Knowledge Fight - #556: May 6-7, 2021
Episode Date: May 10, 2021Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discovers another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, a bunch of stunt lawsuits are announced,... Alex gives humanity a 10% chance of avoiding the rise of Lord Humungus.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge
fight. I need money. Andy and Kansas, stop it. Andy and Kansas, just time to pray. Andy
and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to
Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I sit around drinking novelty
to worship Celine. Yeah. Oh, boy. We're gonna struggle with this for a while. We should
have added this earlier on maybe in our 300th episode, and then we'd be practiced by now.
I just need to also be more mindful of it. You know, like when I'm starting the episode,
just remember novelty beverages out close of Celine and right. I mean, when you're starting
any religion, you want to be more mindful. Sure. I think that's the point. Need to be
some intention to sure. You're failing. Yeah. Well, that would be a religion. Yeah. I came
back to life. Who gives this shit? Whatever. Live your own way. Yeah. So Jordan, how are
you doing? I'm doing well, Dan. I have a quick question for you. Sure. What is your bright
spot today? My bright spot today is actually, I think, okay, so you know how like in school,
you'd be like, when am I ever going to need to use this? Sure. You talk about like math
or anything. Sure. Sure. I sometimes feel that way about this podcast. I learned stuff
and I'm like, what am I ever going to need to do this? Fair, fair. I spend a lot of time
learning things that will never, ever come up in anyone's daily life. No, no, no. I think
you're going to have a lot of natural sounding conversations that just end up in this information.
I had a moment where it actually came into play. Oh, shit. And it felt really good. Okay,
what happened? So I was taking a lift ride from coming home. And the guy, it was a very
nice conversation. Nothing. Sure. Sure. Sure. But we were talking about some of the like
difficulties of the COVID year and all this and the conversation veered into talking about
like public debt. Sure. And the deficit. Sure. And so this guy was saying that the Fed was
started by three senators. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not there. Not there. Okay. Just
that like China owns half our debt. Oh, yeah. Without even missing a beat. I was like, that's
not true. He's like, yeah, they own, they own one like they own a bit, but not nearly
that much. I just, I've looked into this. It's mostly stuff we owe ourselves. Listen, sir, sir,
I am one of the few people who when you hear I've looked into this, you fucking listen.
Yeah, I was like, China owns a little bit. Nope. Nope. It lived right over. And you jumped out
the window. Guy was very nice. And I didn't like want to shame him or be a dick about it or
anything. But it was, it was a rare occasion where it was like, haha. Not going to back down on
this one. This is the hill I die on. Yeah. So how about you? What's your what's your my bright
spot, Dan? I went to my first Cubs game in two years, Dan. Why was that? Why was that? Why was
what, Dan? Don't make me do this. Happy birthday, Jordan. Thanks, Dan. Fine. It was your birthday
this week. My birthday this weekend. Happy birthday. Yeah. I went to the game. It was
fantastic. I have a I have a very fun story that is going to sound self aggrandizing at first,
but it is very much not about that. Frank Rizzo said you had the best arm in the game. If only
if only, Dan, is that his first name? No, it's Anthony. Who's Frank Rizzo? Frank Rizzo is a
guy who is a character or something. Yeah, I think so. Anyway, good. Keep going. Yeah. Anyways,
there was this there. Everybody was socially distanced in the park. It was it was good stuff
and a row behind us about 10 seats away. There was this dude who showed up wearing a goddamn
t-shirt. It was it was a nice day, but at the at Wrigley, whatever it is outside, it is 20 degrees
lower than that inside, you know, on the thing. So this guy is absolutely freezing. And then the
sun goes behind the clouds and everybody is freezing. Everybody's curled up and I keep turning
and looking back at this fucking guy with his bare sleeves. Like I'm losing my arm. I'm losing my
mind, right? So I have to go like I can't do this anymore. So I go and I buy him a fucking blanket.
I have to, you know, like this is not me being generous. This is me. Like I can't watch this
fucking game unless you do something. So it's either you get a blanket or I ask them to make you
leave. Those are your options. So it's not a self aggrandizing story at all. You got to buy him a
snuggie. That's basically what it was. So it turns out Frank Rizzo was the racist mayor of
Philadelphia. He was a notorious. That's why I remember the name. Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
Yeah, I'm looking at his Wikipedia page here. And as mayor, Rizzo was a strong opponent of
desegregation in Philadelphia schools and prevented the construction of public housing
in majority white neighborhoods. While running for a third term, Rizzo urged supporters to quote
vote white. You know, I think that says a lot about us that the first Rizzo's that come to mind
are in your situation. Anti-communist nightmares and in mine. Well, also rats over. So wasn't he a
Muppet? Retso was great. Anyway, Jordan, today we have a prison day episode to go over. We're
going to be talking about our last episode was May 7th, 2003. Correct. Now today we're going to be
talking about May 6th and 7th, 2021. Blackjack. I think we both stopped for a second to see if
the other would do it first. What is wrong with us? Why can't we do our own bit? Well, that's like,
you know, when you when you're like, get to the door at the same time. Yes, exactly. It's like
I was letting you go. Excuse me, sir, after you. This is this is interesting. It's a fun. It's a
fun stretch of time and I'm excited to get into it. But before we do, Jordan, we got a wonk in
a technocrat to give a shout out to. First, a wonk. Thank you so much. Marnix. You're now a policy
wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Marnix. And technocrat, Dirk Gently's cat. Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Crikey, mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro? We got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson. All right,
let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so
good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Dirk Gently's cat would also like to
say happy birthday to Will S. Happy birthday, Will. So, Dirk, you might notice there's a few,
only a few policy. It's a bit shorter. Yeah. And that's because in honor of your birthday. Oh,
no, we have some birthday shout out. Okay. All right. We're doing May all at once. Not all of
May, but it turns out there's a cluster right around here that I think it's because of you.
Naturally. So, Stephen, happy birthday from Keith. That was over the weekend on the ninth.
All right. The ninth. Happy birthday. Day after your birthday. Sunday. Come on.
Mother's Day. Don't give people detailed information. My passwords aren't that strong.
Oh, no. Might want to rethink those. So, also, Karina. Happy birthday. That's coming up on the
11th. Ooh. Coming up in the middle of this week. Happy birthday, Karina. And Tom from his brother,
Megaron. He's just 10 rons put together into one giant ron. Is that how it works with
the Queen's measurements? I know. Do you mean like he's 10 stone metric?
Couldn't come up with the word metric. I was going to go with Power Rangers. He's a megazord.
Okay. And that is also on the 11th. Happy birthday, Tom from Megaron. Yes. Also, we have
something that I missed in the mail bag last time we got together. All right. So this was
something that I actually had on the list that I was going to bring up last time, but I had
forgotten the note in the other room and that this note is too good not to share with the world.
All right. Dear Dan and Jordan, the Society for the Preservation of Raptor Royalty have
determined that I am no longer fit to be a regent for this raptor princess as I have
been traveling and moving too much to keep her safe. Dan, I hope she doesn't eat your chocolate.
Jordan, I hope Dan doesn't eat your chocolate. Thank you so much for your wonderful podcast
in for the cool community on Facebook. You guys help me stay sane. Happy euphoria chocolateing.
I think euphoric chocolateing from Karen C. So this this ceramic raptor princess
is just the coolest thing. I have to assume that Karen found this at like a thrift store
something or something, but it is just amazing. I'm going to so cool. I'm going to post a picture
of this on it's really kind of it's just it looks like it was made with somebody made it and they
were like, this is going to come in handy 20 or 30 years from now 20 or 30. This looks like it's
from the 20s. It does kind of look it. Wow, that is old. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Thank you so much.
Also, this was the package that came with all the candy that was marked Dan stop opening Jordan's
candy. That was the best. Yeah, that was the best. There was some candy and it was like, Dan,
you can't eat this. No, there was a package that had a bunch of point. You opened it. So
that's that was the best part of this. The first message, it was wrapped really, really heavily.
The first message was like, dad, this is Jordan's candy. Don't eat it. And you just gave it to me
from there. So I took it home and I started trying to unwrap the record should show that I did follow
the instructions. Yes, that's important because there were further instructions as you opened it
up down on the paper was written like, Dan, if you've made it this far, you need to stop.
And then still further was like, Dan, you've stolen Jordan's candy at this point. I was just
guilt. It's fantastic. I can't imagine how ashamed I would be if I saw this. If you saw the second
note, that was the best part. The best part was I was like, God damn it. If Dan had seen the second
note, it would have been just he would have spent two days thinking about how he's the person who
made it to the second note. I feel like it's a it's a test. I didn't know I had passed. You passed
it. So that's great. Thank you so much, Karen. That was a really fun insult. No, I think it was
a test and you passed it as a and you're now King Arthur and the Raptor Princess will be well
taken care of on our shelf of the curiosities. So Jordan May 6th and 7th. I should say that
this is a little fun for me. Okay. There's actually, I mean, granted, it is like I brought up like
we're just anti-vax bullshit. Right. Right. Whatever. Sure. But there's a specific in this episode
that allowed me to dig in a little bit and I enjoyed that. Excellent. So here's an out of
context drop from today's show. All right, shut up, Jones. Might be able to use that quite a bit
in the future. I would stick with that one. So here we go. Alex is starting out this May 6th show
and there's see if you can think of a children's story that comes to mind when you hear this. Okay.
The information I got before the broadcast started dovetail with all the major research
scores of top scientists in other major studies. But when I read the study from an extremely
prestigious viral research Institute at the University of Texas Galveston where they do
level four bio weapons research, I was completely blown away and quite frankly,
had trouble even being on air at this point. This audience is millions of people. You're
incredible. You're amazing. But I've learned how the paradox works. If I said I have total proof
that they knew that the COVID-19 vaccines both and virus vector delivery systems.
So both the Moderna, the Pfizer mRNA and then the AstraZeneca and
J&J shots, the two different classes in the main literature warns that it causes massive
autoimmune response in the brain, the heart, and in the cardiovascular system and that they
recommended not be done because it caused massive death in the lab animals. If I had that info,
which I do, and I cover it here on air, it just gets lost in the background noise.
But if I built it up and said, Oh, this Saturday, I'm going to do a special show
for three hours commercial free. Everybody tune in. We would have millions and millions of people
that tuned in specifically for that information. They would take it very seriously. Like there
was a restaurant waiting for a big nice plate of food to come out. Are we writing fan fiction now?
Devour it and then share it with others mentally. And that's basically where we are. Also, this
audience is incredibly influential. A lot of important people listen. But this is at this point,
I should probably just go off air and or have Owen Schroyer come in and do a great job hosting
and just go show this document. Definitely fiction. Yeah. So I just keep hearing the boy who cried
Wolf here. This is a guy who is like, I have said that I have solved every problem too many times.
And now it's just background dressing. Can't really pull this off anymore. Not really doing it.
And now the only way for me to escalate things is to do a show on my day off because that makes
it look like I'm serious. I guess. And God, diminishing returns. Oh, no. How it's almost
as if there was some sort of law that somebody wrote about diminishing returns. Also, I don't
remember if I pulled a clip of this, but later in the show. So Alex is saying that he's going to
have to come back on Saturday to cover this thing. Yeah, this mega bomb show. Because it's the only
way you can get attention. Can't not. He does realize, ah, shit, I'm supposed to take my daughter
fishing on Saturday. So he's a paleo God. He's like, have I built you on Sunday? I don't know.
Anyway, this this man is truly the tip of the spear. Yes. The tireless study that Alex is
referring to is from 2012. And honestly, he's messing up some details, but he's more right
than he usually is here. Interesting. Granted, this is a study about SARS, not SARS-CoV-2. But in
terms of the level I'm used to him making things up, I was surprised to open the study and see this
in the conclusion section. Quote, these SARS-CoV vaccines all induced antibody and protection
against infection with SARS coronavirus. However, challenge of mice given any of the vaccines led
to occurrences of TH2 type immunopathology suggesting hypersensitivity to SARS coronavirus
compounds was induced caution in proceeding to application of SARS coronavirus vaccine in humans
is indicated. That's pretty interesting. And on its own, it sounds pretty scary, like the idea of
making a coronavirus vaccine for humans is something that shouldn't be done. But it's pretty
important to recognize that this is a part of medical literature history. And that's not a static
thing. Yeah, this probably doesn't need to be said, but changes have been made since 2012.
Additionally, the circumstances were different with a worldwide outbreak happening now creating
necessity, which of course is the mother of invention. Naturally, you can find some discussion
of this very study Alex is referencing in more detailed write ups about the path that research
has taken in terms of developing a coronavirus vaccine going through SARS, MERS, and now SARS
coronavirus to if Alex is just looking for flashy ways to smear science, he could find all sorts
of studies from the past that have shown difficulties with vaccine development. Totally.
But that game relies on pretending that people don't learn from these studies and then adjust
their approaches. Yeah. One important thing to recognize is that the study that Alex is referring
to, which you can find by Googling the title, immunization with SARS coronavirus vaccines
leads to pulmonary immunopathology on challenge with the SARS virus. That's the title of it. If
you if you look for it, it's about completely different vaccines than the ones that have been
developed in response to COVID. If you just read the first few pages of the study, you see that the
vaccines that were tested in this were two varieties. They were inactivated whole virus
vaccines or virus like particle vaccines. The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are mRNA based vaccines,
which work entirely differently than either of the types in this study. So there's no direct
relevance between the shots and this study at all. Yeah. The Johnson and Johnson vaccine is a viral
vector vaccine, which is fairly similar to the virus like particle approach, but with a very
important distinction. The virus like particle vaccines in the study use the structural elements
of SARS devoid of any viral genomes to trigger an immune response in people. Whereas the J&J
vaccine uses a non infectious virus to create the spike protein of COVID, which then teaches our
body to recognize that specific spike protein and fight it. Right. The point here is that this
study Alex is covering is not a bombshell. It does not require coming in on Saturday,
but it does have a couple of good buzzwords that jump off the page. And if you don't pay too much
attention, it can kind of look like it supports its narratives. Yeah. Alex's narratives, but it's
all bullshit. This is going to be one of the things that he talks about almost exclusively
unreal. And it is, it's amazing to see how much he just makes up. He's just making shit up. It's
amazing. I mean, look, okay, you can tell me the challenges and the things that were wrong in
2012, right? But if you tell me that they're the same now, how many iPhones was that ago?
Was that a way? What was that? Was that the iPhone four years? We're better than that now.
People were still talking about the Mayan calendar. Exactly. Yeah. We're fine. Okay. Don't tell me that
in 2012, oh, in 2012, they had a trouble. They had trouble making a vaccine. So we should stop.
Well, there's a lot of variables that go into it and actually color the progression of
the vaccines development. Totally. And some of that we'll discuss a little bit later. But look,
dude, Alex found out about this and he is fucking mad. This could save hundreds of millions of
not billions of people. I thought it was over for humanity again.
I'm unable to continue the broadcast at this point. This is not a drama. I just can't do it. I was
already doing too much this morning on other big subjects. And then I got blindsided by this and
I'm in a control rage right now and I've got to take some time off. So
that's just the way it is. I don't even know if I'm coming back anymore. Maybe they need to kill
everybody because the public doesn't care. Maybe you deserve to die. Okay. It was at this point
that I suspected Alex was in a bad mood about something. Maybe something in his personal life
was not exactly to his liking. Why are so many people willing to follow somebody that publicly
pouts like a whiny baby? What are you talking about? Maybe you should. Maybe you all should just die.
Great. Yes. We want you to lead the fucking resistance. Jordan, this isn't a drama.
Someone brought this study to his attention when he had already done so much work and now
everyone's got to die. I just don't remember like fucking
Shay Guevara in the middle of the revolution just being like, you know what guys? Fine. I just don't
even care anymore. I don't even want to lead this revolution. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this.
Castro. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. So Alex wants to protest about this study, man. He wants to get
out there and bullhorn like his roots. Like he wants to get back to who he was in waking life.
That image of a guy driving around right in the face. Hero. There's no doubt about this is a
mass kill operation. No doubt. Maybe we should all go protest at Dell Children's Hospital or
maybe go protest the FBI in North Austin. I mean, I don't know what you do. I mean to draw
attention in bullhorn. Here is the University of Texas prestigious bio weapons research lab
saying any vaccines for the coronavirus family cause massive auto immune responses,
strokes and heart attacks and blood clots.
Look at this. They studied it on a whole bunch of animals and it killed mass numbers of them. And
we've already known this. So there's some very basic lies. Alex is telling about the study just
in that little rant. And if you pay attention to the specific things he's lying about, you can see
his motives really clearly. The first thing to be very clear about is that this study only had to
do with reactions to a vaccine in mice. At the end of the study, they even say quote limitations of
the present studies include their performance in mice only and uncertainty of the relevance of
rodent models to SARS coronavirus vaccines and humans. Alex is skimming the study. So he's only
looking at the first page and abstract basically. And if you only look at that and you don't actually
read it, you might think that there are more animals involved right in the design section of
the abstract. It says quote for candidate vaccines for humans with or without alum adjuvant were
evaluated on a mouse model of SARS and a VLP vaccine, the vaccine given to ferrets and nonhuman
primates, another whole virus vaccine and an RDNA produced S protein ferrets and nonhuman primates
primates are referenced but not as participants in the study. The context of that is that VLP
vaccines are typically the type that are given to those animals. If you weren't paying attention
to the study at all and you just wanted to use the appearance of it as a prop to scare people,
it'd be really easy to see multiple animal names in the first page or just kind of run with it.
Yeah. Which is what Alex is doing. Yeah, he's painting that like a 12 monkeys picture where
there's all these animals in cages in like a dark lit room somewhere. Yeah. Second,
Alex is making up that the study showed that mass numbers of animals were killed because of the
vaccine. There weren't massive numbers of mice involved to begin with. And if you read the study,
you would know how the study was designed. They vaccinated the mice with the different
vaccines and 56 days later, actually that's not entirely true, 56 days into the study,
five mice from each group were killed to assess how well the vaccines had worked
and to gauge lung issues that existed. The remaining mice in each group were challenged
with live SARS and then killed two days later so their lungs could be studied. There's no indication
that lung issues or vaccine concerns killed even a single mouse in this study. Alex is making that
up to make this story seem more interesting to his audience. Third, Alex is making up the effects
that this study found in vaccinated mice who were faced with a SARS challenge. He's including
autoimmune conditions in the list because that's been a big talking point on infores for a long
time. So it's meant to give him the appearance of being right. Strokes, heart attacks and blood
clots are included because these are the things that people have been discussing as possibly
related to various vaccines for COVID-19. Naturally. There's not evidence of a causal link,
but a public conversation about concerns surrounding those issues has been going on
and Alex is trying to exacerbate those concerns and scare his audience. And in the study, as we
know, the only real result was all of the mice had increased flatulence. That was not in the study.
Oh, are you sure? No, it should have been. The actual study doesn't involve any of the conditions
that Alex was listing. The effects studied were entirely surrounding damage to lung tissue.
One of the following must be true and I cannot stress this enough. Okay. Alex has either not
read this study at all and is just making all this stuff up. Right. Or he has read the study
and he knows that he's lying to his audience about what it says to scare them. Right.
There isn't a middle ground, but I will say that in that first possibility, that first
category is skimmed it and read a few words. Yeah, that is definitely more likely. Yeah,
but it's still just making up what you think those words are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bullshit.
Yeah. I love it. I love it. I imagine when he looks at a article, it probably looks like when
you and I look at something to read, we like see all the words, right? I imagine every time he looks
at one of these, it's like a redacted document in his brain. Like his brain just cuts out all the
words that aren't like usable. But instead of the black bars, it's like demon faces. Yeah.
It's just squiggly lines that burst off the page. Or clowns walking like doing John Cleese.
It's the pink elephants and he's got the brown bag and he looks at it and he's like, oh shit,
I got to quit drinking instead of words. It's John Cleese, silly walks, but it's a weird clown.
That's my theory. Sure. So Alex is going to leave. He's got to go. He's got to go. Maybe he doesn't.
Okay. You know what? I'm not going to go off here. I'm just going to read the whole damn study on
air. How's that sound? That sounds good. And again,
usually these studies meant words and this spells it right out in the summary on the front page,
University of Texas, level four bio weapons lab in Galveston, Texas. There's no way he's reading
this study. This whole overly dramatic breakdown of having to go off air and then deciding to stay
on air and read the whole study. It would come off a lot more genuine if he hadn't followed the whole
part at the beginning there where Alex was complaining that no one pays attention to him
unless he makes a big deal out of things. There is that. It almost feels like this is kind of like
fake struggling that he's going through. It's like a piece of the necessary performance that he has
to carry out to make anyone believe that this piece of supposed evidence actually means anything.
Yeah. It's just an act. Yeah. You know, it reminds me of when James Brown used to,
somebody would put the blanket over his shoulders and he'd be like, I'm too tired. I can't go on
anymore and he'd start walking off stage. But then the music would bring him right back, Dan.
I mean, it gets you into the performance, I guess. Yeah, but you know he's coming back.
Especially if you're on tour with him and you've seen it over exactly. I've basically on tour with
Alex. You're the Grateful Dead. Yeah. Yeah. And I do not like the hits. The hits are boring.
Also, small point here. It's like you've been following around fish for 10 years,
but you hate them. But also don't like, I think that's the worst example, right? Fish do a lot
of improvising. That's true. Yeah. A lot of those like long jams are they put out all of their shows
and people listen to them. Like that is the exact wrong example. That's a good point. Look,
I don't like fish or anything. Look, there are no doors, but I think that's a bad example.
Anyway, small point here, Jordan. Sure. The lab at the University of Texas,
Galveston is a level three bio safety lab, not a level four. I would feel like a stickler for
pointing that out when Alex said it was level four, but there's a big difference between
those two. And also that information is literally on page two of the study. So if he made it that
far, he would know what level it was. I think he should read the whole study on air. I think
it would be a smart move in his situation. Ain't gonna do it. I kind of doubt it. Ain't gonna
do it, but it makes it is going to yell a lot. That sounds like some of the rats died today.
Some died in six weeks, but they died and they bled out, folks. They what? Were their brain
meets the sinus. They bled out their lungs. They bled out their stomachs. They bled out. They bled
out. They bled out. They bled out. They bled out. Just like you shoot somebody with a 12 gauge
shotgun, a double oct buck. They bled out about a minute. This way you bleed out over the next few
years. My God. Wow. I want to read. I would give anything to read an accurate scientific study
that was just like, there was blood everywhere. Oh, the rodent manatee. Oh, everywhere we went,
blood on the walls. It hit me in the nose. God have mercy. I mean, I don't want to,
I don't want to minimize the like sort of kind of grossness of like even just reading this. Like,
you know, the, all these mice are euthanized. There's something about it that makes me kind
of uncomfortable. There's a certain amount of it, but it's completely different than what Alex
has described. It is not people injecting mice with a vaccine and then them suddenly exploding
in a blood fuel watching them bleed out. It's not a samurai movie from the seventies.
So Alex is lying about one line that I think someone must have highlighted for him in the
study. Quote, mice were anesthetized with isofluorane and then bled from the retro orbital sinus
plexus. He's taking the second half of that sentence about bleeding and then pretending
that it didn't follow the first half where the mouse were mice were all put down in accordance
with the methodology of the study. This doesn't mean that the mice died bleeding from their noses,
but that's the image that Alex wants to use these words to paint and it's a complete fabrication.
It's a complete nonsense. It's childish. Just going up on J store, read the introduction. Oh
man. The very end of it is, Oh God, what have we done? Science is as too long whether or not we
could make mice bleed out. Yes. Yeah. So anyway, Alex makes up some more shit. Yeah,
but imagine a 2012 highly respected peer reviewed University of Texas long term study
on all sorts of different animals finding massive blood clots, brain damage, heart attacks,
organ failure, you name it, and cautioning against vaccines for the coronavirus family.
So that clip is 23 seconds long and here's a list of, I bet there are more. I caught eight here.
Maybe I got six big ones, six big ones. Okay. Errors that is one. It was not a long-term study.
Right. Two. It wasn't on all sorts of animals. It was just mice. Right. Three. It didn't find
massive blood clots. No. Four. It didn't find brain damage. No. Five. It didn't find heart
attack. True. Six. It did advise caution with proceeding with the application of SARS coronavirus
vaccine in humans. That's all good and well, but it doesn't match the, what Alex is saying,
like don't ever, don't open Pandora's box. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. I don't know if there's two others
in there, but I felt like some might be splitting hairs, but those are the major issues. Those
were bonus ones that I just gave him just on account of being Alex. I just assume you, whatever
you think it is, add to your just to be safe. You're a gambler. I'm a gambler, and I think that's
a safe bet. Yeah. Alex's brief summary of the study gets so much completely wrong that even
if you didn't suspect as I do that he's a willful liar, you should be really worried about his
ability to convey accurate information from primary sources. Even if you think he has a heart of gold
and he means well and you know he's a good guy. Sure. This is a staggering display of inability
to do the job he's tried to give himself. Yeah. This is like, sometimes I'll check in and I'll
listen to these like, and I'll find the primary source and it'll be like, oh, this is bad. This
is bad work. Yeah. This is funny. Yeah. It's so embarrassingly bad. Yeah. Bleeding out the notes.
This is, oh God. This is like, he's like a kid. He should, he should begin this segment with that
carnival music, but in a minor key. So you know we're entering into a real fucked up world.
You know, nothing. This is topsy-turvy world. Nothing's going to be real and it's all going
to be terrifying. Just coming into, yeah, it'll be great. Yeah. I agree. And man, I can't even
begin to tell you there is a punchline that it floored me. Okay. All right. But now you must
think of the mice. Holy mackerel. You ought to read here overhead shot, please. What happened
to the mice? Bleeding out their sinus, bleeding out their brains, bleeding out their hearts,
young mice, middle-aged mice, old mice, all the mice. Sure. Young mice, middle-aged mice, old
mice. You have mice that are just getting ready to go off to college with their whole lives ahead
of them. Mice that were two days away from retirement. Totally planning the life after
their career at the software development firm. Going to move to Florida. I'm going to have
it. Traveling. Yeah, absolutely. It was finally time. Maybe get into the puzzles. You know,
with your old, your spouse, my mouse, your spouse. Oh, God damn it. Then you got to think
about the adolescent mice who just made the cut for the varsity football team. Yeah, of course.
Cut down in their prime. Yeah. Could have been Heisman contender. Yeah. Bo Jackson mouse.
He was almost going to make it in three professional sports. Yeah. Yeah. Tragic. Tragic.
He's really, really paid to the picture for a man who's killed that many dogs. How dare he try
to make me care about mice? What an asshole. Again, just to be totally clear, I have reservations
about the way animal testing is fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, I agree. I don't want to unpack
that right now while I'm busy laughing at middle aged mice. What a dick. Oh, young mice, middle
aged mice, old mice. They come for us all, man. So Alex continues to make stuff up. Neutralizing
antibody assays. What happened to the animals? Death. University of Texas. This is prestigious.
This is a, this is the university did a long term study on a bunch of vaccines they already had on
the shelf. And they all do the same thing. mRNA or virus vector. Alex is just skimming the paper
now and he saw the headline neutralizing antibody assays. And that's just the section about how
post euthanasia the samples are taken from the animals and how they were processed in such a
way as to preserve the evidence that antibodies that might be detected were from the vaccine
that was given as post to another source. Alex has no idea what the words he's saying even mean.
He just knows they kind of sound scary. Also, this study has literally nothing to do with mRNA
vaccines. None of the four vaccines studied where that type and Alex is just throwing that in to
make the audience scared of current day COVID-19 vaccination, of course, because he has an agenda.
Yeah. Yeah. Boy. Yeah. Also, again, it's, it's, it's a lab that they're, they're, they're put,
they're put down. It's not like Alex is making it sound like everybody is like, okay, we injected
them with the stuff and then they've got a giant meat cleaver and they just chopped the mouse's
head off and they're like, but we'll move on. No, no, no. Maybe there is a little bit of that.
But I think the image he wants people to have is that he, they injected them and then just
watched them slowly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's probably like they were counting the time
and it's a very bizarre twisted nonsensical. Yeah. Why they never have a vaccine for the corona
family. That's the most common one of the most common families because it's a freaking protein
that your body's made up out of. What else is your body made up, Alex? It's incredible.
And I've got some, I was so ready to cover all this other news. Oh my gosh. I just spent last
nine this morning reading 50 some pages of a Pentagon DARPA document. I mean,
I hope you're excited to have Alex not talk about that supposed DARPA document. I'm looking
forward to a 50 page DARPA document. Bad news. Also, the reason there wasn't a coronavirus
vaccine prior to now is primarily because it's a challenging thing to do and money wasn't there
for the research. Most coronaviruses are not generally very severe and the two previous times
there were serious outbreaks with SARS and MERS both were handled relatively well with containment
measures and proper protocols. So they never got to the point where money was flowing in as an urgent
solution was needed like now. Right. COVID changed that factor in the equation. And thankfully,
we also had some preliminary work done in forms of studies that were done in the wake of SARS and
MERS that helped inform current efforts that were going on. Of course. A coronavirus vaccine
probably could have been made in the past. It just would have been a question of marshaling
efforts and resources into the right places. And that wasn't something that was seen as a good
investment until recently. Right. Hopefully that lesson's been learned. Yeah. Yeah. You know,
I would like it if more people realized that science when it succeeds is the culmination of
failures and not like a simple moment of single, a brilliant inspiration that appears out of nowhere.
It's the culmination of years upon years upon years of work. Yeah. Overly simplistically,
like 100 things could go wrong and then that could lead to something that's really huge.
Totally. Whereas, you know, you're not going to make the playoffs if you have O in 100 record.
Right. Right. Right. We're trained to have this win-loss kind of like success failure
way we look at stuff. And it's a different paradigm. Yeah. It's a completely different
paradigm. Failure is the goal. Because if you fail all the time, then when you succeed, you're
like, holy shit, this is real. Yeah. Yeah. So Alex has a bit of white identity-based fears floating
around. We have Carol Baker, CDC spokeswoman, telling a giant amphitheater full of scientists
and doctors and nurses that white people are inherently bad and must be gotten rid of because
they don't submit to the government. So that's where this is coming from. And I guess we do have
kind of an Irish, Scottish, English background of 1000 years of war between those groups and
kings trying to get freedom. And that's where the Magna Carta and then juries and basic rights
come from. Yes. Yes. What white people basically invented really, really angers the other white
people that want to run things. Wow. I don't even know where to begin with all of the things wrapped
up in just that. Like just saying that means like you extrapolate what it means if this is real.
But I've heard Alex say things like that in the past. Right. The idea that sort of white people
created freedom. Totally. But I have often thought that was kind of just a stray thought. Maybe he
was in too deep on a sentence. Sure. Sure. He's fundamental to his worldview. It's fundamental
to his worldview that no other culture has ever created any system of freedom of freedom. Yeah.
Freedom is essentially a white creation. He cannot possibly believe that anything else happened.
It's outrageous. Yeah. He can't. Like he's he imagine him reading a about a matriarchal society.
Matriarchal societies that have existed in our past so many times and how much better they are.
I can't even. Well, better is relative. But I mean, there are systems that work better for,
you know, it depends on where you're living in the circumstances. Totally. Totally. I'm sorry.
My anthropology hat slipped on. I understand. I respect that. So like I just I'm very troubled
by that. That's really fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. But also that clip that he's talking about about Dr.
Carol Baker. It's a clip that's been posted all over right wing media. It's about a minute and
a half long and it's a clip where Dr. Baker is saying that the solution to getting rid of vaccine
denial is getting rid of white people. This is not at all being suggested as a serious solution.
It's clearly meant as a shock statement that furthers a different argument, which is conveniently
added out of the clip that gets posted all over the media. Right. Right. Right. Most of the places
you find this clip where they post it, it's super vague about where the video comes from. Sometimes
just a year and it's often the wrong year. I suspect this is an intentional strategy to make
it harder for the audience to confirm the claims that are being made about it. I tracked down the
full video and it's from a panel discussion being held by the National Meningitis Association titled
quote, achieving childhood vaccine success in the United States. It's not a giant amphitheater,
but that visual does a lot more work for Alex and he knows the audience is just going to accept it
over dumb shit. He says the larger context of the comment was in terms of a conversation about
strategies to increase vaccination rates. Another panelist had suggested media training for doctors
and there was some disagreement about whether or not the media training would be impactful. Dr.
Baker was expressing that the position that the discussion to get children vaccinated is in an
individual event that happens over and over all over the country every day and media training
might not necessarily be the most helpful thing. Right. The conversation had also touched on
multicultural issues like communities that claim exemptions from school vaccine mandates. The
comment Baker made appears to exist in the intersection of these two ideas, but it's kind
of a freewheeling panel discussion. So they kind of go off on some tangent. Sure. Makes it a little
bit difficult to know exactly where she was going. Sure. But having watched the discussion,
I'm absolutely certain that it has nothing to do with appealing to white genocide. I don't know.
I don't know. That sounds like nonsense. I feel like maybe the CDC is overreacting a little bit
to the Trump years, but calling for white genocide does she wasn't with the CDC at the time. I
believe I think she was of course not. Yeah. Who fucking cares previously. Let's just lie about
everything. Yeah. But Alex boy, what a mess. Yeah, that's not quite people invented freedom.
Oh, man. He's in a mood. Man. Yeah. I mean, the English, Irish and scotch thing they invented
freedom. Like there was no what's because they were fighting about Kings. I mean, I mean, couldn't
he say, I mean, if you wanted to be a super couldn't don't don't white nationalists claim
Rome too. Or was that too swarthy at the time. They love Vikings. They like well,
like the Norse runes. Yes. Yes. The people who we most associate with freedom. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know, man. I just think he's in a mood. And I think I might be able to tell you
why why Mike down for this. I have been called away to a little court hearing today. The wonders
of family court. So that's why I taped something this morning because I've got to go at one o'clock
today, but I'll be back after that this afternoon. There is so much to cover and so much to get to
wonder if that has to do anything with his mood. It might be a bad mood. Might be why he's fine
with everybody dying. Could be fine. It could be something. Yeah. When he said that I was like,
Oh, the mystery becomes clear. Yeah. This is like the scene and like a Poirot thing where it's like
the, you know, the yeah. Everyone down. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is the this is the dinner party. Yeah.
I will slowly reveal the perpetrator of the I have to go to family court.
Yeah. Caught him. Okay. Yeah. He's guilty. Oh, this is why this is a bombshell. No one
pays attention to you and everyone's got to die. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Yeah. So anyway,
that does not stop Alex, even though he has to leave early, doesn't stop him from continuing
to be wrong about everything about this study. Sounds right. Overhead shot please. Well, this
just got brought to my attention. I went and checked it on the University of Texas website.
This is the University of Texas biological research center level four, one of the most
prestigious in the world immunization with SARS coronavirus vaccines, least a pulmonary
autoimmune response, immunopathologies, what's that means? And it says this had autoimmune
responses in the mice. We test on mice is very similar to us with the way they react.
And then they have to show the photos and all of it. And they have the control group,
the non-control group, the control group. You know, those that were challenged, got really sick.
Those that weren't given it didn't get sick. They did a bunch of studies and it's got all the photos
of the holes, eating in their lungs, their brains and their hearts. Wait, what? And they say you
should not try these vaccines. They did three different vaccines, three different types.
Show me those fucking photos. They all failed. They all killed the animals. So that's the University
of Texas. So the lab isn't level four. Immunopathology does not mean autoimmune. Nope. The article has
nothing to do with autoimmune conditions. Correct. Alex is making up how he imagines this test was
run. The only mice in the study were not challenged with live SARS were the five from each group that
were killed two days early so they could have their lungs examined. The entire story of the
vaccinated group getting sick after the challenge and non-vaccinated group being fine. That just
comes from Alex's imagination. There were no photos in the study of hearts or brains because
it's only about the lungs. That's the word Alex keeps tripping over in the study. It's title
pulmonary. Alex is making up that the other photos are in there or maybe he hallucinated them. I'm not
sure. Also, they tested four vaccines in the study. Alex just thinks there were three because he was
skimming and he saw the line, quote, three different experiments performed for comparing
different vaccines are reported here on page two. That's where that quote comes from at the
beginning of the study design section. In reality, there were four vaccines. Two of them were the
same type of vaccine, whole virus vaccines, but they were prepared differently and used different
adjuvants. So they were experimentally sure. Sure. Also, none of the vaccines killed any animals.
Right. This is all nonsense. Alex cannot fucking handle doing again. I mean, I just want to read
that study where they're like, fuck it, man. There are brains with holes in them, dude. Put it in
the study. Sure. Great. Awesome. Anyway, he continues lying. Of course. Well, I'll give Bill Gates and
the UN and the globalists this. They've got WAVOs the size of the Grand Canyon or size of the Grand
Tetons. No, they're just saying. The size of the planet. UT official bio weapons lab level four found
that all coronavirus vaccines cause bleeding in the lungs, the brain, the heart and blood clots
on a massive scale. In some cases, the majority of lab rats died. And that's the headline immunization
with SARS coronavirus vaccines leads to pulmonary immunopathology with all the challenge subjects,
all the lab animals. That is from 2012. And there's a bunch of other reports coming out. They knew
this. They did it. That way they could plausibly deny when your loved one has a heart attack
or a stroke or a blood clot. And you see what's coming out with all the vaccines.
Please don't forget where lists are supported turbo for 10 hours. 40% off. Holy shit. Oh boy.
That was a 90 degree turn. God damn jarring. That hurt. Yeah. That hurt. I feel like I was in a 30
mile an hour car crash. Yeah, that sounds like a guy who's got to go to family court.
Plugging like a guy who's got to go to court with his ex wife. Yeah, I'll do it. Yep. Yeah.
So Alex has Nick Fuentes on for a little bit and I didn't point this out on our last episode, but
when the two of them were talking, Alex said that Nick Fuentes was going to get a channel on
band.video on Alex's site. And I just took that to be stray talk because he said that to almost
everybody. He said it's an old man house phone. He said that to almost everybody who's nuts and
a problem. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But they have followed through and now Nick has an America
first channel on Alex's website. Or actually that's better. Keep it there. Sure. Keep it all
there. Get rid of everything else. So he's also got another iron in the fire that he's going to
explain here. So I was on your show last week to talk about my placement on the no fly list,
which we suspect was for political reasons. And you brought on the great lawyer Norm Patis and
we got a chance to talk a little bit. Really? And I actually gave him a call after your show and I've
now retained him to represent me in a case against the TSA and we should be filing I believe next
week. So we're going to take it to the courts against the TSA and the federal government.
I guess stand up didn't work out. Wow. Man. Norm is running. Norm is running a good game.
I don't know about that. There's something about some idiot just suddenly calling you because of
Alex Jones and being like, fuck it. Yeah, I'll run your dumb lawsuit that's not going to go
anywhere. You idiot. Yeah, I mean, I guess there there does appear to be a space for like,
I mean, this is a scam. Yeah, absolutely. It's not a real lawsuit. No, it's a best of fundraising
opportunity for Nick Fuentes agreed. And if Norm's going to skim some of that off in like
billable hours or why not that? I guess that is a career path. You could go down as a lawyer like
Larry Klayman did that for years filing frivolous nonsense lawsuits. You're just a scammer. Yeah,
that's fine. If he wants to do that. Great. And I don't I don't I don't know anything about.
I don't know a lot about his career. I know it seems that he's taking a turn for the racist
lately. And I guess, you know, getting in bed with I guess just being associated with Alex Jones
too deeply. Like yeah, this is just what happens. It is like gets you Barnes ends up like it gets
doing doing interviews with Stefan Malinu and Norm's doing racist stand up and hanging out with
Nick Fuentes. Yeah, you just can't you can't do it. You can't you can't you can't go on to do
something else. You can't exist in the modern GOP without being a white nationalist anyway. So
seems tough. Yeah. So Alex goes off to family court and I stopped listening. I don't care.
Yeah, no, he's off to family court. Yeah. So he comes back in May 7. Right.
Does he come back in that day? I mean, not when his show's on. He might have shown up like for the
war room or something. Gotcha. Gotcha. I would assume he came back and had a little bit of a
business meeting with a model. Sure. Sure. I would assume there's very little doubt of that.
Yeah, there was a lot of work to get done around the office like that chair needed to be thrown
over there. I'm redecorating. Yeah. You know what the problem with that wall was it was there
and there were zero holes in it. Yeah. And so I fixed that. It is like an unforgivable problem.
So Alex comes back on the 7th and he gets on air and I was floored by how boring the first
like half hour of his show was. Oh, yeah. He says nothing. It's treading water. It's just like here
I am. He does a half hour of I'm about to get to something. Kind of, but it didn't actually
feel like he was about to get there. It felt like other people might be getting to something.
Right. Right. Right. He is not. But here's a little clip. The government's outlaw. The
government's criminal. The government's suppressing you. The government's not legitimate.
It's chicon globalist run. So following its directives is now a crime against your family
and humanity. Any of this unconstitutional crap, any of the contact tracers, any intimidation
to have inoculations, anybody telling you you got to wear a mask, anybody giving you this crap
is part of the enemy army, literally that engineered this whole damn thing out of woolhine.
I listen to stuff like that and I just, I can't understand how anybody could listen to Alex,
take him seriously and not recognize that terrorism is the directing. Like that's what
terrorism against the state is basically the only logical outcome of the things that he's saying.
Yeah. If you believe the things that he's saying, there is no solution. No, you're fighting the
fucking devil. Yeah. The devil doesn't care about courts. There's no don't care about elections.
No, there's no, there's no making peace with the day. He's the devil. Right. You have to eradicate
him. Yes. And then the people who follow him and he's surprised all that's left is I guess
people who you're friends with. I guess I'm not being totally fair because the other conclusion,
I guess, could be complete isolation. Like you could have communes in the woods or something
like that or complete trying to topple the state. Those are the only two legitimate outcomes
because like political organization is meaningless. Right. And like, okay, now the government is,
it's outlaw. It's whatever. So any kind of rules that come from the government are not to be followed.
It's a crime against humanity to wear a mask. Why would you run for office? Why would you run for
office? You couldn't do shit. What would you? Yeah. You could get absorbed by the devil. Totally.
It's, it's, I just, I was, I was thinking about that because I was so bored by the beginning of
this episode and it just, it strikes me that anybody like who takes this seriously, I think
they just can't or else they would be doing something horrible. I'll pitch them on this. Okay.
They've already tried to topple the government and it didn't go well. True. So try isolation.
Everybody in the right wing just needs to go away. Well, I would recommend isolation with
another individual for about an hour a week. Chatting about what do you think life? Just talking
about your problems. Yeah. Bounce it off another person. See how it feels to say some things out
loud. Right out. Yeah. I recommend that for everybody actually, not just people on the right
wing. Not a terrible idea. So Alex, you know, the day before he was mostly just lying about this
study and I'm not going to lie. He does more of that. Sure. But today he seems to be in a different
mood. I would describe his mood as being very similar to a guy who went to family court that day
before steel prices have tripled. Corn has exploded. Every commodity is exploding.
And that's why I said get into a basket of commodities. That's my advice to myself. If I
was an investor and get invested in a place in the country, doesn't need to be fancy, but away
from people and know your neighbors and have friends and family that are aware and having your own
gang, your own people to watch each other's back is the most valuable thing in this universe other
than a relationship with Jesus Christ, the son of God. And so you better get ready now. I mean,
look, I told you this a year ago by ammo, by guns, they're going to steal the election from Trump,
then they're going to really clamp down. They're going to start a race war as the cover for the
economic collapse. This is all a battle plan. We know what they're going to do. We should have been
able to stop it. Enough folks didn't listen. Now people are listening. I don't say that to act tough.
I don't say that to be impressive. It's just everybody needs to know what you've done keeping
us on the air. We have all the big so-called government intelligence agencies listening.
They're now just like vestigial webs on a lab or retriever's feet.
What? Or it's like people that grow a sixth toe or something. They don't have any power.
They're just puppets. So corporations, the private groups, the big tech,
it's got their own hit teams, their own labs making deadly synthetic drugs. I mean, just
their own pedophile operations is giant industrial level evil. Just chewing up humanity
like a combine cuts wheat or bales grass into bales of hay.
You're similar. As soon as we realize how much trouble we're in, we're able to turn this around.
But I told everybody this, so I'll do a plug right now because I sit down and stay on air
with what I do myself. And I went, I got the best storeable food company. We sell directly
for infowars.com. They're full catalog. You get 10% off. The lowest price already out there.
But I can only run that until next week. Okay. It's Wednesday. All right. Sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Easter sale. We got doom going on. Sure. You got to head to the country. Got to run away.
Absolutely. And just incidentally. By the way, I'll plug this now. Look,
Hey, while we're here, look, it's a favor that I'm really, really. What do you think about it?
Honestly, what do you think about it? I am gifting you this plug. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's a blessing.
Yeah. And so in order for you to repay that, right, you need to buy lots of food. Well,
so I would get 2020 food prices now that prepare with Alex.com or just find the subsection
for storeable food at infowars.com. And I would buy a lot of food. I'm buying more
storeable food. I'm buying more ammunition. You said you have none. I am selling my house in Austin.
Good. Just had the realtor photographer over to get that done. And I am telling you right now,
ladies and gentlemen, that, that there's a 90% chance we're going to go road warrior in this
country for probably five, 10 years. Sure. I mean, it's going to, when this is all over,
I would be surprised 50 million, 100 million people aren't dead. And you know, I've never
talked like that in my 27 years on air. I only think oh, really? 90% chance it's all over.
Okay. Yeah. I've never talked like that. Except for every time I was at court the day before.
I have never said anything like that. Roughly 7 billion people will be exterminated so that
only 500 million are left. I've never said anything like that. You know me. I never talk
like that except for almost all the time. I'm not really a doomsayer. You know, I'm not,
that's not my thing. I'm not the kind of guy who likes to scare you. I like to play it close to
the best. Also boo. Now you should be terrified of all the people coming to kill you. Yes. And sure,
they look nice and they say nice things and they're exactly like you and they're just normal
people, but they're actually working for the devil and you should murder them. And
road warrior and road for five to 10 years. Road warrior in five to 10 years. Man,
no, four, five to 10 years. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. But you know,
50 to 100 million. That seems pretty good for a road warrior situation. I mean,
road, that's a pretty severe situation. Sure. But I feel like everybody was dead and road
warrior. You're going through the wastes. No, I'm kind of agreeing with you. That's kind of a
bright side of the thought. That's not bad. I would, I would, if that was the worst road
warrior was going to get it, I feel like it could be worse. Fair enough. So, you know, it's the
glass half empty glass. Alex, what it is. I'm an optimist. Everybody knows that. So Alex sent
this study that he found that he was lying about all day yesterday to a guy who works at UT. Okay,
who knows who this guy is. Okay, just a guy. And I just thought this was really silly.
I sent this to a individual I know that is high up in the board. Let's just say, well,
I gave way too much, didn't I? Let's say heads up a department at the University of Texas
last night. And when I, I know this person for a long time, and when I send him text messages,
they usually don't respond for like a week, but he responded back in about 20 minutes.
And I said, Hey, UT put out this big study under a federal government grant
nine years ago that
and I said, Tell me what you think of it. I didn't even say
they said it was bad. Don't take COVID based vaccines. This is 2012. I just said, Hey,
UT put out this interesting report on COVID type viruses nine years ago. What do you think?
How I'll show you the text. I'm going to show you the name. Stop texting me. He texted me back
like 10 minutes later. And he said, well, it's very technical, but obviously
I'm not taking the vaccine. And this is a warning. This is a warning. This study was a warning.
How what? Yeah. Well, we'll have to do all their dirty work out in public. You know,
I understand that. Yeah, but I really, really don't give a shit about what anybody on any board
thinks that I have a hard time with boards. Well, also the guy saying that he's not going to get
the vaccine. I'm not entirely sure what all of his medical issues are, but Alex says that he's
like, it's obviously someone on the board at UT is probably not a younger person. Yeah. Yeah.
And also they had COVID already. Oh, well, their doctor had told them this is what he reads from
the text message. Oh, no. Their doctor had told them that they already had a lot of antibodies.
Sure. Naturally occurring from having had COVID. Right. And so the doctor had advised them not
to get a shot, which is, I don't know. I'm not a doctor. So I don't know, but that's slightly
different than don't get the shot. It's going to kill you. They're going to be pictures of
holes in your brain. It seems like there's a slightly different pieces of advice.
Could be a different angle. Also the idea that this is a warning is just so dumb. I love it.
It's a warning. I'd like to warn Alex. Yeah.
No, you should know what you're talking about or as you sound really stupid.
Oh, that's a good warning. And that's titled immunization. SARS coronavirus vaccine leads to
pulmonary immune pathology of challenge with the SARS virus.
Immune path. The challenge is the group of rats that were given the vaccine versus those that aren't.
Now, the rats immune responses and their hearts and lungs swell up and they got bloody holes in
them and they died of blood clots, which I'm sure you're hearing about in the news. I feel
like I'm flogging a dead horse or possibly a dead mouse here, but I am constantly hitting this
drum of Alex not knowing anything about this study that he's reporting on, but he just keeps
being wrong in new ways. He's wrong about the details of this study, but I think it's more
disturbing that he doesn't understand basic terminology that's used, which makes me think
that he doesn't even have a handle on the most elementary conversation that's going on in terms
of this study, as well as any others that he might be trying to discuss. Yeah, that sounds right.
Alex says that the term challenge refers to the group of mice that were vaccinated,
as opposed to the ones that were not. And that's not what that term means. In the case of this
study, there were groups of mice that were given various non-experimental injections to serve as
control groups. For instance, one control group got actual live SARS, another just got the adjuvant.
Sure. The term challenge refers to taking all of the mice in the experimental and control groups
and challenging their immunity by exposing them to live SARS. That's what this experiment did,
and it's critical to understand that concept, to understand this study at all, to any degree.
Yeah. There are times when Alex is being really dumb and it's funny, but this instance is almost
getting embarrassing. This is disqualifying, childish. I think so far his descriptions just of
like, here's what a study is. Give me great concern. And this is true with just about everybody who's
like, I know science. Just describe how you do a study. And this is supposed to be after he's read
how they did the study. He poured over it, man. Yeah. Yeah. So just tell me how a study works.
This is day two of his coverage. Just give me a simple like, here's the beginning of the study
and explain to me what you think science does. Well, it turns out, I mean, I didn't see this,
but it turns out that this study is actually evidence that giving the vaccine around it's
going to kill kids. Sure. These people are sick and now they're going to target the little children
and mess them up for life. Oh, man. Wow. And like, all suddenly, all these kids have heart
problems and have brain problems. Well, that's not so conspiracy theorists say it's connected
to the vaccine. No, the University of Texas says don't do it. It'll happen. But you don't care
that young rats and old rats got sick and died. Because you're liberal. You're saving the earth
for yourselves. Sure. I don't not care because I'm liberal. I don't care because I read the source.
Well, that would help. Don't you remember the part where the source was like, oh my God,
there are all these mice bleeding out. We got holes in their brains and then rats broke in
and they ate the mice and now they're exploding. They're going to give it to children next. How
old are the rats? There are no middle-aged rats. There are younger rats and old rats in this
circumstance. That's a relief. It is a relief. We're all middle-aged here. It makes us more
comfortable. Yep. So at the end of last week, the world was reeling from the news that Bill and
Melinda Gates were getting a divorce. And I didn't care. Shoot them both into the sun. I didn't care
for Alex's thoughts on it, or at least I thought I didn't. And then it turns out there's a massive
conspiracy here. Why would I have guessed otherwise? Right. Robert Barnes has shown up
and Alex is now explaining to Barnes how this is all. See, I feel like Alex should know how
Family Court works pretty well. Well, I mean, why was Gates and them crazy enough to do this? I
think it's because he got busted with Epstein and they panicked as a diversion and they had this plan
Operation Lockstep on the shelf. In fact, I know that's what happened. His wife's now confirmed.
She's pissed that he was having sex with kids, probably. Okay. A lot of words in there. That was
a lot. She's basically confirmed, probably. So yeah, his theory adverbs are too many adverbs.
That many adverbs. His theory is essentially that Bill Gates got caught up with Epstein. Right. And
it was all going to come out and he's going to take the fall for it. And so his wife got a divorce
to protect the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Right. And she's confirmed it probably basically
basically kind of probably pretty much. There was there was a story I saw in the Wall Street Journal
that was about how Melinda Gates was mad about Bill Gates having an association with Epstein.
What? And that was good acting. You appeared actually surprised. Thank you very much.
And some people have made comments about that. But I think that the bridge that Alex is crossing
is a little bit shaky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, well, here's the biggest. Here's the bigger
issues there. Yeah. She knows he was hanging out with Epstein and he went to the island. It would
be insane if she was not at least a little bit concerned about that. You know, so that's not
really a story to me. We all know that he spent time on Epstein's Island. We all think Bill Gates
is an evil bastard. Like it's fine. You know, I don't care why they're being divorced. I just
want them shot on a rocket into the sun, Dan. Sure. But you have to understand that the divorce
is a critical part of COVID existing. Oh, no. I was definitely not understanding that because
the divorce is protecting the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Now that Bill Gates is about
to go down, but COVID was released because, you know, the Epstein connections were coming out in
like 2019. Sure. And they fucking panicked. Sure. They hit the button. That's right. COVID button.
Right. And then there was a worldwide plague in order for Bill Gates is why. Why is this the
first time hearing of this particular aspect of the conspiracy considering as Alex has told us
so many times. Yeah. He knows exactly how this is all going to play out. Well, I would suggest
it's probably because this is improvisational storytelling. That might not actual news or
also possible. It seems like a fun wrinkle for Bill Gates's character. A good way to contextualize
the divorce. Right. Right. Right. And that's kind of just the way Alex was feeling. Yeah,
this is character development. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, Barnes is in and also Alex calls him
Barnes and I feel like don't fucking call your lawyer by their last name. That's just not cool.
No, no, no. I want to give my lawyer a nickname. I want to call my lawyer Dickey. Hey, come on,
Dickey. Let's go. We got lawsuits. Come on, Dickey. You are fucked. If you're that familiar with
your lawyer, I want to call my lawyer Mr. This is something I want. I want a formality
professional distance between us. Yeah. I don't want to be like, what do you think?
I would. I do not want to text my lawyer with a question about something. Yeah. No,
I don't want to text my lawyer when I'm drunk. Hey, Dickey, come out tonight. Come on, buddy.
We're going drinking. So Barnes has got some news. Okay. Robert Barnes is about to give you
exclusive breaking information. Here is the exclusive breaking information as humanity
fights back. Robert Barnes. Yes. We're going to be filing soon over the next two weeks across
the country against three groups, governments, employers, and educational institutions that
are attempting to force or coerce people to have the vaccine. So Barnes is going to go spread a
bunch of attention, grab in lawsuits around, which seems to be his specialty. Yeah. I just,
I find it impossible to believe that you could listen to this entire show here. Alex say that
the government is an outlaw and then listen to Barnes say he's going to file some lawsuits and
be like, you get him. Yeah, this is going to solve this is an exclusive that I wanted to hear about.
And I can't wait to throw some money at Barnes, please support these lawsuits because we have to
what if we're able to get an injunction against the devil? Then we'll, then we'll put his plan
off for at least four more years. Such comical nonsense. What he's asking the audience to accept
and believe. Yeah. It's wild. Anyway, I don't, I don't think much of Barnes. You have to go
to the forest. You have to go away, get ammo, get food, hide, prepare for the road warrior.
Now we've got exclusive sell some of that ammo and give that money to Barnes. We've got a couple
lawsuits going around. Jesus man. I don't think much of Barnes and I wasn't like really all that
worried about this lawsuit going anywhere. And then I heard this. I'm like, this is not going
anywhere. So working with Bobby Kennedy and others on all of the legal issues related to these cases
and the constitutional issues, we will have the suits filed within the next two weeks. He's working
with Robert Kennedy, the anti-vax kingpin. Yeah. Yeah. This is not going to work out if you're
Robert Kennedy, Jr. You don't get to call yourself Bobby. No, I feel right. I feel like Barnes was
doing that to sort of cover up the stink. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Absolutely. He was not like, it's
Robert Kennedy, Jr. He's like Bobby Kennedy. Everybody's ears perk up. They're like, sir,
hand, sir, hand, actually hide. Or what? Yeah. Another person. I don't want to be on familiar
terms with Robert Kennedy, Jr. Oh, no, Robert Kennedy, Jr. Okay. So
I'm going to just skip ahead real quick because I want Barnes to explain his lawsuit.
We were suing under the ADA, the Discrimination Act that prohibits discrimination against anyone
who is perceived as disabled. We're going to be doing the same thing actually in the context of
the vaccines because my view is that requiring someone to have a vaccine is a perception that
they're disabled and then treating them differently based on that perception is discriminating
against them based on your perception of their disability. And that too is prohibited by the
ADA and state analogous laws that are also similar. So the fact that Barnes is working with Robert
Kennedy and the idea that this is the keystone of his argument combined to tell me this is not a
case he expects to win. I would very much like to be in court the day. He says those exact words
to a judge just on its face. I suspect this would get thrown out. But there's a huge element of
disability law that Barnes seems to be pretending doesn't exist. According to the government's
page on disability discrimination, they do make a very important caveat. Quote, the law requires
an employer to provide reasonable accommodation to an employee or job applicant with a disability,
unless doing so would cause significant difficulty or expense for the employer and undo hardship.
Even if somehow Barnes were able to convince a court that not wanting to get a vaccine was
legally analogous to having a disability, he would still have a really hard time overcoming the
argument that having people potentially spreading COVID around a workplace or school doesn't represent
an undo hardship on an employer or educational institution. You run the risk of your workforce
or teaching staff falling ill. And that's not even considering the potential of having to shut
down a factory or a possible bad press that could come from being the site of a new outbreak.
Much like Nick Fuentes trying to sue the TSA, this is not a serious case.
This is a grift and a PR stunt disguised as a legitimate lawsuit. It's all just grandstanding
and attention seeking behavior. It's wasting everyone's fucking time. But I do also want to
be in the courtroom. I do think it would be pretty funny. It's never going to make it to a courtroom.
No, absolutely not. I do get that lawyering is a profession and lawyers like to protect each other
and, you know, judges don't often hold lawyers in contempt of court for, say, I don't know,
going on info wars and saying that the stated reason that you're doing this lawsuit is based
on magical nonsense thinking that you don't understand whatsoever that you may what are you
fucking talking about? Yeah, you know what I think the issue with Barnes is. I think that he's
less a lawyer and more a guy who has a page on Dave Rubin's Patreon clone called Locals.
That sounds like it. And I think he's promoting his local's page with the looming idea of these
lawsuits. Great. And I think that he's just trying to sucker people into supporting him on
fake Patreon. Wow. And yeah. How did that how did that lawyer collective of constitutional
lawyers work out? Remember that one from a few years ago when he was going to start that group
of people? Oh, they changed the world. Oh, well, that's good. Yeah, I don't know if that happened.
Boy, it was a bad idea. So I'm actually kind of glad that it doesn't seem like it
seems like they tried to get a lot of money for it. I wonder what happened to all that money.
Oh, well, would you like to know how the Chinese people made cover?
That sounds more exciting. Change the subject over this clip is nonsense. Okay.
So that's how this there's a lot of ways to do it. I've read about it. But one way the Chinese
were doing it at Wuhan was again, use a bunch of gene guns, firing a bunch of viruses together
till you finally go through an electron microscope and find one that got the got the viruses together
like you wanted all meshed together. Then you replicate that in the pig. The pig dies of the
virus. So you know, it's deadly. You grind it up raw, feed it to piglets, those that die again,
you do it, then you extract the blood, then you take out the viruses you want. Now you've got a
growth of viruses and you keep growing them and then you release it into the human population
where it starts replicating. And then you have the answer to the disease you created. The idea
that this just accidentally at the time it came out when Trump was defeating China and the world
was waking up and nationalism and free market was exploding. And we were going back to who we were
like 1955 on steroids. But for everybody, they had to counter it. And this is the globalist
counter offensive. And they admit they had plans like this on the shelf before. So my God, it's so
obvious. What? It's so obvious. What? It's so obvious. What did he just say? Look, Occam's razor
tells me that's exactly what it's so obvious. All right. All right. So obvious. Should sci-fi come
with a warning label? Like, you know, warning advisory for people who cannot tell the difference
between reality and fantasy. This is really going to fuck you up. Yeah. This is really going to
screw you up. You're going to think shit like what Alex just said. Do we need to have tests
before you can read science fiction? Maybe. Do we need to have some sort of comprehension test
where it's like, listen, it's like a family video, you know, like they've got the room in the back
with all the porn. You got to be 18 to go into that room. Libraries should have that, but for
sci-fi. Well, I think that science fiction expands people's minds in such a way that, you know, as
a young boy reading like Ray Bradbury or something. Hugely influential. Unlocked a lot of creativity
that, you know, maybe would have laid dormant in me as a young boy. And I think that that's
the case for a lot of people. And I think that the good outweighs the bad, because I think
the case of Alex is so extreme. I'm not saying 18. I'm saying there should be a test. Like,
whenever you can pass the test. I don't want to limit the excess of sci-fi to the young kids out
there. That's fair. Who could use it? Who could use it appropriately? Might be overkill. As far as
I know, there is only one person who has a relationship with sci-fi like Alex Jones. And
it's Alex. I know, but we got to stop him. Granted, the consequences are severe. They are very
bad. They're very severe. They're very bad. And he's created a false reality for a lot of people
to live in. And it's very profitable. But I don't think that, I don't think we need to regulate
sci-fi. Might be an overreaction. Might be an overreaction. I understand that. Spit ball.
I'm just trying. I'm trying to come up with reasons for this man who says that they're
going to feed a pig to another pig to get the first. Yeah. I do like the idea though that
Alex explains all that. And he's like, it's so obvious. And Barnes's reaction is exactly. Exactly.
What are you people in your brains? This is what I'm talking about when you go back to 2003 and
you have these guests that are a little bit at least like on their own turf or whatever. They're
not these bootlick and sycophantic nonsense people. Not only that, Alex, but yes. Of course.
It is too obvious. You are totally right. Oh, naturally. So we've got to learn about a false
flag. Oh, sure. Of course. I think Barnes might be wrong. You dig in deep. You find out the clan
was not an organic, authentic group. The clan would rise and fall depending on what the power
politicians and power supported them or not. They were weaponized tools of the of the establishment
infrastructure local to the community. They were not some organic group. That's why, you know,
the supposed people said clan made up of poor white people. Totally false. There was poor white
people. There'd have been some rich white people hanging from trees. There weren't. Oh boy. Oh boy.
I don't even want Barnes to speak. And now that he has, I regret it.
Clan was a false flag, my friend. That is that is
Yeah, it's a bummer. Oh boy. So also he thinks not only that the clan is a false flag, but that
Antifa is their hypocrites. If people want to look at Antifa, if Antifa was legitimately an
anarchistic group, a group that was opposed to capitalism, why have they never attacked the
Federal Reserve? Get them. There are, you know, first of all, it's not an actual group, but also
like there are people who associate with anti fascism who are capitalist. There are people who
are anti fascist, leaning who are anarchist or believe that there is a place for the state.
You know, like it's not, it's anti fascism. It's not. I feel like he's missing that crucial
aspect because I think it's, I think it's intentional. Yeah. No, obviously. He's a lawyer.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you can't be like, if Antifa wants to be an anarchist group without
immediately stopping and being like, does Antifa want to be an anarchist? Did they name themselves
Anarchy? Anarchist group or anti capitalists. Antica. Like, sure, we can do all of those things,
but if you're describing it, it's called Antifa for fascism. You can be for capitalism and still
against fascism, although one might argue that the eventual road will always lead to fascism,
but that's a conversation for a different day. And I feel like prior to becoming an out and
out white nationalist as he is now, Stefan Malinu, the guy who Barnes is fine hanging out with,
he was an anarcho capitalist. He did say that. Yeah. Anyway. Hey, how about this? How many
Wall Streets have you fucking occupied you dumb shit? Why haven't they ever gone after the Fed?
Who do you think occupied goddamn Wall Street? Well, sure. But that was a false flag. Oh,
that's true. Anyway, my bad. Barnes skedaddles out because he's got to prep that lawsuit. Yeah,
no, no, no, he's totally going to work overnight. Yeah. Yeah. So Alex goes to calls and this caller,
this little 10 second clip is perfect. They're announcing the new booster shots are going to
be patches with microglass that goes into your skin so they can track you. Did you know that?
No, but I mean, I believe anything now and I just died. Yes, you will. Oh, oh, no, no, no,
ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, somebody save her. That was a perfect moment. Yeah. Alex says something
and she's like, I didn't know that, but I'll believe anything. Yeah, you will. You will believe
anything. So you're listening to this bullshit. Yeah. Man, you could probably run and win office
as a Republican if your slogan was just, you'll believe any old shit I say. I bet. Oh God,
I bet if you did something that would be like universally decried as offensive and horrible.
Yeah. Like just I'm going to run for office, but I'm never going to wear a shirt. Yeah.
You know, it's just like, yeah, I feel like most people wear shirts. I'm not a shirt guy. I just
don't do shirts. Come on. I say it like it is shirtless. If you're really confident about it,
I bet you could win on a GOP ticket. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Because they just don't fucking care.
Yeah. They don't. They just hate the left. That's it. I stick it to the libs, but I insist on every
public appearance that I have. I'm wearing a snake on my neck. Listen, listen, here's what we got.
You want to stick it to the libs? You go with me shirt or no. You want to not stick it to the
libs? You vote for one of those other assholes over there. They're not going to stick it to the
libs. No, probably wearing a suit. Look, look, no shirt, no shoes, no service, no libs is what it
is. No shirt, no shoes, no libs. No shirt, no shoes, no libs. Snake around my neck.
Vote for me. Vote for me. So I'm slide. Alex has been having a good time on this,
this episode, but he kind of fucked up. He meant to play a bunch of videos of Antifa pretending
to be cops. Sure. Sure. That sounds right. But wait, I'm sorry. Antifa pretending to be cops.
Yeah. He just hasn't gotten to it though. And I really wanted to spend a half hour today on the
Antifa videos of them acting like police and attacking everybody and going crazy. And I'll
try to play a few of the clips, but I'll just have to, I'll have to do it on the Sunday show.
But I said four hours of your calls with your stories. And I've been doing a pretty good job
lately getting to these calls because they don't want this heard. They want this shut down.
But again, they're collapsing the economy and they're going to use a race war
as the cover for the collapse and then blame that on the race war and the American people. So
the banks don't get blamed. That's the big one ties together with the COVID. That's a drill for
martial law. But your calls actually are paramount above that. If I have the energy, I'm actually
pretty exhausted right now for four hours. If you take about an hour off to do some, you know,
research, call that off, not talking before I go back on air, but maybe I'll pop in during the
warm today. Wow. So I mean, you know, that's difficult to follow just as ideas. Yeah. But
I guess the only thing I really take issue with is the idea that the others, you know,
obviously there's going to be a global collapse and there's a race war coming naturally in order
to make sure the bankers don't get blamed for that global class, but your calls are more important
naturally. Absolutely. I don't know. If I were a caller, I would take issue with I just don't
even, I don't even know how to hear him. That's just saying words. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly
what I'm here. I'm just hearing him say words. Like when he's when you're following along with
what he thinks is supposed to happen, what he's certain is supposed to happen. Yeah. Everything
he's doing is insane. It is an insane person. Like that's what I'm saying. Is this real or fake? It
doesn't matter if he believes this stuff. He's crazy. And if he doesn't believe this stuff,
he's maybe more insane. Yeah. Cause this is. Yeah. So Alex does end up playing some videos
of Antifa. I think I'm not sure. I didn't watch the video. I was just listening to the audio
and this is a surreal thing. If you are just listening to the audio because you can't see
what's on the video and he doesn't say like, he doesn't narrate the video at all. Antifa
instead, you just kind of mumbles about violence. Okay. And it's very upsetting.
They're like pretending and larping. They're like a SWAT team stopping a bank robber,
but they're not. They're just beating people up and attacking people. I mean,
I just, I couldn't be a cop around these people. I mean, it's just, it's just incredible. And they
go, don't attack us while they attack you. The left is just trash. And I'm sorry, man. I love them
with the metal baton. They start attacking them. We're going to slit your throat, all this stuff.
I mean, it's just who they are, man. They love it. See, I can't get around that. I'd go,
I'd go King Kong on those people. I mean, I'm telling you, it'd be bad, man.
Are you sure you don't want to file a lawsuit? I got a real problem. You want to punch my buttons,
be five or six people saying they're going to kick my ass. That, that punches the buttons, man.
That the bug overwhelming grip people. That's when the big can of crazy man gets released.
That's when people start getting hurt really bad. I mean, I even looking at it, I just,
oh my God. I mean, those people would have their noses torn off, their heads bashed in,
and then, you know, somebody by walk up and stab me from behind. I don't even care,
because I just destroy each person at one at a time. Only takes about five seconds.
You actually get a hold of it. By the way, anybody can do this. Anybody can kill.
Wait, what?
People have governors. I don't have one.
Whoa. Okay. This has gone in a direction.
Yeah, that's not good.
Hey, Alex, did you go to family court yesterday?
Ah, well, I do need to reestablish my male dominance. Otherwise, I won't have any self-esteem
whatsoever. And the only way I know how to express that is through fantasies of violence,
which makes me a healthy person as everybody else assuring my audience that it's easy to kill
people. Yeah, that's what it is. That's cause I'm a man, you know, I don't have a governor.
God, I would. I would not like to see this kind of conversation on any program,
like any program that's trying to be political or talk about issues mumbling about murdering people
is just whoever. I mean, what lawyer was it that made it so that they couldn't show clips of his
show? Barnes. Yeah, was it Barnes? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because, because whoever did that,
man, imagine just going to family court and just being like, Hey,
after we went to family court last time, I'm going to play this clip of Alex on a show.
It's very easy to kill. I do not have a governor. Yes. Most people think it's hard to kill. That's
just because they won't let themselves. Exactly. I, on the other hand, have an ease with murder.
Your honor, could we please keep this man as far away from us as possible? Yes, of course.
So Alex says something about murder that I actually kind of think is, I mean, it's not news.
By the way, anybody can do this. Anybody can kill really easy. People have governors. I don't have
one and five, six people sort of follow me even though I'm 47. I was young. I just want to,
I want to tear them to pieces. And I know a lot of you have that in you too. And the left doesn't
get that that whole the near starting to peel away, ladies and gentlemen. So I don't have a governor.
No, I think we know that and we have known that for a long time. We're very well aware of it.
Yes. That's kind of been the whole thing about you and your types. Alex is that you very clearly
want to kill us. Yeah. Yeah. Won't stop talking about it in just just amazing how in a very short
period of time you can say the left is just trash. They're just evil. They're just like this.
Now, obviously I could kill and I want to and I have no governor. I know you do too. And you
could much easier than you think. But that's the problem. That's the problem, Dan. The left is
trash. Yeah. Now, obviously I have no governor or a moral system and I'm willing to kill despite
being a Christian. I am ready and willing to kill with no governor. I have no governor. And the
left thinks that they're all safe. But the veneer of our politeness and non-murdering is
starting to slip. Yeah, buddy. It slipped a while ago. Yeah. Yeah. You remember when you stormed
the God damn capital? Yeah. Or the Unite the Right rally or any of the all the murders you
guys do. Oh, yeah. There were those two. There's all the every time Stuart Rhodes talks. Yeah. Yeah.
That fucking psycho. Yeah. Jesus. Anyway, we have one last clip here because Alex takes a call
and I just want to play this because I think it's unhinged.
One I was going to see if you could like hold a call in prayer session show like a segment hour
for like on Sunday or Sunday night or something. I think that's really smart. Or beyond that people
tell their testimony and talk about God and talk about how we need God. In fact, I don't think
that's just an hour of a show. I'll do the next Sunday or a special show next week dedicated to
God. You're right. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Because on October 12, 2016, you prayed
for Trump to win and I prayed right along with you. And I think you're that granted the prayer.
But yeah, I think our prayers got Trump elected. And look, this is just like this is great. If I
were Alex, I would be so pumped about something like this was like, okay, the audience is starting
to suggest that I become a televangelist. Yeah. Yeah. I can make this transition work. All I gotta
do is just push a little bit through. Yes. If I can have a proof of concept where I start doing
shows that are entirely pure religious nonsense. Yeah. And I can make that profitable. I can stop
this whole bullshit. Man, I can stop doing things that are going to get me sued all the time. I
just want to scream at these people. I don't why I wish I wish I didn't have any
governor. No, biblical education. Oh, I just it drives me insane. Like it was hammered into
me so much, so fucking much. Now that the idea of these people saying, oh, we're so fucking
Christian and the left is evil and immoral and shit. Read your goddamn Bible. Do you imagine?
Can you imagine how Jesus would feel if you made money off of praying to him? No, it's
money. He's going to he's going to do an hour long show just about prayer for you. And then
he's going to plug in the goddamn middle of it in the middle of your prayer. You're going to tell
me you're going to tell me you're Christian. Yeah, you fucking pieces of shit. Please smite the
globe. God damn it. I hate these fucking people. Please smite my enemies. Amen. Also, God, I should
tell you it's 25 percent. I know it's unreal, unreal. Yeah, it is just it is just sitting there
and I see. Yeah, I think I think it would introduce a difficulty for me in terms of like
if his show went full televangelist. I think having me here. No, I think I'd have to keep
doing it right. I have to keep following the show. Sure. I mean, it's a new it's a new frontier for
us. And to be clear, I don't think necessarily that's where he's going, although I do think it
would be a smart decision, probably, which is why whenever there's sort of indications of
an instinct to go that way, it's like, well, yeah, should take that off ramp, man. Probably smart.
Yep. You can survive these cases that you're in the middle of now and get to televangelism.
You're golden. Yeah. Baker's been scamming for decades. Decades. He went to fucking prison.
He's not even trying. No. He stopped trying after he went to prison and just smoothly walked back
into it. He has a compound in the Ozarks. Everything you talk about. Everything you talk about,
like I want to move into the middle of nowhere. Just do a Jim Baker. He sells survival food.
He owns people who live in his compound. That's real. He can tell them what to do whenever he
wants. Oh my God. Yeah. That's the hammock. That's the retirement that all shitheads like
Alex should dream of. Yeah. Anyway, I thought this was fun, if only because, you know, this study
was just a travesty of Alex just being just unable to even deal with any kind of source
material. No, that wasn't even redacted. That was lit on fire before he even had the chance to read
it. Yeah. It made me think very frequently. All right. Shut up, Jones. Quite a few times.
Nicely done. Thanks. Well done. Nice bookend. We came full circle. There was a narrative
through line and you closed it out strong. And I came up with Spouse Mouse. Yes, exactly. Yeah.
In a stroke of genius. Oh God. It was a good day. It was a good day. I'm never going to top Spouse
Mouse. You'll top Spouse Mouse. Spouse Mouse is not that good. I might be. I might be tired.
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