where the U.N. building sits into a personal issue for him. Yep. Like but there's a couple problems.
So the relative that Alex is talking about here is a guy named David Ayers who he and his family
were the ones who Colonel Travis left his son with and that Alex claims to be related to. Sure.
This dude came to Texas in 1832. Also Colonel Travis didn't like adopt his son to them like
Alex likes to pretend. His son just stayed with the Ayers family to attend school while his dad
drunkenly pretended to be a soldier at the Alamo. The son only stayed with the family for two years.
It's not like you know two years is long enough to build a bond. I'm not going to get no problem.
I'm not going to I'm not going to cut Ayers on that one. Not going to split Ayers exactly.
I think that that's fine. But the way Alex presents it is like they gave him his son. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. He raised Colonel Travis. He was founded a major. Yeah. Also David Ayers himself
actually wasn't from New York. He was from Morristown, New Jersey where he was born in 1793.
According to the Texas State Historical Association David quote came to Texas to buy property and
build a home. Prior to that he quote was a merchant in Ithaca, New York. Ithaca is about 230 miles
from New York City. So I have some doubts about this whole story of him owning the land that the
U.N. building is on. Well sounds like a load of bullshit that Alex tells himself in order to keep
this fight with his imaginary enemies personal. Yeah. That's my land. That's my family's land
that the U.N. building is on. Man. Here's the thing about that. Yeah. All right. It's fun.
If that's what you want to do. Okay. I have a claim to that land back from the 1820s.
Then you also have to acknowledge that maybe somebody else had a claim to that land in the
1500s. Nope. Nope. Why not? Alex's property rights began in the 1820s. I did not know that.
Yeah. Turns out. I should have. Was that in the Constitution? All right. So there's this
thing in life where stuff happens gradually. Alex tries to discuss how taking COVID seriously
will lead to negative consequences, much like taking the Klan seriously leads us to kicking
Trump off Twitter. This is one of these A to B. I'm going to need to hear this one. It's an
SAT situation all the way through. So the first domino was the KKK and the White Supremis, most
of them run by the Southern Prairie Law Center and the ADL and the FBI that's come out and mainstream
this. The ADL. And then the next one, oh, I'm out for the Nazis. So let's take their speech away.
Let's take their bank accounts away. And then next it's, oh, it's Alex Jones. Let's take everything
he's got. And then two years later, it's the President of the United States.
No, I think these are all lumped in with the Nazis. Oh, just wear these masks for 15 days. Oh,
just stay in your house for 15 days. Sounds reasonable. It's a little domino. Then it's all
six months. Then it's all two years. Well, just take this COVID test. Well, just have a contact
tracer in your house. Well, it's 10 years in jail if you're seen outside your house, period.
I got the video. They announced it yesterday. In Parliament.
In Parliament, 10 years in prison if you're seen outside your house when they tell you the quarantine.
So the problem with the argument that he's making is that like, if there is behavioral
similarities between the Klan, Alex Jones and the President, and that they're all breaking the
terms of service of a certain platform, then getting kicked off. It's not like some kind of a
domino's falling situation. It's more of just a consistency of the rules. Only Nazis would expect
justice to be applied fairly. Yeah, that doesn't make much sense. And then in terms of the evolving
situation with COVID, it's like, we didn't do any of those things. No, no. All of those things are
15 days, 30 days, or like we didn't do those things. Or at least people, some people didn't,
to a large enough extent, that those were not effective, or at least as effective as they
could be. And then secondarily, the government didn't provide material support to people to
enable them to do these safety measures in a way that would have been meaningful. And so
we end up with a situation that gets worse and worse. And the mitigation things that you would
prescribe for that become larger. So it's not the domino's falling. It's just us not taking care of a
problem. Not just that, but mitigation efforts that were already planned for and in place that
Jared Kushner, according to witnesses, denied specifically because it would only hurt Democrats
more, making it more of a genocide situation. Just saying, just tossing that out there. So,
but if you're outside your house, you're going to go to prison for 10 years. Okay. In the UK.
This is nonsense. Yeah, the actual story is about how the UK government has rolled out new rules,
where if you're returning to the country after visiting a country that's on the red list of
high risk countries, you're required to quarantine at a government designated hotel for 10 days,
which costs approximately 1,750 pounds. The discussion of a 10 year sentence is for people
who knowingly lie about where they're returning to the UK from in order to skip and skirt public
health measures and the required quarantining. Everyone can still go outside their houses. Alex
is just trying to scare people. Yeah, a bunch of bullshit. Yep. And I am positive that, you know,
that is a high figure for a lot of people. But also, I would assume that people who are coming
from these countries or people who are coming in from vacations to those countries, possibly
people who would be able to afford the quarantining. And I would also assume that
if not, there's probably at least some sort of a program in place to help people who don't have
the means for the sake of public safety. Yeah. It's not, I don't know. Anyway, it's all a lot
of bullshit. Yeah. Alex is lying. Oh, yeah. So we know that Alex is a violent chap.
But you from all of his words and deeds. Yes. Yeah, those would be how we identify. Yeah,
yeah, his regular tone, yeah, his insistence on encouraging people to be violent, his behaviors
in all of the stories he tells about a costing people as though he's the hero. Yes. Yeah. But
it turns out he's not. We were right now by we. I mean, Alex and his audience. Yes. We are in a
riptide. And if you fight when you're in a riptide, you're going to drown. Oh, right. So you can't
fight. I don't know anything about riptides. You don't know. No, no. Oh, see, much like Mochi
riptides were a part of my growing up in Hawaii. Well, naturally, yes. And yeah, there is there is
a certain amount of truth to it. Like if you get taken in an undertow or something, you will
generally end up like just getting like fighting. You got to slide it and you'll come out. Not a
great strategy. Right. Right. Because you're just going to stay under and drown. It can be. It can
be very bad. Gotcha. It's really scary. I've been through similar things. I believe I'm in
in my younger years, but this metaphor doesn't quite work the way Alex wants it to. Because what
he's sort of saying is like, we're going to take some bumps in this riptide and then we'll be spit
out from the riptide and be in safety. It'll be scary. But you know, you can't fight because if
you fight, that's when you're going to drown. But then at the end, he also says that people are
coming to kill your family. I liken this to getting caught in a riptide. And I had one time
foolishly when I was a teenager, they had red flags out. I'm like, I'm a great swimmer. I mean,
hell, before I quit doing it, I was 13. I was a champion swimmer when all the blue ribbons
in Dallas. And I thought, I can get out there. I'm 18 years old. I got grabbed in one of those
things and I knew what to do. And it stuck me under. I said, just hold your breath and relax.
Don't fight it. It spit me out in 50 yards and I was okay, but it scared the living hell out of me.
Well, let me just tell you, we're already being pulled under. So there's not time to even get
air. You're just hold it and relax, baby, because you panic, you're going to die.
So this is not negative. This is biblical. It's all going to happen. And it's going to
get so bad within a few years, you're just going to be totally blown away. They're going to tighten,
tighten, tighten, release a little and then clamp down even harder and then release a little and
clamp down even harder. Mass suicides, death. There'll be COVID deaths from the vaccines
everywhere. It's already happening and they'll just normalize it. And then all these college
students that don't have jobs are going to have government paychecks, their own uniforms.
They're already coming to your house armed, armed. The communists are coming armed for you and your
family and they're going to kill you. So get ready. So we shouldn't do anything. We're in a
rip tie that we should just just hold your breath and relax. Okay. Or should I be worried about
the armed commies coming to kill my family? Well, those would seem important to you,
but they're not coming to kill Alex's family. So we need to just sit tight and we'll get through
this. Much like how a T Rex can't see you in the movies when you sit still, but the commies come
to your door. If you hold your breath and relax, they can't see you. I just can't. Why do you also
have to have blue ribbons and swimming? Why does it always going to be every time there's a new?
He's like a Stevie P's in high school. I was there. I did all of the stuff. He's the best at
everything and not all of it can be true, but that's close enough to like, I could believe that.
Yeah, sure. I don't have any problem with that. I just have a problem with this is yet another in
the long list of things where he tosses off. You know, I won all the, I won all the awards when
I was there. Anyways, I won the title for most specialist boy. Exactly. It's like Jesus to
my buddy. Yeah, come on. Yeah. So that, that's an incoherent message that he's sending his audience
there because at the end of it, I feel like he'd negated a lot of the ideas that you'd want to
be sending when you tell people you're in a rip tide, relax. We're going to get out the other side
of this. Yeah, I feel like he's telling you to fight that rip time. No, no, no, no, no. See,
cause he said relax first. Yeah, it's, it's like I said, it's incoherent. No, no, no. These clauses
are dependent on each other. So first get the rip tide and then die. So what do you know about
Pablo Escobar? Not good. Did you not watch Narcos? I did not watch Narcos. I knew to die.
Yeah. I think he was a man had elephants. I know that he was in the movie blow.
He was featured as a character in the movie blow all time. Great mustache, I believe. Yeah,
all time. Great. Sure. Yeah. Pee Wee Herman was also there. Yes, of course. Yeah,
all time. Great mustache. By the way, I learned from listening to this and not only did he have
elephants, he also had hippos. Oh, and apparently dangerous. Yes, Alex goes on a very long ramble
about the dangers of hippos. He was voted best hippo in high school. I was like a Matador, but
for hippos. So Pablo Escobar had these hippos and they got, you know, now that they've bred and now
hippos are somewhere where they shouldn't be. Sure. Sure. They're an invasive species and so
now people want to cull them. This leads Alex to saying that there may be some good arguments
for human culling. Cool. And I would like to remind you, he is a noted eugenics disliker,
this guy. Theoretically. Theoretically. Pablo Escobar down in South America got, what was it,
four hippos, something like 40 years ago, back in the 80s. Back when I was a little kid. And now,
reportedly, there's just thousands of these hippos running around. And by the way, if you didn't know,
the hippos are the most deadly animal in the world. It'll kill an elephant, it'll kill a lion, it'll
kill a grizzly bear. There's nothing more powerful than, you know, on land than a hippopotamus.
Everything runs in fear. The 20 foot crocodiles run in fear. You can watch videos of a hippo just
grabbing a 20 foot crocodile and just throwing it around like it's a, it's a, it's a toothpick.
Okay. So, so now all over where Pablo lived, there's this giant hippopotamus is everywhere.
And so now they want to cull him.
Now they want to cull the hippopotamuses.
And I'm like, yeah, they don't come from there. Yeah, they're killing everything. Okay, kill them.
But see, I'm a human being. I don't need to be culled.
But see the globalists, they say, Jones, you notice you're telling people this and they don't
care. That's because they're not conscious. They're just eating food and their genetics are bad
and they're breeding and we need to get rid of them. And we're not racist. We're going to kill the
dumb black people, the dumb white people, the dumb Hispanics, the dumb Asians. And that itself's
playing God is evil. And I don't support that. That's the problem. There's an argument there.
But then you say the globalists, they're into Satanism. They're into playing God.
Their real documents are they want to overwrite everything and not save the earth and believe
they're going to just be able to make all the planets they want once they become AI,
artificially intelligent, singularity, Godlike. And they're just in a mad race, sacrificing the
earth as a testing ground to this ascension. So that's a lot of nonsense. But I just find
it really interesting whenever Alex has these like hypothetical conversations with globalists
and he's like, ah, there's an argument to be made for going off the dumb. Listen, listen,
I'm not saying it's a bad idea in philosophy. That's very weird. That's very weird. In practice,
it can go wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that if your branding is the such that Alex puts forth,
should never say that there's a, you know, there's an argument to be made. It's not eugenics if it's
dumb people. That's not a race. Sure. It's never been used in a way that's not racist.
Sure. There's a track record of some people maybe using this for their own racist purposes.
Oh, hey, Alex, you know how you see some people as dumb?
Huh? I just think about that. Hmm. Is he thinking that it's playing God because God had already
done the Noah thing? I don't know. Maybe. So he's so he's almost a little mad at God. He was like,
what are you doing? You should have just got rid of the dumb ones. Right. We could have had plenty
of fun. Yeah. You shouldn't have let the dum-dums on the boat. And then you put all those goddamn
hippos on the boat. They're everywhere. Now we're calling them classic mistake. Classic God.
So Alex is not afraid of anything. Probably. He's a strong, strong boy who's only slightly
afraid of riptides. He's afraid of Shadowgate. Well, he's afraid of his former employees,
probably. So people ask how I'm doing. I am totally committed. I have no fear. I've gone
way past everything. I'm not worried even about my family. I love my family, but I've just had to
turn it over to God because the enemy's done horrible things to my family, horrible things to
be behind the scenes that you even know about. And I've just said, hey, it's okay. It's God's
plan. I'm not mad at God. I appreciate it. I understand because my children don't have a
future anyways. If we don't beat this, you don't either. None of us. It's okay.
And you watch that first lawyer that got up and groveled like a dog with his tail between
his legs that rolled over and pissed all over itself and just, oh, you're so powerful. Schumer,
I love you, sir. Oh, you're so much better than us. Great job with your presentation on Trump.
He was just shaking because there's not men in this country. I told you Trump was surrounded
by a bunch of damn cowards, not by invincible 5D chess. You talked about the dimensions in chess
quite a bit. Yeah. Don't fucking pretend. Yeah. That transition was as jarring as it seemed in
the play. It felt so. Yeah. It felt a little bit. It was a little weird. It took a turn. Yeah. So
Alex is now mad at these lawyers being soft. Right. Right. Fair point. Yeah. No. I think everybody
pretty universally agreed that Kester did a real shit job. Not great lawyers. So Alex kind of
is a little bit like touch and go on the, on the impeachment trial. Yells about the lawyer being
weak a little bit, but then doesn't, doesn't spend too much time talking about it. Yeah. I kind of
halfway assumed that today we would be talking about a secret migrant caravan and they, we wouldn't
even know the impeachment happened. No, it's sort of dancing around a little bit. You know, like
side issues to the impeachment. Like for instance, the fact that Democrats all have Chinese spy
handlers in their offices. That sounds right. Now, not only that, they all have Chinese spy
handlers. Nobody knows what the name of the Chinese spy agency is called.
Most of the Democrats are Chinese spy handlers of Chinese intelligence. So secret,
the name of Chinese intelligence is not even known, but I know its name. What is it?
And you all know its name. What is it? Because everything hides in plain view.
Like what?
America is the red, white and blue. China is the red dragon.
A what? What's the name of it? The old snake. The old serpent. Diablo.
The devil?
So let's talk about some positives.
It's the devil. We're just doing word association games. That's all we're doing. Who would have
thought the bigger reveal would be. It's the devil. It's actually the, the ministry of state
security, but yeah. Diablo. He couldn't come up with old scratch there. I think he was probably
pretty pissed in the moment. Old snake. Come on, man. Scratch is way better. Anyway, Alex is
thinking about the devil. And so sure this clip is actually just titled, this show is stupid.
They won't, they want you by increment to get caught by this and to be too late. You've got
the whole blueprint folks, the blueprint for global enslavement, the blueprint for global
extermination. You have the enemy operation. You have it in revelation. You have it in Daniel.
You have it in Ezekiel. You have it all around you. You have it in your soul. All you've got to do
is decide that you don't want to be part of it and make the metaphysical decision to cut yourself
off from Satan. Then God will extricate you out of that. You need God to do it, but God says,
you've got to let me in and I come knocking. I come knocking. Let me in. Let me in. But you've
got to open the door because God is it like Satan that rams down the door and lies to you from the
time you're a child to steal your essence, to steal your will, to steal your ability to interface
with God and your free will. God doesn't touch that. Satan's all about encasing you from birth
in a matrix so he can fool your soul. He's the only way he can win because he's not a God.
He's a fraud. Wait, can he win? He's a liar. He's a devil.
Not so impactful to yell that the devil is a devil. He's a devil. That should come with a
more upwards inflection. That passion seemed so fake to me. It was just so boring and cookie
cutter. Anyway, one thing that's very exciting, maybe another bright spot, is that the cat has
jumped into my lap and is insisting on being very affectionate right now.
Well, a car horn just went off a few times.
Little guest appearance there on the mic. There it is.
Get kicked on.
I guess she probably, you know, Celine probably heard some devil talk. I got to get in on this.
Got to protect him.
Yeah. So actually she was trying to delay the inevitable and that is that I need to tell you
about a couple of guests that we have on this show. No. They just got kicked off Twitter.
It's Jim and Jim's brother, Hoft. I can't remember the brother's name.
Jim Hoft and Joe Hoft, maybe?
Something like that.
Yeah. The brother's Hoft. The brother's Hoft.
I like that.
Yeah. The gateway pundit dudes. They got kicked off Twitter.
And so they come on to complain about that and I don't care.
Yeah. We don't want to listen to an hour of whining.
No, not really. But, you know, Jim Hoft, his main point seems to be that,
you know, like this isn't a cult of personality about Trump.
Okay.
You know, we're not going to have another candidate like that for a while.
Donald Trump was, you know, once in a lifetime candidate.
So these Republicans better wake up.
And I think it's also imperative that a lot of these rhinos get replaced by other pro-Trump
populist candidates in the next primary.
We have to get rid of some of this dead weight in the Republican Party.
If you don't want to sound crazy, I would recommend you not say whether or not a candidate
in a future election is pro the president who is no longer in office.
Yeah.
I would say that that is a real designation of a crazy person.
It's not a cult of personality, Dan.
I just want everyone to agree that a single person is the greatest human being that
ever lived and we should do whatever he says.
Yeah.
If you were running a Democratic candidate and they were like,
this is the pro Obama candidate, I would look at that also as weird.
Yeah.
It'd be very weird.
Yeah.
Very strange.
So Alex is, you know, he's talking about how like, you know, they've stolen the election,
you know, they steal the election.
Sure.
And then we know that they've stolen the election.
So that makes us not vote and that makes it easier for them to steal.
And then it goes out to break with something really upsetting.
In blue states and blue cities, people get to knowing that once they take over,
it's permanent.
Then we stop voting.
Then it makes it easier for them to cover up the fraud.
Say hi to your brother.
Let's talk.
Let's talk about how we still get people to vote, even though we know it's a fraud.
Should we keep voting when we come back?
Or what is our record?
Is it a cartridge box?
I hope not.
You cannot hide a grand assault.
So we'll get to that in a second.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is it the cartridge box?
Yeah.
I hope not.
Gross.
So you heard that at the end.
You can't hide the assault.
Yeah.
Alex's commercial here is a little weird.
I'm now back to listening.
Well, it started off great.
I'm listening to this episode on the GCN feeds.
So this is a commercial that would have been played out on the radio.
Right.
And I will tell you, it has a very different tone than the commercials and
reads that we've heard Alex give on our recent episodes.
It's a little bit, it's a little bit more fucked up.
And it also sounds like he's jacking it.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Please, listener discretion advised.
He sounds.
We may be tubinging by proxy.
So creepy.
You cannot hide a grand assault.
America is about to have its energy cut off.
Its borders destroyed.
It's dollar brought down to nothing.
All of you that have served Satan believe that you are on the right team.
You're about to find out how pathetic you are.
So I ask all of you who are awake and who love God, stop living in fear.
The enemy is about to expose itself.
The enemy can't help itself.
The enemy comes to kill, steal and destroy.
We sit here as good people get upset about that and try to stop it.
We should, but once it comes through, once it hits us,
once it's dominating us and raping us and attacking us.
Jesus.
We just have to point out we tried to stop us.
This is on the radio.
So prepare yourselves, America.
You're going under and judge about just like all the children that were aborted.
This is the truth.
This is the info war.
God damn.
Wow.
Quite a bumper.
Hey, Alex.
It sounds like your voice is a little bit scratchlier than usual.
You realize we're cutting promos today.
Forgotten.
I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes about 20 minutes ago.
I'm three quarters drunk, objecting off.
I'm hiding from my wife.
Right.
I'm recording this under a blanket on a cell phone.
Oh, with a little flashlight.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going to bed yet.
That's supposed to be like a billion dollar operation.
That sounded like shit.
Yeah, that was garbage.
But I think I think one of the things that's going on is I think he was probably fucked up.
But yeah, he's also like trying to really do that movie.
Yeah, he was doing the fontane.
Yeah, he's trying to do a really dramatic voice.
Yeah.
Because I think that this is tailored more towards a possibly random person.
Yeah.
That could be listening on the radio to really peak their interest to be like,
Oh, what is this?
This is exciting.
He missed the mark, though.
Oh, no, sounds creepy.
I heard that and I thought, oh, I need to know more.
But you compare that to the meandering random bullshit that's on the actual
Info Wars feed because he knows that that's targeting his audience.
Yeah.
It's pretty clear.
I just think that it's really funny that this is what he thinks goes to the like why.
That's what I was thinking.
It's amazing that he can fail in multiple ways.
Yeah, yeah.
It's remarkable.
It is.
It is.
You know, I like to imagine that, you know, if I failed in a different arena,
I would be aware of it.
I wouldn't just be like, yeah, I killed it.
I can do literally anything.
Wow.
It's done.
Who gives a shit?
Yeah.
Right.
So this is a good strategy for Alex to try and get new listeners in.
Just do these creepy jackoff commercials about the end of America.
Alex, this sounds really creepy.
I only do one day.
Yep.
You're not paying me for one.
So that's a good strategy.
Another good strategy might be, hey, Paul, Paul Joseph Watson, my oldest friend.
Yeah.
Why don't you promote my shit?
Maybe.
I'm not mad about it.
Please remember, everything the enemy does is about shutting us down.
That's why we built Band-Aid video until we updated in FullWars.com, NewsWars.com.
Paul's got his summit.news.
She promote us more on there, but whatever.
Still love Paul.
Not mad about it.
Totally not mad about it.
I was thinking about it like, yeah, what isn't it for Paul to promote Infowars?
Zero reason.
It's really in his best interest to play down as far away from Infowars as possible.
There's nothing else that he can get out of it.
Other than like not making Alex mad.
Yeah.
That's the only thing that he has to worry about.
He's gotten as much publicity as could come out of Infowars.
Well, that's why the arguably bigger.
That's why the band on the Titanic kept playing is because they didn't want the
captain to be angry.
So they were like, well, I guess this is where we die.
I don't want to piss that guy off.
Yeah.
It only hurts Paul to remind people that he worked at Infowars for 20 years.
Yeah.
If I were him, I would do the exact same thing.
Goodbye.
So Alex is mad about Trump's lawyer being polite for the most part.
I mean, incompetent too.
But Alex seems more mad that he's polite about his presentation.
You know, they're in the chambers.
Bordering on obsequious.
Sure.
Yeah.
But there's there's a certain there's a certain decorum that comes along.
Sure.
Sure.
Congressional speech.
Yeah.
There's the pageantry of being in the Senate halls that was literally just stormed.
You refer to people as the the gentleman or the lady from New Hampshire or whatever the
fuck.
Alex is mad about that.
I just want to play a few clips from yesterday.
We got some of the new stuff today coming up as well.
Just to show you with enemies like this.
Well, imagine what your real enemies are like.
Oh, what?
Nailed it.
That's the old saying with friends like this who needs enemies.
So when you look at just this this this foppish
preening just classic BS artists, a lawyer in their ingratiating himself
and groveling to Chuckie Schumer when all Schumer takes that as weakness and
congratulating him and just all of this and then saying this will turn around and bite you later
if you do it.
Yeah, they're tyrants.
They don't care about chivalry.
Yeah, he's just mad.
There's not a lot of analysis at all.
Yeah.
And I think the big thing that he's mad about in terms of the conversation that happens
throughout the impeachment stuff is that like the defense is not arguing
that Trump won the election.
No, they're taking as granted that Biden won.
And Alex is pretty mad about that because that's the only thing you could really get
people like distracted by.
Yeah.
That stupid argument that you can't.
But the reason they're not doing that is because that doesn't belong in court.
That belongs on info wars and great wing media outlets.
But yeah, he's he's a little bit upset that that world isn't being like taken over by his
right.
His shit.
Right.
I mean, it is maybe maybe it's their best defense.
Honestly, after after looking at the opening arguments, maybe their best defense would
be like we're putting this whole thing on trial.
Actually, Trump is president.
That's why it's fine that everybody did this and you're all the ones who should be impeached.
If you want to gum up the works and possibly create new problems for yourself.
Yeah, I think Castor has already gone far enough.
He might as well jump off the edge.
I mean, look, if you want it to be interesting, yeah, probably that's the way to go.
But it would be a disgrace.
Yep.
It wouldn't work.
Probably not.
But yeah, I think that Alex has gotten a little bit used to the last, you know, four years,
five years of like politics descending to his level.
And this is a concrete instance of it not.
Yeah.
And that probably would be pretty frustrating.
And then at the same time, you have, you know, Biden's comments of, you know, like the Senate
has an important role to play and to do their job, trying to stay above the fray and trying to
keep himself removed from the process.
Sure.
And that's got to really piss off.
Yeah, I would imagine so.
So he does the only thing that he knows how to do and that is talk to a comedian.
Oh boy.
He has a comedian.
Let's see if you know who this guy is.
Oh, no.
I can't give you any clues though.
But like, have you ever heard of Dave Landau?
I have heard of, I've heard the name before.
It's funny because on Bandod video, the, like the segment that he's on,
I believe it refers to him as a top comedian.
Ooh, that's not good.
Usually means they're not.
He apparently hosts or co-hosts with Anthony Kumiya.
Anthony Kumiya's new show.
Okay.
Or whatever show the fuck he's doing.
Oh man.
I'm, I'm shocked that I didn't get a call to co-host on that one too.
I feel like I'm the, I'm the guy for that.
Are you comparing me to Anthony Kumiya?
Cause you better not be.
I'll take that is quite, quite an insult.
Um, so yeah, Dave, Dave Landau is on and, uh, I think he tries to make a few jokes.
And how's it go?
Not great.
Alex is not a good scene partner as we know.
I only have one clip here cause I don't care about what Dave Landau has to say
about cancel culture.
Oh yeah. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't particularly care about his perspective on the, uh, impeachment
cause it's not, uh, interesting.
Right.
And then anything that he has to say about cancel culture.
I'm like, you fucking co-host a show with Anthony Kumiya.
Who gives it?
Yeah.
I gotta go.
I have very few, very little interest in what any white comedian has to say
about cancel culture.
Strike one, you host a show with Anthony Kumiya.
Strike two, you're on info wars.
Strike three, you said this on info wars.
It's not even so much taking that big of a stand.
It's just telling people not to be completely blind.
And I think the only thing that most people are really saying is that this is
going to end in some kind of bloody civil war.
And the way that it's starting to look, I can see that.
I can see their point.
But I just think if people just calm down and stop turning on mainstream media,
which I just can't imagine what it's like to sit in your house all day long,
stare at the television and have fear pumped into you.
Yeah.
Totally unlike the show you're on.
That would be terrifying.
What kind of monster would force people to watch four straight hours of fear mongering?
Yeah.
I feel like you really look like a real ding dong when you say something like that on info wars.
Because that either means that you accepted a booking on a platform as maligned and notorious
as info wars without having done any due diligence about the place you're on,
or somehow you don't see what Alex does as rank fear mongering.
No, that's not rank fear mongering.
Screaming about the fucking devil.
It's really simple what he's doing.
He's just asking people not to be blind, Dan.
That's all he's doing.
It's the mainstream media that's pumping fear into your blood all the time by reporting news.
I would say that anybody who works for any kind of mainstream media outlet,
if they behaved in any kind of way close to like what Alex does, they might be in jail.
At least would be sued over and over and over.
They'd be fired.
It's just it's wildly irresponsible.
Or they would be Brett Stevens.
That's also a possibility.
Possibly.
That leads me to believe that maybe this Dave Lantow guy is not incredibly sincere.
I would maybe a little bit disingenuous with his perspective.
So that ends the 10th.
The 10th was the brother's hoft.
Yep.
Weird comedian.
Yep.
Surface level.
Fairly certain that one of the big deals of stuff is happening right now.
On the 10th, yeah.
You mean the impeachment?
Yeah, I feel like that's important.
Yeah, but a lot of that's a lot of the hearings on the 10th were happening after Alex was on air.
That's true.
That's true.
You're right.
Some of the stuff he didn't have any way of knowing until the next day, the 11th, when he's on air.
And he's still a little surface level.
I'll be honest.
He's not covering nearly as much.
I mean, because from Alex's perspective, that makes sense.
The election was stolen, according to Alex.
This is all bullshit.
It's all imaginary.
Yeah.
So why engage with the substance of the thing if the thing...
So that kind of seems to be where he's at.
Explain to me how Alex seems to have a more cogent position on what he imagines as imaginary
and how much we should talk about it than the rest of us do.
I won't.
Okay.
So he starts off on the 11th talking about Bill Gates, because of course.
This is the most important news of our lifetimes.
It is official what Bill Gates called for on Bill Moyers and what he called for in Ted Talks.
And what he called for on CNN.
We have three clips of it in the last few years.
Calling for the euthanasia of old people because we, quote, can't pay for the aging population
in Europe, the United States, Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
And he says, so you kill an old person and then you can hire 10 teachers.
And that's not how it really works.
But they put that preface out there.
But you kill 10 teachers and you fish for a life.
That's the moral thing to do.
And so the reports are pouring in every day.
Five died here, four died here, three died here, 10 died here, seven died here.
And it's only in the nursing homes where the employees notice all of the death and say something.
Most of these places know to keep it quiet and say they died of something else.
But in many of the cases, I'm going to read to you from the CDC's own website.
Oh, they even have a record of this.
Some of them die within 15 minutes.
So Alex is claiming that someone died 15 minutes after getting a COVID-19 vaccine.
And then he presents that as evidence that the two are causally connected.
Sure.
That's the level of work he does.
He just associates two things and insists that he has then proven that they're connected when
he's done no such thing.
Alex could legit show me a news story about someone dying as they're getting vaccinated.
And it still doesn't prove the claim that the vaccine is related to that person's death.
There's an unfortunate reality here.
And that is that Alex either doesn't understand that dynamic of reality
or he understands all too well how easy it is to trick people into thinking that correlation
proves causation.
I think the latter is probably more likely.
Yeah.
But also Bill Gates wasn't advocating killing old people as he could hire teachers.
It's easy to misconstrue his words that way.
But the conversation he was having that Alex always takes out of context is about
exorbitant medical costs and what can be done about that.
Right.
Which is a thing that literally most of the world is
dealing with right now as population explodes.
Like it's not unique to anywhere.
It's like oh shit.
What are we going to do those fucking baby boomers wrecked us.
It's it's easy to look at that conversation that Bill Gates has had in these public forums
as being like well mathematically if we just kill all the old people we can hire.
Sure.
And that's not that's not the the conversation.
No that would be a facetious argument that I would make in a debate where somebody's
like oh well old people are trying to be like let's kill all of the old people.
I bet you could sarcastically make that argument against Alex and win the debate.
Yeah yeah totally.
He is he's got a lot of nothing.
Actually that's a really good idea.
So Alex is now more mad at Trump's lawyers.
This is intentional.
They're fucking setting him up.
Officially we now know that the lawyers that Trump hired because the first groups were bad.
The second group was bad.
The third group was bad.
Have all either sued him or Democrats that hate him and say that Trump's a criminal
and they're actually sabotaging him publicly saying he deserves to be kicked out of office
and that voters were smart and voted him out.
So instead of putting on evidence of election fraud the lawyers are all slipping in.
By the way the Americans are smart.
They kicked Trump out.
Oh Trump's getting sandbagged.
Yep yep.
When that lawyer was saying that he was trying to get the shit thrown out and he said that
you know like hey there is another president and it seems like the process has worked fine.
Yeah yeah elections are how we solve problems like corrupt dictators.
Historically you have an election.
So let's not do this.
Nah come on.
If the goal is winning the case that is maybe a decent argument to try.
Anyway if we didn't have any precedent for it.
If this was the first time if this was like 1810 and we were having one of these
and people were having that argument I'd be like I don't know.
Have we ever tried this before.
Maybe give it a shot.
So look this is about the January 6th.
This was about the storming of the Capitol.
This impeachment trial is about that.
It's easy to lose sight of that from time to time.
Sure.
Because of nefarious shitheads who you know make stuff up and whatever.
But look that was not cool.
That happening because provocateurs did it to make Alex look bad because people
who are in the same communities as Alex or appear to be are being violent.
Right.
Now at the same time violence is cool too.
Look we are well past the point of being able to righteously use violence
against these institutions and organizations.
But having a few Democrats and a few infiltrator groups
trigger out of hundreds of thousands of peaceful people in DC
a few hundred to go in the Capitol so you can be called insurrectionist and terrorist
is not the place of the time for it.
Okay.
So in coherent messaging.
No I think that one is actually really coherent.
We should absolutely storm the Capitol.
This was bad planning.
They tricked us into not storming the Capitol on the 20th
when we would have all been able to actually kill everybody.
Maybe.
I think he's essentially saying that it wasn't the right time
to fire the shot heard around the world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess so.
But the reason it's incoherent is because I don't think he wants to take
responsibility for that cut and dry message.
Yeah.
That's why it's incoherent.
Yeah.
That is the what's behind.
Well yeah violence is obviously justified but this was this was a misstep.
Yeah.
That's why I blame it on agitators and provocateurs.
They tricked us into shooting before we were ready to shoot.
So in that case I'm pretty sure he's saying that well yeah obviously we wanted to kill
everybody and overthrow the country.
Well we just wanted to do it at the right time so we would win.
Yeah of course I mean Alex even gets into his blood loss.
Sure.
I was in a halfway decent mood today and but I was already aware of the euthanasia
of the old and how would I come on air and and give it the gravitas it needs so we don't
all just get conditioned to accepting this.
You said it five years ago.
I was reading the statistics of the numbers and just going through the stacks
and I physically became nauseous.
No you didn't.
Because my nervous system was telling me you need to go visit violence upon the people
that are doing this.
If you let them kill old people like this and kill babies already born
and they admit they're doing it you are an accomplice.
My very cells are telling me defend these people.
So for all of you out there that are mad at me because I'm saying let's not be violent let's
not be offensive I understand your guts and your blood and your soul and your mind is burning
with the desire to kill.
Pull up pull up.
I want to stop these people just as much as you do but we've got to be wise as
serpents and peaceful as doves and walk gently to carry a big stick.
I don't think you pulled it off.
What was that.
I'm going to end with two cliches because I realized that I just basically told everybody
that it's fine to kill and that I want to too.
So you got to walk softly and carry a big stick.
I feel like Alex might not be lying about reading in for his comments because that
sounds like him responding to a lot of feedback of people who are like Alex you're soft.
Let's just go kill him.
Let's just go kill him.
Yeah I think that Alex that's Alex trying to like have an olive branch to the yeah the
murderous audience.
Yeah and also do you know who else anthropomorphizes their murderous intentions.
Who's that serial killers.
Look he wants to kill.
Sure.
And he understands that the audience wants to kill and they're connected on this.
I feel like there's a problem there.
But you got to be wise as a serpent.
I feel like there's a problem there too.
It doesn't get better.
I just want everybody to know the left and Apple and Facebook and Twitter and Mark Zuckerberg
and Jack Dorsey.
You know what you're doing and you are just as guilty as Bill Gates especially Mark Zuckerberg
who works directly under him.
He's the next guy in line for to be science officer of North America.
For the New World Order.
And you guys are mass murdering killers and I know who you are and everybody knows who
you are and you will pay for what you've done murderers.
I don't care what you do to me.
You are you you are guilty.
Everybody else is scared to call your asses out.
So I'll just tell everybody.
I was on there the other day and I said if the Civil War starts don't go after the cops
and military.
That's a diversionary tactic to wipe them out for the Chinese and have a civil war.
Don't have the civil war.
It's what they had the lockdowns Black Lives Matter.
Antifa try to provocateur us is to get a civil war where we all kill each other.
We don't want a civil war.
We want a removal of the globalist and their collaborators.
You just named a number of people.
What we want to do is remove these people that I have pointed out for you guilty of murder.
And I have specifically said that violence and everything is OK because they're murderers.
So we're well past the point of being able to right.
Just right now granted the storming of the Capitol was bad planning.
But what would be good planning is he's clearly implying what would be good planning.
What are you guys doing storming the Capitol with only a few hundred people.
You can't win what you should be doing targeted assassinations.
You know it's stupid.
And you know it's unfortunate to like Mark Zuckerberg is one of the people that's on
Alex's list.
Yeah.
But Alex constantly calls him Jeff Zuckerberg.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like there might be a Jeff Zuckerberg out there who is targeted.
He's because Alex can't remember dude's name.
Oh man.
He wields too much power and is too dumb to handle it.
Yeah.
So this is really irresponsible.
And I think you could make a pretty good argument that you know using shifty language.
Alex is probably telling his audience that should maybe kill my enemies.
I think one of the things about the evidence in the impeachment trial that I've noticed
was how many times that they did a really good job of avoiding allowing that kind of
clause to like excuse any behavior.
Sure.
You know like so often they had they played Trump's words and you're you're literally like
yeah we all know he said peacefully.
We should we should all protest peacefully.
And then they're like yeah but we've got 300 examples of him saying otherwise.
Yeah.
So you can't pull that bullshit.
This is a pattern behavior.
Like Alex Jones is essentially on trial in the same way.
Well I mean in our show in some ways is a on rigorous completely without legal backing.
Yeah.
Trial of his words in many ways.
Yeah.
And I would say he's guilty.
It's just that there is not a specific crime yet.
Right.
It's just the behavior that would lead to that.
Just thank God people have not carried out his his his clear commands.
Yeah.
So yeah he's he's mad about this trial because these these these lawyers are throwing the case man.
Here's another question.
Are Trump's lawyers tanking the impeachment trial on purpose?
I don't know.
Or are they just shitty folks.
Everybody knows these lawyers.
These are very competent lawyers.
They are sabotaging Trump because they've been told to.
They wouldn't have had a trial unless it was rigged.
That's why his lawyers are like Trump actually lost the election and you've done a great job
and you proved he's bad.
You've actually you've proved he's guilty.
Because it's a bunch of cowards.
The globalists are making their move.
All these so-called men are a bunch of pinstripe wearing knuckle dragging dirty stupid crooks
that have screwed this country over and sold it out to China.
And you've got a consortium of dirtbag lawyers and a consortium of pedophile leftist and just a
bunch of nasty hunchback globalists that just absolutely are going to mount this country's
head on a wall.
And I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why.
Because they hate themselves and they're going down.
Hollywood's going down.
All the leftist cities are going down.
And that's because they're run by the same slave master Satan.
And now they want to just drag us down with them.
Well, how is he going to explain it when Trump gets acquitted?
It really is going to be difficult to explain for a lot of people.
Yeah.
Beyond saying these guys were just going to acquit no matter what.
Why why if Trump gets acquitted then why like how are you going to rationalize his
lawyers are in on it.
They're throwing it.
They wouldn't have a trial if it wasn't rigged.
Oh it's rigged to acquit.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This makes no sense.
He's just rambling.
And you can tell the real dead giveaway that he's probably just fucking coked out of his
mind and rambling about nothing is you get to the Satan at the end.
Of course.
And then the that always comes back to you.
You know why?
I'll tell you why.
Oh yeah.
That's that's a real four in the morning party.
I want to leave kind of moment.
Yep.
Anyway, Alex gets talking about these vaccines.
Did you know that there's thousands dead already from the COVID-19 vaccine?
I feel like I would have heard it if there were.
No, they're keeping it on the low.
Oh, that's smart of them.
And one of the things that I think is interesting about this, which is first of all, it's not
true.
Second is that if Alex believes that then he has to believe that there's about as many
deaths from the vaccine as there is from COVID.
Yeah.
That's outrageous.
They have to make that one out of 10 conservatively of adverse reactions gets reported.
A lot of daughters will say it's about one out of a hundred probably really.
I mean, how many times do you take some of that adverse reaction and you call the CDC
and then tell them?
Okay.
So with thousands of dead people so far from the Pfizer mRNA vaccine, thousands.
You count Europe, the US, Australia.
I think Pfizer could sue him.
I think so too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, he's just making up numbers at the beginning.
Oh, totally.
And also you don't call the CDC, your doctor ends up calling the CDC to report adverse.
Yeah.
That's why you go to the doctor.
Yeah.
If you have an adverse reaction to something, you will go seek treatment and then they will
be like, oh, we got to report this because it's our job.
Yeah.
It would be a really inefficient system to force everyone to be like,
hello, CDC.
What frustrates me a lot about Alex's narratives regarding this type of stuff is that,
yeah, man, people have already thought of those as problems.
They happened a long time ago and people were like, oh, let's not do that.
Like the reason we have the reporting system is precisely because you wouldn't call the CDC.
Yeah.
You wouldn't do that.
So the doctor does it for you.
Now, the issue where you could get to Alex may be having a kernel of truth,
although he's still making stuff up, is that if you have a headache,
that could be considered an adverse reaction and you might not report that.
Right.
But it would be something so trivial that you don't seek help with it and you might not
even know if it's related.
Right.
So yeah, maybe one in 10 if you count like.
Minor nonsense that maybe you, maybe my back hurts.
Yeah.
Slight dizziness is off.
So I have a headache or yeah, or I got up too quick.
Yeah.
But what are you saying is just a load of shit.
Yeah.
And I honestly think that some of the stuff that he's saying has a real potential for public health
problems.
And then you look at what else it does, holy mackerel.
When you come across a COVID virus, the most common in the world, coronavirus,
in the future, most people will have a violent autoimmune reaction and they're going to call
that COVID 2022, probably be the name.
I think it'll be about 2022.
They'll hit us with it maybe sooner.
Hell, maybe next month.
And it'll be everybody dying.
Oh, by the way, that's what I didn't tell you.
Most of these old people that died, they said it already tested positive for COVID.
Obviously most of that's fraud, but that's the thing.
They also said that that's what Wolf King, Woodard, another scientist said.
They said, if you've already had a similar COVID virus or coronavirus, the same family,
or COVID-19, the vaccine may cause an autoimmune response and kill you or make you very sick.
Or later, it'll cause the autoimmune response when you come in contact with one.
I mean, this is a death sentence, total death sentence.
And there'll just be people going to be dying all around you.
It'll just be Bill Gates up there smiling like a psychotic at you.
I mean, they're never going to get away with this.
Never.
They're crazy.
But Hitler didn't get away with it either, but he wanted to kill everybody.
Yeah, that's deeply, deeply irresponsible.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is, this is fucked.
Yeah.
Like, this is the level of thinking that this is, is which level?
Yes.
Like, this is like a pure, we've never advanced beyond thinking that the person
with two cats is actually behind illness.
Yep.
That's where we're at.
That's where Alex's brain is at.
How is it that we can develop a vaccine for a brand new virus in less than a year?
Yeah.
And at the same time, we have people who are like, nah, nah, nah, nah,
see if you're physically unattractive.
Chances are you're the one killing everybody.
Yeah.
And I, I read, I read a little bit about some of the folks who have died
after getting the vaccine and some of them did test positive for COVID.
And the belief that they, the people who were writing about this had
were that they had gotten the vaccine when they had already been infected.
Right.
It was in the incubation period.
Right.
And then the vaccine wouldn't be effective.
Right.
At that point.
It's too late.
Yeah.
And you know, you're talking about high risk communities
and people who are prioritized for getting the vaccines.
And you know, that doesn't, it's not even that high of a number either.
Like it's, it's not in the thousands like Alex is saying, but,
but either way, like this, this kind of misinformation, it stands to really
persuade people to have either a belief or an inclination to not disbelieve
that this shot is a death sentence.
Yeah.
And that can be really, really dangerous.
Yeah.
It's hard even to imagine like, okay, it's not the best vaccine and it does
have some adverse reactions, but it's going to save a million lives.
You know, like, or like that kind of level of thing where it's like, yeah,
that's worth it.
Yeah.
Half a million people are dead, man.
Yeah.
You know, Alex does the straw man shit all the time of like,
everybody pretends the vaccines are totally safe and like,
there's never been a bad reaction.
Like, no, no one says that.
That's a fake argument that you're making in order to straw man.
And yeah, it's just, it's childish.
And I wish that people would treat him and his arguments with the disdain that they deserve.
Yeah.
So Alex gets to talking about Bitcoin, of course.
Yes, of course.
Because Elon Musk, it was just on Rogan apparently again.
And maybe he's into Bitcoin now.
Sure.
He also has a guy named BitBoy on as a guest later.
I'm a motherfucking BitBoy.
The weekend.
You want to laugh, but you can't.
That was that look of, I can't laugh at this.
It's because it's wrong.
I'm a motherfucking BitBoy.
Dan, I'm well past the point of righteous violets.
That was going through my head.
After that joke.
Anyway, this guy's just a YouTuber who's into Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies.
Sure.
His interview is not interesting.
I'm surprised.
YouTubers are always fascinating.
But he actually has some interesting things to say.
And I don't get it.
I didn't get any sense of like, you know, him being a bigot, but I don't know.
Sure.
He just was talking about cryptocurrencies.
Anyway, Alex is against them, but then he interviews this guy in a pretty positive.
This is very confusing.
Gotcha.
And there is a global government openly announcing itself and they need to end the
dollar as the world reserve currency and bring in the new global digital currency,
which will be based on Bitcoin.
Which again is obviously a giant inside job from the beginning, just like Q.
And I told you that 10 years ago and now you can see it.
So why are you having a long interview with a guy who's into Bitcoin,
who's giving a really positive perspective?
It's very confusing.
Yeah.
Also, Alex hasn't been super negative about Bitcoin.
It's much more complicated than that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He hasn't been a promoter of it.
But if he actually thought it was something that was meant to replace the dollar as part
of the globalist plan, he wouldn't have had Max Kaiser on for the last 10 years on his show
to constantly promote it.
Yeah.
Cryptocurrency.
That would be an issue.
Yeah.
He wouldn't, his behavior would be totally different.
And that's the same actually as with Q.
Yeah.
If Alex actually thought that there wasn't something in it for him to not fully denounce
X, Y or Z, whether it's QAnon or Bitcoin, his behavior would be totally different.
He thought that there was an angle that he could play, some sort of hedge in the middle.
And then once that was clearly not the case, oh, I've known this was a setup all along.
Right.
Bullshit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His pattern of denouncing something softly and gently, but then having pro-guests on it
for an eternity is clear evidence of some sort of issue he has with, I can't piss someone off.
There's always someone that can't be pissed off in these situations.
Or just like, yeah, there might be worthwhile to not alienate this.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe down the road QAnon becomes something that is profitable for me.
So let's keep that lane open until it's too late.
Sure.
And then I can always have been against it with, with the Bitcoin.
It could have collapsed, left people with nothing.
Sure.
Could have been something that everyone hates.
And then Alex, it'd be great for him to be able to say I've been against this the whole time.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
But maybe it's a cool thing.
And then I could be like, I've had Max Kaiser promoting it on my show for 10 years.
I'm an old school Bitcoin guy.
Sure.
You know, you play both sides and then you look like a prophet.
Yeah.
But you're not.
You're just a dumb, dumb.
Yep.
Anyway, Trump is on trial because he said some things.
Sure.
I think some people did some things.
Sure.
And hey, what about Kamala Harris?
She said some things.
Who hasn't said things?
Here is Kamala Harris, cackling like the witch she is, talking about killing Trump.
Will she be impeached?
Here it is.
If you had to be stuck in an elevator with either President Trump, Mike Pence,
or Jeff Sessions, who would it be?
Does one of us have to come out alive?
You know what?
People will think I was overdoing it.
Play it again so you can hear the actual cackle.
I mean, I hear they're coming out with a new Wizard of Oz.
She's got the job as the wicked witch.
Here it is.
A possible interpretation of that joke is that she would kill herself
before going in an elevator with one of them.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I think this is a little bit thin.
You think?
Also, the laughter and crowd applause indicates that this is a different setting.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I would argue that there is a different contextual interpretation of someone saying
a joke on the Ellen show and someone saying that you should kill one's political enemies
in a rally after having said that killing them is fine for a long time.
I would be dealing with this situation entirely differently if Ellen DeGeneres killed Jeff Sessions
in an elevator.
I would be furious.
I would say that Kamala Harris was very irresponsible.
I'm just generous.
Killed Jeff Sessions in an elevator.
Then we would be, I mean, how could you not?
Yeah.
Then she should be impeached.
Yeah.
I mean, it's still hard not to add the context of the cop was killed in two words.
Hey, yeah.
So in terms of the impeachment stuff from the day before on the 10th,
Alex doesn't deal with much of the, let's say, previously unreleased videos that are real
problems.
Oh, those are issues.
Well, I mean, they certainly contradict his narrative quite a bit.
It's particular, again, resonating the people chanting hang Mike Pence and like people
wandering through the halls yelling for Nancy Pelosi.
The just the person, the first person going through the window wearing full tactical gear,
Confederate flags following along.
Yeah.
I think that everybody has different images that will probably stick with them.
That chanting was one that was really, really tough for me.
And particularly because, you know, I've, I spent so much time with Alex's rhetoric and
his narratives and like how directly counter this reality is to the game that he's spinning.
Totally.
So he just pretends a lot of that didn't happen.
Yeah.
Sure.
But this Raskin guy, right?
The lead counsel.
Yeah.
What's the term?
Impeachment manager.
That's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, he said,
I know that from watching the impeachment, not from earlier before that.
He said some things that Paul Joseph Watson wrote an article about that Alex is pissed about.
Uh-oh.
Now, let's start getting to it.
The slimmiest rat-like creature I've seen in a while, Jamie Raskin,
is with the leader of the persecution.
He said that Trump supporters impaled police and stabbed them to death on the sixth.
And that on the sixth, Trump supporters burned down a church.
Well, it's funny because that church is the one that BLM fire bombed.
That church, ladies and gentlemen, is the church that Trump wouldn't visit.
It was the Bible.
Why would you tell such a gigantic lie out in the open?
Interesting question.
Why would you say that St. John's church was burned by Trump supporters?
He didn't.
Well, that would be an issue.
That's like saying that Abraham Lincoln killed Abraham Lincoln.
No, John Wilkes boothed it.
I mean, it's just, it's just a, it's like saying my background, my background is red.
And you're like, no, your background is green today.
A what?
I mean, he might as well just get up there and say, the sky is red at high noon in Texas.
But again, why does he do that?
Because he's a lying criminal.
Everything comes out of his fat mouth saliva, put out all these fake videos, everything else.
And then his fake crying, he couldn't get an acting part in a third grader play with that.
Projection.
Man, the master of similes, Alex Jones.
Projection.
Yeah.
Wild.
Yeah, outrageous.
Yeah.
So, uh, Raskin didn't say that people were stabbed on January 6th.
He was clearly talking about people who were using flag poles as a weapon against Capitol
police because that's a super resonant image, the idea that they're the Capitol police and
they're being attacked by something that has the flag on it.
Sure, it is hard to avoid.
Yeah.
If we're taking things super strictly, literally, then yes, no one was run through with a pole.
But that kind of gives you a sense of the difficulty that Alex and his ilk have spinning this stuff.
The previously unreleased video, like I said, of the storming really disprove a lot of Alex's
narratives.
And, uh, you know, you really just don't want to deal with that stuff.
So you retreat to dumb semantics arguments that mean nothing to pretend that that's the
entire argument against Trump and it's all a lie.
No one was impaled.
No one was impaled by a javelin throw for 40 feet away.
We were slamming the cop's head in a door.
Come on.
Get it right.
As for the church burning, Alex is playing dumb.
Raskin said, quote, that's before the second million magga march, a rally that ended in
serious violence and even the burning of a church.
This sentence doesn't say who burned a church, but Alex and Paul Joseph Watson, who wrote
the article that Alex is covering, are pretending that it's making an accusatory claim.
The essence of what Raskin is saying is that Trump has a pattern of inciting events that
lead to violence, which isn't really debatable.
So Alex and Paul have created this fake claim to respond to.
They're also pretending that Raskin must be talking about the burning of the St. John's
church, which was the church that Trump did his photo op in back in May.
The person or persons responsible for that fire are still unknown.
So Alex can't actually prove that anyone from one of his villain groups did it,
but he's just decided to report as if that is the case.
Yeah.
As long as it's unknown, that's fine for him.
Sure.
Raskin could have spoken more clearly, but what he was talking about was the proud boys
vandalizing the Asbury United Methodist Church and burning banners they've stolen
from the church that said Black Lives Matter.
This is a secondary instance of Alex creating a fake thing to argue against,
and he knows exactly what Raskin is talking about.
The guy who took credit for burning that church's sign has been a guest on Alex's show,
and the night of January 5th, Alex's employee Owen Schroer recorded himself burning a Black
Lives Matter flag in DC.
Yeah, there's that one.
Yeah, come on, grow up, asshole.
No shit.
Anyway, what's really funny about this is with that lead up that Alex has,
he didn't actually watch this clip.
Oh, that's a problem.
And you can kind of tell at the end because in the lead up to this,
he's saying that Raskin claimed that there was all this on January 6th.
Totally.
Whoops.
And just listen to this BS.
And that's before the second million mega march, a rally that ended in serious violence,
and even the burning of a church.
And as the president forecast, it was only the beginning.
On December 19th, 18 days before January 6th,
he told his base about where the battle would be that they would fight next.
January 6th would be wild, he promised.
Be there, will be wild, said the president of the United States of America.
And that too turned out to be true.
You'll see in the days that followed Donald Trump continued to aggressively promote
January 6th to his follower.
Okay.
So he's saying that the march that we coordinated that was peaceful
that happened in December was the June 1st BLM event that burned the church.
Did he say that six months apart?
Is that why you didn't say that happened?
Trump went and visited it.
So what does this guy do?
He inverts it.
So you can hear him kind of re spinning in real time
because he realizes that the clip doesn't say what he had already prefaced it to say.
And you can, you can, you can hear it very clearly.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
See now what he's saying is something different from what I said he would say.
And so he's a liar.
So whose fault do you think it is that Trump has bad lawyers?
Let's see.
Would it be the entire legal profession thinking that his case is both nonsensical and unwinnable
or him?
Try again.
Oh, specific person.
Oh, Nancy Pelosi.
Nope.
Oh, here's Bruce Caster.
Let's play clip three.
Trump's so-called lawyer who it turns out has sued Trump before.
Oh yeah, Trump didn't know that.
And this is people they give him.
And, and, and this other guy called, he called him another one of the lawyers called Trump a crook
just three months ago and said he's a horrible person and that's his lawyer.
That's who Trump gets.
He can say, well, Trump's an idiot.
Yeah, I don't know if he knows how to use Google, but my God, he better start.
But see, it's all, it's all the sudden law.
Man, Trump is under the spell of that Kushner.
Okay.
All right.
It's Kushner.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
All right.
A lot of buck stops there kind of.
So the secret leader of the deep state has been Kushner the entire time.
I think Puchenek has said that maybe.
Yeah.
I think this is a relatively Shakespearean tale of a son-in-law betraying his father.
I would love to just be able to be like my dream job, if I could have it, would be to
be a person who hacks in to Alex's earpiece.
And I could just respond lies like from Fletch to I've never seen Fletch to.
But Alex has an earpiece in that the producers talked to him with and just to be able to
hack in and respond in real time would be so great because I just hear that as big.
Well, you're saying that the bad lawyers, he hired a lawyer who sued him in the past
and he didn't know about that.
And this is Kushner's fault.
You could absolutely convince him, absolutely convince him that that is an anthropomorphized
voice in his head.
Oh, yeah.
There is no doubt in my mind that he would have like, oh, I got myself doubted my ear again.
Alex, I'm your conscience.
And that was bad.
That was dumb.
Isn't this guy supposed to be king shit hero guy?
And he hired a lawyer who sued him because his son-in-law tricked him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
This is stuff that even like-
This is the man I want leading the country.
So, Alex, like I said, there's not as much about the impeachment as maybe would be interesting
or seems should be merited by this show.
But he spends quite a while talking to BitBoy.
Sure.
Because he's a motherfucking BitBoy.
We have two clips left.
Okay.
Because I'm not talking about BitBoy.
No, I'm good.
We have two clips.
And I want to ask you if you'd rather go culture war or gossip first?
I feel like culture war is going to be more offensive.
And yet somehow I feel like gossip also might wind up with some really fucked up shit.
So let's go with culture war.
Okay.
Disney.
All right.
See, I knew it.
Disney has fired Gina Carano.
From the Mandalorian.
So a man who is absolutely not a fan of Star Wars.
Absolutely not appreciative of Star Wars at all.
It's very angry about one particular character being removed from the Mandalorian.
I didn't know that if I were Disney, I would blame her for Grogu on her way out.
Yeah, on the way out.
She'd be like, toss all of our baggage under her.
What else do we got?
She named Grogu.
Everyone else, everyone be mad at her for all of this shit.
So in reality, what happened was that she had some social media posts,
including a particularly offensive one where she compared being Republican to being
Jew in the Holocaust.
People didn't care much for that.
No.
And she was out.
Alex may not quite understand why she got fired.
Yeah.
What's crazy about it is
Disney's virtue signaling, kicking this former MMA lady out,
because she looks like a big tough man.
That's the image they want as women, as you know, all the leaders and men are idiots.
Goes back to married with children and all those shows where dad's always a moron.
I mean, that's come out in memos, not just Gamergate that they
want to show in a massulated society.
But but but even that wasn't enough for her playing the part of the big male hero.
Pedro is the Mandalorian.
Trends after Star Wars cancels Gina Carano.
And I'm not saying she's a bad actress.
And I'm not saying I dislike women that are strong and have that Amazon type look.
I think it's very attractive.
But the point is that she actually groveled and said it was so horrible what happened to the Jews,
which was bad what Hitler did.
And they called it anti-Semitic.
Wow.
Wow.
Um, Alex may not quite get the conversation.
Oh, boy, Alex.
Alex, you might be too used to people saying worse things than that and being like, that's
anti-Semitic.
Well, it actually does make sense because Alex has compared himself to a Jewish person during
the Holocaust.
Like, so for him, yeah, obviously, yeah, that's what she's saying is like tame.
It's almost like he's like, you're going to fire her for that.
I have Steve P on my show all the time.
Yeah.
He's throwing anti-Semitic shit out like fucking candy in a parade.
Yeah, it's interesting to me.
The part that I find the most interesting outside of Alex's bizarre need to have a sexual
psychodrama with his audience.
Yeah.
Don't know why you need to do that.
Oh, I can't stand that they put strong female women in roles and make them look strong and
powerful.
Now, it doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with them.
Hey, buddy, this is something you should deal with your therapist with, not your audience.
I absolutely have to air out this problem that I can't sublimate, which is that I both
attracted to strong, powerful women and want them destroyed.
It's weird.
I wasn't quite sure where he was going as he was talking about this, like what side he was
going to land on because he was being very weird.
But then when he said she groveled and said the Holocaust was bad.
Which it is.
Why did you say groveled?
Well, I mean, when you say the Holocaust is bad, obviously you're caving to the ADL and
the Ku Klux Klan.
What?
I don't understand that at all.
Anyway, what should she have said that Hitler was a complete badass?
Stud.
Would that have been what she should have said?
Maybe.
Anyway, now we get to gossip.
It is.
It would be kind of ridiculous if the guy who said that Hitler was a complete badass.
Was a complete stud and a badass was like, yeah, Gina should have been fired.
I wish that I had a soundboard so I could just play that all the time.
I'm afraid that there may be new listeners who don't know that we had a drop that we
used to play where Alex says that Hitler and Stalin are total badasses.
Complete badasses.
Studs.
That's how we used to thank people for.
So we move on to gossip to close the show.
I'll say one of the more rewarding things about listening to Alex's show is getting
to find little threads that you can pull that you wouldn't.
You know, you'd never like there was the story of Buckley's birthday party.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, a couple years back.
The ever growing changing story of Buckley's birthday.
What happened at their birthday party?
There was the Nazi hat saga.
Sure.
There's little glimpses that you get into Alex's life.
The globalist in the hot tub is always a classic.
Barton Springs tales.
Oh, yeah.
All the times he would go down to Barton Springs.
The hike and bike trail.
Tales of the hike and bike.
A lot of interesting things have happened on that trail.
Another thing is that we know a lot about Alex's wife's tennis habits.
A lot more than I would have expected to learn.
We know that her tennis partner, I believe, was scoping out Antifa at the grocery stores.
Has strong ability to do some reconnaissance.
She had some intel on Antifa.
And now we learn that maybe not all is good in the world of Alex's wife's tennis.
Oh, no.
Maybe there are some haters.
I was playing tennis with these women.
She's done a few years.
And one who walks over with a real ugly look on her face.
And I was like, what's wrong?
She goes, I just, you know, what's wrong is what you did at the Capitol trying to overthrow our country?
I was like, we were protesting the election.
That was a handful of people.
She goes, oh, yeah, right.
Sure.
They do this whole act of like, you know, oh, gosh, what you did?
Oh, it's like the Democrats were just saying,
Jamie Raskin says Trump supporters burned down the church, too, and BLM did publicly.
That quick, huh?
She's getting, she's getting the news that quick.
The turnaround is fast on that.
That is quick.
I mean, I understand that it's most likely just a device for him to do like a character or whatever,
but I love that there's like an entire genre within Alex's world of like stories where he
complains about the people his wife plays tennis with.
Yeah.
He's almost doing like a nursery rhyme levels of explaining things in like, in tale, you know,
like, this is why we don't touch fire because there's a rabbit that goes around and it touched
fire one time and you were like, this is bad.
Her tennis instructor was like, hey, we should listen to this guy and that's bad.
See, now children, let's move on.
I feel like more his, his wife's tennis world is like a world that's populated by fictional
characters that he just gets to cast in little plays.
It's like a little anime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whenever he needs somebody to have seen Antifa setting up at the grocery store,
well, that's somebody involved in my wife's tennis games.
You need somebody to play the role of nosy, judgmental Democrat and somebody that my wife's
playing tennis with.
Now, it is strangely enough, the only both combined tennis club and private
investigatory agency on, you know, it's like whenever you first saw Baskin Robbins in a
KFC in the same place, you're like, what are we doing here?
That's the tennis club.
I think you're thinking of Dunkin Donuts.
Whatever.
It's all the same shit.
There's never been a Taco Bell and KFC is what I meant.
What am I supposed to know?
Would never be a Baskin Robbins.
Why not?
It's not the same company.
KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.
They're all young brands.
Right, right, right.
I understand this.
And then Duncan and Baskin Robbins, I think are the same parent company.
We're making a meal out of me mistaking this.
You know, it's a meal.
Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut all together.
Good meal.
But don't eat it before you go play tennis with Alex Jones' wife.
You will probably wind up taking a nap and missing out on some crucial information.
Either that or you'll become a story that Alex tells on the show about somebody who ate too
much shitty food before playing tennis with his wife.
That's the new way.
And that somehow illustrates how the Democrats are evil.
That's the new way to fuck with Alex Jones.
You join his wife's tennis club and you just every now and again walk up to her with a
ugly look on your face and just say something reasonable.
If I had all the time in the world, I'd still not do that.
That sounds like a real wiser time.
No, absolutely not.
Anyway, Jordan, we come to the end of this and I expected a little bit more fireworks.
But I mean, he is mad.
Sure.
Don't get me wrong.
He's mad.
Sure.
Sure.
But it almost makes more sense to me.
You know, like you're saying this is a coherent ish response.
And yeah, like he shouldn't be upset about the impeachment thing.
He thinks he's supposed to think that Trump won the election.
Yeah.
No, that's why we were should be disappointed in whatever defense there is because they're
not saying that Trump won the election.
Right.
Yeah, it's even better for him that they're terrible lawyers because then you can pretend
that they're sandbagging on purpose.
Of course.
And then whenever they whenever Trump wins and is acquitted, he's going to be like,
see, even in spite of the lawyers that the globalist gave him.
Right.
Yeah.
He's so innocent.
His defense was literally two men going for four hours and he won.
Yeah.
Anyway, we'll see how this develops.
Indeed, we will.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
Yep.
We're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.com.
I go to bed, Jordan.
Yep.
We're also on Facebook.
We are.
There's a million views.
That dials.
I see that.
If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
I have no other place to mention this and it seems perfect here.
Danny sent me a message and Norm Pattis' beard is fucking crazy.
Norm Pattis, trim your goddamn beard.
It is inappropriate.
Anyway.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.