Knowledge Fight - #818: June 9, 2023
Episode Date: June 16, 2023Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones reacted to the news that Trump got indicted again. In this installment, Alex espouses disgusting ideas about Michelle Obama, and about a stabbing i...n France. Also, gremlins may be real.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to knowledge fight I'm damn
I'm Jordan, we're good dudes like to sit around
Wishing for the ultra-saleen and talk a little bit about Alex Jude. Oh
Indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan. I have a quick question for you
So what's your rights about today you go first? My rights about Dan. I finally saw John Wick for hmm the most recent
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since I was born. True. There has been the staple style of movie since I was born true
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Just Constantine yeah, one of the greats, but yeah, yeah, I got so bummed out when I saw I didn't know
I don't know that comic book. I watched the movie and his name being John Constantine bothered me
book. I watched the movie and his name being John Constantine bothered me. I don't like that is I don't like that it was his second name. Yeah, his surname. Yeah, and also I didn't like that it
was John. Hmm. It's found that to be a soft name. I've never been able to hear the full name and not
immediately in my head go, Oh, you mean Johnstantine? That's what I just can't not do it. I don't like it
when something has a name of something
and it's the person's name and it's ridiculous.
Like John Constantine or Dr. House, like House MD,
like I don't like that his name is House.
Sure, sure.
It's not good.
What would you prefer his name was?
You know anything else that's not a noun.
Anything else.
Yeah.
I want to pro, I want to pro noun, not a noun.
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I think I'd have the same problems. Yeah, you think so. Well, it is the exact same issue and his name is Greg
Greg House
Anyways, what's your bright spot house?
Love it name the best. I don't know. I was struggling actually to think of a bright spot
But I guess you know Selene the cat has always been a bit of a wet food
Snob sure
And I switched up the dry food that I give her and she likes it a lot more
Yeah, and I'm starting to think that maybe I had just been giving her the wrong dry food
Oh, you just didn't like that. Okay, so that's kind of a bright spot. And as much as I don't have to always give her wet food
to make her happy, she seems quite into this.
Oh, that's nice.
That's, you know what, even after all these years,
you can still learn and grow with your partner.
And I think that's great.
I also feel a little bit, maybe bummed out
that maybe I've been giving her food she doesn't like
for this whole time and just thinking,
she doesn't like dry food. She doesn't speak English. That is true. That is a constant
problem for communication between us. It is on her. I've tried so many times to teach her English.
All cats know how to speak English and they just refuse to. I have a hunch. Yeah. That is okay.
It's just it's just fact. So Jordan today we're going to be talking about the present of course
and Alex's response to Trump being indicted. Sure. So we're going to be talking about the present of course and Alex's response to drop being indicted sure
We're gonna be going over June 9th
2023
His response is you know similar to what you'd expect basically
Okay, I wasn't gonna be like well
I mean hey if you hide that many weird documents in a bathroom. I think that's on you
Hey, when some you. I mean, really?
This one I think would be fine if everybody was like,
Jesus, look at all those fucking boxes in your bathroom.
It is not an indictment of your crimes.
I mean, it's an indictment of your character.
The boxes in the basement and bathroom and all this shit.
Yeah, that's all good and well.
Yeah, I mean, it's not.
But like, leaving that aside, even the recordings that they have me on the wild, just wild.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel, I feel like I have, I'm not impartial, obviously.
Sure.
But I feel like I have enough ability to gain some distance
and look at things objectively
that I think any president, any elected official,
even if I loved them, and I saw that kind of stuff,
I'd be like, well, come on, man.
Yeah, I know, you gotta get out here.
Yeah.
This one's on you.
You gotta be gone now.
This is just not complicated.
Yeah, I have an affinity for Obama,
and if that was something that was recorded of him,
I would take very well.
Go.
Imagining Bernie got elected afterwards.
What are you doing with all those boxes in your fucking bathroom?
Just to give them back.
And showing them to people and being like,
it's bad for me to show this to you.
I mean, it is insane.
It is a cartoon of a crime committed.
It is.
It is a bananas.
It is.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah, I would actually really respect Alex if he was like,
man, well, at a certain point you got to cut things.
I think yeah.
Yeah, sooner or later, listen, this is, let's, let's,
remember when we were all found out, like, oh, he's got
confidential documents and then the conversation turned
into like, well, you know, the government, he's got like
three or four, it's no big deal.
He's got like three or four, it's no big deal.
He's got like three or four, it's no big deal. He's got like three or four, it's no big deal. He's got like three or four, it's no big deal. He's got like three or four, it's no big deal. He's got like three or four Classifies too many things. It's an over classification problem. He probably just took some stuff
He didn't even know it was that class. This is absurdly classified shit. Yes, he's got it in his fucking bathroom and boxes
And he's showing it to be some of the stuff is top secret
It's like war plans
Some of it's like war plans What are you doing?
Oh my god.
It's absurd.
Yeah, it is.
And the case is pretty, I feel open and shut.
I don't know, I don't know.
How do you play for a jury, the sound of a man's voice going,
Look at this crime I'm committing.
You and me, I'm committing this crime at you.
You are part of this crime.
We are committing a crime together.
And then not go, do you expect me to find you not guilty?
Look, the Soros.
All right, now you're listed, okay.
Yeah, so Alex has a tough time really responding
to this and any meaningful way.
So he does some of the things that you might expect side road distractions.
Sure.
A little bit of what about games?
Any other people commit crimes?
Right.
Uh, and so we'll, we'll experience the long and short of it here in a moment.
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I don't like that one at all.
And I probably would have not allowed it.
Had it not been in your email that you sent to me
that I'm cold reading.
I got the only reason that I allowed it
is because they apologize profusely.
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Okay.
So it's like, I don't know what to do.
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but I am, but I mean, I'm not.
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One of the great occasions of our witchcraftery.
Yeah, that one's, that one's almost,
like simulation breaking, you know,
that one is almost like, okay guys,
we can wrap this up.
I try not to think about any instances of things
that we've said just fucking around
that end up like becoming correct or anything.
Not cool. Cause there's no meaning to it. Nope, you know, we were, we were dicking around. Yes. of things that we've said just fucking around that end up like becoming correct or anything.
Not because there's no meaning to it.
Nope.
You know, we were we were dicking around.
Yes.
We were not like trying to make a very we were like there are sincere coincidences that are
kind of weird and you know, maybe there's if you go back through our catalog, there are
a few of them.
Right.
But I think as funny as does prediction, COVID accidentally, that one is while making fun of a project.
Camelot episode.
That one is pretty funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's a little bit like, you know, we're the, we're the relief pitcher who's suddenly
been asked to take a, take an at bat, you know, which never happens.
And we're going up there fucking around and we're just like, fuck it.
And we call our shot.
Uh-huh.
Who cares?
I'm not giving a shit.
And then you accidentally hit it there and you're like, well, I didn't, that's, that's
a complete coincidence.
Don't put us up to bat.
Complete coincidence.
Do not ask me to do this ever again.
Yeah.
So here we go.
We're going to start here on the ninth and this is where Alex is at.
Well, I knew that we're going to endite Trump, but when they did it, it was still a punch
in the stomach. When I'm going to do my best here today, Robert Stodes come up about 25 minutes to really
go through the meat and potatoes of this, because I've been watching a lot of the other
pundits and political analysts that are some of the smartest people out there that I know,
they still don't get the full import of this, and how serious and dangerous this is and
how reckless this is. This is the first
time in U.S. history in our 250 years, roughly, that a former or current president has been
indicted by a federal grand jury. Now, you then look at this Jack Smith character. He's
known for false prosecutions. In fact, a record a record he's a young prosecutor
comparatively for having his high profile prosecutions overturned. So I would suggest to Alex
a much better strategy to use that's in line with the brand that he tries to embody is that
with the brand that he tries to embody, is that in 250 years, this has never been done.
Maybe it should be done more.
If presidents and past presidents do wildly illegal things,
then they should be subject to the law.
Yeah, no, I mean, that should be in line
with his no kings shit.
This is part of the thing.
We should all be celebrating this
because it's the first time that we're actually admitting that there is an actual aristocracy and a
fucking
overarching class and that they are finally being held accountable through this one idiot.
It does introduce the question. I think that is probably a relevant question to ask that is where is the line of what
that is where is the line of what, you know, like presidential prudence
or decency towards past elected officials,
where is the line of what should be prosecutable?
You know what I mean?
Like some decisions that you make in office
probably should get you in jail.
Sure, but maybe you can't,
because you have to make a decision
and there was no good decision.
Sure.
Maybe that, you know, that's a difficult thing
because that is a situation
where by virtue of the office,
maybe we shouldn't hold you accountable and responsible
as a civilian in your personal life.
Sure.
This is pretty different.
This is clearly on the other side of that line,
but there is a line somewhere.
And I think that that is a relevant conversation to have.
It's not the one that's being had, but.
No, no, no, no. I think the obvious, I think that that is a relevant conversation to have. It's not the one that's being had, but- No, no, no, no.
I think the obvious, I think what should happen,
very simply, is that every elected official
should be put on trial immediately after leaving office.
And they should have to defend themselves.
And I, no, no, no.
Trial by combat.
No, no, no.
I mean, I think you're right.
There are people who have made bad decisions
who should not be held accountable for the result you're thinking of a defending
your life situation who should have to because i bet a lot of our elected
officials wouldn't do as great as they think they would and maybe if you were
held accountable you wouldn't act as shittily while you're in office maybe i
mean i think i think that some uh... level of accountability of public
officials is a positive thing.
And I don't know, I don't think everybody necessarily, like, I don't know yet.
Your suggestions is fairly interesting.
Well, I mean, I don't know what the mechanics of it would be, but I do think the idea of
having a post-mortem at the end of your term.
You should.
It is maybe healthy to take account of the time
that you were in office.
Sure.
And maybe that would be even very helpful for historians
and for people like, put it all out there.
And not just that, not just that,
but think about you've got four years in office
of the president, right?
And you're gonna have to have a trial
even if you wanna get re-elected.
Oh boy.
All right, four years.
Now while you're in office, you got to be thinking,
is this going to be in my trial in only four years?
Yeah.
You know what the other problem of that, though, too,
is that you do get into a case where the people
who are doing those trials, if corruptible,
as all humans are, you run the difficulty
of creating a greater oligarchy, it has the
ability to intimidate acting presidents into not acting a certain way in fear of what
would happen in their trial.
Oh, naturally.
So then we got to put those people on trial.
That's kind of the, we wound up in a who watches the Watchman scenario awful fast.
Yeah, awful fast.
The point though is that there, you know, some measure of accountability towards public officials
is a positive thing.
Yeah, no.
And if you're Alex and you have this
ranked distrust of politicians and all this shit,
I don't understand why you would be on the other side of that,
except if your brand is fraudulent.
I mean, it seems so crazy to me, not least of which,
when people say that, like it's a monumental event in the either direction, it's like, man, do you know American history?
Most of our presidents could have caught a charge for half the shit they did.
And maybe it's monumental based on the way we've done things in the past, but it's not
monumental on its face.
No, no.
It is only monumental because maybe we haven't done
the right things previously.
Exactly, like the teapot dome, like when that went down,
yeah, exactly, let's go all the way back.
Let's take it away from like permanence
or like present time that we've got political arguments
or whatever, let's go all the way back.
That was just some corrupt ass shit that went down
and nobody really got any kind of like charge for it.
People got embarrassed and the wrong people got fired.
Someone should have caught a case.
Exactly.
You can't call it a scandal.
It was a giant crime.
So I think that Alex is pointing this finger here at Jack Smith
because he has, there's no other real defense.
You've got to just try and smear the person doing the prosecution.
Yeah.
And, you know, that's great,
but it's just kind of like a shiny thing
to distract the audience's attention away.
And that's one of his primary tactics that he uses.
Just throwing shade at Jack Smith.
So addition, same backdrop, the same day that broke.
This Jack Smith character
who hasn't even lived in
the United States for the last decade he is a UN war crimes prosecutor and he's
been on the tribunals because you don't get jury trials with the UN you get a
tribunal of these black jobs wait and of course they can't get a lot of
experiments they just poison the death in his So, and this guy worked on that.
What?
This guy worked on Milosevic?
I...
So, his to Alex's timeline is completely whacked.
Oh yeah?
So, Jack Smith accepted a position at the Hague in late 2017,
prosecuting charges of war crimes in Kosovo.
Slow-but-on-Milosevic died in 2006,
while his trial was ongoing. He was
posthumously convicted, but regardless, he wasn't poisoned in his cell and Smith had nothing to do
with that prosecution. Plus, whenever Alex has Francis Boyle on his show to spread COVID misinformation,
one of the big brags in his bio is that he helped with the prosecution of Molosevic. So Alex is
trying to have it both ways here. For Boyle, that's a huge feather in his cap, but for Smith who wasn't even involved,
it's somehow a stain on his reputation.
This kind of move is possible because nothing means anything to Alex,
and things are only true or false to the extent that they're useful for him in the moment.
Yeah.
This is nonsense.
And not least of which, the man calls for tribunals for executing people all the goddamn time.
Talking Fauci?
Yeah, I mean, we're just all the time.
All the time.
But most of them haven't committed war crimes.
Fair enough, huh?
Right, I mean, like the inconsistency there
with the Francis Boyle is just, is glaring.
Like you're against tribunals.
Yay.
Yeah.
Use that consistently then.
Shit on Francis Boyle. No, no, U.N. in the war crimes prosecution.
He was involved with the good ones.
Oh, okay, the same one that Alex is shooting at me.
Okay, well, yes, he was involved with the same good one.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, it was a counter coup against the prosecution
of Milosevic.
The fun part about subdivisions is that they can just keep going.
You can keep getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
Right, and he gets silly.
Yeah. So, Jack it gets silly. Yeah.
So Jack Smith, obviously a UN Shithead
from 2006, except that he started in the Hague in 2017.
Yes.
So there's all this, but then also what about his wife?
Won't you consider Jack Smith's wife?
No, of course not.
Alex does.
Does that sound what?
No.
No, refused.
So, and this guy worked on that so
if you want to get your neck broken in your new york federal cell he's a guy
if you want to kill some of the cell easier guy
you want to set up stuff easier guy then he is why visit some vicious lip
card
but produces all these uh...
anti american
t-shirts and movies and documentaries
including the netflix
big-mic special
on uh...
michelle i mean
obama calls you
michael his his wife michael
in two different speeches with the clips coming up
you'll be
my my my my wife michael
so show it's all just a big joke in our face.
Talk about rubbing it in our face.
So yeah, Jack Smith's wife was involved with the documentary about Michelle Obama.
Okay.
And so that's where we're going with this.
Alex hasn't, he doesn't mention any other examples of these anti-American shows.
Sure, sure.
And what have you, but he does get into just this outrageous
transphobia about Michelle being big mic. Yeah, and you know, it's it's transphobic in one sign
So then you know, you also have to recognize the racism implicit in it of the masculineizing black women
Yep, that is something that is a trend that is involved in racist discourse and rhetoric.
And, you know, that is where Alex goes.
He has this delegitimizing of Jack Smith based on vague accusations about his career.
And then almost everything else becomes this horrendous shit about Michelle Obama.
Yeah.
It's, if you were somebody who was looking at this with any critical eye and you were like,
well, this is how Alex is responding to this indictment,
you're like, wow, he has nothing.
Yeah.
This is all superfluous nonsense.
I mean, in the only, I mean, I don't think it was self-aware
inexplicably, but the thing that Trump said about how like,
oh, I was talking about the, and nobody gave a shit.
Then I start saying,
trans stuff and all of you go,
ape shit, going crazy.
Ah!
And it's like, yeah, Alex is doing the same thing.
Mm-hmm.
I got nothing, nothing, nothing.
So I'll go hate trans people
and it'll do the job.
Sure.
And you'll shift onto these other conversations
that you'll try and take the feelings
that you inflame in
your audience and all this and then sort of try and place that onto the indictment when
it has nothing to do with it.
No.
His wife being involved in a documentary has nothing to do with this prosecution.
Nope.
And last, I mean, like, if that's the case, if it's the case that everything that your spouse does
has implicit impacts on everything that you do,
that's a standard, I don't think Alex wants
to apply to the world, like it's just, it's ridiculous.
It is absurd, I mean, it is ridiculous.
Because they're two people, not one person,
the two individual people.
Right, yeah.
Yep.
So Alex has nothing, but he also wants to touch
on the fires in Canada,
Sure, because why not?
Because why not?
They're all Antifa.
I'm sorry?
Yeah, so burning?
Maybe not, but Antifa did all the ones in America
that last time that Alex lied about this.
Right. And so yeah, now it's the call.
And now they're in, yeah.
Okay.
So it's all completely Kukuland.
These people are not going to stop.
And civilization, as we know, can end it anytime.
So we're not about the satellite footage and images confirming what major forestry former
office best.
Come on and set again. I mean mean former deputy heads of the forestry service
former deputy heads of the firefighting service have come out and said listen
you don't have 25 fires break out in one hour hundreds of miles apart.
Somebody's setting these and then the government isn't going out and battling them.
And then the government isn't going out and battling them. It's all part of the crisis creation.
So Chuck E. Schummer says, pass our carbon tax rules, shut down more US power plants, that
will put the fires out in Canada.
No, if you wait till there's dry weather in high winds and you send a team of 10 people
out to set three or four fires a piece and you know who it is.
It's a leftist call to forest rangers. That's who's doing it. I'm sorry. Set the damn fires and all over the country.
It's just 25 fires set in a hundred square miles in one area of eastern Canada. It's the whole country got lit on fire last week.
And over the dozen anti-families got caught setting fires
That's the police catching them. They didn't uh, yeah, that's all made up
Everything Alex is saying is just made up
Abstractions of his own yeah, I mean I mean go ahead. Sorry. I'm not saying that it's not possible
And in fact, I'm what a leftist cult of Rangers. No, I'm sure that that there's got to be at least one forest ranger out there who's just like,
wow, it's better than line cook.
But every forest ranger that I've ever interacted with
or like experience, extremely passionate about the forest.
Yeah.
Of all the things they would set on fire.
I'm not saying they wouldn't set anything on fire,
but none of them would be the forest.
Yeah.
So I mean, this is just the exact same story as the last
time Alex lied about fires and stuff. It comes down to lightning in dry areas that can
have a battle start fires. There's a lot of accidental fires from cigarette butts, fireworks,
and the like. Well, that provides the exact circumstances where the fires get worse.
Right.
But then, you know, obviously there are every now and again,
a couple of arson's.
Sure.
Sometimes it's someone setting a fire for fun.
Sometimes it's somebody burning something and then it accidentally
catches some wilderness.
There are instances of arson's.
And you know, in terms of the Canadian fires,
I wouldn't be surprised if maybe one or two were set
intentionally by somebody, maybe not to start a wildfire.
Sure, sure.
But you know, that's just a reality of the world.
We've seen it happen with birth reveals,
or gender reveals, or whatever, yeah.
So I mean, but that would be more categorized
in the accidental stuff,
and that does also happen.
Sure.
Yeah.
It's pretty ridiculous what Alex is suggesting.
And like someone like Chuck Schumer
isn't saying, hey, turn off power plants
and it'll stop these fires.
So you know, just the element that you're talking about.
The climate change that's exacerbated
by our consumption and such is creating the circumstances
where these fires are worse.
Yeah.
And it's not going to be an on-off switch, but there's things we can do to make the damage
lesser.
Yeah, I'm not doing those things.
Yeah, to a certain extent, this is just, it's like, yeah, man, here we are.
This is what we've done.
Not much to say beyond, get ready for more.
So when I hear somebody with these outlandish theories
and these ideas of teams of leftist cult members
who are in the forestry service,
I like to generally listen to other things they say.
Sure.
I engage their credibility about just ideas about the world.
That's fair.
And so this should be taken as sort of like, hey, if you want to believe that stuff, how
about this?
They're gremlins.
I don't know if gremlins really exist.
They don't roll over to the climate.
They saw them.
Oh boy.
Roll over to the two.
They're like little green men breaking equipment on the plains.
But what the hell they're doing?
They get, would appear in a green fog and start wrecking equipment.
I like look a lot.
Lost megacombs.'re literally talking about the toilet
Green men popping up back yards huge blind saucers crashing the police said they saw it too. There's a bad
I can't wait to play
Subskittin really weird folks
Stuff's getting really kuku now. I don't know Grimmlands are real
But the Democratic Party and the communist are Grimmlands. Yes, the Grimmlands might be real
I don't know if Gremlins are real,
but I do know they are Gremlins.
Yeah, they might be real.
That's a deep statement in a very strange way.
Yeah.
So I like to talk about like big green men in backyards
and UFO in Las Vegas.
And that's just a hoax that happened.
So there a little while back,
somebody called in to the Las Vegas police and said that there
were eight, nine feet tall people in their backyard.
Sure.
And they were aliens or something.
Right.
They believed them to be aliens.
And the police showed up and there had been a shooting star that they'd seen.
And so the police showed up and talked to them.
And actually, if you watch the footage
of it, it's kind of funny because the cop, as they're leaving, because they don't find anything,
obviously, he's like, Hey, yeah, the next time if you see huge eight foot dog man, don't call us,
deal with that yourself. Look, all right. If anybody was taking this seriously, that is not
something that he would would say. Yeah. So it's maybe people were on drugs.
Sure.
Maybe possible.
So anyway, what happened is the audio of this phone call,
this 911 call, and the reality of the fact
that there was video of the police going out
to talk to these people was then repackaged
with someone who made a CGI video of a big alien
someone's backyard and Alex has walled for this.
I, you know what? This is really casting down on the leftist forest ranger cult. Yeah.
It is, it is making it very hard to believe him about any other things.
But then what do you think about Grimlands? Well, I don't know if they're real,
but I do know who are they.
Don't feed them.
I've never seen Grimlands.
Never seen Grimlands?
Yep.
Not even Grimlands too?
Nope, really.
Never.
That's not one of them that everyone tells me to watch
and I'm about to.
Like John Wick and Spider-Ferrace.
You'll be fine.
I would suggest seeing Grimlands too, but that's just more for fun. You like that batch? Spider-Fly. You'll be fine. I would suggest seeing Grablins too,
but that's just more for fun.
You like that, Batch?
Yeah.
All right.
So Alex could have been in the movies, as we know.
Star Lord almost Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy.
He was this close to an Oscar for his star turn in a scanner darkly,
where he was in like 10 seconds of the movie.
And he's been in so many Hollywood parties
and he's been offered so many roles
that he's just turned down because he's like,
I mean, you guys are clearly evil
and I'm going to sell my soul.
They literally ask him to pledge himself to the devil
in order to get any roles.
Right.
He was also one of the most sought after voice actors
until he started criticizing Obama
and then Obama shut him down
Mm-hmm, and so here is like a little sample of his acting range
He doesn't impression of a deputy UN head here. I think is is stellar. Okay
The deputy
He's like and we will teach you Americans that you're not telling us if you engage in speech and enough that
that you're not challenging us. If you engage in speech and enough leg, you have your arrested. And this is a real quote. So we are watching your Americans very closely. And you will eat
the dogs and you will give us a cheer. Oh, and we're going to touch the daughters and rest
officers. It's all been you will. And we're closing half the Dutch farms and Ireland is passing laws and you will not
have any food anymore.
And we bring in the Muslims to stab the children at the pot.
Good stabsy babies.
So how do you like it? That's your election. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a little bit of that, right? And then after that, he lost it. I was just trying to do a hoity-toity,
I believe, accent of some sort.
And he was getting into just like vague,
non-sec orders from Klaus Schwab's stories.
Right, and then he dipped into the soros
because he just can't stop himself.
Yeah, I mean, he's good.
What can you say?
He's got the jobs.
I think he studied with Stanislavski.
You think so?
Yeah.
I don't know enough about this.
Other acting coach things people say.
Del Close.
Yeah.
He's a real yes-and-er.
I think he was one of the original UCB guys. You think so? Yeah. Oh, okay. So it was it was Matt Walsh and Alex Jones.
Yep. All right. I think so. Okay. That sounds right. Yeah. Didn't you see him in the show?
Because you know if you watch the old UCB show, you'll see like Paul Sheer is in the audience
of one of the the sketches. Yeah. They're doing like Paul Sheer is in the audience of one of the sketches.
Yeah. That they're doing when they needed like a bunch of people. So you can see like Andy
Daley and like some of these other people that you wouldn't know their names until much later.
Alex Jones is in that. Do you know what else? He was and a lot of people don't know this,
but now that after the January 6th thing has come out, he was a writer on Mr. Show too.
Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he wrote the little Donnie sketch. know this, but now that after the January 6th things come out, he was a writer on Mr. Show too.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he wrote the little Donnie sketch from UCB.
All right.
Okay.
So Alex thinks that maybe God should just destroy the world.
Okay.
Because things have gone too far.
Glory for it there.
Trump has been indicted.
Sure. Yeah, just fucking destroy the world. Yeah, okay
And yeah, a large part of the public can't find their ass in both hands
But those people don't matter
They're just your stooges, but the thinking people every color race
gender you name it know exactly what's going on and
You guys are not gonna get away with this. But I'll
give it to you. You may just destroy the planet and you know what? Let's just start over.
It's kind of like me. You have set a month ago. All right. Let's just have a nuclear war.
I mean, at a certain point, let's just kill all the Russians and kill all of us and they'll
get me, but they'll get the globalist to
Well, okay, you know what absolutely before you cut off more children's penises and everything
God maybe it is just time to just wipe our wipe us off the face of the earth and if I get stepped on the process I'll just kiss kiss your foot while it stops me flutter in the pancake
But you know what the children don't deserve that's we got a fight to preserve civilization, but I gotta tell you I
Wouldn't blame God. I didn't mean to blow this whole thing up
But God's sparing it for the children and wants to see we're gonna do in this situation
But I can tell you right now we've forgotten God if I were a curse nation and
The feds are crazy crazy little on fact fact no kids died in the flood in the Bible
Oh, yeah, well God doesn't want to hurt no women no kids. That's that's God's rule
You know if you've read the Bible. It's very much. Yeah, you know, he's like a assassin with a code
Yeah, weird. Yeah, so we're in that headspace. Yeah
Maybe midved have is right that we should have a fucking nuclear war.
Yeah, let's kill everybody, but we're not going to do it because the children don't deserve it or what.
But maybe we should.
Maybe got you.
Kill everybody.
Maybe that's what God wants.
That's what he's gonna know.
God protect the kids.
Oh, we have a very strange God who puts us here and then won't kill us all because of the kids, I guess.
I don't know.
The God is strange when the head is strange.
Yeah.
When Alex is the person who's interpreting God,
that's where it gets strange.
Yeah, we all have our own kind of God inside of us,
each and the only one that I'm scared of is Alex's.
I'm really terrified of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Alex is terrified.
Yep.
So Alex, I think his audience is mostly not thrilled with Trump.
Don't want him to be a leader.
The vaccines, real serious problem.
Again, he's a great big murderer if they're, if they're cosmology is true.
Yeah, our FK junior, maybe somebody who's interesting,
DeSantis, kind of soft, maybe not the kind of person we, we necessarily need.
We do.
No real good, fascist, strong man,
appearing for them as a leader.
Not yet.
Necessarily.
Yeah.
So, I have indicated that I think the smart thing
for Alex to do is burn Trump.
Just be done with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think that an indictment, maybe a good offer,
maybe a good place to just say, fuck it.
I mean, did you say just, it's, it, here's the thing.
This is the most visually easy to explain crime.
I think you can imagine.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, fine.
He had confidential documents that he brought home with him.
I can't just show what I'm saying.
Is it a, is it a manila folder?
Is it a, is it something that he was taking care of?
Was it in his desk?
Did he, no.
Giant boxes, just like you'd see at a shitty run office
in the bathroom.
Yeah.
That's just gotta stop.
Well, I mean, like I would say, you know,
the New York Times described my apartment as rumbled
and it's fair. There's a bit, there's clutter and stuff.
Sure. No confidential documents.
Hero. I'm none.
I'm confident of that.
Do you know why? It would just be tacky to keep them here.
Yeah. It's just tacky. That's what he's, that's his real cry.
Mm-hmm tacky. It's ghost.
It's ghost.
But yeah, so Alex goes the other direction. He's decided now he's 100% on board.
Right, right. But yeah, so Alex goes the other direction. He's decided now he's a hundred percent on board.
Right, right.
So I have one hundred percent because I'm not a coward. If I turn against Trump, they leave me alone.
They had grand juries open on all of us. I'm one hundred percent behind Trump.
And I pledge myself to get him reelected and to fight these illegal charges and this fraud.
Because I must be with the man in the arena. I must be with the lions around the Hainas.
Because I'm not a Hainor or a arena. I must be with the lion surrounded by the hyenas because I'm not a hyena or a rat
I'm a lion as well and I challenge all of you to be on the fence to get behind Trump because you know him and buys enemies
They're coming for him at every level. Okay, so you went the other direction. Yeah, I think this might actually be a good plan too
because I
Don't think that
Trump is going to dodge this.
I think now that there's an indictment,
I think he's probably going to get charged
and he's going to get convicted, I think.
Okay.
I'm looking at you and you're looking at me
because I get the sense that you don't.
I honestly, I refuse to,
I refuse to even speculate.
I have no idea. Yeah, I just don't know. It's tough to have faith in processes at this point. I refuse to even speculate. I have no idea.
Yeah, I just don't know.
It's tough to have faith in processes at this point.
I agree with you there.
But I think if you're trying to war game this out
and you're someone like Alex,
yeah, I think he's probably got a good sense
that Trump's fucked.
Yes, there's, it's not looking good.
Support the shit out of him.
If he goes to prison, then you have your president in
Ex-an-lock-up. Yeah, yeah, you know
There's a lot of narrative use there and then at the same time
You can support somebody else to be the actual candidate and like your big strong man
Sure, this this allows you to retain some amount of like our hero who has been
Well, I mean Napoleon comes up later.
And so like, you know,
good call, you know, our exiles.
Well, I assume they weren't gonna go with Mandela.
I'm for some reason, I'm gonna assume they weren't gonna be like,
we love Mandela now.
I just don't know why.
This is Trump's Robin Island.
I don't think they're gonna go there.
No, probably not.
But yeah, it gives you that opportunity to retain him
as like a
narrative tool and then still have like your money maker, big boy, strong man.
Yeah, no, if you're Alex, the best thing that can happen is Trump goes to jail.
That's the best thing because now you don't have to deal with the consequences of what it is.
You're lying about it. It gets you off the hook for're lying about it gets you off the hook for the consequences
Yeah, it gets you off the hook for the fact that your audience is pissed that he did warp speed totally because then he's not going to be the president
No, so who cares if you support him whatever. Yeah, your audience support the audience can suffer through that or they can you know
You know close their nose and accept some supportive Trump as the the guy who's in in jail
They don't let, they love everything,
but nothing so much as a political martyr.
They'll make them up if they don't have one
readily available.
Right, yeah.
So that would be good for them.
Yeah, they'd love that.
So yeah, I think that's probably a wise
money-making decision for Alex,
but we'll see as time goes on.
Hasn't, has anybody just realized
that the best thing for all of us,
if is, if Trump goes to jail, right?
It's the best thing we're listening to.
Oh, good for Trump too.
Exactly, it's the best thing for everybody
if he just goes to jail.
I might not be the best for Trump, he's pretty old.
I mean, even if he gets a few years,
that could be the rest of his life.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I hope that it'll be more than a few,
but let's.
Might be good for him though.
I mean, you can probably sell a book
Let's see if he can write a book
Someone else is gonna write it that no no no no he should have to that's why that's my new jail sentence
Let him live in Mara Lago, but he has to write a book
You're like one of those wacky judges. Oh
Absolutely let the punishment fit the crime. People wearing sandwich boards saying I stole or whatever.
Absolutely.
Fuck it, I don't give a shit.
Jail is for silly people.
I don't think that works.
I'm not sure though, I haven't done any research
but my feeling is that that sort of doesn't work
and just makes people mad.
Well, if there's anything I know
it's that the carceral state works.
True, not really.
But someone who dodges the carceral state, Roger Stone. Not really, but someone who dodged the carceral state,
Roger Stone.
If you were gonna have somebody on to talk about
how Trump got indicted, the person you want
is the guy who went to jail and then Trump got out.
I mean, yeah.
The longtime rat fucker slash associate of Trump
who found God because Trump partens him.
Jesus Christ.
I just don't know what to do
I a perfect guest I mean the
The the the the the funniness of
Rogers in my mind of Roger Stone like going checking in at the at the prison and then going to visit a
and going, checking in at the prison, and then going to visit a,
in prison Donald Trump, just being like,
thanks for partnering with me buddy,
and then walking out,
and then walking out like,
fucking Kaiser So Say,
like I finally wanna get to all of you.
He brings a mic to drop.
Absolutely.
No, I mean, you don't get more of a winner
out of this crime syndicate than you'd
then brought you so, and I guess. stoned exactly he's the one who's outlived everyone and
isn't a jail uh... so they think that you can't charge
presidents or former presidents and if you do society collapses
it's a thing it is you're absolutely right there's a constitution matter
is there any
elementary fairness in our judicial system i guess we're going to find out
well it's a clear the reason nobody ever ended at a president some obviously
deserved it is it creates a permanent constitutional crisis
where any local or federal prosecutor can become king and take over and that
caused a client of rome it caused a client of federal countries this is cancer
this is guaranteed to now create sectarian destabilization and total destruction of the
country. This always leads to collapse of empires. They have literally fed the government
and the country a fricking cyanide bill doing this. It is insane.
I could not agree with you more,ix we have crossed uh... an important
or look on oh thank god that alix is never called for like clinton or bush
sure obama to be arrested or
you know while they were in office or after well i mean if he had he would
essentially be saying i want to make the entire country collapse
sure that's what he was that's what he's the only thing that's holding the fabric of our society together is the fact that we
have now, we don't charge precedents with crimes.
Yeah, you know, and again, I don't know everything about history, but historically speaking,
not holding your leadership accountable is the best way to live a great society that
won't collapse or fight in wars or be run over by
depot babies and etc etc.
It turns out that, you know, societies and cultures can erode and, you know, political systems
and countries can destabilize and see collapse through either.
You can either let people get away with everything or
It turns out maybe this isn't a variable that is necessarily
Determinative no so Roger ever the thinker deep thinker. He has a plan. Okay, and this is listening Yeah, this is a good plan. I like plans
So seems to me that the that the action here assuming that everything that has been reported
about these documents about the whistleblower about the uh... cover up by the
f.b.i. is accurate then uh... the only new story that would uh... trump the uh...
indictment of down from is a vote by the house republicans to impeach joe
by the uh... they have the. If they really have the evidence, then they should
that is precisely what they should do. This then becomes a game of chicken. Trump may be going to
trial in Miami, perhaps in other jurisdictions, but Joe Biden will have to go to trial in the U.S.
Senate. And I would suggest, and I, he's not my favorite guy, but he's a Elvis Mark guy,
I would put Ted Cruz in charge of the prosecution within the Senate, getting ahead of
yourself a little bit here.
But yeah, these aren't serious people.
What serious?
No. So here's what we do.
All right.
You take one of ours.
We take one of yours.
All right.
So then what?
Then what?
Then what do you do?
What are you going to do now?
We got one of yours.
You're in a standoff.
Exactly.
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
I quite in Tarantino directed this political
Massination, I think Roger may have been in the shithead
Media space for too long now because the way he's kind of looking at this is not really politically useful
But it is useful for someone like Alex and that is like how do we change the narrative?
Yeah, how do we shift the narrative? How do we take control of this and yeah for someone like Alex or any of these dumb dumb
Pundits who do this game, you know impeaching Biden would be a good way for them to create the new headline
Sure the new story get attention away from this and Rogers correct on that front
But it's not meaningful in any sense for politics
or for making our country better or making things run smoother.
It's just kind of shitty distraction tactics.
Yeah, and I think what's fascinating about that is that I don't think anybody gives a
shit about impeachment anymore.
I mean, we're tired.
I mean, you're just, you lose. You've lost everybody.
You've revealed how stupid the even idea of impeachment really is.
If you do it four times in the past 20 years
and never do anything other than reveal that people are going to go,
well, I'm a D so, and I'm an R so, but that's it.
Yeah, it does. I think the process of it has been revealed
to be not an effective check.
Yeah, it's a waste of everybody's time.
And so that's fun.
Maybe we should rewrite some of those rules.
Maybe we should figure that out.
Yeah.
That would be useful.
But there's no time.
No, we don't have time.
We don't have time.
No.
Because we have to lock her up. What're here. She's back lock her up
Did she just break through the wall lock her up? Okay, Hillary Clinton is doing car wheels today
She's out selling hats to say what about the emails? Yeah, what about the emails?
Hillary Clinton
destroyed with a hammer and beach blit 33,000 emails, including classified information that was on an illegal server
And she was never prosecuted. James Komi gave her a pass
She is rubbing our face in it right now that Donald Trump has been charged. She's out screaming
Crawling about the fact that there's a two-tiered justice system
By the way, there's no
Structional limitations on treason.
You don't think it's occurred to her that Donald Trump gets back in the White House,
she and her husband might be prosecuted.
I mean, they did sell top secret miscarriage.
Oh boy, here we go.
Targeting information in the Chinese in return for illegal campaign contributions.
When I thought it was uranium-1.
I mean, yeah, you're messing up your own.
What are we doing?
You're messing up your own thing.
Oh no, we gotta lock her up.
Oh boy.
Hillary, baby.
You know, it is maybe the smallest and saddest of fart sounds
to bring up Hillary's emails in 2023.
To be fair, I mean, I did see an ad
that Hillary was selling hats and stuff and, you know,
maybe, maybe slightly tacky as a fundraising thing.
I can understand how that would, that would piss Roger off.
Sure.
But this is sad.
Yeah.
This is sad.
Yeah.
This is very sad.
Get Ted Cruz on that impeachment.
Yeah.
So Alex has a bunch of stackies.
He's got a lot of paper in front of him.
It's tons of stuff to get through.
He's got to get to, there's so much news.
Right.
And the story he decides to land on is about
a immigrant refugee in France stabbing people.
Because of course, probably the most important news story.
I am surprised that that in France is news here.
Well, for Alex, it is.
Let me just do this, because I've got so much to cover
ahead. It's so frustrating. I get to hear so many days after the show I go. Man I covered
five stacks of 30 stacks. Today there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, forty, fifty, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty to when it's recently 425 26 stacks because I'm a stack of 30 or 40 articles some stacks
are five articles 30 plus stacks here each one of these is an incredible story.
He'll straighten these people.
Each one of these is a whole show a psychotic Islamic Arab running around stabbing eight people
many of them babies with a butcher knife and
If you try to say he's a Muslim you're banned off the internet and he's a must really have Elon Musk arrested
If he allows this video to be seen on Twitter add the clip of him saying that
The crime is a stabbing babies
The crime is letting you know it's happening.
And the crime is those women, I mean what woman would go out anywhere without a handgun
on their purse?
Oh, sorry, can't have it.
Imagine that was Texas, there's 21 of that park guarantee, a two of them, three of them
would have a gun.
That guy tried that, he'd be dead in seconds.
She'd unload that revolver or that handgun, right?
It's filthy chest. He'd be gone, gone, gone. But said he could run around in all
rock bar and stab a bunch of these French women. How many of those French women you
think motive for women mortars think it's cute and fun? Not so fast now. You stab
those babies in the head. Yeah, I got some footage of them stabbing the baby in the
stroller right here. And look how weak that guy is, man. What? Yeah, I like to spit some
beach and that dude's eye and shoot him at the old 45. Jesus. What the fuck? Yeah, so that's where we're
we're at. That's the that's where we're going with from the staccas.
Yeah, sort of ruminating and fantasizing about this attack.
Shouldn't it be indicative of how infrequent these things are if you have to scramble to
get a story from France?
No, no, no, no, because here's the way you do it.
You do this and you obsessively cover this and you're like,
I'm going to play this video of people stabbing babies and like,
you know, all this.
And then you also say this happens so much that I can't ever even get to it.
You just say that you imply that you have hundreds of these videos because they're
happening every day all the time, everywhere.
Right.
And then the audience believes you.
Yeah, that's the thing that I am struggling with. Right. You shouldn't believe everywhere. Right. And then the audience believes you. Yeah, that's the thing that I am struggling with.
Right.
You shouldn't believe him.
Right.
Well, they do.
Oh, that's not good.
Well, it satisfies the xenophobic and racist narratives that Info Wars perpetuates
and sells.
Yeah.
You know, that is there's this constant barrage of violence against white people done
by non-white people,
and no one's ever allowed to talk about it.
You can't even post about this.
Right.
You know, because there's a cover up of these crimes,
because everyone's trying to white genocide.
Yeah.
Alex actually accidentally does bring up
something that I think might be a good point.
What's up?
I, if, nominally, not a gun guy,
but I do think all women should be allowed to have guns
and no men should.
And all women should be carrying a snub
nose, a reservoir with them at all times.
Because that, that matter of violent, you know,
you should, they shouldn't have guns.
It's an interesting, it's an interesting policy suggestion.
No.
All women must carry no men can.
I'm suspecting that maybe Elon Musk or Twitter
doesn't want you to post videos of this
because it's people getting stabbed.
I'm feeling like maybe that's the reason
that those videos aren't allowed.
I don't know.
I don't travel in enough Twitter to know,
but I feel like most of the time,
you know, horrible violence videos generally aren't.
Murder videos not supposed to be.
I feel like they're not, but I don't think anyone died
in this attack.
I think people were just injured.
But still, it's a tested murder.
I don't even like watching replays
where people twist their ankle at a basketball court.
Yeah.
They's like, no, it's hurts.
Yeah.
I don't like those bail videos of like skating.
Yeah, no, no, no, that hurts.
You hurt yourself.
Yeah, go to the doctor.
So Alex will get back to this story later
and it'll get grotesque.
Sure.
But not quite yet, because Alex has to talk about how he would be in favor
if they, I'm sorry, he would be against it
if Biden got indicted, which is bullshit.
Yeah, right. What do you talk about local
prostitutes and died in biden
i would say that's dangerous he's just stepped out of the way that's why
Napoleon they never put him in prison i just sent him to an island
because completely different you start doing that
there's constant coup attempts over the leader
does he think that they sent Napoleon on a vacation?
I mean, I see they just said they sent him to an island and said you can never leave,
which is completely different from a prison.
Yeah, they sent him to Elba and then he escaped.
Yeah.
And then he tried to cause a bunch of shit.
Yeah, and then he got sent to St Helena where he died.
Which is why you keep him there.
You don't let him escape. You don't let him escape.
Soldiers.
You don't let him escape.
But kept him on to his felony because he can cost too many problems.
He's fucking Napoleon.
It's a prison island.
You can't trust Napoleon.
That's just not hard.
Yeah, that's why they never sent him to jail.
I mean, you know, it is, it is like, people, these things wouldn't be happening if
leaders were held accountable. Maybe, maybe, but Alex also would be happening if leaders were held accountable.
Maybe, maybe.
But Alex also would be gung ho all for it
if they indicted Biden for anything.
Absolutely, yes.
Absolutely.
They're screaming about his son having a laptop
and they're like indicted for crime.
And then Alex would never suggest
that indicted Biden is a collapse of society thing.
No, no, no.
It's ridiculous.
That would be how we get society back.
There is a time though, a time and a place where you shouldn't bite somebody.
Okay.
What's the reason this isn't done?
It's really bad.
And the fact I think that you can contain it, Republicans are now going to start a dying Democrat president.
And the time to indict them is when they're not in office like Hillary Clinton was never
president.
And I don't want to say it's a necessary evil to have presidents, you know, quote, be above
the law.
They're not above the law.
And they can be impeached in Congress and removed. But when you can have
federal prosecutors, they'll not undo this. Well, the separation of powers is gone.
So if Alex thinks that the time to remove or you tend to indict someone is on their
not in office, Trump's not in office, but Alex thinks he is. Yeah. So Alex thinks that
this is actually inditing the rightful president
who's spiritually or accurately in office.
Right.
That's strange.
Yeah, I was very confused by that.
I think you indict them as when they're not in office.
I was like, you nailed it, buddy.
I think that that is what he's getting at.
Right.
You know, Trump is the rightful president.
Right.
Right.
That's a problem.
That's no good now now
so uh... in order to distract and deflect from the uh... reality this
indictment like i said you tax jacks myth a bunch sure and then his wife by
virtue of her connection to the documentary about right about michelle allows
him to be racist and transphobic yep and so that's what he does for a bit now
so uh... little bit of a content warning.
A whole bunch of Michelle Obama is a dude stuff. Great great. So get ready. Cool. And skip ahead if you. Yeah.
Don't want to hear this. Yeah. Here's Joan Rivers a few weeks before she died.
Talking about everybody knows as the truth and I'm not joking when I said we even know the name of him. We went to football like he did.
I don't dislike Big Mike because he wanted to be a woman.
And Obama wanted to be able to marry his boyfriend.
Well, the fact of the daughters really aren't.
They're daughters, that's well known.
It's this is how they blackmail and control Obama.
It's all part of the big joke in all our faces. Look at big Mike wants to be you know
Press it like a woman. That's fine
It's just that we're gonna we're gonna talk about the fact that uh
Jack Smith the prosecutor the human prosecutor's wife works for him
That's that's a major conflict of interest
So here's your neighbor talking about big Mike. So this is Grotesque, and one of the things, like this is so far off the beaten path of
talking about the indictment that it's almost comical.
But one thing that I think about is when Alex was called out about this a few years back
about the Michelle Obama stuff, he insisted he was joking.
He insisted that this wasn't something
that they covered seriously and it's just a joke.
And it's important to recognize that when he says that,
it's just because he's not ready to take responsibility
for the things that he said.
He never meant this as a joke.
It was just convenient for him to say he was joking
to get out of an
indefensible situation that he was in at that point. And now I guess he just
feels like, no, I can I can I can own this. Yeah, I mean, I don't I've I'm of the
opinion that the far right is only ever laughs when they're telling the truth
because then they can laugh at people for thinking they're joking.
Like it makes them laugh whenever, you know,
oh hey, I'm calling her, you know.
Yeah, there is that dynamic.
Yeah, because they mean it.
Yeah, and I think that you should not be fooled
by Alex when he makes those kind of protestations
to get himself out of a bind and be like,
I wasn't serious, I was joking.
Yeah, no, they're not joking.
You're not.
No.
And he has this evidence that he had a plays of Obama calling Michelle Michael, and that's
really interesting, or it's not.
Hey, go ahead and play the clip, guys.
This is Obama calls, he's done this twice.
On the stage, Michelle Obama, Michael, here it is.
Mr. Ball, have a moment.
Deborah, Michael and I also want to acknowledge your son Jack, who is deployed today.
All of you have performed extraordinary service to our country.
Hmm.
He does it other time too.
Paul's hurt, Michael.
This is a complete fraud.
Obama is talking to Admiral Mullen and in the process of it mentions Debra, who's Mullen's
wife, and then shouts out Michael and Jack, who are Mullins two sons.
Obama makes a specific point of personally acknowledging Jack
because he's deployed.
And so the way the syntax of the sentence works,
it can sound like the acknowledgement is coming from Michael
and I, but that's not what Obama was saying.
I would guess that there was like a confusion
with the teleprompter or something,
like there wasn't a comma where it should have been,
because he says like Admiral Mullen, Debra,
Michael and I and I would like to
You know, Michael comma and I would like to personally
Point out Jack who's in service, right?
This is something that's been explained to debunk for a very long time
The only reason you would ever put this forward is meaning anything, is if you were a vicious
transphobic racist who is desperate
and didn't care about the truth to any extent.
This is absurd.
Yeah, no.
This level of pulling this clip out.
We're, I mean, it does feel like we are
in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, you know, like where he's,
he's drawing the line with his foot,
step over this one, and over and over and over again Trump just keeps committing crimes
Like it started with him being a fucking
sexually assaulting rapist and then it went to Russia and every time he just commits more and more crimes and the right is like
I love fuck it. We don't care. We don't care. We don't care. We don't care
And then this shit is bananas. Yeah. And I think it's because of the destructiveness
and the lust for power that jump in bodies that resonates so deeply with these folks. And
they're they have an awareness that you can solidate enough power. You can crush all
the people that you don't like. Yeah. And you can put up with a lot in order to get there.
You know, it turns out.
Yeah.
So that part with the Obama stuff is past now at this point.
But now we have another severe content warning.
Great.
And I'm gonna stress this one hard.
And that is that Alex plays the video of that stabbing and
There'll be some audio from that
So you'll hear some of that and I would absolutely not play it except for the things that Alex says over it
Okay, and so there really was no way around this and so it is not talk over a stabbing video. He does
Oh my god
and not talk over a stabbing video. He does. Oh my God. And yeah, I could understand someone having a difficult time hearing the screams and stuff
like that.
So I would understand, you know what, it might be the rest of the episode.
So you got to check out.
I understand.
We'll see you next time.
Fair enough.
You take care.
But for now, we'll get into this.
And Alex starts off by saying,
Hey, man, I don't really even want to cover this. I haven't gotten to this footage and I really
don't want to air it, but because Trump was the guy that I need to distract. The EU is threatening
and keeping it from airing. I'm going to air it. What I'm going to do is I'm going to do it in the
first five minutes, the next hour. I'm going to show multiple What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do it in the first five minutes the next hour I'm gonna show multiple young babies and
citizens of France eight people stab some incredible condition
Stab in the face the abdomen by an Islamic nutball
running around at a city park in
France, so I want to touch on this with the I don't want to play this video thing
I don't believe that for a the I don't want to play this video thing.
I don't believe that for a second, because Alex was thrilled to play all the graphic gory shit from that mall shooting.
Yeah, a little while back.
Yeah, he loves this kind of stuff.
He really does.
If there was more footage of people getting killed in other shootings and stuff like that,
I have no doubt in my mind that he would play it.
Yeah, he likes to imagine himself killing the murderer.
He likes to imagine himself being the hero.
I think that's the most generous interpretation.
Wow, yeah, you're right.
That's a good point.
I think he's just a really fucked up dude
and he knows that these things,
in the same way that I feel like it would be irresponsible
to even cover this stuff without giving people a warning
that this is something that's going to be played
and it's really sensitive.
I understand that it hits people hard.
Seeing things like a video someone getting stabbed
is very difficult to process.
Even a lot of just, you know, maybe even a fight
where people are throwing fists can be,
you know, seeing someone get hurt
has an emotional impact on you.
And you can use that emotional response
to manipulate people.
You are, I mean, it's not hard to draw a direct conclusion
that if Trump was indicted and you don't want to talk
about that, you say that he was wrongfully indicted,
you know, you do that whole thing.
Jack Smith is a fraud.
He was right.
He's worked for Obama's.
He's the whole thing.
Yeah.
And then, to really emotionally hammer the point home, you show a bunch of stabbing videos
to get people all riled up and excited about what you said, about how everything is all
terrible.
This is nakedly disgusting.
It is.
Yeah.
And on purpose.
And I do think also a bit against human decency quite
fracally. I mean, it's monstrous. So we have stressed a lot of
times that things that make memes out of Alex are not effective.
Right. And always counterproductive. Yes. And one of those things
was the Alex Bonny Verre parody song. Yes. And one of those things was the Alex Bonever parody song.
We've discussed many times the way that he's
able to use that to his own advantage.
In the case, here is another one of those examples.
He has an instance where a refugee, an immigrant,
is someone who has committed a crime.
And so he's able to use that song to
mock the idea of people being offended by his rank as a unifobia and bigotry. And so
he even sings it.
Here's some headlines today about it. Weapons and machine begins for French owners of
the legal arms, which is all guns. That was November last year.
Well, it's the last week, this week, France launches week one campaign to collect
personal firearms, last chance, and the amnesty just ended.
Well, right on time, one of the five million islamics brought in
to France in just the last decade.
90% of them are on welfare and never going to job.
Giant areas are no-go zones.
Well, Mr. Kool here went out and went to a park and stabbed four babies and four women.
What a tough guy, summer fighting for their lives, stabbed them with a butcher knife.
Remember the old Alex Shonsong?
I'm on a stab your daughter at the moment. I'm on a stab your life your son.
And then the police chief says,
we love awesome mothers.
We love our Muslims too.
Oh, they so good.
Oh, they so sweet.
You know, we got our special guest coming up.
Can we get the version that Rob
you added to Documents to the Fribut thing I was saying.
The Alex Jones does
Von Iverson. So I understand that these songs and stuff like this can be a lot of fun. And
I do, I respect the craft of that person who made that song, I think it's well done, I
think it's reasonably funny. But when the rubber meets the road for me, the idea is eroding Alex's ability to keep
his audience in the state that they're in.
Ideally, if you're going to put out things that are critical of him, you want them to be
things that he would never sing along to.
This is something that he can use as a tool
to delegitimize criticisms of himself.
Yeah.
And to that extent, it is counterproductive.
And to that extent, it is one of the reasons,
one of the things and one of the tactics
that I think is never useful to use against him.
And you can see that here.
Yeah, I mean, I think, but maybe the simplest rule
that I live by is I ask myself, is what I'm about to do going to make Alex Jones smile?
And if the answer is yes, I don't do it. Right. And I think the making of that, I can't
imagine that the person who made it
was in any way even aware that this would be something
that Alex could use to his advantage.
And that's something of the issue
and something of the message that I wish to convey
to folks, so they're better aware of like,
hey, that's a good idea and that's a lot of fun,
but also, you do damage with something damage with, with something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't think that, and you know what?
That's also the problem of intention.
You know, like this person wasn't making this in order to necessarily attack Alex.
Sure.
It was something that was funny.
It was, it was meant to be a humorous thing.
And you know, sometimes you don't even consider that kind of stuff.
And I understand that's why I had to make that rule.
Because before I thought I was living my life to make Alex Jones not smile.
But now I realize that I have to make a conscious daily effort to make sure Alex does not smile.
It's a practice.
It is a practice.
It's like that old DC talk song, Love is a verb.
Yeah, absolutely.
You got to do it.
Why is that the reference I came up with? I have no idea why you went. DC talk. You went with DC talk song. Love is a verb. Absolutely. You got to do it. Why is that the reference? I came up with no idea why you
win DC talk. You went with DC talk. What is happening? What is happening? What would people think if they find out I'm a Jesus
freak? Oh, no. What would people do if they found out it's true? I'm being taken back to the 90
God camp kids trying to convince me. No, this good news that they invented rap oh my god oh boy so
Alex gets to playing the video so here's where that starts the version that rob you added documents
to the firmening I was saying the Alex Jones does bon hiber song it had like 20 million views when
I took it off youtube this is where we upload it's got like 10 million views last time I saw it had
like 300 million views on Spotify they took it at that now this is where we upload it, it's got like 10 million views last in my cell. It had like 300 million views on Spotify, they took it that
now, 300 million views. That's a platinum triple record right there. We're very
proud of it, but I shouldn't make jokes about it. Here is a bunch of women
howling and screaming and and no one even told them, hey, you're in a super high
crime country. The Muslims literally feed on you in white like jackals on little
field mice or something
maybe you should have a butcher knife maybe you should have a club or something
no you just scream and scream as he plunges the knife lovingly and it was a
sort of project here you'll walk because we deserve it we deserve it. We deserve it. We deserve the kiss. So it's Lomit Lom. Here it is.
So that's about as disgusting of an intro for that is you can,
you can get super grotesque.
The, the case of embossed alum love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is grotesque.
Yeah. And the tone that he's using is,
it should be illegal.
I don't know how to put it.
I don't know how to put it.
That's, this is psychopath behavior.
Yeah.
This is legitimately, this person is a psychopath.
It's hard not to say that a person who is fucking
gleefully inflicting this on other people is not a psycho.
And the way that he's presenting this,
there is no real way I think you could argue against
the point that he's trying to apply whatever negative
feelings you have towards this person who's stabbing people
onto Muslims, onto immigrants, all of it.
It's this is the crime of an individual being
the blamed on everybody of a certain group.
And the way he's grouped,
testically doing this voice,
it is meant to evoke those feelings
and project them onto these groups that Alex doesn't like.
And that's intentional.
I mean, it's as intentional as fucking somebody training
attack dogs.
Like it is literally like, hey, here's an example
of the thing we want you to attack.
And I'm giving you the red meat to make you know
that it's okay.
Like it's fucking fucked up.
Yeah.
And so it goes on here. Unfortunately, like I said, there's no way that I could play this without it having some
of the audio of that in, and I don't like that that is the case.
But the way Alex behaves is unconscionable, and you know, I think I would be doing a disservice
by not illustrating this. That comes over to the baby carers, these couple of stabs in.
But hey, it sees their white East Brown, they deserve it.
Imagine you wait in the morning.
I think I'll drop by the local jungles,
you have to stab some babies and toddlers.
So, this is a very nice person. And then a man starts chasing me and runs off.
I wonder if a Soros prosecutor, because he's putting them in there too, for the rest of
that evil white man that tried to fight him with a book bag and then actually got the knife
out of his hand and stopped him so he ran off.
Man they ought to arrest that guy with the backpack to fought the guy with a knife.
What a frickin white supremacist.
Did you see that KKK grand dragon attack that god that was just trying to free France?
But I mean the French are committing suicide that they love it. They love it. They
love their Macron. They love actually they don't love it, but they have their guns taken
away. It's actually very, very sad. But this is how the West is committing suicide.
So yeah, that's unacceptable. Ah. Pfft.
I mean, that's not a person that I think
should be allowed near kids.
I think it's not a person that should be,
like, you shouldn't be trusted to have a microphone
in front of you.
That's, that's, you're playing this video
that's so emotionally, like, resonant of
not only people being attacked but children being attacked
and you're just muttering about how they deserve it because they're white and he's not, he's brown.
Look, this is disgusting.
Yeah, no, this is somebody laying down a voiceover track for a snuff film.
It might as well be.
I mean, that's what I hear.
And it's a snuff film meant to inflame racist feelings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So I mean, I don't even know what to say
because on some level, yeah, this isn't a shock,
this is the kind of thing Alex does.
Sure.
But it is a shock, it's disgusting.
Yeah, I mean, it is, it is like,
it's not every day behavior for him,
but it's also not behavior that's outside of his norm.
To see this should be disqualifying.
Mm-hmm, you know, it is, it is,
I mean, it is, it is a shit ton of boxes
of confidential documents inside of a bathroom levels
of obviously wrong.
Yeah, there's metaphors here.
Yeah, it's wrong.
We have one last clip,
and that's because I don't give a fuck about the third hour
The third hour is him interviewing a guy named the dark journalist
Who's a project Kamalad asked you know about the UFO stuff?
Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, not interested dark
The dark
Journal all right, okay, yeah, if you don't fight crime then you're not a dark journalist
No, I was scrolling through his website and
He interviewed Bill Ryan who's the guy who started project Kamala with carry Cassidy, so that was fun
That wasn't too far back always a good connection. Anyway, here's Alex talking about the UFO in Las Vegas stuff
Well, he was on with us two three months ago and predicted
That the system starts staging more fake UFO invasions and attacks.
All right.
Now they're deeper sky up to this.
And now we'll get to it coming up in about 30 minutes.
I'll get to the current stuff and some of the latest stuff.
I think it's this a big blue UFO crashes and Vegas people see eight 10 foot aliens run
on the back yard.
And the police see a crash.
I mean, this is so operative.
All over ladies, gentlemen.
And I must think aliens couldn't be real, couldn't be happening. But the ongoing sia of an intel officer
says that they've seen the bodies of the craft. And he's the
first intel officer to say it really it's like 50 of them
said this. And so what's the bigger implication here?
So the the sia up thing here, you have to you have to understand it's real, but also fake. here. So the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the psi-up thing here, you have to, you have to understand,
it's real, but also fake.
Right.
So the stuff technically happened,
but it was a globalist making it happen
to look like a UFO and aliens and all this stuff.
Right.
But again, what he's talking about is this hoax
that he fell for on social media.
Yes, that's the issue.
Yes.
Now, if he's saying that all this stuff is a psi-up though,
and this intelligence officer is a psi-up,
then Tucker must be in on it.
Yeah, right?
Because Tucker is way in.
Tucker's like, in a real world,
this would be bombshell news.
Front line, front page headlines.
Yeah, because it's the same dude
that Tucker was talking about in his first episode.
Same guy.
So if Alex watched that,
he's gotta know that Tucker is in on the siop.
Oh man.
He's part of running this siop.
He must be working for the globalists.
I'm telling you.
I think, and I'll tell you this, maybe the fact that he's extremely wealthy from a rich
family and an aristocratic lying cheat con man, should have been a good sign that he
was in on it.
Maybe.
It's also a good sign that all these people are talking shit.
Oh, that is a good point.
Yeah. Maybe he wasn't even being very serious either!
Oh, maybe he was just trying to demonize Ukraine!
Oh my god!
It's almost like they take everything that they don't care about
and use it to bludgeon us with bullshit!
It is very similar to that.
It is very similar to that.
So on some level, I gotta say that the response to the indictment is a little underwhelming,
but I don't know if anybody could have imagined it wouldn't be. Right. You know, whatever,
whenever you expect, like, ha ha, fireworks, it never really is. No. And then he surprises you.
I don't know where on just a random day, he has his blowups. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the tactics of
distraction, you know, demonizing the prosecutor in order to demonize the prosecution itself,
distracting with transphobia, the stabbing bullshit.
That's all kind of what you would expect.
And it's a little bit disappointing because you want the entertaining Alex freaking out,
praying, crying on air, something like that.
Jack Smith shoves ISIS up his dirty asshole or something, you know, whatever.
The problem is Alex is at his best when nothing is happening and he has to, he has to
be the entertainment, you know.
Whenever there's something going on, then he has to run interference for Trump.
Yeah.
And then it's like, fuck off.
Yeah.
Do your own show.
You might as well say that you work for him.
And it's interesting too that like, you know,
he's been pretty wishy washy and stuff about like where
his allegiance is live.
But of course, it's been pretty transparent that he still loves
Trump.
It's Trump.
But when the temperature gets high enough,
which I guess this is a representation of, he comes out
and does his, I'm 100% behind him.
To sign my John Hancock
Totally And that's kind of worthwhile in some ways just to have like the you know forcing a reveal or something. Yep
But aliens walk among us in Las Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. See that's why you can't really say. Oh, how's this legal system gonna play out?
There are aliens. Mm-hmm. Maybe we get into a situation, well, maybe that's a sigh of.
Oh shit.
Because I don't trust Alex.
All right.
So, everybody's lying to me at this point.
Fuck.
I've got Tucker on one side saying they're real.
I don't believe him.
I got Alex on another side saying they're not real.
I don't believe him.
That means we're stuck in a liminal space where both are real and not real simultaneous.
Which I assume means that before Trump can be convicted
and actually sent to jail,
we'll be in an independent state scenario,
and the far right will swoop in,
turn him into a Bill Pullman character,
and he'll lead us to global defeat.
This makes you Randy Quaid.
I think I am Randy Quaid in this scenario, yes.
Yes, I do.
Who do I get to be?
I want to say that I get to be?
Um, I want to say.
Can I be Goldblum's dad?
Ah, yeah.
Goldblum's dad's the best.
Yeah, come on.
Anyway, we'll be back.
Ah, another episode.
Um, but until then, Jordan River website.
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Yep, we're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter's head and all the Jordan's gonna fight.
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark,
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Oh, you know what? Eh!
And now here comes the sex robots!
And Ian Chan's a sure on the earth thanks for holding!
So Alex, I'm the first time I've seen a huge fan, I love your work!
I love you!
I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.