Knowledge Fight - #895: January 30, 2024

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex is holding up and find that he's learned a new way to mispronounce Vivek Ramaswamy's name, is still doing his racist dragon character, and is strangely defensive about Leave It To Beaver.

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I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are Damn Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are Dan. Jordan. Dan! Jordan.

I have a quick question for you. A QQ, quick question. What's your brain spot today, buddy? My brain spot, unsurprisingly, as a follow up to our last episode. I gave a try to the Like a Dragon, Internet Wealth. And boy, oh, man. We're host. It's good.

It's a good game. Yeah. A lot of fun. Yeah, I don't know what else to say. It's insane on the in the best way. Yep. It's nonsensical. And you and I were texting about it. It's just so fun to wander around the streets of Honolulu and say hi to people.

Say hi to people. It's so fun and it makes me feel good. Yeah. And boost your stats. Yeah. Making friends. Given the given the old hang loose. It really did. It really is so nice. It's terrible. There is there is something that is uplifting about the game in a weird way. Yeah. There's something that feels sweet. Yeah. The commitment to absurdity and wide eyed innocence and openness and honesty in the face of I guess a strange and corrupt world. Fantastic. And maybe maybe that's only possible because of

the the absurdity of the main character naive someone with spirits that cannot be taken down. That is true. But yeah, it's a lot of fun. Such a bizarrely diverse game play. Just I don't know. I don't want to turn into a commercial, but man, it's a lot of fun. I got my I'm enjoying the shit out of it. Recycling. That's that's what I'll tell you about the game. My C captain is recycling. That's that's a great out of context phrase that no one even I don't even understand what that means. Exactly. So. Yep. Yep. I played a bit of the game and it does

not make sense to me. So what's your bright spot? My bright spot is my wife just got her wedding ring tattoo. Oh, fun. Yeah, Caitlyn McKay. You beat her to that punch quite a bit. By quite a, by quite a almost two years. Yeah. Yeah, Caitlyn McKay, who did my arm. She came back, did her left hand.

It's a pro to you. It's, you know, whereas mine is the impressionistic watercolor star style. Her stare. Her stare. Hers is right on. It looks like a flower. Whereas mine is the impressionistic watercolor style. Hers is right on. It looks like a flower. It's gorgeous and it fits with her sleeve. It's just beautiful.

It's wonderful that she's finally committed. Yeah. It's nice that we've finally decided to stay together. Wow, that's great. I mean, two years of marriage is kind of just the warranty phase. Yeah absolutely. Yeah we could still get it annulment. Or it knows we have a concert. That's what she was waiting for. The annulment period to pass. All right I'll get the tattoo. All right Jesus. That's great. That's great. I look forward to seeing that at some point. Yeah. So Jordan today we have an episode to go over. Yes. We're going to

tell you about January 30th 2024. All right. The go over. Yes. We're going to talk about January 30th, 2024. All right. The present day. Okay. When we last left off, Alex was pretty up in arms about the border. Sure. And how there was going to be a standoff

and maybe those states could succeed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was five days ago, right? Yeah, this has calmed down a little bit. And I think part of the reason is because what's actually going on and the tension that's actually going on there is is a little bit boring. In terms of it is a state national guard

with a backing of a bunch of states saying, fuck you to the federal government. Sure. And that isn't going to come to a head until it comes to a head. Right. And in the meantime, when it doesn't come to a head, it can bore people who are into sensationalism and who make their market on that.

Right. Secondarily, the razor's edge of January 6th cuts in two directions. So there was a lot of talk about that convoy that was going to go down. I think Alex was pretty excited about that. Everybody likes a convoy in this world. The problem is as it's happened, it appears from some of the reporting I've seen that a lot of people are afraid that it is a setup because

you know January 6th was a setup. Everybody got set up by the feds and so the numbers are not nearly as what would have been expected by the people who are promoting this in advance. That's because I would guarantee they are infiltrated by a fed. I think that a number of these elements have had a way of deflating some of the super excitement. Now granted Alex is still cooking on that. Sure. Sure. He's still making a lot of hay about the border. He's got like reporters down there and you know, he, he, he's still on board with that, but the temperature has dropped considerably. Yeah. In terms of this is all we're talking about and the seceding is maybe on the table. This is, this is great. Yeah. Now we can get back to talking about all kinds of other stuff and it's, it's in the back of his mind, which I think is, which I think is interesting, but it is the tension and pullback a little bit that strategy of

like, you know, you build up the rubber band. And I think that we're in that, like letting it, letting it sit. I've figured it out. All right. I, because I've been thinking about the border for quite a while and people have been telling me that there's a crisis. All of these things. Here's my pitch, all right? Mexico, United States, we get together, sit down, write down the treaty, we move the border back 100 feet. Surprise, what are you guys fighting over?

That's not even your land anymore, idiots, move back. So if you're gonna be a child and argue over a pretend line in the sand, we're just gonna move the sand. That's simple. To a new pretend line. Exactly, and then you guys move back and we'll do the Bugs Bunny thing until they go over the cliff and then surprise all of the right-wing people are in the

ocean. Historically this strategy has worked where you move borders and then you realize people people realize that they're not real. This has happened before. I think your strategy is sound proof. I think it goes well sound proof sound proof. That's not the one I can't hear it. So we got a bunch of nonsense to talk about today. But first let's say hello to some new wonks. Love it. So first can't think of anything creative saying the shout out at the moment. So whatever compels you is good was listening to a drunk Alex episode last night and was laughing so hard I woke my roommate up.

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Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much And I remember watching FEMA death camps videos in middle school circa 2005 Google videos thinking It was really stupid and switching over to watch a sick now sick Naruto AM AMVs instead. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Don't think I know what that is. I was going to say I imagine that is similar to sea captain's recycling to you. I'm guessing MV is music videos. AMV is anime music video. So it's like those short. Yeah. So it's close. Yeah. No, you're right on. So you get a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. So thank you so much too. Thank you so much for all the hours of painful, painful Alex Jones entertainment and happy new year. Thank you so much. You're an out technocrat.

I'm a policy wonk. Someone, someone Sotomayor sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy shark. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little little kitty baby I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much. Thank you very much And just a periodic reminder because we haven't said this in a while, but our Patreon the mailbox in there is useless. Yes, if you're trying to reach out to us Please send an email to knowledgefightedgmail.com. Yep Jordan monitors that email address

So that's where that's where to send things. Yep send it. You will be in the queue Yeah, so we started off this show and Alex is in one of the moods He gets in from time to time which is complaining about other talk radio Look I was sitting here right before I went live looking at all this news and I just I just want to say something. This morning I had some errands to take care of. I normally just drive straight to work. So I was driving around quite a bit this morning. So I listened to probably in traffic hour and a half of talk radio. And I just sampled probably 15 different conservative radio shows in Austin, in San Antonio, in Dallas,

because I get you know, we get all those. I think DJ shadow collaborated on those samples. And it was just so amateurish. And it was so hawkish and in World War Three. Oh man. What? What criticism coming from Alex? It's amateurish. And I guess Alex is, you would not necessarily describe him as hawkish on World War Three, but he is, he's obsessed with it and says that it's constantly starting. I would suggest that a real shooting civil war in the United States has a gigantic possibility of turning into World War Three. So if you're hawkish on that, look, he's no dove. I'll tell you that. Yeah, I will say that too. He's not a peace guy.

Sure. But you know, the way that I view Hawks yeah talking about Dominique Wilkins the human highlight reel of wars you know I think about like George Bush and his administration basically I think of like Hawks and I wouldn't necessarily I don't know I wouldn't I wouldn't put Alex in that category but you're right he's not he's not a peace guy either. I think of I think of guys like Joe Lieberman, you know, those those types of old, ineffectual, pointless white men who are like, yeah, let's let's kill children. Those that's a hoax to me. Sure. That's in the category. Yeah. But more to the point. Amateur ish. Come on now, buddy.

I'm not mad at the crew. Come on, Alex. Get the fuck out of here. Smash cut. Storming not mad at the crew. Get the fuck out of here. Smash cut storming out of the show repeatedly. Fine, fine. If we can't get the guy on the phone then I'll just go. So one of the big news items of the day is Ilhan Omar had said some things and then those things were misrepresented by people in the right wing. That sounds right. And so Alex gets a little racist, a little xenophobic. All right. I mentioned it yesterday, but I can get to it. I want to play the video today of Ilhan Ilhan Omar saying she didn't care about America. She cares

about Somalia and expanding Somalia's power. She tried to slip in a deal a few years ago to change the Minnesota flag to the, basically the Somali flag. These people are crazy. And that dub tells where the new thing that came out yesterday afternoon with the press secretary, the black raggedy Ann, White House spokesman called out for odd condolence statement of three U.S. troops fighting and dying for the administration. Well, I remember the press reports at the time, because it was in the LA Times, when Bill Clinton won the election back in 1992 and was getting into office in 93 at the inauguration,

F-16s flew over, and a big director, producer Ron Silver, got mad and said, how dare them they're threatening us and Hillary pulled him by the arm in front of the press. Sorry? It happens. Remember the press? Like a schoolmark? It's okay. They're under our control now. They work. Imagine the weird Los Angeles LA New World Order Hollywood mindset that they hate this country so much, and that even when they get control of it, they destroy it, because they have a fundamental spiritual chip on their shoulder. So we save the story. She got saved by US troops when she was a little kid and moved here and then she just boils and oozes

and glows and burns with an America hate because she feels insecure. She feels like she's a sack of garbage and I don't think Somalis are sex of garbage, but what is happening used to really be number one and everything And so these people how are those two thoughts connected and running it down the fact here It's a Smith last week the little piece that I forgot to play the guys can find it Senate I think that's Friday life story of errors and the Harris was playing a clip of a lady That's for real saying America has never been great. America's horrible. America's always been evil. And you have to understand with these people, that's really their mindset.

I liken it to the barbarians that finally conquer Rome and four 10. And instead of occupying Rome and taking over its palaces They just burned it all down so leaving aside the fun image of Hillary Rodham Clinton At Bill Clinton's inauguration grabbing Ron Silver. Yeah, I don't know. It's cool. I've got jets work for us now Everything is all right. Remember absurd remember those incredibly petite photos of her in the early 90s with that hair just with a nails grab and Ron Silver by the by the tricep flesh. It brings to mind a fun image. Yeah, it does. I would enjoy it. But this whole thing was about Ilhan Omar. Correct. I believe so. So Alex is part of the right wing band

wagon that was currently demonizing Ilan Omar for things she didn't say in a speech. Sure. They're taking mistranslated pieces of things she did say out of context in order to present the picture that she holds a higher loyalty to Somalia than the United States. And in essence for Alex, this all boils down to him not believing that immigrants can integrate into US society if they aren't white. That's core belief to him, so any claim that feeds into this will automatically be accepted with no further analysis and there's no examination of what she actually said doesn't play clip.

It's just taken. Yeah, I mean, what I find fascinating about that really is that it's not about her even saying anything. No, it's her existence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's really just, it's almost like a nice thing for them to be reminded. Oh, Ileon Omar talked so we can say racist things about her. And then if you pointed out, she didn't even actually say that.

They'll be like, yeah, but it felt true. Yeah, but she's in office and that bothers me. Yeah, she could have said that. Yeah, she could have said that. It seems like something she might say. She might have said it and that means she did say it. You know what? The fact that I thought that she might have said it,

I think that really speaks volumes. That proves everything about her I need to know. Right. OK. Maybe in your head. Well. Yeah, that's basically what's going on. But it leads Alex to this like they're all barbarians trying

to tear down the United States. That's fun. And so he talks about this and then he has a fun example of something that the left hates. Oh, so there's no sense of a lot of these illegals and others they brought in, these so called human refugees, of wanting to make America greater being part of it, because they're taught by the UN when they're brought in and by the left hate this country and that's not just something the right wing says about the left they really do hate America. I do. And anything that they associated with success, good families, Christianity, being honorable, leave it to beaver. That one. They think something like leave it to beaver. Yep. And that's how my dad was brought up, that's how my mom was brought up.

They're like people from leave it to beaver. Okay, sure. They see that as square and stupid and dumb to be honest and wholesome and good. I'm sorry, are the kids still saying square? Our wimps, they don't know that we're actually learned and educated and historically informed and spiritually dialed in if we wanted to be evil you'd be in a lot of trouble because we're way better at it than you believe me that's how I know what you're up to my I can pick up on your evil I have the knowledge of evil not just good but but I just wanted to sink into the

listeners that this is a spiritual disease and that the left worldwide are basically NPCs set on a mission to burn down the world. By the devil. Okay. All right. And they hate Leave It To Beaver. All right. Yeah.

I mean, I didn't think it was great, but I didn't. No, it sucked. It's a boring show. I hate it. No, it sucks. I don't know if I've ever actually watched a full episode, though, so I guess it does suck. I don't. I did watch ever actually watched a full episode though, so I guess it does suck. I did watch it when I was a kid.

My parents are very limiting of what sort of things we could watch. And so some of those older shows were deemed safe, you know, because they're boring shit. I don't remember a lot of it, but I don't think that any of the characters were raving John Birch Society lunatics. So I don't know if Alex's family actually was likely to be worth. Well, I mean, you don't know what happens whenever after the freeze frame, that's immediately when they pull out reveal OP Oliver and they just ride. So talking about the real problems in the world.

Absolutely. Hey, everybody, now it's time to talk Candyman. Cameras are off, speak freely. Let's roll. Yeah, it's an interesting example. I'm always a big fan of Leave It To Beaver, just as a title of just like, I like a title that's a command.

Like, oh, okay. I don't think it is. I'll leave it to him. I, I, I, You don't think it's a, you don't think it's a command for us to leave it to beaver? I think it's like, leave it to him to do this kind of thing. Okay. All right. That's what I always thought. Leave it to be for me. Okay. You know, leave it to be ever to be ever to get into all this trouble.

Right. All right. I always took it as like, well, let's let be for him. Hmm. I don't know. We may never know because I haven't watched that show in 30 fucking years. I don't think I've ever watched it. So you're probably at the very least more likely to be correct. So Trump was a sensible statesman. Yeah. You know, there's this situation with Iran going on right now where some of the some soldiers were killed, some US soldiers. You know what I think of when I think of statesmen? I think of the president of the United States saying, this is the mother of all bombs.

Sure. I think of a man with this much power reveling in the idea of dropping a bomb on no one for no reason. Well, that's statesman-like. That's statesman. Iran engaged in a couple of attacks under Trump. And Trump said no to the Republican-Democratic establishment winning a full bombardment of Tehran that would have led to a wider war.

Instead, Trump said, we're gonna kill Sulamani. And they killed the leader of their military. And notice, you didn't see anything out of the Iranians after that. That's what you do. I'm sorry? You kill their military. And notice you didn't see anything out of the Iranians after that. That's what you do. I'm sorry. Kill their leaders. You kill the generals. You kill... When you're taking out the mafia, you want to bust the dawn. You don't sit there and go to a full war because you can't. Iran has forces in hundreds of countries, including ours. We've left them in. You can't just run around trying to find all of them. You have to cut their money off

and you have to kill their leadership. It seems to me that like targeted assassinations of high level figures inside a government is maybe more likely to start a war than bombing. But I might be wrong. I can only imagine that if some countries military assassinated our secretary of defense It wouldn't just be something like that's all in the game. Hey, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? I don't know also Trump's action was almost certainly a violation of international law. I mean, yeah, obviously It's all fun and games for Alex here But pretending Trump was some kind of rational reasoned military figures were ridiculous

Like you mentioned he dropped the mother of all bombs on Afghanistan in 2017 And he outdid Obama in terms of launching drone strikes even going so far as to repeal a rule where civilian deaths from drone strikes Needed to be reported. Yeah, so many reports have claimed that Trump decided to kill Sulaimani because he was watching the news And he got mad. Yep. That sounds about right He's an unstable angry dude who's as much of a warmonger as anyone Alex pretends Is trying to start World War three so you can just fucking calm down with that shit? Yeah I mean listen one international law is hilarious. I I love it I I really appreciate how effective it is at stopping stuff

but I think my my favorite my favorite thing about the mother of all bombs is calling it that. Have you ever thought about that? It's his birth to all bombs. Have you ever thought about the dignity of the president, the dignity of the office, and to sit there with your fingers twiddling like Mr. Burns going, I'm going to drop the mother of all bombs on people Did he name it that I?

Actually think he did. I'm not sure. I don't think he did there's there's something There's some little Sliver of memory. Yeah, it was called that prior to him prior to him. I'm not sure but all right Maybe you're right then it does become a little more maniacal I mean just call it something like even then whenever they're talking about the nuclear bomb, just like, oh, a thin man or something like, man, dude, that's fucking hell. That is a hellish nightmare creation that you've got,

and you're calling it thin man. Fuck you. Sending in the thin man. At the same time, code names are fun. They are fun. You're not wrong. Also, the board game code name is quite fun. That is quite fun. Absolutely. So something that's not fun is tweeting about World War three And people are doing it. Okay people are doing it. Stop some of the tweets are reposted on X

We're major conservative, you know on and groups are just saying we need World War three. They're saying World War three is the best option And they're not thinking we need World War three. They're saying World War three is the best option And they're not thinking through what World War three means once the nukes start going Once they start getting used there isn't an analyst out there that says it isn't a vast Probability it then leads to full nuclear war and then we're all dead Unless you're living in them in some South Pacific Island and again even if you're in South Park or in Wyoming folks there's a full nuclear war the scenarios make Road Warrior look like a walk in the park because there's no 10s of

millions of dead hundreds of millions with energy off break down to the food chain and then people are just gonna come dig you out of your bunkers ladies and gentlemen and eat your ass I mean, I'm looking at You see Vigo Mortensen in the road. Oh my god Sure. Yep. Hey a year after a nuclear war. That's what you're looking at You're looking at cannibalism within two weeks It's always a movie. It's always a movie and And by the way, he's talking about the end result of nuclear war. He said tens of millions dead. Food chains disrupted. Sure. Isn't that already supposed to be happening? I mean, that happened during COVID. The COVID

vaccine was going to do. We're already there. What are you talking about? I have no idea. Yeah. The tens of millions of bodies that were promised by Alex's conspiracy is never materialized and the disruptions of the food chain, a lot of them ultimately had to do with Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Yeah. And they weren't as severe as Alex's conspiracies led just to believe. But we're supposed to already be there. Why do you even need a nuclear war? I don't know. I mean, I'm gonna, I'm really gonna say this. And it kind of boggles my mind that we're not all in agreement on this. Nuclear war is good for no one.

None. There are zero people who benefit from not having the sun anymore. Nuclear war, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. War, nuclear war. But it is like, it does seem so silly to me that we can't all just be like, hey listen,

seriously, no one's going to be better off for this. Let's just get rid of these for a while. Yeah, it would be a good thing to do. So Alex has a guest. And this is a guest who is very slick. And I think he's maneuvering exactly how he's supposed to. OK. And yet Alex cannot pronounce his name. I've talked to a lot of insiders. I say Trump is strongly considering him for the vice president,

which is a really smart move on so many fronts. We'll briefly speak about that coming up. But I was just asking Vivek during the. Oh, God, it's not here. Dailing into us. What he thinks is front and center. Alex has found a new way to mispronounce his name. The fake rhymes with cake. Vivek. It rhymes with stop it. His name is. He's

been clear about this. I I appreciate that because it is one of those subtle reminders that the fake will never be an equal to to in Alex's eyes. You know, it will, he will always not give a shit enough about you. Counterpoint. Your name wrong. Counterpoint. What? The fact that Alex is mispronouncing it in a new way means he's trying. Okay. This implies that someone told him he's mispronouncing for their name and then he's come up with a new one. All right. let's give it a shot. So I don't know. Anyway, I like that. I like that.

What if that is that a pre-agreed method of dealing with? Hey, listen, here's what happens. If I'm pronouncing somebody's name wrong, tell me, but don't correct my pronunciation. Let me give it another go. Let me assume. Let's just keep on rolling. Don't just empower me to come up with pronunciations.

Exactly, yeah. So Vivek is on and he's making some complaints about BlackRock and asset management firms. Sure. And then this takes a twist you couldn't possibly imagine. But the real threats we face to our liberty today aren't just coming through the front door of big government. They're coming through a new hybrid of big government and big business that together are far more powerful than either one alone, where the government is delegating its political authority to not just three letter agencies, but those three

letter agencies are then delegating their political power to private actors like tech companies that censor speech through the back door that the government couldn't censor through the front door, like banks and financial institutions, asset managers like BlackRock that vote for policies fighting climate and revert. How do we stop that? Couldn't anyway. The ways we stop that is first of all, a lot of the money prop in this up is coming from the government. So a lot of what the state attorney general. Okay, doing our steps in the right direction. One of the ways Alex is through competition, the company that I started

before I ran for president is called Strive that competes directly against Black Rock and State Street and Vanguard by offering investment products that are the same kind of investment product. Don't vote for woke

policies. Oh, my God, maximizes profit and value. Yeah, customers and for shareholders. A little, little too clear on your agenda here, Vivek. Boy, a little. Sometimes when a man has practiced a speech enough, it doesn't sound natural. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I mean, he's good. He's good at this stuff. But I mean, this is a little transparent. Yeah. You don't really have opposition to black rock. And whatever yours, black, you're branding this stuff as woke and then pitching yourself as the non woke alternative. Yeah. It's a great, great.

Yeah. I mean, it's it's it's completely bizarre. He's like, you know, the answer is my not a walk. I mean, when is that not the answer is a question that you should really be. But people don't usually say it. He's really saying it is. It is. What's. It's strange. Also you know where you're saying this right. Who are you saying this to. Also what business could not be improved by not going woke? There are too many negatives in there. I don't understand.

I couldn't follow the sentence. All right. Here's my new thing. I'm sick of real estate companies building things with woke policies. So I'm going to start an anti-woke real estate company. Like fire alarms? Sure. I'm against them.

Zoning code? I mean, we have to have those things, but I'll tell you that I'm against them all these damn woke building regulations buildings you need a staircase to be a certain Width oh man need a fire exit that's fucking woke shit What are you doing if the elevators on fire you die right? That's the tagline right that's that's the tagline you're here for the real safe element is on fire you're dead how woke is it that they have

like emergency call buttons in an elevator fucking woke oh my god you should have to shit in the corner like the rest of us right so for they has another is a warning uh... here to whom to the world to the whole yeah i guess okay part of what's happening is you have a neocon establishment in the Republican Party and the neoliberal establishment, the Democratic Party that effectively have been rooting for a war with Iran for a very long

time for three decades or more. These people have been wanting to bomb Iran. And I think they're just looking for an excuse to actually do it. I think this could be a disaster actually for the United States. We cannot fall into this trap of a preemptive strike at a moment where that doesn't advance our interest. We have to stand for our own troops and our own national interests. But that's a separate question from whether we want a preemptive strike on Iran. Anybody heard of a super EMP attack? If you haven't, you should look it up. An electromagnetic pulse attack. Iran, other countries have a capability. Do we actually want to be in a situation where other adversaries who have the power to take out our electric grid in a matter of days could be in a position to actually do so? No, that's not the place we

want to go. So you see in this clip a really good example of how nothing means anything on infowars. I was going to say, yeah. When you have people like Klaus Schwab or someone in Biden's administration come out and say that there are threats to the power grid and an attack on it could be something that hostile actors are considering, that's proof that they themselves are planning to do that attack as a false flag. They're only bringing it up as a possible threat to the public's familiar with the idea by the time they decide to do it, so they have an enemy to point at. But when Vivek does the exact same thing, it's astute political analysis. We shouldn't go to

war with Iran because they can take out the power grid with a super EMP. If this were someone Alex didn't like saying it, he probably would cover it as them admitting their plans to attack the power grid. But since it's a fake, that doesn't happen. This dynamic exists because Alex isn't serious about his accusations that people are revealing their plans and priming you for false flags. That shit doesn't mean anything to him, but it's a super effective way to keep the audience engaged and scared so he pulls that trick out whenever he can. But not when it's people like Vivek doing it, then it's not predictive programming

at all. He's not working with the devil. Only the devil people do that. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And this whole thing about, he mentioned earlier that Trump's considering for VP and that's great And it's so funny because Alex is still kind of on the same tip where he's like, you know They'll never kill Trump if you're there

Yeah He's a shield that's basically what he is Yeah, yep, yep, yep You're so crazy that they would never risk you becoming president Yeah, the deep state is like god damn it We have to support Trump because Vivek might destroy all meaning behind language. I can't, I can't stand listening to him talk. It's tough. He's words, but he's, I think what you hate is that there's that

competence there and that like media readiness. Sure. You don't see that in a ton of people that Alex associates with. I mean, it's, but it's also a media readiness. Sure. You don't see that in a ton of people that Alex associates with. Sure. I mean, it's, but it's also a media readiness that is tinged with a condescending self-awareness that I hate so much because it is like, it is a man who's watched enough media in the United States to go, okay, I mad libs this and I will get at least this far.

It's like an algorithm that turned into a person Yeah, definitely and there's an insincerity that that comes from that that's like I don't really know the real Vivek at all No, not even a little bit and that is a part of what terrifies me the most about him Yeah, like the idea I mean, I don't think he's going to be the VP No, I've joked about this and I'm not sure if I said this on the show Sure, but the two paths that I see for him are becoming a major figure in the Trump media ecosystem sure or becoming vice president and murdering Trump himself It would be amazing because the lack of anything I feel about his actual character in his person makes me think that this is such ambition Yeah, that he has he has such naked ambition clearly clearly getting in the VP spot might be the most dangerous thing for Trump

And I'll tell you this and here's a Trump and Trump doesn't want to be a fascist dictator. He wants to be rich and famous, you know, he doesn't want to consequences Yeah, he doesn't want to go through the business of like, oh, I'm gonna oppress these people He wants that to happen without him. No good fascist dictators. It's a nine to five Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a hands-off. He's a hands-off guy. He's no he's no he's no de Gaulle. All right The vape the vape could de Gaulle it and the right wing There's no better way to become a dictator of the United States than to assassinate the president and take over as the VP That's fucking movie shit right there especially if you set it up where you do

it where they're like you invite Klaus Schwab for a meeting yes you pin it on him my god yes and I feel like if anybody can pull it off it's this Vivek I mean he's got he's got it in his heart yeah let's put it that way he's got terrifying things in his heart he chills me a little bit more than some of these other folks. So there's just so much news to cover after the fake leaves so so much. So we better make time for stupid racist bullshit. Wow. We've got so much to cover today. But again, toll free number I'll give it out start of of the next segment, and we'll take several hours of calls, interspersed with all of this critical news and information.

But first, this very important piece of information. Oh, hello! Oh my God! The common attorney's wife over here, who's't bought the clothes it's over tonight. Living your poop and needles and human sex trafficking and open borders and buy slag goods from China and do what the Justice Department say and put all the good Americans in prison and stay asleep.

Oh, this is still happening. Oh, man. That is, that was very unexpected for me. Yeah. That was very unexpected. That is Yeah, that was very unexpected. That is like if you if you imagine it in the morning, you know, I'm of a certain age now. So say around 530. I'm in the bathroom. I get up.

My eyes are all groggy. I open the door and then bam. It's a racist caricature. That's right. That's about how it felt. Yes. Yeah, it's a it's a little strange, you know the way that there's this this bit. Yep, he's still doing yeah, it wasn't good on day one No, it's still not good now. Mm-hmm. It's

He must really enjoy it. I remember In the 90s 90s SNL growing up. That was my era. You know, everybody's era whenever SNL didn't suck was whenever they were a kid. Right. And everybody else's era is it always sucked. But I remember Adam Sandler and Chris Farley doing this weird beer commercial that was tinged with with all kinds of like gay panic around it. You know, just like, Hey, look at these hot guys. Whoa. That's the whole joke. Right. Imagine if they did that every year up until 2024. Yeah. And you're like, really? That's, that's the exact thing that I,

that hit with me is like, you see a comic like years later and they're still in that bit. Wow. That's, that's a choice. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's no, there's no aspect of personal growth on Alex's part. And he doesn't recognize that this is ridiculously racist. Yeah. So why would he stop? But the problem that I see more functionally is that it's also just not funny. He's trying to be funny and it's not funny. Yeah. Even you take the racism out of it. It's still not funny. It's a poorly constructed bit. It's a dumb character. Yeah. It's a bad voice.

My theory? I think he just has fun doing it. I think that's part of it. And I think around the office it must kill. Or people are just afraid, like Alex, he gives me big energy of someone who needs people to think he's funny. See, now that's de Gaulle energy right there. And so I bet around the office people are afraid

to be like, this sucks. Yeah. And people are just like, ha ha ha. Yeah, he does give big good. So funny. I the office people are afraid to be like this sucks. Yeah. And people are just like so funny. I love that Chinese voice you're doing. It's so funny. Yeah. I think you think I'm funny right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That character you do is great. Oh so funny. So Alex gets back from his racist comedy time. Sure. And he starts complaining about the E. Gene Carroll. Right. Right. Right. So she just won a judgment for defamation against Trump. But he has paid 83 million. Is that right? Something like that. And so Alex talks about this a little bit. And I think he's flirting with trying

to get himself sued. OK. But also he can't he cannot resist whenever he talks about anything in this arena, anything to do with courts. He cannot stop talking about himself. Also, I'd like to get your take on just, I've got a bunch of clips on the crazy lady that couldn't even say what year Trump supposedly assaulted her so he couldn't have an alibi and no evidence 25 years later. And then he says, I'm innocent, so there's no criminal charges, because they couldn't

get criminal charges. There's no evidence. So he's found guilty of defamation by a kangaroo court, where the judge says he's guilty. He says he's innocent. She sues again and gets $83 million. And now she's on TV bragging, saying, we're going to buy penthouses and go shopping. It's so much fun I mean she is just a famous loon and It's so dangerous that they weaponize

These blue jurisdictions to this point. I've experienced it myself Where a judge finds you guilty the news doesn't pick up on that They have a show trial and they tell the jury this person's guilty and then they put on fake evidence They don't let you put on evidence or they're gonna sanction or disbar your lawyers and they're trying to disbar my lawyer in Connecticut They're trying to disbar the lawyer in Texas and they find them both massive amounts of money people say why don't their lawyers talk? They did talk a little and got sanctioned norm talked plenty boy I was there whenever Ray Nall talked and I talked a bit. Even he regretted some of the things he said. Yeah. Yeah. But it's fascinating how Alex can't resist making everything about himself and his own feelings of persecution. Yeah. He's trying to complain about and defame

E. Gene Carroll, the woman who successfully sued Trump for sexual abuse and then defamation. But in the middle of it, he remembers that he has a personal talking point about the courts and he just launches off into his Sandy Hook script. Yep. It's really narcissistic behavior. Also, defamation, but in the middle of it, he remembers that he has a personal talking point about the courts and he's launched His often do a sandy hook script. Yep. It's really narcissistic behavior. Also. Alex is just lying about Carol She's specified when the abuse took place. There was a jury in the case and I guess that just any result Alex doesn't like is a kangaroo court. Yeah, it goes the way he doesn't want kangaroo Trump didn't say that just like he was innocent. He constantly attacked her leading his followers to harass her because she wouldn't be quiet about how

Trump had attacked her. Yeah. Also, she made a joke about buying Rachel Maddow a penthouse. That's what happened. She was making some jokes. Right. Alex is crazy. Sure. Sure. Sure. It's a bunch of bullshit. But what do you expect? Yeah. Not a whole lot of deeper analysis of this instead Alex decides like, oh wait, I got to talk about myself. You know, he started off into that like my persecution by the Sandy Hook courts. Yeah. And he just decides to keep talking about him. Sure. Well, I mean, he's great. Yeah. And the most important thing in the world. Nobody. No. I mean, let me tell you something. I had a cost, a divorce and a custody battle that was highly publicized in the last 10 years, the first three of that. And the old Travis County judges were all Democrats. But man, they weighed the evidence and they were like super hard working and and then gave me my kids. And even when the lawyers on the other side of my custody battle did a bunch of corrupt stuff and a bunch of deception, a bunch of lying, the Democrat liberal woman judge who retired right after that,

Judge Naranjo, a Native have American lady really smart lady. I hate him. She said I'm not going to set aside the jury verdict, but if everything isn't done just right in this custody goes back to him, which it did. So I watched judges when it was the right thing to do. Bend over backwards for me. And they were Democrats. Now and I'm only telling the story. It's not about me. It's about what's happened in this country. That's about you Now every judge is a woman I don't care about the woman. It's a good judge. I'm sorry judges knew every judge retired All 30 something and all of them are new and

They go from blue hair anti-fool ladies like my judge What to people almost that as bad all that's going on here is that Alex thinks the court used to be good because in the past He won a case. Yeah, that's the definition of a good court to Alex. Yes, do they agree with me? It's an axiomatic truth that Alex is always right So all the proof you need to the court is corrupt as if they find against him. If they back him up and go his way, that's a great court doing good work. But if anything goes wrong and they don't cater to him exactly, well there has to be a setup involved because Alex is always right.

This sounds dumb because it is, but it's how Alex operates. He can't be wrong because that's impossible. God gave him all these gifts of wisdom and discernment and he's a pious man. So anyone who would dare threaten that image is clearly a demon who's out to destroy him. Also, his judge wasn't a blue-haired antifa lady. The rest of this is just stupid shit too.

Just talking shit. Bunch of bullshit. It is so much like that refrain for him almost of like the laziness inherent of a malignant narcissist is just like, I am always me doing me things and I never have to change. I never have to change. I never have to think about it. I never have to alter any of my behavior.

Everyone else is judged based upon how they react to me being the best. Yeah. And it is like, wow. I think it can be a scary and threatening thing to recognize that you can be convinced that you're right and be wrong. Yeah. Because it calls into question all the times that you've said anything. Were you wrong all those times? Sure. Yeah. And for someone who doesn't want to open up that box and, uh, uh, you know, look at that and wrestle with those feelings, it's safer just to pretend you're always right. And that's kind of what Alex does.

Yeah. So look, man, Alex says that all these judges are corrupt. I'm not listening. Now, Alex tells me that he secretly overheard a bunch of other people say that. Okay. My ears perk up for a very real story. Okay. Let's hear it. I talked to Democrats and I talked to lawyer lawyers and I was sitting there in a Kirby lane about two months ago.

At like 8 a.m. my daughter wanted to go eat food there. It's like a cafe breakfast. It'll place a lot of details playground where she could play Ball she waited for the food. So I took her there. My wife was out of town more details and I Sat behind this group of six lawyers three women three men or details They were middle-aged lawyers, but their kids were out there playing too. They didn't know how I sit behind it because I came in after them. And they were like, Judge Gwera Gambel's totally insane and follows none of the law and doesn't even read the cases. And it's just rude and hateful everyone is completely nuts.

She's rude and hateful. And I'm sitting there and I go, oh yeah, I'm Alex Jones. And they go, oh Alex Jones, we know your case. And currently, yeah, you got defaulted even though you gave them all the evidence. No, she does that to everybody now. She doesn't even care. She's crazy. this is the most real story ever so real this is the most real Real story I've ever heard

Those people I bet they have names yeah and birth certificates and we're from the reality and man things they sound Just like Alex they sound absurdly like man they sound just like Alex. They sound absurdly like Alex almost as if everybody who is competent and good at their job says exactly what Alex does. See now this is a fun way that Alex if he wants to could maybe work around some potential defamation things in the future. Just pretend that he overheard other people saying he was all lawyers. I overheard. I was at the Dernys. It it was 430 in the afternoon my child had wanted to go because Can't even wow fucking add fake details fuck as well as he can what are we talking about such details Yeah, when you're when you're lying and you've really practiced a lot at it. Mm-hmm somehow you've never gotten better

Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, it's what it's what kids do. Yeah, you add a lot of details to make it big. Well, there's no way you could possibly have been making all of this. Who would make all of this up? You would. Yeah, you would. So we're gonna make things up. Yeah. I mean, I mean, like they're so crazy. The left. I can't even describe to you how crazy they are. it won't even sound real And that's what I'm telling you is the Democratic Party is like a grip of mentally ill people now They are now absolutely insane and This happens in a corruption this happens in the fall of a society because you've got some corrupt people and some you know Double dealers sure, but there's only a few of them.

And then things get more corrupt. They promote more corrupt people. And the norm becomes greater and greater. And they get away with more and more and more to the point of every day I see videos from Portland and New York and Chicago and Austin. I don't even show you these videos. Thank you.

And it's liberal men and women. Nailed it. In business suits, pulling their pants down and pooping in front of schools, or climbing up on top of us and peeing on the window, or peeing in the water fountain, and you go. Actually, I want to see these days. Some are crazy people, homeless people,

some are like, and then even Portland. I'm like, business is going Well, it's fun to poop. This is part of our culture's pooping. I mean, they're just like, they're degenerates. They, and you sit there and you think, oh, well, we're cherry picking this. Ladies and gentlemen, they don't care if they get caught. They don't care. They don't even know what that means.

I just picture like the entire cast of the Adjustment Bureau. All of them in the suits and hats showing up in front of us. Pooping. Pooping in front of a school. Pooping is part of our culture. I don't know why I went with the Adjustment Bureau. Because of the hats, right? I think it was the hats.

I think it was the hats, yeah. But Alex didn't even bring up hats. I just imagined this person in a hat. Business suits takes you to business hats the other alternative that I thought of in my mind was the watcher guy from Fringe sure the guy who's I can see that I'm shooting in front of a school the Stephen King watcher guys from the internet universe thing that he does Yeah, I could see that don't you tell anybody that I watched friend. I watched all of French. It was great. I love French.

Sure. Um, what was it? What was I about to...eh, who cares? So you think this thing has all these videos? Oh, that's right! That's right! I want to say this. I want to say this. Why would you care if you got caught if literally your culture is I dress in a business suit and then poop in front of schools. Well, I think-

How could you not get caught doing that? I think that Alex lost track of the business suit detailed pretty fast. Actually, I think you did lose that one. I don't know, I wonder what, like I didn't do a lot of looking into this. Sure. But I wonder what this is based on.

Like is there a video of someone in a business shooting in front of a school and Alex is turning it into an epidemic? What do you see? Because if he's saying it and he's saying that he sees the video, now I have to graphically create it in my mind. What do you see? Because I see, do you see a squat?

Or do you see a literal flat bent over? No, squat. You see a squat? Yeah. OK. See, because I see it almost alien like behavior, like a like a invasion of the pod people like thing where it's uncannily almost like what a human would do, but it's it's a little bit off. That's my thinking. Business suit.

I mean, I lived through the early 2000s. Sure. And so I would say that back then we had a much bigger cultural issue with like bodily functions. Jackass shows sure like you involved shitting on things. Yeah. Yeah. And what have you had the fear factor which was all about what you could cram in your gullet. Yeah. Scatological and you're a logical, but like there was a, there was a culture that was very friendly to peeing on stuff and, and what have you. I don't know. I don't know. This doesn't resonate with me. What Alex is saying. I just, I just don't think I can, here's the problem. I don't think even if I'm, even

if I'm on Alex's team, I don't think I can get it up for the idea of a guy peeing on a bus. I guess that just, that get it up for the idea of a guy peeing on a bus. I guess that just that's just are there people in the bus. Yeah. I mean, but even then like that's just too absurd. Like what is he standing on the bus? Is he standing next to the bus? Alex is just trying to create the image of urban chaos. Sure. Because his audience largely doesn't live in cities. And so terrifies them of what's going on in the degenerate, godless urban areas. Because now I imagine a man surfing and peeing on a CTA bus and I can't believe that Chicago people wouldn't at least be like two's up to you, bait. So this next clip

yeah is I'm going to go trigger warning content warning for this pretty bigoted about LGBTQ folk. Okay. And further, you know, involve some Alex saying gross shit about crimes against children. So if that upsets you understandable. And so skits get a bit but here is Alex being real shithead. And then I've got clips that I'll get to next hour out of the major richest school district in Rhode Island. And it's made big news and I put it on on X and it went viral. People are saying, wow, you know, the school board says, we're not going to let parents know when their kids are LGBTQP transgender.

Because parents have no authority over their children, everybody gets upset. That's official policy all over the country. They create files on your children elementary. They convince them for prizes and toys to say they're another sex. Then they secretly put them in a file with lawyers and social workers

and prepare for the process by the time They're 10 or 11 if the parents don't agree to take them and put them in a weird government pedophile Halfway house that five Democrat states have passed laws to now take children and under the law in places like Oregon and Washington They don't even tell you where your child went. You think they're kidnapped They don't even tell you where your child went you think they're kidnapped The police come and have a fake interview about where your daughter or son is and they're in a pedophile Police have a fake interview being raped And it turns out in this district in Rhode Island

They got a bunch of cases of the teachers molesting the kids of course they do They're creating pedophile sanctuaries and that sounds so horrible but that's the reality that we have produced this much evil. So the underlying story here is that a school board member in Rhode Island voiced a belief that it may not be good to inform parents if a student comes out at school. Sure. This is a matter of respecting the privacy of the student and respecting the potential safety concerns the student might face at home You have no idea what their living situation might be like you could be endangering them by doing that Yeah, the rest of that what Alex is doing is grotesque

First point you see how the P is just casually added to LGBTQ which is one part hate and one part trolling, right? He really wants to piss people off with that. Yeah, it works Second what you're hearing in that clip has no relation to reality, but that's not important. What is important is tying this nightmare scenario to the real world actions of supporting and protecting LGBTQ youth. In the real world, the only thing that exists

is a school board member saying that it may not be the best idea to notify parents of a student who comes out of school. There are practical reasons, like not knowing if it would be safe to do that and there's a stigma issue where if you do that you're treating their sexuality or gender as if it's a disease, the of a duty to inform about. These are concerns that intersect with creating a world that's safer for LGBTQs, which is the opposite of what Alex wants.

He wants gay bashing to come back. He wants non-heterosexual public displays of affection to be banned. He wants trans people to not be able to exist in public and then if he gets his way, even in private. He wants people who don't conform to traditional gender norms to be treated like shit. Alex wants all this stuff and schools respecting student privacy runs counter to that. So in order to fight back against this thing that's very sensible and understandable, he has to create a ridiculous over the top evil plot that's supposedly

what this secretly is about. It's not about respecting student privacy and safety, it's about grooming the children so they can be kidnapped and held at a pedophile warehouse. In that clip, not only does Alex lay out a disgusting scenario that he can't back up at all, he does a couple of other important things to note. First, he essentially invalidates trans existence by saying that students are given prizes and toys to say they're another sex. Anyone who says that they're trans or non-binary isn't actually, they're just tricked into this by teachers with toys and prizes. If you delegitimize a person's identity like this, you make it acceptable and possibly noble to do anything in your power to free them from that delusion so things like conversion therapy become

totally normal ideas even though they're very dangerous and harm people. Next Alex attacks the idea of the state caring at all about whether or not a parent abuses their LGBTQ child. Let's say you're in a scenario where you have a trans child and you're not accepting of it to the point where you're abusive Maybe it's harsh verbal harassment destroying their property that doesn't align with how you want them to be or even violence Directed toward them when they don't present how you want them to in that scenario that child needs help and the only place That's gonna come from is outside the house Likely the police or child protective services are, you know, those are candidates.

Alex doesn't want that. He wants that child to be forced to live in that state because he believes eventually it will work and they'll come out, quote, normal by his definition. Thus, any interaction with the state that intersects with the parent abusing their LGBTQ child is redefined here as the state wanting to kidnap that child and take them to this warehouse. Right. This stuff is grotesque and hateful and disconnected from reality, but in situations like this, it's important to recognize where the narratives actually connect to reality. Alex isn't saying this stuff for no reason. Like one part of it is just spouting sensational bigot narratives to scare his audience,

but another is to further actual goals. The goals here are de-legitimizing LGBTQ identity as a thing, and working to leave LGBTQ youth with no one to help them if their parents don't accept them. Yep. Those are the touch points where this intersects with the real world. Yeah, and it's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah, it it's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. It, it feels like what would I, what would I say? It feels like they're talking about the underground railroad at this point. If that makes sense. You know what I'm saying? Like when the school, when a school board member says you shouldn't inform your parents, that's like saying, Hey, listen, here's where the stop on the underground railroad is, you know, slave owners aren't going to be happy.

They're going to try and fuck up that stop. So when you tell people exactly what's going on, these people are going to react like that. Well, schools, they have a responsibility to teach. Sure. And that is a process that involves the school and the student. And either party can do not cooperate or get and that's a negative experience. Yep. So when you have a student, let's say, who comes out to a teacher because they feel in a safe environment. If that teacher turns around and tells their parents who maybe are Opposed to their child. Yep being LGBTQ. Mm-hmm You end up in a situation where that students never gonna trust the school ever again. They're going to be disconnected from education

It's going to it's gonna have rippling effects that are incredibly negative. Yeah And yeah, you might wind up like me. So we get off that awful note yep, and come back to reality Good with Alex Jones using a primary source the way only he can. Hmm. But I'm gonna intersperse Like a lot of breaking news and information more mainstream media is being forced to report that the CIA Ran around and threatened but then also paid off journalists during the whole COVID operation. Trump was not aware of this, obviously they were working against them as well,

but it expanded under Biden. Yes, you're up to the CIA. You're aware of it. It's not like the movies, folks. They're a bunch of criminals that are leftist, that go to college to attack this country and they're put in these positions of power. People think of the CIA as like the Green Berets

that actually go out on real missions. That's like 1% of what they do. They undermine, they promote transgenderism, they promote child pornography, they promote devil worship, they promote weakening the country so they can control it. They are the outside force set up in 1947 under the national security system to destroy the nation. And I'm not even saying everybody in that system is bad. It's just like the FBI or any of it, but it's totally weaponized against the people now. How the CIA paid and threatened journalists

to do its work. Big article now, even out of the Daily Beast, the Liberals are reporting on it. Oh shit, that's a- The Liberals are reporting on it. That's some breaking news. Wow. Or, this is an article that was published in the Daily Beast in October 2017.

Years before COVID even exists. I was expecting that. Seems like Alex just kind of skimmed an old headline and decided to write himself a little fun story. It is a fun story. It is a fun story, since it gets to make him seem like a brave, strong boy standing up to the CIA. But it's all shit. All of that stuff is made up about like it expanded under Biden. Trump didn't know about it. All that is stuff that he's made up in his head. And

guess what? This article isn't an article. It's an ad. It's very clearly labeled as a paid post promoting the release of the movie. Jack Reacher never go back. No. No. Yes. No. Dan. Yep. So Alex's primary source is using here is a over six year old ad in The Daily Beast. I can't imagine how someone recognizing how Alex uses primary sources like this could ever retain any faith in his ability to assess information, be a purveyor of information.

It's ridiculous. This is, this is cartoon shit. It is nice to know what you, here's what you've definitively proven because you can never know for sure. You know, knowing things for sure is, is always a dicey proposition. Cause what if it, what if I, while I was sleeping somebody, you know, it could always happen. I'm, I'm not always conscious right you've proven I'm not a Hulk because that would have helped you that would have hooked me for sure yeah for sure I would have been hulked well but it also definitively proves that I don't read any of this shit yeah no that's that's definitely true it's it would be literally impossible to even take a cursory glance at

this Daily Beast article cannot not be like, oh, this is an ad for the Jack Reacher movie. If it says Jack Reacher, it's not real. Yeah. Yeah. Unless it's a no. If Alex wants to talk about like CIA involvement and media stuff and things like that, there are there are sources he can go to. He doesn't need a 2017 ad for a fucking Tom Cruise movie. Ridiculous. Ironic. Ironic. You know, have you seen the Jack Reacher... No. TV series? No.

Have you seen the movies? No. Well, I'll tell you this. It turns out, because I watched the TV series, my wife did, right? Jack Reacher is like a cartoon... he's like a child's version of himself as a hero. I assume, I assume it would be.

I'm the largest. I'm also the, no, no, in the TV show. It's like, I'm the largest guy. I'm also the smartest guy. I'm also the, like there are zero weaknesses, you know, it's like a perfect human being is playing on God mode. And I found out that's how the books are like. And then it was like, wait a second.

Tom Cruise play that guy weird Five foot four. He looks bigger on film. That's true because he's a big personality You see anyway, this is just this is parody levels of mishandling sources. Yeah, no I that again Hulk so fuck that sure don't need news. Nope. Let's go to calls Okay, we get a call speaking of larger than life superheroes. All right. All right. Let's go ahead and go to four in Texas for four. You're on the air. Hey, Alex, I think men need to take the positions

that the women have taken over. We have judges. We have city council women. We have all these positions of power and influence that have been taken over by women. And I'm not saying women are, are not bad. I know all the women are probably going, man, shut up, dude. But you know, I think I'm going man, shut up, dude. And they need to take these positions of power. And I think in, in, in the political sense, I think that if you're gonna take and accept a wage, you should accept the current minimum wage. You should go under mandatory drug testing. All your financials should be disclosed free of charge.

Well, I'll say this, I'll say this. The WF, the New World Order, is putting women in charge to bring down civilization. The type of woman they're choosing has a chip on their shoulder and is totally behind the globalists and will commit any crime you can imagine, because they know epigenetically we

think of a man as committing a crime. Oh. We know that most violent crime is men. Epigenetically? So we are a team. Stop. So yeah, they're putting women in as the spokesperson's and as the functionaries to carry out the tyranny.

There's no doubt of it. I mean, every judge in Travis County, they're elected put in by George Soros all the men and women removed before and and then they just put in a total cult of lunatics chair Right, they should drug test these people Probably pharmaceutical some kind of mood elevators. I don't think there's any choice I mean, I don't think there's any question about that So earlier Alex was yelling about how all the judges are women now and that's just because

he's a misogynist and he's lashing out about how he had a female judge in his case. Yep. This caller Thor has taken on Alex's characterization and decided that women being judges is a problem. They should take these positions back. Shouldn't have that power. But in reality, there are multiple male judges in Travis County. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Alex is just talking about the district civil courts which have all female judges currently. There's so many other courts though like the county courts which both are male judges or the associate courts which have three out of four male judges. Alex is taking his subjective experience and then reporting that to the audience is objective reality in

essence demanding that they take on his problems as the ones we need to fix. It's really manipulative form of projection, and you can hear from Thor that it works. He has no idea what he's talking about, but he's sure that we gotta do something about all these women in the court who are also probably on drugs.

Neither he nor Alex would have any of these grievances if Alex hadn't had a female judge in the Sandy Hook case. Correct. That is what is at issue here. Yes. The issue is I had a female judge and I lost a case and I'm mad about it and I'm putting her womanhood into the part of the equation and turning that into a misogynist conspiracy theory that Thor the Thunder God seems to resonate with pretty highly. Here's my problem with that. That is not at all a sentence that

couldn't be said in like 400 AD in Norway. Like that's legitimately a one to one sentence that could be said in 400 AD in Norway. Counterpoint. Yeah. They didn't have pharmaceuticals back then. I have a question for you. So why bet they did. They took a lot of mushrooms. Why? Good save. Why don't we give judges mood elevators? I feel like we would all be in a better position if our judges were a little bit high and happier than normal. I think if they need them, they should have them. If not, it's not self Medicaid judges. We should keep them all a little bit high and happier than normal. I think if they need them, they should have them. If not, it's not self-medicate. I think we should keep them all a little bit happier

than usual. So Alex gets another call this time from Loki. Just kidding. Oh God, that felt terrible. That's why it's so funny to me. Oh, it felt like you just hurt yourself. Yeah. I just stepped on a break. That was a pretfall. Yeah, that was a pretfall for sure. So this caller brings up Greg Abbott, Governor Abbott, who last episode we heard was a big hero because he was fighting the federal government. Right. Is he a bad guy now? Oh, things have changed anonymous in Texas on Abbott and the border. Go ahead. Thanks for calling. Hi, Alex.

Can you hear me? I can go ahead. Okay. So I wanted to add something that someone is talking about as far as Abbott is concerned. I've heard, you know, you and Michael Yon discuss is he is he wet? Is he not? And I'll tell you why I know he is because I've been getting involved with our elections. And it's all of Abbott's people at the county level who are fighting to keep

the machines in our elections to keep the ballot not marked sequentially numbered. And I've met these people and I've seen them face to face. They are evil and they're trying to steal our rights vote away from us. And they're their Abbott people and they are the ones who were behind the Contacts and think the impeachment. Yep. Well, it does look like Greg Abbott is definitely playing both sides but I'm not here yet and our reporters are down there now and he's got a little bit of the bar bar and he's got a little bit of the fight with the feds.

He's got a bunch of states involved, but they're still in other areas of the Nigglepass processing the illegals and handing over the feds. So that's what I'm hearing from locals as well. So, so yeah, Alex is a little bit more wishy washy on Abbott now because the confrontation he was hoping for hasn't happened. It was super exciting and caught fire as a possible inflection point to the point where Alex was advocating breaking up the United States but it went days and nothing happened. The feds didn't charge in, the convoy looks like a dud, the momentum that was propping up the positive feelings about Abbott has dissipated and now we're back with Abbott being the bad guy

or at least playing both sides and mind you That's playing both sides where one side is the literal devil. Yeah, you don't play both sides here No, you play both sides with the literal devil. God is cool with it God's like a man if you play both sides with the literal devil, you're on the side You're only on your fucking with the other side only on the side of the devil only possibility I Do still think that the situation that we have has all the potentials for escalation. Sure. Things, you know, there are a lot of, there's a lot of elements to the situation with the border

and particularly Eagle Pass that have a concern. Yeah. The just the dynamic between the state guard and the federal government, I think is problematic. Yeah. In a mess. Yeah. The fact that there is still antagonism towards like people coming down to the border, whether it's this convoy or not. Sure. There are a lot of heated elements that lend themselves to be exploitable by folks. Yeah. I think that the sense that you get is that Alex thought and sensed that this was like just prime. And it might be not as prime for him. Maybe it's not as exploitable because things got so hot for a minute and then cooled down. And that's not the trajectory he needed it to go. He needed an escalation. Well, I mean, it's kind of a self created

issue for them for the right, you know, is that they've only rewarded grifters, which means that they have no leaders, you know, they have no actual leaders. So everybody, you know, like Trump or Alex or everybody, is always complaining about things and looking for somebody else to do something about it. And then- And then the grift does not preclude you from being a leader.

No, it doesn't, but they don't have any leaders. I think that some of them are in prison. For January 6th. Sure, sure, but I mean, that's kind of the issue there. It's like the people that they want to, you know, like if you're trying to run a fascist dictatorship and you want your guy to run it, then this kind of seems like a great time for Trump to be like, let's go do this shit and take over the country. That's a leader move, you

know, true, instead of being like, we'll see how this turns out. And then Greg Abbott's like, we'll see how this turns out. I don't want it, or all the governors, like I don't want to piss people off, but I also don't want to do anything. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah.

What I find more interesting in this though is just the shifting of good and bad. Like on the last episode, Alex was like, who can say what lies in the heart of Greg Abbott right I don't know the man right and then here is this caller being like he's doing all this bad shit on the county level and that leads Alex to this but here's a new clip of him being asked about the W.E.F. and he won't even denounce it when he knows it's been one of the hottest topics for years even on Fox News. This is pretty damn government and grooming political leaders. Now, you know, he's for the great reset, but before it again in 2030, he's for globalization. Do you denounce the world economic norm

of the great reset? I'm not a global, I'm a Texas person, an American person. But do you denounce the great reset? I promote Texas in America. There you go. Alright, we'll not denounce them. Oh, it's damning. Gotta denounce Clashwab. So this is essentially a loyalty test for lunatics?

Yep. The great guy, but seriously sucks. But he appears at least he's not a part of the conspiracy bullshit world. Cause he would have no problem if he's saying that if he was. Yeah. Like nonsense fears about Clashwab have been the hottest topic in that ecosystem. But for normal humans, this kind of just comes off as unhinged.

Yeah. No idea what you're down to. To judge the world economic. What? I will, I mean. I'm focused on Texas issues. It does, it does feel like either he has no idea what the person's talking about,

but it seems like he would know. He would at least know. Yeah. You know, he would at least know what was going on. But like that idea of like, well, listen listen I'm this guy as opposed to just throwing off a toss top yeah sure fuck it I'll denounce him like I don't understand why you wouldn't do that in this day and age there's no there's no downside to just being like yeah fuck it denounce I think because Greg Abbott for whatever on some measure takes himself seriously.

And that's not a serious thing to do to now take the World Economic Forum because of paranoid ass conspiracy theories about the great reset. That's not a serious person move. I would argue I would argue strongly based upon recent evidence being the governor of Texas is not a serious person thing to do. Look, we had Rick Perry. George W. So fine. This whole episode looming in the background is the fact that Elon Musk has put a neural link into somebody. Right? Right. Right. Right. There's, there's, well, I mean, they said he did. So there's the promise of discussing this. Sure.

And it seems to keep getting sidetracked. Well, and so here he was finally like, I'm going to get to it at the, you know, this, when I come back from this break, I'm going to get to it and he gets back from break. And would you be surprised to learn he doesn't talk about that's shocking. All right. Later in the hour, I'll the Elon musk and narrow link in the big development stare but i promise to go to your calls and erase through your calls here in a moment but

we have great i t people in great i t companies despite all the hack attacks and all the brute force attacks and all the denial of service attacks and all the infiltration operations. We don't make a big deal about it because we're warriors. We're in the fight. We're here every day. It's our job to just stay on air and cover the issues and not get distracted. It has been years since I had the IT companies we use come to me and say, you need to talk about this on air. IT companies. So if you can try to go to infowars.com

you may see a quick security screen that comes up says scanning to make sure you're not a bot before you get in. Scanning. As of this morning in the last 24 hours over a billion bots, not, not, not connections, bots. One bot might be sending a million people at us. So we've had tens of billions of not hundreds of billions not connections, bots. One bot might be sending a million people at us. So we've had tens of billions of not hundreds of billions,

billions of bots attack us. And we have some big companies that work with us. We don't promote who they are, so I'm gonna attack. They said this morning, this is the biggest brute force attack they've ever seen, not just against their companies, but they've read about. They said, listen, this was a multi-million dollar payment to do this. Wow, this is pretty serious.

This is a big deal. Okay. Right. Wait, why? Hmm? To take down Alex's tape?? Like it's held together by duct tape. Yeah, you need you need a couple of thousand people to click at the same time and that like cybersecurity person. He's like, I'm not saying the name of the firm to protect

them. It's not why it's because it's your neighbor. Yeah, it's absurd. Yeah. Um, absurd. It's a good way to not talk about the subject you were going to talk about is to get lost in the weeds, rambling about how under attack you are the biggest ever. They paid millions of dollars to do a bot attack on me. I think what's funny about the, I'm so important. Oh, it's funny about the Neural Lake thing. Right. Is that there's no win for Alex. Right. Cause the easiest argument against the Neuro leak thing, the easiest argument for like, don't worry about it is nothing that he likes works. It's all shit. It's all garbage trash. So don't worry about it.

But that question is exactly the geniusness. You shouldn't have made him a genius. Yeah. The problem. Well, Alex does eventually get to this way later and I don't have any clips of it because I didn't even really care. But it was basically just like, hey, I don't want to have to get a chip, but you know, like, uh... Oh my God.

The Wright brothers invented flying, and then we have bombs. Good and bad! Oh my God. Yeah, he punts until the fourth hour. That is unreal. And then I think it's to a wishy-washy answer. Unreal. Yeah, it's very until the fourth hour that is to a wishy-washy answer

Real it's very unsatisfying. Okay, but you know since he's gotten off on this track of how he's so under attack He has to use to puff out his chest a little bit and people That work for the system think that I'm a coward like them that sure when I step up to the plate and I get hit hard That I think oh my god, I better not go this direction. And listen, I'm not the type of guy around, but I am pigheaded like Trump. And when somebody gets in my face and attacks me, I can't help it.

I remember growing up in Dallas, man, and it might have been a 250 pound badass started a fight with me and I couldn't run. I couldn't back down. I wanna apologize to Joe Barney now and at first they'd start beating the living hell out of me but I'd black out and they'd be going home in the ambulance almost every time one time I took on five guys they broke my leg but the point is is that I won my name is for a mirror

Level that what I'm doing on the show is I am blacked out folks. Yep. Sure I'll use the analogy of Star Wars episode four where Luke Skywalker is running the trans I'll be also been killed and the force tells him turn off your computer hit that target yourself and that's called blacking out folks I am literally have not computers turned off nobody's telling me what to do with the Holy Spirit I am in the trench they're blowing up our ships all around us and it's all about Jesus right now and I'm going in against that reactor shaft and I'm gonna fire that torpedo so I do think that there's something to say for what Alex is calling blacking out on air. Sure. I think he's basically on autopilot. That's definitely the

case. And it's not an engagement with any sources and just making shit up as he goes along really illustrates how true that is. Yeah. But to his point about being pigheaded about challenges, I would suggest that he's not as someone who's produced a show about him for almost 900 episodes and someone who's in the deposition room with him in Texas and as someone who's produced a show about him for almost 900 episodes and someone who's in the deposition room with him in Texas and is someone whose lawyer has directly complained about, I think that Alex doesn't rise to the occasion of challenges at all. He's very happy to posture and rise to challenges when he thinks he can brute force his way through them, whether that means

using actual violence or it means he can yell over someone in a chaotic debate setting. But he's not actually able to rise to any challenge that involves information or his brain. Anytime he's in a situation like that, he folds or tries to turn it into a physical confrontation. When he was in that deposition setting, he tried to play dumb about everything, and when he got bothered, he tried to pick fights with the lawyers. When he was forced to participate in his damages trials, he tried to turn them into a fight to the extent he could, then he retreated outside the courtroom to do a little performance for the few media figures who were there who were outnumbered by his armed security.

That's why when he went on Peer's Morgan Show turned into a fight. That's why when he tried to turn into that interview with Andrew Neal on the BBC into a fight. He knows how to handle himself in that territory and he knows that everywhere else he's useless. So you're gonna rise to challenges, you're just just, yeah, let's stuff. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I would bet he doesn't know how to handle himself in a fight either. I have no evidence that he doesn't and he seems violent. So I would assume, yeah, who knows. I'm sure he doesn't have great technique. That's what you're saying. Like I'm sure it's a lot of

flailing. No, I mean I'm I have I've strongly doubt He's been in many if any fights at all He's just got that type of like as long as you're big enough people don't fight you. That's that kind of simple thing Yeah, that may be I think it would be funny if if it did turn out that he's like all puffed out And then you just give a little pop on the nose and I He would cry and call his mom like I'm like a shark that way. So Alex kills just he's just killing time. Sure. He doesn't want to talk about anything.

My work needs is doing what God says. And I love being persecuted. I love being attacked because it means I'm over the target. And again, both my grandfathers in the World War II, they never talked about what happened in World War II till after they died. We got to dig into their stuff and see it. And my mom's dad was only on a few missions.

Thank God he already got killed as a fighter pilot in World War II. And crash landed and broke a bunch of bones and he was out of the war. But the other one did more missions than he was told to do. Out of North Africa and then the whole thing. And then was there for four years in Germany. How do you do more than you told to do out of North Africa. They do more than you're told to do. And then was there for four years in Germany. How do you do more than you're told to do? And he told my dad a little bit about we died. We got all his documents, all his medals, and all his stuff.

And man, the letters about we see the flag. We're going into it. Those are the targets. We're going to hit it. You know, Billy, best buddy just dies. Plane just blew up. And man, there is something about that like we're going in From the attacks we're flying or Billy

Because we got something to deliver and God said deliver it and I'm going to deliver more payloads The reason I volunteered for more missions is we have slayed the enemy. We have destroyed them. We have wrecked them. God has given us nothing but victory. And the idea now, when I've been given nothing but victory, that I won't continue the missions and I won't continue hammering them, but I can't do it without you. God's given me the intellect and God's given me the will and God's given me the capacity to do this, but I can't do it without you. And I sit here and think about

all the heavy subjects and I'm up here begging, oh, buy my t-shirt, oh, please buy my supplement, please get my water filter, but I don't want to be doing that. You need all this stuff. It's all excellent. Okay. All right Yeah, I mean you kind of knew that's where all this was going sure sure sure I'm just saying like I had hoped I hadn't hoped But it was possible that I was kidnapped in my sleep and then given a Hulk serum of some sort sure or a gamma Radiation right like that and then I would have hulked out again at that, at that clip. So you're really more and more comfortable with non hulking this. That was, I'm, I'm accepting, you know, I'm, I passed the bargaining stage.

I do think that the audience could maybe hear your head shaking disapproval as that went the direction it went. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I think this is probably why the hack attack, you know, this is creating the sense of agreement and victim hood and persecution, which you then transition into all this billions of hundreds of billions. Right. You take that use it as fuel launch into this hyper passionate appeal for I need you. But we get off that subject of Alex needing support JK I'll use the analogy. It's like we go to Las Vegas last 29 years on air and we put a quarter A billion dollar machine. We want a thousand dollars. We go play blackjack and we spent a thousand dollars. We make a hundred thousand We go to the roulette wheel. We make a million. We've never even lose you lose a lot get tortured

I get attacked I get a lot about I get physically attacked people come to my house I don't even get into that what that's like for my family but as long as apologies people I've been yeah courage and trust in God like Job did we have for every attack for every little slap I get is a dagger in the enemy for every time they fought me in the face is a fist right in their nose for every time they break my leg, they get destroyed. One of their whole cities gets vaporized. Using that as an analogy. We are devastating them.

This operation is a devastating. I don't even know how that... The enemy fears it. They hate it. They hate the spirit of it. They know it's real. True. It's everything they hate.

So empower me. Energize me. Pray for me. Buy the products. get off the fence God's watching Plus the great products Sorry the callers I've been ranting for 25 minutes Man I feel like if you can hear that and not realize you're being prayed on, there's no hope. Like that's such, that's such predator shit, man.

That like God's watching, but the products are great. Like that kind of, he is exploiting this religious shit so hard. You know, when Jesus tossed up those money changers, and you've read about it the first time and the pastor's trying to explain how like Yeah, this Jesus seems pretty pissed off like the other Jesus seems pretty nice He's like all forgiving and shit But this Jesus seems pretty pissed off and the pastor can go either one of two ways You can go the American way and be like yeah, but that's just because it was in a church

religions great and also we do that in the church now or He can do What Jesus did, which is like, yeah man, if you put, pray for me next to buy my shit. It just sounds bad. It does. It just sounds so bad. It really does. It just sounds bad.

And I think, you know, this ticket outside of the biblical aspect, when you add in this fucking overwrought theatricality, like it's just so manipulative. And I, my heart goes out honestly to anybody who can hear that and not be like, I am being targeted by this. This is, this is somebody who's trying to fuck with me. I mean, it like it literally puts me on like London streets in like 1650 with like a guy who's pretending to be an injured beggar, like coming up and taking advantage of strangers. Like

it is, it is so much that on such a large scale. Yeah, of like, you're just begging in a weird way. It's industrialized fraud. Yes, yeah, that's a great way of putting it. So he goes back to calls after having done this shameful pageant and this color is weird. Baldi in Florida, you're on the air, welcome. Okay, so when we talk about a pending war in Iran, I think we should remind each other that this is Obama's war. He funded a Reagan-Slean fight with $1.7 billion and who knows what else that's been handed over to them.

So if a nuke does go off in this country or three nukes, three, you know, Obama did that. Rule of threes. Explain that because I 100% agree with you. I don't know what you're talking about, but I love it. Supposedly she's not going. But within the Sunni that's the majority group, there's the Muslim brotherhood that the main Sunni Saudi Arabians don't like.

So you got the Saudi Arabians, you got the Iranians, and then you've got the Muslim brotherhood and Obama is with the Muslim brotherhood. What? Yeah. Obama is with the Muslim Brotherhood. Yeah. Don't you remember? No, I remember that. Yeah. I didn't realize I like still thought. Yeah. Sure. Why not? When did it? When did he leave? I just thought there was something you would have abandoned by now. I like that that I like that that's one of the story elements that somehow stuck together. Yeah. It's not it's not a regular thing I hear come up, but I guess. I mean, until.

Because you know why you don't bring this up? Because this calls to mind Larry Nichols' dumb shit in 2015 about how if Obama's gonna secretly stay in office and turn the US into a Muslim caliphate, all this nonsense. Like these conspiracies are a part of that lineage You're supposed to have left that behind eyes part of the Muslim Brotherhood sure that's it But that's always good. You can always listen. You can always say that Obama is a Muslim because

That's what they do. Yeah, I guess so So we have another caller. Okay, this this person their first volley. This is their second question Okay, first one was hey me and. This is their second question. Okay. The first one was, Hey, me and my family were packing it up. We're leaving LA. We're leaving California. Time to go. Where do we go? Sure. We have resources. We're lucky. Sure. Where do we go? Canada. And Alex is like, what can you do? I don't know your skills. And eventually, he asks for skills. Well, he does for me. Alex is like I don't know. Okay. I don't know if you can skin a buck and run a trot line. He doesn't say that

but he was. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. So eventually he gets around to you should go to a small southern Christian city. Wow. That's where he tells them to go. Great. So then this guy has a rejoinder. A second question. Okay. i just i just found out about the jesuit we're still new to all of this new information and we've noticed that the during roosevelt they were able to suspend the constitution and he actually had four terms is the constitution currently suspended if it is how do we unsuspend it yes i mean that gets all into legalese. I'm sorry? Or the unstoppable force, but... They declare a new emergency every year, and we're operating under emergency rules since World War II.

What? And the Jesuits of the Society of Jesus, they're one of the biggest leftist, newer order groups the Pugs of January. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the Jesuits. It's the Jesuits. Every institution's been taken over.

The Genociding Jesuits. The Jesuits were supposedly set up by Loyola, this defender of the Catholic Church, but it became really the thing to take it over. It's like a coup within the Catholic Church. Sure. And so, but tying that into the other stuff you were talking about, I mean, it's all, I wouldn't say the Jesuits run it. It's there's evil groups all over the place that the globalists control control the globalists are controlled by Satan Amen wait, so are the Jesuits? What controlled by Satan through the globalists? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Is there part of the globalists, right? Okay, it's controlling everything. I'm fine

Right. Okay. I'm sorry. It's controlling everything. All right. I'm fine. Got it. You know, how does the Constitution get suspended? It got suspended. I think this guy just does not understand that until FDR, we didn't have it as a rule. You couldn't do more than two terms. It was you could. You it wasn't a rule back then. It wasn't that we had suspended the Constitution. It's like how the Bill of Rights Rights it's not part of the Constitution.

Just like the 13th Amendment is like it wasn't at the beginning. Well, it's totally cool. No. Oh, okay. Never mind. The Constitution was suspended. Since World War Two, there's been no Constitution. You know what?

It's what the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was ending World War, World War Two and suspending the Constitution. You know what? It's what the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was ending World War II and suspending the Constitution. What is that? Like why do you care about the Constitution then? It's not in effect for so long. Well, shouldn't your primary issue wait a second? Yeah. I guess this could explain some things. That what comes to mind is in 2009, Alex was really obsessed with trying to reaffirm the 10th Amendment. I do remember that, yeah.

I don't think, this is a stretch. Sure. But it makes me think of like maybe he was doing that because he thinks the Constitution is suspended since World War II. And so he's trying, but then why would it just be the 10th? I can't imagine if if I have had to pay attention to all of these fucking Supreme Court goddamn cases doesn't matter and they didn't even matter I'm gonna be furious right it will make me so

angry and that means that someone under 35 can be president. That is true. Mm-hmm. Yeah All bets are off since World War two. Well, that also means that like people who weren't born here could be president Sure, so that means that this run Country does not exist. Oh shit So we got one last call here to listen to in this guy I would describe as a creep and I think Alex is maybe taking a sandwich break Okay, all right Bert in femur region nine. I guess that's on the West Coast go ahead A coup is coming. Ah, and they're gonna kill Biden

Okay, and the trigger event for all of this will be a nuclear 9-11 false flag event Sure, and after that is when the wars begin. Are you a robot? But it won't be World War III. You're a robot. Can I skip to the election? No. Trump will not be assassinated, but he will be disqualified at the last minute. Shall I tell you how? How? It will be done on term limits. He's already been elected twice. And assume- That's your plan?

That they lawsuit decides that there was election fraud. And he decided that he won two terms. Sure. That we did not fulfill his second term. I like it. But it won't matter. Because there won't be an election Okay

That's nuclear 9-eleven dot-com in a one-hour video. Oh my god going World War three fucking great is that the threat of World War three didn't see this part covered more important than Then such a war Because against the sure I mean a world war doesn't mean nuclear a world war means it's it's in a whole bunch of different regions I think we're already in the Global war, but I appreciate your call great Great points. Great points. Great points. What points? Ridiculous points. Fucking point. It's just a commercial for this guy. Self made documentary. Yeah. His little paranoia conspiracy video about nuclear 9 11. If you are up, it's going to be term limited. If you are that guy

though, calling at the exact moment Alex wanted to take a bite of a sandwich is about as good as it gets for that right can't get lucky yeah that's free air time yeah yeah because otherwise I think Alex probably would have cut in on that totally people have to pay for that shit because this this just weird river like it doesn't sound like a bot. Yeah, it sounds like a robot. It sounds like a recording of a commercial that this person wanted to run for his little video. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I sounds almost like a Joe Frank character. If you've ever listened to Joe Frank, I would recommend it. It's some crazy radio. Leaving Frank aside. Sure. Let me be Frank. Yeah.

I think that this guy has a great angle. I like it. Trump term limit angle. I think that is so funny. That's different than the conspiracy theories that you hear. And that's a little bit refreshing. I love the idea of somebody trying to pull it off too. That would be the greatest of swings.

But here's what's also great about this. It gives a built in reason to never prove your conspiracy. Yep. Cause as soon as we prove that that election was stolen and Trump was rightly elected, you can't get reelected again. You can't get reelected. You have to never prove that. God. How fucking funny would that be? It just does not get funnier than it. Like, Oh, we were gonna inaugurate like any come the ruling comes down on January 3rd or whatever. No it's at the inauguration at the inauguration. Somebody comes running in. Stop the press. Yeah. Yeah. Waving a piece of paper. This Supreme Court is just ruled. Oh wait. it doesn't matter. There's no constitution. Shit. Oh God.

God, what a load of shit. That would be such a part of America. It would. Yeah. And that's the fantasy world that they live in. But instead of it being a farce and this nonsensical stuff, it's also scary and there's going to be a nuclear 9-11. Yep.

They live in that fear instead of the goofy nonsense that their world implies. Yeah. But that's probably because that goofy nonsense doesn't sell. It is, it is so much like I understand that you're scared because in your narrative and your myopic view, you're under threat. But if you would just pull back a little bit and see the rest of the frame, you'll see people are throwing pies everywhere.

There's just pies going left and right. Everybody's shooting water out of flowers. It's ridiculous. Right. People are defying physics with their cartoonishness. Yes, absolutely. It's like space jam. You have walked off of the cliff. And as long as you do not look down, you will make it to the other side.

Yeah, you're guaranteed safety. Yep. So we come to the end of this and I think the the heat, heat a little off on the border could be fine. Yeah. No mention of Ebola. That whole thing is a ball moved on. That also tends to work into my theory that that might have been some sort of spawn con. Yeah. I'm not sure that it is and I don't know how any of that stuff works. Sure. But it is not even a piece that Alex brings up here. So that's

I mean, it should be the most important thing ever if there's another Ebola another Ebola another pandemic. Come on that nothing gets bigger than that. Right. Sure. It feeds into all this stuff. Yeah. I don't know. This this this episode seemed weird. But that ad stuff did seem fairly desperate. Yeah. So that leads me to believe that maybe he's hurting. I got blindsided by I got blindsided by the dragon again. Sure. So that's always you'd never expect a dragon just because you don't you really don't especially not in 2024. It just feels like that should not exist in the in the time

present in the yeah. It's one of It might be his longest running bit Yeah, you're right. He really could be chew on that and and while you do Yep, it's NilesTry.com. Yep, yep. We're all on Twitter. No, we're not. It's right. Oh, that's right. You fucked it up.

I did fuck it up. Yeah, I'm never doing that again. Anyway, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. Fuck. I got nothing.

I got nothing. I got nothing. My mind's blanks. It's just blank. Just blank. I just hear Alex yelling about ads in my brain. Ah, what do I do, Jordan? There will be a nuclear 9-11. And then...

You're on your... Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo! And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Chanzas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.