Knowledge Fight - #876: December 8, 2023
Episode Date: December 11, 2023In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex basking in the afterglow of his interview with Tucker Carlson. He decides to spend his time interviewing a recently-released-from-jail Owen Shroyer and th...en explaining what Heaven is really like.
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Oh indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you. What's up? What's your bright spot today, buddy?
Oh shit hurry bows. There's some seasonal varieties of
Herobo gummy candies. They the candy cane gum. Eats are not peppermint. Okay.
Thankfully.
Yeah, I was gonna say, that sounds like the worst idea for a gummy I could imagine.
What are they?
They're in the shape of candy canes.
Okay.
Red ones, cherry.
Sure.
Green ones, apple.
Nice.
White ones, plum.
Plum.
Yep.
For white.
Yep.
Okay.
It's nice.
It's a nice little thing. Yeah. I enjoy it. Sometimes you get bored of gummy bears. You need a
cane. I appreciate that. Mix it up. It's in candy cane shape. Yep. Okay. Mix it.
Is it in candy cane shape because you can normally get can you get plumb candy
canes? No. Or did they just candy cane where they were just like we got some flavors.
Plumb is a is a winter flavor I think. Visions of of sugar plum, sure. Yeah, sure.
I remember from plum.
Yeah, definitely.
And so I think that's why they got the nod on this one.
Plum, yeah.
And plum, I've been on record about this as it relates
to I believe a celtzer plum is an underrated flavor.
True.
I think it gets mixed up with prune quite a bit.
I mean, it is when one turns into the other,
you know there's bad
But you plums turn into prunes. I feel like that's how that works aren't prunes just plums from later on
I'm gonna do some research on this. It means I was your bright spot
My bright spot is a slow horses
TV show
Starring Gary Oldman. I have a correction to make.
What's that?
A prune is a dried plump.
He is!
Yes!
Woo!
Come on, baby!
Who?
No, no, no, it's for the win.
Wow, that was, uh, this blew up right in my face.
Never trust whether or not I have to remember something.
I'll never live this down. Probably not so I'm sorry. Go
Slow horses TV show. It's really really good. Stars Gary Oldman. He's a he's a British spy in MI5
But you know, he's a real gross one. Oh
Man, I don't know. I don't know. I've it's so great
But mainly just because Gary Oldman is just the greatest. He's the greatest. Sure. He's got a range.
He's so great.
Mm-hmm.
Like, he's playing this character
as this dirty old disgusting, like, burn out spy,
but he's actually obviously the most competent,
you know, the deal.
Sure.
About those types of things.
And he's just so good at it.
And there's so many times where you're like,
man, that guy's so good.
And then you're like, god damn, that's Gary Oldman. And then you're like, god damn, Gary Oldman's so good at it. And there's so many times where you're like, man, that guy's so good. And then you're like, God damn, that's Gary Oldman.
And then you're like, God damn, Gary Oldman's so good.
Sometimes when I think of Gary Oldman
and I try to visualize him,
I come up with William H. Macy.
No.
I know that's correct,
but I bet he could look like William H. Macy if he wanted to.
I bet he'd play a great William H. Macy biopic.
Right.
He'd be the best William H. Macy.
And then I start to think about,
what's William H. Macy up to? He, think about what's a will you make Macy up to uh he shameless they cancel shameless or it's
over I never I never watch that yeah me neither but they do
like him my wife did he has a lot of charm he's great yeah
I mean but see that that's the thing is for the two of them
mm-hmm and how far apart do these movies come out I want to say
the fifth element and boogie nights did not come out too far apart mm-hmm? I want to say the fifth element in Boogie Nights did not come out too far apart.
Mm-hmm.
And I want to say those are the two roles for both of them,
because it's like, anytime you think of Gary Oldman,
I think of that half-Hell-Mit,
uh, not Commissioner Gordon with blood coming out of it.
And then anytime I think of William H. Macy,
I think of that time he shot himself in the fucking head
and halfway through the movie and ruined my whole night.
Not state and main.
No.
It's not what you think of when you think of it.
It made you crazy.
Nope.
Not state and made.
Oh well.
Uh, mystery men.
That would be good one.
Yeah.
Sure.
Shubbler.
Was it, am I, I can't tell if this is a Mandela effect that I have?
Did that song All Star by Smash Mouth
was that originally on the Mystery Men soundtrack?
Oh my God, I, yeah, that's a really good question.
Or did it come out before and then was on?
I feel like it was on the soundtrack, and that's where it started.
Right, because, and let's just, let's just verify for all of our sakes,
Smash Mouth did not originally write All Star.
What? It is a cover of a... It is? for all of our sakes. Smash mouth did not originally write all star.
What?
It is a cover of a-
It is?
Wait, is it?
Yeah.
They didn't actually write that?
Hmm.
Just scandalous.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I know, I know, it's tough.
I'm gonna do some research.
Go for it.
Prune is a plumb.
So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. We're going to be talking
about December 8th, 2023. That is Friday. Interesting. And we're going to do that because
it's the day after the Tucker Carlson interview. And so we'll get to see how Alex's headspace
is at where he where what's going on. And what show people would be tuning into if they
had like seen that Alex on talker and then jump in here
That's what we yeah, that's what we got to know and so and I think that Alex is aware of that
I can see he talks about how there's like millions more people listening and stuff
So this is the kind of face he wants to put on for people and I think that's an interesting glimpse to take on this
Yeah, it's so coming, this is the sales pitch.
This is the, you would assume, yes.
This is the head salesman at the dealership coming up,
walking up to you as you're looking at that van going,
man, 25,000 seems like too much for us.
Right.
This is striking while the iron's hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So another thing we should probably bring up
is as we're recording this,
Alex has been allowed back on Twitter.
That's true.
Which is not the case on Friday when he's doing this episode.
Right.
So there will be some talk of maybe I'll be let back on Twitter.
Right.
And he has.
And I think people are curious about our perspective on it.
And I think I've been thinking about it.
And it's obviously bad for people because he is a
very
bombastic
spreader of bad information, right and I think that he's dangerous to people in the public
I think he spreads hate sure
and so for those reasons I think it's a bad thing that he's coming back onto social media, but at the same time, I don't really think it shouldn't happen or whatever.
Like, I don't think we live in a world of sheds.
Sure. Like, in the same way that I was like, well, he got kicked off Twitter because Twitter didn't want him to be on.
Right. The people who ran it were like, no, we don't want you to be on.
Yeah. Now Elon Musk is enough of a shithead that he's like, I do want you on.
And it's the same thing.
It's a business making a decision
about who they want on or not.
Yeah.
I can't fault the decision.
I think it's wrong.
Sure.
It's bad, but it's Elon Musk's right to do it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I feel a little bit like this.
All right, I feel a little bit like last year,
I got out of the community pool.
And then right after I got out,
some lunatic Mr. Burns bought up the community pool, right?
And then everybody started leaving,
but then the people who were left,
he was like, I can't believe there are still people here.
I got to make sure that everybody goes.
I got to put a sign that says, only people who piss in the pool allowed.
So he's got a giant bucket full of shit and he's pouring it into the community pool.
While the rest of you sit in there, I left the pool, man.
I'm out.
You guys, you guys can eat the shit.
Yeah, I think I mentioned this on our last episode that like the notion of Alex
getting back on Twitter is
Kind of overblown a little bit. I think because how bad everything else is on Twitter It's he's going to be another shitty voice on there as opposed to being somebody who's actually leading a conversation
Or anything he's going to be another shit head right and that sucks
But it doesn't really fundamentally alter what Twitter is it's it was bad and it's now bad No, it's a bunch of shit. Yeah, yeah, and that sucks, but it doesn't really fundamentally alter what Twitter is. It's it was bad and it's now bad
No, it's a bunch of shit. Yeah, and and so I don't know I
Mean it probably I think man if it was me and
I'm Alex and I'll be silly. I'm sure I like we're gonna find out Alex's would be very happy to come back on you
bet absolutely of course, but if it's me, I'm saying, fuck that.
I don't want to come back on Twitter,
because if I do get invited back on Twitter,
I have to go back on Twitter.
Right. And if I do go back on Twitter,
then I find out that I'm just another asshole.
Yeah.
I've spent the last how many years being like,
I'm the most dangerous band man.
You can't even come close to me because I'm untouchable.
There we are. And then if I do show up on social media
Then I'm just another asshole. Yeah, and what about all the other people who haven't been let back on and now you have are you more?
Are you less dangerous?
You're less dangerous. Yeah, you're less band and censored. Your brand is eroding by being allowed back on honestly
Yeah, and not just that but what happens whenever you're shit on Twitter
It's true. I mean Alex doesn't even bring up that he's not very good at tweeting. He's not good at tweeting.
But it's not even him doing it.
Yeah, yeah, that's a fair point.
I mean, the advantage of it obviously is
that there will be another place where he can try
and sell his shit.
And that's unfortunate, but who knows what kind of return
that'll be on that.
But for now, people are excited about it
in the shit head world. You know,
hooray. I'm not enjoying, but it's like, I'm watching people throw a parade. It's just
kind of sad. It is very sad. I will say that the one thing about this that I think is under
appreciated and is something that I would hope that
the media could handle, but we'll never deal with, which is that they are just now functionally
a mouthpiece for Twitter. Like they're just doing press releases. I can't, why would you
write a thing? And then aggregate a thing and then have every publication right to think about how Alex is left back on Twitter.
Right.
Unless you are like, well, we got to get Alex as many followers as we possibly can.
We got to drum up excitement about this.
We got it. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Or, or are you running a press release for Elon or Alex?
Or are you making this news, but for whom is it news?
You wonder, you wonder if there is like some sort of an idealistic
impetus behind it that that is asking like well if we
Spread this news far and wide maybe there'll be enough pressure to change the position
But but that that's delusional that's absurd and if you don't understand that at this point then fine
The media should be going where it's going.
Yeah.
I mean, I just feel like they not only did not learn
from the past eight years of Trump,
but they have hyper-not learned to the point
where now they're actively running towards more
and more Trumps.
Yeah, and like Trump got let back on Twitter, right?
And it was like a big deal for a day or two,
and then just I don't, I don't know if it,
I feel like excitement died down, just like,
oh, we were at now at this level of shit head
a re on Twitter.
Now it'll be the same thing for Alex,
but for now they're having their parade and.
Have fun.
Yeah.
All right, so we'll get down to business on this episode here,
Jordan, but before we do, let's say down to business on this episode here, Jordan.
But before we do, let's say hello to some new walks.
Ooh, that's great idea.
So first, Jordan, instead of triangle strategy, try Tactics Ogre.
It's the game, the Final Fantasy Tactics Team made before Final Fantasy Tactics.
Thank you so much, you're an out-policy walk.
I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much.
Too many tactics and tactics.
Tactics.
Next, you can call me Crash with a K. Thank you so much, you're an out-policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Too many tactics and tactics. Tactics. Next, you can call me Crash with a K.
Thank you so much, you're an out-policy walk.
I'm a policy walk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, J. W.
Yeah, J. W.
Yeah, with a bunch of ages.
Thank you so much, you're an out-policy walk.
I'm a policy walk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
And I'm a looser little sh-
Shitty, whew.
I'm a looser shitty tittle baby.
Thank you so much, you're an out-policy walk.
I'm a policy walk. Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk I'm a policy wonk
Thank you so much and we got a couple technocrates on the mix
So first the thank you so much to the buffus little boy you are now policy wonk
And thank you so much to Brian will you be my domestic partner love Nick and then in parentheses
This is very important the only reason this has gotten through is the parentheses. Don't worry. He's already accepted
Thank you so much. You're now a technocrat I'm a policy walk someone someone someone
satan might send me a book and a poop daddy shark
bomb bomb bomb jar jar banks has a Caribbean black action he's a loser little
little kitty baby I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much
Yeah, thank you very well. I yeah, I wanted to give them a tip of the cap on that because that was the I almost like immediately just
Nope, nope not gonna happen on this one and then it was like I said yeah, okay fine
We should restate
None of that no less you're doing it in deep code
None of that. No, you're doing it in deep code that we don't, yes, exactly.
That is somehow you can pull that off, then we'll be none the wiser.
Yeah, that's not on us.
Yeah.
Yeah, you tricked us.
We're the victims in this scenario.
Right.
So we started off the episode and there's another victim that will be mentioned in this
clip, but he's a victim that got to reprieve like a Nine of us, or Jonah getting out of
the belly of the whale or whatever.
It's Friday, December 8, 2023.
And your host Alex Showns will welcome
the giant new audience tuning in.
Lee Tucker, interview the drop your stay is the biggest story.
On the internet right now, really affecting change
and warning the planet about the globalist depopulation plan.
And so much more Owen Sh Troyer got out of prison about 15 days early.
This morning our crew picked him up in Louisiana.
He'll be joining us from the road via video link coming up at the bottom of the hour.
But here's the opening salvo from the Tucker Alex Jones interview.
So he plays a bit of the Tucker interview.
Really trying to bask in it.
Sure.
For the beginning of the trip. Yeah, Owen got out. He got out the clink. So he plays a bit of the Tucker interview.
Really trying to bask in it for the beginning of the trip.
Yeah, Owen got out.
He got out the clink.
I mean, I don't know.
Is there anything less cool than getting out early for good behavior?
Well, they don't spin it that way.
I mean, I imagine not.
But I mean, you know, there was a ground swell of demand.
Sure.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no. At the swell of demand No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no should really be in prison anyways if you weren't such a dickhead. Yeah, debatably
There's not really a reason to keep him any longer. Oh, yeah, there wasn't really I would I mean
I would rather he never went to prison and they just made him do his fucking community service
I mean, yeah, I had a few more hours on to it for good measure or something, but yeah, that probably would have been a
More because because honestly, yeah, I mean there is just the the reality of it that is like he's not going to learn a lesson
No, there is no point in that you're just ruining his weeks
Who's in for like 40 days or something? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck up this dude's month is not a justice system
Right, and you're gonna create a new brand for him once he comes out
And so like it does play into Owen's hands a bit and the way that they're able to spin this like shoot with award and which we'll get to
Oh, no, it's nuts. How is it not possible that people wouldn't just be like? Oh, yeah
No, here's what we're gonna do Owen. You're just gonna clean up parks for the next month. That's what's going to happen. You're going to spend an hour or two a day cleaning up a park. And that
will be it. Everybody be stoked about that. Yeah. It would be, it would be productive.
Yep. So, um, look, Alex got a little bit into the weeds at certain points during the
Tucker interview. There's things that came up. There were, you know, and some people have had some
criticize criticisms of about it. And one of them, Alex gets defensive about here.
Okay. By the way, just to show how deceptive the corporate media is, a whole bunch of publications.
I think I left an author in the printer. The stories I've printed up for a long while.
I've given to you guys said Jones is making up that Biden's mean to his dog. It's come out in
mainstream news,
and he's been caught on video kicking it, and that it attacks the Secret Service. I mean,
we talk about all these things that are real, and they sit there and deny that they're doing it
down to Biden. But the establishments backing of Biden has come to an end.
Hunter Biden faces 17 years in prison after spending millions on lavish hard-parting lifestyles
while dodging taxes.
Yeah, a bunch of hookers.
And cocaine, house Republicans unveil resolution to authorize Biden impeachment.
In Korean, the speaker says he's going to let that continue.
Understandably, the beginning of the show involves a fair bit of naval gazing about the Tucker
interview. Apparently part of the stretch of the interview where Alex was complaining about
Biden involved in allegation that Biden hits his dog, which I didn't even include in
our breakdown because it didn't rank. Yeah, I mean, I what I wanted to cover all the
things. Fine. As it turns out, some other outlets, they tweeted about this section of the
interview and now Alex is getting defensive about it.
Alex doesn't have evidence of Biden kicking his dog or any of that, it's just something
that Tom Fitton has claimed a source told him.
Tom Fitton is the guy who runs Judicial Watch, the legal harassment outlet that was founded
by noted lunatic Larry Clayman.
The entire thing is based on creating imagery surrounding context for the real world stories
about two of Biden's dogs, Commander and Major, having to be removed from the White House
because they bit people.
So you take that kernel of truth and then create a candy shell, shush, shush.
Mounts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you shouldn't have dogs in the White House.
That's a bad environment for dogs.
That is shocking.
That makes sense. That's a bad environment for dogs. That is shocking.
That makes sense.
What about a cat?
Um, every environment is possibly good or bad for a cat.
What about,
depending on the cat's environment.
What about a bird?
Birds can't be trusted.
Mm-hmm.
They can go anywhere.
That's true.
Yep, ceilings.
Can't trust them.
So you don't want birds in the White House?
I do want birds in the White House,
but only completely camouflage there.
You totally missed it.
There was a dunk there.
Where?
Lady Bird Johnson.
Oh, come on, that's lazy.
Okay.
Lazy Bird Johnson.
So, I'm obviously very opposed to people
who mistreat animals, but I'm not convinced
that this one is one to take seriously.
But this is a great thing for Alex to get defensive about,
because by doing so, he can
dodge discussing any of the real criticism of that interview.
Like when he said you shouldn't be able to fly a black lives matter flag unless you lived
in East St. Louis.
Sure, sure.
Nuts.
It's harder to defend segregation than he could kick his dog.
Right.
As for the stuff about Hunter Biden, I'm not sure how any of that indicates that the
evanted establishment has turned against Joe Biden.
He's being charged with a crime, but this is supposed to have a higher meaning for idiots
like Alex.
According to Alex, if you're in the establishment's good graces, then all of your relatives
and people associated with you are protected from any kind of criminal prosecution, so the
fact that a prosecution is moving forward means that the man has removed his head of protection from Joe Biden to steal a favorite Alex Frey. This is really dumb though, man.
Like Jenna and Barbara Bush, the children of George W. Bush were arrested for having fake IDs
and drinking underage in 2001 while their father was president. Yeah. We could delve into the
escapades of Billy Carter and Roger Clinton, but I'm afraid we don't have time for that right now.
More to the point though, Alex should not support this prosecution.
One of his fundamental beliefs is that taxes are illegal, and the 16th Amendment wasn't properly
ratified. He uses that excuse when one of his right-wing buddies gets into trouble for tax fraud,
but mysteriously that belief doesn't apply to his political enemies. This because he doesn't
actually believe this as a core principle, or as a truth, he believes it just enough to use as an excuse to obstruct his buddies are all being persecuted for no
reason, but that's about it.
And the GOP trying to get an impeachment going, that's also not evidence that the establishment
is turned against Biden.
They release their impeachment inquiry resolution the other day, and it's a dud, and it fails
to prove any of the major claims that are the talking points on shows like Alex's.
The strategy is to take this resolution and put it before the entire House for a vote,
and if it passes, it'll give the inquiry greater investigatory authority, which they can
then use to expand their fishing expedition that they're going on.
This may pass, but even if it does, that doesn't mean that the House is going to vote for
impeachment, and even if they do, there's zero chance that'll pass in the Senate.
But the primary goal here has been fulfilled, which is to feed the right wing media narrative
cycle.
And Alex is doing his part in that.
Hand in glove with our representatives, apparently.
It's very, very dystopian.
It is, it is hard for me to even like, you shouldn't be allowed to talk about impeachment anymore. It's just not serious. It's not real. It's hard for me to, like, you shouldn't be allowed to talk about impeachment anymore.
It's just not serious.
It's not real.
It's imaginary.
And it's a waste of everybody's day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It no longer holds the weight that it should.
If you can't impeach the president who committed crimes the whole time, that are documented
on the television.
Yeah. And the only reason you can't is because
of like, because people say, now we're not going to do it. We don't want to. We, he's guilty.
Oh, he did all of that shit, but we don't think he should ever be held accountable for it.
Then why not just get rid of the idea. It's, it's a waste of everybody's time. Yeah. You
know in terms of like having a robust checks and and balances system in place, it is not that.
No, it does.
It does feel like in the same way that no election will ever be like not fraud again in the
future to people like Alex.
No president will ever not be impeached or should be impeached forever.
And that's just what we're living under now.
There will always be impeachment proceedings underway.
So we got some other headlines to get through.
We've got a lot to get into here today.
Western 80 Ukraine falls off a cliff.
According to International Chairman Monter Group,
and the response is not just Biden today's go-shang,
well, we'll just go to war with Russia.
Now the Secretary of Defense, Dr. Carl broke, they had the sources told a closed door meeting in Congress
that our Sons and Daughters will die soon if we don't give them $106 million.
So Alex is saying it's bad that Western aid to Ukraine is decreased, but when the most
aid was being sent, he was furious that too much aid was being sent.
You can kind of see how no matter what is happening in the world, Alex can find a way
to be mad about it and claim that it's proof is something nefarious.
Cool.
Yeah.
Alex is failing to mention an important detail about that headline though.
That he's reading this headline, quote, Western aid to Ukraine falls off Cliff German monitor.
That's from RT, the state media outlet of the country
that's the one invading Ukraine.
It's a bit iffy in terms of sourcing.
No, I think that sounds, I mean, listen,
if there's anything I know about Russian state media,
it's mostly trustworthy, especially during wartime.
Mm-hmm.
I understand that maybe this is still a story that you want to report out.
So in a case like this, what a serious person would do is dig into the underlying information
the article is based on, instead of just skimming the headline, published in a belligerent
country's media outlet.
This comes from the Keel Institute for the World Economy and Economic Think Tank based
in Germany.
The Institute runs a Ukraine aid tracker, and their latest data set showed a steep decline.
However, this is not indicative of a collapse
of all aid being sent to Ukraine.
It's specifically data showing new commitments
to provide aid.
That has taken a large dip in the past few months
and the reasons are pretty clear.
The first is that the US and the EU
have pending aid commitments that have stalled
but are likely to be passed soon.
That will bump numbers up considerably.
The second reason is because in May and June of this year, Ukraine received a flood of
multi-year aid commitments that more than make up for the dip in new commitments seen in
the last few months.
Year over year, October 2023 saw about 2 billion euros of new commitment compared to about
4 billion in October of last
year.
Compare that to the difference between June's.
In 2022, new commitments were just under 5 billion.
This year, it was almost 55 billion, with over 50 billion of that being in the form of
multi-year commitment arrangements.
So, you can see that this is being skewed a little bit.
Yeah.
Further, their newest data set shows no drop-off in heavy weapon commitments in the same
time frame, and in fact shows increases from EU countries on that front.
The point is that the actual data doesn't show a complete cratering of the support for
Ukraine, but that is how a headline in a state media outlet of the country invading Ukraine
might want to present things.
And Alex is on the same tip, so he has zero investment in figuring out what the story
actually is here. It's enough for him to just pair at the talking points
of the side that he's on. Also Tucker is entirely mischaracterizing what Defense Secretary
Lloyd Austin said. He was speaking to Congress and he made the point that if Putin is successful
in Ukraine, there's a very high likelihood that in the future, we will need to end up
sending US troops to defend NATO allies when he inevitably attacks them. He was trying to express the gravity of the situation to the GOP members of the House
who were holding up passing of the additional aid.
Right.
They're trying to hold the aid hostage so they can apply pressure to pass anti-immigrant
border security legislation, pretending that they may be open to aid Ukraine talks if they
can get their xenophobic shit going.
Sure.
Anyway, Austin made a very reasonable statement that Putin is unlikely to stop with Ukraine,
and if there is a threat to NATO countries,
we are obligated to send troops.
Tucker and most of the right-wing media
misrepresented that to be some kind of a threat
because at its core, the right-wing of this country
supports Putin.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
Not great work on Alex's point here.
Yeah, it is kind of interesting
that we are pretty consistently trapped in this space
wherein you and I, and people,
I suppose, let's say high attention span,
high attention space kind of viewpoint,
look at people like this and say,
this will not stop.
There is no way for this person to stop themselves.
They will only move forward and only escalate.
That is how they function, right?
And then you have people who are enabling that.
And they're like, yeah, we love that shit.
That's the way we do it.
And then you have the people who are like, okay,
well, what if we tell him, please stop this time?
Yeah.
And then next time we'll say, please extra stop this time.
And then, and then we'll threaten very strongly.
Yeah, and there's people who are saying,
this person cannot stop.
And at a certain point, it will be at your front door.
Yeah, well, there's a high likelihood
that at some point your interest will run up against
their inability to control themselves.
Right, but what if instead that will happen later
to other people and I don't have to deal with it?
Well, you're making an interesting gamble there.
Ah, no, you see, you are making an interesting gamble.
I will not be in government at the time. By general. We
It's good. It's good. It's good plan. Yeah, so we have another headline. Uh, it's a load of shit.
A study show of action and more likely to suffer from
ear disease. That's where my keep reporting was tonight is blood disorders and hair loss. Yeah
Is it breaks your DNA makes you accelerate your aging? Big.
Prestige of studies,
though. But they just say conspiracy
theory, dissinfo. Oh, do they?
So this is a headline, Alex is
reading from the epoch times, which
is a bad sign. Even so, when you
read a little into the article, you
find that maybe the headline is not
actually capturing the data that it's
supposed to be reporting. This is about
a South Korean study looking at the data
from the Korean National Health Insurance Service.
They examined various diagnoses compared
between vaccinated and unvaccinated people,
and found that there was a higher rate for things
like menstrual disorder, ear disease, and bruising
among vaccinated people.
One issue right out of the gate is that the study
hasn't been peer reviewed yet.
As a society, we need to make a policy that we're not going to take any reporting seriously
when the underlying information comes from unreviewed studies.
It's jumping the gun out of a desperation to feed the narrative cycle.
The antivoc- antivx folks are wrong, and because of that, they need a constant flood of stories
telling them that they're right in order to preserve the position.
One of the main tricks that's being used in the time after COVID has been the use of
Med Archive studies.
Most of all would never pass peer review because they're flawed.
I don't remember this being so prevalent in the times before COVID and I really think
that if this one trick was eliminated, it would fundamentally disrupt the COVID talking
point factory.
All of the unpear reviewed studies that have been the basis for like, can you believe hydroxychloricum and does work in the show? Yeah. All this stuff. If that
trick was removed, so much of the veneer of fake credibility would be taken away from all this
bullshit. Yeah. That's that's the free speech question there. You know, like, can you say it is
against the rules to publish the details of an un-reviewed study?
Of an un-peer reviewed study?
No, I don't think it should be against the rules, but I think we all need to grow up to the
point where we realize what this information is and how seriously to take it.
Right.
I understand.
That's the fantasy scenario that I have.
Exactly.
Which I recognize as a fantasy.
So that said, there are a couple of glaring problems with this study, which will probably make it so they can't get this past review. The first is that they didn't
control for confounding variables like age and core morbidities. The epoch times article
even says this, quote, the vaccinated group included 1.4 million people compared to 289,576
in the unvaccinated group. The latter skewed younger with fewer comorbidities, one factor that potentially affected the results.
No shit!
Wow, who could have guessed?
If the vaccinated group includes a much higher percentage of people who are likely to get
these conditions due to comorbidities or just aging, then you have zero reason to make the
leap to thinking that any of the higher incidence seen in the data has anything to do with the
vaccine.
When I say that the data is very skewed by age, I mean that the vaccinated group was approximately
74% over the age of 50, whereas the unvaccinated group was 67% under 49.
That's probably an issue.
This is a factor that you can't just look past super easily.
It's a flaw.
It's a probably big issue.
The second thing that's of note is that the comorbidities the study did track and how heavily they skewed towards the
vaccinated group they included hyperlippidemia, which is an elevated level of lipids in your blood which is associated with heart attacks and
Strokes 10% of the unvaccinated group had this compared to almost 33% of the vaccinated
They also included hypertension which 9.5% of the unvaccinated group had compared to 29.5% of the vaccinated. They also include at hypertension, which 9.5% of the unvaccinated group had compared
to 29.5% of the vaccinated.
If one of the things you're studying is like incidents of heart issues, and you have this
stark difference in the groups, it's very unlikely that the result you arrive at is going
to be of much use.
Anyway, the point is that there's no reason to take this study seriously.
Obviously, it's wise for doctors and researchers to say vigilant to test hypotheses, even if they are unlikely to be proven correct, but this isn't
not that. And the reporting in the bullshit ass eapoc times is further not good. And then Alex is
just repeating it. Yeah, yeah, it is, it is like, it's one of those things where I feel like people understand
in that kind of like a almost surface level
explanation of like the scientific method.
You know that idea of like, oh, we test,
we do it all this stuff, but the actual studies,
they don't quite make the next step to like,
it's only useful if you can isolate information
to one data point so that it's use,
you know what I'm saying? Like you have to get rid of all of the noise,
all of the noise to find one valuable thing.
And there's so much noise in that stupid thing.
You know, like when you're dealing with that much noise,
you're wasting everybody's time.
Here's what I would say to clean it up a little.
I would say that the amount you should take the study seriously
is the extent to which the noise is minimized.
Yeah.
And when there is that much cacophony,
you don't need to take this as a, oh my God,
vaccines are associated with all this other shit.
It's not.
Okay, how well can you trust your accountant?
When I go to my accountant,
he and I sit across the desk from each other.
When I go to my accountant he and I sit across the desk from each other when I go to my Accountment uh he is across the desk playing a lot of very loud music and showing lights and shooting fireworks
Lefton right I'm gonna tell you why because he is not a trustworthy accountant
So look man they just don't want to respond to facts like this study that the
That looks right ahead line about in the epoch time it does sound true
It's just these people don't like facts.
BASTARD. I don't want to respond to any of the facts that we see all around us.
The plunging life expectancy of every country that took the shot, the plunging fertility right of
every country that took the shots, it's just incredible. The exploding cardiovascular situation.
It's just unbelievable to actually get it. I mean, I find it incredibly, and that's what we're counting on. the and you just start slaughtering your cows. It's barely a nose. That's barely a nose.
It's very, very hard to respond to alleged facts.
When the person presenting them intentionally jumps
all over the place from one right wing grievance
talking point to the next,
when there's no connection between them.
But I'll try.
The first part is about declining fertility
and life expectancy in the countries that took the shot.
Right.
I presume he means mRNA shots because that's supposed to be such an important part of the conspiracy,
but Alex isn't clear, so I'm not sure what to do with that.
If we just look at life expectancy, this isn't true.
Australia is one of the main countries that Alex has lived under complete COVID tyranny,
and between 2018 and 2021, their life expectancy actually increased slightly.
The same is true of Canada, another country that's supposed to have been ruled by
Klaus Schwab, Drone Dictator, Justin Trudeau.
On the flip side, Russia, the country that's rejected the shot, according to Alex,
has a life expectancy that's dropped four years since 2019.
That's a real problem for Alex's conclusion.
Life expectancy in the United States is also dropped, but that's because of COVID. Same for Russia. If you look at the countries
that suffered the most COVID deaths, you see similar dips in life expectancy.
Conversely, if you look at countries in the highest rates of
vaccination, you don't see similar trends. This is because COVID is driving
dips in life expectancy, not vaccination. In terms of fertility, there's been a
downward trend in this since the 1960s of decreasing
births per person who can get pregnant.
There's nothing to do with COVID or vaccination.
It's just a decades-long trend made possible by the advent of easy access to birth control
and family planning and increasing standards of living in many parts of the world.
This is the less individual control a person has over their reproductive capacity the more children they will end up having
It's a pretty true ism. It's kind of how it works. Ironically the US stopped its downward trend right when COVID started and there's been a slight increase since
Again, what Alex is saying doesn't comport with available data
He's just repeating right-wing anti-vax talking points and then asserting them as the truth
Then he shifts over to cattle policy in the Netherlands. That's what was confusing to me.
It's a bit of a jump.
I wanted to know more about that because I'm interested in hearing anybody's idea if
it begins with we're going to go in and we're going to kill all your cows.
90% 90% of your cows by 2030.
So I don't think the thing is Alex is saying are true because he's known to make
shit up and exaggerate but there is a real issue going on right now with the Dutch agricultural
sector.
The government of the Netherlands is obligated to protect certain areas of nature thanks to
regulation passed by the EU.
Some of these areas then need to protect happen to be pretty near large, highly polluting
cattle farms, and the only way to resolve that issue is for the government to buy out
some of these farmers.
Right.
This has been a huge deal in the Netherlands since 2019, and Alex hasn't really talked
about it much, but it's a great option for something you can yell about now since the latest Dutch election saw rise of extreme right wing nationalist parties
So this is ripe for Alex to glam on to right?
Okay, yeah, that's why this is pivoting in so
Geert wilders is essentially going to wind up being the
Bundy family of Dutch cow.
Well, it's interesting because they're like, I obviously am not an expert in Dutch politics,
but you have that going on with the the the wilders, the freedom party, where it's called.
And then you also have the BBB, which is a farmer-based party that gained a bunch of seats
in the other house of Congress.
Okay.
And so they emerged, I think they won like 16 seats out of nowhere.
And so there is this other side that doesn't appear to be as fanatical, but is motivated
heavily by the situation with the agricultural sector.
Right.
Right.
So you have those two, like a confluence of those two things that I that i don't know how i think you should be a fact with that cows
maybe not
it's looking like that's where we're headed
so since the most recent elections the government has already decided to push
the date that they want to hit emissions decrease goals from twenty thirty to
twenty thirty five so i already wrong on that
the proposal to reduce life stock numbers by a third was an old proposal that they had,
which Alex doesn't realize has been replaced by a voluntary model where the government
is offering to buy out farmers who would like to be bought out.
According to the Associated Press, as of November 30th, over 750 farmers have signed up for
this plan.
Okay.
The image that Alex is painting is ridiculous.
You know what's the audience to think that there's militarized units going out to
farms and killing people's cows? is painting is ridiculous. You know what's the audience to think that there's militarized units going out to farms
and killing people's cows?
If there's anyone who doesn't want to deal with facts,
I'm afraid that it might be Alex himself.
This is tanks rolling up to kill your cows.
I does, it does have the vibe of like,
Alex is describing the Vietnam war restarting
and people are taking tanks through the Dutch jungles
to murder their cows, you know?
You see a cow in a tree.
What are we, what's happening here?
All right, okay.
That is what you come away with.
Yeah.
It's a stark imagery.
I appreciate it.
So you got some other news, a little closer to home.
Okay.
It's just insane.
It does have sound real.
I remember like two years ago, the document came out of the Department of Energy. They said, yeah, we're going to have regulations in 2023 to ban the new production of gas
range stoves. They went, oh, no, that's a conspiracy theory. Even though it was a real memo, and now they're
saying, yes, we want it. And New York's just banned them or began to process. I mean, it's just, it's always the same tactics. Like, oh, we don't want illegal aliens to vote. And
then over a hundred jurisdictions have passed laws, illegal aliens can vote. All Democrat.
What? Oh, there's no care of the ends. Remember, just three, four years ago, the leak
comes making it up. There's no care of the ends, John Stewart. There's no care of the
ends. Giant, a hundred thousand person caramans
slamming in the border every month. Now it's every week. I mean, it is.
Insane asylum level. So New York didn't really ban gas stoves. They just
banned them in new houses and new homes that are being built. They're good
environmental and consumer health related reasons to make such regulation, but
it really doesn't matter to someone like Alex. To him, climate change is a non-issue, so anyone
trying to make some kind of change based on concerns about climate change, they must
be doing it for some other nefarious reason. Because Alex knows climate change is a hoax,
the people pushing changes based on climate change must also know that it's a hoax, and
since they know it's a hoax, it must be a big power grab predicated on a lie.
Yeah.
Discussing these kind of issues with someone like Alex's pointless,
when the lives in a fully constructed alternative reality that you just,
you're never going to get any traction.
Alex is wrong, also about the non-citizen voting.
He says that a hundred jurisdictions of past laws allowing non-citizens to vote,
but that's totally not true.
I mean, he's illegal to do that.
Well, I mean, there is a kernel of what he's lying about
that is true.
He's just making up numbers, though, to dazzle the audience.
Sure.
In the real world, there are three states
that allow non-citizens to vote in local elections,
but that does not mean the entire state allows it.
For instance, California is one of these states,
but non-citizens are only allowed to vote in Oakland,
where they passed a charter amendment that allowed parents and legal guardians who are non-citizen residents to vote for school
board director.
Maryland includes 11 municipalities that allow non-citizen voting and Vermont has three.
That is it.
That's what Alex is exaggerating out to be hundreds of jurisdictions allowing undocumented
immigrants to vote so they can be used to rig future elections.
It's a load of shit for a number of reasons.
The chief of them being that most of these laws specifically only allow legal residents
to vote in those local elections.
Non-citizen permanent residents are a real group of people Alex pretend don't exist.
And I'm not sure I've ever heard a persuasive argument for why they shouldn't be able
to vote in these local elections.
Because the green card is green and I want an American red card.
If you have kids in a school,
and you're a legal, like resident, I don't,
it's weird.
And people like Alex don't think people
from Puerto Rico are Americans.
So that is true.
So like, at a certain point, just be like,
hey, listen, these people are idiots.
That is a fair point.
As of the matter of the caravan's thing,
it wasn't so much that people were contesting,
there was a large group of immigrants
and refugees headed toward the border.
It was that people contested the conspiracy narrative
that people like Alex were constructing about it
and how it was being used to incite racism and xenophobia.
Like all the, I mean, he did it on Tucker's show.
Like the, the, the, the brainwashing for five years,
these immigrants to be used as a mind-controlled
underclass and all this shit.
That's the kind of stuff that people are like,
this is ridiculous.
Yeah, no, I mean in the past,
what, for however long I can remember,
it's every three to six months,
there's a brand new, completely massive,
huge thing that's coming to our borders
and it's gonna happen and then the day that it's supposed to happen coming to our borders, and it's gonna happen,
and then the day that it's supposed to happen,
it doesn't, and then the next day,
it never happened in the past,
and we never talk about it, like how many,
there's been more than one migrant caravan.
I can test your schedule, but yes,
spiritually, that's definitely true,
and it seems to happen when right wing people
need to like boost their poll numbers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of a sudden, there's something,
and then it happened, oh well, it didn't happen, and then we never talked about it, and then if numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of a sudden there's something and then it happened.
Oh, well, it didn't happen.
And then we never talked about it.
And then if you asked somebody, they're like, well, I don't even remember what you're
talking about.
Right.
You can recognize that a group of people is heading toward the country's border while
at the same time rebuking the narrative that these people are an invasion force or waves
smashing against the border with a goal of overwhelming the country.
People rejected this racist framing that people like Alex used to cover the story,
and for Alex, that means that they're saying
that no immigrants are coming.
He's incapable of responding to rebuttals
that his content is inherently racist
and his framing of stories is dishonest.
So instead, he just creates strong hand criticisms
of himself to respond to, and you just see that
over and over and over again.
Yeah, people really just,
they just don't wanna admit that Alex Jones was right about Biden kicking his dog
Yeah, that's the main that's what people are really trying to keep away right from Twitter. Yeah that truth
Mm-hmm. That's the government and thank God someone like Tucker has the courage absolutely to talk to Alex
Yeah, and maybe Elon will let Alex back on Twitter now. God. Mattad.
Tucker Carlson's a manly man.
And he didn't put that or off.
It's just happy.
Jolly Elf.
But the best way to describe her Carlson is Santa Claus.
He's a young Santa Claus.
He's 50 something years old.
I'm a stopgushing about Tucker Carlson.
I'm going to get into Elon Musk coming up, coming out.
A whole bunch of tweets.
He's saying he's looking to unman Alex Jones.
And it's bigger than me.
What is that signify with Elon doing that?
He that he's given up.
But I don't think he given up because he, uh, you know, he never really.
I'm actually just blown away by Tucker being older than Alex.
Yeah, I know that is fucking crazy.
That's just all about me.
Well, listening to that.
Quite really just Alex is 50 Tucker is 54. That is just not okay. Yeah, listening to that. Quite really. Just Alex is 50 Tucker is 54.
That is just not okay. Yeah.
It's just not okay.
For Alex talking about like vaccines prematurely aging you and all this.
Yeah.
I would say that his products are a there's a much stronger case study to be made.
But that breaks down your DNA and age as you can totally shit.
Just looking at the two of them right next to each other is just bananas.
Yeah.
So yeah, I mean, like not, it's not doesn't signify that Elon's given up.
It's more just like, there's no standard.
There's not, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a little bit like, Alex does look a little bit like a picture of like
a 15 year old in during the height of the industrial revolution though,
you know where it's like people went from being seven years old
to 45 in about five years.
Right.
You know, because it's just so much smog
and smoke on your face all day, every day.
I could see that.
Yeah, and it's Alex aged like that.
Alex aged in a time-
That's a painful war, dude, you man.
I will.
When you have to make up shit about articles every day,
that's a stressful fucking job.
You read a meme and then you're like,
fuck, I gotta feel half an hour on this.
What do you do?
You know, I wonder,
it's not hard,
but I wonder if it is stressful.
I'm-
You know, you'd have to remove so many other variables of stress from his life there
I have no idea if we'd ever be able to tell you never be able to unwrap it all now yeah also it is weird that you and Alex both call
Tucker and Elf
Slightly differently, but it is weird. So there's some other Tucker news. Mm-hmm, and it gets better today
Let's punch him up real quick before we got a break
Look at that Moses beard.
That's Hill, really, you're not terrible.
Solitary confinement.
They were keeping it the whole time until the pressure.
They were leasing 15 days early.
Owen is on the highway, leaving Louisiana for Texas.
He'll be back next week.
And he's going to be on Tucker, either Tuesday or Wednesday. It was probation officer. Let's see him get on an airplane. Maybe'll be back next week. And he's gonna be on Tucker either Tuesday or Wednesday.
It was probation officer.
Let's see him get on an airplane.
Maybe he'll do it remote.
Maybe they'll let him do it remote.
You know, the judge said in his sentencing document,
he's going to jail for his speech.
Maybe he'll get more prison time for what he's about to say.
Trade ahead.
So Owen Shroyer, the Cuck Destroyer,
live on air, straight straight ahead big broadcast today
Woo-hoo. Oh, and shrewyer's gonna be on Tucker. Wow. That's a little sad
Boy I mean we have to do it. We do
No choice
I was listening to the episode of like I don't look forward to that. No, no, no, no. You know what's got you know what Alex probably like.
He's like, uh, this will be great.
Yeah, because you know, it'll be free PR for info wars.
Sure.
This will be great.
And also it'll move the needle so much less than me.
It'll put Owen back in his place.
Yeah.
It would be nice.
People will care so much less that Owen Trader's here.
So little that you even though you were on fucking Tucker. it'll put Owen back in his place. Yeah, it would be nice. People will care so much less that Owen's driver's here's so little
that even though you were on fucking Tucker,
people care less about you than the guy
who claimed to fuck Obama.
Yeah, get off your high horse ding dong.
I know you just got out of jail,
but you're no Alex.
Yeah, come on buddy.
Look at these numbers.
This isn't below.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Owen comes on. He is on the side of the road Let's go. Yeah. Owen comes on.
He is on the side of the road, I think.
And when Alex is saying it's a Moses beard, it doesn't really look that much bigger than
his beard normally was.
Yeah, that's interesting.
It's not been that long.
It hasn't really.
It's not a real length of time.
No, it's a definition of slap on a wrist kind of time.
But here we go.
Alex is going to try and coach Owen about what to do on Tucker when he goes on.
This is a good use of time.
Okay.
I hope you go on Tucker next week.
There's a little reach tens of millions of people that you don't just talk about your
experience, Owen, but this is a larger persecution going on.
They're trying to put Trump in prison.
They're trying to put everybody else in prison.
They're trying to put me in prison. And people need to understand that the judge said, I want you
to send that to Tucker Adaya back on the phone, their producer today. They called me one, did you
want to show people the sentencing document where the judge says, well, I have three examples,
the FBI gave me or the just department were Owen in the the last few months of the election
was stolen. So because he's not
remorseful, you're at the Capitol
trying to stop people going in
because you believe it was stolen
which is overwhelming and majority
of Americans believe in major polls.
They're sending you to jail.
They want you to say to know where
criminals we're going to put you
in prison for your speech.
I mean, they have indicted
themselves. They are
tyrants naked wanting us to know they are seeking that will then intimidate a so and an your speech. I mean, they have invited themselves. They are
tyrants naked, wanting us to
know they are, seeking that
will then intimidate us, so
and that's really the gauntlet
they've thrown down here.
Well, and of course, in the
sentencing memo and part of
my sentencing was, well, if
not the majority was my
speech. And one of the speeches
cited was me saying death to
tyrants, which by the way is the logo on the Virginia State flag.
So what are they going to ban that next to?
But I mean, it's a pretty simple question and answer.
Who would be offended by saying death to tyrants?
Well, tyrants would be offended by that.
Now, I would suggest if people want to get the background,
if you're just hearing about this for the first time,
go look at the press conferences. My attorney and I normed Paticev done. We did another sit
down. We did an interview with you, Alex. We did another long form press conference, if
you will, showing the sentencing memo, how they're punishing me for speech, how they're
punishing me for not being remorseful or not believing that the 2020 election results
were legitimate. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Trump just gets 30, 40, 50,000 people
in a rally. Joe Biden can't fill a broom closet.
But hey, let's just go ahead and go with that.
Joe Biden gets the most votes of all time.
We won't pontificate on that too much.
But when people read the sentencing memo,
it's exactly what you said.
This is a speech crime.
We are now living in an age in America
where speech crimes and thought
crimes are being punishable. But they don't just want to say, oh, we're going to throw you in
jail for your speech. They want to be able to make you change your speech in a 1984 or well-in
new-speak manner to say, no, no, no, not only are you going to go to jail, we're going to force you to apologize and retract your statements, which by the way
sad to say a lot of Trump's attorneys and a lot of Trump's team did just that in case you didn't notice in the last months
Well, because they were facing more than a month and a half or whatever in jail
They're facing a lot more serious charges than your downpour. The probation violation shit.
So there's a couple things that Owen may be fudging
a little bit about the sentencing memo.
For one thing, he didn't just say death to tyrants
into a megaphone on January 6th.
The full quote included in the memo is quote,
the Democrats are posing as communists,
but we know what they really are.
They're just tyrants.
They're tyrants.
So on January 6th, we declared death to tyranny,
death to tyrants. So really January 6th, we declared death to tyranny, death to tyrants.
Hmm. So really you're saying death to Democrats? Well, there is that if you understand words to have meaning. Right.
I'm also sure that he would want death for all the fake Republicans who don't support Trump enough too because that's that's
tyranny. Yeah.
Owen got in trouble because he didn't do his community service for a previous deferred sentencing agreement. and because he failed to uphold his part of that agreement, he was still bound by his own agreement to not engage
in any disruptive or disorderly conduct on capital grounds.
It was his own fault, and then he pled guilty to the charge in front of him that sent him
to jail for a few weeks.
The fact that Owen's words and actions since January 6 clearly illustrate a person who
takes no responsibility for his actions, that was a factor in the sentencing guidelines as it is in every prosecution,
but it wasn't the reason that Owen went to jail. The sentencing memo very clearly
discusses free speech objections that could be made to Owens incarceration and flatly rejects
all of them, citing Supreme Court decisions in past case law. As the Supreme Court has decided,
quote, the Constitution does not erect a per se
barrier to the admission of evidence concerning one's beliefs and associations at sentencing
simply because those beliefs and associations are protected by the First Amendment. These
dudes are absolute babies. It is insane. I get like what I don't understand is how it's
not part of your probation or whatever it is
When you get out that you can't lie about why you went in you know like it
I mean I mean it's fine if you're like a regular OS guy. Yeah fucking yeah, fuck lie who cares
If you're on a job application light who's gonna follow up on you if you're on TV or some shit
You know what I'm saying You shouldn't be allowed to lie
about why you went to prison.
Well, you can, but everybody who knows the truth
should look at you as a coward and a liar.
Sure, you think.
Yeah.
And I do.
Yeah.
So, I'm not gonna play this clip,
but there is a part where the mics,
there's a bit of an issue with the mics,
and it really sounds like Alex is snorting something but it's I think it's actually just like his chair
the moving or something you got a little squeak that wasn't a fart yeah but
indeed really sound like you might have been doing blow disaster so I went
just you know he's a victim persecuted of course he is and did we talk more
about that what is your main mission to be now that you have been, because again, think about
their mindset.
Put him in jail, that will intimidate people, but it only made you bigger.
Again, they only play one-dimensional.
They don't think second, third, fourth, fifth magnitude order developments.
Well, it is the strizer and effect.
There's no doubt because as far as we can tell, and my
attorneys and I are still looking into this, I think I'm the only person ever to be in
a federal prison with a misdemeanor, ever. Nobody has ever heard of somebody with a misdemeanor
in a federal prison. None of the inmates that did long time, none of the guards, none of
the, nobody's ever heard of that. So what happens is people say you didn't do your
Probe is putting this guy in prison. I want to look into what he's saying. So there's no doubt that is going on and and that is a game that they are able to play
But they're plenty of people who have gone to federal prison because of Mr. Meiner's that's absurd
I mean I want to look into some of the other January 6th
I mean yeah, what is what is there? What is that? Yeah, ridiculous.
That is the number that is like a perfect example
of a thing that you could say to somebody
that as long as they don't just go like,
wait, what? Are you serious?
You're fine. Yeah, but that is that a single follow-up question
demolishes all of that. But I also actually kind of believe
that Owen might believe it because he said
he's talking with his lawyer
And that's norm right and I bet Norm be like I can't believe that why not yeah
Norton a competent ass no pants and words
Jokes norm would say that just because you're paying him to yeah, so I got pretty excited about this next clip
Because Owen is talking about like what is going to be happening now?
Right.
His mission.
Yes.
But I will say this, there's an issue that I'm definitely going to be taking up now and
as far as the capacity or the level of it, I'm not quite sure yet, but prison reform
is a major issue that we need to address immediately in this country.
And I know that my name got brought up during the BOP hearing when they're requesting two
billion more dollars.
And it didn't go so well for them because the whole thing is incompetence, ineptitude,
and I would say at least half the people that are in the prisons right now probably don't
even belong there.
You mentioned this earlier, you go into major
inter-cities, Democrat
cities, Soros, D.A.'s, they
released the most violent
criminals in the country back
out onto the streets, but they
have all kinds of political
prisoners rotting in jail cells
every day that most people don't
know about. And now I'm going to
be able to have their voices be heard and a lot of people inside are really encouraged by this because nobody's gotten this much attention that's been put away like they
have. Absolutely. Because we're releasing violent people but not the non-violence so that
it is credit's prison reform and then they defund the police at the same time that they
make us want more prisons. This is all ugly and dialectic. The people running this
are very sophisticated. Very sophisticated. This thing that isn't going on. Very sophisticated.
So look, here's the deal.
Bullshit about violent criminals being released
and nonviolent people, you know, that's a load of shit.
Yeah.
But I do agree with the one that there's too many people
in prison and they shouldn't be.
I agree with him.
Now, he's going to drop this immediately.
Yeah, obviously. In the same way that Alex had a crusade against DUI laws.
Never gonna let this stand for a single second longer. I have already completely
got what? What? Yeah, this is not going to happen. But Owen, Owen's take on prison
reform is not, uh, not useful. Uh, but I can't't i can't disagree with the underlying premise that there are
a lot of people in prison who don't need to be
even though i hate him and i think he's a piece of it and uh... you know all
that he is on the right track
but he's
sort of walking sideways on that you cannot be a reasonable person
and look at the united states prison system and not go
almost these people shouldn't be here
This shouldn't I don't think Owen would have taken that position before he went to prison
I don't think so either, but if you go you can't be a reasonable. It's like waterboarding
You know, it's like whenever it's like whatever man cow talked such a big
Oh, I don't give a shit and then you water board and he's like man waterboarding in storture. Yeah, yeah
It prisons bad. It is not, this is not something that,
here's what I would say.
This isn't going to turn into a crusade on Owen's part.
No.
However, it was a part of me that would be interested
to see what that would even look like.
Yeah, me too.
Like what is Owen Schroyer champion for prison reform?
What does that look like?
Well, I kept, whenever he said that.
At what point is he going to realize
the institutional racism that has to do with
incarceration rates?
No.
At what point is he gonna turn woke?
Exactly.
No, I mean, the thing that kept getting into my head
while he was telling that, talking about that,
is like, there are people whose voices are,
I'm gonna be able to, and it's like, who in there is like,
having a conversation right now, like, oh man, Oh, and said that he would talk about what's going on in here. Oh, and said and somebody's got to be like that
No, no, no, that's info wars. He does not give a shit about us at all. No, he's using the us
No, no, he said he was gonna bring he said he's gonna bring attention to the prison
He's he was there. He got hit with the rest of us. They saw what happened. They're
gonna see him. Nah, dude. Come on. Nah, that's Owen Troyer. This is your first day, man.
This is the Cuck Destroyer. So Owen turns the attention around on Alex. Yeah. And it's
like, hey, man, your life's work is basically accomplished, right? I got said earlier.
I think that we're really at a turning point now. I'm not I'm not guaranteeing victory or anything
And this is all in God's hands. No, I totally agree everybody agrees that the truth is better to be out of prison
I feel like I will say your lives work Alex 20 plus years of doing this
I've seen you go through highs. I've seen you go through lows
I've seen them try to destroy you and still you're here on air today giving me this platform for my first statements
I mean, how do you feel seeing
this? Do you feel like your life's work is starting to fire and be manifest in the
fruits?
No, starting to grow because I mean, I feel like I definitely see it and I know it, but
it really means we're just waking up now to the fight we were already in. We're getting
beat up in our bed. We're waking up and are finally starting to throw our first punches
and we're landing our first punches. So we're already bloodied and stabbed, but we're a lot tough in the enemy. And so yeah, we're going to be on top of them. Very soon throwing elbows right into their eye sockets. And it basically we're gonna tear their head off, not a
violently as a metaphor.
But no, we're about to bash the brains out and, you know,
not dirty.
Violently as a knock-ups and pull their eyeballs out.
Politically.
Politically not.
Politically, of course.
Yeah, I mean, literally though.
Yeah, no, we just, we literally, we're getting beat.
We're bleeding.
We start getting up, fighting.
We throw a couple of times.
We're getting up.
We're getting up.
We're getting up.
We're getting up. We're getting up. We're getting up. We're getting literally. Yeah, literally though. Yeah. No, we just
literally. We're getting beat. We're bleeding. We
start getting up fighting. We we throw a couple of shots. They
already ran up against the wall and are like, whoa, and we
just got to get in there and just get going. And we're
going to win this thing, brother.
He has a fucking dorks. Wow. Just can't not like just
grotesquely descended to violent fantasy. Alex, how do
you feel seeing this? I feel like we could
Not page you for another couple weeks. Yeah
Shit that's gonna cut into payroll buddy. Yeah, so we have to get two more weeks and chase geyser on there
Chase
You're fired
We didn't even get to know you we We hardly knew the guys are guys are has exploded gone off.
So we know that Owen was in solitary confinement.
Sure.
And so he talks a little bit about that here.
And I got a couple of senses that maybe wasn't quite heard.
He was in solitary confinement.
And he was maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Folks, I was in solitary confinement for quarantine for seven days.
No access to anything.
I got out, I made one phone call.
They immediately put me back into solitary confinement where I remained for the first
26 days of my sentencing.
Now because of the political pressure, I was able to have a meeting with the warden
and I will give a shout out to the warden.
I think he treated me fairly.
Shout out to the warden.
He possibly could, given the circumstances.
I think he's a good man and a good American.
But when I sat down for that meeting, still cuffed, he looked at me like he was looking at
a ghost or like some sort of a spirit or an apparition because he sits me down and he's
like, what's going on?
What are you telling the people? What is your message? What and he's like, what's going on? What are you telling the people?
What is your message?
What are you doing here?
What's going on?
And I'm just seeing there because I have no questions.
I gotta break.
I gotta, we have to find more minutes.
I gotta hear this story.
You're like, what have you done?
A loving thing.
Oh, the prison's fine.
Thanks for the crew.
Thanks for letter's support.
Love you all.
God loves you.
I love Jesus.
They're like, what did you do?
Because you know, the feds called and said said throw that son of a bitch in a dungeon
I haven't heard this yet. We only talk like 10 minutes this morning
Let's come back and talk about that. I'm gonna get into the Elon Musk the Twitter the wars
Biden nuclear blackmail and then it's totally insane, but I gotta do this. We won't be here
Do your Christmas shopping and info war store.com
Spoof
So that first stretch of special housing wasn't even a punishment or anything.
It was a routine quarantine surrounding intake.
So that, I don't know,
I don't know what kind of mileage you're gonna get out of that.
Then Owen gets out and calls into
the conspiracy propaganda radio show
on which he made a ton of the inciting comments
that contributed to January 6th.
And on whose behalf he was at the Capitol
illegally in the first place.
Right. I don't understand how Owen could think it was his speech that's the problem there.
This is an abuse of his ability to use a phone. Yeah. I'm opposed to most aspects of the
carceral state, so I don't think this is good, but while he's in jail, he doesn't have the
freedom to make promotional appearances on radio shows. When you're in jail, you don't have the
right to just call anyone you want for any reason. And engaging in further incitement around your case doesn't meet most of the
standard set for inmate phone calls, which exist to allow people to maintain social ties
while they're incarcerated. And also for some mediocre albums.
Um, there's some good bars that have been released on prison phones. Sure. I mean, young
thugs new album is probably going to be mostly prison phone based.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'll, I'm saying that the prison would be well justified to revoke Owen's phone
privileges.
Unless young thugs album is really great.
What if Owen did a bar on that?
Just one bar.
Just one bar.
That would be great.
Yeah.
Also, I love Alex Alex jumped in there,
writing a little fantasy about what happened with the Warden,
so he can cut Owen off and get to the plow.
Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh yeah, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, a little bit more detail. And I think I understand what probably happened here.
Okay.
And we can talk about that here on the other side of the club.
We're going to have to try to interpret through the dream speech.
You're like, yeah, yeah, this is very biblical.
You know, you're going to teach the Pharaoh about what's coming.
I have some translating ability.
Yeah.
Over years, I've become acclimated to Info Wars speak.
Yeah. So obviously I get out of the solitary confinement
quarantine.
It was seven days in there.
And I make one phone call thanking people for all their
love and the support and the mail and the prayers.
And then I get thrown right back into solitary in the
shoe as it's known, the special housing unit, which is
basically like a high security prison situation.
No movement locked up all day.
Three showers a week.
You get cuffs every time you go to the shower.
It's a whole thing.
And so I have no connection with the outside.
I'm not able to make phone calls.
I'm not able to talk to you or anybody.
I'm not able to talk to friends, family, lawyers, nothing.
I'm just sitting in the routing way.
I have no idea what's going on.
And so after a couple of weeks of that,
the warden comes by and he pulls me out
and I have a meeting with him,
and he's looking at me like he's looking
at the reincarnation of Moses or something.
And I don't know what's going on.
And he's like, tell me, like, what's your agenda here?
What are you trying to do?
And I don't know what's going on.
And I just say, oh, well, I just made a phone call
to thank people for the letters.
Like, did you hear it? I wasn't trying to cause me trouble because I don't know what's going on and then I realized at that point he's like okay he really doesn't
know what's going on but then he brings up he's like I'm getting all this political pressure
I'm hearing from lawyers we're hearing from congressmembers we're getting brought up during
congressional hearings and all this stuff and I guess they thought somehow I was running
it from myself I guess they thought somehow that I was the man pulling the strings on all
this and I had no connection with
the outside world. And I think it
kind of hit maybe him at that point
like, Oh, this is all organic.
This is the American people.
This is people trying to get the
truth out. And this man really
has been treated extremely wrong.
And you know, I left the left is
in their bubble. We're they always
say the rights in a bubble. No always say the rights in a bubble.
No, we're not in a bubble.
We're out here running the country.
Actually plowing the fields, driving the trucks, taking care of the kids, stopping the criminals,
you know, what?
Lost in our ass.
And we're in the real world and the left stop and run their minions.
And this guy's playing on a lot of this, but he works for them.
They don't get, we know what's going on.
We're watching.
We're pissed, man.
They don't get that they've only attacked. we see the attack, the country's being destroyed.
And when you're locking up journalists and filing fake federal filings that you get all
these horrible things, people see that and they know they're next, they have empathy
because they care about themselves.
See, evil people don't have empathy because they're dumb.
Ipathy is the most selfish thing on earth, folks. When you have empathy, it's because you care about themselves. See, evil people don't have empathy because they don't. Ipathy is the most selfish thing on Earth, folks.
When you have empathy, it's because you care about yourself.
And that's by extension, you care about others, but that's in programed in you.
So we all take care of each other.
60 seconds closing, comment on.
I always love that like barrage of nonsense and then you got a minute.
Yeah.
I get responsible to any of that.
I would like, I would like narcissists
to explain more things.
I would like Alex to explain more of what empathy means.
Because I don't think he understands
actually what the concept is.
That's what I keep, I keep trying to find it like,
okay, that's what empathy gets filtered through.
A narcissist brain, like, what other feelings
could we put into that machine
and then get what would come out, you know?
Like try try like love
Right, right. Okay, so love so the the most the most selfish thing that you can do. No, that's the same basic thing
Yeah, it's all it all eventually comes back to charity
It all eventually comes back to you're gonna make yourself feel good
If you do the things that you want to do, yeah, more or less.
So what happened here is that Owen went to prison and Alex was on the outside inciting people
to like write and call to the to the prison.
Pretty regularly.
And I imagine that the the warden got
inundated with some kind of you know essentially harassment from Alex's
followers about how wrong it is that Owen has been in prison and they don't
like that and so the warden may or may not have had a meeting with Owen about
like what is going on with all of this harassment.
Why are you fucking this up?
Yep.
And Owen is not directly causing it although although he did call into the radio show, which whether
or not it was all just, I love Jesus.
Thank you for your support.
Right.
I think I remember that news, actually, a little bit more.
Hey, go to freeoinstroyer.com and donate to my money fund.
There was quite a bit of that.
So, you know, obviously the warden would be like trying to figure out what happened
here.
And maybe Owen behind bars wasn't actually actively involved in, you know, trying to
insight people to, uh, bother the, the prison staff.
Yeah, but Alex certainly was.
So Alex was taking that up for Owen and, you know, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, if there was, if there's anything in this story that is like
very much
believable
It is that the warden probably abused his power somewhat because he was being annoyed by all the info workers
There may be there may be a panel of that I would surprise I also wouldn't be surprised if it's coincidental because totally like we said it's a pissant sentence
Like getting out two weeks early on this misdemeanor thing is it
Happens all the time. Yeah, so anyway, there's a little bit more to this story
And this is where it becomes pretty unbelievable. Okay, but let me just say this
Before I left I had another meeting with the warden who I think is a good American.
And he said, Mr. Schroyer, in 27 years of working in the criminal justice system, I've
never seen anybody get railroaded like you have.
And he shook my hand.
And so again, like when I was sitting there and he was looking at me, he was like, how
are you doing all of this?
Like, how is it possible for you to be causing me all this problems when you're sitting
in the cell?
And then he realized, it wasn't me.
This was the American police. It was Alex. And so it was really a message to some finish off what're sitting in the cell and then he realized it wasn't me. This was the American.
It was Alex and so it was really a message to finish off what we started in the last
segment.
It was a message that folks they can destroy all insurer.
They can destroy Alex Jones.
They can lock us up.
They can rip out our vocal cords.
The American people are alive.
The Holy Spirit is alive and our divine creation is manifestifest Destiny in our future.
Absolutely, they'll probably come out of the warden
because he didn't say a renaming.
Manifest Destiny in our future, we're supposed to take over
the continent. The continent? The West.
Okay, move West. All right, bed.
If you keep moving West, you'll give right back to where
you started and that's science. So here's the great news.
Yes. If you just harass prisons enough, right, you will get anyone released that is pretty much the lesson that we've learned
It seems to be what oh it is it's either that or if you're going to arrest one info wars host you might as well arrest all of them
It would reduce the harassment you're getting possible because people would forget exactly
And eventually I mean like the depth chart is so weak, we could lost one guy and you
end up with Chase Geyser.
Yeah.
Imagine if you lost two.
Put him, put him both up there, make Harrison Smith varsity and let's ride this train to death.
So Owen takes off.
And Alex is left to his own devices.
Sure.
So again, he starts talking more about the Tucker.
About the Tucker interview, about how great he is. Yes.
And that leads to a God.
Like the rest of this is just.
I don't even know this is the face he wants to put on for people.
And it's absurd.
This interview is evergreen and will be explosively evergreen.
I mean, there's like certain movies that just are timeless and get better as the years go on
So I'm in South
Christmas story
There's other version of later
Because they they're not timeless. This will be a timeless interview
Because I'd like nothing album facts
and
The goal is not to be right when all those horrible things happen.
The goal is already told to these horrible things were going to happen.
They did happen.
Now it's written on the truth.
Let's talk about stopping this.
And as it begins to happen, then people are really going to wake up.
And that was the vision God gave me.
It's just the understanding.
I talked about, when I've been on air about three years. So I guess about 1996.
Oh God.
Not again.
I don't remember the exact day we're doing this.
I'm talking about this 100 times, probably 200 times.
You probably should tell me again.
Well, we have new listeners.
I'm in a restaurant at your two hour local TV show.
And I'm ready to show me to check in front.
It's take the place.
What?
I think it's like I feel feel that happens for change.
You get it down loads of 30 minutes to me just sitting there with God communicating with me and saying.
Here's the plan. You're going to lay out all the stuff they're planning.
And then people aren't going to listen to you.
And then when it all comes true in the first enemy phase, this is not my brain.
This is God. I'm sitting there.
It's way more powerful and complex and just so much data
It's like you're the hair on my
Don't grab all his mouth. You're like
You stuck your finger in a light socket and
God's like but then they're gonna listen to you once the stuff comes true
And then you can tell them the next phase and we'll be able to mitigate that and they'll be flesh spared
So it's revelation level stuff and I'm like, whoa,
whoa, and God's like, but there's a proviso.
You're going to have to get really attacked and hurt
and it's going to feel really bad for a long time.
And you've got to be ready.
At a certain point, you're going to spur and your audience
is going to spur a whole movement against this.
You're going to see all these great new leaders pop up.
You have to be ready to support that and not want to be the leader.
And I was like, absolutely, I'm with the leader.
That's what that's why it shows you.
You accept this mission.
I said, I accept this session.
I said, I accept the mission.
Sure.
All right.
You think you just got to download, get ready for this.
Pay them like an an an evil a thousand pounds
In the place of those like like Wiley code or something
And it just all
Opened up from there and I couldn't even understand the data. I was being given it took me years to even be able to
Understand what that's how this works in like third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth
What? That's how this works in like third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, twelfth order responses and how this would happen. Now the enemy would hit here
and it would do all this. Not sort of like jibbering on here, but a little bit of this
is going to happen. That's going to happen. I don't understand this. Because I just
it's like so much data. And I'm here trying to explain it all to you. How do you describe
what you're now living in 25 years ago? what just sounds as insane. Yeah, but why were you wrong about so much?
Like that's the part that still just doesn't match up
with this whole thing.
I understand the like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
you have so much data, everything seems disconnected.
You know, I understand that.
That makes sense if you just had
some sort of a prophetic download from a deity. Sure.
Yeah, your brain would be really challenged to deal with that.
But you wouldn't be wrong all the time.
In the art of war, it said that disinformation is sometimes necessary for enemies and allies.
I thought that was a cue quote.
And who wrote the art of war, but God.
Right.
So when God gives you a message,
you can't trust whether or not it's good
or bad information.
It's only the information that you need
to carry out what God wants you to achieve.
Fine.
This was a...
Don't you dare say fine at that.
I'll tell you just say fine.
This one move on. I
Joe
That this was a
God is my issue
I think that this is a fun legend story of Alex and yeah, I just I think it's fascinating that he has this large audience and he's like
You know what I got to get in I got to get in that part about God
Deeming me the leader
God bestowed upon me is a mark of authority. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Just just the hey listen. All right. What's that you say?
We got it. We got twice the normal audience better tell that chicken steak story. Yeah. And better continue on.
Yeah. In the weird. No. Great. And I told people about this 20 years ago.
And people would make fun of me. Other talks.
I was going to call me and say, so you got a vision from God.
I've been sparked with your audience, the global resistance.
And that, and that, and that they won't listen to you up front. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,'t listen to you up front. But but but but but
but a remnant will and then that will trigger the global awakening. You're a megalomaniac.
And I'm like, Hey, man, you weren't there. So and God's done things like you were there's
a dream. It's going to come true. And a lot of times it's some nonsensical thing. What
are we? God. And they're going to tear down the golf course. And they're
going to build a house right where the night told us where I grew up in Dallas. And like three years
later, they say, we've decided to change the golf course and they bulldoze it. And then I'm sitting
there one day and there's the dream with only the scaffolding and the outside of the house,
the wood built and it wasn't built yet.
And I'm sitting on the back porch looking at this house that's built, I'm remembering the dream. And I remember the dream, a cat walks up to the top window of the house and I'm sitting there and
then the cat walks up to the top window of the house. And I'm staring at 50, 60 yards at a cat at night at 10 p.m. on no drugs nothing and I'm like oh my god
I
Think I'm like yeah, I am god. I want you to know
That that's how that works. I'm convinced. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I understand this if I understand god correctly
That cat was god going. Yeah, I'm fucking god
Yeah, you better believe it. You better believe it. Check me out. I am a cat right now
Which is very similar to a dream I gave you several years ago. I
Makes me the God you want to follow and not a creepy weird monster from space
It's strange. It's strange
from space. It's strange. It's strange that Alex had this dream so long ago and then I just, I don't know man. I feel like if I were listening to this I'd be like, whoa, talk or interview this guy.
I mean, that's, how do you not like, that is nuts. That is nuts. That is nuts. How do you,
how do you not even, as you're telling that story and you're describing the feelings that you're having that should like lead you to be like?
Well, this is unacceptable behavior for deity or no. Mm-hmm. That is fucked up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it gets better. It gets better.
And God will tell me that happens all the time. Get up. I don't have a clock in my bedroom.
And God will tell me that was all the time. Get up. I don't have a clock in my bedroom.
Get up and go look at the microwave clock in the kitchen. It's going to be 447 exactly
or 325. Well, 522. What it whatever it got sometimes, but if you try to specifically, it doesn't have a
cause it's like that energy analysis they've done where it's been gone for 50 years or 40 years
where they'll have a particle.
Okay.
I've had this exact same conversation with somebody on the block, but it's for reserving
it.
And then you turn the electron microscope back on.
It's past it.
It's like you're not allowed to see it 100% because it's God, but it's God saying, all right,
get up.
Go in the kitchen and go in the bathroom and go get your and then you go and it's God, but it's God saying, all right, get up. Go in the kitchen and go in the bathroom
and go get your and then you go and it's a digital clock and it's always the exact number
and God. And that's God telling me, you know how real I am? God doesn't send some angel.
I don't see Jesus in my bedroom. I remember that God says, okay, get up. Walk out there
and you're about to, every time it's like this. It doesn't happen. When I wake up, go,
okay, go look at the clock, you know, the exact time.
And God's like, yes, I'm God,
and I want you to know right now,
this is 100% real, you understand?
I'm like, yes, yes, I'm saying, and I'm like,
and I have faith now that it happens,
but before I would always not believe it,
I'd walk out, it would always be the exact same time.
And then it would change the next minute.
Yep, so this guy that you want to take seriously about like analysis of politics and like, you know,
concrete, worldly things, believes that evidence of God speaking to him is that he knows what
time it is when he wakes up sometimes.
Yes.
And he can't prove it to you because it's like the observer effect that when you ask him
what time it is, he can never tell you because God doesn't work like that.
Yeah, this is so fun.
One of the most frequent formats of conversation with somebody who's doing a lot of coke is
the... here's why you can't see me do blank amazing thing.
Because blank amazing thing will always be in the way.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
But let me explain this for a dreadfully long period of time.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I can, you know, I can respect this on some level
that like religious people can be like,
yeah, God doesn't play on your terms,
she has on his own terms, or whatever.
Fine. But I mean, bring the observer effect
into it.
Alex's evidence of God's existence is he knows
what time it is sometimes.
Yep.
Without asking, that's how God lets him know.
Hey, buddy, you're still on the right path.
Yeah.
Because imagine, now imagine this, here's what I'm thinking of.
All right, here's, I'm creating a God now
who is going to communicate this way,
but in such a way that could be useful.
And that is if Alex wakes up and sees the wrong time
that he'll know he's in the wrong universe
and he's been kidnapped by a different God.
Okay.
So that's what I would communicate with Alex in this case.
But again, that removes me from Godland in terms of he wants to get into a weird space monster.
And I think Alex just worships a weird space monster.
I'm gonna bet anything that Alex also frequently doesn't know what time it is and he forgets
it because he's half asleep.
That's God.
No, he forgot what time it was because God-
I mean, I've had the experience of waking up and being like,
Oh, it's the time I thought it was.
Yeah, it has happened.
It happens to everybody.
You've all been open and like,
Oh, I bet it's 347.
And you're like, Holy shit, it's 347.
I'm about that.
Do you know how many times you wake up?
All of them.
Yeah.
And then do you know how many times it's some time?
All of them also.
Yeah.
Sometimes they are the same.
I actually, I feel like I have significantly more respect
for someone who's expressing a belief in God
that doesn't come along with all this magical bullshit.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
This actually makes me loathe.
No, yeah, I mean.
It is perspective.
No, it is, it is amazing how much this does make you respect faith.
Yeah. Like a, an actual faith is much this does make you respect faith. Yeah.
Like an actual faith is something that is worthy of respect.
Alex, could you have the faith that you have without knowing what time it is?
Right.
Maybe, maybe not.
Couldn't.
No.
Nope.
I also don't have a whole lot of respect for faith that leads people to the politics, the
world view, the decisions, the outlook, the prescriptive ideas
that Alex does.
Because if that is the result of his interfacing with a God, that God is cruel, that God is
awful.
And so you know somebody by the fruits, I would like to say that. And Alex's fruits are terrible.
Sure.
And so if that is the result of him being on this mission
from God and he's doing what he's supposed to do,
right.
That's, I mean, you've made the point many times
that maybe it's the devil.
Yeah.
Quite frankly.
Well, I mean, I don't, I wouldn't even go so, you know,
I mean, the devil is kind of our point of view on it.
I think it's really like the idea that Alex could never handle.
And I don't think it's possible for him to handle this.
Is that God could very much be in Alex's point of view wrong, but Alex would have no choice
if that makes sense, do you know what I mean?
Just because you can say, you say, God could tell Alex to,
if I can do the opposite of what Alex wants to do.
And be like, hey, listen,
you have to vote for Joe Biden.
And Alex can be like,
oh no, I disagree with you.
I think that's wrong or anything,
but he has to do it.
That's what Alex could never do.
Alex will always choose Alex over God.
But here's the great part about it.
You know? Alex's version of God is's the great part about it.
You know?
Alex's version of God is just his own mind.
Right.
And so he can rationalize this forever.
God will never tell him to do something
that is against his own interest.
Exactly.
So it's kind of perfect.
Now if you think about it that way,
everybody listening.
Now, it's just fascinating to me
that this is where we're at.
Yeah.
Alex has got to-
This is for a new audience.
Well, and you know what, there might be some value in that,
honestly, because you're going to weed out people
who are gonna eventually be turned off by your shit anyway.
Sure, so you kind of-
No point in doing a bait and switch.
You already done the bait.
No, now you're in the switch.
You've gotten them there.
And now, hey, can you handle it?
Yeah.
And if you can, maybe you're a customer.
Yeah.
If you can't, you weren't gonna give me money to begin with.
Cause he didn't say the chicken fried steak story
on the Tucker.
No.
He waited until he was off the Tucker.
I get it.
Rambul about how he always knows what time it is
cause God tells him.
Nope.
Nope.
Well, whatcha gonna do?
So we get a little more grounded now for a minute,
because it's not going to stay grounded.
Just like Deepwater Horizon, it came out in the court,
transcripts of the phone calls, the emails, BP was worth
like 45 million there.
And they said, well, we're drilling all these deep wells
in the Gulf of Mexico.
Our executive saying the next next month that we just stop.
Have a 20 ships a day with concrete show up to dump those in the holes after they drill.
We'll save hundreds of millions a day and we'll be a 48 million dollar company.
And they told the engineers and Houston do it and they called the engineers on the
grilling regs and said do it. And called the engineers on the grilling rigs and said do it and all the engineers said this is mathematics.
The seawater under the pressure is not going to hold those drilling holes down and the gas and oil is going to come out at pressure.
We're not sure at what level but it's there. We're drilling in rich areas. 30, 40,000 foot deep wells, it's going to explode.
And the email is like, we have 40, $4 billion company.
Can an email talk like that?
We're about to be a $48 million company.
And it blew up.
The first one they did on, they were planning to say, our executive say, we don't put muds, what they call it, concrete. On top of the hole, after, above
the drill, as the drill goes down, they pump the mud in, show that there's enough pressure
that it doesn't explode. And they said it it will explode and when they first turned it on
It didn't explode for a few hours. They went I
Do the Kune as accent because they had executive in Houston was a Kune as they chose him testifying a court. You like I
Was told to do we gonna make four billion dollar not doing it. We did that for him
Executives have decided that mud is not all needed. Yes, I'm gonna get that double you right now.
So a year and a half ago, Biden or a year ago, it's December, a year ago.
We can't sit in Abrams tanks and F-16s and long range missiles.
That's World War III.
Now, like, you know, a lot of it is World War III.
And let's get this son of a bitch going.
So I guess that kind of relates maybe.
I don't know. Alex isn't reporting based on anything that came out of court transcripts or any of that shit. He's not going to be able to do that. a lot of his World War 3, and let's get this son of the bitch going. So I guess that kind of relates.
Maybe I don't know Alex isn't reporting based on anything that came out in court transcripts or any of that shit. He's just relaying what he saw in the 2016 Mark Wahlberg movie Deepwater Horizon.
That accent that he's doing is a very over the top impression of John Malkovich's character
who's a bit Cajun. Don't tell me that that's just an impression from a Mark Wahlberg movie.
Well, to be fair, it's the John's just an impression from a Mark Wahlberg movie. To be fair, it's the John Malcovitch character in a Mark Wahlberg movie.
Sure. The dead giveaway is Alex's just repeating the plot of the movie here.
You can tell that because he says it shows him testifying in court,
which is referring to the movie. Because the movie did show,
John Malcovitch's character testifying in court.
You know, that's that's that unfortunately in the real world.
which is character testifying in court. You know, that's that's that that unfortunately in the real world.
Uh, Donald Vydrine, who's the character, uh, that, uh,
Maccabwich place didn't testify.
Hmm. So that only exists in the movie,
which is what Alex is talking about.
Oh my god. Alex Kim literally only be talking about this action movie he saw.
That can only be talking about the action movie because this thing didn't happen in the real world.
It did not happen in the real world. Yeah.
But it did happen in the movie.
This is the quality of information you can rely on, Alex, for.
Yeah.
Also Biden never said that sending Abrams tanks and F16s
at Ukraine would be causing World War III.
That is not true.
He said that you couldn't send those things in with American
troops driving them because that would be World War III.
Yes, that is how it works.
There's a meme that's been floating around dumb shit,
right wing social media that misrepresent this quote and Alex's workflow is mostly movies and memes.
So this is how he covers the news. Right. Anyway, at this point, Alex is going to go to
calls. And if the guy who has the this information and is it downloaded from God and all he can
come up with is movies and movies, I don't know if I care about what like the people who think he's a genius have to say one two three
It's it's really it was really weird to listen to this and then be like what does he what is he do?
Oh, it's a movie. That's right. It's a movie. It's a movie. Yeah
We just we just as a species
We got it. We got we got to go back to the drawing board. We got more work to do.
Yeah, or spend more time in the oven.
Or people like, I do wonder what a world would look like
where the audience demanded more of Alex.
Like I sincerely wonder what that would look like
because he could not live up to any higher demand of his house.
No, he couldn't.
And he would resent people for asking.
Yeah, no, I mean, it is, I think what you have just, what you're describing is the literal definition
of a rising tide lifts all boats.
If people demanded more of Alex, everything would go up a step.
Well, if you'd demand more of Alex, you have to demand more of everybody who does more
than Alex.
But if you demand more of Alex, his boat sinks.
That rising tide does not raise
that.
I'm just saying that the, yeah, never mind.
We got it.
Yeah.
So Alex has heard that Elon Musk might be putting up a poll about whether or not he
can come back on Twitter.
Sure.
Now, he can't find that poll and neither can the staff.
And he starts to get a little bit mad at that.
Oh my God.
Breaking Elon Musk is bringing Alex Jones back to X. We're on pole to the side. Elon says he's
ready to pull X users on the reinstatement of Alex Jones. You know, there's
one thing we're blind around this operation. Myself is the worst. We don't
report on ourselves. Yeah. And we don't track what's happening with us. Never
can't imagine what was your personal life that I first month on. I guess I
left it over there. Can we just please sugar cakes on top?
Can we just go to Elon Musk Twitter?
Cuz I just showed you the poll from earlier today and can we just show that to people triple triple cup cakes on top?
It's starting to get mad. Yeah, that's somebody else's
I'm gonna break
That's that's not the post
Let me show it to your enemies. You on must pull don't get mad at the crew I'll go to break That's not the bus
Elon Musk, don't get mad at the crew
Here I'll show you a
Log into my Twitter account name Z on Musk
He bought Twitter change the name to axe boy started to feel passive. I hear
Z on musk. This is the
it's okay. I mean, you show what I want. This is what I
want right here.
See, it's straighted.
It's Elon Musk at Elon Musk
on Twitter. That's where you
go. He's the guy that owns it.
And then you go to his
Twitter account.
Okay.
And you pull up the poll that's all over the news that they've launched and you show
it.
Should Twitter offer a general Amrstein to spend accounts probably they have and it's got
three million plus votes.
So he's done the poll, but I was given this 30 minutes for one on air.
I didn't look at it.
Okay.
Yeah, there's a screenshot of it. I'd like to get. Oh,
it's from November. That's all I got confused. I got it. So we had done it again. I'm up here
flammable. See to my pants. You could feel him getting so mad. Oh, man, he was ready. Yeah,
he was ready to blow.
Oh yeah.
He was ready for that gasket.
Yeah.
For sure.
If he had not gotten, like if there wasn't this larger audience
from Tucker, he would have fucking lost.
Yep.
And you can tell.
I'm going to take a break here for a minute.
Because I forgot to eat breakfast this morning.
I got to run out there and eat some yogurt or couple
strawberries or something.
OK.
So I'm getting a little hangry as they say. But I'll go to your phone calls right
after these clips. Let's play clip six. Yes, he goes to play some clips. Like any other
day that that would have turned into like, I'm of here I'm never coming back. Yeah. That is that was all of the mannerisms, the prompts, everything. That is a I quit.
What's that? So it's so that we got hangry. What would it be? I hunger competence. What
what would be the weighting? I'm in competent., I'm not incompetent. Sorry. I would love to I would love to be able to do something for you right now
But I'm too hungry to find this pole or whatever, but it doesn't exist at this point
Well, it didn't November sure the past one Alex thinks that there's a live one going on that he can report on on air
Well, you're not yourself when you're hungry. That is true. Get a Snickers.
This is not sponsored.
It's not sponsored.
So Alex comes back after they play some clips.
Presumably he got a snack in him.
Yeah.
And now he wants to talk about more prophetic dreams.
Sure he's OK.
The foreboring into this fantastic universal conscious
is able to interface with the eternal in God.
Whether these stupid politicians
with their big marble building try to act powerful.
There it goes.
Reach out to God.
On behalf of marble, what did we do?
That's real.
And I have a lot of these dreams that have come true.
Dreams I have it wrote down, you know, dreams that were amazing.
And some were good, some were bad.
I mean, I've told the story many times and we'll go back to Thomas Finch's story about,
I looked older than I was and I wasn't a drug guy
but I was an alcohol guy.
And so even the 16 year olds, when I was like 14,
you know, they're my friends but they'd come get me
because I would go into liquor store
and for the reason they would sell liquor to me
and not to them.
And so we'd, we'd drive into Dallas
because there weren't even liquor stores for our list.
It was a dry county outside Dallas. We'd drive in the county right next to Dallas, in a Dallas. We'd drive into Dallas because there weren't even liquor stores where I went, it was a dry county outside Dallas.
We drive in the county right next to Dallas in a Dallas.
We drive to the worst neighborhood.
And I probably did this a hundred times or more.
And, you know, your kids, you know, a lot of money. So you want to ever clear them, no walking's best or whatever for a party, you know, high school girls or whatever.
And I had a dream that I woke up all sweaty from where I'm getting beer.
And a guy comes out pulls an eye
for me and whatever.
He has a purple and polo shirt.
It was a light crack head.
A purple and green stripe polo shirt.
And I remember in the dream I was like,
you know, Ali behind a building and I had the beer for whatever reason.
We pulled in behind it.
And she ran up a walk around the guy tries to mug me.
It happens.
I defend myself.
And I think it was God warning me.
So when I saw the guy was ready and was able to not have him,
you know, stab me and was able to get out of there
with the beer and the ever clear.
Good.
But, but, but the point is, yeah, I was gonna say,
that's a really great to go.
So I had a lot of those. I don't really have those now.
I said I just get downloads of information, but that shows you like in the matrix where
they see the black cat disappears. I can glitch the matrix. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. God,
God is big on underage drinking. God is huge on underage drinking. You know what he hates
following the rules. Yeah, not a fan. Well, you know, you gotta get something to give the ladies
or something.
I do appreciate that God is like, hey, listen,
you gotta get teens drunk.
Yeah.
Obviously, how else is Alex gonna have sex in Alex?
It's my guy, so I need Alex to make sure teenage girls
are drunk in his presence.
This is part of his journey.
I am God.
This is part of his path towards conquering the devil.
I'm gonna give him more visions
and make sure that he gets home
to have sex with those underage teenage girls drunkenly.
I'm sure with their consent.
Now here's what I'm thinking.
Yeah.
Purple and green.
Is this the Joker?
Oh.
There's a chance.
Alex, I almost got mugged by the Joker.
He's trying to put this playing card in my pocket right before I was so crazy.
He was like, this is my calling. I was, I was odd. I just had to get out of there.
He had a knife, but also like giant oversized mallet.
He was going, and he told me to come in close and I was going to smell
his flower. And then instead of it hitting me with water, it hit me with a terrible gas.
And it gave me a prophetic vision. I can see the few jar. Yeah, I think it might have
been the Joker. Yeah. So Alex does go to calls. And the first call that he gets also is
from a guy who has prophetic dreams. Great. Great.
I had dreams of some Marines showing up on up on the coast of a United States.
I also got to say just off the bat, fantastic phone line.
Yeah.
Probably one of the best phone lines ever.
Yeah, it's a really great, it's a really great tone quality.
I'm nistles in the, in the buildings.
I don't want that to happen.
God forbid, but I think it's like a subconscious collective fear that, you know, we're,
we're being invaded and, you invaded and we could have an invasion like
that with such weak leadership in our country. But I also have dreams of past-way loved ones
that come and visit me and have vivid in-depth conversations with them. And they're giving
me instructions in life on how to carry you know, carry on it and carry on
legacy. And it's just so profound. And I, you know, just give it all up to God
that we're able to have that kind of extra sense. Exactly. I didn't talk about
those. I had those as well. I thought those two. Okay. I'm on those two. All right.
There's, there's just never going to be a high enough percentage of people
who don't who believe that dreams aren't real. I think that Alex felt one-up.
Of course he did.
He got dream, if you got dream-profile-sci attacks.
I guess.
I don't know.
And to the other point of the guys call about having these dreams about nuclear subs and
stuff like that, I don't know if that is a prophetic dream or any kind of like united consciousness or something.
I think it might just be the kind of media
that you take in,
kidding it you're subconscious and you feel like you have
all these people who obsess about this shit all the time
that has become part of what your fantasies are.
I think that might be a more concrete,
or it might be so reinforcing. in terms of your loved ones,
probably manifestation. How much you miss these people? No, I
doesn't sound right. No, it's probably their ghosts. Very important
people in my life that I left an indelible print that I'll
never be able to like divorce myself from. No, it's probably
ghosts. What about people who are still alive, who appeared in your dreams?
That like maybe you've lost touch with.
Ghost people.
Okay.
So Alex comes back from break,
and rambling over a little bit of music.
Okay.
And that's always good.
Yeah, it's not great.
We didn't get a you belong to the city on this episode,
which I could have used.
If you really wanted to show people what he's got.
Yeah.
Yeah. You yeah millions of people
Yeah, you can taste it absolutely
You can feel it. No, this is just a weak imitation brutal
What we do in this life projects the pattern of the future levels we're about to travel
and the adventures my friends.
Your eye has not seen your ear has not heard, your mouth is not tasting, but God has
a store for us.
Bible says that, but I've been shown the third hammer.
I'm sorry?
A 12th dimension.
I could not even tell you what I saw,
because there's no words in a scribe.
It's convenient.
It's real.
It does help.
And the angels were there.
What do they look like?
Oh, can't describe it.
Sorry, forgot about the whole worst thing. ["The pages come alive."
["Your magic breeze and everyone who reads."
["I'll break in for a try."
All right, let's go to your phone calls.
Wow!
Wow, that sucked.
That sucked.
That was almost heartbreaking.
Yeah.
Got to feel like it gave up a little bit on his way.
Yeah.
And then he listened to the song and he was like,
maybe I'll find it again.
I'm just like, fuck it, I'll just go back.
I give up.
Yep.
That's dark.
Well, where do you go after you've been like,
I've communed with Angels, I can't explain it.
I mean, you did walk yourself down that call to sack.
I did not take you there.
No, but he does, you know, not really want to go to calls.
Well, there's that.
And so, oh boy.
This is one of the more insane clips I've heard from Alex.
Okay.
I really think he was swinging for the fences a little bit.
Maybe the increased audience help.
Maybe he got that snack in him.
Yeah.
And he feels grounded.
But this, this was like legit nuts.
We take a little, little secret here.
It's not a secret, but they teach the main line Christian churches.
You go to heaven.
Skip the break coming up.
We'll get all the calls and you float around a cloud and play a harp.
No, sir. What happened?
That would be stupid. Satan took one third of the angels, we're building it's God. That's
what's going on. All right. And that's just in this sector. Christ said, I have many
flocks in Israel, in Judea. What do you mean? The ain't the only rodeo folks. I've
seen I've been there. Are you
talking about intergalactic
only rodeo Jesus and and
basically Hollywood shows you
this creates an art type. Oh,
have world government and all
this unity and the star fleet
with the UN symbol and not a
track guy. It's going to be
this. It is intergalactic. You're
in star fleet and all this
stuff. Oh, you're going to be
in star fleet. All right. But the
point is is that you're going to you're and all of that stuff. Oh, you're going to be in starfleet all right. But the point is
is that you're going to, you
you're going to go to heaven.
You can always go for R&R and
be with God and just being
total bliss. What? But God
knows you're not going to do
that. What? You're going to
sign up for the next
mission. No. I don't know.
And that's all I'm trying to
explain to you. That is.
No. This is a test, ladies and gentlemen gentlemen before we go in and save a lot of
Spirits a lot of entities a lot of creatures.
I'm sorry wait what?
Recruited to go to the next level in a long term intergalactic war.
Okay, I'm rather than a book.
I've been choosing where I've been there.
I've been sure this is a fucking guest on project Camelot level stuff
Alright, so if I understand correctly now we have graduated from full on every single aspect of this life
We exist in now is only to test us as to whether or not we will be a useful soldier in the coming eternal war
Intergalactic creature war fucking out of goosebumps novel
This is ridiculous. This is stupid. So now Alex's belief system is that the so
How does this tie to the globalists? I mean first of all all right, so they're trying to make us fail the test right or something
So we won't be good enough soldiers
and you have to go to hell.
All right, so in the late 90s,
there's this game series called Wing Commander.
Right.
And you would be, it was like a computer game PC,
you'd fly a ship and you'd like, you know,
shoot other ships.
B-B-B-U.
And I think one of the guys was a lion for some reason.
Cause it is space.
Sure. So lion people are existing space, I guess.
Yeah.
So it's basically that.
So it's running around, flying, shooting, pew, pew, pew.
Lion.
And there's some lion people.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
All right, well then I'm back on board.
So.
Apparently, there's a bunch of aliens out there.
Yeah. And God is also over.
Not his first lock?
No, Jesus died for the reptilians.
I have a question now.
Jesus died for the mantid beings.
See, yeah, now I gotta know.
You've opened up a whole new world of questions.
Okay.
Time-wise, is it simultaneous?
Time is an illusion.
I'm fine with that.
I'm fine with that, but humans first are humans first.
Did the reptiles figure it out first?
Are they the like foot soldiers?
Are they like, where do I have to do
to get to what rank in the next?
It doesn't matter because here's what the time non-starter.
Non-issue.
Time's not.
What is going on at all times?
Yes.
Simultaneously is that the devil has taken the angels
and they are a rogue force.
They're a rogue force.
And when we die, we will join the other aliens
that accept Jesus.
Right.
And we will be like Star Trek is violent.
Right.
Where?
What?
Physically., physically,
in a bubble, in a bubble, in a way where will we inhabit?
It's so far beyond this that you can't even put it into words.
That there's no way even just making the hand motion.
The hand motion isn't even enough.
Physical space is not what this is about.
Then why are we fighting?
What?
I mean why are we fighting if there's no physical,
there's no resources, there's no territory. There isn't there. Right, right. Right. So why are they
fighting there? Well, because the devil took a bunch of angels and they were belling against God.
And so we need to help God win that battle. And so here's the thing. On earth. I'm sorry. Sometimes,
you know, On earth.
We have to fight against reproductive healthcare access because that's limiting the number
of recruits and soldiers and what have you.
We need to fight against all sorts of other things that would offend a Christian theocracy
because that's stopping other people from living up to their potential which would be to be a great recruit for this army in the next life. Okay, so what happens though if you find out that like the lizard people
Have because they because the lizard people give birth to like 30 at a time or whatever, you know
The lizard take me I don't know that but I'm gonna throw that out there. Okay, so the lizard take people give birth to 30 lizard take people at a time
That's now established.
What is abortion, like, super against the rules
or less so because you got so many.
I think it probably is just a matter of principle.
Furthermore, yeah.
Let me throw this out at you.
I'm listening.
All right, if you're Alex
and you're thinking about the great replacement theory,
my first worry are all these reptilian people
gonna take my spot in front of God.
All are equal in front of God.
So you need not worry about that.
They're not here.
Well, because this is a testoluted sci-fi-ass project
camelot level worldview that Alex teases out in little pieces. But this is not a formulation
that I think I've heard him express before. I have not heard it in this exact manner.
I definitely heard him say that you don't go up and sit on a cloud.
Yeah, components of this have been available.
Yes, but in a full...
The notion that behind all of his ideology is,
we need to die wholly and whatever
and pass this test on Earth,
because that will allow us to be good recruits
for the battle is the next the battle so we can die
and say other creatures and then they'll die and then everything will die.
But there's a whole other level above that.
Wow, and then it's turtles all the way down.
It's just going up instead.
It very well could be turtles.
So we did it.
It takes, we take a turn.
Oh yeah? I'm going to skip this because I don't really care. Oh, we did it. It takes, we take a turn.
Oh yeah?
I'm gonna skip this because I don't really care.
But a caller calls in who's involved
with community notes on Twitter.
Okay.
And he helps Alex evade community notes.
He's like, if you use sponsored posts,
that's way harder to community note.
If you phrase things as a question
or an opinion way harder to put
community notes on that's already working.
That is not a corrections.
It's posted to Alex is insanely wrong things that he post. So that's fun. But you know,
also Alex doesn't report on himself. We heard that he's a really they actually that's one of the things that they
Should probably do more is report more on the going on of info war right and the petty dramas. Absolutely. Yeah I gotta go to break. I'll hit this one come back with your calls
Alex Jones might be making a comeback. Am I making a comeback?
That's news week. We'll hit that with come back.
And the Tucker Carl Salishon's crack up.
We're calling Frank phone call to ex singing in host Brian
Skelter.
We did print call him.
We did video it.
And I decided to release it next week.
And I did make a joke to Brian.
I said, I want to marry him.
And Brian was very excited actually.
Tucker made that.
I mean, I'm serious.
So I was joking folks.
I don't want to marry Brian's daughter.
It was a, we had a few drinks.
Tucker wasn't drinking.
We had some steaks.
The rest of the script was drinking.
I, let's go down to the river, the dark with flashlights.
And they go, hey, Brian's daughter keeps calling me.
And I said, well, let's call him so we call him.
And I had a few drinks.
So, uh, had a little bit of fun. It's pretty stupid. Yeah, it is pretty stupid. Yeah.
You know, I do like that there's range to this man.
He could tell you about the extra dimensional battles you're going to be facing in the next life
and all this and also at the same time,
drunkenly prank call
Brian Stelter and try and sort of subtly imply that he's gay.
I contains multiple.
Yeah.
You know, boy, that's so sad.
It is.
That is so sad.
To be so pathetically afraid of yourself
that you can't even just be like,
you have to fight for so long to be like,
hey, listen, no, no.
I know I have made several thousand homophobic jokes
about me and Stelter in the past,
but I need to really hammer it home
in case you did not know.
Yeah, it is.
I am not a gay person who is gay.
Yeah, like, she's this Christ man.
Yeah, it's a thetic.
It's such a fear of being seen a certain way.
Yeah.
And it's very weak.
It's, but another thing that I think is really fascinating
about this is, I don't know if anybody was like,
you didn't actually prank Call Stelter.
I think most people probably believed it.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not really a prank call.
It is, they called a person whose number they had.
Yeah, well drunk.
Colleague in Colleague's situations.
Yeah, two 50 year old men drunk and we prank call the guy.
That's not a prank call.
That is not a prank call. You not a prank call you called a person you know
with your name and then just started acting weird acted like an asshole to them that is not a
prank call that is not you created a scenario where in this person behaved in an
enormous way and then we're faced with unusual circumstances right this is you called and we're like
hey what if I sucked your balls and then hung up that's not a prank call. You're a dick. You are no cranky
anchors, sir. Exactly. You're just an asshole. So anyway, Alex talks over some more music
here in the next clip. And again, when you talk about containing multitudes,
yeah, this clip is it. Yeah. Finally your guns at once and explode into space
I love smoking lightning
In what you walked in a 50-minute city's eating bugs
Oh, the left so much fun
Till they get you where they want you
And then you're in a cage
Yeah
Yeah, I got it all made for outline
We're gonna break out of this
president's planet. We're gonna
interstellar. Nobody's gonna stop us.
We got got on our side. We were put
here as a launch pad. Maybe I can
tell you. I've been up there with the
high command. I've seen it. It's real.
Get ready folks. Join us now.
Shine up to go to far away.
Incredible locations. Like the one you're on right
now could it be any cooler dangerous the real is hell you mean a woman your
passion you marry a children a merger if you would hurt I mean just get
cooler by the second it's all all fantastic. But they tell you,
oh my new Netflix show, you know,
hasn't come out.
I'm depressed.
World's so boring.
Wait, what just happened?
You ain't open your eyes up and I open your soul up.
I only go back to your phone calls,
but I've just got it.
The Sargles is funny.
And you know, I'm talking a lot of people.
I probably had, I didn't, probably had three people today.
And three or four
yesterday and a bunch of last week say, Jones used to be funny. You got so serious over
the years that it's a bummer. Can you be funny again? The crew was selling that last
week when I was doing the English accident, like an hour straight. That's. And so yes,
I'm going to, I'm going to try to be more funny here. And so we're going to have to read you up old funny things we've done,
but also do new funny things.
So we have fart gate before it's eight diartics over after I take your calls.
You want it.
You got it.
It's a major scandal.
fart gate.
It doesn't just end or start with John Kerry blasting off at the cop 28 event.
Oh, it gets more serious.
Yeah, apparently John Kerry blasting off at the COP28 event. Oh, it gets more serious. Yeah, apparently John Kerry farted.
So he starts that clip rambling overboard to be wild about going to space.
And like, I've been there with the generals and God and the angels.
Yep.
Within two minutes, he's talking about John Kerry farting.
It's just, oh, God.
You know, it does. There are some things that this show do, it does bring. And that's like,
I don't, you know, I don't casually listen to Born to Be Wild. It's a song that exists without
my participation. I think it got played out on like radio when we were young. We came from a
time when you couldn't control what you were listening to.
Yeah, yeah, and so the radio you heard some songs a lot, like Boston. I heard way too many times. I never need to hear it again.
Never.
But because of that, if you randomly hear it, sometimes that bridge, that bridge, like a true nature, that's so good. That is such a good bridge.
You forget. You do.
You do because you saw it too much
There's a reason it was there
You know there's a reason it made it there. Yes, and there's so many things that when you think back on it
You're like it's probably a good thing that that wasn't in that space because if if born to be wild I have heard that
Of a knot of my own volition.
So many times, right?
And I can still enjoy it.
You don't think that would be the case
if it was like incense and pepperments
by the strawberry alarm clock?
If there was a bunch of like,
songs that I think are really, really good,
but like not infinite songs, not like forever songs
to the point where you would like, like, hate them.
Like I imagine so much shit, like, um,
like incense peppermints.
Yeah, definitely, that, that for sure.
Not sure why that's the only song I can think of now.
I mean, that's so strange, yeah.
Yeah.
So this is where I would have liked to end the episode.
Sure.
Because there's a good, funny thing, it's stupid.
Alex has made his weird
interstellar bullshit, the clear to the listeners and then got into fart gate. Great.
Wimsy. Sure. But unfortunately, Alex gets a call. Oh, no. And it's from a lady. And
this is a seven minute clip.
And it's because I wanted the entire call
because this made me so fucking uncomfortable.
Okay.
I feel like if I don't bring this up
and I don't talk, we don't talk about this,
I feel like we would be remiss.
Okay.
And so we can pause at points if we need to,
but here is one of the most uncomfortable calls I've ever heard.
I mean, all these calls will stop preaching Cindy in South Carolina. You're on the
Hey, Alex, thanks for taking my call. Um, I'm gonna, I guess, represent the
the potential atheists or people that have a different space or non-faith.
But I've for whatever reason, maybe the Tucker Carlson thing last night.
But I was told by a friend today's the data call.
After three years, I finally got through.
I have a story that I should have told three years ago.
Oh, no.
In November of 2019, I have a friend who is a private chef, a very high-end private chef out of Charleston.
This person gets hired by politicians and royalty.
This person was employed at that time in the Netherlands, feeding a large contingency
of people who are politicians and royalty, including their children.
Why are you talking weird?
When it happened, it was at night.
They were offered a shot, and they believed it to be a flu shot initially, but it wasn't.
As the night went on, everybody was being inoculated with a virus that was to come, an unnamed
virus that was not the flu.
And I've known that I should have told that story for whatever reason.
Maybe it'll result in someone else telling a story, but that's my story and that's the
end of it.
Well, I mean, I mean, that's the end of it.
Sound credible.
Oh, I know what you're saying. It's incredible. I'm not Well, I mean, I mean, that's the end of it. Sound credible. Oh, no, you're saying true.
I'm not saying you're lying, but you can't.
I'm going to guardian about 15 years ago.
And you're speaking about 12 years ago, memory serves.
Quote elites get special secret vaccines.
They get quote, clean vaccines.
So I'm not quite sure.
Science.
And yeah, whatever they're about to release on us or already have, they've already
been given the protection.
That's why they caught Netanyahu and a bunch of them acting like they give them the shots and it also happened with,
oh, there's the guy who solves the lamp. So what's that British actor's name?
Anthony Hopkins, he got caught. It was totally fake. So yeah, they've already-
Wait, silence the relapse?
The club, you get taken care of. What else did they say about this? What else did they say about this?
you get taken care of.
What else do they say about this?
What else do they say about this?
Um, that was it. That there was a went on for hours.
It was a huge amount of people, including children,
and they were offered it in decline because it seemed like a wise
thing to decline.
Um, and I'm sorry that it happened in a special magic vaccine.
No, I'll take that.
Yes, please.
Private event and of 2019 and that person kept it on the
down low, told a bunch of us we all kept it on the
down low because it was dangerous not to.
And my heart's racing telling you this now.
So I'm actually I just want to hang up.
I'm nervous about it.
Well, you say Cindy, you don't believe in God. You've never been touched by God,
Cindy. No. So we're going to pause it right there for a second. We have a call that is revealing
presumably a connection to inside information about a bunch of elites uh for hours vaccinating people against a coming disease in the end of 2019 and the Netherlands.
We can assume is COVID. Right.
She is very nervous and doesn't want to continue this call any further.
Right. And Alex immediately is like, why you fucking say you're an atheist?
You have been touched by God. Yeah. Yeah.
So that is uncomfortable. I see. I just don't, this, this is, I don't understand people.
All right, I don't understand people.
If you're a private chef and you're a chef in for the richest blah, blah, blah,
politicians or whatever, and they're given out a secret special vaccine,
you take the vaccine.
That's the good shit.
That's the shit that you and I don't get, Dan.
We don't get the private chef.
We're not good enough chefs. No, you take those shit
You take that vaccine any story where they're like no, I don't think that's a smart thing to take wrong wrong
You're lying to me
There are a number of sort of weird details in this story that make me think I can I don't know about this
But I I feel for this person because they are
Relaying something that presumably they think is they do feel genuine.
Yeah. Yeah. And also, you know, you're calling in. There's, as Alex tells you, millions of
people listening, totally not quite that. But you have like a discomfort being on the phone.
And then Alex, bum rushes you with this. Why are you an atheist? Shit. Here we go.
Not, not like in that you might traditionally say, but I just knew I was supposed to,
you know, today was the day I got through to tell you the story and I'm going to go because it's
pretty good. No, don't go. Cindy, let me ask you a question. Have you ever been out outdoors at
night by yourself and the stars are out. Ah, timeless. The seniors felt that are you following me?
Of course. Well, Cindy, God's real, but God is about free will, not some fake church. I don't
blame you rejection of church. It's there to make you reject it.
Oh my God.
So I understand rejecting the establishment. That's the system.
That's the priesthood, but God's real. If you will just pray,
privately or with me right now,
God will tell you an aspirin.
No, no, no, no.
In my experience, God will show you things to show you how God's real.
You might get a visit by an actual angel, I'm not saying that. In my experience, God will show you things to show you how
God's real. You might get a
visit by an actual angel or
you might, you know, be told
walk out. Sathers about to be a
car wreck. You walk three,
42. That's because of God does.
I know that's real. I respect
that, but. But there's a
block. Hold on. Hold on. Cindy. There's a block there though. I'm saying what do you have to lose?
See God will not do this if you don't ask for it. You have to say I have free will governance over my soul
I'm asking God to show God to me. You don't want to see if that's real. Come out God. I commend it. That's a hard
That's a big
For somebody that was scared enough to tell this story that what do you know? There's evil out there I'm asking you. What do you have to that I'm not sure if I can't tell you that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you
that I'm not sure if I can't tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you that I'm not sure if I can tell you You know what's on the other side. This is a bad touch No, what do you want?
She's already so fantastical. This is just nothing compared to it. You have to say show me. I need an adult
Because the great God isn't like the devil that attacks you without permission
God wants you to open the devil asks permission from God
And so God is actually more like the devil than the devil is.
I have to go to the next meeting.
You're controlling me.
He got to direct me because I'm an imperfect vessel and I've got to give permission.
You know, prepared for that so I can take it on.
I'm telling you, don't, I'm going to ask you to even ask God into your heart.
But would you ask God to show, to show you the miraculous?
Because God won't do it.
But don't come nowhere near me, God.
Anything.
I just hope that you're open to those of us that aren't,
that we know, we understand truth when we hear it,
but we may not feel the same way,
faith-wise, as a lot of your followers.
But I'm not asking you about me or my followers.
If there's powers, this is fucked up.
It is legitimately fucked up.
I feel really uncomfortable right now. Why would you be spending this
government? Oh yeah, if you're real, show yourself to me. I don't know if I'm
scared. I think it's just something I got to do in private and think about.
I just don't trust you. You creepy fucking weirdo.
This is a big journey. This is a big step. And I want you to experience it. And I know that if you simply say, God the Creator, the God of life, show me, God will show you.
You will, you will see it. And then you'll have to make a choice on whether you want to reject the Holy Spirit. I know there's a bigger power. I know that. That's all I'm sure of, but
I don't know what it is. But that higher power. Well, no one can, we're, we're fine out.
We can't, we can only, we can only, you know, you can only see it. God's backside basically
like Moses. But what I'm telling you is you need to then in my opinion
Good save God show me because the God will not push you around I will so I mean I'm certainly will God will push you because you have free will Cindy
That's why God won't mess with your free will do you understand that?
That's why whenever you give me an answer that I don't like, I force you to keep going.
Directly intervening your life unless you ask God to.
I appreciate your call.
That's the decision for you to make.
I would suggest you launch yourself into a wider world right now, Cindy.
Thank you.
That is grotesque.
That's unacceptable, shit.
I want to take you back to the beginning of this call really fast.
I mean, all these calls must not preaching.
So there we go.
I'm gonna stop preaching.
And then for seven minutes, I'm gonna berate this woman
because she's not playing along
with my come to Jesus nonsense.
Like have a little bit of,
I think he thought that was gonna go better than it did.
I mean, that's one of the weirder things.
Because it is a conversation that I've like,
intimately felt.
Yeah.
You know, like that was,
I fucking went to God Camp multiple times.
I've had that conversation.
I think that there's a decent chance
that I was on Alex's side of that conversation
at that time when I was going to those God Camps and shit.
Yeah, I was, yeah.
Yeah, man.
But that, you. But that idea, whenever you're outside watching,
if I'm God, and I'm looking at this,
I'm looking at my representative here,
having a customer service call.
Right, right.
I'm here in him say, I'm here in him promise,
I'm gonna make face time appearances
without a guarantee of a sale.
That's what I heard.
I heard if you ask God to show up, God will show up.
You don't even have to ask him into your heart.
No commitment necessarily.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not how I work, son.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
See, this, it's not a customer service call
as much as it is a hard sell.
That's what Alex is doing.
He's doing a hard sell.
And like, you gotta assume everybody's already a customer,
otherwise you're not making a bad say.
I mean, it's just, there's a disrespect that is going on.
And one of the reasons that I find this to be so off-putting
is that she was very clear how uncomfortable she was.
Up front.
And she had said that she wanted to hang up the call
before Alex even jumped into this stuff.
This is exploitative of somebody that you know
is probably, he thought she was gonna be more malleable
than she was, but she stood up for herself decently well.
She, as far as that is concerned,
like the reason that a person starts like this,
I'm putting up boundaries is because that is a person
who is used to having their boundaries ignored.
And Alex probably consents that.
Exactly.
And decided to launch into trying to push past boundaries.
That she fought as far as, and as long,
and as successfully as she did really is good.
I mean, if I were her therapist, I would be like,
congratulations.
You didn't cry even though you really wanted to.
Yeah.
So this, this, I would think that if I were somebody
who'd saw that Alex was on Tucker,
and then I jumped over and was like, I'll check this guy out.
Yeah.
The interview with Owen maybe would have kept me around.
And I've been like, oh, this is interesting.
I should look into this more or something.
Sure.
If I'm a sane person,
after that point,
everything else would have been a deal breaker.
Yeah.
Everything else would have been like, oh no.
All right.
I see what's going on here.
This is a lunatic.
I need to get away from this
Yep, and I I don't understand how anybody could have any other perspective quite frankly
Unless unless you are sincerely somebody who is on the same page as Alex and you believe that
God is enlisting us for a cosmic war against the devil and the renegade angels and all this other stuff and Alex has been chosen by God over chicken fried steak
To be the leader of his forces against the devil here on earth. Yeah
And unless you already believe that stuff
You I can't imagine tuning into this and thinking like wow Alex pulled a fast one on Tucker getting that interview, huh?
Yikes
Yeah lucky for Alex is in Tucker himself doesn't listen to Alex's show.
I mean, what I find just so incredible, what boggles my mind, and because this is going
to be true, I don't even want to pretend that there's a time to wait to figure out how
none of that, how Tucker sent so many people to Alex, they listened to that, and then none
of that's going to blow back on Tucker.
Probably not.
No one's going to just be like, hey, the end.
Yeah. For you, because I just listen to a man,
I avenge a rape woman over the phone for seven minutes,
and it's fucking insane.
This is the kind of show that you're promoting.
And to the point, I don't believe that Tucker listens
to Alex's show.
And I don't believe that most people who promote Alex's show
listen to his show.
Absolutely.
But they are responsible for the content
that they are promoting nonetheless.
That's how I feel.
Because this is what they're saying is prophetic.
Yes.
This is what they're saying.
I have some kind of a greater batting average
or relevance than the news.
Like it's ridiculous.
I feel responsible for recommending Blue-eyed samurai.
And if people don't like it, I'm like,
damn, I feel that's because it's fucking great.
I feel weird about the hair bow.
Yeah, it happens.
Anyway, this show is bad.
It was.
But it is interesting to me to,
I don't know if we'll ever be able to quantify it in any way,
but I do wonder what the percentage of people
who could have come from Tucker over to this
and been like, is there a retention rate issue?
I can't imagine that the retention was high.
But again, this is the strategy that people like Alex Hughes, which is the, we'll get
a million people in the door and a hundred of them will become new customers and that
will be really huge.
So maybe it's not a success, even if you run away almost everybody
with your extreme religious nonsense.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, that is like the one thing about like,
oh, simulation, don't care.
But if it was, that's the type of information
that I would be so interested in,
is that minute like person to person, what was it like to exist through this
Through your eyes. Yeah, what was it like for this to be your first episode of our show after Tucker recommended to you?
Totally let's imagine that you are some like like normal ass Fox viewer who followed Tucker to Twitter show and then you were like
I'll check out this interesting young man that predicts stuff.
Yeah, yeah, that's what you were sold.
That's what you were sold.
Yeah.
And if you're listening,
it's not like you're already doing the best job
of listening comprehension
if you're already on Tucker show.
Yeah.
So it's, I mean, I don't know.
That's nuts.
That's nuts.
We'll never know.
We won't.
So unless we get recruited by the next one. And then we are in the information core. Oh,
The next life. If if the next life has anyone like Alex Jones in it, I am fucking gonna kill myself. It won't be worth being around. It won't know.
It is it is fascinating. An ideal end state if Alex is still there.
It is so fascinating to be.
The Alex has 100% made religion so much easier.
You know, like anything with an Alex afterwards,
I'm again, it could be real.
If God is real and he says that Alex is coming with him,
no boss.
No, thank you.
Alex becomes the even extending past death,
Mendoza.
Yeah, absolutely.
No more.
So we come to the end of this trash show,
trash sucks.
And I'm seeing as we've been recording this
that apparently Alex Jones did a Twitter spaces
with Elon Musk, with a vague and some other folks.
So maybe we'll cover that on the next episode.
Great. I dread this, but it is our new reality. Great. Anyway, we'll be back Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Woo, yeah, woo, yeah! And now here comes the sexual boss.
Andy and Chan's a sure on the Earth thanks for holding.
So Alex, I'm the first time I've called him. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.