Knowledge Fight - #844: March 12-15, 2004

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex falling victim to a very real Globalist hack attack after his first appearance on Coast to Coast.  Plus, Alex discusses two recent trips to SeaWorld and tries his hand at comedy.

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And the end of the game. So Alex, I'm a good friend of mine. I love your world. Knowledge fight. Knowledge fight. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan.

We're going to sit around. We're going to put the altar ultra-slean and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh indeed We are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you. So what's your mind? So today, but my bright spot today Jordan is I've been been feeling a bit down I mentioned a number of episodes back you know sort of a depression dip. Yeah as they say and unfortunately it has lingered a bit depression dip as they say and unfortunately it has lingered a bit. You know, it's a hit and miss process trying to negotiate and navigate medication and stuff. So you try to number of things and it's kind of not either not had the results that I would have wanted or some side effects. You know, balancing that out is tough. I just started a new regimen

So we'll see if this this one works out, but Anyway, I've been down been bummed out And so I was looking for things that could make me a little bit happier And of course I love Legos love mini blocks. You do love Legos. So I have my newest project. Oh, you got a Grogu You got a Grogu Groguer, I got it. I got the child. I was not expecting them to make a Grogu out of Legos. Yeah, a little Lego Grogu. Okay, I've just came. I've not opened up the box yet, but let's see how many pieces we talking about here? 700.

1773. 173. Oh, I thought I was being silly. That's a lot of pieces. Yeah, because it's a little tiny pieces, you know, right Right, right. Okay, so I'm very excited to put this together. I love the process of just sort of zen-like focus In The whoop put this little put little blocks and blocks on top of blocks Mm-hmm, and then you end up with the child and then you Is that where they come from traditionally or? You know what's fun though, I've never watched the Mandalorian

and I don't really like Star Wars that much. I'm gonna say, yeah, you have no interest in either of those things. There's a decent chance I'll just give it to you once I've built it. I mean, I'm sure. All right, I'll take it. I don't hate Star Wars or anything. There you go. I think if I had gun to my head,

I think I'm a Star Trek guy. Yeah, I yeah Of course you are. I think so and I think that's probably a artifact of growing up. Like my dad love Star Trek And we watched the next generation sure growing up and then I guess what was the one after that deep space nine deep space And I watched a bit of deep space nine. That was the one with whoopee on it, right? I believe so. Yes And and just wasn't I guess wasn't quite the same. I got used to Picard and our main man Riker. You know, I feel like a lot of people treat Star Trek very similarly to the way Brits treat Dr. Who. Like, you know what? Honestly, Picard's my captain. It's just my guy. I'm not the original. I'm not the next

Jedi. I mean, it's just Picard for me. I don't I think that they're yeah, especially depending on your age to Yeah, totally like I think if I were to get back into watching it, I think I'd have an easier time with the other of Installments sure in the catalog. Whereas like when I was a kid, like no, there's no Picard or Riker in here. What is this? No, I want data. And I'll tell you what.

Where's Wurf? Chris Pine ain't gonna do it. Chris Pine ain't cutting shit. No. Where is Dr. Crusher? Where is? Q. I guess Q is in probably, he's in a bunch of them, right? Oh, I think I can. think a fanciful entity that exists throughout multiple

Star Trek series like a Brit mitzel pixie. Yeah, okay. He's a pixie stick Yeah, what's his name? Who else was on there I'm out I'm tapped yeah, I was a Star Wars guy never I'm out. I yes starring Los Mariannes no, um what's their name the

The person who plays bones What are we doing here we're just too old man. We were talking also featuring I believe this could be a fragment of my memory that is entirely wrong But I believe in bones one of the characters was played by the guy who played the cop in How High, the bike cop on campus. From How High. Ah, the movie is great. Probably doesn't hold up. How high I would, I strongly suggest not watching How High again. I don't, I watched it and I remember it so fondly.

And I know in my, I can feel it already I'm mad at myself for having brought up the thought. Yeah, because I know it's not as good as it was. Yeah, I probably watched it a hundred times. Very high. Very high. Very high. Yes.

I can't speak a lot of weed. It was the correct, it was a of its place and of its time But it still does live on within me because that scene with Spalding Gray Spalding Gray plays a Processor. Yeah, yeah, that one is interesting and then the the good home. That's from how high yeah, yeah Spalding Gray, mm-hmm. Yeah, maybe his last movie role Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I encourage every big name actor and actress and, you know, this person TV actors, movie actors, everybody. Sure. Film something weird and release it right when you're into whatever.

Like well, no, because that doesn't work. That's cheating the system. It has to happen organically. Yeah. Well, no, because that doesn't work. That's cheating the system. It has to happen organically. Yeah, it has to be poignant to, and almost like, almost a lesson learned, almost like a lesson for me and a lesson about how fame there's an arc to it that always collapses. You can't cling to it too long,

otherwise you see what happens to you. You know, like there's a whole art to teaching the universe about wasting your life in some ways. It's trying to think of like a spalled in like other movies he might have been because there was that and everything is going fine but that was a documentary and I think that came out posthumously. Yeah, how high probably it. Yep.

Anyway, also in that movie, everybody, everybody's my movie. Hits from the streets, the BET host Hits played I need money. Oh man. Mike Epps, powder. You know. Hector Alessandro. The Epps echoed throughout history. Was Fred Willard in that?

Left is Mark, you know? Mike Epps has really left his mind. I really believe that. He has left a mark behind, which I would not have expected after having watched how I way back when. Man, he's great. You know, the Friday movies that aren't Friday,

the other ones. Anyway, what's your what's your bright spot? My bright spot. Adventure time with Fiona and cake. There's a new series. Okay. All right. Fun. So far, I just saw the first episode from what I understand

from what I can see where we're kind of in an opposite situation. You know, like a original adventure time, you see some human kid in a place where, that's about where a human kid supposed to be sure All right now we see Fiona It's not where Fiona's supposed to be are you talking about Shrek's wife? It's a little bit no no no just checking fin Fiona. Okay, yeah, it's a play on things all right Anyways, there's a lot of lore behind it, but it should be interesting and at the very least I'm excited to watch it.

So that's my breath. I'm thrilled for you because I know your love of Adventure Time. Love Adventure Time. I'm happy for you. Pendleton Ward, love it. Also, I wanted to check in on tennis. Yeah.

How'd that go? Old man, Andy Murray just lost. Along with Old man, John Eisner. Now, John Eisner, all right, is a six foot ten. Oh, this is his last year, US Open, it's tired. That doesn't feel like it is advantageous for tennis. It is advantageous. We get a long spam in one very specific way. Is that it? Exactly. Yeah. You can serve his average serve at his height was like 140

miles an hour. That's tough. So John Eisner played the longest match in Wimbledon history. It was 11 hours and it took three days to do, right? And the reason that it took so long is because it was two guys who were both very, very tall and could serve 145 miles an hour. And they were all just going So they were all so... Just going back and forth for days.

That's literally day frustrating. They changed the rules of tennis because people like John Eisner are so boring to watch. Oh. Cause it's like, hey, okay. That's kind of a dubious honor. It's a dubious honor. But he made it all the way through a 20 year career.

Right. And man. How's Sazarack doing? It's Sazarack not doing great. Oh, I'm sorry. No, better than balls are a. OK. Yeah.

On air to balls. I guess. Oh, I had another bright spot. Yeah. What's that? Joe Biggs, Rambo Joe Biggs, Proud Boy, and former Infoers employee was just sentenced to 17 years in prison.

Ooh, over January 6th. Yeah. So that's fun. Also, 17, Q, come on. It's right there. What? Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet. So like 17 is a big number within Q and on circles.

What? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Man. 17 years are you kidding me? That's a sign. I don't like finding shit out like that. That feels unfair to me.

You shouldn't just be able to be like, oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's got to be more than that. But you understand how much of like a lot of that decoding of the Q drops and stuff involves obscure numerology and making leaps and like word riddles. I know, but come on, you can't. You gotta do more than that. I think it's really cute that that is something

you didn't know because that seems like pre-basic Q and on stuff. Well, see, that's the thing. I don't know the basic Q and on stuff. I only know what very advanced researchers tell me. And they're not wasting their their time with being like, oh no, it's a 17th letter We're busy. We got shit to do well. They're committing crimes. Joe Biggs is cute. It's confirmed. All right Where Joe goes one Joe goes 17 George Joe Kovitch goes one Says where that goes all.

So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. And I decided what we would do is bring, go to the past. Go to the past. So we're going to be talking about March 12th and 15th today. That's a Friday and a Monday. Okay. Man, oh man. We have, like, we're in a desert.

There is not a lot going on. There was the Madrid bombing that happened. We talked about on the last time we were in the past. And Alex has some thoughts about that, but nothing really, all that interesting. And so that's why there's two episodes and this is still going to be short. It's not a lot going on. But something incredibly fun sort of Alex went to a theme park. Okay. Now I'm now I'm excited. So we'll talk about all this here at a moment. But first Jordan, let's say hello to some new walk. Oh, that's a great idea. Also, thank you so much to everybody for the kind words about the it drops. Yeah. I recognize it was a little bit long and indulgent. Um, but, uh, but, uh, yeah. So thanks for, uh, yeah, yeah.

Going along. Now, yeah, first, uh, large floppy weedies don't fit into my bikini without zucchini, martini, or does Alex have a better idea for me and my queenie to keep from exposing our elites. Shouldn't have been like a lead ease. Good. We worked weedies in there too. Anyway, your policy won't.

I'm a policy won. Thank you very much. I get that that's a riff on Snoop's verse from California Girls by Katie Perry. Yeah. Martini's, Zucchini's, Bucchini's, No Wienies, just a king and his Queenie. I do recall that being a lyric and then I was like,

oh yeah, Snoop Dogg, time really hurt everybody, didn't it? Yeah, but I like it. Zucchini. Sure you do. I like to imagine that it's actual zucchinis. And I mean, I assume that it's a blunt, right? I mean, like it's green and I assume that it's like a zucchini blunt, it's like a fat blunt or something.

But I prefer to think it's like, no, we have a garden salad. I mean, yeah, we have martinis. I was a garden salad. I know weenies are allowed. Weenies are allowed. That makes sense. Straight bikini dress. Yeah, absolutely.

Next, hi, Dan. This is Hank's brother, Chris. I heard his really long shout out from a couple months ago. I wanted to get in on that action. So here's a ridiculously long policy walk shout out for me too. Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Next we are the cult of leftist forest rangers our greatest peves Alex has utter inability to say the word supremacist resistance is futile. Thank you so much. You're now policy

wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Next in regards to episode 664 Brett and Paul are in fact besties. Thank you so much. You're regards to episode 664, Brett and Paul are in fact besties. Thank you so much, you are now, Paul, as you want. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. I like that there's a continuity of shout out. Multiple of these are references to your shout outs from the past. And do you get a tech grad in the mix Jordan?

So thank you so much to Dan. I've been waiting for over a year for my walk shout out. And sorry to do this to you, but you brought it on yourself Who's there? You busted. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk Don't give my mentality a brilliant someone someone satamite sent me a book in a poop daddy shark Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black action. He's a loser little, little kitty baby. I don't wanna hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much. Yes, thank you very much. I'm not people getting busted lately. Yeah, it's not a little bustling. Recently we have been free of busts. So to continue a thread from last episode that we did, Alex was just invited on to Coast Coast AM for the first time.

And so when we pick up here on the 12th, this is just after that appearance. And what do you know? He's got a much larger audience now. And talking to my administrator, we now have infowars.com and prisonplanet.com spread over several servers. We now have a backup server at info well at at prison planet dot TV prison

planet dot TV and of course there's info wars dot net as a backup server. Before I went on coast to coast a semester day and we never had this happen. Something got into one of the servers and actually destroyed it internally. You don't see that happen. Probably a ground layer. They were placed today. And then this morning we got about 4 million visitors last night. Then this morning as the traffic went down uh... we had more uh... and then these are i'd be people looking at i don't just get up here on the air and say this uh... we've had more governmental uh... attacks

they do not want people in fifty states and canada all the world hearing me lay out news articles about concentration camps and foreign troops and then having them be able to go and actually see it posted. Yeah man, so you went on coast to coast. Bunch of people got drawn to his sources of information and the government could not take this. Of course. No, so they had to throw a wrench in the gears or however you want to put it. What's up? I just I see a hand raised. I just appreciate the idea of like, hey listen. I'm an IT person

Mm-hmm. This is the government. Oh, it's government. This is totally the government. Yeah, there's no one else This could be a Alex. I'm gonna give you the clearance to just go ahead into the government It's all listen the fingerprints are government. They're all over the yeah, I mean this gap there I'm an IT guy So of course I know that it's the government i do seem to notice that every time Alex has an influx of traffic there's a hack attack now what's fun about that is it does go both directions i could say Alex has a poorly constructed internet infrastructure sure and whenever there is increased traffic, his shit falls apart, because it's not used to dealing with that kind of traffic and can't handle it. That would be a reasonable, now simultaneously, Alex can just say, uh, Hey, uh, I got a bunch more traffic and that's threatening to the globalist.

So they put a hit out on my servers. Right. And we're both sitting here dwindling our thumbs and being like, well, I guess either is, it's Schrodinger's servers. Basically, same thing. Yeah, really. Nobody can, we can't, I can't prove him wrong. He should prove me wrong. Well, I mean, what's fun about it is that he has one concrete reason to continue doing

that. And that is that he is lazy. and he can just say that it's uh, Grimmlands, you know, it's the government. Um, lazy is one thing. Cheap is another. Cheap and lazy is the bottom line. He probably couldn't at this point in his career, especially probably, he couldn't have afforded. That's true.

Um, the kind of bandwidth and servers that you would have needed to deal with that kind of traffic. But I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's the luxury of being like, of being in a space where you can say I T guy said it's the fucking government. Yeah, is that why would you upgrade it because now it's also part of your Lord that it should go down Whenever you've got big news. Yeah, and it only serves to reinforce how important you are and what a threat you are Exactly. He's imaginary enemies. Yeah, I mean, it's a good game.

I understand why you play it. I just think it's stupid. It's very stupid. So, um, but that's because it's the government. Yeah, he talks about this, uh, uh, uh, uh, a little bit more. And then he has a, uh, it's very sad, very sad, uh, that this limits him in some way. Oh, no, poor guy. Man, it's very frustrating because there it all is for people to prove everything I was

laying out and it was there last night we were all able to follow along with it. We were actually waking up millions of people. And then today when all those good folks go to work and want to tell people how they can go look at it for themselves, we could have potentially woke up millions of people but instead we have our friends obviously with the NSA just having an absolute field day with us right now. After all, DARPA designed the Internet, they can draw it. What? So do me a favor.

Tell everybody about info wars.com and prisonplanted.com. And because there's just incredible updates there on both the sides. And Paul Watson, the webmaster, prison planet, worked a 24-hour workday yesterday. Woo! My wife worked an 18-hour workday. It's a lot. I worked a 21-hour workday. Damn. And, you know, to break it.

Did anybody ever send a paper there? Travel further. Have them pulling shenanigans like this. But, you know, what do we expect? What do we expect? We're in a war for humanity. We're in a war for humanity or an war for the future of the human species against criminals that want to basically turn us into cattle to be fed on and to be bled. So here's how you take the bullshit and you turn it into an actionable item. You have like, oh, we could have woken up so many more people. And that's why now you have to go

and spread shit around. It's great. It's like, oh, we missed this opportunity and we need to make up for it by you redoubling your promoting efforts of my own shit. Gotta take this to IRL, my man. It's pretty sweet. I would suggest that if the globalists truly were afraid of any of this stuff. Sure. Could have just had a, like a server thing when he was on the show, or you know how his phone lines keep fucking up all the time, all the time, they could have done that while he was on coast to coast. So he couldn't even be a guest. Ah, coast coast has a whole different system. The government isn't ready for them yet.

But Alex's end has a the sabotage possibilities. Wow, sure. I mean, but the IT guy didn't tell him where Alex was. Didn't I can't remember if Alex did say or he said he was going to chase down the person who was messing with his telephone. That is a good point. Look, the point, the point is that would have been the inflection point when the globalists would have interceded, right?

It's the next day when people are going to work and telling people to go to InfoWars, it would have been time zones. Oh wait, globalists only, they don't work after six. See, this is what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm surprised time zones. And it's 50 times the evening.

Deep into the evening. Yeah, the globalists have a strict, they do union. They do nine So dumb so dumb, but this happens every single time and wait this episode does control the internet what I mean well look at Bill Gates I know I understand the DARPA built the internet fight. Yeah Who does control it and can it be shut off? Can we just is there a place? Because this is a problem that I'm having and I don't because I don't know and I feel stupid for asking Uh-huh, but I feel like there isn't as much physical infrastructure that constitutes the fundamental basis of the internet

To the point where maybe there's that there's like 50 guys who can fuck up the entire internet for the world, you know? I think that there is a fair amount of physical stuff. But at the same time, I do think that as you trace the line further and further up, there probably are not 50 people but less than you'd imagine that could make mistakes in certain ways that could cripple internet access. Cause I mean, just think about it. Like something goes wrong and like your neighborhood has no service through whatever your provider is.

Right. Like, Xfinity. Right. Shits down for the day because something went wrong. Right. Now whoever's fixing that, imagine something goes wrong with them. And now it's like your entire zip code or whatever Right doesn't have access to the inner yeah, I feel like if you go up the chain there has to be some

Like large scale thing that could go wrong, but I don't know what it is either I don't know enough. It does feel it does feel a little bit like a customer service chain Where if I have an axe and I go up to this person, I'm like, okay, how do I do more damage with just one axe? And eventually I'll go up all the way to the top. And then I'm gonna- You think customers are gonna help you with that? I'm not saying they're going to help me.

I'm just saying that if you go all the way up the chain, I feel like eventually you get to a place where two or three guys with two or three axes could take out the internet. And I feel like that's an insane thought. I think it's a movie-ish the way you're imagining it. It is. Let's say you encounter a giant metal box that is the internet.

Right. How are you going to deal with that with an X? That's the first play. I feel like the medium is the answer there. How am I going to deal with this with an X? Yeah. I'll show you. I'll swing my X at it. Okay, that am I going to deal with this within the X? Yeah. I'll show you. I'll swing my X at it.

Okay, that doesn't happen. The way that I deal with it. Boy, I've wrote that idea. No playing me with that X. I don't know. Maybe there'll be a panel or something. I'll use the sharp end of the X. So like, open a panel.

There's no panel. All right. I've wrote it out of ideas here, quick man. That's amazing. Because here's why I'm Ha here's what I wonder are you imagining like an old-time axe or like a woodcutter axe? Oh a woodcutter axe Okay, see now you're stupid because here's because there's a sharp end and a blunt end You could have tried hitting it with either side. You had a plan B in your hand. Did you think I was using a two-sided battle axe?

I thought maybe because you only tried swinging once. I thought you'd be like, oh, it's gonna be the same either side. I've been realizing I've gotten dungeon mastered right now. Well, roll, see if there's a panel. There's a panel. If not played Baldur's Gate yet. Everybody talks so highly of it. Gotta get started.

Nope. Not yet, because I don't play station until September. Anyway, the rest of the show is not worth a damn. Okay. So that's Friday. We jump back in on Monday the 15th. And Alex has some thoughts about the Madrid bombing. All right.

And so here's his thoughts there socialist outspanes ruling party what really went on with these bombings uh... last Thursday more has come out now got globalist fingerprints all over it we will we will detail this today and poll Joseph Watson is joining us as well with his great analysis writers reported that those big protest you saw weren't against the supposed terrorist,

but were against the government. Many of them saying the government was behind it. Oh, people are starting to get it. That then neutralizes the government chair card. So we'll cover that article as well very very important officials probes pain maraco bombings give you their uh... spin again anti-government protest bring up across spain is the accused of government of being behind it putting out

propaganda were so sorry for the two hundred people that died there and the hundreds of others that were injured so i was just trying to make this sound like the protests were about accusations that the bombings were a false flag and were attacking the government for being complicit in them. But that's not the case. There were protests against the government, which these articles discussed, but they were against the Azenar administration putting so much focus on blaming the ETA, the BASC

separatist group that had denied involvement in the bombing, and there was no evidence that they had done it. Blaming the BASC group was politically useful for the Asnar government in the lead up to the elections, and the people were able to see through that scapegoating. It was not the leftist socialist party that was doing the scapegoating either. Asnar was the head of the People's Party, which would be described as nationalistic and fairly center right. The public rejected the government's response to the bombings, and voted in, the center left PSOE, also known as the Spanish Socialist Workers Party.

Alex has none of the details correct about this, but he sees some touch points that he can work with, like the word Socialist, and the idea that there were protesters opposing the government. From there, he can craft his own story out of these elements and sell it to the audience, knowing that none of them will ever look deeper into this at all. If the audience had the ability to critically analyze information, they wouldn't be listening to Alex and taking him seriously in the first place, so it's pretty safe for him to just do whatever he wants.

It's nuts, man. This is like, he's so wrong about this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I get, sometimes I get really stuck on that like card thing, you know? Like, it's the terror card, you know? Yeah, yeah. So it's so emblematic of a point of view on how this shit is handled. Like, oh, see, this is like a, this is like a tentetet between the government and I.

They're playing their tear record and I'm playing my... Let's put it very clearly. It's like, government and I. It's Alex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is like, but that's used less literally, I believe, in real world, you know, in like more metaphorically, more colloquially, in real spaces, you know, in like more metaphorically, more colloquially, in real spaces, you know,

like people in a debate or whatever politicians that are like might use that thing. But it is still kind of like, once you start to view it in that sense, it dehumanizes everything about it. And it de-realizes it. It takes it out of the frame of reality, you know, everything's a fucking game.

It's, you're turning it into something that is fundamentally silly. Yeah, yeah. And then I also, I was thinking about this as he was talking and that like this, people are aware that the government did this and you know, trying to make people scared and that neutralizes that terror card.

Yeah, yeah. And so I was like teasing the thread out a little bit. Like let's imagine that everybody gets awake to Alex's shit One hundred percent and now everybody's like oh, yeah, the government's doing this terrorism in order to make us scared And so now every time there's a terrorist attack. They're like oh, this isn't real. Yeah What a perfect scenario for a terrorist. Yeah, they would never be blamed for terrorist acts It would almost be a perfect setup for right wing terrorists to get way scot free with any kind of acts that they want to commit against groups that they don't like. It's almost like they're dreams. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Strange how

it seems like that what they're doing now is almost in service of creating a world more like that. Yeah. If you create a circumstance where everybody need jerk blames the government for any tragedies that happen that kind of gives you the green light to be able to carry out tragedies Politically or not politically literally, but to serve political purposes. Yep. All right. It's I mean, it's probably a coincidence. I would say that it is. I mean, maybe 50 50. What's not 50 50 is Alex's feelings about theme parks?

Oh god, I'm honestly like, we've talked enough about how Alex feels about movies, but I don't know how Alex feels about theme parks, and I genuinely feel like it could go in any direction right now. We don't get enough talk about the theme park itself. Alex does get caught up in the entrance to it. Let's see. This is the type of rumble that only Alex can engineer. Me being like, what's he gonna have to say about shit? And then it's like, no, I couldn't even make it past the fucking door. He does go. And so there is some hope that in later episodes he'll revisit

this. But I would ask you. Yes. What theme park do you think you want to? Um, okay. It is either because we're in 2004. Yep. It don't tell me that the creation museum is around. No, no, no, no. This is a big one. Big one. Yeah. Uh, uh, no, uh, uh, the universal studios. No, I was going to, universal studios. No. I was going to say national studios. Oh, you know, you're those. Universal studio. That's too big for a national studio studio.

Yeah. If Alex has his way, none of this one world studio. Yeah, exactly. No, I got no idea. No Disney. Oh, is it? I thought it would be too obvious to say Disney. It's not Disney.

Let's see. That's what I didn't say Disney. What if I were to tell you it's really wet? Ha ha ha ha. Six flags. No, great adventure. Great America. Great America.

No. Jesus, you went to SeaWorld. Anyway. Is that at the bar? I want to see more. Yeah, I think so. Oh, I asked two weeks ago, and I had a lot of fun. So I said, well, I'll go back this weekend

because I bought a season pass and it's just an hour away. I'm trying to take some time off, spend some time on my wife because I work pretty hard. Last time we just bought our season pass, this time we had to go get the card and they wanted to buy them, I mean, I've practically scanned my hand. And so I pulled the video camera out, we'll be posting it I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment. I'm at the moment.

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There's a huge story huge story. I tried to find that video of him at Sea World and I can't find it. But I would I'm going to continue the hunt. I was on that one I would like. Yeah. So Alex only had this issue with the scanner because he bought a season pass. All parks like Sea World use some kind of confirmation system to screen entrance of season passes because if they didn't then you could just give it to anyone you wanted in one person's season pass could turn into a hundred missed ticket sales. Or even worse you could rent your pass to people and if you played it right you could make a pretty big profit at the park's expense. the industry generally preferred some form of this biometric identification because photo IDs were inconsistent and they took longer to check on entry So if you're just trying to funnel people through that makes it It was seen as inefficient for the IDs But within just a few you your SeaWorld would have banned in this hand scan system and favor of returning to photo IDs

Because it's just a hassle. Yeah, none of this should have surprised Alex because when he signed up for the season pass He would have agreed to it. Maybe it's in the fine print or something, but I don't know It almost seems like Alex decided to do this in order to have something to get mad about and to give him a quick Launch off point to get into a rant about how oppressed he is and how tyranny's around every corner I I did I like that I like that they started with the biometrics and then you were just like fuck this and went back to the like Can you imagine how fucking funny it would be if the mark of the beast just like peedered out? Yeah, like hey man. We got this mark of the beast

They just won't use it man. I'm sorry anti-Christ. I imagine it's not even like they won't use it It's like this just costs a lot upkeep is tough I mean it's there's more efficient ways of doing it. Sorry, Antichrist. I mean what if the you know it just like one of your readers stops working or something then then where are you? What if the Antichrist is a lot like threads? Like a big influx at the very beginning and then it all goes away. What is the beast other than a mastodon?

Exactly. Right. Right. Right. Right. That was another one. That's Blue Sky thinking, my friend. Right. Yeah. Friendster. That's right. I should have I should have tagged it with the friendster. Hmm. But I couldn't work it into a sentence.

No. So Alex, what's C world? And so that means it's time for a long winded story about getting to the gate. Not this weekend, but last weekend, you know, I'm making myself takeoff. I'm making myself takeoff to go fishing for a few hours. I'm making myself takeoff to go with weights. I'm making myself takeoff a few hours a week. I'd take my wife out to dinner or to go for a walk with her few times a week. I feel it's not. Because literally for a decade I haven't stopped and it's not good for me and I found

when I do take occasional breaks my mind works better so I've been doing that in the fight against the New World Order. I am far beyond driven. But last weekend, now two weeks ago or a week and a half ago, I went down to SeaWorld and it was $38 for a day pass, $48 for an entire season pass. So for six months, their half year season, it's San Antonio, I guess it's open year around

in Orlando, but it's only open half a year here in Texas, it's too cold for half a year. in Texas. It's just too cold for half the year. I bought a season pass. It was only like $10 more. So many details. And then you have to give you the little paper printout with a scan on it. And we walked through and I was going to go and roll. They let you into the park.

When you first buy it, they go, now you go and roll over there, sir. And it was a big line at the, quote, passport office. It's called the passport office. And my wife and I said, I don't want to do that. We'll do it next time. Hmm. Let's just go, you know, she the park and, you know, see Shambu, Shambu was there about to

have the whole. Oh my God, get to the point. This play at that time only happens a few times a day. So we ran to see that under the big dome. Well, when I got up this Saturday morning at about, um, we're on a different day now. 738 in the morning, and I've been up on another syndicated show until about two in the morning. So I was pretty tired. I said, you know what? Let's just today, let's, let's come back to San Antonio. It's only

an hour away. I said, I want to go relax again. We only got to see last Saturday half the exhibits. And I want to go see the rest of it. She said, you want to go again? And I said, well, yeah, I mean, it's fun. You had fun didn't you? She said, yeah, you don't have to like they're torturing those whales. But I said, yeah, you know, but at least it teaches people about the environment, I guess. And I, boy, I'm something like a socialist, I said, and I'm making excuses. I said, let's just go have a good time. She said, okay, I'll go.

How long is this haircut gonna last? Damn it, let me see the fish. So I'm curious about what in that conversation is him sounding like a socialist. Just, I mean, I want wanna say, I think it's basic empathy for whether or not animals incorrect. What? Because that's what his wife said.

That's right. So he was rejecting it. He was rejecting it. He said, at least we get to learn a little bit about ocean life or whatever. That's what makes him feel like he's a socialist. Right. Denying and sort of making excuses for the abuse of animals.

Right. In favor of, I guess we can learn about oceans. I guess we can learn about oceans. So learning about oceans is socialist. That is a very socialist thing to do. Okay. The more you learn about oceans, and this is actually true. And I know this is going gonna be tough to believe the more you learn about oceans the more likely you are to

Realize that the earth is being changed by human Actions and then that'll lead you to desire a movement on things like fossil fuels and the like so Learning about oceans one hundred percent a socialist thing to do. And let's not forget the crabs work in co-ops. That is true. And what else? Schools of fish? Those are private schools of fish. Those are not private schools. They teach abortion. Right? It's a period. It's a indoctrination in the schools of fish. Ha ha ha ha. Hoooooo. So yeah, this story is a little bit, it's a little bit like he's killing time. That is a little bit.

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A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit., please stop. Oh, good. Guess what? Move on. Guess what? To the next thing he is going to. It's not done. The story ain't done. We wouldn't have breakfast and drove down and I'm trying to

skate the New World Order for a few hours, trying to spend some time with my wife. And I get there. To the facility. I got a positive already. Sure, because I'm just now imagining him going to see world with a globalists in hot pursuit. Yeah.

He's trying to escape the new world order. Once we get to see world, they can't follow it. You're right. It's international waters. Get in there. Shamu's in international waters. You know, fuck with the killer way. No.

Um, yeah. Also important to remember, as Alex tells this story, he and his wife made the active decision to not do what they were supposed to do, which was go to that passport office in order to deal with their season pass. Whatever is happening at the second time they go is a result of their own decision to not follow the rules. Right. And I pull up and pay for my parking and drive up and it's a nice cool morning and I

walk up to the turn styles with my pass And they say you bought this last week. They scanned it under a scanner. They said you bought this last week and I said yeah They said well you were supposed to go to the passport office They have one outside the parking one inside the park. She said you're gonna have to go over there to the passport office and So I went in student line for about 10 minutes, and went in, and there were all these banks of cameras. It looked like a driver's license facility, a DMV,

a state police office, where you'd a driver's license or ID. And I walk up, and I stand there, and I go, well, you ready to take my picture? They go, no sir, we don't do that anymore. I said, oh, okay, well, that's good, wow. And showed them my paper card. They gave us our two cards, our two plastic cards, and I went back to the turnstile.

And the lady goes, okay, great. And she just takes a plastic cover because it was misting a little bit rainy. She takes a plastic cover off of the biometric hand scanner, right, even though the model of it, developed by the defense department. And I look at it, I say excuse me. He said yes Everyone who has a part pass

has to scan and I said well, I'm not gonna scan and She said why and I said well because it's part of the military industrial complex I'm not gonna scan the the banks, the public schools, the school buses, city buses are now, they're going to make us scan, face scan, thumb scan, hand scan, or voice print, start our car to get groceries to do anything.

It's part of the casual society tracking grid. To get rid of cash and she said, she said, well, I'm glad you're told me this is scary she was not in your head uh... security guards nodding their head and some guy walking along to get shit everybody's having this awakening i remember working in the service field and i think i probably would

responded the same yeah that's what i don't know that's that's very interesting line for your thing is in the passport line uh... that's right. That's really good to know. That's that's very interesting. The line for your thing is in the passport line Uh-huh. That's where you want to go. Yeah, wow. You really know a lot. That's cool. Yep. Put your thumb on the thing I do believe that you might have said that because again, you clearly can tell if Alex is like if he's accurately describing the way he acted. Yeah, then you you work in service for, you know, a good six months and you know how to get the lay of the land. Indeed. You can sense that like, okay, if I push back in any way, this is going to get worse. Oh yeah, I'm going to treat you like a baby.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very clearly like, okay, if I'm walking through the jungle, I know that there is a pit of spikes covered with a thin veil of leaves right over there. I know it. Yeah, and that pile of spikes is Alex Jones. Yeah.

I might have even talked about this on the podcast like way back, but like when I worked at the movie theater back in Missouri, the there's this one guy that I could always like he was very memorable, like it just a total asshole. Yeah. Nobody liked dealing with him because he was a prick. Yeah. And he had an order that I remembered.

And so like basically what I would do is I see, I'd see him up at the ticket booth and I'd start getting his order ready. And he started to treat me well. It wouldn't go to other people's lines so he wasn't treating them like assholes and he would start being nice to me. And I'm not gonna become friends with you necessarily,

but hey, we've diffused this situation by me just going out of my way to do this because I know you're an asshole. And people in service industry like stuff, obviously that strategy is the loser strategy for me. You know, like that's bad. But you play Kate assholes. Because that's, I mean, unfortunately, the job is eating shit. No, it is the number one most frustrating aspect

of our world is that instinctively we know that we should reward good behavior, and yet in practicality, we see pretty much all the time people who perform the worst. We all just get out of the way because it's easier than fucking confronting as bullshit. And this is one of the reasons why it's super important when you're not a piece of shit. Two, three people in service capacities and industries.

Yeah. Well, you know, make a pay forward for the fact that they have to deal with assholes. They have to deal with assholes. And they'll get fired if they fight with them. Yeah. Yeah. So that sounds like what Alex is. That's what it evokes for me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was I think I I wasn't until I was like Seven years into doing hearing aids where I'd like for the first time Somebody came in and they were just a real dick to me and I was like, okay, you can go now You know like just know know anything know no sales nothing, just like you have now ended this interaction. And their mind was blown, just like, no, you can't do that. And I was like, I can't be fired for this. I can't get in trouble for this.

You're a piece of shit. And I get to say it to your face. So please leave now, you piece of shit. And it was amazing. It was one of the great feelings that I've ever had in a service industry. I'm not sure that I've ever Got that I mean I got to kick people out of the theater a bunch But that was just because they were like Yeah, yeah, everybody feels back because you kind of want to be the one misbehaving

Also, there's one guy when I worked at a theater here in Chicago There was a guy Jake and off in one of the theaters. We had to chase him definitely not fun. Yeah, did not catch him He's quick. Yeah, I'm hand Think it was in the film mega mind mega bird. That's the what well big heads will do it for a lot of people Yeah, pretty funny movie. Well That's the what well big heads will do it for a lot of people. Yeah pretty funny movie Especially when somebody's drinking it. No, that takes away from Will Ferrell's performance Anyway Alex talks a little bit more about his experience at the the entrance

We still at the entrance we don't get past it. We don't get past it. I saw several security guards nodding their head And some guy walking along said yeah, it's a dictator ship So everybody's having this awakening. She said yeah a lot of people don't like it. You can go on through And the security was nodding. I mean obviously that's not the rule But so many people refusing they just nodded at security guards. We're see where this isn't five years ago They'd run up and said, well, what's your problem? I mean, we've got video stuff like this. They were all nodding and looked very concerned.

In their guts, they know we're all joining together, refusing this, and then somebody behind me comes through and refuses. And my wife goes, you know, we had a video camera, but we didn't expect all this to happen. It's just like the driver's license facility. Nobody talks about it. When I bought the season pass, they didn't say you biometrically scan.

When I went into the passport, obviously, get the card. They didn't say you biometrically scan. It's when you get to the turnstiles with the big line behind you with the pressure, you know, to submit, just go through the cattle shoots that it happens. It's all drafted, you know, by just go through the cattle shoots that it happens it's all crafted uh... you know by by government psychologist study all this and this is all admitted it's a big government psychologist have formulated the best way to

fuck with people at sea world yeah here's i here's what i can see about the nodding alright so if i'm taken they're not in each other to like keep an eye on this guy. That's what I'm saying. Like, you see, everybody turns and nods and they're like, yes, we know we've got an eye on this one.

We know you're over there, keep an eye on the entrance to that. Yeah, everybody, no, the nods are coordination, 100% of silent leg. Yeah, yeah. They didn't let him through because so many people are refusing. They let him through because he's a pain in the ass. Yeah, it literally might as well have been enough people

just being like, listen, it's just SeaWorld. Go on it, man. Just go. So I'm fairly certain that they didn't just spring this scanning thing on Alex out of nowhere. I would bet everything I own that he just didn't read the agreement for the season pass. And instead of admitting that, he's just making

it SeaWorld's fault and turning it into some big deal. Oh, I didn't realize I had to do this. I should have bought a day pass or whatever. I could have bought a day pass or it's actually a gigantic government conspiracy to steal my biometric information at SeaWorld. Right. Yeah.

I mean, like what a glowing endorsement for SeaWorld. Alex Jones, one of the most difficult to impress people in the world, went two weekends in a row. So I want to bring up a little parallel here that actually Alex evoked himself, which is the connection between this situation and the one that he had at the DMV. Famously in one of his dumb documentaries, Alex goes to the DMV and gets really mad at how they wanted to thum scan to get his fingerprint on file, which leads to a crowd gathering and Alex getting to play the role of a bold revolutionary.

That story and this one at C-World are interesting because Alex thinks that they illustrate one thing, but they actually send the exact opposite message than he thinks. Alex is acting like these are stories that prove the tyranny is everywhere, and you just have to resist it. But in the real world, these are just stories about Alex being an asshole and annoying people. This SeaWorld adventure ends with him complaining at the unfortunate person working the counter about how the government is trying to control him through his SeaWorld pass, and he's such a pain in the ass that they just say whatever and let him through.

If this were tyranny and some grand plan to track and trace everyone, that would not happen. This is a profit protection mechanism, so this person can cut bait on the handscan thing because the couple of bucks they might lose on Alex isn't going to be worth the hassle he's clearly presenting. It's like when you work in some retail environment, often you have the ability to add a discount or a coupon to check out because you can diffuse 10th situations with clear assholes that way. When I worked at JC Penney, we had a button we could press

though, it'd just be 10% off, or whatever, to be like, all right, here, let me, it's so sorry, you're trouble, whatever. It's built into the actual price that the rest of us pay, that there will be a discount for assholes. Yeah. Plus, this SeaWorld employee probably recognized that no matter what, Alex was just gonna find himself back at that passport office the next time he tried to come to the park,

so who gives a shit? Just let him through today and save yourself the trouble. As for the DMV story, we know from listening to the show that there's an unfilmed epilogue to that story. After Alex made a huge scene and played the role of the hero for the cameras, he left and came back to the DMV. When he returned, he did the thumb scan without causing a scene because he needed his driver's license.

He knew that wasn't tyranny, he just recognized that the optics were right for him to exploit, so he did, and then he slunk back to submit to the scan when people weren't watching so he could get his license. If he truly believed this was tyranny, he wouldn't have gone back. If this was a principle question, he would have refused and not gotten his license, risking being arrested or getting a ticket if he was pulled over. If he got arrested, that would just give him the perfect opportunity to bring this horrible tyranny of thumb scans in front of a court, where he might be able to get some change moving and actually be an activist.

He didn't do those things because he doesn't believe that Thumbscanning for a driver's license is actually tyranny, it's just useful for him to pretend. He doesn't think the government is trying to track him through sea world tickets, but the optics are there for him to take advantage of. Both of these cases are just Alex being an asshole and ruining the days of people who are unlucky enough to work somewhere he shows up. In a very real sense, Alex is the victim of his own designs. He desperately seeking for the appearance of oppression

everywhere he goes, starving for anything that can validate his worldview. He's not really the victim here, though, since he makes a ton of money off it. The real victims are the people who are just living their lives and going to work who get cast in Alex's little plays. They have no choice in the matter. They'll often be portrayed as idiots or villains and they get no residuals. So it's kind of a bummer, but you know, just basically, if you see Alex, we'll go to the other side of the street. Just avoid.

That's what everyone should have done. Just been like, I get what you're doing. I'm gonna go over there. I know. I know. Do you know what's fascinating? It's a weird time to bring this up, but there's an anime called The Vinland Saga.

All right, and it's a classic Viking story kind of thing, right? It's not about that whistleblower and the Trump impeachment. No, no, no. So it's a classic Viking story kind of thing, right? It's not about that whistleblower and the Trump impeachment. No, no, no. So it's a classic Viking story, but it is told from a radically pacifist point of view, right? So over two seasons, like in the first season, it's all the cool Viking stuff where it's like,

ah, going to war and killing people's fight. And then in the second season, it's like, oh, maybe just killing people is a bad idea. And then it comes down to it and it's like, oh, he'll fight or die. And the guy's like, no, I'm just gonna keep running. I'm gonna run away forever. I don't care about this dirt that I stand on.

You guys want some shit fine, man. I'm out, I'm leaving. I'm just leaving. I don't want to do that. I don't even, I don't want to fight anybody. I don't know you. Yeah. Leave me alone. Yeah. And it is, it is such a perfect distillation of like, yeah, leave me the, I'm just going. I'm just going. I'm just going. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that makes me think of the Alex's whole like, you can be with me or you're submitting to the globalists. I'm not playing. No, no, no.

I understand you have this dichotomy, and I just, I refuse. Totally. I'm out, I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. And it is just like so much like that is what I think now, whenever I view Alex or that ilk of just like, no, run away.

Like be very, be very strong and brave and just run away and never think about this again. Yeah, and it's not because you're afraid of them or anything. It's just, this isn't worth it. What are we doing? Yeah. Everybody, here's what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of asking myself the question, what are we doing? And then the answer being fighting over dirt. What are we doing? Yeah. Yeah. It's that, I managed to say this to one person once. Yeah. It felt good and then immediately felt terrible. But they were like, I'll see you later and I said, the response, not if I see you first. It's a great little one too.

It is. It is fun. But they felt terrible. It's so stupid. What am I doing? But I meant it. I didn't like this person. Of course.

Yeah, that's how everyone should treat people like Alex. Yeah. If you see them first, they should never see you. They should wander this earth and be like, where did everyone go? Right. Turn it into an episode of the Twilight Zone for us. If it is Bowdome or Twilight Zone. Imagine if the entirety of the human race just decided that Alex Jones lived in 28 days

later and wherever he was, there was like a 600 foot radius of everybody just moving around him like a bubble. No, that'd be terrible. Now, because then if someone wasn't in on it, Alex would try and eat them. And then you would totally eat that, people. We would have to feed Alex a person every week. Yeah, that's no good. Like Betty White and like placid, putting a cow over the giant alligator.

So Alex gets off the topic of SeaWorld Complaints. Naturally. And we get back to the issue of Coast to Coast. Right. So Alex was on Coast to Coast. And obviously he's a big star now. Of course. And what happens to big stars? Johnny Carson. Right. So Alex was on coast to coast. And obviously he's a big star now. Of course. And what happens to big stars? Johnny Carson. No. Oh, somebody on C span talks about them. Oh, so. So on Washington Journal on C span. They, one of the interviews that they did.

I think it was like the day after Alex was on coast to coast was with a guy who wrote a book about conspiracy. And so Alex's, I guess, feeling like this is in response to his appearance on coast to coast. Right. Like this is the damage control for the globalists on C-SPAN on Washington Journal. It's not, it's not, God, how funny would it be if it was Ronson? It would be funny, but then Alex's response would be different. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, we would know.

Yeah, yeah. I went and looked it up and I found the C-SPAN interview. And I, you know, like obviously if you're interviewing somebody who's talking about conspiracy, Alex is gonna come up probably yeah And even in 2004 he was pretty prevalent among 9-11 conspiracy as shit and so Alex is like I was on C-SPAN or I was on coast to coast and then They're so scared much like the the servers going down right so scared right and so this ends up happening and man oh man now to be totally serious here last Friday morning after I've

been on coast to coast I am Ryan Lamb a founder of C-SPAN the head of it went on a show Washington Journal and I've probably got 20 tapes on the shelf of him talking about me when callers call in he knows who I am he he kind of sneakily attacks me routinely I'm calling him up I want to go on a show I'll be nice to the guy I can come on this show in fact we got the numbers posted on the site and it's not a lot of cool about it and also the video from C-SPAN you can watch it I hope you'll call him and tell him to have me on. I still have that time of year around doing that. But look, I'm on C-SPAN.

I'm not interested in attention. I, I, on C span. You talk to people who write books. I might speak very calmly. I could be underneath a rock for as much as you would know. Yeah. The the bastion of publicity stunts C span. Yeah. Well, I'm going to say yeah, I heard Alex Jones on coast to coast. I am last night.

How does really shift the I-eyed professor on knowing that he's very, very Mr. Jones, very young. And for an hour, they sat there talking about me with callers calling and defending me and then they kind of attacked the callers. That was amazing, but so Brian Lam's boss from the Star Chamber is angry with me. And so we've decided to have him on air with us. So let's go ahead and bring Mr. Lam's boss. Because that morning they were busy doing damage control. And it's a good to have you on.

Is it Mr. Chaos? Mr. Chaos, are you there? Excuse me, sir. You're on. What? You're on sir. Oh, oh, yes. Yes.

Boo! Yeah, I knew we were in trouble. Yeah. Because you know, it's not out of Alex's normal, the genre, to complain about people talking about him. Sure. Making a big deal out of it. I thought this is completely normal.

Yeah. And then as soon as he was like, we have Brian Lambs boss, I'm like, oh no. Bad comedy bit. No, you saw me look at you with daggers in my eyes. Before it came out, I was like, fuck, here it comes. Yeah. I was like, we already treacherous waters.

It is, it is what the, like, the knowledge that a joke is coming is, is like, and now the hair on my arms, something's wrong. I can sense something terrible coming in the future. Lord, take it back to SeaWorld Someone tell me more about the game You said you paid for parking tell me more about how much did it cost? How much was that worth 10 years ago? Are you mad you have a license plate? Are you mad? You have a license plate. So yeah, important things to realize. Yeah, this is clearly planned in advance. Yeah, this is somebody who has got a sound effect for himself This is not just Alex doing both voices. Oh God. No. Yeah. Oh boy. This turns out. Okay, so I thought it was pre-recorded. No, no There is another guy doing this bit. It's Paul Lifhtopkins. No. It's I don't remember.

I don't really work. Dave Van Cleese, I believe is his name. He's married to Captain Joyce Riley, who hosts the power hour, which is another show on GCN. All right. So they're just it's a. It's that kind of thing. Yeah.N. Alright, so they're just it's a yeah, yeah, the local access fund. Yeah, basically yeah, and I'll say I don't know if I've ever seen much of Alex trying to do two man acts trying to do some comedy. Yeah, yeah, and Here are a couple of names of the next clips because This is good satire. Okay. And it wraps up strong. I'll let you be the judge of that.

Of which of which is which? No. If any of that is accurate. Hello, Mr. Jones. Hello, Mr. Chaos. Yes, I want to tell you that I've had to double my usage of mail-offs over the weekend And I'm going to say something I usually don't say it's a word that was purged from my vocabulary some years ago And I'm going to Mr. Jones would you would you

Please Shut up Well, I'm sorry, mr. Chaos dot off. Well, I'm sorry, Mr. K. Osh. Lord Rothschild, I can't do that. I'm sorry. If you're giving me headaches, you're giving us a lot of a spits over here because you simply keep on doing what you're doing. You both just stop. We won't go along together long. You know, you made things very difficult for us and we certainly don't appreciate it. Where's my mailbox? And you're gonna be my mailbox? Well, well your lordship, maybe that'll make you happier by call you Dark Lord. Your friend Francois Mieneron was at the Louvre that 71 foot pyramid bill with

666 pieces of glass. Why did you do that publicly if you guys are the but you obviously been talking about these issues on your radio for some time you know so many of the people

don't understand we like it that way we call them uh... the uh... what's the word we call the profane you say profane has nothing to do with obscenity it has to do with the people that are ignorant people that are well as we call where's a punchline um he the punchline is maylocks apparently that's what we're that's what we're hanging our add-on Alex you have given me heartburn Alex sometimes I am unhappy oh Yeah, so apparently it's a Rothschild thing So I didn't I mean Alex just injected that now it's the reality of the scene

So we got to get you got to go with it. Well, I mean it would be the reality of a scene if you had a competent scene partner I mean look. I don't know who should be mad at the other I Mean I don't think anybody should have done this. Me locks! Oh my god. At least, you know, but at least that guy's given it something. Alex is terrible at this. Truly terrible.

What are you talking about? He brought up fresh whalmeater off. Exactly. I mean, really terrible at this. Truly terrible to, to, to, that's what you've got to bring out like, what about this very specific thing that I reference That's not real from five years ago. What are you talking about well it all connects? That's terrible you wait till they get to the third beat. Oh

Wow wait till they get to the song wait till they get to one beat there were no beats There were no beats. There's no joke. I wonder I respect the idea Not saying not being able to say please I respect that that is at least a good respect to when he does it two more times. Absolutely not okay Well, one you get one and that's even that but that's weak. That's just set up. Yeah, that's that up You do the poop of the thing. It's maybe Characterization Yeah, I can see that a little bit. Yeah, you're fleshing out who this person is.

But once you hit the pleas, you deliver a punch immediately after the show. Otherwise you've lost a way. I think the punch is just that it's happening. You know, I think. That's not enough. That's not enough of a punch. That wasn't the argument I was making.

I'm just saying that I think that they think it's funny just that there's a sound effect. I do. I do think that, and I do think that that's something that is happening a lot with that humor is that it's like they know what it sounds like. Uh-huh. You know, they've got like the rhythm of it. It's like I can't where you're coming from. Isn't it funny that Alex Jones, the king of fighting the globalists, is spending this time on his broadcast to do a weird character bit that means nothing. Is that funny on its own?

I think that the audience that Alex Cater's to probably does think that that's funny in and of itself. Really? Probably? I mean, I wish I didn't believe you, but I kind of do. I wish I couldn't believe you, but I think it's obvious that you're right. Man, it's... The word ambitious almost came out of my mouth. I really, I really, I was, I honestly, I was about,

I was ready, I had a correction. I had a pocket that I was ready to bring out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know it's brave to try new things. That, that, that, that lanes that you should stick in. Stick in your lane. I know myself well enough to know that I can't sing. So you're not going to hear me sing on this podcast, except for, you know, Karaoke, and if I write a parody of the devil, went down to George, sure. Maybe I sing on this podcast. You sing quite a bit actually. I think I have, I have betrayed my own premise. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha most elemental part and and and over. He's bad at this is a distillation of what he's bad at. Yeah, it's not funny. He's bad at he's not good with a partner. Yeah, he has no chemistry with anybody. It's just bad top to bottom.

This is like that. This is like that. Uh, Dunning Kruger effect so much is these are all of the things that he cannot do. Like he is actively bad at them, but he does not realize that he, like, he doesn't have the capacity to understand why he's bad at it. But how did you like that laughing you could hear in the background?

Oh my, yeah, yeah, here comes tomorrow. And the people that are initiated, uninformed. And so when we put this information or these symbols before their eyes, they simply don't see it. It's called hiding something in plain sight. But thanks to you, you're explaining all this trust your audience. Symbology to this cheap love there. And they're starting to become aware of it. And we don't appreciate to preach why not? Oh, now your Lordship You sound like you're in a keeper a tomb of some time. I'm gonna pause right there. Why is it bad for?

The bad guy for symbols to be understood I don't understand why that's a problem if they're just like putting all this hiding and playing view You know like that's a pyramid's and music videos stuff. Like why is it? Why does it make any difference if people? I don't know. It's not magic. There is, like, unless you do believe that it's my, that's the thing anyway, back to the bit. Are you at a, a scullin' bones compound somewhere? Sir, we just stop that, stop that don't appreciate that of that end. Let me ask you a question your lord shit. Wow But no 11 days after 9 11 on 3 11 a double 11 on tundra there We have this bombing this horrible bombing and I know now they're talking about martial law globally and so no here's the problem. Yeah double 11 on tundra Could be funny. It could but it wasn't no in that

Like Alex wasn't saying that as something funny. He was grasping at straws trying to find a way to describe these 11 Yeah, he sucked the funny out of it. Yes, it's it's an amazing thing like if he's a funny vacuum if you the funny out of it yes it's it's an amazing thing like if he's a funny vacuum if you put the emphasis on unusual syllables and you say things slightly differently it is almost always very funny and somehow he did it wrong yeah he's a cool of funny amazing a giant crackdown on freedom uh can you explain to us the numerology there in the police? No, I won't explain it to you. You have nothing but an conspiracy theorist, and all the listeners out there can conspiracy theorists. Is this the ghost of deathless?

You don't know about what you're talking about, and if I keep saying it, maybe your listeners will start to believe it after a while. Well, I tell you guys responded pretty quick. I mean, to have a national TV show with an hours of myself going off the air, opening the show with my name and putting websites up on the air and telling everyone, you know, how are we danger? Should this be allowed? Mr. Lam said, let me should this be allowed? What I'm doing? Well, Brian is a good guy. You can't go to the same voice. If he decided to help us with that way with the gentleman that is the scholar from New York state, what was his name?

A Michael Barker, am I believe it is? Yes, he's written this new book. What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now?

What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? What is happening now? I gotta interrupt you. Listen to the dog, you can't have rep from the eye. I'm in the star chamber. Listen to me, you punk. You can tell it. Let me tell you something. You're the Lord. You're not actually in the, let me tell you something Lord Rothschild.

Listen to me right now. Remember, uh, we're going to talk about whatever we want here. This is America and we're free and we're not your, we're not your popper. Surf your slaves. So until they started interrupting each other, I thought there was a chance that it was Alex doing both parts. I did too. I thought he was doing like a bad Phil Hendry. I could see it. Yeah, I could see it. Yeah, because you know, you could just press a button and have that sound or whatever. And when he started doing the same voice kind of same voice. It made me think he was slipping and like fucking it up, but he wasn't. This is strange. I mean it's ambitious. I will say that the bit wrapped up really well. It's not done. Oh boy. Yeah.

Okay. Are you ready to see the landing? Here's it like one. Don't comment on things that you are in control of in your false reality. How do you mean? I mean, like, if you're okay, you can't be like, Oh, in this case. No, I mean, like, you can't be like, Oh, you sound weird coming through. Yes, he does, that's the point.

So he's in the star chamber, that's a bit. Yeah, you can. He's the bit. You cannot wrench, you can't comment on that. You did that on purpose. Commenting on that makes you stupid, right? Like, there's so many of those little tiny, everything about this is just bad comedy.

Like it is like, he's like a comedy vacuum. It is like every little thing that someone could do wrong to unfunny something. He does. But in some ways, I don't know funny. It's not. Yeah, you're right. I don't even find it amusing to listen to it fail.

Well, I mean, I think you gotta, you know, see the totality of a bit before you really judge it. Like oftentimes punch lines come at the end, right? You're selling me so good. Yeah, so here, this is, this is actually our last clip. Okay, and it is the last clip of this bit. Oh no. And this is the clip that is titled

Bit Raps Up Strong. Okay. Anything else you'd like to say to your Lord? No I've had quite enough and besides my servant here, found my mail-ups and also a couple of double, a double start-up project to calm me down. I'm Mr. Jones, you're going to have to stop the synonygans, stop broadcasting, just stop doing what you're doing, because if you don't, will, will, where's my mailbox? Well, your lordship, there's millions of people speaking out. I mean, how do you get us when there's millions of us? Real quick, he said that the guy found his mailbox, and then now he's screaming, where my maylocks yeah he's committed to that as like that's the funny word i can't like that's

you know how sometimes people throw in a funny word sure uh... and it's that's maylocks wow yep wow now learning the truth i mean earlier i talked about how they put biomepric standards in its seaworld and i explained it to them and the security guards were nodding their head looking concerned looking scared. They were nodding and agreeing saying thank you for telling us about this.

Use to the seaworld. Everybody seems to be waking up. I've been on thousands of radio shows and every caller agrees. I mean, what are you going to do about this massive awakening that's happening right now? Why is this so long that we can do? It is continue on the path that we've decided to take now We've already committed to it. We've had several different Incidents happening around the world and they are falling right into the plans No, so we say fear because of course fear is

know so we say fear because of course fear is controlling all about that I'm quite sure but in order to have this world effort against terrorism when we have to have some terrorism don't wait yeah well listen I have to leave here my my my servant here has told me that I have to have a meeting with George senior as GW just doesn't seem to get it well I have to have a meeting with George Senior, as GW just doesn't seem to get it. Well, I have to run now. That was about as close to a bit. And I'll say it again. I won't say it again as much as I ate it.

Mr. Jones, would you... Please, just back off for a little bit. Because I don't think they've made enough mail-outs. All right, well, your large ship, we've got davon claus online i want to go ahead bring him up uh... davon claus would you like to talk and say something to his lordship are we having fun yet alix hi

wow we've been so that's where uh... party down originated there's a star show are we having fun fun yet? That's where it came from. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, you trace these things back. It's crazy. Dave on Clist.

That is astonishingly bad. Yeah. I got no other adjectives. I mean, there's always an instinct in me to be contrarian in some ways for humor, you know, just to play the role of like, to try and find something. Yeah.

Yeah, but I got nothing on it this time. No, I mean, like the satire is thin. I guess, I guess the message that's being sent by the bit is that Alex is so dangerous to the globalists, the Rothschild, overlord that's in the star chamber. Sure. That because he was on coast to coast and was reaching a ton of people, right, that they had to deploy their big guns, a guy on C-SPAN. Right. And they want Alex to stop being so dangerous to them and stop telling people that symbols are hidden in commercials and movies are real. Right.

Right. That's not great. But I mean, as a bit. Right, but I mean, that's the thing. The bit though, then, you're describing is Alex talks to someone who wants Alex to stop talking. Mm-hmm. Right.

Mm-hmm. So there's another way you can approach this. It'd probably be funnier. Yeah. I think, I think if I were to go about this, I would play the role of this Rothschild overlord. Okay. And I would be trying to convince Alex of other symbols, meaning things or other movies being real. Like the movies didn't come into this conversation, so I'm going to leave it aside. Right. But like I would try to like explain to him the nefarious meanings behind all of the lucky charms,

Marshmallows or something. Sure, sure, sure, sure. You know, like play with that concept. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you're going to sub, you can subvert or you can escalate, right? Yeah. So you can subvert and you can have the guy be like, actually, we're all huge fancier's,

buddy. This is the shit you're bringing. We love it, keep going. Because do you know what? You make our job easier. You wake up the wrong people. You know, you can go that way. Yeah. You can do that.

All right, or you can escalate and be like, shit dude, there's, we got a conspiracy for what's going on in your gut right now. We've got conspiracies in your conspiracy now Here's the problem with that. Yeah either one of those directions requires a certain amount of heavy lifting on Alex's part to play the straight man Because what does he do in response to either of those things if it's ridiculous shit Check the lucky charms marshmallows being code right then he to be like, no, it's not that stupid. Or he has to go along with it and risk some of his audience actually not getting that. Exactly. Now if you go with

the subversion of it, and you say like, we're big fans of you, then Alex can be mad and be like, no, you can't be my fan. And then that's a dead end. Yeah. Or like what do you do if the, like if the, like the point is you laid it out as like you wake up the wrong people. Yeah. Like how does Alex defend his audience inside this bit? Like it, yeah, he can't do anything. Well, but that's the thing is that once you do,

once you make those two choices, you, I mean, in Alex's context, then it stops being funny, right? So now you have a character that you can rail against and talk about how great your audience is, right? So that guy says, you're waking up the wrong people and then you tell about how your audience is going to do it. You know, classic like elementary school, but that's not a bit. Well, it's not a bit.

Right. Yeah, but you're, you're, you're, I know I'm, I'm, I I just here's the problem. We got to recast it Alex No shit that is the fundamental problem Yeah, it's a personal Because I do think I mean it's an entirely different segment But you know for instance the lucky charm's marshmallows being code I think that there is some kind of satire in parody that Alex could use to work for his...

Well, Pat Naswell got there though. You know? Yeah, he did the... Actually, here's what's going... Here's why I can't do LSD and be apparent. It's because here's... I'm not mad. I'm not worried that I'm going to like put my baby in the microwave or something. I'm worried that I'm going to be there with my six-year-old and be like, here you go. Here's how the Lucky Charms propaganda works, man. Damn it.

Yeah. I didn't even realize. It was just the first thing that I thought of that had a bunch of symbols. No, totally. Yeah, it's there. That's the thing. It's there.

Like the bits are there. It's just Alex is a black hole of humor. Well, I feel bad that I ripped off Pat and Oswald. But you didn't rip off Pat and Oswald. I'm a hack. You're, well, you are a hack. That's why we both quit. Harump.

So, I mean, look. Woo. Ha! I was about to say, I enjoy it when Alex does something different. Ha! Ha! Ha! And that is true generally. Right, right, right. I was about to say I enjoy it when Alex does something different. And that is true generally. Right. Right. And generally even when it's like not good, I still kind of am like, well, thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. In this case, I'm not really feeling thankful. No. And I, because I just think it was such a snooze. There's just nothing going on. I wanted to hear more about SeaWorld. Yeah, frankly. Yeah. Which I did not think you could do. I didn't think after listening to that long meandering stupid story.

Yeah. That at the end of this, I would be like, I would like a little bit more of this story. Yeah. You was cooking when he was talking about the line and the security guard. At least they were focused on the same story happening. Yeah. Ugh. So we experienced it. Ugh. So, we experienced it. Yep. And we'll be back.

But until then, Jordan, we have a website. You do it, it's KnowledgePights.com. We're on Twitter. We are on Twitter, is that KnowledgePights? Yep, you can get just not at SeaWorld. Ooh, no. That's a bad place. Bad.

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