Knowledge Fight - #655: July 18, 2003
Episode Date: March 4, 2022Today, Dan and Jordan take a little breaky into the past to see what Alex was up to back in 2003. In this installment, Alex reveals that most gay people are cannibals, gets annoyed at some callers, ...and a couple real weird militia guys come up. Citations
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Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight.com. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge
Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I sit around, worship at the altar of
Celine and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are. Dan Jordan. What's up? Quick
question for you. Hey, what's your bright spot today? My bright spot today is it's something
weird, but it's very satisfying. I don't think I've ever done it before. Well, when a man loves a
woman, no, very small moment. So whenever you use the microwave, obviously, you don't want the
beeps to happen when the timer runs out, right? You know, they're, they're annoying. Yes, they're
frustrated. Yeah. And so you want to pull the door. Exactly one second. Right. Yeah. Of course.
But almost every time that I open the door, it's there'll be one second left on the timer or I'll
miss it and it'll do the first beep. Today for the first time I've ever noticed, I pulled the door
at exactly the point where there was no beep and the timer was done and it felt great. I would, I
would love to shit on that as an achievement. But honestly, if I'm alone and I just toss a piece of
paper into a trash can, fucking go ape shit dancing around. Oh my God, I'm scared. You yell
like boom, shock a locker. The whole thing. Oh yeah. You're on fire. If I close my eyes, I yell
Kobe. That's what I do. Yeah. Yeah. It's the real, real satisfying, tiny moment there. I'll never,
I'll never be able to replicate it. It's not the worst part of it. No, it's good to celebrate
that when it happens as opposed to wish we could just live in a space where you always open the
microwave door. That's true. At the right time. What about you? I think my bright spot is I think
I've decided to switch back to contacts, Dan. Okay. My glasses are my my vision's so bad now
that at this point I'm like leaning in to read shit. I'm doing the whole thing. I got to stop
with the glasses, Dan. I got to stop. I'm going to go. I'm going to go contacts again, my friend.
All right. Are you gonna be okay? No. Okay. Do you want me to shave too? I'll go. I'll go all the
way back. Short hair shaved. I'll look like I'm 19 again. I feel like I don't know. I'll be so
used to it, but it'll be it'll be an adjustment to be fair though. I mean, like I think over the
course of the pandemic, you went the headband route and that was tough at first. We got used to it
since you've known me. I think I've looked different every five to six months. True. But I mean,
I changed my beard length a bit. That's true. You know, there's and that drastically alters
my my appearance. That is true. You've had you've had to deal with it on both sides. You know,
we both have to live our relationship will survive. Although now I'm rethinking it. It's
it. I've never done contacts before. I've had contacts. Does that have like, do they help
more with vision than glasses generally? No, well, so so with with my eyes, contacts are very,
very good for like 75% of the world. You know, everything from my full arm away, I can see
perfectly in all directions. You know, and then there's this weird middle ground between my arm
and where I can normally see. And that's that's where I can't see with contacts. So you're saying
when you wear contacts, sneak up on you and absolutely long as you're close gone. It's like
a T Rex. Nope. And I played the drums for my life. So I'm deaf. You know, it's all there for you.
I'm essentially a helpless little boy. As long as you get really close, as long as you get real
close, the slow blade penetrates the shield, Dan, as everybody knows. Sure. Thomas Jefferson.
Exactly. But, but with my glasses, as you can see, everything outside of this area is completely
gone. So I'm just blind most of the time. The periphery. Yes. Yeah. I got no peripheral vision.
Okay. Well, easier to sneak up on you then. It is now. I'm trying to think of which option
allows for the best sneak options. Yeah, we've been playing too many video games probably.
A little bit of stealth is on our minds recently. So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
It's going to be a little bit shorter of an episode, which I think is fine, considering
there's been too much of us this week. No, no, no. Too much content. Totally normal for people
to listen to us for several hours every day. No. Stop it. So today, Alex has taken a little
breaky. He's gone or has been. And so we have no new stuff to go over. I was thinking about,
like, well, what's Owen doing? But Owen's just doing an impression of Alex. He's so boring.
I was listening to some Harrison Smith stuff and I just didn't want to do that either.
Although I should point out he just recently had Stuart Rhodes back on for an interview.
Really? Yeah. So Stuart popped up on his show. But not on the flagship. I have not seen that
happen since the indictment. But yes, Harrison's still, still gung-ho for him. But it was kind
of a boring interview. So I mean, it's just like my free speech is being taken away. Why? Right.
Right. I mean, that's a weird thing, considering what was it just yesterday, somebody, the one of
the guys pled guilty to seditious conspiracy, not like, not anything less than seditious conspiracy.
Yeah. That's, that's tough. That is tough. And there are indications that he's cooperating.
Oh yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Yeah. You plead guilty to treason and you're cooperating.
That means that they had a lot going on for you. Yeah. That means that the, what you were looking
at is like, well, no chance I'm making out, making it out of this trial with an acquittal.
Do they still do public hangings? Because it sounds like that's what they're going for, man.
This is I'll cooperate. I'll cooperate. So we'll see how that all plays out.
But yeah, that interview Harrison did might not look so great. Because I think that was
before the dude pled guilty. Doesn't look good in retrospect. The Harrison Smith story. Yeah.
So what I decided to do instead of going over some of that stuff, which is kind of like just
banging a, not a dead horse, banging your head against the wall. Kind of. Yeah. I was,
I had a mixed metaphor in my head that just wasn't coming out right. But I felt like it was,
it was pointless. And I thought, let's go back to the past. Let's do. And so we're on back to 2003,
continuing that exploration of what the fuck was Alex doing back then. And so today we're talking
about July 18th, 2003. All right. This episode's weird. Quite weird. Interesting. And we'll get
down to all the little details. But before we do, let's say hello to some new ones. Oh, that's a
great idea. So first Brent, the Silver Stallion. Thank you so much. You are now a policy walk.
I'm a policy walk. Thanks, Brent. I'm going to steal me a Brent. Next, Operation Horizon
Forbidden West. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Hence the,
the sneakiness. Thank you very much. Next, Walt Disney. Thank you so much, you're now a policy
wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you. My older brother has convinced Ana's
a witch. Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much.
Next, Ross, the philosopher. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wank.
Thank you very much, Ross. Next, Trawa J. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wank.
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Might be Troa. Could be Troa. I'm not sure. Yeah.
And finally, worst life coach ever. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Jordan, this is a bottle episode, essentially.
In 2003, a lot of these have very little connection to anything that's going on,
certainly in the present day, or even around them. Because our last episode from 2003,
Alex talked to that whiz kid who couldn't get her diploma because she wasn't old enough to get
equivalents of high school degree. And then he talked to Dr. David Race Bannon,
who pretended to be from Interpol. So like, you have all that. That has nothing to do with...
It's always fun getting just a slight bit of distance away, being with my memory that I have,
and then you tell me all of these things. And I know they happen, and at the same time,
my brain is like, there's no way those things happen. There's no way he talked to somebody
who named himself after a Johnny Quest character that made up an entire history of being an assassin
for Interpol. I remember that. I remember that happening to a fictional character, obviously.
Yeah, yeah. The highlights of some of the stuff that has gone on on this show in the past. And by
this show, I mean Alex's show in the past. So yeah, I feel like one of the only real
connective tissue pieces is Collar's congratulating Alex on his Ann Coulter interview. That seems to
be one of the only things that actually goes through all these episodes and makes me feel like,
yeah, this definitely did happen the day after the last one. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Weird. So here is an out of context drop, Jordan, from today's episode.
I forgot to plug this. We have a new affiliate in Rhode Island. I want to thank Mr. Blood there.
No! That's a vampire, Alex! No! Obvious vampire. Obvious vampire. Mr. Blood. Are you kidding me?
Alex, don't get into business with Mr. Blood.
He's from the Northeast? I'm sorry. That one tricked me. You got me. You got me, buddy.
So there are two main narratives that are going throughout this episode. And one of them is
outrageously offensive. Okay. It is very much in Alex taking a news story that is happening
and repurposing it for his own use as a homophobic attack. Right. Great. Good. Good, good, good.
And we get that right off the jump. Speaking of cannibalism, it's a real big with the culture
of death ground. Rolling Stone has reported a liberal publication about how the homosexuals quote
want to get aids. It's a culture of death. Well, in Germany cannibalism is big. They'll cut their
arms and legs off and eat them at large dinners. But now they're volunteering to be killed and
be eat a gobbled in large death rings. This is BBC. I mean, any type of depravity, stuff that
never has even entered our minds is going on out there. And I'm committing a hate crime criticizing
the cannibalism, by the way, according to Scotland yards, diverse for the unit. I'm not joking,
folks. I will probably be arrested someday just for reporting that this is deviant behavior.
One of the top media presenters over in England, we had him on the show last year,
was arrested for using the word homosexual instead of gay. You notice all the articles say gay, gay,
gay, gay, gay, which isn't the proper word. Homosexual, heterosexual, Anglo, Negro, you
know, these are scientific terms for things, but they find that offensive. So you can't use
a scientific term. So, so the gays are big on eating each other, literally, and giving each other
syphilis and aids. I'm not saying all of them, but a larger group, and it's very dangerous.
And that's horrible. And I hate criminal for even reporting it. Oh boy. That is a little
shocking. That is one of the more like very clearly a, a, just a child with no information,
letting his imagination run wild. Like, oh, yeah, gay people. I don't understand them. And I don't
understand cannibal, cannibals. Gay people are cannibals. They're eating each other. That's what
it means when you eat ass, Dan. You eat each other. You eat your ass. This is 2003. This is before
eating. This is before eating. This is huge. Alex has always been a trendsetter. That's true.
Um, this, this is a situation where there are like a couple of data points that Alex is, like
you're saying, like a child just connecting things. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, yeah. I don't know what
Rolling Stone article Alex is citing, but if it's supposed to back up any of that nonsense,
I'd really like to get a look at it. Unfortunately, Alex uses no specifics.
I don't know what kind of adult could just literally just say that. And with this such a
blasé, like, you know, this is just what is it with the, with kids these days, they're eating
each other. You know, like he's saying it like it's a human interest piece. It's very popular among
the gay community to eat each other and give each other a trend piece. It's just out of a
fucking alternate universe. Yeah. This is going to be something that keeps coming up on this episode.
So we'll, we'll deal with it a little more detail later, but this is just homophobic nonsense.
Really? And the guy Alex is talking about, he didn't get arrested for saying gay. He was questioned
and eventually arrested related to some things that he said at a fair that were alleged to have
been inciting. This dude gave a speech where he asserted that he believed the country people should
have the same rights as members of minority groups, or at least that's the version of the
story as it appears in papers. His speech wasn't recorded. And according to the BBC, quote,
several people complained to the police about his speech. So I kind of assumed that he said some
mother shit. You know, he didn't end up getting charged. Alex has just created a fake version
of the story. So you can launch it to that weird rant that he has about how he refuses to say gay
because it's not a scientific term or whatever. As everybody's known for a long time, the Spanish
word for black is a scientific term used to describe human beings. Yeah. It's that we've
talked about it in the past. His name is Robin something. I can't even remember what his last
name is, but we we talked we talked about this in detail in the past episode, but I just wanted
to refresh that in case people had forgot. So this is an interesting point that should be remembered,
I think is illustrated by this clip. Even as far back as 2003, Alex was spreading completely insane
and bigoted narratives about how gay people like to be cannibals and give each other AIDS. So when
someone suggests that he always, you know, he wasn't always such a bigot, that's just not born
out by the reality of this stuff. No, no, no, no, it's pretty pretty nuts. I mean, you know,
when you can when you can look at somebody's bigotry as as like somebody somebody somehow
describing, you know, Alex wasn't as bigoted back then as he is now. And your only thing that you
can hang your hat on right now, I guess, is like, now his bigotry is full out like maybe we should
just kill everybody I don't like. But back then it was like, everybody I don't like is probably a
cannibal, which is almost kind of, you know, like that is bigoted, I agree. But it's a lot more silly.
It's true. Yeah, it's true. There is a like, psych meds turn you into Frankenstein monsters
or something. There's a quality of that's great. Why not? So look, I think that I,
I disagree with Alex's coverage here, but he seems to be pretty insistent about this. Okay.
So, you know, it's a sacrifice you make so they can have the delicious meal. But again, I'm radical
and extreme. I'm against this. I'm also pro gun, by the way, will be means I'm a liberal. We'll be
right back. Weird, weird, weird mood. Tell me more about that. So I knew immediately what Alex
was talking about here. But the way he's reporting on this is just cartoonish. Yeah, there's a big
fetish in the US to go to Mexico, get your legs cut off so you can eat them. But then you run out of
legs. You run out of legs. So people got to kill you in order for you to be eaten. So this is based
on just a few stories that have come out of people who want to have their healthy limbs amputated.
Sure. This is a pretty poorly understood phenomenon that's been labeled body integrity
identity disorder. And the frequency of cases is pretty low, but it's it's very difficult to get a
precise number on people who experience this. Right. It's definitely not always connected to
sexual feelings, although sometimes people do have a sexual relationship with it. And people
who have these feelings, they aren't wanting to get their limbs amputated so they can eat them.
No, that's not typically the presentation of this. Alex is just writing a grotesque story about
something that he knows nothing about and something that he knows that it's not in his
financial interest to know anything about. If he learns things, then he can't do these cannibals
walk among us rants to scare the audience and make them think that gay people should be seen as
less than human. Yeah, there's a big fetish to go to Mexico. Oh, boy, you know, you know that old
fetish. Oh, chestnut. Okay. All right. So so look, okay, you can you can sell you can tell
me like, oh, there's this fetish for going and getting your legs chopped off and so people can
eat them. He did. All right. He did tell me that. My problem really is the follow up where he's like,
and they say I'm crazy. It's like, you are crazy. There's actually, I think that by the end of this
episode, I will lay out what I believe that strategy is. Gotcha. Because I do think that
that's an intentional strategy. I'm saying they'll say that I'm extreme. Sure. I'm criticizing.
Sure. Sure. Sure. So on our way to finding this conclusion, okay, we need to learn more about this.
Yeah, obviously. There's some more cannibalism to be discussed. Quick question. Yes. Is there a
demographic breakdown we have? Is it more large people with larger legs who are chopping their
legs off? Like if I'm a skinny person, I'm going to like practice, you know, I'm going to gain
some weight before I go down there. You might then I got something substantial to really chew on,
you know, right? But that might actually not be how you get the best meat. Oh, that's a good point.
Might want lean. I don't know. No, there is no discussion of this. But it turns out that
there is a case of a cannibal. Okay. In 2003. All right. German cannibal charged with murder.
The man he ate wanted to be eaten. He was part of a 450 grip cannibal organization. They found
some other stuff. There may be multiple bodies in the house. You talk about the culture of death.
Very successful importation by UNESCO, the culture of death.
There's Rolling Stone reported these people want to die. They want AIDS. This is Rolling Stone,
by the way, a large section. They say now about a third of San Francisco men who were pulled want
AIDS want to die. And Satan is coming into it. That's BBC. Talking about the humanization
site is to clone a mammoth. That's that's coming up. A lackadaisical throw to a mammoth
cloning story. You know, it turns out a third of all men in San Francisco want to get AIDS and die.
And I guess mammoths are around next on news. I didn't track that down. I don't know what he's
talking about. And I don't know what this Rolling Stone article is. Right. But in terms of the
cannibal, this is about Armin Muse, who was that German dude who ate a guy who would volunteer to
do it after meeting Armin on a message board called the Cannibal Cafe. Yeah, there may have been
like 450 people on that message board, like Alex saying, it's a group of 450. Right. But I'm going
to guess that a vast majority of them were just people who had a voraphilia kink, which is the
erotic desire to eat someone or be eaten like the cannibal cop from years ago. Well, not quite.
But yeah, I would say that almost everyone on that message board was on there to role play
something that was part of the fantasy, but not something they actually wanted to do, which is
probably a big part of why Armin had multiple people agree to let him eat them. But then they
ultimately backed out. I would guess that that was because they realized he was serious about
eating them, which was a deal breaker. They didn't want to get eaten. No, they wanted to jerk off
to the thought not actually get eaten. Probably. Yeah. Initially, this was a mess from a court
perspective, because as the BBC put it, quote, cannibalism is not a recognized
defense under German law. And the defense will argue that since the victim volunteered,
this was no murder. That's trouble. That's, that's, that's a bad day in court for everyone involved.
Wow. No one's happy. Oh, shit. We forgot to make this illegal. Wait, is cannibalism fine? Did we
forget cannibalism was wrong? So in his first trial, he was convicted of manslaughter, but he was
retried in 2005, where the argument that he was killing for sexual gratification, which was proven
by the fact that he had videotaped the crime, led to a murder conviction. Right. Yeah, that one
works. It probably didn't help that he had also posted on that message board looking for another
person to eat, which really made the case pretty strong that he was likely to reoffend. Now you're
a serial eater. Yeah. Now you're a serial cannibal killer. Yeah. That's trouble. Anyway, this is an
exceedingly uncommon crime for someone to commit as evidenced by the fact that the entire world knows
the story. Exactly. This is the same case where they cut off the penis and they ate it. Absolutely.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Alex is using this very sensational and head headline grabbing case as a
way to demean the gay community. And this is an important place, a piece to recognize. In 2003,
trans people weren't the primary target of the extreme right in terms of their desire to kick
up fake moral panics. This isn't to say that homophobia doesn't exist anymore in our present
day, but it's not as central to the right wing strategy anymore because it doesn't create the
same response in their audience. People are cooler with gay people now, so they got to get more
extreme. They have to shoot over a vulnerable group. Exactly. And the homosexual community
is not as vulnerable as they were to their attacks as they were in 2003. You got it. So
Alex pretends to be above all the stuff that the more mainstream right wing pundits get into,
but he's no different than any of them. He's just a more extreme version. He's willing to make more
stuff up to keep his audience interested, but he plays the exact same game that that is contemporaries
like a rush or a handy would do. Yeah. And it's it's so it's so emblematic of who they are as people,
like deep down that the moment a minority group becomes strong enough and receives enough support,
they stop attacking it on whatever ideological quote unquote grounds or moral grounds they had
before and they go to somebody weaker, the weaker and always and always weaker. And so some group
that has less societal support, more vulnerability. And the thing that's particularly distasteful
about it is that then they'll pretend that like I never really had a problem with that. I never
had a good problem with gay people. It doesn't matter what they do inside their bedrooms. I'm
fine with whatever you do at home now. I should tell you they like to eat people. They do like to
eat people. It's like, yeah, it's just such a like how do how does everybody not look at them and go,
Oh, they're just a bunch of cowardly bullies and we get trapped by them because they're so fucking
loud all the time. You know, it's it's brutal. Yeah. Yeah. It's and I think that one of the
values of going back and looking at these past episodes is that the cultural milieu of the
right wing and their the sort of culture war narratives are so similarly strategized, but
their focuses are different. And you can see so clearly how that works by comparing the past
present. No. And they just keep going down the list of letters in LGBTQ. And it's just like, oh,
well, today we're going to pick on G. Tomorrow we're going to pick on T. And it's just a monster.
It's just monstrous. So Alex goes to calls. He takes a lot of calls at this episode because
he burned himself out on guests with Dr. Race Bannon, I believe you're not going to get much
better than that. You can't. He's a hero. And so this caller has a great question for Alex. And
this you could tell Alex was a little bit pissed off by this. I miss Brian of New York calling in.
Have you two guys have a fallout or? Yes, yes, I had a call out with a caller. No,
I haven't had a fallout with anybody. Brian of New York, the caller sir. Come on. I haven't had
any fallouts with anybody. Oh, okay. My show isn't about fallouts with callers. I'm not mad at you,
but it is kind of irritating. I know he calls down Valentine. I used to like to hear him call
your show. Okay. Maybe he's on vacation. Thanks for the call. I really appreciate it, sir. Thank you so
much. I love that this show could have those moments. Oh, man, that's what we fuck all those
CNN is this guy, the mastermind documentary. Give me a compilation of other callers being like,
is Brian from New York okay? We haven't heard from him in a while. Get into a fight. You guys
doing okay? I love the moment of Alex responding. Yeah, me and this caller got into a fight. No,
what are you talking about? What? What? What? We got it. Why would we get it? What? That kind of
like, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, like that kind of rhetorical thing doesn't exist for Alex
anymore. There's no good sarcastic shitbag comebacks. Nope. Then there's something refreshing
about that. Yeah. So there's also a caller with a conversation about a nuclear attack,
or maybe a false flag nuclear attack that's coming. And Alex has some interesting advice
about when you should get your guard up. Okay. They want to Pearl Harbor where we get nuked,
Barney. Think of the insane police state that will come out of that.
Where it looks to me, it'd be too risky for them to rely on missiles, intercontinental ballistic
missiles or whatnot. Real quick, he's talking about North Korea. Yeah. Former former defense
secretary says we will be nuked Washington Post by North Korea. Well, they probably
put it past the globalists to detonate one and say they did it. They probably already got their
warheads planted here in this country. Sure, totally ruthless. And they want to reengineer
society. They're putting the control grid in all around us right now. Well, they wouldn't
take a chance on losing their own people. They have to have them planted. Well, that's why you
got to watch out when exactly you got to watch out when the globalists are all out of town or
at one meeting place or not in Washington. Just look out. Yeah, look out. Whenever the
globalists are out of town, that's when the nuke is going to go off. Yeah.
Have you ever do those shows at like VFWs or something along those lines? Never done an Elk's
Lodge or anything like that? Maybe, but I mean, it's been a long time since I was in stand-up.
I don't remember all of the gigs I did. I've been to more than my fair share. I feel like I've
done karaoke at VFW more than stand-up. I've done plenty and there is that like, it's all going
fine before the show. You do the show and if everybody likes you, you get asked to join
conversations that sound absurdly like this one all the time of just like, well, you know,
obviously the evil boogeyman wouldn't do this. They would hide the nukes inside your bedroom.
You're like, sure, man, fine, whatever. That makes sense. And then when they go out to the
grocery store, that's when the nuke is going to go off. Yeah. I appreciate your scare quotes.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this, this is a false flag that didn't happen. Another bad prediction on
Alex's part. But, but I do like, there is a, there's a distinct difference here between the
way Alex talks about what, you know, the globalist evil plan compared to the present day. And that
is in the present days, like they are going to kill all of their own people. Everybody. You don't
have to worry about the globalist going out of town anymore. The world. Yeah. In the present,
like that's not going to help you determine whether or not there's an attack coming.
So we got another bad prediction on Alex's part here. That's how you support the troops. You,
you just use them up. Don't worry. They'll have a new crowd of young people. They're going to have
the national draft. I mean, come on, baby. There's lots of deaths to go around. We'll tell you more
calls and we get back. So we have two predictions here just from the beginning of this episode
that are not good. One, another national draft. Yeah. Did not happen. Nope. Two, a nuclear attack
from North Korea or possibly a false flag made to look like North Korea. I wouldn't put it past,
I wouldn't put it past the globalist to do that. Yeah. Right. So the, you know, just, just as a
reminder of the litany of things that Alex is wrong about predicting you, the problem was you
had just gone out of town when the North Koreans nuked us. So like you were, you were out of Chicago.
We got nuked. Oh shit. And then I didn't hear about it. No, no, no. We put it back together
pretty quick. We didn't want the North Koreans to get the win. That's impressive. So they blew
us off. Community solidarity coming together, rebuild in time. We got to get this together
before dad gets back. Yeah. We can't let Dan know about this. He's going to put it all out on the
streets. Oh no. You're a gossip, Dan. That's what everybody said. So we heard from the out of context
drop of it. Mr. Blood is now syndicating Alex's show. Yeah. So Alex gets a call from somebody
who's, I think, I don't think this is maybe from the same station or another station in Rhode Island.
I'm not sure. Alex may have two. Two Mr. Bloods? No, two stations in. I'd actually think I know
what the issue is here. I think, I think I know what the deal is. Because he does mention that
there's like two stations in Rhode Island. Okay. So this person is calling from one of them.
Michelle, you're on the air. Go ahead. Hi, Alex Jones. How are you?
Good. Good to talk to you. Good to talk to you. My name is Michelle Freeman and my husband's Ben
Freeman and he's on WARL and I just want to let you know. Tell us the call letters and tell us
about the station. It's WARL power 1320 and it's reality radio. Oh, what a good name.
And they call that pretty much Providence and up to Attleboro, Massachusetts. Now where is this
based? It's based in Providence and they're, they're upping their wattage so that they have,
you know, that they can reach more listeners. So this, this lady giving her first and last name
is the beginning of something that ends up paying off later. There's another caller,
the next caller gives his first and last name and Alex is like, people got to stop doing this.
I'm not mad at you. You can't use your first and last name because somebody could be calling in
to make somebody else look bad. You got to cut it out. So it should come as no surprise here.
Jordan, though, that this radio station doesn't exist in the same format that it did in 2003.
That whole reality radio thing that Alex is so excited about. But it was a great name. Oh,
it was a bust. Oh, so 1320 a.m. in that area of the Northeast is actually based out of Attleboro,
Massachusetts, and it's been operational since 1950, going through many changes in their theme
from that time. Previous to rebranding as reality radio, it had been following an easy listening
format. So there was another a.m. station in Providence around that time, WALE 990 that was
a lot of conspiracy talk. And I think that's the other station that Alex is talking about being on.
They went bankrupt in 2003, at which point a lot of their programming was shifted over to 1320.
And they sold their name to WALE. Yes, they're ever. So it should be noted that a non insignificant
part of this station going bankrupt had to do with them. Ericsson really fucked up shows
like American dissident voices, which was released by the National Alliance. Oh, God, no.
It's a fun time. Happy Nazi hour in Rhode Island. Yeah. So that station went bankrupt.
1320 switched formats over to an all conspiracy lineup and took some of their programming on.
And it was not a hit because by 2004 they'd switched again and we're now a sports talk.
Right. Right. Right. They they were running Lake Oh, No, Bagon for a long time.
Yeah, where the men are all Nazis and the women are Nazis and the children are really fucking
Nazis, man. I was I was I think Garrison Keillers a mess enough. Yeah. I watched of I didn't realize
they had videos of like live performances of those old shows. Yeah. Oh my God. I watched
number one. Oh, I forgot that the news from Lake Wobagon was such a long segment. Yeah. I didn't
realize that some of them were like 20 minutes forever. I thought it was just like a little
a little thing. When you remember the show in your head, it is encapsulated by like five sentences
every show. And then if you actually go back and listen to it, you're like, this is interminable.
This never ends. I thought I thought my memory of Garrison Keillers show was that it's sort of
like a variety show where one of the segments is news from Lake Wobagon. There'd be the fake
commercials. The songs. Yeah. And it was so long. I got so bored. But also watching Garrison
Keillers deliver this was something that like everybody like I don't know. Maybe it was just
because I grew up in this like NPR kind of family. There was this impression of him as like one of
the great orators and storytellers in the legacy of Mark Twain. Sure. Sure. And like the way he was
lackadaisically like staring like looking down at the ground and like like kicking non existent
rocks on stage as he told the story. Oh yeah. It was awful. He has got a face for radio, my friend.
But did you see the did you see the movie? No. Oh man. I think I'm I may be misremembering
this entirely but I'm fairly certain Lindsay Lohan was in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to say
so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a non stop. I was shocked watching it how just un compelling of a
performance it was. Yeah. It made me reconsider a lot of the things that my parents thought were
entertaining. Yeah. Well that'll do it. Just make sure I never have to watch a video of a live taping
of what do you know. Yeah please don't. That would be trouble. We do not recommend it. Although I
have found old recordings of Celtic connections and Hearts of Space. Never heard of Hearts of Space.
What's Hearts of Space. Hearts of Space was a show that would play on like I think it was
Saturday or Sunday nights on a PR and it was space music. So it was like like weird soundscapes.
Okay. But then there would be like the narrator of it would be like welcome to Hearts of Space
travelers. Welcome to welcome fellow space. Oh so it's it's straight up like a quiet storm
like the the Tim Meadows SNL character thing. I don't I don't know that sketch you're talking
about but perhaps each each episode as I recall would have like a theme that were just these
abstract themes like today today we're dealing with envy. The music could be like
was this was this where Squary Carey's first album was dropped. It could have been. It could have been.
I don't know. I still really enjoy Hearts of Space though. That's that is a lot of fun. Anyway
let's go back and revisit that anyway. So yeah Alex was on this station in Rhode Island
and then it went off the air within a year. Okay. Or went to a sports talk format.
Hey that's not a bad. So Alex gets another caller and this guy is you know just a nice
pretty clearly sovereign citizen fellow. I myself like you fought against the government
as far as the identity issues. I fought against Los Angeles. For instance having one. I wrote in
my Social Security number revoked my Social Security number Garver's license did all that and I
ended up spending two and a half years in the county jail and they said in the court that they
had to punish me extra ordinary ordinarily because I'm a constitutionalist. They said that in open
court. I had a happy I argued in Denver last year Denver post that the Constitution is not admissible
and has connections to terrorists. They didn't. And we'll actually get to this Denver case
accidentally in a little bit. Oh but yeah I think you can do a lot of hiding by calling
yourself a constitutionalist instead of a sovereign citizen weirdo which is what this guy's doing.
I would love to get my hands on whatever he went to jail for because I'm sure it's not what he's
saying. No it's probably just because he loves the Constitution too much. Probably it's something
to do with the Constitution and his love of it. Yeah he was at the library and he tried to check
out a copy of the Constitution and 16 secret police members just descended upon him and they
had to throw him in jail immediately. So the same caller had some other ideas. I think he's
kind of getting the tone from Alex and he's just bouncing it back at him. Well one more point.
You know I was looking at Bush and the prime minister of England walking together. They looked
like two gay guys prancing in the woods. I mean what's up with that. They looked like they were
in love with each other. Well they aren't in love with each other. Should be down here in West
Hollywood working it. Anyways I'm sorry for the shock news here so thanks a lot. All right thank
you. Please we have a family audience here. It's family show. You know it is a sad day.
Every time I hear a conservative laugh just because some guy went those two men standing
close to each other what if they were banging right. Oh my god that's the funniest thing I've
ever considered. Yeah well done. You know it's it's an expression of some homophobia but it is also
at the same time just not a good joke. No it's just a bad joke. Yeah it's kind of
un-clever and hacky even if it weren't totally offensive. It's it's just it's just sad. Yeah stop
so I told you there were two narratives that were sort of running through the episode. The first is
gay people like to eat humans. They do. But that's not a bad thing. I think Alex is reporting it as
a bad one. Okay all right. So the second story is about David Kelly who was a not the the TV
producer right right. The he was a weapons inspector and a doctor who committed suicide
and died the day before this episode. Okay and the back story of it has to do with he had been
quoted in an article in the BBC that had to do with a claim that was in a British
government dossier about the Iraq war and their potential for weapons of mass destruction. Okay
that had to do with there was a line in it about there being the the weapons could be deployed
within 45 minutes. Okay this line itself as alleged by David Kelly was something that the
Downing Street spokesperson insisted be put in the report. Okay and so there was a big
brouhaha about this and the characterization of it in the BBC whether it matched what David Kelly
had told this reporter whether it was supposed to be entirely on background and it's it's just a
huge mess right and this he ended up dying from suicide prior to this. The episode narrative I
didn't spend a lot of time I didn't want to cut a ton of clips because it's kind of grotesque in
some ways but Alex is just insisting that the government killed him off because he was blowing
the whistle. Alex exaggerates the actions and the circumstances around it and I'm just gonna play
this one clip because I think it's important to recognize how Alex takes an absence of information
and how he has he has no idea what happened. This guy was announced dead hours before this show.
So he knows all the details he needs to. Right there isn't any available information so in that
space he just declares it essentially a cover-up and a murder right because it's more interesting
for him. Yeah that's all coming up more on the British doctor scientist who was high level in
ministry defense exposed the cover-ups by Blair the false evidence of weapons of mass destruction
he ended up dead last night after being threatened and being quote mistreated the BBC said because
he was one of the leakers he's leaking but in other ways of course the government won't say how he
died I'm sure the family be told to shut up it'll never come out how he died or maybe it will I
don't know. We got loaded phones we're about to go to what is the point of saying it'll never come
out how he died or maybe it will who knows what is the point of that except to inject
unhealthy distrust yeah like just complete knee jerk based on nothing distrust
and an expectation of everything is a lie yeah and I think that that's not helpful. Yeah I mean
he's just saying look anything could happen but whatever it is they tell you is not true.
And it's the same thing that we heard him say as it relates to the invasion of Ukraine on our last
episode you'll never know the actual death numbers they'll never tell you the truth. You'll never
know did he not do it you'll never know and if you find out they're lying to you and if what
they're lying to you is what's true they're lying to you about what's true to lie to you about it.
Yeah it's an attempt to insulate all information sources on the outside of the the audience's
acceptance trust no one but me. Yep so Alex gets called from another guy who wants to ask about
this fella who's got himself a little militia going. Hey listen Alex we respect your opinion and
I need one from you on some information I found at a website a couple of days ago it's Stanley2002.org
um are you familiar with Rick Stanley his mutual defense pact militia did you know he's issued
a preliminary militia alert and last but not least don't we have an obligation to protect our
lack-minded friends. I don't know of this Stanley individual is he intact? He's in Denver.
Um actually I've heard that name somewhere is is he the guy that that uh went to the Capitol
Army got arrested? That's it that's it he uh apparently he was the point that we don't have
a second amendment he just said to the news I'm gonna go with the guy holstered I have this right
and you watch I'm gonna get arrested and he did and then the FBI said in that case quote the
Constitution can't be argued that was one of the deals and I don't know what he's calling for I need
to get him on the show. So this is the Denver case that Alex was referencing earlier right
which is weird because he was referencing it sort of abstractly and then this caller calls in yeah
not in response to Alex's comment but brings up the guy that that case was about yeah it's nuts
nice coincidence. So this guy's website is stanley2002.org because he's running for senate in
Colorado as a libertarian at this point or did. Spoiler alert he didn't do too well. Oh he did
somehow get 111 votes which is way more than I would have expected. I bet it was all from quote
like-minded people. Could be part of why I'm shocked he got this many votes is because he's
clearly an insane person based on this caller and Alex's description of him but also because he
got in a bit of trouble prior to the election due to some bad behavior in an online discussion
about immigration. Sure. His behavior was apparently so offensive that his webmaster quit over it to
which Stanley commented to the Rocky Mountain News quote Michelle is a very emotional woman
surprise surprise in politics there might be emotional women.
Wow seems like an asshole. Just wow you know yeah just those guys. So in this discussion about
immigration for some reason Stanley decided to post a really offensive racist poem titled
illegal. I can't find the full text to it but here's the part that's quoted in the Rocky Mountain
News quote welfare chicks welfare checks they keep you wealthy Medicaid it keeps you healthy
buy and buy I got plenty thanks to you American dummy doesn't really rhyme necessarily but that's
the beginning of it and apparently here's the last line from the poem quote we think America
darn good place too darn good for the white man race if they know like us they can go
got lots of room in Mexico. You know racist poetry has really fallen since a white man's
burden you know like at least a white man's burden had a structure to it. So this this
action did not sit well with folks the idea of contributing this racist poem to an online
discussion about immigration. He's a few hundred years late he's a few hundred years late to that
being a great poem. Yeah so he took a little bit of a heat for that in the local press yeah maybe
he went from 115 votes to 111. Jesus Christ. So the event that Alex and this caller are talking
about isn't quite what they're making it out to be. Stanley had gotten arrested for open carrying
a 357 at a campaign event which is illegal in the town that he was in. That would be one thing
and maybe it could be a situation if that happened where you could appeal it and see if you get the
law changed but Stanley's a real weirdo so he took a different route. He was set to start his 90 day
sentence in jail that he got for this open carry violation but he didn't show up. Oh that's gonna
go wrong. Instead he decided that he was gonna threaten the judges in town that if they didn't
overturn the verdict in his case he and his mutual defense pact militia would arrest them and try
them for treason. He sent each of them notices and guess what this is way more illegal than open
carrying. Oh yeah what even what about it. Well the court put in protective orders against him to
ensure the safety of the judges. Orders which Stanley was explicit that he did not accept as
real. This led to getting SWAT teams to have to protect the judges from the potential threat of
this guy in his militias that he clearly believes are above the law. I mean hey you know. He
he was sentenced to six years in jail and after the sentencing he was quoted as saying quote
the only victim here is Rick Stanley on behalf of every American. I mean I was thinking that his
final words are going to be like what did I do. Yeah so that's this guy that's who they're talking
about. I'm just out here trying to be a good dude. You guys are the ones going crazy. It's fun how
these kinds of people and their clearly fucked up behavior right gets reinterpreted and repackaged
on Alex's show as like yeah you know what he was just going to be a symbolic protest where he
brought a gun to the courthouse. Totally. To say to bring attention to gun rights. He just wanted
to let people know what was going on and then the FBI was like you can't use the Constitution.
And then he was like I'm gonna kill these judges and I don't even know why people got mad.
You know what was the problem in the first place. He was just open carrying a 357 magnet
at Magnum at a fucking political rally like people who are doing good things do.
I honestly think that you know based on whatever I don't think him having the gun at his rally
is necessarily the biggest deal and that's why he only would have gotten 90 days in jail for it.
And could be the kind of wedge issue that Alex wants to present it as.
Him having the gun at the rally could be the case that you use as a something to initiate
a larger discussion about it. Yep. Threatening judges. That's where you went wrong. Yeah. You
take the 90 day sentence you blow it way out of proportion you go 90 days they might as well be
killing my child you know and then the second amendment blah blah blah you do all that. You
forget the part where you're threatening judges. Yeah. Yeah. But the threatening judges part where
you go to jail for six years. That one's going to really hurt the other. And I think really the
one of the parts that made the threats to the judges more problematic was that it was clearly
you have to overturn my sentence or there's consequences. That's a threat. And you know
clear your intentions clear. Right. And the fact that he was saying that he had the backing of this
militia group. Those two things combined made the threat a little bit more difficult for him to
not get in trouble. I mean ideologically libertarians are okay with extortion I guess so
that's fine. Just speech man. Yeah it's just speech with a gun at your head.
So Alex gets another caller and man there's a lot of weirdos who are getting play and shoutouts on
this episode. Hey the guy that just called from Idaho Dan I thought he was going to mention this
guy. He's he's to me in my opinion is really important to he he is he got a strategy for a
gradual transition a peaceful orderly transition back to the law of the land
you know through attrition basically. But this guy knows the law and you never hear about him.
You hear about Earl Schiff and all those guys which in my opinion they're distractors they're
meant to mislead. You know the 16th amendment I do I agree it probably was not ratified. However
what you don't need to go that route. There's there's a better way but I mean I understand
let me tell you the guy's name first Gary A. DeMott and they've got him in prison in Mississippi
even though the first conviction was not executed because he got a jury trial instead of a trial
by jury. Ah oh my god. So this is really exciting. Another person has a violence free plan on how
to revert the government back to a law of the land situation which I guess probably has to
be in sovereign citizenship. You just gotta go with guys just talking about like you know taxes
being illegal and shit. Anyway Gary DeMott got arrested for filing fraudulent tax returns and
helping other people file fraudulent tax returns but the larger picture of his career is that he's
another really scary militia demagogue that tried to take over a county in Idaho. In 1996 he was the
head of a group called the Idaho Sovereignty Association which is naturally a sovereign
citizen group. Apparently part of his belief system is that your constitutional rights are
actually your property in a literal sense and each of them is worth a hundred thousand dollars.
If you deprive someone of a right you owe them a hundred grand. All right well I like this. Sure
I do. I do. I'm starting to like this idea. I guess you could sell your right then too like
you know you could sell your third amendment. Modify all things. Then I've got a fetish for
cutting off my own leg. I'm going to sell you my rights to keep it. Soldiers could be who could
force you to put them up for a hundred thousand dollars. I think that's fine. I'll take that.
So this came into effect because there was a woman in the area whose husband had died and
she had Alzheimer's. The judge in Ada County had assigned a guardian to take care of her which
DeMott claimed was a violation of this woman's due process rights. Sure. I have no idea how he
was connected to this woman and it's entirely possible he had no connection to her at all.
Just found her. Yep I have no idea. Anyway DeMott was really mad about this so he gave
notice that he and his group planned to arrest the judge Patricia Flanagan. But this wasn't all.
He was also demanding that every other official needed to retake their oaths of office with the
words so help me God added or they would risk being arrested by his militia. It was important
that these words be added because DeMott thinks that not having so help me God in there is a loop
hole that allows these officials to commit perjury without it actually being perjury. Right.
So from an article in the Associated Press from 1996 quote those who receive notices will have
10 days to take new oaths of office on September 28 town criers will read the names of those who
have not complied with the steps from every county courthouse in Idaho. Unreal. I honestly
like there's no way to solve this problem for good except I have a thought. How about we gather
all of these people. All right. And if you're a militia person who does stuff like this you just
get put under a giant dome you go to sleep all of a sudden you wake up you're in a giant dome real
lost scenario you know nobody knows what's going on but you're not in jail that's better right
go live in your little utopia where you can be all like oh we're in the old west put them under
a dome. I do think I think a Truman show of like it's the only way. Well and I think one of the
things that would be interesting if you did that almost as like a social experiment is that these
people would not get along. No they'd all be dead in short short period. If not dead they'd be
threatening to arrest each other constantly. It would be a great like why not have Sovereign
Citizen Island. Like why can't we have nice things. Well I think we had the idea for Grifter Island.
Yeah exactly. At some point. We have a lot of islands that we needed. Well these people need
to be isolated from the rest of humanity. That's really the issue that we're dealing with. They
shouldn't be harmed because they're just people trying to go about their day but they also can't
interact with the rest of society because they're going to kill people. Well and if not kill people
just waste every one fucking ruin everybody's day and terrify people. Yeah all the time. So
he put out this order that everyone had to retake their oaths of office or they are going to get
in trouble and then from there to my plan to arrest all the officials who didn't retake their oaths
and Justice Flanagan. She was going down. He was going to do this with the help of Sheriff's
deputies but if they didn't go along with the plan to not said he was going to arrest the Sheriff.
I was going to say you're you're he's already getting the that my my order my marching orders
only come by a threat not by any established authority. And I love the like Sheriff is the
highest law of the land thing but also if he doesn't go along with me I'll just fucking kill him.
Yeah anyway this guy's a tax protester sovereign citizen proponent to try to create plans to take
over a county in Idaho in the mid 90s. A lot of old school. That was just the thing at the time.
You know a lot of old school weirdos on this episode. I mean you know gay people have a fetish
for cannibalism. Sovereign citizens have a fetish for overthrowing elected local government by way
of administrative threats. Yes exactly. Yuck. Everybody knows this. This is just one of those
things. Yeah. So in this next clip Alex is complaining about Patriot shows other Patriot
shows and how they're like knitting circles for Patriots. I hate him. And he doesn't like the
drama. But I would say that at the end of this clip Alex gives a piece of advice that he himself
should have taken. Listen to me for just a second. They're right. Almost all the shows
are basically sewing circles for people in one particular sliver of the Patriot movement.
And yes they know what they're talking about. Yes they're as on as anybody can be.
Yes they're aware of what's going on. I wasn't talking about Mr Stanley when I said that that
government violence. What I was saying was is that they use things like marches on Washington
and things like that to backfire against us. And they're very dangerous. Oh they use things
to backfire on us. Not we are a bunch of idiots who have bad ideas that when they are put into
practice even we are forced to acknowledge they're so fucking stupid. Look you know they try and get
us to take over counties in Idaho. They trick us into doing the things that we say are a good idea.
And then when it turns out they're bad ideas it's probably their fault. Probably. It's gotta be.
Yeah. But I think it's interesting that in 2003 Alex had a pretty strong like don't go to March on
Washington. Amazing. Just amazing. Could have used that insight. It's just you just never it's never
not there. You know. Yeah. So on this episode he took a lot of calls and I did get the sense
that he was getting annoyed at them. Yeah. But it wasn't it wasn't like there were never any real
blow ups. Sure. But there were you know the are you having a feud with another caller. Yeah.
The fuck are you talking about that that moment. Then when these people are bringing up these other
folks like Gary Demott and Rick Stanley Alex is kind of being like hey don't don't bring up other
people on my show. I'm a patriot. There is a little bit of him being like God I wish my callers weren't
also stupid as though or I wish they weren't promoting other people. Sure. Sure. But I mean
like I wish they were more my you know I wish they weren't they should be on my team for my show
instead of throwing wrenches in it every time. Whatever it is it's a slight disappointment. Yes.
Yeah. So Alex addresses that. I just I don't know. It's Friday last segment and I've been I got a
headache today. I've been a little grumpy at the callers. I'm sorry. I'm just mad at the New World
Order folks. I am I'm kind of like an alligator just snapping in all different directions here
because I'm so mad at the New World Order the anti New World Order alligator.
I'm not going to do I'm not going to be like oh I'm having a bad day or oh I'm hungover. I'm never
going to do that again. I'm just going to be like listen I'm sorry I snapped at you. I'm an alligator.
I'm just so mad at the New World Order. I'm like an alligator. I'm an alligator. I can't stop snapping
because of the New World Order. Yeah. I think I think though like if you hear that it sounds more
genuine. It sounds more sincere than his like apologies for outbursts in the present day.
Like there there is like yeah I believe he has a headache and I obviously don't think
that he's just mad at the New World Order and that's why he's being snippy with these callers.
I think I think he's probably you know hey we're about to have a weekend. Yeah. I've mentally
checked out of here. I got a headache. Right. Some of these people are dicks but I'm going to take
the high road and be like I'm just mad at the New World Order. Sorry guys. I don't mean to be an
asshole. Right. That seems like a like a like a human thing. It's an olive branch. You know. Hey
yeah we're all good. Yeah. So we have one last clip here and it's at the end of the show. Alex
who wants to touch back on this this cannibals thing. Sure. Well you gotta. And yeah I think you
can kind of get a sense of what's going on here. All right. And folks I read about these homosexuals
they go down to Mexico to have a leg cut off and then they lovingly slight salami meat off of it
and bolognese and have little parties and rolling stone which is liberal said my gosh
a third of the gay man homosexuals in San Francisco want AIDS. I mean folks you talk about
destructive lifestyle. I'll be arrested as a hate criminal for saying wanting to be killed and
eaten is wrong. And the liberal groups are saying it's their right to be killed and eaten if they
want to and we're wrong to it. I'm serious. Whatever. Just just fine. OK. OK. I'm wrong.
I'm an extremist. OK. I guess this is wholesome then. So this is what I was talking about earlier
the strategic aspect of this. There's a stupid game that Alex is playing and he knows exactly
what he's doing and what kind of response he's likely to elicit. He's not talking about this
case of the German cannibal as it really exists. He's using it as a data point to attack the entire
population of gay people by applying the facts of this one cannibal to the entire community.
He knows what he's doing and his goal is to malign and dehumanize gay people.
He knows that people will see through that and he's going to get some criticism for it which
he'll just say is people trying to insist that he's a bigot because he doesn't want people to
eat each other. It's a simple sleight of hand trick where he's trying to mask the homophobia
that's behind his rhetoric with this. They say I'm such a bigot because I don't like cannibals.
Oh here I am using one story to denigrate an entire group of people without any connection
between the two whatsoever. And now people are calling me a bigot. What's next for the left.
I do probably. I obviously wasn't paying super close attention to things in 2003 around cannibal
news. But I would bet that there were at least some people who were saying that like you do have
a right to agree to have yourself eaten. Sure. But I would guess that a lot of them are libertarians.
Yeah. I was gonna. I would say that's a fundamental aspect of self ownership. Yeah. You own yourself.
And you can sell your leg for a hundred thousand dollars for food. Uh huh. I guess that's fine
if you're a libertarian. Right. I would. I would assume so. Yeah. It's a it's a as long as you're
not entering into it as a like being coerced into the contract. I don't see why libertarians would
have a problem with that. If a libertarian can sell his kidney on the black market then I should be
able to sell my leg on the black market. Right. Yeah. And if it's for a transplant how is that any
different than someone eating it. Totally. Like maybe it's a type of eating. Maybe it offends your
sensibilities. Sure. Why should your sensibilities rule how. I mean how do you think a Christian
scientist would feel about you taking an organ and putting it in somebody else's body. That would
be very unhappy with it. Probably. Yeah. It's a matter of perspective. Indeed. So I think that
there probably were some voices that were like that. But Alex is mischaracterizing it as like
the entire left is just like yeah I'm ready for eating people. Man. But that's because he knows
that if people catch on to the game. Yeah. The homophobic game that he's playing. He has that
in his back pocket as like a preemptive defense. Right. And it's it's it's I hesitate to call it
smart. But there's a craft to it. There's a little bit of a strategy. It's cunning. Not not smart.
It's it's like it's like what you would describe a rat as having not intelligence but it's a low
it's a low level of cunning. Yes. It's just recognizing the likely consequences of the
the rhetoric that you're disseminating. Yeah. And planning in advance to not have to own the
consequences. Right. Right. It is. It is fun though to make up stereotypes that are that
bad shit crazy. Like I mean as it is offensive and it is bigoted. Yeah. But at the same time if
there was like a Def Jam comic in the 90s who was like man you ever notice how gay people be
eating legs like this. And you'd be like yeah that's that's insane man. That's the craziest
fucking stereotype I've ever heard. That's insane. Yeah. If I saw it I wouldn't think that joke was
funny. No you'd be like what is happening. I would be intrigued. What are you talking about sir.
Yeah. But for Alex it's it's a little bit less intriguing because you know what it's rooted in.
Yeah. Yeah. It's just pure bigotry but but for an absurdist. Yeah. Yeah. So we come to the end of
this 2003 episode and you know I think that Cannibal's got a lot of attention. They not
enough anymore. I'd say they they had their run deep homophobia running throughout this
and the colors are much more interesting I think in the past than in the present. Yeah. And that's
because I think that a lot of them are like really interested in weird fringe militia E
communities. Yeah. And so they bring some of that sensibility to Alex's show whereas now he
doesn't take a whole lot of colors. Most of them just pair it back to him what he said. Yeah. And
then other ones are sometimes it's just a plug for his products. Right. And then there's like
Carlos from Canada calls in every fucking time Alex takes calls and you know it's just it's
it's not it's not like this. Yeah. I mean it is. I almost said cute but I think the word I'm thinking
of is quaint. Like all of these callers are almost quaint like look at you with your this guy this
guy from Denver is leading a militia. That's cute. Well you know it's it's you know what it is even
beyond quaintness it feels like a sustainable ecosystem. Yeah. Yeah. It hasn't self selected out
for lunatics. Well I mean in a way even though it's a bigoted show and you know obviously everything
is really saying is stupid or awful it doesn't feel destined for collapse. No. No it really
doesn't. There's not there's not like a feeling of it doesn't feel destined for success either.
This show kind of feels like if this if this exact show happened every day with an audience of like
two hundred thousand people it could have gone on forever. You know like this could have just been
played out every day for the rest of our lives. No one would have really known about it but
him and the two hundred thousand people and it would have been fine. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. But but
here we are his ambitions. What are you going to do like Icarus's wings flew him too close to the
sun. If only it weren't a pattern that played out every single fucking day. You know what the
problem was. What he got in bed with Mr. Blood. That was that was where it all fell apart. That's
the beginning of the end for him. Mr. Blood and Mr. Gold. So Jordan we'll be back on episode on
Monday probably back to the present day but we'll see if Alex's vacation lasts the rest of the week.
Maybe he's in the forest for good. Could be. And then the show will become all low and shroyer all
the time. No we'll see. But until then we have a website. We do it's knowledge fight dot com.
We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan.
Yep. We'll be back. But until then I'm Neo I'm Leo I'm DZX Clark. I'm Dr. Marbles. And now here
comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.