Knowledge Fight - #589: August 18-20, 2021
Episode Date: August 23, 2021Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things are going at InfoWars HQ. In this installment, the gents discuss Owen Shroyer's recent legal trouble and the couple days proceeding. Citations...
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Hello, Alex.
I'm with Mr. Sting.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work, knowledge fight.
No, no, no, no, no, knowledge fight dot com.
Yeah.
Hey, I love you.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, cower in fear
as planes fly overhead for the air and water show.
Here we go.
God, I hate that.
And talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
Every year, every year, man, there's just like loud planes.
And it takes me by surprise.
I've never, I've never remember.
Nope.
It happens.
And I'm like, this is annoying.
And then a year passes and it happens again.
Yeah.
You know, and I always look around and see people
without houses.
And then I see the billion, billion dollars flying overhead.
And I think, thanks, Chicago, you bunch of morons.
Well, I mean, it's loud.
It's really loud.
It's really loud.
And how's that going for it?
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
And it inspires a sense of jingoistic awe, which I think
is what we really all appreciate, right?
Yeah.
And I think sometimes I will be like, look out over the lake
and I'm like, wow, a plane can do that.
Yeah.
I remember I saw one float like 20 years ago.
And I was like, wow, how did that happen?
And it was a trillion dollars.
Then I go about my day.
Yep.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Not too much, Dan.
I have a quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today?
My bright spot today, Jordan, is I wrote a joke.
What?
I wrote a joke.
You wrote a joke?
That's your first joke in like five years.
Well, actually, I don't know if I wrote this joke.
I mean, I came up with a joke.
And I didn't look it up.
I don't know if someone's tweeted this before.
It could be derivative, but it made me laugh.
Are people going to send us me evening
urban dictionary shit again?
God damn it.
It's possible.
And if so, I'll just have to live with it.
But sometimes I think a lot of people
like to know like, how did this happen?
How did, get inside the creative mind.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
And so I'll say that this joke came to me
when I was doing laundry.
OK.
So that's sort of the setting.
It's the background.
OK.
Here's the joke.
Dryer sheets.
Oh, no.
Drier than what?
And then I'll just repeat that.
OK.
All right.
Yeah, just repeat that a bit.
I like it.
Dryer sheets.
I want the driest sheets.
Oh my god.
I have to admit, that would be, that reminds me so much
of like a fantastic Mike Wiley joke,
where he's telling the joke and no one laughs.
And there's just me in the background just going like,
this might be brilliant.
It might be the greatest thing I've ever heard.
Just losing my shit, as the entire audience turns around
and like, why are you doing this?
Dryer sheets.
See, you repeat it three times.
I'm done.
It's good.
I'm sure that's a joke that someone has made before,
but I tickled myself quite a bit with that.
That's great.
What about you?
My bright spot, Dan, is I was walking over here,
as I normally do.
And I stumbled back upon that great Jesse Ware album.
And I'm dancing to Spotlight while I walk down the street,
singing along very loud.
And I've realized it's time for me to get back into disco.
Just for a while, I'm just going to listen to a lot of disco.
Listen to some of that good Italo disco.
Yeah, I think so.
I think there's a place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, when I was growing up, I was part of that.
My town was 20 years behind.
So they had just figured out that rock and disco
were fighting in the 90s.
And it took me 10 years till I watched the documentary.
And I was like, oh, yeah, it's entirely about race.
Rock and disco, the hatred that rock people had for disco
was just, well, race.
Yeah, I think there was a lot of that.
I think that did underlie a lot of it.
It was wild to think.
I think some of the acts were kind of corny, too, though.
Oh, that's definitely true.
Some of the disco acts were a little bit.
No.
I'm not going to defend all of this.
People like the Bee Gees maybe lacked a little edge.
There was that.
There was that.
But at the same time, to pretend that was all of it
would be a disservice to some of those social things
that were going on.
But it was great.
Great.
Get into that disco.
Get down with your bad self.
I think it's my plan.
Get to strutting.
Get on down.
Get on down with your bad self, like Mr. Scruff.
Today, we are going to talk about a bit of time
from last week on Alex's show.
We're going to be talking about.
Did anything happen last week?
No.
Oh, OK.
We're going to be talking about the 18th to the 20th of 2021
by the time.
That was too fast.
And look, I mean, I can't not address the elephant in the room.
What's that?
Owen Shroyer got charged regarding the January 6th protests.
Sure, of course he did.
And I think that people have given a lot of,
hey, what do you guys think about this type of messages?
And I've surveyed some of the landscape
of some of the commentary that's going around on social media.
I'm disappointed.
And I think what I wanted to do was
I wanted to start on Wednesday and go through Friday, Wednesday
through Friday, and then get us to Owen Shroyer's charge.
This might be our first how not to cover Owen Shroyer episode.
Yeah, it could be.
But I realized that I think there's
too much anticipation of Owen Shroyer discussion.
So what I'm going to do is we're going to start with actually
Owen Shroyer's war room show from Friday.
And then we're going to go back in time to Wednesday
and experience Alex Jones's path through the end of last week.
OK.
Then in that case, I demand you do one thing.
At a certain point, pause during the middle of one
of those Owen Shroyer clips, and then
say, I bet you're all wondering how we got here.
And then go all the way back.
Yeah, exactly.
It has to happen like that.
How about I Elkabong you, and then you wake up.
Until I believe it.
You pass out from being Elkabonged,
and then you wake up, and we're talking about Wednesday.
What is happening here?
So we'll get down to this, but first Jordan,
let's take a little moment to say thank you
to some folks who are Wonkin.
I think that's a great idea.
So first, singin', thank you so much,
you're an near-policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thanks, singin'.
Thank you.
Next, Desiree, thank you so much,
you're an near-policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thanks, Desiree.
Thank you.
Next, Hartful of spiders, thank you so much,
you're an ir France wand.
I'm a policy wand.
Thank you, Hartful of spiders.
Thank you.
Next, Rapture Princess versus Obama Decepticon,
thank you so much, you're an ir policy wand.
I'm a policy wand.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, and GP in Van City,
thank you so much, you're an out-policy wand.
I'm a policy wand.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, and also big shout out to Brian
in honor of Celine and the Cult thereof.
Brian made a donation to the SEAL Conservatory.
Oh, that's fantastic.
And that's, you know, helping out some SEALs in need.
I love this, and it's amazing to me
that somehow once again we have done something
that we can fall behind on with shout outs too.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
There have been so many people who have done so many good things
that it's like, if we just did one episode where we did all
this stuff, it'd be 45 minutes long.
It's a testament to how generous and charitable
and wonderful people who listen to this show are.
Incredible.
And it's a real humbling thing to be, have animals.
It's amazing.
We're backed up on shouting out.
It's amazing.
It is.
I was thinking about this.
Like other people have like, oh, Joe Rogan fans
will gang up on you on the internet,
and they're all like, ah, and our fans will be like,
I'm going to adopt an animal in a different country.
And it's like, yeah, I think we're doing good.
I think we're doing good.
I'm going to sponsor a tree.
I think we're doing good.
So, Jordan.
Yes.
I know that we've already ruined the news
that Owen Troyer got charged for the January 6th.
Poor guy.
And as this episode of our podcast is coming out,
Owen theoretically has to have reported for turning himself
in.
That's good stuff.
We learn on this episode that he has until Monday morning
to show up at the Austin police.
If he does not demand a trial by jury for this,
I will be furious.
Or combat.
Yes, absolutely.
I'll fight anybody.
I need something.
So here is an out of context drop from Alex's show
before we get into Owen's business.
Send in the clown.
All right, Jose in Florida.
Thanks for holding.
I just think that's unfortunate.
It's not a nice way to present your collars.
Hey, Jose, clown face.
Let's go.
What do you got to say?
Send in the collars.
So it's very uncommon for us to cover an Owen Troyer episode.
And part of the reason, the only reason we are
is because he got charged.
Yes.
And I wanted to see how the actual episode itself was.
Because there's the clip that's going around
on the social media, the little clip of him
saying that he's going to declare his innocence.
I didn't see it.
I tried to avoid as much as I could.
Of course, I was still given more information than necessary.
Well, we will listen to that clip.
But I wanted to see what else was going on on the show.
How's his state of mind?
Sure, sure.
And here is where we get started on the episode.
The Capitol has fallen.
Not quite.
Not quite.
OK.
I'm your host Owen Troyer with you for the next three hours.
We have guests joining us today.
Joe Biggs, attorney.
Joe Biggs, a political prisoner being tortured in jail
right now because of the big live January 6th.
His attorney, Dan Hall, is going to be joining me coming up
in the next segment.
So this is before he makes the announcement
that there's a warrant out for his arrest.
Right, right, right.
And I think it's really interesting
that he's having Joe Biggs as a lawyer.
Another guy who worked at Info Wars who got arrested
because of his act.
But they certainly did different things during the six.
True.
Joe Biggs actually was inside the Capitol
with the Proud Boys and what have you.
I mean, if PizzaGate hadn't happened,
he might still be working at Info Wars.
And he wouldn't have had to join up with the Proud Boys.
And he wouldn't have been inside the cap.
This is Alex's fault.
This is Alex's fault entirely.
Absolutely.
It all goes back to PizzaGate.
It really does.
I think so much all goes back to PizzaGate, honestly.
I was listening to this and I was thinking, like, this guy
might be your lawyer soon.
Yeah, I would imagine so.
Also, good choice not having Barnes on your show.
Yeah, Barnes might have made that choice for him.
Yeah, that's fair.
So here is the clip of Owen discussing
how there's a warrant out for him.
All right, so here's the deal.
Ladies and gentlemen, a couple hours ago,
I was informed by my attorney.
Who will be on the show shortly?
That there is a warrant out for my arrest
with allegations involving January 6th.
And I will have to turn myself in Monday morning.
There's a lot of questions.
Some I have answers to, some I don't.
Yes, I was there.
Yes, it's a crime.
I'm not gonna be getting into more of this today on the air.
And I plan on declaring innocence of these charges.
Who are you?
Who are you guys?
I am.
And so there's some other stuff going on too.
But that's the deal.
And so I'm not gonna comment any further on this.
I'm not gonna take any questions on this today.
But again, I was informed by my lawyer
that there's a warrant out for my arrest right now
and that I have to turn myself in by Monday morning.
So that's just that.
Probably shouldn't even be on air right now,
but we're gonna go ahead and do a broadcast anyway.
I agree, shouldn't be on air.
Your lawyer probably agrees too.
Yeah, that would be wise.
That would be wise to not be on air.
Yeah, I think he's been studying
at the Alex Pausing Academy.
Yeah.
The not talking for stretches.
Yeah, talking about a big dramatic over, yeah.
So there's one essential piece to understanding
why Owen Shor got charged for his actions
as it relates to January 6th.
Thus joining Rambo Joe Biggs
and the group of InforWars personalities
caught up in this fallout.
That piece is that he almost certainly
wouldn't be getting charged
if he wasn't already under a deferred prosecution agreement
at the time of his actions on the 6th.
Ooh!
This is something that is absent
from almost every little bit of discussion
that I've seen about this, and it's so critical.
So it's essentially he violated his parole.
Yes.
Gotcha.
Back in December 2019, Owen got up
and shadowed a bunch of bullshit,
attempting to disrupt a session
of the House Judiciary Committee
who were discussing Trump's impeachment.
Owen was arrested and he made a plea deal
where his prosecution would be deferred
and ultimately dropped on the condition
that he, quote, not break any laws
and perform 32 hours of verified community service.
Owen apparently never did that community service.
And according to his charging documents
from this charge, this current one,
on February 5th, 2021,
Owen's lawyer provided documentation
that Owen had completed 30 hours
between January 19th, 2021, and February 4th, 2021,
which means that on January 6th, 2021,
Owen had not satisfied any of the conditions
of his plea deal, and thus he was still
under a deferred prosecution.
Part of his plea deal included him agreeing to, quote,
not parade, demonstrate, or pick it
within any of the Capitol buildings.
He also, quote, agrees not to utter loud, threatening,
or abusive language, or engage in any disorderly
or disruptive conduct at any place
upon the US Capitol grounds,
or within any of the Capitol buildings
with intent to impede, disrupt, or disturb
the orderly conduct of any session of the Congress
or either house thereof.
Unfortunately, he was doing those things on January 6th,
which means that he violated the terms of his plea deal,
which he had agreed to.
His actions on their own might be the sort of thing
that wouldn't result in a charge,
because he wasn't involved in the actual storming
of the Capitol as far as I can tell,
but because he was essentially on probation
that had specifically to do with him not being allowed
to protest and disrupt government processes.
He essentially fucked himself over.
He had over a year during which he could have done
his community service, or he could have realized
that he was barred from protesting at the Capitol,
but he's too stupid, or the allure of being part
of the events of the 6th was just too enticing.
And so now we, here we are.
That's what's going on.
Your Honor, I declare innocence.
Though I do understand the charges now,
I did not read the plea deal,
nor did I know that that was part of it.
So I am innocent.
I would like to stipulate that my lawyer is Robert Barnes.
Not guilty.
I don't think he even had,
Barnes probably wouldn't even give him the details.
He'd just be like, sign here, you're not gonna go to jail.
Yeah, do some community service.
I've been pretty consistent in my position
that from the available information that I have,
I don't know if what Alex was doing on that day
constitutes criminal behavior.
It really does seem like he was trying to exacerbate
the situation and intensify people's feelings
until things got out of hand.
And then he tried to get people to stop
from going into the Capitol.
His intentions and actions were destructive
and he spiritually bears some responsibility
for the events that transpired.
But it's hard for me to bridge the gap
between that and him having legal culpability.
Yeah.
Owen, on the other hand, did this to himself.
I still think that this prosecution,
if it goes forward, probably does more harm than good.
Whatever punishment Owen's facing
is probably minuscule compared to the potential
this has to fuel info wars oppression
and victimhood narratives.
We'll see what happens, but as far as I can tell,
in this case, the government was straight up
trying to give Owen a get out of jail free pass
for the 2019 disruption case.
And he didn't care enough to complete his end of the bargain,
which was just him doing a little bit of community service.
32 hours.
And that's on him.
Yeah.
That's his fault.
Yeah, he had a year.
They are so incapable of doing something for not money
that he couldn't even do it to avoid jail time.
Yeah.
And it wouldn't result in jail time
unless he violated the specific deferred prosecution,
and he did.
Yeah.
Your Honor, in my defense, if we had won,
you wouldn't be charging me.
But even so, even with this violation of the,
I still can't see him having any kind of punishment
coming his way that would get him to roll over on Alex.
And what is there for him to roll over on?
Nothing.
Especially as it relates to the sixth.
Yeah, he's just an asshole.
Yeah, I don't know.
I see a bit of this on social media.
And I think that it's always kind of unwise
to really care too much about what random people are tweeting.
But I do see some fairly larger accounts
and people who some people listen to trying
to use this charge on Owen as proof
that Alex might be getting charged in the future.
And I think that's probably a sign
that someone's selling you a bill of goods
and they might be grifting.
Yeah.
I think that ignoring the...
Quick, where's Sean King at?
I think that anybody ignoring the aspect of the story
that is the only reason Owen got charged
is because of the deferred prosecution.
They're missing the entire forest for the trees
because they're trying to say that Owen and Alex
did the same things, they were at the same places.
Owen got charged, that means Alex can get charged.
Alex wasn't under deferred prosecution.
Alex didn't go and disrupt the House Judiciary Committee.
Owen did.
And so...
Owen's too stupid and too young.
That's what it is.
And I guess Alex, whenever he was pulling these stunts,
has always been smart enough to go right up
to the edge of the line.
Like right up to the edge.
So close to being prosecuted.
Like so fucking close.
He has decades of practice.
Yeah, he's just really good at it.
And Owen's an idiot who thinks...
Owen seems like he's a believer too,
which is why he would go a little bit further than Alex.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if I would chalk it up to being a believer.
I think it would be...
It's more he has something to prove that Alex doesn't.
That's true, that's true.
He doesn't have a name outside of Info Wars.
Like if there was a headline,
Owen Troyer charged, no one cares.
Info Wars reporter, Owen Troyer charged.
Now people are like,
huh, that guy works for Alex Jones.
He doesn't have an actual identity outside of that
that means anything.
And so he does have to go a little bit further
and try and disrupt the proceedings.
Yeah, and he has to impress his daddy, Alex,
and Alex doesn't have to do that
because he just hired his dad.
So it's a little bit of a...
He's gotta be like,
hey, did I do a good job, Alex?
Did I do a good job?
So I don't think that this is necessarily
going to be the biggest thing in the world.
I think it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.
Owen may be gone for a little while.
Owen, you're gonna have to do 38 hours of community service.
We might have to see the Info Wars depth chart
get adjusted a little bit.
If Harrison starts doing too...
Tom Pappert might be getting called up from the bullpen.
Brutal.
But I was still curious, like how's Owen's state of mind?
Here's where he's at.
Okay.
And let me just tell you this.
In fact, I mean, I'll go to these clips now.
Folks.
Devil worshiping cults.
Okay.
Run the planet.
Okay.
It's time to just get real about this.
Gotta get real about it.
The people who run Hollywood are Satanists.
People who run our government are Satanists.
A lot of mainstream media people are Satanists.
Sure.
Sure.
So that's why you look around at all this
and none of it makes sense.
And there's all the inversion and there's all the lying
and there's all the backstabbing
and there's all the degeneracy.
And you just say, well, none of this makes sense.
No, it all makes sense once you realize
that Satanists are running.
It makes perfect sense.
It does.
I get it now.
Yeah, yeah.
Satanists are running things.
So of course he violated the terms
of his deferred prosecution and was caught doing it.
Yeah.
And he did it on camera too, which was very smart.
Oh yeah.
And there was like promotional materials
that advertised he was going to be doing it.
Yeah.
It was very exciting.
I mean, it seems like the cops could have just been
waiting there at the sixth and been like,
hey, you're here.
Goodbye.
We're going to take you into custody now.
Yeah, I don't know if that would have
deescalated the situation.
So it's probably good they didn't.
Yeah, probably.
And also I probably bet they don't care who Owen Troyer is.
And this is probably the reason that it's happening now
in August is probably because it is a very low priority.
Yeah, they went through so many names
before they finally got to Owen.
And I bet somebody saw it and was like, oh, god damn.
I bet maybe somebody who was like on the case
of his like deferred prosecution or whatever
was like looking at pictures of the signal.
Oh, but god damn, there's no Troyer.
He's not supposed to be there.
It's probably like a series of coincidences
that lead to this or probably a long line
and also all Owens fault.
Yes, yes, this is 100% his fault.
But the world is run by devils.
And it doesn't even have anything to do with Trump whatsoever.
Nope.
No, it's like he had a restraining order
against a fucking Myers and then he went into the Myers
and was like, hey, I think it's a great idea
to take this place over.
And then here we are.
Yep.
So Owen gets some bad news about his bookings
during the middle of the show.
All right, we're back here on the Info Wars War Room.
We had Joe Big's lawyer joining us.
He can no longer join us.
So we will no longer be conducting that interview.
All right.
I wonder why.
I'm sorry, he said what?
And he wants me to talk about what?
OK, no.
OK, yeah.
My lawyer has told me it would be a bad idea
to talk to Joe Big's lawyer on air right now.
Joe Big's is lawyers lawyer has advised him
it's a bad idea to talk to Owen on air right now.
Yeah, that's a little bit of a sticky situation.
Let's just avoid that.
Yeah.
So Owen complains a little bit more about Satan.
Sure.
And Satan worshipers and what have you.
And there's two things to keep an eye on.
Whenever people like Owen and like in that world,
whenever they use the terms like degeneracy,
what they're doing is they're trying
to attack LGBTQ plus folk without using specific terms.
There's plausible deniability to them.
Like, no, I'm talking about societal degeneration.
People are having sex outside of marriage.
And it's like, no, you're basically
saying that sodomy is wrong.
That's what you're trying to say.
There's a heavy overlap of that.
And they're trying to say those things without saying them.
And so there's a piece of that.
And then the other piece is that this
is where I realized that Owen Troyer believes
in Illuminati blood lines.
There we go.
That's why all of this stuff is robbing you of your humanity.
The mask, the forced vaccine, the degeneracy, the porn.
Sure.
The drug abuse.
Why not?
All of it.
All Satanism, Satanic cults of the world
elite, blood lines of the Illuminati,
controlling the planet, bringing in their one world
Satanic government system.
That's really it.
That's it.
This is underwhelming.
There should be more to it than that.
I would even say that, I mean, if the explanation for why
Owen is getting charged is Satanists run everything.
All right.
How does this further Satan's plan?
Oh, I mean, Owen is the right-hand man of the only person
who can take down Satan.
I mean, if I was Satan, I would look at Owen and be
like, beneath me.
I wish.
I was listening to this.
And every time Owen has these pauses,
they don't feel the same as Alex's pauses.
Alex's pauses are either very seriously dramatic intention
or someone's talking in his ear and he's
pausing it because he can't talk.
This, it almost feels like at any minute,
Owen might be like, guys, I'm full of shit.
Yeah, I know.
The facade might fall at any moment.
It's just like, I can't do this anymore.
I'm going to prison.
Does War Room have a gimmick?
Is there a gimmick that separates Alex's show
from War Room?
Or is it just like basically anything?
Every episode of the War Room ends with gladiatorial combat.
See, now that sounds great.
I would watch that show.
One Info Wars employee is sacrificed
at the end of every episode of the War Room.
It's like Doug loves movies.
You know, they start with some chatting
and then they fight to the death.
The winner comes back for the next gladiatorial combat.
Now that's great.
And it just goes on and on.
Current champion actually Ken Jennings.
73 straight wins.
No, there is no gimmick to the War Room.
It's basically the same thing as Alex's show,
but hosted by Owen and maybe skew slightly younger
in terms of some of the reactionary guests that they have.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
So Owen talks to this woman from Australia
about how bad COVID lockdowns are there.
And I don't care.
It's a long interview.
It's very boring.
But it does lead to some calls afterwards.
And Owen and this caller, they seem
to have a very interesting perspective.
They vibing.
That lady that you just have from Australia,
I think I would rather be under Taliban rule
than those Austrians right now.
No, I mean, like it's not a joke.
I mean, I don't say this ironically like, hey,
hey, you know, Taliban is obviously not good.
I wouldn't want to live under the Taliban.
But hey, they're not making them wear masks.
They're not making them take experimental vaccines,
you know?
So, you know, we got our own globalist Taliban
we're dealing with here.
Isn't one of their big complaints about Islam,
the idea of like people having to wear hijabs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Isn't that like, don't they call like the COVID masks
face like burkas?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, that one is pretty egregious.
Yeah.
That one's pretty.
Hey, listen, they're not making people wear masks.
They're making them wear full bodysuits.
Even within, I mean, I don't have the same relationship
with Islam that, let's say, Info Wars does.
Sure.
But even within their own reality, this doesn't make sense.
No, no.
So, Owen believes that the January 6th
was the globalist Reich tag over there.
Sure.
But he can't really talk about it because he can't.
And he wishes he could, but he can't.
Right.
He's going to get arrested.
Right.
Whatever term we put on the group of criminals
that are running this country when it's all said and done
in the history books, just like the Nazis Reich tag event,
January 6th will be known as whatever it is,
Democrats, globalists, that will be their false flag
Reich tag event.
And it's sad that I have to sit here,
affirm believer in free speech, affirm practitioner
of free speech.
And I'm afraid, I'm afraid to speak my mind today.
OK.
Because we no longer live in a free country.
What a mope.
What a fucking.
You know what?
Here's the thing.
All right.
And this is like, one, there's the propaganda, of course,
of being like, if we take responsibility for the 6th,
we're fucking fucked.
So we have to say that it's a false flag.
But just saying that makes you realize that everyone Owen
knows is fucking stupid.
And so is he.
Like just really, really dumb.
Like you have to know that you are so stupid
if you're really going to say that you went to the 6th
and saw all of your friends there and burned a Black Lives
Matter flag the night fucking before.
Chanting and screaming in the streets.
And then try and sell me on it being a fucking false flag.
Go fuck yourself.
Insane.
Yeah.
Insane.
Yeah.
Also, I think that, like, I try to put myself in Owen's
position, and I understand that there's a lot of steps that
would have to lead up to me being in that position.
But I imagine if I quantum leaped into his body, let's say.
And I was, I got news of this charge.
I would feel so disgusting if I didn't present it honestly
to people that, like, look, I had inferred prosecution.
I wasn't supposed to be in the Capitol, period.
This is a bureaucratic thing.
My actions on the 6th actually have nothing to do.
What I did or didn't do have nothing to do with this charge
itself.
I just was, I agreed to not do the thing that I did.
Totally.
Totally.
And I probably could have been there on the 6th and gotten
away with it.
There would be no charges.
But I'm too much of a selfish prick to have done my community
service.
There you go.
In a timely manner.
And so I was still under this agreement.
And look, I understand why you would want to take this as some
kind of a thing where there's devils around or whatever.
But look, this is on me.
This one's my fault.
Now, we could talk about how is it right for me to have gotten
arrested for disrupting the House Judiciary Committee?
Sure.
We can talk about that.
But this time, I agreed to the terms of this thing.
And I violated that.
Right.
That is my fault.
I mean, if you care about contract law
intergalactically so much, I think
you have to care about contract law here as well.
And if you have agreed to the stipulations and break them,
you don't get a say.
That's your belief system.
That's a mess.
So Owen takes another call.
And this guy wants to bring back an old villain.
We all know who's fallen the strings now
after who was made with Trudeau.
That'd be the evil one, Hillary Clinton.
Hey, hell.
What, did she just meet with Trudeau?
Yeah, I didn't see that.
I was too busy.
Wow.
How is she even walking Hillary Clinton?
My God.
But yeah, so we know.
I mean, look at this brain dead zombie that we have in there.
You think he knows what the hell is going on?
Absolutely not.
I mean, he can't even stand up.
No, he's literally, he can't even
run a controlled press conference.
But he just, he literally reads off the script,
says the name of the reporter, the exact question
they're supposed to ask when they go off script.
He's like, hey, what are you doing?
That's not the question I have.
I mean, it's pathetic.
I mean, all this is pathetic.
And if people still, even if he voted for him,
how could, can't you see this crap?
You know, like, how do you, how does that make you feel?
I want to know how a Democrat or a liberal feels right now.
I'm convinced that they are just fully demonically
possessed at this point.
And anything that causes you pain, they enjoy.
They don't even care if it causes pain to themselves.
They, as long as it's causing you pain, they like it.
So this is, this is their version of the doing anything
to own the libs.
Yeah.
The sort of trying to reverse that around.
Right, right, right.
They do realize that we're incredibly furious, right?
Remember how student loans and, oh boy,
any number of different things were involved
in getting Biden elected.
Yeah, here we are.
So no, we are not happy.
Yeah.
About shit.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just, it's, it's so weird to me to have like,
hey, look in the mirror, Dems.
Yeah.
Or, or something like, you love Trump.
He talked about having a big dick on stage.
Yep.
You know, what are you talking about?
Hey, if you are mad that he can't run a press conference,
I'm mad that you can't do 32 hours of community service.
That's another issue.
You can bang that out no fucking week.
Should, should be able to.
Jesus.
So yeah, this is, this is the sort of vibe
that we're getting from Owen's show.
And not good.
He seems morose.
He seems boring.
Melodramatic.
Yes.
Mopey and a giant piece of shit.
Yeah.
So my big point that I wanted to make on all that
is this deferred prosecution aspect of it.
And this is something that is laid out in the charging
document for this current charge.
Of course.
And so I think that the awareness of this dynamic
is something that is essential if you have read
the underlying information.
Right.
And so when people come to you and they present this
otherwise, it's probably a good indication
that they haven't actually read what this is about.
Yeah.
And what's funny about it is not that somebody from Info Wars
was charged for their part in January 6th.
What's funny about it is that it's entirely
because he's a lazy piece of shit.
Owen Schreuer could have done all this stuff
and none of this would happen.
This is entirely his fault.
And it's hilarious.
What an idiot.
So we go back to the 18th now.
Kabong.
Ah, hey, Wednesday.
Wee-lee, wee-lee, wee-lee, wee-lee.
Blackjack.
Here's Alex getting into some kind of stuff
that Owen believes.
And that is like, hey, look, I don't like the Taliban.
Now, I don't like a lot of things about the Taliban.
But compared to the Satanic New World Order,
compared to the globalist, compared to what they wanted
to our children.
Well, the Taliban pale in significance.
Because they're.
Doing what they do from a stone age caveman like perspective.
Oh, boy. Wow.
What a fucking wild thing to say.
Yeah. Of all the things to say.
Yeah. Jesus.
I feel like he's being racist against the Taliban.
Somehow I'm offended on behalf of the Taliban.
What is happening?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, it's it's it's a bizarre, bizarre line.
He's trying to walk.
Yeah, there's there is a deep seated respect
that all of these guys have for anyone who really tries
to dominate women completely.
You know, they're like, you're going for it, man.
We we're trying to do it here, but they're just too strong.
They're just too strong.
You guys are fucking doing it.
So another thing that seems to be going on in the present day
is Alex is talking quite a bit about King Arthur.
I know I actually saw the Green Knight a couple of nights ago.
Wayne, it must be.
It must be because of that.
You think so has to be.
Yeah, I've not seen that.
I guess I saw a trailer for it, but I'd forgotten about it.
Yeah, but I was always a fan of Gawain.
Oh, man, it's great.
It's it's really good.
It's a great movie.
One of the nights that I always enjoy.
Maybe it's just because of the name was fun.
I don't actually remember anything about him.
He was like plants.
You know what?
He was kind of an Owen Schroger type.
He's trying to impress his dad a lot.
So he got in over his head and in trying to make up
for his mistakes, he loses his head.
Gala had a Gala had a pretty fun guy.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, who else you got Lancelot?
You got Lancelot or Merlin Merlin, of course.
Merlin's in there.
Who else do we have Merlin?
Are you talking about the aging starting out old
and then aging young Merlin?
Are you talking about the Merlin that ages?
Talking about the magician, the magician.
OK, fine.
Anyway, Alex very much believes that King Arthur is real.
And the reason we live under so much tyranny in Australia,
in New Zealand, in the United Kingdom, in Europe, in Canada,
and now to a great extent in the US
is because we've forgotten the Anglo-Saxon ethos
of the Knights of the Round Table and King Arthur,
who was a real person, though became legend.
What?
The son of Uther Pendragon.
Wait, what?
And the round table of the lords and the Magna Carta.
I'll say this as many times as needs be said.
King Arthur is a real person.
Not a real person.
No, he's a real person.
And saying that he's the son of Uther Pendragon.
Son of Uther.
That doesn't help, because there's no evidence
that Uther Pendragon's a real person either.
No, if he's the son of someone, he must have existed.
Obviously.
Obviously, dad.
Like how you realize that Luke is the son of Anakin.
Do you understand?
So Luke is a real person.
Right.
Anakin Pendragon.
Exactly.
Oh, boy.
OK.
Yeah, we're in deep here.
We've abandoned the, you know, even then,
nobody ever really did the round table.
No, it was generally very, very top-heavy in terms
of how they organized governments
during the feudal system.
So this is one of the harshest ad pivots
I've heard in a long time.
So it's so harsh, I have to warn you ahead of time.
OK.
So now five presidents have been murdered, all of them
black, by the way, in Africa and Haiti.
Some of them tortured to death, because they said,
we're not taking this experimental shot.
And you saw what happened to them.
So this is a big, big, big deal.
By the way, this is not a gimmick.
I said the sale had to end yesterday for X2,
the Deep Earth Crystal iodine, at 50% off,
because we're about to run out of it.
What the fuck was that?
That's nuts.
Wow.
So Alex is just kind of repeating this a little blurb
from a meme he saw.
But I guarantee that he couldn't even
name the countries in Africa that he's talking about.
Yeah, absolutely not.
One of the recent deaths of an African country's leader
is the prime minister of Cote d'Ivoire, Hamad Bakayoko.
He died of cancer and was an enthusiastic supporter
of the vaccination campaigns that were being held
by the World Health Organization.
Murdered by Satanists?
Ambrose Dallamini was the prime minister of Eswatini.
He died after testing positive for COVID.
OK.
Murdered by Satanists?
There's no evidence that he was fighting against vaccination
efforts or that his death was suspicious in any way.
Assassinated by Satanists?
Pierre Nukrunziza, the president of Burundi,
died after a heart attack.
Oh, OK.
Then there was John Magofuli, who
was the president of Tanzania.
He was pretty out there in terms of COVID stuff.
And he was the guy that he claimed
that he got a sample of a papaya tested
and it came back positive.
Hey.
He died of heart failure.
But there's no evidence of foul play at all.
And there's actually been heavy speculation
that he might have had COVID, which was a confounding factor
in his heart condition.
Sure.
Sure.
The reason that Alex can make these outrageous pivots
from talking about heads of state being tortured to death
and then discussing how his pills are on sale
is because he knows that nothing he's saying means anything.
These leaders weren't killed and Alex knows it.
It's only just the window dressing
that he needs to scare his audience into buying the pills.
Can you imagine how you would actually
respond if you believed that leaders of state
were being tortured to death because they refused
to accept vaccination campaigns that were bio weapon
attacks against the population?
Yeah.
Like you wouldn't be like, oh, yeah.
And also, hey, look, X3 is in stock.
I would plug our t-shirts, of course.
It's a comedy to believe that that's
how a human would behave.
It's nonsense.
My god.
That is so fun.
He can act with such abandon and not really care
about the fact that he's saying that these people were
tortured to death because he doesn't actually
believe that they were.
You don't have to have empathy for murdered heads of state
if they were not murdered and you don't know who they are.
Take the murder, like take the empathy for it out
of the equation.
Think about the panic that you would have.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What would that say about the world that we're in right now?
No one is safe.
Right.
No one is safe.
Yes.
No one is safe.
Biden might be murdered in a moment.
It does not matter.
It's just it's nonsense.
Anyway, Mike Lindell had a symposium, a cyber symposium.
Speaking of nonsense.
Yes.
Didn't go great.
I think it got back in.
There were some problems.
Oh, now the Trump's president again,
that he can pardon Owen.
Oh, yeah.
There were some problems with the symposium.
One of them was that his information was bad.
Yeah, DMs slid into his DMs, if you will.
Dennis Montgomery gave him some dirty dossier.
I had to bring a full circle.
So Alex is going to try to pretend
that this whole symposium was great.
It was full of evidence that everything
was cool and that Trump won.
But there was that poison pill put in.
And that was the little tiny bit of Dennis Montgomery.
It's not the big lie.
The big lie is that Trump didn't win.
Now, the problem is that so much of Mike Lindell's argument
rests on these fake packet captures
that were what Dennis Montgomery gave him.
Yeah, that's trouble.
So it's not that there's a tiny little thing
that people are focusing on.
It's that the underlying keystone of his argument
is from Dennis Montgomery and it's bullshit.
But he's still sponsoring Alex.
So Alex has to kind of be like, well, look,
there was some bad stuff.
But I still like Mike.
Mike's still good.
Yeah, if he weren't still sponsoring Alex,
we would see Alex doing the exact same Owen Schreuer thing.
Like this was a false flag attack against the rest of us.
I think you might just not talk about it.
And I love Lindell.
He's doing more than anybody exposing the fraud.
That's all this courage.
So we'll get his take on that where he's going from there.
Don't forget, Mike, you've sponsored of ours.
He's been a big supporter of ours.
We would be in the red right now.
It wasn't for Mike Lindell.
Right now we're in the black a little bit
thanks to you supporting what he's doing
and getting great progress at the same time.
So whether it's shoes and slippers
or whether it's crate towels or amazing sheets
there obviously is a whole lot of groundbreaking pillows.
Groundbreaking pillows.
Groundbreaking pillows.
Those would be heavy pillows.
Yeah.
I just, it's so boring.
It's so boring how like the reason the coverage is happening
is because of the sponsorship.
It's not that you would be covering Michael and Dell
so well and like as a hero.
And it just so happens to sponsor.
I don't believe that he talked much about Mike Lindell
before he became a sponsor.
No, no, not very much at all in fact.
It's interesting.
Yeah.
So I find this next clip to be a little bit confusing
and a bit homophobic.
Great.
Perhaps.
Cool.
But more than that confusing.
Okay.
And so I'm going to need you to help me on the other side
to suss this out.
All right, here we go.
They don't teach all the transgenderism and all this
because they really believe it.
They're doing it as a poison to sabotage the culture.
That's why Communist China bans all the George Soros stuff
in their country.
They want men and women together.
They put homosexuals in prison in China.
And I'm not defending that.
My point is, is that they say that's not allowed here.
We're strong.
They want to be like the 1950s United States
because they know that's a strong system.
What?
Not all the things we're taught here
are to implode us and destroy us
because multinational banks own our government
and they want to consolidate and implode the government
and take full control of it.
So is he for imprisoning gay people?
Yes.
He does seem to be saying that it creates a strong society
to outlaw homosexuality.
He's specifically saying that trans people are poison.
Yes.
It's certainly transphobic for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm saying that despite him saying,
I'm not suggesting that it's okay
that they put gay people in prison.
I'm just saying that they're trying to be like 1950s America
when we were the best country that's ever been.
Now I'm just saying it's not good, but it's a good thing.
Yeah, we're getting real close to Alex
citing with the Chinese about human rights abuses,
but not economics.
And then the Taliban have good social policies.
Yep, yep.
This is just, it's become a parody.
Yeah, it is very, I mean, it's just so much like looking
to the abyss and the abyss looks back.
All the people who are like, we need to go to war
and kill all the Islam and are now like,
hey, you got to give it up to the Taliban.
They know how to run an evil organization.
I'm just saying that their policy choices are fantastic.
I think there are some people on the right
who you could categorize that way.
But just for the sake of total clarity,
Alex was not a super harsh war monger.
Truth.
He's weirder than that.
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah.
So Alex takes some calls waiting for Mike Lindell
to show up because Mike is going to be on.
Yeah, because he's not busy anymore.
No.
And this caller has an interesting theory
about what's going to happen with Biden.
And Alex does his trademarked Ubat.
But hey, why call them?
I think it was Harrison just yesterday
or two days ago and said, what are your best predictions
for the end of the Biden administration?
And honestly, I see ending as a false flag assassination.
He has so much egg on his face with everything going on,
especially Afghanistan now.
And he's just on vacation.
I mean, what's stopping them from one day
as the news headlines are, oh, Biden was poisoned.
We hadn't even seen him in over a week.
No, I agree with you.
Things are so crazy.
So crazy.
What is stopping them, Dan?
Just nothing.
There's no there's no protections we have to the president.
And the Secret Service will be like,
we haven't seen him in a week.
Yeah, it's just been gone.
It's not our job.
I'm not my brother's keeper.
Yeah.
Again, Alex can just say that he agrees with this caller's
ridiculous theory because nothing means anything.
It's like, yeah, I agree with that.
That's probably what's going to happen.
There's going to be a false flag assassination.
Sounds right.
Sounds right.
That thing that we've predicted for every president
since we started probably going to happen.
And here's another thing that doesn't mean anything.
And again, even Drudge Report, great.
I hope Matt Drudge is back running Drudge Report.
Whatever's been going on over there.
It's been a little bit better lately.
Has a proper headline, a reality based headline.
Boosters in September, vaccines declining
effectiveness against infection.
Is it ever going to end?
So like this, I can't believe that Alex
expects the callers to go along with this kind of a roller
coaster shit.
It's like the last we heard from Alex about Drudge,
he was telling us that the website had been sold off
to the globalists because, you know, Drudge wasn't going
along with the election fraud stuff.
But now I guess there's a headline
that Alex likes on the Drudge Report.
So maybe he's back in charge running the website.
How would that even work?
He broke into the offices and he was like,
I got to get this one headline up.
Nothing Alex says means anything.
Drudge is a villain in a sellout on the days
that he's saying things Alex doesn't like
and he's a hero when he says things that Alex does like.
Bill Maher is the mouthpiece of the globalists
until he says something Alex likes
and then Alex has secret intel that Maher's
been a secret patriot all along.
Bill Maher is a crusading hero when he's helping
Trump obstruct investigations and aiding in shady pardons
and he's a turncoat villain when he won't
unilaterally overthrow the election results
to help keep Trump in power.
If you pay attention to how Alex interacts
with people in their positions, a trend starts to emerge
that I think is worth noting.
Alex has to live in a world of absolutes.
It's just utter black and white.
It's tempting to say that this is part of his worldview
because he believes that he's fighting the literal devil
on behalf of God and trying to find
a middle ground doesn't work there
but that's not what I think is going on.
I think Alex is just almost embarrassingly lazy
and he doesn't give a shit.
It's much harder to deal with people
as three dimensional beings that are able
to make decisions and hold complicated,
sometimes apparently contradictory positions
on different issues than it is just to make people heroes
or villains depending on what they did or said that day.
Right.
On another level, if you make people into sellouts
and villains when they fail your bizarre purity test,
it's kind of just a way that you don't have to end up
looking in the mirror and judging your own beliefs.
I would never do that.
Matt Drudge didn't decide not to support
the election conspiracies because he knows they're bullshit
and he doesn't need Michael Lindell's money.
He did it because he sold out to the globalists.
At least he did until he posed something
that someone who sold out to the globalists never would post
and then he must have wrestled back some kind of control.
Sure.
It's just, it's nonsense.
Yeah.
It doesn't, none of this means anything.
It's just a weird,
weird, lazy narrative fiction.
Yeah, it is a little bit like the embodiment of Twitter.
You know, like that idea of there's a main character
on Twitter every day and you can, it just,
it doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
And then the next day we, everybody moves on, right?
You know, it's, it's just that kind of like today's topics,
today's heroes and villains.
Like it's, he doesn't do a serialized show and like,
but life is serialized.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's, there's discontinuity all over the place.
Yeah. Which you can't do.
It's jarring and he expects the audience to sort of live
in that space as their conception of reality.
Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's awful.
Good.
So I think that Alex Jones is a liar.
I think he's a fraud.
I think he sucks.
True.
But I also think that he has some pretty dangerous
perspectives vis-a-vis religion.
Yeah.
And I think that his view of his,
his sort of Christian identity conception is a mess.
And I'm against it.
Well, he was famous.
You know, he, he did quote Jesus in Mark 21 54
when Jesus said, do with that wilt.
If you recall, that was a big one.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
So when people talk about Rogan,
one of the things, you know, like the idea of platforming him.
Yes.
Platforming Alex.
I think that there's one part of it that is like,
you're giving an uncritical interview to somebody who is
disseminating bad information.
You're not capable of pushing back on him in the way
that would expose that this is bullshit.
And by doing that, you are accidentally supporting
or intentionally supporting everything
that he is lying about.
Right.
Now there's a secondary danger and part of it
to the platforming that, that maybe is a little bit less
obvious.
And that is that you just have people who get indoctrinated
and exposed to Alex through it.
And this caller is one of them.
I just wanted to say thank you.
First time I heard you was on the Joe Rogan podcast.
And I think everyone apparently is waiting for someone
to tap into that void that God has for us.
And you definitely did that for me.
So I thank you for that.
Rogan's essentially helping out with cult recruitment.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And you know, I mean, another part of it
that I am unhappy with is that you
have to know that Alex is coming in to exploit you
before you even Rogan on your show.
Yeah.
If you're Rogan, you have to know
that he's coming in with an agenda that
has nothing to do with you and is pretty much insulting
directly to your face.
Yeah.
Like it's ostensibly your friend.
Like I can't believe that you don't have the self-respect
necessary to be like, hey, fuck you.
That's awful.
And if you were to present information
that was counter to the nonsense that Alex was trying
to pass off on your show, you would instantly not
be his friend anymore.
Exactly.
You might be a sneaky snake.
Yep.
Yep.
Alex might be out for blood again if you stand up for yourself.
You would have lost control of Drudge.
That's what would have happened.
Yes.
Yeah.
You would have sold out to the globalists.
Yeah.
That $100 million contract would be mighty suspicious.
Oh, yeah.
It'd be real tough to think you hadn't been bought.
Right.
So Mike Lindell shows up.
And his, look, his symposium was great.
Everything was awesome.
Sure.
Everything except for that one little tiny thing?
Yeah, there's a tiny thing.
There was a tiny thing.
It's a small thing.
And I am so excited about the guests
we've got with us for the next few segments,
MikeLindellofmypillow.com, a big American entrepreneur,
thousands of American employees,
making all these great products here in America
and sponsoring integrity and elections
and sponsoring nationalism and patriotism.
And so he had that big conference last week for three days.
Like Henry Ford.
I guess it was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
up in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
And I watched it and had all these scientists and engineers
showing the algorithm, showing the proof, showing all this.
And then the media focused on one issue
with one file he was given that turned out
was not an accurate file.
But that's how they do it.
But it is underlying information that was the problem.
The foundation for your house was built on a lake.
Yeah, but all the rest of the beams were great.
No, no, no, all the rest of the beams were great.
No, I understand, but they're underwater.
Yeah, but all the rest of the beams
were really well-constructed.
Sure, no.
And I can see that if I go underwater.
The plumbing was installed very well.
It was covered in so much water.
And you could still flush the toilet.
That's how good the plumbing was.
No, unfortunately, the foundation.
There's a bit of a problem.
Right.
So this is an interesting line Alex is trying to walk.
Unfortunately, Michael Lindell does not
want to play ball with this.
And I'd like to get into all the big discoveries
that were made and proven that got
overshadowed by the media distracting onto a few things
that weren't 100% basically manifest.
And I don't know what you're talking about as far as they
focused on a bad file.
There was no file focused on an icing.
But so what's going on here is that Alex is trying to save
what he can from the wreckage of this conference.
Right.
And Mike doesn't understand that it's time to abandon ship.
Alex knows the game and he recognizes
that it's time to pretend that the conference was actually
total proof of election fraud.
And it was so damaging to the globalists
that they had to focus on how the fake packet captures
that Mike said proved the election was stolen
came from a notorious fraud guy, Dennis Montgomery.
Right.
Mike doesn't get the game.
And he seems to be refusing to accept
that he was defrauded by Montgomery.
So this is a dicey start to this interview
because they're working across purposes.
Alex is trying to help him by attacking this hole.
And Mike doesn't realize that.
Hey, captain, boat's going down.
You want to get out of here?
We can just get on the boat.
That's just the two of us.
We can get on the lifeboats.
There's no women and children.
There's nothing obstructing us.
We can just get on the lifeboat and be fine.
We'll get you another boat, man.
It's going to be a short trip over to that other boat
right there.
It's right there.
You bought the other boat.
All of your supplies are on that other boat.
We've already moved them.
We've moved them.
You don't have to go down with the ship.
There's no reason to stay on this boat.
I think I'm going to stay on this boat.
This boat is very well constructed.
Yeah, so Mike's not giving up.
Yeah.
So I had my own team for five months,
spent millions of dollars.
This is people that white hat hackers
from all different walks of life.
I mean, they're not.
They didn't do each other.
Got to have diverse white hat hackers.
I got my information.
I got all these terabytes from four different sources,
by the way, including Dennis Montgomery.
Everybody keeps attacking this Dennis Montgomery.
I validated his stuff's valid.
Everybody, data is data.
Yeah, man.
Have I got an episode of podcast for you to listen to?
Alex won't say his name though.
Mike is saying Dennis Montgomery's name, but Alex still won't.
I do like that Mike just tossed it out there.
Shit.
Yeah, but he's still holding on to it.
It's valid.
It's good information.
Unreal.
All these hackers that he has working for him.
I wonder if one of them is a Nigerian prince.
Could be.
Could be.
Could be that he's spending millions of dollars
on just getting another phone call.
So the whole premise of Mike's cyber symposium
was that he was going to bring these technical minds together,
and they were going to see this evidence,
and it was going to be irrefutable on its face.
Nine zero Supreme Court judgment.
This evidence that he was going to present to them
was going to be so mind blowing.
Totally.
Now that that didn't work.
Sure.
Mike's got a different angle on it.
Oh, yeah?
And that is that I didn't show you all the information.
Why would I?
I got to keep some back in case they try and kill me.
It's not so much of that.
It's that he's paid millions of dollars,
and this has taken months for all these people to verify.
Right?
It took them months to verify it.
How could they possibly even dis verify it in a three day
symposium?
How's it even possible?
That's so funny.
Yeah.
When you see somebody who is really that delusional,
your mind boggles.
You know, you're like, can you survive this long like this?
It's impressive.
How are you a millionaire?
You're absolutely nuts.
Who ties that tie?
Who are you?
Are you controlled by a robot?
Remember, everybody, I have all the cyber data
from the 2020 election in my possession.
OK?
I'm not going to go give it.
This is just a good example.
I'm not going to give it to the, oh, go validate this.
It took me, I don't know, six to eight people
didn't know each other, validating data.
And validated, it took them three to four months.
And I said, so these guys, there's no sense.
I already know it's real.
I'm putting that over here for the Supreme Court
when we need to get, when we're going to get there.
You're not going to get there.
You're not going to get there.
Yeah, so that kind of is a betrayal
of the entire premise of his big event.
Yeah.
It was supposed to be like, I'm going
to show all this evidence that's going to be irrefutable.
Instead, he's like, I'm not going to show you the evidence
because I already know that it's real.
And there's no way that you would
be able to even verify it in the amount of time that we have
because six to eight people took four months to do it.
Yeah, it does seem like what he said was, OK,
I said I was going to show you the smoking gun.
And I did.
Now, unfortunately, it wasn't the gun that fired.
No.
So I've kept that one.
Right.
This was like a model of the smoking gun.
You know, it was like a reproduction.
Like, have you ever seen a lifetime special, sir?
That's a smallmouth bass.
OK, now I understand.
But have you seen it sing?
Hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey.
All right.
I know.
Got to say, if there was a straight up Looney Tunes
frog on the Supreme Court Justice's desk,
doing a little soft shoe.
I'd be good stuff.
So in this next clip, Mike Lindell
talks about how he's on a crusade to keep the media honest.
Sure.
And part of that apparently involves doxing reporters.
I put out a report.
And you know, I'm calling out all bad media.
I'm calling out bad media.
I even gave this guy that put out the report
with this associate press to the Washington Post.
I gave his phone number out, Alex,
because I'm not going to take these guys doing
this bad journalist anymore.
But one of the things that happened
is true news, I went out there and went after truenews.com.
Now, I find out they're a great ministry.
And I called up Rick Wiles.
And here we both find out we prayed together this morning.
We were both set up.
Oh, they were both set up.
Oh, my god.
Yep.
They just really don't read the Bible.
They just don't.
They just don't.
Rick Wiles in true news, of course,
the guy who famously said that the impeachment of Trump
was a jukku.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
It's good to pray together.
Also, I think that Mike just confessed to a crime.
Yeah.
He did say he just released a journalist's phone number.
Yeah.
And specifically as kind of like retaliation.
Retaliation.
Yeah.
What's his phone number?
I mean, according to his own internal sense of morality,
I think he was lying so I can release his phone
number to the world.
And that's fine.
I mean, I don't subscribe to that morality.
I don't either.
I'm just saying that according to him,
there is nothing he can even say to me that it's a bad move.
It would be a tough argument.
Yeah.
So Mike has a little bit of a plea
that he needs to make as Alex is going out to break.
Guilty.
Yo, if you go to crime.frankspeech.com, everybody,
crime.frankspeech.com, and you're out there
and you've been threatened or you had evidence back
in November, December of these machines or whatever
of this cyber attack.
Go there, fill out the form.
We will get told you, my direct team,
I will get your attorney.
I will cover you.
I will cover you.
I will just like I got Tina.
Wow, Mike, you're not fighting hard.
No, he's not.
I want to file a lawsuit that makes him pay for it.
We should all file it.
Let's beg for it.
I don't think that anybody should, but I don't think it's
it's impossible that that is not going to be like super
abused. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no, like people just putting fake email addresses
and like it's just a moth to flames.
Yeah, crime.frankspeech.com, I believe.
I think that this doesn't sound like the actions of somebody
who has no absolute evidence of election fraud already.
Right.
I don't know why you need to add.
Why would you gild the lily by trying to solicit whistleblowers?
I mean, I think that's what you would do if all your evidence
was shit and you needed to start from the ground up again.
It kind of is the smell that I'm getting from this.
Yeah, not many prosecutions have like, OK, so we've presented
our case to the judge and the judges declared him guilty.
Now we need to get a lot of ideas about how to get him
to declare this guy guilty.
Right. That doesn't work.
All right, we got the guilty charge.
We got this.
Now let's come at this from another angle.
Have we thought about super guilty?
Have we thought about super duper guilty?
So we go to the 19th.
Yes, this day was Friday.
Uh-huh. This day was disappointing.
Alex seems rough.
Oh, no. Two pack of cigarettes.
Rough. Oh, no.
He seems a mess.
And people see these clips and they say, well.
They must be misspeaking.
No, I wouldn't actually read the UK government studies
that the doctor's name was on.
He's going to pop my head in a minute.
He's the one in the white lab code in a lab.
Some of you asked, but he heads up the British operation.
Then he starts with a B.
Point is, it doesn't matter.
You've all seen it.
You've all heard it.
Dr. Bauer, yes.
You've seen us all lay it out.
It's in the damn literature.
You don't just think when.
I was sent that clip and asked what I thought about it
by a very well-known talk show host,
which is shows of people who are researches,
reason I'm name-dropping.
It's Tucker Carlson's and Joe Rogan.
Maybe both of them sent me the clip the same day.
The point is, is that people are asking,
what is this? What do you think?
So I said, well, let me go look at who this guy is.
I go, oh my God, he's the head scientist,
the main bio weapons lab in the world in the UK.
The undisputed most powerful evil lab in the world.
Undisputed.
Yeah, let's put that doc back on screen if we can.
And he says it takes your immune system down
six times what it was almost nothing.
It turns your white blood cells off.
No, that's not the doctor.
Guys, that's the doctor exposing the white blood cell
counts lowering.
All right, let's go to rebroadcast.
No big deal.
It's not the Cruz fault.
I've reached a level of being upset now
where I just have too much knowledge, too much information.
It's, this is a mess.
That's bad.
Yeah.
That's embarrassing.
And Dr. Bauer is the right doctor.
Yeah.
That Alex was thinking of this guy
from the Francis Crick Institute.
Alex has no idea what narratives are which.
He seems flayly a little bit.
I would just go to rebroadcast.
He does.
Actually, he doesn't go to rebroadcast.
He takes a little breaky.
Ooh.
I'm just going to take a little breaky now.
A little breaky for me.
And then we're going to come back
and I'm going to start the show over.
I'm going to start the show over at that point
and I'm going to have all the information for you
and it's going to be beautiful.
It's going to be beautiful, man.
This is like 13 minutes into the show, too.
Like he's going to just start it over
after a quarter of an hour.
I love how many people call in and they're like,
Alex, you're the leader we need.
You're a leader.
You're the one who's doing everything.
You woke me up.
Like the idea of going over the hill with him.
Alex being like, charge, man.
You know what?
No, no, no.
You guys didn't charge the right way.
Fuck it.
I don't even want to do this war anymore.
I'm taking a little breaky.
I'm taking a little breaky.
All right.
I know they started shelling us,
but I'm taking a little breaky.
I'm taking a little breaky for me.
Sounds like like a baby that's still drunk
from the night before with a lampshade on his head.
Got to take a little break.
Hey, guys, got to take a little break.
I got to get some fluids.
I'm hurting.
Take a little breaky breaky.
Yeah.
The rest of the episode does end up
getting a little bit morose.
It's a little bit of a bummer.
Bad days.
The facts are in.
It's overwhelming.
It's mind blowing that they actually did this.
And now the numbers of death and disease
is just exploding.
They have hit us so hard.
By this winter, you'll probably be needing to stay home
and not go out.
There'll be that much death.
And then they'll say, see, we told you
where they're the ones that are behind it all.
They killed us.
They killed us.
We stood up to them.
We said, we don't want your world government.
We don't want to teach five-year-olds
how to have sexual pedophiles.
They said, screw you, bio-weapon.
Pew.
You go take the vaccine.
You become the bio-weapon factory.
The people are fighting back.
Here's Matt Baker out in San Diego.
So Alex is really into this guy, Matt Baker, out in San Diego.
He was that guy with the dreadlocks
who was screaming at a city council.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that one.
Yeah.
Alex is really into this dude.
No possible way.
Alex could just be like, well, we fucked up
with this anti-mask thing.
That was a bad move on our part.
That was a real bad move.
We fucked up.
We just blew it.
We just blew it.
We were, well, you know, we got it right at the beginning.
And then we tried to own the libs into our own deaths.
So that was a bad move on our part.
Could have made some different decisions.
Could have made some different decisions.
Some other points, but now the globalists have killed us all.
Now let's watch a guy yell at a city council meeting.
I would very much like everyone to know
that we take no responsibility for our own actions whatsoever.
Nope.
Nothing we have ever done is bad.
Now, this next clip is a really great encapsulation
of Alex Jones's journalistic style.
OK.
So he's going to play a video of someone crying
and saying that their child had died after getting the vaccine.
Sure.
However.
Now, here's an unattributed video
that looks very, very real to me.
And I've seen countless real news articles of 12-year-olds,
15-year-olds, 18-year-olds taking the Pfizer shot
or the Moderna shot and having a giant heart attack.
I can't verify this video that I'm about to play for you
that is incredibly emotionally charged.
I can't verify that this is real.
I don't know.
It seems to be saying the thing that I want to say.
So it feels real to me.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
Here's a clip of the president of the United States
pushing a terrorist out of his airplane.
Here we go.
And it's Harrison Ford.
OK.
It feels real.
It feels real.
I've seen a lot of real clips of presidents.
That seems like how a president would respond to a terrorist
being in an airplane.
Yeah.
What else are you going to say?
Get on my plane?
No.
Absolutely not.
No.
Yikes.
I think you just need to do better than that.
I don't think that when you have a large platform like this,
that copping to the fact that you have no idea if the thing
you're playing is real, I think you just shouldn't play it then.
I can't tell you how many times I've heard of a journalist
who has spent weeks, days, just non-stop time trying
to run down a source, trying to run down and verify a fact
because it's so good.
It's so good that it needs to be in there
and people need to know.
And in order to run it, you have to be
able to confirm its veracity.
And then they couldn't.
And so they didn't run it.
They didn't.
If you can't confirm it, you can just not play.
You're not.
You shouldn't.
You can't.
You shouldn't.
You can't.
But Alex doesn't care.
Nope.
He's all about just whatever gives a shit.
All these African presidents were tortured to death.
They were tortured to death.
Now, also, I have pills on sale.
So Alex has been expecting a false flag, as we know.
As we know.
And so there was that guy with the car and the truck
and they said he had a bomb.
Right.
False flag.
Right.
Yep.
So I've been expecting them to trigger something.
So they'd been saying online that by the 15th to the 20th
that Trump would be reinstated.
How'd they end?
Sure enough, now, let me put the photo on screen please.
A man in a big black truck pulls up
onto the edge of the Capitol sidewalk
and then just starts yelling and screaming and expecting
that he's there for the insurrection.
Just like we get a million people out there on January 6th
who have a peaceful event at the eclipse.
Ellipse.
And then hundreds of thousands of us
march to Capitol peacefully.
All Trump events have always been peaceful.
A few hundreds start fighting with cops.
They open the gates, 600 go in, and then we're all terrorists.
We're all criminals after that.
All because a few hundred people believed
they were under Q command.
And they were under Q command, the Democratic Party,
the deep state, the globalist.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
And so now there is a man in a standoff
on the Capitol grounds.
We've watched the video.
I'm not going to air it all.
You can post the full thing at dimfoldwars.com.
Standoffs ongoing.
I hope he doesn't get shot.
And the Capitol police say that he's basically
threatening them, but now he's saying he's not.
And we're just going to watch this as it unfolds.
Here's some of the headlines.
Capitol on lockdown, police negotiating with man
in pickup truck claiming to have explosive device.
And he's like, look, I'm just here
to meet the people for the overthrow.
I mean, you know, because he got sucked in
by the Q-tard stuff.
Man threatening Capitol bomb is throwing dollar bills
and communicating with police using a whiteboard.
Well, let's actually hear what he has to say.
This is the derangement of the Q brainwashing.
Here it is.
Well.
Fucking people think it's a joke, but they cleared the block.
I didn't call 911 three times.
I need to get Joe Biden on here, because this baby,
it's awful.
I'm not hurting nobody, Joe.
I'm not pulling the trigger on this thing.
I can't.
There's no way for me to blow us up.
Only you can by shooting a bullet through my window.
I'm not entirely positive what journalistic value
there is to Alex playing long stretches
of this guy's video.
I guess to normalize it.
I think that there was a hope that Alex had that,
like maybe playing it would somehow differentiate
this guy from what Alex believes, but he doesn't.
No.
Sounds very much because they believe the same shit.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't.
This is not a good false flag for Alex.
I don't think, obviously it didn't end up in an explosion.
Right.
Which was good.
Sure.
Yeah.
Absolutely better than the alternative.
Yeah.
And so I don't think that it has the legs that Alex needs
for the false flag that he wanted to profit off of.
Nope.
There's no.
The real spectacle to this, it was, you know,
guy got arrested.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tossed out some bomb threats.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And so it's kind of, Alex's heart's not even really
in it that much.
Wow.
This isn't that good of a false flag.
No.
And he needs to take a nap.
He needs to take a longer breakie.
And so we're going to take a breakie and go to the 20th
because I am intolerant of him in that state.
So the 20th is Friday.
And this is the day that we talked about Owen Troyer's show
already where he's announcing that he's been charged.
Look, guys, I didn't do my community service.
I fucked up.
This is all my fault personally.
I made all of these choices and then I am now paying for it.
You know, if somebody near me could explain cause and effect
well enough, perhaps I would have realized that my
Oh, man.
Perhaps I would have realized that my causes would then
have effects.
Owen should have been listening to Alex's show all along.
Causality is his main focus.
And Owen could learn a little bit about object permanence,
too.
Totally.
Like whenever this deferred prosecution agreement
isn't in front of you, it still exists.
Still there.
Yep.
So anyway, Alex is in a bad mood on the 20th.
Of course.
Well, this is it.
The end of America, the fall of the Republic
and the birth of the new second dark age
under the cyclotronic control of the technocracy.
And the good part is all the leftist and all the scum
are going to be judged.
They'll be the first to die.
Oh, great.
The first to be incinerated.
Cool.
But everybody that didn't like America,
didn't like freedom and didn't like Jesus.
That's you.
Didn't like free market and didn't like self-defense.
You're about to get front row seats to your own destruction.
This is the very twilight, the final minutes,
soon to be the final seconds, and the death of the Republic
and the takeover of the planet by the globalists, the EU
and the chai comms.
And Hollywood and its satanic minions
are going to take their time with us, slowly breaking
the country down and slicing into little chunks.
And we are going to go into bondage
just like those little babies who never
got to suckle at their mother's breasts,
never got to learn their first word,
never got to learn about puppy dogs and kittens or goldfish.
They just got their brains sucked out.
On the operating table at nine months old, they were lucky.
They weren't lucky.
They got taken, delivered live to a university facility
where the medical staff did unbelievable things to them.
They weren't just ordering live fetuses
for live vivisection.
They weren't just cutting their hearts and livers out.
You know they were doing more, don't you?
What?
While national Canadian television,
suddenly they just cut in with a satanic ritual on live TV.
It's all about letting you know that it's game time.
Game time, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, that really upset me.
Yeah.
What other things is he talking?
I guess maybe satanic rituals, I guess is probably what
the doctors are doing satanic rituals or something.
I guess.
Yeah, so anyway, in Australia, there
was a newscast that Araday, the piece of a satanic ritual
accidentally, but it was just like the satanic ritual
is people in robes just sitting on a stage going like, ah.
It's not like.
So scary.
It's not like the satanic ritual that they aired
was like a ritual sacrifice or something.
Right.
And I would guess that what happened
is either a prank by somebody who worked at the station
or it's entirely possible to that someone
was working on a story about the satanic temple.
They had a clip in there.
Right, because the satanic temple in question
has been making a lot of noise about them not
being allowed to teach satanism in schools, which of course
is basically just trying to confront the idea
that you are allowed to teach other religious stuff in schools.
Right.
And so I could see somebody at that station working on a story.
This is some B-roll from that.
It accidentally got into a different story,
because it's like basically local news.
It could happen.
I could see it.
I could see it happening quite easily.
Totally.
There's an accident aspect of this.
It's certainly not proof that they're
trying to normalize and throw demonic rituals in your face.
You know, it is kind of funny to me
that in order for these types of quote unquote Christians
to maintain their belief in God, they also
have to give satan worshipers a powerful religion.
You know what I'm saying?
Both in order for them to justify themselves,
they have to be afraid of something
that is just a bunch of people going, ugh.
You've created a fear out of nothing.
And a lot of the people who are doing these things like,
I want to teach satanism in school,
are doing it not in order to teach satanism in school,
but doing it in order to make it so you can't
teach your religious beliefs to people in schools.
It's like, your belief system, you're
looking at satan and satan's like,
you're a giant hypocrite, you idiot.
And you're like, no, you're evil.
Right.
It's, I just, I grow weary of it.
I think that probably there's a lot of instances of this,
like local news, things that just have the wrong b-roll.
But a lot of them are probably so boring
that you never hear about it.
Yeah, it's a child riding a tricycle.
And you're like, oh, that probably was part of the story.
Oh no, I was doing a story about the police,
and there's a b-roll of a kid riding a tricycle.
That's never going to, you're never going to hear about that.
No, no, that's not going to go on YouTube.
But the satanic temple.
Yeah, that one's going to have a,
that one's going to draw some headlines.
Right, because dum-dums like Alex.
Because of dum-dums like Alex, yes.
So the Taliban, they have made some moves in Afghanistan.
Alex isn't, you know, he's not talking about this too, too much.
Right, just to compliment them.
Look, hey, you know who did this?
You know, he's only complimented the Taliban.
Yep, you know who did it though?
Who?
It wasn't the Taliban alone.
Was it?
They had help.
Satan?
No.
Obama?
Sure.
And somebody else?
Sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, they 100% told the Taliban
to take over that way.
They 100% set Joe Biden up.
As much as I hate his guts, this is Obama
and this is Kamala Harris.
And this is their plan.
Doesn't mean Biden doesn't get in trouble.
Doesn't mean he's not terrible.
My point is we need to put the blame on the bureaucracy
that put him in and the media that said he could be a president
and that helped him steal the election.
What do Obama and Kamala Harris have in common?
I was thinking that they are both foreign policy experts.
Not white.
Oh, there is that.
The two not white people who have been at the top of the
executive branch.
But at least he also shared blame with the white person.
But he's a pansy.
He's not evil like Obama and Kamala Harris.
I mean, that's amazing.
That is just an amazing amount of unexamined racism.
Wow.
Even your number one villain, you're like,
well, he's a white man.
Let's not go crazy, okay?
Sure he worship Satan, but this one,
this is not a white man's fault.
He's a doddering fool.
He's being used by the non-whites.
Yes.
Yep, yep, unreal.
What a massive piece of shit.
Yep, sucks.
So Alex has gotten the headline that he wants to cover.
And this has to do with the FBI putting out a statement
that are not a statement,
but some sources with the law enforcement and the FBI saying
that Roger Stone and Alex Jones
didn't have some elaborate plan on the sixth.
Right, right, right.
So Alex, during the break,
figured out exactly how he wanted to cover this.
Okay.
And then he forgot.
Okay.
You know, it's hard to tell a willing Nelson story
and then get into something like this
because this is really, really a big deal.
And I don't want to say things about this that are wrong.
And a lot of times when I get ready to say something on air,
during the break, I had it all crystallized
and I had the perfect explanation
to put the English spin on it.
I don't mean spin like in politics,
but spin like in pool.
Billiards.
Billiards to take so many different pieces of information.
Give three more examples.
Put it together so that it's really clear
and people get the nuance of it.
Does that make sense?
And then I take a phone call
and forget what I was going to say.
And then I say, hey, I'll cover it next segment.
What I am.
What do I do now?
Yeah.
I like the, I like these like,
hey, I figured out like this really concise,
perfect, nuanced way to say this thing.
And then I forgot.
And then I'm going to, you know,
I'll talk about it next segment.
I'll get to it.
Yeah.
I'll get to it.
I had this really important thing
that I made sure that I understood clearly
and could communicate effectively.
But then I took a phone call
and because I have the memory
of what people think a goldfish has,
I completely forgot what I was trying to say.
That being said, right after that clip,
Alex has what I would call one
of the more poetic descriptions
of what it's like to forget something.
So, so the one thing that he is an expert at.
I mean, this is okay.
It's pretty good.
All right.
And then I take a phone call
and forget what I was going to say.
And then I say, hey, I'll cover it next segment.
Which is what I'm going to do now.
But just as soon as I try
to grasp that fire again,
it flickers away from me and disappears.
But I tell you, I'm really surprised at the establishment.
I mean, it's one thing to plan this new world order.
It's one thing to plan the end of America.
It's one thing to plan a bio weapon release.
It's one thing to plan injecting people
with a program that's going to grow prions in them
until they die and then suppress treatments.
It's a whole nother inch a lot of baby to do it.
So I'll give it to Schwab
and I'll give it to Gates and I'll give it to Fauci, man.
What are we doing?
Some bad motherfuckers.
You guys are some bad, bad hombres.
Hitler ain't got nothing on you.
Oh my God.
You vampire, bad creature.
But you know what?
If we take what Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates dish out
and Fauci pisses on us with and we deserve what we get.
So that's what happens when you sort of forget
what you were going to talk about.
You end up giving it up to Fauci and Klaus Schwab.
Listen, you guys, you're evil.
Top notch.
You're so bad.
That's some real good evil.
Motherfuckers.
Oh, like Sephiroth in Final Fantasy, man.
You are good evil.
So we've got the Somali pirates, the Taliban
and the globalists now that you have to give it up to.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
It seems like the only person you don't have
to give it up to is Alex.
You don't.
He is a bad motherfucker though.
So Alex finally gets back to his train of thought.
The flickering flame that he was trying to grasp.
Yes, yes.
Like Prometheus getting his throat pecked out
every morning.
Grabbing.
It ludes him.
He finally gets a hold of it.
This is nuts.
Okay.
Alex has found out that the FBI made this statement
that like Roger Stone, again, I keep saying it's a statement.
It's not.
There's just an article in Reuters
that have some sources in law enforcement
that say that there's scant evidence
that there was overarching planning
behind the January 6th attack, which is not news.
No, I mean, if you go by Occam's razor,
all of their other plans have been poorly put together,
almost non-existent and have been ineffective
and kind of ridiculous.
And leaderless resistance is the model
by which the right wing and the extreme right
organizes and has for decades.
And so there would never be elaborate organization.
It just, it would not work.
No, it's not the mafia.
Yeah, that's not how the folks in that community
organize themselves.
But Alex takes this information
in a way that I could not have possibly imagined.
It's wild.
And you know, it's not because I'm at the center
of this news and I'm gonna cover it.
In fact, it's because I am at the center of this news
that I would have led with this story today.
I woke up at 5 a.m.
Like waiting for another punch in the stomach.
I put my name in Google News
to prepare to see the new lie, the new attack.
It's 99% of the time it's some horrible, vicious thing.
Okay, we already got to stop.
So Alex wakes up at five in the morning
and Googles himself.
Yeah, I'm starting to think his eight hours
of research is just putting his name in Google News
and then hitting refresh, refresh, refresh.
I sat there on the toilet at 5.30 a.m.
And hit the button.
You should get your problems.
Waiting for the punch in the stomach.
And there was the FBI exonerates Alex Jones
and Roger Stone for January 6th.
And so ever since 5.30 a.m.
I've been thinking about what does that mean?
And I think I know what that means.
And it's actually a positive thing, not for me.
I mean, let me explain something.
I've shined my life over a long time ago.
I'm in a deal with God.
Traditionally, you make a deal with the other guy.
Forgot to save me if I did the right thing.
So the globalists can't threaten me.
They can't threaten my family.
They can't do anything to get me to sell out.
Because I already have a deal.
So I'm not worried about myself.
But I really wanted to think and know what this meant.
So I call a lot of people I respect.
And they had different ideas and different views on it.
But I know what it is.
And it's something smart.
It's the FBI being smart, whatever's left of it.
And I think even in the establishment
that it's not anti-America and the small vestigial group
that's left, they're not anti-America.
There's got to be a question of like,
is the New World Order really a suicide pack?
I mean, is screwing America over and your power
and taking over really, really going to be good
if you're destroyed in the process?
The answer is no.
So that's why they're not.
This is about now.
I'll talk about it over the next segment
because it is an important big story.
So he's teasing this and he's going to talk
a little bit more about it.
But the essential thing is that he's
interpreting this headline as being the FBI
deciding they don't want to go along
with the globalist's death cult anymore.
Of course.
This is a sign that the FBI,
there's parts of it that are cool.
Because, and I think here's part of the reason
I think he went that direction is because
it preserves him being smart enough
to have a plan with Roger Stone.
Whereas, because if that's the case,
then he's still the leader of the resistance
and the tip of the spear and all this stuff.
And the FBI is helping cover for him
because they're no longer going along with the globalists.
I think that the reason that he's doing this
is because his name is in the story and it's fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Although this is another-
It's self aggrandizing.
This is another drop in the bucket of my belief
that he is actually himself a Satanist.
We keep going back and back.
All the noises that he says Satanists make,
here's the one that make them.
The deals.
All the deals, you can't make a deal with God.
That's the point.
Yeah, God didn't go down to Georgia.
Yeah, you can't sell your soul to God.
He owns it already.
Yeah.
So the essential thing here is that Alex thinks
that this FBI announcement and this headline
is in stark contradiction
to the Department of Homeland Security's strategic document.
Sure.
One of the smartest minds out there, people I respect,
what do they think about the big announcement
that reverses the national security policy
of the president, the puppet?
National security strategy for counter- and domestic terrorism
says Islamic threat doesn't even exist.
No, it doesn't.
But five million Islamic refugees from Afghanistan
coming to Europe and the U.S. right now.
And people hanging off airplane wheels.
No, they say opposition to COVID measures,
questioning the election, that's the main terror threat.
So then the FBI comes out, the big article to Reuters
and reverses that and says,
we're giving a final report to Congress.
They've already seen it, it'll be public soon.
Then the Democrats agree with it
that there's scant evidence.
Not zero, what is, definition of scant means,
like a shadow of evidence?
That anybody planned an attack on the capital,
that it was premeditated.
Even if everything Alex was saying about
all of the underlying documents
and underlying sources was accurate,
it still wouldn't be accurate to say
that what the FBI's announcement
or this Reuters article reversed
or contradicted the DHS's strategic document.
Alex only cares about this because like I said,
the fact that his name is used in the article.
An unnamed former law enforcement official said,
quote, 90 to 95% of these are one-off cases.
Then you have 5% maybe of these militia groups
that were more closely organized.
But there was no grand scheme with Roger Stone
and Alex Jones and all these people
to storm the capital and take hostages.
Sure, there wasn't a grand unified plan
but 5% of the cases here,
that's not no one planning.
No, that was quite a few people.
The article even points out that approximately 570 people
have been charged total
and 40 of them have been charged with conspiracy.
That's about 7% of the arrested who prosecutors feel have,
they have enough evidence to charge with conspiracy
and that sounds about right.
I'm not sure this story is a bombshell in any way.
The actual information that's in the story
are about what people have been saying.
News, people acting rationally.
Mm-hmm, yep.
That's it.
So Alex is shocked by how accurate the FBI sources are.
And of course, when he says that,
he then has to embellish everything that they say.
Of course.
And I can't believe how accurate these FBI statements are.
I mean, I'm reading this, it's like very nuanced,
it's extremely true.
Because it's like, yeah, there was about 5%
that were provocateur militia groups,
we're not sure who's commanding them.
It's how they said provocateur.
Looks like they just did it kind of on their own
and that they did think they were going
into the Capitol to take over,
but then they had no plan once they got there.
That's exactly what we've researched, that's true.
Alex is just writing that story for himself.
Yep.
So this is bigger though.
This story is bigger.
This Reuters story, it's bigger
than the FBI just covering their own ass.
Right.
Because that's what some people think.
Right.
Some people think that the FBI is covering their ass
because they don't want investigations
into these militia groups because if they do,
they'll find out that they're all run by the feds.
Right, right.
And they want to limit that.
Sure.
But it's not just that, according to Alex.
Okay.
I think it's bigger than just
the FBI not wanting an investigation
into the provocateur groups.
No, it's about this.
It's about the national strategy
for countering domestic terrorism,
listing gun owners and veterans
and people that question elections
or lockdowns as terrorists.
What's interesting there is that Alex
is combining his Mayak report and strategic document,
the current present day one,
the gun owners and veterans.
Right.
That's a holdover from 2009.
Right.
It's interesting the way his brain works
in as much as it's not interesting at all.
No.
And saying they're gonna have a war,
if the FBI had any self-preservation,
any common sense,
the FBI would not be led
into a war with the American remnant.
I mean, you think we couldn't win a war
against the Vietnamese or the Afghans?
Can you imagine the left isn't gonna fight this war?
They want FBI agents.
They want federal marshals.
They want ATF.
They want bureaucrats.
Dude, bureaucrats want soldiers,
men to go out and fight other men for their domination.
And the simple thought is,
if you're not under mind control,
is I don't wanna fight with the FBI or the US military.
That wouldn't help America anyways.
And I'm an American, I'd rather reach out and wake them up.
And they're like, hmm, we see criminals running down America,
selling us up to China.
And now the left one says to go start a war
with gun owners and veterans and declare them this,
maybe we should start saying no.
And that is what this is.
So yeah, this is the way Alex is interpreting this
trivial news story.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a sign that the FBI doesn't want to fight
on behalf of the left against gun owners
and veterans and patriots.
Sure, sure.
Wow.
You know, the reason that the FBI and the bureaucrats
and the like should handle this
is because this is not a war.
No.
You are just, you guys aren't ideologically aligned
to save the country.
You're just a bunch of idiot criminals.
Just like everybody thought you were.
Idiot potential criminals.
Yeah, that's fair.
Well, the ones who've already committed crimes, criminals.
The ones who are idiots, they're on their way.
They're on the street.
Anyway, yeah.
Alex skits off this topic after very bizarrely
interpreting this.
Yeah.
Because he has a guest.
Okay.
Now this guest, someone who's very exciting.
Somebody else's lawyer?
This is a get.
No, this is a get.
Okay, this is a real get.
Okay.
You know this guy.
All right.
From going viral for yelling at a San Diego.
Hey, there we go.
He's back at it.
Back at it like a crack addict.
Alex finally got a hold of the guy who yelled
at the San Diego board.
Great.
And went viral.
Matthew Baker, I believe his name.
And uh-oh, turns out he's been on Owen Troyer's show
multiple times.
Well, everybody said, my God, this guy sounds
like Alex Jones 2.0.
And turned out, I didn't even know he's been
on the war room twice.
I knew he looked familiar.
He's on the bottom of the hour and 30 minutes math maker.
Yeah, of course.
He's somebody who's on Owen's show multiple times.
It's like an aspiring right wing shitt grifter.
Anyway, he's just somebody who Alex kind of,
like he's a big fan of Alex's.
So he's just repeating the things that Alex taught him
to pair it at this board meeting.
The video goes viral and then Alex interviews him
about what was it like to yell the things I taught you
more or less.
It's a stupid or a boros interview.
So good to have you here with us, Matt.
Well, it's fantastic to be on the show, Alex.
And you know, I am a massive fan.
And what people don't realize is I might not always
be screaming and yelling.
But when I do, it's for freedom.
Well, let me say, I'm a massive fan of you, brother.
So we're all team, team humanity.
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
We're not submitting to Fauci.
We're not submitting to Klaus Schwab.
We've only begun to fight.
This is very much cringy.
This is why you guys aren't going to fight a war.
Because what you've got right there is just.
Ah!
Oh, man.
Yep.
You ever have to meet, you ever have to introduce yourself
to somebody for like the third or fourth time?
Yeah.
Yeah, you've had that.
Yep.
I've had a friendship before that started.
I swear to God, because both of us thought we were doing that
at the same time.
Both of us had, I don't think we had ever met before,
but because we were comics and because we had kind of generally
seen each other around before, we just kind of started talking.
And both of us were so confused and weren't sure if we had
already met the other person that we just became friends
for a couple of years.
Like it wasn't even, like we just, and the friendship was
entirely based around not wanting to be like,
hey, how you doing?
I'm Jordan.
And then have them be like, yeah, we met the last time.
You know, like that was the only thing that started our
friendship, just assuming that we had already met before.
Similarly, one time I became friends with a comic because
we just went up to each other and went,
that did sound about right.
Then we started a podcast about Alex Jones together.
That's not as far away as Bifle might think.
So I just have this clip of this guy who basically just
indoctrinated by Alex Jones and then now is a drone.
And Alex Jones drone that's gone out.
You go to these meetings.
You'll meet real patriots, not just right wingers.
You'll meet guys with dreads.
You'll meet black people, Asian people, plenty of girls too.
No one's always talking about, you know, I have a saying
it's called ball coin.
It's like Bitcoin.
There's a supply and demand in this.
No, I mean, I'm famous before that.
Exactly.
I can't, I'm married.
I can't go to Patriot events.
Women rip your clothes off.
And people don't even know this.
And it's black women, white women,
and they want freedom.
They just want somebody to stand up for them.
They're like, why are we living in a world full of cucks?
This is, this is great.
Wild.
Yeah.
Wild.
Ball coin.
Head to a Patriot rally and get your dick sucked.
Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
If you want to fight for freedom,
you're going to get that dick sucked.
This is just like PCU.
Yeah.
Tonight at the pit, everyone gets laid.
Everyone gets laid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, anyway, I don't care about this guy.
He is just basically like, oh, you are being interviewed
about how you believe info wars stuff on info wars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
It's like when he interviewed Rex or some shit like that.
It's like, yeah, of course you believe the same shit.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a, it's a pointless exercise.
Yeah.
But he has another guest.
It's a guy named Dr. Vladimir Zelensky.
OK.
He's a guy who's big into hydroxychloroquine and what
have you.
Sure.
I'm not going to play any clips of him because I don't really
care.
And he also talks about how, you know,
there's a war, a spiritual battle, like, I don't know.
I think that takes away some of your scientific credibility
if you're talking about how the devil is upon us.
Yeah.
What's, what's he a doctor in?
I'm not sure.
See, there's a problem.
But we have to end this episode on a high note.
Of course.
Is it when Owen gets arrested?
No.
We don't know.
I don't know what's happened with Owen as of the time
that he's recording.
That's fair.
But there's only one high note that I can think of that
will satisfy us.
And Mike, down for this.
OK.
You can feel it.
Yes, you can.
I'm tasting it.
Oh, I can taste it.
You can see it.
I've certainly seen it.
You can taste it.
I have faced it.
You can hear it.
Oh, Lord, I can.
You can hear it.
Oh, we're very near now.
You want to make it.
Oh, because you can take it.
Because the whole galaxy is just a city.
We're going to get off this planet together.
It's God's plan.
You belong in the city.
You belong.
And those that are trying to block the development of our
species are already destined to fail.
They already signed on to the wrong spirit.
They already signed on to the wrong energy.
They know they're cut off.
And that's why they're so angry.
When you think about it, the galaxy is just a city.
Alex never would have said that if the song wasn't you
belong to this.
Of course.
I love it.
Oh, my God.
God damn it.
That's good.
It's true.
And you know what?
The only thing that unites all humans, all humans,
regardless of race, creed, background, ideology, religion,
when fried dope sex.
That's what you need.
You just need a good sex solo.
That's all you need.
Man, man.
Oh, man.
Give me that treble sex.
I thought you were going to say that the one thing that
unites everybody is loving Alex Jones,
rambling over you belong to the city.
That's great.
And I honestly think that it definitely connects the extremes.
I hate Alex Jones.
And I even I can enjoy that.
And Alex clearly loves it.
But I bet there's a bunch of people in the middle who wouldn't
find it as interesting.
That's probably true.
Or as fun.
Oh, man.
God damn it.
That was a good one though.
You can see it.
Oh, I can see it.
Oh, I can taste it.
Oh, I can taste it.
I don't know if I could listen to that song like casually without
filling in my own Alex bullshit.
I heard it at the store.
I heard it at the grocery store like a couple months back and I
went, oh, I got pretty excited.
Oh, you could feel it.
You could feel it.
There's nothing better than I know I've just said this, but
there is nothing better than that.
The galaxy is just a city.
That's pro shit.
That's pro shit.
Oh, man.
What else could we get him to compare things to if we just
played any song?
If Cars was playing.
Yeah, that's good to say.
And the galaxy is really just a car.
Galaxy is a lot like a car.
Here in my car.
Oh, you can whip it.
You must whip it.
You know, in a lot of the ways we have to whip the galaxy into
shape, if you will.
You got to whip it good.
You got to whip it good.
Move forward.
Oh, I can whip it.
Take a break.
Oh, I can whip it.
Yeah.
So I think the largest thing that I want to distress on this
episode is really that Owens charge.
I have no faith that he's actually going to see the inside of a
jail cell.
Probably not.
You may.
It seems unlikely.
And the reality behind it is this, the deferred prosecution.
Alex is not in any real trouble of any sort.
Nope.
This all falls on Owens dumb shoulders.
Now, I do think it's funny, though, because as we've gone through
this like stretch of time, you see Alex not seeing this coming
at all.
Oh, and having a warrant out for his arrest.
Even on the 20th, Alex is responding to this news, this
Reuters article about him being exonerated and he sees this as
the FBI deciding that they don't want to fight with the globalist
an hour after that.
Yep.
Owens on air saying, well, I got to turn myself in.
Well, the FBI is fighting against the globalists.
I guess the FBI are bad guys.
The FBI globalists again.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Losing control of the judge report again.
And somebody kicked him out.
Oh, no.
The FBI are villains.
Yeah.
So look, there's not this is stupid.
The stretch of time is stupid.
Yep.
Owens dumb should have done his community service.
All you had to do is 32 hours.
That's nothing.
Yep.
But I know people were really excited to hear our take on it.
And there it is.
There it is.
What an idiot.
Yes.
We'll be back Jordan.
But until then, we have a website.
We do have a website.
It's also free.
Oh, and free.
Oh, and crime.
Dot band.
Frank speech.
Dot blog spot.
Dot biz.
We're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter.
It's that knowledge and score fight.
Now go to bed.
Jordan.
We're also on Facebook.
We are Facebook.
If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area
to help out people do it.
God's work.
Back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
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I'm the juiciest ice cube.
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You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
So Alex, I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.