Knowledge Fight - #916: The Total Eclipse

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan take a look at an interview one of Alex's long time employees did about his thoughts about the coming eclipse.  

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Just a regular old eclipse? Yeah. Yeah. A cool event is happening in the moon is coming in between the earth and the sun. It's pretty fun. Yeah. It's pretty fucking fun. It's fun.

And I'm sick and tired of having to engage with it and deal with it with a bunch of weirdness. In any other way that just... This is fun. So I wanted to take this moment in the bright spot to say, hey, there's an eclipse going on that's pretty neat. It's just neat. It's pretty neat. It's just neat.

Did you have an eclipse when you were in like elementary school? Yeah, there was one, I think it was in 91, I believe, when I was in Hawaii. There was one that did not hit the continental United States. Oh, so you got a special one. I got a little special eclipse. Yeah, I just remember being terrified of looking at it without the glasses. Right! As they really drove into your head like, you will go blind immediately. I hate, I hate people so much

for making me terrified of it and then the president does it and then I have to feel like it's okay to make fun of him but also also they all lied to me You can look right at that shit. Well, I saw the president do it Didn't he put his hand out like it make a little visor or something? Yeah, see that I don't know you can't trust people Well, I mean better safe than sorry, of course It's never good to look at the Sun you would have think that it should be obvious I'm sure there have been other you know either obvious. I'm sure there have been other you know either total or semi eclipses but that's the one that really sticks out sticks out to me. Yeah. Maybe it's because I remember them like being a don't look at it. Yeah yeah yeah. How long

was it? Did you have a good long one or was it like... I think it's still going on. Oh shit! Yeah. Where in Hawaii? Can we get there? Honolulu is dark. Can we cross over into the better dimension there? Um, no, I don't remember exactly how long it was but you know, they're never that long. No, I mean, well, yeah You remember the one that was 20 minutes defying all loss of space and time what about what about you? Uh mine is I had the pleasure of Mine is I had the pleasure of Wandering around and saw I don't know if it's the most recent one or if it just dropped but I hadn't seen it Kyle Canane special. Oh, yeah, it's a tweet about that. Yeah. Yeah a

dirt nap So fucking good. Yeah, he's still got it. You know what? Here's what's great about him Uh, so fucking good. Yeah, still got it. You know what, here's what's great about him. And this is only true of, I think him and a couple other people since we've been doing this. He is, you could say some specials are funny or not funny or all that stuff. What you watch though is just he has mastered what he does.

Just like a man who's in complete mastery of a thing. It's so enjoyable to watch just on a pure, like half of the time it's like I'm not even thinking about the comedy part of my brain being like, oh, this joke functions or this, and it's just like, man, this guy's good at standing and talking. Yeah. Wow. And he's from Chicago.

Yeah, come on, what are you not gonna like a guy from Chicago? We get to be like, he came up at the same, he was at Schumann's. He did the stuff. Yep. What are you not gonna like a guy to be like? He did this stuff yep nights with the things yeah, I'll have to check that out. Yeah, it's really really funny That's great. It's just great always good to hear Someone's still doing hasn't lost his mind. They already didn't say anything about how he hates people no cancel culture Here's why canceling is bad. Nope didn't do it so Jordan today. We have an episode to go over and this is going to run somewhat counter to my bright spot, but Okay, I think I think I think it's it's almost one led to the other in a roundabout way.

That is very possible. The frustration of trying to prepare this episode might have led to my bright spot. But we're down to business on exactly what's going on, but first let's say hello to some new wonks. That's a great idea. So first, this is Aaron sending best regards to his former colleagues, the Paizo Publishing Warehouse Goblins. Whoever is still working there, make sure you take a break, stretch your back, and

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You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. And we have a technocrat in the mix Jordan. So thank you so much to RIP to Twila the beloved cat. You will be in our hearts forever. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat I'm a policy wonk four stars go home to your mother. Tell her you're brilliant. Someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop Daddy shark. Um, um, um, um, Jar Jar Binks has a caribbean black action He's a loser little little kitty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. So Jordan, like I said, we're talking clips talking to clips. Here's the here's the fucking situation. Yeah, we did not have

a Friday episode last week. And the reason is because Alex was out of studio all last week and Owen was hosting and nah. So I was like poking around trying to find something else trying to you know hey what could we cover? Boo boo boo boo boo. And then you know came to Thursday and we had you know no Alex to cover. Yeah. Nothing. So no Friday episode. Right. But I was thinking Alex will probably be back on Friday. You think? Yeah. Right. I mean he's been gone probably back on Friday. Right. So Friday comes along. Not mean, he's been gone probably back on Friday. Right. So Friday comes along.

Not back. No, we got to record on Sunday. That's when we were our Monday episode. It's happening now. Right. So Alex is gone on Friday. I'm like, they'll probably be there. Do a special thing on Saturday.

Sure. Nope. So I'm like, all right. It's the eclipse on Monday. Yeah. Got to tuck eclipse. Right. So I started poking around. Listen to a little project. Camelot. Sure. on Monday. Yeah. Got to talk Eclipse. Right.

So I started poking around. Listened to a little Project Camelot. Sure. Dead end. Nothing good. Not going to cover that. Nothing good there. So I was like, what can I do?

What can I do? 2017 there was an Eclipse, but we were doing the show then. No, we weren't. What? Were we? Yeah, we started at the beginning of 2017. That's right. That's right.

No, when was that? That was in the summer though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we, was in the summer though? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we you know that last eclipse Yeah, that not far enough back random eclipse day. I didn't know nah, so I was thinking What's the most important eclipse that has ever happened? Oh the one that? Jesus did to call down the fire on the the Nazis arguable. Okay, the other one I thought of uh-huh was in the first episode of heroes

An eclipse signifies when all these people discovered their powers all right And that happened universe okay on October 1st 2006. What about our universe? Well that what we're gonna talk about well Here's the thing the episode on October 1st 2006 the in in universe date of the eclipse sucked Yeah, not covering that so in our universe the show premiered. I think on September 25th 2006 okay that episode sucks too damn it so anyway I went down a lot of dead end I could see you and now here's what's interesting In many ways it seems like these are promising leads But it also in the same time this is throwing darts at an infinite dartboard. Yeah, they're conceptually interesting. Yeah

To go down and then it's blah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I got to you know wait and see if something happened on Saturday See if Alex put out a show he doesn't so I watched Mike Adams He had a little thing about the eclipse. So I watched Mike Adams, he did a little thing about the eclipse. Jesus, you watched Mike Adams for the show. Yeah. Everybody should be far more grateful to you. The great health ranger, he did some stuff about the eclipse, but I found it kind of like,

thankfully, what I landed on is last minute posting on Band.video. Oh God. There was an interview with someone talking to John Bowne. Okay. John Bowne. Special report extraordinaire. Yes.

We usually get to see him in heavily edited special reports that Alex plays in that no man's land when most of the radio stations are playing their own station identification and what have you. Interview with him about the eclipse. Wait, him on the eclipse? Yes. Someone interviewing John Bowne.

A person who has special knowledge about the eclipse? He has some thoughts, I'll tell you that much. But does he have any experience with, like any education about this? Who amongst us has any education? You know what you've you've brought such a good point into our lives, so this is a Christy Lee is the name of the person doing the interview. She's someone who has appeared on infowars a bit I think she's hosted the forced for fourth hour some has a channel on band.video. Okay, and

This this was the closest to press time alert about what's gonna happen with the eclipse. And so I figured, let's see. It's gotta be the most accurate. They have the most information. Right, right, right. There is up to date as they can possibly be. As possible. As possible, yes. And so we're gonna find out what may happen. All right today. I like it. So here we jump in with Christy introducing John Bowne, okay and setting the table Multiple locations in the u.s. Have declared a state of emergency ahead of the solar eclipse

We got West Virginia, Arkansas Colleen, Texas, Ohio Charleston, West Jackson County. Adding to the list is the Niagara region and Ontario, Canada. All of these regions are urging people to stock up on supplies and issuing emergency power plans. I think our next guest might have some insight on that. John Bowne is a multi-platform journalist and musician striving for liberty and freedom for all with

his peerless reports that shatter the propaganda of the New World Order. So thank you so much for being here. John Bowne. Hey, thanks for having me. I would love to hear that music. What's he play? Sex. He does not play sex.

He's sex man. He does not. I don't know what he plays. Okay. I was going to say, if he does, that would be fucking wild. Yeah. Get an Infowars Jam band together. You got John Bound, you got Buckley. Alright.

Alex on vocals. I don't know why this is important to me, but it does feel important. You cannot be on the far right and a good saxophonist. You think it requires too much? There's something about the hips needing to move with a solid like, that you can't be on the far right. There's too much artistry to it. Something, I wouldn't say artistry, I'd say raw, raw sexuality. Okay. I would say that you can't be a saxophonist, a talented and quality saxophonist without exuding raw sexuality in your duets. Do you

think that the saxophone has the rawest sexuality of any instrument that's a good question certainly you would probably put it higher than like a tuba I mean sure the tuba is notoriously unsexy could you make instrumentation goes I mean a sousaphone can be a one man sex claret seems pretty sexy at times. Clarinet's very good. The oboe? The oboe. Woodwinds over brass. The violin, however, is probably maybe the sexiest.

If you can really fucking wail on a violin, you've got it made. I mean, Vanquish the Devil? Absolutely. At least in one song. Exactly. It's the most powerful of all instruments. So, Christie just had a sloppily compiled list of places there that Absolutely! At least in one song. Exactly! There's the most powerful of all instruments. Yeah. So, Kristi just had a sloppily compiled list of places there that have emergencies. West Virginia twice.

So, just off the top, Kristi listed West Virginia, and if she'd done any preparation past gathering headlines that appear to work for her purposes, she would know that Governor Jim Justice declared an emergency in Fayette, Kanawa, Lincoln, and Nicholas Counties, quote, after severe thunderstorms caused flooding, downed trees, power outages, and road blockages, according to the local news outlet WTRF. This has nothing to do with the eclipse, but the name of the game for these people is to hype up the idea that there's a huge government overreach happening because the more they exaggerate that, the more they're able to get away with speculating ridiculous reasons

that the government would ever, why would ever do such a thing. Continuing with her list, the next place is Arkansas and that was a declaration made by Trump's former press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders so it seems weird that she would be doing her part to help pull off a globalist plot. In her declaration she was clear that it was because wildly increased traffic to the area was likely to cause a quote, backlog of deliveries by commercial vehicles transporting essential items. All she did is release $100,000 from the response and recovery fund of the state in order to ease delivery strain that's going to come from that increased traffic. The same is true for Killeen, Texas. They expect that the population of the town could triple for the day and that the strain that that causes on resources is something that the city government has a responsibility to prepare for and be able

to respond to any possible outcome. The state of Ohio didn't declare an emergency about the eclipse, but recently Governor Mike DeWine did declare one because of severe storms that hit 11 counties. The Ohio Emergency Operations Center is open and on standby, but that's not the same thing as declaring an emergency. As for Niagara Falls, they're expected to be over a million people showing up to view the eclipse there, so some of the dynamics exist there as they do at other locales that were listed.

That one's in Canada too, so I'm not going to just preemptively not give Kristi any points for that one. This is a fun list of places, but that's kind of all it is. When you look at what's actually happening and what these local governments are doing, they have good reason for their actions. Crafting these conspiracy theories relies on pretending that there isn't a good reason for someone to do something, which is why they always fall back on shit like, it's just a shadow from the moon, why are they responding so severely? It's not just a shadow from the moon, it's an influx of hundreds of thousands of people in communities that aren't accustomed to or prepared to handle that level of crowd

or traffic. Folks like Kristy and John ignore this dynamic because it severely undercuts their ability to play fun games with their imagination, which is really what this is about. Fun imagination games. So here's the problem, right? So what you want is you want the government to be able to be like, okay, this is not an emergency per se, but this is what we got to do. And really what we're talking about is budget issues.

All of your national emergency crap is about the comptroller problems, right? So you can't just solve that by being like, it's not an emergency because if the government says it's not an emergency, well if the government says it's not an emergency, well, now we're double fucked, right? So what you do, here's my pitch, you create 10 million different forms of emergency. Make so many different types of emergency that whenever somebody like Alex is like,

oh, they're declaring an emergency, your response is, which fucking one this time? See, but here's the problem then there's gonna be an actual bureaucracy and then we're right now because you're just introducing so much red tape that's the idea you can't get mad at the red tape it's always suspicious that's what i'm saying get them more mad at the red tape than at the emergency yeah that may be i i mean i i just think that there's such a reason why resources would need to be readied for these areas,

that none of these things seem suspicious in the least, unless you want them to be, and these people really want them to be. Yeah, yeah, it has to be, because you have to be like, no, it's gotta be something, it's gotta be something! Because if you just allow it to be a budget issue, then it could always be a budget issue. Yeah, a budget issue or just a very understandable logistics issue.

Totally. Yeah. Yep. So, Bowne, on the other hand, What's he got to say? He believes that there's some biblical stuff. I love it. At play. Great. I love it. I play.

Great. We have this eclipse coming up next week. And I loved your breakdown of it, especially starting with the biblical connections. Did you, I'm gonna encourage everybody to watch the report, but maybe break down some of the biblical connections when it comes to this eclipse. Yeah, when I first started looking into it,

it just blew me away There's so many angles to this and it's not only biblical. It's it now the more I've looked into it It goes into Hinduism, you know goes into Egyptian Mythology it goes it sure. It's the solar eclipse. So it's a it's a total universal understanding by many cultures, especially ancient cultures. And so if you dig that far back, there's kind of a precursor to what happens in the Bible. And everything in the Bible that's related to solar eclipses from the fact that through Christianity, God reveals himself through signs to all the way, that's an exodus, and then all the way through to revelations where now CERN is becoming a part of this, biblically.

And that's through the Apollon, Apollin? The Apollin, Apollinon. Anyway, it's the temple of Apollo that's underneath the Cern compound that was built by the Romans. And even back then, it was known as basically a gateway to the underworld. Oh man. I'm sorry.

Dan. Yes. I am very sorry about this. Your apology is accepted in advance. I really need to ask this question. I feel like I shouldn't need to ask this question, but I really feel like I need to ask this question. Dan, was CERN built on top of a temple to Apollo?

No. Dammit. There's no evidence of that. But there's some memes. There's some memes that say that it was. I honestly, I want that. I want that to be the case and I want there to be an even more mundane and reasonable explanation for it. I want it to be the most mundane and reasonable like, oh it turns out that they made the right kind of fucking Cement that we don't make anymore Did you know that they don't make Coliseum cement anymore because of the they lost the technology or some shit Well, no, that's how we built certain. No, it's because the there's a certain

Undiscovered element that exists there. All right by virtue of it being a portal to the underworld. Apollonium if you will. Yeah Unobtained Apollonium Unapolitanium Yeah, yeah, so that was a pretty meandering answer. I believe that it is now part of Hinduism Mm-hmm the question was basically about the biblical aspect of this eclipse and essentially what I would take away from what John said was That many ancient cultures had a relationship with eclipses and that in the Bible God reveals himself through signs. Yep. And there's something about CERN. This is just not, I'm not compelled. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not bought. No? Yeah, not yet, not yet. Yeah. Well, I think that there's other pieces of evidence that maybe could swing you. I have a question. Uh-huh. What in Egyptian

mythology are we about to talk about? Nothing. Well then why did you bring it up, sir? Because other cultures have ideas about eclipses. I get that. You know, I think, and I was- It's universal. I wrote this down.

I would say like, isn't it a thing that happens often enough that almost everyone who has ever lived has seen an eclipse. That's probably a lot. Yeah, a high percentage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like almost everybody. I mean, you know, like five-year-olds, I'm sorry that they ever, you know, but it happens, right? Yeah, and I think one of the things too that I, the reason that it's a bright spot to me and it frustrates me is that to me Eclipse has always had like a connotation of a uniting kind of experience.

Right. You know, we're all looking up at the, you know, the world isn't so big, you know? That kind of a feeling and like it's someone in I don't know Louisiana or in Texas somewhere could be looking up a couple of minutes Later sure you're looking up, and you're on the the you're in the northeast Yeah, you know that it's there's something to it that is unifying and it's turning turning it into like Sir is making the gates of hell or it's turning it into like, CERN is making the gates of hell or what?

It just, it ruins the metaphorical feeling that I have about it. It distracts from that. Yeah, it did just occur to me that one, I really vibe with that feeling. Like I hadn't really thought about it, but yes, that is 100% true. And I remember being told, this is the worst, I remember being told like, think about it, but yes, that is 100% true. And I remember being told, this is the worst,

I remember being told, think about it, everybody's looking up at this the same time you are, the whole world, and it did not occur, I had not thought about that at all up until you just saw that, and then I was like, people on the other side of the earth can't fucking see that shit. But other times they can.

No, I know, I know. It's more metaphorical. It is metaphorical, but that worked on me. Can't fucking see that shit But that that worked on me I was believing everybody in China is looking up at the same Sun They've had that experience at different parts Yeah, yeah, we're all one We're unified. It's not that big a world. No, yeah, CERN. Yes. Helportal Apollo. So look, there's a lot of towns that it's going to go over and maybe some of them are named things. You ever think about city names? Are there names of cities in the way that are going to be? Oh yeah, it's important. The fact that CERN is

built is knowledgeable, totally knowledgeable of the biblical implications as is, it looks like the other players in this. They're not separate from each other. What the implications are. Well, even where it's passing through, you talked about all of these towns called Nineveh, right? Nineveh, yeah, yeah. Nineveh is the, for those that don't know, Jonah, which is kind of in the Bible, Jonah

to me, I always thought of Jonah as kind of a richer, prior character because he, it's almost a comedy. God speaks directly to him and tells him to go ask the people, the Assyrians, who are like the most brutal people you can imagine to repent. These motherfucking crackers, man! And he's like, they're not going to repent. So he turns around and goes the other way. He gets on a boat.

One thing leads to another. He gets thrown over the boat. And during a storm, the storm stops. It's a sign of God to the sailors that were taking him. They all repent and then he finally gets swallowed by the whale and in the whale he repents. He says he'll do it and you know the whale spits him back out and he goes into Nineveh and it turns out the the Assyrians actually repent. So the first one in 2017, it's gonna cross and that's the point I wanna make, we'll get to that.

But where it crosses, the first one was leading up to Jonah. So where the cross is, it just so happens to be a town or just an area that's named for Jonah. But on the way in, it passes that one in 2017 passed through, I believe it's seven or eight towns called Salem, which is the ancient name for Jerusalem. And then this one is going through you know seven eight towns named Nineveh and also through towns called Jonah and so on and so forth and of course you know people can call that coincidence and that's fine you know I'm

not thank you Bible thumping I'm not sorry believe anything I'm just showing just how strange this is but it's so strange so strange so strange so, there's some cities in the 2017 eclipse that were named Salem And that's Jerusalem of course and now there's some towns called Nineveh and so I guess whale you know Okay, there was a movie called the whale I was so I was there was a You know my wife was watching something there's torture devices torture is horrific yes can't think of anything worse than torture it's true right but in this moment I just had an idea for

the worst torture device I can think of which is a machine that connects John bound to me and allows John bound to hear how fucking stupid he sounds through my ears. Oh no. And I think that would make people's heads explode. Yeah, I mean if you couldn't ignore it. Yeah, if you were just like, wow, this is what I, ooh. See, I thought the torture device

was gonna be connecting John's thoughts to your head, which is like, I'm doing that right now, man. I wouldn't do that, I wouldn't do that to anybody. We're doing it now. Yeah. So yeah, towns are named things. I mean, I guess if I wanted to, I probably could have come up with a bunch of different

fun connections of town names in various states. But it seems like even John is saying, maybe it's coincidental. Listen, I admit. I'm going to waste everyone's time talking about this and trying to create false importance around it, but maybe it's coincidental. It does feel like what he was saying was, listen, if you push back on this, I will fold like a house of cards. But if you're not going to, I might as well say it.

I'm filling up time. And I'm also pretty aware that nothing's going to happen. And I don't want to look too bad by over committing to this. Come on, it's just a fucking eclipse, everybody. Let's make the most of this shit while we can and then not look too bad afterwards, right? All right, so look. Yeah, there's something Called a fault line. Oh And this could come into play ring of fire. Mm-hmm. Gotcha. Yes. There's a whether already was an earthquake Oh, that's right. Yeah, but that is not on this fault line. Okay, the thing that concerns me is where X marks the spot

And where X marks the spot is where things get real and that's the madrid fault and so in 1811 The madrid fault, uh, we had uh incredibly large earthquake That shook so hard that it rang the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia. And so the issue with the Madrid Fault is that if there's an earthquake there, it could cause some serious damage. And then you see all of these all of these people all of all of these military biological warfare nuclear experts gathering up through these towns all the way through the

totality of the eclipse and they're getting ready for something major to happen. At the same time, we've got this other player on the field, which is NASA and the manipulation of the ionosphere and also the possibility of a machine called a thumper that can actually amplify an earthquake. So my main concern- Just watch Dune, huh? How does that relate to you? Since you mentioned NASA, how does that relate to their launching the three sounding rockets?

Is that what you're referring to? Yeah, I am referring to that. But also, HARP's manipulation of the ionosphere to manipulate weather. Yeah, so we got Harp, we got NASA shooting these rockets, and the Thumper, and they're all going to make the New Madrid Fault go off. Yeah. And I remember, like, growing up in Missouri, there's a preoccupation with the New Madrid Fault.

Is there? Well, I know that, I think it's the same thing with a lot of people in like the West Coast out in LA and stuff. It's not if, it's when. Right, when's the big one? Yeah. Yeah. Growing up, they really were like, there's not much, you know, you can't really stop

an earthquake necessarily. Right, right, right. And we're on, there is this fault line, and if something happens it's big. Right. So I've, I mean, yeah, I guess what he's saying is true, is if there's an earthquake on New Madrid it could be really bad. It's real bad, yeah. I don't know if these rockets are gonna meddle with the ionosphere or if there's thumpers

that are gonna cause, I also think that you would not need to make it worse If there was an earthquake on the new madrid fault. Yeah, I don't think you need to exacerbate that but This is this is a big possibility that is of concern. Yeah, you know there is so much of like the the positive of these bullshit theories not positive But you'd like the the meat of it, is that sense of control. Because that is so much like that idea of like, hey, fuck it, at any point in time, tsunami might wash away everything you've ever owned.

That's possible. If you believe that somebody could shoot missiles at it, at least somebody has control over that, maybe it'll happen sooner. Or it will never happen if they don't do it. Exactly. And it's all the evil bad guys who are causing these things. It's not a... That's why we need to stop them so we can take away their ability to cause all of these

horrible natural disasters. Right. Okay. It's not a cruel, random, and miserable universe. Nope. See, this is one of the big possibilities that John Bound sees, is various things being done to make the New Madrid Fault go off. What would all those people, all those generals, nuclear engineers or whatever, they're gathering

in the totality, what are they doing in the totality? Hang it out. I was going to say, is there anything that you could be doing specifically in the totality? Tailgating? Have a barbecue? I don't know. What doing specifically in the totality? Tailgating? Right? Have a barbecue? I don't know. What's evil in the totality? He doesn't explain really.

Yeah, I imagine so. But I mean, it's really just kind of like creating spooky optics. Yeah, they're there. Why are they all gathering? There must be some reason where there's smoke, there's fire. That's true. And where there are visions, there is truth. There's this, I should have sent it to you, but there's this really strange image.

You can find it pretty quickly on Google search, which is there is a prediction by somebody who kind of went into a dream state and had a prophetic vision of what America would look like after the Madrid Fault earthquake. And basically, if you look at that image, and also Edgar Cayce had some predictions too, but if you look at that image, it's just X marks the spot for the Madrid Fault. So hopefully, everything I'm saying is just, is conspiracy and we can leave it at that

and come Tuesday, Wednesday, everything's fine. But probably, probably well. Yeah. If we had a, this is how stupid you sound machine. That would be scanners. That would be fucking scanners level explosion. Also that guy wrote. Oh my god boom Explosion everywhere Edgar Cayce the guy who would enter

States and talk about all these Nonsense like he's talking it is just and then he says also Edgar Cayce at his head explodes. There's no way Yeah, this guy had a vision of what? There's a crazy picture you can find of this state. Wow. Wow. Important to bring up. Yep.

So we have X marks the spot, which apparently is, you know, Madred fault. I mean, I've written it down. The thing that concerns me is that X marks the spot. It is true true I know this from treasure hunt I have been on treasure hunts I've seen pirate movies is that when X marks the spot it is indeed X marking said spot yeah yeah yeah yeah and there's other players involved sure we have unnamed players sure you have NASA right harp right and of course the World Economic Forum who wants to vax other players involved. Sure. We have unnamed players. Sure. We have NASA. Right. We have HARP. Right. And of course the World Economic Forum who wants to vax everyone. Okay. What?

You know the reason that all of this is happening is because this is the next player on the field which is we've got the World Economic Forum, we've got the World Health Organization. They're trying to push through having complete control over COVID vaccinations. And in May, we're going to find out whether or not they get the power to do that. Basically, a blank check for mandatory vaccinations. And they're already putting, you know, they're putting vaccinations in the food and all that so they're they're prepping up for it but there's another part of this where the possibility of these balloons that NASA

is spearheading but it's all these colleges and this could be conspiracy but maybe I'm just gonna what What are we doing? For the. Have some backbone. That that they could load these balloons up that they're going to fly on that day and explode the balloons with the you know the COVID in it. Disease X and. Yeah. And silently hit all those people that are out there looking at the solar eclipse.

And so if we start to see there's no earthquake, well, first of all, God doesn't show up, and then there's no earthquake, then what we need to look for is people being admitted to hospitals at serious rates. But if everything's fine, then we've passed through this, and this was all conspiracy, and I sure hope it is. Wow, so we have the sort of potential outcomes. The return of God.

God number one, obviously. Earthquake second. I guess people just showing up in hospitals a bunch. But that's the result of a bioweapon from those balloons being exploded over people right now. This might be a conspiracy I'm just shit talking here, but I'm just shit talking, but let me talk some shit Let me come up with bizarre scenarios that I think might be fun to write storylines about It's strange. It is really strange the non-committal Ness of yes

Yes, it is impossible to imagine a real scenario It is really strange. The non-committalness of this? Yes, yes. It is impossible to imagine a real scenario in real life where real people are on the television facing down the barrel of a real emergency saying, listen, if God doesn't show up, man, well, then we'll make it through this and I hope we do. I could be full of shit. I can't imagine that being I Listen, I could be lying about all of this. Yeah, I'm not certain that this is worthwhile comment

Kind of like it I do it's a little camera Could be this could be that you don't know we'll see I'll see you on of like it. It's a little bit. Yeah. Could be this, could be that. You don't know, we'll see. I'll see you on the other side. Hey everybody. What instrument do you play? With Alex, there is always certainty. Yes.

That is not allowed for this kind of ambivalence. It's very strange. I appreciate. So Christy has some points to bring to the table. Let's see what she's got to say. You kind of make inferences like that they almost expect and by they, you know, the globalist, the elite, whatever, that they almost expect something to happen.

I mean, there's even reports of that there's a travel ban. There's no travel in certain parts allowed on Eclipse Day. Did you see that? No, I hadn't seen the travel ban yet, but it doesn't surprise me. It's so bizarre that, you know, it's a solar eclipse for three minutes, you know? It should just be, everyone comes out

and looks at the solar eclipse, but yeah. It's, they're, you know, and I mean, I would say that most of the population already, you know, doesn't trust the government for them to come out and start saying these things is really just, well, it's hateful towards the American people to be honest with you. It's hateful? Okay. Okay. Everyone, aside from people who are before the age of what? Seven? Right? Something like that. Has been alive and seen an eclipse and watched the government not kill us all. True. So we've got an established precedent of almost

the entire world having seen the government not kill everybody on not just one eclipse, but multiple. Counterpoint. Sure. That doesn't prove that it's not going to happen this time. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

You can't use these past examples of something not happening to prove that something's not going to happen. I recognize that is a flaw in my argument. It is. Deep flaw. So also there's no travel ban. When Christie says that she flashes up on screen a headline that says quote, no size weight permitted travel allowed

on eclipse day says TX DMV. Texas Department of Motor Vehicles has banned oversize and overweight vehicles that need to be permitted by size and weight from using the roads in affected counties for that day because the eclipse is quote, expected to cause severe traffic delays These people are doing what I would call a definition of grasping at straws try and make this event suspicious I do have to tip my cat to cap to John bounce clear acknowledgement that he's just talking shit by constantly saying Maybe everything I'm saying is bullshit. Yeah, like it's One thing that I keep coming back to yeah when I look at what they're saying is

Most of this involves traffic Based which which for these people makes perfect sense That's their number one concern. They hate the road been they've been the past it was just the road Mm-hmm. Oh god libertarians don't believe the state should be funding roads I don't even like remembering when our main problem was just the fucking road so we have an issue uh-huh with everything yeah but really when you have new madrid fault yeah the possibility of bio balloons you have you have all this but ultimately maybe they're trying to open a portal to hell yes Bio balloons you have you have all this but ultimately

Maybe they're trying to open a portal to hell. Yes Maybe But you know then the thing about CERN to is That in Mike Adams at pointing this out is that and there's documentation of this that the CERN scientists have basically brought in the Vatican experts in physics on gravity that opens up other dimensions and so 70 years ago they predicted that they would be able to create what is called the demon particle.

And I can read a little bit of what that is. Yes, please. It is a plasma non and it's a strange particle that comes from a separate dimension. And basically, you know, if you want to get back into the biblical stuff, they're attempting to open up another dimension to whatever it is they're, you know, involved in religiously. And so- Are they trying to bring hell on earth? I mean, that's another thing we've been hearing is like, are we going to see on April 8th hell on earth?

I mean, the gates of hell opened? Yeah. And there's this animation that's going around on Twitter. That's a fake animation. It shows supposedly a portal over CERN and Geneva That's that's an animation, but call out but yeah that that is you know There you know you can go down that rabbit hole. I mean there there are portals that go back to the the ziggurats in Assyria

They have portals there. I mean there's portals and then they've been building these portals building a lot of portals a lot of portals our gates yep building a lot of portals and maybe one to hell is being created at CERN sure yeah all right mm-hmm this he has accidentally come up with a new step a new evolution in one of my favorite genres of film. I love a good Catholic iconography film. I love a good, I love a good, where the secret Carolinians.

You love some Dan Brown? Oh, not really that so much. I like, you know, whatever. Isn't that like the most successful example of what you're talking about? Yes, of course. I'm just kidding. successful example of what you're talking about? Yes, of course. No, the idea that Catholic physicists have access to a special physics, now that's fucking gold. Yeah, and they understand gravity to such an extent that they create portals. Oh shit, I didn't even know that we needed to call the

Vatican physicists. We got that like I've been getting rid of all these demons with the Vatican, you know, expatriate guys, you know, like that thing. Now, Catholic physicists get you the demon particle. Well Catholic, Catholic, that's great. The Catholic Church and the Vatican does have like telescopes and you know, like all that that works into a fair amount of like Project Camelot conspiracies in the past and that's just kind of being Translated over into this right right right, but but Catholic physics is not physics portal to hell. It's Catholic portal to hell Oh god, I want a portal to hell so there's a lot of stuff that if it doesn't happen is

Gonna be disappointing for these people right? I mean like it's just talking for me They're talking a big game about the things that could possibly have yeah for for not enough probably portal to hell it's a lot you're gonna go portal to hell just for a day in April yeah that's nuts well oh you know there's a lot of things that are happening like traffic based emergency also if NASA kills us all with balloons, fucking tip of the cap, right? I wouldn't have seen that coming. Well, I'm right. Well, you know who did?

Fucking John Brown. They did. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. I will 100% tip my cap. Didn't see that one coming. I will give it all up for you guys. There's a lot of, I would call it ambiguity about exactly what the Idea is problem is well. We know what the problem

No, we don't know we don't we sort of know what the problem is we don't even know who is doing the problem They use the postmodern they Postmodern day she was like the globalist whoever they is that was that's unacceptable Well leaving that aside fair enough. We still don't know what the problem is We don't it could be a number of things Right a thumpers. Yes I honest no matter at fault. Yeah balloons with disease God himself returning right? Yep, or maybe martial law that seems to be

Yeah, it's very strange. You know CERN has been dormant for two years and all of a sudden, you know, they turn the lights on on on April 8th and You know the the devil's comet Is is swinging by that, you know, and I'm sure that they, you know, they believe that that shows some kind of meaning to them as well. And there's so many areas of this, so many angles of this, but it's coming up in a few days, it's only four days away. And, you know, you can only look at it for so long before it actually happens.

Or you lose your eyes. My main concern is that the government is going to do something to keep Biden in power and basically declare martial law. And so I'm just predicting now that what I'm seeing is, you know, because Jesus said, you won't know when I return. But there are signs. Make a bullet in with it. And, you know, according to the signs, one of the things in the Bible says that they may not notice by the first sign, but they'll notice by the second.

That's in the report but there are signs trying to give us an inkling to get ready to get your spirit ready to get your soul ready and and that's a good thing you know sure good thing you know sure so seems to seems to think that Jesus might come back like a thief in the night mm night, Jesus will return giving you regular updates on when his returns are, not just now, but mathematically you can predict them going on into the future thousands of years, how many times that thief will be returning. It'll give you weeks in advance notice of where the path of returning thief will be. How long the thief will be in your house.

I feel like these people are overplaying this. Guys, it's April. We've got a long year. There's an eclipse and they're really going for it. There's just too much. There's an eclipse. And they're really going for it. And there's just too much. There's too much happening here. Like we even said, I'm not even sure what we're expecting to happen or not happen now.

Anything could happen. What I'm expecting is the government to do something. To keep Biden in power now in April. Do you know what they can do to keep Biden in power continue working the next day. That's it. For now. Yeah, I just I don't know. I think that one of the things that hurts this is that non committal nature because there's like 100 different outcomes that are being you're supposed to kind of get a little bit scared about yeah but also the refusal to be like this is

What is gonna happen? Here's the proof? Here's the it just I don't know. It's it's it's milk. It's milk toast I feel it feels like it feels right for a solid riff montage a non sequitur montage where you know, you'll see him just suddenly turn and just be like Spaceman and then it's I it's the fish people come down from underneath your toilets You know like they're just a regular stream of those with solid timing I think you could edit that together now might be also a good time to point out that like John Bowne has worked at Infowars for like a decade. Oh my Like he's been there for a very long time.

And this is the kind of stuff he's bringing to the table. What instrument does he play? Strong. Sax man. He's not a sax man. I guarantee that from this interview. You think it's an accordion? I hope so.

So look, there's a lot of things that could happen, or maybe nothing. Or maybe if nothing happens, maybe that means something happened, who knows? That's a good question. So I don don't know it could be total chaos or it could just be a complete failure wide range by the villainous uh biden administration to attempt to uh i mean fool us yeah here's a caution that i have attempt to fool you it comes to mind is that i fear that maybe it will seem like nothing happened and everyone

will be mocking, oh here we thought something major was going to happen and it didn't, here's another proof of conspiracy theories being wrong. But just even if we don't necessarily see anything big happen that day doesn't mean that nothing big happened, right? My discernment tells me that we may not know for until later if there was something major that happened, if there was something called out or, you know, accelerated that we just can't necessarily see from the event itself, right? So the way bound is setting this up, but two possibilities that are going to be there's chaos or if nothing happens that means that Biden failed in some way in his villainous

plan. There's no consideration of the possibility that various areas around the country are preparing for massive amounts of traffic and that these people get their information from unscrupulous meme accounts on social media that try to blow people's minds with bullshit and coincidence. Well played to Christy here though, I gotta say. I admire her popping in and making sure that people know that if nothing happens, maybe a demon was still conjured. We don't know.

You gotta cover your face. We don't know until we know. Absolutely. Yeah, there's still probably a portal to hell that's been opened. Totally. Yeah. You think you would know the second that happens? No. Again, here's what you're all missing that it's not happening is the best proof

that it did right if you saw a portal open you'd be killed so that you're still alive means the portal was open right and what you saw if you saw a portal open yeah would be fake yes so the fact't see it means the real thing is happening. Right? It hurts sometimes. It does. Yeah. So I don't feel like I have much clarity. I have no clarity whatsoever. You know, we have one more clip and it's not going to help. I do like her just really because, okay, it's hard to just really throw it out there and say it does not matter what happens, believe me. And she's doing it.

My discernment tells me that- She's doing it. It does not matter what happens, doesn't matter if you see something happen, doesn't matter if you see nothing happen. I know it did. And it's valuable that we're speculating a bunch of nonsense. Because no matter what happens or doesn't happen, something happened and maybe you just don't know

that something happened. Yep. Oh boy. Wow. Okay. Man, I actually don't think we can build that machine. It might be too powerful. Yeah.

The standard of evidence that's required for anything is zilch. Ah, man. So we have one last clip, like I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't help clear up anything at all. Okay, okay. One last thing I wanna get across is that,

so these experts that Mike Adams brought up from the Vatican, they're experts in gravity, gravitational physics. And Catholic gravitation. The solar eclipse affects the planet gravitationally. It's minimal, but it does. And it's only for three minutes or whatever as it's passing.

So they may be trying to increase the gravitational limitations there over the Madrid fault. I think that's where it's all gonna happen. And if anything happens. And so, you know, then you have this possibility of, I mean, that's so far out there, but Nibiru, and it's gravitational pull too. So that's the thing that could happen

that the government may be completely aware of. That may be the reason why, you know, Zuckerberg built a hundred million dollar, you know, nuclear shelter in his house in Hawaii. That may be why they're all, all of the elite are moving to Hawaii and, you know, basically wiping out the natives so that they can survive something they know about we don't. Absolutely. Yeah.

And some of this stuff is revelation knowledge that God will reveal to us at the right time. But my time is up with you, John. I'm sure we'll have you back another time. You have excellent reporting. You can always check it out. Very insightful stuff. So I guess what you come away from this with is that the Vatican sent gravity specialists in to help make gravity worse around the New Madrid Fault in order

to set off an earthquake during the eclipse during that three-minute window of the eclipse when the gravity is tiny Slightly affected a tiny little bit right and then CERN opening a portal to hell might be off to the side somewhere Maybe that's not quite not quite part of the actual conspiracy Maybe that was just kind of fun and then the balloons with COVID or disease X Maybe that was kind of just off to the side and fun. I think the main thing he's talking about is the no matter fault, right? It seems like that's his focus Earthquake come back to it a couple times. I or yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe he's just like maybe he just read a thing about it recently He saw that picture that guy had in a vision. Oh my god. He saw that picture. He saw a picture Yeah, the guy had a vision. Oh

I think I'm actually gonna get hurt So if I understand correctly the Catholic Physicists are going to increase the gravitational limitations above the fault but Somehow this is aided by the eclipse, which has a very tiny little effect on the eclipse. Now, I'm gonna ask you this question.

Do you think that he believes the moon only affects Earth's gravity during the eclipse? Probably. Now here's something I would say. Yeah. If the eclipse affects the gravity a little bit. Yes, just a little bit. Just a little bit. Yes, just a little bit How much do the Wizards right?

Do they affected enough that they need that little boost or could they set off this earthquake at any time if they wanted to? That's a good question because if so, this is all like I guess just showmanship I mean, yeah, I mean you got a they believe you know what Dan they Quote-unquote, I don't know the globalists who med for right? Believe all kinds of weird Mystical things, you know things that aren't true They just believe all kinds of nonsense and then they do things in the service of their God or whatever Like bring in bring in extra people and funding

for traffic management. Oh my god. So otherworldly. I mean, you know, I want eclipses to be more, I get that feeling. Sure. I wanna be able to, like obviously, we all want a portal to appear.

Once humans realize portal, poor hey fuck it even on Zigarrette's they were like man wouldn't it be great if I just walked from one place to all the way over there and not Have to walk I watched heroes, and I wish a eclipse could make me fly I totally yeah makes perfect sense right not this is unnecessary This is unnecessary is deeply on this is very and very- The only reason we're even talking about it is because Alex is still out of studio. Exactly! What a coincidence. They built up this whole thing about the eclipse so much that I was excited to see Alex's cover it. Then there's nothing. He's just gone, probably dealing with bankruptcy shit.

We have John Bowne being a bunch of, being noncommittal, wishy washy about a bunch of being non-committal wishy-washy about a bunch of nonsense if Okay Do we has has Alex tried to buy shit on Hawaii yet? I don't know had to have tried to buy some shit right like he's totally doing if if Alex says oh there's Billionaires are making shit then I figure Alex is going to Hawaii to do the thing right Alex has said He's going down with the ship. Yeah

I don't know. I mean real estate in Hawaii is pretty expensive. Yeah, that is a pretty expensive It'd be hard to launder enough money to buy real estate in Hawaii. Yeah for Alex. It would be hard for he's not a cartel guy Yeah, yeah, yeah at this point. Yeah. And it might be something that would be difficult to hide had he bought it before. Right, right, right. I don't know, I think it's just kind of a fun thing to, like the billionaires are going to their bunkers. Yeah, yep.

So do you feel like you have a good handle on things? What if we tricked all the billionaires into going into their bunkers and then we just You know, I think that's what Alex's plan is you think so talked about that a bit. I mean that you did a Yeah Like you were saying like put a lid hey, maybe they just don't come out, you know like well Alex said Alex has made it clear that All of their employees are secretly anti-globalists.

That's right. And so they'll kill them down in their holes whenever. Right, right, right. Right. But that's no fun. It is not fun. No, let's just, like, oh guys! Oh, it's happening!

It's the big one! Get in there, Zuckerberg! We'll all be fine out here! No, we're ready to die! You're more important than us! Go! Get into your bunker! Go!

Go! Quicker! And then, you know, he's gone. You winked at me and I don't know exactly what that means but I don't know either so I think you know the eclipse is a wonderful time to to look at the Sun yeah the classes and safety and place and think about the uniting aspect that it has a it bonds us all together under one big sun. Yeah, it's that kind of thing,

the person you're thinking about wishing on the same star, it's that same kind of fun thought. It's nice. I guess- Be at one with the universe. And I guess, you know, ultimately there are giant crowds of people that are coming together.

And at any time that that does happen, it does raise the possibility of traffic accidents or any kind of accident So it's not without some kind of reasonable danger, but this stuff is ridiculous. This is absurd and it ruins the fun unless CERN is built on top of a temple to Apollo in which case all of my complaints are out the window I retract them and I believe all of it. Okay. I would still have some questions. I wish it was built on a temple of Apollo.

That'd just be so great. They found one. That would be such a mind... Alas. So, we'll be back over another episode, but until then, we have a website. Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com. Yep, we're all on Blue Sky.

We are on Blue Sky. It's Knowledge Fight. Yep, we'll be back, but until, uh, Neo Leo MDZX Clark. I am the mysterious professor And now here comes the sex robots Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a first time caller I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you