Knowledge Fight - #608: Jordan Takes The Wheel 7
Episode Date: October 22, 2021Today, Jordan takes over hosting duty to tell Dan about a conspiratorial TikTok creator that he's found, and discuss the implications of how old bad information is being spread in new ways....
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I love you. Hey, everybody, you welcome back to fight knowledge. I'm Jordan. I'm Dan. This is a
nice little podcast where we talk about anything is a nice little but Alex Jones. We do still
worship at the alter epsilon. Hey, Jordan. Yes, Dan. What's your bright spot?
We're great at this. I jumped the gun. I don't know how you have that restraint.
I'm telling you. That's that's the thing that most people are like, Jordan. Yeah,
where do you get all your restraint back in the cut and you come in right at the right time to ask
about the right immediate over here about your bright spot. Just wait until I say 2021. We're
going to be into my bright spot today, Dan. Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but tomorrow
we're recording this on the 21st. Tomorrow is October 22nd. And that is the day that Dune
is released, my friend. Is that right? Dune. Is that right? The new Dune. Do you want to go see it?
Like Dune. Should we go like, I mean, we could probably go tonight, like a midnight show. I
don't know if we could go tonight. We could go tomorrow afternoon. I guess so. But we could go
like dressed up. I'll dress up as Duncan Idaho. I'm not, you don't even know what Duncan Idaho
looks like, but it's a great name. It is a great name. Patrick Stewart. It's a book. It's open
to interpretation. No. Patrick Stewart was Gurney Halleck and David Lynch's version. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. I knew you were going to be mad if I didn't correct myself on that one. Someone would have
been. Yeah. Yeah. It would have been awful. How about you, Dan? What's your bright spot? I bet there
is a midnight show we could go to. Probably. Let's think about it. Okay. We'll think about it. Let's
go tomorrow. I'm kind of going to go to bed now.
My bright spot, Jordan, is not a health ranger. Our friend was in town. We had a very nice lunch.
Always nice to see season peeps. Oh, fantastic. Absolutely. Now that I've learned that Dune
is coming out. Oh, this is a bright spot upon a bright spot day for you, Dan. Oh,
yes. Can I dress up as Paul Atreides? Yes, you can. You got it right. Thank you.
You also could have said Muad Dib. Can I dress up as Spice? You could have said Usul. Usul would
have worked. Can I dress up as The Sandworm? No, actually, that is sacrilegious. Oh, yeah.
Shaytan. Shaytan can't mess with Shy Halloud, my friend. I always blow it. I know. It's just
terrible. I'm excited. I'm going to see this movie. I haven't felt this way, this like sort of excited
about a movie since Mortal Kombat. Yeah. And you didn't watch it? Yes, I did. Oh, no, we watched
it together. Yeah. That's right. But it's not like real excitement. It's fake excitement. Sure. Sure.
I am pumped artificially. Right. I was for Mortal Kombat. I was disappointed. I'm going to be
disappointed by Dune, but I'm fucking pumped. I doubt it. Everything I've heard is that this
is the Dune movie that you, Dan, specifically, have been waiting for. I've been waiting a while.
Oh, yeah. But we're not going to talk about Dune today. I bet people wish we were. You're falling
late. All right. So as everybody has probably figured out by now, this is a Jordan episode.
Number five or six? Well, I think it's number six total and five that will be released.
So today, it's going to be a little bit of a shorter episode, but that is because we are talking
about TikTok. And I know that this has been something that we have probably needed to talk
about for a long time. Yeah. I've heard some rumbling. Yeah. And probably the world needs
to talk about for a long time. But while researching this, I realized very quickly why
nobody does this. And that is because it is awful. TikTok is the worst place in the world.
I hate it, but I totally get why it's very, very popular. And we are going to explore
all of that stuff. I've never been on it. I think I'm too old. I've had the same sort of feeling
about it that I had with Snapchat. That is like, nah, it's not for me. Not for me. Not for me. I'm
too old for this show. Oh, no. I was looking through the person we're talking about today
has well over three and a half million followers, right? And I'm going through this with my old
ass, just like looking at these videos, just going like, you know, this isn't how you're
supposed to do it, you know? You're supposed to have a 20 minute episode of a show or something,
man. Yeah. Like a screenplay. Yeah. You know? Years ago, you would have been the guy who like
saw the early YouTube videos. What is this? What is come on, man? What is a minute and a half?
Get the fuck out of here. You're the blogger who's mad at Twitter. Micro blogger. 140 characters.
Get out of here. Nonsense. You need at least a thousand words to explain anything. My only
exposure to TikTok really is my friend, Angela Lampsberry. She sends me from time to time
fun animal things on TikTok. Yeah. I think there's a robust community of animal videos.
I very cute from what I can see on TikTok. There is a robust community for everything,
everywhere, and no one has any idea about the other ones on TikTok. I think it's,
I think it's probably one of the more insular, weird spaces I've ever seen. Like a lot of
sort of isolated bubbles. Yeah, but huge isolated bubbles. It's bananas. It would be like if,
you know, at the height of a Carson, you know, with a hundred million people viewing a night
or whatever, you know, some ridiculous number. If you just met a, you know, people who were
just now started to watch David Letterman and never heard of Carson, just like never heard of
like, who are you talking about? There's only, what are you talking about? This is just animal
videos. Yeah, exactly. Totally. It's not cancerous nonsense. No, there's no way that there would
be bullshit on here. It's too short. Well, I mean, I guess this is probably what Vine would have
become if it had stayed around. Probably. Anyways, before we talk about TikTok, I think it's time
for us to say hello to some new walks. That's a great idea. Nicely done. See, you came in at the
right time there. I was holding back. First, an action lion with a commercial driver's license.
You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Lee. Ooh, just Lee. You are now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Lee. Next, we have Joe Fox. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy
wonk. And then there is Turd Anderson. That's probably a real name. I would hope so. I'm a policy
wonk. Can't be an alien. Turd Anderson. Probably not. And then finally, we have a technocrat
who I assume is related. It is Poopington Von Poopington. You're now a technocrat. You're
now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Crocky, mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew. How's
your 401k doing, bro? All right, we got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson. All right, let's just
get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so good? My neck
is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. A little bit more scatological wonk names today
than normal. I'm not thrilled with that. Did you choose them specifically? Like today's the poop
day. We're going to get it out of the way. We're going to get the poop day out. I wish that I had
like if I just told you a bill of goods. Wow. It's a Jordan episode. So let's just put all the poop
wonks on there that way. No, I don't want to have to say them. I have, I have a dignity. Yeah,
that's fair. That is fair. I do. I did come off a little bit like a Norm MacDonald saying
turd Ferguson there. Sure. There was that today, Dan. We are going to talk about a little, a little
tick tocker named at tie the crazy guy by Jack. Oh shit, but not in. It's not all in 2021. Okay.
Nice. Tie the crazy guy. The crazy guy. Wow. I mean, he just puts it right out there. Right. Now,
there's a huge caveat here, which is that I do feel like this is important to talk about,
but like most people on tick tock, we are going to be talking about a child. So it's a very thin
needle to thread there without just being like all kids are stupid. How old a person we talking
here? 18. Okay. Well, that's, I mean, he's technically a majority, as they say. Yeah. Yeah. So
in his first video, he can join the army. He can be a subject of an episode of Knowledge Fight.
Destroy democracy. So the first video this dude put out on tick tock, I think he was like 16 years
old and it's essentially all what most tick tock videos are. It's a very short thing and it's got
him kind of like dancing and mugging to the camera. There's music over it and then he just
points and words appear on the picture. I've seen that on Twitter. I've seen people repost those.
Yeah. They're like little dance and then the captions. Exactly. Simple, direct. That's what
everybody gets. Sure. You know, and in his, it's basically like him saying like, I want to be tick
tock famous. Can we make that happen? And then over time it appears without changing anything
or doing anything different or having any discernible like a thing that would make him stand out.
You know, he just started getting more and more popular. People just kind of went. Okay. This is
what we call the the secret. Yeah. Yeah. He manifested Twitter are totally no. He was like,
Hey, I want to be tick tock famous. And apparently everybody on tick tock was like,
I guess, sure. Why not? Yeah. Let's just make this guy famous or whatever. That's what he wants.
Yeah. So he goes on for a year or so putting out these very, very simple, similar videos. He's doing
he's doing pretty well. Every now and again, he'll go real viral and he'll get like 200,000 views on
one of these, you know, something, something crazy. And it's again, these are all just him
like dancing and then pointing to words as they appear. And it's a it's your basic internet meme
joke. You know, very simple him being like, when I'm in class, I feel like and then he makes a face
and then, you know, and you get it. Yeah. But what's fascinating though is that like,
I have no idea who this person is. Never. And you're saying there's millions of followers and
that's that it's so bizarre that those things can happen now. You know, like, we don't have that
centralized like attention economy. Mm hmm. Well, bananas, right? Yeah. And again, because we're
talking about a kid, I don't mean I'm not shitting on his creative output or whatever. You know,
it's not like I'm expecting him to be have already instantly distance himself from his
fucking peers or whatever, you know, I'm not trying to be an asshole. He hasn't changed the form.
Right. But he really doesn't have any like talent. He's just very there and watchable.
And I get it. I get what's going on. Now, all of this is going along normally. And then he puts
out his first Conspiracy video. So instead of conspiracies, conspiracy, it's tea with TEA.
So he's drinking tea. Yes. Spilling some of it probably. You got it. Oh, boy. You got it. First
conspiracy conspiracy. I refuse to figure shit. Sure. Comes out instantly, instantly,
right up over like 200,000 views. Now it's up over like a million or two million or whatever it is.
And here is what vaults this kid into popularity. The Kardashians are cursed by witches. We need
to talk about this. In 1809, the Kardashians, great, great, great, great grandmother Keckle
Kardashian had just given birth at 19. She wanted the best for her baby girl. So she went to the
local town witches and asked for not only her baby, but for all future female generations of the
Kardashians to have fame, power, and wealth. Now the witches granted this wish but at a cost. In
order for the Kardashians to keep the fame they had been given, they needed to lure men into their
life so the spirits of past witches could steal their energy and happiness. So now let's flash
forward to these Kardashians, who by the way got famous out of nowhere. In order for the Kardashians
to keep their fame, they had to lure many men into their lives, which explains the many, many,
many exes of the Kardashians. Let's look at Scott Jisik. Before he met Kourtney, he was a happy
successful businessman. Pretty soon after they broke up, both his parents died. He went to rehab
and he's been seen in countless fistfights. Some even say that the Kardashians sacrificed their
own brother to the witches in 2014. This is him in the beginning of 2014 and this is him at the end
and that's the conspiracy. That's a that's quite that's quite a bit of tea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So he's got the Paul. He's got the PJ P, P, P Watson, the editing. Yeah. The jumping around.
Yeah. The fast paced friggin kind of necessary on Tik Tok. I assume. Yeah. Yeah. All really,
really cut nice and quiet, nice and tight. You know what I hear when I when I listen to that is
like a melding of celebrity obsession and like fairy tales. Yes. That is exactly what it is,
Dan. I will tell you where this conspiracy comes from. A fairy tale? Well, in 2012,
believe February of 2012, someone named Studio Writer wrote this for Studio No and it's why
are the Kardashians famous? So his whole conspiracy thing. Well, the dad was OJ's lawyer.
Right. You would think that would, but you're an idiot. You'd think that, but that's because
you're stupid. Okay. So it's the biggest case. Yeah. Yeah. I think that changed nobody thought
of eyes. Who saw that shit? Do you think a Tik Tok or an 18 year old Tik Tok or is like,
well, they became famous because of OJ. They don't even know who that guy is.
Wait, that guy who's just joined Twitter? Exactly. Exactly. So this was this whole story
is called, why are the Kardashians famous? A dark history exposed. Oh no. Now I'm going to read you
some of this and you tell me if you think it's based in reality or not. Just this is how it starts.
So the Kardashians, their great grandmother went to a gingerbread house. Wait. In 1809,
a dark haired woman strode through the deep forests of Armenia. The rain lashed down through
the trees, the water making her robes heavy and thick, but she was determined. This is ostensibly
the very real accounting of something that happened in 1809. To be fair, it sounds legit.
Right. I feel like the sourcing on this is probably above board. Yes. Go on. It goes on
for quite some time after some very breathless description of her traveling habits. And also
like what she's experiencing. Like it has to be like a first hand. It's a first hand account. Yes,
this is her diary obviously. So Kekal came upon a clearing. Gnarled trees rose up from the earth
like tortured hands. Beyond the rough clearing, beyond the dark earth, the mouth of a cave gaped
like the throat of a beast. Within faint traces of flame cast shadows in the depths. Ghostly
tremors of light and movement. All right. So this is again, 100% based in real. I got caught up in
the visuals. Right. It's very evocative. Sure. Like a fairy tale. Yes. Almost exactly like a fairy
tale. And here's how it ends, which may convince you that you might be right. Okay. So the twist on
this is that Kekal goes to the four witches. And one of them is named Rumpelstiltskin.
Close. Very close. She asks for, and this is what she asks for. I want nothing more
than fame, fortune and beauty. Right. So they give her fame, fortune and beauty,
but nothing more than that. So they don't have talent or brains or the whole thing is one giant
dig. It's just an asshole thing to say about why the Kardashians are famous because they're
not fun. They're not good because they made a deal with witches in the 1800s. That's the whole
thing. It's this and because of that little sexist too. Let's be honest. No, it's awful.
It's really awful. And this is it has no idea because like that would include Robert Kardashian.
Right. Uh-huh. I don't know if that's that's ludicrous. Yep. He wasn't that hot.
Well, I mean that I don't know if that was the real takeaway here, but that's debatable.
That's fair. That's wild. So someone just wrote this bizarre fan fiction that was basically
just a slam back in 2012. And now this person on TikTok is bringing it out as a spill in the tea
about a conspiracy about these famous people. You got it. Man. Isn't that nuts? I guess. Yeah.
It's sad. It's really sad. And here's because a million people have watched it and you know,
you had to assume a couple of them at least were like, wow, that's interesting.
Right. Right. And it's and here's the other thing, you know, when we talk about
talking about some of these people who you don't know if they're trying to be funny or not. Yeah.
That kind of thing where it's like, I can see them conceivably being hidden behind that wall of,
well, I'm joking. That kind of thing. This kid exists with like where there is no
distance between them. There's never any distance between a joke and reality. There's
no distance between fantasy and reality. It's all the same thing. So he doesn't believe this,
but at the same time, he does believe it. But at the same time, he doesn't believe this. This is
insane. But I kind of believe it, you know, because it does explain some things. No, I don't
believe it. No, you know, that's the whole what if exactly it is. It is not a problem for me.
Like whenever I go through these things, the problem isn't so much what information or what
conspiracy theories he's disseminated. Sure. It is that he has removed the line between fantasy
and reality. Right. It's almost like the content is what it is. But the presentation of it is
really damaging because if you accept that kind of way to take in information,
what else are you going to be susceptible to? Totally. Yeah. Totally. And because it's so short,
you watch it and it disappears and you don't even think about it again, but it's up there
somewhere. Sure. You know, at the whole time I was thinking of, if you recall, we had an
interaction one time where I told you that I didn't want to drink the beer because the temperature
had changed. And that was a thing that I'd always been told that was real. And you very correctly
pointed out that that is an incredibly insane thing to think. That's stupid. And it's ridiculous.
Yeah, like beers are stored at room temperature. What was I thinking? You know, but it's one of
those unexamined little things that was popped into my head at some point and I never thought
about until it just pops out. We all have those things and you're never really able to confront
them until you're aware of them. Exactly. Yeah. So these things just pop in and out. And then
here's his next conspiracy. Another glass of tea. Oh yeah. The Titanic never actually sank. We need
to talk about this. So the company that owned the Titanic also had a lot of other boats, one of
which was the Olympic. Now the Olympic had just come back from a huge journey and had a lot of
damage on it. So much that I really wasn't ever safe for it to go out again. So the theory goes
that the company switched the Olympic with the Titanic so the Olympic could go out and purposely
crash. And once it crashed, they would make that bank from the insurance money. It sounds crazy,
but look at the proof. First off, the Olympic had 16 port holes and the Titanic had 14. However,
when you look at this picture of the alleged Titanic, it has 16 port holes. Now if you're using
a photos of the Titanic from the bottom of the ocean surface, one of them caught the logo of
the Titanic, but it said MP, which is literally a part of Olympic. If that didn't convince you,
just wait. This is James Fenton who worked on the Titanic and he was one of the few survivors.
On his deathbed, he confessed that he knew that they swapped the Titanic with the Olympic with
the government and bragged to not to say anything. And that's the conspiracy. I don't like the,
we need to talk about this. He says it every single time. I got that. I got that. It was a catch
phrase. Oh yeah. I find that annoying. I hated it. This is why I told you this is the worst thing
I watched. How many of those? And I heard him say that again and again and again.
Yeah. And this, this one is less like a fairy tale. And this is something that you do here
in, in conspiracy circles. This is something that I know that we've even talked about by,
by virtue of, I think it was a Bill Cooper episode. And I know that Alex believes that the
Titanic was a conspiracy. He has brought that up. Yep. Yep. Yeah. That is, that, that's, that,
this is where that, that connective tissue comes in. That's, that's the thing. You start to see him
because the first conspiracy video gets so many fucking likes, he is incentivized to keep going.
So all of a sudden in very short time, he goes from like, Oh, isn't it funny? The Kardashians
are witches to like, now I'm getting into those fringe conspiracy theories and not the,
I read on a message board kind of stuff, you know, and he didn't even have the class to pronounce it
witches. Right. Right. Yeah. I know. I was a little disappointed by that. But I mean, obviously this
one's very easy to debunk. It's very easy. All right. The insurance wouldn't have covered the
cost of the Titanic. Hmm. So the end as there, uh, Jay Kent Layton wrote a book on all the
Titanic conspiracy theories and his, his quote, which I enjoy the whole switch conspiracy founders
quite literally on its financial merits alone, which is a nice little, it's a good little pun.
He's got a nice little, yeah, it's good stuff. I mean, like the, the issue is like,
what is even the conspiracy based on like what he's saying? Like they sunk it intentionally?
Yeah. For the insurance money. Okay. Yeah. So all the people still died on it and everything.
Well, they switched the boats. Right. Because the Titanic couldn't have actually sunk. Uh-huh.
Or, well, the Titanic couldn't have actually sailed. It's unsinkable. No, it's, it couldn't
sail because it was too, it was already busted. Sure. So they didn't want the Titanic because
it's the most unsinkable ship ever to go out and sink. So they switched it with another boat.
Uh-huh. In order to recoup face, in order to recoup the insurance losses on the Titanic.
Okay. And none of it, none of it makes any sense. Cool. And it wouldn't cover it. Right. Like just
from a business standpoint. Yeah. Insurance folks are very, um, not interested in paying out when
they don't have to. Yes. Very much so. That's their whole business. Yes, especially, and not just that,
but again, the money wouldn't, they would have lost money switching these things. Yeah. Well,
what is, what, that's like somebody who's like, Hey, I bet, I bet for about a hundred grand,
I could make a Titanic disappear. Like there's no other, there's no other explanation for that.
Nuts. And it's, and, but, but the thing about that is that with this TikTok video,
it's 30 seconds and it, you can go look into it in 30 seconds and it'll all be gone. It'll be
equaled out, but that's not how TikTok works. No. TikTok doesn't work where you watch a video
and then you open a new tab and look into it. Let me see about this. It just keeps playing. Sure.
They just keep playing and it more and more goes and more and more builds up. So this was nothing.
I heard it. I Googled, did they switch the Titanic? And it was immediately like, no idiot.
That was what Google said. And then here we go. Another one.
The birds in the sky are actually surveillance cameras from the CIA. We need to talk about this.
So in 1953, Alan Dole took over the CIA. His main goal was that he wanted to vamp up with
the surveillance by a lot. In 1956, his plan was to wipe out all of the birds and replace
them with fake birds. Birds that would be watching our every damn move. Between 1951 and 1979,
the CIA killed over 12 billion birds. And here's how. So for two years, the CIA designed this very
interesting airplane. The bottoms of each of these planes gave out 450 gallons of bird poison. Now,
this poison was very unique because it gave each bird an asymptomatic disease and after 24 hours,
they would die, meaning there was enough time for each bird to spread the disease multiple times,
which is why in two years almost all of the birds were dead. Now President JFK tapped into
one adult's phone and this is actually what he heard. Quote, we've killed about 220 million so far
and the best thing is the robot birds we've released have done such a good job that no one suspects
a thing. And that is the conspiracy. Wow. Yeah. Shocking, if true. Yeah. I mean, this is just
basically like a t-shirt sales scam. Yep. This was just this was just like a viral marketing thing.
This is not even like yeah. Yeah. It's real bad and and somehow also he like he's getting the
details of the conspiracy theory wrong. Right. And you said quote. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. We've
got robot birds now. Now the story. The story actually goes in the or the most common one in
the our birds real conspiracy world, which again was rooted in just like
like a like a like a was it like bumper sticker poster t-shirt scam. Yep. Yep.
Theory is Alan Dulles, you know, a guy who needs fake conspiracy theories about him. He's
somebody who's good to attach things to. Yeah. Yeah. Makes things believable. Boy, his evil real
ones kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so he's he's like, ah, we got to we got to watch everybody.
And the story is because he's replaced these B bombers B 52 bombers and taken them
from having all these bombs to having 450 450 450 450 gallon tanks in there.
They were like, I don't know why that happened. And then some fake scientists from fake area
51 were like, oh, we know why that happened. Birds. Sure. And then the theoretical quote,
theoretical quote, right? Uh, was from, uh, that's Jefferson actually, right? Yeah. Yeah,
it was not. It was not Kennedy. No, it was Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson. Yeah. Robot birds. The
first head of the CIA reanimated Thomas Jefferson. Uh, the it was theoretically Alvin B. Cleaver,
the internal communications director, his phone was tapped and this article was far more measured.
Cleaver is believed to have said quote.
We've killed about 1.1 billion so far. And the best thing is the robot birds we've released in
their place have done such a good job that nobody even suspects a thing. Dun dun dun. Doesn't that
just seem so real? I'm very, very real. Yeah, absolutely. I think there's some technological
hurdles that don't make sense, especially considering that this would have been in the 60s. Right.
The sort of robot technology that we would have had access to at that point, probably not that great.
One of the things that people don't take into consideration a lot of the time with robotics
is, uh, not so good outside. No, no. I mean, when it rains, that's a problem. They can be,
and the birds are real high in the sky. They're way up there. There's lightning. Sure. They could
fall out at any moment in time. Here's the other thing. You know, you know, they live outside.
It'd be a bad place for a robot to live. Now, here's the thing about this kid
that I do find truly dangerous. Like this is something that is, and it's really indicative
on this clip specifically. All right. In the actual conspiracy theory, you know,
all the birds died, right? And he said he wiped out birds, gave them a disease,
and then they would die in 24 hours. In the real conspiracy theory,
their bones melted within 24 hours. Whoa. Their bones dissolved. Now, when you have that as part
of the story, you're like, so you're telling me that in 1953, Alan Dulles had bone melting
technology. Well, but all he did was use it on the birds to be fair. It only worked on birds
because they have brittle bones. Yeah. There we go. They have weak bones. Yeah. So if you
leave that part out and you just have, oh, they all died, then you can make up any number of reasons.
Sure. They've got a disease. They've got a thing. They've got a thing in the actual story as it's
told their bones melt. Sure. You know, and I think that the other thing that's a disservice or that's
kind of dangerous about this sort of information dissemination scheme is that, you know, in this
case in particular, like Alan Dulles is somebody who like, there's real things to look at. Oh,
he's truly one of the most evil dudes you could look into. But those things that are real are not
as fun as he killed the birds to watch you. You know, it's not as fun as that. And I think that,
you know, hijacking the attention in that direction does a disservice to like real world
issues. 100%. Yeah. And it only gets people to look more at this kid. Yeah. Well, he wants to be
TikTok famous. Yeah. And he's, he's done it. You know, it's such a weird thing for him to have
completely succeeded at. And then here we go. This is, this is what I want to, this is almost like
a rapid fire kind of situation here. So this next one is so incredibly stupid. Okay. Just, just
let me pump. This is how you can tell if the FBI has tapped into your phone and is watching you.
We need to talk about this. So basically, you're going to want to dial this number into your phone
app. If you dial it and get this message like me, that means that you have not been tapped and your
phone is normal. However, if it actually dials or it goes to voicemail, that means that the FBI
might be tapping into your phone and watching your every damn move. Stay safe, y'all. And that is the
conspiracy. That actually sounds dangerous. Yeah. Like that could have been a fishing kind of thing.
Totally. No. And there's no explanation. It's just him just being like, Hey, text this into your
phone right now to see if the FBI is tapping you to confirm whether or not you're in danger.
Totally. That might as well have been him being like there's hot singles in your area. It's the
same fucking thing. Yeah. It's just an instant like, Oh, yeah. And if you watch him, why not do it?
Yeah, it couldn't hurt. Right? You think? Totally. Totally. I'd like to know if the FBI is watching
me. I would like to know if the FBI is watching you. They're not going to open up a tech magazine,
How To Geek and be like, Oh, okay, that's just the interrogation code that says if your forward
call forwarding is on or off. That's that's what the number is. That's the whole thing. Well,
at least it's benign. Yeah, it's super benign. At least it's not something where like you could
have somebody collecting your phone number or luckily it's benign. But this is this is out of
control. There's almost I can't I don't know what would be stopping somebody from not having that
number just be something that's not benign. Yeah, why not something that's that's malicious. And it
doesn't matter if you if it's obvious or not or if you're somebody who's smart enough not to if
there's a million and a half views on his tiktok with him saying put this into your phone right now.
Yeah, a lot of people are going to do it or even like it could be someone's phone number. It could
be a tool of targeted harassment. Yeah, totally. There's there's so many ways that this this type
of shit can be abused. Yeah, and it's in the hands of an 18 year old fucking kid. You know,
there's a lot of exactly spill and we need to talk about that.
Sorry.
So then we go into this this is like, I kind of want to play these really,
really close to each other. So we'll kind of talk a little bit in between each one next to
yeah the next three. Okay, yeah, the government is controlling us through our water. We need to
talk about this. Okay, so today's theory starts in the 1940s when the government started randomly
adding fluoride to tap water throughout the country saying that randomly people's teeth
wider. Now people started protesting saying that they wanted more information that this was infringing
on their rights that they wanted to drink just normal tap water, but the government never responded.
And to this day, around 75% of tap water throughout the nation has fluoride in it. Here's where the
theory starts. So if you look up fluoride in IQ on Google, there are thousands of research studies
basically proving that fluoride has a negative impact on your IQ. Basically, it's pretty much
scientifically proven that drinking fluoride makes you dumber. So the theory goes that the
government started getting very scared of the rapid intelligence gain in humans that they
ended up dumbing everyone down through the tap water. That way they wouldn't get overthrown and
they would always be above their people. I mean, think about it, we depend on tap water. So if
the government puts something in it like fluoride, we can't just stop drinking it. Let me know what
you all think. And as always, that is today's conspiracy. Amazing. That's just literally
an Alex Jones conspiracy. We've talked about that a ton. A ton. Yeah. Nuts. Yep. And it's just there
in 30 seconds from the guy who you were like, Oh, I'll just put the number into my fucking phone
in an intake. Yeah. No big deal. I'll just do what this guy fucking says. We need net neutrality
for TikTok. We need the opposing voice to be heard. This is insane. 30 seconds must be given to the
ultimate viewpoint. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like there are tons of his videos that have like the
COVID misinformation thing on TikTok. Yeah. And it's not malicious. This kid isn't a mean kid.
And he's not like a far right kid. He's a young, he's got tons of like Biden supporting shit. Like
this dude has just oblivious. Yeah. He doesn't know what he's doing. It's pretty easy to see how
a lot of the ideas, if accepted by the audience, would lead someone closer and closer to right-wing
territory. Totally. And now play the next clip. Okay. You got it. Thank you. This is the dark truth
of how Halloween started. We need to talk about this. Okay. So the origins of Halloween can be
dated back to over 2000 years ago in the Celtic Samhain Festival. The Kardashian festival was
at the end of the summer, but Pope Gregory IV switched it to October 31st for unknown reasons.
Now, let's just say this festival day was scary. Now, according to Celtic mythology, the day of
the festival, aka Halloween, is the one day a year's passage between the old world and our world
disappears. Basically, spirits and souls are going to die. Now, on this day, the dead could swap
their soul for years so that they could return to earth and you would be sent to the overworld.
It was said that in order to keep your soul, you had to give away food to the poor so peasants
would come to people's houses and get free food. And over the years, that's evolved into trick or
treating now with kids. Now, peasants weren't able to give food, so they did something else to
keep themselves safe. What they would do is they would dress up as dead people or people from the
overworld, so they wouldn't be targeted by the actual people looking for souls. And that's where
the idea of dressing up in costumes for Halloween came from. And that's today's conspiracy.
What's the overworld?
Life, I guess.
Are we back to Mortal Kombat?
There's something along those lines.
The outer world.
Yeah, yeah, the out world.
Out world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, and this one, not a conspiracy.
No.
Not a dark history.
Sort of back to fairytale territory.
But I mean, even then, it's just kind of like, it's more of like a mainstream
theory of where our modern Halloween culture comes from, you know, Celtic-Sawin Festival
and the Pope kind of co-opted it to, yeah, all of this kind of tracks.
Kind of.
Kind of, if you look into it, then you would look into it and you'd be like,
he got it more or less kind of what people would say is the.
In that case, I better fucking call that number.
Yeah.
You know, like, he's checked out.
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Exactly.
I fact-checked this one.
He's right about this.
The Conspiracy episode is not a conspiracy.
It is not dark.
It's not a, it's just, it's just a thing.
You know, he's just telling you a fact, basically.
Or at least like a factual hypothesis.
Yes.
Well, yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, exactly.
Which is fine.
And he just mixes that in there with the rest of the bullshit.
Yeah.
And it doesn't matter.
There's no difference between them.
Nope.
And it keeps fucking going.
And this is the thing about it.
It is not done.
It is accelerating.
Sure.
And it's going through, well, listen to the clip.
This crazy Illuminati game from the 90s might have predicted the future.
Yeah.
We need to talk about this.
Okay. So in 1995, the supposed Illuminati came out with a card game called New World's Order.
It was basically just a chain of cards that was said to predict the future.
Now, of course, at the time, no one believed it because it was from the Illuminati.
But looking at it now-
That's not from the Illuminati.
That's what.
The card game had hundreds of cards that were meant for a specific order,
but this specific chain of nine cards is so accurate.
It's crazy.
The first one is rewriting history.
The second is terrorist nuke.
And the third is Pentagon.
In the second row, which is basically now,
we have population reduction, center for disease control, and epidemic,
and literally the word quarantine in it.
And if we're following this very accurate timeline,
that means that the last three is what's going to happen in the near future.
And it says there's going to be combined disasters killed for peace and tape runs out.
Like, is this a war?
It seems like there's going to be rebellion against the police system,
which is already starting.
And I don't even know what this last one means.
And that's y'all's today's Conspiracy.
Fun, fun fact right behind you is a bunch of the Illuminati card game on my wall.
There is no way I couldn't.
I listen to that one.
I was like, well, we're putting this in there because every day,
Illuminati cards are behind me.
Yeah.
I mean, like if you just look behind your head, there's the frog god.
Sure.
There's also big foot and vampires.
You know, they talked about the center for disease control,
but they don't talk about the center for weird studies.
Sure.
Or the hammer of Thor.
Yeah.
There's a lot of like, there's a lot of stuff that's conveniently ignored
when people talk about the, I mean, they, they, he did bring up the fiendish
fluoridators already.
That's definitely there.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
The clone arrangers.
Uh-huh.
The Fred Birch Society.
Dinosaur park.
Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah, exactly.
Um, yeah.
Very, very nice way to get around copyright.
Right.
Yeah, it's real nice.
And then of course Godzilla.
I can't, I can't read atomic monster.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Right next to, next to dinosaur park.
You got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fun.
Yep.
So that's the thing about this one.
The thing that I kept thinking about whenever we're going through this clip
is like he is kind of almost systematically scouring the internet for newer conspiracy
theories, but they're all the same old ones.
So it's almost like he's, he's creating this like crunched up version of the past 30 years
of conspiracies, all in this easily digestible 30 second format for people who are unsuspecting
to listen to.
And it's the same shit.
It's Illuminati card game shit again.
Yeah.
You know.
And you kind of have to assume that like if the workflow is basically he's got to find,
he's incentivized to find new things to spill the tea about as it were.
Eventually you're going to end up in Holocaust denial.
Exactly.
I don't know.
Exactly.
Eventually you're going to run out of things that are, that are like interesting in quotes
to your audience.
Right.
And you're going to find way more fucked up conspiracy stuff.
You're going to go from innocuous.
Look at the Illuminati card game to the Illuminati drink children's blood.
Right.
Right.
And I do love though in that there's something really hilarious, but like the Illuminati put
out this card game and no one believed it because it was the Illuminati because it was
the Illuminati that put it out.
Right.
Right.
Cause because whenever like the Illuminati is like they have a press release like shut
up Illuminati again with the Illuminati.
They won't stop releasing card games.
Yeah.
They're notoriously unreliable as a source.
That's great.
Yeah.
I mean it's it's bananas.
And then you know he he's also kind of I'm going to skip the well.
Okay.
Let's play the next clip.
Okay.
I'll play that one real quick.
News doesn't want us to know that they might have found aliens on earth.
We need to talk about this.
Okay.
So just three days ago they found this huge metal rectangular monolith in the middle of
Utah.
And when I say huge I mean this thing is gigantic and no one saw it.
It just randomly appeared one day.
Now a lot of people think that this might be some extraterrestrial life telling us
that they're on earth and here's why.
So in the 2001 space Odyssey movie when the characters find a metal monolith like this
just like the one in Utah they find out that it was built by extraterrestrial species.
So many think that there might be a species from another planet on earth playing a little
mind game with us by installing that big metal monolith in Utah.
And let's not forget that a few months ago the Pentagon released footage of what they
thought were possible UFO sightings and no one really talked about it.
Things like this and this and they didn't want to release these.
The only reason they released this footage is because information was getting leaked
from the inside and they didn't want people getting concerned.
And the media is trying to hide it and that is today's conspiracy.
I can't wait for him to find out that they used real dinosaurs in the dinosaur park.
I know that's the whole thing.
Yep.
I was looking into this one and this one was interesting to me because
I do remember the monolith.
They did discover a monolith in Utah and it was the talk of the internet for the day.
Sure.
It was one of those things.
Reddit user Tim Slain pinpointed the coordinates so the park people didn't tell
everyone, anybody where it was, rightly thinking crazy people would just show up,
non-stop, right?
And then fuck over native indigenous population.
Sure.
You know?
Or protected land.
Right.
So what they of course forgot was that the internet is going to find it.
It's just going to happen.
Well because they've got the robot birds.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They can just happen to anything.
And you know the thing that he used, he didn't use robot birds, which was interesting.
He used Google Earth.
It turns out you don't need robot birds.
But you know how we developed Google Earth.
Robot birds?
You bet.
There we go.
So he uses historical imaging from Google Earth.
He triangulates where it is and then they figure out when it was placed in there.
Somewhere between August 2015 and October 2016.
All right?
Not entirely sure when it happens.
Probably part of the Trump campaign.
Well roughly around that time the epic sci-fi drama Westworld was filming in a nearby location.
So the best bet at the moment is that someone on the crew either didn't pack up properly
or maybe even used the metal slab to play a long-term Kubrick inspired prank in the world.
That's from CNET.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
So it's been used, the location that they're specifically talking about has been used as
a filming location for the longest time.
Yeah.
The longest time.
For tons of sci-fi shows.
Classic Westerns going all the way back.
So yeah.
It is not a super huge terrifying conspiracy theory.
Certainly not.
No.
And those government videos of the UFOs are pretty much bullshit.
So everybody kind of figured that one out quick.
But again too.
I think you have the same thing that we see in Alex so often of the melding of fantasy
and reality like movies.
Movies.
Movies being treated as if they were real.
Yep.
And that's so fascinating that that's just such a ubiquitous thing.
Yeah.
The blending, the inability to tell the difference is really kind of fucked up.
But the ability to mix them together is terrifying, you know.
The ability to remove from others how to differentiate.
Essentially the unwillingness to treat things as they are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
To draw the line.
Now the other thing that he does is he's done a ton of videos on the Mandela effect.
Sure.
That whole thing.
That one's fun.
Yeah.
I mean it's very annoying.
But this one I did find interesting.
Okay.
Go ahead and play this one.
We switched to a different dimension in 2021.
We need to talk about this.
Okay so everyone's been talking about how last year 2020 felt really off to a lot of people.
Not just because of COVID but just because of time and everything.
So the theory goes that in 2020 we're all meant to an alternate dimension which is why things
felt off.
And once it became 2021 we're all transported back to our original dimension.
It sounds crazy I know but please just listen to this evidence.
Okay number one let's talk about the New Year's Eve ball drop.
So if you're watching the ball drop this year you might have noticed that the ball
dropped at exactly 12.01 this year not midnight.
This is the first time ever that the ball drop has been off.
People think it's because we're transporting from one dimension to the other and it messed
up the time.
Speaking of time technology still thinks that we're in 2020 for some reason.
And people are finding that old Mandela effects are going back to normal.
For example there used to be a huge Mandela effect that everyone thought fruit loops
spelled fruit with two O's but it was actually spelled as fruit.
But now all of a sudden it's back how we remembered it with two O's.
But y'all it really used to be obsessed with Mandela effects and I wrote them down in 2017
and it says fruit loops was actually fruit loops.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's why this is interesting to me.
That I'm sorry.
No no no please.
That was one of the ones that felt more clear that he's fucking around.
Yeah.
Like it's that that that to me is like okay you're taking this seriously.
He's not even taking this seriously.
Exactly.
That to me is a bummer.
Here's the other thing about that though.
Is that he is taking it in a very weird half serious way.
He's mocking the idea that we are in a an alternate direct dimension or whatever.
You know he's making fun of that.
What he is actually like serious about though is Mandela effect shit.
Like he believes that shit.
Well he said he was obsessed with it.
Yeah so the fruit loop stuff is something that he believes.
But the alternate dimension stuff is something that he is obviously joking about.
Yeah.
So somehow they're both in the same 30 fucking seconds.
You can you can you have a limited amount of time and you have to deal with stuff
exactly the same that you care about and that is a joke.
Yes.
That's disoriented.
It really fucked my head up all watching all these videos.
And the thing that made me interested in this is I was like
there's definitely an explanation for this fruit loop shit.
Why are people losing their minds?
There generally is for Mandela effect stuff.
Always always and I mean I looked into it and fruit loops was originally called
fruit loops spelled like fruit in 1959.
Now before they could continue with that there was a lawsuit from Paxton
who was like hey there's no fucking fruit in this.
You can't call it fruit loops.
You will you'll make people think there's fruit in it.
Right.
Right.
So they had to change to the two O's.
Makes sense.
Yeah that's it.
It's always been that way since 1959.
Or or we live in an alternate dimension.
Yeah well we lived in an alternate dimension for a year.
And now we're back to the normal one.
Right.
I mean well you know you thought COVID was what but it was at a different dimension.
Sure.
That was the whole thing.
Yep.
Yep.
I was interested.
I was interested to find out where fruit loops came from.
Yeah yeah I think I think that if you take the time almost every one of those
like weird Mandela effect things is very explainable.
Although that it does it does sort of exploit something that is really
universal is like wait a second.
I thought it I thought this happened or whatever and that that can be a
powerful feeling that you can you can manipulate people with.
Especially if you put it in the same videos as other stuff that's complete
bullshit.
Yeah.
You are giving people this feeling of like you're right that's not what I
thought it was.
Wait I thought it was Berenstein bears.
So now I'm in this state of like now I don't know what things used to be.
Sure.
And you end up entering a space where you distrust your own perceptions.
And that's that's dangerous.
Oh yeah.
Yep yep I would well the last clip is we don't need to we don't need to do that
one again.
Essentially the clip is just him saying like is Mars getting less red and then
conspiracy theories for why we don't see it it's not as red as it is.
Sure.
And the obvious answer to that is it's not red.
It never was.
Oh shit.
It's never read.
Oh shit.
And then and then he goes on to say did you know right that humans used to live on
Mars.
Well yeah.
And then they took all the resources and moved to Earth.
Sure.
Right.
And then all right what they're going to do is they're going to take all of the
resources from Earth and move back to Mars.
Totally.
They're just going back and forth.
You see what I'm saying.
Yeah yeah yeah.
That is essentially the plot of Mission to Mars starring Gary Sinise.
It is again movies confused with real life over and over and over again.
Yep.
Now the thing that gets me about this kid and again it's a it's a it's a it's a child.
Sure.
I'm not going to to be like or anything along those lines.
But with these videos so often the caption is like this is just a theory.
Please no one come after me.
You know I am in no way claiming this is real just a theory.
I don't want anyone coming after me this level of like I'm going to say my bullshit
and I'm going to give myself this distance of like I don't have to I don't have to
account for any of this.
Don't come after me.
Right.
You know I'm just taking other people's ideas repackaging them for you and you're
somehow calling me a member of this problem.
I'm taking these ideas that are patently ludicrous and doing no due diligence in
terms of disseminating them with the caveat that like okay here's why this isn't true.
Right.
Some people believe this and it's fascinating that some people believe this but right here
is the reality instead instead.
I'm just going to funnel it to you with a wink and like maybe it's real and I shouldn't
be held responsible for that and at the same time I'm going to put stuff that is just regular
old mainstream information out there you know just regular stuff and I'm just going to mix
those all together and I'm not going to take responsibility for a single thing about it.
This is the thing Andrea Marx wrote a Rolling Stone article about TikTok and how it's you
know going insane so they talked to she talked to Ty and he said I've always from a young age
been really obsessed with the what ifs and things that don't seem like reality.
For example the wholly unsubstantiated theory that Wayfair traffics children,
one that was circulated wildly in QAnon right is something that Ty read about this is Andrea
saying this. Ty read about that and it genuinely troubled him quote from Ty.
I came across an article about it that made me concerned and so I thought posting it would
spread that adding that he had not realized the theory is popular among QAnon who believe a satanic
pedophile cult is yet and then he just says I didn't even know it's like a very right wing
theory if I'm being honest and that is such the most chilling shit to hear from a person with
10 million views on a conspiracy video. Yeah yeah because you know like it's it seems like
a point that I think should be made is like it's less about him and it's more about
this this information dissemination right technique and strategy that that is being used
quite effectively on tiktok totally like you do end up like oh whoops I accidentally
did a blood libel yeah exactly yes 100 percent yeah I wasn't even I wasn't trying to and I believe
that he probably wasn't trying totally but the effect that it can have is equivalent if he did
mean to yeah and it's people should be more careful yeah I was I was trying to come up with like a
conclusion like a summary of what does what does this mean and what is it should be what
should we take away from it and I mean he's an 18 year old kid he started this when he was 16
all he wants to do is be famous on tiktok and he did it yeah good for him he found the way
that destroys the world to become famous on tiktok to spread bullshit conspiracy theories and get
famous for it and again it's not like his fault he's not maliciously doing anything he's not
writing or faking or making up bullshit right right he's just repackaging it yeah right he it's
it's it's not like a negative thing he's doing it's the absence of the positive element that he
needs to do exactly it's a it's a crime of omission yeah essentially and the more I kept going the
more is like maybe there's there's something about the you know like maybe we should have a license
like we do for cars you know like something along those lines and the more I thought about it the
more I've just come to the kind of conclusion that I don't think humanity can engage with the
internet responsibly as a whole and I don't think it's just I don't think it's possible I wonder
about that myself like I think early on when you were doing this this podcast like my prescription
for everything was just like education yeah and I think that that is still definitely something
that's very important hugely important but I don't know if that's necessarily the full deficiency
it's our brains you know we've had thousands of years of development and the the introduction of
the internet and the way that information can be spread is so new and so fast right and we may not
have caught up to it yeah we're not maybe able to and maybe we will be better eventually but yeah
I don't know see that's the that's why I felt like it was really important to go to tiktok
and see what the kids are because to a certain extent oh man what are the kids what are the kids
doing no I know but Alex started when he was 19 or 20 he didn't start when he was 25 you know right
right he started on start somewhere you're right and he started in what would be the accessible
medium of the time which was local access TV exactly you know there's the you do what you can
and back then where where could you get a platform the internet didn't exist the gatekeepers of do a
broadcast television wouldn't allow you on sure so you got to go to local access uh-huh now you have
tiktok you have so many internet platforms where you can build your own thing yeah yeah yeah yeah
and I just I just feel like what I'm watching when I see this this kid is the ultimate reality
that the internet and the real world cannot coexist because he's trying to make them coexist
he's trying to exist both in fantasy and reality simultaneously and have it not be harmful to anyone
you know and you just can't you just can't you know like I don't I think he shouldn't do this
I don't think he shouldn't be stopped I don't know if I if I shouldn't allow you know if somebody
shouldn't allow him to do this but I don't think he I think if he was a thoughtful person he could
really get through it because he's not an insane you know far right nut job kind of guy it doesn't
seem like no if he like really just educated himself I think he would himself come to the
conclusion what I'm doing is bad yeah I think that uh yeah it's it's I don't understand like I
can't even conceive of how you would set up a system where people are not allowed to yeah
exactly do very like that that seems like it would get off track pretty quickly right yeah I think
we need to do a better job of making helping people recognize the actually what they're doing
yes you know yes you are making a choice to do something and you think the choice you're making
is to do this you you might think that this is neutral right and it's actually bad yes you don't
realize and and it's not your fault it's that you're 18 years old what do you know about
fucking theory you know like how would you be like oh well HL Menken said you know like what are
you talking about yeah you know maybe some of that does dovetail back to education yeah but it's
really weird huh so yes we have gone to the land of tiktok and it is uh terrifying except for the
parts where they're cute animals everywhere it's great it's great that part is fantastic yeah you
keep that up yeah keep it up tiktok I'm not I'm not making an episode about somebody boasting
with a cute little horse and the cat that get along come on it's so fun the best um yeah I
appreciate you uh bringing this to the uh to the our attention you know like it's it's definitely a
space that I ignore but it's not irrelevant to everybody no I mean I think it's hugely relevant
and I think it's very impenetrable for the rest of society honestly like I you know you you don't
see people writing too much about tiktok just because you don't I don't even know how like I
didn't even know how to put this episode together because it's like oh well what are we gonna talk
about 30 seconds right right it's very difficult to kind of get a handle on it yeah yeah yeah
so here we are well thank you Jordan and thank you Dan for letting me do this I appreciate uh uh
you stepping in and taking a swing um but yeah we'll be back on Monday indeed we will Dan uh
until then I'm pretty sure we have a website that's I've heard tale of that uh-huh it's
knowledgefight.com in 1809 Kekel Kardashian right made a deal with a witch in order to
get us a website and it's knowledgefight.com yeah it's Squarespace uh we are also on Twitter
right uh we are at uh birds our robots our robots and at knowledge underscore fight and I go to
indeed uh until then I am neither Leo, Neo, uh DZX Clark I'm I'm just none of those people
and now here comes the sex robot Andy and Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding
hello Alex I'm a first time caller I'm a huge fan I love your work I love you