Knowledge Fight - #655: July 18, 2003

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little breaky into the past to see what Alex was up to back in 2003.  In this installment, Alex reveals that most gay people are cannibals, gets annoyed at some callers, ...and a couple real weird militia guys come up. Citations

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. I need money. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding me. Hello, Alex. I'm Mr. Tim Cullen. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight.com. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I sit around, worship at the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are. Dan Jordan. What's up? Quick question for you. Hey, what's your bright spot today? My bright spot today is it's something
Starting point is 00:01:13 weird, but it's very satisfying. I don't think I've ever done it before. Well, when a man loves a woman, no, very small moment. So whenever you use the microwave, obviously, you don't want the beeps to happen when the timer runs out, right? You know, they're, they're annoying. Yes, they're frustrated. Yeah. And so you want to pull the door. Exactly one second. Right. Yeah. Of course. But almost every time that I open the door, it's there'll be one second left on the timer or I'll miss it and it'll do the first beep. Today for the first time I've ever noticed, I pulled the door at exactly the point where there was no beep and the timer was done and it felt great. I would, I would love to shit on that as an achievement. But honestly, if I'm alone and I just toss a piece of
Starting point is 00:02:04 paper into a trash can, fucking go ape shit dancing around. Oh my God, I'm scared. You yell like boom, shock a locker. The whole thing. Oh yeah. You're on fire. If I close my eyes, I yell Kobe. That's what I do. Yeah. Yeah. It's the real, real satisfying, tiny moment there. I'll never, I'll never be able to replicate it. It's not the worst part of it. No, it's good to celebrate that when it happens as opposed to wish we could just live in a space where you always open the microwave door. That's true. At the right time. What about you? I think my bright spot is I think I've decided to switch back to contacts, Dan. Okay. My glasses are my my vision's so bad now that at this point I'm like leaning in to read shit. I'm doing the whole thing. I got to stop
Starting point is 00:02:50 with the glasses, Dan. I got to stop. I'm going to go. I'm going to go contacts again, my friend. All right. Are you gonna be okay? No. Okay. Do you want me to shave too? I'll go. I'll go all the way back. Short hair shaved. I'll look like I'm 19 again. I feel like I don't know. I'll be so used to it, but it'll be it'll be an adjustment to be fair though. I mean, like I think over the course of the pandemic, you went the headband route and that was tough at first. We got used to it since you've known me. I think I've looked different every five to six months. True. But I mean, I changed my beard length a bit. That's true. You know, there's and that drastically alters my my appearance. That is true. You've had you've had to deal with it on both sides. You know,
Starting point is 00:03:34 we both have to live our relationship will survive. Although now I'm rethinking it. It's it. I've never done contacts before. I've had contacts. Does that have like, do they help more with vision than glasses generally? No, well, so so with with my eyes, contacts are very, very good for like 75% of the world. You know, everything from my full arm away, I can see perfectly in all directions. You know, and then there's this weird middle ground between my arm and where I can normally see. And that's that's where I can't see with contacts. So you're saying when you wear contacts, sneak up on you and absolutely long as you're close gone. It's like a T Rex. Nope. And I played the drums for my life. So I'm deaf. You know, it's all there for you.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I'm essentially a helpless little boy. As long as you get really close, as long as you get real close, the slow blade penetrates the shield, Dan, as everybody knows. Sure. Thomas Jefferson. Exactly. But, but with my glasses, as you can see, everything outside of this area is completely gone. So I'm just blind most of the time. The periphery. Yes. Yeah. I got no peripheral vision. Okay. Well, easier to sneak up on you then. It is now. I'm trying to think of which option allows for the best sneak options. Yeah, we've been playing too many video games probably. A little bit of stealth is on our minds recently. So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. It's going to be a little bit shorter of an episode, which I think is fine, considering
Starting point is 00:05:07 there's been too much of us this week. No, no, no. Too much content. Totally normal for people to listen to us for several hours every day. No. Stop it. So today, Alex has taken a little breaky. He's gone or has been. And so we have no new stuff to go over. I was thinking about, like, well, what's Owen doing? But Owen's just doing an impression of Alex. He's so boring. I was listening to some Harrison Smith stuff and I just didn't want to do that either. Although I should point out he just recently had Stuart Rhodes back on for an interview. Really? Yeah. So Stuart popped up on his show. But not on the flagship. I have not seen that happen since the indictment. But yes, Harrison's still, still gung-ho for him. But it was kind
Starting point is 00:05:56 of a boring interview. So I mean, it's just like my free speech is being taken away. Why? Right. Right. I mean, that's a weird thing, considering what was it just yesterday, somebody, the one of the guys pled guilty to seditious conspiracy, not like, not anything less than seditious conspiracy. Yeah. That's, that's tough. That is tough. And there are indications that he's cooperating. Oh yeah. That's not good. Yeah. Yeah. You plead guilty to treason and you're cooperating. That means that they had a lot going on for you. Yeah. That means that the, what you were looking at is like, well, no chance I'm making out, making it out of this trial with an acquittal. Do they still do public hangings? Because it sounds like that's what they're going for, man.
Starting point is 00:06:42 This is I'll cooperate. I'll cooperate. So we'll see how that all plays out. But yeah, that interview Harrison did might not look so great. Because I think that was before the dude pled guilty. Doesn't look good in retrospect. The Harrison Smith story. Yeah. So what I decided to do instead of going over some of that stuff, which is kind of like just banging a, not a dead horse, banging your head against the wall. Kind of. Yeah. I was, I had a mixed metaphor in my head that just wasn't coming out right. But I felt like it was, it was pointless. And I thought, let's go back to the past. Let's do. And so we're on back to 2003, continuing that exploration of what the fuck was Alex doing back then. And so today we're talking
Starting point is 00:07:29 about July 18th, 2003. All right. This episode's weird. Quite weird. Interesting. And we'll get down to all the little details. But before we do, let's say hello to some new ones. Oh, that's a great idea. So first Brent, the Silver Stallion. Thank you so much. You are now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thanks, Brent. I'm going to steal me a Brent. Next, Operation Horizon Forbidden West. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Hence the, the sneakiness. Thank you very much. Next, Walt Disney. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you. My older brother has convinced Ana's a witch. Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Next, Ross, the philosopher. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wank. Thank you very much, Ross. Next, Trawa J. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wank. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Might be Troa. Could be Troa. I'm not sure. Yeah. And finally, worst life coach ever. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Jordan, this is a bottle episode, essentially. In 2003, a lot of these have very little connection to anything that's going on, certainly in the present day, or even around them. Because our last episode from 2003, Alex talked to that whiz kid who couldn't get her diploma because she wasn't old enough to get
Starting point is 00:08:52 equivalents of high school degree. And then he talked to Dr. David Race Bannon, who pretended to be from Interpol. So like, you have all that. That has nothing to do with... It's always fun getting just a slight bit of distance away, being with my memory that I have, and then you tell me all of these things. And I know they happen, and at the same time, my brain is like, there's no way those things happen. There's no way he talked to somebody who named himself after a Johnny Quest character that made up an entire history of being an assassin for Interpol. I remember that. I remember that happening to a fictional character, obviously. Yeah, yeah. The highlights of some of the stuff that has gone on on this show in the past. And by
Starting point is 00:09:33 this show, I mean Alex's show in the past. So yeah, I feel like one of the only real connective tissue pieces is Collar's congratulating Alex on his Ann Coulter interview. That seems to be one of the only things that actually goes through all these episodes and makes me feel like, yeah, this definitely did happen the day after the last one. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Weird. So here is an out of context drop, Jordan, from today's episode. I forgot to plug this. We have a new affiliate in Rhode Island. I want to thank Mr. Blood there. No! That's a vampire, Alex! No! Obvious vampire. Obvious vampire. Mr. Blood. Are you kidding me? Alex, don't get into business with Mr. Blood.
Starting point is 00:10:26 He's from the Northeast? I'm sorry. That one tricked me. You got me. You got me, buddy. So there are two main narratives that are going throughout this episode. And one of them is outrageously offensive. Okay. It is very much in Alex taking a news story that is happening and repurposing it for his own use as a homophobic attack. Right. Great. Good. Good, good, good. And we get that right off the jump. Speaking of cannibalism, it's a real big with the culture of death ground. Rolling Stone has reported a liberal publication about how the homosexuals quote want to get aids. It's a culture of death. Well, in Germany cannibalism is big. They'll cut their arms and legs off and eat them at large dinners. But now they're volunteering to be killed and
Starting point is 00:11:22 be eat a gobbled in large death rings. This is BBC. I mean, any type of depravity, stuff that never has even entered our minds is going on out there. And I'm committing a hate crime criticizing the cannibalism, by the way, according to Scotland yards, diverse for the unit. I'm not joking, folks. I will probably be arrested someday just for reporting that this is deviant behavior. One of the top media presenters over in England, we had him on the show last year, was arrested for using the word homosexual instead of gay. You notice all the articles say gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, which isn't the proper word. Homosexual, heterosexual, Anglo, Negro, you know, these are scientific terms for things, but they find that offensive. So you can't use
Starting point is 00:12:06 a scientific term. So, so the gays are big on eating each other, literally, and giving each other syphilis and aids. I'm not saying all of them, but a larger group, and it's very dangerous. And that's horrible. And I hate criminal for even reporting it. Oh boy. That is a little shocking. That is one of the more like very clearly a, a, just a child with no information, letting his imagination run wild. Like, oh, yeah, gay people. I don't understand them. And I don't understand cannibal, cannibals. Gay people are cannibals. They're eating each other. That's what it means when you eat ass, Dan. You eat each other. You eat your ass. This is 2003. This is before eating. This is before eating. This is huge. Alex has always been a trendsetter. That's true.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Um, this, this is a situation where there are like a couple of data points that Alex is, like you're saying, like a child just connecting things. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, yeah. I don't know what Rolling Stone article Alex is citing, but if it's supposed to back up any of that nonsense, I'd really like to get a look at it. Unfortunately, Alex uses no specifics. I don't know what kind of adult could just literally just say that. And with this such a blasé, like, you know, this is just what is it with the, with kids these days, they're eating each other. You know, like he's saying it like it's a human interest piece. It's very popular among the gay community to eat each other and give each other a trend piece. It's just out of a
Starting point is 00:13:36 fucking alternate universe. Yeah. This is going to be something that keeps coming up on this episode. So we'll, we'll deal with it a little more detail later, but this is just homophobic nonsense. Really? And the guy Alex is talking about, he didn't get arrested for saying gay. He was questioned and eventually arrested related to some things that he said at a fair that were alleged to have been inciting. This dude gave a speech where he asserted that he believed the country people should have the same rights as members of minority groups, or at least that's the version of the story as it appears in papers. His speech wasn't recorded. And according to the BBC, quote, several people complained to the police about his speech. So I kind of assumed that he said some
Starting point is 00:14:15 mother shit. You know, he didn't end up getting charged. Alex has just created a fake version of the story. So you can launch it to that weird rant that he has about how he refuses to say gay because it's not a scientific term or whatever. As everybody's known for a long time, the Spanish word for black is a scientific term used to describe human beings. Yeah. It's that we've talked about it in the past. His name is Robin something. I can't even remember what his last name is, but we we talked we talked about this in detail in the past episode, but I just wanted to refresh that in case people had forgot. So this is an interesting point that should be remembered, I think is illustrated by this clip. Even as far back as 2003, Alex was spreading completely insane
Starting point is 00:14:57 and bigoted narratives about how gay people like to be cannibals and give each other AIDS. So when someone suggests that he always, you know, he wasn't always such a bigot, that's just not born out by the reality of this stuff. No, no, no, no, it's pretty pretty nuts. I mean, you know, when you can when you can look at somebody's bigotry as as like somebody somebody somehow describing, you know, Alex wasn't as bigoted back then as he is now. And your only thing that you can hang your hat on right now, I guess, is like, now his bigotry is full out like maybe we should just kill everybody I don't like. But back then it was like, everybody I don't like is probably a cannibal, which is almost kind of, you know, like that is bigoted, I agree. But it's a lot more silly.
Starting point is 00:15:41 It's true. Yeah, it's true. There is a like, psych meds turn you into Frankenstein monsters or something. There's a quality of that's great. Why not? So look, I think that I, I disagree with Alex's coverage here, but he seems to be pretty insistent about this. Okay. So, you know, it's a sacrifice you make so they can have the delicious meal. But again, I'm radical and extreme. I'm against this. I'm also pro gun, by the way, will be means I'm a liberal. We'll be right back. Weird, weird, weird mood. Tell me more about that. So I knew immediately what Alex was talking about here. But the way he's reporting on this is just cartoonish. Yeah, there's a big fetish in the US to go to Mexico, get your legs cut off so you can eat them. But then you run out of
Starting point is 00:16:46 legs. You run out of legs. So people got to kill you in order for you to be eaten. So this is based on just a few stories that have come out of people who want to have their healthy limbs amputated. Sure. This is a pretty poorly understood phenomenon that's been labeled body integrity identity disorder. And the frequency of cases is pretty low, but it's it's very difficult to get a precise number on people who experience this. Right. It's definitely not always connected to sexual feelings, although sometimes people do have a sexual relationship with it. And people who have these feelings, they aren't wanting to get their limbs amputated so they can eat them. No, that's not typically the presentation of this. Alex is just writing a grotesque story about
Starting point is 00:17:26 something that he knows nothing about and something that he knows that it's not in his financial interest to know anything about. If he learns things, then he can't do these cannibals walk among us rants to scare the audience and make them think that gay people should be seen as less than human. Yeah, there's a big fetish to go to Mexico. Oh, boy, you know, you know that old fetish. Oh, chestnut. Okay. All right. So so look, okay, you can you can sell you can tell me like, oh, there's this fetish for going and getting your legs chopped off and so people can eat them. He did. All right. He did tell me that. My problem really is the follow up where he's like, and they say I'm crazy. It's like, you are crazy. There's actually, I think that by the end of this
Starting point is 00:18:16 episode, I will lay out what I believe that strategy is. Gotcha. Because I do think that that's an intentional strategy. I'm saying they'll say that I'm extreme. Sure. I'm criticizing. Sure. Sure. Sure. So on our way to finding this conclusion, okay, we need to learn more about this. Yeah, obviously. There's some more cannibalism to be discussed. Quick question. Yes. Is there a demographic breakdown we have? Is it more large people with larger legs who are chopping their legs off? Like if I'm a skinny person, I'm going to like practice, you know, I'm going to gain some weight before I go down there. You might then I got something substantial to really chew on, you know, right? But that might actually not be how you get the best meat. Oh, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Might want lean. I don't know. No, there is no discussion of this. But it turns out that there is a case of a cannibal. Okay. In 2003. All right. German cannibal charged with murder. The man he ate wanted to be eaten. He was part of a 450 grip cannibal organization. They found some other stuff. There may be multiple bodies in the house. You talk about the culture of death. Very successful importation by UNESCO, the culture of death. There's Rolling Stone reported these people want to die. They want AIDS. This is Rolling Stone, by the way, a large section. They say now about a third of San Francisco men who were pulled want AIDS want to die. And Satan is coming into it. That's BBC. Talking about the humanization
Starting point is 00:19:47 site is to clone a mammoth. That's that's coming up. A lackadaisical throw to a mammoth cloning story. You know, it turns out a third of all men in San Francisco want to get AIDS and die. And I guess mammoths are around next on news. I didn't track that down. I don't know what he's talking about. And I don't know what this Rolling Stone article is. Right. But in terms of the cannibal, this is about Armin Muse, who was that German dude who ate a guy who would volunteer to do it after meeting Armin on a message board called the Cannibal Cafe. Yeah, there may have been like 450 people on that message board, like Alex saying, it's a group of 450. Right. But I'm going to guess that a vast majority of them were just people who had a voraphilia kink, which is the
Starting point is 00:20:28 erotic desire to eat someone or be eaten like the cannibal cop from years ago. Well, not quite. But yeah, I would say that almost everyone on that message board was on there to role play something that was part of the fantasy, but not something they actually wanted to do, which is probably a big part of why Armin had multiple people agree to let him eat them. But then they ultimately backed out. I would guess that that was because they realized he was serious about eating them, which was a deal breaker. They didn't want to get eaten. No, they wanted to jerk off to the thought not actually get eaten. Probably. Yeah. Initially, this was a mess from a court perspective, because as the BBC put it, quote, cannibalism is not a recognized
Starting point is 00:21:09 defense under German law. And the defense will argue that since the victim volunteered, this was no murder. That's trouble. That's, that's, that's a bad day in court for everyone involved. Wow. No one's happy. Oh, shit. We forgot to make this illegal. Wait, is cannibalism fine? Did we forget cannibalism was wrong? So in his first trial, he was convicted of manslaughter, but he was retried in 2005, where the argument that he was killing for sexual gratification, which was proven by the fact that he had videotaped the crime, led to a murder conviction. Right. Yeah, that one works. It probably didn't help that he had also posted on that message board looking for another person to eat, which really made the case pretty strong that he was likely to reoffend. Now you're
Starting point is 00:21:49 a serial eater. Yeah. Now you're a serial cannibal killer. Yeah. That's trouble. Anyway, this is an exceedingly uncommon crime for someone to commit as evidenced by the fact that the entire world knows the story. Exactly. This is the same case where they cut off the penis and they ate it. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Alex is using this very sensational and head headline grabbing case as a way to demean the gay community. And this is an important place, a piece to recognize. In 2003, trans people weren't the primary target of the extreme right in terms of their desire to kick up fake moral panics. This isn't to say that homophobia doesn't exist anymore in our present day, but it's not as central to the right wing strategy anymore because it doesn't create the
Starting point is 00:22:32 same response in their audience. People are cooler with gay people now, so they got to get more extreme. They have to shoot over a vulnerable group. Exactly. And the homosexual community is not as vulnerable as they were to their attacks as they were in 2003. You got it. So Alex pretends to be above all the stuff that the more mainstream right wing pundits get into, but he's no different than any of them. He's just a more extreme version. He's willing to make more stuff up to keep his audience interested, but he plays the exact same game that that is contemporaries like a rush or a handy would do. Yeah. And it's it's so it's so emblematic of who they are as people, like deep down that the moment a minority group becomes strong enough and receives enough support,
Starting point is 00:23:22 they stop attacking it on whatever ideological quote unquote grounds or moral grounds they had before and they go to somebody weaker, the weaker and always and always weaker. And so some group that has less societal support, more vulnerability. And the thing that's particularly distasteful about it is that then they'll pretend that like I never really had a problem with that. I never had a good problem with gay people. It doesn't matter what they do inside their bedrooms. I'm fine with whatever you do at home now. I should tell you they like to eat people. They do like to eat people. It's like, yeah, it's just such a like how do how does everybody not look at them and go, Oh, they're just a bunch of cowardly bullies and we get trapped by them because they're so fucking
Starting point is 00:24:08 loud all the time. You know, it's it's brutal. Yeah. Yeah. It's and I think that one of the values of going back and looking at these past episodes is that the cultural milieu of the right wing and their the sort of culture war narratives are so similarly strategized, but their focuses are different. And you can see so clearly how that works by comparing the past present. No. And they just keep going down the list of letters in LGBTQ. And it's just like, oh, well, today we're going to pick on G. Tomorrow we're going to pick on T. And it's just a monster. It's just monstrous. So Alex goes to calls. He takes a lot of calls at this episode because he burned himself out on guests with Dr. Race Bannon, I believe you're not going to get much
Starting point is 00:24:55 better than that. You can't. He's a hero. And so this caller has a great question for Alex. And this you could tell Alex was a little bit pissed off by this. I miss Brian of New York calling in. Have you two guys have a fallout or? Yes, yes, I had a call out with a caller. No, I haven't had a fallout with anybody. Brian of New York, the caller sir. Come on. I haven't had any fallouts with anybody. Oh, okay. My show isn't about fallouts with callers. I'm not mad at you, but it is kind of irritating. I know he calls down Valentine. I used to like to hear him call your show. Okay. Maybe he's on vacation. Thanks for the call. I really appreciate it, sir. Thank you so much. I love that this show could have those moments. Oh, man, that's what we fuck all those
Starting point is 00:25:44 CNN is this guy, the mastermind documentary. Give me a compilation of other callers being like, is Brian from New York okay? We haven't heard from him in a while. Get into a fight. You guys doing okay? I love the moment of Alex responding. Yeah, me and this caller got into a fight. No, what are you talking about? What? What? What? We got it. Why would we get it? What? That kind of like, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, like that kind of rhetorical thing doesn't exist for Alex anymore. There's no good sarcastic shitbag comebacks. Nope. Then there's something refreshing about that. Yeah. So there's also a caller with a conversation about a nuclear attack, or maybe a false flag nuclear attack that's coming. And Alex has some interesting advice
Starting point is 00:26:28 about when you should get your guard up. Okay. They want to Pearl Harbor where we get nuked, Barney. Think of the insane police state that will come out of that. Where it looks to me, it'd be too risky for them to rely on missiles, intercontinental ballistic missiles or whatnot. Real quick, he's talking about North Korea. Yeah. Former former defense secretary says we will be nuked Washington Post by North Korea. Well, they probably put it past the globalists to detonate one and say they did it. They probably already got their warheads planted here in this country. Sure, totally ruthless. And they want to reengineer society. They're putting the control grid in all around us right now. Well, they wouldn't
Starting point is 00:27:10 take a chance on losing their own people. They have to have them planted. Well, that's why you got to watch out when exactly you got to watch out when the globalists are all out of town or at one meeting place or not in Washington. Just look out. Yeah, look out. Whenever the globalists are out of town, that's when the nuke is going to go off. Yeah. Have you ever do those shows at like VFWs or something along those lines? Never done an Elk's Lodge or anything like that? Maybe, but I mean, it's been a long time since I was in stand-up. I don't remember all of the gigs I did. I've been to more than my fair share. I feel like I've done karaoke at VFW more than stand-up. I've done plenty and there is that like, it's all going
Starting point is 00:27:55 fine before the show. You do the show and if everybody likes you, you get asked to join conversations that sound absurdly like this one all the time of just like, well, you know, obviously the evil boogeyman wouldn't do this. They would hide the nukes inside your bedroom. You're like, sure, man, fine, whatever. That makes sense. And then when they go out to the grocery store, that's when the nuke is going to go off. Yeah. I appreciate your scare quotes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this, this is a false flag that didn't happen. Another bad prediction on Alex's part. But, but I do like, there is a, there's a distinct difference here between the way Alex talks about what, you know, the globalist evil plan compared to the present day. And that
Starting point is 00:28:36 is in the present days, like they are going to kill all of their own people. Everybody. You don't have to worry about the globalist going out of town anymore. The world. Yeah. In the present, like that's not going to help you determine whether or not there's an attack coming. So we got another bad prediction on Alex's part here. That's how you support the troops. You, you just use them up. Don't worry. They'll have a new crowd of young people. They're going to have the national draft. I mean, come on, baby. There's lots of deaths to go around. We'll tell you more calls and we get back. So we have two predictions here just from the beginning of this episode that are not good. One, another national draft. Yeah. Did not happen. Nope. Two, a nuclear attack
Starting point is 00:29:22 from North Korea or possibly a false flag made to look like North Korea. I wouldn't put it past, I wouldn't put it past the globalist to do that. Yeah. Right. So the, you know, just, just as a reminder of the litany of things that Alex is wrong about predicting you, the problem was you had just gone out of town when the North Koreans nuked us. So like you were, you were out of Chicago. We got nuked. Oh shit. And then I didn't hear about it. No, no, no. We put it back together pretty quick. We didn't want the North Koreans to get the win. That's impressive. So they blew us off. Community solidarity coming together, rebuild in time. We got to get this together before dad gets back. Yeah. We can't let Dan know about this. He's going to put it all out on the
Starting point is 00:30:02 streets. Oh no. You're a gossip, Dan. That's what everybody said. So we heard from the out of context drop of it. Mr. Blood is now syndicating Alex's show. Yeah. So Alex gets a call from somebody who's, I think, I don't think this is maybe from the same station or another station in Rhode Island. I'm not sure. Alex may have two. Two Mr. Bloods? No, two stations in. I'd actually think I know what the issue is here. I think, I think I know what the deal is. Because he does mention that there's like two stations in Rhode Island. Okay. So this person is calling from one of them. Michelle, you're on the air. Go ahead. Hi, Alex Jones. How are you? Good. Good to talk to you. Good to talk to you. My name is Michelle Freeman and my husband's Ben
Starting point is 00:30:52 Freeman and he's on WARL and I just want to let you know. Tell us the call letters and tell us about the station. It's WARL power 1320 and it's reality radio. Oh, what a good name. And they call that pretty much Providence and up to Attleboro, Massachusetts. Now where is this based? It's based in Providence and they're, they're upping their wattage so that they have, you know, that they can reach more listeners. So this, this lady giving her first and last name is the beginning of something that ends up paying off later. There's another caller, the next caller gives his first and last name and Alex is like, people got to stop doing this. I'm not mad at you. You can't use your first and last name because somebody could be calling in
Starting point is 00:31:39 to make somebody else look bad. You got to cut it out. So it should come as no surprise here. Jordan, though, that this radio station doesn't exist in the same format that it did in 2003. That whole reality radio thing that Alex is so excited about. But it was a great name. Oh, it was a bust. Oh, so 1320 a.m. in that area of the Northeast is actually based out of Attleboro, Massachusetts, and it's been operational since 1950, going through many changes in their theme from that time. Previous to rebranding as reality radio, it had been following an easy listening format. So there was another a.m. station in Providence around that time, WALE 990 that was a lot of conspiracy talk. And I think that's the other station that Alex is talking about being on.
Starting point is 00:32:26 They went bankrupt in 2003, at which point a lot of their programming was shifted over to 1320. And they sold their name to WALE. Yes, they're ever. So it should be noted that a non insignificant part of this station going bankrupt had to do with them. Ericsson really fucked up shows like American dissident voices, which was released by the National Alliance. Oh, God, no. It's a fun time. Happy Nazi hour in Rhode Island. Yeah. So that station went bankrupt. 1320 switched formats over to an all conspiracy lineup and took some of their programming on. And it was not a hit because by 2004 they'd switched again and we're now a sports talk. Right. Right. Right. They they were running Lake Oh, No, Bagon for a long time.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Yeah, where the men are all Nazis and the women are Nazis and the children are really fucking Nazis, man. I was I was I think Garrison Keillers a mess enough. Yeah. I watched of I didn't realize they had videos of like live performances of those old shows. Yeah. Oh my God. I watched number one. Oh, I forgot that the news from Lake Wobagon was such a long segment. Yeah. I didn't realize that some of them were like 20 minutes forever. I thought it was just like a little a little thing. When you remember the show in your head, it is encapsulated by like five sentences every show. And then if you actually go back and listen to it, you're like, this is interminable. This never ends. I thought I thought my memory of Garrison Keillers show was that it's sort of
Starting point is 00:34:08 like a variety show where one of the segments is news from Lake Wobagon. There'd be the fake commercials. The songs. Yeah. And it was so long. I got so bored. But also watching Garrison Keillers deliver this was something that like everybody like I don't know. Maybe it was just because I grew up in this like NPR kind of family. There was this impression of him as like one of the great orators and storytellers in the legacy of Mark Twain. Sure. Sure. And like the way he was lackadaisically like staring like looking down at the ground and like like kicking non existent rocks on stage as he told the story. Oh yeah. It was awful. He has got a face for radio, my friend. But did you see the did you see the movie? No. Oh man. I think I'm I may be misremembering
Starting point is 00:34:56 this entirely but I'm fairly certain Lindsay Lohan was in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to say so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a non stop. I was shocked watching it how just un compelling of a performance it was. Yeah. It made me reconsider a lot of the things that my parents thought were entertaining. Yeah. Well that'll do it. Just make sure I never have to watch a video of a live taping of what do you know. Yeah please don't. That would be trouble. We do not recommend it. Although I have found old recordings of Celtic connections and Hearts of Space. Never heard of Hearts of Space. What's Hearts of Space. Hearts of Space was a show that would play on like I think it was Saturday or Sunday nights on a PR and it was space music. So it was like like weird soundscapes.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Okay. But then there would be like the narrator of it would be like welcome to Hearts of Space travelers. Welcome to welcome fellow space. Oh so it's it's straight up like a quiet storm like the the Tim Meadows SNL character thing. I don't I don't know that sketch you're talking about but perhaps each each episode as I recall would have like a theme that were just these abstract themes like today today we're dealing with envy. The music could be like was this was this where Squary Carey's first album was dropped. It could have been. It could have been. I don't know. I still really enjoy Hearts of Space though. That's that is a lot of fun. Anyway let's go back and revisit that anyway. So yeah Alex was on this station in Rhode Island
Starting point is 00:36:50 and then it went off the air within a year. Okay. Or went to a sports talk format. Hey that's not a bad. So Alex gets another caller and this guy is you know just a nice pretty clearly sovereign citizen fellow. I myself like you fought against the government as far as the identity issues. I fought against Los Angeles. For instance having one. I wrote in my Social Security number revoked my Social Security number Garver's license did all that and I ended up spending two and a half years in the county jail and they said in the court that they had to punish me extra ordinary ordinarily because I'm a constitutionalist. They said that in open court. I had a happy I argued in Denver last year Denver post that the Constitution is not admissible
Starting point is 00:37:34 and has connections to terrorists. They didn't. And we'll actually get to this Denver case accidentally in a little bit. Oh but yeah I think you can do a lot of hiding by calling yourself a constitutionalist instead of a sovereign citizen weirdo which is what this guy's doing. I would love to get my hands on whatever he went to jail for because I'm sure it's not what he's saying. No it's probably just because he loves the Constitution too much. Probably it's something to do with the Constitution and his love of it. Yeah he was at the library and he tried to check out a copy of the Constitution and 16 secret police members just descended upon him and they had to throw him in jail immediately. So the same caller had some other ideas. I think he's
Starting point is 00:38:20 kind of getting the tone from Alex and he's just bouncing it back at him. Well one more point. You know I was looking at Bush and the prime minister of England walking together. They looked like two gay guys prancing in the woods. I mean what's up with that. They looked like they were in love with each other. Well they aren't in love with each other. Should be down here in West Hollywood working it. Anyways I'm sorry for the shock news here so thanks a lot. All right thank you. Please we have a family audience here. It's family show. You know it is a sad day. Every time I hear a conservative laugh just because some guy went those two men standing close to each other what if they were banging right. Oh my god that's the funniest thing I've
Starting point is 00:39:11 ever considered. Yeah well done. You know it's it's an expression of some homophobia but it is also at the same time just not a good joke. No it's just a bad joke. Yeah it's kind of un-clever and hacky even if it weren't totally offensive. It's it's just it's just sad. Yeah stop so I told you there were two narratives that were sort of running through the episode. The first is gay people like to eat humans. They do. But that's not a bad thing. I think Alex is reporting it as a bad one. Okay all right. So the second story is about David Kelly who was a not the the TV producer right right. The he was a weapons inspector and a doctor who committed suicide and died the day before this episode. Okay and the back story of it has to do with he had been
Starting point is 00:40:11 quoted in an article in the BBC that had to do with a claim that was in a British government dossier about the Iraq war and their potential for weapons of mass destruction. Okay that had to do with there was a line in it about there being the the weapons could be deployed within 45 minutes. Okay this line itself as alleged by David Kelly was something that the Downing Street spokesperson insisted be put in the report. Okay and so there was a big brouhaha about this and the characterization of it in the BBC whether it matched what David Kelly had told this reporter whether it was supposed to be entirely on background and it's it's just a huge mess right and this he ended up dying from suicide prior to this. The episode narrative I
Starting point is 00:41:10 didn't spend a lot of time I didn't want to cut a ton of clips because it's kind of grotesque in some ways but Alex is just insisting that the government killed him off because he was blowing the whistle. Alex exaggerates the actions and the circumstances around it and I'm just gonna play this one clip because I think it's important to recognize how Alex takes an absence of information and how he has he has no idea what happened. This guy was announced dead hours before this show. So he knows all the details he needs to. Right there isn't any available information so in that space he just declares it essentially a cover-up and a murder right because it's more interesting for him. Yeah that's all coming up more on the British doctor scientist who was high level in
Starting point is 00:42:02 ministry defense exposed the cover-ups by Blair the false evidence of weapons of mass destruction he ended up dead last night after being threatened and being quote mistreated the BBC said because he was one of the leakers he's leaking but in other ways of course the government won't say how he died I'm sure the family be told to shut up it'll never come out how he died or maybe it will I don't know. We got loaded phones we're about to go to what is the point of saying it'll never come out how he died or maybe it will who knows what is the point of that except to inject unhealthy distrust yeah like just complete knee jerk based on nothing distrust and an expectation of everything is a lie yeah and I think that that's not helpful. Yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:42:56 he's just saying look anything could happen but whatever it is they tell you is not true. And it's the same thing that we heard him say as it relates to the invasion of Ukraine on our last episode you'll never know the actual death numbers they'll never tell you the truth. You'll never know did he not do it you'll never know and if you find out they're lying to you and if what they're lying to you is what's true they're lying to you about what's true to lie to you about it. Yeah it's an attempt to insulate all information sources on the outside of the the audience's acceptance trust no one but me. Yep so Alex gets called from another guy who wants to ask about this fella who's got himself a little militia going. Hey listen Alex we respect your opinion and
Starting point is 00:43:44 I need one from you on some information I found at a website a couple of days ago it's Stanley2002.org um are you familiar with Rick Stanley his mutual defense pact militia did you know he's issued a preliminary militia alert and last but not least don't we have an obligation to protect our lack-minded friends. I don't know of this Stanley individual is he intact? He's in Denver. Um actually I've heard that name somewhere is is he the guy that that uh went to the Capitol Army got arrested? That's it that's it he uh apparently he was the point that we don't have a second amendment he just said to the news I'm gonna go with the guy holstered I have this right and you watch I'm gonna get arrested and he did and then the FBI said in that case quote the
Starting point is 00:44:44 Constitution can't be argued that was one of the deals and I don't know what he's calling for I need to get him on the show. So this is the Denver case that Alex was referencing earlier right which is weird because he was referencing it sort of abstractly and then this caller calls in yeah not in response to Alex's comment but brings up the guy that that case was about yeah it's nuts nice coincidence. So this guy's website is stanley2002.org because he's running for senate in Colorado as a libertarian at this point or did. Spoiler alert he didn't do too well. Oh he did somehow get 111 votes which is way more than I would have expected. I bet it was all from quote like-minded people. Could be part of why I'm shocked he got this many votes is because he's
Starting point is 00:45:30 clearly an insane person based on this caller and Alex's description of him but also because he got in a bit of trouble prior to the election due to some bad behavior in an online discussion about immigration. Sure. His behavior was apparently so offensive that his webmaster quit over it to which Stanley commented to the Rocky Mountain News quote Michelle is a very emotional woman surprise surprise in politics there might be emotional women. Wow seems like an asshole. Just wow you know yeah just those guys. So in this discussion about immigration for some reason Stanley decided to post a really offensive racist poem titled illegal. I can't find the full text to it but here's the part that's quoted in the Rocky Mountain
Starting point is 00:46:14 News quote welfare chicks welfare checks they keep you wealthy Medicaid it keeps you healthy buy and buy I got plenty thanks to you American dummy doesn't really rhyme necessarily but that's the beginning of it and apparently here's the last line from the poem quote we think America darn good place too darn good for the white man race if they know like us they can go got lots of room in Mexico. You know racist poetry has really fallen since a white man's burden you know like at least a white man's burden had a structure to it. So this this action did not sit well with folks the idea of contributing this racist poem to an online discussion about immigration. He's a few hundred years late he's a few hundred years late to that
Starting point is 00:47:06 being a great poem. Yeah so he took a little bit of a heat for that in the local press yeah maybe he went from 115 votes to 111. Jesus Christ. So the event that Alex and this caller are talking about isn't quite what they're making it out to be. Stanley had gotten arrested for open carrying a 357 at a campaign event which is illegal in the town that he was in. That would be one thing and maybe it could be a situation if that happened where you could appeal it and see if you get the law changed but Stanley's a real weirdo so he took a different route. He was set to start his 90 day sentence in jail that he got for this open carry violation but he didn't show up. Oh that's gonna go wrong. Instead he decided that he was gonna threaten the judges in town that if they didn't
Starting point is 00:47:50 overturn the verdict in his case he and his mutual defense pact militia would arrest them and try them for treason. He sent each of them notices and guess what this is way more illegal than open carrying. Oh yeah what even what about it. Well the court put in protective orders against him to ensure the safety of the judges. Orders which Stanley was explicit that he did not accept as real. This led to getting SWAT teams to have to protect the judges from the potential threat of this guy in his militias that he clearly believes are above the law. I mean hey you know. He he was sentenced to six years in jail and after the sentencing he was quoted as saying quote the only victim here is Rick Stanley on behalf of every American. I mean I was thinking that his
Starting point is 00:48:33 final words are going to be like what did I do. Yeah so that's this guy that's who they're talking about. I'm just out here trying to be a good dude. You guys are the ones going crazy. It's fun how these kinds of people and their clearly fucked up behavior right gets reinterpreted and repackaged on Alex's show as like yeah you know what he was just going to be a symbolic protest where he brought a gun to the courthouse. Totally. To say to bring attention to gun rights. He just wanted to let people know what was going on and then the FBI was like you can't use the Constitution. And then he was like I'm gonna kill these judges and I don't even know why people got mad. You know what was the problem in the first place. He was just open carrying a 357 magnet
Starting point is 00:49:16 at Magnum at a fucking political rally like people who are doing good things do. I honestly think that you know based on whatever I don't think him having the gun at his rally is necessarily the biggest deal and that's why he only would have gotten 90 days in jail for it. And could be the kind of wedge issue that Alex wants to present it as. Him having the gun at the rally could be the case that you use as a something to initiate a larger discussion about it. Yep. Threatening judges. That's where you went wrong. Yeah. You take the 90 day sentence you blow it way out of proportion you go 90 days they might as well be killing my child you know and then the second amendment blah blah blah you do all that. You
Starting point is 00:50:01 forget the part where you're threatening judges. Yeah. Yeah. But the threatening judges part where you go to jail for six years. That one's going to really hurt the other. And I think really the one of the parts that made the threats to the judges more problematic was that it was clearly you have to overturn my sentence or there's consequences. That's a threat. And you know clear your intentions clear. Right. And the fact that he was saying that he had the backing of this militia group. Those two things combined made the threat a little bit more difficult for him to not get in trouble. I mean ideologically libertarians are okay with extortion I guess so that's fine. Just speech man. Yeah it's just speech with a gun at your head.
Starting point is 00:50:44 So Alex gets another caller and man there's a lot of weirdos who are getting play and shoutouts on this episode. Hey the guy that just called from Idaho Dan I thought he was going to mention this guy. He's he's to me in my opinion is really important to he he is he got a strategy for a gradual transition a peaceful orderly transition back to the law of the land you know through attrition basically. But this guy knows the law and you never hear about him. You hear about Earl Schiff and all those guys which in my opinion they're distractors they're meant to mislead. You know the 16th amendment I do I agree it probably was not ratified. However what you don't need to go that route. There's there's a better way but I mean I understand
Starting point is 00:51:30 let me tell you the guy's name first Gary A. DeMott and they've got him in prison in Mississippi even though the first conviction was not executed because he got a jury trial instead of a trial by jury. Ah oh my god. So this is really exciting. Another person has a violence free plan on how to revert the government back to a law of the land situation which I guess probably has to be in sovereign citizenship. You just gotta go with guys just talking about like you know taxes being illegal and shit. Anyway Gary DeMott got arrested for filing fraudulent tax returns and helping other people file fraudulent tax returns but the larger picture of his career is that he's another really scary militia demagogue that tried to take over a county in Idaho. In 1996 he was the
Starting point is 00:52:16 head of a group called the Idaho Sovereignty Association which is naturally a sovereign citizen group. Apparently part of his belief system is that your constitutional rights are actually your property in a literal sense and each of them is worth a hundred thousand dollars. If you deprive someone of a right you owe them a hundred grand. All right well I like this. Sure I do. I do. I'm starting to like this idea. I guess you could sell your right then too like you know you could sell your third amendment. Modify all things. Then I've got a fetish for cutting off my own leg. I'm going to sell you my rights to keep it. Soldiers could be who could force you to put them up for a hundred thousand dollars. I think that's fine. I'll take that.
Starting point is 00:53:04 So this came into effect because there was a woman in the area whose husband had died and she had Alzheimer's. The judge in Ada County had assigned a guardian to take care of her which DeMott claimed was a violation of this woman's due process rights. Sure. I have no idea how he was connected to this woman and it's entirely possible he had no connection to her at all. Just found her. Yep I have no idea. Anyway DeMott was really mad about this so he gave notice that he and his group planned to arrest the judge Patricia Flanagan. But this wasn't all. He was also demanding that every other official needed to retake their oaths of office with the words so help me God added or they would risk being arrested by his militia. It was important
Starting point is 00:53:47 that these words be added because DeMott thinks that not having so help me God in there is a loop hole that allows these officials to commit perjury without it actually being perjury. Right. So from an article in the Associated Press from 1996 quote those who receive notices will have 10 days to take new oaths of office on September 28 town criers will read the names of those who have not complied with the steps from every county courthouse in Idaho. Unreal. I honestly like there's no way to solve this problem for good except I have a thought. How about we gather all of these people. All right. And if you're a militia person who does stuff like this you just get put under a giant dome you go to sleep all of a sudden you wake up you're in a giant dome real
Starting point is 00:54:35 lost scenario you know nobody knows what's going on but you're not in jail that's better right go live in your little utopia where you can be all like oh we're in the old west put them under a dome. I do think I think a Truman show of like it's the only way. Well and I think one of the things that would be interesting if you did that almost as like a social experiment is that these people would not get along. No they'd all be dead in short short period. If not dead they'd be threatening to arrest each other constantly. It would be a great like why not have Sovereign Citizen Island. Like why can't we have nice things. Well I think we had the idea for Grifter Island. Yeah exactly. At some point. We have a lot of islands that we needed. Well these people need
Starting point is 00:55:19 to be isolated from the rest of humanity. That's really the issue that we're dealing with. They shouldn't be harmed because they're just people trying to go about their day but they also can't interact with the rest of society because they're going to kill people. Well and if not kill people just waste every one fucking ruin everybody's day and terrify people. Yeah all the time. So he put out this order that everyone had to retake their oaths of office or they are going to get in trouble and then from there to my plan to arrest all the officials who didn't retake their oaths and Justice Flanagan. She was going down. He was going to do this with the help of Sheriff's deputies but if they didn't go along with the plan to not said he was going to arrest the Sheriff.
Starting point is 00:55:58 I was going to say you're you're he's already getting the that my my order my marching orders only come by a threat not by any established authority. And I love the like Sheriff is the highest law of the land thing but also if he doesn't go along with me I'll just fucking kill him. Yeah anyway this guy's a tax protester sovereign citizen proponent to try to create plans to take over a county in Idaho in the mid 90s. A lot of old school. That was just the thing at the time. You know a lot of old school weirdos on this episode. I mean you know gay people have a fetish for cannibalism. Sovereign citizens have a fetish for overthrowing elected local government by way of administrative threats. Yes exactly. Yuck. Everybody knows this. This is just one of those
Starting point is 00:56:44 things. Yeah. So in this next clip Alex is complaining about Patriot shows other Patriot shows and how they're like knitting circles for Patriots. I hate him. And he doesn't like the drama. But I would say that at the end of this clip Alex gives a piece of advice that he himself should have taken. Listen to me for just a second. They're right. Almost all the shows are basically sewing circles for people in one particular sliver of the Patriot movement. And yes they know what they're talking about. Yes they're as on as anybody can be. Yes they're aware of what's going on. I wasn't talking about Mr Stanley when I said that that government violence. What I was saying was is that they use things like marches on Washington
Starting point is 00:57:31 and things like that to backfire against us. And they're very dangerous. Oh they use things to backfire on us. Not we are a bunch of idiots who have bad ideas that when they are put into practice even we are forced to acknowledge they're so fucking stupid. Look you know they try and get us to take over counties in Idaho. They trick us into doing the things that we say are a good idea. And then when it turns out they're bad ideas it's probably their fault. Probably. It's gotta be. Yeah. But I think it's interesting that in 2003 Alex had a pretty strong like don't go to March on Washington. Amazing. Just amazing. Could have used that insight. It's just you just never it's never not there. You know. Yeah. So on this episode he took a lot of calls and I did get the sense
Starting point is 00:58:20 that he was getting annoyed at them. Yeah. But it wasn't it wasn't like there were never any real blow ups. Sure. But there were you know the are you having a feud with another caller. Yeah. The fuck are you talking about that that moment. Then when these people are bringing up these other folks like Gary Demott and Rick Stanley Alex is kind of being like hey don't don't bring up other people on my show. I'm a patriot. There is a little bit of him being like God I wish my callers weren't also stupid as though or I wish they weren't promoting other people. Sure. Sure. But I mean like I wish they were more my you know I wish they weren't they should be on my team for my show instead of throwing wrenches in it every time. Whatever it is it's a slight disappointment. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah. So Alex addresses that. I just I don't know. It's Friday last segment and I've been I got a headache today. I've been a little grumpy at the callers. I'm sorry. I'm just mad at the New World Order folks. I am I'm kind of like an alligator just snapping in all different directions here because I'm so mad at the New World Order the anti New World Order alligator. I'm not going to do I'm not going to be like oh I'm having a bad day or oh I'm hungover. I'm never going to do that again. I'm just going to be like listen I'm sorry I snapped at you. I'm an alligator. I'm just so mad at the New World Order. I'm like an alligator. I'm an alligator. I can't stop snapping because of the New World Order. Yeah. I think I think though like if you hear that it sounds more
Starting point is 00:59:51 genuine. It sounds more sincere than his like apologies for outbursts in the present day. Like there there is like yeah I believe he has a headache and I obviously don't think that he's just mad at the New World Order and that's why he's being snippy with these callers. I think I think he's probably you know hey we're about to have a weekend. Yeah. I've mentally checked out of here. I got a headache. Right. Some of these people are dicks but I'm going to take the high road and be like I'm just mad at the New World Order. Sorry guys. I don't mean to be an asshole. Right. That seems like a like a like a human thing. It's an olive branch. You know. Hey yeah we're all good. Yeah. So we have one last clip here and it's at the end of the show. Alex
Starting point is 01:00:33 who wants to touch back on this this cannibals thing. Sure. Well you gotta. And yeah I think you can kind of get a sense of what's going on here. All right. And folks I read about these homosexuals they go down to Mexico to have a leg cut off and then they lovingly slight salami meat off of it and bolognese and have little parties and rolling stone which is liberal said my gosh a third of the gay man homosexuals in San Francisco want AIDS. I mean folks you talk about destructive lifestyle. I'll be arrested as a hate criminal for saying wanting to be killed and eaten is wrong. And the liberal groups are saying it's their right to be killed and eaten if they want to and we're wrong to it. I'm serious. Whatever. Just just fine. OK. OK. I'm wrong.
Starting point is 01:01:20 I'm an extremist. OK. I guess this is wholesome then. So this is what I was talking about earlier the strategic aspect of this. There's a stupid game that Alex is playing and he knows exactly what he's doing and what kind of response he's likely to elicit. He's not talking about this case of the German cannibal as it really exists. He's using it as a data point to attack the entire population of gay people by applying the facts of this one cannibal to the entire community. He knows what he's doing and his goal is to malign and dehumanize gay people. He knows that people will see through that and he's going to get some criticism for it which he'll just say is people trying to insist that he's a bigot because he doesn't want people to
Starting point is 01:01:59 eat each other. It's a simple sleight of hand trick where he's trying to mask the homophobia that's behind his rhetoric with this. They say I'm such a bigot because I don't like cannibals. Oh here I am using one story to denigrate an entire group of people without any connection between the two whatsoever. And now people are calling me a bigot. What's next for the left. I do probably. I obviously wasn't paying super close attention to things in 2003 around cannibal news. But I would bet that there were at least some people who were saying that like you do have a right to agree to have yourself eaten. Sure. But I would guess that a lot of them are libertarians. Yeah. I was gonna. I would say that's a fundamental aspect of self ownership. Yeah. You own yourself.
Starting point is 01:02:52 And you can sell your leg for a hundred thousand dollars for food. Uh huh. I guess that's fine if you're a libertarian. Right. I would. I would assume so. Yeah. It's a it's a as long as you're not entering into it as a like being coerced into the contract. I don't see why libertarians would have a problem with that. If a libertarian can sell his kidney on the black market then I should be able to sell my leg on the black market. Right. Yeah. And if it's for a transplant how is that any different than someone eating it. Totally. Like maybe it's a type of eating. Maybe it offends your sensibilities. Sure. Why should your sensibilities rule how. I mean how do you think a Christian scientist would feel about you taking an organ and putting it in somebody else's body. That would
Starting point is 01:03:31 be very unhappy with it. Probably. Yeah. It's a matter of perspective. Indeed. So I think that there probably were some voices that were like that. But Alex is mischaracterizing it as like the entire left is just like yeah I'm ready for eating people. Man. But that's because he knows that if people catch on to the game. Yeah. The homophobic game that he's playing. He has that in his back pocket as like a preemptive defense. Right. And it's it's it's I hesitate to call it smart. But there's a craft to it. There's a little bit of a strategy. It's cunning. Not not smart. It's it's like it's like what you would describe a rat as having not intelligence but it's a low it's a low level of cunning. Yes. It's just recognizing the likely consequences of the
Starting point is 01:04:18 the rhetoric that you're disseminating. Yeah. And planning in advance to not have to own the consequences. Right. Right. It is. It is fun though to make up stereotypes that are that bad shit crazy. Like I mean as it is offensive and it is bigoted. Yeah. But at the same time if there was like a Def Jam comic in the 90s who was like man you ever notice how gay people be eating legs like this. And you'd be like yeah that's that's insane man. That's the craziest fucking stereotype I've ever heard. That's insane. Yeah. If I saw it I wouldn't think that joke was funny. No you'd be like what is happening. I would be intrigued. What are you talking about sir. Yeah. But for Alex it's it's a little bit less intriguing because you know what it's rooted in.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Yeah. Yeah. It's just pure bigotry but but for an absurdist. Yeah. Yeah. So we come to the end of this 2003 episode and you know I think that Cannibal's got a lot of attention. They not enough anymore. I'd say they they had their run deep homophobia running throughout this and the colors are much more interesting I think in the past than in the present. Yeah. And that's because I think that a lot of them are like really interested in weird fringe militia E communities. Yeah. And so they bring some of that sensibility to Alex's show whereas now he doesn't take a whole lot of colors. Most of them just pair it back to him what he said. Yeah. And then other ones are sometimes it's just a plug for his products. Right. And then there's like
Starting point is 01:05:58 Carlos from Canada calls in every fucking time Alex takes calls and you know it's just it's it's not it's not like this. Yeah. I mean it is. I almost said cute but I think the word I'm thinking of is quaint. Like all of these callers are almost quaint like look at you with your this guy this guy from Denver is leading a militia. That's cute. Well you know it's it's you know what it is even beyond quaintness it feels like a sustainable ecosystem. Yeah. Yeah. It hasn't self selected out for lunatics. Well I mean in a way even though it's a bigoted show and you know obviously everything is really saying is stupid or awful it doesn't feel destined for collapse. No. No it really doesn't. There's not there's not like a feeling of it doesn't feel destined for success either.
Starting point is 01:06:54 This show kind of feels like if this if this exact show happened every day with an audience of like two hundred thousand people it could have gone on forever. You know like this could have just been played out every day for the rest of our lives. No one would have really known about it but him and the two hundred thousand people and it would have been fine. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. But but here we are his ambitions. What are you going to do like Icarus's wings flew him too close to the sun. If only it weren't a pattern that played out every single fucking day. You know what the problem was. What he got in bed with Mr. Blood. That was that was where it all fell apart. That's the beginning of the end for him. Mr. Blood and Mr. Gold. So Jordan we'll be back on episode on
Starting point is 01:07:40 Monday probably back to the present day but we'll see if Alex's vacation lasts the rest of the week. Maybe he's in the forest for good. Could be. And then the show will become all low and shroyer all the time. No we'll see. But until then we have a website. We do it's knowledge fight dot com. We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan. Yep. We'll be back. But until then I'm Neo I'm Leo I'm DZX Clark. I'm Dr. Marbles. And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

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