Knowledge Fight - #633: December 30, 2021

Episode Date: January 3, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on what may have been an all-time emotional low on The Alex Jones Show.  In this installment, Alex gets mad at Bette Midler, calls everything a paradox, and threatens to quit the show repeatedly. Citations

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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around worship the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh indeed we are Dan. Jordan. Dan.

Jordan. Quick question for you. What's your bright spot today? My bright spot Jordan is I told you this and you were a little incredulous and that is that I've never played a Pokemon game. Yeah I was incredulous. Ever. Incredible incredulity was my name.

I have witnessed Pikachu as a something that exists in the culture. Sure. Sure. Sure. It's a rat and it's got electrics. I remember gotta catch them all being something that people would yell. Gotta catch them all. Yeah.

But I've never played any iteration of it and I decided why not. Let's fuck around with the diamond. Let's do it. And so I've given it a shot. I enjoy it so far. Yeah. I'm a little ways in but what I've decided to do is name all of my Pokemon after Info Wars personalities.

Of course. And it's been going great. Because I basically. Thematically they fit. I'm trying to find what what would this Pokemon sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.

Sure. And so we've got there's a bug like a cockroach kind of Pokemon that Steve Puchenek. Yeah. He never goes away. No you can't get rid of him. Get rid of him. Can not get rid of him.

We've got a. And if you try and take his ecosystem he'll fucking wreck you. Yeah. We've got a rock type. And that's Roger Stone. Stone. Of course. Boom.

Yeah. I know. Perfect. You texted me that very very proud of yourself. And I was like yes I get it. And then there's I found one that is a crow witch kind of thing. A mud. A mercrow.

A mercrow. Probably. Is that what it's named? It looks like it is a little witch hat. Yeah. That sounds right. I know them. So that one's Hillary.

Yeah. Take that. Hillary. I'm enjoying this a little too much. This aspect of the game that isn't even part of the game. No. No. I did.

I did this on Stardew Valley too. Like I would name all my animals after. Sure. Sure. Sure. And it would lead to some really funny things. Like my cow was named David. David Knight.

Oh. It's like you can't milk David Knight right now. No. No. No. No. You've already milked him for what he's worth. Yeah.

If you will. All right. So anyway. That's my right. It's a joy ride, which is a special that Bobcat Goldthwaite and Dana Gould did after they were in a tragic car accident. They really fucked them up. They were about to go on this little tour.

Then they got into an accident and now they finally finished it. And it's just great. It's just really great. Two very, very funny guys. Sure. It's nice to see them. I mean, it's weird because I've worked with both of them too, which would be a name drop if they weren't so utterly irrelevant

to the culture at large. You know, it's still a bit of a name drop. They're like 30 years out from everybody knowing. Still a little bit of a name drop. It's a name drop. It's a hard name drop in a specific community. Yes. Exactly.

One that doesn't accept me anymore. So it was, yeah, it's great. It was good to see him. Awesome. Yeah. Hey, so Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. And I got to be honest, this was one of the most rocky episodes I've heard in a long time.

We've had some rocky, rocky roads. Oh, oh, we've, we've fought moose and squirrel many a time. It's what Rocky is, is moose and squirrel. You're Boris and Natasha are fighting. I understand that the, you know what? Let's not get bogged down in the, in the correct appellations. Let's not get bullwinkled here. This is a mess.

Okay. This show is a mess. A mess. Just a mess. I'm very excited about it. We are now in 2022. We'll have to figure out something to do with the year. Yeah.

But this is one last time we will be in 2020. Now I should have seen that coming a mile away. December 31. It should have been. It should have been coming at me in the rear view beer. Yes. Yeah. One last ride on December 31.

And we'll get to that here in a moment before we do. Let's take a little moment to say hello to someone. Oh, that's a great idea. So first, Liz Fortin. Thank you so much. You are now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thanks, Liz.

Thank you. Next, stenographer for the courts of heaven. Thank you so much. You are now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Thank you. Next, lift your skinny fists like 5G towers to heaven.

Thank you so much. You are now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Two references to heaven. No, that one's to God speed you black. But I mean words. Oh, sure.

Heaven in both. Sure. That's true. That's interesting. That's it. It's happening. Next, Eva, who has personally cremated care. Thank you so much.

You are now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. I got to assume that means that they've been to Bohemian Grove. Could be. Yeah. Could be that they have a Bohemian club member in the audience. Then we got a couple of technocrats to give a shout out to. So first, senior citizen.

Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. And congratulations, Kyle and Sarah on your engagement. Love Christian. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy walk. Crocky, mate.

That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew. How's your 401k doing, bro? All right. We got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson. All right. Let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin.

Why are you pimp so good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you. Yes. Thank you very much. So what I wanted to do, Jordan, is I wanted to start 2022 off with something kind of special.

Like I wanted to do a Project Camelot episode or a Jim Baker. I realized that with the reset wars, we're going to have to kick it down the road although I do have a bunch of it prepared and ready to go and such. Right. That would have been kind of special, but maybe not exactly the right feel. Wanted space craziness or learning more about the courts of heaven. Of course. Like I told you before we started recording, that guy was back on Jim Baker.

Unreal. To talk about how all your loved ones who die are the cloud of witnesses in the court of heaven. I love it. It's perfect. Eventually we're just going to get into like what the actual physical, the chairs of heaven in the courts. Who are the US marshals of the courts of heaven?

They serve you with subpoenas. Oh yeah. But anyway, I was sort of fishing in a dry well. There wasn't really much to find. And so I decided, hey, last day of the year, Alex is kind of usually, you know, in some kind of mood. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah. He's reflecting on something or he's throwing something that will be reflected back at him. I decided to do that. And here is an out of context drop from today's show. Okay. I'm not on cocaine. I appreciate your call.

Oh boy. All right. Okay. Okay. Is that the beginning or the end of the show? Who knows? Here's one more out of context. Just because I think this one's funny.

All true art is true. All real art touches the soul. Not on cocaine. Wow. Wow. I mean, you know, that's deep. That's just deep. I think someone art is arting someone's death.

I think that's what he said. Yep. So we start here on the 31st and here's where Alex is at. That said yesterday, I told you that I was unable to sleep the night before. I had about two hours sleep and I was just very emotional yesterday and talked about quitting and not doing the show. And so I did some cocaine. I'm not seriously contemplating quitting, but also wasn't being dramatic.

It doesn't feel right to just come on air and talk about all this carnage and horrible stuff like you're calling a football game or a baseball game. This is really emotional for me. And I've had some things privately happen in the last year that nobody knows about that have just been devastating. Absolutely devastating. And I've come to the decision. I almost did it yesterday, but I've come to the decision that I'm going to share it on

air. I don't know if it's going to be this year or next year, but it'll be in the next week. I don't know if it's going to be the last day of 2021 or whether it's going to be next week, but I think people need to know about this. Well, there's a lot of stuff you need to know about. I mean, if you want to know how criminal the government and the Democratic Party is, wait till you hear this because there's two big things. All right.

Look, I don't know what these big things are and I don't give a fuck because you know what? You said that yesterday you were all emotional and you were going to quit. So we're going to have to go back to the day before that. Yeah. Because I'm saying that he's it's almost another apology for the day before. No, I saw this one coming. Yeah.

So we got to go back to the 30th and I want to assess this based on the standard of what he's saying. Alex is saying that he didn't actually sincerely mean he was going to quit and he wasn't being dramatic. Simultaneously, both of those cannot be true. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. So anyway, here's where we start on December 30th.

Okay. Okay. Let me really just start the broadcast off from this perspective. I went to bed about 10 o'clock last night and I woke up at 1.15 in the morning and never went back to sleep. And it wasn't because I drank coffee late in the day. I was just so upset about the depopulation going on and the fact that it's all confirmed and basically every prediction we made has come true, except it's moving faster than

I thought. Or slower. They're not 10 years behind. Exactly. I've been laying there unable to sleep for about an hour, basically meditating, focusing, researching in my mind, thinking. And I just felt overwhelmed. I fucking love that turn of phrase.

I don't I didn't know you could just call thinking researching in your mind. Hey, I was researching in my mind. I was doing some thought research. I was cogitating by that. He did not. He specifically said did not say cogitating this time. So I think he was not. He was not being like a contract.

No, he was not not for nothing. Like Alex might have had a bed sleep night, but he said he went to bed at 10 and got up at one. That's three hours. Like that's not good. And you'll probably be dragging the next day, but like I'm somebody who's had insomnia for the better part of my life. And I wouldn't call that not sleeping.

It wouldn't kill you. No, it's not going to be pleasant, but I don't know. It doesn't seem like a good enough excuse for something that you need to apologize for and explain the state on your show. I think one thing that you should apologize for is as a professional broadcaster, I know more about his sleep cycle than I do any topic that he's covering. You realize that I know so much about how well this man is sleeping on any given night. I think you know more about like his bizarre, like just the picadillos of his emotional

state. Exactly. Yeah. I certainly think that there's more granular detail about that than there is even about the globalists. Quite frankly, you know, this Edward, this Edward Murrow cat, I don't really know what the news is like, but he does not sleep well. That's all I remember from him is cranky.

Good night and good luck really should have been something he said. Good night and good luck because you're going to bed. I'm not. Exactly. Good night to you. Good luck to me. Good luck to me. When Alex was not sleeping, he did some the researching in his mind, sure, but he also

did some praying. And if you listen to this clip closely, it sounds like God was bullying him. Okay. I've been laying there unable to sleep for about an hour, basically meditating, focusing, researching in my mind, thinking, and I just felt overwhelmed by the Holy Spirit to get on my knees and start praying on the floor. And I'm sitting there tired, thinking, no, I can just pray right here. And it's like, no, you need to get on your knees and put your head on the ground.

And I sat there for about an hour, praying to God and just opening myself up. And it was literally God just saying, here's the time I saved you there. Here's the time I saved you here. Oh, boy. Here's the time I saved your child from dying. Here's I mean, it was just it was like, now you are going to have to go out and you're going to have to get up off your ass and you're going to have to get focused and be a real man because you've been having too much fun doing this.

You joke around too much. You screw around too much. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't rise you up to play half measures. Oh, boy. So yeah, God apparently is telling him to get it together. Well, his God is two seconds away from turning him into the son of Sam Keller, right?

Like we're there. I think that this is a real emotional. Yeah. I mean, he's being tormented by images of when he's failed and theoretically God saved him. Right. Imagine this is a real communication with a deity like the deity is like, hey, dude, look at this.

Look at what I did for you. Hey, look what I did for you. Hey, you're not doing, you're not holding up your end of the bargain. Here I am saving you in situations where totally you don't deserve to be saved. And you have made a deal with me in order for me to give you blessings, you know, like how God works. Nothing at all like the devil whatsoever. You and I have made a deal, a deal with the God deal with the God, as I say, yes, for

sure. Yeah. I think this is this is an unhealthy yeah, but at least like what God is presumably telling Alex is get your shit together and take your job seriously. Right. Right. I would say that to him as well. I'm no God, but I would say maybe you should be a little more serious about the stuff you

do. In some ways, God is specifically saying that you shouldn't be mad at the crew because it's your fault. Well, he's never mad at the crew. That's something that you need to understand. I'm sorry. So Alex starts rambling a bit about how, you know, people who get hurt by the vaccine, you know, they're, they're not going to blame themselves.

They're not going, they're going to get mad at people like Alex because they were right all along and they'll have to try and rationalize somehow that they were actually right. This is kind of what Trump is doing. I was going to say most of those people will fight to rationalize and to cover it up and to convince themselves that what they did was right and actually hate those of us that tried to warn them and tried to stop them. And we've all seen an example of this with Trump. The globalists were after him.

He was secure in the border. He was standing up to China. He was getting his better trade deals. He was cutting off the fentanyl coming in. He got us out of the WHO. He did so many great things. And then he wants to get the economy going so it has operation warp speed. He believes it's a regular vaccine and believes the propaganda, just like Dr. Paul did.

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt. But now a year and a half into this, year and a half, let me count England, a year here, we have hundreds of thousands dead. We know of millions maimed and I was thinking this morning about all the people I know that have gotten really sick and wiped out or died after they took the shots. And so I was just thinking about Trump and how we count on him to supposedly be a leader and help us. And that's why we're mad at him.

But really, as I said yesterday, we can't be mad at Trump unless we're really mad at Rand Paul, who's a medical doctor who still hasn't come out and said, OK, I was wrong. This doesn't work. This is a scam. This is strong strategy on Alex's part. Trump does not give a shit. Nope. But you might be able to bully Rand Paul.

You can get it. It's possible. Yeah. That is a good shifting of expectations. Let's leave Trump alone. Fuck it. There's nothing we're going to gain there. Now Rand Paul is a doctor.

Let's scream at him. Right. What you should do is call him and be like, don't you remember whenever I supported you here and don't you remember whenever I supported you here and don't you remember when I supported you here? You're not holding up your end of the bargain. And even those generationally. Remember when I supported your dad?

Yeah, exactly. Going on back and back. Yeah. When your dad was running for president and there was only one set of footprints, that's what I was carrying him. I think that this isn't going to work either. No. At this point, but it's a it's a better move than trying to keep going with Trump because

Trump obviously doesn't give a shit. Whereas Rand Paul, like he wasn't the apprentice. No, no. He wasn't a lifetime famous person. No, it is kind of clear to me, I think that Alex is only shot at getting somebody to take him, I guess, seriously or to communicate with him is to go on Rogan first and then get that kind of level of bullshit out there. And since he's clearly not going on Rogan again, I think Alex has just been left behind

by these people. I don't think they want him anymore. I don't think many people do. No. I also think there was a video that Alex played of Jimmy Dore being like Alex Jones has been more right than than Rachel Maddow and what the fuck happened. I don't know. Well, I don't think you don't think we don't need to.

We don't need to get into. Yeah. He's a piece of shit. But but like I don't think that Alex realizes that when people say stuff like this, they're not saying something positive about him. They're attacking Rachel Maddow by comparing her right now. All right. You're so shitty.

You're worse than Alex. But you're not. Yeah. And yeah, that probably doesn't feel great either. Hey, no publicity is bad publicity. It's true. Um, so anyway, we got to get to the news. Oh, wait, we don't.

Now, I could cover all this incredible news and I will next segment on the Gisling Maxwell verdict and is it a victory? Is it a defeat? It's actually both giving you on that. We're going to open the phones up today as well. But I want to talk about philosophy and a tale of two people and I'm a very private person when it comes to my friends and people that I know, whether they just be a common person or a very famous person.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. You brag about all your celebrity friends. All the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Nonstop absolute nonstop bragging. Can't stop talking about it. I mean, back in the earlier times, it was like Dave Mustaine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, I mean, admittedly, it's it's lower. There's his wife's tennis coach. That guy's up there too. Sure. I don't think he I don't think the tennis partner and Alex are friends. That's true. This is just true. It's a source.

That's fair. So yeah, we got a tale of two people. Tale of two people. You already fucking know it's Tucker and Joe Rogan. Yeah, absolutely. Without even needing any more information. It's like, oh, you're going to talk about your famous friends. It's not Charlie Sheen and Christopher Walken.

That's for sure. Not anymore. Not anymore. Well, to be fair, Christopher Walken was never all that interested in what Alex was doing. No. He was just cooking with Richard Belza. With the bells.

See, it was okay. He was accidentally on the show. But I'm going to go ahead and give you an example of two people that I know very well, Joe Rogan particularly well, since 1998, 1999, and I mean, been good friends with him, hung out with him, vacationed with him so much over the years. We've had falling outs. We've had issues. There's been some of him talk for a year, sometimes we hang out 15 times in a year.

But thanks for that background. It's a tale of two people. You've got well, the tale of three people you got Alex Jones and then you got Tucker Carlson. You got Joe Rogan. And if you understand those three types, you understand it's a way to explain something that's very important because I talk about this a lot. But sometimes I hear the rebroadcast and I don't think I'm making it crystal clear like

it is in my own mind. And I want you to really wrap your brain around this. And I know most of you already have some probably level I haven't even been able to, but I want this to really sink in because it is a paradox. We got a paradox coming. Look out. I hear Alex saying that like I'm not being understood when I talk about these things. And so I'll try to clarify it in a way that's, you know, accepting of something being a paradox

or it's confusing. No, I get what he's trying to introduce. Yes. There are aspects to Tucker and Rogan that if you understand the differences between them, right, it's somehow illuminating, but then he threw himself in there too. So now it's three people. I, I loved that moment because in that moment you just, you can see it all. You're just like, there's no way he cannot be the most important part of this story

to it's a story about two people who are not me. What that can't happen. There's also me in the story. It's also pretty obvious that like the, the, the tale of two people is about how similar or different they are to Alex, you know, absolutely. That's where we're going. Yeah. Yeah.

And also spoiler alert, a fourth entity shows up later, which is the globalist. I do appreciate that these two are like, now what I'm going to do is tell you how great these people are, but what I'm also doing is tell you why, telling you why they're not perfect and why I am the places that make them different for me are faults and the things that make them similar to me are good. Well, what we'll get to eventually is that Tucker has one strength and one weakness. Joe has one strength and one weakness. Right.

And Alex just has both strengths. Both strengths. Absolutely. Yes. I knew it was going to be that. That's more or less what's going on. Yes. So anyway, we got to deal with this paradox.

I don't know if it's a paradox. Okay. It is paradoxical and that you can see it from both angles. That's not what a paradox means. Joe Rogan is completely happy on cloud nine. He's high and he's got a hundred million dollars. I've known the guy forever and I've never seen him so satisfied and just, you know, they say he beat the game alive basically, you know, the best and everything he does.

Except for the head trauma, I guess. And he is waking up to what's really happening in the world, but it's not really sunk into him. How dystopic it's going to get and that it's only going to get worse from here unless he fully organizes against the globalist and that will step him into a whole another level. So Joe is very happy person. He's mad about the shots.

He knows their poisonous. He's starting to figure out it's by design. He's, he's, he's, as they say, becoming completely red pilled. Then there's Tucker Carlson and I love seeing the left constantly fetishize and oh my God, he's going to run for president. Oh, he's the leader of the Republicans. Oh, what? He could take over the party.

Are we doing that? They wish they could. Tucker Carlson wants nothing to do with DC, nothing to do with the presidency. He grew up around it. His dad ran a major federal agency. Tucker Carlson wants to live in the woods in Maine. What are we talking about? What is going on?

What is happening? I don't know. And I still don't understand exactly what, like, if you're just listening to this sequentially, what is the paradox? What are we talking about? All right. Tucker Carlson knows some stuff, but he's not fully awake. Right.

Because he doesn't realize that he needs to radicalize his audience and create essentially a bro army. Sure. Or something to fight the globalists. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But meanwhile, Tucker Carlson does know all of everything and wants to live in a shack in Maine. Right.

And that's a paradox. It's confusing. That's not what a paradox is. Paradoxes are confusing. I don't feel like they're that confusing. I think they're more of just a conundrum in a sense, you know, an unsolvable problem is almost not confusing at all. I bet that if we looked up conundrum, confused, it's totally 100% realized that a moment after

I said it. So here I think is about as best as Alex can lay out what the paradox is. Okay. Tucker Carlson only gets on a cell phone like 10 minutes a day. So Tucker Carlson gets it and knows it's all dystopic and he's got it. He's all the way awake doing as much as he can on Fox News. So Tucker Carlson, somebody that didn't believe all this and thought I was super evil 20 years ago and I was just saying horrible things.

The 10 years ago, he figured out, okay, Alex is right, but maybe Jones exaggerates. Now he's like, oh my God, it's worse than you said. But see, there's the paradox. He's more awake than Joe Rogan, but he doesn't have the complete freedom that Joe Rogan has. So it's the paradox. That's not a paradox. That's not a paradox. That's not the right word.

No. Paradoxes are things that are like self contradictory, but also kind of true. Like the classic example is like someone saying this sentence is false. If that's correct, then the sentence is false, but it's also true. If it's incorrect, then the sentence must be true and that means it's false. It's circular and it creates a paradox. Sure. There's a variety of paradoxes that go out of thought experiments, but what Alex is

describing is not paradoxical. It's really more kind of bad luck. It's kind of ironic in the sense of the word that Alanis Morissette uses. Right, right, right. It's basically that. So far as it's not ironic. Yes. Right.

It's really less a paradox and more of an excuse for Alex to use for why these people who are supposedly his complete allies aren't doing exactly what he's doing or saying the same stuff. Joe is entirely free and could say all that stuff, but he's not awake enough. Tucker is all the way awake, but he has to worry about keeping his job at Fox. That's fun, but it also makes no sense in its total bullshit. Joe is not entirely free, as evidenced by him being forced to take down his episodes with people like Stefan Malanu in order to get that $100 million contract with Spotify.

And if Tucker was fully awake and knew that the world was exactly as Alex described it, saving his job at Fox would mean exactly zero to him. He was born filthy rich, so he doesn't need the money, and he could migrate his audience somewhere else if he was being censored in any meaningful way on Fox. None of this is connected to reality and it's not a paradox. Yeah. I like his description of Tucker's evolution just because it also reminds me of like a worm crawling towards attention, you know, like 20 years ago, Tucker Carlson didn't get any

attention unless he hated me. 10 years ago, he got some attention for liking me. And now that he's me, he gets all the attention in the world. Well, I mean, think about it. 20 years ago, if Tucker was even like a relevant figure, he would have been a bow tie wearing dick hole. Oh, yeah. Who was towing a very like hawkish conservative line and Alex was saying 9 11 was an inside

job. Yeah. So yeah, maybe they would have been across purposes at that point. Yeah. 10 years ago, the Tea Party was on the rise and people like Alex maybe had a little bit more of maybe I'll take a listen to this. Maybe you're in touch with the kind of audiences I'm realizing I'm going to need to reach. Maybe maybe you're not realizing them a little bit too far too fast and I better change with

the times. And now everything is a thunder down. Now we're all going to die. Yeah. So Alex, he gets talking about his own life and his own progression. Sure. How is that paradoxical? Well, this is actually paradoxical and I don't know if it is all right, but it's contradictory

for sure. Mm hmm. I grew up around people that knew how the world really worked and never even thought of it as an issue. I grew up knowing all this. I knew all this stuff when I was 10 years old and that's why I got a big leap on everybody else because I was already there and you took it for granted. I get a family as a bunch of John Birch shit in it.

Yeah. But like this knowing about all this and how the world works and all the globalist stuff at 10 doesn't match up with the rest of his supposed timeline. No. This is like where you was Satanist at some point. Right. Yeah. If you did completely comprehend how the world worked at 10, how is it that you turned

into like a Satanist lover at 16? Somewhere around there. Wouldn't that essentially mean that you understood what you were doing? This was not being tricked into Satanism. This was you making some sort of deal with the devil. One that could perhaps, I don't know, echo throughout your entire life to the point where several decades later there might be a voice in your head saying, this is what I helped you and this is what I helped you.

Might come to a head at 2 AM. Good. Yeah, possibly. It's an interesting theory. Yeah. So we get another paradox. Okay. That's not a paradox.

It's weird. Like I'll be out eating a steak with Joe Rogan. We're having fun. Everything's great. We're telling jokes. And he's just so happy. Carlson's not like that. And I'm not judging Joe.

I'm not judging Carlson. Carlson's more like me. He realizes we're really screwed. We may not be able to turn this back. This is the great reset takeover depopulation event. And there's that paradox that if the public won't wake up and won't defend themselves, the globalists are going to turn them into a starving horde. And they're planning in the end game to make us join them just so we survive.

Again. That is not a paradox. No. I'm really struggling with how often we're using the word paradox is having zero idea. It's not going to stop either. Oh boy. Yeah. It goes paradoxically.

It goes throughout the rest of the episode. It's basically done. Yeah. Yeah. This is silly. I do like, you know, we're out having stakes and Rogan's really happy. It's like, yes. Yeah.

He gets to get really high and drunk with weirdos for a living. Why wouldn't he be happy? I'd be pretty happy making. And then Tucker, when he gets a stake with Alex, he realizes that he's getting a stake with Alex. That sucks. Yeah. He's kind of miserable.

Always have your head on a swivel. Who's going to cause a problem now? Yeah. So anyway, Alex is in a little bit of a state where he's wrestling if maybe he's been wrong this whole time. And I would say he has. Yeah. And that's the message I get from globalist is, yeah, Jones, you picked the wrong team.

You'll be begging for our help soon. You'll see the population will destroy you for trying to help them. Oh, I guess that's the fourth group. See, I get to know the globalist. I get to know all the top people and I'm not bragging. I'm saying God put me in that position so I could actually see it all for what it is. And then I ask myself the reason I'm explaining this is, am I wrong on so many fronts? Should we go ahead and join with Satan and kill the majority of the population and go

with that plan? The population doesn't care about themselves or their children. They kind of deserve to die. Okay. And that's a hypothetical. I'm not literally saying I'm going to join Satan. It's just you have to know that all these other people have decided to join it. And the reason I'm not going to join it is they're so miserable.

They're so empty. They're not their own men and women. And spiritually, the feeling of even imagining joining them is worse than a thousand deaths. So I'm not going to do that. I feel like God chose a bad representative here. This is not a good dude. Yeah, but he isn't Tucker miserable too. So it's like there's no real big difference there.

Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Or Tucker's a globalist. I hear this clip and I really just think that it's Alex trying to make him sound like he's an awesome person to the audience. Like he's creating this fictional offer of a life of luxury that he's turned down in order to protect the people. Yes, of course.

It's complete nonsense. Yeah. Also, a really important point is that Alex seems to be expressing that the reason he doesn't join up with Satan to kill off most of the population is because the people who are on the team of Satan, they seem unhappy. It's not that it's inherently wrong to commit genocide. It's that Alex thinks the devil has low workplace morale. It really does feel like I'm not going to join Satan because personally, that would

be uncomfortable. It's not even that. It's those people look bummed out. Well, I mean, but even then, it's not like he cares about them. It's because he would personally not want to feel as the way that they appear to him. Well, that's true. But at the same time, I don't really feel like if you look at Alex, that he looks like he's enjoying shit all that much.

No. And he kind of expresses exactly. I think everybody in Alex's estimation should probably act more like Joe and get a hundred million dollars and just get high all the time. Yeah. Why doesn't everybody just do that? That seems like an easy out. Yeah.

Alex doesn't seem to be enjoying shit all that much anymore. Bummer. That's really a larger gestalt of what I'm trying to articulate and what I'm trying to get at. But it really is this. I need to be able to enjoy my life. I need to be able to have on and on. I need to be able to.

That's a natural function to not be in war constantly, but you see, we are in a war. The globalist system is a war on humanity. And so denying it just makes you surrender to it. I'm fighting it. And I'm just simply trying to explain to the public that you either better wake up and stand up now or you are going to slowly be tortured to death and die. Okay. All right.

I think you should enjoy your life a little more. Yeah. I mean, maybe that would change things. This seems to be a byproduct of someone who's not enjoying their life too much. Yeah. Lashing out angrily and projecting things on the audience. Yeah. I think he's looking at the problem from the wrong direction.

You bet. Enjoy your life more first and then talk to us. So we're earlier, we heard Alex sort of teasing around this idea that maybe we should stick it to Rand Paul, right? Because Trump doesn't give a shit. I mean, it's a subtext at least. Yeah. And he continues down this line like maybe, maybe it's time to really fucking go at Rand

Paul. Rand Paul Fauci will retire Republicans take over the House and Senate and I will investigate the coverups. Oh, the coverups like them making it at Wuhan and deploying it already having the vaccine ready. You mean stuff like that, the vaccine you pushed and that you still aren't telling people is dangerous. Damn.

I mean, is it time to put the Hitler mustache on Rand Paul? Oh, I mean, both these guys are doctors. They can read studies all day, can't they? And again, I am trying to pressure these people to go to the right thing and save all these children. Yeah. It's also dumb. It's a dumb way to pressure people.

Why? Putting a Hitler mustache on him? Is that like a turn of phrase? Is that something that people say, ah, we got time to put the Hitler mustache on? No, I think he's literally saying let's get some pictures of Rand Paul and then draw little Hitler mustaches on there and I assume mail them to him. Hitler mustache on Rand Paul contest. Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely. Who can draw the best? New Instagram account Rand Paul with a Hitler mustache. Yeah. I just think that there's probably more effective ways of pressuring leaders who you think may be willing to help you. Sure.

I also think that maybe in terms of Rand Paul, it'd be best if people in Kentucky put that pressure. Oh, that would be a good idea because he's because they're, you know, we don't think about representative democracy like this anymore, but theoretically, they're his boss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alex seems to have no standing to put a Hitler mustache on Rand Paul.

Maybe he should try being more active politically in Texas. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. No. Oh, you're right. He's got to obsess about Florida. Rand Paul. Yeah.

So, look, we need to get desperate. That's the thing. Yeah. That's Alex's. Desperate times. Call for desperate rands. He quotes something bizarre. Okay.

I think he just saw this quote like on a meme or something like that and he got really excited. Okay. My point earlier was we need to get desperate. We need to get really concerned. We need to get out of our comfort zones. We need to really expose what's happening that the major globalist depopulation operation is happening now and that it's our job and our responsibility to go out and defend the

children and to expose these people and to go out to the clinics and hold up banners and educate the people going inside and not let the system bring in a medical tyranny and try to force this garbage, not just on us, but on consenting children. One second. Lord Nishogi said, the way of the samurai is desperateness. Ten men or more cannot kill such a man. Common sense will not accomplish great things. Really become insane and desperate in the way of the samurai.

If one uses discrimination, he will fall behind. One needs neither loyalty nor devotion, but simply to become desperate in the way. Loyalty and devotion are of themselves within desperation. I mean, I have to say I am desperate, ladies and gentlemen, I'm a desperate man and I should be desperate. I'm fighting pure evil, but at least I know what I'm fighting. The children don't know what hit him. Yeah, he's quoting the Hagakuri.

I'm a little surprised that either Forrest Whitaker is not involved. Why is he quoting the Hagakuri? What is happening? Alex is trying to live the way of the samurai. No, that's not even the way of the samurai. That was a hypernationalistic book written to romanticize the Japanese past that never really happened in order to get people to start wars. That's what it was about.

It's about fucking you got to kill people. Yeah, but that song Fast Shadow from the soundtrack. That is really good. Yeah. Yeah. I found that to be a strange pull on his part. I don't know if I've ever heard him quote the way of the samurai. I'm a little surprised, a little surprised, but yeah, I think he's just he hit the nail

on the head. He's pretty desperate. I really wouldn't like the parts about making sure that you are beautiful, making sure that you always have makeup readily available. There's a lot in there. He would probably get you with. I think that this is problematic in a certain way because he's attaching this idea of getting desperate to protesting at places like, I don't know, vaccination, and I don't believe

that his audience would desperately educate people. No. At those drives, I think they would harass, harangue, just like pick, pick, not regular folk. Just leave regular folk out of this, man. You want to go after Fauci, find Fauci, I mean, don't find Fauci, but don't find Fauci. No. No finding Fauci.

But but my point is don't direct people towards just regular people, man. We're all fine. The the the game is sustainable. Like when Alex is yelling about David Rockefeller and Hillary and Obama, totally. It's a sustainable propaganda sphere. But yeah, once it's really impacting normal people trying to live their lives, it becomes an issue. Just don't make everybody a pawn in your weird psychodrama.

Yeah. You know, if you want to be screaming about almost goddamn fictional figures that you've created out of bullshit, then fine, but don't be like, hey, also Tara down the block needs to get her ass kicked. Right. No, that's not okay. Don't send like a whole crew of people to like a community meeting or whatever. It's like this is this is bullshit that we're trying to run a D&D game.

Why are you guys screaming at us? It's witchcraft. So look, you I don't know if you know this. You're in an earth suit right now. Okay. I guess I will tell you. That you are an eternal being. You have a spirit.

You have free will. You were just manifesting in this body. And if you don't fight Klaus Schwab and Mill Gates and the New World Order, God is going to separate you from the universe and you don't want that. Now things are very paradoxical. Notice what I do later in the day is not like what I do in the morning. What? It's paradoxical that you feel different in the morning.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. I think that I like the mixing of the grandiose language, the like pseudo spirituality of like you're an eternal being in an earth suit. Yeah.

And then at the same time being like a God will smite you if you don't fight my enemies. Totally. Totally. It's a little it's a little bit much. Yeah. Let's just pull from fucking most death. Why not? Let's just throw in some fear not of men.

You know, we're just pulling from everywhere. We got the Hagakure, we got this bullshit. Let's go for it. So look, Alex is fighting these demons and that sort of dovetails in with you being an eternal being and sure in an earth suit would have you and Alex has noticed something and that is that the system will laugh when he talks about how he's fighting demons. Notice I don't talk about little green man or flying saucers. That's not what's going on here.

Yes you do. The hands of the day are your demons of old and it's an interdimensional attack. And notice the system doesn't laugh at that. They all take it deadly serious because they all are on board with this and they've signed up with it and the currency of entering the new world order is hurting children and hurting humanity and destroying our very future. That's how you get on board with the Rockefeller program that is not human. I mean, look at John DeRocco fellow the first.

You think that's a human? No, right. That's an avatar jacked up a hundred percent. Everybody knows that. Hundred percent. That's a walk-in. That's easy. That one's the easiest.

That's the one that you're like, oh, so that's what a walk-in looks like and you know, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That's your quintessential walk-in. Yeah. The platonic ideal. It's the proto walk-in. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So also plenty of people laugh at Alex when he insists that he's fighting interdimensional demons. I do regularly. Do you think that the subject probably makes less headlines about him? Probably just because like the media, they're busy. Who cares?

Yeah. Yeah. Alex thinking that he's fighting demons doesn't rank compared to the real world fucked up things that Alex is involved in. Sure. So around January 6th, the spina, the Sandy Hook cases, all sorts of things are maybe more pressing than whether or not he thinks he's fighting demons. They are more pressing, but I feel like the biggest problem with those things is that

we're not always given the context of the he's fighting demons part along with it. It would be, it would be nice if it was at least a little bit of a reminder. Noted demon fighter, Alex Jones. Yeah. I think it would give a little bit of flavor, seasoning to those stories. One who has not successfully slayed one demon is his entire life. Alex Jones. You don't know that trial again.

You don't know that. I feel like he would have crowed nonstop about it. If you have the episodes we haven't listened to now, that can't be true. So there's a there's a bit of demons out there, obviously, and I don't actually know all that much about demons. You know, I think that, well, obviously, I know one thing that's that I don't believe they exist. That's a problem.

But beyond that, I don't really know what they're like. Thankfully, Alex comes in with some details. That's nice. These creatures aren't even as advanced as us there, but they are aware. And it looks like older in a way. We're not sure. And so they're like really stupid, but they want to manipulate us and control us. And so that's why they jack in to humans that will work with them and are able to take

over and do so much because we don't go around trying to cheat each other and do all this stuff. What? But they do. So it seems to me that Alex is saying they're dumber, but maybe older. Right. We don't know. We're working on it.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a team, a specialist team, but they're crafty. They have a lot of tricks and yeah, without them, without these demons, right? Humans never lie and cheat at all. That's really, that's a real bummer. We should get rid of them. I think they're really fucking things up if that's the case.

If Alex legitimately believes that, and that wasn't just something that he randomly said or misspoke. Sure. That is a painfully naive way to look at the world. Oh man. It's just a bummer. It's just a bummer, not least of which because what a shitty life. What a shitty life every human being was consigned to upon birth to just be like occasionally

grabbed and influenced by a demon. You didn't get to choose. But at the same time, every time you did anything bad, it wasn't you. No, there's a demon that controlled you. That motherfucker is a real asshole. Yeah. Maybe it's just a way of not taking responsibility for things. It could be.

Who knows? I think a narcissist usually take responsibility for things, right? Totally. Yeah. So last night, Alex didn't sleep well, but he also, I think this is probably like before he went to bed. He needed a victory. Sure.

He found one. Okay. And then I was kind of like, I need a victory and I want to feel good and thank God that evil woman got convicted because, you know, they wanted to get her off and in my hate of her made me say to myself, it was a victory and I shot that video talking about Gillian Maxwell. Yeah. And from that perspective, it's, it's true, but that's a tired Alex, not a fresh Alex

and a fresh Alex got up at one 15 in the morning because I couldn't sleep and really went and looked at it and I went, oh my gosh, the federal judge with the defense team and the prosecutors suppressed the black book of pedophiles and they say they'll now be protected and actually protected the child ring. The Chucky Schumer now is rewarding the judge with a appellate court job with and Schumer is heavily involved in the whole thing, of course. Such a bizarre way to discuss this, this situation like Alex says that the night before he needed a victory and wanted to feel good.

So he made a video talking about how the Maxwell verdict was a win, but later when he actually looked into it, he realized it was bad news. This is pretty revealing in as much as it kind of shows that Alex is completely willing to put out knee jerk reactions to news items without looking into them at all, specifically for the purpose of satisfying his emotional needs. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah.

That sucks. If you have a responsibility, you know, and I would argue that you have a responsibility to an audience. That's not keeping up your end of the bargain. No. They should probably call you and say, do you remember when we helped you here? Do you remember when we helped you here? It's almost like using the audience to satisfy those emotional needs at their expense.

You're giving them bad information, presumably, just because it feels good. Yeah. You wish it was masturbatory. Mm-hmm. Also, what happened here is actually a little bit different than what Alex is saying. He posted that video that was about the Maxwell verdict being a win because that was his immediate reaction to the news. By the next day, he'd seen how the online conspiracy world had formed their narratives

surrounding the verdict and that they believed that this was a cover-up. In order to make sure his messaging was in sync with the larger conspiracy world, Alex changed his tune. The talking points Alex is using here are cribbed directly from social media posts spreading misinformation about the case. There wasn't sweeping ceiling of documents. In fact, the judge ordered a ton of it to be unsealed, including transcripts of depositions and bank records.

What Alex is misrepresenting here is that the judge found that, quote, only certain pages from Maxwell's address book identifying victims with the word massage next to them could be marked into evidence. This was to protect the identity of victims, not to shield any of the abusers. Also Schumer isn't making that judge, Allison Nathan, an appellate judge out of some kind of quid pro quo. The vacancy came up in the U.S. Court of Appeals in the 2nd District and Schumer recommended this judge to Biden as someone who would make a good nominee.

This makes sense given that Schumer is a senator from New York, Nathan serves on the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York and the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 2nd District covers New York, Vermont and Connecticut, it's all New York based. Alex is trying to chase the conspiracy world instead of leading it. He came out celebrating the Maxwell verdict because he assumed that was the right take and then he saw that everyone like Jack Pasobak was going the other way with it. So he changed his opinion. He hadn't looked into the case prior to deciding that it was a victory and he didn't look

into it at all in order to change his mind past seeing some tweets. Yeah. So it's just a dude blowing in the wind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Also, he was real busy when he woke up at one.

He's praying and getting bullied by God. He was looking into the G. Lane Maxwell verdict. Yeah. Amazing. He works well over 14 to 20 hours a day just to make sure that he gives us high quality content. Oh, and what high quality content he gives us. Incredibly high quality.

It's so bad. It's amazing. And that's kind of a paradox, Dan. I'm looking for biting analysis of this Maxwell verdict, right? Because Alex is sure he has come out and said it's a victory, but then done so much research that he's figured out to cover up. So obviously, if he's done all that, he's going to have a lot of information to present. Wow.

There's got to be a ton of stuff that was covered up. He wouldn't like, I don't know, spend a bunch of time doing a terrible attempt at a comedy bit about how he thinks that the judge looks like a man. He wouldn't do that. Would he? Oh, no. Oh, does he ever? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Is this mad TV? Defenders and the prosecution and the judge all agreed. I've got the quotes right here that we don't need to make a big circus out of this. That's the quote. We're not going to release anybody in the black book. So you're going to aid and a bed. That's what Mr. Nathan's doing.

Aid. I mean, this guy, this judge, Mr. Nathan is doing. I'm sorry. It's a lady. Alison Nathan, a literal protege of Chuckie Schumer. Chuckie Schumer. Spin it out. Weiner.

You got him happening. You got it all. And then you got Mr. I mean, sorry, not Mr. Rogers, Mr. Nathan. Still going. I'm sorry. Alison Nathan.

And so, you know, here's Alison Nathan, ladies and gentlemen. Don't all you leftist young Turks feel good and all the other leftist shows, you know, defending this and covering it up and doing all this. What you feel good about yourselves now? Yikes, that was not good. But it was clearly intended as like he was trying to be funny. I guess like he thinks that he was trying to be funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which makes it sadder. I think the idea of like stammering through something is enough for him. He's he's basically like on the level of of Bob Newhart. Yes, with his stammer comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. It's good. Put him on a USO tour. So Alex referenced the young Turks there and that, unfortunately,

triggered something in his brain where he remembered that in 2013, Cenk did it was talking to Anna Casparian and he was talking about how if he was a dictator of the world, he would he would legalize bestiality where you're giving pleasure to the animal. Sure. Sure. Turned into Anna being like, what are you talking about? Right, right, right, of course. It was, you know, a loose conversation.

Sure, sure. It would have to be maybe not to wind up there. Sure. Yeah, because the conversation doesn't start there. I don't think that necessarily he is saying he wanted to be a dictator, right, nor was he fully supporting having sex with animals. You think the context would give you that? Yeah, yeah. But anyway, Alex remembers this and he has to spend a lot of time talking about

somebody needs to it's not in the headlines anymore, Dan. This is fresh stuff. This is what he talked about. And by the way, the young turds leader. Nice. I'm not joking. We can put it back on screen. I forgot he didn't just fantasize about having sex with animals and pleasuring them. And he would make it legal if he was world dictator.

So he's also fantasizing about, well, you think about being world dictator. What would you do? First thing that pops in your head and not the hundreds, at least in my mind, or the 10,000th is pleasuring animals. But first thing when you're a dictator of the world is. Have sex with animals. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, it's very benevolent. You know, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving where you're

pleasuring the animal. I like to point out that this is supposed to be his coverage of the Maxwell trial. I do recall that we were going to be speaking about anything other than philosophy or the bestiality, but apparently I'm wrong. He has so much nothing on this Maxwell story that he's got to go this route. Here we go. See, I want to have fun like you do, too. In fact, I've got a lot of really funny things here today, but you know,

at the end of the day, that's not really funny, is it? No, no, it's not. Let's continue here. Cover up complete. At least he hadn't into kids. I mean, he never really made any pro pedophilic statements, so they defend some of the Democrat pedophile networks and things like CNN. I mean, look at that look on me.

Like, like if I if I was going to, I'm not saying he's into bestiality, even though he says he would be the dictator that legalized it. I'm not saying that he has sex with animals. He just talks about how much he'd love to legalize it. But if I was casting somebody, do the wide shot. Let's look at the mouth. The mouth. The grossest part.

If I was going to cast somebody in a movie that runs a pet store, so you can have sex with the animals, including the aquarium fish, it'd be that dude. I mean, come on. Come on. If you had to like ask like a questionnaire, like is that a is that a farmer? Is that an auto mechanic? Is that a soldier?

Is that a teacher? Is that a lawyer? We are. He looks pretty scummy. Maybe lawyer. Is he a pedophile? Yeah, I don't know. No.

He looks like he likes to have sex with ghosts. So if I was going to cast somebody who has sex with animals, of course, against them, I mean, yeah, yeah, no, no, that's not a Pito face. That's a face. And seriously, either there's something in a face serious or it just tells you what they're into something me. It's a lot as cold beer and Marilyn Monroe every day of the week. And I'll tell you about it.

What? But see, he is over here telling you these into farm animals. What the fuck is going on? I mean, come on, man. God was telling you to take your job seriously. Come on, man. Jesus. Yeah, this is like this.

It's so transparent. It's just, I don't want to talk about this subject that I haven't prepared for yet. It's much more fun for me to riff about jank. This is where we're going to go with this. Look at his mouth. Boy, boy. You know, there was this reminds me a little bit of I told you one of

the things that I enjoyed about joy. All right. I enjoyed the joy ride with Dana Golden. And one of the things that I love so much about Dana Gold is after having a 40 goddamn year career in standup, his level of confidence in being funny on stage, he can tell a five minute story with no laughs. So confident that he's going to get a laugh at the end. You know, that's just 40 years of experience.

I'm amazed at Alex maintaining and obtaining that same level of confidence, never having received a laugh. Well, I think it's amazing. I think one of the ways you get around that is you just assume the audience is laughing. You can't tell. Yeah. Yeah.

Without the instant feedback. Well, Jim Brewer did. Sure. Alex loves that Jim Brewer loves Jim Brewer, I believe. So he tries to get to the actual meat of the subject here. It's not just Alex Jones that is saying all of this. It's the London Independent. Gislane Maxwell's little black book to remain secret after judge

warns against needless name dropping. Oh, yeah, we don't want to needlessly name drop who rate little girls says the judge, the good person. Alex really needs to do his homework. That headline kind of works for his narratives, but the body of the article explains the situation in a way that makes everything fall flat. For one thing, the black book in question is the same one that Gawker published back in 2015.

Second, being listed in this address book does not prove that you were involved with Maxwell and Epstein's child abuse stuff. That's just a bizarre conclusion for Alex to come to, given that he has a staunch belief in due process and he really hates people ascribing guilt by association when it involves him. Yeah. Third, as we've already mentioned, the book contains identifying information about victims and making that public would really

only hurt them. Alex doesn't have any grasp of this story at all. And the independent article was published on December 14th, like it's not even a new article. It says nothing to do with the decision involved in Maxwell's conviction. It was just a matter of course for the trial. Alex is also ignoring another more recent independent article with

the headline quote. Gillian Maxwell's little black book under FBI review says report authorities vow to pursue anyone who committed a crime with Epstein and Maxwell. Alex isn't reporting on these kinds of stories. He's just reading dumb headlines from dumb blogs and social media posts and then getting mad about them without doing any legwork at all.

And that's why he'd rather spend his time talking about jank. Like it's much, much cooler. Well, I mean, what else is there to say with the judgment other than like, OK, who's next, you know? Like that's what I feel like everybody's saying about the Maxwell judgment. Like, yeah, she's getting that. Now who?

Yeah. It feels like there is forward momentum with the case. There is a conviction. Everybody wants. Let's see what happens. Everybody wants more. But yeah, exactly. You don't want to fuck up.

Or it takes time unless you want to just get pitchforks. Right. And then you might mess up. That's a conversation. Wow. But you might mess up. Yeah. That's part of the conversation.

So the globalists, they want to suck children's energy out because children have this innocence and they can they can have that vacuumed out. Sure. Sure. By the globalists. Yeah. And Alex.

Alex has a really good one for that. Alex. Alex relates this to something that maybe makes it more understandable. Because everything is about the theft of the innocence energy. That's like in the movie, the dark crystal that they did a remake of her. It's really good.

I don't want to have a time. And the gulflings are childlike and simple and loving and good. They're the evil skexies that kidnap them and plunge these systems into them to suck their essence in their life force to live forever. And that's that same archetype that's in fiction over and over and over again. Because that's what these people are doing. That's really who they are.

So if you want to wonder why Pfizer is so evil or why Fauci is so evil, why do you do this? And it's because inter dimensionally, it gets them closely aligned with the transmission that they are wanting to receive. You need to study the dark crystals. You understand the real world. Yep. Theoretically, your God invented this whole system.

He had to have. He's the creator. Why did he develop a separate economy based upon innocence energy like in Monsters Inc? Yeah, it does seem not good. He could just cut it out. Yeah. On the editing room floor.

It's just been like, hey, should I create this separate economy based upon innocence? No, maybe not. It seemed like a good idea at the time. How? Because if you retain your innocence, then that gives you power and the money in the economy or whatever. It would be a good thing there, but then it goes, you know.

Yeah. It's going to go south. Yeah, certainly. That is because. And you would have seen that coming. Right. Well, God didn't watch Dark Crystal. That's the problem.

It hadn't been made yet. Yeah. So, you know, the goblists, they want to take that innocence. Sure. Gotta have it. Dark crystal. Yep. But there's something you can do.

And Alex has a recommendation. And everything they do is about corrupting the youth. Everything they do is about enslaving the innocent. And we've got to just spiritually reject them and then say, God, I'm too weak. This is too big. I need you to take me over. And then as a metaphysical symbol of that, raise your hands and your fingers open like a plant to the sun and say, save me.

Save me. Help me. I want to be good. I don't want to be satanic. Help other people. Energize me. Please, God, please help me. I'm too weak.

I don't know the words to say. Just help me. Help me, Jesus. Help me. That's what you've got to do. And those of you that are under satanic control, if you can physically do that, it's a big victory. And you're going to feel a block there. You're going to feel a block there.

And that's that satanic force. But the more you cry out, God, like a flamethrower or a laser beam, is going to burn through that hole and you're going to watch all hell break loose in your family and all hell break loose in your life and all sorts of bad stuff is going to happen right away. And that's the devil using all his powers to threaten you to not join with God. And then as soon as that breaks through, you'll get to the next level. And then God will have missions for you. Little ones at first.

What? What? No, hold on. Damn. This is getting out there. Sure. This is a cult. We're just describing a cult.

It's just a notion that people are like, you know, hey, Alex Jones is right about everything. You got to listen to Alex Jones, man. All these really do you have it? Do they listen to this shit? Did you know if stupid if Alex is right about everything, then I believe that means every single person who has ever said that is required right now to throw their hands up to the sky. Scream, God, help me, help me, please, I don't want to be involved with Satan anymore for as long as it fucking takes for God's laser to bust through the energy shield of the devil

and give you a mission like you're in an RPG and then they need to abandon their families, right? Get rid of them entirely and slowly. How the hell is it going to break loose because it's the devil punishment? Absolutely. They got to do fetch me quests for another goddamn FF seven character. You know, you got to think about it. Life is kind of a collectathon.

It is a little bit. Yeah. So look, when you die, if you did good, yeah, good stuff. Are you sure? We do bad, bad. I really think he doesn't understand the whole book if that's what he thinks. Well, there is something that is very clearly biblical here, and that is that God scans your DNA like a barcode when you die.

And that's what we need to know, ladies and gentlemen, we're across that river at the end when we die and God's going to say, I read you, I scan you, you're with me. That's all. It's your decisions. It isn't God that even judges you. That's the simple human way of seeing him. It's what we did encoded in our genetics and our will and our action is read by God when we die.

You're taken by that angel with her hand on you, and if God rejects you, a literal black hole opens up and that angel looks at you and you drop. You don't want to go there, folks, believe me. We'll be right back. Stay with us in full wars dot com tomorrow's news today. This is tomorrow's news. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, I mean, at the heart of it, though, aren't isn't the isn't the heart of most dogma just some some nut job riffing, you know, you know, like at the at the beginning of the day, make an argument. Somebody's out there like, where did this fucking thunder come from? And they're like, man, you don't even want to know about this guy's Zeus. This guy is tossing thunder. Well, yeah.

I mean, explanations for phenomenon in nature are often like, you know, it's a pretty creative process. Just kind of riffing. Yeah. I I I do think that Alex also has a lot of bizarre specifics in there. Like Angel looks at you and then you drop the angel has his hand down you gotta have a little flourish to keep it exciting for the for the cheap. See, you got to be able to visualize.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. So Alex comes back from a break and he wants to talk about a fella that he used to know who's dead now. Let's talk about it right now. Right now, you know, I knew Aaron Russo really good. And I talked to him just about a week before he died.

He was a great filmmaker and made a lot of big movies with Eddie Murphy and was a very smart guy and a big silver trader. And I liked him a lot. Well, those guys you hung out with, he was like, wow, this guy's got a lot of life in trading traded a lot of silver with that, dude. And he talked about how he was hanging out with the Rockefellers. And they said, we're going to collapse society. We're going to bring a cash flow system.

You're going to have to have a chip. And if you don't do what we want politically, we'll just turn that chip off. Yeah, there he is a couple months before he died in Houston, getting cancer treatment. But he was also. I was married to bed meddler. Yeah. Sure. That's when I see bed meddler in the news, I think about Aaron Russo.

We've discussed this a bit in the past, but the person who Aaron Russo is friends with was a guy named Nicholas Rockefeller, and he wasn't related to the Rockefeller family. He just had the same name and the level of investigation that these people do is pathetic. Also, bed meddler was never married to Aaron Russo. Sure. She's been married to Martin von Hasselberg since 1984. Russo was, however, her manager for a while. And according to some sources, was a complete creep who tried to take control of her life

entirely and was in love with her, though the feelings were unrequited. I guess he either told Alex they were married and Alex believed it or Alex is just making that up based on the fact there are a bunch of pictures of the two of them together. Anyway, this is just an introduction for Alex to complain about bed meddler's tweet about Joe Manchin. That was actually kind of shitty because it was taking aim at like, you know, there was there was some classism of it, like West Virginia, you know, and I think that there was a fair critique you could make probably.

And it's not what Alex does. No. But anyway, he's talking about Aaron Russo because he's about to get into bed meddler and I guess that's his way. So we got a lot of preamble here to give us a personal in towards bitching about bed meddler. And if I had to say, I think this is where the show turns. Every time you bring up bed meddler, Dan, everything goes apeshit. Yeah. That's true since 1984, when she left Aaron Russo.

No, they weren't together. Yeah, this this he gets really impassioned about bed meddler's comments. Really? And he says something that I actually find deeply problematic. And I can tell you right now, bed meddler, you're not going to live forever. You're not going to cross that river. And I'm not here cursing you. I can just tell you, lady, you better get right with God right now. And I don't know if you still can or what's going on, people like you.

But let me just tell you something. Your hatred of America is because we were once a Christian nation. It's the same reason you hate Russia today is because they're becoming a Christian nation again, but you look at that arrogant monster. You can't really signal more clearly to anti semites than that. Like bed meddler is someone who's very associated with her Jewish heritage. And for Alex to say that the reason she hates America is because it was a Christian nation is pretty overt, even for him.

Like this is protocol shit. Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, this is this is this is pretty. It kind of informs a little bit like why he's so he gets really impassioned about this bed meddler situation. Man, you know, most days I wake up and I think there's just no way I'm going to talk about somebody who's mad at bed meddler today and most days I'm right.

The Divine Miss M today. I was not right. Nope. He gets pretty mad. Here's a here's him yelling about how she looks down on West Virginia coal miners. OK, just like West Virginia. Right. They're all a bunch of meth heads.

They're a bunch of trash. We don't need them no more. We turned off the coal supply. We don't need them to go 5,000 feet down on the ground and mine anymore and get their lungs all filled up. We don't need those men no more. They don't like us in Hollywood sitting there in our fancy mansions. They're pieces of crap.

They're almost as bad as those farmers in Missouri or those farmers in South Dakota or those farmers in California or those farmers. Where do these people come from? The attack. Everything's good, including our children. And one day, one day, one day, they are going to pay for what they've done. We're going to stay strong and never surrender. We'll be right back. Stay with us.

That's fucked up. That tone changed pretty, pretty quick. I mean, you know, I will give this to her. Bette Midler has never brought me to tears. So this is her best acting role to date. It's upsetting. Yeah. Why are we here?

He's tired. Why are we here? What happened to us? So interestingly, though, Alex offered up a really good argument to move away from coal mining in that bizarre rant. If there's other, more efficient means to produce energy in the process of mining coal kills workers, lungs and such. Maybe that's not the best way to go. Maybe if you're looking out for these workers, you'd not want them to be.

Oh, no, I romanticize a time whenever we would sacrifice the lives of men and women to literally power our engines. Yeah, that's good. Good. Keep that up. That's great. So Alex got really fucked up there at the end. Don't know what happened. It was it was quick.

Yeah, it seemed to come almost out of nowhere. There was a turn. And I was like, OK, go to break fucking splash some water on your face. Something get back and like, let's see. Let's see what we got. OK. He decides to stay on this topic. Are you doing cocaine, Alex? It's like Bloomberg.

I mean, who are these farmers? I mean, what do they do these dumbasses? All you got to do is stick a seed in the ground. There's not tornadoes. There's not storms. There's not bugs. There's not rocks in the field. There's not all the scams with all the big combines trying to rip you off. When you try to bring your crop to market. No, no, they're the bad people.

They're the ones out there trying to raise their families and grow crops that basically don't even exist anymore. And they're the enemy because they're humans and because they're building something and because they're close to the ground and they're real. And these Hollywood trash have declared war on us. Sir, this is the best Western stuff at them because they are of their father, the devil, and they can't help it.

But I will tell you right now that all these candy ass Republicans that sit up there and act like they're fighting a new world order when we know damn well what we're up against. I want war against these people. I want them exposed. I want them indicted. I want them arrested. They committed plenty of crimes. Well, I get that Alex doesn't like Hollywood folk,

and he feels like they look down on him. But it also seems like he really cares a lot about them looking down on him. It seems like if he was like really transcendent like he claims to be and he saw through the bullshit, he would just ignore shit like Bette Midler tweets as opposed to doing what he's doing, which is descending into a rage filled performative rant. It's not somebody who doesn't care what Hollywood thinks about him. Like that's not what I see here.

I see someone who is really sensitive about how people perceive him. Yeah, almost almost somebody bitter, who thinks that should have been served that he didn't receive because of this. Yeah. Also, what are these crimes that Alex wants to charge these people with? Like this was a rant about someone insulting farmers and West Virginia coal miners. Yeah, I mean, I think that's probably mid level larceny. I think that Alex is somebody who's in the past made some tentatively positive statements about free speech.

Don't think he should want the state to get involved with some of just as long as it's not the feds, you know, as long as it's the state government that's controlling free speech, you know, that's fine. It's a state's rights issue. So look, you know, the state, not the federal government, the state should destroy Hollywood because they're begging for it. The state government should destroy Hollywood, California state government or Texas state government?

Probably Texas. Can we have an interstate war? That's what I want. I don't want a civil war. I just want Texas and California to really go at it for once. There's a couple of states in the middle that might have something to say about that. Collateral damage. Anyway, Hollywood's got to be destroyed. They're begging to be destroyed. They're just begging for it.

Please. They're just asking for it. And all we need to do is culturally, non-violently flame through the truth. Barbecue their asses. Speaking of that, we've got the first domino to fall. Almost into the show today, folks, because I am really close right now. See, I can't start on to the sea. Well, I want to be part of this. Oh, no.

The first domino to fall happened in Miami, Florida. We'll cover it the start of the next hour. Longer the number, I'll take your calls. What is that first domino fell on the big ABC affiliate? It's since got nationwide. The first domino to fall, exposing the poison Vax. Yeah, I would have just not done the show if I were him. It seems like it seems like that.

If that's an option, I wouldn't have done this. Every time he says I wasn't even I almost didn't do the show today. He's got to get rid of that almost. Just start not doing the show. Yeah. But the thing that's really weird to me is that like he was holding it together just fine for a bit. He was even kind of having fun when he was riffing about jank wanting to have sex with animals.

But now he is fucking lost it. Once Bet Midler comes into play, it's all off the table, buddy. His mood swings are so intense and it's kind of scary to see how much things fluctuate just in the span of a few hours. So he's fucking lost touch. Oh, man. Hey, hey, Alex is really great to hang out with. Just want just one thing to let you know if you're you don't want to have a bad night and all you got to do, just avoid Bet Midler.

Don't bring her up. Don't bring her up. Don't bring her up. Okay. I I I don't think necessarily it is like a drug or stimulant thing. Sure. But I do know that people I have known who did a lot of cocaine, right? We're certainly inconsistent in their mood.

That is true. That is true. I now a lot of Bet Midler fans, I know, also inconsistent with their mood. Fair enough. Yeah. So in that clip, he's also saying like the first domino has fallen. I'm like, what the hell does that mean? I mean, what do you think it means? I mean, it's the first domino has fallen, though.

The one that's going to set the tires. Domino, though. Oh, well, an ABC affiliate. There was a there was a tiger that attacked. No. Oh, never mind. Here it is. OK. We already launched this contest. Five thousand dollars.

Oh, no. For every person that gets out nationally in this counts. Exposing the global agenda. Watch the info wars. Yeah, put that head on back up for me. So I can read it. Watch the info wars, photo bomb. The info wars, photo bomb challenge has begun.

That's the first domino. Again. By the way, people will say like, Jones, you sound drunk right now. I'm not drinking right now. Right now I'm drunk on the Holy Spirit right now. I am hammered as hell right now on Christ. I honestly didn't think Alex was drunk

until he said he wasn't. Yeah, it didn't even cross my mind. Wasn't going to think about it. This doesn't seem like drunk, Alex. It seems kind of normal, honestly. He's an out of control, angry emotionally and stay unstable asshole. Like you don't need substances really.

Yeah, you've got that under control. Yeah, so or not. Well, I mean, yes, obviously. So Alex is doing another paradox. Alex is doing another contest, which is basically just him desperately trying to pay people to promote his website by disrupting live news reports. If the goal were really just to wake up the public

and to the supposed dangers of the COVID shot, you'd expect to see that, you know, what a person needed to yell on Canberra to get the prize is just yelling about, you know, COVID. But as always, that's not what they need to do. They also need to yell info wars.com if they want to get their money because that's what this is all about, of course.

I understand that Alex is desperate for attention and anything he can monetize right now, but this seems like a poor use of resources. He's going on about how like info wars might shut down in a matter of months if people don't buy a ton of his products. And then he turns around and does a stupid publicity stunt like this. It seems like mixed messaging.

I don't, I don't know. I think this is a bad idea. Yeah, you know, I mean, on the other hand, if you're, if you're fairly certain you're going to lose everything shortly, fucking Brewster's millions at, you know, like just start throwing money away, toss it out the window and I get that.

I get that. But what kind of a message does that send to the audience? I'm broke. So I'm going to give you money. I don't know. I'd be confused if I were, if I were listening and I believed anything you said, I would be very confused. As far as an advertising strategy goes,

exactly how would you analyze the return on investment per $5,000, you know? Like, are you, are you getting a increased traffic? I mean, you'd have to then figure out how much of that traffic is it translates to sales. Yeah. I don't know. It must work or at least it must be a beneficial thing

because he's done this, these contests. Yeah. The Bill Clinton is a rapist one was big. That was apparently pretty successful. That would have been the first domino. I think the CNN is ISIS one did not work as well. No, no, no, it's a mouthful. Yeah.

That one, I don't know. But then, yeah, he's trying again. Great. Good luck. Hurray. So that's the first domino. That's right. I forgot.

Yeah. And also it's interesting to hear how like kind of unenthused he sounds. You know, this isn't going to be that good, you know. He knows that we know it. Let's get to some more headlines. Okay. Some of these headlines are just unbelievable.

I mean, look at this one. Men's Health Union. Oh, Men's Health, Lift, Weight, Jog, Ride, Bikes. You know, Saish, take vitamins. Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't tune into Men's Health for that. Just like you tune into Young Turks, learn about how great BCL it is.

Or you tune into like third grade English class or not great pedophilias. You read Men's Health to learn how wonderful men taking hormones so they can breastfeed is. Whatever the hell that means. I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory. Harmone kit that lets men breastfeed

could be available soon. And yes, if a man takes enough hormones, they might produce a couple of drops of milk a day. You're not gonna feed a baby. It doesn't matter. It's all getting you ready for this alien world of like, oh, there's clones. Oh, there's GMO, animal human hybrids.

Oh, there's transgender. Oh, there's aliens. Oh, there's aliens. What? Oh boy. Yeah. So first of all, this article that Alex is talking about from Men's Health was published in October, 2018.

No idea why this is one of the big news items he's got for today. Wow. I get that he needs to take every opportunity to attack trans people, but this is a little thin and it's not even about trans folk. This is about somebody who invented a hormone kit that men can take while their partner is pregnant

in order to make it so they can assist their partner if they have difficulty breastfeeding. They would then stop taking the hormones once the baby was done breastfeeding. Sure. If Alex wants to be a competent bigot like he presents himself as, he needs to try a little harder.

It's misreporting articles from over three years ago. It's just, that's not going to cut it. This is sad. I mean, now that I know it's possible for you to take a hormone treatment and then breastfeed, I'm okay with clones. Sure. I think that, yeah, aliens, all of this stuff.

Now that I've seen that, anything's possible, dude. It gets you ready. Absolutely. I'm prepared for cloning. Only, but only for breastfeeding. I only want to clone myself. Have that person take the hormones and then breastfeed for me.

Yeah. Surrogate breastfeeder. So, you know, we're not dealing with a lot of great news here today. Not really on the ball. I'm from 2018. Look, Alex can't even plug without being a depressing mope.

Cause I guess he's upset about that meddler still. Sure. You know, if I don't do this, we won't be here. So let me just do this now. A couple of big announcements here. First big announcement is, I need to take some time off. Just because when you get so close

to the grindstone so long, I want to be here all the time. You lose perspective. So I don't want to create a big conspiracy when I'm gone for a while. But, you know, I think at this point, it's kind of becoming a place of, what are you going to do?

Kind of like I'm going to hand the baton to you, you know? Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk you out of here tomorrow and you never see me again. That's really what I want to do. I never want to come back here again. My time is almost over. My stories are almost over.

Take a nap. What the fuck is this mothlet bullshit? You won't think that's dramatic. Once you figure out it's real, but then I say, support us, keep us on air. It's a paradox. It is not. It's a paradox.

A paradox. Everything's a paradox. Everything is a paradox. Everything. Nothing. Yeah, so he's like, I'm going to quit. I'm going to never come back here, but also I need you to buy my product.

So I could stay here. It's a paradox. It's a paradox. It's great. Anyway, Alex is, he's in, he's in a bad mood. And he's set in records for the first time ever. He's in a certain state. Okay.

And the Holy Spirit is now literally showing me, Alex Jones's end, my exit, no longer on air gone. And then I think, well, I better do some good broadcast here at the end. Maybe that's not what I'm going to do. Maybe not. Maybe, especially not. It's the first time in 28 years on air.

I've got one foot already out of this because you're going to have to deal with this yourselves now. They're coming to kill you and your family. And I want to be here with you when this is all happening. But I won't. But if God tells me to never come back to the studio again and leave, that's what's going to happen, folks. So every broadcast you watch, every broadcast you see,

maybe my last now, whatever happens, I want to try to stay on air as long as possible. We have the new sale. You don't buy it. We won't be on air. Plus it's a game changing. They don't want you to have it. The iodine conspiracy.

That's amazing. I mean, God, just look, I'm out of here. The Holy Spirit's showing me my end. Just every show might be my last one, but also we got a sale on iodine. Just the idea that somebody is like, that somebody is listening and was like, Oh, who almost forgot what I was planning to buy.

Yeah. Jesus. Whoo, man. Yeah. So that's that's a lot of fun. That is a lot of fun. Yeah, that's great. That's great.

There's just so much to enjoy in there. Mm-hmm. He has his foot out the door. He's got his foot out the door for the first time in his entire career. I would argue that in my experience, he seemed like he said his foot out the door a number of times. Yeah, I would say he's been non-committal

and a little bit detached at times. I would say at least yearly. At least yearly. It comes and goes. I think that having seen stuff like this in the past from Alex, not this severe, certainly. No, no, no, no. But having seen things like this in the past,

I look back on those and like, I thought there was meaning in it. And I don't think there's meaning in this. There is just Alex is in a bad mood. He's lashing out. He's just sad. He's just really not doing well. No.

I mean, yeah, that sucks. That sucks that you're in a situation where you can't even be, you can't even rely on just being professional, you know? Like, I'm sure, you know, if you're on TV, you have bad days and sometimes you got to go to work and be on camera when you're not feeling it. Yeah.

What you do is you go to a different place and you just rely on professionalism. This is Alex's professionalism. Well, it's that he doesn't have any. Exactly. This is what he's got. He's got being miserable so people can see it. Yeah.

That's all. Yeah. But I even still think it's a bit performative. Well, it's still it's not like he's having a bad time. And so he's sincerely bearing his heart. Oh, totally. Like there is there is something to, you know, somebody who allows a lot of authenticity

in their public presentation of themselves. Of course. I think I think there's some value in that, although, you know, it's probably a tough thing to do. Yeah. That's not what he's doing. No. This is this is a guy who's really.

This is melodramatic. Yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, we started this with the 31st. He said it's not dramatic. I was going to say this is a little bit over the top. Also in the 31st, he said I wasn't actually thinking of quitting. Hey, was anybody doing cocaine that day?

Probably not. Yeah. So look, he's got to get himself back in the mood. And he's going to do that by reading the headline of today's broadcast. Oh, you know, look at today's show headline. It's a pretty big deal Thursday live. Think about what goes into that.

It's like a live. It's real. It's no, no. It's it's it's it's it's in touch. Stop this. And then it goes on. Top scientists, which is true, around the world have reached a consensus.

You're stalling. You're stalling. Jesus Christ. The COVID Vax is a depopulation weapon. And I can play you hundreds of top scientists, which we've done from Dr. Michael Yedon to Robert Malone to Wolf King Wudarg to Dr. Zelenko saying the same thing because it's true. But the full horror of that is so hard to deal with.

Do you blame the general public for not being able to understand it? And yeah, the public's dumbed down and decking it in a way they do deserve to die. But we're not. God, we don't make that decision. What? Yeah, so that the headline for the day's show is that top scientists around the world have reached a consensus. She's that the COVID vaccine is a depopulation weapon.

I have not really touched on that at all. No. Mostly talked about Jank and tried to talk about the. I hate that, Midler. Yeah, seems to have gotten off track there a little bit. So we have other things to discuss, though. Like, there's other things on the news. Like, did you know that Jeff Bezos was recently pictured on a yacht?

I did not know that. Yeah. Oh, great. Alex has a lot of feelings about it. How about this, Jeff? Jeff. Photos. How about. Well, you're out there all drunk with all your women.

Yeah, Jeff, you stopped funding transgenderism, trying to chop five year old boys balls off because that's the problem. Have your women and be on a yacht. We love that. Great. We love that man on yacht, humans, babies, remember? No, no, you're understanding this wrong. Seven planets yourself. What you just leave us alone.

Will you stop trying to hurt us? Will you stop trying to starve us? What? But you're the alpha. I get it. I get it. You're supposed to show us how it's done. You get a yacht. We get to starve to death.

I understand. Wait, earlier, he said that it's fine. It's not a yacht. Yeah, what's happening? I don't know. Now, now we're it's a class struggle, but it's fine if you're on the other class side. I don't know. OK. But I've taken a look at you and I've taken a look at Bill Gates, but I've decided that you're not our leaders

and the people have decided you're not the leaders. We didn't get a choice. You haven't noticed. And so I tell you now, you will be destroyed as soon as the sun comes up. If you don't start getting with God's program and if you don't stop serving Satan and serving these lies and serving these frauds, you think you're going to be safe in a societal collapse

that you're going to organize and control and that you're going to get immune from this with you and all of your little drunken women out there on your floaties. And you've got to love the wife. I mean, in every photo, just posing, posing, posing, posing. Sir, in love with herself, what? They both look like they probably took a hit of ecstasy.

Well, they're out there. Five. Just totally in the stream of the man and the woman together in paradise. But they don't understand that if you don't try to give everybody else paradise, God flushes you down the toilet. Wait, what? What is happening? Are you for redistribution of wealth? This is absolute banana sound. This is a whole fucking mess of garbled nonsense.

I think Alex just got mad because he saw a picture of Bezos with a hot lady on a boat. Yeah, you know what? That's fine. I don't know what this is. He's having a tough day. This is he's having a tough day. So Alex earlier said that people might think he's drunk, but he's not. He's now on the Holy Spirit. Sure. Someone else has decided that maybe he's drunk. Oh, I just have one of my crew members say, Hey, man, are you drinking?

No, I am literally completely freaked out. I have been up since one 15 this morning once about 10 p.m. And I'm just so upset. I mean, this isn't a good sign, man. Like whether you're drunk or not, it's a bad sign. Like if a crew member asks Alex if he's drunk, that's an indication that the crew member is noticing that Alex is behaving in ways that are similar to how someone might be impaired if they were drunk.

Also, I'm getting suspicious a little. Alex is being really defensive about not being drunk, but I still don't think that his behavior matches how he usually acts when he's fucked up. Right. This seems just to be like a depressed dude. Maybe he's going through withdrawals or something. Something. Yeah, that that I could buy. This is like an alcohol withdrawal. Like that kind of inconsistency is possible.

I mean, yeah, if you don't understand that the question when somebody says, Hey, Alex, are you drunk? Is more an accusation. Of poor behavior than it is like a concern like, Hey, Alex, are you drunk? How are you doing so well? No, no, no, no, no. Typically, like if somebody asks you if you're drunk, like you better the answer better be yes, because if you're not, then your behavior is right. In some way, that's the point. Yeah. That's the point of that question.

Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, look, he's not drunk, but he might quit. I mean, info wars will continue on, but maybe I should just quit. Maybe today should be my last broadcast. Do it. Do it. Dr. Peter McCullis coming in tomorrow. I'll be here for that, but I might quit tomorrow, actually. And then just turn it all over and everybody else hosted and I'm just a whiny baby. I mean, maybe I've run my course and I'm not giving into the enemy. I just, I feel like my time might have come to an end here.

I mean, I'm serious. I'm really people know folks. I don't just say stuff for dramatic effect. This might, this might be the end folks. Yeah. You constantly say things for dramatic effect, but like I kind of agree with him really. I think he's gotten to the end of his usefulness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's not really that effective as a conspiracy theorist. He's full of shit.

Clearly he's not making enough money to continue behaving the way he is. Right. With consequences mounting. Exactly. So yeah, maybe he has outlived his, his usefulness. Yeah. I mean, I suppose if I was really coming to the end of something that I'd spent 30 years, really all told building, you know, and realizing that what I was leaving behind was a legacy, but also I'm still going to be alive for another 40 years or whatever. I mean, in Alex's case, who knows?

But like that's a real bummer, you know, you don't want to go. What is he going to do after this? He's not going to do something after this. He's not going to build a new thing. His, his achievement is over and he still has to keep on living. You know, it's like, it's like, it's like Neil Armstrong. I disagree. He could go back to his roots, do public access TV. I want, I want that.

Yeah, there's a lot of options. I would like some public access television. He could go and re infiltrate, but you mean Grove after this many years to be like, you know what, let's take a flyer on Alex. Let's give him the one o'clock slot. Be awesome. So look, maybe he's not supposed to be on air. Maybe that's the deal. God, I would say today. Definitely. Yeah. 100.

Generally, it's debatable, but today. Yeah, you shouldn't be on it. Oh, yeah. And Alex is like, maybe, maybe it's time for me to do something else. There's a higher priority. It's like, I'm not supposed to be on air in the time that's coming. It's not that they're going to put me in jail or shut me down. That's the reason I would quit. It's the opposite of that. It's like, they're going to do that anyways. I just need to get ready to die just like you're about to die.

That's all. It's just it's almost obscene to be on air during this time. Chronicling the murder of our children. Chronicling the death. I mean, it's what God wants. You know, we did this. We're all going to die. We're liberal now. It's trendy. Liberals. Liberals. What the hell is happening? I don't know, but he better start playing Notorious B.I.G. or I'm going to be furious.

Look, dude, maybe I shouldn't be on air because there's more important things like preparing to die. Yeah, you should. You should prepare to die. Prepare to die, sir. What's the experience of listening to the show like? I don't know. Take it seriously. I don't know. He's doing all this on on on this Thursday show. And then on Friday, he immediately comes in. He's like, look, I was in a bad mood.

I wasn't ever really going to quit. And I wasn't saying that for dramatic effect. Yeah. But look at this shit. No, this this is I mean, this is a drunken weekend dad at three thirty a.m. waking his kids up with thoughts that they need to know. Yeah. So Alex had promised calls. He said he was going to go to the calls.

Maybe not. I said, I take phone calls. But I don't even know I'm going to do that. Sure. Because here's the deal. I can try to prop up info wars. But hasn't info wars kind of done its work? I mean, yeah, I always said we want to become obsolete at some point. And I love this crew.

But if I'm gone, then the crew can organize and do what they're going to do and they are and and and and and maybe that'll give them an incentive because they do a great job. Because I'm here on air right now. I mean, I'll tell you, I'm not going to be back for weeks at this point. I'm walking out of here. I guess tomorrow is I got this. Guess how long I can have the doctor?

Peter McCall in there. Oh, I'll walk out of here today. OK. And that's it. Fuck this place. I swear. I swear the only the only ultimate torture for Alex is just he should have to work in an office. Yeah, just like a regular old office. Just be an employee. Take take make copies of stuff.

Have a boss. Just just fucking have to deliver mail. You know, just work. The thing that I find particularly hilarious about this is this whole like preoccupation with I'm walking out of here and I'm never coming back. Jesus. But he's still finishing the show. Well, yeah, of course. I'm going to get out of here. I've got twenty five minutes late.

Listen, I'm a I'm a broadcaster. I'm a professional. I'm going to ramble about how I'm going to leave for the next 20 minutes for the next 20 minutes. So stupid. I got to finish. You do your time. That's Chicago comedy all the way through. So Alex has, you know, one of the reasons that he thinks that it's probably time for him to hang it up is it kind of sounds

sensible in some ways. But I think if you actually look at it, it's really revealing and damning. And then people can speculate and they can talk about it all. And why is Jones not doing a show? And why is Jones gone? Well, because I mean, it's it's not entertainment to talk about them murdering children in mass with GMO gene therapies. It's not just, oh, look at this article.

Oh, look, they defunded the police here. And they all these Congress people got carjacked and oh, look over here. They're seeing all the veterans are terrorists. And look, it becomes a sick facade to just sit there and report on it. And at a certain point, I can't do that anymore. So Alex views his show as entertainment. And part of that entertainment is him pretending to cover stories by reading headlines and then yelling about whatever he thinks they mean.

He'll pretend to be a journalist, but that's just part of the entertainment of the show. That's basically the the premise. Wouldn't it be funny if a journalist did these things? Yes. I mean, I don't think he would put it that way. Right. But yeah. Now that he's sensationalized his narratives to the point where everyone is constantly about to die, the stakes of what he's doing are a little bit elevated.

If you sincerely believe that these vaccines are designed to kill all the children in America and no one else with the size platform that you have is covering it, you have an obligation to go and do a really serious job and report out that information. If you believe that stuff, there really isn't time for entertainment. It's time to do some serious work where you get into the details and you prove claims. Alex doesn't want to do that because it's hard and he's lazy, but he's backed himself into a corner where his narratives are so serious

that they demand actual work. But he always capable of doing is entertaining doing this yelling show where he's pretending to be a reporter. I'd want to quit, too, if I were him. There aren't a ton of good options for him moving forward with the narrative set that he's built and the audience that believes those narratives probably isn't the best audience for him to have anymore. An audience that believes that the vaccines are designed to kill all the children

are going to get really suspicious. If you profess to believe that, too, and you don't advocate taking up arms against the people pushing the vaccine, things got too real and too immediate for him in the infowar. Yeah. Like it's easy to get away with profiting off preaching doom that's coming at some undetermined point in the future, but it's got to be super exhausting to have to try and convince an audience that doom is constantly happening right now,

but also you shouldn't do the things that would make sense to do totally based on them. I mean, it's ridiculous. It's the problem of escalation when you get down to it every time. It's 10 years ago. Hey, there's an economic collapse coming. It's going to be the summer rage. It's going to be there. Right. You got to invest in gold.

That is a far more sustainable message than the government's murdering you in your sleep right now. And everything you do is only taking you one step towards death. And if you're not fighting and behind that is the devil behind that is the devil. If you don't fight against my enemies, my political enemies, it will mean the damnation of your eternal soul. And hey, at the end of the day, that's still going to be a good time to invest in gold. Probably.

Or at least that silver coin. There was a war. Yes, exactly. Yeah. I just think this is ridiculous. Yeah. The like this isn't entertainment anymore is not a thing that someone like Alex Jones should ever be allowed to yell. He's supposed to be the person who has this access to a greater truth than anybody else. He can see through the news and give you like all the stuff that they're hiding. He knows all the real reality.

He's got deep sources. Right. That's not supposed to be entertaining. Yeah. And when you're talking about all the COVID conspiracies that he's been spinning forever, that's never been entertainment. Yeah. No. That has affected people's lives. Right. Yeah. You don't want the you don't want the next episode of The Simpsons to have them be like, listen, honestly, this has kind of been shitty for the last 10 years.

Hasn't it? Hasn't it? We had a good run. We had a good run. I don't even know if I want to do this. Eat my shorts again. Again. I'm going to eat my shorts. Really. Is that what we're going to do? I'm going to leave and never come back. Never coming back. Homer's just I'm never going to be a good episode.

I'm gone for at least a few weeks. So anyway, maybe it's time to hang it up. Yeah. But maybe my time on air is over. Now, maybe it's about what are you going to do? What are you going to say? Let's talk about something positive. Let's actually get some of the news here. This is Stefan Rivera.

And Stefan Rivera is the name of the YouTube channel that he has. And he jumped on Andrew Perez's program on ABC News in Miami yesterday. It's the guy who did the contest. We already did this. Yeah, that's the good news. That's the good news. Let's let's switch over to some good news.

Somebody did a little thing for me. And I paid them $5,000. I paid him $5,000. Somebody did a little thing. Popped up on ABC 7. That's cool. That's some good news. Man. Talk about silver linings.

Sure. You know, it's been a bad day. You're all going to die. Well, and maybe you should. Somebody was on ABC 6, though. Great news, great news. So we got one last clip here. And Alex is talking about how the media was saying that he only said that he was going to dish dirt on Trump

because he's afraid of the January 6 committee and how like he's trying to curry favor by saying, was the media saying that? I didn't see that. I didn't see the media say that. I'm not sure. I don't know. I imagine somebody tweeted it.

Maybe. I believe that something someone might have said. Sure. Why not? I don't know if it was a large popular opinion. Who knows? Yeah. Whatever it is you want to say,

somebody probably tweeted it. But Alex did. In addition to this, he recognized that he got a lot of attention out of it. Yes. It was all over the place. There were articles written about it. Everybody loves the dirt.

Yeah. And so he decides he's going to try and do it. Catch that bottle again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I'm going to just sit down in my office with an iPhone or a droid recording me. And I'll just talk about Trump because I need to settle down

a little bit. And you just talk about what the dirt is on Trump. I mean, what is the dirt on Trump? Maybe I should wait till next week. Oh my god. Maybe I should take a week off and do it because then I could really dish all the dirt. And not to hurt Trump, but to separate myself from him

and the corrupt establishment pushing this poison shot. All right, shut up, Jones, and go to phone calls. X2 is back in stock. Yeah, baby. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Sell me! Your immune system, your libido, it is the missing link.

Oh my god. He's rambling about nonsense, about dishing dirt on Trump, yells at himself to get back to calls, and then immediately does a plug. Let's do the work. Let's do the work. Yep. So he goes to break, and he comes back,

and he does take some calls. And one guy calls in, and he's like, hey, back when I used to have a job, and I'd take a break, and I'd go get high, I always wondered if people could tell when I came back that I was high. And your show had shown me that, yes, they could. They could. Alex is not happy about this.

Alex is like, oh, you're accusing me of doing cocaine. And so one of the reasons that I have been kind of open to the possibility that he was doing cocaine is because after this call, he's been doing cocaine. He's been doing cocaine. He's been doing cocaine. One of the reasons that he was doing cocaine is because after this call, he is so taken aback by it

that he has to get Jason Burmus. Oh, Jesus. Who's in the control booth or whatever to chime in on air. He's like, hey, Jason, have you ever seen me do coke? Oh, boy. It seems like a strange response to have to the suggestion that you're doing blow. Well, I mean, it seems like the hyper-defensive suggestion

of somebody who is doing something that's not blow prefer you didn't call it that. Well, and also, yeah, Rogan talked to him when he was on his show about how he talked about having a problem with Adderall. And that's another stimulant. It's well within the possibility that he, you know, did something like that.

But he doesn't want you to say that he's doing cocaine because he would never do cocaine on the show. Sure. The other thing that's so bizarre about that too is, like, Jason Burmus is back. Why not? I've seen a couple of his videos pop up on, like, the info or his feed and such.

But, like, he's been gone for a long time. Well, desperate times. You need the heroes back, my friend. I mean, he's the guy who made loose change. Like, he's old school with Alex. Absolutely. Back when Alex didn't have any other shows, it was just his show, even before the nightly news.

There was the info warrior hosted by Jason Burmus. Damn. Like, this is, I was like, what is he doing there? Where has he been? I mean, when you're at your lowest, it is the best friends from your past who come to save you, I think. I guess.

Yeah. So anyway, he gets that call. He has Jason vouch for him that he's not doing coke. And then Alex goes back to calls, and he gets a call from Bible Dan, who wants to argue pre-trib rapture. Of course. Yeah, baby.

And Alex gets mad at him that leaves. Hearing your depressed, three-hour-long, whiny diatribe about how you don't want to do the only thing you've ever been good at. Yeah, that's the time to talk pre-trib rap. I don't even want to have a theological conversation. Love it. Of course he doesn't.

And so after that, he's like, fuck the calls. I'm not doing this. And he just interviews Jason Burmus for a little bit. Man. That's disappointing. I really do think that his best shot would be to actually dish on Trump, you know? But he probably doesn't have anything.

He doesn't have anything. That's why he gets to threaten it. But he even said that like, when he said he was going to dish the dirt on Trump, he did. And that on the show, he said that Trump, it doesn't know what he's doing. And that the whole thing about like multi-dimensional chess is bullshit.

Right. And he said that that's the dirt that he had. Right. Which that's not how it was presented on the episode. No. He said like next hour, I'm going to get the dirt. It was implied that there was something else. Oh, the dirt is just that Trump is a moron?

We know. That's not great. Yeah. And also the whole like a fifth-dimensional chess and all that stuff. You were saying that too. Yeah. So you lied to your audience in order to over-inflate

Trump's credibility. Yeah. And heroicness. So that's a good thing. That's some good dirt. You should keep that on your mantle piece. Yeah. I think that it would possibly be good for him to make up dirt

about Trump. Sure. Why not? Why not? I mean, it's like the whole, they've moved on from Trump. Trump is gone. The Republican Party is gone. It's just whatever these weirdos want to push now.

That's it. I think that a large, very vocal block of the GOP base is perhaps what you're describing. I don't know if it's uniform. I'm not saying that it's not. No, no, no. I don't know. I'm just saying that who's pushing the wheels of power now

are not people. It's not Trump, you know. No. They've left Trump behind. Mm-hmm. Ugh, scary. Yeah. It does seem kind of rudderless in terms of like some kind

of an idea of who's the leader of the party. Yeah. There's no leader. There's only an enemy. Mm-hmm. That's not good. No. No.

But Alex has got to go. Yeah. He's got to quit. Now is a good time. But look, hey, the next day he showed up, I didn't actually want to quit. Sure. Hey, listen, I know I spent three hours telling you that all of

you deserved death for not supporting me enough. Yeah. But you know what? I'm feeling better today. Look, I took a nap and I guess I forgot about Bette Midler and now I'm going to have a much better Friday. Oh, my God. I said Bette Midler again.

I'm going to quit. Oh, I got to get out of here. You all deserve death. I do like, though, that the end of the year, 2021, the year that was gets to go out with Alex threatening to quit and being so fucking over his job. Yeah. Yeah.

And it began with Alex as a windy baby threatening to quit a show. Yeah. Full of resignation and impotent rage meant to fundraise. Yeah. It's great. Anyway, Jordan, we'll be back. Indeed.

On another episode where we'll get into the current year. We'll say goodbye to last year. Yeah. We'll have to figure out. We'll have to figure out another 22. Buckle my shoe. No, I was thinking that. I was thinking here's looking at you.

No, it's terrible. 22 Skadoo. No, how about 22 Jump Street? No. No. Okay. 22s. No.

Okay. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Anyway, we'll be back by the website. Indeed. We do. It's knowledge fight. Yeah.

Where's on Twitter? We are on Twitter. That knowledge of the score fight. Now go to bed, Jordan. Yeah, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Leo and Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm Darrell Rundis.

And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. I love you.