Knowledge Fight - #533: February 17, 2021
Episode Date: February 19, 2021Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things are going around Infowars studio. In this installment, Alex Jones gets back to work in a half-powered studio, filling his time by dancing with white su...premacy and eating way too much survival pasta.
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Hey everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to
sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex. Amaric Jones. Oh,
indeed we are. Dan. Jordan. Quick question. Jordan. What's your bright spot today? My bright
spot, Jordan. Have I said mochi? Have I? Yes, you have said mochi. That one's true. Fuck. Do you
have any other rice based snacks that you appreciate? No, but I like the rice crispy
treats. Oh, I do. I do like this. I haven't had many in a while though. I did. I was telling you
about this. I've been trying to branch out and try different types of rice. Naturally. Yeah.
I'm kind of excited about that. Maybe that could be a bright spot. Right. Exploration. Yeah. Although
the path that I've gone down so far has been disappointing. I tried the forbidden rice. Yes,
it was not as forbidden as you might imagine. Boo to the forbidden rice. I forbid it from my
kitchen. Yeah, I'm going to try a rice exploration for the next while. That's my new. I know I know
people enjoy hearing about whatever childish cooking adventures. Whatever rabbit hole you
take for for a few weeks, whatever elementary level cooking 101. I like it. That would be that
would be more interesting if the word forbidden was just a more applied to things that suck,
you know, like all the forbidden rice. It's not forbidden because it's bad or evil. It's just
bad. It sucks. It's just shitty. Look, look, look, I want to be totally like above board and
clear about this. It doesn't suck. It just not. It's not. It doesn't live up to the name. Wow.
The Lombada sucks. That that dance is forbidden. I don't know if the Lombada sucks. I don't
actually know how to do it. But okay, the rice itself is just whatever. You expect a lot when
something's forbidden. It's like, oh, only the king. It does kind of raise expectations a little
bit. Doesn't live up to it. Anyway, the forbidden city isn't just like fucking Detroit, you know.
Anyway, rice, I guess is my bright spot. That's a good bright spot. How about you? My good,
my bright spot, Dan, is that approximately four hours ago, my partner got the second dose of the
file. That's great. It is great news. So she will be transport transforming into a cyborg
within weeks. Yeah, either that or we know where she will be dead within 15 minutes. Well,
that should have happened three hours ago. Okay, three and a half hours ago. 15 minutes
temporally. Have you talked to her in three hours? I haven't. Oh, no, that's not good. Well,
congratulations. I hope that I hope it all is very happy for uneventful and everybody's is
healthy. Yeah, it's it's nice. It's a it's a good little bright spot considering, you know,
how shittily the teachers union has been sure, you know, like, well, yep. Yeah. Anyway, Jordan,
today we have an interesting episode to go over. Oh, okay. We're going to be talking about February
17. Too early here. You're like the guy who hit the NOS too early and fast and furious too early,
kid. Okay. You're like two cars racing and you just went too fast. You went right into the
barricade. And so I could slowly go around. I never know when you're going to speed up or slow
down. You I'm always chasing you. That's why the advantage is with the server. Yeah, you understand
this in the game of tennis. You do understand this in the game of tennis. Yeah. So interestingly,
Alex was able to get back into studio on the 17th, which is Wednesday. Okay. And I have some
interesting thoughts about it. I don't know exactly what was going on, but he was able to broadcast
the studio is a bit dark. Sure. There are lights in terms of like focused on him. So it's not like
he's sitting in a shadow. Right. Right. But the giant million dollar board behind him is off. Okay.
It's it's bleak. And it's interesting. This this episode is really fucked up. Oh, yeah. No,
I believe that. I believe that sometimes when the the the vibe is this bad, just take the day off.
I would. I would have to say all kinds of weird shit. You're in a dark room basically by yourself.
I would have said, you know, call in. Don't do it. Don't do this. Yeah, absolutely. But then,
you know, the flip side of the coin is that like necessity is the mother of invention. And
whenever you're back to the wall, sometimes you fuck around and pull out something amazing. Right.
Right. Right. We've heard countless stories of that. How many times have you heard a stand-up
talk about how like it was the worst possible scenario? Like you've been on stage and like
the lights have gone out. Totally. Sometimes those are the best that you can possibly have.
Mike has cut out the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. You're back to the wall and something within you
comes out that you didn't know was there and you rise to the occasion. That's not this. I didn't
think so. I was not expecting that. What could be rising to the occasion? I don't know. Anyway,
it's going to be a lot of fun. I enjoyed some of this and some of it is just well just say
overly white supremacist. Well, that'll happen. It's a dark room. So you got to brighten it up
somehow, dad. We'll get down to business on the episode. But before we do, let's take a little
moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show. Oh, that's a great
idea. So first, Alex Jones in Mike Tyson's voice. The in Mike Tyson's voice was not in parentheses.
So I'm not doing it. Oh, no, it has to be. No, it's the name. I'm not doing an impression. No,
you don't do impressions. No, certainly not. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank
you very much. Next bill. And then also thank you to Dana for suggesting to build to listen to
this podcast. Very complicated name, but you're a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you.
Thank you very much. I swear you theme these. Sometimes there's normal names. Sometimes it's
a long list of joke names. And now we're just getting I try and balance it out. Next, the demon
deacon. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much,
I think it's the Wake Forest mascot. Yes, I am fairly sure. Do you know about Deacon Blues
song by Steely Dan? No, I do not know. I'm not a big Steely Dan guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No,
this is this is a thing. They got a name for the winners in the world. Yeah. And I want a name
when I lose. They call Alabama the crimson tide. Call me Deacon Blues. Okay. All right.
So I'm not missing a ton. Drink Scotch whiskey all night long. Well, now you're selling and die
behind the wheel. Is that what Steely Dan sounds like? A little bit. I think Fagan has a better
voice than I do. Deacon Blues. Good song. Peg. That Asia album is all just pretty good.
Can't buy. Reagan liked Peg. Anyway, next, Nathan W. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Nathan. Next, John C. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, John. Thank you. And then I'd like to give a shout out to some folks
who donated on an elevated level. We appreciate that very much. So the woods boys, but I'm insisting
on calling them damn woods boys. Thank you so much. You're now technocrats. And Jake, aka Gibby.
Okay. It's a birthday. Happy birthday. And you're now a technocrat. All right. And Mr. Goblin
keeps you clean. You are now a technocrat. And I'd like to say hello and good tidings to you and
your family and your daughter. You're now all technocrats. Sure. Everybody's a technocrat. Yeah.
I'm a policy wonk. Crikey, mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew. How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right. We got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson. All right. Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so good? My neck is freakishly large.
I declare info war on you. Thank you all. Jordan, I can't believe you don't like Steely Dan.
I didn't say I didn't like Steely Dan. I'm just not a Steely Dan guy. Like I'd never got into
Steely Dan. I'm not in my I'm not yet 42. So I don't feel like it's the right time for me to get
into Steely Dan. I don't know. A Steely Dan folk. We have a saying and that's either with us or
you're curious. Is that what Steely Dan folks say? I did not know that. I guess that's why I haven't
been invited. Yep. Because apparently I'm against you. Yeah. You, you were a dissenter.
Check it out. Check it out. By the camp. Listen to the camp. Buy a thrill album. I think you'll
enjoy it. I believe I will. I've never, I've never heard a Steely Dan song that I wasn't like.
Cow. Have you heard Black Cow? I don't know. Black Cow is a good song. Probably. So Jordan,
we have two out of context drops from today's show. That's exciting. Yeah. I'll let you decide
afterwards which you prefer. Okay. Here's option number one. All right. And I'm just telling you
what I really think. Okay. So this is the ultimate black pill broadcast today. That is an accurate
assessment of the show. He's very black pill mood. Okay. Which is probably going to hurt sales of
the real red pill which he sells. Could. Here's option number two. You got to wash that ass.
What's it going to be? Well, that's tough. That's tough. You do got to wash that ass. You got to
wash that ass. However, there's a part of me that thinks that he should try selling like that's kind
of an untapped market. The black pill, right? It's a, you know, you got the real red pill. It
gets you all that. What if you sold a pill that just gives you like minor depression?
Everybody could use a couple of days on the bed without liking yourself. I don't know if this
is a good market. I think it would be best to avoid that space. Maybe it would be a prank gift
that you get. You know, like it's a white elephant gift. These are depressions. Yeah,
these are depression pills. All right. I don't know. I don't like this. Okay, fair enough. So we
start off the episode here and Alex is sitting in studio alone. Sad. Yeah. No cool lights behind
him. Clean ass though. We wash that ass. Yeah. And I don't know. It kind of, you know, I know he
didn't, but I this he's responding to a question that we brought up on our episode. Okay. Which is
like, Hey, man, you're supposed to be the big prepper guy, right? Right. Right. What's going on
here? Thank you so much for joining us. I have a skeleton crew and we have limited power back on
in the studios here. And a lot of listeners will say to me, well, you're Mr prepared. Why aren't
you prepared? Want to eat some of that storeable food? When I've told people that we should all
take our vitamins and be in shape, I'm pointing three fingers back at myself and one finger at you.
But I'm obviously saying why I think the best thing to do is the city of Austin was here two years
ago and wouldn't give us the permits for a full power to generator system that we wanted to put
in here. And you could, I guess, move locations. We don't have the money to do that. So we're just
like the average folks and I don't have power. Most of my family doesn't have power. And so I've
been going around dealing with frozen pipes and things like that. And I'm not complaining. So
it's the red tape. Yeah. So Alex very well may have been dealing with some pipe issues, but that's
far from the only thing he's been doing while this winter storm is lingered in Texas. And
apparently his family is without power. As it turns out, in the middle of all this, Alex decided to
take a helicopter to Dallas to sit down and get drunk and smoke cigars with Stephen Crowder,
while simultaneously complaining about cancel culture and lying about what they do for a living.
I wanted really badly to cover that interview for the show because it's very stupid, but it's
behind a paywall. So it kind of falls into that territory of things I don't feel right making
content out of. And unfortunately, the section they released for free on YouTube, it's kind of
dumb. It's not, it's not worth it. And as you and I were talking about this, how terrible of a tease
would it be? Yeah, yeah, like, like as if we were promoting. Yeah, no, that would be us being like,
and then go listen to the last bit of their show, I guess. No, we're not doing that shit.
There was one interesting kernel in there, though, that I wanted to talk about. A Lieutenant
Colonel. Ooh, there was a point where Stephen Crowder was trying to help Alex sell his whole
like, I'm not left wing or right wing kind of bona fide. Sure. Sure. Sure. So you know,
they're trying to pretend that he's above the political fray. And Alex said something that
I thought was shocking and interesting. My mom's brother had been a big helicopter ace in Vietnam,
and then he was involved in Iran, Contra. And so he would come by the house sometimes and talk
about what was really going on in the country. And as some other family that was involved in
clandestine stuff and like army special operations. And that was back with all human
intelligence. It wasn't digital. It was like, it was like hit teams and like real stuff and
like killing Russian spies. And, you know, stuff in Germany, I'd be sitting around like eight years
old or any stories at the table, you know, with family talking about it. And so for me, I kind of
grew up in the real world, right? And then other people were growing up in the fantasy land. And
so that was I kind of had a leg up just because as a kid, I grew up hearing about all this stuff.
So you were always more right leaning when you grew up like you didn't have a phase where you
became a liberal. No, I mean, I just grew up like any family reunion or any place I went, it was like
all family army people, right? They were just all like sitting. It was a big deal. They were just
like all, you know, they just all like in the real world, right? We're battling the Russians and
America's going to win and we're going to get more nuclear reactors and more weapons than them.
And, you know, the real world took out their people and I'm growing up hearing all this.
And then I'm hearing and then I go to college finally like America sucks and communism's good.
And I was like, well, I'm going to join the anti communist movement. So that's what that's when
it started where you said that you were going to fight against the communist movement, which would
by the way, I just grew up around a bunch of badass Americans, right? This is an interesting
insight. And anyone who's not a complete idiot interviewing Alex would have heard that and
realized what he had just said. This wasn't him saying that he's neither right wing nor left
wing. He's just opposed to communism. Alex is saying that at a young age, he decided to join
the anti communist movement. Any interviewer worth a damn would have heard that and understood
that what Alex is saying is that he's not a conservative. He's about 1000 miles to the
right of conservatives. Anytime you hear him criticize the right wing like he did with George
W. Bush, it's because they're doing something that seems like something a Democrat would do.
So they must be a secret communist interviews with people like Crowder exist entirely to
launder Alex Jones to a naive audience unaware of what's actually being discussed and getting
them to think that he's comically like this comically fringe right wing politics that he has
is actually somehow an expression of being above the two party system. Crowder's audience skews
younger too. So this is really an effort to mainstream like a zealot bigot like Alex to
children, which Steven should be deeply ashamed of being a part of. Yeah. And also I fucking
couldn't help it. So I decided I have a few clips. Okay. All right. I needed to take a few clips
because some of this is so embarrassing. Okay. Like it's all right. It's really bad. Just dumb
shit. It starts with them sort of like joshing around about Joe Rogan. Oh, it's like, oh, you
two guys who like, oh, yeah, you're just talking about how your friends with Joe on a completely
separate show. Stephen Crowder hasn't been on Rogan's show in like three years and certainly
never be back. Close friends. Come on. They're just two guys talking about how they're close
friends with a famous guy. I do. I do find it fun when it's just like, you know, talking about the
third person who's substantially more famous and relevant. But then they start talking about
butts because because Alex's kid there. They're describing Rogan's studio as being like the
intestine of a whale or whatever. And this gets to talking about the digestive tract. Sure.
I just need to take a piss. And there was a bush right there. We're writing in a whale's
large intestine. You're so cold. Well, I don't know. I don't know. Colin just sounds it just
sounds more nefarious. So lower intestine. Well, what's the large intestine? Is the large intestine
that lower? Yes, I think you're right. I guess we're saying the same thing. No, wait, Colin's
different. What's rectum? Let's move on. We don't need to go through. You have the mouth.
You have the esophagus. You have the stomach, which is a small intestine, right? No, the stomach's
the stomach. Oh, yeah, that's right. Then you have the small intestine and the large intestine
than the colon than the rectum and the anus. No, the rectum is before the anus. Well, I'm saying
the rectum and the anus. The small the large intestines connected to the colon. Remember the
show like schoolhouse rock. Yeah, I think I think I missed that one. The stomachs connected to the
large intestine. They just had a bill saying, I have to poo. Can you imagine this? They're
going to censor this saying this is going to be like you cannot let Jones talk about this.
It actually brings me to something interesting because you've been on I want to go through
your story. This is a little bit a lot of people don't know your story. But what's funny is what
we just did. People here on YouTube and people who are on Mug Club, no one cares. But on YouTube,
that's not offensive at all. But what's what's kind of interesting to me is back in the day with
the FCC, my talk radio, currently, if I said that on my show, anything scatological. In other
words, you could say that guy's a that guy's a rectum head or a dump, but you can't say my rectum.
Anything that's considered like potty, you can't say that's just such a great example of Crowder
and Alex pretending like this conversation they're having about the digestive tract is going to get
them censored. They're they're so rely on this, the conservative media system, they rely on this
preemptive complaining that something that they haven't even released yet is going to get censored
or would be censored in a certain context in order to give them the pretense of credibility.
Shit's so edgy, man, it's going to get banned before it exists. That's a I can't talk about
rectums. That's such a great observation that Pat Noswalt made better 20 years ago and didn't
make it about cancel culture or whatever. Interesting. Yeah. So now this next clip here is
also one of the three of us needs to be hit with a meteor and I don't care which it is after
listening to that shit. One of the three of us has got to go. Well, I mean, you say there's another
part I didn't take from this that I thought was really funny where Stephen Carter was talking
about how he got into what he's doing, sure, because conservative comedians weren't funny.
Yeah, I'd like to play back that man. Look, I say a lot of stupid shit, but I try to keep it short.
Sure. You know, I don't go into like, no, let's get into the order of how stupid shit is. Yeah.
And then trying effortlessly or effortfully weave it into cancel culture. Yeah, go fuck yourself.
I can't talk about fuck yourself. I can't talk about butts on the radio. Go listen to Alex's
show anytime and hear the kind of gross shit he's talking about. Also, at least say fuck if
you're going to talk about being censored. Sure. Losers. So this this clip was poorly timed and
completely not true. Yeah, I disagree with Rush when he had the Magic Negro song. Remember
that? He was based on the LA Times article, I think. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I'm not even against
Rush. I'm not saying censoring. I just I wouldn't do that humor. So hearing the other fucker. God
fuck the dragon. This is the laundering of Alex Jones's persona on Steven's platform. I want to
throw things, but also hearing that Alex Jones didn't like his racial humor may actually have
been what finally did rush in. There's actually no way to know for sure. But 13 Lieutenant Colonel's
have actually told me that that is what does sound right. And also if Alex, like you said,
doesn't like that humor, he's got to stop doing fentanyl. He's got a lot of stuff to stop doing,
but that one's a big one. This next clip is Alex carrying on his great tradition of outing
his secret sources that he claims he never outs because confidentiality is super important to
him. Hey, look, I can't tell you who this. Well, I'll go ahead and tell you. I was Don Jr, who's
at Cernovich's source. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, who, huh? Whoops. I love Ted Cruz. I think
he's a great lawyer, a great American. I'm supporting for president. It was Trump and
Roger Stone. I think it's them that put out the story that his dad was in the CIA and all that
stuff. And then he's like, Jones is crazy, but I support his free speech, even though he made up
that that my dad did this. I didn't do that. I covered what they said. So you can't take Cruz
love Trump and do all that when when they were the ones that gave me the story. To be fair,
you might have given it more legitimacy than it warranted. Probably so.
That's not funny. No, that's not funny. That's a tragedy. You're just describing a tragedy.
You're describing a hypocritical douchebag who's hiding behind his best friend slash guest who
hosted the show at the time. Yeah. And it's kind of unclear if Alex is talking about just like,
I will cover and pretend anything that's Trump and Roger say is true. Yeah. And they said this and
therefore I made it news. Yeah. Or if it was like they had some kind of a plan and they were,
they were discussing this like someone, some conduit to Alex like, Hey, here's a story for you.
That's what it sounds like. He said they gave me the story. No, he's saying he's literally describing
them saying we want you to spread this lie for us. So I mean, in many ways that that's campaign
finance laws that he's just fucked up right there. Yeah. The FEC might want to ask some questions.
So this last clip is hilarious because it really demonstrates how little
Stephen Crowder cares at all about accurately presenting the person he's talking to to his
audience. Well, and I think you really care about your audience too. I mean, that's where
your audience is loyal and even with this sort of deep platform, which I know has probably
affected you in a negative way. You've talked about it, but your audience flocked to support you
because you have been people have to say this about you. You know, when you don't do it,
whether they disagree with you or agree, don't do it, that you're pretty consistent. God damn it.
No matter what you think about Alex, whether you like him or not, the last thing you should
say about him is that he's consistent. Ever. That's the last word I would use to describe this
dude who makes up shit all the time and flip flops on anything whenever it becomes inconvenient for
him or more convenient to say something else. Yeah. What happened to the globalists plan B?
What happened to Alex's post DUI crusade to clear the names of all the people who've been wrongfully
convicted of drunk driving? Yeah. What happened to all of Alex's old expert friends who he doesn't
talk to anymore because they didn't like Trump enough. Maybe my favorite example of this in
recent history was how toward the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, Alex misread a headline
about the then fairly unknown Dr. Fauci and Alex decided to report this whole thing as Fauci being
a brave person inside the government blowing the whistle on how the virus was all a sham.
Alex claimed that he looked into Fauci and he made some calls about him and he was the real deal.
Within days, Fauci had become the villain in the right wing media and Alex pretended that whole
thing about him looking into him and seeing that he's the real deal never happened. Alex Jones is
not consistent. His work is meaningless and it's internally self-contradictory at many points,
but his branding is that of a guy who's consistent and he's right about the bedrock stuff. Yeah.
That's why Steven Crowder is presenting him this way because he's trying to sell Alex's branding
to his audience as opposed to dealing with who Alex actually is as a person and what his show is
actually like. Someone like Crowder is actively doing harm with this kind of shit, like a way
less talented Joe Rogan, who by definition of his lesser talent attracts an audience that's
gullible or immature enough to think that poo poo and pee pee jokes are edgy. Yeah. And that's all
you're doing is creating a false image of who Alex is. I wouldn't even be all that surprised
if Steven Crowder is so god damn cynical that he didn't even know what Alex's show is like.
He's just hung out with him a couple times and assumes like, oh, he wouldn't be the kind of guy
who yells about the devil all the fucking time and talks about people eating poop on his show.
Yeah. Nah. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. It was offensive. What are you guys doing? So anyway,
I just wanted to cover a couple of those little clips. That kind of presentation of him is like
some sort of elected official completely and utterly bungling health crisis and then writing
or ghostwriting a book about his leadership. You talking about Cuomo? Yeah, maybe. I didn't cut out
this clip, but on this February 17th episode, Alex reveals that Cuomo spends most of his time
chained up in a sex dungeon. That's better than what he does. I would prefer that. It's come out.
Give me a governor who spends more time in a sex dungeon than doing evil shit like him. And
really my problem is that Alex's reporting had a very sex negative slant to it. That's unfortunate.
Yeah. So we jump back to the 17th here and Alex recognizes that he's starting the show a little
bit down. He's complaining a little bit. Now you just can't stop thinking of like,
what if Lori Lightfoot had a big scandal where it was like, she spent $240 million on a sex
dungeon? I'd be like, yeah, of course you do. You don't give it to the fucking cops. Anyway,
Alex is complaining a lot. And really what I'm doing here at the start of the broadcast is just
doing a little bit of bitching because the information is so heavy. The information
is so insanely intense that I'm going to be covering here today as I broadcast to you from
a building that's 99% dark except for the studio. And we've got three generators running just to
keep this going 24 hours a day. I bring you this information because this is the end of the Republic,
the end of the country, the end of the world. As you know it, this is the global extermination
plan. Okay. Well, that is big news. Also, you don't, yeah, you don't need power there 24 hours a
day. You're not at the studio. How about save some of your money and maybe use those generators to
help out all those people. You know, you can use generators to help other people. Right. Yeah. I
don't know. It's a little bit confusing and it becomes more and more confusing as the show goes
along. Like how much power do you have? What is going on? This makes no sense. Yeah. Okay. But
Alex, he's talking about, you know, QAnon, right? You remember QAnon? I've heard of it. There is a
thing in QAnon where they were talking about like the power is going to go out and that's when Q
and Trump and the hit teams are going to round up the bad guys. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. So Alex is
like, no, no, no, no. No. Right. Right. The opposite is true. Now there is a blackout. There's power
out in Texas. And now the right wing is being rounded. Oh, no. I also noticed everything Q
said was the enemy bragging. It was the enemy, the mouth of Soran. And, and so Q said when the,
when the lights go out, that's when the roundups begin. And indeed they are starting to swat team
and kill and round people up during the playoffs, but it's totally rounded up. Not them. So also
that's some of the sick, sick irony of President Q. Yeah. So there you go. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a hellish situation. So I would like a proof of any of this. I would like a demonstration
of who's being rounded up by hit teams. Yeah. Also, how do you, what do you, what's happening?
You just got into the office on a day when no one has any fucking power. Yeah. What are you
getting? Like 300 text messages? I'm being rounded up. Isn't this, I mean, it's also a little bit
of a problem for his whole like, everybody's going to have no power. Yeah. Here I am broadcasting
live on my show. Yeah. Whatever. Like it's still, I don't know. This is the apocalypse. It's over.
The great reset is happening. Obviously I'm still broadcasting. It's strange. If I were him,
I probably would think that it would be better to broadcast from home. Yeah. Whatever is low
as possible. Like we're in the bunker. We're all, we're all in this together. It would be a very
nice sentiment. Yeah. It seems a little strange. It would be too little, too late, but it would be
nice. It seems a little strange for when people are going through something really severe. Yeah.
To be like, well, you know, my big problem is my warehouse is closed. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody made
me cut my vacation shorts. Relatable. Anyway, America has fallen. Beta is over, baby.
Me. Beta is over. So America has fallen. America is gone. America is dead. And only admitting
that gives us any chance to turn it around. We are now completely overrun. The FBI is completely
paid off and hell on earth is now being released. I just feel like you'd hear that stuff. And if
you, if you believed any word of it, why would you follow any laws? Yeah. Why, why would you feel
beholden to any form of social contract? Yeah. And why wouldn't you possibly for one second
at least think to yourself, okay, this is the result of me supporting every politician that
I've ever supported. This is the literal inevitable result of everything I've ever believed in.
Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I for a moment, not for a moment. Do you think, oh, this sucks?
I wish I hadn't done that. Oh, no, infrastructure is crippled. I probably shouldn't have supported
the party that hates. Yeah. So in this next clip, we get to the little bit of the beginning of
Alex's sort of dipping his little angry toe into white supremacy. He's talking about Mark
Zuckerberg, right? And Zuckerberg, he's, you know, he talks about how we're fighting World War
II with this virus, right? And it's true. That is true, except when he says virus, what he actually
means is white male Christians. Oh, okay. And I'm going to explain something when we come back
in the next segment. That's the most important thing ever. Okay. And it's, it's, it's this.
Everything with them is actually a truthful statement, except it's inverted.
Bill Gates says we're fighting the equivalent of World War II. You have that clip coming up.
We're fighting the equivalent of World War II. And the virus is World War II.
And climate change is like World War II. When he says we're fighting the virus, you're the virus.
They call human overpopulation and free speech and everything and Christians and white males,
the virus. Oh, I'm sorry. He was talking about Bill Gates. He was talking about Zuckerberg.
In that rant also. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. But yeah, so it's the virus is straight white males,
Christian males. You know, there's an argument to me, Bade, for straight white males who are
Christian being something of a toxic presence. I don't know if I would describe them as a virus.
No, I think that, I think that even joking around there is, is, is a little bit iffy.
I don't know. When the evangelical block votes 90% for Trump, I think we're good.
Yeah, but that that's, I don't know. I feel like that's something you got to really parse out.
Sure. You're getting too close to justifying Alex's narratives. I'm not justifying his narratives.
I walked it back. I said they're just a toxic presence. I didn't say they were a virus.
Okay. You can solve toxic presences with things other than, you know, his plans.
Okay. So, Jordan, remember, remember Enron?
Was that an energy company? Yes, I do remember. Yes. Ken Lay. Yeah. Not a good dude. Yeah.
Real, real exemplars of, of late stage capitalism. What happened to Ken Lay?
I don't know. I, I not bad enough things, I suppose. What do you, I mean, he died. Oh,
did he? Right? I don't know. He was able to go on trial. I don't know anything about Ken Lay.
Oh, well, he did. Okay. Um, he actually faked his death. He faked his death.
Because again, it was Enron came up with the carbon tax in 1987. I mean, you knew that, right?
Ken Lay, uh, hatched all this. And then we all heard he committed suicide on house arrest. And then
word is he's down in Paraguay. So that's, that's how all this works. Ladies and gentlemen,
I study how these boys operate, how they do it. So the thing that I think is really interesting
about that is the juxtaposition of Alex saying, uh, word is he's down in Paraguay in the same
sentence as he says, I study this. Yeah. Yeah. I study this, but I also report hearsay as if it's
facts. Two and on people are fucking crazy with this. John F. Kennedy Jr. isn't going to find you
and help you in any way. Now Ken Lay is obviously in Paraguay naturally. He's not going to help you,
but he's hiding out there. He's hiding. Uh, the word is from who? Yeah. Does he have a lot of
Paraguayan listeners? Uh, yeah, probably. Oh, okay. Well, that's fair. Uh, hot bed of Trump support
and the info warrior. Yeah. Well, that's fair. So, uh, Alex is talking about China and he's complaining
about, uh, I'm going to be honest. This is a little bit, this, this hits my ear a little bit racist.
Sure. Alex is going off on a little bit of a jag about how, you know, there's more Chinese men
in China than women. And so they export men to other places to get brides in other countries.
He's kind of implying that it's like exporting people in order to make the world Chinese.
Sure. Sure. It's fucked up and weird and right in the middle of it. We're in a Hank
Stamper situation. You go find a wife out East and you bring her back to Oregon.
In the middle of this kind of disgusting weird, uh, jag, Alex gets some bad news. Okay. They
had a one child policy to where there's probably a hundred million more boys in China, uh, than
there are girls. So they export Chinese men to colonies and tell them, get an African wife,
get a Latin American wife, get an American wife. They forcibly rape the Uighur women
and up to 10 men at a time. That's in mainstream news. They don't deny it to forcibly make them
Chinese instead of the group they are, which basically is Chinese.
It's a dark day, ladies and gentlemen. It's a dark day. I'm going to play this clip in a moment,
but this is all being done on purpose. This is rubbing our faces in it. And we got another bad
piece of news. He wasn't perfect. He got snuckered into wars, loveless wars, but he wasn't American
and he was at loyal to the country and he meant well. And he fought the communist Rush Limbaugh.
American radio host dead at 70. So just another disgusting sickening omen.
Oh God. So Alex is not happy about this news. It is a disgusting omen. It's strange.
A little bit curious bedfellows. Uh, considering in the earlier times of his career, Rush Limbaugh
would have been an enemy. Sure. Uh, in somebody who was kind of like the, the fucking shitty
globalist, right? Yeah, whatever. And then Trump times, you know, Limbaugh loved Trump. So
the two of them, wow, they reached a little bit of an understanding. Yeah, naturally, naturally.
Silly. Oh, but Alex is very consistent. Sure. Sure. Yeah. The wins of hatred are very consistent.
Very much. Yeah. So rush is dead. Um, and Alex pays him quite a, quite a tribute. I will say
that I think that this might be, uh, a send off. It's kind of a piece of a shit, but, uh,
you know, he inspired my career. So fuck that guy. I hope he dies again. This is immediately
after Alex reports the news that, uh, that Rush has died. American radio host dead at 70.
So just another disgusting sickening omen.
And folks, I've learned at 47 to go, oh my God, it's never wrong.
The United States is facing imminent destruction.
Are you saying he was murdered? My guts never been wrong. And I keep having very intense nightmares
the last month that the United States is going to be hit by nuclear weapons by China and it's
going to stand down. I don't care about your dreams. Stop having sweets before bed. They're
preparing us with, with staying your homes. Uh, oh, your powers off that they turn the power off.
I'll prove that coming up, but they admitted by the way to the fine print
and they're just getting us ready for the disaster. I'm going to hit the main cities.
They're going to hit the military basis. And that's why they want to keep national guard in DC.
So, so that the, the, the, the states can't organize and have a response. They'll be cut off
in DC. That's why they're doing this purge the military that in a 60 day stand down
to go through and create list of who, uh, they're going to kill right away and who they're not. I
mean, if you don't want to stay and fight this, I would evacuate the United States right now.
Very good chance that they're going to either blow the entire power grid with the MPs.
Sure. I've been conditioning us to get ready for, or they're going to hit us with a first strike.
I saw. That's crazy. No, this is war folks. America is over. It's gone.
Trump was removed. Of course he won in a giant landslide. They weren't going to allow that to
happen. And that's why when you look at the press secretary and all the Biden's people,
they are scared. And if I was them, I'd be scared too. I've decided I'm going to eulogize rush
by making up scary bullshit. Yep. Yep. That was it. That was a good, uh, I found out that
rush is dead. And now I must tell you, China is about to nuke us. That is a, that is a fitting
send off for rush. That's exactly what you should do. Viacontios rush. Let me spread
some propaganda in your honor. Here's some bullshit that are hurt people. Yeah. But
and that really kind of defines Alex's mood for a bit in the show. It's over, man. Alex,
I'm just going to throw this out there. They are shutting off power on purpose. What if they weren't
allowed to do that? What if there was some sort of like thing that the law, and I'm not saying
that we have to give it a name because I think names might be a problem for Alex. Alex isn't
into labels. What if there was like a, like, Hey, this is a law that says you can't do that,
despite you being a private company. Are you suggesting something that would regulate
behaviors of company? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like I'm playing operation.
You just hit the edge, man. So Alex isn't in a bad mood. It's over, man. America's
fucking done. Sure. The rush was the last thing. Yeah. And then this gets back to where I think
this is overtly white supremacist. So I just, I got to be honest with you, folks. It's all over.
Okay. It's all over. We're about to be hit with nuclear weapons. The military stood down. Everything's
going. I'm sorry. It's over. The country's gone. It's all over. I mean, I'm in the desktops orbiting
the planet at maximum velocity. If we don't stop the globalist, if they aren't stopped, it's over.
You think they just steal elections for no reason? Yes. You think they're saying veterans are
terrorists for no reason? Probably all white men are terrorists. Sure. Under this Chinese regime,
folks are going to take all white men in for reeducation. And then it'll be every other group
after that, because they know that white men coming from a Scottish, Irish, English. What are we
doing here? The tradition, even the continuity Europe didn't get free until about 150 years ago.
Germans were still serfs 150 years ago, slaves in the Austrian Hungarian Empire. They're under a
king. Military services, oppressions were owned, men, passions were sold as mercenaries.
So we had a bunch of wars in the British Isles over tribalism and who ran things. And then
that grew into our system of freedom. That's where it all came from, folks. That's your argument.
It all comes out of England. It all comes out of Scotland. It all comes out of Ireland. That's
where all the freedom comes from, mainly England. Oh boy. Okay. So I'm going to be, I'm going to
be real with Alex. I don't think he really read anything that the founders wrote. No, I don't
think so. I don't think he read. I don't think he's read a whole lot of history either, because this
is a very skewed and the scotch Irish were fighting for a while and they came over here in democracy
happened. I don't know what's wrong with you. All freedom flows from the, the, the, the riverhead
of white men. As everybody knows, freedom originated in England whenever they traveled
to Africa in order to sell human beings to America. That's freedom. Uh, yeah. Thanks for sort of
mainlining and supporting this. Stephen Crowder. Yeah. I hope you're proud. You promote somebody
who has these kinds of ideas that they disseminate on their show. They're going to come after white
men. And as we all know, freedom only comes from white men. Exactly. Wow. I mean, like
there's such an interesting division that I find with his show, like a lot of the time it's very
much white identity. It's very much like implicit bias and like, you know, clearly racist positions
totally, but that's white supremacist. Oh, 100%. That's like beyond the literal. Yeah. It's saying
that white men are supreme. Yes. The only people who have ever thought freedom is worth anything.
Hey, what if we weren't serfs? Only white men ever had that thought. It's, it's a bit, it's,
it's pretty, it's, it's shocking. It's shocking to see. I think I should have a say in how things
are run. Only white men ever considered that thought. Well, I mean, and the sort of, I don't know,
I guess tributary kind of argument that would spring off that, that river is that any time,
you know, like any time there is actual movements towards freedom, it's got to be white people
doing it. And the only way non white people can really be involved is they just follow
whatever the white people, they call white men in order to run their, their freedom operations.
Yeah. You know, you know how white men often promote freedom throughout the world. You know,
so many times we've seen white men go all across the world and just promote the fuck out of freedom.
I think that this might be a half thought through thing about. It might be something that's more
emotionally felt for him. Could be. It might come from the place of white supremacy that is deep
within his white heart. I would say in his mind, the only freedom is the freedom of white men to
do whatever it is they want. And that freedom does only come from white men. So I will give them
that. You've made an interesting argument. So Alex has some problems with his staff. Well,
not actually, he likes the staff. But look, this guy, his longtime producer, his sister, she's weird.
And I just told you, if you're a new listener and you think I'm joking, or maybe maybe you're a
new listener, you think it's good. Like, oh, yeah, we love ZZ ping. I have a longtime producer here,
the oldest employee here, 17 years.
Used to live in Minnesota. Good detail. His sister pledges allegiance to ZZ ping.
Does she? And is an academic.
And she's mainline in Minnesota. They pledge allegiance to the ZZ ping. That does sound right.
Think I'm joking? Look at the Washington Post.
Can ZZ ping destroy Donald Trump to save America? Wow. Wow. This is what they do in Minnesota.
Hey, listen, it's just mainstream. Obviously my producer's sister pledges allegiance to ZZ ping
because she's an academic. And if you want proof, read the Washington Post, which I assume
must be about his sister. This headline I can't even really remember. And I definitely didn't
read the article. Yeah, exactly. See the Washington Post. Yeah, you've got these listeners who are
like in the middle of nowhere. And Alex has just been like, yeah, trust me, academics in Minnesota
all pledge allegiance to ZZ. Fine. Jesus, man. It's kind of like whenever you were in elementary
school and you'd be like talking to somebody and they'd be like, yeah, I have a cousin who's in
France and they all eat bugs. Yeah, yeah, 100. It's sort of a weird cultural thing in another
country. One of those things that they're lying to you because you're 12 and you're not going to go
to France. No, it's one of those things your dad tells you and then you tell everybody at school
and everybody's like, no, no, you shouldn't believe anything your dad says anymore. Yeah. Speaking
of things that dads tell you that you shouldn't believe. Yeah. Alex has a little bit of a humdinger
about his dad. Okay. So these are very dangerous people. They tried to recruit my dad.
CIA death. My dad just gave it all the exact type they were looking for. Let me tell you.
You know, there's, there's types.
You can look at somebody and tell they've been a Marine or an army officer. You tell somebody
they look at, but about these globalist are
short, nice friendly little doctors. Usually was for whatever reason, dark hair. That's what my dad
looks like. And then he held top of his class and they try to recruit him. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, two of the things they're looking for are physical characteristics. Yes.
They have to be short and have dark hair. Obviously. What the fuck are you talking about?
If you're looking for the Uber mention, they need to be short with dark hair. I don't understand,
Dan. That's what they're looking to do. Recruit CIA dentists who are short and have dark hair.
This is a pre CIA dentistry. Cause he was just coming out of high school. Oh, that's true.
I love the idea that Alex Jones is dead. It was like the globalists really wanted me because I was
short and dark hair. They love that. That's a little bit. That's a little bit like, uh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, those dating apps. Love short guy. It's very stupid. This is a very dumb.
Yeah. Um, so one of the, one of the like really through line narrative kind of things that Alex
is going on about on this episode is that Biden had a town hall the night prior. Yes. And apparently
during this town hall, he had endorsed China's actions. That doesn't sound right in Hong Kong
and also about the Uighurs. Hmm. Here's Alex playing that clip. Here, ladies and gentlemen,
is Joe Biden endorsing communist China's death camps and takeover militarily of Hong Kong. Just
unbelievable in your face treason over the top. Just it's only to get crazier from here. Here it is.
You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been the
time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home.
So the central pro to vastly overstated the central principle of Xi Jinping is that there
must be a united tightly controlled China and he uses his rationale for the things he does
based on that. I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president if he
doesn't reflect the values of the United States. And so the idea I'm not going to speak out against
what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uighurs in Western mountains of China
and Taiwan trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful. I said, and by the he said,
he gets it. Culturally, there are different norms in each country and the leaders are expected to
follow. To catch that, he said, he said, I'm not going to criticize it. Like he was saying,
he would criticize it. Sick, evil lawyer crap. Okay, so there's he just not understand words.
Apparently not. Yeah, there are plenty of reasons to critique Biden about his town hall from the
other night. But this is a complete misrepresentation of what Biden was saying. Yeah. So Anderson
Cooper asked Biden about his conversation with Xi and the treatment of the Uighurs came up and
Biden said, quote, we must speak up for human rights. It's who we are. Then there's a clip
that Alex plays and then Anderson Cooper tries to refocus the question saying, quote, when you talk
to him, though, about human rights abuses, is that just it is that as far as it goes in terms of the
US? Or is there any actual repercussions for China? Biden replied, quote, well, there will be
repercussions for China. And he knows that what I'm doing is making clear that we, in fact,
are going to continue to reassert our role as spokespeople for human rights at the UN and other
agencies that have an impact on their attitude. China is trying very hard to become the world
leader and get that moniker. And to be able to do that, they have to gain the confidence of other
countries. And as long as they're engaged in activity that is contrary to basic human rights,
it's going to be hard for them to do that. Biden wasn't endorsing any of the actions of the Chinese
government. He was discussing a more nuanced approach to international relations than Trump
was capable of. Alex is playing selectively edited clips of Biden's comments in order to make it appear
that he was saying he supports the treatment of the Uyghur people. And all this is just not true.
No, it's not even in that clip. The clip is him saying, I have to respect them and their culture.
But at the same time, I'm not going to not speak out. And he's literally saying I'm not going to
avoid speaking out just because I have to respect their culture.
But you can take that clip and like you have just enough. You have just enough there to spin
it into. Totally. He endorsed all this. I don't know why he left that second part in there where
it is Biden saying, of course, I'm going to speak out about human rights abuses. Yeah, it's a little
bit strange. Yeah. I don't know. Edit the clip better. Yeah. Well, look, the power's out. Or I
mean, evil or I guess the power is out, man. That's fair. So, you know, everyone loves the
Biden has come out and he said that China could do whatever it wants and it's open season or whatever.
Don't remember that, but I will accept your interpretation. You know, I mean, he's not
the only North American leader who has recently said such a thing. Okay. Now, who else recently?
Oh, the Prime Minister of Canada said to a group of women who got really excited when he said it.
They was like, it was so manly. He said, I like the communist Chinese system of total dictatorship
and I like G.G. Pink. I like total dictatorship and the women just all were like squirming and
their seats and just wiggling around like they were at a, you know, men's or woman's gentleman
club. What do you call those LaBear guys with the bow ties, but that's all they're wearing.
I mean, they were just giggling and snickering and hopping up and down. It's so sexy to have
death camps. Small point. Alex is making up all that stuff about women squirming and being sexually
excited by Trudeau's comments. That's just the product of his own pervy and very weird imagination.
Yeah. That clip just makes me want to be like, what is wrong with you? Yeah. That's fucked up.
Well, it's an interesting question of whether he's just making that up because he wants the
audience to think that or if that's really his experience of watching a clip like that.
Yeah. We know he's gross, gross, gross, very gross, gross. Yeah. But how much of it is like
actual and how much of it is performance for the audience? Right. That part. I have no idea.
Either way, it's fucked up. That's fucked up. Anyway, also not for nothing. That video that
he's referencing, like it's, you know, it's something like recent. He's lying about the content of it.
She's lying about the context of it. And wasn't it like two years ago? It's from 2013. Get the fuck
out of here. It's from 2013. Yeah. Was he even Prime Minister in 2013? No, he was not, Dan. No.
So with a guy like this who's just accurate and like straight shooter and consistent, yes,
you might be surprised to learn. I think Alex is having some money troubles. Okay.
Everybody around here goes, Oh, Alex, don't worry. They stole it from Trump. At least you'll have
more listeners now that Biden's in. No, I said, no, people are going to give up and the censorship
is going to get worse and we'll have less funds coming in. And sure as hell, I was right again,
because my guts always right. I can analyze later why my guts right, but it's always right. It's
right. It's right. My spirit knows it's a lot smarter than just this gray matter. Is it? And
interfaces with my gray matter. And I'm telling you that, that, that, that, that you better get
right with Jesus right now. Okay. This is a takeover, a military takeover.
And they are going to purge the living snot. They're going to kill probably a third of our
military veterans and people and they'll just fly over the helicopter and just bomb your house.
I mean, that's what's going to happen. Sure. And the public will be out there like this because
they don't want to get killed. The average American is a cowardly sack of demonic devil
worshiping garbage. Your neighbors will watch the NFL while your ass is drugged out and they'll
put in a femicam. So some potbelly pedophile could screw your kids in front of you. Okay.
It's all about raping you and you're going to find out now. They're going to rape you and enjoy it.
So just remember,
if you want to fund us, we can stay on air. Who knows how long I would get the pro pure
$50 off. Whoa. That is a that's an ad read. Yeah. That's an ad read. Pretty impressive. Wow.
Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. Yep. If you don't buy tied, they will rape you. Your neighbors will watch it.
Everyone. Your neighbors will watch as your house is bombed. Yeah. If you buy it off brand detergent.
The only way to stop it is to keep my bullshit on air. Yeah. All right. Whatever. Wow. That's
just on promoting a dick like this. Steven Crowder. That's just so fucked up. Yeah. That's
a they're real human beings who don't need to listen to that shit. No, I would say every single
human being on the planet doesn't need to hear this shit. God, that's so fucked. Yeah. But
you know, if everybody didn't listen to the show, no one would know that it's confirmed.
It's official. Is it 100% 100% that Satan is real. Okay. And I'm going to explain to you again.
Satan is one trillion percent real. That sounds too high. And when we didn't start standing up
for other people and our children and our old people, the hedge of protection has been lifted
and God is going to let Satan literally annihilate us. So I hope everybody enjoys it.
This kind of characterizes quite a bit of the show. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fitting and,
you know, like Alex is sitting in a dark studio. Of course, Satan has gotten control and God's
going to let us be destroyed. Yeah. It thematically fits, but it's a little it's a little exhausting.
I dare God to let Satan kill all of us. I dare him. Man, that is that is hubris. Oh,
I'll do it right now. I'll do it again. You are like I'm fine with it. I'll get up next to that
son. I don't give a shit. Oh, pride comes before the fall. I'll not join you in this. Okay. Because
a trillion percent Alex is saying Satan is real. I mean, sure. You don't make up numbers like a
trillion. I think you do. I think that's the exact type of number you make up. Well, here's
some more stuff that's getting made up. Okay. I have to apologize to you in advance because
Alex uses that word you hate discernment. Yeah, that's the one boy. See, he has that. If he uses
badly, I'm going to lose my shit. No, he has this discernment, right? But the other side has
something that's kind of like a crystal ball that sort of works. Oh, a Palantir, if you will.
We have discernment through Christ. The enemy has its own sickening form of discernment.
And as a large understanding of the space time continuum,
a lot able to make long term, very accurate predictions that are almost like future
crystal ball powers, but, but not real. And that's what you got for me,
crystal ball, but not foreseen. Basically, most of what has already transpired. And I could tell
you, things are not going good for Satan. Wait a second. Wait a second. So also, so now, now
we're not just applying Satan as a malevolent force designed to torture us sent by God
to fulfill his plan. Now we've got a Satan who also is like, God damn it, guys, I need better
help. Things aren't going well. Things are not going well right now. We're behind. We're 10 years
behind. We got this shitty crystal ball. This crystal ball doesn't even work all the time.
Why don't I get a good crystal ball? It kind of works, but it doesn't.
So now we've got to put upon middle manager Satan. I feel like if Alex would just write
this as a comedy show, like it would be a decent sitcom. This is terrible.
Yeah, overworked under supported devil. Yeah, but I think that's already been made. I think
there was a cartoon. Yeah, you're probably. Yeah, I would almost guarantee that maybe I watched it
with his kids. I wouldn't be surprised. It got super mad about that. They're trying to launder
the devil and make him accept his children program. It's a cartoon. It's for kids. So Alex is in
studio. He's able to broadcast and like I was watching a bit of this as it was airing. So it
was live. It was happening. Yeah. And you know, the cameras look good. The lights look good.
The only difference really is that there's no cool backdrop. Sure. It's about it.
But he's running at half like his capabilities. And I was like, well, you know,
bad storm makes sense. It turns out that's not why though. It turns out it's because
everyone who works it in for wars is an idiot. So let me show you some of the history of this.
And again, I don't have the document cam shot because most of the equipment's still down because
we have the generators, but not wired incorrectly because there's so many electrical wires and
systems. So a problem we failed. We probably won't even fix it. We'll probably just shut down. I
don't think I'm actually capable to keep this place going much longer. I'm trying. The crew's
great. But you know, I tell you the live crew is great, but the people that have the discipline
of running the show are the best. But I just, I don't know anymore. I'm just being honest.
So you have the generators. You just don't know how to plug them in or make things work.
What an amazing like microcosm of conservative leadership. I'm just like, well,
we have the stuff because we were told that it's a good idea to have the stuff, but we didn't prepare
and we didn't hook it up correctly. And it turns out no one here knows how to use it.
And instead, because I hire poorly, instead of being able and capable and creative, I quit.
Yeah. And he does talk quite a bit about quitting, but he's not giving up.
I'm going to throw a little tantrum instead of do anything about it. He's not giving up, Jordan.
Okay. People will say that he's giving up. He's not. He's giving in.
But hell, Biden's so evil. He doesn't care. He stole the election. Why didn't he have to campaign?
Why do you tell a group of people to rally? I don't need you to win.
I don't need you to win. I don't need you to campaign to win. And I went, look, folks, he's
telling you because they're trying to demoralize us and destroy our morale. They think humiliating
us like this will make us give up. Really? And you're like, well, Jones, you're talking about
giving up. I'm not giving up. I'm giving out. Okay. Like a horse has been carrying too much
too long. I want you to know how serious this is. You want us to go off the air?
You want us to just shut it down? Because if people don't get serious and understand what's
happening, I'll never sell off the bubbles. But at a certain point, ladies and gentlemen,
there's not enough serious people around me. This crew in here, because they work with me
and they're great. They're serious and they kick ass. But almost everybody else I know
doesn't give a rat's ass. And once you just sit there and watch Netflix,
You should beat other people. Now, some of them are pissed because the power's off.
And so all I'm getting at is everyone needs vitamin D three. Wow. Wow. That's what he's
gonna get. Wow. Yeah. That's that. I would. I would have preferred. I would have preferred
if that Springsteen commercial was like in Central America, there's a town. And if you
don't want everyone to die, y'all better come to fucking together by God damn car. Yeah. Yeah.
Or I will blow up this town. I will kill everyone in this town. I wrote born in the USA. I can
afford a bomb. Don't test me. I can afford this commercial and I can afford the bomb I'm threatening
you with. Yeah. Come together. This is that also characterizes Alex's show. This like I'm quitting.
Yeah. By shit. Yeah. We're all gonna die now unless you buy shit. Yeah. So to add to to make
also all of you are cowards who don't have the balls to step up and do what needs to be done
like by shit by my pills. Yes. You coward. I like the idea that there's not enough serious people
around and it appears to the only way you can be serious is by Alex's product. Yeah. Yeah. That
seems like a trap. He resents everyone he knows for not being dumb enough to buy his pills. Yeah.
And so now the show turns takes a little bit of an interesting turn. Okay. And that is Alex gets
hungry. And so they're sitting in this darkened studio and they have to break out survival food.
Oh boy. You know Michael Dorman put this al dente on a hot plate in the dark about the studio
that limited power here. And if it wasn't al dente it tastes as good as restaurant
Fettuccine Alfredo. Prepare with Alex dot com. It's good. It's good. Fettuccine Alfredo. Wow.
Eat some on the god damn. All right. Yeah. It's pretty great. It's just comes like a comes
like a commercial for this big Thanksgiving dinner of survival food like that that mirror in the dark
studio. This Fettuccine Alfredo is a little toothsome. It's good. Yeah. So now compounding my
issues with what is working there and what is not. Sure. Alex takes phone calls. Okay.
Your phone lines are working. Sure. You can just take my phone calls. Of course. Come on. I don't
know what is. I don't know. It's very strange. They have a they have an old rotary phone. You
don't need power for that shit. You just connect it. They might have not been able to plug in the
thing that blocks really scary call. That's not good because the first caller is a prophet. Uh oh.
What's it going to take for the people of this country to wake up.
Your nation is judged and you have been found wanting. And I've got information for you Alex
that is imperative. I can't get into it. Overline. But I'm going to tell you right now that there are
three hundred and sixty million lives at stake right now. And all I'm asking for you is fifteen
minutes of your time. If I give you this information and you hear it, you'll know it's the truth.
And it's going to answer a lot of questions that you have had that you have not been able to get
answers to. I'm a man of God. I'm a prophet of God. All right, brother. Listen, I'll get your
info. But I mean, here's the deal. Everybody always used to talk to me privately. I don't know
why we can't. You've got a point to make it on air. But I hear you. I think this is judgment.
I'm not talking to you off here. I'm not giving you fifteen minutes. Excuse me,
excuse me, sir. No. Hey, it's fun when I yell about how the profit millions are going to die.
Yeah. You sound silly because I'm the star of the show. Yeah. You're just a guy calling in.
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's that's what kind of like hit my ear really weird is like,
how is that any different than the stuff Alex? It's not really. I'm always blown away by how
local everyone is like three hundred and sixty million lives are at stake. The globe is interconnected.
I get that you guys want there to be nationalism and shit. But even in that world, I don't know
if the globe is interconnected. If three hundred and sixty million people died, I don't the entire
world would be fucked up. I don't think he was saying that it's all just the United States.
Sure. It could be all over the place. Okay. All right. Anyway, I don't know. Look, this
profit, it's not a great call. It doesn't go well. Alex gets another call from a guy and I'm not
going to play this because it's who cares. The color is just he wants to plug the Philadelphia
Church of God. Sure. Which I looked into the Philadelphia. Yes. Yeah. That's a church that
was founded on the teachings of Herbert Armstrong, which is a guy who's a noted preacher of British
Israelism. Sure. That church was started by a guy named Gerald Flurry, who thinks he's a
prophet and that Trump was a God ordained ruler. That'll happen. So he calls in to promote that.
And I was like, I love watching preachers. Who cares? Anyway, Alex gets to this is an interesting
thing that came up. Sure. Alex believes in weather weapons. He believes that the globalists can
control all this stuff. Naturally. And so he has this sort of complicated position he's presenting
that is, did the globalists do this? Yes. No. What? Could they have? Yes. Is it wrong for me to ask
questions? No. So it's strange. All right. It's strange. And then wouldn't you know it? He has
all of the evidence to prove that they can do all this. Sure. Use storms as weapons and
everything. Yeah. Of course. Of course. He just can't find it. Ooh. Bad luck. Bad luck for us,
dear. It was 20 years ago or so, but I got a contact from the Air Force. And they said the
director of heart, the civilian head, would like to come on the show because he heard General
Benton K. Parton, the military head of heart, previously, on your show. Talk about it.
And sure enough, it was an Air Force Colonel on the line. They put the civilian head of it on. I
look up. It's the real guy. He came on about a week after the Air Force called me. But when he
admitted that they could control the weather, they could actually ignite the upper atmosphere on fire
and steer the Arctic blast south if they wanted to.
The Air Force guy got real mad, got on the line and said the interview is over during the break
and hung up on me. And I've never been able to find that interview. It was a big interview.
It was so big. We lost it. It's just one of the bizarre things. Yeah. It's a real bizarre thing.
So big. We couldn't find it or keep it. And I've never been able to find it. Damn this thing.
Bummer. Cause that would have proved everything. Well, not everything, but it would have proven
something would have proved a lot. Yeah. Oh boy. I'll wait for him to produce this. Yeah.
Anytime now. I'm not going to wait. No, any day now. So we know from listening to this episode
that the Alfredo, if Zimmerman hadn't cooked it al dente, amazing, would be fantastic. Amazing.
Alex eats some more survival food. And I called him this morning. Speaking of the devil,
there's probably some macaroni and cheese. Thank you, sir. Speak of the devil. They,
there's probably some macaroni and cheese. You are not going to leave that.
Additional 10% off. They weren't going to do specials for a long time.
We'll get back to this here in a second, but this either implies that Alex is just doing
this to like be on camera, eating the food. Sounds like it, or they don't have filling portions.
I don't know. Survival Dan, not, not like thriving. No, Alex makes a big deal out of how
this company is different than the others. Cause it's 2000 calories. The other ones are
like 1000 calories there. They hadn't done cells in years. They had a bunch of cells last year.
This is a huge deal. We knew it was coming. The price of food could not last
as this low rate for much longer. And now even major brands like Kraft Heinz,
Conagra are announcing plans to start passing the soaring food cost on to you. Oh no.
Millions of Americans nationwide becoming aware of the impact of the global pandemic
and lockdown and forced statewide outages to our power grid.
There has never been a better time to stock up on trouble food while you still can.
In response to these outages, we are leading to food lines in Texas. Again, I didn't write this.
I talked to the crew about 30 months ago and I said, please write this up. And I guess this was
written hastily. So I can't really even understand this, but let me just tell you this, ladies and
gentlemen, you need to get prepared now. All the craziness that's going on. How are they supposed
to write that up in the dark while they're cooking you food? What an asshole. What a fucking asshole.
He handled it better than O'Reilly though. They're like, fuck, we're doing it live. Yeah, that's
fair. Because he's always doing it live. This isn't new. This is a daily occurrence for him.
I was like, this sentence does not work. All right, fuck it. I can't read this.
Didn't crumple it up too. What an asshole. That's an homage to Rush. Okay. Paper crinkling noises.
homage to Rush. So yeah, we have one last clip here and Alex takes another call from a guy
and unfortunately in the process reveals that he knows literally nothing about the power situation
in Texas. Sure. Sure. Jeff, first time caller from Arkansas. Now you've had power outages there
as well as ERCOT's all over the country. What is ERCOT stand? Well, it was a T stand for it.
ERCOT. Dan, I think the T stands for Tevriware. Tevriware. Tevriware. Texas. The Electric Reliability
Council of Texas. ERCOT is everywhere. It's defined by not being everywhere. No, no, no. So
there's the power consortium on the west coast and then on the east coast and then Texas is everywhere.
So I would say that whenever you hear somebody say something like that, it would tend to imply
that they know nothing about the issue. They don't know anything about the structure, the
infrastructure, the way the power is disseminated around the state. Sure. You can strongly infer
that. Oh, yes. Yeah. And so whenever Alex tries to sum up his feelings about the storm and the
electricity issues like this, just go ahead and toss it out like he did that badly written copy.
Yeah. They did this on purpose. I have family. They used to run power plants. One of them is
dead now. But I've got family. I'm not going to get into it because they don't want me to. But I
called them in Houston and I called others and they said 100 percent this is all fake to jack-of-prices.
This means nothing. Like he's literally just saying nothing in order to make more interesting
stories for his audience to have than, hey, poorly managed statewide. What else has your family done?
Has this family done everything? They did a wrong contra. Yeah. Yeah. No kidding. Everybody. Yeah,
but at a certain point now everybody's done. I ran everyone on the right did a wrong. Everyone
everyone was like everyone's proud of being part of like I was part of I ran contra. You know,
a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me and Ollie. Yeah. He used to fuck around. It was a good time.
Yeah. I don't know. This is all very stupid. I did. I did find this a little more interesting
than some shows recently. Sure. And I think one of the reasons is there's at least what appears to be
a shift happening. And maybe I'm just tricked by the fact that the studio was pitch black. I think
there is a little bit of that. Just like, oh, this is at least novel. Yeah. Yeah. And like
it's obviously he did. There's no reason to do this. You could have taken the day off. Taking
the day off. There's no reason to come into the studio and well, I mean, they're even if you have
power. It's you could say you don't but it's to eat survival food on air in order to try and get
some money coming through. Yeah. Now is a great time to sell survival food. You know what I want
to do and during an emergency that shipped from somewhere else. So it's something that he can
still deliver. Whereas all the stuff in the warehouse he doesn't have power to the warehouse.
He can't deliver anything for at least a week at back orders. What a fucking asshole. Yeah.
Using an emergency as a prop to sell shit is maybe one of the worst things you can do and
something he does regularly. Yep. God fuck that guy. Yeah. So also, I think just to bring this
back into really sharp focus. Number one, you gotta wash that ass. True. Number two,
Alex Jones very clearly was demonstrating some explicit white supremacy on this show. Oh yeah.
Like two levels that he rarely touches. Like there's some things that are usually like kind of
implied sometimes. But like that idea that he has that freedom over human history has only
sprung forth from white men is just it's pretty clearly indicative of like, oh, this is behind
a lot of your other beliefs that you try to masquerade as not racist. Yeah. The only conclusion
you can draw is that white men are better than other people. It's that's it. Pretty clear. That's
the only thing you can from his from his thinking. So you take that and you really have it in sharp
contrast with people like Steven Crowder trying to whitewash his his presentation as him trying
to whitewash the world. Yeah. Just everybody is full like disgraceful. Disgraceful. That's
really the feeling that I have is like Steven Crowder. I don't know how good the money is,
but like just know that this is what you're doing. You're trying to mainstream and normalize this guy
to your infantile audience who think peepee jokes are funny. Yeah. And what's behind it is a guy who
thinks that freedom only comes from white people. Right. So white males. Excuse me. I don't think
the money's that good. I've stopped thinking the money's that good. I'm here's why. Here's why.
I'll tell you why. Because I was reading about this Ted Cruz thing and in the text messages they
point out that the room fee per night is three hundred and nine dollars and they were like
that's a good room rate. If you are Ted Cruz selling out literally the survival of the human
race for corporations. Shouldn't you not have to worry about what your hotel room costs.
I'm telling you it's cheaper to buy corrupt people than it should be. I don't know. I mean you don't
stay comfortably selling out the human race if you don't keep up on room rate. That's fair. That's
fair. Rich people don't spend money. They keep it. Exactly. I don't know. It's it's it's tough for
me to say all that stuff is so like shrouded in and sort of obscurity that I really have no idea.
But like no matter what the price like it's just this is what you're doing. Stop trying to pretend
you're doing something else. Yep. Yep. Hey Stephen Crowder you are spreading white nationalism
the end. I think I think it's I think it's bad and I think it's even like you could be even more
direct with it. Like what you're doing is actively trying to pretend that this white supremacy
that is celebrated and disseminated by Alex isn't bad. Yeah. That's not what this is.
And by doing that you're trying to trick your young audience into believing
that something that is hate isn't hate. Yeah. And that I mean gross. No it's it's him having a KKK
member and being like see he's not wearing the robe so it's fine. His problem is really with the
state. Yeah exactly. He doesn't like the state encroaching upon whiteness and I don't understand
why that's a problem. Yeah. He doesn't like the state telling him where he can and can't burn
things. Yeah exactly. Oh I can't burn it on somebody's yard. I thought this was America.
This is yeah and and I resent that quite a bit and I also resent that I can't get myself to just
cover his episode because it is behind a paywall and I'm not going to breach that.
Yep. God damn ethics Stan. Oh well looks like I believe in their principles more than they
did. Our problem is believing in reality. Anyway we'll be back Jordan but until then we have a
website. We do have a website it's knowledgefight.com. Yes. We're also on what it was called Twitter.
I believe it's called Twitter. That's right. It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan.
Yep. We're also on Facebook. We are face million down the side. We could please find a local
charity or bail fund in your area to help out people who are still doing God's work.
Yep. We'll be back but until then I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm Daryl Rundis.
You gotta wash that ass. Words of wisdom.
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Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.