Knowledge Fight - #6: Inauguration Speech Recap
Episode Date: January 23, 2017On today's show, Dan tells Jordan about Alex Jones' breakdown of President Trump's inauguration speech. Â Topics covered include: Did Obama really tell 3rd World Countries they couldn't have cars? Di...d God put Trump into power, and does that make Alex fake cry? Was Alex Jones drunk for most of inauguration weekend? Alex was almost certainly drunk for most of inauguration weekend
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Andy and Chanzos, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
Today, we take another adventure down into the land of Alex Jones and his insanity.
I watched too much Infowars.
And I have no fucking clue what he's on about.
And I will do my best to explain what's going on in the world.
Let's hope.
To you.
Well, going on in the world is going on in the imaginary world.
It may be a better way of describing it.
The world of Jones.
Yes, as it were.
The world according to Garp.
Yeah, I've been wrestling with a few things.
All right.
Today's episode is going to involve the 14-hour live broadcast that Infowars did,
which everyone can agree is excessive.
There's no way anybody watched more than a half hour of it, right?
I think a lot of people watched a bunch of it.
That's crazy.
I know that I was checking it out periodically.
Yeah.
Did they have like the live viewers on it?
Yeah.
And at points, it was in the thousands.
You know, it fluctuated as all these things do.
Like, pretty much every year, me and Matt Riggs get together and watch
Pardcastathon, Jimmy Pardo's charity marathon show.
Absolutely.
And you know, you see the number go up and down and that's just, you know,
people don't have time for this bullshit.
Yeah.
It's a long ass thing.
People drop in, drop out.
A lot of people won't be watching a long time though.
I myself, I'm not super thrilled to admit this.
I could really only make it through a couple hours of it before I had to like
retreat to the safe waters of...
How are you not super thrilled that you made it through a couple hours?
Well, because the hours...
I would have gotten through maybe 45 minutes if I was really focused on something else.
Mm-hmm.
Well, the hours that I made it through, the reason I'm not excited about it were
hours where Paul Joseph Watson was hosting.
PJW.
PJW, who hates SJWs.
No, hates them.
And then David Knight.
David Knight, who's the most boring...
He's a smug prick.
Yeah.
Who has a Santa beard.
How was our girl Leanne McAdoo?
Leanne McAdoo was fine.
She was fine.
Most of what I watched her do was interview a guy about how Russia is okay.
That was a big narrative they kept spinning.
It was like they talked way too much about Russia.
They have to establish because for so long, all of Alex Jones' show was Russian-baiting, basically.
And so now they have to establish that Russia's okay in order to justify pretending that none of the past 20 years have happened.
Yeah.
And actually, one of the things I was going to do is because this inauguration 14-hour broadcast is so unwieldy and so almost impossible to cover.
Yeah.
I wanted to think maybe we could do a special episode and so I went back and listened to the 9-11 episode that he did.
Okay.
And it's shockingly boring.
Really?
Yeah, it's bizarrely.
It's just like, I told you so.
That was most of what it was.
And you do have to give him credit.
He did like in the Y2K episode, the blind squirrel and the crazy occasional nut.
He totally nailed it.
Well, but to be fair, it was very easy to predict.
He even called out Osama Bin Laden, too.
But it's very easy to predict that 9-11 would happen and Bin Laden would take responsibility given that he'd already attacked the World Trade Center and said he wants to do it again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He did state loudly on the record, which is, yeah, in the, look, they're putting this out there.
You're not reading it, but Osama's going to attack.
Yeah.
So I have a lot of theories about what happened during the inauguration to get back to that because that is what we're going to cover.
Yes.
And the great nightmare that began on the inauguration day.
Well, the Women's March just happened when we're recording this.
It's the day after and all that was fucking awesome.
Yeah.
Millions of people taken to the streets.
They were saying about 3.3 million across the country.
Which is insane.
An entire 1% of our population was like, fuck this dude.
And that seems low, like 1%.
But you have to factor in babies, elderly.
That's huge.
And even if you go just by voting population, that's a full 2.5%.
Yeah.
That is a huge part of the electorate.
And the largest protest in American history.
Absolutely.
But what's going to end up happening.
And it's country-wide.
It's not because that's always the narrative of like, no,
the heartland is real America and country-wide from fucking
Kansas City.
There were thousands of women showing up.
The heart of Texas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Occupied Texas.
Even unoccupied Texas.
Yeah.
No, it was amazing.
And around the world even.
I saw pictures of protest taking place in Antarctica.
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
All seven continents.
There were people protesting.
But we don't have feedback of what he is going to say about
this and the narrative that's going to be spun.
But I guarantee it.
What's going to happen is he's going to conflate that with
the people breaking Starbucks windows the night before.
Every fucking time.
It's going to be this wasn't a protest.
It was riots, blah, blah, blah, blah, which is, I mean,
we'll deal with that when we get to it.
I'm having a disjointed opening because I don't know how to.
Everything is overwhelming right now.
Yeah.
The whiplash of the worst day compared to one of the most
amazing days I've ever seen.
Like I have been so hopeless and then seeing all of those women
show the fuck up and like.
And that's the other thing in DC.
No arrests.
There were 500,000 people before.
Yeah.
They're like 300.
But the women's March.
Yeah.
500,000 people walking down the street.
Zero arrests.
All peaceful.
Cops high-fiving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no great.
There's no narrative you can spin other than these are full
on protesters.
Oh, there will be and we'll get to it eventually.
Yeah, but fuck them.
I want to start.
I guess here's how I'm going to start this.
I have a theory that Alex was only on the broadcast for a
couple hours and just vague check ins with him because he
was on a bender full on.
I think Alex was real drunk throughout most of inauguration
weekend.
Yeah.
And well, he did go to the deplorable right where I'm
assuming they all got shit face.
And here I want to start with a clip of him right before the
deplorable that sort of introduces my thesis that he
was very drunk.
He was he was out of out of his gourd.
Yeah.
And keep in mind he was scheduled to speak at the
deplorable and this is before it.
We want to take over with freedom.
Oh, he's drunk.
And so here's the how it works all parasites all the dumb
asses walk around their big trench coats back like they're
tough stuff on the earth.
So he also I should give a point of clarification there.
He always talks about the people in Washington as being in
big trench coats.
That's some spy work right there.
That's on spy versus spy kind of stuff trench coats and
fedoras walking around like you all in the place 1950s.
He goes on to get to the point where I'm absolutely positive
he's drunk.
You have to actually deal with reality now.
So in fours dot com four slash shelf life feeds.
We got to go to the floor ball now.
Oh my God.
He didn't even say all of the word.
I gotta go.
I'm already late to speak.
So we're going to get onto that right now.
I'm going to sneak off and piss on some tree or something.
We're going to get there.
Here's the deal.
The age of fake bullshit is over.
Sure.
The return of man is here.
That's not good.
Get ready.
This is going to run your ass over.
Oh,
1776 baby.
Wait.
776 bail.
No, no, someone yelled 1776 or the side and he was like
1776 baby.
So that like I gotta go find a tree to piss on.
I don't know.
I'm that's a drug like he's slurring his words.
Yep.
That is a drunk man.
Absolutely.
And I have some more clips.
I'm going to play that further make the argument that he's
wasted know he's wasted because he's trying to act.
He's trying to sound like he's not wasted.
Yes, he's trying to sound professional.
And there's one point I didn't actually isolate this clip
because I got lost in the 14 hours.
But there's a point where he's like screaming about how
he's not drunk, which I texted you about and I was like,
that's exactly what drunk people drunkest thing you can do.
I've been a doorman at bars.
Yeah.
Every single person who gets thrown out.
Yeah.
I'm not drunk.
You're drunk.
I'm not a drunk.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Why are you accusing me of having too much to drink?
I had a sip.
So here's my here's my thesis that may be developed over the
course of this episode.
Okay.
It's a three pronged thesis.
All right.
The first is that Alex was wasted through most of the weekend
and that's why they kept him off air and had David Knight
hosting most of their coverage for that 14 hours.
All right.
We got that one.
That's pretty well established.
David Knight back in studio.
Leanne McAdoo also in studio.
Paul Joseph Watson lives in London.
So he wasn't.
He just skips in and stuff like that.
All right.
Alex and Owen shroyer and Rob do were on the ground.
Rob do of course is the cameraman who sometimes gets on camera
and yeah is not great.
Yeah.
Oh, also they had shots because there's like cameras on top
of cameras.
It's a communist Chinese resting doll.
Yeah.
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,500
And you could see well they have cameras that are video
taping people videotaping people.
Yes.
To prove that there is.
Yeah.
Rob do's elaborate camera set up.
He has one of those things the stabilizers.
Yeah.
But what's attached to it is two iPhones.
They don't even have cameras.
They have iPhones that they're using with a boom mic.
You know the cameras on the iPhones aren't that bad.
No.
I mean there's there's some good stuff.
I'm not advertising for iPhones.
No, but you'd think a professional operation would have cameras
as opposed to what I have.
Well, we've already established their money stream is very
suspect ten U.S.
Yeah.
So so my first thesis is that that Alex was drunk and they
kept him off air for a large portion of it, which kind of
makes it boring because we want Alex.
We were drunk on broadcast the whole time for 10 hours.
That would be the best thing I've ever seen.
I wouldn't have turned it off.
No, that would be the most compelling situation to watch.
So my second, especially because you know he would fall in
and out of sleep at least once or twice.
Oh yeah, he's pissing on a tree.
Yeah, I'm gonna go piss on it.
And he's drunk before the ball.
Imagine after amazing.
Actually, I think I have a clip from after.
Okay, but second prong of my thesis.
Do you have the speech?
Which speech at the at the deplorable?
No, that wasn't.
Oh God, that was that must have been incredible.
I think that's behind closed doors.
Shit like Hillary at Goldman Sachs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the second prong of my thesis is that he wasn't really
welcomed there at the inauguration.
Oh, that Trump didn't even really invite him.
He went to this deplorable, which was a secondary thing.
It's like if you go to like WrestleMania,
there's wrestle con.
Yeah, yeah, you go to like some big event.
There's a secondary event.
Yeah, he was invited to deplorable, but there's a video
and it's not really good for audio.
So I didn't put it on in our collection.
There's a video of him getting thrown out of the inauguration.
No, there's a video of cops taking him out of a big crowd
past a barrier.
That is and he's going to spend it as for his own safety.
Of course.
Oh, sure.
They too many too many people were coming at me.
The globalists.
Yep.
So they were afraid of me, you know, telling the truth.
All of the clips that he posted all the interviews are him
just somewhere on the street surrounded by like 10 or 20 people.
Okay.
So all of the clips are places that you don't need access
to get to.
I have no evidence that he's actually anywhere important.
That is amazing.
So my secondary thesis merged with my first one is that this
is all sort of an elaborate charade about his access that
he has.
Yeah.
And he knows it and he's cracking under the pressure.
And the fact that he's not in the actual inauguration really
fucks him up now because he feels like he is taking credit
for his carry in the water.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden to be betrayed like that, which we
all saw coming every single and you have to burn your like
sort of weirdo people all of your functionaries who are
a liability.
You got to burn them.
Well, and this is the first time he's ever been stepped on
on the way to the top because he's never had.
Well, he's no one's ever allowed him.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Nobody's he's never had anybody to step on him because
nobody likes him or wants him anywhere.
No.
And then all of a sudden he he did some he did some groundwork
and it's like now I got to kick you to the curb.
Yeah.
That must be a horrifying.
Now I kind of feel bad for him.
I don't.
Okay.
Good point.
I hope it's established on the last episode.
He's very evil.
Yeah.
It's not stupid.
Fuck him.
So I think that what's happening is that Trump has led him
along in a big way.
Yeah.
And now it's gotten to a point where it's like look, I'm
actually president now.
Yeah.
I can't have you at the gala or something like that.
You're going to cause a scene like he's led on all of his
supporters like the day of it like the first thing he signed
was like middle class people need to pay more interest on
their mortgage.
So it wasn't a part of any no zero part of that.
Yeah.
All of his supporters are like it's time for the middle
class to really take over and then the first thing he does
is we're going to need you to spend more money and they're
like what the fuck.
Yeah.
It's going to be really shocking like the waves of
awareness that start.
You you try to tell people like he is lying to you.
But just like he's lied to everyone.
Yep.
But no it's fake news.
No media fake news.
So if you let's just get into it.
There's one clip that I think is sort of a coherent enough.
Okay.
Of him and it's after the inauguration speech and it's
sort of a breakdown.
It's sort of a like a let's let's let's fucking take this
part piece by piece.
Okay.
The inauguration speech and I don't think he does a really
great job of it.
But here is the beginning of the clip where he introduces
his thesis.
Okay.
About what Trump's inauguration speech was all about.
Oh boy.
First off let me just take a deep breath here and break down
what just happened here today.
Undoubtedly this was Providence.
This was American destiny being re-invoked.
This was Trump declaring the birthright of this Republic
that George Washington talked about.
Little bit dog whistly.
The birthright means birth whites.
Yeah.
That is that is straight up code.
Oh yeah.
You know that every white supremacist got super thrilled.
Yeah.
To hear that sort of thing.
Oh yeah.
But this is actually going to get into the third prong of
my thesis and that is that what we're witnessing is Alex
Jones sort of being in charge of a move towards theocracy,
a Christian theocracy.
Okay.
And you're going to see this sort of be established throughout
this this clip.
Right.
And it's if you pair it with him being a drunk on the streets
it's pretty funny.
Okay.
But if you take it just of like oh this is the stated objective
it's incredibly scary.
Okay.
So get ready to get a little bit scared and a little bit funny.
And that providence that started back in 1776 he invoked it.
It was so historical and I knew they were going to invoke it.
It just came into my mind and I knew even though he hasn't given
the speech and I haven't talked to Trump about this.
I knew what was about to happen and I said I've got a tweet that
they're going to re invoke the birthright.
I could just feel it because that's really what this is.
And then the media was asking me even the New York Times had
seen the tweet they said did you talk to Trump?
How'd you know it wasn't a speech nobody else did and I said
no this is Americana.
You understand we're reading the same book.
It's the same spirit.
So I will tell them when I talk to Trump the spirit of America.
Can you feel it rising Trump feels it.
He knows it.
He loves it and he wants to serve the people and empower the
people to have America be incredibly wealthy again and
empower the globe.
The coming in and away from the microphone is definitely a drug.
It's pro.
He wants to empower and power and power.
I don't think he's drunk in this clip but I think he's probably
hung over yeah but he or maybe not maybe all of his weirdo
supplements are actually hangover cures.
Maybe that's the secret all along that could have been the
secret if you're hung over it takes supermail vitality need
vitality yeah boom right back to it and if it is I got order
so most telling thing that he said was I haven't talked to
Trump about it.
No no he said I have.
Oh no he said I haven't tweet not the tweet.
No I swear to God he said he hasn't talked to Trump about it.
No no no no okay the the tweet and the Providence ideas he
didn't talk to Trump about but what he has talked to him about
is the spirit of America rising.
Play that again.
Okay because I swear because the media is the media asked
speech and I haven't talked to Trump about having talked to
Trump about it.
What was about to happen and I said I've got a tweet that
they're going to re invoke the birthright.
I could just feel it because that's really what this is and
then the media was asking me even the New York Times had seen
the tweet they said did you talk to Trump how'd you know was
it a speech nobody else did and I said no this is Americana
you understand we're reading the same book it's the same spirit
so I will tell them when I talk about what Trump the spirit
of America can you feel it rise so he says that too though
like at the end he said we'll talk to them or he will talk to
Trump I'm telling you okay what he is saying is one the media
asked him they did not know and to he didn't talk to Trump but
there's a mind meld there yeah yeah so he is trying to he's
trying to consider himself part of that when it's very clear
that Trump is cutting off communication there yeah it's
it's like a like an ex who's starting to move away from you
and you're like no I gave them all their great ideas yeah
we're on the same page yeah yeah you were you're protesting a
little too much exactly yeah he he is afraid that he has lost
all of that connection to Trump because if he loses that
connection then the non-existent media questions become even
more non-existent somehow even in his own imagination he will
have to admit the media isn't talking to me anymore because
I'm not a player anymore yeah all I've got is these these weird
dudes who come on my show yeah you know like he he does have a
roster like a cadre of weirdos who do come on his show pretty
regularly who are all just like on exactly the same page as
him one of us yeah there's one of us google gaggle google gaggle
one of us and miraculously reference to the 1920s movie
freaks yeah and miraculously all the people who come on and
share his opinions Skype in from rooms the bedrooms that look
empty rooms yeah so anyway I think you nailed their moms are
like the the pizza rolls are done shut up mom it's the
inauguration mommy I'm talking to Alex so out you you you
rightfully hit the nail on the head that Alex and Trump have
some sort of a communication possibly it's waning Alex has
some things to say about that the message we heard in the
speech has been my message for over a decade I mean longer
than that but this is Americanism versus globalism so Trump
isn't reading from my sheet of music it's the sheet of music
that's reality and that's why it's so similar when I say on
the show don't you hear Trump say later okay and yes Trump
obviously does listen to the show he told me but let's just
move past all that of course he does I like that that's his
classic move to let's just move past that yeah just move past
that yeah no he listens to the show president listen to my
show he's told me but to be fair that's not a lie I don't
think it's a lie either when he was on when Trump was on
Alex's show said he was a listener yeah and he said he said
that Alex's record has been spectacular yeah like his his
history of the other the other thing the other thing that I
think is really scary is I don't think he's that much wrong
about Trump giving his message nope like Trump is pulling from
that yeah that kind of playbook there which is the most
frightening thing but that's that's again why I think it's
important to do a show like this is you we have to illuminate
the things that are being said on this source that are now
president actually believe yeah he really does and I've said
this over and over again at various states of intoxication
when I'm talking to friends but I really sincerely think that
people who haven't at all dwelled in weird parts of the
internet are about to be very surprised yeah by what happens
because some of our leaders and some of their advisors are
beholden to or incredulous of really baddie dumb conspiracy
shit and the consequences of that could be staggering well
and it's also because of that isolation where they're in their
own world that just reinforces itself there's that constant
feedback loop of and it's especially like with Alex
Jones where he says something yep and then info wars dot
com right info wars then one of his crazy colors also says it
and then he cites one of those crazy colors as being people
are talking about this you know this whole like big circle
of people it's not literally alive but it's spiritually
alive exactly so you know the inauguration went off you know
there were a lot of people there yeah oh tons there were also
a lot of very important people that maybe people who were
presidents in the past maybe people who are rich as balls
yeah we're here this is a giant victory for humanity it is
massive and looking at Michelle and looking at Obama on the
jumbo tron no when they were seeing in the star spangled
banner Obama with that arrogant smug feeling that he's better
than everybody looked like he was dying yet a fake smile
Michelle was frowning the entire time because these are cult
members who were put in power by the globalist so that they
could help destroy the country and divide the nation they are
absolutely evil and what poor people not to have a future
it's why he goes to Africa and says you can't have cars
or air conditioning there it was because he is literally there
to hurt poor people across the board and they needed that face
though as their cover to carry it out Donald Trump right now
is making hundreds of phone calls a day trying to get jobs
into Detroit trying to get jobs into Atlanta so what I would
well one my fear there was we were going into a real racist
place or a transphobic exactly that was tending yeah yeah
Michelle's uh yeah yeah he's fucking he showed a little bit
I was yeah that calmed my fears a little bit see that in
your face and he went to Africa which was not good which I
think it's time to fully deal with this I actually went and
pulled the clip from Obama's speech that he gave that keeps
being referenced by Alex about how black people and poor
people in foreign countries can't have cars right and please
enjoy this clip literally from Obama's speech that is being
misrepresented repeatedly I am so refreshed to hear Obama
Africa we're going to all have to work together to find ways
in which collectively we reduce carbon but we make sure that
there's some differentiation so that countries that are very
wealthy are expected to do more and countries that are still
developing you know obviously they shouldn't be resigned to
poverty simply because you know the West and Europe and
America got there first that wouldn't be fair but everybody
is going to have to do something everybody's going to have to
make some important choices here and you know I expect that
it's going to be your generation that helps lead this
because if we don't is going to be your generation that suffers
the most ultimately if you think about all the youth that
everybody's mentioned here in Africa if everybody's raising
living standards to the point where everybody's got a car
and everybody's got air conditioning everybody's got a big
house well the planet will boil over unless we find new ways
of producing energy so that's the clip that so that's the exact
opposite of what he's insinuating it to be absolutely
and that's the that's proof positive of Alex Jones not being
interested in the truth and being just a complete liar oh
yeah you build a you're going to miss that voice I'm going to
miss that Obama voice so bad you'll be around I love you know
there's there's so many criticisms I have about Obama
especially regarding drone warfare crazy torture on so many
you know so many prisoners of political means that not even
not even you know he let me release Chelsea Manning which
is great which is the best thing yeah but there's still
problems but god damn it if he wasn't trying so fucking hard
to make the best decision available to him at every time
and you could hear it even in that clip him like in a minute
of audio he's able to lay out a problem show both sides of
it and say where the considerations are yeah we have
a problem with carbon consumption and it's causing global
issues and it's not your fault no it's ours it's all together
to yeah absolutely know it at the time of course not but
we've gotten to this place now where if everybody used carbon
emissions stuff like it like we do right we would be totally
fucked but if we are if we roll back all equally you're still
the ones most fucked yeah that's his entire point we're trying
to do more of our part because we did more of the damage yes
and within that clip he even clearly says you know we have
to find a way to not resign you to poverty and not completely
destroy the societies that we have built already absolutely
so it's like it's do you mean the thing that makes sense
it's the literal opposite of what Alex says he's saying yeah
it's fucking insanity it's he that yeah just saying that Obama
hates poor people or that Trump is trying to bring jobs back
whenever Obama brought all the jobs back tons like he did that
with the auto bailout whenever it was so close to all of those
places just being like well GM is gone yeah like it was very
close to that and at no point in time does anybody ever give
him the credit of being the guy who forced that shit through
right and against principles to some extent absolutely well
the end result of me not doing this is more of horrent to my
principles than saying like let's not bail out these businesses
right made bad decisions which is why that that right adult
yeah that's where are where are the adults I don't know where
did they go freezing I'll tell you they're not in occupied
Texas are not there so here's another another fun clip to get
to this is a little meandering towards the middle and end but
it starts with an awesome lie and I'd like to remind you that
statistically I can confirm for you that 6% of Alex Jones's
audience is under the age of 18 correct keep that in mind as
this clip starts the amount of young people the amount of
teenagers that are listeners this is indicative of the huge
incredible awakening that is happening on a planetary scale
not just here so make no mistake this revolution against
globalism this revolution against globalism is something
that belongs to the people and Trump said that this revolution
is about you you are what empowers it you are the future
and we're going to get out of your way and let you have your
destiny have your dreams and we understand America special in
that destiny and that as America goes the rest of the world
goes Washington envisioned all of this in his farewell address
he saw this in Providence in a vision and now it's all come
true the enemy knew that that's why they always invoke the
occult invoke don't talk about God wait what don't talk about
Providence don't say you know America is great and all this
stuff to demoralize us not to have this birthright it's why
they teach you in school how horrible you know the idea of
American Providence and manifest destiny and all of this is
and talk about the problems and crimes associated with problems
and crimes associated with any humans or any movement but
overall the greater destiny to defeat tyranny worldwide and
to stop a great evil in the future and I believe it's going
to be this republic in the future that defeats the entire
world government anti-human eugenics and I human a
technocracy system so it's an anti-human eugenics based
technocracy system but that's almost like a Philip K. Dick
clock like what is what is that what is that was a human
eugenics technocracy is he saying that we're going to turn
well one we've already established chimeras are real the
right and they need right we're going to turn people into
computers it's the singularity my friend I mean that's coming
no matter what we do yeah yeah that's happening we already
have cyborg so yeah we're going with we're going to go with
the gray goo theory well the the eugenics part is basically
just that's about abortion and Planned Parenthood yeah the
technocracy I believe is about the singularity and the our
growing reliance on a surveillance state and so like
that which is a legitimate fear you want to complain about
that we can talk you know that's that's fine I don't know
what the I guess the anti-human part is just he thinks that
they are satanic and hate people yeah he goes he goes with
the religion do you okay here's where we're gonna here's where
we're gonna get into another thing right there uh-huh um is
there any Christian principle he adheres to other than saying
he's a Christian huh I mean it's because he lies all the time
so we got that commandment that's one of the big ones that's
one of the big ones perhaps the biggest one he doesn't honor
his father because he claims that he did things he didn't do
clearly okay he lies about his dad's battlefield uh what
happened to his home does he have a mother no is he the first
like Jesus to come from his dad's but it's a chimera he's a
chimera or a clone could be he could be a clone oh shit that's
that's a possibility I don't I don't actually know too much
about his mom I feel like it might be in poor taste to do
research about I think I think leave her alone if she wants
to be left his family that isn't invoked by him I have no
interest in knowing about cuz it seems like sort of not fair
game right his his son to the extent that he is an info wars
reporter is fair game but at the same time I don't want to make
fun of him cuz he's a kid he's a kid his dad is fair game
because he is he's brought up a ton and makes a weird toothpaste
does he has his dad ever been on the show no I don't know I
don't think so okay but also oh this is an announcement that
needs to be made I don't have a clip of this but the info wars
on the last episode when we found out that they're selling
body armor I predicted that they're gonna start selling guns
and now they have started selling gun parts God that's fucking
mm-hmm they announced on the 14 hour broadcast that they're
selling AR 15 lowers which is the central piece of an AR 15
which is the gun that is most commonly used in mass shooting
which is really problematic doesn't that I I'm kind of
anti-human right now after I'm pro human anti the traces we
keep making a technocracy is probably better than a gun based
economy like I don't know man a bunch of crazy paranoid religious
folks with guns it is it is hard to it is hard to make the argument
that humans are a net positive for the earth at this point
yeah or even a net positive for each other yeah I mean you
know there's there's always exceptions to rules and there
are some great people out there but yeah most of them seem
pretty shitty yeah that last clip I think illustrated one of
the problems that I had with editing this up and getting
these clips ready and that is that this speech is about 12
minutes of uninterrupted talking wow he doesn't stop for a breath
for like 10 minutes and he's just it's verbal jazz yeah
scatting and I don't know where they're there can't there
can't be a through line to that because even in that little
clip there was barely a little consistency in message there
all it is is sort of like we beat the globalists yeah
and it was like it does it does he not
you know we committed like a lot of genocide does he like not
like the genocide get this that was the globalists that did
that God there's just the Patriots have never done that
kind of thing but the Patriots that he likes from Texas yeah
try to kill all the Mexican like I love to remember the Alamo
as like we're defending ourselves when it's like no you
want to take all their stuff remember parts of the Alamo
yeah that's really what the message is so this next clip
it I don't remember exactly where it goes but it's more
bebop and in scatting having to do with the New World Order
did everything the New World Order has done has been designed
to bring this country down because they can't have a big
free open wealthy nation state with a big fat middle class
upwardly mobile people inside this impoverished anti human
world government system they're establishing the American
system is too much competition for them they admit that in
the light papers the British government two hundred years
ago wrote they couldn't compete with the American system and
again the British now are throwing off globalism they're
throwing off these rods so this is an incredible time to be
alive it is an amazing time to be alive and it is quite
frankly so humbling and stunning the fact that we go
through these crowds of people of people of every race color
creator all just humans with red blood this is breaking the
will of the media that's trying you pan around that audience
by the way and there's like I bet it's all white I would say
98% we do get some interviews a little bit later in these
clips he manages to find the one black guy who's there God
that tokenism as like a representative idea is so
disappointing he interviews two people later and one of them
is a black guy who I think is a preacher and the other is an
incredibly angry Indian dude so awesome that's a teaser was
it actually Dinesh DeSousa I think he's under house arrest
he's fucking nuts yeah no but here's the thing in what he said
that is is actually true which is that the fat middle class
has been taken away there's no upward mobility at this point
and his reasoning for it is so wrong like the people who
have taken it away are the ones who are in control of the
White House and the Congress right now and eventually the
Supreme Court yeah I mean it's it's people who are in business
who have done this yeah who did it on purpose for it like
those people drive me insane because it's like you have a
billion dollars and you're using all this wealth and influence
to turn that billion dollars into two billion dollars or one
point two billion yeah you have no you have no reason to do any
of this other than this weird sociopathic greedy like mental
illness I think what it is is that people who are really rich
now a lot of them are super jealous of old money there's
new money and old money and I think that people believe this
is a kind of an assumption on my part I'm not I don't have
any facts to back this up but I know that new money is kind of
scoffed at as opposed to the people who are like the
Rockefellers like Trump, Trump is very scoffed at yeah and I
think that these billionaire folk they're like if we amass
enough money next generation will be old money yeah there's
an idea that eventually they can become the new old money
right well and I do think that there is kind of some of that
happening right now where that's their upward mobility I'm
sure they look down on those Silicon Valley billionaires
like birds yeah oh you guys don't even what are you still
gonna wear a fucking hoodie new voracious assholes yeah you
can't show up without an yeah yeah yeah you know without an
ass so this clip isn't a one true rule of knowledge fight
ladies and gentlemen we're wearing as we are always
ascotting it up so here we go great racial division and
trying to say that if you're not a white person you can't you
know have guns like private property or future you don't have
the American birthright you don't have a future of wealth
that's your enemy that's racist this is a cult programming
to make people poor and make them the slaves of the globalist
who all over the world will play different groups off against
each other which Ukraine they'll play Catholic off against
orthodox or it's a country in Africa they'll play the
Christians off against the you know the animus of the Muslims
or vice versa it's all divide and conquer because the elite
are destroying nation states and trying to make us poor that's
true cool that's 100% true well I think he's absolutely
right there I mean it's not the globalist although I mean
if if we're gonna use globalist as a blanket term but you
know just going by post reconstruction reconstruction
aerosol how do you get wealthy people to stay wealthy and
poor people to stay poor have two groups of poor people fight
with each other exactly yeah it's I mean that it's such an
old perfect strategy that always works well this is again one
of those points where whenever Alex is talking bullshit we
kind of have to stop and say like when you got a good point
he's that's a perfectly good point I wish it wasn't directed
at an imaginary enemy well that's the thing is like you
have a good point we agree with your diagnosis but we don't
agree with your idea of how to treat it or what caused it
yeah you're describing a problem but everything else around
it is wackadoo yeah and wackadoo yeah how did we not come up
with that before I probably have how are we on seven episodes
or six episodes or whatever I can't even keep track of how
many we've done Lee and wackadoo but I want to jump straight
into this next clip because it kind of you're gonna lose a
little bit of respect for him oh no whatever he built up
I would hate to yeah I mean he did he did a couple of good
jobs in a row yeah but he's gonna yeah here we go here we go
so America died basically in the last few years it was a
globalist program bushes and clintons behind it with criminal
elements of the intelligence agencies but America isn't
just a person I'm sure a person doesn't get resurrected unless
it's Jesus or Lazarus but a country can come back from the
dead and America began to come back from the dead in the last
few months and now has come back to life the phoenix is coming
up right now and how powerful that phoenix is incredible that
destiny is he's up to us we are what breeze life into the spirit
it into us and the enemy knows everything's energy you see
forget all the religious books and all the preachers who are
there to control the paradigm they that the enemy wants to
destroy our spirit make us feel weak so we don't take our
birthright destiny we're taking the destiny in our hands
we're breathing life into it and those devil worshipers up
there the enemy shuttle devil worshiper Obama devil
worshipers well-known these are devil worshipers well now
worshipers they want people they want to be number one they
don't like see the paper in the white paper okay what somebody
that wants prosperity and renaissance they want wealth
cornucopia they're not jealous of somebody's got a big house
or a good-looking wife or vice versa as long as you don't take
some for me I think your success is great these people are
devil worshipers and what happened today was the the chief
executive invited God back in and said the doors open and
the set of the people the doors open now to you if you want
this birthright if you want goodness we've all got to be
good we've got to come together and we've got a whether you're
black hard white people of your you know white hard but
whatever he only knows issues that we stand for what we believe
in and transcend all the control
did Trump say any of that
no I don't think he did I don't think he I don't think he
asked people to come together he definitely didn't invoke God
or Providence I think he did a little bit did he he gave
overtures towards Jesus because all of the all of the like
I couldn't I could not listen to any of it no way without
vomiting like I just couldn't do it no way but I did see a
couple of those like the list of words that have never been
said in a in an organization's carnage yeah. Yeah there was
no message of hope and yes we can there was pure like this
country is turning into a monstrous nightmare we're all
gonna die yeah which is I mean hey another point we all agree
on we can all agree on that yeah we're all different reasons
but yeah there well I think that we you know we talk about
confirmation bias a bunch on the show yeah and I think it is
one of those things that you know there are other logical
fallacies you can be beholden to and one of them is I mean
actually I think it is still just confirmation bias you believe
whatever you want to believe yeah and you read into things
whatever you want to read into them and so if you hear Trump
go up there and vaguely mentioned religion you be like
he's brought back the main yeah that was the main part of his
speech because he said a little bit about it well it's the
same thing with this we have to say radical Islam right like
that idea that like or digital Dropbox dirty dossier but like
the premise that like we have to say it or else we can't tackle
it is such bullshit yeah like the idea that we have to use
these precise words so if someone does say radical Islam all
of a sudden it becomes code for they believe everything I
believe well and then the argument for Trump only briefly
mentioning it is like he can't say it directly otherwise
people will know no dude did you see that speech I think it was
at the CIA meaning that he had he said no no no it was it was
one of the previous speeches that he gave he was like we're
going to take down radical Islam you have to say it folks
you just have to say the words fuck off you're buying into
that yeah yeah you're also did didn't did Alex Jones just
say it's all energy oh yeah he just said it's all energy
he's gone full hippie he went yeah he left he left the
Christian train and was just like hey man guy is real the
spirit of the earth have you guys ever seen have you guys
ever played Final Fantasy 7 you remember when the bubble and
up yeah that's guy now I know that we are making a hard sales
pitch on this body armor but one of the things I should tell
you is it will align your chakras it will get your kundalini
rising have you seen the pineal gland on people who are
wearing these well it is insane the third eye awakens but
that's why he sells the water filtration devices because
you know the fluoride in the water calcifies your pineal
gland yeah that makes perfect sense I'm actually I'm actually
not a hundred percent sure that's bullshit but Alex has never
said that yeah that might just be something I read on some
weird hippie website yeah I'm not I'm not too worried about
crystals so that at this point Alex gets into a little bit of
a straw man attack about Russia which is kind of fun to give
you some sort of a little bit of a setup to this Maxine waters
was being interviewed on TV Maxine water she's a Democratic
House member okay believe so I know that otherwise I'm you
know never gonna make the right phone call she gives bad
interviews is the problem so she's when she's on TV she'll
often say things in ways that are really easy to attack so
she becomes like sort of a lightning rod for Republican
attacks she ends up being attacked a ton which is why
she's invited back onto those shows because it's gonna create
that dumb drama yeah and the most recently she was talking
about how if if it comes out that the Russians were consulting
with Trump about his campaign and how to frame things like
saying that Hillary is crooked and saying that she's sick
yeah and these should be impeachable offenses is that
technically treason I feel like any time on the even in the
Constitution it says if there's a foreign agent that influences
the election I don't think that's specifically in the
definition of treason that's a good point they very specifically
define what it is I don't think it may actually be I think
he might have committed other treasons but I don't think this
one is better treason but it's an impeachable offense absolutely
absolutely an impeachable her her the way she was setting it
up and it's very clear if you go watch the clip is if we find
out that this is the case then that is an impeachable it is a
perfectly logical statement to say but the way she under all
the math of logic but what she should have said I agree because
I studied tons of logic formal logic in college yeah I understand
exactly how a b c modus ponens works at the University of
Missouri Dr. Weller program yeah veterinary logic so if this
dog is old then we fucking cool the problem is that she instead
of saying if we find that he was consulting with Russia then
we have to act on that yes she used specific examples like if
the Kirk at Hillary came from them and that that's where you
open yourself up to attack yes because if we know the tricks
that Alex plays yeah he hears that and he's like oh Maxine
Waters is accusing Russia of coming up with Kirk at Hillary
which isn't true right it's he even has played the clip on the
show and then attacked it and been like that's not what she
said it's insane that's bananas yeah so here he goes off on
that a little bit and commits an incredible straw man fallacy
arguing arguing against an argument that no one has made
Oh wonderful the media push way too hard with all the race
garbage now they're saying he's a Russian spy now they said
they've got communicates with him in the Russians and literally
now he tells he it's not just Maxine Waters is the New York
Times now says that Putin actually told him Hillary was
crooked that's right America you can't have your own ideas
you can't have a strong leader the Russians are the reason
Trump got elected and everything comes from the Russians
everybody knows that's BS nothing against the Russians but we
America is lost off to can't say anything against Russians
now yeah I mean I mean give me a break you don't think we can
come up with Kirk at Hillary hell somebody with a little
bottoming you come up with that that'd be that smart come up
with a crook at Hillary you're right you like that you're
right I agree you do hear a lot of claps and that's I think
they're overmiking it because there's like how many people
are there I would say a liberal estimate would be like 75
how would you how what would a prog tart estimate be a prog
tart estimate since that's me I would estimate it at like 75
okay but I'm being generous it could have been lower it's not
a thick crowd it's maybe like three deep in terms but I mean
there are people circling him kind of you know he's in the
round he's like he's doing Shakespeare in the round people
circling him yeah like sharks like like an atom like he's the
nucleus of this weird atom of insanity has the New York Times
said any of what he said I don't think so okay I don't know
because I look I don't have Lexus Nexus I'm not going to be able
to Lexus Nexus I'm not going to be able to try and like search
through all of their articles and see like oh did they talk
about Russians in Kirk at Hillary but I know that I know what
Maxine Waters said and he's misrepresenting that so it has
to be yeah the case that he's also lying right times now here
is here is the next the next question there also God I love
nothing against the Russians you know like alright but that's
that's a little bit that's a little bit right on the cusp
there yeah showing a little bit of your hand yeah now I think
it's clear that Russia did influence the election in some
fashion yes to what extent don't know it's debatable exactly
and now and it's debatable what means what you know like in
terms of like what legitimate effect certain things they
did have I think it's almost undeniable at this point that
they were in contact with Trump I think they were and his
operatives are are which is illegal yeah and and multiple
people who are very closely connected with Trump are
literally under investigation yeah yeah and well and that
thing about like they have they say they have communiques
they do yeah yeah well and if you're if you're the CIA or
the NSA and you have the information potentially necessary
to like undeniably impeach Trump yeah how can you not
release that I think you'd have to wait until he was actually
inaugurated so we might see some of that happen you think we'll
see that tomorrow well because if it happened before he was
inaugurated we'd enter a constitutional there would be
a whole yeah do we have another election do we have a new
president do we have Obama president yeah exactly and where
is it the Speaker of the House since we don't have a
president or a vice president Paul Ryan so like let's kill us
but the at the end of the day you kill me first you enter a
bigger crisis necessarily than you need whereas like if if it
is true that they have this evidence that he's compromised
yeah and they maybe they do maybe they don't I don't know
here they do you wait until he's in office and then deal with
it through the channels we already have here is my next
question is there any benefit for the GOP to not impeach
Trump like it seems like if you're in the GOP you got the
absolute best case scenario in that you have an easily
impeachable uncontrollable idiot as your president with a
vice president who is everything you actually want in the
president yeah and that he hates women he doesn't hate women
but he wants them to never have control over their own bodies
again right right that's not hate words in his mouth yeah I
would never say that well I think what you're getting to is
like the idea of is there anything to gain by not doing
it yeah you're you're you're sort of touching on the same thing
that Trump and Alex Jones have yeah it's like Alex has outlived
his usefulness to Trump and Trump has outlived his usefulness
to the GOP now the only issue with that is the Trump does
have a sizable fan base of weirdos yes but so if you are the
GOP and you sign off on this impeachment proceedings then in
two years your elections are done everybody doesn't show up
for you everything swings either to like these weird fringe
libertarian sides yeah or Democrats yeah and then you've
completely lost all of your political power yeah so I think
they that's the usefulness he has in that like there's a threat
to going against him but there's no upside other than avoiding
that threat yeah which and if you if you if you can even put
together like a a base understanding of what they're
going to do in the next two years how can you possibly
imagine that they're going to maintain their majority in the
House and the Senate I think it would be impossible like
there's no way those markets exactly because it's gonna get
worse and if we're if we're talking about those kind of
turnouts then that could be the the like now we're not talking
about a 48% voter turnout now we're talking about some real
shit yeah and I also think that it's important that a lot of
other countries have the ability to vote no confidence in
your leaders yes so like if you have a prime minister or
president they're doing a shit job people can just introduce
measures to be like let's vote on whether he should get out
yeah and we don't have that no we have to we have to full on
criminalize it and we really should introduce that the
ability to vote no confidence because if we had that now he'd
be gone yeah but then there's also that that kind of separation
of powers elements where in if you have a Congress like the
one we have now that's completely controlled by one by
one party imagine we're in a different situation where it's
all Democrats and a Republican president right so you go with
a vote of no confidence and all of a sudden the Democrats
control everything or one party controls everything but the
vote of no confidence isn't done by the people in the Senate
it's done by like a general election vote in what countries
I'm not sure because I'm fairly certain that's not how that
works in I mean in the UK which is the other like main
political system that I follow I believe in Canada it's that
way I'm not sure but I maybe I'm concocting something that
doesn't exist but it should exist it should exist yeah hey
you know what time it is what time is it it's time to pray
it's time to pray you know my favorite thing in the world is
Alex tried to pray and also know he prays again and also my
second favorite thing is him fake crying okay has both oh yes
so this is history happening right now to skip this network
break and David not in the crew can pop whenever they want
here but I'm gonna go get settled down in an office and
just take a shower or something and just get on my knees and
pray to God I'll be honest with you I want to get in a room by
myself and hit my knees and start crying because oh there it
is this is so good oh man evil's gonna strike back we gotta
be watching them we gotta be ready but we know who they are
we know their plan and I gotta say it it's been info or it's
been info words and you the people and our analysis you hear
that somebody say bullshit oh yeah and that's what kicked him
out of his fake crying yeah that's what got him to be like
oh oh crowd's turning that's my favorite thing in the world
he is so over the top and obvious with the the thing he
least wants to do is get into a room by himself at this point
oh yeah yeah Rob do if he doesn't get that attention then
he's really gonna spiral into a into a depression right
yeah Rob do is falling around everywhere yeah yeah on
suicide watch I don't know if he's on suicide watch so much
as it is like he is finally doing some introspecting that he
has not had to do in a long long time I kind of imagine it
being like Rob do is falling around taking the bottle of
wild turkey from him that's that's kind of how I picture it
like no dude you got to get back on the air come on come on
he's on like babysitting patrol alright that I believe yeah
here's a clip I oh this this starts right after that one I
wanted to keep that one separate though because the fake crying
is great the fake crying is such bullshit here he goes into
explain who is part of the info war and our analysis has led
the way as the blueprint battle plan to blow the hell out of
them I'll tell you people want me to take credit I'm a humble
person but we need to take credit just to know what we're
doing is working info wars and our guests and myself and you
the listeners the eyes and ears on the ground and Matt drudge
and all of us together are the info war we are the blueprint
of the operating system that just kicked the new orders
yeah
it's America 2.0 supercharged ready common committed and our
spirit Trump sure is a thousand to one and our presidents
even got the name Trump so get ready
yeah
yuck yeah that's brutal he's very humble though I will say
that I don't think there's been an episode we've done where he
is not insisted on how humble he is yeah well I mean it's that
old adage is like of all of my great attributes my humility
stands first of them all you know it's that I am the most
humble person in the history of the world yeah it's like you
go in for a job interview what are your strengths well maybe
I'm too good maybe I'm too good to be just too much of a hard
worker
so now at this point in his ramble out in front of these 60 to
70 people who are overly Mike someone who may be from another
press organization comes in to ask him a question who may be
who might be are we going to commit to the he is but you
heal it I don't want to tip my hat about who he is because
it's maybe a little bit of cross-marketing
bless you
it's okay to love freedom it's okay to be strong here's the
deal we're not just getting hyped up by Trump and then feeling
good we have the tools we have the means we have the history
we got the pedigree we got it all everybody here is America
and we as long as you see the globalist bring people in turn
against America we're gonna be able to bring a lot of people
in once they're not getting brainwashed as soon as they get
here it's incredible time to be alive go ahead sir I'm with
the bright part would you think you really laid the wood to
him he laid the wood to him but he empowered the people and
let them know you are this revolution
yep bright but taking a question from bright Bart and the
question was did Trump really lay the wood to him
that's a great that's a post game question to like a that's
like a football game question absolutely you you really took
it to him this game how do you how do you I just want to
thank God for giving us a president named Trump yeah his
name is Trump yeah it was a thousand to one which listen
he laid it all out there on the dais he really left it left
it in you know the speakers hands yeah yeah I just want to
thank God for giving me the yeah fucking break Christ comes
right bar yeah so well you know the chief strategist of the
White House should have a say in who asks questions to Alex
Jones when he's maybe drunk on the street so he allows bright
Bart guy to ask him a couple questions that are all like
really like softball their meatballs he just knocked out
of the park like yeah Trump is great Chuck Schumer sucks
yeah those sorts of things here's something what's your
favorite Sunday the one when he went when I go to church
or you're talking ice cream I don't eat that anymore because
I take supplements
ice cream supplement we have a super male ice cream vitality
God I would eat that I would do I bet that's delicious
ice cream that gives you a boner
so here's another question about the spirituality that's
going on also from the bright part reporter
beach it was a very spiritual speech unlike a lot of the
rally speeches and I tweeted right before I said he's going
to invoke the Providence he's going to invoke the covenant
and he did it because that's the key listen I didn't even be
that much of a religious person till I got deeper in and
study these people they all understand that they have to
get God out not let us feel empowered not let us know about
America's destiny not teach what George Washington said they
need to kill that narrative because from their atheist
or you know globalist view from psychological view it gives
us a culture that unifies us so they've been killing our
culture that's right and then they've been bringing in this
alien culture of everybody hating each other and fighting
with each other and trying to bring us down but then while
they suck and sap our energy so I meant the second phase of
slavery just fell today humans are trying to progress in the
future so they call themselves the progressives they're the
opposite they're not the progressives regress they're
regressives that's what the Jacobin party was about and
that's what the Democrats were called what was the Jacobin
or French Revolution party they wanted to regress everything
and basically set up their own new tyranny what you're
seeing here is the real renaissance and what you're
seeing here is the real 1776
George Washington quotes guard against the imposters of
pretended patriotism interesting interesting George
Washington quote if the freedom of speech is taken away
then dumb and silent we may be led like sheep to the slaughter
interesting quote anymore yeah let's see
Jesus in the last week or so Alex has also been up on this
like I think he has a word a day calendar where today's word
is Providence arbitrary power is most easily established on
the ruins of liberty abuse to licentiousness that's that's
bingo yeah strange how that one I hate it when people don't
teach what George I really do but this is George Washington
to point out I didn't consider that yeah so he also in his
word a day calendar he's got Providence Providence birthright
loves Rhode Island and then also the other one is Jacobin
he's been talking about the Jacobin party for like the last
few days French revolutions yeah yeah yeah but does he know
how that worked out in the end nope it does he have any idea
what happened next no does he know about the terror but you
know what he doesn't you know he does know he doesn't know
about that stuff but what he does know is that no one else
does the people listening don't know no they have no idea
and Jacobin sounds like a sort of you know the there it sounds
like Lutheran kind of it has that religious feel to it as a
religious feel yes you can talk about the Maccabees and stuff
like that and no one knows what you're referring to no you can
talk about like and that's why a lot of these pseudo religious
people who scream talk about like the book of Enoch yeah
Gnostic shit yeah they've never read this stuff they don't
actually know what these things say but they know that the
people they're talking to don't eat right and this is the same
thing with the Jacobin stuff that's where the Democrats come
from yeah God not really nope so do you have any information
you'd like to share with our listeners about the Jacobins
as far as that goes the timeline of the French Revolution
begins with a good idea and ends with a lot of people getting
their heads chopped off who maybe didn't have it coming okay
and then it further ends with I don't know an autocratic
dictator and these people hearing based on a war like
society these people who had their heads cut off were the
Jacobins yes yeah so hmm regressive strange how that works
yeah strange so at this point an African American shows up
a mighty American American I say mighty because he's got a great
hat on I'll say really okay looks great what kind of hat
bowler no like just like a gentleman's hat okay I'd describe
it you'd like out of Mad Men kind of that's nice and this guy
he's wearing a vest as well because that's the way you wear
that hat as I recall he's got a full suit on oh and a nice coat
that's awesome he looks great and Alex says as much at the
beginning okay good still on here all right yes sir God bless
anybody else we get on team radio here sir come on in here
sharp dress fella all right what's your name sir Marshall McGill
Marshall McGill talk to folks here take over hey hey you know
what today was the beginning of something new we've been waiting
for this for a long time and you know the most important thing
I saw the day was that our president is putting back America
first we've been compromising we've been putting everybody else
second we didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings we were
politically correct and today our president says America has
nothing wrong with any other country putting themselves first
but we're going to put ourselves first we're going to focus
on building our inner cities we're going to focus on building
our rural areas he's not we're going to be focusing on
education most of all what I got today was that our president
says we're going to put God first try and the Bible says
don't think you said that 1430 that the righteousness exaltation
and sin brings it down that he brought the power back here
there you go we can't do anything without God and we put God
first nothing will be impossible for us so the most important
thing it is today out of all the different agendas and so forth
was putting God first and we seek God first everything else
will be added to us so I'm encouraged today that we're
starting over I'm encouraged today that we're putting God
first and so one of the things that I think is really fascinating
is when your team says something about God it's like oh this
is a sign that God is coming back but when your opposite side
says something about God then he's a secret Muslim and he's
falsely pretending to use the word of God as a weapon well
the brilliance of the Bible is that you can kind of say
whatever the fuck you want sure especially if you it's everything
like even even in the even in what is it the Old Testament
where it says the devil can quote the Bible as well like
it's all just I don't think there's any reference of the
devil in the Bible well and it's it's not necessarily the
devil but like evil evil yeah yeah but also the like this is
the thing that always drives me up a fucking wall is that if
a fiat fiat's always trying to people who like are religious
refuse to acknowledge that one of the big parts of Jesus is
that he undid the Old Covenant yes the Old Covenant that is in
the Old Testament is null and void well because when Jesus
Trent genuinely had that conversation where they're like
maybe we should just get rid of the Old Testament it's there
it's it's important as maybe a historical document it is one
of the great like what if like a Philip K Dick alternate
history of what if we got rid of the Old Testament man in the
High Castle but only the New Testament yeah God that would
be like the you know there's no utopia coming out of that
but I do think the world is a much better place if an eye
for an eye is replaced by turn the other cheek yeah if you
only use the teachings of Jesus you are in a better state
there's still problems the four Gospels you're in a much
better state like the the letters the the epistles are all
fucking horrifying that's because Paul was a crazy dude yeah
like Timothy was a dick but even taking those letters Timothy
was a dick is my my review of the Bible on Amazon I give it
one star because Timothy was a dick if you take all those
people who are really involved with building the early church
think about who those people would be nowadays they would be
crazy people yeah they were crazy cult members who wanted
power probably and they they built the system where and they
could they could get some power which was within this burgeoning
church yeah I agree they were they were like that's the the
interesting thing about that is it was the reverse of most
cults where good people are the ones being taken advantage
by the cult leader and in this circumstance it is kind of like
they were taking advantage of the fact that Jesus is preached
like love which everybody is on board with which might be why
it was so effective yeah well and also why it was so dangerous
why they had to kill that guy is because he was he was like
hey maybe this maybe this whole patriarchy with a you know
kill him yeah but also there's a there's some indications if
you if you go into it and look through historical records and
stuff like that that there's a decent chance that they might
have gotten their records confused yeah and that the Jesus
who was the rabbi wasn't actually ever crucified it was
another guy named Jesus and that the record was actually
a guy named Jesus there's a really weird coincidence he
doing it I don't know I don't know he was an illegal immigrant
and that much I know it's a Jerusalem we can't say this
for certainty or prove it but there are a lot of experts who
believe that there were two Jesus's historically and they've
been conflated into one yeah well and also the Jesus the
whole miracle story is the same one that Mithras had sure
sure you know like the whole thing is just a mishmash and
a hodgepodge of all these other religions co-op but if you
take a lot of the teachings you take all the sort of miracles
and stuff out of it and you just take the teachings like
the TJ Jefferson did what Thomas Jefferson had a Bible where
he removed all of the miraculous magical the yeah yeah the
YA novel yeah you take that out the hunger games portions
yeah yeah okay so this interview goes on a little bit more
and it gets more and more religious as it goes I want to
warn the elite even they kill Trump the spirit is is us as
we kept saying it's already been opened up and it's already
rising and they're not going to stop it all of the world
countries are trying to get off under the globalist the
globalist are very very evil and they're going to set up their
world government the Bible tells us about these are evil
people we're living in the last days we're living in perilous
times and the Bible says that the kingdom of heaven suffers
by us and the violence taken by force we can no longer be
passive we can no longer sit back and watch our country go
to hell we can't do that we've got to stand up for what is
right and we've got to take our positions as men and women
of God not just for us but we're going to be judged by what
happens to the generations behind us so it's imperative that
we're going to have differences we're going to have
disagreements we're not going to always go together on
everything but the most important thing that we can do is
is is agree to disagree and then in peace seek the higher
position of that particular principle or whatever we're
debating on that seems to go against Alex Jones the whole
thing that today America has taken a step and you know what
it's not just America but there are countries all around the
world has been waiting on us to do this but Bible says in
Romans 80 says that the creation they mown and grown waiting
on this guy is just showing off his Bible now but he might be
a preacher yeah there are people out there waiting for America
to take its stand again and they like in the Bible but this
divisiveness is black this white that this this this all this
stuff that's going it's just political it's just the ending
because we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but I believe
that today we're on the right track but we're on the right
track have you ever felt the spirit stronger than no no you
know so I want that said but also I want to say a couple
things that's really said that he's never felt the spirit
stronger than that day that day yeah that seems to go against
all of the spirit yeah the spirits really fucking up yeah
the spirit really shouldn't be dependent on the president
right I would think not yeah but he says the couple things
that I think are sort of in opposition with himself he said
he's saying that we should agree to disagree about stuff and
look for the higher principle it's like just taking those
words I agree that there's some value in that yeah can't do
that when the other side is religiously based well and
can't do that the the the thing that you know you saw where
that one white supremacist got punched in the face Richard
Spencer yeah and people are like oh you know that's the
violence of the protesters but there's that like he wants to
go all black people he's a literal Nazi can't we punch
Nazis he's advocate isn't that a black genocide most American
thing you can do is punch Nazis right I have two thoughts
about it and I think they're both equally valid okay one was
that it was amazingly cathartic and I can't lie I watch that
clip like 15 times yeah yeah but I also see the bad optics
of it I see that like it's just because you disagree with
someone even if you disagree with them intensely it doesn't
mean you should assault them I don't think that person did
anything wrong but I probably wouldn't have done it myself
even though I would want to know I would I would probably
well no but I'm not I'm not a violent dude by nature but
then again it is like he's a Nazi yep there's no defense for
Nazis now there is a defense for Nazis being allowed to or
Nazis not being put in prison for espousing their dumb belief
sure that goes that is freedom of speech you cannot be taken
apart by the government yeah but if you get punched in the face
for being a Nazi I'm cool with that it kind of it kind of
comes with the territory because because how many times have
I don't know Nazis or white supremacists just fucking
straight up murdered everybody I'm bummed out about yeah so
this guy he keeps getting here here's one thing that what I
wanted to talk about from the first clip right before the
the last one that we played is whenever he was talking about
it's time for America to put themselves first yeah he said
it's okay if everybody else puts themselves first yeah
because America is going to do that for themselves like that
is the single most we're all going to fight a war thing you
can possibly say well if we all put ourselves first then
how do you ever have international compromise if you do
not put humans first yeah like then you're you're literally
going when you come up against the other country that puts
themselves first in any conflict now there's always a zero
some game always always even though that's going to wind up
being more damaging to both parties well I think that the
nobility of sacrifice has kind of been lost on people like
this you know the idea of like look look we can all play
actually if they would just sit down and look at the prisoners
dilemma I think they might actually be able to realize
their entire concept would they would they could fall apart
they couldn't understand the prisoners dilemma I guarantee
that they would have no concept but just the idea that
sometimes collaboration is the best possible outcome right
even though you individually would get more by turning
your back on your partner right it's it's it's insane to
me that people don't aren't able to have these abstract
thoughts of like we can all do better together if we work
together although it doesn't appear that way yeah some
horseshit anyway is the this interview it's some horseshit
this interview goes on and this is the last clip from this
interview because I think Alex interrupts him in an incredibly
rude way oh no I think is really funny I wonder if it's
nevermind we'll get to we'll get to why I have an issue with
him interrupting this specific person but to be fair in this
whole time he hasn't really interrupted I think it's because
he's put a lot of restraint into that bottle of wild turkey
there yeah and I watch the rabbi speak I watched the white
speak I watched it but the power was strong the power was
Trump oh that might even be sacrilegious oh boy yeah that's
well he's already said that it doesn't matter about religion
we're all energy that's true so at this point I want to take a
little bit of a break from the literal chronology here and
play a little Crip of Alex being drunk because it's we need a
little fun right about now all right so here's a drunk Alex
screaming on the street after the deplorable and I don't
understand it I don't need a board the will of the Republic
will dominate this thing is nobody understood a goddamn word
he said something about the Republic I'm a fucking lush a
lot of the time whenever I go for it I don't think I've ever
been like this level of drunk yeah but you know because it's
booze mixed with super male vitality exactly that creates
this weird I hate to call it a demon but like I think what I
think what that I think a big part of that super male vitality
stuff is probably testosterone oh sure and testosterone or
mimicry or something like that yeah if you don't have control
over testosterone that's what you fucking sound like yeah all
the time I'll never be more glad that I probably have low T
than when I watch him yeah right I'm super passive by nature
but it's like well the reverse would be way worse yeah well
and that's why it always it always boggles my mind whenever
that's never mentioned in like all of the things that we glorify
high testosterone for it's never come with like oh and by the
way this is also the thing where it's like you're super violent
you know yeah like I don't know pick your sport any of them
yeah hockey why is why is fighting still allowed in hockey
because we all have to get out some kind of sublimated testosterone
bullshit well actually Alex talked about this on a recent show
of course he did that sports in general are created by the powers
that be in order to mimic warfare to take away our male energy
I mean if it weren't for the created by a nonsense thing
that's kind of what sports are for like also the reason that
we don't have gladiators killing each other is because instead
we have fucking football but he also we watch people kill each
other slowly he also said that Hitler was responsible for
popularizing the Olympics which I'm not sure if that's true
that is not strictly true but the 1936 Olympics were the ones
where the entire world stood like stood at attention for
it but there's a big reason for that I can't think of any big
reasons can't think of any big reasons at the time anyway
take the mic away from your mouth because he's not done yelling
oh boy 1776 will come in again you like it this is just the
info war imagine you get the physical fight with us it's
I know you do now don't you we haven't taken the gloves off
and if you want to keep pushing with your commie Chinese
everybody else we're going to blow your ass off the map all
the secret weapons ain't in the control of you anymore are
they they're now in the hands of George Washington 2.0 so I
know why you're shaking in fear that is a drunk man is a drunk
man I know why you're shaking in fear he also if you watch the
video he looks wasted his like he's got like is he wearing a
suit yeah but his the ties is way he's just like he's the guy
at the wedding who's waiting to fuck somebody and it's not
happening honestly it looks like he's out on Bourbon Street
that's really the vibe that the video has and it's like maybe
six people standing around him and he's just yelling at your
music and he's just yelling at a camera like it's he's doing
a wrestling promo yeah it's it's that's exactly what that
sounded like hey globalists you know like you don't have the
secret weapons anymore yeah what secret weapons are they're
secret oh that's a good point yeah we don't tell them yeah I
mean he knows about him well because some caller told him
about him so this one is a nice this is in between his two
interviews that he does on the street again this whole thing
is supposed to be a breakdown of the speech and it seems to
just be turning into church or at least a long rambling nonsense
yeah stream of consciousness consciousness yeah so here's
here's a I don't really understand based on my labeling of
clips I really I mean he's a lot like Virginia Wolf is what I'm
trying to say this one is called gotta be humble I'm not
sure I'm not entirely sure gotta be humble I gotta I gotta
label these that is his that is his first track on his Gospel
album yeah and ladies and gentlemen about David Knight and
the rest of the great crew are there in studio I'm gonna talk
to a few more people out here on the street and then I'm gonna
go get a little bite to eat and then I'm gonna be back on I
really need to focus right some notes gonna go on a tree I
know because this is a very special time I have to go back
just for a second okay because it's worth it very humble I
know because this is a very special time I missed it again
he said very humble didn't know no no you got to see how he
phrases it okay funny all right it's just be very humble I
know very special time this is a professional outfit I missed
it again but he says is I need to go grab a bite to eat put on
some clothes and gotta take some notes gotta be real humble
like what are you talking about that's a great that's a great
checklist like to do list on his wall like well it also shows
a little bit of insight into his mind that like be humble is
on his checklist it's like yeah he does as opposed to something
that is internalized which which I don't necessarily I don't
necessarily find fault with that because I don't think it is
like a an internal thing to be humble right like it does it's
not I'm 5050 on it yeah you think so yeah I feel like a lot
of the virtues aren't really inborn I think there's my thought
I think there's work to be done but if you generally do the
work it becomes second nature well yeah so it means he's ear
so humility deficient that he has to work on it real hard
every day or it's new it's a new practice for him I would
actually go with the former yeah probably he seems like the
most humility deficient person it's it's like his entire
radio show is self aggrandizing how he gets everything 100%
correct it's true all the time like that whole that whole like
how did you know how did you know you didn't talk to Trump
because we're on the same page yeah because where I'm I'm
always correct so of course America yeah of course somebody
who's always correct is following my playbook to yeah like
that's self aggrandizement to a ridiculous extent well and
what you just expressed is literally what he says about
why he's right all the time it's like well no I understand I
have the globalists playbook yeah I'm not predicting things
based on like just random predictions I know what they're
not yeah so there's no way that the guy who predicted
concentration camps would just be randomly predicting things
yeah so the globalist playbook he's very humble and this
clip goes on for a little bit where he says some wacky Lee
and wackadoo bullshit the evil that was getting ready to
unfold you thought things were already evil they were about
to launch the full evil total takeover the media arresting
you know torturing us I mean the whole nine yards torture
and it is it was so horrible that even the intelligence
agencies just said we just did this we can't do this is
crazy it's like a comic book of evil I mean it's just so it's
so evil you see movies you read history books both fiction
and nonfiction you think things like this can't you see it
happen and we saw a guy trying to get three llamas in this
morning pass on my security way and it's like we had to take
photos of their no one believe it I'm gonna put those up
where it's like put those on the llama or something I mean
it's just so much my point is crazy stuff's going on Roger
Stone shows up in a huge top hat he's been poisoned by
polonium we're living in crazy times so the end of that was
was insanity he people were sneaking llamas in he said
Obama's a llama I think is what he said no he said someone's
gonna put a bomb in a llama.
Oh God a llama bomb would be the best day of my life.
Yeah, that would be insane but like just having somebody on
the news say and there was a there's a llama bomb.
There is a bomb in a llama or I can't say that without laughing
a bomb in a llama.
Yeah, it's like well there's definitely better mechanisms
to get a bomb somewhere.
Also there aren't funnier mechanisms to get a bomb somewhere.
Now I have to ask you this other than like a traditional
like giant cartoon bomb where it's the big circle with
a giant thing on a Rube Goldberg machine getting getting
from the Middle East to the United States you just flip
a checker over yeah domino over yeah so let me ask you this
Jordan if you were to put a bomb in a llama would you where
would I put it in plant it or would you make the llama eat
the bomb.
Oh that's a good question.
I don't think you're gonna get the llama to eat the bomb.
No, but I think there's a funny visual.
I think there are too many potential complications with
the surgery and if you're gonna make I'm gonna go with a bomb
suppository.
Okay, if you're gonna make it eat it you should go goat
instead of llama because that's those guys eat anything.
Those guys are like yeah but the way that they'll digest it
is they're gonna explode immediately right right you got
to use a llama.
I think that's what we've established right here if you're
gonna bomb something you bomb a llama dig down so you cut
open the belly of the llama you put the bomb in right so it
up hastily yes because you can't have a bomb just sitting
inside this llama for a long time do we know with proper
veterinary experience oh my God successfully llama bomb
someone.
This is the best conspiracy this is the best conspiracy theory
is Dr. Wallach Dr. Wallach false flag info wars the whole
time so I don't I should be clear I think Alex was saying
that as a joke like I don't think he I don't actually was
saying there was a bomb in a llama I think that I don't think
that part he did say he was gonna put up pictures of the
llamas and I have I haven't scoured his site I don't know
but also the Roger Stone shows up in a top hat he's been
pointing with Polonium it's like fuck off is the top hat like
the the mad hatter situation where that's where well Roger
Stone is a notorious fancy dresser I don't know if you know
that about I did not know that about right he's a little bit
of a fancy man I would say he's a glamour puss it's possible
to say he's notorious for that and he does wear silly hats
a lot but also I was like I wanted to try and like figure
out what the fuck was going on with the Polonium right if
there were any mainstream any possible any sources that were
reputable at all there aren't there's just a bunch of blogs
of course not but accidentally in my research I learned that
Roger Stone has been banned from CNN and NBC and the reason is
kind of fun okay he says it's because he supports Trump and
because you know he's too conservative and he knows the
truth right the reality is that over a period of time he was
caught calling various media personalities who worked for
CNN and MSNBC quote an arrogant know-it-all Negro a stupid
Negro nope not a Negro bad a professional Negro stop it a
Mandingo no no that one's real bad he referred to some as
quota hires does he know what a Mandingo is that's a big dick
guy right specifically one big dick guy in porno no I mean
historically but I don't think I think he does and that's why
he's using the term that's very not good also he referred to
I would assume it was Rachel Maddow but I don't know it
doesn't specifically say who he was talking about he's called
someone the Muff Diver so that's pretty good I'm way happier
with Muff Diver than I am with me or fat Negro now so yeah he
called people who worked for those stations yeah there's a good
chance he is a homosexual I just showed a freezing some pictures
of Roger Stone shirtless looking like he's at Mardi Gras in
Brazil but to be fair it was a woman licking him it was a woman
licking him but otherwise he is a snappy dresser he's confirmed
that through various sources some perhaps at NBC consulted a
professional I did I did God don't say that I know it's so
awful that's the worst and it's like a why do you got a sensor
conservatives why you got a why you got to kick us off the air
it's like it's not your conservative it's that you say
shit like that yeah you will not be welcome on our show if you
talk like that look hey do you want to cut the budget and maybe
balance it that's okay do not go racist yeah but also here's
the other thing about that though yeah is if you do say it's
because you're a conservative okay then you are conflating that
racism with conservative thought oh that's interesting so if
you're going to you would even catch that no he would have no
idea that that's what's going on there but if you're going to
get kicked off for saying racist shit and then say it's because
you're a conservative that's that we're back that means that
we're in those are those are you know the same thing you know
that's called my friend or one is part of the other that's
called the classical syllogism that is that's that is dead to
rights conservatism is racist yes yeah according to Roger
so according to us but yeah he's a glamour puss looks great
wears top hats around looks great he looks good without a
shirt what an older man he does look good with 100% wasn't
poisoned with polonium no there's no possible way no fucking
possible way the only images that he's released that prove it
it just looks like he has it's yeah like it looks like he has
a little bit of a pocked mark face well I looked up a media
I claim about that where they were like Rajasthan Rajasthan
claimed that he was poisoned by polonium which was the
famously used to poison the KGB agents that Peyton talked
about and they they vary like even more damning for them is
not going on a polemic but just then going immediately to and
Rajasthan claims that he's debunking things in his new book
right and you're like that is the sweetest little fuck you
there it's all selling the little twist of like he's claiming
something that's so easily debunkable and also he's
plugging his we're going to debunk shit book well and also
it came out the other day that he's under federal
investigation oh really I wonder what for being in touch with
WikiLeaks and the Russians during the campaign odd how that
happened but because he wasn't like an official Trump campaign
person it might be okay for now if you are President Trump
yeah with the capability to stop that investigation man of
the amount of things going to happen the amount of political
capital that would cost would be so tough here we're past
political capital yeah there is no more political capital
period they control the entire government and Trump is a
fucking lunatic right so why would even a minority in
Congress if pushed too far and with millions of people on
the street could shut down the government a lot Ted Cruz like
it that's a good question it could be done but it would be
extreme but see and that's I think if he squashed these
investigations into his friends yeah I think that it might be
a tipping point that would be an impeachable that would be
the most impeachable it would be cut and dry yeah like you
would have to and if you didn't then why are we having
America anymore yeah if you're going to like squash
investigations that are that are concurrent and running and
have been for about Manafort about Roger Stone about Carter
Page yeah then you are essentially admitting that
whatever they're investigating is guilty yeah yeah yeah right
that's the that is America today but yesterday with the
women's March we were like I've genuinely not felt hope like
that in such a long time yeah today it's still back to but I
encourage you to look up a picture of Roger Stone in a silly
top hat because it's kind of fun I encourage you to look up a
picture of Roger Stone shirtless yeah that is also fun so
he has a very Trumpy or now a Putin Ian chest I think I
think Alex does too now really yeah he's been he did a
supplement test on himself over the last month Christ over
the month of December and into January he's like you I don't
fucking I'm not gonna play any of this but he's like hey so I
used to be really in shape nice you know started doing all
this I didn't work too much at the radio I put on a hundred
pounds then I started taking the supplements and I just lost
so much weight and then you know the election got going and
you know I keep my supplements on a lazy Susan on the table
and someone that's that's not good someone took away the lazy
Susan I keep my Molly on a lazy Susan on the table basically
he blames someone moving his lazy Susan with him stopping
taking supplements yeah that makes it like I gained a bunch
of weight so I'm gonna do this test on myself over the next
month I'm gonna take him like crazy and he doesn't he loses
like nine pounds or something like that who cares but he he
shows so many pictures of himself shirtless in these ads
what is it with that's a barrel chest it's crazy it looks
gross so he's out on the streets that's a that's a low blow
from us physical appearance is not what we're here about I mean
barrel chest isn't a negative thing that's true you did say
he looks gross though that's a personal opinion
listen that's that's one of our Leanne McAdones in this in
this podcast of ours I agree with you I don't want to body
shame him but I will say this he couldn't hit
that looks just could not get it alright so he's back out on
the streets here it's the same clip just a little bit later
after yelling about how you got to be humble and Roger Stone
has been poisoned with polonium yeah he finds an Indian
gentleman with a MAGA hat on a make America great hat alright
and this guy is fucking angry oh boy I see her nice nice to
be here and nice to see you and my name is Philip Thomas I'm
a naturalized American citizen I lived in many parts of the
world I lived in Muslim countries and I know how human
rights are being violated you know and people are people of
other religions are treated like dirt and this country is a
great country for the past eight years we had a nightmare with
Obama and that nightmare is over today yeah as that yeah
the brother the African American brother said a lot of
quotation he gave from the Bible you read Daniel chapter
two you'll find God is the installer and God is the
remover of Kings today God had installed Mr. Trump as the
president of this country that's right we voted but nothing
the enemy could do work it all turned against it was problems
yeah I can't tell you the problem is I've experienced was
was that you really King's Kings Kings yeah that's King's
that's bad optic probably don't want to use King's in this
situation and say that they're responsible but like they're
there because of God's will yeah it's also a really scary
oh do you mean that whole like let's make no laws regarding
the practice of religion well I mean no one's saying that anyone
can or can't practice whatever religion they want but this is
a Christian country and God put King Trump in Kings Kings Kings
Kings Kings what else you got I do I do like how he not okay
I like you choosing your words carefully I'm trying here
because he was very very clear about his name being Philip
Thomas yeah now that was a chosen name and he's a naturalized
citizen so he's going somewhere else exactly he has chosen
that name which is and that I yeah that I respect completely
sure and there is a certain amount of nobody is more fervent
about the American dream than immigrants absolutely because
that's the whole reason you came here you know because that's
the that's the ideal there also if I was going to change my name
I was a naturalized citizen what would you change it to Dutch
Dutch reason maybe I haven't figured out the last name yet
but Dutch would be my first if you change it to Dutch Patel
this dude would hate I'm sorry I interrupted you so yeah so
we've got the Kings there I agree with him on the human rights
violations sure I absolutely do I would like him to follow up
with more why he's unhappy with the past eight years of Obama
why was a nightmare why yeah there's a human rights nightmare
like that that's well that's a really interesting thing that I
would want to have a full conversation because he doesn't
explain we're less to grapple with it and if his argument is
that it's a human rights nightmare because of like the drone
killings there's definitely there's definitely a conversation
to have on that yeah absolutely but I don't think that's what
he's talking about I think would that would be giving a lot
of credit I think it's more brainwashing yeah I'm very much
gonna go with that's not what he was talking about right so
now here's here's the next here's the thing that gets to me
about that narrative or that that brainwashing can you point
to any specific thing that's not made up where Obama has
infringed upon any kind of rights yes in their mentality
yes okay are we talking about purely gay equality basically
yeah that's really what they're going with right the idea that
people would have to recognize these gay marriages when it's
against their religion to believe in gay marriage or or that
that would be probably the way they would present it is that
do do why does this cake shop have to make a gay cake right
I mean who cares and yeah yeah gives a fuck sorry make a cake
or don't or don't yeah they'll go somewhere else yeah don't but
also also know that a lot of people aren't gonna like that
yeah enjoy the blowback that's fine putting up a sign saying
you know no gays allowed yeah but again but that gives a fuck
but that's the argument that comes down to like what the free
market literally is if you want to do that you know that the
the people who are super like libertarian on the free market
side will make the argument that like yeah if someone puts up
a no black sign at their restaurant then they're gonna go
out of business because everyone hates it yeah and that sounds
good in theory but if you look at what happened with Chick-fil-A
it doesn't work that way didn't fucking bother them at all in
fact the Republicans rallied around it the Christian
conservatives were like we're gonna go to Chick-fil-A and make
a big deal out of how we're going to it to support them for
hating gay people yeah so they know there are enough bigots
in the world that will celebrate that decision yeah that it
kind of will keep them in business and then but but even
then it's not as though he forced anyone to do anything
other than the same thing that the government is there for
which is in the eyes of our law that is the case if you don't
want to acknowledge that the government cannot arrest you
for it unless you are working for the government there like
a judge or the clerk the clerk that famously yeah for her to
deny those licenses is illegal yeah because that's a purely
law issue yeah but if you work at a fucking cake shop you
don't have to acknowledge that they're getting married you're
just making a fucking cake sure sure sure like nobody put
those people in jail for and I don't think because that's
illegal with any understanding of God too like and I don't
want to get off on a like God as I see him kind of rent yeah
but like any you mean non-existent all right any version
of God that is conceivable I can't imagine him being like or
her being like hey you lived a good life I appreciate what
you did you had a great family but you made those queers a
cake and that that would be that's a big deal for me that's
like I can't imagine that's a hilarious God you do have to
if that was if that was really God that's a pretty funny fucking
bit yeah so this guy goes on a little bit more about hating
Democrats you know my heart bleeds when I see the young
people are supporting Democratic Party which is which is
directionless and now you know what's happening with Democratic
Party they're trying to take keep us Allison as the chief and
he is Islamist he wants to destroy United States disagree with
that and American should wake up if you don't wake up you will
be in your slumber and your slumber will lead to death agree
with that for different reasons so we're for we're two for three
on dumb shit he said but but the other two you do you disagree
with what he's actually saying you just agree with the literal
words of course yeah there's no evidence I can find that Keith
Ellison is a radical Islamist I find any there either yeah with
my zero research that's how much research I need to do I've done
a little and I I've also done some research on this next clip
which is another wild accusation could you believe though that
in Europe and here they actually sold out in Britain as the head
of the CIA is a hardcore Wahhabist yes and that this has been
put up with yeah and so we have to be careful and Alex Jones
is doing a positive job I've been watching is his videos is
he's a hardcore what Wahhabist what's a Wahhabist it's one of
the branches of radical Islam it's one of the groups that's
mostly responsible for the terrorism that we see oh I didn't
know that yeah and the idea that John Brennan the former head
of the CIA was a Wahhabist sleeper cell kind of thing is wacky
there's a lot of sleeper cells in like
there because and I think we talked about this before which
is that because a lot of people are so reasonable if you want
to go and paint them as evil you have to make shit up yeah you
can't you can't engage with them on reality no
but one of the big reasons that they have this narrative I
looked into it because I wanted to get to the bottom of why
they think that Brennan is a Wahhabist sleeper cell and most
of it dates back to him refusing to call the terrorists
radical Islamic terrorists who wanted to call them extremist
terrorists okay and within not not like taking away the fact
that they were of the Islamic faith but just prioritizing
that they are extremist terrorists yeah which is really
the more important point probably what do you what do you
call the IRA
you'd call them extremists yeah or would you call them radical
irish Catholics yeah radical Catholics I now if you do
call them though yeah exactly but even then if you do call
them that what are you doing like what is the what is the
goal there other than to demonize them it's to tar their
religion yeah it's to tar other Catholics who are involved
in their their behaviors so if you're going to go with any
kind of radical religion there then all you're really doing
is saying these are the people who actually believe
what they're saying and other people who maybe don't practice
it also believe that that this should be happening well
there's another dangerous piece of it too in that it's sort
of like they're doing it we should too mentality of being
like these are the radical Islamists the only way to fight
them is radically with radical Christianity we have to have
another crusade kind of thing and it's not our fault we had
to do this to respond to that yeah and that's his whole whatever
it is they say we're doing is what they're doing yes so we
have to do it this clip isn't done is going to talk a little
bit about Alex Jones is international audience so we
have to be careful and Alex Jones is doing a great job I've
been watching is his videos is on YouTube and my son who
lives in India always calls and tells me don't forget don't
don't don't neglect Alex Jones views he it's very important
and it to save America and I'm so well as a huge listeners
in India of course you have and after tomorrow I'm flying to
India and I'm going to be an ambassador for Mr. Trump but
India is fucked up enough as it is they got a lot of issues
on their play out a lot of issues did you see that that
dude just eliminated paper currency I didn't see that just
overnight he was like all of your paper currency is now
worthless whoa yeah because that works who's this guy the
prime minister not just this guy did you see this guy right
there who is talking to Alex Jones yeah Philip Thomas I do
know that I've I've in the past talked about how India has
monkey police yes and people think that I'm some sort of a
xenophobic bigot because I say that but that I bring up the
stories and it's literal they have they have they have
monkey police that police other monkeys yeah it's crazy
there they have such a problem it's such a huge place with
so many different cultures and languages and everything like
it's it's the north and the south are like night and day
from each other it and we can't even really understand that
we we think of our like rural America and the urban elites
and so like that it's so much bigger than that and then you
get into Pakistan as well being and and this whole thing it
boggles my mind how it's all basically the UK like they just
yeah so when it's their fault yeah yeah whenever they just
drew up random lines where it's like okay everybody who
identifies as Pakistani now moves from wherever they were
living and they just drew up these random borders and that
could not have caused more insane conflict it's like the
remnants of colonialism being being brought to full light
yeah essentially yeah so this guy has another thing he wants
to say and this is a direct shout out to the Muslims maybe
another pro wrestling promo type of shout out to the Muslims
so we have to be very careful about Islamic agenda you know
they said Muslims are all good or let them be good at home
nobody says they're all good and also that wildly simplistic
view of the world Muslims stay home all right fine I it is
it is tempting the simplistic view of the world so tempting
of course the good versus evil is such a tempting concept to
believe in because it makes everything easy yeah it makes
everything so easy but what you miss in the nuances kind of
reality yeah so he has one more thing he wants to say and this
really scares me quite a bit this is our last clip from Alex's
breakdown of Trump's speech on the street this is a bit scary
they kill Trump which I know they're seriously considering
doing I think it'll be an even bigger to see no no I don't
think that will happen because our police our military our
secret service they're all strong no I best I agree but they're
going to try as I'm saying oh yeah of course yes yes of course
they try but they try being mean but Trump will triumph Jesus
will protect Jesus will protect Jesus will protect yes because
God is the installer and as installed Mr. Trump to become
the president of this greatest nation and the most the
greatest superpower ever in the history of mankind
that's that's true yuck that is true we are the greatest
superpower in the history of mankind which is the scariest
possible reality yeah to have Trump as the fucking president
but just that part where he's like Trump will triumph and
screaming it is just like that's so hit Larry and yeah like
that is the kind of speech you'd hear yeah from people who are
super into yeah and I'm not here to say that Trump is Hitler
no that's that's again the good and evil who was it that's the
super simplistic worldview is Dan Harmon Dan Harmon has a has
a great little not bit but just like this concept where it's
like I would rather we call him Hitler before he becomes
Hitler like if Hitler was called out for being Hitler before
that before he became that it's like no that's a good thing
that's a good thing that we're trying to stop this from
happening well because we have the awareness of what has
happened in the past we should use that awareness yeah that's
the only way for never again to actually work yep and instead
it is the same kind of nationalism that gave rise to all
that bullshit and Hitler used religion to I mean it's I mean
like we're see you see these people on the street and they're
all like they're wrapping up all of their religious beliefs
into this nationalistic movement and and whether or not
Trump means that to happen he's not strong enough to control
these people like oh yeah absolutely not like what whatever
his real agenda is like let's imagine a scenario where he
actually does just want to lower taxes if that were all he
really wanted to do he still has these fringe weirdos who are
emboldened by him who are empowered by him and they're
putting whatever bullshit they have into his victory and he
can't control them no one can know there which is which is the
lesson that the GOP is currently learning because they
couldn't control Trump they should have learned that with
a tea party you sure would have thought that yeah but what
they did what they did was they piggybacked on it and they
assumed that they could minimize it while still using it and
I mean you just look at how Fox News instead of being the
propaganda arm for the GOP became the like the GOP yeah
like they started to dictate to the GOP what was going to
happen instead of the GOP you know telling them to make other
points yeah exactly I mean if you if you just go by like the
stated objectives of the GOP 40 years ago it's insane to think
that all of a sudden now it is you know not just you know lip
service to balancing the budget or anything like that but
they're using these cultural like hey no gays no gays as a
way to get tax cuts for the rich it's the culture war
exactly and it's the same like if you get people to fight over
dumb shit you can trick them into voting against their own
interest yep and we can see that Alex Jones's analysis
largely has to do with the dumb shit are we are we giving him
the props of analysis well I mean he would call it that so I
just want to give him you know I want to say all right you
want to speak in his own language sure yeah speaking of his
own language I want to end this episode with a couple of clips
okay that are fucking awesome okay now please I I don't I don't
want to live my phone down I don't want to limit your freedom
microphone down but it's important to hear what's being
said what about my religious freedom yeah I'll limit that so
this this is an interaction that Alex had with a protester on
the street who had a sign that had to do with free speech in
First Amendment being taken away in the press and and what
have you this woman I don't know who she is but she is my new
hero I mean on a really well I'd love to hear about freedom
of the press with them legalizing domestic propaganda
under Obama in the oh my god oh my god are you a Puritan
no I'm just amazed that you're doing your job with liquor on
your breath see I need the guts I got too many guts baby
you do Jesus I drink alcohol so I got too many guts anyways
you know drunk while you know it's actually made up on that
I have a coffee earlier fake news fake news I had a coffee
earlier yeah that's why I smell like you can't smell leather
and leather liquor on his breath yeah that's I had a coffee
earlier God Jesus that is the most that's what you say to a
cop what you have liquor on your breath no I know it's fine
I had a I had a coffee earlier yeah yeah sir could you get out
of the car please now I'm not drunk I had a coffee I'm going
to yell fake news at cops from now on yeah are you drunk fake
news fake news yeah oh do you work for media matters police
officer Soros paying three million people to protest so
that lady is fucking awesome yeah she did not give a fuck
no so he you saw exactly what he did immediately when she
started to throw that reality at him so you smell like booze
and he's like oh yeah I need guts not to yell at someone like
you yeah he tries to spin it yeah now you're gonna have to
put the mic down again okay because they have another
interaction that's a little bit later and man this is great
I just love this this is this this shows the thin skinned
cowardice of Alex Jones oh yeah you got madder listen sweetheart
they're listening it's all over yeah hey if I was losing
an argument sweet cake I'd be like MSCM and I wouldn't sweet
cake cupcake cupcake excuse me excuse me I wouldn't bring you
over here if I was losing the argument you call your mother
yet a car cupcake my mother calls me come how would you like
it if some stranger alter that in public I'd love it would you
appreciate it I would love it while you're lying cupcake cupcake
in my face I'm in her face you go over here cupcake yeah
what a dick what a total fucking dick that I want to say that
is the most fair pathetic oh god someone who agreed with us
acted like that we would oh we would yeah no fuck you yeah
yeah that's insanely shitty behavior yeah no that's a first
of all misogynistic that's a childish bully yeah that is a
13 year old on the playground who just can't engage with anybody
on ideas who maybe just tries to cut you off moose yeah cupcake
cupcake cupcake yeah fuck you yeah that's full on drunk fucking
off and I think that's why they kept him off the air for most
of the time yeah that's a good idea broadcasting because he's
saying shit like that you know it's the I just it's not you
know and I can't I can't co-opt the offense for it you know
like it is it is not something that I'm offended by because I
understand any kind of plight no that I've never had to
experience and to her credit that lady handled that with a
plumber yes decency decorum which is why he got even
angrier at her yeah like if she had started shouting back he
would have pulled back and been like I'm taking the high road
now look at this dumb feminist exactly exactly the sorrows
chill he just fucking accepted what he was doing recognized it
and then immediately minimized and narrated sort of the
absurdity yeah he's a child yeah he's a small child it's like
what would happen to us if we ran into the laughing would make
him oh it would make him so angry whereas the yelling he
would call me cupcake so many times or or no he would call me
cupcake yeah there we go you're like look at you you smiley
fuck oh yeah you think it's funny you think it's so funny to
laugh at me you're a cock you're a cock yeah no that is fucking
bullshit I was hanging out with our friend Marty DeRosa the
other night and he had a nice reminder he gave me a nice
reminder of we watched Alex's coverage of Julian Assange's
big announcement during the campaign he Assange was like
at three in the morning I'm going to make a big announcement
and so Alex and his whole crew stayed up to watch that and
broadcast it live broadcast their coverage of it because they
thought it was going to be all about like the nail in the
coffin for Hillary yeah and all it was was that it was wiki
leeks 10th anniversary and and so at that point they started
screaming you cuck yeah you call them Hillary's butt plug and
all this and look how much that's shifted with an only a couple
months yeah only a couple months now they're like wiki
leeks is the only thing true information yeah it's insanity
to me it's it's it's such a wild hypocrite fuck but but here's
the thing and this is the thing that you see on Twitter all
the time or on the or even on the Daily Show right remember
whenever John used to have those clips of some you know Mitch
McConnell saying some bullshit yeah and then four years later
Mitch McConnell's Mitch McConnell yeah I was thinking
Mitch McConnell hey all right all right all right all right
no saying the exact opposite bullshit yeah and the thing
about a team sport is no one cares well you forget no one
cares about hypocrisy because your team is winning you
forget that three years ago you only won the championship
because a guy who beats his wife was on your team yeah and
you turned a blind eye to that so now you can still cheer for
the team next Ray Rice ran the ball real hard I know he
punched his wife and dragged her out of an elevator but man
he ran the ball were real well yeah I mean we see this over
and over again yeah no and and that's the that's the problem
I always have with even even with people who are Obama
supporters who just accept everything and it's and it's
like no he was hypocritical in a lot of different ways sure
and there's a bunch of ways to justify it and I know he's
making decisions that are so much harder than I can even
possibly imagine that does not mean he is not still been a
hypocrite so many times yeah I reject the argument that it's
wrong to hit to critique the team you're playing yeah you
should absolutely do it like the Democrats right now are they
should be replaced by the fucking women's March well it's
like it's like we don't need it's like it's like what Philip
Thomas said the their Democrats are directionless
and there's Thomas Anderson the great director T. Anderson
T. Anderson he I mean that is that that is a point that he
makes that is very fine it's valid yeah but so anyway the
inauguration happened Alex was clearly drunk for a good part
of it and inauguration happened which means it's time to pray
it is time to pray and it's time for things to change good or
ill this episode is a little bit weird because Alex was out
on the street and there was a very limited amount of coverage
that he did but and then our next episodes he'll be back in
studio I think we'll be able to bring things back towards the
center back towards a normal Alex screaming a whole bunch good
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have a great time in the UK I will be out of the country
I look forward to hearing all about it when you get back
tell me if you find any of these Muslim no go areas I'm gonna
guess that people are gonna ask me about what it feels like
to be an American in the age of Trump I remember when I was
abroad and there was a lot I remember when I was a broad
you're you're passing
I remember when I was abroad when Bush was president and you
got a lot of shit but there was a lot of like kind of feelings
and I can't imagine that it's any better now I think I think
if I do if I do a set anywhere the first words I have to say
are I'm sorry I'm an American I'm sorry and then I can continue
talking I'd like to start this set but it's time to pray it's
time to pray we'll be back shortly ladies and gentlemen
thank you very much thank you good luck and good night
Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding
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