Knowledge Fight - #855: Live At QED In Manchester

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

In this installment, Dan and Jordan do the show live in a conference room at the QED Conference in Manchester, where they discuss the August 24, 2009 episode of the Alex Jones Show, which may or may not have been an important day in Manchester history.

Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, there's fire arms, it's so horrible. We're all detraining them with the constant brainwashing and cause to worship Britannia and to hate our ancestral enemies, the French is oh the French Guess ladies and gentlemen, we are back live and now for all of you Anglo files out there prepare for the pain And funny things we're trying to save the dumb down British people They are the attack dogs of the people that are soft killing them and nothing against England I mean I got a lot of English you know blood myself and one of my ancestors Gresham and Vin of the Stock Exchange on record, I had British family came over on the Mayflower,

both sides. And the King of England is the sworn enemy of humanity. He couldn't stand the Queen of England. That's in mainline history books, because she was a nymphomaniac demanding sex up to 20 times a day. Oh, you didn't know the Queen England's husband was a Nazi. You didn't know his cousin. This started the Builderburg

grip. Plus if you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die. And again, folks, I've got extensive British lineage. So to George Washington and he absolutely defeated the Transylvanian King. They're not British.

They're not Scottish. They're not Irish. They're not Galic. They're not Viking. Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula. Mainstream news. That's like the Queen doesn't run anything, folks. She runs that whole country.

She shuts down Rhodes in England every day, randomly to exercise her power. And everybody loved me doing the English accent. You don't have a snotty, shut up. Do you hear that I have a snot nurse? I am Pismolkin, my dear boy. Go ahead now. I do not breathe through my salute. My proboscis is what I talk to you. I'm sorry, go ahead.

Go ahead. The show is called Eight Out of Ten Cats. And this is how our society is turning into a tyranny. Everything is now a big joke. The Queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West. And so the Transylvania Queen knows which way the wind is blowing and can see that Trump and America are winning.

Now she's coming in like the doose x. The hero comes in the last moment when the main heroes gonna lose. Queen Elizabeth, this action has now become the Han Solo do sex the moment. Live from the UK. Now it's Knowledge Fight. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no are the bad guys. Knowledge, fight. Dan and George, knowledge, fight. Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle.

Need, I need money. Rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle, rattle. And the advantage, the advantage, the advantage, the stop, and the advantage, and the advantage. And the advantage, the start to pray. And the advantage, you're only here if things are holding. Well, Alex, I'm a fifth-in-color this thing color my huge fan. I love your world knowledge fight No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What is up? Hey, I'm Dan.

I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. We like to sit around, uh, miss my cat, Celine. And talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan? Dan? Jordan.

I have a quick question for you. What's your price about today? Why don't you go first? My bright spot is DJ Danerkey. We do not deserve him. Yeah, Danarchy. We do not deserve him. Yeah, yeah. We do not deserve him. He has made just to let everybody know.

He has made different versions of the theme song for each one of our shows. And we don't deserve that. Let's just zoom. Danarchy is the best in the world, but they're not that different. Not that different. Like one of them mentioned Scotland.

All right. Okay. Let's undercut DJ Jayden King right up the game. Like I heard that there were some people who said that the theme song wasn't long enough, and we took that to heart, and here we are. Three minutes? Yeah, a lot of people press the plus 30 button. Yeah, right.

And you only have to do that twice, right? Normally, you're going to have to do it a lot now. Yeah, you're going to get a long time pressing that button. Carpool tunnel, looking to go forward just to get through the theme song. But no, real talk. Great job, Dan Arkey. Yeah.

Big ups. Incredible. What's your bright spot, bud? My bright spot is, you know, we're living out in the UK on this Great job, Dan Arkey. Yeah, big ups. Incredible. What's your rights, Bob? My rights, Bob. My rights, Bob, is, you know, we're living out in the UK on this trip, and it's the land of novelty candy, or at least to me. I guess it's normal to you. And it's great.

I've been having some great hair above varieties. Today, I have not been able to get in the US. I've been enjoying a lot of multisers. And what's that? The the rocks the crunchies the rocks That honeycomb candy the grunchies the rocks The crunchies. It was the rocks. The end of the movie is me banging on a hospital door.

Let me out. Let crunchies. I'm just starting to say that and I'm breaking it. Oh, the crunchies. Oh, got the crunchies. It's almost like Colin response. Crunchies. The rocks. I think jelly babies can go fly a kite though.

Whoa, controversy. I like the gay controversials. Big takes. Big takes coming from Dan. I am not a fan. I don't like it. They're in the shape of babies. That's good. I expect them to factor heavily into satanic conspiracy.

And they're not too distant future. We do. They're kids, not babies. There's a massive difference between that. They've had a chance to live a little bit. I don't know. Anything is convention. Where else are you going to eat babies? That's a good point. It's a good bit. I don't know. It's an eight-day convention. Where else are you gonna eat, baby?

That's a good point. It's a good point. I, yeah, so I'm enjoying a lot of the candy and I think I'm gonna have some real trouble because I have eventually, you know, I'm gonna have to come down off this cloud. Yeah. You know, eventually I'm gonna have to go back to the US

and I'm gonna have to start candy. Yeah. I got into Manchester and immediately saw the sign that said American candy on a shop. I got furious because I'm like, I did not fly across the Atlantic for American candy. And then it comes, does everyone know that someone told me it's well known fact that that's like a tax shelter? How the fuck does everybody know this? Or like nothing is done about it. Perruption man, it goes all the way to the top!

And that is what our episode is about today. American Candidum! Candy corruption must stop. Willie Wonka is going down. Yeah, so Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. Interesting. Yep. We are going to be talking about August 24th 2009

What happened in 2009 again, I was about to ask you that. Yeah, it's a good question It's a fun game to see if you have any idea. All right, why that might be the date that August 26 2009. Nope. All right August 26th 2009. Nope. All right. 24th August 24th 2008. Not sure it would make. What day is it? 2009. 2009. The year is August 24th. The dream. I was maybe let's see. I was like 22 at the time. Happy birthday. So I was drinking. Yep. That's what happened on August 24th, 2009. Oh, OK. What is it about?

So at first glance, this might seem like a really strange date to choose, somewhat random. But August 24th, 2009 was the 50th anniversary of possibly a momentous day in history. That was the day that the Guardian took on the name that we know it by today, which is the Guardian. Oh! That paper was... I thought you were going to say a different name!

That fucking Guardian! So, that paper was founded in 1821, largely as a response to the aftermath of the Peterloo massacre. The economy was in shambles and people felt politically disenfranchised demanding changes to parliament to reflect their needs. The demands they had were things like we should be able to vote, which was pretty radical at that time, in the 1820s. Still is, honestly, in the United States at least. On August 16, 1819, a large gathering took place here in Manchester, where one of the speakers was a somewhat famous working-class radical named Henry Hunt who would go on to later years to be elected to parliament where he was actually the first person in that body to ever propose letting women vote. But he was killed shortly after.

Rips limped from lip. But he did that stuff in government in the 1830s and he had some bad times to get through first. Hunt was a particular target of the authorities because he believed that getting large groups of people together and collectively making a demand was a politically useful tactic. So when he was set to speak at this 1819 rally, the magistrates in town were concerned that it would spark a riot. The conditions that normal people were living in were desperate and Hunt was a notoriously good speaker, so this was a potential powder-k.

The authorities ultimately made a very bad decision and said about trying to arrest Hunt while he was on stage. This was a crowd estimated to be at least around 50,000 people and Hunt showed up at about 1 p.m. The magistrates were watching from a nearby building and when he got such a huge response when he took the stage, they realized that they should probably do something, they got to act. The crowd was so large and packed in that they decided that they needed to send in a fucking cavalry. So they sent for horsemen and in their rush

to get to the site of the rally, one cop knocked over a lady named Ann Fildis who was carrying her two-year-old son in her arms. She survived, but the young kid William died. What? I can't murder somebody! First casualty. What? He was not alone that day, though.

Thanks to the unnecessary chaos of trying to arrest Hunt and other radicals, at least 17 other people lost their lives, and hundreds were injured. Some were trampled by the cavalry. One was killed in revenge the following day. And one guy named John Rhodes was stabbed in the head, and then his death was determined to have been from natural causes. I mean, it's fairly natural if you got a knife in your head to die. Cause of that. Henry Hunt was arrested and charged with high treason and sedition.

He served a sentence, and when he got out, he got right back to his political causes, embodied by the slogan, quote, equal laws, equal rights, annual parliaments, universal suffrage, and the ballot. In many ways, you can look at this situation and see some parallels. You can look at January 6th, there's like a watered-down Peter Lou, and also it would be the exact opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Evil Lou.

Yeah. In the same way you could see Henry Hunt is kind of like an Alex Jones type with diametrically different political ideas. Right. Basically, they're similar in that you have a rally that's pretty big and it goes bad. And there was a radical smirter, people have some political speaker there.

In the aftermath of the massacre, the government cracked down on radical working class and left-wing activity. The six acts were passed, which were meant to limit any radical group and their ability to organize. These seditious meetings activated so you needed government permission

to hold any meeting with more than 50 people. That worked. We're done. We can't do it. Yeah. Got us. And any meeting also where you intended to deliberate about public grievances or any meeting

where you quote, we're considering proposing or agreeing to any petition complaint, remonstration, declaration, restitution, or address. How dare you speak to the wealthy fools? Are you doing an Alex Jones impression from the intro? That was my best. Yeah, that was my best. More relevant to our matter today is that the newspaper and stamp duties act, which made

it way harder to put out any kind of publication unless you had a lot of money. That act begins, quote, pamphlets and printed papers containing observations upon public events and occurrences, tempting to excite hatred and contempt of the government and the constitution of these realms, as by laws established, and also vilifying our holy religion, have lately been published in great numbers and at very small prices. It is expedient that the same should be restrained.

The act required fees on publishing and quote, that no person shall print or publish for sale any newspaper or any pamphlet or any other paper containing any public news, intelligence or occurrences or any remarks or observations thereon or upon any matter of church or state until he or she have entered into a reconnaissance before a baron. If you wanted to publish, you needed to enter into a bond which would be used to pay any fines that you might rack up while publishing. I have only one thing to say to that.

Yeah. The crunchies in the rocks. The crunchies in the rocks, man. You were basically automatically on probation if you were trying to publish something. Yeah. Rich people are great. Yeah. So in that environment, speech was a little chilled.

What? And non-conformist publications were becoming a rarer and rarer. And then on May 5th, 1821, what we know is the Guardian published their first issue, specifically in an attempt to provide a voice that was being eliminated from the public space. They had a lot of misspellings then too, just in case you were. Yeah. Also, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. They were founded and may have been a bit preferable to other publications at the time, but they were very hostile to the cause of people like Henry Hunt and other radicals. They would be like an outlet that thought they were pretty liberal now, but they also thought the writers in Hollywood

should stop striking. Right. Real working class voices condemned the paper at the time. So maybe people shouldn't be too surprised that they famously supported piezing people who kept slides. Yeah. So they started on May 5th. But why are we doing an episode about August 24th? That seems weird.

I swear it's August 26th. And that's and it's because on August 24th, they changed their name to the Guardian. Previously, it was called London Guardian. I remember articles on London Guardian like 15 years ago that London Guardian. It was the Manchester Guardian. Previously, it was called Manchester Guardian. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. Let's put that at 12 minutes for that punch.

It's worth every minute. With every minute. And now from here on out, the rest of the episode will have nothing to do with this. No, no, no, no. We want to bring up the Guardian again. I doubt we will. I really don't think.

If we do, we'll call it its honorific name. Yeah, the sweet London Guardian. The sweet London Guardian. So, Jordan, you're ready to jump into this one? I am. We're on the firstift. Yeah, London, London, London guardian. So Jordan, you're ready to jump into this one. Yes, please. You already hear it first. All right, it sounds like it might be current day, but it is not. This is from 2009. Also, it's finally getting attention out on the internet. I'm proud to say we broke it back on August 6th. and now people are finally noticing that

a big international swine flu symposium with government officials that was held over the weekend in Washington, D.C. talks about quarantines, lockdowns of cities, mass graves, arresting citizens, the public schools of your child shows any signs of illness, taking them without asking you to a local FEMA center. It's all in there. And Paul Watson just got a new story up on prisonplanet.com. prepare to seize kids during swine flu pandemic. Yeah. So the third is going to seize kids from their parents. Yeah, yeah, just like random kid nappings across the street. He doesn't he doesn't actually specify, but I would assume yes, it's not just random kid

that right. Um, yeah, so that sounds familiar. Swine flu. Yeah. Sometimes I get so very tired. Oh, so very tired. When do we, when are we not going to do this again? Every 10 years, ah, they're going to lock you into your homes in quarantine, yeah?

Yeah, you know, it is, it is really strange, though. They do have, you have all of the same, like, essentially building block pieces of, you know, what happened in 2020. Yeah. It's just things in 2020. Yeah. It's just things went differently. Yeah. Yeah, Alex was preparing to do exactly what he has been doing around COVID.

Right. But around swine flu, then he saw the opportunity and things just didn't go that way. Right. No, it was better in a sense for him because everybody didn't die of swine flu, which is nice. And since we know how he treats diseases, he probably would have gotten swine flu more than four times. That is true.

That is true. So I mean, it was a good thing, but then you think about the COVID epidemic, and that was a good thing because he made a shit ton of money off of that, because it never ended, and isn't ended. Sure, I was wondering how it would go if things had gone differently in 2009

and like Swainflue had become as large of a pandemic. I feel like it couldn't have gone the same for him. Like, would people more sane back then and not pick, they wouldn't have picked up on it? Or what, I mean, I can't imagine like Dr. Marbles showing that in 2009. I think I'm, I can't imagine like Dr. Marbles showing that I think I'm going to throw this out at you. Okay.

You add a actual pandemic killing people and Obama in the White House. You get January 6th every day in 2000. Oh, you might, you might, those tea party people would go apes shit. Yeah, but I agree that there would be that kind of chaos. But I wonder about these like real niche weirdo specialists that Alex has on, you know?

They weren't around. Marie-Molebo might have been with her laminated vaccine cards. Ooh, that would be fun. I don't know. I'm gonna be able to take over the country with those though. No, no. So I'm gonna tell you this right off the jump here. Not a lot happens on this episode.

There's a lot to have fun with, but not a lot happens on this episode. He's sort of ranting a bit about this swine flu fear that he has, but then I got very distracted because this commercial played, I was like, oh, this is wonderful. This is how he's making his money back then. This is Alex Jones. Have you heard of the millionaire patriot? Well, you should.

He has a free handgun and five days of firearms training waiting for you. That's right. You can attend five days of world-class gun training at front-site firearms training institute and secure a 30-state concealed weapons permit. All for pennies on the dollar. Plus, if you act fast, the millionaire patriot will give you a free Springfield Armory XV pistol in the caliber of your choice. Whoa! That has to be illegal, right?

It has to be illegal. Yeah, he's got a sweetestakes going to give you a cheap gun. And people freak guns, I just feel like that's a rule. I think, you know, state by state, maybe? Yeah, that's fair. It might be. I mean, it doesn't get much, much more unregistered than the unnamed millionaire picture.

I don't know. Maybe a free gun of the caliber of your choice. Yeah, murder investigation is going on. Where did they get the gun? Oh, sir, it's a millionaire picture. Where did they get the gun? Raffle. Yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I actually do know from looking into some stuff Sir, it's a millionaire Patreon. Wait, look at the gun. Raffle. Yep.

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? I actually do know from looking into some stuff a ways back that there are some states that allow you to give away guns and raffles. That's insane. Yep. It is.

God bless the man. I love that the millionaire Patreon is a weird shadow we figured that I have no idea what he's up to. He wants to give you a gun, which is great. And Alex took the time to do the voiceover. Yeah, I do that often. I don't believe that he's a millionaire or a patriot. Whoa.

I think this has to be a scam stuff. Do you think this is like a who wants to marry a multi-millionaire situation? Did that guy have multi-millionaire? Like maybe by a thin technicality. He had like a $2 million in $1. Oh, yeah. Rip Rip Well.

Yep, I remember his name. Of course you do. Mary Darva Kanger. Then they got divorced. I wonder why? I think it was actually an annulment, because you wanted to make it clear I did not sleep with that guy. That was a lot of fun.

You didn't have enough multi in the millionaire. Yeah, I do feel like that's when America broke. I think that show, you could trace it all back, it's all been downhill since. Anyway, I like when Alex does the voiceover for the commercials. That one and there's the other commercial he has where he's like, you wanna get a house, you gotta look for a home game. Look for the home game, gorilla.

And you know that it's high quality. Like, what? Look for a gorilla mess. I mean, you gotta look for the gorilla. That's how I'm gonna buy out. You've got high quality. Now, so there's a bit of teasing that goes on on this episode, the beginning here.

And Alex has a huge announcement that is gonna rock the world. But he can't just come out and say it. We all know that because humans are designed to hire. Designed to hire. Yes. Yes. And so we get a little bit of that here. I also have a Jesse Ventura interview I did last Wednesday and it's already Monday.

In Los Angeles, very interesting, very informative. We're going to play at least part of that. Tomorrow as well. So that is coming up today in about an hour I will announce the name of the new film and what it covers and what it goes over. And then my guys will do a write up on the film. You could just hear the audience

like listening on the radio going, oh, Lee, shoot, oh, Lee, shoot. We're gonna get the name of his new film. What, there's a new film? Yeah. Very exciting. This is 2009 is a post end game. Yeah, yeah.

What's the one that's post ending? I mean, there was the Obama deception. Right. But that's not this. Obama deception had already come out in 2009. Wow. He'd been deceiving us way before. Right. But that's not this. That's not the Obama deception. It already come out in 2009. Well, he'd been deceiving us way before. Right. Two days until Obama picked it up,

it's like, put out the Obama deception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got him. Give the guy a chance. Nope. So yeah, he has a new film coming out. Very exciting. It's terrible.

I've watched it. I forget. I'm not going to ruin the tease and the excitement of him, you know, wanting to get the name, you know, have to be excited about the name, but yeah, it's bad. We might cover it at some point. I was about to say, you've been so merciful up to this point. I was this close to doing it, but it's visually un-stimulating. So you might notice, I was just a little low register, it's a pretty slow, that

doesn't change. Nope. And why is that not a giant complex, huge issue in and of itself? I am absolutely fired up right now. I mean, what do you do? You make films, the radio show suffers. You focus on radio, the film suffer. You focus on films and radio, then you've got your basic human resources crap to deal with constantly.

That's why you hire your dad. And everything else. And I'm not a perfectionist, I'm far from it. I'm somebody that does launch operations. It's just, I don't know, my plate is so full. So full of information. I have seven stacks of vinyl off the charts news of such import. It makes my head spin. And my head is spinning. It's spinning.

Well, the articles are from the London Guardian by the way. Yeah, at least a few, certainly. Yeah, that's a, the guy's not doing well. He's fired up. He's fired up. Which is good. I don't believe him, which is bad. Yeah, you should see him like before his coffee. He's just ball.

Oh, that's it. I mean, you get why you get why he gets to infendants. You know, like you get why he gets there. You can't say I'm fired up more than once before you go Let's go. Yeah, you hire the wrong person or the right person and they take care of that problem So yeah, but I think he makes a decent point that is that, you know, you focus too much on making these documentaries. You don't have time for the, just do anything. You're on the air right now.

Like, yeah, what is this taking from? What, what, what, so if I focus on the films, that when I go on to radio, I spend my entire show complaining about how I have to do films. Right. I'm fired up and sleeping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And I hate human resources crap. Yeah. It is annoying work a lot of the time. No, I'm sorry. A lot of paperwork, a lot of, you have to scold people who do wrong. Alex doesn't want to do that.

He's a party boy. Yeah. He likes to hang out. Have a good time. Talk about the globalists. Yeah. Y'all aren't ready for this next clip. I'm just going to tell you that right off the bat.

Never were. I could sit here and tease this for half an hour. It would still land so hard that this might be part of justifying why I decided to do this episode. Oh boy. The old familiar stain Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend My sweetest friend my sweetest friend

Everyone goes away And you could have it all the empire of dirt My empire, dirt, I will let you in. I will let you down. I will make you better. Look, let's just do this. I've thrown out the news. You know, Obama has headed towards 40 points. He's at 41 right now, which has never before been seen eight months into a presidency. Who, that was heavy. I like whenever, so it's fun whenever he talks

over the clips, but I like whenever it feels like he's giving the lion. Yeah, you know, like you got the, you got that one wrong. Yeah, I know, but I mean, like he's like, Johnny, Johnny, next line. All right, come on, buddy. Mm. It's great. Yeah, it's almost like being a hype person, but in reverse Yeah, I think anytime you got him singing along with the hurt. You know you're in bad He's fired up though. I am pie Why would somebody who's so fired up sing along to her?

Yeah. This is like, you know, bottle of Jameson is empty, is the end of the night. That not, it's noon and you're on air. What? That's just not a theme song. It's just not a theme song. Although it is the kind of song you like experience

like Alex is experiencing it. And then say, fuck it. I'm not doing much. I'm not doing much. I'm not throwing out the news. I don't even care anymore. So at this point, Obama's approval ratings were about the same as ever. In the high teens for Republicans, around 50-50 for independence and in the high 80s for

Democrats. The overall numbers were a slip from the highs of the early 2009, you know, when he just got into office. There was a little to judge approval ratings on. So, you know, as a president, everyone's like, great. In January, the GOP had approval ratings around 40% for Obama, and the independence were at about 60 or so. But their real feelings started to come through over time, and that number dropped. As for the Democrats, there was a slip, but it was a difference between like 88 and 84% compared to 41% and 16. For the Republicans. That's a pretty big difference. I wonder what could have changed all of those people's minds.

I don't know. Can't think of anything about a president at that time. Nope. Ben Ghazi. Ben Ghazi. It's not going away! Charlie Daniels, Reston Peace, maybe. Through his presidency, Obama's approval rating among the GOP never really got above 20%

and spent most of the time under 10. Now this wasn't all because the right wing is filled with racist and crypto-racist, but it's a factor. It's a piece of it. it's a piece of it. It's a piece of it. Yeah, if we were eating a pizza, I would have a pizza and you would have a slice. So we know that Alex is fired up.

Super. Yeah, he's listening to. I am fired. He's decided to throw out the news. I am the news. The news. I will make you bored. So Alex decides to expand a little bit on his feelings of being fired up.

And I guess that's why I'm so frustrated. Not in a bad way, not in a good way. It's just frustrated. It's burning. I'm burning with something past desire. I'm seized by it. It's just, it's past disgust. It's past anger. It's indescribable. I am completely overwhelmed from the tips of my fingers to the tips of my guts, from the recesses of my brain to the tips of my toes, with wonderment that government is so outrageously corrupt, so outrageously evil, so outrageously,

cluptocratic, and larceness. I mean, it's larceness. It's larceness. This is filling time right now, man. This is a, this is a light level of adjective usage. Sure. Too much. Yeah, the source style.

From the tips of my fingers, from the depths of my guts. Right in them guts. Is it very strange distance to measure? This could be this far apart. That's not very far. Yeah, it doesn't feel that far away at all. My fingers tips are touching my stomach.

Now, but does he suggest that you have to unravel your entire intestine? That's a big distance. Or do you cut off your fingers and send them to space? Or do you cut them off and eat them? And they're right there. Then it's a negative distance. Yes. We've got a consult to science.

We do. What then? Yeah, but he's fired up. Yeah. He's being held by this amazement at the passion of how incensed he is about government corruption. Yeah, he's being honest. Because Obama has approval ratings that are like at 40.

Yeah, because it's corrupt. It's clueless. It's larseness. Sure. It steals things. It fevers. It burglars. It takes.

It misappropriates. It's, if that is an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating,

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it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, eating, it's an eating, it's an eating, it that he was wrong about, which is very funny. How confident he is about this. You know, coming up later in the last hour of I have time, we actually broke this eight years ago in my local TV show. I was sent videos about people inside, seeing in. And that's where this video comes from. And then four years ago, there's a prison planning article on it. And a year ago on it.

I just point that out with people keep emailing me saying, have you seen this? Have you seen this video of fake CNN broadcast at the start of the Gulf War inside of Sound Studio with the blue screen without the blue screen. Chroma key turned on with them staging and saying that Seren Scott missiles have been launched. Yes, we broke it. We know about it. He broke it. Did you break the missiles? No. No, but he broke this story because this is a fucking serious journalist. They're ahead of the news. Scott missiles. Yeah, but yeah, he was wrong about that. They weren't fake shots or anything.

But this is that that thing that Alex brings up when he tries to justify his argument that Anderson Cooper's nose disappeared. Right. In the Sandy Hook interview. He's like, I know blue screen when I see it. Like the they fake that coverage and rack which they also didn't fix. Right So they have fixed nothing and he's claimed, figuring. Now what's great about a clip like this is that he's talking about how he broke that story. He can't even now in hindsight be like, hey, someone else got that wrong and you're maybe I just passed along to bad information.

No, that's you, you did that. And taking responsibilities of bad idea for him. It feels good in 2019. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, that is true. Yeah. That is true. I appreciate that this show up to this point has seen very whiny.

That won't change. Yeah, it feels like I would, yeah. It's bad, but I kind of wish more, you know, more of a news anchor should just whine for a day. You know, just like, I'm even fucking wanna be here. I think if that were the standard, our world would be very interesting. You're boy.

If every news outlet was just like, man, I don't know, outbursts. So I'm, yeah, we're throwing away the news today. Yeah. What? Put on, put on her. Yeah. Wolf blitz it.

I'm in a mood. I'm in a mood. Someone put on the record the Edmund Fitzgerald. But I think it's really funny too that like in some ways there's a snake eating its own tail situation with this clip because it's such a justification for Alex's shit with the Sandy Hook stuff that ended up costing him $1.5 billion. And then here he is in the past starting the time loop. He did this to himself. Yeah.

Fucking fascinating. It is, it is very strange. Ah, all of this is very strange. It is. Yeah. Quite. So Jordan. Yeah, are we hyping again?

Oh man. So hype. So hype. Except this time it is kind of hype. Oh. Yeah, his blood pressure does go up a little bit but then he says some really stupid why do you want to buy it? he winds about something that maybe an adult should be above

that's the trick of evil is that people think it gets them ahead they think they get away with something you don't get anything but hell and death out of evil and i'm not on some preacher high horse here ladies and gentlemen I Out of big fat evil streak right down the middle of my back. That's why I could see this stuff But I got a lot bigger stripe right down my soul of love and liberty and sweetness and goodness And I just can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it anymore It all just coming on the show with sponsors and giggling and taking calls and having fun almost does the job for the enemy Just kind of calmly talking about all this I get no big deal And I'm so sick of people I mean I notice it the same

Coantell Pro people will be in hundreds of YouTube videos under different fake accounts that are designed to look like real accounts, staying the same thing under different names. And I just think about those idiots getting corporate money and government money and Pentagon money on record to attack me. Don't you jackasses get it? That this is real and this isn't a joke. The joke is I don't care if you make stuff up and try to put doutin people's minds about me and you know do all a little talking points you follow. Thanks for your permission. I guess YouTube comments are Quintel Pro. It's interesting that Quintel Pro has fallen fallen that far yeah, y'all used to murder

Fred Hampton and shit low low rent efforts that the pot it's impossible that people would just not like me and post uh disapproving things on my YouTube like to think of to think about what he's really saying is that there are these people who've spent their entire lives in borderline, clandestine activities, right? And then they were like, okay, use all of that experience. And right, like, you stalk! First! Yeah.

This guy is, you know, like, you can do more than that. I was just trying to get you to give money to the millionaire patriot. Yeah, these comments are quite tell pro. Interesting. Yeah, I think he's probably, I mean, I wish, let me take that back. I don't wish, but I think it would be interesting

to live inside the head that legitimately thinks any kind of negative thing is a plot against you. Yeah, it's got to be freeing. There's a lot of people plotting against me. I'll tell you that right now. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Who is it?

I mean, it's mainly a bunch of different use that live inside my head. Oh yeah, it's OK. And your dogs are up to no good. No, they're people. Don't you dare speak ill of Fanny and Jake. I don't know. Jake was saying some shit the last time I was over there.

Oh, that's true. That's true. He does have any evil streak in him. Longer than you can imagine, which is why he understands things. But the good stripe, the fruit stripe of E of goodness, that delicious gum of saviors. I have thought you're not going with red stripe. That would have been more on brand.

No, yeah. I mean, what do you want? You want me to talk about booze all the time? So we have some big breaking news that happens in the middle of this show. And this is very exciting because this is news that Alex predicted. OK.

And so this is like Alex Jones being ahead of the news while it's happening, while it's breaking off, just so exciting. I mean, I still got people running around saying, I'm lying about FEMA. I got, I understand all their information. I told you, made off with die of cancer months ago on air. We don't have the staff to find that.

He just walked in with Reuters, made off dying of cancer, fellow inmates saying, see? I just understand everything. I understand everything they're doing. You understand the torture of this, knowing everything they're gonna do, how they're gonna do it, how their tricks work, and I'm not saying I'm smart. I don't understand how I know everything they're gonna do.

Did you not hear me over and over again, say, man, off with soon dive cancer? I said, over and over again, and we need to just hire an employee who just marks down my predictions. It's how, man, almost broke my hand earlier when I was slamming into the... I just can't do it anymore.

Can't do it anymore. That was a roller coaster. Clay heard again. That was a roller coaster of emotion. Now he's fired up. Yeah. Everybody's lying about me. I don't care anymore.

I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. I just do it all over. That's why I'm angry and it does not cope. It's why I'm angry. This is at a period of time where I'm like, I don't actually think he's on stimulants. Yeah.

I just think this is him. Yeah, that's possible. Now, definitely cocaine. The back end just being a wild dude. So you might notice there's a story that happens. He's talking about something else than those that pause and someone has come in to bring him a story from Reuters And that underlying story is about Bernie Madoff dying of cancer, right, which he didn't do

Bernie Madoff didn't die of cancer. No, but so the underlying story that is brought in the Alex thinks that this proves that his prediction was correct It's about other inmates alleging that Madoff has cancer This isn't the kind of proof that justifies that kind of outbursts. Okay, now I have to, is made off dead? Is he still alive? He is, he is dead. What? Oh, I thought she was getting out of here.

He is still alive, holy shit. I was answering your questions in order. Right, right. Is he alive? He is. He is. So, he died of heart disease in 2021. 12 years after this amazing prediction,

but Alex didn't come through. That is a lot of confidence for a man to live in other 12 years. It's gotta be such a burden for Alex to be right about everything. You can't do it anymore. I can't do it. Just knowing everything that's going to happen, being able to predict when people won't die. Right.

And how long they will die? They will die. Oh, yes, absolutely. I promise you won't die. Oh my god, Bernie made us got cancer. He doesn't put on track residents version of hurt. Yeah, we have to play a different version of hurt for each individual tragedy.

So Alex, he's struggling with this news of Bernie Madoff not having cancer, but he thinks that he does in this moment. And so he, he descends into a bit of a hole about how hard it is to be right all the time. It's so difficult. And I'm just so glad he threw out the news. I mean, just because otherwise, we wouldn't get this kind of stuff. Made off, same deal. Is there going to be stages death or they gave him a quick act in cancer?

Or he was already dying of cancer, and he said, look, the hundred plus billion we've stolen and leveraged. He's letting my family have it. I'll go ahead and go to jail with this cancer. But I said on there repeatedly, he would die of cancer or get cancer in the next six months. And I said that what three, four months ago. I mean, I just can't, it's torture. It's torture knowing how they operate because I have to watch them get away with it with the gullible public and I have to have the mindless dumb down people argue with me all day.

Bernard Meadov convicted of swindling 65 billion, it's more like a hundred, through the biggest ever Ponzi scheme as the fellow prison inmates that he is dying of cancer, the Newark Post reported on Monday. So, now it's interesting because what Alex is doing there in theory is trusting the word of a guy who's doing 150 years in jail for fraud. Sure. Which seems like an iffy choice. So that's a person who has a lot of integrity. You have to believe him. If the post is reporting that Maidenoff is telling other prisoners that he has cancer,

then it's just gotta be. I mean, why would he lie now? So on this same day, on August 24th, 2009, Reuters released an article with the headline quote, prisons bureau says madeoff does not have cancer. I'll probably miss that one. Or better, it must have been proof of the cover-up. It's going on. You know, Reuters is doing damage control because Alex soft through the bullshit. Yeah, that's why they, after giving him the quick acting cancer, Alex revealed that he had the quick acting cancer. So they had to quickly, unquick act the cancer. Take it out.

Yeah, and then let him live for another 12 years until they gave him heart disease. You could put a straw up to where you put the cancer. I was thinking more like one of those cow to where you put the pants on. See, I was thinking more like one of those cow things where you put your whole hand in there. You got a whole room right? You mean given birth? Is that what animal husband grew up? No, no, you didn't.

Haven't you ever seen that people stick their hands in cows? I want to get the office subject to this. I want to get off the subject as fast as possible. That's what I've got for you. This is all my farm knowledge. I know that sometimes people stick their hands into the guts of a cow. I think you're talking about artificially

inseminating a cow. I'm talking about all kinds of shit, man. I'm talking about all kinds of shit, man. Let's talk about let's talk to shit. OK. So yeah, Alex is wrong about this. And that is quite fun. But it does lead to a little bit of a disturbing rant,

which we will all partake in and enjoy. This is unpleasant. And sort of, I don't know. Sometimes I forget, sometimes I forget exactly what some of these clips are and it just says this is a disturbing rant. That could mean it's disturbing because it's actually disturbing or it could just be like this guy's not doing well

So we'll see how much is so alive it's Yeah, being conscious being aware being informed trying to be informed the decision to not be deceived the decision To know what's going on in the world the decision to one another secrets know the secrets of the universe, the decision to be involved, the decision to face your fear, the decision setting your mind in motion, it is by well alone, that you set your mind in motion. It's incredible. The pay train people to think it's cool to be mentally lazy and people get into being stupid, into wearing shutters on their eyes, blinders, in to being mindless and into being selfish. You are missing out on the most incredible adventure ever. Don't invite me next time.

My life has been one amazing adventure. Oh boy. And I just ask God how much more discernment am I going to be given? I mean, this is like almost more than I can handle right now. The crunchies, the rocks! How much more discernment can you give me, God? What must I do? Yeah, I think that I realized why I thought that was disturbing.

Yeah. I think that became pretty clear. Also, that's what I'm going to doing whenever I I invite people on a float trip Yeah, it's just go you are missing out on a great They don't want to come along with me Yeah, they would be yeah, yeah, certainly So Alex is a bit a bit cocky So Alex is a bit a bit cocky and this is this is definitely not an uncommon thing for him to get a little cocky. No, I haven't seen that before, but this is going back to the subject of that CNN

footage that that he has that is right. He thinks it's fake. Green screen. Yes, yes, but it's actually he's wrong about right. In the last hour, I want to go over some a whole host of issues, but also some CNN video clips of fake news and comparing how shoddy their fake news all CIA run was back in 1991 compared to now. I mean, you watch it. It's glistening. It is all just totally actor driven. So I want the public to become aware of this. I know you're aware of it at an intellectual level, but let it really consciously shank and deep down. Okay. Okay. This thing I'm wrong about. Yeah. What it really sink in. What does it mean to let it really sink in? Ah, good question. Like, how would you let it sink in? Well, first I'm going to need to see your wallet.

All right. Give it to me. Now, let that sink in. Damn. I feel like you should have seen that come. You're poor now. I have taken all your money and you're going to get everything for you.

For a free gun. Dope. A chance at a free gun. That's That champ said a free gun. That's right. That's right. I want to follow up on that. Did anybody ever actually get that free gun? I'm going to guess not.

I bet they didn't. I bet these people are dishonest actors. I wouldn't be too surprised. I think the thing is he was like the millionaire Patriots running like a gun training thing, right? Right. Right, right? Right. Right.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right. We're on the same page. Yeah. So Alex gets really mad here about how he can't do interviews with folks because he just turns them all down. He has too much integrity or something.

The whole media, the whole culture is the dominant corporate media is the false world pulled up over your eyes to blind you from the truth to paraphrase the matrix. That's why when the AP calls or Reuters calls or the Wall Street Journal calls, they call all the time every week. I go, no, I'm not doing the interview and they go, why? And I go because if this isn't a hit piece, then it won't be published. And then they always call back Reuters, AP, Wall Street Journal, and they say, oh my gosh, this never happened to me before. Yeah, it was a fair story.

And they just said, no, executives say no. I've never had them come down and do this. I go, yeah, they chose you because of your previous writing and your mindset and your world view. They don't even have to handle you. They can look at your work. They know your type. You plug in.

The minute you get off their reservation, you do that five or six times. They're going to fire you. But see, these, these smart ass reporters never believe it until it happens to them. And they start saying, well, why won't you let me come interview you? Why won't you let me? Because I know it didn't get published. Fine, come here, waste my time for a day, and then you'll see I'm right. I'm sick of it.

I appreciate that he did kind of convince himself into taking the interviews. And really put himself in a position where he was gonna be a great interview subject. Yeah. This is probably gonna be something that's gonna get published. He's not gonna be screaming at him. The screaming at the reporter about how nothing ever gets published,

and this is just gonna be A and B's. Really fertile stuff for a reporter to work with. Yeah, I like the idea of the executives coming down to the newsroom to a specific reporter and being like, you, you've been mean to Alex in the past, have you not? Mm. All right.

You're the one that you're gonna write this. Yeah. You're gonna write this. We will not pay you anything extra. It's a really good way to justify never having any stories about you to say like, well, I just refused to cooperate because any that do exist will be hit pieces. It is a very convenient thing. The reason you don't see any interviews with me, I don't take any interviews. It's not that no one gives a fuck about me. Yeah, they'd be riders. They're all calling me every day. Wall Street. Yeah, I'm not sure about that. I don't think so. But here's the thing. What? Newspaper editors. What about their spies?

Yeah, they're good to tell pro people put a YouTube comment. No, they're all spies. And Alex goes from there. Yes, you work for a major major newspaper your editor is a spook your editor works for the pentagon for the offshore banks got it the same people jack in your water supply with poisons the same reason you got a high voice and you can't even get a rouse for your wife that's why they hit you with chemical weapons they They mean business, pal. Okay. Listen to game. You understand?

Not really. These people are going for everything. They're ruthless. They're far being on driven. They have absolutely no qualms about anything because if you're going to be evil, why not go all the way? That's their attitude. Well, my attitude is if you're going to be evil, why not go all the way? That's their attitude. Well, my attitude is if you're going to be good, why not go all the way? So grow up and realize you're under attack by scientific dictator ship. Okay, hold on. So I was going to talk about my film. Your calls are coming up. Okay, this documentary, and I know Watson's right in the article off this.

You don't use my exact words Watson. This needs to be really a good story you're doing. We all multitask. We even do our backside workout right out here in the open. Is he writes a blurb for this this afternoon? Yeah, you may have forgotten. There's talk of a documentary. It's still coming. Oh, I completely, I genuinely completely forgot about that. Yeah. It's how you feel about learning that all newspaper editors are spies and they're involved in poisoning

the water. And just feel like there's, you've got to have it. It seems too busy. Yeah. It seems too busy. If you've ever seen an editor of a newspaper at work, they're very busy people. Right. They don't have time to spy. They have deadlines.

Yeah, absolutely. Pretty strict ones. Who would be a button? Okay. If you are hiring an editor to be a spook, to poison the water supply. Right. What paper do you go with?

La Nagarria. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. That or Mad Magazine. Mad Magazine? That's a good one.

Could be. Yeah. I don't know, like. I was going to go with butts and thighs. That was going to be a good one. Bots and thighs. Speak out. No, but don't know, like... I was gonna go with butts and thighs. That was gonna be a good one. Bots and thighs. Speak out, one. No, but speaking of which, I have been scandalized

on this trip to the United Kingdom by walking into stores and seeing stroke books. Yeah. Like on the shelves. On the shelves. I'm not judging. I just, it's different than back home. You know, children could see that.

Yeah. Just, just banish the thought. So we got this documentary that Alex is teasing. And I should say that I'll go ahead and reveal now. The documentary is called Fall of the Republic. And basically, we're going to get into in this next clip an explanation of what happened. And what happened is that Alex rushed the Obama deception because he wanted to get it out while everyone was excited

about the election, and now he wants kind of a do-over. So he's trying to like, yeah, this is really the one. This is really the double deception of Obama. Yeah, yeah. So here's him touching on that tiny bit and giving what I can only describe as the best sales pitch ever. I made the Obama deception. I didn't research for two or three months, but then we made it really in a month and a half. A rushed job. Biggest film I ever made, people think it's my best work. Just because we

didn't fret too much about it and just got it done get or done as they say this one I meant to put out quick I didn't I've spent I don't know we spent quite a few months I've already spent four months. It'll be five months making it. I says the biggest budget of any documentary I've ever made, we have conducted 19 sit-down interviews where I put crews on airplanes. Wait, 19. It's a lot.

And there's probably 50 other interviews. I mean, man on the street, it's insane. My problem with this film is I did so many interviews. Let me tell you who's in it. General Salante. Whoa. Oh, we got Salante. Alan Watt.

Whoa. Let me write all these out. Yeah, you probably should. It's a real rush job, though. Big names like this, you gotta write those out of the vans. You don't wanna forget anybody. You got Gerald Salenty in there. I like that, but it's such a weird way of measuring

how much work you've done. I set 19 crews on planes. Yeah. To do interviews. What's my pinjacles, does it not count if they drove? I wonder if some of them were by train. Yeah, yeah. I would like an accounting question.

I would very much like an invoice. I have watched this documentary, and they need and send those 19. That was unnecessary. Yeah. I don't know if maybe it was before it would have been really easy for these people to just record themselves on their phones Sure, but they could have Gerald Cillenty is in it my man. Oh boy. Oh, so exciting. Okay, and then Alan Watt not Alan Watt not Alan Watts

Famous Buddhist Alan Watt the famous pieces shit. Yeah, I don't know how to describe him He's strange. Yeah, it's wrong about a lot of stuff. Weird new world order shit. So yeah, Alex rushed the Obama deception and now it's just like, well, I can't believe that. Yeah. No, I mean, going through his citations list.

It was better than for endgame. Because, sort of. The bar is low! Yeah, no, I will say, as, you know, we did do episodes covering the Obama deception documentary, and I will say that it did feel rushed. So, on some level, it is nice to have clarification about that confirmation from Alex that he could have spent a little more time. But, you know what, you've got to get it out there. The people aren't going to be talking about Obama a little more time. But you know what, you gotta get it out there.

The people aren't gonna be talking about Obama a couple months later. It is, it is really. This is when you got a strike while the eyes are hot. He did, it's just revealing like, hey, we do not give a fuck at what we're saying is true. It's gotta be out by the end. Yeah, be in. Get it out the door.

You know what, he could help, it would help him if he had a spy working there. And by that, he had a third. Yeah.. First draft last draft, get it up the door. Yeah. So Alex talks a little bit more here about how he rushed the Obama deception. Let me tell you what the film is about Obama. It is a companion to the Obama deception and it's about Obama and his lies and the frauds and the deception but the overall agenda he's trying to implement of eugenics of a world government of a bank of the world of the cashless society of the federalization of the states how they're bankrupting the states by design the film starts with the economic takeover.

How Obama's continuing that? What his larger agenda is, cap and trade, the eugenics, John P. Holdren, J. Rockefeller, it's all in there. Those are words. And the problem is how to boil this down to two hours. I'm trying to keep it at 120 minutes. How to boil this down to two hours. I'm trying to keep it at 120 minutes, and it is an unprecedented film. Unprecedented scope, unprecedented research. I believe that it is going to rival or dwarf the Obama deception. If you get it out to everybody, but I'll tell you, research and work wise, it is much

better. How is it possible he's going to outdo the Obama deception? I mean, that's a real insane thing for him to say. It is much better. How is it possible he's gonna outdo the Obama deception? I mean, that's a real insane thing for him to say. It is, especially when he's describing the movie, he's like, there's Obama and the deception. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be as good as the movie that I've just said I didn't do as much work on. I really want, I winged that one.

I worked, I worked extra hard on this one. Right. And it will not be as good as the one that I shit out in a month. Yeah, okay. I'm sold. Good luck. Did I tell you it has Gerald Salentie in it? I forgot, but now I'm excited.

The world's greatest trends for Kaster, which is a thing. Yeah, for Kaster. Yes. Beef will fall out of favor. I don't know. I just got a really funny image of Gerald Celetti sitting around just sort of like, intuiting things from the first, no one will use pens anymore. I just kind of what I think this newsletter is. I believe it.

Yeah, I haven't read much of it. So, look, this movie is going to come out. And look, I'm not going to pull the rug later and say that it didn't come out. I was waiting for you. I realized that it was getting dangerously close to me, seeming like I was doing that kind of a setup. Yeah. But no, it does come out. But for now, it's just stating. And by that, Alex seems to be wanting to talk about that kind of literally. Obama deceptions, great people should get it out to everybody but I mean this film, it's

like being pregnant. I can't wait to see this baby. When you're looking at your wife's stomach and you see the arm or leg moving around, you want to see that baby. You can't wait to have it bouncing on your knee. And we're definitely in labor here ladies and gentlemen on a bigot. This is going to be like a twelve pounder. And, um, is it a fish or a bowl? I'd say my other kids, you know, Obama disseptions like a ten pounder. My son was over 10 pounds. That's rough on a one when the first one's a 10 pounder.

Thanks. But the point is, is this is a labor of love. It is dynamic. That is the point. Now, I, what was it? I think it's day of the death where she gets turned into a zombie, right? And then gives birth to a zombie. You may not be the new day of the death.

Yeah, the, that one. The one or gives birth to a zombie. You may not be the new day of the death. Yeah, the one. The one with the baby is a zombie. Right. And the crawl zone is like, ah! Yeah, yeah. Alex looking at somebody's stomach makes me feel like that's about to happen. That makes me think that he thinks.

Yeah, that's about to happen. Like he's looking at somebody's stomach moving. And he's like, I'm gonna eat that baby. Yeah. I had to do it before it eats me. Yeah, that's what you have to do. This is a matter of survival. So what, one of the things I think about Alex that's so like fascinating is these turns of phrase,

like and just the way he describes things are fascinating. Like, you know, not like we're, you know, it's in the oven or something or, you know, like we're working hard on this. He's like, no, we're gonna give birth to this documentary. It's a 12 pounder. Yeah, he finds a way to add creep to just about everything. Yeah, it's disturbing. Yeah, it's disturbing.

I want to get a soft drink. It looks like pee and I pee. Wait, wait, wait, any of this to me? Leave me alone. Hey, look, I'm alive. Stop it. With consciousness. No! How much more discernment can you take? Oh, don't resist the great adventure

of getting pregnant with a documentary with me. Who's the father? That's a great question. Because I feel like Alex is the mother in this situation. God is the force. Wow. It's an immaculate documentary conception. Isn't he always the father?

Yes. Yes. So in this next clip, Alex is, I guess I would describe this as his mania sort of swinging towards violence. We've had a lot of the like, I'm on fire, but it's just like really, no, no, it's not. Now he starts to get a little bit angry. Frankly, I'm so excited about it, but I'm running out of time. I have to stay on deadlines and I've got so much material, so much info and my guys are

burning out, but they want to work harder. And we're just, we're in here working hard for you. You better know that we're giving, we're forging you in the fires of the Info Wars Command Center, a great sword, a great weapon against the New World Order, forged in the flames of truth, laboring like Vulcan and Festus over the great Warforge slamming the hammer down as sparks fly and sweat pours off my soul. Sir, this is a library. We will grapple with the new world order. We will struggle. We will win. We will find the the throat Entitent our sinuous hands around the neck

I am just seething with energy right now. It's unbelievable The thing only had one cup of coffee this morning. This is not coffee. I am just Man, thank you God for all the blessings. Thank you for giving me conscience. Thank you for making me real weird. Yeah, this is this is Scattershot right now. Yeah, that was that was bonkers. Yeah, and I mean, it's not like if you'd listened to all the surrounding stuff, it would make more sense. I didn't think so. No, I didn't think so.

Just a lot of weird shit about wanting a sword and then to choke a globalist. Yeah, there was a... My sinewy hands around your neck. Why? I mean, the metaphor was not consistent. No, no, no, no. I think that's why he should have been at the library.

Yeah. So we're going to talk about that. I just feel like if you've made a sword, you don't struggle a guy. Like, I just feel like that. Makes sense. You forged a sword, and then you're going to struggle a guy? Well, at least try and get a free gun out of it.

Here's what's happened. Run out of bullets get a free gun out of it. Right. Here's what's happening. Run out of bullets on the free gun. Your sword got lodged in somebody. Oh, I hate it when they're having it. So then you know, you've got to use your sinewy hands at a certain point. I'll taught him the word sinewis. Yeah, I don't know.

I know. I know. Somebody needs to take it back from me. That would be fun. Yeah. If you could take where it's better. If you could take where it's time to rock out again. I do the wind with some rain I feel like I'm coming home It's a fire I feel like I'm coming home

It's a fire I feel like I'm coming home Think of the globalist, Hedgebolaer gifts and used them for greed and power and to mutate and to form their fellow members. And in doing so, they committed crimes against themselves, crimes against their true design. But some would argue that they were destined from the foundation of the earth to play the part they play now and all of us

set to play our part in this great creation, this moment and forever in which we all live for eternity. Yes, the seasons don't fear the Reaper. We will be like they are You'll be able to fly See that's different. He's not feeding lines. Now he's in direct conversation with the song. Right. Oh, we will be there No, he's just we will be like them. They're dead. Yeah, that's what they're dead. We'll be like they are. They are dead. I, I, I, I'm, I'm struggling with the, the, the globalist crimes against themselves. Yep. Right. So the globalists have committed crimes

against themselves and against their own plan. Right. What are those crimes? Can't help you. I got no idea. Okay. so now, so they're destined to commit these crimes. Well, yes, there's predestination to probably their bad bloodlines or something like that. Right, right, right. Okay, so why is an editor a spy? Oh, because they're always poking in trying to look at your work. All right. You know,'m just saying, if there is a position in a newspaper that is a spy, it's a fucking editor. Yeah, probably. That sounds right.

You bring your work to them and they're like, yeah. I can't disagree with you there. But what I'm saying is your editor spying on himself. Well, he's destined to. Exactly. Spines against their own design. Yeah, yeah.

Weird. So what are we doing talking about it? Like Alex, like what is Alex thinking? Like, well, so I'm gonna happen exactly the way it's supposed to. I think he was just listening to the blue oyster cult. Yeah. And kind of, it's pretty good song. Started saying some words.

But you can tell like a market difference from like the herd to this. Yes. Yes, but it's a more upbeat killer self-sign. That's true. That's true. Yeah, it's like, we're gonna put a little shoosh on this self-sacrifice. There's a slight romanticism

that you could excuse for saying, oh yes, definitely. Man, influential sketch, that one, huh? I gotta hide under the table. I have been shamed! I have been shamed! Sorry! Yeah! Sometimes you're saying incredibly obvious things SHAPES UP!

Sometimes you're saying incredibly obvious things that it feels very... I wouldn't try to be mean. I'm just kidding. I'm just saying people love that sketch. And on site we can look at it now and say that that made a lot of difference. Oh, I thought you were pointing out that it wasn't very interesting of me to do. No, I was making an uninteresting observation myself. All right, All right. That's what happened. This whole thing is broken down. Right.

Yeah. So we can put it back together. We need an editor. It's out of stock. Holy shit, they're under that. They have been spying the whole goddamn. Oh, all right. What's your life on the floor?

Oh, damn. So we got actually only one more clip, unfortunately. Aw. And it's Alex singing along to Go Go Godzilla. Three songs! That's not. Aw. That would have been a great closer here.

One. That would have been a really great one. Don't really know how to introduce this clip. I said earlier before I played the clip of Alex enjoying hurt that I could hype it for quite a while, half an hour, I believe I said, and would not disappoint. This is the same sort of clip. There are times when you listen to info wars and you think what the fuck is going on over there.

And then there's times when I am listening to it and I think what the fuck is going on over there? Right, right, right. And then there's times when I am listening to it, and I think what the fuck is going on over there? Like I can tell you all about this, and you're like, oh, that's weird. But for me, when I'm listening to it, having absorbed so much of this, here's something and be like, this doesn't sit right.

This is unprofessional. I'm about to reach my breaking point. No, no. I'm more fascinated by the level of unprofessionalism that's going on here. So to give you a little bit of a brief context of where we're at, he's talking to some of his behind-the-scenes staff. And so that's that's what's going

and I'm going to give you no other warning. Enjoy one of the weirder things I've heard on the show. Okay. We need to match make for a night heart. He hadn't he broke up with his girlfriend about a year ago. We give up night heart. He's a good patriot. He's a good girl. I'm serious. What's your email? Hartman, I'm going to get you a date right now. I'm serious. What's your email? Hartman, I'm gonna get you a date right now. Ha ha ha. Hartman will screen them for you. So what's who's your email? Hartman at info wars.com and the eligible ladies that want to go out on a date with this love sick Titan of Liberty.

Jaren Nihard, he's a good guy. A little bashful. Send those in. I can't, I'm just having some fun. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. All the ladies send their emails, what is it again? Heartmanitinfoewars.com and then he'll give him a geron who will shake when he reads them. Oh my God, I can only handle so much intensity before my mind begins to melt and fail. I am blasted by reality, the scope and breadth and depth of it.

Oh, the beautiful facets, the fractal design, the beauty. I'm going to tell you about eFoodsDirect.com. Just... That's wild. Nothing could just like... What is happening? I mean, you're trying to get your staff member laid so you can have children and fulfill his destiny. You start to say it all kinds of weird shit then you pivot to a food ad.

Yeah, can you add... I immediately see like a local broadcast news where they're like, oh, we're gonna go live to the person on the ground. Oh, well, so there's car accident over here. Hey, man, you seem lonely. You all right? There's car accident and, no, come on.

You might need some. You know what I'm saying? It's on TV what we're saying right now. It's good. Yeah, the anchor is trying to get the person who's doing remote play. Yeah, there's pretty good behind it. What? Talk to her. Talk to her bro.

You can't match your e-mail. Bro, she doesn't have a ring on her finger. Go for it. You must fulfill your destiny to have children. That's it. That's the real problem. You must reproduce. It's real problem. You must reproduce. It's not enough. You must fulfill your destiny. Going on in the local news these days.

That is true. That is true. I mean, that's just an overwhelming moment. Yeah. That is a remarkable thing to have happened. And for us to all have been able to enjoy. Yeah. And I mean, there's no way it would have happened and for us to all have been able to enjoy. Yeah. And I mean, there's no way it would have happened if the London got me a half.

Oh, man. So do you think it worked? Oh my god. Did you follow? You did not. There's no way. I don't know. I don't know what powers you have these days.

So I contacted Harman. Well, you've got this God-do-you-me-my-old dress. That's true. I think he still does work there. Harman's one of those long-timers. Yeah. He's been there a couple of while. Yeah, I bet it did work.

I bet it did work. Yeah, I think it's a third party who they're trying to get laid. There's Harman who's gonna screen the emails. Oh my god. And then this other guy, yeah. That's no good. No, that's really uncomfortable.

It's intrusive on the part of a boss. Mm-hmm. On the other hand, Showsy cares. LAUGHTER Too much. There's an argument ability there. I remember I've done a lot of years in the service industry and I can't even I can't imagine I'm working at dairy queen. We got to get you laid.

Yeah. Come on. Also, let me tell you about my packaged food company. Yeah, it is crazy. There would be consequences for an employer who did that to you, but Alex can do it on the goddamn radio in front of the world. I want to say that 2009 was a different time. Yeah, it was.

Not really. I guess 2009 was a different time because he doesn't care about his employees as much's a mother. This wouldn't happen in 2023 because he just mad at the crew. You know what? I'm mad at the crew for not getting laid last night. I said him up. I said him up with all these people at the Texas Road House. Right. I went out and I brought mystery along to give him some tips. Actually, crazy.

That guy Strauss, Neil Strauss who wrote the game the game, he was gonna write a book with Alex. There's just not enough guys. Yeah, there's not enough guys. There's a one, I was making a joke about Alex hanging out with mystery right now, and then I realized, pick up artist, he's right there. He probably knows mystery. He probably does. Wow. We have just come to a real revelation about 2009.

Right. Finally. I hope he picked it up. Do you, Lord, thank you for giving me the, whatever. Yeah. Opset, you know, hey, brings us to the end of this, this here excursion. I think we've learned a lot. Yeah, you're right right we haven't.

We've learned a few things. I told you you know before we you know came down like not a lot going on on this episode. Just a lot of bullshit and I think I was right. You were established. Yeah. So until next time, I'm Leo. I'm B.O. I'm DCXDOR. SCURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR